The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Bobby Bones Show Trivia! + Lunchbox May Get His Own Lotto Ticket + Update on Couple Who Went To Bobby’s Comedy Show on First Date
Episode Date: July 13, 2022We test a listener’s knowledge on Bobby Bones Show Trivia! How well do you know the show? Lunchbox freaks out because he may be getting his own lotto ticket scratch off. Bobby shares an update on th...e couple who went to his comedy show on a first date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is the Bobby Ball Show.
Let's go.
Welcome to Wednesday show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Amy is still at her house.
She is still battling some sort of throat fungus.
I've diagnosed it as that now.
Throat fungus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's only one doctor in the room.
Oh, that's you?
That's me.
Dane.
Honorary, but yeah.
No, no, no, no, but still doctor.
Yeah, one doctor in the room.
So, Amy, if she sounds a little weird,
she is in her studio at home.
Amy, how are you this morning?
I'm doing okay.
Obviously, wish I was there, but here I am.
Is the cough getting any better?
Sounds about the same.
Coughs are so hard to shake.
We're almost just going to ride Amy off for the whole week
and she's just going to be at home.
Because I don't want her to feel the pressure every day to be like,
wake up in the morning she's like okay let me test it because you have to like see if it's still
there well i've done a covid test every morning in hopes that i could just come in but you don't even
want me bringing it in in yeah the fungus yeah i don't want you throw fungus in here yeah we're good
like covid or no coven we don't want that in here uh but amy did get an email that she wanted to
read you want to start the show with that yes we can all right go ahead so this person wrote
i don't want to come off as rude but i'm wondering why you're so mean when lunchbox talks about
being a celebrity. He isn't hurting anything by saying that. You always say if something makes you
happy and it's not hurting anyone, then do it. Him thinking he's a celebrity isn't hurting anyone and
it makes him happy. So why be such a bully to him? Okay, it's interesting. I think if we did not push back
on it, our listeners would go, you got a guy in your show that keeps calling himself a celebrity and you guys
are just saying, yeah, yeah, you are a celebrity. I think we'd get more negative reaction if we let them
just say that because that would mean
he thinks it and that we all think we are.
Which is not true.
Which is not true at all.
We sign autographs.
We take pictures with people.
I mean, that's what celebrities do.
I gotta tell you.
We make appearances.
We get yelled.
We get screamed at from across the store.
You do?
Lunchbox!
That's your wife, bro.
I'd like you don't hear them sometimes.
I don't really sign autographs.
I'll sign books if I have a new book out
because people like signed books.
But no one comes up to me and just goes,
hey man, we just sign this football.
Or would you sign this to...
It just doesn't...
Picture, sure.
But the autograph thing
doesn't really happen anymore.
I mean, you're walking at the mall.
Sometimes you've got to go out the back exit
because there's so many people.
No, I might go out of back exits
because the car's back there.
There was no else to park
and I park back there behind the Cheesecake Factory.
Oh, don't tell people where you park.
See, that's what I'm saying.
People be waiting at your car.
I mean, that's why we are a celebrity.
We are celebrities.
We have to own it.
You have to live it.
It's just a lifestyle.
And we chose this life and we have to deal with it.
Okay.
What's the hardest part about being
a celebrity in your mind?
Always, you know, just everybody's staring at you when you go in public.
You can feel eyes on you and some people are too nervous or scared to come up and approach
you, but they'll sit there and stare.
Yeah.
So it's weird to always have eyes on you.
And what's the best part of being a celebrity?
Man, the perks.
Free stuff, getting in places like, oh, if there's a line, oh, you know, you come on up to
the front because you're your lunchbox or...
When did that ever happen?
Or recently, when did that happen?
Oh, all the time.
No, no, no, recently when does that happen?
Let me tell you. Can I tell you the best?
He just said recently. I want a recent.
Then you can tell me the one time it happened.
I mean, you go to a restaurant. It's a wait list.
No, no. You go to a restaurant. When recently has it happened?
I went to a restaurant two weeks ago.
And it was like, oh, 45 minute wait for my wife.
And then I walk up and they're like, oh, actually, you know what?
We can get you in about five minutes.
And they clear a table.
They whispered that to you.
Yes.
I mean, you want to hear the ultimate one?
Do you guys believe history?
No, not at all.
Okay. I don't think they whisper it either.
Like, come here, sir.
Do you want to hear the ultimate?
ultimate one. Go ahead. So daycare here in this city, it is like a year and a half weight, right?
And you got to pay money to get on wait lists. So you're basically never going to get into daycare.
And I go to a daycare and the girl is a huge fan, huge fan. But she's like, I'm sorry, it's like a two-year wait.
We get a call a month later. She goes, you know, since I'm the director, I moved you to the top of the list.
We got a spot for you. They said that? Yeah. Why are you saying that right here?
Boom.
You just made everyone waiting for a daycare man.
We didn't say which one.
Maybe, I don't know.
Just in general.
That's what celebrity gets you.
If I wasn't a celebrity,
if I was just gym in the accounting office down the street,
guess what?
Still wouldn't have a daycare.
But since I'm lunchbox on the radio,
Mr. Worldwide Famous, boom.
Are you a pit bull now?
And also he added famous so it wouldn't be pit bull.
The pit bull is Mr. Worldwide,
but he goes, I'm Mr. Worldwide,
so it's different.
It's like Lil Nause.
And nods.
Okay, well, we got an email asking.
Should I maybe not said that?
You know, it is what it is at this point.
It's out there.
All right.
Maybe bleep that.
Lunchbox gets a call.
Yeah, that could be bad.
Time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
So I am roughly five months fresh out of divorce.
and I did something the other day that I would like to know if you guys think it was a lame move
or if it's an okay move.
A girl that I've been interested in on Instagram for a while from my hometown posted,
it was a birthday.
Well, apparently some of her clients were asking her cash app name to send her money as a gift.
Well, she's an ER nurse and has a tanning side gig.
She posted it for her tanning business, not her personal, and I DM'd her on Instagram and said,
Hey, is that really your cash app?
She said, yeah. So I sent her 50 bucks.
Happy birthday to you.
You and your son should have a birthday lunch.
Later, I was questioning whether or not I should have done that.
What are your thoughts?
Lame or okay.
Do you think that helps or hurts my chances with her?
Thank you.
Longtime listener in Wichita.
Let me think about this.
I do like the fact that you included her son.
That was nice.
And that you didn't just find her cash app.
You didn't search her and find it out of nowhere.
because you can go to the little hourglass and type in her name probably.
Just sending somebody money to pick them up, though.
That's weird.
That's a weird first flirt.
I feel like he's on the radar now, though.
Absolutely.
You know, and that's what he needed.
I didn't say it was wrong.
I just said it was weird.
And again, I think because he also said for you and your son,
I think that softens it a little bit.
I'm going to go weird.
I'm going to go slightly weird,
but I don't think it kills your chances.
It could possibly help.
But is it a little weird?
Yes. You could have just said, hey, happy birthday.
Would love to take you to lunch for your birthday if that's okay with you.
Like, you could have done that?
Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah.
Let me go to Morgan. Morgan, what you think about this? You're single.
I was going to suggest exactly what you said, because him just sending money feels a little gross to me.
Okay, you think gross?
Yeah, like, I'd be like, oh, he's paying me to do something.
It feels weird to me. So, yes, had he just been like happy birthday, I'd love to take you out sometime, would feel more natural and I'd be more inclined to.
to do that than if he just paid me $50.
Do you think it softens it or makes it a little less weird that he was like,
hey, take you and your son to lunch?
Yes, it's not as, like, grimy and creepy, but it's still a little bit where I'm like,
oh, somebody just, like, paid me for my birthday.
They didn't pay you. They didn't pay you. They still just gave you money.
Yeah, and you don't know them.
Yeah, it's from Instagram.
It's like...
The way she's using the word pay, though.
I mean, he didn't pay anything.
But I think that's why it feels kind of gross.
And I guess he feels gross, too, a little.
little bit because he's right here's what I'm going to say to you long time listener in
Wichita you should follow this up with a not so weird or grimy move yeah it's like hey
can we in person do something because otherwise you just look like a guy in the internet that's
like somewhat stalking and sending cash yes exactly you got to follow up with something that makes you
a little bit more friendly should he reference the gift at all just let this one go like should he
say like hey oh this ship it's it's sold out there let that boat say out there you're okay
but I would follow it up.
Otherwise, you're going to be the creepy guy
on the internet that just sends money.
It's basically only fans.
But you're not getting anything for it.
You know?
It was a gift.
Yeah.
Still, a weird gift.
All right, so go get it.
Follow up on this.
You can do it.
Thank you for the email.
All right, close it up.
We've got your email and we read it on the air.
Now it's time to close.
Bobby's mail back.
Yeah.
Here's a voicemail from Abby in San Antonio.
I just thought I have like a roundtable question for everybody.
I recently got back into serving, and I was curious whether you all ever take notice to when your waiter or waitress,
write like a thank you or have a good day on the top of your check,
and whether it made you want to tip more or whether you didn't care or if you even crossed your mind.
It's a great question.
It does not affect me if they just write thank you.
If they write, thank you, Bobby and Caitlin, and we had a conversation, and oftentimes we do.
Like if it's a personalized note,
then I will have a more positive feeling about the interaction,
which will probably lead me to tip more,
but I'm already a really good tipper anyway
because I wait a tables forever.
But I do think some personalization does matter to me.
So yes, but not just a random thank you
because I imagine there's 10 back there's right thank you on all them.
You know?
Yeah.
So I'm going to go, yes, if personalized.
Amy, what about you?
A happy face will do it for me.
That's it.
Amy, do you feel like they do that just for you in your heart?
No, I'm sure they do it to a lot of people, and I'm okay with that.
I just feel like they're going a little extra mile to make sure and put a happy face.
And you know what?
Then when I'm filling out the tip, I like to write to them.
Thank you or do a happy face now.
Amy's doing a message in a bottle to the waiter, sending the notes back and forth.
Okay, so you tip a little more or you just feel better about it.
Hey, I might throw in an extra dollar.
Okay, so slight.
So she might go slight
Eddie it doesn't affect you
No it makes me happy but I don't tip more
I like the smiley face
When I was younger I thought they'd be they were hidden on me
Now that I'm older and I see the smiley face
They're not hidden on me
They'd just do that to everyone
But it makes me feel good
When you were younger like
Oh when I was like 20
Like 1920 I'm like oh she likes me
No no no she doesn't
Lunchbox
No if you want me to tip you more
Give me something free
Like throw in a couple desserts
Throw me in a milkshake something like that
And okay then maybe you're gonna get a bigger tip
But then maybe.
Yeah, but writing a little note on a, thank you.
No, how about you be better at your service?
I'll tip you more.
But that's not true.
They could come out and crush.
No, if they crushed, I do it.
I give them 20.
Right, but you don't tip them more.
You just give them the expectation of good service.
Correct.
But if they give me, let's say, they come over and they're like, hey, you know what?
I gave that spaghetti for free.
I'm like, you know what?
That's an extra job.
Why would they do that?
Yeah, but what you tip them, 90% of what you would have paid for the spaghetti?
No.
No. Why would I pay them 90% of the spaghetti?
Because you just got it for free, so it's even less.
Yeah, you just give them a couple of extra bucks on the tip line.
You're missing what I'm saying here.
You're giving them less than the spaghetti cost.
And in that 90% of the spaghetti, the tip is kind of already built into that too.
So you're paying 40% more than the spaghetti.
Huh.
40% of the spaghetti.
Too many numbers, bones. You lost it.
Okay, well, but the answer is no.
No, I mean, unless you write me an article saying how great I am and you're a big fan,
still probably an article.
You want a story in the back of the day?
Yeah, I want it.
But I'm probably not going to tip you anymore anyway.
Doesn't matter.
It's all about the service.
I don't care about a note.
Let's get this voicemail from Patience in North Carolina.
Hey, Bobby.
And good morning studio.
I have a morning corny for Amy.
Why doesn't Garth Brooks shop at Home Depot?
Because he has friends in Lowe's places.
Y'all have a great day.
Love y'all.
Friends in Lowe's places?
Yeah.
Hey, guys.
I think Amy did that one.
I did it like last week.
Yeah, I like that one better.
I forgot about Amy.
I think it was her delivery there.
Okay.
I like her delivery there.
All right, let's have one more here.
This is from last night as well.
Bobby, I am in a huge predicament.
We are going to Nashville before meeting the rest of my family in Knoxville.
Turns out you are playing at the opera the night that we're supposed to meet the rest of our family.
Big question.
Should we miss one night of the family vacation to?
see you in the region of yet. Please help. Thank you.
When you say meet your family like for the first time ever and if the answer is no,
you should come to the Opry and watch Eddie and I play.
Totally. Yeah. If meet means you're just bumping into them again to have another
vacation. Forget that. I guess. I don't do that. Yeah, watch this at the Opry, baby. Come on.
By the way, Eddie will be showing up doing a little mini appearance. We'll do a few songs
at my comedically inspirational show, which those tickets go on sell Friday at
Bobby Bones.com or CMA Theatre.com. And you can go and get tickets for
August 12th or 13th. It's half Tony Robbins. It's half Dave Chappelle. I just compare myself to
Tony Chappelle. That's quite the contrast too. That sounds like somebody from Sopranos. I don't know,
but it's my comedically inspirational show. I hope you guys come. Tickets on sell Friday if you want
to come to that. And yeah, Eddie and I are playing the opera even before that. All right,
that being said, let's move along. This is a special Scotty McCurry version. This is dang
straight that he recorded just for me and then end to the real song.
This one's for you, Bobby.
Dang straight.
You're killing me, man.
You know, I've always been your biggest fan.
Now I can't even listen,
because I'll get to missing her,
and the hurt gets worse.
Dang straight, I used to love your songs,
but now every time that one comes on,
my heart gets broken half,
but do I wish I could get her back?
Dang straight
Dang straight
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Carrie Underwood is basically a human jukebox
She talked about always having a lot of songs in her head
You know, I have a music library in myself, all the things that I grew up listening to,
and my parents listened to.
And, like, I feel like I could hear a song a couple times, and it's forever in my bank,
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I'm Morgan, that's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Eric Akers was driving to his job and been to Oregon.
A beautiful part of the country, by the way.
And it breaks down on the side of the road.
Goes up and smoke.
And he's like, man, I think that's the end of my car.
But I still got to get to work.
And he starts walking and walking.
He walked 33 miles to get to work.
First of all, what a long drive to work every day.
Yeah.
And people who can drive that far.
Right, because I meet them.
They're like, yeah, I have an hour and a half commute every day.
Like, wow, that's crazy.
I don't know if he got to work on time, but then the news, his boss went to the news, like,
oh my gosh, this guy walked and worked and worked 33 miles.
They did a story on them.
And a family saw, it.
It was like, man, we got an old Honda sitting out back that we don't use anymore.
Called up the news said, hey, can you connect me with them?
They met up, handed him the paper set.
It's yours.
That's pretty cool.
It also shows you how social media feels like we can connect with anyone, regardless.
Because back in the day, you wouldn't watch the news and feel like you'd get a hold of anybody.
but now because of, hey, saw the story in the news,
you know people are just literally one connection away
from helping or hurting or whatever you want to do.
And they call the news and got them.
I mean, they probably could have to search them on Facebook.
Yeah, anything.
Yeah, but I like that.
Got a hold of them, hand them the paper, said,
here's your new car, man.
That is an amazing story.
Good for those folks.
They have their name out there?
Yeah, they are Chris Erison Analt.
Yeah, yeah.
Arian.
Big fan of the Aresonaut.
Yeah, the Arisona.
Yeah, the Arison Alt and his wife.
They wanted to help.
There you go.
Great story.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
All right, fill in the blank.
Amy, before I die, I want to blank.
Before I die, I want to blank.
Go ahead.
I would like to go on one of those Alaskan cruises.
Or just, I want to go to Alaska in general because I've never been.
But my mom, before she died, that's what she wanted to do and she never got to.
So it's now on my list.
Yeah, Alaska seems like it'd be cool.
We had a friend who just went up there.
It's just a long travel.
day. I guess that's the only reason I'm back.
Other than that, though, it seems doable.
It's beautiful. And I'd want to go when it's daytime the whole
time. Because our friend Rod went
and he was like, yeah, it's 11 p.m. I was playing golf.
And I was like, that's so cool. That is
cool. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, the cruise thing scares me.
I feel like I would go on a cruise
and then I would be sick the whole time because I get so
seasick. And some people have said it's not like
when I went on the boat on my Nat Geo
TV show. But still, I'm like,
I don't want to spend that money and then get out there and be
miserable the whole time. They say the big boat
doesn't rock as hard. That's what they say. But I don't need it to rock that hard to make me sick.
Like, I'm getting sick thinking about it. That's not good. Like, I get motion sick in an elevator.
Yeah. But yeah, that would be cool to go on one of those Alaskan cruises. Did you guys do that lunchbox in your honey?
Yes, that was, we went. Yeah, my aunt gave us a cruise. And so we went and I wasn't going to go out where I couldn't see the land. And I went to go out where I couldn't see the land. And I went to go to
just be water. I'm scared to go on a cruise
like where you go out there and you're in the middle
of the ocean, you can't see land. What about
in like a, when I went on one of these small fishing
boats, we went out. No,
can't do that. I mean, almost
100 miles. No way. You can't see land. You can't do it.
Because if the boat seems, you can't swim to shore.
What about an airplane when you can't see land if you're doing ocean? That's
why I've only been over the ocean one time of my life.
What are you talking about? I've been to Greece. That's it. That was my
honeymoon. I've never done it. That was the only time and I've
never gone back. Because if we crash,
I don't want them, I don't want
shark to eat me and I want
someone to be able to find my body.
This is called something. It's called
Thalasophobia.
Lunchbox has
Thalaphythobia.
What is the... I think it's where you eat your hair.
Okay, because I'm going to tell you what. I'm
not doing it. That's why we had to go to Alaska
but I'm so glad I did because it is
amazing. All right, Eddie, before I die, I want to
blank. The opposite. I want to sail
to somewhere in an actual
sailboat. Like a sailboat
with sales, I don't care if it's...
much work. What are you talking? Why not rent or have somebody rent one of those boats with an engine
and do one of those? I think the sailboats have an engine just in case, but I'm not talking about
just me. I want a crew and we're going to go to, let's say, St. Thomas or the Virgin Islands,
and we will take up. You want a crew to sell for you? Well, yeah. I'm not going to, dude, I don't
know what I'm doing. You kidding me? I'm going circles. Okay, okay. So you want people to sell you to
an island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seems too slow to me. What do you mean? Even if it took a week,
Oh, dude, in that vote and letting the wind take you?
That'd be amazing.
All right.
Okay.
Lunchbox.
Before you die, you want to blank.
Run with the bowls.
In Spain?
Yes.
Wow.
You have to fly over water.
I know that's the problem.
That's the issue.
Guys, I've seen that for years on TV and thought always.
That looks so amazing.
Would your wife let you do that?
Yeah, I think she would.
She'd be terrified.
But I think she would let me do it because I've always said
that is something I want to do.
So the running of the Bulls is an event that involves running in front of a small group of bulls,
typically six but sometimes 10 or more.
They are let loose on sectioned off streets in a town, usually part of a summertime festival.
Yes.
In the last day, there's a couple news stories because it's been happening.
Spain's running of the Bulls, one person gored.
An American among three people gored at the tents running of the Bulls.
Guess what?
You just got to be faster than that one person.
No, that's not true because there's six bulls.
Yeah, a lot of Bulls.
So I've got to be faster than six people.
guess what? I'm faster than six people.
No, that's not really just the case
because they could pass up some people on the side.
It's like when you're riding a bull.
The reason it's so hard is because it's not predictable at all,
which way it's going to go or how hard it's going to go.
And with all those people running, you know, you could trip and then, bam, you're done.
That's true.
But I think that's fun.
I mean, for you.
Running of the bulls, if you want to do it, I think you should go do it.
I mean, that is something I've always looked at and been like,
that looks so amazing.
But I think if I did it, they'd be like, all right, go.
I'll just take like three steps and then jump on the fence.
But you could say you ran with the bowls.
You did it.
Like you took those three steps.
I'd be like get a picture quick because I'm out of here.
Yeah.
Okay.
I had made my list when I saw this.
Before I die, I want to see colors.
Oh, man.
Because you're colorblind.
Yeah, and I've tried the glasses.
So far they've made all these glasses and they don't work for me because my right eye.
I have like between three and five percent vision, period, in my right eye.
It's never worked my whole life.
And then I'm colorblind in both eyes, which is really mostly just my left.
left eye, but any of those glasses don't work on me. So I would like for them to be able to do
some sort of stem cell type stuff in my brain to have some vision in my right eye and then
see colors. Do you think that's possible before you die? Yes, I do before I die. And I've been
in and I know some really good LASIC surgeons who I've worked with as far as getting friends,
yourself included LASIC. And they say it's not my eye that has a problem. It's my brain.
There's an underdeveloped part of the brain that's with vision. And so it would be like
stem cell type stuff to be able to fix that.
And so I would like to see colors.
That'd be cool.
We'd want that for you.
My color blindness is dark colors.
And once any color hits a certain darkness, it all looks black to me, except for I can see red a little
deeper, which is why I have so much red and I can almost match reds.
So what do I look like to you?
You know, just you like a...
Am I dark enough?
You look like a Swiss guy, really white.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I would like to get a hole in one.
Oh, that'd be awesome.
But that's not something I can just go do.
It's something I just got to keep, you know, working at.
And then not die.
How's that?
Well, I don't know.
I get to be my list.
That's legit.
Yeah, but if we get to do,
like that, Jeannie gets wishes.
I want more wishes.
If I get to pick, if before I die,
I want to not die forever.
Yeah, not sure about that one.
Okay, there's our list there.
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So Lunchbox says he's back with SPF, which I thought he brought us some sunscreen.
But no, what's SPF?
Is the Sunburn Protection Foundation?
I hit the beach and I walk up to random people and let them know, hey, I'm here for your help.
You need some help getting those hard-to-reach areas.
I got the sunscreen and I got magical hands.
Okay, this is, this is a crunch of my gosh.
Okay, so Lunchbox is on the beach.
This is at your vacation.
It's at the scene.
Where are you?
So I'm walking down the beach in Florida and there's this lady.
She's really tan, probably late 40s, pretty darn good looking.
And she's just on a towel by herself, no like shade structure.
So I'm like, man, she needs some screen.
Some screen.
Oh, never heard that.
So what about you?
What do you look like?
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing no shirt, no shoes.
I got a hat on, some sunglasses, and I got my blue swim trunks with pink flamingos on the front.
Let's roll.
Here is the first clip, Lunchbox, as part of the Sunburn Protection Foundation,
going up to strangers saying let me rub
let me rub some of this on you.
Excuse me, how you doing, ma'am?
I'm part of the SPF, the Sunburn Protection Foundation,
and we specialize in hard-to-reach areas
so like if you got your lower back
and didn't get sunscreen
if you need to help, I'm here for the job.
I appreciate it.
I never wear sunscreen.
Oh, well, that's the Sunburn Protection Foundation.
That is not a good idea.
You sure you don't need any help?
I don't believe in sunscreen, but thank you, though.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
Okay, all right.
Well, if you need anything, you let me know, these hands are magical.
I do feel like, though, that you should be able to say your organization without stumbling through it.
Well, as I started saying it, she picked up her towel and trying to start walking away.
Oh, she did?
Yeah, she was trying to...
That threw me off.
Yeah, threw me off.
I was like, well, why is she so caught off guard?
Also, weird, she doesn't believe in sunscreen?
I mean, hey.
Maybe it's the chemicals.
Or she just made that up.
No, you ever seen a leather couch?
I have.
That's what her skin looked like.
Uh-huh.
I mean, it was, it'd been in the sun.
I mean, everybody had shade structures,
and she is just laying on a towel in the middle of the beach at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Woo, getting toasted.
Now, remember, he's focusing on the hard-to-reach area.
Yeah, right, right, right.
That's so creepy.
That's so creepy when you said to people.
What areas would be those?
Yeah, for me, what would you do on me?
Well, probably your mid-to-lower back is probably hard to get,
because you can't really get your hands back there.
Maybe your shoulders, I don't know, because I can't touch my shoulders,
so I need help there or somewhere on your lower legs.
You can't reach down that.
What about that spot that's like?
Right where the swimsuit is, like the waistline.
Okay.
Yeah.
Got it.
Like women, you know, if they're wearing a bikini,
they can't get it right there at that line in the middle of their back.
And so you've got to help them with that.
Here is the next one.
It's a guy and two ladies in their early 30s out sitting in the sun.
Yeah.
Excuse me, guys.
Hello.
I am from the SPF, the Sunburn Protection Foundation.
And I just want to let you make sure you guys are up.
I have 15 through 50s.
And you really work for that?
Yes.
We're good.
I'm the FPS, honey.
Are you sure?
I'll just make sure
because your back starting
looking red.
I just wanted to make sure
you didn't need to read.
You know, if you need
to hit your shoulders,
you know?
No, no, we're good.
You sure.
Yeah, I appreciate.
Thank you, thank you.
You can hit my shoulders.
Yeah, see, there we go.
All right.
That's what's up.
There we go.
Look at that.
Mm.
Yeah, oh, yeah, you are getting red.
Wow.
I told you.
I don't do that.
Doesn't that feel good?
Doesn't that feel good?
Yeah, does feel good.
Yes
What is happening?
And it's not
And this is all professional
Very professional
It's prime time
You guys be good
You need something
My man
No I'm good
All right
Not getting a friend way
No no
No no
We're good
Okay
All right
All right
I was gonna kill him
I liked that he goes
Mm yeah
All professional
Oh yeah
Feels good
Oh
That guy
That guy wanted nothing to do
With you
No he was giving
me side eye
Like
You better get out of here
And they both
did. I mean, the girls kind of like me.
Was he jealous that you were going to rub the girls?
Yeah, I do think he got a little mad when he was like, no, we're good, homie.
And when that girl goes, you can hit my shoulders, his look was like, excuse me, he can hit your shoulders.
And then, I mean, I tried to get him out to where he was like, see, I did it to her.
I can do it to you. And he was, he put a cigarette down.
I was like, all right, I got to go.
Here's one more. Here's two ladies under a blue canopy in their mid-50s.
Excuse me, ma'am. I'm part of the SPF, the Sunburn Protection Foundation.
and I just wanted to let you know we specialize in hard to get areas like middle back, lower back.
I'm all covered.
Are you sure you don't need my expertise?
I do it for a living.
I'm 100% positive.
You sure?
I'm 100% positive.
Okay.
Thank you.
Because I mean sometimes your friends let you down and I'm here to save the day.
I'm all right.
You sure.
I mean sunscreen.
I mean the knees are looking red.
We can get behind the knees.
You know, the shoulders get you.
I'm all good.
You sure.
I'm positive.
Oh, my God.
Give it up.
Give it up.
Thank you.
How many times she say that?
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
I'm positive.
I'm sure.
How about now?
I'm positive.
I'm sure.
You think you want me to just leave or what?
How do you feel when you do this stuff?
I'm laughing to myself inside.
I'm just going, man, people think I'm crazy.
You don't go, I'm embarrassed.
No, it's hilarious.
It is so funny.
Like, to me, it's just like, to see them squirm,
it just brings me a smile to my face,
but I can't smile because I'm professional.
He sounds like a serial killer.
It's professional.
Oh, how does a lady like that?
It's professional.
All right, well, good to hear that the Sunbar Protection Foundation is still hard at work.
Yeah, out there saving lives.
Out there saving lives.
We're going to file this into something I just don't get because I don't drink and I never had a scotch.
Although I'd like to.
People that drink scotches, that looks cool.
Like, I like the drinks where you put it in a small glass and there's only just a tiny bit of it.
That's scotch.
Yeah, that looks cool.
Yeah.
You got a small glass, you've got just a tiny bit of it.
It's not like you're going to a rager and you got a ke.
You don't do a keg stand on a scotch bottle.
No.
Like, it's so classy, just like small and small.
You would hate the taste of it, though.
It's so strong, you would hate it.
I hate the smell a beer.
I think I would hate the taste of beer.
Like, alcohol just smells bad to me.
And I would like to drink it.
And I don't want people to be like, oh, he doesn't drink.
No, no, no.
I'd love to drink.
It'd be awesome.
I just can't.
I know I can't.
Because if I have one, I'm going to have 1,000.
An unnamed collector just won a bit.
for a rare cask of scotch.
Cask, huh? That's what it's called.
That's a big barrel.
I guess.
For the scotch, it's in 1975 by Ardbeg,
Isley Bay, single malt, and paid $19 million for it.
Whoa!
I'm not even sure if I said all those words right,
but I just can't believe you'd pay $19 million
for basically a barrel of scotch.
That's what it is.
And it's from that Ardberg Distillery.
Again, almost $20 million for that barrel.
I don't, is it like buying property?
Meaning, you buy property for the most part, if you buy a house or any sort of building at all,
it's just worth more in three, four, five years regardless, right?
They say, it's the safest investment.
And so if you do that, is that like, but you can't accidentally drink a house.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you can't consume the house.
Here, you're going to drink some of the scots.
Maybe, but maybe you're not.
I'm wondering if you don't, does it just appreciate?
Yeah, that's a good question.
And since it was from, what do you say, 1997?
75.
Or 75?
So I guess you can hold it for much longer?
You know, if I'm paying that much for scotch, Stegosaurus needed to drink it.
It needs to be that old.
Yeah, I agree.
That's crazy.
That's from when, like, Eddie was a teenager.
No, no, no, no, it's still older than me.
Oh, it is?
Older than me.
Oh, okay, all right.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So if you have an old friend that you haven't talked to in a while,
reach out to them because a recent study shows that old friends appreciate when people
reach out. So the main takeaway from this is maybe text, call, or email one today. They're going
to love hearing from you. Yeah, I saw the story and it made me reach out to somebody that I
talked to in probably a few months. And I was like, hey, because I was thinking about him the night
before. I was like, hey, just thinking about you. We hadn't seen each other in a while, but man,
I hope you're still killing it. And he was like, hey, let's go to dinner. And so he doesn't
live here. So we planned to go to dinner. And so, yeah, it was good. The story just kind of
inspire me. And I hopefully, maybe you hear this.
and you should go, I want to reach out to an old friend or to somebody I haven't spoken to in four or five months.
Because sometimes I get that text and I'm like, cool.
It is cool.
But sometimes I forget to reply.
What?
I know.
And they're like, hey, just thinking about you.
And I'm like, I need to get to this when I get off the air.
And then I forget.
Oh, man.
All right, what else you got?
Now, most people think it's okay to ban kids from your wedding.
So, Bobby, do you think it's acceptable or unacceptable?
I think you can do whatever you want at your wedding.
It's your wedding.
If you're having a party at your house, you can do whatever you want in regards to that party.
because you're paying for it.
A wedding's just a party
where two people
are stuck together
after that forever.
You know?
Right.
So, if you don't want kids there,
just say, no kids allowed.
And maybe it's a wedding
where everybody's naked
and you don't want kids
to be there for that.
Wow. Yeah.
You know?
Yes, it's a party that you pay for.
You get to make the rules.
So I'm definitely okay with it.
So Luke Combs has been getting
a lot of parenting advice lately.
And one thing that he keeps hearing
a lot of is get a night nurse.
But he just cannot get on board with that.
and wants to handle the nighttime baby stuff all himself and with his wife.
Yeah, no chance.
If I have the option, I want a night nurse for me and possibly the baby.
For everyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And isn't this the case with people who just haven't had the baby long enough?
At some point, don't you like welcome a night nurse if you can afford it?
Mm-hmm.
I would take one too.
Yeah, what are your recommendation to be, Eddie, with a lot of babies?
If you can afford one, get one.
I get the whole first baby thing.
Like, oh, no, I want to be connected with my child.
But, man, I have four kids.
If I can afford a night nurse now for all of them, I would do it.
Put them all to bed, please.
I don't even know that you need a kid for the night nurse.
I'd like to just simply have a night nurse for me.
Where if I wake up and I'm like,
a mouth is dry.
I need water.
Nurse!
You push a button.
How annoying would that be?
Let's normalize adult night nurses.
All right, Amy.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A family in Alaska had given up hope on seeing their dog again.
Lulu was an older golden retriever and she had wandered off.
And it's very wintry in Alaska for most of the year and dark for half of the year.
And so they were like, dang, we lost her.
Well, three weeks after she was missing, a construction crew saw a bear in a bush, small bear.
And they were like, all right, back away.
Because if there was a small baby,
bear, there's probably a mom bear somewhere around.
So they're being very careful around this bush because there's a bear in it.
And they get up to it and realize it's not a bear, it's the dog.
It's Lulu.
It's Lulu.
So Lulu, the dog, elderly, pretty bad shape.
She'd gone from weighing 80 pounds to below 60.
She was dehydrated dirty.
Her fur was all matted.
But they got her to the vet quickly, and they say Lulu's going to make it.
And that's awesome that she was able to survive out there.
So in the construction company, he's going to pay for the vet bills because
the family's like, we don't think we can afford all the work that Lulu needs.
Wow, that's really cool.
So they've stepped up and they're paying the vet bills.
You know, I was thinking about this with my animals, it's so hot in a lot, a part of the country.
And animals are getting sick or getting dehydration or heat exhaustion or burnt feet because we can't talk to them.
We don't really know what they're feeling.
And so think about it if you're walking your dog and you're on pavement or concrete.
Like, if you wouldn't put your feet on it, don't walk your dog on it.
And sometimes you just have to think about, oh, let me feel it first.
So that's a thing.
And too, this is nothing to do with the heat.
I'm so sick of dog food companies that have canned wet food,
not putting a little spoon in the bottom of the lid.
Because you know how you get ice cream or a snow cone?
You peel the lid off.
They got one of those little spoons in there.
They should do this with wet dog food because you got to go get a spoon or a knife to get it out of there.
It's disgusting.
So they need to put some sort of cheap, even wooden stick in there.
It's not a bad idea.
Because I'm like, okay, great.
Because Ella, the dog we adopted, she won't eat her dry food.
And she won't for weeks.
And so we're like, let's find different ways.
So I'd mix a little bit of Stanley's in there and she'd eat some.
So, like, let's try some wet food.
And so she'll eat the wet food.
But I got to crack the can.
And then it's, I try to shake it out.
And it's, and it won't come out.
It's disgusting smelling.
Then I got to go get a spoon and dig it.
Then I got to wash the spoon.
They just need to put some sort of stick in there to pull it out.
Like they did the old school ice cream.
And why they don't do that, I have no idea.
And you can have the idea.
If you're listening right now, Purina...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm John it down.
You're going to invent it?
Yep.
Stick for dog food.
Now I just got to get good dog food.
Anyway, that's the situation.
Lulu is alive.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny.
The morning corny.
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
A waste of money.
That was the morning corny.
You know it's a waste of money, though?
Like, I had paid for these online magazine subscriptions to like three different magazines.
And they were like for $4.99 a month, you can subscribe.
And so I was like, yeah, it sounds great.
I'll be on my phone reading magazines.
And I've had it for like six months.
And what happens is on Apple, it'll say, hey, we're going to renew your stuff.
subscription or we just renewed your so I just actually bought six more months but I canceled it
immediately I don't think I ever looked at it twice oh that's not good it's the dumbest thing
talk about a waste of money those subs the magazine subscriptions on my phone because I get most of this
crap I can see on the internet anyway and they're like no stuff you can't read just for free a week
later it's free that's a waste of money there too all right coming up in a second inside the mailbag
we got a whole situation where is this okay or is it kind of lame
I'm going to read you an email.
You tell me the situation.
And we're going to play Bobby Bone Show trivia coming up in a second as well.
Let's go over and talk to Spencer, who lives in Austin.
Spencer, welcome to the show.
How are you this morning?
Hi, I'm doing awesome.
We're going to play.
Thank you for calling.
We're going to play Bobby Bone Show trivia.
If you win, we will give you a $50 sonic gift card.
We'll also give you a signed Stanley the Dog in his first day of school book.
And let's throw in a Beanie Baby.
What the heck?
I got like two bags of them.
They're just sitting back there.
So the array of prizes for you, Spencer.
Are you ready to play?
Oh, that's so awesome.
I'm super ready.
I like her energy.
She sounds normal.
Yeah, I like her energy.
Not soccer level.
Yeah.
Well, do you know about the show?
Have you been listening for any period of time?
I have.
I've been listening since I was probably like, I don't know, in eighth grade.
I love the show.
I listen every morning.
I told some people to tune in.
this morning to listen.
I'm, like, really excited.
All right, well, here we go.
I have eight questions here.
All you have to do is get, let's say, four, right.
You get to pick the number, though.
So pick one through eight, and I'll give you the question that's listed there.
Number seven.
Number seven, all right?
Who is Amy's all-time favorite country artist?
Oh, Amy, I love you.
I think it...
Um, John, I'm going to take a guest and let me guess with Brad Paisley.
Uh, that is incorrect.
Now, Amy being from Texas, growing up in Texas, Amy's uncle worked on his ranch near San Antonio, and she saw him as a kid.
It is George Strait.
I feel like that was a softball.
Yeah, I don't think she listens to the show.
I've known that.
You know what?
I'm just going to go down the questions here.
Yeah.
Uh, okay, Spencer, who on the show is a twin?
I think it's Eddie.
Eddie and Freddie.
Yeah.
Eddie and Freddie, my twin.
Yeah.
That's incorrect.
No.
Yeah, yeah, it's a bad day.
That would be Ray Mundo, our audio producer, Ray.
Ray, tell me the story about your twin.
Yeah, so we were born at the same time in the same womb.
I was scheduled to be the second born twin, but I jumped ahead of my brother and ended up being born nine minutes ahead of him.
He lives in Michigan and I live here.
And the interesting thing is, they don't, not that they don't look alike because that happens.
because you guys aren't fraternal, what do you call it?
We're fraternal. We're not identical.
You're not identical. Thank you.
He's like really tall.
Yeah.
And Ray is not.
And they don't talk.
And do you guys talk at all anymore?
We text. He's not a talkative guy, so that could be the reason.
So there you go.
All right, next up.
What country artist do I always say is pound for pound the best guest on our show?
Like when they come in, they're just always the best guest.
and they come in semi-frequently.
Now I look like I don't even watch this, I mean, listen to this show, and I do.
I'm so bad.
Okay, maybe, can he says me?
Incorrect.
No, that's wrong.
That's wrong.
That would be Jake Owen, who, when he comes in, always something.
There's always something.
There's nothing else to say.
There's always something.
We love Jake Owen as a guest on this show.
And, okay, well, are you sure?
Well, I just wonder if she thinks she's on the Delilah show.
I don't know.
Darn, that sucks.
Okay.
Thanks for letting me.
No, no, we're not done.
We're not done.
You still get four out of five here.
Okay.
What college is Lunchbox three credits short of getting his degree from?
Come on.
She has no idea.
Oh, I know.
Lunchbox, you're right.
Oh, darn, y'all.
This sucks.
It's not Harvard.
Oh.
I'm from, I'm an awesome son.
I'm saying U-T.
You're almost there.
You've got two letters.
UTSA and San Antonio.
He's three hours short of getting his degree
and he will not go back and get it
because why would he, right?
Yep, look at my career.
Look at his career.
We did have another meeting about the show.
That's what I'm talking to.
Dude, you are reading my mind two days ago.
What show?
The show.
My reality show.
Oh, yeah.
We've been developing
when lunchbox goes back to college
as a freshman and I'm his advisor
and I tell him what to do.
Like literally, I was in my kitchen
the other day. I was like, man, I wonder if that TV show's going to happen. We had a meeting about it
two days ago. Yeah. And when do we start shooting? We don't. Not yet. Not yet. It has to get to some,
we're not really there yet. But the idea is pretty well liked. We just kind of got to figure out
some more stuff. Man, I love it. I'm going to get paid. That's not how that works.
What? First season of a show that you beg for somebody to pick up is not a big, big pay day.
Yeah, yeah. All right, what's the name of Amy's cat? Go ahead, Spencer, can you name Amy's cat?
It's so embarrassing.
Amy's cat is going to be
No, I don't know.
Just guess a name.
I have a cat. Any name at all?
Let me say.
Bingo.
Bingo!
Bingo!
Can't believe she got that.
Wow. How did you know that?
Is that it?
Yeah.
Wow. How'd you know that?
Oh, my gosh.
Wow. Okay.
She does listen to the show.
That's right, she does.
Next up, what month were both Amy and Eddie born?
Just say she got it right.
What was that?
What month were both Amy and Eddie born?
Both Amy and Eddie born.
Yeah, what month?
What's their month?
Amy and Eddie were born in...
Yay!
Great job.
Wow!
Okay, now you're on.
Now you lost your nervousness and you're nailing it.
Right?
Yay.
Okay, good.
On my arm, I've got a bunch of tattoos, but on my right arm I've got H-H and P-H tattooed.
You don't have to know exactly what the word stand for, but what are H-H-H-N-P-H?
H-H-H-H-H.
Like what are you?
You don't have to say what the letter stand for, but I have them representing something.
What do they represent?
Happy, happy, happy.
Yeah, that's the first one.
Happy, happy.
Yeah, happy, happy.
Uh-oh.
We're going to give her that just for a half.
Okay.
That's good.
Yeah.
All right.
She needs to get one more right.
Hey, what's the name of the John Mayer song that I say is the first song that ever spoke to me as a person?
Like it was written from a place where I go, wow, that song, that says what I'm feeling.
What's the name of that John Mayer song?
The John Mayer song, um, is it gravity?
Gravity, that's it.
Well, you did it.
You got four.
That's it. She won the prize.
Awesome.
Yes. Spencer, thank you for being such a big fan of the show.
Yes. Thank you guys so much.
Yeah.
This is awesome. I wish I won. I wish I answered more.
Yeah, well, you got four.
No, it did great. You passed.
That's right. You won the prize.
She wins a $50 sonic gift card.
A signed Stanley the Dog in the first day of school book and a Beanie Baby.
She really crushed there.
That was awesome.
That's awesome.
All right. Spencer, Stan, hold, and we'll get you your prize, okay?
Okay, thanks, day.
All right, put her on hold there for a second.
There you go.
All right, and she is now
waiting for to be put on.
And she missed every question.
Is that legal?
You know what?
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
I was confused.
By the way, H.H.
and P.H. and P.H. are my mom and my grandmother.
Not happy.
No, not.
Amy and Eddie were both born in March.
Not made.
Stop this train is the John Mayer's son.
Amy's cat is not happy.
I don't even know that one.
I don't even know.
She's a bingo.
It's Maggie.
You guys don't even know that.
I didn't know that.
No idea.
All right.
Well, she got...
No.
Hey!
We did not pre-screen her at all, didn't we,
to see if she knew anything.
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To never update you guys on that couple that we were like,
he's married.
Don't meet him for the show.
Because what had happened on this show was,
we had, I don't know if it was maybe a mailbag,
and she had written in and she said,
hey, I'm going on a date with this guy.
First date.
We're flying to your comedically inspirational show.
That's right.
And so we go, well, that's good.
Like, we like love, but you've never been on a date with him.
And you're going to fly across the country to go on a day with him?
And so I said, just give me a sign if you're in danger.
Give me a sign if you're safe.
And so I met him.
At your show?
Yeah.
I brought him backstage before the show.
Hung out with them.
They were as nice and normal as could be.
How was the chemistry, though?
I mean, did that seem normal?
Well, I kind of pulled her aside and I was like, I said blink twice.
Everything good?
Yeah.
And so, but yeah, I forgot to tell you guys that I even have a video with them.
That's cool.
But I took on my phone where I was like, hey, guys, let's do a video so I can show everybody else.
You're not in danger.
and he's not married. It's great.
So that's that update that I forgot to give you.
Okay, good.
So here's a similar story.
A woman flies across the country to meet a date, which is here.
Her name's Samantha.
She revealed, she booked it, she went.
They had only met on FaceTime.
The first night they met, they met at his house, went for a little food, and then apparently
he took a nap.
Like, she was staying with him because she flew across the country, and he decided to fall asleep.
She decided to fall asleep and take a little nap, and then he pieced out.
What?
said she got ditched while napping.
Yeah, see, that's kind of the risk you take, huh?
So she was just in his house, and he was gone?
So they met at his house, they were at his house, they went to a brunch, and again, she says,
I flew all the way across the country.
When I woke up from a nap, he was gone, and I couldn't find him.
So I guess so.
Because again, what are you going to do, just move into the house?
No, you eventually leave the house.
I wonder what he saw or what he experienced to, like, say, you know what I got to get out of the situation.
Samantha said she tried calling him numerous times.
but he didn't pick up. Their mutual friend gave him a ring and he answered with loud music booming through the phone.
He responded, no, it's a family emergency.
Huh?
At a club.
He went out.
That's from the New York Post.
But that is a wild story.
But again, the version that we done on this show ended up pretty, I don't know if they're still together because that show was a few weeks ago.
But I forgot to tell you.
That's great.
They were super normal.
And sometimes it doesn't work like that and they're not super normal.
But they were super normal and cool.
That's good.
I'm rooting for them.
I hope they get married.
Me too.
No pressure.
Things we buy, but we never use.
I have a list here.
These are things that we spend money on, and I'm going to read them out.
And there are probably instances where we're going to do this again in the future.
But let this be that warning.
Don't do it.
In your head, when you're about to buy a souvenir on a trip.
Oh, yeah.
That says the name of the place because you're like, I just love this place so much.
I got to get this crocheted sweater that says,
Topeka. You know, when that's happening, you're only going to wear it probably once and that's it.
What I will do now is because I know I never use this stuff again unless it's a mug, which it goes in the mug drawer, and then, you know, I don't drink coffee, but I do this magnesium and water drink to help me sleep a little bit.
I'll see it occasionally, and remember Topeka.
So a mug is good, or if I'm buying a shirt or something, and this even goes at like a concert, if I'm buying a shirt, I will buy it one size oversized so I can then cut the sleeves out of it, or,
wear it like when I'm traveling or sleeping.
Right.
Because I'm just not going to wear that shirt a whole lot unless it's like my main people.
Like unless it says Kenny Chesney slow songs only, I'm probably not going to wear, you know.
But that's my favorite.
Kenny Chesney Slow Songs.
Here you go.
Souvenirs.
Cookbooks.
Now we have cookbooks, but they are decorative.
We have decided that the couple of cookbooks we have that were gifted to us as legitimate cookbooks.
and maybe one that we bought ourselves.
We now have assigned them to the decorative category.
So they go in places they never get open and they sit there and they look cool.
And we know it.
We don't guilt ourselves anymore about having cookbooks we don't use.
Now back of the day, cookbooks were legit.
But now with the internet, you just don't really need them.
It's called a YouTube.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's called filing cabinets.
And I bought a little filing cabinet once and I was like, I'm going to store all my stuff away.
I had one too.
Yeah, and I was like his little silver one had two shelves.
Not just one, had two.
There's like two things in there.
And it's just old, like, warning.
I don't even know if I bought.
It's like a warranty to a flashlight.
So filing cabinets,
home exercise equipment is on here.
You got to be really careful with that
because do you know how many treadmills
ages 23 to 35
that just ended up being a place I hung clothes?
That's right.
Two or three.
They'd be like, with this treadmill,
you can look at a mountain while you tread.
I'm like, well, that'll probably keep me running.
And it wouldn't.
You have one now, though, that you use.
I do.
And I actually use it.
And I use it enough that I don't feel bad
about it and it's pretty good but my wife also uses it so when i don't you know she will turn it
it all the way up as far as like the it's like a ramp the incline or whatever like a she yeah it's
like straight up and she will walk on it for 30 minutes straight uphill on like her off days because
she goes pretty hard and i tried that like five minutes in i'm like walking and so yeah we use
that but you got to be careful because many times i bought one especially when i was single
another thing is I thought I'm gonna get a pool table
I'm being a pull shark
I'm gonna walk into it
be like I don't know much about pool
7 tenth split boot tat ta-tah
Well one I never walked anywhere with their pool tables
And two I never played it
At a pool table and I was like
I'm good
So it became what a cookbook was
Oh yeah decorative
And then it also
It was half cookbook half treadmill
So it was decorative and then also hung clothes on it
I've seen people
I've gone to people's houses
Where they have pool tables
And they're just crap all over the pool table
That's what it is.
It's what ends up being.
Planners and journals, pet trinkets.
We're not talking about toys and snacks, like a minions dog costume.
You're like, oh, he's going to look great in this.
So, those are things that we spend money on that we don't really use.
I think I mentioned already online magazine subscriptions.
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm really going to get this.
I'm going to get Bulldog Weekly and Golf Digest.
I'm going to read it every week.
And it never looked at it once.
So the next time you think about buying one of these,
Just let the little angel on your left shoulder.
That's me.
Go, hey, you don't need it.
Yeah.
You're going to get a shirt from here?
In Iowa City?
Okay, cool.
Make sure it's got a cereal box on it and get it one size over, over,
so you can wear it to sleep or cut the sleeves out of it.
All right, there you go.
Those are the two stories I wanted you to hear.
Time for what I feel like is the most important segment of the day.
These are your big stories.
A financial planner studied wealthy people and what they do on a daily basis during the week.
And basically, the conclusion they've come to is what multimillionaires all have in common.
Most wake up when it's still dark outside.
A majority worked out in the morning.
They built relationships constantly.
They spent several hours on the phone discussing various ventures each week.
They had multiple goals that they constantly.
Constantly talked about or written somewhere, and they talked to a parent or a mentor at least once or twice a week.
And lastly, almost all of them had a therapist.
So that is from CNN.
Those were the factors that once they looked at all of them, they noticed that those were the most common things.
They're not saying you have to do any of those.
But if you were to go, all, what's the little Venn diagram of the circles where they all kind of match?
It's those things right there.
Now, Lunchbox, I know that you are just dying to be a millionaire.
It'd be your dream.
I feel like I do a lot of these already.
Which ones?
I wake up for the sun comes up.
Boom.
For your job.
I work out before in the morning.
I ride my bike to work.
Boom.
Does that count to save the gas money?
That's his transportation though.
It's not a workout.
Is my heart pumping?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I talked to a mentor that, you know, has business advice.
Who's that?
You?
Every morning.
Every morning.
Okay.
That's not bad.
Every single morning.
Okay, go ahead.
I talk to.
my parents almost every single day. Oh, every
day. I hear him. I mean, that is
pretty good talking about different ventures. So, I mean, I'm almost there.
Do you have a therapist? No.
Eddie does, though. I do. I can get you in contact with my therapist. He's really cool.
I don't think I need one. Better help.
I mean, I'm doing pretty good on my own.
How is that going, by the way? It's doing great, man. It's really good.
I met with him yesterday. It turned you into a millionaire?
That's not anybody's looking for. No, no, no. We're dealing with other things.
First. So, do you do
video? Yeah, it's video chat.
We do it on Mondays or Tuesdays, whichever one's easier, and it's about an hour.
It's great, man.
It's good.
Honestly, sometimes I feel like I'm just talking to a friend, and maybe that's just it.
Like, for the first 20 minutes, we're just catching up, and it's cool.
And it's like, all right, what do we want to work on today?
Okay, question.
Like, do you have, like, weird music playing?
Like, when you go get a massage, they have that soft music?
No.
No.
It's just a chat.
You think it's like an erotic therapy session?
I don't know.
I'm asking you.
He's picturing, like, Enya.
No, it's not.
This is what happens when I go into my mom.
and I've had mine for a while, which is in person, again, we sit down and just kind of catch up.
And usually what happens is what I'm catching up about or feeling comes out at some point.
It's like a, it's like a red, like you busted a finger.
Yeah.
You're like, oh, I see that now.
We should talk about this.
Yeah.
Unless I go on immediately and I'm like, all right, I need to talk about Eddie today.
That's kind of how I went into it first.
Like, hey, I want to talk about this and fix this.
Now it's like, all right, hey, that's getting better.
So what else is going on?
And then we just chat about things, movies we saw.
It's kind of like how songwriters will write songs.
It was sitting in a room and the first half hour can we just talking it up.
Totally.
And then eventually you go, oh, that's interesting.
Okay, you were born with two wieners.
Okay, let's write that.
Great song.
It's a weird song.
By the way, this is not a commercial.
But if you want, as Eddie's doing, if you want, you know, BetterHelp, you can go to betterhelp.
com slash bones for 10% off your first month.
Betterhelp.com slash bones, 10% off.
Only Murders in the Building has already been picked up for a third season, which is a great show on Hulu.
I watch it. Eddie watches it.
It was nominated for a ton of Emmys yesterday.
But the question is, what's one show that keeps you on a streaming service?
Because I would say Hulu and Only Murders in the Building for me, that's what we watch over there for the most part?
Hulu, anybody watch Hulu, and what show is it?
I have Hulu, but I just watch it for sports because that's the only way I can get live sports.
You don't have cable still?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Lunchbox?
I have Hulu, and I have what we do in the show.
shadows. It's about vampires.
It's like a vampire mockumentary.
Hilarious. Then don't make fun of people that play stuff.
Uh-huh. No, no, no. They're making
fun of vampires. It's hilarious.
What about Apple? Apple Plus.
Ted Lassow was the only thing I watched there.
Ted Lassow. But Severance is the best show I've seen in forever, and it's on
there now. Netflix.
Cocoa Mellon.
For the kids. That's true. Eddie came to my house and was like,
hey, can we turn on Netflix? I was like, yeah.
Well, yeah, sure. What are you want to watch it? He goes,
will you please just put on cocoa melon? And all of a sudden, it's
like a cartoon that flashes different scenes every six seconds.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like,
it's like,
it's crazy, though.
It just grabs the child's eyes
and they just watch it for like 30 minutes straight.
Amazon, the Boys,
which is a great show, I have that.
But anyway, Only Murder's in the Building back for another season.
Chuck Norris, his grandson's been kicked off
this reality show for cheating.
Now, it's called Claim to Fame.
And it is a reality show where
one of the Jonas is Kevin and his brother,
Frankie Jonas, because Frankie's related.
And it's like all these people have a celebrity
relative and they don't it's a secret you're trying you don't know who their celebrity relative is oh right and so
but maxwell norris the grandson of chuck norris smuggled a phone in and so they caught him and
that's against the rules against the rules now if i'm being completely honest i've also smuggled a phone in
somewhere before that's right when i went on bear girls with katelyn the second time and you can see
this episode on disney plus and kately and i did it together before we got married they don't want you to bring
phone or headphones but i just bought a brand new pair of
those Apple headphones, the headphone headphones.
And so I was like, oh man, I know what it's like you have to stay in the woods.
It sucks.
And you're just out there looking at the sky.
And so I was like, I'm taking these with me, taking my phone, I'm taking my headphones.
And I put them in my backpack, smuggled them in.
And at one point, they drop us off this cliff into this water.
And it goes right to the midline of the back.
And I'm on my tippy toes.
I'm like, oh, no, don't get them wet.
Don't get them wet.
And they're like, wow, you're really crushing it.
You're going so fast.
And Caitlin knows that I have my headphones on my phone and my backpack.
And I'm just trying to keep them from getting wet.
But the crew was like, you crush that, man.
And inside I'm like, I got a new pair of those Apple Beats, buddy.
I ain't trying to get these wet.
But they never knew how to phone.
And then when I got out there, obviously there was no signal.
And I didn't save the podcast.
I only like had it up.
So I couldn't even listen to it.
That's dumb.
Yeah, stupid.
I'm stupid.
That's from Yahoo.
Let's see, the Wisconsin Lottery launches a scratch-off featuring Luke Combs.
So the Wisconsin Lottery's partner with Luke Combs for a chance at winning $10,000.
And so it's Luke Combs scratch-off.
Mostly because of, I didn't have scratch off ticket.
When it rains up horse.
The Hooters parking lot.
A scratch a ticket made Hooters.
Pretty much.
That's how it goes.
What's the same?
Mother-in-law.
Ray, can you turn the music down?
I can't go with melody with that music playing in the background.
I woke up and scratch-off ticket.
Got a scratch-off ticket.
That's it though.
So there you go.
Fun fact.
Scoba, do you want to reveal this?
We actually pitched lunchbox.
We did, yes.
For a scratch-off.
Stop!
Stop.
Let's do this.
What's up. What's up?
Ray, can you...
He's so excited.
I don't want to put this just in this bit then.
This is a big, big announcement.
Next bit.
Okay.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my gosh.
She's pumped.
Next bit.
All right.
We'll be back.
No, we're not going to commercial.
We're not going to commercial.
From country now.
Luke Combs got his own scratch-off ticket in Wisconsin.
Does he get good money for that?
That's pretty cool.
Like he won the lottery on that?
I assume some.
But I don't know about it.
What's good money?
Not a million bucks or anything.
No, okay.
But I'm sure it's pretty good money.
Like, what's the grand prize he said, 10,000?
It says it's the Luke Combs, living lucky.
It went up to $10,000 instantly.
So he got more than $10,000.
I would imagine.
He won the lottery.
That's pretty cool.
To do nothing.
To do nothing.
Gives his face on there.
The world's greatest places in 2022.
Time has shared the list of the world's 50 greatest places of the year.
So let's go.
In the U.S.
You're going to do all 50?
No, no.
Can you imagine?
I do it just to filibuster lunchbox before we...
Goodness.
Portland, Oregon.
Awesome.
San Francisco.
Yeah, pretty cool.
I like San Francisco.
It just costs so much.
And it's cold.
Like, all the people, all our friends are listening to San Francisco right now,
like, I would live where most do you live right outside of San Francisco.
It's so expensive, man.
Miami, Detroit, and Park City, Utah, those in America.
Others outside of America, Toronto, Jamaica, and then some other place I never even heard of.
So you can check it out at Time.com if you want to see it.
Let's see.
The mega million jackpot, nobody won.
So it's now up to $480 million.
I know.
But you spent...
$200.
You did spend that?
Yeah.
And you did not win...
Did you win anything?
$36.
Okay, so then you lost $100 and...
Oh, boy.
No, I'm 1-36.
64.
You lost $164.
If you want to look at it that way.
I invested $160.
I invested $100.
I invested $100.
I invested $100.
or $200 and I got $36 back in return.
You started with, right, so you...
Okay.
And you're not getting any more.
That's it.
It's happening again, though.
I hate to tell you, this Luke Combs thing, you didn't read all the details.
What is it?
Three people are going to win an exclusive trip to a Luke Combs concert in Nashville, Tennessee,
and one of them is going to win $500,000 at the concert.
Oh, so not on the scratchoff.
That's why it says the scratchoff's only 10,000, but they can win half a million at the concert.
Yeah.
This is what he was doing while you were doing your other stories.
Yeah.
I didn't even pay attention to your state story.
I was like, let me read about this Luke Combs lottery ticket.
Boys, we got to go to Wisconsin.
Well, we do have an update about it.
We've been pitching you.
Well, you want to go now?
All right, let's go.
Or you want to wait.
Let's wait.
Dang it.
The largest K2 comet will fly by Earth.
Those looking forward to the full super moon that hits tonight.
Am I also got to see a comet?
So we'll be looking up.
I never see this stuff.
That's tonight?
From travel and leisure, the comet's coming.
It's called a C-2017K2.
That's a good comment.
I'm all about it.
As big as it is, it's not likely to be visible by the human eye,
but if you have a telescope, you can catch it.
Oh, well, then forget it.
But it's tonight.
Okay.
It's as likely, though.
Who has a telescope?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if I was a kid.
I don't know.
I want to take this call from Rebecca, who lives in Oklahoma,
calling us for a little bit of advice.
Rebecca, good morning.
Good morning.
What do you have for us?
We're happy to help.
Okay, so I'm going to a concert in Ohio in September with a guy that I've never met before.
What concert is it?
So it's a triple headline metal concert.
Oh, let's go.
Because if she would have said Michael W. Smith, that I'd have been like totally safe.
Based on the music.
Yeah, totally safe.
But it's a triple-header metal concert.
How hard is the metal?
Where did you meet this guy?
So we met over social media.
And, but how?
I mean, did he see a picture of you and just slide into the DMs?
Did you guys have a lot, both like a certain pay?
I don't know.
What happened?
So we both like a certain band.
We kind of just started talking and bonding over that, over our concert experience.
Can you tell me the band?
I feel like we're being, like, hiding the band here.
So it's Blackville Brides, Motionless and White, and Ice Man Kills.
Yeah, you spoke Rosetta Stone.
I don't know that language, though.
Did she say Ice Man Kills?
Will you say it slow so I can totally be freaked out by the names?
Blackvale Brides
Black Vail Brides
Okay
Motionless and white
Motionless and white
No motionless
Motionless
And white means dead basically
Motionless and white
What?
That's crazy
I'm freaked out by having you on the phone right now
Okay go ahead
Hey can you pull up a song by motionless and white
Ray that doesn't have any bad words
Go ahead Rebecca
The last band is Ice Man Kills
Ice Man Kills
Okay, see.
Ice 9, like the number 9.
Oh, Ice 9 kills.
Okay.
So you two are going to go and watch these three bands together.
And you haven't met them yet.
So what is the question that you have that can help you with?
What do you think this is a good idea?
Okay, so.
Should I need him first?
I think a concert, a public concert, aside from these bands being something I don't understand because I'm not in the metal at all.
and all of the band names skitter me,
much less I've not heard anything they do.
I think a concert, a public outdoor concert
is a great place to actually meet someone for the first time.
Because if you're around to other folks,
there's only so much stabbing you can do, you know?
So that's it.
Now, he was like, hey, we're going to go watch
motionless white killer or whatever the name is.
And then we're going to stay at my house after.
And let's go to my house first.
before we go out to the show,
I'd be like, that's kind of freaky.
Yeah, because no one's there.
Because no one's there.
I think...
What's this?
Motionless and white.
Let me hear this one.
No, fun, I like it.
It's not bad.
I mean, the prisoner by my own hands.
I mean, the words are weird.
but I like it. That's not metal.
That's not too heavy. That's like death metal?
Does it ever turn to that screamo stuff?
Rebecca?
Sometimes.
Yeah, turn it up. Let me hear a little more of this.
I've heard this before. It was called Lincoln Park.
This sounds just like Lincoln Park. It really does.
I've heard it. Yeah. It had a different name 10 years ago.
Okay, so I think you're good. I think to meet somebody in public place for the first time's awesome, honestly.
And that's all. I just wouldn't go anywhere.
not public until you feel completely comfortable.
Awesome.
Okay?
Thank you so much.
And listen, you can always tell by their internet, you know, the pictures, you know, you can get a good feeling if they're a weirdo or not.
Can you?
Yeah, yeah, mostly I can.
How long have they been chatting?
Since like March.
Okay, that's a long time.
Yeah, you're good.
Go have a good time.
Stay in a public place.
Motionless and white, not so bad.
No.
Yeah.
Better than I expected.
Yeah, me too.
All right.
Have a good day, Rebecca.
You too, thanks, guys.
All right, see you later.
We need to update this story.
News update.
It's just in.
Lunchbox loves the lottery, so our goal was to have them be in a state, any state.
We've been pitching to everybody.
Any state to be one of the scratch-off ticket people.
Oh, my goodness.
Let's go.
Everything from do the commercials.
Yeah, let's go.
To be on the ticket.
Can you imagine walking into the convenience store and you see me on a lottery
ticket? Oh, that would be incredible. I never knew that was possible. Let's go. So, Scoobah, Steve,
can you kind of walk us through the process? Like, how long ago did you start with this idea of getting
lunchbox on a ticket or on a commercial promoting the lottery? When I noticed he had just had this
obsession with the lottery. I'm like, this is the guy that needs that not only have a lottery ticket,
but hopefully win one one day. So that's where we kind of took this idea and went to several
different states that we are popular in with our show. So over a year. I mean,
It's been over a year you guys are working on this.
Man, you've been grinding scuba.
I like it.
I like it.
And so basically, you just need to be famous in the area,
especially like Wisconsin has Luke Combs doing his.
Doing that one.
We just need somewhere where people like lunchbox enough to be the face of the ticket.
Correct.
Okay, so how did the calls go?
So of the 50 states that we have here in the United States of America,
two of them are interested.
That's good.
Hey, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
All you need is one.
Exactly.
25%.
Do you want to say the two?
I can just say me.
One of them is Texas, which makes sense.
Woo!
Let's go!
And then Kansas.
Oh, yeah.
That's where I was born.
Let's go.
So what is the update on?
It would be a scratcher.
And we would do like my lucky numbers.
No, no, you don't do that.
Just be happy that you could possibly be on anything.
Don't start putting rules on games you don't own.
I was going to call it lunches lucky numbers.
What would you call it lunches though?
No one knows who.
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox is.
No, no, no. So, Scoob, where is that now?
So there's different versions of the pitch, but the basics of it is just getting his own scratcher.
But it could be as big as where he's got like, you know, life-sized cutouts of himself in the gas stations holding his lottery ticket.
I love it. I love it.
It would be a limited release. And if it does well, it could be a permanent stable in their lottery system.
Oh my gosh. People would flock to the gas stations. People would drive from states over just to get one.
The grand prize? A haircut.
You need one.
That's rude.
No, no, that's what the person wins.
I need one, too.
I can use it.
When will we know something?
The last time I had contact was about a month ago.
A month?
What do we do it?
It's slow.
You can't force people into making decisions on the things that they own.
For example, this Luke Combs song's been out for a while now.
It's over a year.
Think about that.
Yeah, when it rains a porz been out for probably two years.
Yeah.
That's it.
So we will let you know.
We didn't want to tell you.
Oh my gosh.
We wanted to tell you.
That is awesome.
Nothing about it.
That song is on 2017, by the way.
We wanted to tell you nothing about it because we don't want to get your hopes up and then crush you.
But everybody's been working pretty hard to make it happen for you.
That is so cool.
I'm going to text my wife.
There we go.
It's not happened yet.
Why don't you just tell her later?
I'm going to get my own scratch off ticket.
The last time he did this, he was getting a movie roll.
Uh-huh.
You remember that?
Yeah!
I text her.
Okay.
That is so crazy.
The top five TV shows with the most Emmy nominations,
because it came out yesterday.
Just wanted to see if anybody watches any of these shows.
And number five with 17 nominations on HBO Hacks.
And I watch it.
It's good.
Yeah, I watch it.
It's loosely based on Joan Rivers, very loosely.
And the woman from designing women, how I know her,
is that comedian.
It's her.
It's her life of being old and killing it.
And they're like, yeah, you're kind of too old now.
She has to kind of figure it out again.
Number four.
Only murders in the building.
Yes.
I watched that on Hulu.
It's really good.
Except for the occasional bad word, it's a pretty wholesome show.
It's oddly so wholesome with an occasional left bomb.
And you're like, you wish there was a version you could just go mute the F so kids could watch.
Because Martin Short, Steve Martin, are so funny.
They're so funny.
Number three, HBO's White Lotus.
I never watched it.
It's a good one, dude.
Really?
Yeah, it's really good.
And it's one season, boom, you'll love it.
Number two, Ted Lassow got 20 nominations for the season.
Which I thought, is this season three?
Right, Mikey?
That was two.
It was two. It's two going to be three.
Three is the final one.
I can't wait.
You know, I thought that two was really good than weak and then got good again at the end.
I didn't think it was as good as one, but one hit me from a spot where I wasn't expecting it to be good.
So it left a bigger impression.
But still really good.
Got it.
They're probably rewarding season one with this cycle.
And then finally Succession got 25, which is a great show.
You guys love that one.
Yeah, and we watched the first four or five episodes.
We're like, this is not for us.
But we hung in there.
By the end of the first season, which we invested a lot because everybody kept saying it was so good.
We hated all of our friends because they told us to watch it.
We're like, it's so stupid.
This show is not good.
Oh, oh, it is real good.
Yeah, so we love Succession.
That's the number one.
Squid Game got 14 nominations.
It is the most ever for a foreign language show.
There's so many nominations here.
How did Breaking Bobby Bowens not get a nomination?
It's not on there?
They're just passing out crap.
Huh. Look further down. It's not down there?
Let's see. No, there's Kid Rock's YouTube channel.
Oh, did you check?
And I didn't get one.
Breaking Bobby Jones?
That's not on there.
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I saw a picture of Kim Kardashian and she's on a beach and it looked like her butt was smaller
and Kim Kardashian has a voluptuous boutet. Yes. And I asked my wife, I was like, hey, what happened? And
She thought that she had taken out her...
Implants?
Yes.
Like her...
She's like, I think...
So that happened, and I thought to myself,
what about all those people that were mimicking her
that also got the same procedure done?
Because they wanted to have that.
And all of a sudden, they're like, uh-oh,
I have this and what, it's not cool now?
I didn't know she got implants.
So she got implants to make...
She denied she has implants.
Okay, well, regardless,
the...
Mike, what you looked that up,
I do believe from what I have heard
that there was some...
Uh,
additions.
Yes.
Yes.
Uh,
there's a model who spent almost $600,000 on surgeries to turn herself into Kim Kardashian.
And now she's having to pay another $120,000 to get out of that because she's trying to
change some of the looks.
Now think about that.
She spent $720,000 on surgery.
And part of that is to lose some of what she spent the money on.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Uh, here we go.
In 2016,
After years of denying that she had her buttocks cosmetically enhanced,
Kim admitted that she did have butt injections.
So yes, she did.
Oh, injections.
Whatever that meant.
So the rumor that Kim Kardashian had butt implants is as old as time itself,
but it just keeps going on.
There are some good picks.
That being said, there were pictures on the beach and her butt was a lot smaller.
But then it was like a lot of people will emulate these stars and do what they do and get the surgeries they get.
And then what if they change their butt though?
And all of a sudden, you're like, dang, it's like when a ball player changes numbers,
you bought their jersey.
I know, even just when they changed the teams.
Yeah, except like that one doesn't hurt as much.
Physically doesn't hurt as much.
You just got to go buy another jersey.
Michigan Lottery Club wins $1.8 million after playing for 20 years.
A Janice County Lottery Club won $1.85 million.
After playing it, they've been playing it for over 20 years.
The crew, they want to be anonymous, and it doesn't say how many.
Like, I'm always interested in how many people.
And they say four or five, six.
They're kind of floating around on how much.
So max six people.
So six people,
1.85.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I mean,
they're each going to have,
so 18 divided by six is...
Three.
So they're each going to have,
if it's six,
you know,
$300,000 or so.
It's pretty good.
Us, guys,
I'm telling you,
this could be us.
But split in half,
they're going to have
$2.10.
Okay?
Yeah.
This could be us.
If you guys would dedicate yourself.
You'd take them 20 years to win?
And their odds, every single time they lost, did not get any better.
Your odds don't get better the more you play.
I understand, but if you show dedication, if we were as a team and we would do this every drawing,
you never know what could happen.
And we could be in the news just like this.
But you guys want to come in.
Oh, jump in, jump in, jump in.
We do it for fun, not because we're trying to actually invest our money to win money in the lottery.
You always say you've got to be dedicated.
Not the lottery, not in a game of luck.
I think you'd be better at being dedicated in playing craps or poker.
because you could actually learn those odds and play depending on it,
then you would play in the lottery.
Flight attendant mistakes Simone Biles for a child.
She shared a story where Simone Biles on an airplane
and she just saw her.
I was like, hey, would you like a coloring book in crayons?
And it's Simone Biles, an Olympic gold medalist,
one of the greatest to ever do it for America.
I've met Simone because she did Dancing with Stars.
Oh, yeah.
She's probably four foot seven or four foot eight.
Okay, that's little.
Yeah, and you would think she was much younger.
And without, like when you see her face and you talk to her, she's obviously an adult.
But just by how tall she is, you think it's a child or maybe not a child.
You think it's a young kid.
Well, if she's wearing like a hoodie or something, you know, where you can't see her face or whatever,
you probably assume like, oh, they're little, so that's a kid.
She's 25 years old.
And then another crew member delivered her an alcoholic drink.
Oh.
Can you imagine you see them take like a whiskey?
Wait a second.
You're like, wait a minute.
But yeah, she was really nice.
But I can understand how someone at that height could be confused for a kid.
Pretty funny, though.
A woman buys a $7 thrift shop purse, finds $300 inside with a note.
She gone viral because she shared the story.
I mean, I think probably the story here is she bought a coach bag for $7.
Oh, not bad.
I mean, more than $300.
That's a steal.
But she said she bought this bag for $6.99 at the Salvation Army.
She was going to clean it up.
And inside the bag was an envelope with $300.
in cash. The previous owner who signed the note, Martha, stated she carried the bag around every day
after her husband's mistress left it in her house when she got home early one day and surprised them.
Quote, I have three children. They will give my things to goodwill when I die, so I'm putting
their inheritance inside all of my favorite things.
Quote, I came home early from a visit to my parents' house in Connecticut. She must have left
quickly because she forgot her bag and shoes. I carried it daily. I'm giving it away because
my kids don't want it, so go buy yourself a new bag. Wow. Wow. That's from the New York Post.
There was some pains she went through before she died.
For sure.
And then a little bit of like, that story has just lived and sat there until someone found it and announced being shared.
And I think I'm going to do a couple of voicemails before I get to this call.
This is Brenda in Mobile, Alabama, who left us a voicemail last night.
I am calling about the pre-cell for the B team for your show.
I went on CMA Theater.com, entered the pre-shell.
code and zero came up nothing. No access to anything. So I was wondering if there's a pre-sale at all.
She sounds angry. Yeah, it's not so today. Oh, she was the day early. Yeah. And I didn't know the code. The code goes out today if you're on the B-Team newsletter. And so the
tickets go on sell Friday. But yeah, there's nothing right now. You went to the store before it opened.
And you looked in and you're like, why isn't somebody in this store? They're not ready yet. They're not open yet.
Yeah, but today is the pre-selling Friday tickets going sell for my show is August 12th and 13th.
I would love it if you come.
Here is Megan from Austin.
So yesterday, my husband and I just found out that we're pregnant and we haven't told anyone yet, but I couldn't keep it a secret.
And so I just had to call and tell my friends.
Anyways, wish us luck.
First, good luck.
That's awesome.
Congratulations.
And this you told us.
Yeah, secondly, I hope.
Megan is not your name.
I hope you use a fake name.
Because they're going to recognize your voice.
I mean, if I were listening to this and I heard my friend Megan who lived in Austin on the radio, I'll be like, you're pregnant?
So, congratulations.
That's really awesome.
Quickly, let's go to Wes in Mississippi who wants to say something.
Hey, Wes, you're on the Bobby Bone Show.
What's going on?
Hey, good morning, Bobby.
Morning studio.
Morning.
So I had a question in regards to lunchbox and his lottery ticket.
So I'm wondering if you guys have looked into whether or not he will actually be allowed to play or win the lottery.
And if he's not allowed to, which is more important, having his own lottery ticket or being able to play and potentially win.
Yeah, that's a good point.
And for those that are just listening to the show, we've been working on this for over a year.
Scuba Steve has been really heading this, but we're trying to get lunchbox his own scratch off.
Like, you can scratch lunchbox his butt.
It's him and whatever it is, right?
Scratch off ticket.
And we told him today that two states are mildly interested.
No more than my don't say mild.
Texas and Kansas.
And so as we talk and hopefully negotiate with them, he's like, oh, I cannot believe it.
But this is a great point because you probably wouldn't be able to play while you were on a ticket.
I wouldn't be able to play that ticket correct.
No, not the ticket, but I would think that I'm not sure.
I think maybe you could still play the, I don't know, though.
We have to find out.
But let's say they say no lottery.
No lottery for one year if you're going to be on this scratch off for 90 days.
What do you do?
See, why do you do this?
No, this could be your real scenario.
Yeah, so what do you do?
I really, I would have to talk this.
I mean, this is going to take time to think about.
What is your instinct?
That tell them to kick rocks.
Who's them?
The lottery.
Which ones?
The one that wants to put me on the ticket.
So you would play and not win, and who cares, over getting your face on a scratch.
That's the, because he's thinking he's going to win the big one.
And there's no chance to win the big one if his face is on a lot.
Okay, I got it. I already know it. I'll tell them, give me the ticket. I want the ticket, and I will have my neighbor play the lottery for me.
That's crazy. It'll be easy for me. I'll set out the lottery to get my face on and scratch you off. That's awesome. It's the easiest. Yes, that's more money. I don't know if you're going to pay for it. But that's the easiest money. That's cool for the rest of your life. You remember that.
Yeah. All right. That's a good question, Wes. I appreciate that. And if we get to that point, we'll address it. But it's a good problem to have if it happens.
Absolutely. And my wife is super pumped.
You don't have it.
I text her and she goes,
OMG, that is awesome.
Oh, boy.
We told you they were mildly interested,
and you told your wife you have it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wes, thanks, buddy.
Have a good day.
Yep, thank you as well.
Lobby Bone Show.
Boney of the day.
This story comes with us from Manhattan, New York.
Three women were out to dinner,
and they'd been drinking, eaten when they ask for some extra sauce.
And they say,
Oh, you know, for extra sauce, it's $1.75.
The women lose it.
They start trashing the restaurant, growing things.
One waiter got hit in the head with a plate.
Got a cut on his eye that cost $20,000 worth of damage.
Wow.
I would have loved to have been there for that and recorded that.
Just to watch it?
That had gotten a lot of views on TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
That had been a good one.
Wow, they must have really been wasted.
And probably like rich and snooty and used to get in their way, right?
It has to be, but yes, they were all intoxicated and it was around 4 a.m.
Mm-hmm.
4 a.m.
Dang, dude.
That's not a Waffle House?
No, it was Luddlo Street Bell fries on Manhattan's Lower East Side, whatever the heck that
means.
All right.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
I was looking at Elon Musk's tweet and he's like, hey, we shouldn't elect a president over
69.
There should be an age limit.
I've said it for a long time.
We shouldn't have a president that can't watch a toddler.
Like, I think that should be the rule.
If we put a toddler in the room with you, could you watch that toddler for 24 hours?
Do you have the energy, the capacity?
Can you have the, if you can't, nope, you can't run.
That's funny.
Because, and I get it, the president now is old, Trump's old.
We shouldn't be electing anybody.
If we have to worry about that specific, just that number, driving.
Oh.
I agree with them.
I don't think you should be able to run.
And now if you turn 69 or 70 in office, let's say you're 68.
Great.
You know what?
You got in just under the wire.
I am such a big believer in.
We want to allow a 12 year old to be president.
Why not?
They're too young.
And what happens with us, our brains, we develop, we grow.
We're not all there as the kids.
And slowly we get to a point.
And then we have it until we don't.
And then it goes backward.
And then we start to lose it as we get a lot older.
Right.
We turn into kids.
again. Yes. Ever seen Benjamin Buttons? Ever heard of it? Yes. Great movie, dude. Exactly. So, yeah, I was with them. I agree. Now, listen here. Age of
inauguration, Biden, 78. Are you kidding me? Trump, 70. Reagan, 69. William Henry Harrison, 68. He's the last, he's right at the line.
But the three of them, Biden, Trump, and Reagan all were so old. I didn't realize that.
basically 70 when they go into
and you have to be able to do
all of this different kind of stuff
so I'm total pro that
and I've insulted both parties and that I'm okay with
nothing wrong with that
nothing wrong with being fair
long as you insult everybody equally
but yeah we shouldn't have a president
be that old
when they're that old do they go to bed like at six
like old people do
they're the president they got late meetings
are they ever actually not in bed
even when they're up
aren't they always kind of half tired
and have sleep
So saw him tweet that
Who do you think, by the way, is the youngest
President to get inaugurated?
John F. Kennedy.
No.
Go ahead.
Barack Obama.
You're both wrong, actually.
So John F. Kennedy was second at 43 years
and 236 days.
I got second.
Barack Obama was 47 and 169 days.
The youngest was actually,
Theodore Roosevelt, at 42 years,
32 days was his inauguration.
So youngest, Roosevelt, Kennedy, Clinton,
Ulysses S.
Grant, Obama, and Grover, Cleveland.
I didn't know that.
A little fun fact for you today.
All right, that's it.
Thank you guys for being here.
Let's go over to Morgan.
Morgan, what's on the podcast?
You all share the things you want to do before you die.
Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty, it wasn't morbid.
No, it's fun.
Yeah.
Something to look forward to.
And you guys are lucky I didn't put
Be on the Air in Atlanta as one of mine.
Because I've been told that for like 100 years
and it's still has never happened.
Not having it.
But I thought I'm not going to do that.
So, didn't make the list.
Yeah.
What else, Morgan?
Lunchbox tried to put sunscreen on some strangers.
That's weird.
It was weird.
It makes you feel like this.
That cringe feeling?
Yes.
Yes.
And Amy got an email about lunchbox that we had to address.
Yeah, that's true.
All right, that's it.
Hey, do we put this segment on the podcast where we talk about what's on the podcast?
I like that.
We usually cut that part.
Yeah.
We should leave it in because it's just, what is that?
Inception.
It almost feels like that, where they're hearing about what they already heard.
If you like that strategy?
that I'm down for it. Let's try it.
I think it's funny. I never get that far on the podcast.
Usually in the podcast, if I listen back to the show, I get to the part where I'm like,
hey, everybody, welcome to the show.
Turn it off. Didn't mean to click that button.
I hate that guy.
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