The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Making Big Life Decisions on a Coin Flip + Amy Saw A Suspicious Guy with Binoculars…We Make Up Our Theories!

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Raymundo found out that Scuba Steve made a major life decision on a coin flip. We talk to listeners about major life changes they made in their life all because of a coin flip. Amy saw a weird guy in the parking lot of a grocery store with binoculars…we give our best theories as to why he was doing it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Wednesday. Morning studio. Morning. Kids are back in school, Amy. Oh yeah, we are back and it is on, especially the homework. And I have a feeling high school for Sashira. I mean, it's ninth grade. I knew some things were going to change, but she has had homework since the first day.

Do you think they're trying to make up for COVID? Are they trying to cram learning in, like missed learning at all? Or is this just ninth grade now? No, I think this is just the way her school is. And so it's sort of a drastic change for her. But she set up a little station in the dining room, and that's where she comes home every day, sits down, does her homework. But I'm probably going to have to bring in Mike D's wife as reinforcements

because it's a lot of homework for me, A lot of homework or a lot of homework that you don't understand because it's starting to get harder. Both. And I have another child and they're saying, you know, so it's just like, wow, this is a game changer. But I'm excited because it's setting her up for what college is going to be like in real life. And it's weird that we're even talking about that with her, but she's going to be 16 soon. I used to do people's homework for them. You charged.

Well, that's how I'm in a living. I was a kid. That's literally how I paid for school lunch for the most part once I got out of free lunch because that was humiliating itself because we have to go stand in our own line. Oh, the free lunch kids. Miserable. All right, free lunch, go stand over here, and we had to stand in our own line because we were so poor. We got free. Terrible idea, by the way, for them to do that.

But I was like, I can't do this anymore. So I made my own money to pay for my own lunch. And by doing that, I did people's homework for them illegally. How did you, like, approach them? Would you ask them, hey, you need your homework done? Word gets out, bud. They probably came to him. Yeah, well, word gets out because I do a couple people.

Do the first couple for free. Dang, businessman. Man. The first couple for free. And then it's a usually it was a dollar a page after that, depending on what it was. What was difficult was if I had to do upper level math, let's say I was an eighth grade. It was like a 10th grader and I'd never study that math before. I'd have to take time to study that math.

And I had one teacher, I don't care to say this anymore. I won't get it by in trouble. That'd be like, hey, I'm doing so-and-so's homework. Can you teach me how to do this? And they would teach me. And then I would do their homework. Would you pay the teacher extra? No, they just appreciated that I was into it.

Wow. And it wasn't the teacher that had the person in class, it was just a math teacher that would do that. But yeah, I hustled. That's a hustling kid. Dollar Page, what you need? History. What you need, math?

You still want to hustle? I hustle every day in my life. Does Sheer needs a little help of it? No. Let's just say inflation is hit and rates her up a little bit. And also, she's a hustler too, so hustle, sue's hustler. And if she gets caught cheating or anything, I'm pretty sure she's kicked out. Of what?

School. Stop it. What? No. Yeah. What? You get kicked out of school? I would have been kicked out.

I don't know. That's the rule. What's the most troll? you ever got into in school in high school, okay? Most trouble you ever got in. By parents or teachers? Like suspended? I don't know. We can do this. We can wait and do this

later on in the hour. Think about it. The most trouble you ever got into in school and what happened to you, okay? Everybody feel good about sharing? Oh, yeah. Ray, do you have a good story? I feel like you'd have a good story. Yeah, I got a pretty bad one. Really? Yeah, it's bad. It's embarrassing. We'll come back and do that in a couple segments after the mailbag,

okay? It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been the manager at a large corporation for over a decade now, but I found myself in a situation I've never been in before.

Our company was hit hard during COVID, and we had to let a round of employees go in 2020. But now we have another round upon us. I have to fire an employee who's been with the company for 42 years. I just got the order from above that it has to be done. He doesn't know. How do I fire him? Signed anonymous boss.

Oh. Yeah, that stinks. And that happens all the time everywhere and different reasons. Obviously, companies get sold. COVID obviously happened a lot. You have to, not because of COVID. Not because of a selling.

But we've had, and I've had to fire a couple people. And it always sucks. I never had to fire somebody 42 years. That's especially hard. That's especially hard. But this is the non-emotional answer to that. first of all you'll probably have somebody with you from HR that's not a common thing they will come in

and even for their well-being their mental health you don't need to drag it out or him and hall it's we'll just say it's Eddie Eddie comes in oh Eddie I appreciate you come to my office today you have given so much to this company over 42 years but because of the layoffs and because we're not making budget we have to lay people off and I'm so sorry to tell you that we have to lay you off you got to get to it. You don't need a big explanation leading up to it. You need to get to it. They will have their response.

And then you need... And usually you can't even talk to them for a while because HR. It's not like you can call them. And let them ask their questions. Everybody's in shock. And then try to move forward. Answer all the questions. Then try to move forward.

It's hard, but it's better to rip the bandaid off. Because you're going to have to do it. You hate to do it. This is like stuff in life. I hate to call people back sometimes. Let me ask you. Not the same problem here. I see somebody I'm like, they call me.

I'm like, I don't want to call them back. I don't know what they're going to want to talk about. And I'm like, you know what? Go. I just hit the button. I just hit the button and do it even though I don't want to do it because I'm hit the button. I know that I'm committed. The phone's ringing.

They're going to see, hello, dang it. And I hope they don't answer. Oh my gosh. But I will just do that because I know it's better to rip the band it off on uncomfortable situations that have, that absolutely have to be approached. And you have to do it. So this is that. This one's very sensitive, but you call them in.

You tell them why. It's almost clinical. This has happened. This is why it's happened. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Boom. Man, I thought this was going to be an anonymous email situation.

It is anonymous. No, I'm saying you. Like, hey, create a burner account. Hey, man, you're fired. Yeah, that'd be tough. That'd be tough on that one. Oh, no. Buy an anonymous email.

Did you imagine 42 years and you get some email? Yeah, I hate to hear that. that, but as a boss, that is a tough thing you have to go through as well. Not as tough, but still very tough. And we should understand your feelings, too. And I will say, I implement this in other parts of my life. So not just calling people back, even like, I hate exercising. I hate working out. Hate it. You know what to do? I got to work out today. I don't want to do it. Just go and do it, because it'll be over quicker. And it's in the, it's in the rear view. Eventually, you can have to put that hour in anyway, regardless. It can be whatever. That hour is going to be put into play.

You're going to have to do something for an hour you don't like. So why not do it now and get it over with and have the rest of the day. And let's say you do it later. Well, why not do it later? Well, you're dreading it all the way up. It's less dread, same amount of work. So good luck. That's what I say, do.

Uncomfortable situations. Just go, commit, do them, get it over with. You want to say anything, Amy? I mean, I don't envy him at all. I would be like, shoot, I would, I'd put it off forever and then probably. I think all bosses should get flowers today. You're right. It's making me think of like any bosses that have ever had

to let anybody go. Like, that has got to be one of the most difficult things you ever have to do. Oh, good luck. Are you hyperventilate? Okay, there you go. Thank you for the email,

not a comfortable situation. Hopefully you handle it with Grace, and I think you will. Thank you for emailing me. That's all. We've got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close

Bobby's mail back. Yeah. Let's talk about the most trouble you ever got into in school. It could be suspension, expulsion, it could be paddling. I don't know, because I didn't know you guys then. We'll start with Amy. Amy, the most trouble you got into, what grade, what year? Yeah, I was in 11th grade and it would have to be when my math teacher let my mom know that I was never on time. I was always late to math class. And so one day before math, my mom sneaks up behind me and taps me on the shoulder and I'm on the second

floor where everyone socialized in between classes. And she said, I'm here to walk you to math. So embarrassing. In front of all of my friends. So funny. So embarrassing. And she escorted me up to the third floor to my math class and I will never forget it.

And you know what? I was never late again. Did she only do it that one time? Yeah. It only took that one time. That's all it took to be in 11th grade and have your mom show up to your high school and escort you to class because you can't get there on time. That's funny.

Eddie, yours? Oh, man. It was seventh grade and we were in choir class and there was this kid messing with me. He was right behind me. He kept rubbing the back of my neck. I said, one more time, I'm going to punch you. And he did it. He tickled my neck.

Turn around. Popped him right of the face. Dude, I've never punched anyone in my life. But it was seventh grade. Everyone was starting to fight and it was kind of a cool thing when there were fights going on in the hallways. So I was like, I'm going to do it. I punched him in the face and no one said anything. He cried and we just went on with a class.

The next class. Principal knocks on our door. says, I need to talk to Eddie Garcia. Where is he? And I come out, I'm like, what's up? He's like, did you punch this kid? And there he was crying. Still crying a class later.

Yeah. That's me. That's me. So I got suspension the whole week, five days. Whoa. In school or out of school? ISS, they call it that. ISS.

We went to a portable in the back. You just did a bunch of your teachers, I guess, would give you assignments. You do that all day. Was it worth it? Yeah, dude. I've never punched anyone before in my life. It was awesome. I never punched anybody now and I want to sometimes.

Ramundo, our audio producer, what happened to you? Bad grades junior year, me and my sister. So my mom came to the school and said, can you give him in school suspension for not having good grades? Your mom came, it suggested. So for two weeks, we had to have a security officer, watch me and my sister in a room, all the food from lunch and stuff got brought into the room

and we had to do our school work. Just me and my sister and a security officer for two weeks. Did you change? I think the grades were better, but yeah, all my friends kept saying, so what? Your mom gave you, I'm saying that now. Your mom showed out? That's crazy.

Lunchbox. Uh, seventh grade. I mean, I got a lot. So we'll start in seventh grade. The most, the most trouble. One story. The most you ever got in trouble. Okay. I mean, I guess it was senior year of high school, volleyball,

well, two different volleyball games. One, the volleyball came in the stands. And so I tossed it up, served it back. Boom! Hit the girl in the head on another team. So I got in school suspension for a day. All right. Give us another one.

And then later on, we were in the playoffs. Quite the volleyball fan, huh? Yeah, I mean. Love volleyball. Yeah, man. the chicks are hot, you know what I mean? It was a good time. Everybody went. And whatever team we were playing, they came in our gym and they had a sign that said, trash the Trojans, and they hung it behind their bench. And we beat them.

So me and my friend Dom went over there and ripped up the sign and made it rain on them, you know, on their bench when they're all upset because their season's over. We ripped up their sign and threw it on them. Yeah, sprinkled the ripped up paper on them. Suspended three days. Oh, wow. What was the seventh grade when you were going to tell? Seventh grade, I was walking. It was after school. I was walking to the bus and this kid, he was a sixth grader, walked up and kicked me in the back and then ran off.

So the next morning, I went to school, went up to his locker, and he was facing his locker and boom, shoved his head right in the locker. He turned around, punched him a couple times. Then my seventh grade science teacher broke it up in school suspension three days. So you shoved him into the locker and then you pounded him. Yep. How many times did you go to ISS? Just get his own desk. It's like at a restaurant you go all the time.

I mean, I went to the principal in like third grade. Why did he get three days and I got five for a punch? I don't know what five day. That was a long time. I think lesser expectations on him. Maybe. I mean, probably. I didn't get into much trouble ever because I was scared to get in trouble.

I think I was petrified that if I wasn't the greatest kid who studied and learned all the time, I would never get out of my town. But the one time that I got in trouble, I walked into French class, which was difficult for me anyway. But for some reason, my French teacher had a record player that was sitting up on a table beside her desk. And in that table, there was a record, and it was, what is it? A-2 Brutei. It was Julius Caesar on vinyl. And she was nowhere to be found. So I took the record, put it on the thing, and I started scratching it up, rapping to it,

wik-w-w-qu-w-w-t. So I was playing, I was like sampling Caesar. Like, wick, wick, w-a-tube. And then she walked in and just stood behind me as I, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick, wick. Oh, no, and you were still doing it. And I was still doing it. The crowd was in the palm my hands. I had them waving their arms.

This is the whole thing. I got kicked out of class for three days. Oh, wow. And for me, that was a big deal. And so I got kicked, I didn't get suspended from school or anything, but kicked out a class, but she still made sure I got my assignments and I did them all. And so nothing lost. And I think, though, she thought it was funny.

I think she couldn't, she couldn't act like that she could just let it go. But I got kicked out three days. Basically, I just didn't have to go to class for three days, and I still got the work. So that's the most trouble I was ever in. Man, you did nothing. Wow, he scratched the record. I was entertaining. All right, thank you guys for sharing your stories.

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And that's just one thing that I don't know, man. I know I've just always been comfortable in what we do and the kind of music that I make. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home with something good. A woman's in El Paso, Texas, driving down the road,

enjoying the beautiful sun. All of a sudden, big old sinkhole underneath her car, starts to swallow the car because a water mane broke. underneath the ground. Her car is going down, down, down. Bystanders run out, hold onto the car. The car? Yes, the back of the car. Because it's going

nose first into the sinkhole and it's sucking it down. They're holding on to the back of the car, holding it. First responders come. Break the back window. Boom, boom, boom. Pull the lady out. Just as the car goes all the way in the sinkhole. The fact that they held onto the car and were able to hold the car, that's crazy. That's wild.

The video is intense because they are I mean the water's all around them and they're just yeah everybody you're awesome everybody that got involved in that holding the car for responders just it's just amazing it's heroic even the second part of that is sinkholes are wild they just show up and there they are and nothing you do and that's it I saw one another country recently that was massive just kind of popped up in South America I think and they're flying over and they're like is this like an alien thing I mean it's so big

You can't really see that. Like, is that a passage to another dimension? Did anyone go down there? I don't know. I swiped twice. I didn't watch the end of it. I just like, well, that's cool. It's moved on.

Yeah. All right, that's a good story. That's crazy. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. I love when Lunchbox discovers something and presents it to us because we learn something every day, especially from him. What did you find?

So, I was going to visit my cousin in Atlanta, and I was looking at hotels, and they were all so expensive. And then I found this app called Airbnb. And I... What, Amy? I just said so... No, no, no. Amy, this thing is amazing.

You can go on there and rent people's houses wherever you're going. So whoever this house is, this dude is out of town. I don't know where they go, but they put their house up on this app, Airbnb, and you rent their house and stay in their house. It is so crazy. Haven't you heard us talk about Airbnb's? Yeah. Surely you've heard of say the word.

No, I think you said, maybe not. I thought you said, what's that? There's another. That's the one I've heard of. Yeah. But yeah. I have only ever rented one Airbnb because it's weird to me. And that was my bachelor party.

We went to Fayetteville. That was a great Airbnb. Right next to the stadium. I've known, I haven't really partaked in many Airbnb situations, but I have known about it. So I guess I'm surprised you haven't known about it. I mean, never done it. Never. I mean, I'm going through looking at all these houses and it's like, oh, some are like $800 a night.

Some are $100 a night, depending on what you want. It is so crazy. What was your house like? It was just a regular old three-bedroom house, had a nice basement. And let me tell you, you learn a lot about these people. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. So the guy he went to...

Hold on. What do you mean you're learning a lot about people? Because I know everything about this guy. I mean, he went to Georgia State. He got his master's from Auburn. So you went. through all of his stuff. No, it was on the wall. It's on the wall. He loves to drink. He has all sorts of glasses from breweries and he has a fridge

stocked full of beer. He has a wine, a bunch of wine. And then also... You got his fridge stocked with beer? Yeah, it was right there in the kitchen. What? I thought that the... Could you have whatever you want? Yeah, he said, oh, responsibly, have a drink or two. Okay. And he went to the Masters in 2018. He went to the World Cup in South Africa. I mean... Dang, this guy's got rich. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

You learn everything about him. He's going to Pittsburgh in two weeks. Wait, how do you know that? Because he has a calendar on his wall and says Pittsburgh. He's going to Natalie's wedding in a month. And it was just crazy to me that I was in this dude's house and I could just have free rain. Like, I'm just up in his house. I brought my dog, my family.

We're just in this guy. It was crazy. You could bring dogs? Yeah. So my dog's in his house, chilling. Like, we watch. his TV. We're sitting on his couch, sleeping in his bed. Like, it was so weird. Yeah. Did you have access to the entire house? The entire house. Because sometimes they'll shut

off certain rooms. Are they locked closets? No, everything was open. Did you look at his clothes? No, I didn't look at his clothes. I didn't open his closet. I didn't even think about that. How respectful of you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. I just went through his calendar. I think he works from home because he's got his nameplate on the desk and he's got a computer set up and did you look him up on Instagram? No, I did not do that. I should probably do that. I should look him up on LinkedIn, too. But why? Why LinkedIn?

Well, I mean, I figure he's a smart dude. He's probably on LinkedIn. I don't know his Instagram name. But what is that doing for you? But you can type in his real name and it'll take you to his Instagram. Oh, I did look at pictures of him and his family. Like, he had a bunch of pictures on the wall. You see him and it's like, this is so bananas.

Do you feel like you and him would be a friend in real life? No, probably not. Why? I don't know. He's too accomplished. No, there were certain things that I saw. I was like, ah, that ain't my style. like he drinks wine.

I'm not a wine drinker. That's kind of snooty. So you're just don't want to be friends with anybody that drinks wine. No, no. I mean, he just had a bunch of different wines. And I'm like, I don't know anything about wine. And it looks like he's really into his wine. So, I mean, if you got a $5 bottle of wine, that's fine.

You know, one bottle. But when you got like 20 bottles in the chiller thing, nah, not for me. What's your takeaway about Airbnb? It's fascinating. It is awesome. Yeah. It is so freaking cool that you can just stay in someone else's house.

Like, where does that dude? go. Like, there was nothing on his calendar. DM him. And it wasn't on the calendar, so who knows? So I don't, does he go stay at a friend's house? Do you still have his name? Yeah. DM him and say, hey, I stay at your house in the Airbnb. Like, where do you go whenever? Just literally ask him.

Okay. Like, I'm just curious. You know, he didn't have a boat. He did? He did have a boat that was parked there. He drove a white Tesla. Holy cow. This dude's loaded.

I mean, single dude. There was no, you know, no marriage. He said family. No, no. Not family. Like his family. Like his parents. His parents.

He had pictures of his family like his parents and friends on the wall. Got it. But he did have a girlfriend because there was a thank you note to him and his girlfriend on the fridge. Thanks to him and Courtney for the great gift. We really appreciate it. Thanks for coming and spending the weekend or the wedding. And I was just like, this is wild.

And I found out that he's going to propose pretty soon. Wait. Lunchbox, you can't say that. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. I don't think you should say that. To Courtney? Did you find the ring?

No, I didn't find the ring. But most. recent song played on his Alexa was Chris Lane, big, big plans. Okay, you don't even know he's going to propose. How did you know that? It's just right there on the counter and it's just scrolling and it said most recent song played.

Big big plans. Chris Lane. Maybe he just proposed. It could be. That's what I'm saying. Maybe him and Courtney were on a trip to celebrate. Maybe he went state at Courtney's house. I didn't even think about that. And you funded it.

Because when you stay there, he makes money. But this Airbnb is just awesome. I want to just stay at Airbnb here in town. I just want to rent other people's house so I can see it. You could rent your house out. I don't know about that. Probably got to give a bit of discount because they look up. Or you can say sky roof.

Skylight. Skylight. Yeah, skylight. Open concept. Yeah. I haven't thought about this in forever, but there is a season where we Airbnb our house. And I had done a photo shoot there for free people,

so I guess some people saw the inside of my house and what it looked like. And a listener came to town and rented a house. she realized she recognized it from the photos and was like, oh, this is Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. And then she recreated my photo shoot and DM'd me the pictures. That's funny. Did you wear Airbnb your house? I did. I want to stay there.

This was years ago, but she's like, I think I'm staying at your house and I recreated the photo shoot. This is a new trend that's going to take over. Okay, I like it. You're ahead of things here. The hotels better be careful because it is Airbnb all the way now. Really for you? It's the thing. do.

Okay. Will you message that guy and be like, hey man, I said your place. It was awesome. Saw your name on a nameplate. I thought I'd reach out. Hey, where did you go? Yeah, I will. I'll ask them to say, dude, like, I'm so confused on this because like, where did you go?

What did you hit some up with all like the, did you guys get engaged? Hey, can ask a question about Courtney? Right. How's Courtney? The further you take it, the more hilarious it is. Oh, he's going to be creeped out. I mean, there was one thing that my wife was creeped out by. Because like.

A camera in the ceiling? Well, there was cameras on the, in the kitchen. and in the living room. Well, that is weird. The camera in the toilet? No, no, not the toilet, but it was like... Did you look? Well, he had a ring doorbell, and then whenever you walked in the kitchen, there was a camera up there,

and the blue light would turn on. Oh. And my wife was like, huh, because she'd sit there being breastfeeding the baby, you know what I mean, with her, you know, booble all out. And she's like, can he see? I was like, no, they're not on. Right? They're not on.

Are you asking us now after you already told her they weren't? I don't know. Yeah, like, sleeping. She's like, you know, I don't have any, like, clothes on. Like, can you see? Okay. And I'm like, I don't think so. I would imagine that they're not allowed to have the camera on.

But some people do. That's what they do. Oh, maybe I need to ask them about that. Ask him that too. That's like fifth though. Get to the other questions first. Courtney, Chris Lane.

Yeah, I mean, that's a big sign. What's his most expensive wine bottle? I mean, really dial him on. We'll bring him on the show, interview him. That'd be cool. What's he due? Oh, he does something smart. How much was that Tesla?

That's a good question. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Find out all that. I will. And I mean, I wonder, like, if he's from Atlanta. And he went to Georgia State and then decided he wanted to get out of town for a while or if he took online classes through Auburn? All that, you can ask him because we've done this bit a long time.

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notches on there and then he opens up his silverware puts his napkin in his lap and starts eating his nachos with a fork and she just thought this is the weirdest thing and she felt like he was a reason to not ate him anymore no no she wasn't actually she just felt like he was judging her because she was using her hands and she felt not I don't know sophisticated enough for him and she didn't know if this was a red flag of more things to come that are just sort of snooty eating nachos with a fork I think it matters how sloppy the nachos are, one. But have you ever? Yeah, especially if I can't go wash my hands or if the water's not hot in the bathroom.

Okay, this is good news because you're not snooty. So this is helpful information. So, the ant, also, what am I going to eat later, right? If I'm going to get nachos, I may have a chip or two, but I may really want to eat the beef and cheese and stuff for the most part, not go full chip yet if I get a big meal coming. Oh, the carbs, yeah. But I would go to the top three reasons you eat with a fork. Number one, it's one. it's way sloppy and you just don't want to get it all over your hands or your clothes.

That's number one. Number two is the water's not hot in the bathroom. It's not hot enough to really wash and scrub your hands, so I don't want my hands in my food. Why is that so funny to you? Because you don't know that. You don't know that the water's not hot in the bathroom. Maybe you've gone to the bathroom to wash your hands. That's just a weird assumption.

No, I have. It's sometimes just like lukewarm and I'm like, well, I'm not touching anything. Okay. See, that's weird. Why you can't wash your hands with cold water? I need to wash them with hot. Soap water. Yeah, hot. I need to watch with hot water and soap.

Okay. Cold water and self I don't like. I don't trust it. And then number three is the food part. Maybe I don't eat a bunch of chips. I just want to eat some of the meat and the avocado. So that's what I would say. I don't think it's a red flag. Lunchbox, what you think? Here's the problem with Amy's story. Her friend is projecting that, oh, I'm not sophisticated enough. Is he judging me when she's actually judging him for eating it with the fork and knife? That's it. You can chew with the projecting. No, that's what she's doing. Is she putting her... Oh, you see that word?

No, I know. I'm pointing out the word. I think you said it before, Amy, whenever you do this. And so I was just trying to use your terminology. So, yes, she has the insecure. She is like, oh, this is so weird. And she's judging him, but she's trying to frame it as, oh, he's judging me. It's all her problem. She needs to get out of it.

If she has a problem, move on. But nothing wrong with it. Let him eat with a fork. That's what I say. Wow. Okay. He can eat with a fork. He can eat pizza with a fork.

And I'll be like, that's weird. But your life, it's very weird. She's the one being snooty. Yeah. Tell your friends stop being snooty. Okay. Snooty Sally. Do I know Snooty Sally?

You do. Oh. I'll pass it along. Uh-oh. Doesn't sound like it's good for me coming in the future. Morgan had also sent me this list of walking red flag movies. I want to read just some of these. And apparently, if the person you're dating likes a lot of these films, it's a red flag because of how weird the films are.

On there. Her. Oh, that's you. Oh, you liked that one? Loved it. I did a podcast recently where I was being interviewed. I listed one of my top favorite movies. It was really good.

It's awesome. He fell in love with an operating system. I have a feeling had Caitlin not come along. That had been me. Me and Siri forever. Is that Joaquin Phoenix? It is. It's an amazing movie.

More of a splash of what our culture will be. It already kind of is. Her, okay? Pulp Fiction. Oh, so good. Great movie. Fight Club. Cool.

Awesome movie. Joker. Money. Oh, is that the one with Hay Ledger? Walking Phoenix. Walking Phoenix again. Again. Apparently, if you like Walking, Walking,

Phoenix, you're walking red flag. Yeah. 500 days of summer. Great movie. One of the best. I watched it. It was like, I like rom-coms again. Morgan, why are these movies, though, such red flag movies? It's like if you identify or something, you're weird.

Yeah, it's kind of like if you associate with them and you're quoting them a lot, then it just might be that you have some underlying red flags. The Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, great movie. That's an awesome movie. That's a pretty good one, huh? Yeah, you don't want to be that guy, but it's a great movie. So fun.

Uncut gyms? Never seen it. Yeah, I don't know what that is. What? You two haven't seen uncut gems about sports gambling and Adam Sandler? No, man. The Godfather. I've never seen Godfather.

Oh, so good. Come on. You're not a man. I agree. Okay. If that's the definition, I'm not a man. I agree. And then finally,

Black Swan, which is that movie. Oh, that's a good one. Milakuna is the dancing one? I thought it was Natalie Portman. You like that one? Yeah, I think they're both in it. What just happened here? Weird.

That's a dark. movie. I'm like, and finally, the makeup, Mabeline. Oh, my favorite shade is there. Wait,

what? Hey, man, seen it, man. I can't lie when I saw a movie. He has to say, man, like three shots. Yeah,

and now it's like, football, he farts. Okay, so, here's what we are. Not a big deal with the nachos, let people eat how they want to eat.

Yeah, a fork or no four. It's her problem. It's absolutely. And two, we are all walking red flags because all our movies are free shows. Oh, well.

Yes, that's it. This is Mike from St. Louis. Question for you, Bobby. So I'm going to have a colonoscopy coming up next week, and I've heard that you have one. So I'm trying to get some tips. Be honest with you, I'm pretty scared about it.

Pretty nervous. I'm only 29. So ain't chips. It'd be great. Yeah, be sure to follow their rules on fasting because they give you like 12 hours or so. Don't eat. Don't drink.

Definitely. They'll know. I'm just going to say that. They'll know. They'll know. They'll cancel. Yeah, yeah. They'll know.

They'll know. It's okay to be nervous. I was nervous too. You go in, you're nervous. They know you're nervous, but everybody that comes in is nervous. And I made a couple jokes about my butt. They didn't think it was that funny because I guess a lot of people do that. Although I felt like mine were funnier than a normal person.

But you were probably high on... Nope, not when I walked in. I was rocking butt jokes. Really? Yeah, yeah. And so I would encourage you not to do that. Just go in, you're not even going to feel it. You're going to go in, they'll put a little dress on you.

It's a gown. Yeah. They put a dress on it? I like a dress. You're going to lay in a bed. You're going to answer some questions. Doctor's going to come in, and then you're going to wake up. And that's it.

You're not going to be sore. You're probably going to be embarrassed when you get up and look down at the pad that was under you. But that happens with everybody. I don't remember that. Yeah, I did. Thank God I fasted. My eyes open during mine and I saw my insights on camera. Oh, it was fine.

Was that a colonoscopy? Yeah. It was pretty cool. I had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy at the same time because we're looking to see if had any polyps or anything. I'm telling you, nothing, nothing happens. It's going to be awesome. As far as, you're not going to come out sore,

you're going to go, oh, wow, that wasn't a big deal. It's not going to be awesome like that. It felt great, but it's not going to feel bad. You're going to be fine, fine, fine, because I was nervous like you. All right, here is Austin from South Carolina. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.

Hope you have a good rest of your show. What up? show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Out of Northwestern University, new research claims that the brain's ideal temperature is 77 degrees. Yeah, the brain in a skull. My skin's ideal temperature is like 66. Your skin.

Because when my skin is cold, my brain, which our body temperature is, what, 97 degrees, we need it to be way cold outside to counteract our body temperature of 97 to get to 77. Is that right? Why did I think this story was going to help us? I don't know. And I just made all that up. because it is for a reason cold in here. Yes, I like it cold.

I like a freezing cold. We think better. If we're warm, we're like this. Oh, it does say in this study, too, that warmer temperatures might lead to naps. Exactly. That's my point. Amy, I thought you were trying to help us. No, no, never mind.

I take this story back. Yes. All right, let's go. Well, speaking of brains, more research is finding that women are more attracted to their partner if they do their share of chores. The study shows that women who are in. equal relationships in terms of housework and mental load are more satisfied with their relationships. Therefore, they want to be more intimate with their person. Eddie, you ever been vacuuming and your wife's like, oh.

Never. No. Has he ever vacuumed? I've gone out of the way to vacuum and I still don't get that response. Well, you might need to do it more than once. Maybe doing a couple dishes and she's like, no. The only thing I get is like, oh, good, thanks for doing the dishes. Appreciate it.

Finally. You all do have four kids, maybe. All right. Blake Shelton shared with entertainment tonight that his family life is more important to him than ever as he's now in a new phase of life. He loves music, loves the voice and all the cool things he gets to do with his job. But those things all take a backseat now to Gwen and the kids. And because of that, Blake isn't putting out a new album. He said he's just putting out songs when he feels like it.

And he's lucky that the record label is allowing him to do it. That's all we want anyway. Yeah. Just give us songs or give us small blips of songs two or three at a time If you give us a new album unless it's our most diehard favorite artist We ain't checking out the whole album We don't have time for that We're not going to check out an artist we're mildly interested in listen to their whole album

And if we do it's only once We don't have time for that So give us two or three songs at a time Unless you're doing a concept album That's different A concept album would be if I did an album called Bobby the Space Cowboy And all my songs were about space and it told a story Really? I'm not doing that

That sounds cool But no no it's not But we're not in that. You'll hear people go, oh, you know, I'm just an album person. I agree. So am I if it's an artist that I really, really, really care about. Otherwise, I'm not giving 12 or 14 songs.

Who is? A full listen. So, anyway, the end. Blake's got a mullet now, but I guess that was fake, too. Oh, well, that's not real? It was for nobody. It was a video. It's not real.

I thought I grew up back during the pandemic. Yeah, I was like, that was fast. Yeah, same. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on!

It's time. For the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. The billboard read, Let me reintroduce myself. Dr. Christine S. Smalls. Dr. Smiles.

Look what good came out of Camden. And there was a picture. And that's pretty cool. Christine, that's pretty cool. Except she didn't put it up. Her mom did. Her mom's so proud of her. That's so sweet.

Oh, that's awesome. She earned her doctor of psychology degree from Philadelphia College of Medicine, the Camden, New Jersey, mom who was like, look who came out of Camden, she's a doctor, and she drove by and saw it

and was like, wow, that's cool. And I was just like, bought a billboard, $1,200 bucks a thing to put her daughter up there. So the billboard was aimed at congratulating her daughter as well as inspiring others.

And that's what the, look what good came out of Camden referred to, was like, that's a town where not a lot of people come out and do really cool and great things. She's like,

you can do really cool and great things. Just because you come out to Camden doesn't mean you can't. And how cool if you're that daughter and you're driving along, you're like, face. Or unless it's not cold it off.

Oh, Mom. Why did you do that? Great story. That's what it's all about right there. That was tell me something good. On the phone, it's Lauren in Kentucky. Lauren, what's going on? You were talking about how you had cramps in the middle of the night.

And I want to let you know that those are Charlie horses and you're not going to die. I get them all the time in the middle of the night and I'm 22. So it's a normal thing. The weird thing to me was they both happen at the exact same time. both exactly in my calves. I've had cramps before, but at the same time in both calves, it was like two tennis balls, just appearing in my calf muscles.

And I woke up like this. I feel like he's having a baby. That would be what having a baby felt like. I wouldn't compare it to that. No, I don't think you know what feels like. I think a lot of ways would be. I feel like having two babies at the same time. Twins, but they came out two heads, one in each leg.

Yeah, a lot of people have babies. Not a lot of people have those. Exactly. And people have cramps, but while you're sleeping in your calves, two at the exact same time? I mean, you're doing nothing. You're rusty. I'm doing nothing. Something's happening.

I'm dying. Yeah, that might be trying to artery blockage. Oh, man. I don't know that that. I was going to say, are you dehydrated? I like it. I'm going to go on with it. That's like lethal.

Yeah, I'm going to go with that. Possibly. Possibly that. I've been reading some stuff like potassium. I just heard from somebody that's incredible artery blockage. So I don't know which one. Right. Lauren, thank you.

I don't know that I feel better, but I don't feel worse. I haven't died yet. And it happens to me like once a month. She's only 22. In the middle of the night while you're sleeping is crazy, though, when that happens. Yeah. It feels like a bad dream at first. And then the doctor goes, it's a boy.

And then I knew it was. So how did you get it to stop? I don't know. I went back to sleep. It just hurt like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Weird. It's crazy.

All right, Lauren, thank you. Yeah. You're welcome. She's 22, by the way. She wants us to know. Yes, 22. I'm older. Way older.

So since she's only 22, it's okay. Jennifer and Virginia's on the phone. You know, we were talking about Eddie's three-year-old, and Eddie's like, how do I teach my three-year-old not to steal? What do you think, Jennifer? Well, I think that he should have to take his son back to the manager of the store or whatnot and have them apologize to the manager. I did that for my daughter.

She never wanted to do it again. It wasn't even anything that was store-bought. It was lottery tickets, but she took them. I took her back to the store, and she never ever wanted to steal anything again after that. It may have caused her therapy issues, but. Eddie, your three-year-old, we understand feeling embarrassed yet? No, no, no, no. And we make him apologize for all sorts of things, and he just says, sorry, and he laughs and he runs away.

I don't think that really is going to help. Exactly. Sorry. All right, Jennifer, we appreciate that. Maybe, though, in a year or so, when he starts to understand, embarrassment, shame. He understands all that's introduced to him. I don't know.

All right, Jennifer, thank you. Of course. All right, bye-bye. Let's go over and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. Why did the woman leave her job at the chemical factory? Why? It was a toxic workplace.

That was the morning. Morning Corny. I guess I find a little joy in this where I shouldn't. I'm not a fully developed adult then. But there's a guy in Indiana who tried to carjack multiple people on Friday and he kept getting hit by cars. And so I'm laughing. That's awesome. Right?

Yes. And I know I shouldn't. I shouldn't think anybody getting hit by a... I shouldn't. He was doing bad. I know. I know. But I should just go, I wish he'd get caught and reformed and then be a better person.

A guy in Indiana tried to carjack multiple people on Friday. and continue to get hit by cars. Then while cops were chasing him, he jumped up and tried to carjack another one to get out and got hit again by another car, and that one was a semi. Oh, no. And that was it?

No. Oh. He wasn't seriously injured. He was injured, but not seriously, and he did get arrested. It's like an 80s sitcom. It just keeps getting hit by it. I was just laughing out loud,

and then I thought I'm not a real adult yet because I shouldn't think that's funny. some guy just got popped by a car. While he's trying to car. He's trying to car jack, yes. This has to be on video somewhere. Here's what happens when you play Grand Theft Auto in real life. The story says,

W-F-I-E, a guy in southern Indiana tried to carjack multiple people last Friday night. Cops in Evansville got a call about some sort of fight. By the way, Evansville's right on the Kentucky border. Close here. You go the... Casinos, yeah.

Go the old gambling show up there, if you'd like. It turned out a guy was trying to take someone's truck. Police got there. He gave up and ran onto a road. looking for another car to steal, boom, got hit. I love it. Luckily, it wasn't seriously hurt. So the cops came over to help him, and then to arrest him to make sure he was okay.

He jumped up, ran on to, boom, got hit again. The semi. Then he got up again and got nailed by a semi. Yeah, let's go. They took him to the hospital. They got him checked out. He's injured, but not badly. I took him to jail.

I mean, he's lucky. He's lucky he didn't die. I'm nine. That's hilarious. Why you shouldn't charge your phone overnight. Now, I think we probably all do this, right? All, yeah. We remember, like, it's like, I got to remember to put my phone on the charger.

I mean, I do it without even, it's just, boom, plug it up. Let's go. So charging your phone overnight can be bad for the battery. They suggest recommending charging for 30 minutes in the morning and then 30 minutes in the afternoon. I would never remember those two times. And I don't have a set schedule those times. Like, I know I'm here. I guess I could plug it in while I'm here at work.

But if you're asking me to also do it twice, I'll never remember. And if my battery's below 60, I start to itch. Are you starting worrying it's going to die? Oh, my God. I'm like watching it. Oh, scratching. So your phone never dies when you're mid-call with someone? My phone hasn't died maybe since I've had it.

Oh, okay. How do you live that way? What do you mean? What do you mean? You don't live on the edge at all. Yeah. That's not the edge I prefer to live on. I'm a risk taker in my career.

I've taken many great risks. but calculated risks, strategy even, but there's no reason for me to let my phone die if I can always get to a charger. That's just me not paying attention. And if there's one thing that I do

for the most part, it's pay attention. You get a text? No, I'm looking at my phone right now. I'm saying, he's checking the battery. He's like, oh, wait a minute. This phone, I got a new iPhone

because I'm still Bobby 2 phones right now, but I'm almost ready for one phone. I've almost moved it all the way over. The batteries on this new phone's awesome. Have you ever seen the battery on red? Mine? Only if it's a very long flight.

I got laid over at an airport. I don't have a charger. It's in my luggage that I packed. An extreme case. Yes. Man, you must be a mess to be around. It's like red. I know.

Just let it die. You don't even need to say it. If there's red. See what happens. I'm just a mess to be around. No, that's not true. See what happens. Put your ride with your gas tank on E.

Why would I see what happens? There's no need. No, no, ride with your gas tank on. Hey, walk out on the street. See what happens. Why not? Just see what happens. You're like a carjacking gas.

Yeah, just see what happened. You'll be fine. All right. Oh, I do want to mention this real quick. Because lunchbox is upset. What else was new? Water's wet. Yeah.

Earth is round. Sky's blue. Yeah. So you can go to bobbybones.com slash Vegas and enter the keyword, Amy, to purchase a ticket to to our daytime stage in Las Vegas and watch Chase Rice from a private viewing area with the Bobby Bone show. So, lunchbox, why are you upset about this? I just want to.

to know why we're only using keyword Amy. We use keyword lunchbox for like three days. I know. I know. I'm just saying. You said, I know. I know. But, well, only Amy right now. You could have said, all they could have. We're switching it. We're going lunchbox, then Amy, then Eddie. Oh. Okay. But then also, I want to know they're charging more for these tickets than the normal daytime village stage prices. So I want to know what's my cut.

Your cut is a paycheck and your contract where you agree to do promotional things for the company. Because. No, not because. I just told you the. answer. They're making extra money, and so if I'm going out of my way to do something extra, I would like to know what my cut is before I decide if I want to do it. Watch Chase Rice is set from a special viewing area with Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie at our daytime stage in Las Vegas. The price is $75 a ticket. There's only 50 spaces available. Get yours now. It's

Saturday, September 24th. You can basically hang out with Lunchbox and Eddie and Amy. So $75 divided by Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie. I get $25. I get $25. But it's also the ticket. They get 15. And your ticket gets you to the whole daytime bill. Are you saying you're out if you don't get a cut? Yeah. So I'd say Eddie and Amy get 15 per ticket. I get 25.

Why do you get more? Eddie, I'm the main draw. That means $20 goes to the company. That's probably about right. Hey, Scoob, Steve, lunchbox is claiming he's out if he's not cut in on this. Yeah, good luck with that. Well, can you send an email and say I'd like $25 per ticket sold? Yeah, I think I've made a good point.

This is just part of your contract. Yeah, it's part of your cut. And they're paying for your way out there. They're putting him in a nice hotel. Well, that part kind of sucks. Because maybe he didn't want to go. Do you want to go? He loves Las Vegas.

I love Las Vegas. Okay, then just be happy. It's a free trip to Vegas. I love Las Vegas. Who cares about the music? Do you still get rolled drunk? Yeah. And I gamble.

Even now, even if on a work trip. Yeah. Go hard. Yeah. And I may, you know, get a massage. I don't know what you know. Get a massage man? I don't know.

As we've aged, he goes to the spa now. 75 bucks a ticket if you want to go to this. Only 50 spaces. is available to hang out with Amy, lunchbox and Eddie. Maybe lunchbox. I guess. I know some.

To hang out with Amy, Eddie, and lunchbox TBD. We'll see about that. You can get them again. Just go to where we go, Bobbybones.com slash Vegas.

Or is it just up there, Morgan, you see it on the page? Bybones.com? No, definitely do slash Vegas. Oh, it's not up there. Well, it is up there. You need to pay to? You need to pay to put on the front side.

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Get anything done? Hey Ray, would you play Jody Messina real quick? Yeah. Jam, right? Yeah, of course. Danny's on. Danny, you move thousands of miles away because of this song, because of a coin flip, right? Well, it wasn't because of the song.

Come on, just say it is. Just lie and say it is. Pretty cool. Go ahead. Yeah, this song makes me pretty cool. So I was, I grew up in Rochester, New York. and I was working for this company. I was only 21 years old.

And I was offered a pretty big promotion. But the promotion was not available in New York. So my boss was like, you would need to relocate to either Wilmington, North Carolina, or Irvine, California. And I said, okay, let's flip a coin. He's like, I can't let you make a decision that big based on a coin flip. I'm like, I've never been to either place. Let's just flip a coin. and I don't remember what it lands on, but I know it landed on Carolina.

So I moved to Carolina the next week, met my husband, my dad ends up moving down there. He got married down there. My sister moved down there. She got married. He had some kids, so a single coin flip just like affected so many things in that moment. And then the song came out a few years later, and I'm like, that's my life story. So I thought when I saw this, she said literally she had to move to Carolina or California. That's why I said, it's the song, right?

No, it just happened to be the exact same places. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. I hear she wrote that about you and you should sue. It's your live story. So, Ramundo had mentioned, so you were hanging out with Scoobo Steve, listen to that Coleswendo version? Yeah, and he was saying, scuba was saying him and his wife did the exact same thing with a coin flip. I cannot believe that you're just flipping a coin and following it.

That's great. Yes, because one time we didn't follow the coin. and it was a terrible day. So we followed the coin. I didn't know that Scooba Steve ended up here because of a coin flip. That's pretty cool. I remember, and if you guys are new to the show, Scuba Steve is our executive producer.

Like, he is the guy making all the decisions here behind the scenes is as important to this show as I am in many ways. And so him and I meet all the time. He's just running it. But I remember when he showed up and I interviewed him and I was like, this dude's bald with a huge beard. It looks like a death metal singer. And he's the gentlest guy.

He's the kindest, always a big smile on a sort of. face. Like that's scuba Steve, but he looks like he's going to rob you and then decide after he's done robbing you if he's going to stab you or not. Like he's flipping a coin. All right, heads I stab him, tells I just leave him beat up in the alley. That's what he looks like. And so you would see him. And I remember him coming in and I'll be like, Eddie, Amy, lunchbox, you've got to meet Steve. And you guys look at him and be like, what? Is he one of these programs? Like we hire somebody for prison? Everyone gets a second chance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you look kind of, you look kind of

It's the beard thing. I like it. I'll take it. Thank you. No, it's not an insult at all. Totally, yeah, yeah. But, oh, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you flipped a coin, and I'm glad I'm very lucky that that thing landed on heads. And I always pick tails. Always?

Always, because tails never fails. That's right. Huh. Except in this time with Scoopas Steve. All right, Scooba, thank you, buddy. You're welcome, man. Greg and Wisconsin. You know, there's a lot about moving, but I've never heard about one deciding a divorce by a coin flip.

Oh, my. Greg, go ahead. Yeah, I was out. I drive truck over the road, and I was out in New York City in the rest area, and I was missing my wife, and I just pushed up on the phone. So many pictures of so-and-so in Beloit, Wisconsin, and it came up, three dating apps come up that she was on. We've been together for 43 years and married for 30 years,

and I found her on these three dating apps. So I went home and confronted her. and she said she wasn't on them, and I showed her the pictures that I seen on the phone. And I talked to my oldest son about it, and he said, well, Daddy said, we got all these grandkids. He said, you can't just leave them. I said, well, I'm going to flip a coin. I said, if it comes up heads, I'm going to stay with it, if it comes up tails, I'm going to divorce him. It came up tails.

I cannot believe this. Because tails never fails. Yeah, tails never fails. What? And so you're divorced? The next week she moved in with this guy that she'd been more or less living with for the last two years. She'd come home on Friday and I'd give her money and then Sunday I'd leave out. She would go to his house and stay until Thursday night or Friday morning.

I couldn't believe it. It freaked me out. This story makes me sad. Yeah. But I'm also kind of blown away that there was a corn clip. That coin did the right thing. It landed on the right one again. All right here we go.

Make a big decision right now. Right now. Yeah, okay. No, don't worry. Don't do that one. All right. All right. Heads.

I stay doing the show today. Oh. I like it. Yeah, Tails. I like it. I go home. I don't come back for three weeks. I don't even let anybody know where I am.

This is great. I like this. Yeah. So Tails, you three weeks away? Yeah, heads. No, wait. I lost my try. I turned out of that.

Heads, I finished the show. Okay. No, I'm going to flip it. heads I leave for three weeks and donate all my pay to lunchbox. Oh, I'm heads all the way. Let's go. Well, yeah. For three weeks.

Three weeks. Three week vacation. I could use it. Tails, I finished the show. Come on, heads. Oh, my gosh, every time. Okay, different coin. Do it again.

Here we go. I need heads. Tails it is. Dang it. I'm staying here on the show. The world hates me. All right. You did the right thing again.

God. Tells never fails. A little bit of go. we're talking about flipping a coin, and you flip that coin to make a big life decision because Scoop of Steve, our executive producer, flipped a coin to take this job. Thank goodness it landed on tails and he's here because it had to land on his heads. He wouldn't have come. I didn't know that. I thought he was like, yeah, this is a great choice. It's a good work. Good, Bobby. That'd be great. Nope, flipped a coin. I have nothing to do with anything.

Levi and Florida is on the phone. Levi, let's talk about flipping a coin for big life decisions. What happened with you? Hey, good morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. I flipped a coin a couple years ago to decide whether to plant 100 trees in my backyard, 100 banana trees in my backyard, or put a zip lineup. And now I got a lot of landscaping to do.

So you lost. Well, maybe you won. I don't know what's winning, what's losing. But you have a bunch of banana trees in your yard? I got a lot of bananas and a lot of banana bread I'm making. Yeah, it sounds like you're just full of. Potassium. I can hear it in his voice. All right, buddy.

I appreciate it. Thank you, man. Have a good day. There's Levi in Florida. Interesting. I got an email yesterday from Carly Zelenak. She said, yesterday's episode of the show was so good. I've listed my favorite moments. Number one, lunchbox sang his whole body tingled when he met Johnny bananas and how he stood by that statement even after he was called out for how ridiculous it was. She liked that. Why is that ridiculous? Have you never had that moment where he, Your whole body tingles when you meet?

Yes, my wife. Yeah. Wedding, wedding day. Yeah. Never a guy from a reality show. But to each their own, you have the right to do that. I mean, it was awesome. I mean, it may have been tingling for hours afterwards.

The second thing, you saying your stomach is a black hole and comparing it to a literal black hole with your IBS, what goes in doesn't come out. And then number three, Eddie going into detail how he thought dinosaurs were made up. I mean, that's all true. And Lunchbox in the same segment saying the Big Bang Theory is people who think dinosaurs created us. That's from Carly. She enjoyed the show yesterday. So, hey, good job. That's good.

It's always, like, dumb stuff. It's never, like, thought out. It's us being dumb and people laughing at how dumb we are. We have all these bits. I'm like, oh, this would be super fun. People learn it would be compelled maybe to do something good in their life. And then it's like, I think it's funny when Eddie thought dinosaurs were made up. So we're here for you.

We're here to entertain. Thank you, Carly. All right, time to go over and do the news. Bobby's Big Stories Here's a solution If you have a hot car To cool your car off fast

Lower the passenger window And quickly swing the driver door Open and shut A few times Because that will fan the air out Through the pasture side window Oh So if you're in it's like super hot

And we're getting out of that Where was the story two months ago But it's cool now That's the situation If you get in your car It's like oh it's so hot Because the window's been up It's been parked in the sun

Pass your window down use the driver door as a passenger as a fan. That's going to look silly, but okay. Hey, may look silly. You feel good. Eat this food if you feel like you're about to get a cold. That food is broccoli.

A recent study shows evidence that a chemical found of broccoli offers virus fighting agents almost instantly. And you have to turn on the very front side for it to work because once the cold and the virus sets in, you just have to write it out. But broccoli has something in it that if at the right time can actually fight. those virus effects. That's good for us, Amy. Like when our kids are starting to feel sick,

broccoli for our broccoli for your kids feeling sick. Why not? No, so we don't get it. Oh, okay. Oh, and they're already sick. They're already sick. Hey, how dumb I mean to think you? Come on. I'm not thinking about how about the kids. Tom Brady denies being on the mask singer. Tom Brady still isn't telling us why I left the box training camp for nearly two weeks, but apparently was not to compete on the mask singer. Tom Brady addressed the rumor directly on Monday saying wasn't on the mask singer last week. Was wearing a mask though. The mask comment is still a mystery. In the meantime, players and coaches say

Brady was firing on all cylinders despite the absence. That's from E-Online. We as a show here at Routen for the Bugs. Yes. Because we drew their name from a hat and we bet all of our money on them. And so we have 500 bucks as a show on them to win the Super Bowl, which will pay $4,000. Oh my goodness. What a trip that's going to pay for. But it's divided by...

Yeah, but it's divided by, however many people... You're not getting all the four. Yep. Okay. So what is that? So you put it in 50, you make 400. That's great. Okay. Okay.

That's not bad. We're not going on a trip. You can still go to like an hour away. We can take the $4,000. Embed it on red. We could do that. Okay. If we want it or maybe we draw for it.

No. We can play again. We can always do it. We could always do a game of choice. But first of all, they have to win the Super Bowl. Right. We could always play game of choice. Yes.

Game of chance. Game of, ooh. Now we just do a bracket, flip the coin. Coin flips have made a lot of great decisions around here. Oh my gosh. So we have to win the Super Bowl. That's right. Next up from the Stanford Report, the older you get, your moods become more stable and predictable.

Yeah. Oh, well, maybe. Researchers compared 20-year-olds with 80-year-olds, found that seniors had better overall moods and it kind of went all the way down. Like the older you were, the more you, had control, felt control, and kind of knew what was coming. Enthusiasm, relaxation, and life satisfaction always were higher. The older people were, too.

So, like, I'm pretty good at my moods at this point. Like, I know when it's coming, when it's not. You know, I have my cycle, just like every woman does. I mean, I do. Yeah, it's different, but yeah. Buying a used car saves you tons of money in the long run from MarketWatch. Some personal finance experts crunch the numbers figured out. It's best to own a vehicle.

that's five years old and then sell it right before it needs drastic repairs. That involves having a little bit of luck since vehicles start to break down after about 12 years. This means never having a brand new nice car, though. By following this model you save over the course of a lifetime about $100,000. Wow. The best dates for hosting a party, this is from RTA Outdoor Living. Researchers examined which states have the best and worst party guests. The best party guests.

In order. Tennessee, New Jersey, Wisconsin, Hawaii, and Missouri. Cool. So if you live there, they'll throw a party. All right. And understand they're going to come, they're going to clean up after, it's going to be amazing. The worst party guests, because people overdrink, they're hard to talk to, their manners are bad. Oklahoma, Mississippi, Iowa, Nebraska.

Dang. Oh, none of those are in my head as guests. Well, I have a lot in-laws in Oklahoma, so they're actually pretty great. Don't invite them. No, I must. Dozens of Michigan dogs die. due to mystery illness. This is from M Live.

And so this is happening there, but it's also happening here. We, a couple times a week, we'll take our dogs and we will put them in a dog daycare just for a few hours in the daytime so they can play with other dogs. Because they're at the house and know other dogs, I want them to be exposed to other dogs, so they never see a dog and flip out, right? So they play, they get energy out. But a couple things were happening. One, there's parvo all over the place. Even the people at the, you know, the dog place that we send them, they're like, hey, this is bad. and there's kennel cough like crazy

that is a strand they don't even have here and so my place was on the news recently and they were going, we have five dogs here that's it, we can't take anymore because all these dogs are sick and they're getting sick more than they ever have before. So in Michigan, this is happening and it's a story but it's also happening all over the country where animals are just getting so sick right now

due to mystery illnesses. So that is from M Live. In Michigan, more than 30 dogs have died because of the as yet unidentified virus. Dogs are presenting parvo-like symptoms with vomiting, bloody diarrhea, and are still testing at times negative for parvo, but they can't quite figure it out.

Weird. So that's the situation there. The cost of raising a kid to $17 is $310,000. I don't like this story. No, I don't either. It's making me sad already. Well, that's why stop at like 12. 12 kids?

Stop raising them? No, no. Yeah, 12. You're on your own, kid. Yeah, yeah. Have a limit once a lot. hit that threshold. All right, that's it. You're on your own. That is from the Wall Street Journal. So $310,000.

$5,660 cases of Capri Sun have been recalled after being contaminated with cleaning solutions. What? I've had a couple of Capri's Suns in the last few weeks. Oh, yeah. Do you feel weird afterwards? They taste okay? I feel clean. Clean your insides? So about 6,000 have been recalled because of contamination. A cleaning solution used to treat food processing equipment was quote inadvertently introduced into a

production line at our factories. So a couple things, I'm just going to do some assuming here. A machine broke and actually scored it into that or a human Yeah. A human did this. A disgruntled employee. And I start thinking, you know, like when this news comes out, obviously he knows or

she knows that they did this, but when the news comes out, are they like Oh, oh, maybe. That was me. Or they like Yeah, baby, that was me. Yeah, that's what I wanted to happen. That's from Atlanta, CW. 69. All right, that is your news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories.

Okay, what did you see yesterday, Amy? Describe it for us here in the room. So I went to Publix, and in the back of the parking lot, which is where I had to park, I see this. Publix is a grocery store, by the way, that everybody doesn't have because we're all over the country. Okay. And he is in his car with binoculars facing the front entrance of Publix. And it looks like he's watching people walk in and out. I don't know. I didn't really think that much of it that I was going to do anything about it.

But the woman that walked in at the same time as me, right when you walk in, there's a customer service. And she was like, excuse me, there is a bizarre man out there with binoculars. I just thought y'all should know. I'm not quite sure what he's watching for or what he's doing. It just seems weird. And I went and got my things and got in and out of there. So I don't know the end result or if security came or police came. But it was kind of weird.

Best guess as to what he was. was doing. Does there ever have a little story? Oh, I've already got it. Okay, lunchbox, go ahead. He's a private investigator. He is looking into someone for insurance fraud saying they can't walk, they can't move, they're collecting disability. They're carrying turkeys in each one. And so he is watching them walk out of the grocery store with their groceries. I like it. I accept that answer. Eddie, what's yours? Along the same

lines, he's a PI, but not for insurance fraud. Someone's cheating. And he's making sure that they are there by themselves, not with this alleged boyfriend or girlfriend, and that's what he's checking out. There's nothing shady. He's a P.I. Or he's there, like, seeing what they're buying. If they're buying the Zima's and the protection, you know he's coolers? Yeah. Zemann and protection? He's like.

Ray Mundo, create the story. What happened? Yeah, I believe he works for the grocery store, and that's part of his job. And then he'll just relay it in. Hey, somebody's looking a little suspicious. Maybe go check on them. Like shoplifting. That, or, yeah, a group of kids. Hey, pack a four of them just came in, watch out. They may be robin us.

I like that. See, I'm going to go with Country Music's new paparazzi. Ooh. Because you can't really tell the country music star in the wild by what they're wearing

because they look normal. And so if you look up close, you have binoculars, you're like, huh, I think that's Kip Moore with the beef jerky. Of course. They tip somebody off.

Next thing you know, chik, chik, chik, chik. Hmm? That could be it. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Think about this. Amy goes to grocery shopping.

Who's always were Amy grocery shop? Celebrities. Celebrities. Boom. I don't know why. It's a normal grocery store, but I do run into them a lot. Yeah.

I thought, well, I thought stalker. But we all thought something different. I mean, he could have been on Hottie Patrol. Yeah. That's not stalking. Stalking is not called Hottie Patrol. That's not the same thing. And that your mind goes to that.

What is Hottie Patrol? Stalking according to the lunchbox. Stalking is very serious. Hottie Patrol is he's enjoying his lunch, so he's going to enjoy the scenery that's coming in and out of the grocery store. He's eating his lunch and looking at chicks with, Yeah. Why would you even think about that?

Well, you said, come up a story. That was my second story. No, no, I know. But it comes to your head that somebody would eat lunch and just go watch women at the grocery store. And he knows he has a name for it. Hoddy Patrol. So you've probably done it. Interesting.

Yeah, that's bizarre. I want to read this story, speaking of bizarre. It's just weird that your mind would go there. Yeah, I know. It's like, you don't do that at lunch? We have a term. Who's we? Wait, who's we?

I mean, I mean, uh... If Amy thought it was creepy in the first place, what did she think he was doing? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. You're thinking he was on Hottie Patrol. No, I actually thought stalker and that's creepy, not Hottie Patrol. What's Hottie Patrol? I remember safety patrol.

Can you walk me through Hottie Patrol? Hottie patrol is. May he's probably on his lunch break. He's going to eat in his car. But what's the patrol? You sit and patrol hatties. Patrol, though, for what? Like if you're a cop and you're patrolling, you're looking and you're going to stop.

Yeah, he's looking for hotties. And so do you go up and try to like going to days or something? Maybe. Maybe. Or he's just. Or a hoddy patrolies and making sure nothing happens doing on their way to their car.

He's protecting hys. Oh. Got it. Protecting them now? Yeah, like if they're walking and you don't... He's making up a story right. Now he's trying to dig himself out. Yeah.

So here's one from Cairo 7 in Seattle. A guy was kidnapped and robbed after he met a woman on a dating app. The app was plenty of fish. The 30-year-old man told deputies he drove to an apartment complex to meet the woman. The victim said he was in the apartment for about five minutes.

He was invited in. And as he was in, a man appeared. out of a room, points a gun at him, and doesn't just say, give me your money, says take off all your clothes. Oh.

Why the clothes? Well, you're going to find out real soon. The couple then ordered the victim to unlock his cell phone, meaning numbers or face, and instructed him to transfer $6,000 into their account using an app. Whenever the transfer was flagged as fraudulent,

the couple then said, let's do another app. They're trying every, they're trying all kinds of apps, apparently, to get any sort of money they can from the guy. after three hours the couple released the victim

now here's where the nakedness comes into play they said if you tell anyone we're gonna send all these nude photos out that we took of you being naked blackmail boy well that's just a risk you gotta take

you have to go tell the police it depends how I feel like I look naked I don't say are you having their body if they're good I'm like let's go I'm gonna tell them I'm going right to the cops so just start posting right now you're like can I see those pictures? Yeah yeah yeah just have at it but yeah so

The next day, completely unrelated, the cops were sent to the same apartment for, again, an unrelated domestic violence incident. So they go, because apparently they were deciding whether we were going to do the naked pictures. I don't know. But the man of the one were arrested. Oh, weird.

They were fighting about something. That is a buzz. He probably got jealous because the dude, like that. And he's like, why are you, do you like that? You like his? They got into a fight, probably. Well, I'm just making that story up there. That was the worst three hours of that guy's life.

That's awful. He's held hostage. He's kidnapped. He's taken his clothes off. He's not going to die naked. And it stinks to be naked in front of somebody you don't want to be. I'm going to tell you why. Yeah.

It does. I'm going to tell you why. We did a bit on this show, one of the worst bits of my life, where we spun the will, and we kept eliminating people. And the last one standing remaining on the wheel, I had to get themselves painted in the room next door naked by an artist. And there's an easel and canvas. And you had to stand there naked. And the guy painted.

And it was me and I lost. And I had to get. But. naked right in front of them. I'm from me to Amy. That's probably even closer. I'm probably seven feet from the guy. That's awkward. Naked. Didn't you lay on the table? No, that's your fantasy. You did that all? She didn't lay with her hand. Didn't you lay? No, I did not. I stood, I stood up and he painted me and it was all there and it was awful. Where's the painting? I ate it. He destroyed it. Because if you eat something, it never can come back. I don't know where the painting is. Mike, do you know what the painting is? Yeah, I don't know. It's got to be out there somewhere.

It was the worst. It was the worst. I got a naked painting we can bring in. No, but that's something that you tried to give me for Christmas one year, but that wasn't anybody we know. Oh, that was disgusting. It was disgusting. Mine was I had to stand there, and he looked at every inch of me. That's crazy.

Every inch of me. It painted it. And it was awful. It did take two campuses. Okay. All right. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Get anything done? Brutal. This story, man. This company is under fire for making employees eat raw eggs as punishment. What? It all started because this guy got on social media and he was like, hey, I'm an intern here. It's a technology company.

And they have a bizarre rule where if you work there and you don't, get enough orders sent out, you ate raw eggs, and they made you, and you had to, like, absolve the company. You had to, like, write it. I am not holding the company responsible. What on earth? Bazaar. And then, so he says it, then other anonymous videos started to be posted of other people having to do it.

And so they're trying to swallow raw eggs. Oh, that sounds terrible. I never could do it. We tried to do the Rocky Challenge back in the day. Because if Rocky does what he would do. He'd put raw eggs and drink it, and then run. Oh. And so there's some other stuff here where if you didn't want, you could go, no eggs.

but then you had to eat a whole tube of mustard instead. Oh, a whole tube of mustard? What kind of company? Who thinks that's even okay? I don't know. That's torture. So there's that. So I say that to you guys.

Hey, you're very lucky. Oh, I thought you were about to bring in raw. No. I did too. Sometimes we need to appreciate the good things we have. Yeah. Right, everybody? Yeah.

If you don't like going to weddings, there's good news because inflation is forcing weddings to be more expensive, which is forcing lists of invites. to be cut down. Who doesn't like going to weddings? I mean, it's free food and free drinks. If the list is shorter, you might like... It's also a gift you don't have to buy. Even get invited.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the gift. Yeah, but some people, I mean, I guess it depends. I don't like going to a wedding to somebody I'm not super close to. If I'm like, let's say, 100% is like a dear friend. 50%'s like somebody that I know pretty good. If it's like 40 or below and I'm being invited, I don't want to go at all. I don't. And I feel like, okay, they're guilted into inviting me or professionally we work together.

and I'm invited. I'm like, I don't get to that. You got to make sure I'm home. You got to dress up. I've got to get... You don't even want to go dance and stuff? Not around people, I don't know. Cake, eat the cake.

Oh, the cake. Yeah. Good food. It's a lot of investment to get to the cake. I can go get cake from like Uber Eats and get it a lot quicker. Yeah, that's true. So that's good news with the wedding's there. I do have a store, if you're me, and you don't want to go be social.

That's good news. I do have some voicemels I wanted to play. This is Isaac in Virginia. It's number one, right? I listen to the podcast, and I'm listening to Lunchbox thing, life in the highway. I've probably listened to that thing eight times and just laughing with tears in my eyes each time. Which he says, we're all going to die someday, but hopefully not on the highway. Hopefully it's in our beds surrounded by our look once.

It's hilarious. He should have won just for comedic elements. But thanks for the laughs. Appreciate that voicemail. I'm going to play this. you guys, but here's what's happening. Oh, boy. And see it in your head.

We have a stage here in the studio. The game is called blind karaoke because you can't see. There are no lyrics. So the music goes and you feel like you know the words until it starts. And if you don't, you just got to make it up. And so Lunchbox is just struggling,

throwing things at the wall. And this is what he comes up with for life as a highway. Minute or 25 seconds clip? Give me the, what, one of the whole minute? Yeah. The whole song? Yeah.

Let's do the whole song, dude. Because you've got to build up to that part. That's 25 seconds. Go ahead. All right. Hit the minute. Come on, lunch. One, what, and go.

I live my way. That's too early. That's too early. It's coming. Take a break. Keep it going. Yeah, when I go. Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, we're starting to get. Here we go. And now. When I go my way, it's on the highway. Highway 35. Living downtown. Because it's my way or the highway.

It's a nice view when you're on the highway. You take a. road trip back to mamas and you say oh god bless the broken road because life is a highway oh no he's dead oh no oh no oh no oh yeah oh hopefully it's not on the highway hopefully it's in your bed surround by loved ones it's not the wreck on the highway my way wow have you never first of all that's funny yeah you shouldn't have won but It's funny. Have you ever heard that song? I've heard it.

Because the first time it starts like this, sometimes you do it. I don't know the words either, but it's like, sometimes you live, sometimes you dance, but you went right to screaming. Yeah, I didn't know how to start and I had no idea. But even when it got to the chorus, Bobby tried to cue you in and you couldn't even get to, Life is a Highway. I'm going to drive, but not on the highway.

I mean, listen, guys, when the music goes, you forget the lyrics. This is Jen from Virginia. I am so here for Blind Karaoke, and my suggestion is next time to boy band Blind Karaoke. That would be amazing. Thanks, guys. No way. You don't know in sync. No.

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, that's all I know. But I think what it is, as long as you know the melody, the goal is to make up good words to it. And what's the one, it's going to be May? It's going to bye, bye, bye. I mean, that's all I know, though. I think we might try that See what happens Nobody ever knows the song except Eddie

And even when he had chicken fried Zach Browning He goes You know I like me chicken fryer You know I'm a chicken fry Whatever it is It's chicken fry That's what he said

Okay Let's do I want to do another voicemail Let's do a call Ray Let's do James and Virginia Who's on line two James we appreciate your call And what's up buddy

Hey morning studio Morning Morning I'm listening and heard you talk about the leg cramps, and my wife had really bad leg cramps, and her sister had been putting a bar of soap, I think Dove in the bed, her own bed for years. Gets rid of all the cramps. My wife started doing it. Hadn't had a cramp since. Well, you're telling me just putting a bar of soap in the bed physically, laying it in the bed.

No, no, no, I'm not discounting it, Eddie. What? I'm asking, is that what he's saying to me? Yes. And if so, can you explain why? I have no scientific knowledge about why, but basically she puts it down by her feet and she has had no cramps. I've heard of people stuffing it wearing a pair of socks when you go to bed and you put the bar of soap at the bottom of the sock and that way it stays put on your foot. This guy's not wrong.

It's been said that tucking a bar of soap under your sheets could help relieve the pain of leg cramps of the discomfort or of restless leg syndrome. He says this to me because I have two massive cramps in my calves. They just popped in the middle of the night. Same spot. Quote, there is no scientific evidence to support this home remedy is what it says.

Yeah, see, that's weird. But he said it never happened again to his wife. Are you going to try it? No. Try it. What's it going to hurt? I do all kinds of crate stuff in my sleep. I will wake up with like dove around my lips.

In the middle of the night, all I grabbed the bar and started eating it, thinking it's an ice cream or something. Everyone's like, why is there dove everywhere? Yes. Deborah in Florida is on the phone. James, we really appreciate that call. Hey, Deborah, you're on the show.

What's going on? Morning Studio. Morning. I just wanted to call and tell Bobby that I draw new people all the time. Drawing new people all the time. We have sessions here in my area, and it's not really a big deal. I don't know. We call it live figure studies.

Yeah, I hear you. You're painting them at least. I had to stand with one dude. I'm butt-naked. he's eyeballs to ween and it's like, what's up? What's up? What's up?

He's like, I'm like, why are you looking at it so long? He's got to paint it. And I'm like, wait, this is uncomfortable for me. Your eyes to wean right now and it's not because I've never done that before. Eyes to win. I'm naked and he's painting me because I lost a bet. But imagine that.

You're just there. And someone is like looking at your body six feet away. Again, eyes to wean. Right at it. The natural sitting position was eyes to ween. That's where it went back to. So it's uncomfortable. There's no way that that's not a big deal.

Like, if anyone took their clothes off, it'd be like, hmm. Like, it didn't matter. It's a big deal. Yeah, and I would make sure to sit the stool up higher because eyes to wien's not comfortable. It wasn't. Eyes to win. It wasn't comfortable. All right, thank you, Debra.

I really appreciate that. Hey, you guys, awesome. Thank you for being part of the show. We're on Instagram at Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Tampa, Florida.

A 32-year-old man was arrested for D-U-Wan. at 7 a.m. goes into jail. Fran comes and bails him out. On the way out to the car, he sees some sheriff's deputy car. He goes, all right. Breaks the window. Is he still drunk?

Well, he broke three cars' windows because he thought his car keys were in the sheriff's car. Oh. Because he doesn't get his car back because he's getting out on DUI. But again, is he still drunk to make that decision? Has to be. Do you stay drunk if you're in jail?

It depends how long you're there. If it takes five hours, you're probably going to sober up. but if it's only three hours. You're still drunk. You're still drunk. A little bit. He had to be drunk. They let you out drunk?

Yes, that's the case? If you have a driver, if you have someone bail you out, you can still be drunk when you get out of there. You don't have to be sober. And so he busted the window. And he told the cops, oh, I thought my car keys were in there

because he thought he was going to go get his car keys and then break into the impound lot and get his car back. So he was going to break into an impound lot too? Yeah. So he was breaking into something. Yeah. Regardless.

We were, we had dinner at a restaurant a couple nights ago. Just small place near the house, but there was nowhere to park in front of another restaurant that had a small valet stand, not the same restaurant. So we did the thing where I pull out and I'm like, all right, cool, take the car. Then I fake like I'm walking in. As soon as the valley joins up, I'll walk back out

and I go to the other restaurant, right? Because you only get to go to that place. Yeah, so I go and we are walking back over. We see the valet guy and we're like, okay. I said, hey, just following me. I do this all time. And so I was going to walk in the restaurant and then walk back out and be like, oh, hey, we had a great meal.

Whatever. At this point, though, they can't keep our car from us, right? They've got to get our car back. well so I walk into the restaurant and then I come back out and the guy's gone the valley driver's gone I don't know where he went maybe we went to pick up another car but we wait for a few minutes and keep waiting

nothing and so I'm like well I guess I'm going to break into the valet and I get my keys because I could see my car and so I pull open the front I pull open the top thing there's no keys in there and I'm pulling on the bigger door the wide door on the bottom and it won't come open and as I'm pulling

sir I look back and he sees me open in the Oh, my God. Oh, he thinks you're a thief. Um, no, he didn't think he was a thief. He remembered me. You're the guy that walked into the restaurant and walk back out. You're not supposed to get into the keys.

All right, thank you, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Well, it's almost lunchtime. And for lunch, I think you guys should go buy Sonic because they have a new two for $5 menu, which they just brought a bunch of food up here. Did you guys get to pick whatever you wanted? No.

Well, we always have our order. How we wanted it. Yeah, we order it. Got it. Got it. Because I got a burger and everybody looked at me because I don't put anything on it. I have the meat and the bread and mustard. And that's it.

I don't want anything taken away from it. I don't want any tomato or lettuce or onion taken away from how good any. But this is anywhere all the time, but especially Sonic. I don't want anything on it. It sucks away the flavor of the meat. If there's one thing I love, it's meat flavor. You guys know that. Why do you guys go, ugh.

I mean mustard. I do bread, meat. Chip. So I'm just like you, but no mustard. Oh, so yours is a straight mustard hate. Yeah, and yours is... Oh, I got onion, cheese, and Patty. Let's go. And Eddie? Oh, I'm not hating on you because I do just meat, cheese, and mayonnaise. Oh. See? See? That's why I didn't hate on you guys.

They're all so different. Yeah. Get two of your favorites for just five bucks. You can choose between the quarter-pouto double cheeseburger, the Frito's chili cheese wrap, and the small jumbo popcorn and chicken. Man, Frito's, but I think of ice school football, Frito pies. But they would, but they would, literally just slice open a small pack of Fritos and dumped Chilli in they made. And it was still the greatest. And you pay extra for cheese. Oh, dang. But Sonic anyway, two for five buck menu. Go get it for lunch today. You know, I love it. Glad you guys were here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye everybody. The Babbon show.

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