The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Bobby’s Mount Rushmore of Tim McGraw Songs + Our Favorite Game: Was Amy Being Scammed? + How Much Did We Win the Lottery? + Loser of the Draft
Episode Date: July 20, 2022Bobby was surprised just how many No. 1 songs Tim McGraw has had in his career. He decided to list his Mount Rushmore of Tim McGraw songs. Amy shares the latest scam that almost got her online…so ju...st a warning NOT to do this. Lunchbox reveals how much we won in the lottery last night after we all went in on Lotto tickets. We also reveal the loser of the Country Superstars Who Live the Most Normal Lives draft.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning, studio.
Morning.
Let's go over and talk to Becca, who is waiting on the phone in North Carolina.
Hi, Becca. Good morning. What's going on?
Hey, Bobby. Morning, studio.
Morning.
Just a quick question. I heard you talking about snake in the grass, and I'm really excited to watch it.
But my question is, it's a very stop secret, and you've got to go somewhere
nobody can know. How do they choose the participant in the whole process?
It's so top secret. That's a good question. So this is what I know, which, by the way,
Snake in the Grass, it's a show that I host. July 26th, it'll be on NBC after America's Got Talent.
And then it's on USA starting August 1st. So that being said, I think they lure them in in a way of like,
do you, first of all, two of the episodes, two of the eight are ex-reality show contestants that people
already know. So then they went and purposefully sought them out, but everyone came alone thinking
it was like a treasure hunt show. I think that was kind of the false premise they had, but they
still really didn't know. They were like, it's like a treasure hunt show. We can't tell you much about it.
And it's not a treasure hunt show at all. But then they got there and they did not know what they
were doing until they met me. One of the four did because they already knew they were the snake,
but nobody else, the other three did not know even what kind of show they were on. So they all
are acting surprise like, what? Somebody hears the liar? And the whole,
Point of the show is, can you watch the show and tell who's lying the whole time? Because it's hard. And I don't know who the snake is the whole time. Sometimes I figure it out. Sometimes I'm tricked. And I don't know. There are a couple episodes where I was like, what? And I don't know. So they don't know me to know, because they would think that my questions would be influenced based on what I would know. So they tell them with like a fall. And then I think it's people applying for reality shows. They're like, we have a reality show that's in South America. Jungle. They may think it's Survivor or something. I don't know. But.
That's how they lie.
They just lie about what the show is for the most part.
But yes, nobody knows what they're doing until they meet me on camera.
And I'm like, hey, you're playing for $100,000 bucks.
And one of you is lying to the other three.
Can you figure out who it is?
And if you can, you win the money.
So that's the situation, Becca.
Very cool.
Well, I just want to give one shout out to my dear friend, Megan Coltrane.
She and I happen to meet at your comedy show, your last one here.
We just happen to sit by one another, and we live two miles from another, and we're great best friends now.
In North Carolina?
You sat right?
Oh, when I was there.
Yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
I thought you meant here in Nashville show.
Yeah.
I was like, that's running a male man in Texas and you don't live there.
Got it.
Well, thank you.
Way back then.
Have a good morning, Micah.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
You did the same.
All right, bye, bye.
All right, let's start the show now with a little What's the Haps where we go around
the room and check in on everybody.
Hey.
Hey, what's the Hats?
Amy.
Well, it's that time you here.
and I have already gone school supply shopping, at least for my daughter, because she had, like, an orientation she had to get prepped for.
All ready, huh?
Already. And let me tell you, this is the time to go. I've never gone this early. And this is where it's at.
I'm normally there trying to find things, and they're all sold out because I'm like the night before school starts.
And other moms were there, like, doing it. And I'm like, oh, look at you. This is, y'all are the prepared ones.
Y'all, like, have everything in order. And I just was shocked at how stock.
everything was.
July 20th, school supply shopping.
Yes.
Eddie, you have 70 kids.
Are they going to school?
Getting ready to go to school?
Yeah, same thing.
We're back to school shopping, all that.
But, man, they're really into shoes now.
It makes me think about you.
I might take them to your house to check out your closet.
They can't fit.
Well, I know.
Eddie puts 12 pair of socks on them.
They want, like, awesome shoes.
I'm like, guys, no, it's just back to school.
You're going to get normal shoes.
Yeah.
Back to school already.
That's crazy.
All right.
Hey.
Hey, what's the hat?
Lunchbox.
Guys, I figured it out. I know how I can be on TV.
I can be on TV and have my house fixed at the same exact time.
Amy's sister's show.
She has that show building roots.
That is not very good that not many people watch.
That's not true. I think it did pretty good.
I don't check the ratings.
But have you?
I watch it.
No, no, no, no. Have you ever checked the ratings? Have you ever checked the ratings? Have you ever checked?
Don't know how. Okay, good.
So, anyway, but I know that I watch it. I'm like, all right, this is kind of boring.
people aren't tuning in. It's on HGTV. But if they want ratings, they come to my house,
fix the roof, fix the holes, do a little remodel and put in a, you know, fix the master bath,
you know, put in a new like man-
You just don't want it fixed. You want them to actually upgrade the whole house.
Well, why they're there.
At a deck.
They might as well. Add a deck. That would be great.
You know what I mean? Like a screened-in porch. We could do all sorts of things.
It would be their highest rated episode, a select.
and I get my house back into living bowl conditions.
What do you think, Amy?
I mean, I guess we could pitch it.
Their season is over, though.
Are they doing a season two?
Do you know?
Well, they'll be able to announce that soon.
Okay, well.
See, no, no, no.
Even if they don't get a season due,
even if they get rejected.
They could do it a one-off.
Like, hey, a final farewell.
Well, a show that doesn't get brought back,
they definitely don't want to do a special on it.
They don't get.
And you just think, and then we can have other celebrities stop by while the, they're doing the...
What celebrity could you call, like, personally and go, hey, we're doing this.
Do me a favor and stop by.
Like literally from your phone without any help here.
Bobby Bones.
I mean, that's the easy one.
Okay.
Let me see.
Somebody that is not in his room.
Jimmy Allen.
You have his number?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I can call him?
Come over.
There you go.
The end.
You win.
Yeah.
How do you have his number?
He gave it to me at the celebrity softball game.
He was like, dude, let's hang out sometime.
I mean, that's alcohol talking and, you know, we're not really going to hang out.
But why wouldn't he want to be a celebrity too?
If they come back, maybe we pitch that to them.
All right.
But it would take months for it to happen.
What do you mean?
They just get on the airplane and fly over here.
They have to, it's a production.
It's a show that's based in Colorado.
Okay.
You know how hard it is to move cameras?
I mean, they do it all the time.
You don't know how hard it is to move cameras.
Like if you watch the NBA playoff.
they're in Boston one night
and the next night they're in San Francisco
but they've already got the infrastructure to do that.
Right, and then they'd have to crew, hotel.
Anyway, we'll see what happens.
We can set up camp in my backyard.
We can do it with our phones.
All right, thank you, lunchbox.
Hey, what's the hat?
Eddie.
Yeah, so my family's been out of town for, I don't know,
six days now and I thought it was going to be awesome
like Bachelor pad, you know,
I was going to be able to do whatever I wanted.
I thought I was going to play a lot of golf, go out,
hang out with friends.
Guys, this is the picture.
of me if I were single again, it was terrible. It's been terrible. I didn't, like, on the weekend,
I didn't shower till Sunday. I played video games the whole time. I watched TV. I barely ate.
I drank a lot. And I'm like, this whole single life, I got out of this. You're just not used to it.
I'm not used to it. And I'm like, thank God I have the family and kids, like, because my wife,
my life would be a mess. Eddie sounds sad again. No, no, no, no. I drink a lot. Yeah, that's
all I heard too. Whoa, man. How much? And you didn't.
Eat? By yourself?
Yeah, but I play
No, not by myself because I play video games with people on headsets.
That's, is that alone, though?
That's alone.
Nah.
Buzz, I know you got my phone on this.
That's just because you don't want it to be alone.
All right, well, Eddie, I'm glad you're not single.
Yeah, me too, man.
Your family's coming back soon?
Yes, please, come back sooner.
I need them.
But they are coming back.
They'll be back in a couple days.
Okay, there you.
Hey, hey, what's the hat?
How's a shirt look at me?
Good.
Like, I figured you probably had something going on today.
Does it fit?
I mean, it's a, it's a fitted shirt.
It's fit, it's fitted.
Why do you say it doesn't fit?
It does fit, but it's a fitted shirt.
But does it fit?
Yes, tight-ish.
Amy, it fits.
It fits nicely.
Like, is it, are you asking if it's tight or if it's, like it's?
I'm saying, does it fit?
Yeah.
I think it fits.
Look, okay, this is a small.
Oh, boy.
Right?
And so the big.
Oh.
That's a small?
You wear a small?
Oh, wow.
Oh, man.
Well, I wear a small.
Yes.
You have a bad weekend, too?
No, I don't, I would like to wear mediums.
But my wife's like, smalls fit you.
Why not wear clothes that fit?
And so, this is small.
And it looks like it fits without you guys knowing the drama behind it.
Right.
It looks normal.
Yeah.
So that's your shirt.
That's your size.
I mean, you could call it a little small.
Like, it's really tight.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not really tight.
On the arm.
The arms.
Oh, sorry.
That's because I got those stuff guys, you know what?
My only problem.
The problem with small is I'm almost too tall for them, even if they do fit, because small isn't for someone as tall.
So if I lift my arms up and I'm trying to get down, my belly comes up.
Maybe if you do that, do that again, your armpit hair may almost come out.
I don't have any armpit hair.
I have very little.
I shave it.
Like there's very little.
I shave it like every two months or so.
You shouldn't do that.
What?
You shouldn't admit that.
I take the clipper and go, eh.
What?
Small shirts and shaved armpits.
That's the name of my next book, everybody.
Get it in stores.
All right, let's open it up.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailback.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bone.
So last night I was in Costco and I saw a wallet in the parking lot right by my car.
It had all the guy's stuff in it, cash cards, etc.
But no phone number.
So I did some research and I found the guy on Facebook and contacted him.
He had actually posted on his Facebook,
I lost my wallet today and I'm freaking out.
He was so grateful.
I met up with him at the back of the Costco and I gave him his wallet.
He thanked me from a distance and that was it.
My girlfriend thought for sure he'd offer me some cash, but he didn't.
I actually thought he would too, but I was wrong.
I mean, was he obligated to offer me a reward?
Or am I being a little naive and or greedy?
Signed Tyler, the wallet finder.
If there was not a reward offered, a reward.
should not be expected. Maybe he did not have the money to give you a reward. Maybe what was in that
wallet, the cash amount was the exact amount he needed to pay a bill. I don't know. I'm doing a lot of
maybes here. But if he can't afford to give a reward and he did an offer a reward, he's not
obligated to give a reward, which by the way, I don't think you returned it because there was a
reward. I think you returned it because you saw it and thought, wow, if this happened to me,
I sure would like for somebody to pick it up or return it to me.
I think that's why Tyler, you did it.
Now, would a reward have been awesome?
Sure.
It'd have been nice to give you a couple bucks.
Say, thanks, buddy.
Where it helped a little bit?
Sure, but that is not what it was about to you.
Now, if you call them and you go,
Hey, I got your wallet.
Do you want to, I'll only give it back to you for a reward, leave it in the box.
That's a whole different story.
He did not offer a reward.
He may not have had it to give to you.
So no, you did not, you did not deserve.
of a reward because it wasn't there.
It wasn't in the plan.
Greedy, no.
Because I think I'd have been like,
oh, I wonder what I'm going to get.
I've been through this, though, it sucks.
I got like a coupon and a hat.
It's stupid.
You gave it back, you helped him.
Maybe one day someone will help you.
That's why I'd say about that.
Amy?
Yeah, that's how I would look at it.
It's like you would want someone to find your wallet
and give it back to you.
Someone found my wallet once in the Florida airport
and I got it back.
Come to think of it, just because it was mailed to me.
It wasn't faced.
face, I didn't give a reward, but now I'm...
But you didn't say you were going to give a reward and you didn't see that.
But as you're doing that, I'm like, oh, I think I would probably try to give a little something.
But then it's actually happened to me and I didn't give them anything, but I was very grateful.
And in the note, when they sent the wallet back to Amy, they were like, anything helps.
We're just trying to keep the soup kitchen alive.
And Amy's like, no chance.
No, no, that didn't happen.
So you're not being greedy, but you know reward.
You're good.
He didn't deserve a reward because he didn't say you were getting one.
The reward is you're an awesome person.
Yes, that's right. The reward is you got a checkmark in the good category.
Listen, guys, this is why when you find a wallet, you check for cash.
No, that's not why.
Yeah. Oh, my God. And that's why you slide in your pocket, because if people aren't going to give a reward, guess what?
You got your reward and they don't even know what's a half. I found this. I don't know. I mean, this is what it was.
What if you were paying your water bill and it was cash, you were going to take and get a money order with cash and pay your water bill.
You know what you should do? Hold on. Let me finish the question here. And you lost your wallet on the way to doing that.
And it had the money to pay the bill. And that's all the money you had. Would you want someone to take a third of the
cash out. No, I wouldn't want them to, but you know what it would teach me to be more responsible.
Sometimes you can be so responsible and still lose things.
Not so much.
No, so much, yes, because I am very responsible and occasionally I will misplace something.
Yeah, same.
I will have something else. No, Amy, you're different.
Not the same.
I will have something that's so on my mind that takes, and I'm like, oh, no, I forgot where
I laid this?
Now, usually I can go, where would I have laid this?
I can go right to it.
Sometimes it can't.
But I'm not irresponsible.
Like, if I knew that my water was going to get shut off, if I lost that $20,
guess where that $20 would be.
Staple to my chest.
Stop being dramatic.
It's not a $1 million dollar you take, buddy.
Okay, you're good.
Everybody's good.
No reward for you.
The reward is living life itself.
Right, everybody?
Yes, there you go.
All right, that's the mail bag.
Close it up.
We got your email and we read it on the air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback.
Yeah.
On the phone is Nicole in Virginia.
Good morning, Nicole.
Hi, Bobby.
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
Bobby, I heard on the podcast that Elton John kissed you on the lips.
Is that true?
That is true.
I'd mention that.
It's an old story from probably 10, 12 years ago where Elton John laid one right on me.
Let's hear it.
The whole story.
The whole story.
I want to hear it all.
What was the year?
The year.
I don't know.
Probably 2012.
2013.
So Andy Rodic is a former professional tennis player, was former number one in the world.
And he's a close friend of mine.
He was in my wedding, and I would do things for him charity-wise.
He would do things for me, charity-wise.
And so, at a charity event, I hosted and did some comedy, and Elton John was the big musical performer.
Now, before the charity event, there were these big roundtables that if you buy a ticket for the dinner, you sit there.
Now, I didn't buy a ticket for the dinner, but since I was entertainment, I sat at the table with the other entertainment, which was Elton John.
And so it was Brooklyn, Decker, his wife, Andy, Elton John, myself.
And we're all sitting there just kind of talking, and Elton John, they had just had adopted their baby.
I'm not sure how, that situation, but he had a new baby.
And he had an iPad, and he was sitting on the iPad, and he was showing me pictures of his new baby.
And he's like, look at this, like, he was just a dad who was super proud of his new baby.
And I'm just like, I can't believe Elton John has shown me an eye.
The whole situation to me was bizarre.
Elton John's one of the most famous musicians ever
in American history, except he's British
but still in American history.
Yes. So,
we have dinner. He's super kind.
He goes backstage, does his little
get ready, and he goes down on stage and he plays
Home close to time to dancer.
It does like an hour. The place
is a rough. And he does this thing
where he stands up and the crowd goes,
ah, wild, and he gets off the piano
because it's just him and a piano in a room of a few hundred people.
And he's like, thank you. And you think he's done.
He goes back and says down and does another. He's tricking people.
constantly. So he plays, he finishes up and he's like,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Rockadale rock?
Na, nah, nah, nah. And he killed. And he's like,
ah, he does it again. And so finally, at the very, his final song that he does.
And he's like, um, uh, the lion king.
How's that one go?
A circle of life.
The circle of life.
No, no.
No, he had another one, though, too. Maybe from that.
Can you feel the love tonight?
Yeah, that's it. Can you feel the love tonight?
And the crowd's going, correct. And then he gets off the stage and walks through and he
starts, you know, thank you, shaking people's hands.
Elton and I had established a relationship,
a friendship, some would say.
And so he was shaking
people's hands, like, thank you. He's walking off, about to
walk off, finish his set, and he
reaches up, he's like, lovely to meet
you, and he takes his two hands, he spreads
them on each side, like you're going to pick up a basketball
from the two sides of it, and he grabs my head
and goes, and just plants one right on
my lips.
And for some reason, to me, it was like
I caught a foul ball or something. I was like, yeah,
I did it! Yeah, I was like, you know, you know,
you know, the camera's on you
and he did.
I was like,
Oh,
Elton John just kissed me
on the mouth.
There was no tongue.
It was nothing like that.
It was just,
I don't know,
it was awesome.
And it was Elton John.
And he walked up.
I never saw him again.
Wow.
I mean,
after that,
hey,
he kissed me and ghosted me.
That's right.
Yeah.
Now that I think about it,
it's kind of sad.
But that is the story
of Elton John
kissing me on the mouth.
I was at a charity event.
He was just hugging
and shaking hands
with everybody.
And because we had
quite the camaraderie.
He kissed me on the mouth and kept going.
So Nicole, I'm glad you asked.
That's the story.
Sounds like you made an impression.
Thanks for sharing.
I hope, except probably not.
He forgot about it.
Yeah, I'm sure he was on to the next iPad.
Yeah.
Hey, a lot of guys, he's probably showing the iPad to a lot of guys,
know what I'm saying?
So, yes.
Yes.
What were we saying?
I just, I don't think he, he didn't go around.
I was there that night, and I don't think I saw him kiss anybody else.
That night, no more guys.
No more guys.
You know, I was the guy of the night, for sure.
I was the guy of the night for sure.
All right, Nicole, I appreciate your call.
Where do you listen to us in Virginia?
I'm from Lynchburg, Virginia.
My husband and I are driving all the way to Nashville to see your show in August.
We're actually making a pit stop from our sister-in-law's wedding.
Oh, cool.
Well, thank you very much.
And I can't wait to see you at the shows.
And thanks for asking for the story.
And thanks for listening.
Hope you have a great week.
Thank you, Bobby.
Bye, studio.
Bye.
Bye.
We don't really have that one down.
We've never done.
I'm not.
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I'm Morgan. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay home is something good.
This guy, Jake, his job is the travel run.
the country and he installs solar panels and he's in Massachusetts and he's not familiar with
the area but there's an APB five-year-old autistic girl goes missing he's like man I got to put down
the tools I got to go looking and he just goes walking he finds this trail walks down this trail
sees a diaper in the stream is like what follows the diaper in a stream yes because autistic girl
I guess wears a diaper and so he just starts walking and he goes down the stream running
and he gets to a marsh and there's the girl in waste deep
water.
Wow.
Crazy.
What?
The fact that he would leave the roof,
I'm going to tell you, I get him all time.
My phone's like, oh, well, I'll keep an eye out.
And then I'd just go back to tweeting.
The fact that he's working and went to look, it must have been really close to him, right?
Because mine are sometimes like an hour and a half away.
Yeah, it was in the area.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And he just saw it.
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Man.
So fortunate for her and the family and good for him to take the time out of his day, his work day to do that.
Wow, that's a great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
In the past 24 hours, two different people on the show have said, hey, I'm just obsessed with this certain artist, different artists.
But Morgan, yours is Teddy Swims.
Yes, like I can listen to every song he puts out, and every time I'm just more amazed with his talent.
Here is Teddy Swims with Megan Trainor.
This is called Bad for Me.
Please don't make promise.
Teddy Swims is interesting because he doesn't look like a polished pop star.
No, he's kind of like a post-malone, but like of all genre.
Like Zach Bryan has that where he doesn't look like somebody that's been put in a record label machine and spit out.
And, you know, we listen to a lot of Zach Bryan at the house.
But here is something in the orange from Zach Bryan.
To you, I'm just a man to me.
I like it when people don't look like what they're supposed to look like.
When Luke Combs blew up, people are like, he doesn't look like the rest of what Nashville's putting out there.
Looks more like a normal person.
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I always like that.
Eddie White, right now, what are you obsessed with?
Well, thanks to you.
I'm on the Ben Rector train.
I mean, dude, this whole new album that he has is so, so good.
I listen to it nonstop.
Then I was watching the All-Star Game the other day.
And it was like Ben Rector's on.
I feel like everywhere I go, there's Ben Rector.
So I don't know even though he's there.
No, no, they were playing his music like going to commercial break.
I don't know if he's big or famous or what, but he's been in the studio.
And I feel like he's everywhere.
Grocery Store everywhere.
This is Steady Love from Ben Rector.
He's played this song in here too.
Yeah.
It's on repeat at my house.
Yeah, because I was like, hey, play this one.
He's got one song at the end of his album where he thanks people, all of his friends stuff.
I called him.
I don't know if I said this on the air, but I was like,
Hey man, will you do that song where you thank all your family and stuff at the very end?
Because it's like 20 people.
It's like at the end of a book when you write all your thank you lines.
You're like, hey, I want to thank.
But he does a whole song.
And he goes, hey, I just want to thank people.
They help me with this record.
And he thought I was serious.
So he started trying to remember all the people in order.
And then I was like, dude, I'm totally blank.
No one's ever asked him that.
And he was like, oh, good.
So, all right.
Scoba Steve, who, I think this is where this segment started.
Is you constantly talking about Cody Johnson?
Oh, Eddie told you that?
Yes, that's where this started.
So what's the deal here?
I don't know.
I just think I've always had a crush on Kenny Chesney as a country artist.
Like when I say that I mean like the music.
Island vibe.
I'm from Florida originally.
I lived in California.
I like that kind of style.
But recently, man, I just love the heck out of Cody Johnson.
There's something about his vocals, the way he sings.
He has that old school country sound from the 90s.
I just love till you can't.
Anything he does, I'm all about it.
So Eddie, he's all the time, Cody Johnson.
Yes.
And I think Cody's doing some like in town label thing.
He's emailed me twice.
Are you going?
Do you want to go?
Scoo of Steve has.
Yes.
Not Cody Johnson.
No, Scuba.
Okay.
Are you going?
Yeah, are you going to go?
What's up?
No.
Who, me?
No, no, no, no.
Are you going, scuba?
It's third in the week.
I'll try, but I don't know if I can make it.
Are you listening to more than just that song?
Are you listening to All Cody Johnson all the time?
He has a newer song because we're trying to book him for the show, Human, I believe.
I don't know if it's out yet.
He played that one.
He played that at Eye Heart Country Festival.
That's made where I first heard it.
Yeah, that's another really good song, too.
Is that where you fell in love?
I think I fell in love and I saw him on stage with those thick calves just singing away.
Yeah, I mean, he has a stage.
Like, he's really, really good live.
I mean, even for me to watch him live, I was like, yeah, he's like a really great singer.
He's very powerful.
I'm not saying he's of the garth.
Scuba keeps going to like the power, the love.
He likes the power.
You know, you always need a next Garth, and I feel like he could fill those shoes.
I don't know there'll ever be another Garth because the times are different and that allow.
I think if anything, Luke Combs is probably the closest thing.
that we have seen to a meteoric rise in popularity and then also just staying there.
But yeah, Cody Johnson is awesome.
I agree with that.
But I looked at just what I've been listening to a whole lot.
Jillian Jacqueline, here you go.
This is iconic from Jillian Jacqueline.
I like my song's sad, and I like them slow and sad.
And she does a lot of slow, sad songs.
And I will just set on an album anymore.
You know, I'm not always searching for music like I used to.
So right now this is the album
Here's Jillian Jacqueline
Compliment
I should say thank you
I should be glad that we're talking
It should be counting
Every word you tell
With music now I'm almost to the point of
I just don't want to be bothered
While listening to something
Meaning like TV shows
When I go to sleep I kind of already want to know it
So it doesn't I'm not trying to figure it out
I just want to listen to something I'm comfortable
I want to listen to stuff that I already know the words to
Or I know how it's going to make me feel
I'm trying to experiment as much anymore.
Every once in a while I get a wild hair
and I'll go traveling down that road and be like,
all right, let me see what's good.
And then I'm like, oh, nothing.
And then I go back to
what I already am good with and comfortable with.
Amy.
Ingrid Andress with Sam Hunt,
Wishville drinking.
So this is a song, just a song?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, I love Ingrid Andress,
but this is a song that, yes,
I'm listening to on repeat.
Lunchbox, you haven't seen Sam Hunt
walking around lately, have you?
Huh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, but
No comment.
I can't say anything.
What do you mean you can't say anything?
I've seen other people walking around.
What?
Huh?
You asked me if I've seen Sam Hunt walking around lately.
I said no.
But you've seen other people walking around.
Like other famous people?
I would assume you've seen a lot.
Like, have you seen that again?
I've seen part of it.
Oh my gosh.
This is like Ray with the,
his envelope when he's got a secret.
You know what I'm saying, Amy?
I know what you're saying.
Yeah, thank you.
Amy.
It's obviously, he has seen Sam's other half.
Walking around?
Yeah.
Cool.
Okay. Then say I've seen Sam's wife walking around.
See the baby.
Okay.
I didn't know if I was allowed to say that I've seen the baby.
Well, we know the baby exists.
I know, but not a lot of people seen the baby.
I've had eyes.
Okay.
Yes.
If you took a picture of the baby, I'm going to be mad.
Did you take a picture of the baby?
No comment.
You didn't take a picture of the baby.
Let's just say that...
No, no, let's just say.
Okay, we're out of here.
Listen.
Quick, yes, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Real quick.
Let's just say that the baby was at a park.
Okay, I'm done.
laying on a blanket.
So I may have took the kids for a walk and let it walk by the baby a couple times.
And try to start a conversation.
You tried to start a conversation with Sam Hunt's wife or the baby?
The wife.
And that didn't work?
No.
What in the world did you say?
How did the segment get?
So I just was walking. I was like, oh, that's Sam Hunt's baby. Let's go check it out.
You said that's Sam Hunt's baby. Let's go check it out.
Did you say that to your kids? Or did you say it in your own head?
In my head. Okay. Go ahead. In my head. And so we went to the park and we saw the, you know, the baby on the blanket.
And I went by, oh, I was going. You know, you start with one at least this. And, oh, okay.
So you said it starts with one.
I don't even know what you just said. Because I had all three of my kids with me.
It starts with one.
Yeah, you start with one because they had the one, she had the one.
What did you want her to do?
Be like, oh, you know, it's exciting.
That's crazy.
You know, and then I don't know.
We kind of go into it.
Into what?
Go into it?
There's like a conversation like, how's it going?
How's it?
I don't know it.
I'm just going to play Cody Johnson.
What's going on?
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Josh is on the phone.
He was on the show yesterday and he said, hey, I want to hire Eric Church to play my wedding.
I got to be honest.
I laughed.
I was like, bro, that's a million bucks.
And then I said, what's your budget for your wedding?
And he goes, well, like, $2 million.
And I was like, what?
And then he said, but he had some money passed down to you.
Is that right, Josh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So my dad was a.
professional poker player, a Texas Holden player, and her grandparents actually worked on Wall Street.
That's kind of where everything trickled down from.
And you're not messing with that.
I don't care how much you have.
I think this is a fun segment to talk about anyway, but you're not messing with us.
Like you're really thinking about hiring somebody, like a real-life artist, to play your wedding.
So I've listened to Eric Church since 2007, actually, when he came out with centers like me,
and then I followed him and everything like that.
And my fiancé actually likes Tyler Childress and Craig Morgan.
So we actually just have a three-month-year-old,
and she saw the video of Tim McGraw doing my little girl at a wedding.
So that's kind of where she got the idea,
and we just think that it would be really cool to have someone.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to read you the three that you mentioned,
that are, according to what you were willing to spend,
they're probably low out of reach.
But Eric Church, about $1.5 million to do a wedding.
It's significant.
So know that.
Tyler Childers, about half a million bucks.
According to this site.
And then Tim McGraw, $1 million.
So I looked those three up just to see.
I'll say this, though.
I don't know how accurate this is because they have me by myself for $149,000.
What?
Yeah, why not?
I'll do it.
and they have Bobby Bones and Raging Idiots for $175,000.
Oh, wow.
So, Eddie, your edition is worth $26,000.
Let's go.
Hey, I can just do it for $26,000, too.
So, and I never have spoken to a single person about this.
I didn't give them this information.
So I don't know where it comes from, so know that.
But I have found some artists for you under $200,000, okay?
So if you have $200,000 to spend, and you just tell me on a number scale of one to five,
five meaning that sounds awesome or one meaning, nah, probably not.
for me, okay?
Okay.
Billy Carrington.
Three.
Okay, all right.
Billy Carrington,
probably getting up for $200 grand
according to the site.
It's not bad.
He's a lot of hits
that you'd forget.
Yeah.
You knew.
Martina McBride,
about the same price.
Ooh,
probably four.
Oh, wow.
That one got them thinking.
About $200,000 bucks.
Get Martina McBride.
That would be awesome.
Brothers Osborne, about $200,000.
Oh, man.
Wow.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah, me too rocking.
Rock it out.
John Pardy.
Just because he's newer, I'd go with a three.
Okay.
I'm offended.
I mean, he's got some hits.
All right.
How about Scotty McCreary?
Damn straight.
I'm going to go with another three.
Okay, so so far we've only got one that's a four.
It's Martina McBride.
Okay, how about Travis Trit?
I'm definitely going with a four just because, you know, he's kind of local and, you know,
he's always played in Virginia and man
he rocks the house when he
comes. You could probably get him for $200,000
bucks. Wow. Wow.
Yeah, okay. So here's, I feel like he likes classic
country, like 90s country so far. He's got Martina
and Travis Trit is only fours.
How about Lauren Elena?
You could probably get Lauren and
like Rhett Aiken's
both. Not together in the same band, but
you know, they're both about $100 grand.
I would do Lauren Elena.
zero and Red Atkins
probably about two.
You gave someone a zero.
Did you have to give a zero?
I mean, you could have just said one.
You could have just said one.
You know?
No offense.
You didn't have to go zero.
All right.
So I'll just read you some more real quick.
Billy Ray Cyrus, Kip Moore,
Clay Walker,
Ryan Hurd, Sarah Evans.
Any of those stick out to you?
I feel like Clay Walker is a little,
I would, you know,
I know you're friends with Craig Morgan,
so maybe about a,
friend hookup.
You know, I can text Craig Morgan.
Oh, wow.
Just ask me how much?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'm good friends of Craig Morgan.
Let's see, Craig.
I wonder if he has that rate just like at the top of his head.
Absolutely.
Here it is.
Hold on one second.
I'm going to leave a voice memo.
Hey, buddy.
It's Bobby Bones here.
We're talking about artists playing weddings.
If somebody random was trying to hire you to play a wedding in Virginia.
let's say.
Like, what would you make them pay to play a wedding?
Let me know.
Talk to you soon.
Bye.
Also, you can say, you can tell me privately, then I won't share.
But I'm just curious what you would charge somebody to, you know, play a wedding.
I'm already married and Amy.
All right, bye.
All right.
I mean, it would.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
It would be awesome.
I don't know if you guys remember a long time ago,
but Craig Morgan played my kind of woman on your guys' show.
and he just, he brought, you know, it was his A game,
and I would love for that to be, like, the wedding song.
Okay, well, let's see what he says.
He may respond in the next few minutes.
He may not.
We may have to grab them for another day.
But I just gave you a list of people under $200,000 or lower.
I'm not sure that all that's accurate.
I would think, honestly, Brothers Osborne be a little more than that.
Yeah.
Maybe they're on clearance right now.
They got a week.
They go on, I don't know.
But that's the situation.
So, Josh, here's the deal.
I'm going to let you go now. We've shared some information here. None of them sound like to you you want to spend that kind of money on them. But I have reached out to Craig Morgan and we'll see what his rate is. And who knows, maybe we can make a love connection. That'd be awesome.
How much do you have, honestly? How much do you have to spend? What is your budget for a musical performer at your wedding?
Musical performance, it would honestly be so...
For Craig Morgan. How much would you pay Craig Morgan?
Craig Morgan, I would definitely do
3,500.
3500?
35K, I'm sorry, 35K.
350K.
No, 350K.
You ain't going to get him for 35,000.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
3,500 K.
Okay, we're struggling with numbers this morning.
Listen, it's early, I get it.
So you're saying 350...
Well, let him say it because I'm...
How much are you saying?
Speak to me here, Josh.
How much?
$350,000.
Okay.
Okay.
There you go.
He inherited the money, most.
It's still money.
Money still spent.
Yeah, he can't count it because he has so much.
Okay.
Josh, we will talk to you soon.
And I will let you know what's up with Craig Morgan as soon as he responds, okay?
Wow, awesome.
I appreciate it.
All right, buddy.
We have your number.
I will be in touch.
All right.
All right.
I get 2%.
All right.
See you, buddy.
For lining it up.
All right, there he is.
Josh and Virginia.
How do we feel about that?
I'm a little concerned about the whole number thing, but he's probably just nervous.
He didn't know how to say $350,000.
Or that he couldn't actually...
I know.
I don't know, man.
He started with $3,500 and then went to $35,000, and then we're like, he's still not there, buddy.
He said $3,500,000.
He said $3,500 first, and then $3,500.
I don't know what's happening.
Austin, who lives in Kansas, is on the phone right now.
Austin, what's up, buddy?
Hey, morning video.
So I was calling in me and my family.
We're all big fans.
We like listening to the show and everything.
And my dad and I got to talking,
and we heard that lunchbox went on to Jerry Springer
and basically kind of faked it,
and I was just kind of wanting to know a little bit of that.
All right, here is from Lunchbox 30 seconds
on his Jerry Springer story from the year of.
It was 1998, the fall of 1998.
And go.
It was my sister's best friend, Kamika and I,
we went on as a dating couple for two and a half years.
Then Jennifer and Derek, they were our best friends,
and they'd been dating for two years.
But Kamika and Derek were taking us on the show
to tell us that they've been cheating on us
with each other for a year and a half.
So the two couples, because all the names are kind of confusing,
even to me this far, one from each couple.
Was cheating on, yeah, they were cheating with each other.
And the whole thing was a lie.
Lie.
They lied to go on.
But Jerry Springer didn't know that.
No, no, they make you sign a contract saying
if they find out your line, they can sue you up to $250,000.
When did that expire?
Well, I was only 17, so I couldn't sign a legal document anyway.
But was it illegal for you to sign it as an adult?
No, no, I wasn't an adult.
I know, but you did sign it as well.
I just signed it.
I mean, it's not legally binding.
He's kicking the door now.
Yeah, he did go on.
And it's hilarious.
He looks 12, and he's acting like he's in some romance that's gone wrong.
My father said it should be on YouTube.
Is that correct?
It is on YouTube, yes.
I might have to take the look at that.
Don't might.
Yeah, you might want to Google Scandalous Affairs, Jerry Springer.
Do yourself a favor.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude.
All right, Austin.
Appreciate that call.
Hey, you have a good one.
Yeah, you too, buddy.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So it's really hot this summer, and it turns out that drinking a really cold drink
or maybe even eating ice cream could make you even hotter in the long run.
Like, it'll give you a little bit of a cool-down situation.
I like that little bit, yeah, it's good.
But then you start digesting it, which creates energy and heat, which makes your body temperature go up.
Too much chemistry. I'm out.
If you want to stay hydrated, experts are saying eat cucumbers and melons and things like that that that are high in water content that will keep your body hydrated.
Experts say be fru-frew. That's what I hear.
Who's going to be able to grab a cute?
I'm so thirsty. We hand me a cucumber.
No, that's not happening.
Throwing in your salads.
I think the easier way would be drink room temperature water.
Yes.
But I don't like that.
That cools you down?
I think what it does long term is better for your body.
What cools me down is a freezing cold water.
Yeah.
Going down, it kind of burns a little bit.
Until you start digesting it.
You know, another easier way that I saw, just a headline.
If you're really, really hot, go commando.
Well, I do that when I'm not.
I don't.
I can never.
I dribble too much.
Okay.
There's also people's phones, stop.
People's phones are overheating, too, in the heat.
And so I saw one way to combat that.
They said is take your phone case off, put your battery charger on energy saver, and that'll help keep it cooler.
But whatever you do, don't put it in the freezer because some people are doing that.
It'll also help not to put it in direct sunlight when it's 100 degrees.
Exactly.
So you put in your pocket.
You know, that'll help.
All right, what else?
A company is working on nap boxes for offices, but you have to sleep standing up.
They're shaped like water heaters with a door on the front, and then there's little shelves inside that support your knees, your head, and your butt.
As long as there's support, I could fall asleep.
But I'm not standing.
I would just have to be tall.
There's a difference in being tall and standing.
Because standing, you have to use your legs to stand.
Yeah.
And you can't.
But this will support you and kind of hold you up.
I was getting a haircut last week and I slept for the first 25 minutes of it.
Whoa.
I like the girl.
Sitting up?
Yeah.
I sometimes my schedule is so tight.
and I shouldn't keep it so tight.
And I'm running and all day
and I get an haircut last minute.
And I go in and at this point,
she knows I don't talk much and I go to sleep.
And so I will take a 20 minute nap
two out of five times I get hair cut.
Wow.
But the problem is I twitch sometimes.
And so I twitched when I was asleep
and she goes, whoa.
And she like, so she's like cutting hair
as I'm twitching.
It's like an obstacle course for her.
So she's like, oh, you twitching.
It's hard for me to.
I was like, sorry, sorry.
Then I'm up and it's good.
But I will go to sleep sitting up.
I'm that tired sometimes.
I was picturing you like at the shampoo bowl taking a nap,
but you're just sitting there straight up.
Oh, I sit straight up.
Yeah, sure you do.
The only time I had their sleep is when they bring that thing down on my head from my perm,
that is also,
no, but I do fall asleep sitting up.
All right, what else?
Marin Morris reflected this week on her American Idol audition after her mom came across
the ticket from the day of her audition.
It was in Irving, Texas at the Texas Stadium.
And she said, wow, my mom found this ticket from 2007.
I didn't make it past the first round.
And it's just kind of crazy because look at her now.
She said that her mom keeping this ticket is kind of the equivalent of like saving a 10th place trophy or something.
She was much younger than.
Yeah.
You know, and people are like, well, Mary Morris can't make American Idol.
It's a lot to do with how good you are, what they're looking for.
And I say this is someone who worked on the show for four years.
They're all, Hillary Scott didn't make it.
A lot of great singers that probably just didn't hit when they were vocal.
ready. Or sometimes the producers
just miss. That happens to. Not the
mentors, though. I was pretty right on. Never miss.
Someone in the comments asked her what
song she auditioned to and she said,
Sweet Thing by Chaka Khan and she said, and I
Slade.
So I love her confidence.
Sweet thing. I don't know that.
Yeah, don't on the point.
All right. I got nothing. I'm Amy. That's my
pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news.
With Bobby. Tell me something good.
His name's Tommy. He's 23 years old. He recently got married, but he knew his little brother Timmy could not make it because Timmy had just joined the Navy.
Timmy's request for leave got approved, but he kept it a secret.
So here's Tommy getting married. His brother can't come except his brother can come.
He recorded a fake Wish I Could Be their video message, which here's the message here.
Tommy and Lex, I love you guys all, and I'm sad I can't be there tonight.
Sorry for the short speech.
but if you excuse me
I have a wedding to attend
and then he walked in
come on tell me that doesn't make like
the hair on your head standouts
I got chills that's a good one
so I bet you Tommy and Timmy though
struggle with knowing who their mom was yelling at
if they weren't near
because all you hear is Tommy
Tommy and Timmy this is close
congratulations to Tommy and Timmy that's awesome
and thank you for serving
that is what it's all about
out.
That was tell me something good.
On the phone, Ryan in Florida.
Hey, Ryan, we appreciate your calling.
What's going on, buddy?
Yo, what's up, studio?
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Oh, that's cool.
All right, so it'll be quick, so pretty much.
Want to propose to my girlfriend.
We've been dating for about two years, and I've been helping to raise her baby.
She just got pregnant.
Only problem is, I don't know her ring size, but I want to keep it sort of a secret.
Now, how do I go about doing that?
Okay.
Okay, so, but her finger's going to get bigger.
So it's an interesting time to have to do that.
That's a tough one.
So you got to get it going quick, right?
Because the finger grows.
Yeah, swelling.
Yeah.
Boy, that's a tough one.
I mean, can you get like a, you know, have some baseball cap to go,
you can undo the pops?
Adjustable.
Just for a little bit.
Yeah, the pregnancy does throw a wrinkle in it,
but this is what I would do generally about a ring.
Obviously, you can't say what ring size are.
that gives it away. You can't take her to a ring store and say, hey, check out some, just look at some random
rings. That gives it away. You got a couple options. You can talk to her family. They probably won't know,
but you can have them somehow get it and then get it back to you. If she doesn't have rings,
there's nothing for you to look at, and you ain't going to tape measure her finger in the middle of the
night. So your only option really is to get someone to do that dirty work for you, but it's got to be
seemingly organic. And I don't know much about her, but I know you got to work quick if she's
pregnant because her finger's going to swell.
That's a lot.
You put a lot on yourself here.
It's a tough one for you.
Yeah, that's pretty interesting.
Now, is it possible to get like a ring that's a little too big and then get it like
resize?
Yeah.
You can do that.
I mean, get her a bracelet and then just say here.
You can't grow out of that and then just, yes, you can.
But how are you going to measure that and no one's going to know that size at all?
Like no one's going to know her too big size because her fan.
Well, you can eyeball whether her feet she's got.
Delicate fingers.
Is a dude, you can't eyeball crap about rings of rings of, or pants size or nothing.
No.
Don't try.
We can't, and we can't eyeball anything, nothing.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just telling him, he's going to get into it.
It's like, well, it's a 22.
I don't know what, no, whatever you're thinking is wrong.
You could get a ring that's way too big, purposefully, and be like.
Yeah, like a six.
Size six.
I don't know what that is, right?
That's size six.
I'm just saying for your, for that finger with the ring finger, this is typically
smaller than the other two, and I feel like a six.
Like, but I'm a four, but I've got tiny hands.
I'm not, no, it's not bragging.
It's just I have really weird fingers.
This is what I would do.
I'd say, hey, I don't know what size ring you were.
So I got one that fit on my thumb.
And then we're going to get it resized after you have the baby.
Oh, man's thumb?
That's going to be like an eight.
But at least you can wear it.
Oh, yeah.
You can be like, I got you this ring.
I don't know what size to get, so I had them fit it to my thumb.
Okay.
It's dumb.
I don't know about that.
But you just don't have a lot of options here.
What about, can he take a ring from her jewelry box and just take it in?
have a lot of her. He said that. Yeah. Dang it. Sorry. Good idea. Yeah. So there's a term for this.
It's called Up S Creek. But I think you can do it. But you're going to have to just buy it way too big.
Purposefully. Don't try to guess and be close. And then say, after the baby, we're going to get this resized.
But you can wear it around your neck or you can wear it on your finger for now.
That wasn't a funny. No, that wasn't a joke. I know. I feel stupid because he thinks what I said stupid.
Hey, good luck. Congratulations in advance. And, you know, I hope.
Hope it goes the way you'd like for it to go.
You sound like a good guy.
Thanks, guys.
It's been real awesome talking to you, man.
I can't listen to you all the time.
Thanks, man.
And hopefully you keep listening.
All right.
Have a good rest of the day.
And we will talk again soon, my friend.
Let me know how it goes after it happens, okay?
We'll do.
We'll do.
Thanks, Bobby.
Thanks, studio.
Have a good one.
Okay, it's time now for Amy's Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
A lot of octopus jokes.
recently. Yeah. What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Identical.
That's funny.
That was the morning corny.
Tim McGraw has 45 number one songs.
Wow. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe he had that many. Not because I don't think he has a whole lot, but that is just a number. That's like George straight.
You know, George has got like 60, I think, or something. But I mean, Tim McGraw has 45 number one songs and it's 45.
was this one, 7500 obio.
And he wrote,
thanks to country radio for making it number one.
That's 45 of them.
So I went through his entire library.
Some of the number ones I didn't know.
And some of the number two, three, fours, and fives are massive songs.
It just shows you it doesn't always have to be a number one song to last.
But I have my Mount Rushmore of Tim McGraw's songs,
meaning if I had to put four up on display.
So for people that drove by in South Dakota,
Those are Tim McGraw's songs that changed America.
Here we go.
Number one, don't take the girl.
Take Jimmy Johnson.
Take Tommy Thompson.
And I really was deciding between don't take the girl and Indian Outlaw.
Same time period for me.
I couldn't put them both up.
But I think don't take the girl lasts longer.
Still gets played a little more.
This was the first song that made me feel emotional.
And I was like, this song, man, touching me.
I'm so sad for him.
But I put, don't take the girl
I'm a Mount Rushmore McGraw songs.
Then I put, not that it's my super favorite,
but I do know the impact.
And if I ever go a bull named Fumannchu,
everybody knows that's live like you were dying.
So, you know, we got two like emotional songs there.
Like people are dying in these songs.
They're living, they're dying, they're dying, and living.
So the next one, I put just to see you smile.
Different textured McGraw.
You know, no he's living or dying or dying or living.
He just smiling.
He just smiling, you know.
Said, I never count the calls.
It's worth all that's long.
Just to see you smile.
And the fourth one I put up for Tim McGraw's Mount Rushmore.
But Eddie, you're a massive fan.
What would you have put up there as your fourth one?
Easy, something like that.
I got bog you standing.
white t-shirt. She was killing me in that miniskirt.
I put, if you're reading this.
If you're reading this.
I saw him play this live and he told the story and it was a book that he had written with the guy.
And, you know, they wrote this song.
They said they were, you know, inspired by reading a magazine article on war casualties.
And the whole song is, hey, look, if you're reading this, basically, I'm not alive anymore,
but here's how I feel and who I love and what you meant to me.
And I was like, dang, this never listened to the McGraw of Top Fives,
but I felt like it needed to because, I mean, it still evoked, you know, such an emotion.
So, and I encourage you to listen to this song, too,
because I hadn't listened to it honestly in a long time until they played it.
And I don't know that I would sit at home and work out, do some curls to this song.
Probably not.
But it is just such a good song, and he wrote it.
And so I put, if you're reading this,
there as well. Now I did have an honorable mention and it's not even his song, but Nellie and Tim
McGraw over and over. Oh yeah. When this happened, Tim McGraw being in a Nelly song or hip-hop song
or on pop radio, that didn't happen back then. It was so weird and cool. People are like,
what is this? People that didn't know country music was like, who is Tim McGraw? It just wasn't
something that was done. Now it's all over the point.
place. People are crossing. Not a big deal. But then groundbreaking. And the song was awesome.
I mean, we played it every six minutes. We played it over and over again.
Just constantly on it. So that's my McGraw. I'm out Rushmore there. If you're reading this was put
on for emotional value only because I'm thinking 200 years from now, we're all dead, music's changed.
At least that one has a message. Yeah. You know, they're playing music. We're not even playing it.
We're just thinking it. We can send vibes like waves to each other. Yeah, in the future. So that's my
McGraw, and that's 45 number one songs.
That is crazy.
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The question is, is Amy being
scammed? She's been scammed a lot.
Kid-Cat,
clicking on stuff, computer
gets shut down, all kinds of stuff. He gets scammed quite.
They came to your door and knocked and you gave him some money.
Oh, sure. Yeah. What day is it? Does it end in and why?
Yep, Amy's being scammed. Well, the guy in my door, to be fair,
we shared an emotional moment.
The guy, to be fair, was
faking an emotional moment to scam you.
He was good. Yeah, I bet he was.
I'm good. All right, so what is the new
thing you're wondering if you're being scammed?
So I was searching up something on my phone
on Google and then
all of a sudden it took me not to where I was
searching but a website that said, you've made
the fifth billion search. Confetti
was falling down the page.
That's cool. Then it gave me three different...
No, that's not cool. No, no. No, no.
Then it gave me three different
presents to choose from and
that I had 15 minutes to click on a
prize below, and
it took everything in me not to click
because I thought this is
crazy. Google is
just, it says here that every
fifth billion search,
whoever it is, they send
this too. And Garth did, like, give
the one millionth ticket. A trip
and a car. But do you see this?
Confetti. Grocery stores do that all the time, too.
You're the, though, whatever... All the time. One have you
ever seen it that makes it all the time? I probably
missed out on something, but we'll never know,
because I didn't have any way to find out if it was credible
and I was too nervous to press a box.
Well, you made the right decision.
I haven't looked it up, but that's a scam.
That's absolutely a scam.
But how did it enter being?
How do you know you're the $5 billion search?
I'm sure they have data that searches?
You're sure they have data.
I'm sure they have data.
They have you going to whatever little page that is.
Google?
So you just went to straight Google.
No, I went to Google and I typed in.
You were talking about someone,
and I didn't know who he was, so I Googled him,
and then I clicked on a page about him,
and this is what popped up.
Do you not want to say who it is?
Is it something off the air?
I don't want to say.
You haven't said it on air.
You were just talking about him.
Okay.
Well, here's what is, is the Safari 5 billion search prize real?
The answer is no.
Oh, Safari.
It's a scam.
Safari, not Google.
I guess not.
Safari and Google are not the same company.
I know, but I thought, you know.
If you see the congratulations,
you've made the $5 billion search,
click here to claim your prize,
Don't fall for it.
It's a trap.
It's one of the hackers' deceptive schemes to lure your credit card details and other sensitive info.
Dang.
See?
Why do you still have it up, though?
I took screenshots.
Oh, I thought you were on the page now.
No, no, no.
She's waiting to hit you to push it.
Because it expired in 15 minutes, so I knew I was going to miss.
If I missed out, I missed out.
But it didn't expire in 15 minutes.
It's what it says here.
Okay, Amy, they remind you.
It says that for technical reasons, we are not allowed to keep your invitation open for more than 15 minutes.
technical reasons.
She's one of the prizes.
Mike Google.
I know, but, hey.
I got one, and I'm going to share this.
It was a scam.
It said, bank mobile alert is who it's from as a text.
Yeah.
And then it said, call this number.
Your visa has been temporary locked.
That's crazy.
Visa is probably the most widely used credit card.
I'm assuming Visa is.
So if you're just playing a numbers game and sending this to a lot of people, because I have a visa,
I thought, and I didn't push it, but for a split second.
See?
No, no, not C.
Yeah.
Not C.
For one second, I go, I'm not going to click anything that's sent to me if I don't for sure know it's coming.
So you call them and I guess you've got to give them your credit card number for them to unlock it, quote unquote?
Yes.
Like what's your number?
Yeah.
Wow.
So.
So good.
You can't trust anybody anymore.
Now if I get a text message from a friend straight up, I don't even read it.
It's a scam.
Don't believe it.
I don't trust anything anybody sending me at all.
Unless you come and knock on my door and tell.
It's like back to the 20s again.
I don't trust anything except human to human contact.
But yes, Amy, you did right by not clicking that.
Good job, Amy.
And then we've shared with listeners, don't fall for that because you're not the 15th billion.
On Safari.
On Safari.
Or anything.
Anything.
Or anything.
You didn't win anything by just logging on.
Yeah.
And your friend or whomever I was searching, I don't know what's up with his name.
Is it attached to certain people?
I don't remember what you're talking about.
I know.
Tell you later.
So I don't know how to answer that.
Okay.
Amy didn't get scammed and that is a small victory.
We're teaching.
Teach children well.
Maybe they won't click on the scam accounts.
We did a draft on the country artists that we think live the most normal lives.
Meaning even though they're big stars, we think that they're pretty well grounded.
And if we had to go, that's a pretty normal person based on the wild success they've had.
So, in first place, with Luke Combs, John Ponce.
party and Kipmore is Morgan.
Her team ended up
in first place. Wow. A
close second, the team of
that I picked Thomas Rett,
Kane Brown, and Luke Bryan.
Oh, great. They were the
second team. And so
the last place person I'll read you in a second has to
feed Morgan breakfast coming up some point next week
during the show. And we'll get to that
just a bit. But those are your first two.
Like what kind of breakfast? She eats like a bar, so we just...
Well, maybe she wants a little something special that day.
Yeah, maybe I want some pancakes.
That was the punishment.
Yeah.
So whomever finished last has got to feed Morgan breakfast on the show next week.
Okay?
Let's go to the news now.
Here we go.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Netflix has announced.
They'll be trying a new feature that allows users to, quote, add a home to their account.
Now, what that means is the feature will allow you to share your password with another home for the fee of $2.99.
Yeah.
So it's lesser, but you still have to pay something.
as they're stopping all the sharing, people stealing.
So $2.99, it will launch in five different countries next month,
and then eventually, if it works well, be everywhere in the United States.
Lunchbox's your thoughts.
I don't like this because I do the sharing.
Like, I...
You do the sharing?
He does the illegal sharing.
You do the stealing.
Is that what you're trying to say?
Yeah.
I do the...
I guess you call it stealing.
And so $2.99 a month, that just seems crazy to me when we already have it set up where I already have a profile.
You have it set up where you're stealing.
No, I'm following the rules.
It doesn't say anything about it.
Okay, well, they're changing the rules.
Yeah, yeah, but they shouldn't.
They shouldn't go back on their rules.
When you have rules in place.
Now, there's not a rule that says you can give it to all your friends.
People just did that.
You're not paying for it and you're using it.
They're paying money to create this stuff.
And you know how they make the money to make this stuff?
It's by you, subscribe.
It's by my in-laws paying for their account.
That's that I get it.
But now that's all going to come crumbling down.
I'll just cancel.
What does that mean?
Just delete your mobile.
Cancel?
don't have anything to cancel.
Exactly.
I won't get my $2.99.
Okay.
They'll lose more people of views.
They keep losing people.
You'll show them much more.
Yeah.
They've been losing millions and millions of people and guess what?
I'll be another one.
The best way to read someone's emotions.
Well, that's this next story from APA.org.
Only use your ears and allow yourself to hear the entire sentences that people are speaking.
It's almost best to whenever you really want to dial in and go, I need to pay attention to this.
Physically touch your ear to remind yourself.
only to listen.
I would suggest that you don't do it big.
Like, pull your ear.
It's just like a brief to go, okay, I'm just listening.
Well, you could be on the phone.
Yes.
Yeah, mostly when it is this and it's an emotion.
Yeah.
I'm with someone and I really want to jump in sometimes.
You're like, but, but, but sometimes I go take some breaths and just listen to the whole thing.
And I struggle with that sometimes.
But they say don't close your eyes.
You don't literally have to, but make sure you're listening and let people finish their sentences.
because what you hear in complete sentences is really the person's emotions.
We probably all could do a better job at debt.
Yes, 100%.
U.S. Marshals are offering a $5,000 reward for a man mistakenly released from prison, right?
This is from Fox News.
And when I saw it, I thought $5,000, dang, that's, usually the rewards are much bigger than that.
But you know who the guy is?
It was the guy that allegedly shot Lady Gaga's Dog Walker.
Oh.
He got out?
Well, on a clerical issue.
The U.S. Marshal Service announced Monday a $5,000 reward for information, leading to the arrest of the man who's accused of shooting pop star Lady Gaga's dog walker and attempting to steal her canines.
James Howard Jackson, 19, didn't realize he was so young, was one of three people charged for the attempted murder of Ryan Fisher and the attempted burglary of Lady Gaga's dogs.
The marshal said he was released from jail due to a clerical error.
He's considered to be armed and dangerous.
He's one of five people arrested in April, but five grand.
You would think that would be a little...
More than five grand?
Yeah, especially with inflation.
Like, should be like eight.
Yeah.
Just until we could.
The gas prices are crazy.
Although they're falling fast.
Real fast.
I saw that.
Yeah.
Well, so, I mean, he's released.
So the whole time he knows, like, I wonder why I'm getting out right now.
No.
No.
I think it's inside job.
Like, his crew paid someone said, hey, make a clerical error.
And they gave him the heads up like, hey, man, they're going to come and they're
going to let you out.
And we got it set up for you.
To make a clerical error, you think that you pay to do that?
Yeah.
You pay someone on the inside to accidentally.
I don't know about a clerical error.
Okay, move that decimal there.
Well, no, it's like a clerical error is like they change his release date.
Yeah, yeah.
They type it in wrong in the computer.
I get it.
And boom.
You can really identify who that is, though.
Real easy.
Yeah, but you can just say it was an accident.
I was going to do paperwork and I did it on an accident.
Well, so, I'm so they're investigating.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The accident.
No, your honor, the mass murder, I freed.
That was an accident.
Okay, well, you're okay.
Nobody's perfect.
As long as you told me the truth, Jan Brady.
The facts we know are the ones in this story.
And based on that, I just sit there.
I wonder if he's like biting his tongue like, oh, dang, like, I'm not supposed to be getting out right now.
No, I think he's like, oh, okay.
Let's go.
He's whistling, so they don't pay any attention to him.
There are more millionaires in America than ever before.
I read this story.
My mind was blown at how many millionaires there are in America.
Amy guess.
Listen, I don't know.
I drive around town sometimes, and I'm like, where do these people come from?
And what in the world do they do?
So how many millionaires?
Yeah.
Huh.
I don't know. A million.
Okay.
That's a good guess.
That's a lot. A million millionaires.
There's a lot.
Any guess?
How many people in America are there?
Eddie, how many windows in the building?
Let's go.
Let's go, five million.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Okay, lunchbox?
But maybe.
I'll say 2.5 million.
Okay.
According to government statistics, and by the way, there are 329 million people in America.
Okay.
According to government statistics, there are over 20 million millionaires.
What?
20?
What?
And there are 700 billionaires.
Oh my gosh.
The United States has more millionaires
in the other country in the world.
Yet we don't have health care.
That last part was the part added by me.
That wasn't the story.
Phrases, we don't have health care
and people can't afford their medication.
What?
Did the, what?
Money's so weird.
Yeah.
I aim into that.
What is?
Amen.
That's pretty deep.
You know what else is weird?
How TV works.
I don't know how this signal comes in and puts,
I don't know.
Right.
Yeah.
I know.
It's crazy, man.
Amazon is suing basically Facebook.
because these groups, they're paying people to post fake product reviews.
And so Amazon's like, wait, you can't do that.
It's actually affecting our business, too.
So Amazon is suing administrators of more than 10,000 global Facebook groups.
Wow.
So if you're an in men of one of these groups and you're doing this, they're coming at you,
they call retail giant has begun legal action against owners of these nefarious Facebook groups.
Members are persuaded to post positive reviews in all of them.
these stores and on different Amazon
categories and then they are
making it
easier or harder for people
to pull the trigger. You can't do that. This is not
legit. I base so many
purchases on reviews. Like anything
that I'm interested in buying, I'm like, ooh, let me read the reviews.
That's so deceiving.
Do you do it with restaurants?
We book a lot of restaurants through OpenTable,
the app, where we just like, let's just see where we can get in right now.
And we look at the stars,
but it's only like nine reviews.
so I don't think there's like 10,000 Chinese people making the restaurant look cool.
Right, because sometimes I look up restaurants and it's like, I bet you these are all the staff writing great things about the food.
Oh, I would. If I were my place, I would really care about that and I would ask my friends to do it.
It affects you like a lot. Like one time, my sister was just upset for a whole day because someone gave her coffee shop like a one-star review and she's like, that kills us because people do look at it.
Yeah.
they were
bombing my Stanley book
Yeah that's true
Because people were like wait this is not the
I got a sign piece of art a week before
It's the whole thing
And I was like yes that was the thing
And so they were going one star
But thankfully listening were like we're not going to allow the book bombing
And they went over and like
Overrode it with a bunch of five stars
I'm very grateful for that
Which by the way
Okay that's the news close that up there
Those were Bobby's big
Stories
Speaking of that
I want to make sure everybody that wanted a signed
book today at 11 a.m. I'm doing a live signing 11 a.m. Central. So you can do the math from wherever
you are 12 Eastern 11 central 10 Mountain 9 Pacific for like 30, 45 minutes. I'm going to get online.
You go to bobby bones.com and we're doing a live signing and we have a company working with us.
So I'm going to sign the art thing. Boom, pop in the book and mail it. We're going to mail it off to you.
It's a 20 bucks. You get the book and the sign. And if you don't, that's awesome too. But we will do that at
bobbybones.com. 11 central today. Just go up there and find that link.
All right, thank you very much.
The Mega Million was 555 million bucks last night.
Here is Lunchbox going to buy lottery tickets for the Bobby Boneshow Pool.
How's it going, man?
How's you doing, man? Good. I need you to help me become famous and rich.
You know what I need, right?
Mega millions. Let's go.
Now, be pressing those buttons with your like, like spirit.
Like, come on.
Man, yeah, he's going to win. He's going to win.
Man, when you're touching those, how do they feel?
Let me see those lucky fingers.
Let me see those lucky fingers.
Let me say, wait, wait, which fingers you touch them with?
Okay, I touch those lucky fingers real quick.
Woo!
Yeah, baby!
Let me touch those lucky fingers one more time.
Not in a creep boy, just like in a good luck way.
Here we go.
Here we're going to do it.
Win mega million touching fingers!
All right.
Thank you.
Have a great time.
It's weird that your chant was touching fingers.
Yeah, it's very strange.
Yeah, I mean, touching fingers is strange.
Let me see your paint.
Let me see fingers.
Yeah, then let me touch them.
But then that in your chant, you know.
But it's consistent.
I can appreciate that.
You go, how many tickets you get?
We got 50 tickets.
Did we win millions?
Guys, I am sorry.
Okay, no, no, okay.
Just say yes or no.
Did we win millions?
I'm sorry to say we did not win millions.
Did we win thousands?
Guys, I am sorry to say we did not win thousands.
How much do we spend total?
$100.
Did you buy any tickets outside of us?
No, I can't because then you would argue about,
oh, did you buy those tickets in the pool?
And then you took them out?
So I can't do that, which really ruins my lottery game, but that's okay.
I'm willing to sacrifice for the team.
Did we win hundreds?
Guys, come on.
We did not win hundreds.
We're okay.
So we put 100 bucks in.
20 bucks each.
20 bucks each.
What do we come out with, total?
$2.
We got the one power, one mega million ball.
This is dumb.
I don't know why we keep doing this.
So what is that, 35 cents each?
Guys, I got great news, though.
What?
Nobody wants.
Friday's drawing is now $630 million.
Say it with me.
$630 million.
We are going to do it.
Friday is the day.
Let's go.
Let's get that money in a pot and let's win.
I think I'm done.
I'm in.
Thank you.
Here's a thing.
I'm into.
Yes.
Let's go.
It's the dumb it. Listen.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Right. Do we need to double it up?
Get more tickets?
How many people do you think played this last lottery?
We shouldn't do this.
And not one winner?
No, here's why.
Because three of the numbers were in the 30s.
And so no one, if you're filling out numbers,
you're never going to put 30, 32, 37.
You're like, can I just go 20?
We just go 20 here?
You want to only only 20?
Yes, because we're wasting our money.
It's just fine.
It's only worth 20 bucks of entertainment to me.
It's not worth 40 bucks of entertainment to me.
I mean, $40.
that means more chances to win.
This is all entertainment.
So I have $20 entertainment fee.
I would like to pay it.
And that's what I will go for.
Unless you guys are going more than I'll back out.
You want to go more, Eddie?
Guys, I think I'm out.
Okay.
I agree.
That's the move.
That's the move.
Eddie.
I have $20.
You have a family to think about.
Think about how your family is going to be building a house out of $630 million.
You will build it out of dollar bills.
$100 dollar bills.
Someone's steal your house, dude.
Yeah, that would be good.
You're really going to get out?
I think I'm out.
Then we got to.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Anybody else in real quick.
Last five seconds.
Scoob is in.
Always in.
That's it?
Always in.
Okay.
We have 80 bucks total for the round.
Eddie is going to feel so stupid.
No, he's not.
He's going to go, thank God I didn't spend that money.
One, two, three, four.
Ray, well, you play voicemail number one from last night.
Lunchbox.
I literally spent $50 on the mega millions because of you, and I lost.
What do you have to say about that?
All right.
Listen, man, you got to keep going.
The great philosopher ahead of his time,
always said fail until you don't.
So you've got to keep playing.
It wasn't about luck games.
When I said that, it wasn't about games of chance.
I mean, Eddie obviously didn't read your book.
It's not about games of chance.
But thank you.
We will play one more time.
We'll have Friday night.
So we won't until Monday?
On the air.
And we come back Monday.
Guys, if we have $630 million,
who!
I mean, we will drive to Eddie's house and dance and laugh in front of his front door.
No, don't do that.
I mean, we will rub it in your face forever.
What do we got to do to get the one that's going to win?
Do you want in?
No, man.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Well, let me share this with you guys.
So we did a draft of country artists who lived the most normal lives.
And the number one overall pick by Morgan was Luke Combs.
And so on her draft picks through the round, she had Luke Combs, John Party, and Kipmore.
She finished first.
I finished second.
My first pick was Thomas Rett, then Kane Brown and Luke Bryan.
Coming in in third place
Was Amy
Yeah
You said I was gonna be in the bottom
Yeah
Dirk's Bentley
Miranda Lambert and George Strait
We're at three
Or we're at third place
So there are two people
Near the end
Lunchbox and Ray Mundo
So if I'm just gonna share the teams with you
Lunchbox's team is
Jake Owen Chris Stapleton and Kelsey Ballerini
Yeah I mean
Not bad
Most Normal Live
Superstar Country
stars that live the most normal life.
And Ray Mundo's with Garth Brooks, Sam Hunt, and Dustin Lynch.
Who do you think lost?
Ray.
Ray Mundo.
The team in the last place.
Oh, man.
And they will feed Morgan next week on the show.
I mean, I kind of hope it's lunch, but...
Is Ray.
Yes!
Dang it, G.
The Garth Brooks, man.
Oh, man.
You'll pay that you'll pay next week and then we'll do another draft at some point,
but you're out the next time.
So, sorry, Charlie.
What am I feeding her?
Well, we'll figure all that out.
She'll declare her what she'd like and we'll get it.
Well, she has a bell.
All she does is a smoothie.
Cool.
You'll hold it for her when she drinks it?
You'll hold my straw.
She liked that.
Morgan never laughs like that.
She liked that.
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Hey, Gerald, appreciate your calling.
What's going on?
Hey, good morning, studio.
Morning.
I just called Cal to Sally Lunchbox.
Do not give up on winning my 1990.
So don't say it's not
Do not give up as something you say to someone
He's training for a marathon
Trying to get a promotion
Having trouble with their kids
Getting through math
Like don't give up
Because you put in time and effort and work
It can actually affect that
This is a game of chance
That's like saying don't give up at the crap
The Crapstable man
Even though you've lost all your money
And you can actually do nothing except just hoping
Don't give up
No, it's a game of chance
So you can continue playing and have fun
And you have a chance
but giving up or not giving up doesn't affect winning at all.
No, it does. If you don't play, you can't win.
So that's giving up. If you play, you will definitely lose.
You've already lost thousands and thousands.
No, no, no. You won't definitely lose.
How much have you lost over the years?
I can't do that math in my head.
Over $10,000? Probably.
No, definitely.
But yes, but when I win $630 million, that $10,000, I'll be like, I'll use that to wipe my butt.
Oh, my gosh.
Who cares?
$10,000.
I'll go in and tip a waitress $10,000 if I win $600 million.
You wouldn't even do that.
No chance.
No chance.
He'd wipe his butt before you went to tip a waitress.
I think that if you want to keep playing because you enjoy the thrill, keep playing.
But don't give up is not this.
It's not going to help you or hurt you.
Somebody can play once and win.
That's not the do with not giving up.
That's all.
I appreciate that call.
That's really cool that your mother-in-law won $5 million.
That's crazy.
Somebody wins.
Exactly.
In 1993.
Why can't it be us?
And just so you know,
Sisson Raimundo is in.
His wife texted me and said,
I'll give you $20 and make sure we're in this.
Ray?
Let's go.
I needed her approval.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
All right, we'll come back in a second.
We've got a couple things to talk about.
We'll talk about the public displays of affection
that women actually like and the ones that they don't.
I know what they like.
No, you don't.
I'll bet.
So we'll do that.
And then I'll update you.
if I got a text back from Craig Morgan or not.
Oh, yeah.
Ask him, hey, how much to play a wedding?
And so we'll give you that update as well.
I'll be doing a live signing for my kids book today at 11 o'clock central time,
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You can get the book.
The book's like 16 bucks.
I'm over for like 20 bucks you can buy it.
Signed, we'll mail it to you, all that.
But find the details at bobbybones.com.
We were doing that today at 11 central.
A Michigan woman is suing her date for $10,000 for standing her up.
and the judge hearing her case
and they got into a whole wild
shouting match, it's the whole situation
when she accused of the judge of insulting
her intelligence. Like she sued a guy, then yelled at the judge.
It's all the thing.
She is suing Richard Jordan
in Flint, Michigan for intentional
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in the court of Judge Herman
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in 2020. She claimed
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on her mother's birthday
and her mom had just passed away
claiming he had intentionally and deliberately heard her by doing so.
The court hearing quickly went off the rails because she started yelling at the judge.
And it sounds like somebody yelled at a judge.
It's a pretty ridiculous case, right?
During the video posted online, she appears to be at home because they had to do some Zoom.
She sued for $10,000 and that's it.
It's like it's a bad date, sorry.
So that's the situation there.
It's from the Daily Mail.
He probably didn't know.
Her mom died or had nothing to do with it.
It was a day.
Remember the one?
when they called us and was like, I'm mad at Luke Bryan because my mom had just died and I saw him in a casino and he wouldn't
say hi. And I was like, he didn't know your mom died and he was at a tableway over there. So we're probably all
guilty, a little bit of assigning what's happening within us to other people and they're not reacting the right way.
This was a crazy incident. I'm not saying we're like this, but I think we can learn from this a little bit.
Sometimes built inside of us, we're sad or angry and that sits there and affects our relationship with other people.
like when Eddie doesn't invite me somewhere all the time.
Right. Yeah. I probably, that's a lot of things happening at once. Nobody inviting me and I take it out on you.
I think we've talked about it though. We've talked it out.
Have we though? A little bit. Have we? Yeah. Are you feeling better about that?
No, not really. Okay. I want to talk to Tim and Maine. Let's go talk to Tim who has a master's in finance and wants to add to the show.
Hey, Tim, what would you like to say?
Hey, Bobby, how you doing? Doing pretty good. Thank you for calling.
So for a while now I've been listening to Lunchbox, talk about how he is playing the lottery,
and he told us how much he was spending over the last 18 years.
He said he was spending about $150 per pay period, about $300 a month.
Correct.
Well, finance provides the tools, which call the future value of an annuity,
that you can calculate what the future value of that were you to invest those kinds of dollars
in the S&P 500.
So I did all that math.
I took what he's been spending,
and I put it in.
He's basically invested $70,200 over the last 18 years
if the numbers he provided were correct.
And the future value of that,
based at the S&P 500 over that same 18-year period,
was $184,000.
So had he not played the lottery and just put that money into,
and what is the S&P 500?
I was going to say, we'll simplify it for my sake.
We'll just call it the market.
Oh, yeah, because I read all these news stories.
The market's doing great right now.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you talking about the stock market?
Okay, go ahead.
We're just going to call it the market for its sake of us being elementary level people.
Go ahead.
So the market over that period of time, and it suffered some pretty significant downs in 2008 and 9.
So these numbers have significant downs.
So lunchbox, if you're going to use that as an argument,
and it's not going to hold any water.
But the S&P 500 over that 18-year period
was 9.7-47%.
And $184,000 would have been the future value.
Now, over a 35-year career,
if he continued with that behavior
in investing that kind of money,
he would be a millionaire when he retires in a year.
Instead of playing the lottery
and just investing his lottery money,
that would have made him a millionaire.
He would have invested over that 35-year period,
$136,000.
And again, I'm going to use the S&P or the market rate that was over the past 18 years and project that to the future to another 30, to a total of 35 years.
He would have made $1.084673 million in that 35 year career at that rate.
Lunchbox, your thoughts on the fact that if you just put the lottery money in that, you'd be a millionaire.
Let me compare here.
I see numbers over here that he's been right down.
I'm trying to see.
Can you guys just tell me which is greater than or less than $630 million or 1.0846 million?
Well, I'm going to say the fictional $600 million that you have is less than.
Is less than the $1 million you would have actually had.
But I don't even know what he's saying the S&P.
We just called it the market now.
This is where you can put your money.
Is it the stock market?
Is that we're talking about?
It's where you can invest money.
But where do I put it?
Where do I put it?
I mean...
You just drop it off.
That's what I'm saying.
You guys are like, oh, just put it in this market.
Like, where?
I've never been to this market.
It's by Kroger.
Is it a supermarket?
Go to Kroger, take it left.
I would have no idea when he's saying put it in the S&P.
But that's why you go to somebody who knows what they're doing.
Like you've got to Tim.
Go to him.
I don't know Tim.
I don't either.
There's a lot of Tim's out there.
Here's the thing.
I don't know anybody that does that.
You get on Google and you go, who does that.
And I'm just going to hand some stranger my money.
Oh, that sounds like a great idea.
You do when you go and buy the lottery.
But yeah, when the lottery, guess what?
They give me something in return.
They give me lottery tickets.
I'm going to go to Tim and his office.
Some random Tim guy.
Never met him in my life.
I'm going to go.
Here's $200.
And then I'm going to walk out and guess what he's going to give me?
Nothing.
No, he would actually show you where your money's invested and you can log into your account and see it.
Just like your checking account.
And you would see it going to happen instead of down.
I don't know about that.
So, shady.
No, it's not shady.
It's, it's America.
It's a finance system.
Here's what I'm going to say.
You'd have a million bucks, right?
In 35 years.
Overall, you'd already have $180,000 right now.
Yeah, total.
You're 15 away.
But I couldn't do anything with that $180,000.
You take it out right now and spend it all.
No, because then I wouldn't have a million.
But you could stop at $180,000.
That would be yours.
The end.
Take it out right now.
$180,000.
Now...
They charge me a fee to take it out?
Probably a little one.
They'll probably take half.
We don't know.
Listen, but they're going to take half of your lottery money, too.
So don't act like that $660 is a real thing, too.
Okay, 340.
So here's what I'm going to say.
I feel like if you did this for 35 years and all that 35 years, you won and you want a $1 million lottery.
And you're like, I want a million.
You just don't have less money than if you just put it in.
Even if you want a million dollar prize.
Oh, because they're going to take taxes?
And I think you're being conservative on how much you spend on the lottery.
Probably.
Yeah, he's probably low.
Yeah.
But none of this really resonates at all.
Well, I understand what he's saying.
But like he said, I didn't know.
I still don't know.
I'm, what, almost 41.
Don't know what, the S&P, I don't know where to do that.
I don't know how to do any of that.
So I'm not going to go to some random dude or woman.
I bet there's a woman that do it too.
Everybody's random.
Until they're not.
So you'd have to, hey, Tim, I'm going to not spend any more time on this.
I just got a text from someone says, don't listen to Tim.
Who is that person?
Let me see.
Now you're making it up.
No, no.
Any, like, did I get a text?
You got multiple texts.
Yeah, you got text.
Who's it from?
Can I say her first name?
Tammy.
Tammy.
I don't know who that is.
It's like a fake name.
I don't know who that is.
Tim, thank you.
I really appreciate the call.
You've really shared some insights
that we appreciate.
No problem.
All right, buddy.
Hold on, I got a couple stories.
No, he's hung up now.
He wants to go toe to toe once we hang up.
I got to do a story here.
Which public displays of affection do women love
and which ones do they think are bad?
Amy, which ones do you like?
Holding hands.
Okay, which other ones do you like?
Maybe like hand on the knee.
Okay, anything else?
A peck.
Which do you not like?
I would not like any kind of makeout session.
Fondling.
What?
What are the other...
Lunchbox, what do women like?
They like the hand in the butt.
They like the hand in the back pocket.
Yeah, when you're walking, put the hand in the butt.
What if they say they don't?
Like Amy says she doesn't.
She's lying.
She's trying to act all.
I don't like that.
But if her husband does that in public, she's going to be like, yeah.
Hand in the butt.
According to the study of 4,000 women at 2022.
Hand holding, classy.
Putting your hand on someone's lower back.
Classy.
Yeah.
A kiss on the cheek.
Classy.
And a gentle hug, classy.
What do women dislike?
Anything to do with a butt?
Sorry.
A butt slap.
A butt pinch.
Not classy.
Massaging shoulders with both hands in public.
Not classy.
No.
And aggressive.
hugs, not classy.
What's an aggressive hug?
Yeah, what's that mean?
No, I don't know.
Like a real rough hug?
Okay, Ray, I hear you.
Ray's telling me to break.
I can't update you on Craig Morgan yet.
Dang.
Yeah, sorry, Ray's saying I'm break.
Thank you, Tim.
Thank you, lunchbox.
Yeah, yeah, you're welcome, man.
I'm going to check out the S&P right now.
Listen, I'm not the guy to ask about that.
I don't know what it is either.
I know it put your money in it and it grows.
Or it doesn't.
That's not all I know.
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Amy says stars are just like us.
You saw Charles Esten?
Yeah.
From Nashville, from Outer Banks.
Outer banks.
From the office.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, he's been in a lot.
Whose line is it anyway?
Yeah.
It's a good one too.
Yeah, what was he doing?
He was hiking, but not only was he just hiking just for fun, but he was with this relief
organization that goes on these hardcore hikes or they, like, carry things to train,
and they travel around the world, like doing disaster.
relief and helping people.
And I thought, wow, that's crazy.
I mean, it's not like he even said that about himself at all.
I saw him first.
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Did it look like a hard hike?
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Stopped.
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a part of a group that's doing this.
Yeah, he's a pretty normal dude.
Yeah.
And really nice.
His truck is very hardcore too.
Oh, I don't know his truck.
Yeah.
Some of these country guys have really cool trucks.
It's really cool.
Yeah, they're always a little, they're big.
It was like not too big, but like cool.
Rugged.
Oh, wow.
That's what, Kane Brown needs that.
On the side of the truck.
Because Cam Brown's got the most awesome trucks,
but everybody keeps trying to catch him.
He needs like wings that come out, like,
guns like on an airplane.
plane. That's cool. Yeah, Charles Esten's
good dude, as I like to call him,
Chip. That's right. All right, we're done.
We'll see you tomorrow. I'm going to
change somebody's life tomorrow, and I'll
just tell you tomorrow. That's that tease.
We'll see you then. Goodbye, everybody.
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