The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Early Bird) The Most Trouble We Got In School + Why Lunchbox Went Through Airbnb’s Belongings + Dumb Debate of the Day: Nachos with a Fork??

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

We reveal the most trouble we ever got in during school. Lunchbox just discovered Airbnb and decided to go through the owner’s possessions to learn things about him. He reports back on his findings and why he thinks Airbnb is life changing. Amy brings us the Dumb Debate of the Day after her friend thought it may be a red flag that her date at his nachos with a fork.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Wednesday. Morning studio. Morning. Kids are back in school, Amy. Oh, yeah. We are back and it is on, especially the homework. And I have a feeling high school for Sashira. I mean, it's ninth grade. I knew some things were going to change, but she has had homework since the first day. Do you think they're trying to make up for COVID?

Are they trying to cram learning in, like missed learning at all? Or is this just ninth grade now? No, I think this is just the way her school is. And so it's sort of a drastic change for her. But she set up a little station in the dining room, and that's where she comes home. Every day, sits down, does her homework. But I'm probably going to have to bring in Mike D's wife as reinforcements because it's a lot of homework for me.

too. A lot of homework or a lot of homework that you don't understand because it's starting to get harder. Both. And I have another child and they're saying, you know, so it's just like, wow, this is a game changer. But I'm excited because it's setting her up for what college is going to be like in real life. And it's weird that we're even talking about that with her, but she's going to be 16 soon. I used to do people's homework for them. You charged. Well, that's how I'm in a living. I was a kid. That's literally how I paid for school lunch for the most part once I got out of free lunch because that was humiliating itself because we have to go stand in our own line. Oh, the free lunch kids.

Miserable. All right, free lunch, go stand over here, and we had to stand in our own line because we were so poor. We got free... Terrible idea, by the way. For them to do that. But I was like, I can't do this anymore.

So I made my own money to pay for my own lunch. And by doing that, I did people's homework for them. Illegally. How did you, like, approach them? Would you ask them, hey, you need your homework done? Word gets out, bud. They probably came to him. Like, hey, yeah.

Well, word gets out because I do a couple people. Do the first couple for free. Dang, businessman. Do the first couple for free? and then it's usually it was a dollar a page after that, depending on what it was. What was difficult was if I had to do upper level math, let's say that was an eighth grade. It was like a 10th grader and I'd never study that math before. I'd have to take time to study that math.

And I had one teacher, I don't care to say this anymore, I won't get it bad in trouble. That'd be like, hey, I'm doing so-and-so's homework. Can you teach me how to do this? And they would teach me and then I would do their homework. Would you pay the teacher extra? No, they just appreciated that I was into it. And it wasn't the teacher that had the person in class, it was just a math teacher that we had to do that. But yeah, I hustled.

That's a hustling kid. Dollar page. What you need? History? What you need? Math. You still want to hustle? I hustle every day in my life.

The Shira needs a little help of it. Let's just say inflation is hit and rates her up a little bit. And also, she's a hustler too, so hustle is hustler. And if she gets caught cheating or anything, I'm pretty sure she's kicked out. Of what? School. Stop it. No.

Yeah. What? You get kicked out of school? I would have been kicked out. I don't know. That's the rule. What's the most trouble you ever got into? school, in high school.

Okay? Most trouble you ever got into. By parents or teachers? Like suspended? I don't know. We can do this. We can wait and do this later on in the hour. Think about it. The most trouble you ever got into in school and what happened to you, okay?

Everybody feel good about sharing? Yes. Ray, do you have a good story? I feel like you'd have a good story. Yeah, I got a pretty bad one. Really? Yeah. It's embarrassing.

We'll come back and do that in a couple segments after the mailbag, okay? It's time to open up the mailbag. email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailback. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been the manager at a large corporation for over a decade now, but I found myself in the situation I've never been in before. Our company was hit hard during COVID, and we had to let a round of employees go in 2020, but now we have another round upon us. I have to fire an employee who's been with the company for 42 years. I just got the order from above that it has to be done. He doesn't know. How do I fire him? Signed anonymous boss.

Oh. Yeah, that stinks. And that happens all the time everywhere and different reasons. Obviously, companies get sold. COVID obviously happened a lot. You have to, I never had to, not because of COVID. Not because of a selling, but we've had, and I've had to fire a couple people. And it always sucks.

I never had to fire somebody 42 years. That's especially hard. That's especially hard. But this is the non-emotional answer to that. first of all you'll probably have somebody with you from HR that's not a common thing they will come in and even for their well-being their mental health you don't need to drag it out or him and hall it's we'll just say it's Eddie Eddie comes in oh Eddie I appreciate you come in my office today you have given so much to this company over 42 years but because of the layoffs and because

we're not making budget we have to lay people off and I'm so sorry to tell you that we have to lay you off. You got to get to it. You don't need a big explanation leading up to it. You need to get to it. They will have their response. And then you need, and usually you can't even talk to them for a while because HR. It's not like you can call them. And let them ask their questions. Everybody's in shock. And then try to move forward. Answer all the questions. Then try to move forward. It's hard, but it's better to rip the bandaid off because you're going to have to do it. You hate to do it. this is like stuff in life. I hate to call people back sometimes.

I'm not the same problem here. I see somebody I'm like, they call me. I'm like, I don't want to call them back. I know what they're going to want to talk about. And I'm like, you know what? Go. I just hit the button. I just hit the button and do it even though I don't want to do it

because if I hit the button, I know that I'm committed. The phone's ringing. They're going to see, hello, dang it. And I hope they don't answer. Oh my gosh. But I will just do that because I know it's better to rip the band it off on uncomfortable situations that have, that absolutely have to be approached.

And you have to do it. So this is that. This one's very sensitive, but you call them in. You tell them why. It's almost clinical. This has happened. This is why it's happened. I'm so sorry.

Thank you. Boom. Man, I thought this was going to be anonymous email situation. It is anonymous. No, I'm saying you. Like, hey, create a burner account. Hey, man, you're fired. Yeah, that'd be tough.

That'd be tough on that one. Oh, no. Buy an anonymous email. Did you imagine 42 years? and you get some email. Yeah, I hate to hear that. But as a boss, that is a tough thing you have to go through as well.

Not as tough, but still very tough. And we should understand your feelings too. And I will say, I implement this in other parts of my life. So not just calling people back, even like, I hate exercising. I hate working out. Hate it. But you know what to do?

I got to work out today. I don't want to do it. Just go and do it because it'll be over quicker. And it's in the rear view. Eventually, you can have to put that hour in anyway, regardless. It can be whatever. That hour is going to be put into play.

You're going to have to do something for an hour you don't like. So why. not do it now and get it over with and have the rest of the day? And let's say you do it later. Well, why not do it later? It's same. Well, you're dreading it all the way up. It's less dread same amount of work. So good luck. That's what I say do. Uncomfortable situations. Just go commit, do them, get it over with. And you want to say anything, Amy? I mean, I don't, I don't envy him at all. I would be like, shoot, I would, I'd put it off forever and then probably. I think all bosses should get flowers today. You're right. It's making me think of like any bosses.

that have ever had to let anybody go. Like that has got to be one of the most difficult things you ever have to do. Oh, good luck. Are you hyperventilate? Okay, there you go. Thank you for the email, not a comfortable situation. Hopefully you handle it with Grace, and I think you will. Thank you for emailing me.

That's all. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail back. Yeah. Let's talk about the most. you ever got into in school. It could be suspension, expulsion, it could be paddling. I don't know, because I didn't know you guys then.

We'll start with Amy. Amy, the most trouble you got into. What grade, what year? Yeah, I was in 11th grade, and it would have to be when my math teacher let my mom know that I was never on time. I was always late to math class. And so one day before math, my mom sneaks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder and I'm on the second floor where everyone socialized in between classes.

and she said, I'm here to walk you to math. So embarrassing. In front of all of my friends. So funny. So embarrassing. And she escorted me up to the third floor to my math class and I will never forget it. And you know what? I was never late again.

Did she only do it that one time? Yeah. It only took that one time. That's all it took. That's all it took to be in 11th grade and have your mom show up to your high school and escort you to class because you can't get there on time. That's funny. Eddie, yours?

Oh, man. It was seventh grade and we were in choir class. and there was this kid messing with me. He was right behind me, kept rubbing the back of my neck. I said, one more time, I'm going to punch you. And he did it. He tickled my neck. Turn around.

Popped him right of the face. Dude, I've never punched anyone in my life. But it was seventh grade. Everyone was starting to fight, and it was kind of a cool thing when there were fights going on in the hallways. So I was like, I'm going to do it. I punched him in the face, and no one said anything. He cried, and we just went on with a class.

The next class. The principal knocks on our door says, I need to talk to Eddie Garcia. Where is he? and I come out, I'm like, what's up? He's like, did you punch this kid? And there he was crying. Still crying a class later. Yeah.

That's me. That'd be me. So I got suspension the whole week, five days. Whoa. In school or out of school? ISS, they call it? ISS, we went to a portable in the back. You just did a bunch of your teachers, I guess, would give you assignments.

You do that all day. Was it worth it? Yeah, dude. I've never punched anyone before in my life. It was awesome. I never punched anybody now and I want to sometimes. Ramundo, our audio, pretty. So what happened to you?

Bad grades junior year, me and my sister. So my mom came to the school and said, can you give him in school suspension for not having good grades? Your mom came, it's suggested. So for two weeks, we had to have a security officer, watch me and my sister in a room, all the food from lunch and stuff got brought into the room and we had to do our schoolwork.

Just me and my sister and a security officer for two weeks. Did you change? I think the grades were better, but yeah, all my friends kept saying, so what, your mom gave you, you, I'm saying that now. Your mom showed out? That's crazy. Lunchbox.

Seventh grade? I mean, I got a lot. So we'll start in seven. The most, the most trouble. One story. The most you ever got in trouble. Okay. I mean, I guess it was senior year of high school.

Volleyball playoff. Well, two different volleyball games. One, the volleyball came in the stands. And so I tossed it up, served it back. Boom! Hit the girl in the head on another team. So I got in school suspension for a day. All right.

Give us another one. And then later on, we were in the playoffs. Quite the volleyball fan, huh? Yeah, I mean, the chicks. Love volleyball. Yeah, man. The chicks are hot. You know what I mean?

It was a good time. everybody went and whatever team we were playing, they came in our gym and they had a sign that said trash the Trojans and they hung it behind their bench and we beat them. So me and my friend Dom went over there and ripped up the sign and made it rain on them, you know, on their bench when they're all upset because their season's over. We ripped up their sign and split on them. Yeah, sprinkled the ripped up paper on them suspended three days. Oh, wow. What was the seventh grade when you were going to tell? Seventh grade, I was walking, it was after school. I was walking to the bus and this kid, he was a sixth grader walked up and kicked me in the back and then ran off.

So the next morning I went to school, went up to his locker, and he was facing his locker and boom, shoved his head right in the locker, he turned around, punched him a couple times. Then my seventh grade science teacher broke it up in school suspension three days. So you shoved him into the locker and then you pounded him. Yep. How many times did you go to ISS? Oh, a lot. He has his own desk.

It's like at a restaurant. You go all the time. I mean, I went to the principal in like third grade. Why did he get three days and I got five for a punch? I don't know what five days. That was a long time. I think lesser expectations on him. Maybe.

I mean, probably. I didn't get into much trouble ever because I was scared to get in trouble. I think I was petrified that if I wasn't the greatest kid who studied and learned all the time, I would never get out of my town. But the one time that I got in trouble, I walked into French class, which was difficult for me anyway. But for some reason, my French teacher had a record player that was sitting up on a table beside her desk. And in that table, there was a record. and it was, what is it? A, tube, Brute. It was Julius Caesar on vinyl.

And she was nowhere to be found. So I took the record, put it on the thing, and I started scratching it up, wrapping it, into the class. So I was playing, I was like sampling Caesar. Like, wick, wick, wik, a tube. And then she walked in and just stood behind me. I was that wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick. Oh, no, and you were still doing it. And I was still doing it.

The crowd was in the palm my hands. I had him waving their arms. This is the whole thing. I got kicked out of class for three days. Oh, wow. And for me, that was a big deal. And so I got kicked, I didn't get suspended from school or anything, but kicked out of class. But she still made sure I got my assignments and I did them all.

And so nothing lost. Hey, that was worth it. And I think, though, she thought it was funny. I think she couldn't, she couldn't act like that she could just let it go. But I got kicked out three days. Basically, I just didn't have to go to class for three days. And I still got the work. So that's the most trouble I was ever in.

Man, you did nothing. Wow, he crashed the record. Hey, I was entertaining. All right. you guys for sharing your stories. Come on! It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Tell me something good. A woman's in El Paso, Texas, driving down the road, and enjoying the beautiful sun. All of a sudden, big old sinkhole underneath her car, starts to swallow the car because a water main broke underneath the ground.

Her car is going down, down, down. Bystanders run out, hold onto the car. The car. Yes, the back of the car. because it's going nose first into the sinkhole and it's sucking it down. They're holding on to the back of the car, holding it.

First responders come. Break the back window. Boom, boom, boom. Pull the lady out just as the car goes all the way in the sinkhole. The fact that they held onto the car and were able to hold the car, that's crazy. That's wild. The video is intense because they are, I mean, the water's all around them and they're just,

yeah, everybody, you're awesome. Everybody got involved in that. Holding the car for responders. It's just amazing. It's heroic even. The second part of that is sinkholes are wild. They just show up.

And there they are. And nothing to do. And that's it. I saw one another country recently that was massive. Just kind of popped up in South America, I think, and they're flying over. And they're like, is this like an alien thing? I mean, it's so big.

Wow. You can't really see that. Like, is that a passage to another dimension? Did anyone go down there? I don't know. I just swiped twice. I didn't watch the end of it. I just like, well, that's cool.

One's moved on. Yeah. All right, that's a good story. That's crazy. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. I love when Lunchbox discovers something and presents it to us, because we learn something every day, especially from him. What did you find?

So I was going to visit my cousin in Atlanta, and I was looking at hotels, and they were all so expensive. And then I found this app called Airbnb. And I... What, Amy? I just said... No, no, no. Amy, this thing is. is amazing. You can go on there

and rent people's houses wherever you're going. So whoever this house is, this dude is out of town or I don't know where they go, but they put their house up on this app, Airbnb and you rent their house and stay in their house. It is

so crazy. Haven't you heard us talk about Airbnb's? Yeah. Surely you've heard of say the word. No, I think you said maybe not. I thought you said what's that? There's another. That's the one I've heard of.

Yeah. But yeah. I have only ever rented one Airbnb because it's weird to me. And that was my bachelor party. We went to Fayetteville. That was a great Airbnb. Right next to the stadium. I've known, I haven't really partaked in many Airbnb situations, but I have known about it.

So I guess I'm surprised you haven't known about it. I mean, never done it. Never. I mean, I'm going through looking at all these houses and it's like, oh, some are like $800 a night. Some are $100 a night, depending on what you want. It is so crazy. What was your house like?

It was just a regular old three-bedroom house, had a nice basement, and let me tell you, you learn a lot about these people. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. So the guy he went to... Hold on. What do you mean you're learning a lot about people? Because I know everything about this guy.

I mean, he went to Georgia State. He got his masters from Auburn. So you went through all of his stuff? No, he was on the wall. Oh. It's on the wall. He loves to drink. He has all sorts of glasses from breweries,

and he has a fridge stocked full of beer. He has a wine, a bunch of wine. And then also... You got in his fridge, stocked with beer? Yeah, it was right there in the kitchen. What? I thought that the... Could you have whatever you want?

Yeah, he said, oh, responsibly, have a drink or two. Okay. And he went to the Masters in 2018. He went to the World Cup in South Africa. I mean... Dang, he's got rich. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

You learn everything about him. He's going to Pittsburgh in two weeks. Wait, how do you know that? Because he has a calendar on his wall and says Pittsburgh. he's going to Natalie's wedding in a month and it was just crazy to me that I was in this dude's house and I could just have free rain. Like I'm just up in his house.

I brought my dog, my family. We're just in this guy. It was crazy. You could bring dogs? Yeah. So my dog just in his house, chilling. Like, we watch his TV. We're sitting on his couch, sleeping in his bed.

Like, it was so weird. Yeah. Did you have access to the entire house? The entire house? Because sometimes they'll shut off certain rooms. Are they locked closets? No, everything was open. Did you look at his clothes?

No, I didn't look at his clothes. I didn't open his closet. I didn't even think about that. How respectful of you. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. I just went through his calendar. I think he works from home because he's got his nameplate on the desk and he's got a computer set up.

Did you look him up on Instagram? No, I did not do that. I should probably do that. I should look him up on LinkedIn too. But he seems like a- Why? Why LinkedIn? Well, I mean, I figure he's a smart dude.

He's probably on LinkedIn. I don't know. Instagram name. But what is that for you? But you can type in his real name and it'll take you to his Instagram. Oh, I did look at pictures of him and his family. Like, he had a bunch of pictures on the wall. You see him and it's like, this is so bananas. Do you feel like you and him would be a friend in real life? No, probably not. Why? I don't know. He's too accomplished. No, there were certain things that I saw. I was like, ah, that ain't my style. Like he drinks wine. I'm not a wine drinker. That's kind of snooty. So you're just don't want to be friends with anybody that drinks wine.

No, no, I mean, he just had a bunch of different wines, and I'm like, I don't know anything about wine. And it looks like he's really into his wine. So, I mean, if you got a $5 bottle of wine, that's fine, you know, one bottle. But when you got like 20 bottles in the chiller thing, not for me. What's your takeaway about Airbnb? It's fascinating. It is awesome. It is so freaking cool that you can just stay in someone else's house.

Like, where does that dude go? Like, there was nothing on his calendar. DM him. And it wasn't on the calendar, so who knows? So I don't. Does he go stay at a friend's house? Do you still have his name? Yeah.

DM him and say, hey, I stayed at your house in the Airbnb. Like, where do you go whenever? Just literally ask him. Okay. Like, I'm just curious. You know, he didn't have a boat. He did? He did have a boat that was parked there.

He drove a white Tesla. Holy cow. This dude's loaded. I mean, single dude, there was no, you know, no marriage. The other, he said family. No, no. Not family. Like his parents.

Like his parents. me like his parents and friends on the wall. Got it. But he did have a girlfriend because there was a thank you note to him and his girlfriend on the fridge. Thanks to him and Courtney for the great gift. We really appreciate it. Thanks for coming and spending the weekend or the wedding. And I was just like, this is wild. And I found out that he's going to propose pretty soon. Wait. Lunchbox, you can't say that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. I don't think you should say that.

To Courtney? Did you find the ring? No, I didn't find the ring. But most recent song played on his Alexa was Chris Lane, Big Big Big Plans. Okay, you don't even know he's going to propose. How did you know that? It's just right there on the counter and it's just scrolling and it said, most recent song played. Big, big plans. Chris Lane.

Maybe he just proposed. It could be. That's what I'm saying. Him and Courtney were on a trip to celebrate. Oh, so maybe he went state at Courtney's house. I didn't even think about that. And you funded it. Because when you stay there, he makes money.

But this Airbnb is just awesome. I want to just stay at an Airbnb here in town. I just want to rent other people's house so I can see it. You could rent your house out. I don't know about that. Probably got to give a bit of discount because they look up. Or you can say sky roof. Skylight.

Yeah, skylight. Yeah, skylight. Yeah, natural. I haven't thought about this in forever, but there is a season where we Airbnb'd our house. And I had done a photo shoot there for free people, which so I guess some people saw the inside of my house and what it looked like. And a listener came to town and rented a house. She realized she recognized it from the photos and was like, oh, this is Amy from

Bobby Bone Show. And then she recreated my photo shoot and DM'd me the pictures. That's funny. She was like, I... I did. I want to stay there. This was years ago, but she's like, I think I'm staying at your house and I recreated the photo shoot. This is a new

trend that's going to take over. Okay, I like it. You're ahead of things here. The hotels better be careful because it is Airbnb all the way now. Yeah. Really for you? It's the thing to do. Will you message that guy and be like, hey, man, I said your place. It was awesome. Saw your name on a name I thought I'd reach out.

Hey, where did you go? Yeah, I will. I'll ask them to say, dude, like, I'm so confused on this because, like, where did you go? What if he hits them up with all, like, the, did you guys get engaged? Hey, can I ask a question about Courtney? Right. How's Courtney? The further you take it, the more hilarious it is.

Oh, he's going to be creeped out. I mean, there was one thing that my wife was creeped out by. The camera in the ceiling? Well, there was cameras in the kitchen and in the living room. The camera in the toilet? No, no, not the toilet, but it was like. look? Well, he had a ring doorbell, and then whenever you walked in the kitchen, there was a camera up there and the blue light would turn on. And my wife was like, huh, because she'd sit there

being breastfeeding the baby, you know what I mean, with her, you know, boob all out. And she was like, can he see? I was like, no, they're not on. Right? They're not on. Are you asking us now if you already told her they weren't? I don't know. Yeah, like, sleep. And she's like, you know, I don't have any, like, clothes on. Like, can you see? And I'm like, I don't think so. I would imagine that they're not allowed to have the camera on. But some people do. That's what they do. Oh, maybe I need to ask them about that. Ask him that too.

That's like fifth though. Get to the other questions first. Courtney, Chris Lane. Yeah, I mean, that's a big sign. What's his most defensive wine bottle? I mean, really, he had a little fire pit out back. Really dial him on. We'll bring him on the show interview him.

That'd be cool. What's he do? Oh, he does something smart. How much was that Tesla? That's a good question. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Find out all that. I will. And I mean, I wonder, like, if he's from Atlanta and he went to Georgia State and then decide he wanted to get out of town for a while or if he took online classes through all that you can ask him because we've done this bit a long time so i'm going to go ahead and go to the song what download the app air bambi guys it'll change your life first they've heard of it right here right here right here thank you lunchbox you're welcome okay what happened my friend is on a date with a guy and he orders nachos well actually they both do it's kind of like an appetizer thing and then he gets his

plate and he puts his naches on there and then he opens up his silverware puts his napkin his lap and starts eating his nachos with a fork. And she just thought, this is the weirdest thing. And she felt like he was... Okay, she's looking for a reason to not ate him anymore. No, no. She wasn't actually. She just felt like he was judging her because she was using her hands.

And she felt not, I don't know, sophisticated enough for him. And she didn't know if this was a red flag of more things to come that are just sort of snooty. Eating nachos with a fork. I think it matters how sloppy the nachos are, one. But have you ever? Yeah, especially if I can't go wash my hands or if the water's not hot in the bathroom. Okay, this is good news because you're not snooty. So this is helpful information.

So, the ant, also, what am I going to eat later, right? If I'm going to get nachos, I may have a chip or two, but I may really want to eat the beef and cheese and stuff for the most part. Not go full chip yet if I get a big meal coming. Oh, the carbs, yeah. But I would go to the top three reasons you eat with a fork. Number one, it's way sloppy and you just don't want to get it all over your hands or your clothes. That's number one. Number two is the water's not hot in the bathroom.

It's not hot enough to really wash and scrub your hands, so I don't want my hands in my food. Why is that so funny to you? Because you don't know that. You don't know if the water's not hot in the bathroom. Maybe you've gone to the bathroom to wash your hands. That's just a weird assumption. No, I have.

It's sometimes just like lukewarm and I'm like, well, I'm not touching anything. See, that's weird. Why you can't wash your hands with cold water? I need to wash them with hot. Soap water. Yeah, hot. I need to watch with hot water and soap. Okay.

Cold water and soap I don't like. I don't trust it. And then number three is the food part. Maybe I don't want to eat a bunch of chips. I just want to eat some of the meat and the avocado. So that's what I would say. I don't think it's a red flag. Lunchbox, what you think?

Here's the problem with Amy's story. Her friend is projecting that, oh, I'm not sophisticated enough. Is he judging me when she's actually judging him for eating it with the fork and knife? That's it. You can chew with the projecting. No, that's what she's doing. Is she putting her... Oh, you see that word?

No, I know. I'm pointing out the word. I think you said it before, Amy, whenever you do this. And so I was just trying to use your terminology. So, yes, she has the insecure. She is like, oh, this is so weird. And she's judging him, but she's trying to frame it as, oh, he's judging me. It's all her problem.

She needs to get out of it. If she has a problem, move on, but nothing wrong with it. Let him eat with a fork. That's what I say. Wow. Okay. He can eat with a fork. He can eat pizza with a fork, and I'll be like, that's weird.

But your life is very weird. She's the one being snooty. Yeah. Tell your friend stop being snooty. Okay. Snooty Sally. Do I know Snooty Sally? You do.

I'll pass it along. Uh-oh. Doesn't sound like it's good for me coming in the future. Morgan had also sent me this list of walking red flag movies. I want to read you some of these. And apparently, if the person you're dating likes a lot of these films, it's a red flag because of how weird the films are. On there, her.

Oh, that's you. Oh, you liked that one? Loved it. I did a podcast recently where I was being interviewed. I listed one of my top favorite movies. That was really good. It's awesome. He fell in love with an operating system.

I have a feeling had Caitlin not come along. That had been me. Me and Siri forever. Is that Joaquin Phoenix? It is. It's an amazing movie. More of a splash of what our culture will be. It already kind of is.

Her, okay? Pulp Fiction. Oh, so good. Great movie. Fight Club. Cool. Awesome movie. Joker.

Money. Oh, is that the one with Hay Ledger? Walking Phoenix. Walking Phoenix again. Again. Apparently if you like Joaquin Phoenix, you're walking red flag. Five hundred days. 100 days of summer.

Great movie. One of the best. I watched it. I like rom-coms again. Morgan, why are these movies, though, such red flag movies? It's like if you identify or something, you're weird. Yeah, it's kind of like if you associate with them and you're quoting them a lot, then it just might be that you have some underlying red flags.

The Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, great movie. That's an awesome movie. That's a pretty good one, huh? You don't want to be that guy, but it's a great movie. So fun. Uncut Jims? Never seen it.

Yeah, I don't know what that is. What? You too haven't seen uncut gems about sports gambling at Adam Sandler? No, man. The Godfather. I've never seen Godfather. Oh, so good. Come on.

You're not a man. I agree. If that's the definition, I'm not a man. I agree. And then finally, Black Swan, which is that movie. Oh, that's a good one. Milacunes, the dancing one? I thought it was Natalie Portman.

You liked that one? Yeah, I think they're both in it. What just happened here? Weird. That's a dark movie. I'm like, and finally, the makeup Mabeline. Oh, my face. favorite shade is. Wait, what?

Hey, man, seen it, man. I can't lie when I saw a movie. He has to say, man, like, three-s- and now it's like, you know, football, he farts. Okay, so, here's what we are. Not a big deal with the nachos, let people eat how they want to eat. Yeah, a fork or no-for- It's her problem, not his. Absolutely. And two, we are all walking red flags because all our

movies are free shows. Yes, that's it. This is Mike from St. Louis. Question for you, Bobby. So I'm going to have a colonoscopy coming up next week, and I've heard that you have one. I'm trying to get some tips. I'm pretty scared about it. Pretty nervous.

I'm only 29. Yeah, be sure to follow their rules on fasting. Because they give you like 12 hours or so. Don't eat. Don't drink. Definitely. They'll know. I'm just going to say that.

They'll know. They'll know. They'll cancel it. Yeah, yeah. They'll know. It's okay to be nervous. I was nervous too. You go in, you're nervous.

They know you're nervous, but everybody that comes in is nervous. And I made a couple jokes about my bowl. but they didn't think it was that funny because I guess a lot of people do that. Although I felt like mine were funnier than a normal person. But you were probably high on... Nope, not when I walked in. Oh. I was rocking butt jokes.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. And so I would encourage you not to do that. Just go in, you're not even going to feel it. What's, you're going to go in and they'll put a little dress on you. It's a gown. Yeah.

They put a dress on it? I like a dress. You're going to lay in a bed. You're going to answer some questions. Doctor's going to come in. And then you're going to wake up. and that's it. You're not going to be sore.

You're probably going to be embarrassed when you get up and look down at the pad that was under you. But that happens with everybody. Oh, really? I don't remember that. Yeah, I did.

Thank God I fasted. My eyes open during mine and I saw my insights on camera. Oh, it was fine. Was that a colonoscopy? Yeah. It was pretty cool. I had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy

at the same time because we're looking to see if had any polyps or anything. I'm telling you nothing, nothing happens. It's going to be awesome. As far as you're not going to come out sore, you're going to go, oh, wow, that wasn't a big deal.

It's not going to be awesome like that. It felt great, but it's not going to feel bad. You're going to be fine, fine, fine, because I was nervous like you. All right, here is Austin from South Carolina. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands. Hope you have a good rest of your show. What up?

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Out of Northwestern University, new research claims that the brain's ideal temperature is 77 degrees. Yeah, the brain in a skull. My skin is ideal temperature is like 66. Your skin. Because when my skin is cold, my brain, which our body temperature is, what, 97 degrees? We need it to be way cold outside to counteract our body temperature of 97 to get to 77.

Is that right? Why did I think this story was going to help us? I don't know. And I just made all that up. Because it is for a reason cold in here. Yeah, it's cold. I like it cold. I like a freezing cold.

We think better. If we're warm, we're like this, oh, it does say in this study, too, that warmer temperatures might lead to naps. Exactly. That's my point. Amy, I thought you were trying to help us. Goodness. Never mind. I take this story back.

Yes. All right, let's go. Well, speaking of brains, more research is finding that women are more attractive to their partner if they do their share of chores. The study shows that women who are in equal relationships in terms of housework and mental load are more satisfied with their relationships. Therefore, they want to be more intimate with their person. Eddie, you ever been vacuuming and your wife's like, ooh.

Never. No. Has he ever vacuumed? I've gone out of the way to vacuum. And I still don't get that response. Well, you might need to do it more than once. Maybe doing a couple of dishes and she's like, no, the only thing I get is like, oh, good, thanks for doing the dishes.

I appreciate it. Finally. You all do have four kids, maybe. All right. Blake Shelton shared with entertainment tonight that his family life is more important to him than ever as he's now in a new phase of life. He loves music, loves the voice, and all the cool things he gets to do with his job. But those things all take a backseat now to Gwen and the kids. And because of that, Blake isn't putting out a new album.

He said he's just putting out songs when he feels like it and he's lucky that the record label is allowing him to do it. That's all we want anyway. Yeah. Just give us songs or give us small blips of songs, two or three at a time. If you give us a new album, unless it's our most diehard favorite artist, we ain't checking out the whole album. We don't have time for that. We're not going to check out an artist we're mildly interested in, listen to their whole album. And if we do, it's only once.

We don't have time for that. So give us two or three songs at a time. Two or three songs, unless you're doing a concept album, that's different. A concept album would be if I did an album called Bobby the Space Cowboy and all my songs were about space and it told a story. Really? I'm not doing that. That sounds cool. But no, no, it's not.

But we're not in that. And you'll hear people go, oh, you know, I'm. I'm just an album person. I agree. So am I if it's an artist that I really, really, really care about. Otherwise, I'm not giving 12 or 14 songs. Who is?

A full listen. So, anyway, the end. Blake's got a mullet now, but I guess that was fake too. Oh, well, that's not real? It was for nobody. It was a video. It's not real.

I thought I grew up back during the pandemic. Yeah, that was fast. Yeah, same. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. The billboard read, Let me reintroduce myself. Dr. Christine S. Smalls. Dr. Smiles. Look what good came out of Camden. And there was a picture.

And that's pretty cool. Christine, that's pretty cool. Except she didn't put it up. Her mom did. Her mom is so proud of her. Oh, that's awesome. She earned her doctor of psychology degree from Philadelphia College of Medicine, the Camden, New Jersey.

Mom who was like, look who came out of Camden. She's a doctor. She put, and she drove by and saw it. I was like, wow, that's cool. And now, she just like bought a billboard, $1,200, I think, to put her daughter up there. So the billboard was aimed at congratulating her daughter as well as inspiring others.

And that's what the, look what good came out of Camden referred to, was like, that's a town where not a lot of people come out and do really cool, great things. She's like, you can do really cool and great things. Just because you come out of Camden doesn't mean you can't. And how cool if you're that daughter and you're driving along, you're like, there's my face. Or unless it's not cool at all.

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