The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Early Bird) Why Did Lunchbox Call 911? + Amy Got An Opinion On Her "Tail" + Mailbag: Roommate Doesn't Trust Doctors

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

We start the morning hearing Lunchbox's most recent 911 call, find out what it's about this time! Plus, Amy got her "tail" looked at and shares what she was told. Mailbag: Listener's roommate doesn't trust doctors. He currently has jock itch and he's dealing with it with some things he learned via WebMD. Our listener said it's been really gross, but he can't get him to go to the doctor. What share our advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning studio. Morning. Let's go around the room. I'm starting to think lunchbox is wearing off on him because now he wear sweatpants to work like he's going to the gym. Here he is, Eddie, everybody. That's funny. Hey, guys, I've never, ever liked jelly beans. My entire life, people are like, oh, you want a jelly bean?

No. Not even the red ones or yellow ones? None of them. Because I hate the black ones. The licorish ones? Yeah, but I can do red and green yellow. No, they were all gross to me. I mean, I would look at and be like, ooh, they're colorful.

Maybe that tastes really sweet. I would chew it and I'm like, that has no taste to it. But I had one over the Easter holiday, and I was like, huh, I gave it a second chance. I like, I like, I like, 10 of them. I'm like, these are really, really good. Maybe I'm maturing. palate is getting more mature, but all of a sudden, I like jelly beans. Wow.

Is that more mature? I think that's an old age thing. Is it? Well, and then also, you haven't had starburst jelly beans ever because that was my gateway. I think this was a starburst jelly bean. Yeah, it's my gateway. So is that different than all the other jelly beans? Yes.

Yeah, I do. But I appreciate a good jelly bean talk like nobody else. The Bobby Bone Show talks about something boring. Wow. I got that. I got that one. Thank you. Thanks, guys.

You're welcome. This next guy shows us what buying stocks and acting have in common, he's not good at either one. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. I'm back. I'm back, guys. I was on the road the other night. Driving and the truck in front of me is all over the road.

Swerving and not even swerving, more like drifting. And I had to call 911. He's back calling 911. I picked up the phone and I said 911. Come on. And first of all, I got put on hold. when I called 911. Immediately or after you said what it was?

No, immediately. It's like, please hold on and we will answer your call when the next person is available. He's on a list. He's on a list. Oh, it shows up. It's this guy again. It's probably nothing. The trainee gets you.

They said it'll just take longer for your emergency to be answered if you hang up. And I'm like, I was on a hold for like a minute, minute and a half, I felt like. Wow. And then they would play me tones for the hearing impaired. I mean, I was like, all right, guys. So then I get on the call with the lady. And she's like, 911, what's your emergency? I was like, ma'am, I'm driving, and there is a drug driver all over the road.

I mean, swerving, lane to lane, exit coming up, not going to take the exit. Last second, oh, take the exit. And then we're going up to exit. And it's like a roundabout, you know, the loop-de-loo ones, where you go up and around, and he's going to go, and he just keeps going straight, two tires into the grass, and then he swears back onto the road. And I am going play-by-play for 911, and she's like, okay, cool, I'll let her officers know. Thanks for calling.

like she was like annoyed with me never sent a cop no one ever pulled him over you followed him how long he was driving the same direction I was driving I followed him for probably about seven minutes that's a significant amount of time to follow are you sure he's going

because you always follow I know you just said he's driving the same direction the lady even asked me she goes sir are you following him I said no this is the way I go home I may have taken an exit early to keep following and I may have gone like a different direction once we exited to follow but yes I

did follow for seven minutes. I mean, just swerving all over. I mean, right off the... Did you tell them exactly where you were? Exactly where I were. They never came? Never came. Why don't you...

No, no, no. No, no. You should. You want to be a hero and make the news? No, no, no. This is when it's 9.45 at night and people get crazy. You know what I'm saying? I ain't doing that.

Not doing that old pull someone over. Well, you want to make the news? Citizens arrest. Vigilanded justice. Who? I mean, like, the person would, he would stop at a red light. And then when the red light would turn green, he would immediately go and start swerving.

into the other lane. Yeah, that is scary. I mean, the two tires going on the grass, I was... The fact that you set this all over about it being about you, I'm back. Wasn't about a drunk driver. No, no, it was a drunk driver. So then I'm like, do they really want you to call when there's a drunk driver? I think you should. I think you made the right call there.

But she seemed to know, she was like, okay, I'll let her. I'm sure they sent someone out. But yeah, you're right. There could have been a lot of time in the middle of them getting to where he was if they ever did. I don't know, man. You see cops all the time on the road. And then this it's just like, there's no one to be seen. I'm very sorry that

I'm sorry he was drunk driving but I think what you want to hear is I'm very sorry that your 911 call wasn't appreciated like you hoped it was. Both. I wish they would have got him. Got it. And I wish I'd have been appreciated. He's back. And my kids were asking me about

why are you calling the cops? Like, oh, he might be sick. You were following him with your kids in the car? Yeah. You were following a drunk driver with your kids in the car. No, no, but I was way back. 200 yards back. Moving on. Her water bill is still really high

and sometimes she likes to let out a good scream and have a good cry. Here she is. Amy, everybody. So not too long ago, I talked about how I needed to go maybe see a hip specialist for my tailbone. But now I know I'm normal. Everything's fine. I saw a chiropractor.

And coincidentally, I didn't see him for the tailbone, seeing him for some other things. But then I brought up my tailbone. And he felt it and told me that I was normal. But you have a tail. How's that normal? But you miss what he said at the end. He said, you're normal for an otter. An otter?

They have tails. So he said nothing except you're normal? He said, I have seen this plenty. There's, he, he, I said, well, some people said it could be a cyst and I don't want to have to have surgery. And he felt it. He goes, oh, no, this is definitely bone. This is bone. It's not a cyst.

So we're good there. So you have a tail. He just don't want to make you feel bad. It's not a cyst. It's a bone tail. Oh my gosh. Do I need to get him on the phone? He was very clear that I was normal.

It's who felt it? I did. Is it normal? I've never felt anything like that. Okay, then it's not normal. He was nice to you. Nice, Morgan. I'm sure you... But what is normal?

I mean... Exactly. Oh, is normal normal? Are we normal? Exactly. All right, Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He loved the movie Air

and he went to the theater, which is rare. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. And I was going to mention this too, that one of the previews in Air was for a movie called Big George Ford. which is about George Foreman's life. He was a boxer.

He was a good boxer when he was young. He went to be a preacher for a long time. Then came back in his 40s, like mid-late 40s. And he has the grill, too. The grill's way later. But that's the same guy. That's what my wife said. The guy with the grills?

Yeah. And I was like, yeah, but then he became world champion in like late 40s, 50. Uh-huh. Like, so big George Foreman is a movie. I was going to talk about that. It's just coincidence Ray had that as a setup there. And then I was going to talk about this movie because Eddie brought up Bob Dylan in this segment. Maybe a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, yeah. There was a really poor Bob Dylan song on because I like some of Bob Dylan. And I was like, oh, this is garbage. And Eddie loves Bob Dylan. But I did see that Timothy Salome is going to do a Bob Dylan biopic. Come on.

Or he kind of looks like him anyway. I'm much better looking. That Timothy Shalama is a pretty good-looking kid. But he's going to sing his own songs, and it's going to be Bob Dylan in the American music scene. And I think it's Bob Dylan is somebody that, unless you're into him now,

you really don't understand what he meant to songwriting and culture back then. Maybe one of the most underappreciated culture creators in the 20th century. Absolutely. He was a poet, protester. Yeah. He was all of that. But Timothy Salomey is going to play him.

And he looks just like him. This worries me a little bit, though, because when they do biopics, like, that's pretty close to the end. Have they done any where people are alive? I think George Foreman's still alive. Rocket Man, Elton John. Okay, that makes me feel better. Pretty healthy. Woof.

I just think of like Johnny Cash and Ray, like they were already dead. La Bamba? He'd been dead. He'd been dead. Yeah. That was... That was what? He was... That happened quickly in his career. Yeah. Yeah. Plank crash. I know. And young.

Terrible. Yeah. Bob Dylan's 81 years old. But Timothy Chalemay will play him. Big George Foreman's coming out. And yes, air, I give it five out of five Jordan Wands. Go see it. But I don't want to say go see him theater. I had a miserable experience.

Thank you. Let's get started with today's show. Let's open up the mailbag. email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, whoa, whoa, whoa, Bobby Bones. My roommate is one of those, I don't trust doctors type of people. And yet he's always got something wrong with him. It's an illness or a rash or whatever.

Here's the messed up thing. He believes everything he reads on the internet. The other morning, he brought coconut oil in because he read it would make his jock it go away. Literally, I'm sitting on the couch and I see him grab a handful of stuff and shove it down his pants. When I say, go see a doctor, he acts like I've just told him to lie to newspaper on fire and then shove on his pants. Anyway, to the point, how do you talk to someone who's unreasonable and won't listen, even when it's in their best interest? I have to live with the guy after all. How do I get him to the doctor instead of him just always using the internet?

Signed, annoyed by a roommate's webmd degree. My first thing would be like, well, this really isn't your problem. Yeah, but if he lives with him, it becomes a problem because he won't shut up. Yeah, I mean, I do feel like the coconut oil might help though. Oh boy, here she is. Okay. Okay. I mean, I don't know how you get an adult person to go to the doctor.

He's going to go when he's ready to go if he wants to go. Okay, so here's the situation. Number one, he needs to shower. The first way to get rid of a jockey, itch is to shower. Is that right? Yes. Secondly, yes, there are different things for feet, for your stuff. It ain't coconut oil.

Use something with some chemicals. Here's all I'm going to say, though. you have to get somebody to tell him that that he trusts. You're never going to convince him. So you got to have somebody pass that along that he values their opinion on stuff. Because he ain't going to believe anybody. You're seeing this now. He don't believe you.

He doesn't believe doctors. But you've got to have somebody, his dad, if he has a dad, is he meant whomever it is. You got to get to them and he's got to tell him. Otherwise, he ain't doing it. People that are hard-headed only listen to a few people. I'm wanting them. I don't listen to me, people, to my detriment most of the time. But I do have a few people that I will listen to.

If they're like, I believe this. I'm like, hmm, okay. I see what you're saying. And everybody was like, we've been saying that too. But you didn't say it. This person did. The way to get to somebody is through somebody they trust and will allow to get to them. It doesn't just have to be this situation.

It can be anything. Anything. I know. Yeah, now that you say that, that is a good point. And it's really annoying. What is? Not about you. Oh, I felt that about me.

I definitely felt that's about me. No, actually, it's not about you at all. but that is good advice because that's how I had that happen to me recently where I literally something came around where it was like okay I think this should be the plan and I said I just said that six months ago six months I waited I feel like this is me too I don't know why no it's not you if if you can get to the person that has the ear of the person it's better than actually getting to the person because the person this isn't even have to be jockage boy here this can be something else the person's got 100,000 people coming out of them all the time oh yeah and I'm just talking about

even me for example like you it's hard but if you you you're you you're hard but if you You see me and you're like, hey, dude, I might forget it in 10 minutes because something else. However, if somehow you can get to Mike D. And then he, like, believes in it. Mike D. has my ear all the time. If Mike D says something, I'm like, oh, it's a good point. I didn't think about that. Oh, that's how we do it.

You go to Mike D. Or my wife. You know, that's another way. So, but you have to, don't worry about getting to the person. Try to get to the person that the person trusts. And that's here. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's how. But the annoying part is, yeah, when the person comes back to me, and says, oh yeah, well, I was always a dinner with so-and-so, and they told me this, and so I think that's what we should do. I'm like, why do you want to credit? I thought you wanted the result. I'll take the result, but it's just frustrating.

Like, why when I say it, it means nothing? It's not that it means nothing that you say it. It's just the person. This isn't you. I know, but I'm also explaining why. That's it. Close the mail bag. We got your email, and we made to close Bobby mailbag. On the phone right now, let's talk to David in Louisiana.

David, what's going on, buddy? Hey, so it was crazy. I was listening to you guys every morning, and I'm taking a flight to Hawaii, and I have a, like, fear of flying. It's probably the longest flight I've ever taken. I only take, like, maybe, I don't know, five six, my whole life or whatever,

and they're very short. Some wife's like, I don't know, this might be sound for a guy to try to call Bobby Mones because, you know, he's a doctor. Maybe he can, like, give you some therapy and give you some advice and help you through, you know, what's going on with all the anxiety.

More so, I'm someone who also hates flying and relates to your story, and I've flown to Hawaii, I think three times. American Auto would fly us out there. Ooh, once I got sick. I got like food poisoning on a flight to Hawaii. Oh, that's long. It is a brutally long flight with like nausea, vomiting, indigestion.

It sounds like a pepto commercial, but I remember going into the bathroom. And as I'm so sick and I'm throwing up, I'm also cleaning the bathroom because I know I'm going to be in there a long time. So I'm taking soap, putting it on the paper towel, making it wet, and then scrubbing. rubbing everything on the floor, on the toilet, just because I know I'm going to be in there for a long time. And I go out to the flight attendant, and I'm like, I'm so sick. Can you just make sure nobody comes in here? And she's like, all good.

They had multiple bathrooms. It's a long flight. But other than that one miserable story, those flights are always tough for me because all the water, because you're like, what, if we go, this plane goes down. There's all this water. No one's going to, we're eating by sharks or there's nowhere to land it in case there is a problem.

And I know I'm freaking out more, David, but I'm telling you. You're not helping. I'm telling you what I deal with. I'm like, look at all that blue. You're telling me in all that blue, nothing's going to go wrong. And if we have to land for some reason and all that blue, what do we do? What they do is they try to turn around if they're less than halfway or if they're more, they continue going.

Or they do a water landing. But here's what I'm going to come in, David, and say, you're cool, is that I've never been in one of those where there's been an issue. I've flown over a lot of water a lot of times, never had an issue. I've not even heard of a single plane, at least an American. incident flying from the states to Hawaii where there's been something like that. Come on. I never. And I'm sure if you Google and look hard enough, there's something.

But you're talking about thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands. What if someone said to you, David, today, you're going to have a one and 10,000 shot of getting hit by a car. But if you don't get hit by a car, we're going to give you 500 bucks. Would you take that one and 10,000 shot? I'm a big lunchbox fan. I might take the money. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, because it's one in 10,000.

You're probably not going to lose. It's even greater odds than that to fly over to Hawaii. So just do the math game. Whenever your brain's telling you all these things that aren't real, it's you reacting emotionally. I do the same thing. I think of all the worst case scenarios. What I have to do is present myself with real life data.

And the real life data is nothing going to happen to the plane. That thing, that plane in and out all day, every day. Nothing ever happens. And when you get there, it's all worth it. Aloha, baby. And then it's amazing. But then you've got to fly back. Well, there's that.

There's that. Well, that's what I've heard too is helpful. is thinking, what are you excited to go for and focus on that? Don't look out the window. Especially over the water. I don't, even though you can't see anything, I don't want to see all the water down there.

Here you go, three tips. Number one, just research how many planes have went down between America and Hawaii. The answer is going to be almost none. And with the hundreds of thousands that have done it millions, the odds are, you're good. Just doing math there.

Secondly, don't look out at the water. Once you get out of land, I don't, we go down. I don't put the window back up until we get to where I can see some sort of land. That's two. And then three, you've got to be in Hawaii. And just know that, yeah, it's going to suck for a few hours, but who cares? All that few hours are just being like, oh, my, this is miserable. It's going to be worth it once you land.

They do this every day a hundred times. I have no idea how they get that heavy piece of machinery you have in the air. No clue. Everybody tells me we're cool, though. Trust science. You probably trust science in other parts of your life. Trust science with flight. You got it, buddy.

It's going to stink. I can't talk you out of you feeling all of your emotions, but I can't tell you it's going to be worth it and go for it. and don't think about it too much, okay? You got it, man. I appreciate you guys. All right, buddy. You have a great day. Talk to you soon.

Good guy. I love you guys. Yeah, I love you guys. Thanks, man. I hate flying too. Oh, but it sucks. That water sucks. I look at that map and it's all water,

and I'm like, what are we going to do? All water. What are we going to do? I take extra floaty just in case in my bag. Blow them up if I have to. All right, that's what's up. Thank you, David, for calling. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. This woman, Michelle, decided to run of the River Bridge run and Charleston, South Carolina with her daughter. It was a quality time thing. Go out have a good time except for, well, they crossed the finish line, and then she realized, oh, shoot, when they went to go eat lunch,

I don't have my ID card, my bank card, cash, what, like all the things, gone. So she thought, well. Yeah, she lost them on the run somewhere. She was running with all that. And she decided that she was just going to go home and stay there the rest of the weekend, depressed. I felt that. They decided to stay low.

all the sudden, knock, knock, knock, there's someone at the door, and she goes, and it's this guy, Leon Sanders. Well, he found the ID, the bank card, the cash, and he was not going to give up until he returned it to her, and she said that she could get a new ID card, she could get a new credit card, bank card,

you know, she could replace the cash somehow, work for it. But she said, what really was special was that his kindness, and when he showed up and he took the extra effort to get it to her, and that is not replaceable. Leon Sanders, they call him prime time.

Leon Sanders. That's right. That's funny. I get it. Why? Dion Sanders, because he's primetime. It's right. Frime time is Leon Sanders.

That's good. All right, good. That's what it's all about right there. That was tell me something good. What's a BBL? Oh, Brazilian butt lift. Guys are getting Brazilian butt lifts? What's a Brazilian?

Okay, but what is it? I don't know. Let me check it out. Google some girls. He's on the research. It was for work. I'm sorry. 1.3 million men in America

are getting BBL's, lipo, and ab implants. 1.3 million? They're calling it a daddy do-over. What do they call? Mommy makeover. Got it. Show me. Daddy-dover?

It's called a daddy-do-over because so many men are getting plastic surgeries now. Insert it like ab implants. A Brazilian butt left removes excess fat from one area of the body and injects it into the butt. Why would a guy, want to have a big butt.

Well, I don't have a butt at all, so I'll take a little butt. But that's okay. There we go. What do you mean? No, no, no, no. People have mentioned I'm flat-butted. But that's okay. I'd like a little plumpy there.

But it's okay that you don't have a butt. You don't look too for your butt. I get it. You would have surgery to get a little plumpy here? No, I'm just saying, if you said, hey, if you said Eddie, like, happy birthday, I want to give you a surgery. You would go, if I paid for it, you get a Brazilian body left? I plump up my bottle. Oh, get my BBL.

How much does that cost? Oh, my gosh. I will call today. Yes. Please do, because this might be something I'm willing to splurge on. I'm down, dude, I'll take it.

Lunchbox, if you're doing BBL Google image, you have to look at men because that's what we're talking about. No, he's got women. The average cost for Brazilian butt lip. Eddie, we may not be doing this. Too much. I'll call.

I'll find it. We can get a discount. Find out. You can get butt implants, though. The average price for butt implants is $5,280 bucks. Brazilian butt lift, according to this is $4,800.

Ooh, that's pricey. something I'm willing to throw down. No, no, no, 4,800 we could go fund me and people would pay for this. Like, we would do this and listeners would get behind it and Eddie would have to get a Brazilian butt letter. I just never cared about my butt. Well, because you have a pretty good butt.

Eddie, what are you doing? Eddie, what are you saying? Thanks, buddy. I'm just saying, I don't have a butt at all. When have you noticed? What are you looking at Barbie's butt? You know, you look at his butt? We work out three times a week together.

It doesn't mean he has to look at your butt. You don't let me finish in the nude. Oh. Yeah, what's your favorite pair of pants on him? There have been a silent surge of male plastic surgeries over the past 20 years. And what some people are saying, it's the daddy do-over trend. But of all of these, BBL's, LIPO and Abb implants. I guess I wouldn't want ab implants.

What does that do, just give you six-pack? I can just draw that with a marker every day. I can't care about that. But LIPO doesn't that suck out and show your abs? Yeah, so that's probably what they're getting At the same time, I would assume My guy, you take all these pictures down at guys in G-strings He's pulled up and he's showing me what it is

And it's just all these dudes in G-strings And it's the doctor pages, but I'm good I'm good on all that Holy moly Guys said I was working out so hard I still couldn't lose my stomach fat I was 284 now I'm 220 I take him everywhere I go

I don't know I don't know Take what? There's not a lot of face stuff on this I thought there would be more face stuff Yeah. I've seen like jaw line. Do you have to break a jaw to do that?

I would love a jaw line. All right. Ask how much that is, lunchbox? Jaw line? We turn Eddie into like the Mexican kin. Mexican kin doll? Man, that would be awesome. This guy, Brian Johnson, he's 45 years old.

He's an anti-aging mogul. He says he's invented this thing that basically in 30 minutes, it'll make it feel like you've done 20,000 setups. Like your body not be so exhausted like to die, but it makes your body feel like it's done that much work. That's amazing. It's a device as part of a anti-aging protocol. In the video he posted, as shirtless Johnson was filmed,

strapping himself and his midsection right to the device, which appears to stimulate the core muscles and putting on its highest setting. He said, what it feels like is that it pulls your entire stomach out and then rips it out. Oh. That sounds good. He removes the device to reveal his stomach muscles and tout the latest progress. He's a software developer who's very rich. He sold something to eBay for 800 million bucks.

and now his whole goal is biohacking. So he spends $2 million a year. He has $30 doctors, medical experts, and they're trying to figure out how to reverse the body's aging process. But on him, he claims his philosophy, which includes a very strict diet, a rigorous exercise schedule, and rigid sleep routine,

have given him the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the fitness of an 18-year-old. Yeah, but he doesn't look young. Well, let me see a picture of this guy here. Yeah, check him out. He looks old but fixed. Well, that's silly singer of ACDC, Eddie.

I'm like that's it. No, that's Angus. Wait, how, how? Oh, he looks like a vampire. Right, right. That's what I'm saying. Like, he looks like an old dude that's trying to look young. Yeah, can you show me another picture? I don't want to judge him off one picture. But yeah, you're right.

And I judged him off one picture, obviously. I didn't look at more. He definitely doesn't look. Did you like his butt, Eddie? No, it didn't show his butt. Oh. He's ripped. But he looks like a vampire.

Like he's so pale. I guess he wants to stay out of the sun too. Can you, what's his real age again? 45. Okay. And he has that weird hair length where it's like he doesn't want it long but he doesn't want it short.

It's like kind of in that middle purgatory ground where it's like, bro, you gotta do something. You gotta go one way or the other. Like don't just leave it that link. That's the bad link. But he's got the sit-up machine. Remember when we'd go to the gym as kids if we ever went to the Y?

I would go to the Y. Every once in a while, like my aunt had a membership. And they would put this, you had this strap you put on your butt, and you push the button and the strap is going Yeah, my neighbor had one. What was that ever supposed to do?

I don't know. I think. Because whatever it did, it didn't do. I don't know. They say you just stand there and it shakes you and it somehow was burning. That's a bad word. Somehow it was burning fat. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

There's a guy in Texas, his name is Scott. And Apple's Find My iPhone app is sending people to his house because they, you know, they've lost their phone. And somehow his home keeps pop. up for people. I would check whomever Scott used to date and if they work at Apple, they've programmed people to go to his house and bother him over and over again. Hilarious. That will be hilarious. If like Scott's a jilted lover works at Apple and keeps sending everybody to his house, what do they say is the problem? I mean, people are showing up

and they're angry because they think he must have stolen their phone or something. Apple, he's reached out to them. They're trying to figure out what's going on that they don't really know. Check his dating history. Scott's like getting the news involved. He's trying to get the word out there so he can get some help. But here's some audio of an angry person that This is from his ring camera. I had to wake up and go answer the door and explain to them that I don't have their device. And people don't tend to believe you. There's plenty of irrational people in the world that if they're angry, if they're drunk,

if they have had a rough night and they lost their phone and thought it was stolen, that's my biggest concern. Someone coming to the house potentially with a weapon. Yeah, that's what's scary. He has two young kids. Is that somebody's upset. And if that upset person happens to not be a sound mind or just angry, it ain't going to ain't good. poor Scott.

Justice for Scott. Yeah, me. Yeah. All right, what else? Well, sometimes you don't get good sleep, and so I have how you can kind of undo that for yourself. How you can undo bad sleep? Mm-hmm, the negative effects.

Time machine? No. Maybe try to schedule some exercise for that morning that you get bad sleep. No, because I've been fighting going back to sleep, but I don't want to waste time that I could fall back to sleep going to exercise. Well, it says here is probably the last thing you're going to want to do, but it will definitely help. So maybe just get up and do like a five-minute day.

Dance. Not coming into this place. Do you ever do morning dances? No. What in the world? No? Okay. No.

Nope. Moving on. All right. Do not take a nap. You're going to be tempted. You're going to want to do it. But if you can, avoid it. I would say I only take a nap if I have something later to do that evening and I've

got to go perform or something at the Opry or wherever. I will grab a nap because I got to be focused at like 7 p.m. But yes, naps keep me up that night and keep me in a bad cycle. You also need to avoid sugary carbs. We're likely going to be craving this. We love it. We love it. I do too. But it's just saying if you want to undo the effects of the negative sleep.

Although I've had no sugar or carbs except for the one half piece of birthday cake in a month and a half. Good for you, man. So I've really really chopped that out. As far as like the bat, I love it. I need more. I need pop tarts. I need it all. Don't be tempted to perk yourself up with coffee, like extra excess or more coffee.

I love coffee. I'll drink it up. And then break the worry cycle. They say that's actually what makes you feel worse is worrying about how you didn't get sleep. No, what makes you feel worse is not getting sleep and feeling like crap. Yeah, what else?

I have the five debut albums that changed country music in at five wide open spaces by the chicks. Yeah, massive, of course. It sold more records than all other country groups combined in 1998. Yeah, and changed all the music for 20 years after that.

Yeah, what else? Storms of Life by Randy Travis in 86. I mean, I know it, but I don't know how revolutionary was because I was a Teeny Todd. They say it revived the classic country sound. Got it. 1984, Why Not Me by the Judds.

Okay. Had four number one hits on it. Then at number two, Connie Smith. Oh, yeah. I know Connie. Connie's awesome. But again, I don't understand the significance of the time because I wasn't there. I just know how good the music is and how good it was.

This is 1965. And once a day was the first country debut single by a woman to hit number one. Okay. So it's significant there. And then at number one, Johnny Cash with his hot... Never heard of him. Never heard of them. He's hot and blue guitar.

I don't know this guy. Must be a new artist. That's pretty good, though. That is pretty good. I think this sounds really gonna make it, guys. I may be, that's my pile. You guys can spend more time in the sunshine. So we're talking about the weather being better.

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