The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) A Listener Shoots Their Shot with their Favorite Country Artist + Lunchbox Calls His Agent with Movie Role Offer + Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Game
Episode Date: May 4, 2022Caller Reese calls to plead her case to get Jason Aldean to come to her school talent show. Bobby tries to help her out. Lunchbox reveals that he called his agent after being offered a movie role from... a listener. Eddie and Lunchbox try to name the list of artists just announced to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's happening? Welcome to Wednesday's show.
Morning studio. Morning.
There is no Amy today.
She's off being a movie star.
I'll start with this.
Experts say that too much sleep is even worse than too little sleep.
Okay.
For adults, sleeping more than nine hours is where you start to operate slower.
I like it, though.
If I can get over nine hours and I can operate slow, that's a good slow.
You also start to feel lethargic.
You're not as alert.
Your body is designed to be in an upright position.
Laying down for more than nine hours is not how your body or
organs were designed to function, says experts.
Participants who slept 10 plus hours a night were prone to injuries, headaches, and brain fog.
That source is something called ladders.
However, I get that so rare.
I almost feel like I'm saving it up for a couple days.
And I know that's not accurate.
I got almost no sleep last night.
I don't know what the situation is.
I'm a little nauseous today.
I woke up like, I don't know, four hours ago.
Really?
Yeah, which is like 1 a.m.
Your eyes just opened up?
You couldn't go to sleep?
Yeah, so when I wake up, it's like this.
For those that don't know.
It's like I'm asleep, okay?
For some people, it's like this.
Nope, not for me.
It's like, and then I'm up.
And so I get my phone out, and then I realize it's way too bright.
The room's dark.
I'm going to wait Caitlin up.
So then I go sit on the couch, and I try to read.
Sometimes I can fall back asleep a couple hours later.
Sometimes I go, well, it's too close to time to get up time.
so I just get up and go about my day.
So there's that.
But Abe is bragging too much about how he got a lot of sleep last night.
Here we go.
Yeah, I got about nine hours of sleep, man.
It's pretty good.
Now, do you feel good?
Yeah, I feel great.
But what did they say?
It's the middle ground, right?
I think over nine's a little too much.
I was hoping you felt bad.
I was hoping we both felt bad in a way.
Yeah, I feel good.
So we could share that experience.
That feel great.
Again, Amy won't be here today, but somehow,
testosterone daily, us here.
Morgan's here too.
But a lot of times Morgan's working on stuff on the internet or digital.
or digital stuff. She's not you paying attention.
But us, testosterone that...
Yeah, howo-ho-ho-ho-ho.
High-tee. High-tee.
What?
High-testosterone.
Wait.
You know what?
Testosterone.
Testosterone.
There you go.
Whatever it's called.
Eddie, low-tee, I'm high-tee.
Oh, are those...
You're tuned in-games today?
We balance it out, though.
Eddie's low-tee, your high-te?
Yep.
Okay.
This will be a little bit of what you get all morning long, friends.
Oh, boy.
All right, let's open up the mailbag.
male and we read it on the air it's something we call bobby's mail bag yeah hello bobby bones i wanted to get
your opinion on this because a guy just broke it off with me about it the entire relationship ended after
two months of dating because i didn't like that he'd bring his dog over to my place and insist that it's sleep in bed
with us i told him i had a no dog in my bed policy now when we're at his place i had to respect that policy
and the dog slept in the bed but in my bed i said the only way i like that
let a dog in my bed every night was if its paws were washed and the dog was under 10 pounds.
His dog weighs around 30 pounds and he bades him once a month. Listen, I love dogs. I really
liked his dog, but I don't need that filth sleeping next to me. Plus, it makes being intimate a little
more difficult. So whose policy was better? Dog in bed or dog out of bed? Signed, Danielle,
about the dog. Here's the easy answer here. It's not whose policy was better. I think
that's personal preference.
But he made the right decision
breaking it off
because that's important to him.
It doesn't have to be this
that's important to him.
But if his, you know,
line is that my dog's got to sleep
in the bed every night,
then that's his line.
You know, that's where he's got,
okay, got to change.
So I can respect that.
Your rules are weird.
A weight limit?
Very specific.
A paw washing?
Yeah, pretty strange.
So I would say it's probably better
that you guys are broken up
and it's cool
that he said
this is it for me
if you don't like it
I'm moving on
you didn't like it
he moved on
there you go
and you don't have to do
all this ever again
hope he wasn't that good
of a dude
because he's gone
you just might be missing out
because it sounds like he loves a dog
and you find a guy
who loves a dog
yes there might be
annoying parts about it
but that's usually
a pretty decent dude
like a guy who can really
bond with an animal
that's a pretty soft-hearted dude
he's probably gonna do that
with his kids too.
Mm-hmm.
Well, let me guess,
unless the kid's under 10 pounds
and that's clean feet,
it ain't getting into bed.
Morgan, what do you think about this?
I mean, I'm with the guy.
I would break up with the girl
if she wouldn't let me do that.
That's just, if he's a dog lover
and she's not,
they're going to have problems
later on down the line anyway.
He did the right thing.
It's a deal breaker.
If it's a deal breaker for him,
then that's it.
If I would have met somebody
that didn't love my dogs,
never, there wouldn't have been a second.
If they would just have reacted funny
when my dog ran up to them,
been like, oh, out the door.
Did you ever break up with someone for that reason?
Oh, I think they faked it pretty good.
I broke out for other reasons.
Just checking.
All right, there you go.
That's the mailbag.
We got your email and we read it on your air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
So Morgan, you went to a wedding this past weekend?
Yeah, I did.
Super boogie wedding.
So, like, fancy?
Yes, very fancy.
We had, like, dinner served.
it was definitely probably over a couple grand all the way up there.
A couple grand for what?
A person?
No, for the whole wedding.
A couple grand?
I'm saying like 50 grand over that, over that limit.
Okay.
So pretty bougie.
You got dressed up.
Very dressed up.
It was a black tie optional wedding.
Oh, that's really bougie.
I don't even use the word boogie, but that's booby.
You just did.
If you even write the words black tie on it, wow.
Okay, so then what was the drama that happened?
So at the end of the night, the bride had.
to tell the entire ballroom to be quiet.
Turn the ban off everything because somebody's phone and purse got stolen.
So why did she want everybody to be quiet?
Because the girl's phone who got stolen was pinging it using the Find My iPhone tool to be like,
where's my phone out in this room?
Oh, the alert.
Yeah, yeah, but I would think if someone stole it, they'd be out of there.
You would think.
They weren't.
Okay, so they shut everything down.
Everything was quiet.
They started pinging it and it was still in the room.
Yeah, we heard it.
We're like, oh, there's a faint sound.
It's coming in this room.
And we're like, it's still here.
Okay, I don't want to, I don't want the spoiler yet.
So, did someone in the room try to steal her purse?
Yes.
And they stayed at the wedding?
Yes.
Move one is get it out of there.
Go put it in the car or something.
I don't know why I'm encouraging people to do that.
You're on the thief side right now.
Wow.
Okay.
So she tells the band, if I were the person and she starts to do this,
Like pinging it? I would just run.
Have you're the thief?
Yeah. So, okay, the band's quiet. Then what happens?
So the phone starts pinging. We're all searching for it. We're all looking out of the tables,
looking everywhere. Maybe it got misplaced, right? No.
Lift up somebody's tucks jacket. It's in the back of their pants.
What? They did steal it.
Somebody that came to the wedding that was invited to the wedding stole the purse.
Another guest stole the purse.
Was it someone that was invited or was it there plus one that did the stealing?
I'm not entirely sure, but I'm from what?
I've heard by everybody else there.
It was somebody that was actually invited.
Okay, so did they attack the guy?
Yeah, then what happens?
Do you tackle?
Nothing. The wedding just ends.
The guy doesn't get kicked out.
Nothing happens.
He just hands the purse back over and everything goes back like nothing happened.
Any chance he thought it was his dates and he was just holding it for and he just...
In the back of his pants?
No, I'm saying he held it like it was like a clutch.
That's what I'm assuming.
It doesn't have a strap.
Stuck in the back.
It's him.
He knows way too much about it.
What are you talking about it?
He sees it.
It's Kate Spade, right?
Because Kate Spades are, after 1997, they were made this way with no stress.
His date says, hey, go grab my black clutch off the table.
So him drinking, he goes to the table, sees a black clutch, shoves it there, holds it,
doesn't realize he's done anything wrong, and then...
Any chance he's saying it was an accident?
No, it was not an accident.
And it was not the woman's date.
No, no, no.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, what if his date has a purse that looks like that?
I don't believe he had a date.
Oh, he came by himself.
Yeah.
And he tried to steal her purse.
Yes.
At least throw the phone out.
And then nothing happened.
No, he just stayed.
He handed it back and was like, ah, you got me.
I haven't gotten it.
I mean, a good, my bad will kind of fix all that, right?
That's it.
Oh, sorry about that.
I don't know how that got there.
That's what I'd say.
Yeah, no, he didn't get kicked out nothing.
He was just there.
And I mean, maybe it's because the wedding was over at that point.
Like, the reception was done.
And so everybody just kind of left.
How awkward.
Yeah, very awkward.
It was.
It was a awkward note to end the whole thing on.
Like, thankfully there was an after party to that to, like, bring the mood back up.
Did he come?
No.
He shows up to the after party.
I don't even know what to think about that.
It felt like it was out of a movie.
Like, I felt like we were being punked.
It didn't feel real.
But it was.
I don't even know how to end this segment.
That feels so awkward.
Okay.
The best thing you ever stole.
Eddie, go first.
Well, there was this one time.
Oh, I don't.
What?
Golf cart.
You stole a golf cart?
Two.
What?
What do you mean?
In high school.
from apartment complexes.
They just leave the keys in them.
Like, you know how they drive around new residents?
Yeah.
And they leave the keys in them.
So one night we just went to an apartment complex.
We took it.
And we drove it around North Austin.
Drove it up and down, Mesa,
drove it down by Merkison, you know, everything.
And when it died, what happened?
No, we crashed into a tree, actually.
And then what?
So then we ditched it in the woods and we're like,
man, we got to return this.
So we put it in the back of my buddy's truck.
And we were like, and the tailgate wouldn't close.
We're like, that's okay.
We'll just hold on to it in the back.
problems, we're going uphill.
And I don't know if you know how heavy a golf cart is.
They're heavy.
And you're like, oh, and we had to let it go.
And it, boom, fell out, and my buddy was falling behind us,
and he had to move out of the way, goes, crashes into a tree in someone's yard.
A golf cart did.
Yeah.
And we get out and we try to start it.
And people are coming outside and smoke is coming from the golf cart.
And so we just ditched it.
We're like, ah, we're not messing with it, left it.
And then the next night we're like, we're never doing that again.
And then we kept the key, though, went to another apartment complex,
got another golf cart.
Boy.
And we drove it on 360.
So what happened to that one?
Oh, we just left in, like, there was like an empty creek, but it was just like grass.
We were tired of it.
It was like three in the morning.
We were like, all right.
We're like, we're done with it.
We just left it there.
How did he end up all right right in life?
To all the parents have kids out there right now that are listening together.
I shouldn't say that.
No, he just did.
Oh, you're good.
You think so?
You're good now.
What, like the golf cart owners are going to get?
Wait a second.
No, you're good there.
You're not in trouble.
he's not a good example.
As long as we all can say that openly.
Sure.
I mean, it was so cool.
We would...
Okay, see, there we go ahead.
I mean, the first one, when we were going through people,
we were off-roading, and the roof of it, you know,
hit a tree branch, and that's when we first wrecked it.
And we had like six people on it and flew out of the golf cart.
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The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 30 second skinny.
Keith Urban covered the Judd's song Love Can Build a Bridge in honor of Naomi at his
concert in Manchester.
Here's a clip of the performance.
Mara Morris is setting her sights on Broadway.
She tweeted that she's sending in an audition tape for Wicked on Broadway.
And Kristen Chenoweth responded telling Marin to call her because she has the chops to do it.
Miranda Lambert talked about being more at peace with herself.
I've learned a lot about myself.
And I think at some point you just start to settle into who you are.
And I think that's why you feel that, like, peace coming for me because I feel at peace with myself.
I'm Morgan. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
What's the long as you ever worked at a job, Eddie?
And I don't count this one
Not this one
Because this one's what, nine years
Yes, it's a while
Anywhere more than nine years
Probably max five
Maximum five years
In one job
Doing what?
TV
My first TV job
Lunchbox
Oh I worked at Sam's Club
For almost four years
I worked at Walmart for two years
So that's about it
This woman worked at Longhorn Steakhouse
Still is for 20 years
But that's not even why
She's being celebrated
She has grilled a million steaks
Wow
What?
How do they count that?
She's only
One of the handful of people in the company
To grow more than one million stakes
She's now being recognized as a grill master legend
That's crazy, Gail Dudley
Grill Master Legend
That's cool
One million stakes
Longhorn executives
Showed up, did a celebration
And gave her $5,000 bucks
A special gold chef coat
And several other items
A million stakes
If you
Okay, so I would say, for example
If somebody like Brett Eldridge
Is hanging out and people pull out a guitar
You want him to have the guitar, right?
If you're grilling, everybody's putting meat on the grill, and Gail Dudley's there, she's the bread Eldridge with the guitar.
She needs to get over and grill.
She's grilled a million stakes.
Right?
She knows what she's doing.
Yeah, totally.
Dang, that's awesome.
Hey, Gail, shout out.
That's pretty cool.
That's what's up.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
All right, it is time to play the Bobby feud.
Let's go.
All right, 2,000 country music fans were asked.
Who is your favorite country music couple?
There are 10 on the board.
Eddie, we rolled the dice before this segment.
Your first.
All right.
Who is your favorite country music couple?
Oh, my favorite.
I like that twist.
Give me Garth and Trisha.
Show me Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood.
That's at number three on the board.
So three points for you, Eddie.
Okay.
My second favorite, Tim and Faith.
Show me Tim McGraw on Faith Hill.
All right.
One point because that's the number one answer.
Yeah, I figured.
Now I'm in trouble.
Let's go with Jason Aldeen and Brittany Al Dean.
Jason Al Dean and Brittany Al Dean.
Are they on the board?
Oh, okay.
At number six.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go with their friend, Kane Brown and Caitlin Brown.
Show me Kane and Caitlin.
At number eight.
Now I'm in trouble.
You're doing good, though.
I'm going to punt this one.
Give me Dan and Shay.
Why did you not guess another couple?
I have nothing.
Show me Dan and show me shade.
Give me some kind of thing.
Because it could have been that.
Right, but it's not.
All right, Morgan, 2,000 country music fans were asked.
Who is your favorite country music couple?
I'm going to go with Thomas Wrette and Lauren.
Oh, dang.
Thomas Wrette and Lauren Aiken's, are they on the board?
The number four answer.
You got four points, Morgan?
Sweet.
Now I'm going to go with Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher.
Carrie Underwood, country singer Mike Fisher, former professional hockey player.
Show me, Carrie, and Mike.
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
Not one of country music's 10 favorite couples.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
Lunchbox.
Eddie has 18 points.
Yeah.
Morgan has four.
There's a lot of points on the board.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Johnny and June.
Show me Johnny Cash and June Carter,
Yeah.
Show me Johnny and Jude!
Wow, wow, wow.
What?
I'm shocked.
I mean...
2,000 country music fans are asked.
Who is your favorite country music couple?
Eddie?
So I punted, right?
You give myself time?
This is all I came up with.
Blake and Gwen.
Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani.
Is it up there?
Number seven.
Big get, buddy.
Yeah, now I'm in trouble.
There are still four answers on the board.
The number two answer.
Five.
10 and 9.
So still enough points for anybody to win the game.
They stop to be together?
I'm not giving you any sort of rules.
Okay.
Why?
Because all I thought was Michael Ray and Carly Pierce.
Hey, give it a run.
All right.
Michael Ray and Carly Pierce.
I don't know who's on there.
It's tough.
All right, Morgan, you have 2,000 people that love country music.
They were asked, who's your favorite country couple?
Four answers on the board.
You need to score.
What do you got?
Luke Bryan and Caroline.
Good.
You guys think that's up there?
So dumb.
Yeah, that's the number three or number two, whatever that one is.
Show me Luke and Caroline.
The number two answer.
Yeah, dang it.
So not a lot of points because it's a pretty easy one, but you're still rolling here.
You have six points.
Oh, man.
Okay, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.
Oh, of course.
I have them.
I thought they don't even guessed.
Dang it.
Show me Keith and Nicole.
All right.
There are two answers left, nine and ten.
Now, Morgan.
Yeah.
You're going to need to get both of these right to win.
Dang up.
And they're the 9 and 10, so I think they're newer couples.
2,000 country music fans were asked.
Who is your favorite country music couple?
Merrimorris and Ryan Hurd.
An idiot.
Do you think that made the list?
Of course it's on there.
I don't know.
Absolutely.
I don't think anybody, no.
You don't think anybody what?
Cares.
About?
Wow.
Oh.
He's such an idiot.
No, no.
Hey, save the clip for next time Ryan.
He's so dumb.
What?
Go ahead.
I don't think people are invested in that relationship.
Okay.
So, you think it's Marin Morris and Ryan Hurd.
I hope so, yeah.
And lunchbox, you think, nobody cares.
Got it.
I mean, that's why I didn't write him down.
Show me, Marin Morris, and Ryan Hurd.
Number 10.
Yeah.
Okay.
You got to get this right.
Morgan, you have 22 points at ES 25.
Dang.
It all comes down to this one.
The number nine answer is still on the board.
Okay.
If you get it, you win.
If you miss it, Eddie wins.
Oh, I got it.
Well, it doesn't matter.
You're out.
I know, but I got it.
It all comes down to this, Morgan.
Oh, I'm trying to make sure there's no really big ones that I miss.
But you can talk it out because we're not going another round.
Okay.
Watch.
Okay.
I'm thinking it might be Luke Combs and Nicole.
People are loving that new relationship.
They're about tab a baby.
No.
Nobody cares.
Okay.
Nobody cares.
You are wrong.
the last one. Okay, no one knows Luke Combs' wife. I'm just telling you. That's not true.
That's not true at all. Yeah. Let me see. I'm trying to make sure there's no bigger. We got
Keith Urban, Luke Combs, Luke Bryan, Pink Brown.
All right, Morgan, we need an answer, a final answer for the win.
She rarely plays. She's playing because Amy's not here today.
Luke Combs and Nicole.
Ray, just hit it. No, don't hit anything. Don't listen to him.
Okay. What are you doing?
Okay, what? Morgan, you want to bet $10,000, you?
You got it wrong?
Okay, yes.
You want to bet $10?
Do it.
Morgan, he has the field against you.
No, no.
I would say you'll bet 10 against his 20.
I'll give you my person.
If it's not right, no one wins.
What?
It's Kelsey Ballerini and Morgan Evans.
That's the number.
No, because they don't post a lot about them.
Morgan, tell him you'll take the bet, but you'll take 10 versus his 20.
I'll take the bet, but I'll take 10 versus your 20.
It's 10 to 10.
Okay, then they'll take the bet.
I don't take the bet.
I don't take the bet.
Good agent there, Boas.
Well, he's got the whole field here.
You can take the bed if you want.
If you want.
That's just not fair.
No, I appreciate my agent over here.
Bobby's letting me know what to do.
Okay.
So, if it's Luke Combs and Nicole Combs, Morgan, you are the winner.
Okay.
If it is not, Eddie, you are the winner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if it is, lunchbox went, ah, ah, for no reason.
Is it?
Luke Combs and Nicole Combs.
Nice job.
And they're that win.
Oh, gosh.
It hurts him to clap for her right now.
Why are you...
I mean, if Johnny and June on the...
Nobody's dead on this list.
I didn't say they had to be alive.
I know, but once like five are in and they're all alive.
Well, there's only one big dead one.
Johnny and June.
So you're saying when they're five in,
there's only one really big dead country couple, right?
It's weird saying that.
Big dead country club.
That's what I'm saying.
He's like, well, once you're five in,
you realize there's no dead people.
There's only one big dead couple.
That's not actually, actually,
Yeah, Tammy and
Possum.
George Jones, yeah, that's true.
Okay, Morgan, you won.
Don't let him take it away from you.
Yeah, I'll play.
She only plays once and she wins.
Nice job.
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Morgan was born in 1993,
so sometimes we make references
that she doesn't get.
We were born in the 80s.
Yeah.
And so we started this bit
where we make her watch
either TV shows or movies
that we used to love.
And so,
she reviewed Seinfeld
and gave it 2.5 out of five jackets.
Boo.
Not a very good rating.
She reviewed Back to the Future, gave it four out of five Deloreans.
We agree.
The Karate Kid, 4.5 out of five Cobra Kyes.
Wow.
And Austin Powers, one out of five groovy babies.
So here we are.
We gave her Shawshank Redemption.
Morgan, did you watch it in one setting?
I couldn't.
I could not watch it in one setting.
It is very long.
It's very long.
It's also very emotional.
I'm very mad that you guys gave me this movie assignment.
It is how people say this is their favorite movie.
It is so sad.
I cried.
I was angry.
I do not understand how this is people's favorite movie.
Oh, you weren't so touched by it that it just became your favorite?
Now, listen, I really loved the movie.
I really enjoyed it.
But how are you guys say it's your favorite movie?
I don't understand.
Because when you watch the whole movie, you're like, this is the greatest movie ever.
Well, I don't say it's my favorite.
I say it's one of the greatest.
I think there's a difference because you watch Shawshank Redemption
and you experience all of the...
emotions. Like if you're taking in some
piece of content, this is a
two hour and 22 minute piece of content
that makes you happy, sad, angry, all that.
Because of that, I go, that's one of the greatest movies of all time.
Not my favorite, but still one of the greatest.
Do you think it's one of the best movies of the past 50 years?
Yeah, I do.
Okay, so that must mean you're going to give it a good review.
Okay, tell us about your experience
with the movie. Well, I got super emotional.
Like you said, it made me angry. It made me sad. I cried.
I had to stop watching because it was
pretty traumatizing when you see what's happening
and you just, you think about that
and think that's possibly what's happening in prisons
and it's very emotional.
And then the friendship between Andy and Red
is so cool and just over time
and how they, you know, come together
and how that happens at the end is,
it made me then like applaud.
I applauded at the end of the movie
sitting by myself watching shopping.
And then on the beach at the end?
Yes. And they like reunited and it was like,
it was like a love story, but it wasn't.
And that's why it was so cool about it.
It was a bromance.
It was the first ever like bromance.
So what do you give Shawshank Redemption?
I give it five out of five rocks.
Wow!
She went five for five.
That's great.
That's great.
And I can agree with that because it, which by the way, that movie seemed so long.
Didn't it?
Like, it was so good, but it was just so, it was only two hours and 22 minutes.
It's not like a Marvel movie.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Like looking back, I was like, this thing is awesome, but I need to watch this in three settings.
It's funny, though, that she had to pause because she was getting emotional,
which is a different reason that most people say like, oh, I got busy or what?
whatever. She got too emotional so she had her take a break.
Shawshank came out 28 years ago in 1994. It was nominated for Best Picture, but it lost to Forrest Gump.
Wow.
Quite a year.
Lion King, Pulp Fiction, and Ace Fincher, a pet detective also came out that year.
Wow.
So, big year for movies. Our first five of five. I love it.
And now, Morgan, we have to give you something else to watch.
Can we do something on like a happier note? Because that was pretty intense.
Great, because I have a lot of things here that I was thinking about.
So did you ever watch the TV show Home Improvement?
Yes, I did.
My dad had that on repeat.
Okay, well, and I'm assuming you've seen Say By the Bell.
I haven't.
Oh.
You've never watched Say By the Bell?
I didn't.
It just wasn't a show that I watched.
I don't know why.
I think this is suicide, though.
I'm shocked by that.
I don't think she'd like it.
I don't either, but who knows?
And I'm okay with her not.
I don't think she has to like everything.
I just wanted her to see it through her own eyes.
I just feel like we loved it because we watched it when we were teenagers or like young.
Yeah.
That's true.
But I still want her to watch it.
So, she's going to hate it.
So you're going to watch, not the junior high years at JFK, Mike.
So, Miss Bliss has got to be gone.
Miss Bliss.
Yeah, she's gone.
But you're going to watch Season 1 from 1989.
It's crazy.
That was four years before she was born.
Wow.
And there are, it looks like 10 episodes.
Okay.
They're 22 minutes.
We'll give you a couple weeks.
And they're what?
They're seniors at this point?
No.
No, no, no.
They're like ninth graders.
Oh, gosh.
Hey, Mike, what service is saved?
What is it?
Peacock.
So you can watch it.
Do you have peacock?
I do have peacock.
Okay.
Well, just watch the first eight.
The first eight.
The first eight.
You watched the first eight.
We'll check back in.
So season one of Saved by the Bell, that'll be her next.
Okay.
And then she gave Shawshank five out of five.
I love.
We got a lot.
Thank you, Morgan.
Here is Miranda.
from Arkansas.
I have a morning corny for everybody.
Why was the cow exhausted after delivering her calf?
She was decalinated.
Thanks.
Have a good day.
Pretty good.
She likes it.
Amy's not here today.
So we're all going to do a morning corny coming up.
Yes.
So bring them.
We're all going to do that.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Well, friends, a new poll found today.
We're most likely to hit snooze.
and that is today on Wednesday.
Anybody hit snooze this morning at all?
Every day.
You hit snooze every day.
I still do.
Why, why, why?
Just because it buys me
about 10 minutes a time.
It doesn't, though.
It doesn't buy you anything
because you weren't going to wake up regardless.
No, I get the logic.
I just fall for it every morning.
But why not sleep purely for an extra 10 minutes
and then just get right up instead of
hitting it and then being like half for that 10 minutes?
I can't compromise with sleeping me.
Like sleeping me has its own.
brain and it does it on its own and when I wake up I'm like I shouldn't snoo. Okay, that's what. Okay. I can't
really control him. Just telling you, man. He stabbed and I couldn't stop him. He doesn't stab. He just
wants to sleep. But I'm saying you can't control it. Okay. That is a loser mentality and you are not a loser.
So I demand you change it. But Wednesdays are the day that we hit snooze the most. Amy dropped
snoozing forever. She did. And if someone is controlled by sleepy them, it's Amy. Yeah. Not you.
you have one week
no no come on don't do this
starting tomorrow
I've been doing this my whole life
you can do it
but it's better for you
you will enjoy the morning more
because that's 10 minutes
of actual pure sleep that you're getting
you're actually getting more sleep
by this rule
when you changed Amy's life
I was like I wonder when he's gonna come to me
and try to change my life
it's only 10 minutes
it's been a year
no snooze
hey dude you're gonna be a change man
no snooze okay
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and it cost his wife
thousands of vet bills
hilarious
A woman's story about wasting thousands of dollars on vet bills is going viral.
Her dog kept farting.
So she's like, I guess there's a medical issue.
We've got to figure it out.
What is he eating?
What's happening with his stomach?
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The vet's like, I don't know.
They're changing biscuits.
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Well, the guy then comes clean way later and it's like, hey, it's been me farting.
It's hilarious.
Hilarious and relatable.
Snapchat.
of selling a $230
drone that takes selfies.
I mean, I guess it's better than falling off a cliff.
Sure.
Whenever they're like, okay, I'm gonna get it.
You have to read a story about that.
But you can take
five to eight videos on a single charge.
When you're done recording, you just put your handout
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You can order it at p.XY.com for 230 bucks.
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That's from TechCrunch.
Kind of cool.
Sounds pretty cool.
That's pretty expensive.
Yeah.
So you must need it.
I would think either.
you're very vain, or that's part of your career.
Influencer.
If you're recording things to build
then I would understand. It's an investment.
And as lunchbox would tell us, you can write it off.
That's right. Tax write-off if it's for business.
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in Austin, Texas, and it will feature
an all-star guitar pool.
So, let's see,
the We're All-Ccountry guitar pool, powered by Ramtruck.
Oh, it's a surprise performance.
Oh.
It says by three of the biggest names in country music.
Oh, that's cool.
Could two of them be two of them,
the raging idiots? Oh, I don't know.
We don't know anything about that. It's not. No, yeah, it's not.
Unless they surprise us, day of.
They surprise everyone. So,
the guitar pool will live stream at 8-7 Central
with the festival airing on local I-heart
country stations as well as the I-Hart website.
But it's going to be awesome. Last year, it was amazing.
And so, I don't know what they have in store this year.
They don't tell me, I only host it. I guess I see it on
a card before I get there. Surprise! But it's
always big, and I hope you guys check it out.
Finally, 40% of single men
don't wash their bed sheets for up to four months at a time.
Oof.
That is drastic stuff there.
Sounds about right.
For you?
Yeah, I mean, when you were single?
When I was single, I'd go months.
I mean, six months.
Were that never washing your bed sheets?
Yeah, you just flip over the pillowcase and then after, you know, a month, turn it inside out, flip it back.
I mean, plenty of time.
And who cares if your sheets are a little dirty?
I do, because you're sleeping in it.
But what about your clothes?
Who cares are a little dirty?
What about your house?
I mean, right, you're right.
Oh, right, okay.
He wears the same sweatshirt every day.
Exactly.
All right.
Well, that's gross.
Men, step it up a little bit.
All right, that's from BBC.
And I'm Bobby.
Amy's not here today.
That's a pile of stories.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
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News.
Stephanie Bibb, she's a teacher at John F. Kennedy Elementary School, and she was in charge
of starting a new program.
She says, I got a great idea.
We should start the kindness crew.
And this is a crew of like 30 students.
And they do things like hold doors for other students.
They greet students and teachers with signs that say positive things on them.
And they give hugs to other kids.
It's kind of cool.
It's like 30 kids involved in this kindness crew.
You can almost do that with all your kids, Eddie.
You can create your own home kindness crew with all of your kids.
children. Yeah, and they, my four kids need more kindness between them three. How receptive would
they be to something like the kindness crew? It'd be difficult. It'd be extremely difficult.
Yeah, because all they do is fight. But no, I think this is so cool. When I was in school, I did
Safety Patrol. Do you ever do that? No, I love being hall monitor. Oh, no. I'd ride somebody a
haul ticket, quick. People picked on me in real life. You give me that little notepad, it was on.
So you're out in the hall? Yeah. So you were the cop, like during classes when students should
Didn't have been in the halls?
Yes, if I didn't have a class.
Oh, boy.
You better believe it, buddy.
I got stuff to enough lockers after school.
I was enforcing some justice.
There's Bobby again.
Yeah, that's right.
Great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Amy's not here today, so we will go around the room.
We'll all do a morning corny, okay?
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
The morning corny.
I'm gonna let Raimundo go first because he rode his own for the occasion.
Oh.
You felt like this is important enough to write your own joke?
Yeah, and on brand with me and my style.
Your style. Okay.
Here is Raymundo.
Why do they not let babies go into casinos?
Why do they not let babies go into casinos?
Because you can't keep them off to craps table.
That was the morning corny.
It seems as good as any of them.
Is it because they poop?
Crapes.
Crapes.
Yeah.
Crap.
Okay.
All right, Eddie, what do you got?
All right.
What kind of tree can you fit in one hand?
What kind of tree can you fit in one hand?
A palm tree.
You don't have to laugh extra hard to make this like it.
Okay.
Lunchbox, what is yours?
Where does a waitress with one leg work?
Where?
I hop.
Got them.
Got who?
We're all selling ours so hard.
That was the morning corny.
All right.
Did you know I used to be addicted to time travel?
You did?
Yeah, that's all in the past now.
Boom.
Got a laugh.
Got two laughs.
Let's go.
Dang, you didn't even know there was a joke coming at you, did you?
No, I did.
Come on.
I didn't know where you're going with that.
Exactly.
I went to Jokeland.
All right, that's the corny for today.
Amy's not here today.
She's off shooting that movie.
She's not an actress.
But they said, hey, would you let Amy come?
come and play a part in this movie. It's going to be on a major streaming platform.
And I was like, wow. So I don't know how she's doing. But then lunchbox got very upset.
Well, so upset that a listener called and said, hey, we're shooting an independent movie in
Chilicothe, Ohio. Yes. And we'd like for you to come play a villain in a spaghetti Western.
Yeah, I would be roughing someone up in a bar. And how much money do they offer you?
$150 a day. Plus a rental car. Right.
Yeah. I had to drive from some city to Chilicothe and I think I'd have to pay for
my own hotel. Really? I think that was right. Or maybe they would pay for my hotel, but I don't know.
So, Lunchbox apparently has an agent, which we didn't know anything about. So who is this agent?
My agent is Jackson Hughes. And so I... Jackson Hughes? Okay. Is that a problem? What? Like
Firm? What are you talking about firm? He's not a lawyer. Hues and Q's that we said?
But an agency, what agent does he work for? No, no. He has his own, he's his own guy. Okay. Go ahead.
Like he's an independent agent.
Like he gets you on the up and up.
And when you're an up and comer, he finds you and makes you a star.
And so I got in contact with this person, signed with him.
And so I had to-
You signed with somebody named Jackson Hughes.
Yes.
He doesn't work for an agency.
Right.
He doesn't work for a big agency.
Okay.
And so we have a call of you talking to your agent.
And yes, I was worried that-
Is this a joke?
I mean, so far as he, Jackson Hughes is a hockey player.
I don't see an agent
No, he should be an agent
He's on the up and up.
Find the people on the up and up.
Okay, here's a clip of
Lunchbox talking to his agent,
Jackson Hughes.
It sounds like a law firm or something.
Okay, go ahead.
Mr. Hughes, it's Lunchbox.
Lunchy, my boy, how you doing, man?
Okay, stop the call.
That's him.
It's lunchbox recording his own voice
and with his own voice.
That's you.
That is not me.
That is my agent.
Although I admire the fact that you did two voices.
It's like on friends
when Phoebe's playing two sister and herself.
Yeah, but he didn't even try to change his voice.
It's the same voice.
Okay, let's just listen to it and not interrupt.
Here's Lunchbox talking to Jackson Hughes's agent, which is actually him.
Go ahead.
Mr. Hughes, it's Lunchbox.
Lunchy, lunchy, my boy.
How you doing, man?
Hey, hey, hey, long time, no talk.
Sorry, I've been on vacation, man.
Yeah, look, I read your text about the independent film.
Something about you need to go to Ohio.
Exactly.
You think it's a great idea.
It's a great idea.
I'm in a movie.
I'm in a movie.
Well, I mean, I got to tell you, lunch.
I just, I think.
You're better than that.
I think, you know, with what I'm working with, you know, you've got a good agent Jackson Hughes.
You're awesome.
And, you know, we got big things popping, and we don't need to settle for that.
That seems a lot for my client.
I don't want you flying Ohio driving a rental car.
I mean, you're better than that.
I think so.
I think I'm better than that.
Like, I'm a big deal, and I'm going to make it.
Leo, just wait one minute.
I'll be right over there.
I'm talking to lunch.
Leo?
He's a little down right now.
Yeah, yeah.
He's down because he didn't get something to me.
thinking about doing independent.
Like Leo says don't do it either.
Like Leo DiCaprio.
Leo says you're big time.
Can I talk to Leo?
Lunch.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Can you?
Sorry, it's kind of loud here.
Let me talk to Leo.
Let me talk to Leo.
I just think you're selling yourself short if you're 100.
That's about I can take.
Oh boy.
That's kind of hard when you're talking to a recording.
Well, and his impression leaves and comes back.
And then all of a sudden he starts talking like somebody from the islands.
Yeah, Jackson Hughes sounded Jamaican there for a second.
Why does every fake character lunchbox has, have the name Jackson in it?
Nico Jackson.
Why's he going, Mom?
They're on the island.
Island, man.
Okay.
So what did your agent tell you?
My agent told me I can't take the role.
Because?
It's not big enough.
It doesn't pay enough.
It's not enough exposure.
It's just, it's too much for too little.
Agent said we got bigger things coming.
So you went through all that recording, doing all that,
to just get on the air and say you don't want to do it.
So it didn't look like you were the bad guy.
Guys, I have to listen to my agent.
My agent has my best interest in mind.
That's what an agent is for.
And so you have to run things off your agent because an agent knows the business better than you do.
And my agent says, that's not good enough.
And there's other things we should look at.
I'm not doing the movie.
Because, again, why?
It's not big enough.
It's not enough exposure.
It's not enough pay.
It's just a big hassle for such a little thing.
And it's not you saying this.
It's your agent.
It's my agent.
Okay.
All right.
Any questions?
I mean, did you really think we were going to fall
for that? Yeah, that's a good question. Did you think we were going to believe that was a real person?
Seriously. Did you listen back and go, I'm going to fool him with this impression.
There's nothing to fool you about. That was the conversation I had with my agent.
Ray, play the first part of it again? Mr. Hughes, it's lunchbox.
Lunchy, lunche, my boy. How you doing, man? It's the same person.
Lunchy, my boy. Can you do a Jackson Hughes impression?
I don't, what does he sound like that? That's a good one. That's a good way. Nailed it.
Good job, dude. Okay, we're down with this, but you're not going to go to Chilli-Cothy. Did you tell her?
No, I figure my agent will get in.
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We have some phone issue, so let's see if we can get her on.
Hey, Reese, are you there?
This is Bobby Bones.
Yes, I'm here.
Awesome.
What grade are you in?
I'm in sixth grade.
Where do you live?
I live in Ashgrove, Missouri.
What's that near?
Springfield.
Love it.
Okay.
I'm glad you're here on the phone.
And I want to tell you, because I see what you're going to ask, I want to set expectations for this.
That I would love for you to ask it and shoot your shot.
But it's tough to get any major star to do anything without a lot of money.
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Okay. Okay, so Reese, what would you like to say on the air?
Okay, so Bobby, I was going to ask you if you have a good way to contact Jason Aldeen.
I originally was going to send him a letter, but that backfired.
And I've kind of run out of option. So I was wondering, so you were kind of my last option.
So, I am willing to contact Jason Al Dean because my school might have a talent show, and it's just like our school building.
And so I thought of the idea one night that maybe I could get Jason Al Dean to come to a duet with me to 1994.
Oh, 1999.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
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Give us a little bit of that, great.
Reese.
What?
Sing us a little bit.
He'll probably want to hear how good you are.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead.
Let me start from the beginning or just the main chorus.
Hit the chorus, Reese.
All right.
Got that.
Ninety-nine four.
Joe must be coming out my radio.
I'm just a country ball with the finest tan.
So help my girl.
I'll be a pick-up man.
How about a night to remember in a bit of goose?
About to bust out my honky-tonk attitude.
Let's feel because he ain't ever felt before
Talking 19 to 4
Let's go!
That's that!
Come on!
That's it, Reese.
You don't need a duet partner.
Oh, she's bad.
Oh, we're still going.
Okay.
Hey, Reese, are you there, buddy?
Yes.
Okay.
Reese, first of all, that's so good.
You do not need a duet partner.
I'm telling you right now it'll take away from it.
What do you think about that when I say that?
Well, I think I'll still try to invite him at least.
Okay. Well, what if, because it's great, famous people, their schedules are so jam-packed.
I'll tell you that because I know a couple of them.
So it may be tough for him to get there, but if he's listening right now, I'll just have him text me.
He probably won't be able to do it.
But what if, because I could probably text him and be like, hey, will you send my buddy Reese a video introducing you at your performance?
That's good.
That's the mom.
I would be good with that.
You'd be, okay.
So, this is probably what I can do.
If you'll settle for, he's probably not going to come because he's busy.
What's the date again?
It'll be May 18.
Oh, that's close.
That's a closer.
That's like two weeks from today.
I have Aldine's calendar here now.
Oh, he's got a hair appointment.
Oh, no.
I don't think that he can get there by the 18th, but I can probably just text him a little later today and say,
Hey, would you mind recording a video for my buddy Reese, who's in sixth grade,
and he's singing 1994 to talent show, and he can maybe introduce you.
Oh, you're a girl.
I can't tell the sixth grade's a whole weird thing for me.
I thought it was a girl, then I thought it was a boy.
Now I think it's a girl again.
Now we know it's a girl.
And I'd like to apologize.
Reese is also a name that it could be either way.
Yes.
Okay.
It's fine.
Okay.
Reese.
I feel like such an idiot now.
Reese, it's your friend Bobby.
You're fine.
Okay, I'd like to ask, I'd like to beg for forgiveness.
You're all right.
All right.
Here's a deal we're going to make.
If I can get a video from him,
introducing you at your talent show,
will they be able to play it over like a big screen or something?
We'll figure it out.
I think, so they have a projector.
Jason, just texting me, Reyes.
Listen, just texted me, Reese.
He did?
He did.
He just texted me.
And he says he's in for the video.
He is.
He does have a hair appointment.
So he's not going to be able to get there.
But if you just tell me what you want him to say, I can tell him right now.
He's listening to the show.
Is now being?
No.
Now he's going to text.
Hi.
No, no.
So I was wondering if maybe you could say, like, introduce yourself.
and then if you want to take it from there,
just say something like High Bodark Elementary.
Yeah.
And then you can take it from there what you want to say.
But how did you say Bodark?
It said Bodark Elementary in Missouri.
How do you spell that, B-O-D-A-R-K?
So it's spelled B-O-I-S,
and then a capital B-A-R-C, and then elementary.
Okay, hold on.
Let me call Jason on my cell phone.
Hold on.
Is he driving
Bones?
I don't know.
I asked him if I call him.
Hold on.
Hey, Jason.
What's up?
Hey, so we got Reese, who's on the phone.
I know you're listening to this,
but you're down to cut a really cool video for Reese, right?
Yeah, absolutely, man.
I was taking my daughter to school this morning
and been hearing you guys talk,
so I just thought I'd text you and say,
yeah, I'm definitely in for a video.
Hopefully she has better luck than I did at my first talent contest.
They wouldn't even let me be in it.
So I was lip singing to Bon Jovi better a lot of them.
And let me be a part of it.
So, yeah, I will definitely send you a video, Reese,
just to kind of set you up.
I love that you love 1994, too.
That's a fun song.
All right.
Jason, appreciate that.
Thank you for the call.
And Reese is very grateful.
And we'll talk to you soon.
All right, thanks, Bobby.
All right, see, buddy.
It's going to do pyro in the video?
That would be cool.
I mean, because he does have a lot of pyro.
A little lighter.
He goes and sets up his whole stage.
for the intro. Okay, Rees, here's what we got.
He introduces himself, and he says,
Hey, I'm Jason Aldeen, and hello to Boys Dark Elementary.
Bowdark. It's spelled...
It's pronounced Bodark, but it's spelled Boys Dark.
Okay, then let's not spell, let's just write it,
because I would go Boys Dark. We'll spell it Bo Dark.
And then he's going to say, this is my friend Reese,
and she's going to perform 1994, and anything else?
because you can't just say take it from there
because you never know what's going to happen.
You never know.
Well,
sounds good to me.
Okay.
We'll make it happen.
Reese,
I'm going to put...
I think of a rearview...
Well, I did a dance to rearview town
with a friend last year.
Okay.
I like it.
Yeah.
Maybe he acknowledges that.
Not sure.
But I'm going to get it.
I'm going to put you on hold
and get your number.
And then we're going to make sure
to get this to you, okay?
Okay.
And say thank you to Jason because he's listening right now.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you, Jason.
Thank you, Bobby Bowen.
You got it.
All right, Reese.
Do not hang up.
I'm putting you on hold.
Okay.
I will not hang up.
Okay.
Ray, if you don't mind putting Reese on hold.
I mean, that's amazing.
This is amazing.
That was incredible.
That's why you shoot your shot.
You shoot your shot?
I mean, Jason is listening.
Luckily, he's always cooling down to do something for the fans.
And then I don't even know what else.
Luckily, Amy's not here.
Who knows what we're talking about?
Luckily, it's us dudes doing stupid stuff today.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay at home, it's something good.
Abilene Navarro was on her way to the gym in North Carolina when she pulled into a gas station.
She was like, let me grab a drink and I'll grab a $5 scratch-off lottery ticket.
She won $250,000.
Wow.
And she said, my dad's been working construction this whole life.
His dream has been to open a time.
shop, so I'm giving him all the money
so he can open the shop. I'm surprised you'd
share that story. Well, I wasn't happy about
this one. Oh, they gave it to you? They gave it to me.
They said, this one's a good
one for you, and I'm like, yeah, let me tell you,
it just makes me so happy when someone else wins
the lottery. That's great, though. She's played
the lottery. You say if you play, you have a chance
to win, she did. She didn't take anything from you.
So why not be happy for her? What if I was in
North Carolina and I was going to get that ticket?
You weren't. Not at all.
Hey, great story. That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good
I want to go over and talk to Katie who lives in Macon, Georgia, who is on the phone.
Katie, what's happening? Good morning.
Good morning, Bobby Bones.
Thanks for calling. What can I do for you?
I was just riding through Macon, Georgia.
And while I heard y'all's bit about Reese and Jason Aldine, while I passed by Windsor, where Jason Aldean went to school, and his new album out, Making Georgia, we lived here.
I'm from Macon. I live in the same neighborhood where one of his high school, I guess
sweethearts lived. We're super proud of him and the fact that he is reaching out and helping
people and is still humble. I just want him to know how extremely proud we are that he is from
here. Well, I think you heard what kind of guy was when he just called him. I was like,
yeah, I'll do it. I mean, and here's the thing about country music, which is cool.
and Jason and, you know, there are a bunch of these guys, and by guys, women, and dudes, that
they were raised right, they still act right, most of the time.
So the fact that Jason was listening to call on today, I'll help Reese, who lives in Missouri,
is awesome.
And so glad it could all happen organically.
And when he texted, he's like, hey, I'm listening to that segment you guys did about
the girl who wants me to send a video.
And I'm like, no, no, we're on the air right now.
It's happening, right?
I was like, can I call you?
I'm texting them as I'm talking to Reese.
I'm like, can I call you from my phone right now?
He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm in the truck.
So, yeah, I appreciate that, Katie, and I'm glad you shared that.
Thank you very much.
Thank you all very much for all that y'all do.
I love you all.
Bobby, you're the best.
Thank you, Katie.
Have a great day.
Let's walk, calm down.
Nice.
Oh, she takes a shot on her way out.
That's how you do it.
She's like, I love you guys.
You don't get attacked when you attack and you leave.
All right, Katie, bye.
Okay, let's go over and do the news.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
A guy thought he saw a guy stealing from a grocery.
store, so he shot him.
Oh, no.
A 70-year-old man in Washington thought he saw a guy stealing from a grocery store this past weekend.
He confronted him.
They got in a fight, and he shot at him.
The victim is fine.
And no, he didn't even steal from the store.
Oh, my gosh.
The 70-year-old was arrested.
Here are court commissioner Craig Adams and Pierce County prosecuting attorney John Sheeran.
That could have been me, my wife, a child, or anyone else just because of the assumptions
that Mr. Lathrop may have made.
That's not going to fly.
If you have to confront somebody or you're going to confront somebody or you're going to
You want to confront somebody that you think is committing a crime.
You can do that, but you can't be the one that escalates it to the point that deadly force becomes the option that you go to.
Yeah, it's tough.
And I enjoy and appreciate the Second Amendment as I have guns.
I just don't know if everybody needs a gun all the time, especially without like the check to make sure the old skull is working properly.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's tough.
And that's what happens sometimes when somebody just has it going.
Okay, this is why you should never leave the customer copy of your receipt at a restaurant
Because I do it all the time
You do?
Yeah.
I always put in my back pocket.
I don't even know what you're about to say, but I don't risk it.
Most servers would never dream of adding a tip, but if you're leaving that, there's an opportunity for that to happen.
So walking out without a receipt can also leave you unable to dispute a charge.
There's also that blank line they can write in their little tip if they need to.
one. So they say, take it with you. Sign it. The one. Take the other one out. Oh, I always just take it
and put it in my drink, like on the table. You get it wet? But then they got to clean it out.
Well, that's okay. But then it's wet, because I've always thought about this. Like, they could
just write whatever they want. So I just stick it into whatever glasses on the table.
We went last night, Caitlin and I went to the mall for a little bit, and we went over and there's
like a health food place that's pretty close. Healthyish food. Not expensive. Like 13 bucks for
like a meal, like a whole thing.
We're sitting there and there's a guy sitting across from us.
Good looking dude, kind of ripped.
Got a chain with a cross on it.
And I'm like, that's Ryan Tannahill, who's the quarterback
for the Tennessee Titans. Really? He's sitting across
from us. And I tell Caitlin, I say, hey, there's a quarterback for the Titans.
And she's not amused because she's like, who cares?
Yeah, she's like, who cares? And I said, well, no, it's pretty cool.
And so, but I felt bad for him because he's eating.
He's got all the food in front of him. And like, people will just come up and
sit down beside him while he's eating. And I'm just like, guys,
if you wait on him, I'm sure he'll, like, say hello and take a picture.
but I felt bad because he was just trying to enjoy his meal
and people kept sitting down while he was eating
If you catch him before the food's there
Great, he's famous, he knows the deal
If you catch him after the food's there, great
He's famous, he knows the deal
But if somebody's got food in front of them
Or they're with their kids
Just leave him
Was he saying anything or was he taking the picture?
He was very nice
A lady went and just sat right beside him
Oh no
Oh my God
While he's eating
It's terrible
Did you snap a pick?
No, I didn't know
Like even a creeper pick
No, I didn't take a picture.
Man. I mean, I didn't say anything.
He doesn't know who I am.
But I was just like, oh, it's Ryan, that's pretty cool.
Was he eating a big meal?
I didn't look at his food.
Big tip?
I didn't look at his receipt.
Oh, when he gets up, you gotta go by him.
Crazy, though, he put the receipt in the water.
What I knew.
He said, I did this with the box.
Okay, let's go to
egg freezing IVF clinics.
They're now trying to cash in on dudes, and they will now freeze your sperm.
Now, the difference is we can kind of put most men.
can produce sperm for a long time,
much longer, unfairly, than most women can.
That's why people have, like, men have babies in their, like, 70s and stuff.
They can't, yeah.
Which is weird.
Private clinics where women can freeze their eggs have begun offering a similar service to men
who just want to put their fatherhood on ice.
Freezing eggs cost you about 10 grand,
but now men can freeze their sperm
where this could work, and this is not in the story,
and I'm going to play doctor or scientist for a second.
If you knew you're about to go through some medical procedure,
Yeah.
And your wife's like, let me, or, you know, I don't know how, like, before you go through chemis, let's say they have cancer somewhere.
And before you go through all the chemo, you could probably save that as well.
Again, I'm just making this off of my head, but I don't think it would be valuable for that kind of thing.
That is from the daily mail.
So there you go.
Pizza delivery driver suing 16 of his friends after they won a million bucks in the lottery syndicate and they didn't give him any cash.
He says he's owed $70,000, despite not paying towards the winning.
ticket. So he's suing his buddies. They won a million bucks. He says, okay, I need 70 grand. The group of
16 got the max million prize on the lotto max ticket. He says he should be the 17th winner.
The defense lawyer says he did not pay, so we deny he is entitled to this. He says he never pays
immediately. They've always done this. And it's always part of a pool. Someone buys them and they all
just chip in after. He only found out, I've got a...
about it on social media daily mail. This is a case where like all 16 are going to have to come up
and say, no, we all paid. What's going to happen is, if I were the judge, I would say I need to
see the last times that you guys did this. If this is the standard where somebody buys them and
everybody chips in at a different time later, then I'm going to make sure this guy gets his money.
If not, he isn't. Sorry, buddy. But if it, the precedent has been set that you can pay after
the numbers hit, regardless, that precedent is set.
And if I'm the judge, I'm giving them that money.
I just worry that all their money that they won is being wasted in court.
That's all I can see right now.
Because they only won $70,000 each or whatever.
He's really sticking it to them to them to court.
Goodness.
They can settle and give them like $20,000.
You know, break them off a little bit.
The U.S. government now officially considers WNBA star Brittany Griner as wrongfully detained in Russia.
So you may remember, they held her and they said that they found some stuff in her bag.
And it was like bait cartridges.
Yeah, I think a pen, like a vape pen.
And so they threw in Russian jail.
And now they're going, U.S. is going, she is wrongfully detained, and we want her back.
So, and that is, that is, that is good.
Maybe they can now negotiate for her.
Officials do not specify the reason behind the classification that is from CNN,
and you hope she gets back safely.
With this determination, the special presidential envoy for hostage affairs,
they will lead a team for securing her release.
She goes to rush it to play basketball every year.
Yeah, so I, from the beginning, thought there's no way she was dumb enough to have that
because she knows how strict it is and that they just saw her as a pawn piece.
Randy Travis's birthday today, 63 years old.
Randy Travis has seven Grammys, 11 ACMs, 10 AMAs, two people choice awards,
seven music, city news awards, eight dove awards, five CMAs.
Seven Grammys?
Yeah, some of those awards.
Wow.
The Dev Awards?
The Blackbuster Music Awards, 13.
of those. But yeah, Randy Travis
is one of the greatest. His number one
streaming song is, any guesses, guys? Love
Without End, Amen. Forever and Ever, Amen.
Yeah, this is what you meant.
Oh my gosh, that was George
Strais. Yeah. Got it wrong.
You got it wrong.
Number two, deeper than the holler.
My love is deeper than
the holler. Stronger than the river.
All right. You may not know this about Randy
Travis. His real name is Randy Treywick.
his real name for a while, and then changed it to Randy Travis in honor of Merle Travis,
one of his musical heroes.
Does not know that.
He got a star as a dishwasher and a cook.
When he moved, he worked at a place called the Nashville Palace, cooking and dishes, and then he'd also get on stage a little bit.
That's still around, isn't it?
So, is it?
The Nashville Palace, I think it's over there by the Opry.
That's Palace and I don't...
That was not where Ryan Tatt Taney Hill was.
All right, so there you go.
And then finally, I got two more things.
They announced the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
class of 2022.
Okay.
And I know Dolly came back a few days ago.
She's like, you know what?
If they want to, I'll now accept the nomination.
And when that happened, I was like, she knows she's getting it.
She has to say this now.
Interesting.
They had to tell her.
She got it.
She's in.
Even after everybody got mad, all these people are like, no, man, she can't be a rock and
rule hall of fame.
They got all butt hurt.
So Dolly's like, you know what?
I'll be fine.
So all of a sudden she came back and was like, you know what?
I'll accept it.
It's because somebody's like, Dolly, you're in.
It's going to happen.
So, Dolly made it.
Congratulations.
I will not tell you all of them,
but I can play some clips and see if you can name them later.
Let's go.
I'll give you one other one, Lionel Richie.
Congratulations to my old buddy Lionel Richie.
Does Lunchbox know that?
Know who those?
Yes, dude, I saw him in concert.
Never been more bored in my life.
Because he was opening for Tina.
Yes, but it was his guy and he'd sit at the piano.
One time he sat with his legs dangling off the stage.
Hello.
Oh, my goodness.
Love Lionel.
Dave Schpell was attacked on stage at the Hollywood Bowl last night,
while performing during the Netflix as a joke festival,
Schpell was wrapping up a set when an unnamed man jumped on stage and tackled him to the floor.
What?
Security soon appeared.
Shepel's fine.
Here's how Dave recovered after the attack.
I thought that was part of the show.
I don't know what the fuck.
Everybody compose yourselves.
I wanted us to be a peaceful moment, and I'm sure now it is.
That's crazy.
What is happening?
That's crazy.
Between the slap.
Like, I have two shows coming up in June here in Nashville, and I'm like, hey, everybody, if you're looking for a reason to come to Nashville, come to these shows.
That's scary that people are just hopping on stage.
Yeah.
I mean, I was doing a show in Massachusetts wants a stand-up show, and someone yelled, I'll shoot you.
I don't know who he was talking to.
And everybody goes, ah, start screaming, cops.
I just sat down on the stage.
I kind of sat behind a speaker.
Just in case.
Just in case.
But it's crazy.
And so I can't believe he got back up on stage.
So Dave Chappelle, he's okay.
That's the deal.
All right.
Those are the big stories.
Those were Bobby's big.
Stories.
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they are comedy shows
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not a lot of tickets left
I mean
I guess a couple on the balcony for both nights
I almost don't want to send people here
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there are some like partial view seats
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Just half of you?
I think you see like 85% of me.
But let's be honest, 100's probably too much.
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so a female guard
helped a murder suspect
escape jail
now they also had a thing going right it just wasn't somebody from the jail
right they after investigation they found out that they had a secret
relationship going on they met when he came to prison
she's worked there for like 20 years almost she's 56 he's 38
and he's almost 610
massive guy and he's a murder suspect
And so they've revealed a romantic link.
So they're both armed.
So what happened?
So she put in her retirement papers saying, I'm out.
And the next day she's at the, and he's supposed to go to court.
She tells the guy, hey, I have to take him to court.
And so she has them all shackled.
But there's supposed to be at least two other people with her at that time.
She's like, since they already went to court, don't worry, I'll handle it.
And the person, you know.
They let her.
They let her just take a line.
Well, because she's the boss.
So the person below her thinks, okay.
And so she'd shackle.
tackled him up, took him out to the patrol car, and they drove to a shopping center.
And that's where she had ditched a car she bought the night before, left it there.
They got in that car and they drove away.
And they have not been seen or heard from.
And here's the crazy part.
A month ago, she sold her house under market value for $95,000.
So they think she has $95,000 in cash to live off of.
And they just, they disappeared.
And after interviewing other inmates, they said, yes, he would get extra.
food. He would get extra privileges that no one else got and it was all because of her.
And so they were in a relationship and boom, they're out of here and they have no idea where they are.
Well, they also have big weapons with them. Yeah, they have an AR-15, they have a shotgun.
So they're armed. They're obviously dangerous because he's a murder suspect or murder...
He was serving 75 years for other crimes, but then he was charged with murder. So he's about to face trial for that.
Suspect is the term.
Yes.
Okay.
Do they think they try to drive to another country?
Are they hiding in a very rural place?
Had to be hiding in a rural place.
Because I don't think they would have enough time to get to another country.
Because they noticed within a couple of hours that they had, I mean, because they drove
straight to this parking lot and a mile and a half from the jail, got in this car and left.
But here's my, what if this is crazy, right?
What if he did that?
He brainwashes her.
You know, oh, I love you.
I love you.
He killed her.
Killed her.
Because she shows up with $95,000.
I think you probably likes it, buddy.
You think?
Yeah, I don't think you go through this.
Honor amongst thieves, too, so not just lovers.
But they did this together.
They're both in trouble.
They're going to have each other's back.
I mean, they said she was a model employee
didn't have one blemish on her little record,
no complaints, nothing, over her almost
20-year career.
That's love, man.
I feel like...
She thought she loved him. I feel like every prisoner
in there, you know, is some kind
of manipulator when they befriend
these guards. I never feel like,
oh, they're going to fall in love with a guard just because they really love them.
I feel like there's always that hidden motive.
Like, I'm going to use them to get me out of here.
Probably life circumstances are a big part of why she fell for this guy.
She's 20 years older.
Yeah, I believe she just lost her husband to Parkinson's.
But they said this relationship started all the way back in 2020.
So it's been going on.
All the way back. It's two years.
But she just lost her husband in like February or January.
But he could have been sick for a while.
That's true.
Could have been sick for a while.
But yeah, they interviewed her mom.
No way my daughter would be involved with a criminal.
I've never heard that name of my life.
But her daughter kept it secret.
I mean, sold her house for undermarket and took the cash.
So she could be with the man she loves and get that man that she loves out of prison so they could live a free life.
Wow.
For what?
Two weeks?
Also, you can't hide if you're six, nine.
No.
They have to have help, right?
I don't know how many people could keep that a secret.
I don't know if people would also be involved knowing that they could also get in trouble.
You know, that's one of those where.
it's got to be like your mom or somebody that you trust fully to not tell on you
and to take the risk of also going to jail.
I don't know many people that would cover for these two.
When I watch those shows, it's always their mom or like their dad.
And then they do a good job.
And she's 56.
So you're talking about that it's going to be like near 80?
Yeah.
Yeah, she has adult children.
People still go to Mexico?
No, because they got tighter security.
I think you have to be, they got cameras.
They'll be able to find you real quick at the border.
They can't still get through over to Mexico
I mean they can get over but it's really easy to track them now
because of the cameras and technology
Once you get into Mexico
Yeah you're safe
I don't know a 6-9 6-9 610 white guy walking around in Mexico
You're going to stick out like a sore thumb
True, good point
Yeah I didn't know he's white
Yeah I mean
I just knew he was 690 610
Wow
Mike what you think
You've been to Mexico a bunch of families
From Mexico
Do you think you could get to Mexico
Do you think you could get to Mexico and escape?
Yeah I think once you can get in there
you could find a way to totally disappear.
I mean, there are some Mexicans that look white.
I mean, it's just, there's a lot of Spain-yered Mexicans.
Yeah, he can blend in.
Are there 6-10 ones, though?
I mean, I don't know.
Are there 6-10 white people here really?
No.
I mean, rarely.
When you see one, you're like, holy crap.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, there they are.
I'm looking at a picture of it.
He looks like John Hamm.
A little bit.
Oh, the actor.
From Madman.
Yeah.
So I guess if I saw the guy from Mad Men walking around Mexico.
That would be weird.
Yeah.
So that's that story that's pretty wild.
they haven't found them yet
I mean that is crazy
as of now they have not found them
as 928 Eastern 828 Central
they still haven't found them
Yeah she bought that car right before the escape
And so they already plant
They think they already ditched that car
And probably have a different car that they're in
I'd be terrible criminal I'd be terrible criminal
Why all I'd focus on
I'd be worried I'd be stressed out of my mind
Would never be able to sleep
I'd be like okay I'd look at my shoulder the whole time
All the time
Never
I'd be like did they make a deal
You don't trust anyone
I don't trust anybody
And now that, be a terrible criminal.
Here's another one.
So lunchbox went over to the Crater of Diamond State Park
and looked for hours to find a diamond.
And this Adam Hardin had been going for more than a decade.
He found a 2.38-carat diamond.
The largest one found at the park this year.
KTVFox 2 has the story.
It's a big one.
He's like, wow, that's a big diamond.
But it looks, because it's a brown diamond,
it looks like a shiny rock.
I don't even know how to explain it.
So you wouldn't even think it was a diamond if he found it?
In that scenario, because it was so shiny, I would have thought maybe it was something.
But it just doesn't look like a diamond.
But it's about the size of a pinto bean.
Right?
So think about that.
That's a pretty big diamond.
So he's going to go and sell it, which he's named Frankenstone.
Oh, my goodness.
And so lunchbox did not find anything at all, and he was very upset about that.
I mean, I spent hours, and it was hot.
And they didn't even have water out there for you.
They didn't have any shade.
They had nothing.
It's literally just a big field, though.
And they're like, have at it.
Yeah, it's a big field of dirt.
It's not catered.
You don't go with a bucket and a butler.
You don't give you refreshments or anything.
You don't get orange slices and caprice suns.
You're right.
They didn't have anything.
Oh, my goodness.
I can't believe.
You want to go back?
No.
Do it.
Do it.
No.
What if we could guarantee you'd find something?
Well, yeah, I found something.
I found a bunch of rocks.
Yeah, that's what you'd find again.
Yeah, and you'd stick me in that nasty hotel again, Scuba.
Let me go over and talk.
to Wayne in Mobile, Alabama.
We were talking earlier about why you should keep your receipt when you go eat out.
There's one you sign, you put the tip on, you leave it.
But take the other one and never leave it, because sometimes the waitstaff can manipulate that tip line and make a bigger tip for them.
Wayne, this happened to you?
No, it didn't happen to me.
Good morning, Bobby?
Good morning.
What happened then?
Yeah, so there was a Waffle House waitress just north of Mobile, Alabama, the little town called Satzuma.
And anytime anybody would pay with a credit card, she would add to the tip.
pay like, you know, $8 on a tip, and she would add a one in a zero in front of it.
And then she could add a one in a zero to the, you know, bottom line.
And she was doing this.
And most people don't check the credit card receipt, you know, and they, so she was doing that on credit cards.
And it just so happened that one lady had, you know, bought just a meal to go.
And the lady added one in a zero to her tip, which was $8.
And so when she got her credit card statement and saw it, she decided to call them to dispute it because you thought it was just a mistake.
And when they started looking into it, they realized that this waitress had been doing it for a while.
And there was thousands of people who had gotten, you know, scam that way.
You know, the thing is, if I could go back in time and tell this waitress, first thing I tell her is don't do that.
The second thing I tell her is don't do 108.
Do 28.
You're not, the odds of you getting caught are far less,
the less greedy you are.
But first thing I'd say in the time machine, though, is don't do it.
First things first.
But the second thing would be, lady, don't do 108.
Do 18, do 28.
That'll go longer.
That's second.
But the first thing is, don't do it.
Yes, thank you.
Hey, appreciate that call.
Wayne, appreciate you listening, buddy.
Hey, no problem, man.
Y'all have a wonderful day.
Yeah, you too, man.
All right, we're back in a second.
I want to play some clips from people inducted into the rock and
Hall of Fame and see if you can name them.
Don't look on your computers.
We're not looking.
Okay, back in a second.
Okay, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
was announced.
Here's Judas Priest, by the way.
Here's a clip of...
Midnight.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Dolly Parton, which we mentioned earlier,
made it, so congrats to Dolly.
Yeah?
That's not part of the game?
No.
Lionel Richie made it as well.
Congrats to Lionel Richie.
Who I loved, as a human, the nicest guy
to me ever.
Gave me a little pep talk once.
Can I hear it?
Pull me aside.
Well, I give you a little version of it.
Ryan Seacrest was sick, and I was the full-time mentor on that show.
So I was there every episode working with the kids.
And so Ryan goes down, he's never missed an episode, like eight minutes until it's time to take the show a lot.
They're like, hey, Bobby, we need you to host.
And I'm like, all right, baby, time to shine.
But also, I'm like, I don't know where to walk.
I don't know the stage direction.
And so Lionel's like,
Bobby
Come here
Say
Yes, yes,
Yes, Lino Gus
The year
The year
1971
The Commodores
Dick Clark
They said
You guys got to go on
In an hour
We weren't prepared
But you know what
We did it because we were the Commodores
And you're gonna do it because you're Bobby Bones
Now what you do is
You turn around and you go
And you host the show
And then he spun and he disappeared.
What?
Yeah, he's gone.
He did a spin.
He's out of there.
All that except the spin is true.
It's amazing.
It's an amazing story.
Love him.
Okay.
Can you name them?
Lunchbox, I'm going to give you this one.
Can you name this person just inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
I'll go a female.
Not Tiffany.
We'll go with Joan Jet.
That is.
That's a pretty good guess.
Yeah.
The song is Love is a Bats.
It's not Joan Jett. Solid, though. Same ballpark. Eddie?
Blondie?
Pat Benatar. Oh, I know that girl. I heard her name.
I'm in a lunchbox take first dab with all these, Eddie.
Because you'll probably get a few of them.
Love it. Here is the second one, lunchbox.
I'm lost in a pound and I'm hungry like a wolf.
That's Steppenwolf.
You think Steppenwolf sings hungry like the wolf?
Yeah. That would make sense.
No.
It's in their name. Why not?
There's a similar word.
No.
In two different eras,
Steppenwolf is more 70s.
This is more 80s.
Oh, that's 80s?
Yeah.
Eddie, do you know?
That's Duran Duran.
That's correct.
Congratulations.
They're in the Rock and the Hall of Fame.
Lunch Bikes.
If you miss this one, you lose a pinky.
Go.
Wow.
Eminem got in, huh?
That's cool.
That's awesome.
That's really cool.
I agree.
You have to use this formal name, though.
And you know what?
I don't think so.
It says Eminem.
I'm just kidding.
And you know what?
If Eminem.
If Eminem gets in, Dolly Parton should get in.
So, like, do they actually have an induction where, like, you go and give speeches, like, the NFL?
Yes, and so someone introduces you, and you pick them to introduce you, and then really cool musicalized tribute you and play, like, your songs and stuff.
Wow, that's kind of cool.
It'd be cool.
Okay, next up.
Sweet dreams are made of these who disagree.
You travel the world in the seven seas.
He knows it.
Everybody.
Let's go, buddy. What you got, buddy?
Come on, lunchbox.
Oh, man, that's a tough one.
That's Millie Vanilly.
Wow. So wrong.
I don't think they're getting in.
The Eurythmix.
Correct, yeah.
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams are mad of the...
No, I sang it.
I did it later.
Okay, if you get this one...
What are they called the Rhythmics?
Eurythmix.
It's a terrible name.
Okay, lunchbox.
Rock and roll.
Okay, lunchbox.
With a terrible name.
All right.
What's up.
You're so vain.
You probably think this song is about you.
You're so vain.
What's you got?
Oh, that is definitely a chick singing to a dude like, hey, I'm over you.
Don't think this is about you.
So that has to be Debbie Gibson.
Incorrect.
Eddie?
Yish, I don't know.
Olivia Newton, John.
Wow, really?
I don't know if it's...
Harley Simon.
Oh, man.
All right, I'll give you one more.
I'm probably going to get this one.
And beetle juice is not the answer.
De la com and de la go.
What in the world?
You won't get it.
Bob Melvin.
Oh.
Where did it?
Ring the bell.
Where did that come from?
I don't know.
I just sounds like a Bob.
Oh, okay.
Eddie?
Harry Belafonte.
Nice.
Wow.
Let's go.
Okay, I got a question.
Like, did they just run out of people and so every year they put people in?
No, because you can only be nominated.
And I don't, I'm going to make sure I'm right here.
Fact check me.
I think it's 20 or 25 years after the first release.
Something like that.
So new people are available every year.
Right, right.
But they just say somebody's people like, Pat Benefonte.
He had one song.
Pat Benatar and Harry Belafonte.
Okay, Harry Belafonte.
He had lots of songs.
What is it, Mike?
25 years after what?
Their first record. Okay.
So, no, those are all massive people.
Really?
Just because you don't know that.
A rhythmics? They had a lot of music.
And they have a lot of songs.
My gosh. Annie Lennox.
And solo careers?
Who? Annie Linux?
Yeah.
No, no, but solo career doesn't count me.
I know, but I'm saying they were so big
that they were able to have big solo careers too.
Okay, well, I guess they're...
Just say congratulations.
Yeah, man, let them have their moment.
Congrats, guys.
Okay, there are you guys.
This is sincere congrats.
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This story comes to us from Rockledge, Florida.
A 61-year-old man went into a convenience store, was getting a few things.
He's like, oh no, I got to go to the bathroom.
He goes to the bathroom.
Someone's in it. It's locked.
So he goes to the beer cooler, opens it up, unzips his pants, and...
He's in the beer?
Yep.
He had to go.
Why not just on the ground?
Not the beard, like where they keep the beer, right?
Yeah, yeah.
He walked in, it was like an...
Walk in.
No, no, I know, but isn't there still a ground?
Like, you mean, yeah.
The floor?
Why are you asking...
Like, he didn't pee in the bathroom where he's supposed to them?
No, no, I get that.
But he's saying, why didn't he just be on the floor instead of opening the cooler and pee?
You ever been in those bathrooms where, like, the urinal has ice in them?
Maybe that's what he thought.
Like, oh, that's nice.
He's got ice in him.
Is he drunk at the beer place?
I does not say if he was drunk, but he was charged with criminal mischief.
If he had to pee that bad, and he's in a beer place,
odds are, probably drinking some.
Will they let you get plastered at like a beer garden or like a wine distiller?
I mean, I guess they're not supposed to because it's the same thing as a restaurant, right?
You're not supposed to over-serve, but you can do it.
Which is crazy because even at a bar, if you're really drunk, they kick you out.
But aren't you there to get really drunk?
What's it called?
Where they make beer?
A brewery.
Can you go to a brewery and just go
ape crap?
I don't think so.
I mean, you can.
Absolutely, you can.
They have limits?
Well, because you can sit outside
and go in, get a beer,
order it at the bar,
have your friend go get,
oh, I need two beers, okay.
So, yeah, you can absolutely get plastered.
You ever been plastered at a brewery?
Yeah.
How'd that work out?
You're peeing the beer cooler?
No, no, peering the beer cooler,
but, I mean, went from friends for days.
She sounds drunk right now.
All right.
There we go. Thank you, Lunchbox.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Here's Lucas, nine years old, from Virginia, who left us a voice mail last night.
Can you please tell us when your new show is coming out, and we love your show? Thank you.
I'm assuming he's talking about the TV show, that he loves this show. Thank you for asking.
Did some voiceover yesterday in studio for it, and I think it drives Eddie crazy because I say the same line like 40 times.
Yeah, you really do.
Because I'm doing stuff that, you know, they're adding scenes.
with like you know digital stuff and breakaways and I have to do a voiceover and I'm like the man walked in the woods the man walked in the woods the man walked in the woods the man walked in the woods and so I'm doing like 40 versions of this it's pretty funny from what I know because we're still working on it early fall late summer and also what I know is that it was only going to be on a major streaming platform now they're also going to be on the major streaming platform they're also going to be on the major streaming platform they're also
also gonna put it on a channel. Wow. A cable channel as well. That's all I can say for now.
I'm hosting the show, so I'm not the main person of the show, but I'm hosting the show,
and we will leave it there. That's all I can say, or I will get fired. No time frame? I will get
fired. Like this year next year? I just said in the fall, so now you will be fine. Yes. That's a second
event. Yes, your second violation. Yep. Boom, boom, boom. I think that's face tat.
How do you guys know it's my second violation? What is it? Public place and bark like a dog.
We'll do that next week.
My God.
I literally said it 20 seconds ago.
Next fall?
Late summer, early fall.
Then Eddie's like, so which?
No time frame?
Guys, it's an illness I have.
Well, Eddie bark like a dog.
Eddie bark like a dog.
That's it.
All right, next week Eddie will pay that punishment.
Nice.
All right.
Here is Christy from Arkansas, number three, Ray.
I do not think lunchbox deserve.
Employee at the month this month, any month, last month.
never. The way he acts, he's greedy, he's stingy. He calls people out when he shouldn't
when he's the one that should be canceled. Oh, okay. Well, lunchbox, any comments to that?
Hater's hate. I mean, they just want to, they just met him great. And I don't know, I never canceled
anybody. I've never canceled anybody. I shouldn't be canceled, but employee of the month over here,
can't hear you. Did you make that up, or have you heard it? Haters hate. I'm being great.
I made that up. It just rhymes. Call me at eight. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, yeah.
It's gone to date.
Yeah.
All right.
We're out of here.
Thank you.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Is Amy on tomorrow?
She's on with us via technology, right?
We're going to check in with her for the first time.
Technology.
She's going to be in a studio in California.
Fancy.
Or a cell phone.
One of the two.
It just sounds cooler when you do that.
And I hold my ear when I talk to her.
I'm like, all right, Amy.
All right, that's it.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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