The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Bobby Chokes Down a Slice of Humble Pie in NYC + 2 Truths and A Lie + How Much Did We Win in the Lottery?
Episode Date: July 27, 2022Bobby shares a humbling story that happened to him while he was doing press in New York City for his new show “Snake in the Grass”. We play a round of 2 Truths and a Lie with Listener Katy. Can yo...u spot what member of the morning show is lying? No one won the big jackpot…but did we win any money in our lottery pool? Lunchbox gives us the update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Wednesday show.
Morning studio.
Morning!
We haven't had a winner yet and two truths in the light.
We've got all this money to give away and nobody's won yet.
So another $5,000 is coming up in a little bit.
I get really disappointed when they don't win.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, and in regular games, I don't get that disappointed because it's like a beanie baby I signed.
That's a lot of money, man.
The silver lining, though, is that it sweetens the pot at the end.
Yes.
But I mean, yes, I feel that too.
But only one person wins that.
I know.
I know.
I know.
So we'll do it in a little bit.
We'll do it again.
I do want to do some reviews here because people are always like,
what are you watching?
What movie was good?
And I'll go first.
I did finish the bear on...
You finished it?
Hulu.
Yeah.
It's a 30-minute show.
It's about a chef.
His brother commits suicide and he has to go take over the restaurant.
And I'll leave it at that in the description.
I only watched it because Caitlin said the picture looked good on the,
all the little highlight.
Watch this, watch that.
But watched it.
It was great.
I thought it's pretty good to start.
we got to the eighth episode, I was fully in.
It is stressful at times.
It's super sad.
It makes you feel good.
But the bear is really good.
Anyone else finished with it?
No, I'm about episode three.
I love it.
Are you the only one watching it?
I guess.
I love it, but it's a lot.
But it gets better.
They're in this restaurant environment and they're yelling so much.
So I give the bear four out of five, ding ding ding bells when the word is ready.
That's good.
Yeah, four out of five bells.
Not bad, chef.
Yeah, thank you, chef.
Thank you, Chef.
Amy, you saw Thor.
Yes, love and thunder.
The new one.
We went to the movie theater.
I thought it was better than I expected.
My son liked it the most.
He gave it four hammers out of five.
And my daughter and I gave it like three, three and a half.
So he didn't love it.
I liked it more than I thought.
I would go with them.
Like, I'm glad I went.
You liked it?
It's a great one, dude.
Well, if she doesn't like superhero movies, though, it's love them.
There you go.
I like superhero movies.
We're not insulting you.
I'm just saying.
Oh, I know.
Okay.
Well, I don't know that I would say great.
But was it so funny?
Were you laughing the whole time?
I just caught off guard at how humorous it was.
You wanted your Thor serious.
I get it.
Yeah.
She likes her Thor, mean, and serious.
No, it was rom-com for sure.
I thought they did a great job, but three and a half, not bad.
What happened when you went to the movie theater?
Well, we got there 25 minutes late.
From the movie starting or you missed the previews?
Miss the previews.
Did you watch the movie?
All of it.
In my opinion, we timed it just.
Right. You saw the very beginning of the movie. Yes. But you know, when you order the tickets online, you reserve your seats. And I picked out prime seats. Like they were good. And then when we got there to sit down in time for the movie, someone was in our seats, but it's already dark. The previews are going. And we have like popcorn, Coke, all the things. We're trying to sit down. And I just didn't want to be awkward and ask people to move. And I felt as though since I was late, I guess they figured we weren't coming. So they took our seats. So I had to go find us other seats.
You bought those tickets and you can go in at any time.
For the duration of that movie, those are your seats that you paid for them.
Well, I didn't have the guts to say that.
Okay, but you would have been in the right had you said that.
I would have.
You own those seats.
You have rented them.
You own that space until that movie is over.
So, yes.
So they were totally in the wrong for taking my seats.
Well, don't get mad at me.
I didn't do anything.
Did you have good seats?
They weren't bad.
They weren't as good as they were going to be.
Maybe that's, she'd given it four if she wouldn't sit right underneath the screen.
Yeah, maybe.
And finally, Mike, movie Mike, you watched The Grey Man on Netflix?
Yeah, with Ryan Gosling.
Does that the big action movie?
Yeah.
Him with Chris Evans.
Good?
I thought it was really good.
I'm a really big Ryan Gosling fan, and it's a big, dumb action movie, so I loved it.
Dumb as in just really dumb, or as there's some kind of plot?
There's some plot to it, but it moves right along, doesn't waste any time,
but you don't really have to think a lot while you're watching this movie.
The Grey Man was going to be released in theaters for a while, I heard?
Yeah, it was half in theater.
and then just full-on Netflix.
Do we like Netflix now?
Yeah.
I never stop like this.
I'm fine, right?
I know.
I think, are we really ever going to get rid of Netflix?
I don't say we're getting rid of it, but it's just not when I'm like, what's the one?
It's just not Netflix.
No, it's definitely not the one for me.
What about you, Movie, Mike?
For movies, I really like HBO Max.
They have a lot more.
Yeah.
You know, Peacock's got a lot of movies on it, too.
Older movies, too, yeah.
All right, so The Grey Man, what do you give it?
I give it four out of five Assassins.
Wow.
Four out of five for Movie Mike.
That's good.
That's some serious numbers right there.
All right, so there we go.
We reviewed it for you.
The bear, I gave it four.
Amy Thorg, she gave it three.
Three and a half, but my son gave it four.
No, you said three, three and a half.
Then we peer pressure with you and now you moved it up.
And someone stole your ticket, so.
Yeah.
And then the gray man might give it four and that's on Netflix.
All right, there are reviews to start the show.
Go watch that.
Appreciate you.
But listen to us first.
It is time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on your.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailback. Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
Two weeks ago, I loaned a friend of mine $750 to get her a car fixed.
She was in a real jam and stressed out about the money, so I loaned it to her.
Now, she claims she's broke.
But in the last two weeks, I've seen her wearing three pair of new shoes and a few other things I hadn't seen on her before.
She hasn't mentioned the money to me.
It hasn't made any effort to pay me back.
What should I do?
How long should I wait to expect her to start making payments?
Can I demand it back all at once?
Signed.
Samantha.
Well, I think the first, the learning moment is, if you're going to loan somebody money, two things.
One, you just, especially if it's somebody close to you, it's hard to expect it all back
because you have to go, well, let's say I don't get it back.
Am I not going to be their friend anymore?
That's a lot of money.
But you got to kind of brace yourself for either a stressed friendship or not getting
the money back because one of the two is probably going to happen. So, okay, your brace there.
Two, you got to set the rules before you give the money. You got to say, okay, here's a $750 you
ask for. When can you pay me back? And if that's not acceptable, her answer, you say, well, this is how
I'd like this. Once you've agreed upon that, then you give the money. So you didn't do that.
You can't go back and fix it at this point. But anybody else listening or her, if you're loaning
money and you do want it back, you have to set the guidelines for how you're in when you're going
to get it back. Okay, all that to the side.
You also can't judge her on her shoes or anything that's going on with her.
You can't, you loaned her the money, how she lives her life with what, that's her business.
Now, what I would do if I were you, I definitely wouldn't go, hey, I saw you wearing those new shoes.
Let me get somebody that money.
You say, hey, just curious on when you think you could pay me back.
It just leave it pretty open.
And you don't go and you're not aggressive.
Like, hey, just checking in.
Hey, I hope that money was enough to get your car fixed.
let me know whenever you can pay me back because
I'm in no great place financially either
okay so now she knows
and now she will tell you what her plan is
and then you gotta kind of work from there
but you didn't tell her beforehand there are no rules
she may plan 2027 she may plan when the new Marvel movies come out in like three years
I don't know what a plan is you got to state that early
but now you've got to go to her with no aggression
because if you're aggressive and she's like yeah she may never talk to you again
you're just out of $750 you're out the money you'll never get it back
So now you've got to be sensitive with it
You can send her a VINmail request
Just randomly
Oh, that's good
Just send her for 50 bucks
Be like first installment
That way you don't have to talk about it
I love not to have new stuff face to face
I love being a coward
So you just go
50 bucks please
And then
Do that
And then she calls you back
And it's like I don't have it
But you have to
You have to have that conversation
Or you're never going to get it back
And stop judging her based on her shoes
You know what money
She's put that on
She could rob somebody
Yeah but she has the money
I don't know that she has the money
I don't know her life.
I hear you about another new.
Maybe she bought them before.
He's only wearing them, you know?
Yeah.
You just got to have this conversation before you loan the money.
Samantha, I'm sorry this happened.
I think you'll get it back.
Send a Venmo request for 50 bucks.
Then have the conversation.
That's a good idea.
That's what I say.
All right, there you go.
That's the mail bag.
Hope I can help you there.
Thank you for sending it.
We've got your email and we've read it on the air.
Now it's time to close Bobby's mail bag.
Yeah.
All right, Amy.
What's happening? My friend has a teenage son. He's about 13 and she said that girls are texting his phone nonstop.
And I got to say, he is pretty cute. I know he's 13, but like I can tell the girls are probably really attracted to him.
Why can she say that? Why can she say that? I know because Eddie, if you said that, it would be a game over.
Yeah, it began over. First of all, I would never say that. Never. Yeah. Right. Yes. But it is different.
Right. Eddie would be canceled. I mean, he'd be canceled. We don't even remember him anymore. If you said that, I would,
But Amy says it, they're like, I didn't really know you.
We were never really friends.
It was all fake.
If you just said that,
Nope.
I don't know who that is in the picture, Photoshop.
Let me tell you what.
I'd never say that.
Yeah, please don't.
Okay, so Amy, there's a hot 13-year-old.
Go ahead.
She takes his phone up at night, and that's just been their rule ever since he got a cell phone.
But now that it's kind of, he's getting a little older,
she's noticing these girls are texting him at all hours.
They'll come in at 10 p.m. 11 p.m. midnight on, like, in week.
nights and she's just perplexed by the whole thing because she doesn't understand why these
girls just don't have any boundaries or rules with phone or parents haven't enforced them at all
and they can just and they're just boy crazy right now and texting him you should tell her that
you understand why he's getting all these texts yeah she she agrees that he's cute to is this
happening no one's texting him no is that no lady's texting him yet uh-uh he's got a couple
buddies that he texts with but no not that i know of i'll check his phone to
day and see, but I don't think so.
Your daughter, is she texting boys?
No, no.
There's a few that she has
communicated with, but I can
re-check the text and I see, and I
try to make sure she's not going
overboard, like, don't be, because I
remember, like, we used to call,
I mean, it wasn't texting, we'd call on the landline
and, you know, I mean, my girls would all be together
and we'd call, like, a boy we'd liked
or whatever, but it's just,
I was just surprised by the boundaries and girls
texting at midnight. You know what Amy like to
teenage boys.
Go ahead, Amy.
I get older, but they say the same.
All right.
All right, all right.
Weirdos.
All right.
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Juice are Eddie.
Tell me something good.
There's one of those planes pulling an advertising banner in Huntington Beach.
You know, they're pulling it says like, you know, free bikinis tonight, whatever.
Free bikinis?
That's just kind of what I came up with.
I've never seen free bikinis.
I've seen like two for one at the beach club.
Okay.
Okay.
So the plane's going and a big gust of wind comes down and the pilot starts losing control.
He's like, oh, no, I'm going to have to ditch.
So he goes right in the water.
The plane goes down.
for him. There's a lifeguard competition
going on over 100 lifeguards
right there, sees the plane go down.
And they're like, guys, let's go!
They all swam in the water. They all swam in the water.
They saved the pilot. He came out with minor injuries.
I bet you with that big banner, if it does get windy,
it's a different kind of pull than if you're just in the plane.
I've seen it. Because those are all with small planes anyway.
Dude, I've seen it before where like, it's not, it's barely moving because the wind is
so hard. Oh, you mean the plane? The planes just struggling.
Because they're not big planes either. Yeah.
They're small planes pulling a big old banner.
You ever seen that banner on the ground?
No.
It's a big banner.
Because up there, it looks like a Hershey Kisses rapper.
You know, the top little white thing.
Yeah.
But on the ground, it's actually, you know, gigantic.
All right, thanks to that group of lifeguards.
You think they're race?
You think it's like competition?
Let's see who can save them.
They were already in competition mode.
Like they get an extra bonus point for whatever, that challenge.
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That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Can you name the one.
famous country artist from the different states.
Oh yeah.
All right, so we've improved the game a little bit since last time.
That's what we do here.
We workshop these games.
So, if you miss it, by the way, you're out.
You're eliminated.
Okay.
You can not answer it, so remember that.
If you want three points, you can go blind, no multiple choice.
If you nail it, it's worth three points.
Ooh.
You can get one point if I give you three options and you get it.
But if you're guessing you're wrong, you're eliminated.
Okay.
Everybody good?
Yep.
Yep.
All right, let's play.
Up first, real quick.
Pennsylvania.
This is an example.
Who would it be?
Taylor Swift.
That's right.
You're going blind.
You got three points.
Three points for the win.
What?
I thought she grew up in Nashville.
She moved here as a teenager.
Pennsylvania.
Good luck, lunch, lunch,
so write your answers down because once you're in,
you have to write it down.
It's tough.
Here we go.
The most famous based on TV albums.
They have this whole formula.
No need to go into it.
Georgia.
Does anyone want to go blind for three points?
No.
Oh, there's too many.
There's a lot of them.
It's way too many.
Okay.
Multiple choice from Georgia.
Who's the most famous?
Luke Bryan.
Jason Aldeen.
Tricia Yearwood.
Or Alan Jackson.
Oh, my dear.
For one point.
Eddie said pass.
I'm passing.
I'm out.
Question.
Some of those,
are they tricky from Georgia?
Like, not really?
No, they're all...
I got a question.
Most famous.
Most famous.
Like...
Just most famous.
I can't know with them.
It's tough.
Exactly.
All your passing?
Yeah.
All right, the answer would have been.
Alan Jackson.
There's only five.
Kim?
Okay.
You guys gotta get some cuts.
Next up.
Massachusetts.
Don of Kennedy?
Who's from Massachusetts?
country singer from Massachusetts.
Oh, the boss.
He's a country singer.
Anyone want to go blind?
No.
I don't know a single one.
Jody Messina.
Aaron Lewis.
Emily Robeson from the Dixie Chicks.
Those are your three.
Now you can get one point.
Those are it.
What?
Jody Messina.
Aaron Lewis
or Emily Robeson from the Dixie Chicks?
I don't understand.
No, man.
Most famous country artist.
I'm,
Passed.
Pass, pass.
I'm passing.
Okay, the answer would have been Jody Messina.
I would have gotten it wrong.
I have more guts.
I'd have two points.
Have some guts.
I'd have two points.
Let's go to Tennessee.
What?
Is it everyone?
Who is the most from?
From?
Not moved here.
Not moved here.
Born here.
Like grew up here.
Okay.
That has to be her.
From Tennessee.
Does anyone want to get?
Go blind for three points.
No.
Hey, no guts, no glory, lunchbox.
You're on, lunchbox.
You're on three of five.
You can walk away.
Oh.
And I heard you say, is it her?
I just don't know she's born here.
Come on, man, where the guts.
Okay.
They're in my tummy.
Who wants to go blind?
Lunchbox?
No, I can't do it.
Amy?
I kind of thinking about going blind.
Go blind for three points.
If you want to.
Go.
Okay.
Tennessee.
Are you going blind?
Yes.
Okay, Amy's going on. Write your answer down.
We're going to also give them a chance here.
All right, guys, you want your multiple choice.
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Kelsey Ballerini.
Oh.
Dustin Lynch.
Kenny Chesney.
Oh.
Dolly Parton.
Oh.
That was who I had.
Dang it.
I'm in.
You are going to guess?
Yes.
Eddie?
That is who I had.
100% bones.
It's Dolly.
Lunch.
Dolly.
It's who I have, but I didn't know she was born here.
Amy.
you went blind. Amy?
I went blind with Dolly.
Wow.
Oh.
I should be killing this guy.
You know what?
Only two left.
Amy, you deserve that.
Thank you.
I have no guts today.
Arizona.
Who's the most famous country singer
from Arizona?
Bones, I would like to go blind.
Hold on.
All three are you going blind?
Well, then I might as well not.
If you already said it
Oh, I did.
Okay, I'm in.
Everybody's in?
God, why did everyone else go blind?
I got guts now.
I think we're all in the same.
After Amy got it.
From Arizona.
There's only one choice.
Everybody's in.
Only one.
Who do you guys have?
Dirk.
Spentley.
All right, here would have been your options.
Marty Robbins.
Dirk's Bentley.
Linda Ronstat.
Oh.
Waylon Jennings.
Whalen?
Hugh.
Whalen and Willie and William.
The answer.
was Wayland Jennings.
Dang.
He is from Arizona.
So everybody lost, and Amy won with three points.
She's a winner.
Left a girl in West Virginia
up there with that green grass.
You're telling me Dirtz hadn't sold more than
Waylon Jennings.
Waylon is a country music item.
More famous.
Yeah.
Last one.
You're already out, but let's do it for fun.
Just yelling if you know who it is.
California.
Eddie.
Eddie?
Merle Haggard.
Correct.
I turned 20.
So dumb.
So darned.
Merrill Haggard, John Party, Buck Owens, or Gary Allen would have been your options.
Mama tried.
Mama tried.
Oh, man.
Dang, dude.
Amy wins.
The country wins the game.
Good job.
Wow.
You guys.
She even missed a Dirks one, but she had some guts earlier.
This game is all about.
about guts and me and lunchbox had none.
Yeah, you're spine.
They're in a stomach.
Gosh.
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after they complained about an incorrect order.
Oh my goodness.
The lawsuit alleges that Taco Bell and its employees
displayed gross negligence and hiring negligence.
This is from USA Today
and seeks more than $1 million.
and damages. The incident, June 17th, they went through the Taco Bell drive-th. They received
their $31 order wrong three different times. They went into the restaurant to resolve the order,
and they were locked inside the restaurant by employees. The alleged attack occurred after the guy
came out and spoke to employees, and then he took this thing in boiling water and dumped it on them.
The employee briefly sets the pitcher on a counter as steam rises from it. Then the employee
picks up the pitcher and walks to the front of the counter, throwing the
water toward the people.
That's from Cairo 7.
That is crazy.
You would throw boiling water of people.
And I don't think that's Taco Bell's fault.
I'll be honest with you.
No, it's not.
That's a human, human, doing human, stupid human things.
But it makes me go, what's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
Amy.
Okay.
Stranger Things must be really good because a teenager was watching it while she was
driving and she veered into oncoming traffic and a semi-truck was headed straight
towards her and had to swerve quickly.
to miss her. She didn't end up crashing. Initially, she told the police, she doesn't really know what
caused it. She wasn't on her phone or anything. But when they went over to her car, Stranger Things
was still playing over the Bluetooth. And then she admitted to watching it on Netflix while she was
driving. That's crazy. That's crazy. And thankfully, the semi-truck driver was able to react quickly
because he would have squashed her. But even if you react quickly in a semi, that could kill you.
Yes. Listen, as someone who had to get their CDL and drive a semi, it sucks. It's hard. And you have to
move slowly and deliberately in those trucks or it could be really bad.
All right, say it.
Yeah, well, let's not watch TV while we drive.
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
They do have a new, I saw, you can plug it into your car and you can watch movies on the
inside on your screen.
That's legit.
We can't do that.
I know, I saw it on Instagram.
Okay.
I'd probably get it.
Sounds kind of cool, man.
I know, I shouldn't know.
All right, let's go over to Eddie, Eddie, go.
Man, so we found a tick on my sons.
This is a personal one, but it's on his head.
and he felt it, and we thought it was a skin tag,
but eventually it came out,
and nope, it was a tick.
So what do you do?
You got to go to the doctor.
So we went straight to the doctor and said,
we found this tick.
What's the deal?
And she was talking to our son because he's eight,
and I guess she felt like, you know,
he's good enough to understand stuff.
So he started talking about like,
it's okay, it's no big deal,
but there is a slight chance you could have gotten a deadly disease.
And he's like,
he starts freaking out.
I'm like, what? The doctor told your young kid.
Told him. Eight years old. You're okay for the most part, but there is a slight chance you could get a deadly disease from this.
So now my son's in there. He thinks he's going to die.
I can't believe they said that. I don't care if you're eight years old. I would have started crying if the doctor would have told me that.
You're also an adult. And you could go percentages like, hey look, 93% chance you got nothing.
Right. An eight year old? Yeah, that's crazy. He doesn't know what's going on. He thinks he's going to die.
So what did you do? Nothing. I'm like, okay, all right, we're good. We're good.
Don't, we'll just call, I'll call you later.
I told a doctor like, we'll talk later, text or whatever call, but we're done here.
Oh, gosh, yeah.
So you want to say, what's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
All right, lunchbox.
Man, this is awful, guys.
There's a guy walking in the Bronx.
He's going across the crosswalk when a car, boom!
Moes him over, the guy goes flying, crashes down on the street, unconscious.
The three people in the car get out and rob him of his stuff.
That's just terrible.
So they hit him on purpose,
knocked him out, and went through his pockets,
and it took his watch, his wallet, and everything out of his pocket.
That is so wrong.
All caught on camera.
Like, you don't need to knock me out.
Just ask me for my stuff.
Yeah, get a gun illegally and rob me.
Don't hit me with your car.
Don't hit me with your car.
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, it's crazy.
That's a bad people.
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
All right.
Well, you know, I always like that segment on paper.
It's always fun.
And then we do it, and I'm like, dang, I just,
That's good though. I like it. It's like what's wrong with people?
Oh my God. What's wrong with people?
Professional doctors.
All right.
My new show is Snake in the Grass.
So I have the lunchbox went to get the word out. What did you do?
I just went to random people out in public and I wanted to spread the word that, hey, snake in the grass.
And I mean, trying to bring up conversations with them.
Like one guy's on a walk and I just got to figure out some way, hey, how can I fit snake in the grass in there?
Oh, so you're, okay.
All right.
This is going to be a little cringy probably?
I'm the street team for Snake in the Grass.
Here we go.
Here's club number one.
Man, it's a hot one.
Yeah, it's like the Costa Rican jungle out here.
I'm telling you.
There's a new show on NBC.
Tuesday night, 10-9 Central, Snake in the Grass.
You've got to check it out.
You've got a promise.
I promise to watch Snake in the Grass.
I promise they'll try to watch Snake in the Grass.
All right.
If I find it.
Yeah.
Have a good one.
I would just think that guy's going to mug me.
If this guy did this, he's like,
sizing me up for some time.
All right, here's another one.
I just got to let you know, Tuesday night, 10-9 Central.
There's a new show.
It's called Snake in the Grass on NBC.
And I'm telling you, it's going to make your day.
You got to watch it.
What can I get you?
No, I'm just here to say,
I will watch Snake in the Grass, hosted by Bobby Bones.
I will watch Snake in the Day and hosted by Bobby Ball.
NBC, 10-9 Central, Tuesday.
Let me hear it.
NBC's 10, 9 central Tuesday.
I got you.
All right.
What's it called?
Snake Gray.
And what are we going to do?
Watch it.
All right.
That's all I got.
Have a great day.
Are you Bobby Bones?
I am not Bobby Bones, but I'm his hype man.
Bye-bye.
All right, Mike, man.
We like you.
Wait, you didn't buy anything?
No, is it?
Oh, my God.
We have to get something.
No, I'm just out promoting.
I'm not out spending my own money.
I'm out getting the work.
You just mess with their day.
Yeah, get a tea or watch.
or water or something.
You think you can tell when someone's lying?
Because there's a new show.
There's a new show on NBC on Tuesday night.
Right, right.
10-9 Central.
It starts this Tuesday called Snake in the Grass,
and you've got to pick out the liar.
Right.
And so I'm just hoping you're going to watch.
No, I'll be at word.
What time will come on?
10-9 Central.
Nope.
I be at word.
Oh, can you set your DVR?
I can't.
Say your DVR, 10-9 Central Tuesday.
It's called Snake in the Grass,
but it's hosted by Bobby Bones.
You promise you're going to watch it?
I promise I'm going to watch it.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
That's nice have you lunchbox
You're welcome, man
Tune in
You know that man
You got a street team
That's pretty cool
One person
I got a street guy
The Bobby Bowl show
Here's Amy's pile of stories
Bobby what's your number one news source
Twitter
Yeah that's a good one
Yeah Twitter
Or sometimes
Depending on what news source it is
I'll get notifications
From just a few
Like the networks I get
Because they're pretty unbiased
like ABC, CBS, NBC, but mostly Twitter.
Never Facebook.
I'm a never Facebooker.
Well, a lot of people are saying that they get their news,
mostly from, quote, people they follow.
Rather than news organizations.
And I thought, oh gosh, this is just not good.
And TikTok is rising as a new news platform for adults.
People are searching on TikTok,
depending on what age group,
almost or more than they do on Google.
Wow.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
Yeah. Don't take news from your buddy.
Even if your buddy's meat, don't take news from your buddy.
Get it from a reliable source that does not have a built-in bias.
And you know what networks already have what bias is.
Yes.
So I would try as much as possible to stay away from that when it comes to real news.
And now you want certain things fed to you. I get it. I do too sometimes.
But I'll stop talking about it. Go ahead.
Well, there's a list that was put out of things from the 90s that were very normal but are basically non-existent at this point.
Cassette tape, CDs.
Yeah, disposable cameras, getting those developed, the yellow pages, having to press, play and record at the same time.
The yellow pages still show the people's doors.
I know.
Because they sell those to advertisers.
They sell the inside of it for ads, so they continue to make them.
And then there's just a big brick, white, yellow, all the pages.
Being unreachable, like, everyone knows what everyone is doing and, like, there's always access to you.
Talking to your friend's mom to see if they're home and then calling a hotline.
to get like a movie show times or a weather report.
Yeah, I guess I used to call,
Welcome to Movie Phone.
Yes.
They tell you the times.
And I'd be like, you weren't quiet.
I didn't hear what time white man can't jump is going to play.
All right, what else?
Tim McGraw was talking about his bucket list,
and the top thing on the list might not be what you would expect.
It's simply to be a grandpa one day.
I think bucket list is being confused now with things I just want to do.
Like, I think some people are that's about a bucket list.
Well, that means you, right before you do.
die, like die, die, die.
Yeah.
Not just something you'd like to do.
Like, most people are like, my bucket list, get him a crib.
No, no, no, no, no before you die.
Not just something you'd like to do today.
You know, I think Tim McGrath will be a great, not a great grandfather.
But a really good grandpa?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Well, he said he can wait a minute because his daughters are only 25, 23 and 20.
You don't have to wait that many minutes.
Yeah.
25, 23.
Getting close.
Yeah, have at it.
All right.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Come on.
It's time.
for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay at home
something good.
Back in 2003,
Melanie from Arizona started having headaches,
and she's like,
man, there's something wrong.
She goes to the doctors,
and they said,
oh, you got a tumor on your brain.
Surgery.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, really?
Yeah, yeah.
But surgery, boom, tumor gone.
All good.
Well, a few years later,
guess what?
Headache start again.
Tumor back.
Surgery,
ah, take it out.
Her sound effects,
his sound effects for tumors,
Yeah, it's been weird.
I'm like, boom, gone.
I know, but then here's the problem.
It came back for a third time in 2017.
So she starts doing radiation this time.
And she starts losing her hair.
And she's like, I can take everything but losing my hair.
So her son said, you know what?
How about I grow my hair out?
And you can make a wig out of my hair.
And she was like, you're not going to do that.
So he grew his hair out for like a year.
And then he shaved his head and bam, they made a wig right on top of her head.
It's awesome.
You see the picture?
No, I didn't see the picture.
It grows. It's like light blonde. He's a good, tall, good-looking guy, like big dude.
And then he grew out this long, wavy Trevor Lawrence-type hair dude.
Does it look better than when I grew my hair out?
Like, was it like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything does. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he grew it out and then cut it off, and then she has it. It's awesome. Like, awesome.
And it's like long and wavy, too.
Oh. If I was a lady...
So that means he like went to, like, stylists, like curls.
No, it grew naturally. He didn't put curlers in there.
He has wavy hair.
He has wavy hair.
Oh, yeah, it's perfect.
Okay.
Awesome story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
We'll give somebody else a chance to win $5,000 coming up in two truths in a lie,
in the mailbag in a second.
I just loaned my friend money.
Can I ask for it back.
We'll get into that as well.
Let's go over and do the morning corny with Amy first.
The morning corny.
What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?
What?
Chicken.
It's chicken.
Okay, you're scared.
It's chicken.
Okay. Charity laugh.
That was the morning corny.
Okay, it's funny.
I do want to bring this up real quick.
I was looking at somebody's Instagram story, maybe Ray's, and there was some messaging going back and forth between Ray.
This is years ago, Ray and some girl that was in college.
And did you post this, Ray?
I have no idea, but this better be from about over eight years ago.
I think who posted it?
Well, the girl did.
Oh, did Ray repost it?
Well, I don't know.
I think she tagged.
At least I got tagged.
I saw it. We all got tagged in it.
We're raised like, I'll make you famous?
Yeah, he said, well, first he said, hey, are you 18?
Yeah, oh, okay, it is, right?
It's 2013.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's a long time ago.
But you're still creepy.
But let me read what happened here.
So, some girl posted and tagged all of us.
That's why I saw it there.
A DM exchange she added with Ray from 20.
2013, before you were married, before your wife was your girlfriend.
Cool.
He said he would make her the next Carrie Underwood.
What?
Ray said, where do you go to school?
She said, I'm a freshman in college.
Want to transfer to Texas State?
He said, gotcha.
You have fun at Texas State.
Or are you like 18?
She goes, yeah, I'm 19 in June.
He says, fun.
When you're ready to be the next Carrie Underwood, I'll make you famous, I promise.
Now, it's either really nice or creepy.
Because you didn't say anything specific.
What is it to you?
Nice or creepy?
I mean, that sounds creepy.
Are you sure that was me?
Man, that's a different person right there.
It says Cizan, but you read it very neutral.
It's funny how we read it differently,
because you just wanted to read it fast and get it over with because it has potential.
I didn't want to paint him in a picture.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Because it's old Ray.
It's not current last few years.
But maybe he just thought he would help her with her career.
But in a weird way, he was asking her if she's legal.
Yeah.
He's making sure.
Are you like 18?
I don't like it.
I think I ask for the radio purposes.
It's always good if they're 18, right?
Yeah.
Just in general.
I wondered how I saw that.
None of you guys saw that?
No.
No, I guess I skipped over that one.
The new and approved Ray is our guy, though.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
New and approved Ray.
Okay.
We don't do that anymore, though, right?
No, no way.
No chance.
Yeah.
No way.
On the phone is Katie.
She's going to try to win $5,000.
Let's play two truths and a lie.
Katie, could you use $5,000?
Yes, for sure.
All you have to do is pick which one of us is telling you a lie.
So I'll tell you a story.
Amy will tell you a story and lunchbox will tell you a story.
15 seconds or less.
The one that's not true, you just point your finger at it.
If you're right, $5,000.
Now, we're doing this because,
Snake in the Grass comes out on August 1st on USA Network
at 1110 Central, the show I'm hosting,
where you just got to find the liar on that show.
But first, let's find the liar on this show.
Here we go.
Up first, lunchbox.
One time I was on a Southwest flight sitting by the window
when Dan Rather sat on the aisle,
And luckily for me, no one sat in the middle.
So for our two-hour flight, Dan Rather and I talked about life.
And at the end of the flight, he's like, here's my email address.
Well, I was getting married a couple months later.
So I emailed him an invite to the wedding.
That's story number one.
I want to comment too much about it.
How do you feel about that?
Katie, feel pretty true.
I mean, he sounded pretty convincing.
He said it with some convictions.
No lies really seemed like they were being told.
but I'll have to see the other two stories to know for sure.
All right.
The alarm didn't go off with your story lunchbox.
Okay.
All right, I'm up next.
So I've been stung by a jellyfish before.
It happened the first time when I went to the ocean as a kid.
I saw something that I thought was a plastic bag floating in the water.
And where I grew up in the lake, there were plastic bags floating in the water constantly.
And when I went out to it and I got to it, it was a little too late.
It was a jellyfish.
It stung me on my back.
And so luckily, it was only on my back.
and instead of having my stepdad pour urine on it,
because that's what someone started yelling, pee on it.
I would not allow that to happen.
I just dealt with the pain.
So there was no peeing on the back.
Pain, plastic bag, jellyfish,
but I want to say it one more time, no urine on my back.
Okay.
This must have to be clear.
Okay, that is mine.
Amy, you're up next.
Well, George W. Bush once went up to my mom and said,
you must be Amy's mom.
You look just like her.
And my mom couldn't believe it.
He stuck out his hand, introduced himself.
And my mom thought that was kind of funny because she's like, obviously, I know who you are.
But I got to know him a little bit because I went to high school with his daughters and ran cross-country with Jenna.
And that's how he realized like, oh, we were all at an event together.
And he was like, that must be Amy's mom and just went and said to hide her when he was walking out.
All right.
That's all three facts.
So Lunchbox said on a Southwest flight
You said Southwest.
Southwest, I had a conversation with Dan Rather
and invited him to my wedding.
Amy was playing a game or something
and George W. Bush came up to her mom
and was like, you must be Amy's mom.
And I got stung by a jellyfish
and nobody peed on me.
I'm going to say that again.
I meant that to be clear in the notes.
All right, so you've heard three.
I'm going to do this first for you.
Katie, this is for $5,000 if you can name the lie.
Is there anyone that you think for sure is telling the truth?
I think Amy's for sure telling the truth because I'm a big listener to the show.
I know that she went to school with President Bush's daughters, so that one definitely checks out.
Are you locking Amy in as the truth?
I am.
I'm pretty confident.
Lock her in?
Amy, she put you on the truth.
Your story, is it true?
It is true.
It is true.
So anything else to tell you?
No. No, that's pretty much it. I just remember my mom thinking it was so funny that he actually
introduced himself. Were there secret service folks everywhere? Do you remember? Yeah, he had,
I don't know when you're governor, it's called secret. Yeah, he was running. After that, he ran for
president, but there was always, if you would come to campus, I mean, we went to a public high school.
They went to a very normal school. It wasn't, so he would come up to campus and he would have,
there would be just people kind of following him with those things in their ears so you would know they were
around or they would pick the girls up from school.
That'd be so cool.
Yeah.
All right.
So you got two people.
You got me and the jellyfish or lunchbox sitting on a Southwest flight next to Dan
Rather and he invited him to the wedding.
All right.
So talk it out here, Katie.
What are you leaning toward?
Well, I'm going to be honest.
I don't know who that is.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, I should tell her.
I think I could tell her who Dan Rather is.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dan Rather is a and was a world famous network news guy, like anchor.
He was a reporter back in the 60s and 70s, but massively famous.
Dan Rather, I mean, they don't really have those anymore, but yes, he was a very, very famous news anchor.
Okay.
Well, I see I'm having a hard time here, Bobby, because you included the detail about not wanting your stepdad, Arkansas Keith, to, you know, have any bodily fluids on you.
And you talked about growing up at the lake, which, you know, makes sense that you going to the beach.
Can you tell me what beach you were at?
No, I can't tell you that because you got the story, you know.
But the first, I can tell you where I was.
We went to Portland, Oregon.
It was the only time I'd ever been up there.
And then we drove out from there.
So I don't want to say the beach and be wrong, but it was in Portland, Oregon, and then we went from there.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to say lunchbox is lying.
Oh, okay.
So lunchbox, she did know Dan Rather.
was, but I've explained it. I mean, as famous as you could get in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s.
Like, he was on the network news, national network news constantly. On a southwest flight,
that is what would have made me a little suspect. Like, why would Dan rather,
millionaire, millionaire, being on a southwest flight? And there was an empty seat.
Nobody even sat next to him? See, that to me would have, I'd have been sniffing that out.
And they talked the whole two-hour flight. Eddie, do you know the answer? I do not.
Okay, so you have no inside knowledge. Nope, no inside knowledge. Who do you think is the liar?
This is a tough one.
I feel like I've heard
lunchbox's story before.
I think you're the liar.
Oh, no.
But I'm not 100% sure.
I'm just picking.
If I were playing, I'd pick you as a liar.
She's locked in.
The lunchbox is the liar.
Well, we'll let it be dramatic for a second.
Then I'll say, well, the liar, please reveal themselves
and whoever it is, say you're the snake.
We'll do the show in here, too.
All right, here we go.
Would the liar, the snake, please identify.
themselves. I'm the snake
allied. No.
No. No.
Yeah, I didn't go to the beach. I never sold the ocean
until my 20s. You liar.
I didn't. I don't like the beach. I don't like so I was swimming the ocean.
I had none of it. None of that.
Man, I felt like she was going to be on to you. You oversold
the pee thing. I thought she was going to be on that. Or did I sell it just right.
Which apparently I did.
Yes. Not oversold if it works.
I sold it just right.
Okay. No one's getting paid.
So here's what's happened.
Here's what's happened.
happened. First, USA's new competition reality show, Snake in the Grass, gives four contestants
a chance at $100,000. The only catch you have to find out which one of them is sabotaging their
every turn. If they fail, the snake leads with all the money. Spot the lies. Catch the snake.
Win the cash. Snake in the grass premieres August 1st at 11.10 Central on USA. I want to say that.
They were so kind to give us this money. And that is Monday coming up, less than a week away.
Monday coming up. But it's not completely over for you.
Katie, because it looks like next Monday you'll get to play for at least $30,000.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
So you didn't win $5,000.
We can do $35?
It's $35,000.
Now we're going to say $35,000?
Okay.
You didn't win $5,000, but now you're going to compete for at least $35,000 on Monday show next week, okay?
Okay, sounds great.
It'll only be you and three other people fighting for this money, so it's not like a big.
You just play again and let's see how you do, okay?
Okay, sounds good.
Sorry, she didn't win this one.
Yeah.
snake in the grass on Monday.
Please watch it at 1110 Central.
They gave us that money.
And if the show does terrible,
I get fired from that show and this show.
God, it's terrible.
Yeah, I know.
It's a bad deal for me.
I didn't mean to agree to it.
All right.
Thank you for listening.
We will talk to you next week, okay?
All right.
Thanks so much, Bobby.
All right.
Bye.
No winner today, but maybe Monday.
Pot goes up.
All right.
Pot goes up.
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Wow.
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But Snake in the Grass.
The premiere episode on USA is Monday at 1110 Central.
It premiered sort of on NBC last night.
Full episode, but I wasn't really allowed to say that was the premiere.
It was more like a preview episode, but it was a full episode.
And we'll talk about it later.
But we'll even do a review of it in the post show today, which you can find on the podcast feed, with spoilers.
We'll put it at the very end.
Ooh, nice.
So I thought that was good.
I'll watch it. I'm like, oh boy. And I hadn't seen that episode yet. And I thought it was good. And then everybody's texting me guessing all during the show. Mostly I'm like, guys, my phone going crazy. I'm like, I know you know.
Yeah, I did know. And Eddie guessed wrong every time. Every time. Which is pretty funny. So dumb. So snake in the grass and go sign up at Bobby bones.com for rules and sign up to play. I spent the day yesterday. I spent less than 24 hours in New York. And I'm not a big New York City fan. But go up there and I have to do press to promote.
promote the show and we go to do the Today Show, but I had to do the radio show until 10 o'clock
Central. And so we head over immediately after. And my hit was what they call that on the Today Show
was with Hoda and Jenna at like 1040. So I have time to get over there. We get dressed. We're rolling.
And they pick us up in a fancy black car. And we're like two blocks from where you shoot the show.
And they picks up in a fancy black car out in front and we get in front of it. We get in the
back of the car and they take us. And then they take you to the back door of this.
massive building at 30 Rock, which is where they shoot all this stuff.
And I'm first out and I'm dressed up. I got a suit on. I get out and I got a little drink in my hand
and where the back door is, all the paparazzi, they know that if a celebrity's coming on that show
just to stand there because they're going to get the picture. And so I get out and there's like
eight different paparazzi and they're like, is this the guy? We don't know who that. And so you see
a couple of them like take a picture and they're like whispering to their person. And so I get out
And then Caitlin gets out behind me,
and they're like, oh, this must be who it is.
Tick, tick, tick, tick.
And they're all just taking all these pictures of Caitlin.
She's like, what's happening?
They thought she was, I heard one of them go,
I think she's a model.
And I guess they thought I was her manager.
That's funny.
She's like, what's happening?
She's like, like, why are people taking pictures of me?
I was like, just go, just go, just go.
And so we walked in and that was it.
And it felt awkward.
And we both felt awkward.
Me, I was like, dang, just when you think you're feeling good about yourself,
you realize don't get too big for your britches.
And then Caitlin's like, just when you think you're going to not have to get pictures taken of you,
the paparazzi's out there.
So we did that.
And then we went in and it did the show and it's pretty good.
They're very nice.
Just so kind.
I love Hoda.
And I was talking to Jenna, Jenna Bush-Hager, who is George W. Bush's daughter, right?
And before the show started, she goes, hey, how's Amy?
I forgot that you guys were really good friends in high school.
And she said it to me.
I didn't say anything because it's so rushed.
And it's like, all right, you're in.
And I go in and I quickly say how to Hoda because I know her a little bit.
But I don't really know Jenna that well.
And we have like 45 seconds left.
She goes, how's Amy?
Oh, that's nice.
And I was like, Amy Who?
I didn't know the connection.
Amy Who?
And so she said, how's her kids?
And I was like, oh, oh, Amy.
And then I forgot you guys knew each other in high school.
Yeah.
Because if I'm in a foreign city and just someone said, I don't know who they're talking about.
Yeah.
But I forgot the connection.
And so apparently you guys are pretty close.
Well, I mean, my senior year, we ran together.
That's when I got to know her the most.
because she was a year younger than me, but we both ran cross-country, and we decided to get our runs in before school.
And she had a really difficult time waking up, so I had to be her alarm clock.
So I would wake up, and then I would call her.
And that's sort of how I even got to know her parents a little bit.
They were like, okay, Amy's calling Jenna, get up.
You've got to be at school.
And she was really frustrated with me sometimes because I would hold her to it, because I'm like, we have to do this.
We're getting credit, and then we would go run 5Ks.
I think one time she was so mad at me because we had to wake up so early,
to run that she maybe called me the devil.
But yeah, we were friends.
I mean, like, she was joking, but she was really fun and outgoing.
And, like, she's very normal.
Her and Barbara both.
Yeah, very normal.
And one of my friends reached out and said, hey, are they nice?
Yes.
And I said, well, I mean, I'm on that show quickly.
I did like 10 minutes.
And we taped a segment for Friday on that show as well, where I'm hosting like a game show.
I said, so they're going to be nice to me because I'm the guest.
I said, but I once ran into a hoda like at a restaurant.
And I didn't say I was anybody in media.
I just said, hi, Hoda, how's it going?
She had no idea what I did or who I was.
And she was awesome.
And so, yeah, they're pretty cool.
Now, I've only had three or four experience with them, but they're both pretty awesome.
Do you have a question?
Your eyes look like.
Could you feel the tension?
I mean, did you see Savannah?
Because all of a sudden now all this.
I did not.
I saw the Hode and Savannah.
That's what I was wondering if you could feel it on set.
It's not the same room.
So there are different sets because they have a later show on the Today Show.
and so they're getting that ready the whole morning
and I believe the main news office
is like two or three rooms over
so I did not but I did see some headlines
I left and it was like Hoda trending
and I was like ooh am I in this
and then I wasn't it wasn't again
had nothing to do with me
but apparently they don't like each other
yeah they said that all of a sudden they're fighting
and you can really tell and that they don't interact
well on camera the last week or so
and so everything's blowing up behind the scenes
and I was like oh my gosh Bobby's there
I wonder if he's got the dirt
Never saw Savannah.
And sometimes that stuff is just full of crap.
And sometimes people are great on camera together and they hate each other.
So I don't know what's going on.
I didn't ask her.
I wish I'd have known.
I'd have been like, hey, on camera.
Hode in late breaking news.
What's happening?
Well, that's cool.
I didn't know you were going to see Jenna.
I haven't seen her in like 20 years.
We were walking through the city.
And again, New York City smells like a sewer.
And so we're walking through.
And I changed shoes.
I changed my dress shoes that I was wearing there to just.
some tennis shoes because again it's just sewer and poop it feels like at this point you're walking
again i'm not new york city guy anyway grew up in arkansas but i'm walking through and we go into the
store because we have like an hour before we have to catch our flight and so we go into some some
department store type thing and katelyn and morgan number one going one door and i go in another and i'm
looking at the men stuff and they're like we'll meet down here at five after i said sure so it'll come
down and morgan number one and kately are down ahead of me they actually will
walk out a different door and I walk out of the door.
And Caitlin calls me. She goes, hey, where are you? And I'm like, I'm on like,
53rd and, I don't know, 53rd and butt crack. I don't know the names of the streets there.
And she goes, oh, no, what's happening? And I hear her like go, oh. And so she goes, oh,
apparently a homeless guy, like, took off darting at her and Morgan and they moved to the
side and he was upset. So he spit on him. What?
And so I'm like, what? She goes, we just got spit on by a homeless guy. And I was like,
Like a show wasn't like an indie rocker or not a homeless guy because it's very, very similar looking.
And she was like, no, some homeless guy just spit all over us.
And then she couldn't get in the shower.
We had to go to the airport.
Oh, my God.
So they're like bird bathing themselves and like the bath.
And so we got home last night right before the show started.
And she was like, I got to wash this off of me.
I mean, she just felt so gross.
But that showbiz.
That's New York, baby.
That's New York, NYC.
Every street corner, a homeless guy's spitting on you.
So we were there for less than 24 hours.
I am a little tired.
But I think the show was good last night.
I had a pleasurable experience of the people I was with.
I did TMZ Live with Harvey Levin yesterday.
Really?
And I made them laugh and I didn't mean to.
They were like, what are your accommodations like in Costa Rica when shooting the show?
And I was like, accommodations.
I'm in the jungle.
And he goes, but what do they put out there for like your fancy?
I said, guys, this ain't Hollywood.
I said, I had a tent.
And they didn't even have sides on it.
I said, later they used to roll up like paper towels on the side of it to keep the bugs out.
I said, but we're in the jungle for 12 hours.
shooting the show.
And he's like, well, I bet they kept you
at the four seasons.
I said four seasons.
No, no, no.
We stayed at the Hilton Garden Inn by the airport.
One season.
Yeah, it wasn't even a full season.
Yeah, it was like a third of a season.
And so I think they just thought it was so funny
that someone would admit to that.
Because I think everybody's like, oh yeah,
they put me with the nicest accommodations.
Bull crap, man.
We were struggling out there.
So anyway, back, done,
the end is a great trip.
And then the show will premiere on USA
coming up on Monday.
All right, the news in about one minute.
A couple things.
One, I just checked, and my show, Snake in the Grass, is up on Peacock.
If you want to watch the first episode, they won't go up every week.
I don't think until the show's over.
But it's on Peacock right now.
The first episode of my show, Snake in the Grass that was on last night.
And then we did two truths in a lie earlier for $5,000 for the listener.
They lost.
And one of the questions was about George Bush and Amy.
Well, that's why I held the Jenna Bush segment until after that, or people would have known.
Yeah.
Is Jenna Bush Hager hosts the Today Show that I was on?
Had I told that story earlier, I think I'd have put people on Amy's story, so I had to wait.
But all that's up there on the podcast, we'll load it up as soon as the show is over.
Now, let's do the news.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Lunchbox, listen closely.
Napping too much could lead to early death.
What?
No, I thought napping was healthy.
I thought you, they said it's good to recharge your batteries.
Those who nap more, on average, have a great.
greater risk of developing high blood pressure and stroke.
Crazy.
According to a new analysis published Monday in Hypertension, an American Heart Association journal.
There you go.
I'll probably have a stroke then.
So today, you nap so much.
Probably, I wouldn't be shocked.
Out of five work days, how many days do you nap?
Four.
And how long on average would a nap be?
Hour and 25, 20, hour and 30.
Why does it keep going on?
How many?
So on average, Amy, average.
What's the longest?
Oh, three hours.
That would be the longest of the week about a three hour now
That to me is going to sleep some nights
That's awesome isn't it
So is the day you don't
No it's not awesome to go to sleep just for three hours
Like that's my total sleep
It feels so good when you take a nap
You lay down at 2 o'clock and you wake up
You're like man I'll just, I barely slut
Oh it's already 5 p.m.
Woo!
Then can you go to sleep at night?
Yeah, no problem
If I sleep over about an hour
It never happens anymore
You're in trouble
Well I wake up not knowing what time it is
Or what day or I'm just like
What it's 2? Is it 2 a.m or is it 2 a.
PM, that kind of thing.
And I have blackout curtains, so it's like Vegas.
Oh, those are crazy.
I'm like, oh, no, what's happening.
But yeah, watch out for the naps there.
One third of men don't like the body they have from psychology today.
Guys don't really show their body insecurities, but according to a new study, one third of men are unhappy with their body, and they wish they look like a friend or a celebrity.
In the study, men admitted a feeling pressure to improve their looks because of media influences or people they see every day.
Let's take a poll in the room of the five men here.
Who likes the body they have?
Me.
I'm going to go individually.
But I go ahead, lunch.
Oh, we have six guys here.
Lunchbox.
I love my body.
My body's great.
The women like it.
It's good to look at.
What do you mean plural?
You have a wife.
Yeah, but I mean, just because I'm married doesn't mean other women don't look at me.
Like you go to the pool or whatever women.
Or other guys, I guess.
Yeah, or other guys.
People look at my body like, dang.
But you say look at you in only a positive way.
Yeah, that's what they do.
So I love my body
One vote, love
Okay, Eddie
I'll say love
I mean I'm not like
There are certain things about my body
I want to change
Like I would take your shoulders
My shoulders are not good
Wow, I didn't know I had good shoulders
Like so the study says you look at other men
Whatever and be like I like your shoulders
I would like those on my body
But overall I love my body
I'm so complimented
Yeah
Good shoulders
Thank you
Ray
I would say no
I was about 30 pounds overweight
For the vacation video shoot
You're not overweight
I was you're going to see it too
Way, are you shirtless in it?
Yeah, I'm almost the entire video.
How do you, 30 pounds, though, for you?
Because you're pretty short.
Yeah, I'm like 185.
I hold it all in my gut.
That's where mine goes.
My gut, nowhere else.
My gut and then, like, my back gut.
Oh, yes.
You know, you have those back.
Yeah, you have two back guts?
Yeah, you guys have back guts?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with no.
I don't like my body at all.
I didn't even your shoulders?
You know, I like my shoulders 10% more than before the second started.
Should have your shoulders.
Scoo of Steve, you like your body? Yes or no?
Not in this current state, no, I do not at all.
And I don't know how we glaze over lunchbox being shirtless and people think it's great.
He's built like a praying mantis.
I don't know how he thinks people are like liking that.
Don't take your insecurities out on other people.
Just because you don't like your body, don't attack my body.
And it sounds like you wish you had my body because you don't like.
No, I do not. You don't like this.
Very much just like mine.
I've seen you shirtless.
We are built very much the same.
It is not attractive.
I'm okay with it. I've gotten to a point where I'm accepting it being I'm a father of multiple children,
but I was in much better shape five years ago, and I looked much better.
And lunchbox, you're delusional dude.
So who looks better in your mind with a shirt off, Scoobie? You were a lunchbox.
I mean, we're both really bad, so I can't really pick a winner.
But if I had to pick one, me probably, because I had a little more meat on me.
So I think it fills in more proportionately.
I think you both look great, honestly.
I think you do. I think you both look great.
Hey, Mike D. where you fall on your body?
No, even after losing 100 pounds, so don't like my body.
Yeah, Mike D's lost 100 pounds.
And I think you hear from the three people that work on their bodies the most.
We're the ones that don't like our body.
Because you're working on it.
That's honestly it.
We try to stay fit or work out.
And we're all like, oh, where I just wish we were more like you three, not physically, but more like you three where we just loved ourselves more.
I think that's the goal.
Yeah, we're not working on our bodies.
Never.
Good job to you guys.
Thank you.
Home price growth has slowed for the second straight month, which, you.
is good news to some.
Listen, wherever you are,
the market's never been like this before.
It's everywhere, right?
The market in this, insert city,
is unlike any other city.
That's every city,
because it is happening everywhere.
Home prices in May
were 19% higher than last year
in the same month,
but it had slowed growth
for, again, the second straight month
in the first two months
in a row in a year or so.
So that's from CNBC.
And if you're asking, who is that good news for?
It's for people that are trying to buy a new home.
Yeah.
Because they're not continuing to go up.
But if you're trying to sell it, it probably should have sold earlier.
Yeah, but I guess the only thing I would say about that is, if you're trying to sell it, that's true.
But you're also not going to pay as much because you're getting the benefit on the backside as well.
I agree.
From self.com, extreme heat is making us cranky.
Amen.
I feel that.
That's no lie.
If the excessive heat's making you moody, you're not alone.
Turns out we react to temperature changes physically and emotionally, thanks to the nervous system.
As temperatures rise, we become more emotional and angrier.
Siding factors such as adrenaline release, the hotter it gets, the hotter our bodies get,
the more we lose our ability to manage impulses.
We become more impulsive emotionally because we're focused on regulating our bodies.
That's going to be my excuse now.
That's the heat.
That's why I did that.
It's the heat.
But yeah, it's so hot.
We talked about before that I wondered if I'm just getting older or if it's
getting hotter, but now I'm seeing
all these cities set records for the hottest day
ever. Like
July 27, it's the hottest day in the history
of July 27. That's happening
everywhere. So,
that's a situation. But nothing to see here in an environment.
All good. Yeah, it's all good.
Nothing here. Nothing here. A lawmaker
wants ghosting declared
an emotional offense.
I mean,
I must have been ghosted.
They must know Abby.
Abby wrote, come on, America.
Get on, get with this.
A lawmaker has filed a bill seeking to declare the act of ghosting or ending communication with someone without explanation, a form of emotional abuse.
So, yeah, Abby wrote a little note on the story.
It was like, please, please make this happen.
It is rude.
Abby, have you been ghosted a lot, you think, in your life?
Multiple times.
More than five times, Abby, been ghosted?
Have I been ghosted?
Yeah.
More than five times?
Yes.
Wow.
More than seven times?
Yeah.
What's the common denounce?
What's the common denominator?
More than 10 times?
I don't know about 10.
Oh, my goodness.
You do come on strong.
Yes.
Oh, I do.
You come on strong.
And I'm not saying that's right.
I'm not saying that's right for them to do that.
But you do come on strong.
We've talked about this.
Because if you meet a guy, right?
And let's say you guys hit it off and maybe you go on a first date.
You tend to just vomit all the details quickly and intensely.
That's true.
So what do you suggest you should do?
Not do that.
But even if they're.
They're the ones that are super eager.
They still ghost.
So that doesn't make sense.
Don't meet their eagerness.
You hold back.
Just a little TMI, you know?
You're like, hey, here's the link to all my medical records.
We're like, we haven't even met yet.
But yeah, I hope they passed this, Abby.
I do too.
All those guys go to jail.
That'd be awesome.
All right, bye, Abby.
All right, she was answering the phones.
I bothered her there.
New York City pastor was robbed at gunpoint in the middle of a live stream church service.
That's not cool.
I can't believe this.
Footage shows Bishop Lamar Whitehead speaking at the leaders of tomorrow international ministries in Brooklyn when three masked gunmen suddenly storm in.
All right, all right, Whitehead says before drop into the ground.
The armed robber stole $400,000 worth of jewelry.
I'm surprised.
That to me is part of the news story.
Right.
Well, he was known to wear flashy jewelry as a pastor.
$400,000.
Yeah.
That's a lot of, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
I need to know that's not coming from.
Where's that coming from?
The plate.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's coming from the...
You're tithing.
Yeah, it's called tithing.
What?
I tried to go with it.
Here is the moment the armed robber stole $400,000 worth of jewelry,
and he is speaking out about the incident after the fact.
All right. Right.
Everybody next to.
How about you?
They, you know, took my watch, took my jury,
took my bishop's ring, took my wedding band,
and then they took my bishops cross.
It was hundreds of thousands of dollars in jury that was taken from me.
God will avenge.
I don't have to do anything.
God will avenge.
I hate that for him.
I hate that for anybody to be robbed.
Just straight up.
That's expensive to do it.
That's a lot of joy.
That's a lot of joy.
Maybe, Amy.
The U.S. is number one in the world.
Four?
In monkeypox cases.
Oh, that's not good.
There's over 4,000 of these cases,
which is crazy because this stuff looks like it hurts,
and it's big, and it's gross.
Do you guys know anyone that's gotten it?
Nope.
Not that I know of.
No.
You're hesitating that a little bit.
I don't know them personally, but I know some, a friend of a friend who's got it.
It says it's miserable and the growths are so painful.
Did they know how they got it?
Make it out of the monkey.
Yeah, I went to the zoo, snuck in, romantic music.
I don't know.
I didn't ask.
If it were my friend, I would have asked.
Yeah.
I didn't ask.
That's from BBC.
And I think that's it.
All right, that's your news.
Thank you.
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Way back in the day
I'm not even sure what decade
But TV was black and white
There was a show called Leave It to Beaver
I used to watch it on Nick at Night
And so the older brother
Wally
Call Wally
A Beave
That's my impression of that show
They were like he's dead
And so everybody was sad about it yesterday
And then they came back and like
He's alive
Oh and the story is
His wife
Mistakenly believed he was
dead. I think Dowell's management says that his wife believed her husband was dead and passed
the message to his team. She has distraught over the error. Have you guys ever do this crap to me?
Yeah. I mean, he must have been not breathing in a little cold. They have since received a call
from Tony's daughter-in-law saying that while Tony is not doing well, he is not passed. Tony's son,
Christopher. Anyway, it's a whole situation there where it got passed on social media pretty quick,
which I was looking at some of the Instagram stuff yesterday and Instagram came out and said,
hey, we're really focusing on video now.
And a lot of people are going, well, it's just trying to be TikTok.
And some, yeah, sure, similarly.
But you have to remember, Instagram stole Snapchat too.
Because the stories, all that way.
That was Snapchat.
Oh, yeah.
So Instagram is just so big.
It can gobble up other things.
And then just go, I live here now.
And then we go, oh, it's all right.
It's just like that.
So, but if you have Instagram, they're still, I was watching a whole thing by the head of
Instagram, they're still going to value pictures, they say.
but if you post videos now on reels, that's where you'll get the most viewers and interactions
because they're really pushing those along.
And that's the change of Instagram.
I saw the Kardashian's like, leave Instagram alone.
What do they know?
All I know is Eddie's made a pretty penny off reels.
Oh, man, those reels, they pay.
I'm telling you.
But he hasn't told us how much he's made.
I can't reveal that guys.
There's no way he's made too much.
Morgan, how much have you made?
I think now, like 2,500.
Have you made more than that, Eddie?
And that's Morgan.
Man, I can't, I can't tell you.
Why did you say, and that's Morgan?
Yeah, what does that mean?
I have more followers than Morgan.
Okay.
But you don't get the views.
I'm just stating facts.
Just stating facts.
But she does better content that you do.
Yeah, 100%.
That's debatable.
But yeah.
I see what you're saying.
Well, let's debate it.
We don't have time for that.
So nothing.
You're not going to tell us.
No, man, I can't tell you guys.
Well, for a couple of reasons.
I don't want to make you guys get on, like, jump on the real train because this is, I feel like
is my avenue.
I feel like I'm kind of dominating it.
and I'm making good money,
and I don't want to really just share that with you guys.
We're not going to take money from me.
I don't know that.
Okay, Morgan, what were you going to say?
This is not his avenue.
It's not his avenue.
I had been doing these long before you ever started.
Now, Reels is like your thing.
I had to teach you how to do Reels.
Yeah, yeah, she did.
It's not your avenue, but okay.
See, and I don't want to be that to you guys.
I don't want to be teaching you guys.
You won't teach us anything on Instagram, I promise you.
Oh, man. Morgan's gets a lot more views than you, Eddie.
Oh, view? She gets more, too.
Really?
Yeah.
Eddie gets like $50,000.
she gets 164,000, 136,000, 130,000, 135.
So that means you're embarrassed because Morgan's made more money than you.
Yeah.
No comment.
Okay.
Wow, 185,000.
You are crushing, yeah.
I do want to talk about money for a second because Ramundo has a theory that lunchbox is running some sort of lottery scam.
Yeah, we hit him up an hour before the drawing and we said, hey, man, you got the tickets.
How's it going, baby?
Let's do this.
And he goes, oh, no, no, I don't have the tickets yet.
Well, I thought he drives to a place in the country, a gas station.
Nobody goes to.
That's the ones you win at.
So that totally debunked that thing that he always tells us.
And then 30 minutes before we say, all right, cool, man.
Probably got the tickets now, right?
What are the numbers?
No response.
12 hours later, he goes, sorry, got busy with the kids.
So at this point, I'm thinking, is he really even buying these tickets?
You think he's taking our money, not sending us pictures of the tickets,
and then they're like, oh, we lost.
The text messages he sent us last night lead us to believe that, yes.
So we didn't win the big lottery
No, we didn't win the big lottery
But I mean, if we want to do storytelling
We can do storytelling
Because everybody can make up facts
To fit their narrative
Let's see
Ray's wife texted me at like
Uh oh
12 hours before the drawing
Okay
And was like hey where are the tickets
Can you send me pictures
I don't have time to sit there and take 50 pictures
Of the numbers and send them
No but just I'm just asking a question
He makes them and sounds like it was an hour before.
How many tickets do we buy?
50.
Okay.
And how many did they put on one ticket, though?
I do.
I didn't want a ticket, this one.
Because it wasn't working.
I was doing five a ticket, every one, and we weren't winning.
So I was like, Amy, like you guys said last time, I was like, switch it up.
And I was like, yeah.
So I want one per ticket.
Well, that's a lot of tickets.
You wasted a lot of paper.
You're a mystery environment.
I know.
This probably killed him, you know.
I didn't like to do that.
I've never done that before, but to win, you got to win.
Wait, do we have a clip of him going to the store?
Yeah.
See, here's the thing.
I bring in clips every time, so how would I be not have the tickets?
How would you be not have the tickets?
How would I not have the tickets?
And here's what's crazy.
They get in one time, the drawing, one time, and they're demanding pictures of the tickets.
No one has ever, like, I don't have time to, oh, baby, see, here's a picture of the tickets.
Well, you probably should take a picture of the tickets.
Maybe one picture of all the tickets.
Well, and if it had been five on one, it's ten quick pictures.
But it's fine.
I get it.
Did you get my Venmo, by the way, before?
I did, exactly.
All right.
So.
Thank you.
I got aiming.
He's Venmo. Scoob's Venmo. You know, who didn't show up?
Eddie.
Was that supposed to Venmo? I thought I was giving you cash. I must have slipped.
So, I mean, that means I'm out, right? I didn't partake.
Yeah, you didn't partake. Okay.
But I'm just saying, like...
But we didn't win, so Eddie lucked out.
A little good job. I understand. But I'm just letting you know.
Like, him trying to make up this narrative? Come on, man.
You know better.
Here is the clip of lunchbox going in the store. Go ahead.
I need to win $800 million.
I want $100 worth, so 50 tickets.
830 million right there, right?
Hopefully.
And I mean, look, I'm not going to keep all $830 million.
I'll give it a little bit to that charity, a little bit to this charity, you know what I mean?
A little bit to you.
I won't hog at all, okay, I promise, you know, so, you know, a little bit there, a little bit there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you got a good charity you like?
Really?
Okay, yeah.
All right, we'll do like the Humane Association, you know, yeah, something like that.
You're all set, man.
All right, good.
Good luck, right?
Good luck, man.
Good luck for me and the charities.
For you and the charity.
We're doing it for charity and to get rich, too.
So what was your change up here?
Charity. All about the charity angle.
You know what I mean? Good heart.
You think, you think, oh, God, listen to the angle.
You're getting here.
Like, oh, he's really going to think about giving it to charity.
You know, maybe we need to give him that money.
We didn't win.
We didn't win.
But the good news, the good news is, guys, we are going to be Bill Gates.
We are going to be Warren Buffett.
We are going to be Oprah.
We're going to be the Cardo.
We're going to do great things that are highly generous.
Yeah.
We're going to be billionaires.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Relax.
How much money
did we put into this last lottery?
100.
And then how much do we get out of it?
$4.
Oh my gosh.
This is ridiculous.
What do we do?
Hey, what do you do?
We have to play in this one.
A billion dollars?
Oh my good.
Instantly a billionaire.
Woo!
Take that college education.
No, we don't need an education.
You're saying take that college education to the fact that we probably will waste more money
and not win any money.
We are going to be a.
billionaire. That is incredible.
But we're splitting it if we all win, so we won't be a million. I understand.
Collectively, we will be a billionaire. Okay, when's the drawing for the next one?
It is. I can't do this bit forever, guys. It'll be Friday.
I know, but we'll just do this one last one.
All right. I'll go on for 20 one more time.
Yes. For entertainment. Yes. But if it gets up to $1.5 billion, you'll go again.
But it's not going to. You know why? Because that money's going to be in our pockets.
We're going to hide that billion dollars under our mattress.
Okay.
Who's in?
I don't know. Scoob's in.
I'm in.
Amy's in.
Eddie, if you're in, you got to pay you.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I wish I would have been in the whole time.
I know.
Now I just,
every time I've been mo in money,
I'm like,
oh my gosh,
I feel like this is all I do.
Hey, Morgan, this might be the time.
Wasted.
I'm good.
How was your birthday lunch?
Because I've beenmoed you,
and then I know you wanted a birthday lunch,
and then I got a receipt sent to me.
You've been moed lunchbox?
From who?
No, no, no.
I've been mowed lunchbox is the lottery money.
and I said, hey, I'll take care of your lunch.
And then I get a text message with a receipt for their lunch from Ray.
Because lunchbox didn't even want to send it to me, I guess.
Go on here, pay this bill.
The whole thing was weird.
Well, I don't know.
They were like, here, I'll pay for it.
And I was like, okay.
And then I'll send the receipt to Bobby.
I was like, okay.
Who paid for it?
Ray.
Okay.
And then you just sent me the, it was weird.
Yeah, as soon as he paid, he was very stressed out about getting that money.
He was freaking out.
He was like, should I send the receipt to Bobby?
now? Like, should I send it right now? Like, he must have texted
you within 30 seconds after he paid for it.
And Ray, how quickly did I pay you? Very quick.
Thank you. Just because you had said you were going to do
the lunch, so I said, guys, this is a normal thing.
We'll send him the receipt. Bones, to give you
an idea, as soon as... I don't know he said it that call.
As soon as he paid for the lunch
and then requested the money from you,
he waited about 30 seconds, says, guys, he's not
responding. Pay me, pay me, pay me back. He was like,
Vimmo me. So, we were all just like,
fine, we'll pay you. Did you pay him?
No, because he said, ah, cancel that. Bobby just
texted me. We're good. We're good.
Bobby did offer it, but as y'all being the guy friends that took him out,
did it ever cross y'all's mind to just all split it?
Absolutely.
And then I get a different one.
We thought we were going to do that until Ray said that Bobby responded.
Well, happy birthday, lunchbox.
Anything happened? Interesting.
Well, we went and we went to a pizza place.
We're like, oh, let's get some beers.
And girls are like, oh, we can't serve beer right now.
Like, what?
Why do you have beer right there if you can't serve it?
No one's authorized to serve beer at this time.
She was younger.
so she probably wasn't old enough to serve beer.
So it was just like, well, don't you know people come in here for lunch and want a beer?
What about your whole birthday?
Did your wife do anything for you?
Oh, yeah, my wife did.
We went to dinner and tried a Mexican food place.
Not good.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
How is a Mexican food place not good?
It wasn't good.
Usually it's just like they just nail the tacos and the cassadias and the fajitas and that's it.
Lunchbox is surprisingly picky.
Oh, he's a foodie.
No, no, I like Mexican food.
Growing up in Texas, they just don't do.
text mix. I mean, it's just not, it wasn't good. Let's just put it that way. And we marked it off the
list. Then we went home and she had made me a cheesecake because cheesecake is my favorite
thing. So we ate some cheesecake saying happy birthday. And she got me a couple presents. It was great.
So you all had a sitter? No, my kids went to dinner with us. Oh. No, we don't have a sitter.
We need a sitter. I mean, anybody, I mean, we need one for Saturday, bad, but no one.
What's Saturday? Well, Saturday we're going to, uh, the neighbors across the street. They, uh, got
tickets to the Nashville SC game and they got
where you can drink and eat
for free. Like the box? Yeah.
I don't know if it was box or what.
So you need a sitter. We need a sitter.
Collar 10? Sit your kids?
Here's our number. Let's go.
Yes. So we've asked all the teachers
at daycare, they all can't do it.
So we're just like, what are we going to do? What do you pay
an hour for a sitter? It's like
$17 an hour. That's what you pay.
That's standard. Yeah. Yeah. We got
three kids, man. So per kid?
No. No. No. God.
That'd be nice.
Wow.
I'm surprised.
Lunchbox, good for you.
And here's the stressful part.
I did get a message on Instagram the other day from a lady that listens in Austin.
And her daughter goes to Belmont.
She was like, oh, my daughter will babysit for you.
And I'm like, now you're fishing for it in the air?
Okay.
No, no.
I'm like, is that weird?
Like, no.
If at long as her daughter's babysat for other kids, who cares.
Okay.
What do you think they're going to take pictures inside your house?
Maybe.
Try to look under my mattress where I hide my money.
Why would you say that out loud then?
Well, now we all know.
Now we all know.
All right.
We're going to come back in a second.
You guys hit us up.
877-77 Bobby.
We'll be right back.
Sometimes we'll talk about stories where a kid will actually buy a bunch of stuff and it gets sent to the house.
And you're like, oh, our kid just ordered, you know, 73 pair of khaki pants.
And we're like, oh, that kid.
I actually ordered a pair of really expensive women-sized five shoes.
And they came to the house in my name.
I think I don't know if I hit the app at the side-click.
on the app. But that Apple pays too, too easy. Oh, yeah. They got sent to the house, and so now
I'm trying to return them, and I can't get a hold of me to return it. Oh, no. And so I've,
I'm like, hey, guys, I ordered nothing. They don't respond. So I'm that kid. Right now,
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They say they've identified the single chemical that causes all the problems. You know, well, in 20, 25 years,
We'll be looking back at pictures where people are bald and going, can you believe they couldn't figure out baldness?
And like everybody has all this lush hair.
And there's pictures of, I don't know, let's just pick some of, Eddie.
And they're like, how do, can you believe they couldn't figure that out?
What's the chemical bones?
Yeah, I don't really know.
I can't pronounce it.
Some sort of, it's a chemical that makes hair follicles destroy itself.
And it's got a weird name.
Kind of like the stuff they put in food that you can't read on the back of a can.
It's probably something I've been consuming in my whole life.
I don't know that you eat it.
Right.
I think it's hormonally produced.
But if they can identify what is being produced,
they can then probably do something to keep it from being produced.
Reverse it.
Again, still no winner in the Mega Millions.
One billion dollars.
That's what it'll be.
So Friday night.
Yeah, we are billionaires.
No, Friday night they draw for a billion.
We've never won anything.
So why do you think this will be the one?
Why not?
Well, that's not an answer.
It only takes one shot.
You've got to take your one shot.
You get one chance, one opportunity.
And why can this not be ours?
This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
We've worked our entire lives to get to this moment to be a billionaire.
We haven't worked.
It's just a game of luck.
I mean, straight luck.
Couldn't be any more luck.
Do you think all you're playing over the years gives you a better chance to win now?
Yes.
It gives you zero chance. Zero better chance.
If you started the lottery for the first time ever and you bought tickets, same chance.
No.
No.
That's not accurate.
Okay.
If you buy tickets for the first time, you do not have as good a chance.
Yes, you do.
Yeah, you do.
Okay.
Yeah.
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The University of Minnesota could begin human trials for the birth control pill for men that's been developed at the school.
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Would you take it lunchbox as a trial if they offered it to you?
No.
Why?
I can't get pregnant.
What?
I think you're missing what's happening.
You give it to men so they can't get somebody pregnant.
The whole trial thing with this is interesting, though.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He thinks he can get pregnant.
You thought you could get pregnant?
No, that's why I don't need it.
He's talking to his wife.
Okay, so what you're saying is, who cares?
Yeah.
Okay.
And like, what if it messes something up?
But what about women who have to take it?
take this and it messes with their hormones.
Big time.
It's all on us.
It's been proven that it works for them.
It's cool.
Well, there's also a lot of studies
that maybe these birth control pills
are doing things that we don't even know yet
because it's only been around
in some sort of capacity
since like the 60s-ish, right?
That's not a terribly long time.
Oh, well, I mean.
But you still wouldn't do it.
No, I'm out.
Yeah.
Anybody?
No, no, no.
I don't want to mess with the way.
But if you're single.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah.
I'll let like a million other people try it first.
And then if it works, give it a shot.
Yeah.
You?
I don't think.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You want to mess with your voice?
It depends on what stage of life I was.
If I was 25 and broke like I was when I was 25.
Yeah.
And they were like, hey, we're going to pay you some money to do this and we believe it.
Maybe.
I was doing a lot of crazy stuff.
Amy did a trial once for her teeth.
To get my wisdom teeth out.
And it was awesome because I didn't have to pay for it.
They paid for it and they paid me $75.
Wow, that's pretty good.
Right.
At a time when you don't have a lot of money.
Yeah, I didn't have a dent.
Yeah.
So I think a lot of that comes into play there.
A couple of voicemails from last night.
Here's Heather from Indiana.
Hey, Bobby.
We just finished watching Snake in the Grass.
And my husband and I love the show.
Sadly, though, I did not guess the correct person who the snake was.
And even more, sadly, my husband did guess correctly.
So he has some bragging rights for quite a while.
Love the show.
Love the morning show.
Love you guys.
And I've always wanted to say, morning studio.
Have a great day.
Thank you, Heather.
Eddie also missed last night.
Yeah, I've seen two episodes.
I got the sneak peek of one, and I missed that one, and then last night missed it.
Here is Betsy from Massachusetts.
Just finished watching Snake in the Grass.
It was really fun.
Congratulations, Bobby.
It was a great show.
Thank you.
The frustrating part for me was there was a big scene every time where I would explain
the challenges to them, but then they just replaced it with me voicing over a map they've drawn now.
and I'd be like, all right, here's the challenge, and I'll talk to them.
And now it's just me voicing it over.
And they do like a cart to show it a lot easier.
And like, I get why they do it.
But I'm like, dang, where was I?
There's my voice.
They wouldn't cut sea crust out.
That's what I was saying to Caitlin.
They wouldn't cut sea crust out right here.
Every time.
Yeah.
She was like, shut up.
You're the host.
It's not the breaking Bobby Bone part too.
But yeah, it's great.
It's on Peacock for another three or four days.
But the official premiere on USA Network is coming up August 1st, which is Monday.
But if you can stream it on Peacock, that'd be awesome.
because if it gets a lot of stream,
maybe they'll give us some credit for it.
I don't know.
Maybe it won't get canceled,
and maybe I can stay and keep doing a show.
I don't know.
All right, that's what's up.
Thank you guys.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes to us from England.
An 18-year-old man and a 20-year-old man
were busted for stealing $36,000 worth of chewing gum.
A market you can sell that on?
Not that I know of, but they were.
there was a guy transporting it, was taking a nap on the side of the road in his truck.
They cut a hole in it.
Opportunity.
And they took 19 pallets out of gum?
I wonder if it's like when you porch pirate somebody and you're like, well, I'm going to get that package.
It looks good.
And then you open it and it's like butt medicine.
There's really nothing you can do with it.
I'm sure you can sell that gum somewhere, but they're probably like, now what do we do with all this gum?
Yeah, they said they just saw a semi and they said we had to pay off drug debts.
So they thought we're going to get what's inside and it turned out to be gum.
Makes me feel like,
one of those cartoons where, again, like, Bugs Bunny's cutting through the floor with a saw,
that that's what happening in the back of that 18-wheeler?
All right, Lunchbox.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
All right, Eddie has suggested a bit.
He says he's lined us up in an exclusive interview with the person that married who?
This is the pastor that married J-Lo and Ben Affleck.
And how did you land this?
Hey, I got a DM.
And he said, hey, I'm the pastor that married J-Lo and Ben Affleck.
Listen, he said, I was there, I did it, and I have purposely not talked to any media outlets because I want to be exclusively on the Bobbyvone show.
What?
I think he probably says that to every girl.
Wait, what?
Why wouldn't he send that to Bobby?
Why would he send it to any?
Maybe he did.
I don't know.
Honestly, I get so many generals.
I don't even look at it mostly.
He DM me his phone number, so if you want to talk to this guy and get the details of this wedding, let's go.
I think he probably sent this to a lot of shows and said, I want to give it exclusive.
But he said he's a fan of the Bobby Bone show.
Which it's easy to copy and paste.
Oh.
And say I'm a fan.
Like a template.
What's his name?
I don't want to give that out.
Plus, I'd have to look it up.
You, okay.
I'd have to look it up.
I'm going to say you're protecting his privacy?
That's the main reason.
So he's a Vegas past year?
Yeah. Okay.
We are big in Vegas.
Yeah, we are.
I'm going to pass on the interview.
You don't want the details of J-Lo and Ben Afflex wedding.
Why don't you do this?
Why don't you do it?
call them after the show, record it, we'll see how it goes.
And if we like it, if it's exclusive stuff, then we'll play it.
Ooh, okay, okay, I love it.
All right, I'll do that today.
Here's the story from 11 News in Vegas.
They absolutely really do love each other.
Meet the minister who married, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Adela.
Shut up.
No, he said he was going to exclusively do it with us.
Pastor Ryan Wolf.
I think that sounds familiar.
Yeah, it's familiar because it's him.
Dang.
But you can reach out to him.
Reach out to him.
Then when you get them on, say, hey, you said, you said,
you weren't doing any other interviews.
And then send him the article.
No, just see what he says.
And everybody talks about it.
I think this guy just wants to be on TV.
We're about to close and all of a sudden we see a Cadillac escalate pull up.
And this couple walks in and they start talking to us.
And to be honest with you at first, I didn't even realize what it was.
Don't reveal the stories.
Yeah, yeah, because we want to hear it first time.
We want the exclusive.
It's not exclusive if it's already out there.
That's so funny.
Quote, I guess you just don't expect J-Lo and Ben Affleck to walk into your chapel.
So it took me completely off guard.
Wolf's shared details of last weekend.
nuptials in an interview.
See, Eddie, I think you were had, but I think you should still do the interview.
Okay.
Call him out.
All right.
Should I give him a hard time, though, for not?
I think you should just set him up and say, hey, you said this.
Is that true?
And then see what he says.
He might say, well, you didn't respond.
So I went to the person I'm the most, the second most fan of.
Okay.
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The local news.
Local Vegas.
But thank you for looking out for the show.
Yeah, of course.
Always.
Thank you.
Have an awesome day.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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It's anytime protein that helps you reach higher.
Skypop protein soda, reach for the sky.
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