The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Eddie Caught His Sons Saying Something Inappropriate…or So We Debate + Songs You Didn’t Know Were Written About Celebrities + A Listener Calls Out Lunchbox on the Chris Janson Gift Card

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Eddie said he caught his sons saying something inappropriate. We debated whether he was overreacting or not. Bobby shares a list of songs and the celebrities who they were written about. A listener comes on the show to call out Lunchbox on something he said recently about the gift card he got from Chris Janson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning studio. Morning. Hope everybody's good. Coming up later, we're going to play Never Going to get it. You guys want to practice one to get your mind flowing? Yeah.

On average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes to do this, and it annoys most of us. What is it? We won't drag this one out, but about an hour or so we'll get a caller on and play it. But on average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes to do this, and it annoys most of us. You guys are good? Yeah. If you get it, I give you a dollar. I got it.

Well, I need you all to ride it down so you don't steal an hour. Everything I'm thinking of takes way longer. Trust me. You can win a dollar, or if you're sure you have it. you can bet me $2. No. Okay, so it's up to you guys. No.

Everybody in? Yeah. Morgan, what do you have? Washing the dishes. Lunchbox? Cool down the car. Eddie? Washing the dishes.

Amy? Waiting in line. Anybody feel so sure about it? I mean, the fact that both of us got washing the dishes, I'd say yes. You're going to bet $2? No. But if we both get it, is it 50 cents each? No.

It's a dollar if you got it. The answer is, 13 minutes is what people feel like is being late. The answer is being late is socially unacceptable. We got a more fun one coming up, but nobody got that one. That was a tough one. Speaking of washing things, Amy was telling me they have an all-in-one washer and dryer now. My mind is blown.

Talk to me. Now, if it really does a good job doing both, that's great. But if it's like shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle, that never works as well. It's like a shampoo and a conditioner. You're right. So what did you see? I can't speak to how well it works, but my sister was telling me about it. and she said that, yeah, you put it all in

and you press all the buttons to make it wash. And then, suddenly, when the water goes away, it turns into dryer, and you press those buttons, and it starts drying the clothes. It also doesn't make sense we haven't had this already. It's not... Totally. It's a hovercraft.

Right. It's just a... I know. Like a drum, you put clothes in, and you feel like you can wash it and put some... I say that. I have no idea how a washer or drawer works. I don't know how it works, but...

But, yeah, I'm surprised this hasn't been a thing, but that being said, if it is a thing, that's amazing. Yeah. I mean, if this is the future, I'm here for it. And the worst, the worst. W-O-R-S-T, capital W, was having to go to the laundromat. Oh, yeah. We had to do it a lot of my life as a kid.

We didn't have a washer and dryer and they had to do it in college some too. The worst, you just hang out. And there's no AC. You just sweat and people fight over the racks to hang. Oh, the laundromat was tough. Anybody having to deal with laundromat now? Like I empathize, I feel you. I ain't doing it anymore.

But that was a tough years for me. What are you going to say? You ever like go back and you took a little too long and somebody took all your stuff out of the dryer and put it on the table? No, nobody. Oh, like took it and put it out. Yes. I thought I meant like took it like stole it. I was going to say no. It's kind of understood. Like don't don't take people stuff even if they left it in there.

Yeah, no one ever stole it. I would just take like maybe two hours to go back and they'd get my stuff and put it on the table and like great. It would just be piled up because everything was full. Okay, well if we can find it, maybe we'll link that up on our stuff. The washer and dryer all in one. Sounds pretty awesome. At lunchbox, you want to try it? Yeah. You do the first level? Yeah, you ready?

Go ahead. It's time. It's time. It's pretty good. Okay, you're on it, you're on it. Hey, so is it lunch? Lunch, you, me? Yes.

Yeah. No, it's... Yeah, it's me, Bobby, Eddie. Okay, go. It's time. It's time. It's time. Oh, my gosh.

Eddie, you go a second. Okay, go. Go, go. Go lunchbox. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. I don't know, hit the glow

You send an email And we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag Yeah We won't do that anymore But fun little experiment All right we go Hello Bobby Bones

I have an 8 year old daughter Who absolutely loves to sing She's almost constantly singing some sort of tune We have encouraged it her whole life Because she's had so much fun The problem is the older she gets The worst it gets

Oh She has seriously tone deaf It's painful to listen to Of course at home, we just enjoy being serenaded, but she started to get picked on at school for singing. My problem is that she asked me to sign her up for the school-wide talent show, and I don't know what to do. I don't want her to get in front of the whole school and embarrass herself, but I don't want to crush her dreams either. Please give me some amazing parenting advice. Signed a supportive, not so much, parent.

This is what I say. Sign her up and let it go. Sign her up and let her sing. Let her learn the hard way? It's not even the hard way. Just sign her. her up, you don't ever want to hold someone back when they can actually go out and try. If she goes out and she doesn't like her experience, then she'll stop herself. I don't think you should stop her if she has the ability to go out and sing.

Sign her up. Let her go do it. I think you can put her in singing lessons. I think she can find out her own way if she wants to not sing. Who knows, she might have some other talent and music that she needs to discover by singing poorly. And maybe it's not even poorly. Maybe she just doesn't know how to sing yet. Sign her up.

She needs to do this talent show. If she wants to do it, let her do it. Encourage her. And when she gets off stage, give her a big old hug. And you don't have to say, well, that was a great vocal performance. Be like, I'm so proud of you. You got up and you did that. She can learn so much by just getting in front of people and performing.

So that's what I say. Sign her up. If she can't sing right now, let her learn herself. Amy? Well, yeah. I mean, I think shutting this down, that she could carry that with her the rest of her life. and she might not pursue other things that she wants to. That, again, like you said, could lead to X, Y, Z.

So I'm with you. We got to sign her up. Eddie? I think that you guys are halfway there. Go ahead. You also have to have an honest conversation with her that say, hey, I don't think you're there yet, but it doesn't mean that you can't get there. She's not competing.

I get it. But she says she's getting worse as the years go. So you have to encourage her and be like, hey, let's work harder. Let's work. I don't think you're there yet. What is she is working hard? But I don't think is not encouraging. You can do straight encouragement and be like, hey, we're going to get better.

The don'ts. Leave the word don't out of it? Well, that's not encouragement. I don't think you're good. That's not encouragement. But it's like, hey, if you want to sing, we got a lot of work to do because to be great, it takes a lot of work and a lot of effort. That's it.

That's good. But you've got to have that conversation with her, though. I don't think we say work harder. She's also eight. She's eight. Let her sing. She'll figure it out. Let's hope Eddie's not in this position.

Oh, I've been in this position. And you said... He don't play that sport anymore. Oh, no. His call? Yeah, his call. After you said what? No, after I said, hey, if you're going to do this, let's go 100%.

It doesn't sound like that's what you said based on how the first part of this conversation started. And, yeah, he doesn't play that sport. Supportive parent, go be supportive. She's eight. Let her sing her brains out. She really won't even start developing that voice until she's 12 or 13 anyway, like her real voice. So we support you supporting her. That's the mailbag.

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So here's some audio from Lunchbox. we were coming back from our iHeart country festival in austin texas we had to go to the airport do the thing you do go through metal detector whatever that is you wait in line maybe get a starbucks but the line was so long because it was in the morning get on the plane fly home the lunchbox went to the tsa and asked if they had a what special entrance for celebrities oh boy well i mean guys usually when you go to lax special entrance usually have you ever gone through a special entrance in your entire life for a celebrity?

No, but I see other celebrities do it. And have you ever seen actually seen it happen? No. Okay. But I see it on TMZ. Here is clip number one. So this first clip, are you in Nashville? Yeah, I'm leaving.

I'm heading to the festival. Okay. Excuse me, sir. Question for you. Is there like a special line that you're like a special entrance? Like when you're checking in, when you're a celebrity, you're supposed to tell them instead of going through the regular TSA,

or is there like a special door that you go through? Not that I'm aware of. Yeah, I just didn't know if you guys had that because, you know, when you're waiting in line of a celebrity, you know, you're not wearing your mask. It's like, oh, there's a celebrity and everybody wants to take a picture? Yeah, not that I know it. Okay. I didn't know if you, you know, because you know how like when you come in, like, oh, you know, paparazzi, so some celebrities get through special interests. I just didn't know how to ask for that one next time.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have no idea. Okay. Okay. If you have to explain to someone that you're a celebrity, are you a celebrity? But he said it four times. Yeah. The same thing.

The same thing. Yeah. So you said it again in Austin? Yeah, then this is in Austin. Okay, here we go. Excuse me, ma'am. Question for you. When you're coming through when you're like a celebrity,

do you have a special line for us? This is not my airport. Let me ask my supervising. Oh, okay. I didn't know if he knew that. Say that again? No, they do not have a special line. Oh, you know, because like an LAX, you know,

when the celebrities go through, you know, they take us through a special entrance. And so I was just wondering, you know, like here, you know, do we get that treatment or do we have to go through the normal line with normal people? it's a normal line. Oh man, it's awkward.

You know, when you go from the special entrance at LAX, like I'm used to, coming here, it just feels a little like I'm getting... You know, L.A. more celebrities. Yeah, and that's... Yeah. There might be paparazzi here sometimes when I come through, so I just want to make sure there's a way I could avoid him.

He said no. Okay, thank you. Thank you. She wasn't even curious. No. Nobody has been like, yeah, what's your thing? Yeah, what do you do? What do you do, buddy?

What are you doing? So here's what I was told. And I'll just tell you it. Eddie, Eddie said, hey, you know what, lunchmox wears a mask on the airplane? I was like, I don't know. Where's one, why people wear masks? So maybe they don't get COVID. But that's not what you think.

No, that's what I thought. I thought he was trying to be safe and like, you know, it's cool. Whatever, I respect that. But when we landed and got into the car, he rips his mask and he's like, good thing I wore that mask. Dude, I just feel like if I didn't wear this mask, people would recognize us. And then, you know, people would not let us go. We'd have to take a lot of pictures.

And I'm like, you wore the mask because you thought people were going to recognize you? He said, yes. What about in the plane when you're already in a seat and you're, you know, way up there? It's still, they'll be waiting for me when I get off the plane. But you don't think with all of us, were you on the same flight? Yeah, we were all in the same flight. You don't think with all of us around you, they could have put the clothes together that it was you. And by the way, why would then not stop Amy?

She wasn't wearing a mask? Also, isn't that what he wants? He wants attention. I think that's what he says. But here's the thing. When you're up in an airplane, you don't want to be talking to people, you don't want to deal with it. Oh, you know, you mind if I take a picture. I'm just trying to take a nap, people.

Like, oh, that happens to you? Yes, all the time. Oh, you know, if I don't have my mask on, they're going to be fighting over who wants to sit next to me. And I'm like, man, I don't want Randos sitting next to me. And you don't think that they would have stopped Amy before you? No. No.

Are you kidding me? Bobby before any of us? Well, there you have. Yeah, so that's why I wear a mask. I didn't wear a mask. And at most, I was probably stopped three times. Exactly. See, three more than you want to be.

I mean, geez. Such an inconvenience. No, it wasn't. It was actually fine. People called me, hey, I'm big fan of the show. Take a picture. Yeah, sure. We want.

It wasn't like there's, anyone was getting trampled. I mean, it could happen that way where there's a, you know, when they say don't line up at the front lavatory, it's going to be don't line up at lunchbox's seat, please. That's going to be the next announcement on the. Okay. All right. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 30-second skinny. Carly Pierce and Ashley McBride's song never wanted to be that girl.

just went number one, and Carly talked about how the song approached infidelity from a different perspective. Women immediately want to fight each other or they want to fight the guy. And in reality, none of that really matters. It's that feeling of realizing I've been duped, but you just never thought you'd be in that situation. Midland is headed out on the last resort greetings from tour this fall kicking off in Arizona. Tickets go on sale this Friday. Keith Urban talked about using visual techniques to achieve his goals. I can envision myself achieving a certain thing,

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Tell me something good. So in Dallas, Warren and Karen have a dog named Slick, he's nine, they rescued him, and they walk him every evening. Same little run, it's a couple blocks, they go back home. So, just like clockwork, walk him, back home, walk him back home, walk him, back home. Well, one day, Slick will not walk anymore. Like halfway through the walk, Slick stops and just kind of digs in. And so like, come on, Slick, he will not go. And they're like, okay, what is it? So Slick starts to walk toward a house. Turns out, there's a guy on the porch, a really old guy on the porch

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who knows what happened to the guy? Yeah. It says the neighbor had suffered a stroke, and it spent all day crawling through the house and out the front door trying to get out of the house for somebody to see him. But Slick, nine years old, rescue dog, saw him, and now his life has been saved. That's pretty cool.

That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right. The question is, you see it all the time on TV, but most Americans say they've never found themselves in this situation. What is it? That is you're never going to get a question. Let's put on Jeff in North Carolina, who's on the phone. Good morning, Jeff.

How's it going, buddy? Good morning, Mr. Bobby. Good morning. Good morning. All right. We got Jeff here. Got a chance to win a prize. Jeff, here's the question that you get to answer yourself.

You see it all the time on TV, but most Americans say they've never found themselves in this situation. What is it? So think about that. Now, you can have multiple chances to win Jeff, but you get it by yourself first. Oh, wow. See it all the time on TV, but never find themselves in this situation. I don't know. Okay.

Well, just throw an answer out there. I don't care how right or wrong it is. Okay. Being without toilet paper. Okay, that's a pretty good answer. No, that's a good one. That happens all the time. Every show I watch.

Every show. That he's being commercials. That is not the answer, but I appreciate you giving me something there. So that's incorrect. Now, you can still win if one of the show members get it right. Oh, I got it. Now, your options are, Amy, lunchbox, Eddie or Morgan.

See, I know Amy's usually pretty good at this game, and I know Eddie's pretty good at it, too. That's terrible. Lunchbox, I love you, but I don't know, man. Sometimes you're not right on. Well, I'm on this one. I think I'm going to, you're on this one? Yeah.

I think I'm going to go with Miss Amy. Okay. By the way, I don't think Eddie's ever gotten one. I've never ever, ever gotten one. I just think you win most games, so people think you're good at this. And Morgan's actually pretty good at this. Okay, here we go. Amy, you have yours. You see it on TV, but most Americans say they've never found themselves in this situation. What is it, Amy? In a helicopter. Okay. Lunchbox. In court.

Eddie. Hanging on to a side of the building. See it all the time. I've never done that. What? Most of us never. Morgan. A witness to a crime. Okay. So, it's not bad. Jeff went with Amy, and yours was in a helicopter. Yeah. That is terrible. Watching a lot of Magnum P.I. Yeah, like, what are you watching? MASH? Hey, there's always a helicopter.

The Bachelor. Oh, that's right, The Bachelor. What else, though? Okay. Breaking Bobby Bones? True. Okay, so there's two. That's all you watch us.

Oh, when you're wrong with surviving with bear. Yeah, that's what I meant. Okay. You did it. Probably in both. Amy, you're wrong. Okay, well. You're wrong.

You're not horrible. You're just wrong. What was his name? You're just wrong. Jeff. Not Jeff feels dumb now. Sorry, Jeff. All right, Jeff, so here's your final chance to win this.

He still can win. Okay. I'm going to give you a yes or no question. It's 50-50. Do you think one of the other three got it right? You can say yes and you have all three of their answers, or you can say no, and if they all miss it, you win. Yes, I think one of them got it right.

Yeah, you're right. You think he's right? Yeah, absolutely. It's me or M2. You don't think mine's right? No, yours is dumb. Okay. Hanging to a side of the building?

Do you see it on TV all the time? No, you don't. That show. Maybe a show. You see it all the time, but most Americans say they never found themselves in a situation hanging on the side of the building. Wrong. Oh. And stupid, yeah.

So dumb. That's why I never get it. All right, well, we're down to two. Man, I think I got it. You do? I do. What's yours again? In court.

No, everybody goes to court on TV. Every show there's a court case. A lot of Americans go to court. I don't think a lot of Americans go to court house right now. And Morgan's is similar, though. It's like, sweet crime. Yeah, if you're a witness to a crime. Say I in this room if you've been to court.

I? I've been to court. You haven't been to court? You haven't been to court? Just to see Eddie's kids get a doctor. Yeah, that counts. You've been in court. No.

What do you mean? That doesn't count? No. You got to be tried for a crime? Yeah, you've got to be in court. I've also been in a court room as a juror. I don't count that. Okay.

Then I wouldn't say everybody's been tried. Okay. Morgan. Yes. Yours is wrong. Dang. Yes. What up, Jeff.

You feel so dumb. Don't you, Jeff? It's not you. Hey, Jeff, I'm going to give you a chance here to back out of this. Jeff, no. Now, it comes down to lunchbox. He either has it, and if he gets it, you can win, or if you say, I do not believe in lunchbox you can win.

I don't believe in lunchbox you got it. Okay, so you're going to go against me three times. You, I mean, fool me once. Shame on you. No. Shame on you. That's not what goes. I mean, this dude, what was he going to win?

What was he going to win? Because he just lost. I mean, I'm kind of feeling like, if there is a court scene, there's also probably a helicopter scene and a hanging from a building scene. Okay, you have to stop fine for the helicopter. And Eddie's. There's no helicopter.

There's no hang outside of a building. Even if you try to get out of the courtroom. Oh, Jeff, I feel so bad for you today, man. What would you like to say to Jeff before I give you this answer? Jeff, I try to tell you from the beginning, I'm on this one. And you were like, man, I don't know. You're an idiot. And you went with Miss Amy.

And then you said, no, I don't believe in lunchbox. One day you're going to realize that you need to listen to me when I speak because I speak truth and I speak knowledge. and I try to lead, you can lead a horse to water. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach it to drink, right, Bobby? Make a drink, yeah. All right.

Jeff, you've chosen. I'll give you one more chance. Do you want to go with lunchbox or stay off of him? I'm going to stay off. You better get on me, Jeff. Is it? No, you want him on you. Yeah, you better get on me, Jeff.

That's boy. All right, so here we go. If the answer... Oh, it is. It already is. It's court. Lunchbikes wins, and Jeff loses. If it's anything other than court,

Jeff wins a $50 Sonic gift card. Oh, that's awesome. Jokes on Jeff. He ain't going to Sonic. And we'll give lunchbox the card. Yeah! Most Americans said they've never found themselves a situation.

What is it? The answer is being a physical fight. Lunchbox you lose. I'm sorry. Jeff is a winner. Nice job. Yes. Yes, sir.

That fight, you got to go to court. Now you don't have to go to court. court if you're in a fight. Jeff is our winner. Lunchbox is not the winner. Jeff, we're going to give you a $50 son of gift card for playing. So thanks for playing. Where do you live, Jeff? I live in Farmville, North Carolina. I just want you all to know that I used to go to court

at least once or twice a month. I'm a retired police officer. I thought I was going to admit to some trouble here. All right, Jeff, congratulations. Hey, thank you for listening and I hope you have an awesome day. Stay on the phone, okay, man? Hey, I love you guys. Love you guys.

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slash military. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Jelly Roll. I saw that you have posted announcement saying you're coming on the show and that the Rock had liked it. Yes, sir. On your Instagram. Yes. How do you know?

the rock? Dude, it's kind of weird. So, you know, the rock has real Nashville roots. Like, super Nashville roots. So he was like, I think he went to McGavoc. So he just keeps his, like, finger on the pulse of Nashville. Like, he's just, like, engulfed in the culture. And I think, like, a song of my randomly came up on his play.

It's like the most random occurrence ever. And somebody reached out, I was like, yo, the rock's going to post a video with one of your songs. I was like, please don't play with me. I was like, don't do that to me. It was like, I swear to God, this was like four or five years, six years ago. And he sure did. And ever since then, we stayed in touch, man. He was the first person to congratulate me whenever I got invited to the Grand Ole Opry.

And he congratulated you how? He sent me a voice memo. That's like his thing. You got a voice memo from the rock? Yeah, yeah, for sure. I want to play it, but I don't want to be that guy. Yeah. I listen to it every now and then to put myself up.

It's like my pre-workout before I go get drunk because I don't work out. So right before I go to a bar, I'll listen to like a voice memo from the rock. Let's go! Jelly Roll is with us. Let's talk about for the audience that hasn't come across your music yet or who you are. Like, what's up with the name Jelly Roll? So I'm obviously looked apart. And my mother named me that whenever I was a little chubby kid.

I've been fat in my whole life. And she tried to call me Jelly Roll when I was young, and I spent the next 30 years trying to grow into the name. I think I've done it. And yeah, it just stuck. And then I had a guy in high school that jokingly called me. jelly roll. He didn't know that was my house name. And his name was one-arm clay and you won't believe it, but he had one-arm.

And one-arm clay was like, we should call you jelly roll. I'm one-arm clay and you'll be jelly roll. I'm my mama calls me jelly-roll. And then once the high school starts calling you something, you know, that's the kid in caboodle. And so when did you start doing music? I started writing songs whenever I was like seven or eight. In the words of Brantley Gilbert, I didn't know I could sing, but I knew I could talk fast. So I wrote a lot of raps.

What did it for me was my mother stroverstable. my mother follows this show and she only follows like six people and I don't even think I'm one of them. I think it's like my three aunts, some dude that she shouldn't be following that has a six-pack in the Bobby Bone show. So if you want to put me on y'all's Instagram, that'd be fire. We will. We'll put you up there. But yeah, just kind of came that way. So I do want to play some of the song because it's such a good song. This is called Son of a Sinner. And I'm going to play it for you now from Jelly Roll. So it's kind of a different approach from you from what I've heard. Like this is very emotional.

You're singing. I mean, it's a country. country song. Like, why create this song in this way? Well, I had a record, I've always wrote very cathartic music. My mother struggled with addictions and mental health issues when I was younger. She's a totally different woman now. But Bobby, she would listen to music and it would change everything. You know, she'd put old records on and smoked cigarettes and that old moo-moo and sit at the kitchen table and just white trashes could be, just singing along to Bob Seeger or Wayland Jennings. And I just remember thinking, man, I want to make music that makes people feel like this music makes my mother feel.

You know, had my mother had help from a doctor, I might have been a surgeon and had a six-pack and been called Slim Totem or something. But it just turned out the other way. So I've always kind of wrote real songs for real people's been my goal. And the country thing was just kind of me leaning into my roots. I was born and raised right here in Nashville.

You know, it's every kid's dream in Nashville to some sort to be a country music artist. And it just kind of happened organically. Me and Ernest were in the studio, about as high as a hippie, about three sheets gone. and picked up a guitar and there it went. When you played the opera, I think it was the end of last year, 2021, right?

That would be a special moment, especially growing up here in Nashville. Yeah, it's like not only the historic side of country music, but it's the side of like driving by there my whole life. Dude, I remember the grand old opera house from the screaming Delta Demon at Opry Land. That is old school Nashville talk. Before that whack mall was there, that mall sucks. Before that mall was there, it was a theme park. You know what I mean?

So we would watch it from the theme park, dude. It was like, I just remember as a kid just thinking, man. And yeah, it was just like a dream come true on all fronts. Did your family think it was super cool that you were performing in that circle? Oh, yeah. Dude, my mother came. My whole family came. It was a white trash bash, dude.

We were all there. Everybody wore their Sunday best, man. You should have seen it. I bought a sports coat. It was big, dude. It was a big deal, man. My daughter got dressed up. It was huge for us.

We don't dress up like that for funerals or weddings. I mean, it was that big of a deal. Were you nervous? I'm nervous now. This whole thing is unreal. You got a real. I'm a kid that was spent most of his juvenile life in jail. Dude, you are the Joe Rogan of country music.

I am sitting on this is, I am here. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, do you think I'm nervous of all this? You know, I don't want to cuss. But yeah, this is all. My nervousness makes me want to start spouting out of the mouth. What is it about now that, I mean, because you're, I'll just say you're kind of blowing up more mainstream than ever. Like, what is it about this chapter of your life that is creating this for you now?

I think it's the 10-year overnight success story, right? It's the kid that slept in a van and did 230 shows a year for $100 a show. Dude, I used to open up for a pack of bubble gum and a bag of bud. You know what I mean? So it's like, I think it's just years of writing a thousand songs and thousands of songs and just kind of coming here. And I don't know, I think it's getting the opportunity to sit in places like this and tell my story that's probably helping the most because when you look at me,

you probably don't expect to hear from me what you hear, you know? So what is your story? I mean, if someone said, hey man, we're thinking about doing a book with you, right? You considering it? I, well, let's hear your story. Okay. What is, and, you know, you can tie it up a bit, but what is your story that you think inspires so many people? I want y'all to be clear.

Bobby Bonnell just signed me to a book publishing deal on this show, y'all. So in a nutshell, I'm from Antioch, Tennessee. I grew up in a middle, lower class community. My father was a hardworking meat salesman. He ran a meat company called D. Ford Soss. D. Ford O. Sell Meets. It's our family name. on the society book bets.

My mother struggled with addiction. I was the youngest of four. I never controlled the radio. That's the reason that I make the kind of music I make now. And at about the age of 14, I started making a series of decisions that would lead to what we call the revolving door of the judicial system.

And I spent probably 12 years in and out of that system, probably nine years in, three years out. You know, the old do a year in, three months home, two years in, four months home kind of thing. And I won't even talk about the crimes because I don't think there's no glory in them and I'm not proud of them, but it is a part of my story.

And it's also too many to list on this show. But I, yeah, man, I had a Damascus Road experience in the old Baptist term. On May 22nd, 2008, I was at CSA on Hardin Place right down the street from here. I was in cell 223, and a guard knocked on my door

and it told me that I had had a daughter. and I knew that I'd heard that I had got a young woman pregnant during one of my outs or ends, I guess, in that case. But when I was back in jail, the baby was born. And I just remember thinking, man, you know, I had a good father. He was a hustler, but he was a really good man. And I was like, I want to be a good father, you know. And I didn't have any skill sets. I'd never had a job.

I'm still to this day not qualified to do much more than talk to you and sing. And I was like, well, I know I can do music. So I came home and started selling CDs off of spindles and mixed tapes out of trunks and doing shows and, you know, selling a little bag of bud here and there when I had to, but I got away from real criminal nefarious activities. And, yeah, it just kind of led to here. And now I'm sitting here at the Bobby Bone show, you know, ready to talk to lunchbox about drinking tequila. Are you a big tequila drinker? Oh, goodness. Is that the drink?

Oh, boy, listen. It's like when you blow the whistle of the dog hears him. He's the only one in the room that hears it. Are we shooting some? you got some? It's not this early now. It's morning time. He gets excited.

I thought this was where you busted out the bottle. Like, well, coincidentally, the rock's sending some terra mada. I was going to be like, yes. You have a lot of face tattoos. How many on your face? I never counted. Should we? If I'm guessing, well, some of them connect, right?

When you have to commit to your first face tattoo, is that a big decision? I was too young to commit to anything when I did that for what it's worth. What was the first one? I think I had the cross and the tear drop at the same time when I was one of my stints on a state-funded vacation. Oh, you had them done in prison? Oh, yeah. I didn't seem safe. No, no, no, but it's the safest thing there.

You think that's not safe. You should see the stuff that happens in prison in, Bobby. Let me tell you, that right there is grade A safety, buddy. Let me tell you, that would pass the commission. The CDC would approve compared to the other stuff happening in there. Well, you have a rose up near your above your left eye, and that connects down to what is that? It's a heart with a locket. And at this point, you've seen it so many times.

It's probably just your face, right? Well, I see it backwards, too. So, you know, you got to think, when you're telling me something, I don't know what side what's on. You have one that goes down. Bobby Bones is reading me. Just for the audience. You know, just listen, I'm being red right now.

I want to describe karate. He also has one that's like a straight line going down and to his left eye, and it comes down below all the way down. Yeah. What's the word above the eyebrow? My son, Noah. Okay. Yep, yep.

And this is ignorance on my. part, but we've always heard that the tear drops, like, if you have a tear drop and it's not filled in. Well, I'm just asking, I don't know. Ignorance, you can teach me. If it's not filled in, you attempted to kill someone and unsuccessful. If it's filled in, it was a success. No comment. That's why you don't ask like that question.

I'm joking. I'm joking. He goes to jail now. I'm being facetious. Minor for the tears, we never forget we shed. See? Powerful. Glad I asked.

Jelly rolls in studio, which, by the way, he is, yes, yes, yes. Which, by the way, Dead Man Walking, number one rock song. As of today, I thought that's why we were shooting tequila, and you muffed the punt. Son of a sinner, most added, Dead Man Walking, number one on the rock chart. Do we have a clip of that, Ray? Same album. Here it is. And would you consider yourself first and foremost a hip-hop artist?

No, no, no, dude, I consider myself a singer-songwriter. I guess I just knew you from doing hip-hop first. I know, ain't that crazy? And it's you being a hip-hop artist and then the rock stuff and now the country stuff. But I think that's the attitude. Like you're just creating based on what you feel. Just make real music for real people. I call it therapeutic music, Bobby.

It's just important. Some music's meant to be heard and some music's meant to be felt. And I hyper-focused on making music that people can feel. You know, it's kind of the Willie Nelson effect. I'm a, but I'm a big jovial guy in real life, you know, kind of a hippie. But Willie wrote the saddest songs. And I feel like that's kind of where when I get in that studio, My wife calls it my confessional booth.

It's kind of my therapy. Do you ever confess to something? And she's like, I didn't know that. No, no, no, dude. We're best friends, dude. I can't surprise that woman with anything. I wish I could surprise her. We've lost all surprise.

She helps me find bulls on my butt. I mean, we're as close as you could be. What? Boils on his butt. They're so close, she'll look and find them. Okay, got it. Thank you. The watch.

The watch is screaming at me. Well, thank you. I was hoping it would. Is that that. Is that real? Yes, sir. Well, no, in case somebody wants to hit me in the head later. It depends on who's asking.

I mean, that is a watch, and it looks loaded with diamonds. Yes, sir. Like, that is... My wife bought me this. Back to her. Shout out to my wife, Bunny. I love her to death. And your wife's name is...

Bunny, B-U-N-N-I-E. And is that, is it like Jelly Roll Bunny? Or is her name really Bunny? Her name's Bunny. Yeah, she was Bunny before me, so... You ever think about changing your name officially to Jelly Roll, so it could be your legal name? I've thought about it, but I just...

I don't like going, I don't like paperwork you probably could imagine. Yeah, I've considered making bones my real middle name so I can use, or if I run for office. Right. And I can officially use it. When you run for office. Can I be a running mate? Do I get a book deal and an offer to be a running mate at one show? Zero.

I'm blown away by this, man. This is more than I ever expected. What are your live shows like? Incredible. Man, let me brag for a second. I'm a humble guy, but man, we turn that thing upside down. The live shows cover everything from old classic rock to hip hop to country to soul We do a little Motown in there

I mean it is an incredible show It's a live band two guitars Base DJ to keep the old school hip hop element alive and well More of an emce than a DJ but he'll still scratch a little bit here and there Drums we do it right adding a steel player this year It's gonna be fire You're adding a steel player? We are that's awesome

We got a full-blown country album in the works baby This wasn't this you know Make no mistake, it looks like a toe tap, but I'm going to do a cannonball in the country music bubble. I'm on the way. I'm belly flopping. I saw that you and Brantley were doing some shows together. One of my favorite dudes on earth. So how did Brantley Gilbert?

I guess he got in touch with you and said, hey, come do some shows with me? Yeah, he called me one night, which was like the craziest call ever. But I kept hearing around town, hey, man, you need to meet Brantley Gilbert, man. Y'all look like y'all get in trouble. And I love people I'll get in trouble with. And everybody kept telling him, hey, have you met Jellyroll, y'all should meet. And he finally, you know, I guess the word of travel, he called. and say, hey, I want to do some shows next summer.

And what's crazy is I had done a podcast with my wife a couple years earlier. And I was like, when it comes to doing shows, I think artists missed the old school approach of like doing it for people and doing it for the exposure. So I was like, this was two years ago, my wife's podcast, three years ago, I said, if Brantley Gilbert Kid Rocker Shine Down called me, I would not even ask what the amount of money was. I'd say, yes, I want to go on tour with them. and I'm literally doing 30 dates with Shine Down this year and like 10 dates with Brantley Gilbert. That's cool. Yeah, it was just a complete manifestation.

So I'm looking at you and you're in black and you got the chains on and the face tattoos and the bling. Do you know we've met before? Oh, yeah. No, I see you. Listen, I tried to make them turn the golf cart around and chase you. But we've met, and I didn't want to say,

I've met Jellywell playing golf before. Yeah, I was fixing to say. This is the most memory I have. I was with Steve Hodges from Sony. Right, and he's like playing golf on a nice course. Yeah, yeah. I didn't want to blow up your spot and be like, I've seen jelly roll playing at a nice golf course.

Oh, yeah. So are you a big golfer? Well, I'm big and golf, but I'm not a big golfer. I'm not a good golfer, but I really enjoy anything that you can have a cocktail at 9 a.m. And golf is that sport. We've all been out there with an old man that ordered a jack-and-coke at 8-15 in the morning. Nobody says nothing to that old man, except for that's all.

Awesome, right? That only happens on tour in a golf course, you know? When I saw you, you were the big record guy? Were you guys talking about this project now? No, we're just living life. No, I was already, I'd already sign with Broken Bow at that time. And we were just, you know, I love Hodges, man. He's a good dude.

And, you know, I've got a, you know, just good dude, man. He's fun to golf with. We play good together. And I'll also gas him up and get him drunk on that back nine. And I think people intentionally bring me out on days when they want to get loose. Whenever you have to go to the golf course, so, you know, it's tucked in. and got you nice. Because I saw you looking like a golfer. Yes, sir.

Does that feel foreign with the collared shirt? Oh, yeah, I'd never look goofier. Yeah, I've never looked goofier, man. I'm telling you, I don't wear a collar shirts for nothing but the opera. I didn't even wear them to court. How many times do you think you've been to court? Oh, 50. Easy, 100.

I couldn't even imagine. If we get serious for a second, what would you say to a kid now that's listening to this at 14, 15 years old, that maybe is not growing up in the most ideal situation and has to make some tough choices right now like you did? Man, if we can get serious about that subject, we're doing a show later in Nashville this year, big show, and I'm donating 100% of the money from the show to help build a music program in the juvenile here in Davidson County, and I'm matching it with my own money dollar for dollar. So you're raising money and then matching the money you raise. Yes, sir. I believe artists need to start stroking a check, man.

I hate when artists just want a fundraise and they don't want to reach in their old precious bank account. Put your money where your mouth is, you know? And why is that important to you? Because I think these kids, when I was in juvenile, Bobby, nobody ever came to talk to me that I understood, right? God bless them, the Gideons would come and they'd slide a Bible under the door, and I appreciate that because I read that Bible a thousand times. And they'd go, God bless you, young man, but, you know, it was an 80-year-old dude with a suit and tie that was disconnected by a door. Nobody comes through and gives these kids hope. And I've been to the adult prison and I've been to the juvenile prison.

The adult prison is full of a bunch of grown men who need to figure out a way to break a cycle. The juvenile is full of a bunch of young kids that don't think they're. know any better. They don't know any better. You know, and I'm a big advocate for justice reform because when I was 16, I made a decision that I'm not proud of, but ended up getting charged as an adult. And here I stand in front of you 20 years removed from that decision. I'm not allowed to carry a firearm. I'm not allowed to vote. I just had to fight tooth and nail to get a passport. I'm missing millions of dollars in Canada that I'll never be able to go get because of a decision I made 20 years ago. I was 16 years old, dude. I mean, I don't know if I can say this, but I hadn't

I hadn't even started sprouting hair down there. You know, and here I was being charged as a full-blown ad. I couldn't buy a pack of cigarettes, but you justified my criminal act is enough to charge me as an adult. I'm super passionate about that. These kids need chances. They need to see outside of their environment. I have people right now, Bobby, that are from my neighborhood that never left my neighborhood. They watch the Tennessee Titans on TV, and I call them now that I'm successful.

I'm like, I'll take you to a game. They're like, no, I'm cool. I'm like, you know that stadium's 11-me. minutes from your house. Never seen it. They don't know anything past that environment. Nobody ever comes through and tries to help these kids, man. And that's what I'm the most passionate about. And that's what I want to help with the most. And I'm going to put my money where my mouth is when it comes to it. What about your kids? How do you plan to be a good dad and use what you've been through as an example to your kids? My daughter is almost, she'll be 14 this month. And her mother

had got into a bout with heroin and had a rough addiction and we ended up getting custody of her, her, my man, my wife, eight or nine years ago. I have my daughter all the time. She flies out on weekends. I mean, I see her this morning on the way to school. I'll be the first thing she sees when she comes home from school. And to me, parenting is just about honesty. You know, it's just about being really honest and having an open dialogue. These kids are exposed to stuff so much faster than we were because of the internet. Do? Back when whenever I wanted to get a little risky, I had to go put together pieces of magazines.

Right? You know, I had to go find them in various spots. You know, these kids are exposed to so much stuff. And to me, it's just about being honest and having a dialogue. My daughter is like, I call her my little road dog. That's my little homie. You know, that's my little best friend.

And we talk like that. And every now and then you've got to be dad, you got to growl and show your teeth. But ultimately, it's just about bringing her along the way and keeping her as close as you can and just kind of watching it grow. Sounds like honesty is a massive place. part of who you are.

Yeah, 100%. Lunchboxes met me outside of here. Same guy that's sitting here. Same guy was there, you know. Where'd you guys meet? Softball. We played softball together and we drank a lot.

We did. It's factual. I was excited to bring this up. You play softball? You play golf. Yeah. Where are you doing the equestrian? Dude, I'm an oversized.

Listen, I am an athlete and an alcoholic's body, Bobby. I'm trying to tell you, man, I had a bomb, didn't I? I had a stinger, dude. I had the most famous bass hit in celebrity softball history. I was one of the celebrity games. I thought you guys went like a secret league or something.

No, no, we play on Tuesday nights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we bowl on Wednesdays. Come hang out. We'll talk about that book. Jelly Rolls here with us. Again, congratulations on Dead Man Walking. Thank you, sir.

In a number one song, it's great. Son of a Center, again, most added at country radio, and you have a whole country album coming out. I do. Yeah, me and Brantley have been writing a lot, me and Ernest. I got some stuff in the kettle pot, man. I'm cooking, baby.

We're going to play a son of a center now. But man, just appreciate you coming in. You know, I think you got to, you have a great message. I think you can speak to the people that you want to speak to. And again, you're probably one of the only people that can, you know, because unless you come from something, you almost don't want to listen to people lecture you. You know, I'm from a very small town in Arkansas. And it's like people don't understand unless they've experienced it.

Right. So I appreciate your message. And I think you're probably reaching a lot of people when others can't. So, and you had to go through a lot to actually get that. message and gather those tools. But man, it's good to see you here. I feel good. Dude, I'm a huge fan of the show. My mama's a fan of the show. We're all like, this is a big deal, man. We're keeping up with the big acting debut, and I'm looking forward to drinking with lunchbox again. I'm totally in the know of this show. This isn't, I didn't do research on the

way in. I literally, I've seen Luke Combs sit in this seat, and I was like, we're getting close. I'm bigger than Luke, but it looks like he's comfortable in it. So now that I'm in it, I feel great, and I'd love to come back and talk again. And one thing, you're always going to give from me, Bobby, for better or worse, it's honest, and real. And I do want to be a voice for the voiceless. I do want to help the people that, you know, the music's here to help.

And I think that's what music did for me. To this day, music helps me through my darkest moments. We've got three minutes of songwriters to change the way people feel or to ride with them in the darkest moment or the best moment of their life. And I take those three minutes more than I'm more serious than I take anything else in my life. I appreciate that. And at Jelly Roll 615, if you want to follow him. Fair Harbor makes the world's most comfortable beachware.

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You got to put it in. quicker in the summer. Yeah, that's what it says here. I never do that. There was another story, because I don't like my steak rare. And I like steak. I don't eat a lot of red meat, but when I do, it's beef. But I don't like my steak rare.

I like it. I've started to say now, I like it a little more than medium. Wait, is that what I say? Because there's medium and there's medium well, right? Yes. And if you go into the medium well area, they start to go, are you sure? But I like it a little more than medium. I don't like any pink at all.

And so when you would cut it, sometimes I would see like, like, blood come out of or the red stuff. That's not blood. The bloody look if you get it meat, like even less, medium rare, is a result of the protein whenever that mixes with oxygen. It turns red. Really? So it's not blood. It's not, I always, and it never looked like

straight blood, but it was so red. I would be like, oh, that's weird. Hmm. We always call that bloody. Interesting. Because it looks like that. I don't like that rare stuff. I ask for A1 under my breath at every take place. And they don't like that. Well, it depends. Like if the waiter's kind of a hillbilly and he understands.

He's already got one in his pocket. In Austin, we went and we had dinner. And we went to a pretty nice place. It was the only place on open table we could get into. We didn't actually know how nice it was until we got there. We were way underdressed. So they put us in like a corner, I think so people wouldn't see us. And I was like, hey, man, do you have a, can I get some A1?

And he said, yeah, I felt that. It was kind of like I was buying drugs. Except I'd never bought drugs. I felt like that's what it would be like. And so he brought me A1, but in a secret little tub. Nice. And it's good. I love it.

day one. That's where it's it. It's worth it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's this kid. He's in college now, but he's sharing a story from when he was 16 in case it might help save someone's life. He was eating cereal dry. It's the only way he likes to eat it. No milk. Can't handle. It gets too soggy. But he was inhaling it pretty fast and a piece of cereal like went down his throat kind of struggled to get down. And he had a chest pain for about 30 minutes, but it sort of went away. He didn't think anything of it. Well, then his dad ended up getting this crazy ear infection. It was going to the ER.

So I said, hey, buddy, just come with me to the ER because let's get this thing checked out. Like a bogo? Like buy one, two for one. And a piece of cereal, he inhaled it, and it went and punctured his lung. And it was in there. And he ended up being in the hospital for five days. So what's the moral of this story? The moral of this story is don't inhale dry cereal. But I think inhaling anything. I eat dry cereal all day.

the time. Exactly. But I don't eat with a bowl or a spoon. I just eat it with my hand. Like O's? You guys like O's? Oh, so good. Honey O's? The greatest hand cereal ever. Yes. And so, but I don't do this when I eat it. Did you know lunchbox thought that there was only one hole that went down your throat? Oh, no, there's two. No, it's a throat. No, there's two. But there's the food and waterhole. And then there's the air hole. That would be the esophagus. And that's how, if you go down the airhole, that's how you can injured the lung. See, because everybody's always like,

oh, that went down the rolling hole, and I'm like, there's only one hole, guys. You think there's just one big throat hole and everything just goes, like, okay? Okay. Hey, I don't hate you for it. But there are two.

It's just weird to me how the body knows which one to send it down. Yeah. It is very weird. It is like they're two trapped doors, which one? Okay, so just take time when you eat. Is that what you're saying? Yes, don't inhale. And then if you feel something going wrong,

just go get it checked out to be safe, Because who knows that? Because we hear of things that get stuck inside people for like 30 years. So good thing is dad had to go to the ER. Yeah. The trachea. That's right. That's the air one.

It's the air one. Yeah. The trachea. And esophagus is the food one. And they're right beside each other on the box. Huh. You truly didn't know. The esophagus connects the throat to the stomach.

That's like that dry. That's that highway. And the other one is the lungs. Man, because I only feel. You know what I hear right now? Dr. Bobby. bones coming out. This is a pre-med.

Stop. Stop. Pre-med. All right, what else? So if you're trying to choose a baby name, I saw some tricks, and one of them is pretty clever, and it's called the Starbucks trick. Pretty much, if you're testing out names, next time you go to Starbucks instead of using your own name, use the name that you're thinking about naming your kid and see if they can get it right.

And if it's too complicated, then, you know, you might want to forego that one. Can they pronounce your order? How do they react when they hear the name? So this is being dubbed the Starbucks. trick. And then I saw the social security office put out a list of like baby names that are coming back in style from back in the day, like Mabel and

Clementine and for boys like Valentino. Interesting. Well, all the old names are becoming new again because we haven't used them on a long time. I'm a big fan of Herbert. I'll be honest with you. That would be Herbie too, right? It'd be Herb, Herbert, Herb, Herbie. I love it.

I like Herbert. I think that's a good name. You've run that one by Caitlin? Nope, because he won't like it. Sure I haven't. Reba McIntyre shared an update on her Oklahoma-based restaurant. It's going to be called Reba's Place. She announced last year that it was going to be happening, so it will open later this year,

and she's been testing out things with the chef, but you can expect things like steak, cheeseburgers, beans, cornbread, chicken fingers, and she's super excited for people to come to Oklahoma and check out Reba's place. But where in Oklahoma? The whole state? No.

No. And be like, where's Rebus? A toca. A toca. Is that how you say it? I don't know. I guess. It's it.

319 East Court Street, a to-a-home. Hey, you want to know where about us? Okay, well, there we got it. That's where it is. I'm Amy, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. So back in the day, Susan had to put off her education because she became a mom early in life. She didn't even finish high school. Well, at age 29, she went back and got that degree. And then now at 48, she's getting her college degree alongside. her 21-year-old daughter. Oh, wow. Yeah, so she majored in early education,

and then her daughter majored in biology, and it's just super cool that they're taking this step in life together, and she has some advice for others. She said, hesitation holds you back, but you have to keep stern and keep pressing, and that is just what she did. That's pretty cool.

Yeah, it is cool. Family moment for them, both graduating at the same time. When I was in college, we had a lady who was probably in her 50s or 60s in our college classes, and she was awesome. We loved her.

Well, they always study better because they know. Oh, my, so smart. Non-traditional students, you always wanted to be in the same group with. Either them or me, because you knew we were going to do all the work. Yeah. Because they actually understood what they had, because we're going to college the first time. You're kind of like, this is awesome. It's fun.

I don't have to study as much. But good for them. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable private nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi. Mississippi. That was the morning corny. Let's go over to Ramundo in the glass room running our sound. Ray Mundo's Country Music Secrets. So I got to hear it. It's the song of the summer and nobody else has heard this bad boy yet.

How did you get to hear it? I get forwarded emails all the time, Watermarked. They say don't let people hear it, but you're allowed to. Why you? I mean, I know other people in the industry besides the Bobby Bone Show. I know who. Again, why? Why you?

Okay, anyway, this song is the song of the summer. Yeah, and there's a DJ on it. There's also two major country artists on it. And so it's like, it's a collapse. And it's pretty dope. So it's a three-person collab. It's going to be Song of the Summer. When will we hear it?

I'm saying very soon because they want to get it out there so people are on the lake, listen to it. They're going for walks, whatever. Experience the Summer with this song. Song of the Summer. Their target audience is folks on the lake and folks walking. Yes. Not everyone.

No, I like that. Yeah. Okay, so. Anybody else know who this? No. Morgan, do you? Sometimes you know this stuff. All right.

Song of the Summer coming soon. I can give you a hint. Well, we didn't ask for it. Oh. It's like he's itching to tell us a secret. Go ahead. I heart country music festival. Is it two people?

Well, I mean, there's three different artists on it. But they were at the festival. Yeah. Okay, so it's Carrie. Yeah. Marin. Marin. Oh, wait.

So is it a girl guy? It's a girl guy guy guy. Girl guy. So the DJ's a guy. Carrie. Dustin Lynch. Gotta be bigger if it's... Thomas Wright.

Okay. Okay. Larry and... I think it's... Brett and Carrie Underwood. No. No. And he said DJ, so Sinister.

DJ Sinister. No. Okay. That was Ray Mundo's country music secrets. All right, next segment. We're going to read you an email from a parent who's like, I have an 8-year-old. This 8-year-old loves to sing. Also, there's a talent show, and she wants to sing at it.

Also, she can't sing. So we'll talk about that coming up next. Here's some songs that you did not know were written about other celebrities. For example, this song from Erosmith You know that song? Yeah. It's written about the lead singer of Motley Crew Vince Neal because, well, Motley Crew looked like women.

Yeah, long hair. And Stephen Tyler thought it was a woman It went up to him. And he's like, no, it's me. And he's like, oh, so he writes the song, dude looks like a lady. That's funny. But also, Stephen Tyler looks like a woman, too.

Yeah, he does. It should be like, look like a lady! That would have been the real one there. All right, here's another one from Lenny Kravitz. It ain't over till it's over. He wrote this about his divorce from Lisa Bonnet, who was on the Cosby Show, which by the way, if you're on the Cosby Show back in the day and you're not getting those royalties anymore because he's such a...

That stinks for them. Yeah. Because that show would still be on everywhere. But he was married to Lisa Bonnet. They have a daughter, Zoe Kravitz, who looks exactly like her mom. And they look so alike, I get him confused still. Because Jason Mamoa was with Lisa Bonnet, right? Lenny Kravitz's ex-wife.

She's got to be way old. than him, huh? I think they're divorced now or getting divorced. And Zoe Kravitz, I think it's with Magic Mike right now. Really? Oh, really? Shany Tatum? Yeah, I think so. She was in Big Little Lise. He's 42, Jason Mamoa, and she's 54.

Lisa Bonnet. Wow. So, but yeah, Lenny wrote that. This song from Carol King. Yes, you got a friend. You got a friend. She wrote that about James Taylor because he wrote Fire and Rain and she was like, no, no, no. You're not Oh, interesting

The Jonas Brothers had this song Love Bug Now I'm speechless Over the edge, I'm just breathed Nick Jonas wrote about Miley Cyrus His data back when they were kids I learned that in their documentary Well look at you learning About the Jonas Brothers

Yeah Hollaback girl from Gwen Stefani Love this song This one was written about Courtney Love Because Courtney Love Criticized Gwen as a cheerleader So she wrote this and did all the cheerleader imagery in the video. That's cool.

I kissed a girl from Katie Perry. She saw a picture of Scarlett Johansson in a magazine. Apparently it was like, I wonder if I kissed her. Taylor Swift's style. Watch a documentary on this one? I've watched her documentary. Go ahead. Do you know who this one's about? Is it about Harry's styles?

Is that your guess? Style, that would make sense. Style. Style? That ends, I don't know. Never go back in style? It's Harry Styles. It's Harry Styles.

Okay. She wrote her about Harry Styles. That's cool. Funny about the name, too. Yeah. She's super discreet like that. Like, Dear John. Yeah.

It's not very distinct. And then finally, Mariah Carey obsessed. Who do you think that's about? Nick Cannon? No, before that. Oh. Oh, did he? Mm-hmm.

M&M. He apparently claimed they dated, but she denies it. Dang. So sure of the song obsessed. That's funny. So there you go. Songs you'll probably listen to it differently now if you ever hear of them. I mean, some of you're probably never going to hear again.

But that's pretty cool. I like that. Okay, a little irony here for you. So the question was, there's a missing Philadelphia man. They found him dead, and that's sad. But there's some real irony to the story. He may have won the lottery before he died. Eddie and I got it.

The body of Francis DeSarro was found, and he had been missing for a while, but he was the winner of a million-dollar prize from a scratch. catch-off ticket. Could it have been because of the lottery? Well, that's a question they ask. So there was some stuff that happened to him, a lot of stuff. And police go, we don't know if the lottery ticket had anything to do with his death,

but they aren't, according to this story, ruling it out. And that's how the lottery could get you, your friend. Wow. Lunchbox, listen. The lottery ruined my life. What a million bucks right there. Dang. Well, the iPod is officially gone.

Oh. I remember the day when people said, Because I had an iPhone. I saved up for a long time for it. By the way, I wasn't seven. I was an adult. But I saved up and I got it. And I loaded like a couple hundred songs on it from iTunes,

which even that sounds archaic at this point. So I loaded all the songs into it. And I remember going, why can't I download Garth Brooks? And today I saw it go, why can't I stream Garth Brooks? Ghost tunes. Only on Amazon, I think, can you get Gar?

Yeah. You're going to stream it. But back in the day, I had an iPod. And I thought, this is the craziest, coolest thing. I got all these songs anywhere I go. And then the iPhone came out. I was like, I'll never put my music on my phone. Like, I like to have my thing separate.

I like music here. I like my phone here. It's just funny now that it's just all the same, but they are taking the iPod and they are discontinuing it. But I would imagine if you have an old iPod that is still in a box, like still sealed, you could probably make a lot of money off that thing. Oh, good.

I got one. Still sealed? Still sealed. Which one? It's the iPod. It's the one, like, it's real, small. It's a shuffle, I think, is what it's called. Is it the one Bobby gifted us in 2000,

whatever? There you go. Still in the box. Cool. He appreciated that gift. Well, no, because I had another one, a bigger one, and I figured when that one... What was up with the bigger one? How'd you get that one? Was it the one on it? Yeah. Yeah, I got you that one, like... Yeah, I think Bobby got that one for us, too. And I figured

once that one crapped out, I would use the other one, and it never did, so I just left it in the box, and I still used the other one to this day. I need it. Can I buy it? My son likes to listen to music, but he doesn't have. have an iPhone, but when he's riding his bike now, he likes to jam out. And so we ordered this MP3 player. I don't even know. It doesn't, it's like, but MP3s are like, oh, that's not even a thing. I know. I mean, it's a thing.

The way that CDs were a thing five years ago still, but it's all streaming now. Sometimes people go look at, like, I'm like, downloads on Apple Music. I'm like, that's like your family. I know. So what am I supposed to get him to, because he can't take his tablet on his bike ride. I know. He needs something little. Help. We can talk Lunchbox will make you a deal What are you thinking? Six figures Oh yeah for sure

Okay Sure So they're discontinued its last iPod model So there you go No more iPods But iPod goes the way of AOL Instant Messenger Which I don't use but I was still kind of sad

When they discontinued it Because man I would get on there KL Easy Bobby Oh And I just talked to all my friends Who I didn't even really know But KLAZ Bobby would get on or your other friends would have gone,

it would go, and you hear the door open. Well, that sounds like a shotgun. But it would go, and you would hear the door open and go, wow. And it wasn't my computer because I never had a computer until late in college, but I went to my friend Scotty's house

and he had a computer. Your neighbor. Yeah. Whenever Scotties and got on and I'd get on Instant Messenger and, man, Kaye lazy Bobby would sit there and just talk to people. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

You have an AIM name? I don't remember it, but I only AIM'd. Y-I-M'd way more. than I did. I don't know why I-I-I-M-A-I-M-D-A-I-M-E-N-15. What was it? Edman-15. Edman 15. Ed-Man-F-D-D-D-D-M-A-N-15. Why two-D-D-I-N? I don't know. It just worked. Would you have a name, Lushbox? Yeah, can't say it. Same is my email address.

That's the same one. That's what I feel like mine probably was too. Yeah, it was when I first got my email, so I just used it. Gable 69 or what? Anyway, no more iPods. Morgan, do you ever have an iPod? Mm-hmm. I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I had all the different. models, but that was like my first introduction to having a handheld music thing.

Like I didn't have an MP3 player or anything before that. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, because we have MP3 players. Like when I was in college and I got an MP3 player and I was downloading from Napster, it was amazing. Yeah, but I think my only MP3 player was, um, iPad, like the first. No, I had a different one like, um, GCA or I don't, one of the, RCA, some brand. Maybe he's kind of a record player around. Radio chef.

I don't know, it was. It was like a purple little, like, cube. It looked like a lighter, sort of. And my mom got it from me for Christmas. And, yeah, I remember downloading from Napster, and then what was the other one? Lime wire. Lime wire was illegal.

I never got on that one. But then I had a pocket rocker. And when I was in, like, sixth grade, I bought it at a yard sale, and I'd take it to church. And I remember that they took it from me at church, and they were like, you can't listen to this in church. And then I never got it back.

And it played little bitty tapes, and you put it in. And then we're like, we're going to take it, because you can't be listening to this in church. church and then they're like, we'll give it to you afterward. And then I went back and I couldn't find the guy. Then I never went. They stole it from me.

They still get my pocket rocker. Church did? First Baptist Church Mountain Pine still has my pocket rocker. All right. Want better skin from your body wash. Try Ole Body Wash with skincare super ingredient collagen. Olegmoheli body wash hydrates for healthier looking skin in just 14 days. From dry and dull to firm and radiant.

With OLE body, you feel fearless in your skin. It's time for the good news With lunchbox Tell me something good Logan Narod is a corrections officer in Indiana And he's on his day off And he tells his wife Hey let's go to Falls Creek

Let's enjoy the outdoors, some water And they're laying by the river When they see a boy in the water And he's struggling going underwater up Underwater up and he gets swept over the falls And Logan's like, man I got to jump in and save him So he jumps into the water

swims out there, gets the boy, holds his head above water, and swims them back to shore. You know, the crazy thing about people that are going to rescue folks swimming is that they could also die. Right? So that guy's risking his own life because a lot of times when people are being rescued

and I think Eddie could probably speak on this better than I could. They start kicking and they start freaking out too even when they're grabbed. Absolutely. Yeah, no, that's a good point. Bones, I'm glad you brought that up. I was a lifeguard. Is that why you grab them from behind so they don't grab you? Let's ask our life card friend here. Absolutely.

You usually grab them. Their back is right up against your chest. You put your arm right under their arm. That way, if they're flailing their arms or kicking, whatever, they don't even bother you. You're under control, and you can do a good rescue. Which, to your credit, you have... Three rescues under my name. Yeah, under my badge.

You have a badge or my name? I don't know. It was like, you know, the lifeguard cross. Medvedo. Where's that list of... They keep all the saves? Probably in the city of McAllen, where I worked. You think it's just somewhere in, like, a book or something?

I would think so. All right, well, you're the man, Eddie. Thank you, man. All right, that's a great story. And shout out to him. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over and talk to Chuck, who's on the phone calling us from Virginia.

Chuck, appreciate you calling. What's going on? How you doing, Bobby? Good morning. Bobby, good morning. Morning. All righty. I was listening.

I've been listening for about two years religiously. Every morning, I never missed a show. I want to bust lunchbox on something, because there's a lot. really irritated me what he said yesterday about this gift card for Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Now, the whole point about that all in was to his whole family go to that listening party with Chris Jansen. So, with that being said, Amy or Morgan, I can't remember which one, ex-Bunchbox, if he used that gift card yet.

Now, if his biggest complaint was he couldn't take his whole family, why did he tell them, no, I haven't used it because we haven't found a sitter yet? So why can't he take his whole family to enjoy that gift card since he got it because his family couldn't enjoy the listening party? Sounds like his family's not all-in here. Okay, so your answer? Well, Ruth Chris does not advertise all-in. Like, they're not saying, oh, everybody come in.

and Ruth Chris is very expensive and I don't think $250 is going to feed five people. I think it'll feed two adults and three kids. Yeah, like one of your babies is on breast milk. He's not going to eat a steak. I'm not ordering a rib-eye. Yeah. Trying to get in that tomahawk or what?

Saving it for later. Whenever I've been to Ruth Chris, I've never seen a high chair there, so I don't even know if they'll have a high chair. A restaurant. He has a good point. You try to get all your family in because it's at all in. Yes. But you're not taking the same family that you used to.

you get the gift card to actually use the gift card. Yes, valid. But it doesn't say all in at Ruth Chris. Well, maybe we should call them and say, hey, do you guys allow everybody? Is it all in? Do you want all in? Yeah, because, I mean, I'll call them and ask, but I don't think they do. I think it's like a certain age limit because they don't have high chairs.

You think there's an age limit into the restaurant. Oh, absolutely. They don't want little kids at Ruth Chris. These nice restaurants don't want toddlers in there. Yeah, I mean, I probably don't want them to cry, but kids do go. And you got the gift card from the all-in guy. He gave you, Chris Jansen gave you $250 because he thought you were taking your whole family.

All you have to do is give your baby a cigar and put a tie on them. It looks like to fit in with all the other bros in there. That's true. That's a great point, Chuck. Lunchbox is not living by what he publicly proclaimed and I appreciate you calling him out. Now, he just said that they don't want toddlers in their restaurant, just like Christensen didn't want toddlers at his listening party.

That's true. But he called his listening party. All in. All in with Chris Jensen. That was the name of the album. That was the name of the album. On the invite, it said, come get all in with Chris Jansen.

That means everybody come get in. Okay. Do you guys understand English? Sentences, do you know how to read? Chuck, thank you for the call. You've brought up a very interesting subject. He doesn't like it. The end.

Which, by the way, Ruth's Chris has a children's menu. Oh. No. Yeah, probably a cheeseburger. Yes, they offer a children's menu. What about high chairs? Doesn't say anything about that, does it? See?

But they have a lot. them. Thank you, Chuck. All right. Moving on, let's do the most important segment of the day. Here's the big stories. Bobby's Big. Stories. Netflix may introduce ads before the end of the year, which is great because if you're trying to save

money and you don't mind watching an ad, you should be able to save money and watch an ad. Netflix may introduce a lower priced ad-supported tier by the end of the year a much quicker timeline than originally expected. They deliver the news to employees in a memo, which said, hey, we're going to put some ads and stuff. And if that lowers the price, great. I think

it's an excellent option. Ads in between movies? In between? Like in the middle of movies? Probably in the middle of a movie. Because we have Xfinity. And so if we're watching stuff on demand that we normally watch on TV,

they'll just stop the show or the movie and just cram a commercial in there. It'll be like a little roadblock in the line. And so you fast forward, but you can't fast forward past the commercial. Yeah, Hulu does the same thing. Probably like that. Okay.

That's from the New York Post. Gas prices spike to the highest level yet. Gas prices in the U.S. or higher than ever. Today's AAA station survey finds a national average is $4.37 a gallon. It shot up a nickel a gallon since Monday and is 17 cents higher than last Tuesday. Lunchbox, how much money do you think you've saved since riding your bike to work? Well, I've been doing the math calculated at $33.68. Overall?

Yeah, since I've started riding my bike. That's what I've saved. Did you ride this morning? No, I didn't ride this morning. He's already giving it up. No, no, no. I didn't say I was going to ride every morning, guys. I said try to ride three to four times a week. Listen, one of my kids is sick.

The newborn is sick. And, I mean, last night was sitting in a chair all night, no sleep. So I didn't have the energy to ride a bike. How many days have you skipped riding your bike? I've skipped three days. Since we talked about it. No, no, since I started. Right.

So how many days are you doing? I've been doing it for a little over two weeks. So 10 days. Yeah. So I've done seven. Okay. That's pretty good. He skipped two in a row, though.

He didn't ride yesterday either, so. Right. Oh, you're running out of days. No. I told you. Last night was a rough night. Not before, though, Eddie's saying. Well, yeah, I don't, I had something to do after the show where I had to go, like, across town, so I couldn't ride my mind.

Save gas. Leave the show at like 7.30. It would have taken me about two hours to get there. All right. Well, we still like it. But you're still doing it. Yeah, I'll be on it tomorrow. Don't worry about it.

All right. Well, we don't worry about you. No. Eddie, I mean, Eddie checks in every day. I worry about you getting hit by a car, honestly. That's how I worry. Not to make fun of you, but I worry for your safety. Oh, Eddie already hoped I got hit by a car.

He told me I was going to die at the end of the same moment. You wear a helmet? Yeah, absolutely. Good. But I don't wear elbow or knee pads. That'd be funny. You should. What about a reflector vest?

No, I don't wear that either. Nighttime. Well, I have reflectors on the bike. Yeah. Do you have a training wheels? No. A baseball car in the spokes? Come on now.

A basket? Sounds like an engine? No, no basket, Amy. All right. It's send your loved ones out in style with a loved one launcher. You can not go out with a bang, thanks to the loved one launcher. It's a handheld cremation cannon that shoot your remains wherever it's pointed. Let's go.

It looks like a game, like a basketball game, we shoot T-shirts in the crowd. You know what the mascot does? Yeah. I guess that's cool. As long as it doesn't, like, spray everywhere right when it comes out because the wind blows and blows back on you. Avoid shooting into oncoming wind. Oh, see? That's it.

That's what it says in it. Because I don't want my loved ones remains like... All over in your hair. Yeah, in my eyes and mouth. So I could see where that could come in handy if you're like out in the ocean. And they wanted to be spread out there. Yeah, that's cool. And you get on a boat and then you just shoot them out.

The loved one launcher sells for $375 bucks. You have to buy CO2 cartridges as well. That's just too much for one shot. If you had to shoot off like 10 dead people, okay. But you can buy that for one? It's probably cheaper than like a cemetery though, right? Well, it's not cheaper than just tossing it in the air or something. spreading it with your hands.

That's the ultimate cheap. If you want that to happen to you, like you're the one that's going to die, you have to buy the launcher before you die. Oh, wow. And then you say, hey, here you go. Because, I mean, that's what people, don't talk about how extensive death is.

Leave it in your will. Okay. I leave you, Eddie. One loved one launcher. That's from the New York Post. A copperhead lurking in a toolbox bites a man fumbling around for his wrench. No, no, no, no.

All Mark Holton won was wrench, but he got a finger full of needle-like teeth instead. The Texas man was doing maintenance on a circular saw. It is home near town in Texas, but he fumbled around. He's like, we can't find, what is it? There was a snake chilling in there. It's a big one too. They're poisonous, right?

And it's a big toolbox. So it's not the one where you just grab and pick up and carry. It's like one of those that you pull their little shelves out. Yeah, yeah. So the snake was in there just chilling. It's about three to four foot long. It was coiled up amongst the screwdrivers. And ha!

Got them. Yahoo News had that story. He is okay. Okay, good. Is that snake dead? I don't know. It doesn't give an update on the snake, but I would imagine so.

I'd imagine. But should it be or do they take it to like a snake? Oh, no, you just start shooting. You don't really save a snake sanctuary. Nah, not like that. The truck rental company Penske put out its annual moving destinations report. America's top five moving destinations are. Number five, Denver.

Number four, Charlotte, North Carolina. Number three, Phoenix, Arizona. Number two, Las Vegas, Nevada. And number one, Houston, Texas. Wow. So, that's from Gopensky.com. If you had to move to a city you've never lived. Blindly, I'm asking you this question.

You move to a city you've never lived. Amy. Never lived in New York City, and I want to. Okay, lunchbox. Oh, I'm going to go with Denver. I don't know anything about it, but it seems beautiful and awesome, and there's a lot of outdoors,

a lot of cool stuff to do, so I'll go Denver. Denver's A plus. It's just a little too cold. I don't like cold. If I like cold a little more, A plus plus. But Denver's awesome. Eddie? I've heard San Diego's pretty cool. I'll give that a shot. Never been. You're going to be living under a bridge there. Really? Why? It's really expensive.

This is a dream scenario, though, right? How come in is hypothetical he can't afford a house payment? Yeah. Right. I mean, you're in Denver. How much are you making a snowmobile? Apparently, I mean, I'm going to be living in a tiny square foot apartment. You are. You didn't say anything about Amy living in New York. He didn't say anything about his life.

Denver, where apparently he's won the lottery and driving the Lambo around. But I can't afford to live in San Diego. You'll be living under a bridge. Lunchbox is a beautiful mountain home. I'm just torn between living somewhere that's not cold because I just want to live somewhere warm. Or I would just live in

Fayetteville, Arkansas. That's my favorite place, but it just gets cold there a little bit. So, maybe... I'm still going to go with that, though. All right, all right. Fayetteville. But in my dream scenario, it never gets cold. There's no winter. That's right. That's where you would want to live. But you've lived there. No, I haven't. You haven't lived anywhere near there?

No, Amy. Oh, you haven't. It's all over Arkansas, just not Fayetteville. That's weird that you would want to live in a smaller town. Like, it seems like people do that. I know, but I'd experience the big city life. I figure he'd want to live in like Miami. Oh, Miami.

That's where's that. That's the last place I would see by me. I don't really care. The only thing I would like about a big city life is that maybe they have pro sports. Yeah. But other than that, I got the razor back there. I'm good. Right there.

Yeah. So, okay, there you go. And finally, Mike Tyson avoids criminal. criminal charges for punching that passenger on the plane. Good. Because that dude was straight up messing with them. And it wouldn't stop messing. And Tyson said,

but here's the thing. Don't call out the devil because he might show up. And that's what happened. That's like when people mess with me sometimes. I'm like, don't do it because I'm not nice once it's on. Don't call it the devil. Because every once while the devil comes, and you're like, dang, I want to call out the devil.

I was thinking more don't poke the bear, but yeah, devil's good. Devil's a lot worse than the bear. It is. I'll give you one more Just for the heck A Florida woman was arrested late Sunday evening At the Palm Haven Mobile Home Park in St. Petersburg After dumping a bucket of urine from her bathroom

On her neighbor 57-year-old Christine Terman was reportedly upset Because the chicken owned by a neighbor Been pooping on the back patio I get it The bucket struck her in the face So that was like

That's a hit right And that's more than But then the urine and it's the whole thing. That's from the smoking gun. That's disgusting. But that is, yeah. And lunchbox is like, I get it. No, no, no.

How would you like if a chicken was pooping all over your backboard? That's a chicken. Yeah. I'm not going to. Control your chicken. Control your urine. So if my dog, you would get mad at my dog kept pooping on your back porch? Dogs can be, she should not let her chicken.

A chicken may have escaped. I'm not sure. But you can domestic. I mean, dogs are domesticated animals. You can train them not to poop. A chicken, I'm not sure they have those classes. I've never been to pet smart. I've seen a bunch of chickens gathered around

being all right guys let's go through the chicken classes. But yes, control your chicken. Yeah. But also don't respond by dumping a bucket of urine on someone. Correct. Yes, that's correct. Yeah.

All right. That's the news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. Hey, next segment. This is interesting. Eddie caught his boys saying something inappropriate.

He says. Now, I know what they said, and I'm thinking maybe this isn't I'll let you guys be the judge, but... That's why I'm bringing it to the table. They got in trouble for saying something inappropriate. Like how I'm in trouble? It led to a long lecture.

It's just, I don't know that it's inappropriate. Maybe I need the lesson in the next second. No. Well, yeah, because, I mean, you're not a parent yet, so sometimes it's harder to see until you're... Still, I'm telling you, it doesn't feel inappropriate to me, but I could be wrong. We'll do that next. Chocolate brownies and yellow cake. Mm-mm-mm, no denying, that those are really good.

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Okay. Eddie Codd's boys saying something inappropriate. By the way, for our audience, how old are your boys? So I have a 13-year-old, I have an 8-year-old,

a 7-year-old, and a 3-year-old. And which of those four? We're saying this. These are the two middle boys, seven and eight, and they're in their bedroom. Like first second grade? Yes, first second.

Exactly. Go ahead. And I'm walking by the room and I hear, oh, yeah, they're talking about this girl, right and one of them goes, dude, she's so hot, bro. And I go, what? Did I just hear?

They're seven and eight years old. So I go in, I'm like, what are you guys talking about? Oh, we're just talking about, you know, so-and-so and so-and-so thinks she's pretty hot. I don't think she's that hot, but she thinks she's that hot. I'm like, guys, let's not do that. Like, we're not, the word hot, let's not use the word hot when you're talking about someone's physical. Well, if you can use any word to talk about somebody's physical appearance, Pretty.

She's pretty? She's not pretty. Okay, but your argument's not the same. What do you mean? If you're going to say let's not talk about someone's physical appearance, the pretty should be off. Okay, so I'm just making sure we're on that. Just so you can't go, I told them we shouldn't judge someone by their physical.

I didn't say that. Perfect. You're just saying the word hot. I said, guys, you're too young to say like someone's hot or not. You don't even know what hot means. Now, I think Eddie, I think it's a... Oh my goodness. I'm not apparent, but I think it's a bit absurd.

That's why I wanted you guys are way into this. Now, guys, don't you, me, lunchbox, like, we know what hot is. We say hot, hey, dude, she's pretty hot, right? We've said it for years. But a seven and eight-year-old, I don't think they even know what that means. And if they heard them saying, calling the girl hot, like, if the girl heard that, they would get offended. Like, what are you talking about? That's very rude.

I think if you're walking by and they were like, man, she's sexy. That's probably too much for a seven-year-old or eight-year-old. Or if you're eight-year-old's like, that girl's bonerific. You'd be like, son. Well, yes. I would have a lecture there too. I think those are probably the levels. Where's hot in that level?

It's fine. Hot is like the nicest thing you can say. Let's go to Amy. Amy, think about this. Lunchbox and I obviously were dudes. We're like hot's easy. It's not offensive. That's what we think.

Seven and eight year old. Can they say hot? I don't understand the issue here. And I feel like he made it a bigger deal. And now I would, my son is 11. But even back when he was seven, if he was like, oh, she's hot. I don't know that I would really have a long lecture about it.

If you wanted to have a lecture about them talking about someone physically. Like respecting people. Yes, I think that's, but I wanted to make sure. No, that's why I made sure you weren't going to turn it into this. I didn't say like. Because you said you can say pretty, but you can't say hot. Well, yeah, I mean, it's normal to think someone is pretty or not. Looks are relative.

But it's pretty not the same thing as hot? I mean, it's just saying it's semantic. It's a word. Eddie, you are the most overprotective, overreactive parent. That is so insane. Overreactive, true. Goodness, that helicopter is just, oh. Eddie just said, we say all the time.

We've been saying for years, girls are hot. So like, Eddie, where did they get it from? They probably got it from you. Well, yeah, like, I'm walking around my kids saying, she's hot. I can't even say that around my wife. She'd be like, what are you talking about? No, I can't.

They didn't get it from me. They got it from school, obviously. I don't care who they got it from. I don't think hot isn't any way a bad thing to say. if you're just judging it on the word. That's seven years old. Correct. So they're walking around, bro.

They're like, you know. Oh, they're drinking a beer? You're acting like they're walking or drinking a beer. Basically, it sounded like I was walking by a bar. And I'm like, what is going on in here? It's the worst thing they're saying is somebody's hot. I think you're doing pretty good. And are they walking around?

They were in the privacy of their room. Oh, so whatever happens in there is cool. That's not what she's saying. Well, then what are you saying? I'm saying like you're acting like they're in public every day. Like every woman that walks by, they're like, hey, haughty. What's up?

That would be different. That's different. You can't speak to someone like that. Hey, it's a gateway. You start in the room saying someone's hot, then next thing you know, you're at the mall doing it. You dropping your kids off at the mall? Oh my goodness.

Next couple years. You're a year old over there at a foot locker. Who feels sorry for Eddie's kids? They're cool. They're good. I mean, I think Eddie's a good dad, but I just don't know that I would react in that way. There was no way I was going to walk by that room and just let that happen.

I had to say something. It's half they're smoking cigarettes. Dude, you had like they're drinking from the bottle. Hey, if I walk my in there smoking cigarettes, there's trouble. Grounded for life. Yeah, duh. We agree with you on that one, but hot.

Yeah, okay, so let's vote here. Everybody, I want everybody voting. If you're on this show, does anyone side with Eddie that a seven or eight-year-old shouldn't say that someone privately to their brother is hot? Is hot. Does anyone agree with Eddie?

Wow. Scuba. No. Mike's even on. He said, no. Not at all. Everyone feels this ridiculous. If you do say aye.

Aye. Wow. It's everyone? Yeah. Morgan? Yeah. That's me too. Sorry, Eddie.

Now, your kids, you know, you're chilly your beans. It didn't feel right. So I felt like I needed to say something. But you brought it up and said, hey, I said this. And we all think that you are inappropriate. Okay. Oh, I'm the inappropriate. We think you're inappropriate.

All right. Thanks, guys. You want to hear someone who agrees with you, though. I don't want you to feel alone. I'm sure that's not the only caller. Well, it is. but I saved them here so you could have a teammate, an ally.

This is Brittany in Lubbock, Texas. Ray, if you could put her on. Brittany, good morning. Thank you for calling. Morning. How are you guys? We're pretty good. What do you think about this?

I agree with Eddie. I completely agree with him. I've got a 7-year-old daughter, and then I've got two nieces, eight and six. And what's funny is that not that long ago, my oldest niece, all three of them were in the room,

and she said, this boy was hot, and I thought the exact same thing. I was like, that is not appropriate for y'all to say. I mean, older, it's not so bad, but just coming out of your little eight-year-old mouth, it just doesn't, it doesn't sound okay. I'm sure it seems weird. Yeah, very weird. Because a kid is just talking like an adult, and your parent, and your rules, and you're a good parent and everybody out there, this is not parent shaming.

This is just Eddie asking if we think he's crazy. I brought it to you guys. The answer is yes. I think hot's fine as long as they're not walking around and going. Hey lady, what's up hot stuff? Hey, well after that lecture they're definitely not going to be walking around saying that stuff. They don't walk around at all. They just sit in the room.

I think you can vent walking around stories. Thank you very much, Brittany. We appreciate that. I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you for lending us your perspective. Okay, y'all have a good one. Glad Eddie can have a teammate. She sounds smart.

I'll give you her number, a little focus group, a little support group after that. I've never met the rock. I've never seen the rock in person. It's kind of weird, I guess. I've never even seen him in person at some premiere or something. But he's 6-5. I didn't realize he was that tall. I know he's like a big ripped dude. Not even rip, but like a monster dude. He's also really tall. So 6-5-260. I just thought he was 5-10, 6-foot and huge. I didn't know he was actually that big. But he eats about 7 to 8,000 calories a day. And that number, it's doesn't mean anything to me because I don't know really what I eat. I know the average human's supposed to eat 2,000 a day.

Oh, man. But then I think most of us aren't average because we have the highest obesity rate in the whole world. Do we all? But he eats, like, that doesn't stick out to me as crazy just because I'm not educated in that. He eats 10 pounds of food per day. Whoa! Okay, now we're talking about things I can understand. Now that I get.

821 pounds of cod per year. Cod. That's like his focus. I know. I mean, and cod is good. Like, fish is good. but then when you picture it in 800 pounds worth, I'm like, okay. Well, it's not one lunch.

I know, but I would just get tired of it. He probably gets tired of it, too, but I think it's just for, you know, his physical fitness. He, okay, I'm going to give you some of his meals. A bacon burger combo, two cheeseburgers with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and bacon, a side of French fries and sweet potato fries with a glass of tequila. So two cheeseburgers on one. That's lunch? Yeah.

Tequila in there? That's funny. Is that appropriate? I think he has his own tequila. Maybe he has a tequila. He's been some of Taramana tequila. Yeah, he's like, go buy something. The sushi train meal, which he might do once a week.

Here you go. It includes 70 pieces of sushi. That's crazy. That's crazy. 70? I mean, I'm about six in, and I'm like, oh. And I get hungry quickly after that, the next couple hours. But I'm like, ooh, that rice gets you.

It's finished off with the peanut butter stuffed chocolate chip cookie. Okay. Here's the power breakfast. A pre-workout meal that consists of a platter of, Egg whites and avocado with grilled bison bits, followed by a bowl of plain oatmeal topped with papaya and six English muffin halves with peanut butter and honey,

and he has pineapple, coconut flavored Zoha energy drink. Oh, sounds good. But it's a lot. It's just a lot all the time. Like, he's got to have somebody, and he's so rich, I'm sure he has a personal chef, but it sounds like they're always working. There's not really time off

because he has to eat so many meals so often. Kind of like this show. We go to commercial. You know what we do? We do commercials. We do the countdown. We don't leave. If we do leave someone has to go, hey, can I go to the bathroom?

Which can I next? And I'm like, fine. Hurry up. I bet that's what his chefs are like. They're always cooking something up. Yeah, true. So The Rock, killing it. I mean, it's crazy that he went from a wrestler to literally the biggest movie starring the world.

Yeah. Like, shout out to The Rock, because from A to B, that I didn't ever been done before. From that profession, like a cartoon-type profession, fiction, fiction, made up. where people kind of don't respect it as far as, like, the serious acting. I respect it as an athlete for sure. But now he's the biggest movie star in the world. Wild to see the transformation. And you have other wrestlers now doing it too, but like John Cena, big star.

Yeah, he's done a good job. Big actor. Great job at it. Here we go. Would this be divorce worthy? This is Lunchbox asking this question. John Stamos, his ex-wife, Rebecca Romaine admits to her current husband that she misses a lot of things about her ex-husband.

Yes, get out of here. Get out of my house then. Go see him. If you're, if Caitlin came to you and said, oh man, I miss so much about my ex-boyfriend. Well, if she said so much and she was with that tone, but if she were like, you know what I, oof. No, it doesn't matter what tone it is. I think, let me think about this here. If it were like, hey, I miss that other relationships I've been in that they didn't work all the time. They didn't leave a butt crack of dawn. And that'd still be tough, but it wouldn't be divorce worthy. What if she says like...

I don't want to be compared to past. Right, but what if she says something like, oh, you know, like, obviously it didn't work. I wouldn't be married with them. But there are certain things that I do miss about him. That's tough. I see. I don't really... I like to act like I'm all, like, progressive.

And it would be tough for a direct comparison with another dude. There's probably a way if you generalize past relationships. But she's saying a specific person. Let me read the story here. Yeah, because I don't know the context. Rebecca Romaine admitted there's a lot of things she misses about her ex-husband, John Stamos, when she was on the talk, which Jerry O'Connell is a host on that show. And so she responded, a lot of really fun memories, a lot of things about him, I miss.

But yeah, it's tricky. It's a very hard decision to come to when you decide to end marriage. It was heartbreaking. Yeah. And that was years ago. But to say there's a lot of things about him, I miss. You can't say that. But she's thinking it.

They're all thinking it. I know, I agree. But just because you think it doesn't mean you have to. say it all the time, especially if there's no benefit to it. So I guess I would want to know was she asked, hey, do you miss John Stamos? Like why would- Ask me that, I'll be her. Okay, so, hey, you know, you were married to John Stamos for a while.

I'm sure that was hard to end. Like, is there anything you miss about that? Well, I missed the fact that I wasn't with you, Jerry. Exactly. That's what you say. Yeah, I don't know. But that's such a lie, Larry. Okay, but still, you're on Front Street here on a TV show.

gonna be, I don't know I can do it. And I know they're trying to be honest. I look on as well. She's being honest. But ask me again. Ask me again. Let me do it again. Go ahead. Okay. So is there anything you miss about your relationship with John from back in the day? I think what I miss is being young and carefree and getting married. But I learned a lot from that. I think I've learned a lot from that marriage. So, you know, I think it's made this marriage so much better and allowed me to be a better wife. So I think what I miss, actually, I'm glad I miss it. And I'm glad I have you, Jerry. That's a good answer. That's how you kind of dodge that. Yeah. Oh, man, because just think if you're sitting there and she says that, I mean, I would like to see what

Jerry O'Connell's face was like, huh? Like, why would you, I don't know. I would imagine that I've also hosted this show part-time. Remember, I went over and did a couple weeks there. Yeah. And those producers are really great about telling you what segments are coming up. So this wasn't sprung. My guess is it's not sprung. They knew what they were going to say. It was happening and he was prepared for it.

Is she married to Jerry O'Connell now? Yes. And he's also really funny and like he's like down. Is he the kid from Stand By Me? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I like Jerry O'Connell's awesome. Like his interviews and stuff are really good.

So, but yes, that's tough. He just kind of. Yeah, if my wife came to me and said that, I'd be like, hey, go stay at a hotel. It's not like she went to him and said it. She was asked it. And I think it was more from a place of like that was a really good chapter of my life

but it was a part that was really difficult to grieve. I mean, depending on what, I don't even know why they got divorced. Yeah, you can think that. You can say it was, you know, we had a lot of good times, but I don't miss it. I found the man of my dreams right here. I don't miss it.

She said there is a lot I miss about him. She didn't say there's a lot of miss about him. Him. I would just say there's a lot of things I miss about being that age. He was a good person. He could be a good person, but you can. I can't miss him. So you're divorcing her.

Yes. What if she's like, I miss going to like the full house rap parties? Oh, that's a cool. And seeing Dave Coolie and doing cut you out? Like, that would be cool. So do you think that Jerry, like, they cut and they go back to, you know, to like dressing? I think it was all set. I mean, I think he knew.

They knew. Okay. Everybody knew. I don't think she just launches out and lays this down. But Jerry, you can't be cool with that, my man. You can't let that happen. Not in your house. Not if he feels super secure in their relationship.

It doesn't matter. No, my man. My man. My man. There's that. Hey, I do want to grab a call from Kendra and Maryland if we can get her on. Because earlier Eddie said he kind of had to tell us kids, hey, stop saying that. Because he heard them in their room privately saying that a girl was hot. Not at the mall, not, but just talking to each other.

And you're like, we don't say that. We don't, it's not, we don't talk about women like that. Correct. Because it could have been a little girl saying, oh, he's hot. But you just, the word. They can use other words. Yeah, you want to refer to how she looks. You can say she's pretty.

That's the only one they can use? Sure. Okay. Can they say she's so attractive? Yeah, because they don't know what that. Attractive beans. They don't know what hot means. That's why I don't even want them using that word.

Okay. We have Kendra on. I found it. Yeah, they didn't know. Obviously, they're using it the right tent. I found you another ally. Come on. Eddie.

This is Kendra and Maryland. Kendra, thank you for calling. What do you want to say? I am 100% team lunchbox. Well, I think you mean Eddie. I think you mean Eddie. I'm Eddie. Eddie.

Don't let me in the loser category. Go ahead. Eddie, well done. I teach elementary school I have for 14 years And I have to elementary school age kids An 8 year old boy and 10 year old girl And like you said They don't know what hot means

So they shouldn't be using it Because it's not the same as pretty But what if they said she's cute She's super cute That's fine But they do know what it means then No but hot is sexual Hot is like

Does it have to be Yes it is She's hot I think John Samo's pretty hot Is that how they said it Is they say hot? Yeah they're like bro She's so hot

Okay. No, they didn't do all that. I understand. As a teacher, I understand it too. I would never allow it to my classroom. No. It's not in a classroom. You would never allow that at your home.

Okay. Kendra, I'm sorry. We didn't mean to catch you off. Would you please finish what you're saying? Yeah, go ahead. If they say it at home, I promise you, they're saying it at school. Boom. Well, they're probably doing a lot of stuff at school on the playground and saying things.

Well, I think they learned that from school. I mean, honestly, like, if my kids got called to the principal's office and they called me and they're like, hey, your child just sat hot, I'd be like, oh my gosh. Like, really? Why am I going to the school? Why am I going to the school for this? But I can see where it shouldn't be allowed and how if you allow it at home, then yes, it'll show up in public. But I just feel like it was an innocent conversation with two brothers and Eddie blew it up. Well, they're not in trouble. I didn't ground them or anything. You said, you lectured them. Oh, you sure, it's time to sit down. You don't get a lecture because you've been good. Man, you sit down and you have a conversation about it. And that's what I'm saying. Kendra, we appreciate your feedback and you absolutely have a point and a right to it. And we just, like, piling on Eddie for being honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably more so what it is. Thanks, guys. Appreciate that.

Keep doing your awesome parenting. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I will keep parenting publicly on the air with no kids. All right, Kendra, have a great day. Bye. You can call us if you want about anything. We're not experts. 877. Ah, I feel pretty strongly about it. 877-77 Bobby.

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They have to sit in a room and figure it out brainstorming. In suits. I don't know about suits. Okay, really not. The FBI's internet crime compliance centers warning people about a new tech scam. It involved receiving a text about bank fraud alerts, possibly receiving a warning about being contacted by a fraud specialist and being tricked into sending a transaction to the scammer.

So their scam is that, hey, there's possible. possibly a scam. Yeah, that's, yeah. The scam is, you're not being scammed, but you could be scammed. But by them telling you could be scammed, you're being scammed if you clicked the scam link. So smart. That's what they recently told me is that I had sent out some sensitive stuff and I needed, my computer was now, what is it? Compromise.

That's the word. Was that text on your computer, though? I can't remember. It was my device, whatever it was. I think it might have been my phone. But either way, it's tricky. They'll be like, is this us in this picture? and then it sends a link.

I think Amy gets scammed a lot. She brings these in and she's like, my card's been stolen by somebody. You know, like in corporate meetings, they have like a demographic target audience. Do they have a picture of Amy in those meetings? It's not even like a demographic. It's literally her and her contact info. My husband got an email from me last week, said from Amy Brown and then clicked on it. And it was like a, hey, what do we do with this?

And it clicked a link. but then when he looked at the actually what was behind the Amy Brown, it was like my email plus a few numbers or something so he didn't click on it. I was like, good for you. I wouldn't. Amy clicks on the ones from her. She's like, maybe I did send this to myself.

So that's what they're doing. It's tough because even the real thing. Now people that want to send real notifications can't even do that because we're all scared to click the real ones so we don't get scammed. I know LifeLock looks out for me, but now I'm so paranoid. I'm like, is this really LiveLock? Well, LifeLock called, I told you guys,

that said, hey, your password's on the dark web. And I was like, oh, crap, do I have to go to the dark web and shut it down? And they're like, no, just go to this specific account, change the password. But you need to set up the two-factor authentication, which is nothing can be changed with your information unless they text your cell phone number and say, hey, are you trying to log in? And they give you a code. And they, yes. And you got to set that up for everything or you'll get hacked.

Because people try to log in and it's still my Instagram. every three days or so just because it's a blue check mark with a million followers so they just go out them constantly but I get texts Hey are you trying to log in Like from Dallas or something

No mine are usually from other country Russia Russia is a big one right now I got one Mine has been kind of local Oklahoma It's just listeners who know they can get it Amy

That's from consumer affairs dot org so just The takeaway from this is do the multi-factor authentication where they have to text you or email you to change anything. You'll be happy to do it. That's it.

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