The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Name the Fictional TV Town Game + Lunchbox Review’s Amy’s Sister New HGTV Show + We Reveal Why We Say ‘Morning Studio’

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

We play a game where Bobby gives everyone the name of the fictional town…they just have to name the TV show.  Lunchbox reviews “Building Roots” on HGTV which stars Amy’s sister who he is jealous of.  We reveal the origin of our “morning studio” catch phrase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. We got a call on our voicemail line. I could not believe they actually called the voicemail line and actually left a message. You want to guess who it is? Let's go around the room. Who do you think called and left a message on the voicemail line? And when I saw the page, I was blown away. Oh.

Amy. Tim McGraw? Interesting because he has called into the phone lines before. Yes. It is not Tim McGraw. Is she on the right track? I'm not going to give you a track. Let's watch.

Okay. Well, I would say, my first thought was Cole Swindell, but we just have to. had him in, so I don't think he would call that soon afterwards, so I'm going to go Keith Urban. That's a good one. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know why, but... Who does, when he's in town, they do listen to the show. I know exactly when they listen to, especially during

the school year. And so he could have heard a bit, but he would have texted me, though, probably. Yeah, I just didn't... Tough. That's incorrect. Eddie. I'm going with someone else who also listens to the show constantly because they tweet us a bunch, Kane Brown. Now, that one

I could definitely see. Is this the It is. It is, Kane. It is? No. Oh. And love Kane and yeah. He does a lot of interacting with the show, which is pretty cool. Morgan, you want to guess who it is? That's who I thought it was Kane Brown, but because it's not him, I'm going to go Luke Combs. It's not Luke Combs. That would be interesting.

It's some, we've been talking. Oh, they've been in segments a lot. Garth. Interesting. Garth would not call the voicemail. Okay. Are you guys ready? They've been in segments a lot?

Yeah, even in segments. It's been... Oh, I got it. J-Lo, Ben Affleck. They're not... Okay. No, no. Okay.

Here is the voicemail from the haunted crying boy doll that called in... Oh my gosh. What? Stop it. And left us this. Here you go. Lunch back. Nothing will save.

So there it was, the crying boy doll. The cursed doll has called in to leave lunchbox a message. It sounds like crying man trying to sound like crying. It is what it is, buddy, okay? Well, the doll stays a boy, but he's probably grown now in spirit. Lunchbox has anything happened with the doll? I've yet any bad luck recently. No, no bad luck.

I mean, I've been pretty good, and I mean, I've probably stayed in the confines of my own house just so nothing bad would happen because I didn't want to get banned from the studio or anything. And so I just kind of chilled, but everything's been pretty good. Lunchbox had a haunted doll in his house for a week. He threatened the doll, begged him to curse him for 30 days, and he's had a lot of stuff happened to him. But Eddie has the doll at his house in his back fire pit, which is where you burned it. It won't burn.

It won't. I started a fire a couple days ago and I was like, oh, well, let me leave. Because some of the parts of the doll are still there in the ashes. So I did a whole bunch of wood, lit a fire all night. I'm talking burned a fire for five hours. Next morning, that dumb dollhead is still there. It looks brand new, untouched.

I took a picture. I'll show you guys. It's unbelievable. I believe you. I don't need to see a picture. I'm good. Dude, eerie. I cannot burn that thing. On the seventh, your curse is up. Oh, thank goodness. Well, today's the 13th. Oh. So you still have a few weeks left.

It's not a long. That's still got a long time ago. I thought it was getting close. Keep us updated if anything bad happens to you. All right. And thanks to the crying boy doll for calling in. He couldn't get in during the show. I am.

So he called in on the voice amount of life. All right, it's time to look inside the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. So long story short, I have a new roommate and decided to pull an old prank on her. I waited until she was asleep and I got her car keys and I moved her car a few blocks away.

What old prank is this? This is the stolen car prank? Okay, here we go. I thought she'd wake me... Oh no. This is not good. I thought she'd wake me up and tell me her car was stolen. Like every other person I've pulled a prank on.

She's done this before? It's the old car prank. Instead, she immediately calls. the police and it became a big circus. By the time I found out she called the police, she was so worked up and upset that I didn't know how to tell her. I knew where her car was. I got her a cup of coffee, and then I told her, and then she went nuts on me. She called the cops and informed them. It was all a misunderstanding. Now she says she's moving out and won't talk to me. Is there any way I can smooth this over with her? What should I do? Signed Nancy. I know you say this is the old car prank.

I never heard of this. And I would also think that it was stolen. If I for sure parked it there and it was gone, I would for sure think it was stolen. Yeah, but she's done this before and everything's, you know, it's fine. I think the first mistake was miscalculating what this roommate was going to do. Maybe you don't know her well enough. I don't know that there's anything you can do except just kind of grovel and go like, I'm so sorry. It will never happen again every other time I've done this. I don't think you use that.

I don't think you use that. There is nothing else that you can do except be vulnerable. and say, I am so sorry, and I will make it up to you somehow. Otherwise, she's just going to move out, and you've got to find a new roommate. And obla di, ublada, life goes on. Beatles. Yes. So, as someone who's pulled pranks and they've gone badly, you just have to say, I'm

really sorry, I shouldn't have done that prank. I won't prank you anymore. It could be funny in 10 years, though. She may come around and be like, okay, that was funny. You're never going to see her again unless you grovel. So, groveling is the answer, as is most things in life. Tell her you're sorry. Hopefully she will accept it.

Hopefully she has a leash She can't get out of so easily All right, there's your mailbag Thanks for sending it in We've got your email And we've read it on your air Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag

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and then we will let them react in real time. Does anyone think it's about them? Who thinks it's about them? No. No. No. No one has any tea they've been hiding from the show? No.

Most of the time it's Eddie and Lunchbox. Always spilling the tea on each other? Yes, occasionally Ray. Okay. Like they all just like to call each other out. Well, it is them. again this time. It is? Oh, great.

Which one? Which one? Because I truly don't know anything, so it's on me. Oh, great. So the person that wants to spill the tea is lunchbox. Hello, everyone. Good morning. And thank you for coming today. Welcome to tea time. Yeah, this is tea time. And we are going to be spilling the tea on Eddie because

Eddie is so, such a bad father, he tried to steal. Oh, what? Oh, hold on. Steele. He's such a bad father he tried to steal. Man. What? Okay. He tried to steal from his own son. So March Madness just wrapped up and he came on here bragging about how his son won $500 because he won the bracket challenge. Well, that was my family bracket challenge and the grand pot was $600. So Eddie kept saying $500, $500, $500. So his son would believe it was only $500.

And even when I went to drop off the money and he's like, hey Eddie, junior, congratulations. You won $500. Oh, no. say that. Oh, no. And I'm like, there's 30 people in the bracket, $20 a piece, winner take all. That equals $600. Eddie, he's like, you won $500? Oh, no. And so his son pulls, he pulls out the money of the bag and goes, hilarious. And he counts it and he goes, Dad, it's $600. And Eddie was like, just sat there quietly. So Eddie this whole time had been setting his son up for thinking he only won $500. Oh, no. Eddie did not expect me to show up with the money.

Eddie thought I would give him the money. And then he would go home and give his kid $500. Oh, no. And Eddie would have $100. Wow. That's a tea. That's a tea. That's a tea.

That is a very strong tea. We do give you a bet a time for rebuttal, Eddie. I mean, what do you want to say? Were you trying to steal money from your science? This is so ridiculous. No, I miscounted. I miscounted. There were a lot of people in the bracket.

At one point, in the middle of the... March Madness, I counted the people. I was like, oh, wow, that's like over $500. So I averaged it out to $500. The fact that it was $600, you average six to five. When I talked about it on the radio, yeah. I mean, he isn't the best at counting. I am not. You know that. It's a round number. I didn't count the right amount of people in the bracket. If your son wasn't there to count it himself, would you have kept the money?

No, I would never do that. It's his money. I am keeping some for savings, his savings. Why do you do savings in finger parentheses? No, no, no. Just I'm saying I'm saying I'm going to keep some for his savings so he doesn't blow it all. The cat got your tongue? No. Guys, this is ridiculous. You feel like you've been unfairly persecuted.

Absolutely. And plus, he didn't, I didn't think that he was going to give me the money and I was going to give it to him. I told lunchbox, hey, put it in a bag. Put it all in ones and make it cool. Oh, now you came up with this idea for me to show up at your house with the money. Here we go. When he said he was coming over, I said put in a. a bag, put it all in ones. It'd be really cool. I never once intended to keep the money or even

touch it. All right, let's go to the jury real quick. Who thinks that Eddie was trying to keep 100 bucks of his son's money? Amy, you're on the jury. Whose side are you on? Lunchbox ready? Golly, this is hard. I guess it seems like something that Eddie would do. So, no. One vote guilty. Morgan. I don't know. Eddie's really trying to make his case. I don't think he actually did it. I think he's innocent. Okay, I'm the final juror. Eddie? Bones, you know this guy. Come on.

I sentence you to nothing. Yeah, exactly. There's no sentence, but do you find him guilty? I don't. He's innocent. Barely, barely, but it is a little fishy. A bunch of crap is what that was. He averaged it out to 500.

Well, your son won't five. How much money did you give him of the 600? I gave him 100. He kept 100 of it and the rest is going to save him. He kept 100, you kept 100, and the rest goes to saving. All right. That is spill the team. That was, let's spill the tea.

By the way, if anyone on the show wants to tell on someone else, always kind of mute privately, and we'll do it on the air. Oh, yeah, that's fun. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny. Congratulations to Randy Hauser and his wife Tatiana. They are expecting their second child together this October. CMA Fest is back this year after a two-year break due to the pandemic.

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I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. So in Clarksville, Tennessee, a guy named Charles Harris woke up around midnight. His home was surrounded by flames, and there was heavy smoke. He tried to get out.

But he's wheelchair-bound, and his wheelchair got stuck in the doorway. So at the same time, Anthony Hinderleader, who lives next door, was sitting in his car, playing his guitar. don't know why he's playing his guitar maybe the wife had an issue Or the acoustics in there really nice Probably the wife That's midnight He saw the smoke

And then he heard his neighbor cry out for help So he risked his own life He went in, saved him Pulled him out, wheelchair and all And here's a clip of Anthony talking about the rescue I just ran This is really just hard to explain

Either he was getting out of there Or neither of us were getting out of there It was going to be one of the two I wish he played guitar while he was doing it You know, I just saw the smoke. And I decided I was going to take a step that direction. And I wondered what I make it. Oh, like the blues.

And then I got out. That would have been awesome. And then we probably brought him up. We could have played a song. That's true. But that's an awesome story. To you, Anthony, Hinderleader, nice job. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Kim and Delaware is on the phone. Kim, good morning. How are you? I'm good, Bobby. How you doing? Doing pretty good. Would you like to win a sonic gift card this morning?

Absolutely, yes. And then some crap from the back. A lot of the stuff that people send to us that, well, sits. So we give it away to listeners as well. We're going to play, never going to get it. It's a really tough question. And if anyone gets it, she wins. Here's the question.

According to a recent USA Today poll, most of us do this 10 times in our lifetime. But 3% of American adults have never done it. What is it? That's the question. Most of us do this 10 times in a lifetime. But there's a small group of people that have never done it. So think about that.

Now, Kim, I'm going to give you the first chance to get this answer. Most of us do it 10 times in a life. But 3% of us have never done it. Kim, what's your answer there? I had to say right off the top of my head, I'd say move. Oh, that's good. That's correct. 10 times.

Oh, wow. She got it. She nailed it. And that's not what I was thinking either Yeah, I mean, I was thinking. Never is. Unbelievable. She got it. Wow. It's the second time it's ever happened in the history of the game.

Wow. I didn't even get to play. Well, I had get pulled over. Well, that's a wrap. Hey, that's a wrap on that. All right. Well, Kim, we're going to give you a $50 sign a gift card and a bunch of really cool stuff. It is really cool stuff that we get from artists and record labels.

We're going to mail you some crap from the back. Well, thank you for listening. Yeah, and Bob, you have just a quick question for you. are you or will you write a third book and if you do i'm going to buy it i'm going to fly down to nashville if you will sign it for me and the other two okay well here's what we can do uh yes i have a kid's book coming out in june that's about it's four kids saying hey you don't have to look like the other kids to fit in you have very special things about you as well but it's told through the story of stanley my bulldog so it's stanley the dog in his first day at school so that comes out

in June, but how about I just send you a signed book also in our package of crap from the back? Would you like that? I would love it. I would love it, but someday I'm going to meet you, but it will happen someday, but I would love that, Bobby, yes. That sounds either very loving or like a threat. Yeah. It could be interpreted either way.

It's like, I'm going to, you can do nothing about it. I will come. You can say no, but I will be there. Kim, thank you very much. And I'll send you the book and the gift card. the crap from the back and we appreciate you listening. Well, thank you so much. You guys make my day and you guys have taught me generosity over the last 10 years. Thank you so much. Well, thank you. We're going to put her on hold and get her stuff.

You guys want another shot at one of these? Yes. Yes. If you get it right, I'll give you 20 bucks. All right. You get one shot at it. Okay, it takes six minutes to make one of these, but it used to take 27 hours to make one of these back in 1953 when it was introduced. What is it? When was it introduced? 1953. And then it took 27 hours to make. Six minutes now. I'm surprised it takes six minutes now, honestly. Okay.

I thought it'll take three seconds. Oh, three seconds. I don't know. I have no idea how things are made. I don't know why this stuck in my head. Okay. I mean, so, I mean, 20. Eddie? Yeah, let's go with smoothie.

I don't know, maybe back in the day they had to pick the fruit and everything. That's interesting. A six-minute-long smoothie? In 1953. Lunchbox. A car. Amy. A phone.

Eddie, you're the closest. It is something you eat or drink. Is it a cassidia? It's peeps. Oh, wow. Wear marshmallow things. Those are disgusting. Wow, they used to invest

27 hours making that graph. All right, never going to get it. There you go. That's the deal. Let's play knocking boots from Luke Bryan. I can't believe she got it the first time. Yeah. I had to go to the backup just for fun.

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That's AMU. slash military. All right, we have an update. Breaking news. Yesterday on the show, Amy told us that she borrowed a truck from a friend. He said, leave the keys in the cup holder. She did. The truck was stolen.

That was all we knew. I mean, what are the odds? What are the odds? What are the odds that four people would be robbing his neighborhood the same day that that happened? Lunchbox theory was that. Insurance scam. He did it on purpose. He sent someone to take the truck because he wanted a new one.

All right. Here's the update. Amy update us. Okay, so I got a text message. Hey, wanted to update you. They found the truck last night. Police threw down spikes and they drove off into a ravine. Truck is totaled, but they got the guys. They had been robbing other people since stealing the truck,

so the police saw them on video and chased them down. They threw the spikes down. Yeah. That's wild. So that's the update. Who, play right. Or the working theory that's being whispered behind the scenes, is he heard that segment on the show and made that up and texted it to you.

Exactly. No. Is there any pictures of the truck? Yeah, where's the pictures of the truck? Where's the police report? Police report? Okay, stop. Nothing?

All, we just text that now? Oh. They had a week to come up with that. Oh, yeah. I believe it. I believe it. But they found the truck. Yes.

And what do we learn from this? Don't leave keys in the cup holder. That's a weird song. That's a weird song. That's been our chant around the house. Like, my son, he's like, his favorite thing to say is now, I questioned that. I told you, this is dangerous.

We should not do this. He did? Yes. Good for him. Yeah. Let's talk about your daughter for a second because, so she goes to the mall. What does she come back with? A Guinness T-shirt from Forever 21 or something.

Guinness Beer. Guinness Beer. So it says Guinness, it's a white shirt, Guinness in big black letters with like four mugs underneath it or. Why would you buy this? Pine glasses. She's 15. Why would they? Because she doesn't even understand what Guinness.

is. Okay. And she, it is a cool looking shirt. I will give her that. Amy wears it tomorrow. And it's Forever 21, which is where some adult shop,

but a lot of kids shop. So then I was annoyed that they were selling it because now it's just a thing where I was going to suggest she return it, but she already ripped the tags off. So she has a beer shirt. Can a 15-year-old wear a beer shirt? I mean, this is tough because it is. I don't have a problem with a shirt.

I think that's cool. Guinness, it's just a brand of something. It happens to be beer. But I started thinking, okay, if my kids were wearing a Guinness shirt, that'd be weird, and I wouldn't let them do it. So no. Lunchbox? Listen, they're 15. They're probably around alcohol.

It's not a big deal. No, they're not. No, she's not. Stop that. I mean, but to be honest. You're not, though. When I was 15, I was. Thank you.

Be realistic. Be realistic, people. But with my daughter, she's not. your mom probably think, well, my daughter, she's not. My parents knew. Yeah, but my daughter. Yeah, my parents knew. Lunchbox, go ahead.

That's what I'm saying, guys. She's 15. She's about to be able to drive in a beer t-shirt. What harm is a beer t-shirt? It's a T-shirt. That doesn't mean that alcohol is going to seep through her skin because she's wearing a beer t-shirt. I never thought about that.

Actually, and I would like to clarify that she's going to be 15 in like 10 days. So she's still 14. Oh, that change? No, let her wear the beer t-shirt. You are ridiculous. You're tartin to turn into Eddie. You're starting to turn into Eddie. I was trying to do the helicopter at the same time.

Eddie, you say no. Lunchbox, you say yes. Morgan, I'm curious. What you think about this? He's 15, basically. I mean, if I saw a kid wearing an alcohol shirt, I'd question it. So I guess in that situation, I would say no, she shouldn't wear it. Yeah, I would say the same thing.

And I'm usually on her side. I try to be on her side all the time. You don't want to make it okay. Like you letting her wear that shirt is saying, hey, it's okay. You want to drink too, whatever. No, I don't think it's that. I just don't think it's appropriate for a kid to wear a beer t-shirt. You're letting that brand be on her.

And it resembles who she is. You don't want her going to school and people being like, she can't wear that to school. No way. Okay. We all agree. We don't agree why. Eddie thinks she turns into a beer.

Like, poof. She turns into a drinker because she wears the shirt. But no, we agree. So how did that go down? Is she upset about it? Well, I haven't given an answer yet. I said, we need to think about. I said, I was upset that she took the tags off.

So she went to the mall with a friend and her friend's mom. A friend's mom let her buy it? Well, her mom came up to me. She goes, I just, she came up to me at church and told me. She said, hey, just so you know, and you'll see the clothes she picked out. And there is a Guinness one. She goes, I just didn't feel like it was my place to tell her. And I was like, dang it.

Weird. Make it's place. But I mean, I understand that mom being like, hey, it's your call. But, oh, it's annoying. Eddie, didn't your kids want to try whiskey? Yeah, well, they heard an ad about peanut butter whiskey, and they're just like, that sounds awesome. Like, no, boys, you can't drink whiskey. Like, it's 20.

But it's peanut butter. I know. So then they're like, we can't have it? And I said, no. And they're like, okay, have you had it? I'm like, no, I don't want it. They're like, come on, dad, go to the liquor store and try it. Let us know what it is.

Your kids are begging you to go to the liquor store. Because it's peanut butter whiskey. It sounds appetizing. If it's more peanut butter than whiskey. What if it's whiskey flavored peanut butter that doesn't actually affect. them. No, no, no, no. Let me ask you. Cooks it out. Yes, Eddie, if there's whiskey-flavored peanut butter, would you let your kids have it?

I have let my kid have like, daquery ice, which I don't know if it has real liquor in it, or rum, ice cream, I think. They've had that before. Well, that's alcohol. It is? No, it's not. Hey, trust me. No, it's not. What about bourbon

steak at chilies? Do they actually have bourbon in the steak? Like, cook with it? Yeah, no, that cooks it out. It's okay. Whiskey flavored peanut butter. No, can't have that at all. I'd even try it. Wait, Eddie, has your kid just never even, like, taken a sip of your drink if you have it out?

No. No? Mm-mm. I have a special cup that I drink out of. They don't even know I'm drinking while I'm drinking. It's kind of cool. Okay, that sounds like somebody says that's drinking secretly. What do you mean?

Well, I just don't want to have the... I don't want to have the beer pan out. Okay. My mom used to say she was drinking purple coffee. See, there you go. Yeah. Okay. Thank you guys for your stories. I appreciate your vulnerability as parents.

Absolutely. Let that be nice. No, the Yeah. 15 minutes away from the morning corny and then the mailbag that we're going to do

has to do with a prank that someone pulled and the other person called the cops. It's a whole situation. Here is a voicemail. This is Philippe from Texas. Morning studio,

longtime listener, first time caller. I got a morning corny for you all. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, she.

Love you guys. Yeah, that's good one. That's close. Yeah, real close. Good job, buddy. Number two, hit it, Ray. I got a morning corny for Amy. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do you think he saw us?

I love that one. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A doctor said, if you haven't caught COVID yet, you clearly have no friends. I have not caught COVID yet. I'd say he's right. Me neither. No friends. I haven't. But I have been in a home. My son had COVID. And I was like, okay, this is when I'm going to get in.

I was all around him. And I do consider myself to have some friends, but I still haven't caught it. You haven't gotten it, and I have no friends. So here we are, Doc. I've been around a lot of people that have had it too. I think, at least for now, my vaccine has worked to keep me from getting it. Not all vaccines work to keep you from getting it. Some just limit it.

But I think mine so far, and it could go away today. But I've been pretty good about that of not getting it. I've done nothing right. It's amazing. Yeah. Well, this doctor is vice president of the vaccine society or something, so he was catching some heat for making light of that and saying that joke when really he should be crediting vaccines. Well, we should do is let doctors tell jokes and stop. Let him be funny.

What's happening? Yeah. He gets heat for that. We knew he was a joke. Come on. What's wrong with America? I have a list of insecurities that people have that others really don't care about. My calves are way small.

I did say that. I know if I was thinking of that or if I said it. No, we all heard you, man. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Freckles makes the list, though. Whether it's on your face or your whole body, I mean, people don't have an issue with it,

but some people are insecure. So just be proud of your freckles. I never thought those freckles are ugly. I like freckles. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Stretch marks, cellulite, or any other blemishes on your body. Body hair.

For example, a lot of women would freak out if a guy rubbed their leg and there was stubble. But I guess most guys are like, hey, it's natural. It's not a turnoff. I know you have a comment. Well, this is a complicated one. This is a complicated one. Because it isn't fair.

I don't care about a little leg hair. But like stubble is fine. It's unfair that women have been told they have to shave under their arms. It's unfair. Now it is culture. And if I see long hair under someone's arms, I'm like, whoa, I'm struck by it. I also don't love it, but it's not fair that I don't love it because you guys should not. You should have never had to have shaved under your arms.

Yeah. I mean, and as a woman, I, well, I already laser hair removal. There's no option for me anymore. But do you understand what I'm saying? It's not fair. Yes, it's not fair. But even I as a woman, when I see another woman, I'm also shocked. But then I'm like, well, you know what?

Good for her. And I do take the under my arms about once every three months. You shave your arms? Just in solidarity with the women. You don't shave it thoroughly, you just thin it. No, if it's a whole... You go all the way to the skin bones? Yeah.

Huh. I don't go, I don't really dig in because then I get ingrown hairs. But I will... Yeah, I mean, I have a little bit now. If I ever saw that, I would be struck for sure. You're like, what is happening? Hey, not normal. Solidarity.

I feel bad they have to do it, so I do it too. I don't like it, but I do it too. All right, what else? Other things on the list is your face without makeup. I mean, it's totally fine. Yeah, that's also unfair for women to have to have makeup, yes. And then gray hairs, because silver streaks and natural hair color in general, or in general are both kind of in fashion right now, so own the grays.

Okay. Which is good news for me because I got a lot of them. Which would be easier for everybody. Sure. Yes. Kelsey Ballerini doesn't think there should be boundaries in country music. She wants the freedom to have one song with a banjo and one with a beat drop because music is music.

And here she is talking about why she hates boundaries. A woman in country music that has some success under my belt, like I think it's my duty to challenge everything. You know, I think as long as the music is the best. I can make. Why not? Why not have one song with a banjo, one song with a beat drop? Well, no one tells her she can't. And as someone who also stands for, hey, do whatever you want to do, there aren't boundaries. No one's saying you cannot make this music, but there are at times people who go, I don't really like it, so we're not going to play it on this station. So that's,

so there aren't, no one's limiting her. So she, Kelsey shouldn't be like, no one's letting me make music with a, you know, with any, what's a, uh, a DJ. Yeah, it await kick, yeah. But there may be some people go, you know what? We don't really think that's appropriate for what we're playing in the middle of all of other music. I mean, I like when she goes kind of poppy a little bit, but no one's holding her back. That would, yeah, no one's holding her back.

All right. I mean, that's my. I'm being held back too, by the way. But what happened to you? A lot of things. Sometimes people are like, why don't you speak with proper English? Oh, yeah. Because everybody else is.

And I'm like, I don't know it that well. I'm being held back too. You don't know it that good. I don't know it's that's good. It's your job to challenge it? It's my job's challenges, all the stuff. Okay, I do love Kelsey though. All right.

Okay. I mean, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Introducing the first ever Hyundai Ionic 5. This thing has all the tech you would ever want. It's fully electric inside and out. Your journey at its most evolved. The Hyundai Ionic 5, extremely limited,

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Well, Pauls of War, they stepped in and they're like, hey, we have an emergency vet team. We're going to save Duke's life. They did that. It's taken Duke six months to recover, but he's finally ready to fly home to be with Sergeant Kelsey. And Paul's of War has also launched a fundraising campaign to help cover the cost of the flight. It's an awesome story, but Duke's got to be like, why is everybody speaking English now, random? I don't know what country they were in, but it's a lot. Like, this is weird.

I don't know anything people are saying. Wow. Great story. Love it. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, let's go over to Amy and get in The Morning Corny. A morning corny.

Why do crabs never share their lobsters? Why do crabs never share their lobsters? Because they're shellfish. Shellfish. No, I get it. Selfish. Yeah. Selfish.

I get it. That was the. Morning, corning. You got to hit it with that. Shellfish? Shellfish. Because they're shellfish. If I say Gotham City, that's from...

Batman. Right. So I'll give you the fictional city. Tell me what show are movies there, okay? Come on. Dylan, Texas. Write your answer down. Let me know when you're in.

In for the win. In. Dylan, Texas. Amy. Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights. Correct.

Oh, I love that music. That's so cool. All three of you remain. Clear eyes. No, we're not here. Okay. Come on, no. Number two. Bikini Bottom. Huh? Bikini bottom.

In. In. I'll go to you first. I mean, the only thing that has to do with water is SpongeBob. Okay. He played the game. He did that thing again, that he does. Amy. Spoon Bob.

Eddie. SpongeBob. I mean, I've never seen an episode, guys. You add like I know. But bikini bottom, you could have said Bay Watchers on that. He does a little game. All right. Next up, Mayberry North Carolina.

Mayberry North Carolina. He got us, though. He rarely tricked us anymore where they place possum, but he got us that time. I don't understand when you don't know something, you can't ever say you don't know it or else. What? Amy. Anybody in? Andy Griffith Joe.

Annie Griffith. Andy Griffith. Nobody knows if it's Griffin or Griffin. I said Griffith. Everybody goes, Griffith. It's Gryph. Yeah, with an H, right? Yeah.

The Andy Griffith show, yeah. That's what we all said, yeah. The Andy Griffith show. Andy Griffith. We all did do that. I turned my head. Next up. Tree Hill, North Carolina.

Oh. Tree Hill, North Carolina. I'm in? I'm in for the win. In? Mm-hmm. One tree hill. One tree hill.

One tree hill. Oh, Eddie played possum. No, because North... I thought somewhere else, too. Next up. Kings Landing. What? The show came out in 2011.

I give you a hint. Kings Landing. What would you have? I had wings. That's Nantucket. That's a real town, yeah. That's... Nantucket.

Kings. The landing. Kings Landing. Yeah, if you say it differently, you'll probably get a different. Kingsland. Kings is a landing. It's interesting, so I never thought about how Dylan, Texas isn't real. You're like five questions again.

I know. Well, I just started to think about how they're not. He was like, you know that corny about the crab? But it is about like that Midland, Odessa, Permian Basin. Yeah, Amy, we're on Kings Landing. I know. Gosh, I have nothing, guys. Kings Landing.

I got it. Lunchbox may have it. He may win with this one. Yep. I got it. Okay, I'm in. I'm in. Eddie.

I don't know. Bridgerton. Is that it? I don't think it came out 10 years ago. Is that? You okay? That's like a weird. Amy.

Vampire Diaries. And luncherbikes. Time to play my song. Game of Thrones. One of you is right. It's me. Really? It's me. Let's go! Is it giving them? It is.

Yeah! How did you know that? How'd you know that? I just guessed, because you said 2011. At first I wrote down True Blood, and I was like, man, I don't know if that was that popular. Game of Thrones sounds good. What about wings? He said wings first. Well, because once you said, I thought that was it, and you said, oh, 2011. So, 2011. Yeah.

Got it, got it, got it. Because landing, King's Landing. Hey, he won. Wings is a pilot show. Exactly. Hey, kick rocks, losers. Yeah. Do you want to hear the other ones luncheops?

I would like you. Don't touch my paper? Only you can play? Yeah. Fairview Wisteria Lane. No chance. That's Desper Housewives. That's correct.

What? No, don't, don't. Cape side, Massachusetts. No, Cape side. That is Dawson's Creek. Correct. See, I thought that was North Carolina. You keep making noises over there, and I keep getting them right.

Why are they yelling? said what? It says Capeside, Massachusetts. Okay, I just want to remember for future. I would have thought that was in North Carolina, too. That's what I thought one tree hill was. Pawnee, Indiana. Pawnee is...

No chance. You said no chance last few days. He's going to get it. Parks and rank. Yeah. Wow. No chance! No chance! No chance!

Keep dropping me, son. Not your son. I'm on your side lunchbox. Rub it in. They're being really mean. Yeah. I'm not doing anything. Amy, you're being good.

I think you. You're being good. Hawkins, Indiana. Nah. He'll get it. Hey, he said, nah. So if you get this one. Wait, Hawkins.

Eddie will spin the wheel for punishment. Oh. I like it. Interesting. I like it because he won't get this one. Yes, he will. Hawkins, Indiana. You'll get it.

No, he won't. Yeah, you got it. Indiana. $10 says he don't. And will a punishment. And the wheel. Okay. Come on lunchbox.

There's only, man. You can do it. Talk it out. But I'm going to give you like 10 seconds. Man, there's only two. I mean, I really don't know it. The only two I can guess is the middle or the Goldberg show, but I don't know where the Goldbergs are from.

I've never seen the goldberg. Hawkins, Indiana. Hawkins, Indiana. The middle. I don't know. Is it the 70s show? No, that's... That's Wisconsin.

Oh, I don't know. That's one. Well, lunchbox you didn't win. Congratulations, buddy. Woo! And I win $10. No, no, you didn't bet him money. No, no, no.

You bet you would just give him money. You turn his mic off? Yeah, I'm tired of him. Me too. I'm tired of him. Thank you. We don't listen to people that one's wrong, all the time. Spring is here.

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dot APUS. dot E-D-U-S-Military. I've always judged fancy people. Had a problem with them. I go to somebody's house. They say, take your shoes off. Wait, to come on the house?

All right, Queen Elizabeth. That's what I think. Shall I curtsy at your door, Queen Elizabeth? How I grew up at Mount Pine, Arkansas, we left our shoes on and went in the house. Unless there was mud on your shoes or your boots. You went in the house. And anyone otherwise was a little too fancy for my liking. However, they were right.

Because now, and it makes total sense. Think of all the crap on the bottom of your feet. Oh, yeah. Lots of it. Yes, all the germs, all the... And then you walk onto the carpet, and it's on the carpet, and then you live on the carpet. Sometimes you lay on the carpet. Sometimes it just makes all the...

sense. So I was wrong. So all those people I called Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, I'm sorry. You called them all those names? Yeah, I'd go in and actually. In your head. Yeah, sometimes out loud. Okay. Like, whoa, okay. I've always wanted to be the no-shoe person and I've said it for years, but I never implement it because it's so difficult. It's just one of those things we kind of ignore, like our dogs run around and do who knows what outside and then we let them just come in and now I make my dogs take their shoes off. Oh, good. Yeah. But I mean, There's a few things on the list of stuff we just ignore that's probably disgusting. And that is one of them.

And so it's gross. And they are out and these chemists are going, here's what we've studied by doing the chemistry of it. And there are lots of things that you could get very sick by. Even lawn chemicals that you're walking into your carpet. So how do we become these people? I'm probably going to forget about this story once I get home today. I'm going to be honest with you.

I'm going to get home. And I won't even remember this. But it's trying. trying maybe ourselves. You know, maybe we don't have to scream to everybody that comes over to the house. You make big changes in very small steps. Okay.

So maybe it's just us. We start doing it ourselves. And what you can do is leave shoes at your door and then not tell anybody. But a lot of times people will just pull them off because they see other shoes there. Yeah. So, but I think it's us first.

So we can work on it, right? No sign, though, says like remove your shoes, please? I don't think so. Okay. Not yet. That's too much. I don't think so. But for me, as soon as I get home, I take off all my clothes.

You guys know this. I walk to the door. Wait, even undies? Not, no, he leaves underwear on. Well, it's a nice little debate between you two. I say. I keep my underwear on. Okay, good, good, good, good.

But it's like shirt off, pants off. You can find me by the trail of clothes leading all the way to the room. Right. You could put a cute little basket by the front door, too, that people could feel like, oh, they just can put their shoes there. Yeah, the dog would eat it. Oh. Eat the basket?

Do something to tear it up, hide it, I don't know. Okay, I'm going to try to do this. Because you know the best time to plant a tree was is... 20 years ago. Yep. Should have started this 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Yes.

That's the saying. That's it. Amy started the saying without knowing it, just hoping I would fill in the blank. She's like, oh, I know this leads to something. Yes, that's right. It's like if you want to start something new and change your life, of course it would have been easier to do it three, seven, ten years ago. Yeah. But you didn't choose that.

So now the second best time is right now. Yes. And if you don't do it right now, you're going to get down the road and go, gosh, dang it. Why didn't I do it back then? Yeah. And it stinks to change. Not just this part, but it's hard to change.

It's uncomfortable. But you only grow through change and being uncomfortable. All right, moving on. A Domino's Pizza delivery man stole a family's cat. I told you. Oh, that told you. This was not the story you wanted to hear. I understand stealing money.

I understand porch pirating. done a little myself but really I've often wondered though what's in the good package it's like you drive by you like dang that package it's gonna be nothing good

you know it family ordered pizza last Tuesday and the delivery driver stole their cat he said he thought it was a stray okay the cat's back home now because obviously they found the doorbell surveillance footage

shows the driver walking off and he has Dwight in his arms and you know what Dwight is the cat yeah he puts the cat in his car and takes off This is from C-H-C-H. The good news is Dwight's back home. Just an update, Amy brought her cat in yesterday for show and tell,

and the cat peed all inside the little basket that she brought it in. Oh. I think, well, the problem is I guess I thought we were going to do that segment sooner than we did. So she was sitting in my car for too long, and I think she was a little freaking out. Do you hear that? Listen close. Oh, Pete is outside protesting Amy. Can you hear that?

Amen. She likes her little basket. It's like a suitcase, right? Yeah, like her little wheelie thingy. She loved it so much, she was dying to get out of. Sticking her head through the holes. Okay, but also, this reminds me I need to protect my cat more because she's stealable.

She's so cute. I didn't want to steal her. No, I didn't even think about it, really. Last night I was watching the basketball game. It was the Timberwolves and the Clippers, and a girl comes out to protest Amy and she tried to glue her hand at the floor. It's hilarious.

It looked like Elmer's glue, which by the way... But what is she protesting? Well, she was protesting the owner of the timber wolves and said that he kills animals. Problem was he sold the team like a month ago. He already sold the team. The whole thing was hilarious. She comes down and tries to glue herself to the floor.

I got to say creative. Did it work? No. So what happened? Even like Pat Beverly was like, what are you doing? Did she use gorilla glue? Because that would work. Whatever it was, they pulled.

right up. It looked like she just, Elmer's. Kindergarten, Elmer, her hand up. It's not going to work. But creative, I've never thought about gluing yourself somewhere as a protest. I've heard of chaining yourself. It may be chaining, it's probably hard to get chains into an arena. What are you going to use those for? We're just yelling, we're holding them up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chain the team. It's like, how, what part of the court

was she going for? She, under the goal. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's hilarious. Prime spot. And just everybody's like, hmm, I wonder what that. It wasn't like a streaker or when someone runs on the field and everybody's like, uh-oh, that could be a stabber. It was like, let's see what happens here. This is interesting. So I saw that last thing. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. A cop in Maryland was on patrol when all of a sudden he heard a boom, boom, he hears a crash. And he's like, man, that's somewhere right around here. Drives around and there's an SUV that had left the roadway, crashed through a fence, into a pond. and there's two adults, two kids. He jumps in the water, boom, boom, breaks the window, pulls the nine-month-old,

pulls the toddler out, takes them to shore, gets back in there with a buddy, and gets the two adults out. I felt like I was there. I'll be honest with you. With all the sound effects, and people in our studio,

you can't see what lunchbox, he's acting it out at the same time, but I felt like I was there. I mean, just imagine. You get to the car and there's a nine-month-old baby trapped in there, a toddler, two adults, sinking in a pond.

I mean, who. There's so many layers. He heard a crash, found it. Exactly. How do you hear it? Well, it made a noise and it got to your ears. Yeah, I know. But is he sitting there with the windows down?

Is he just chilling? Is he, you know, turned down the music for a moment? And he just happens to hear it. Like how, I mean, I guess wrecks are kind of loud. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Metal on metal, loud. So then he gets to it, jumps in. And then his buddy, who's his buddy?

Another cop shows up. Yeah. And they jump in the water, risk their own lives and save everybody. Yeah. And, I mean, it's hard enough to get someone out of a car seat, just like when you pull into a parking lot and trying to get the car seat out. And when it's sinking and water and you're climbing through the passenger window, incredible. Incredible. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to what we feel is the most important segment of the day. Time for the Big Stories. Bobby's Big. The NYPD says they have a person of interest in yesterday subway shooting. Police say is Frank R. James with addresses in Philadelphia and Wisconsin. The police commissioner says that James opened two smoke canisters before opening fire. 10 people were shot.

13 more were injured. The crazy thing is it doesn't look like, as I read this story still right now, that anyone died. Well, that's great. That is wild. That means people got shot. This guy's intention wasn't to just go and clip a few people on the ankle. And nobody died. That is a crazy story.

smoke grenades in a crowded subway car, then opened fire. Again, 10 people were shot. A lot of people were injured. A 35-year-old babysitter in Florida was arrested after allegedly putting a 4-year-old boy in the dryer, closing the door and spinning him around. No. What? This is from Fox 13 News.

A late county woman's been arrested after she put a kid in and spun him around inside. Amber Chapman, 35, is facing aggravated child abuse charges. The boy had to go to the hospital. Miss Amber put him in the dryer with towels And he spun around Right Yeah Awful dumb

I feel like She was doing it for fun To be fun Yeah It sounds like she thought he'd enjoy it Still abuse But a little different though A little

It's dumb And that's why I paused for a second Absolutely dumb This person That's child abuse Yeah But different Without the intent of hurting the kid

Correct Slightly different. Yeah, but she still should never watch children ever. No. No, good point. Like ever. Agree. Or she gets all four of Eddie's kids at once.

No. As a real, there you go. Yeah, good luck with that. That's punishment. And Eddie's kids are all really different and awesome, but they're all so different. Oh, yeah, very different. Which one is doing what? And together they're so loud.

It's like the Avengers. They're all different. They have different powers. Yes. So there you go. They examine up for injuries. The boy had several bruises. That's it.

I mean, not that that's it, but just bruises in some places. But you can't do that. Right. You can't do that. But if I'm the judge, I probably look at her mental stability, judge on that, and I don't go as harsh because she thought it was fun, not because she was punishing the kid. That's a different story.

I agree. I'll probably get canceled for that. Or was she? Somehow I'll get canceled for that opinion. Like, oftentimes a bonehead there in an altered state, So was she? That's even worse, though. Oh, that would be way worse.

Yeah, that would be way worse. I know that'd be way worse. You can't let yourself be on drugs or alcohol with a kid. Right. But I'm asking, like, who makes that decision to put a four-year-old in a dryer for fun? It does sound fun. You have to be altered. But when you're small, that'd be pretty fun.

Yeah. I mean, I've gotten drunk and gotten in the dryer myself. Look at this guy. Altered. But as an adult. I did. Altered. And did you put the cycle on?

No, no, no. Well, how do you do you do? I was inside. You got to shut the door. I can know you were alone. The Batman is hitting HBO Max next Monday. Very exciting from People.com. The question for me is it's three hours long.

Will I watch it altogether or in chunks? It'll probably be chunks. It'll probably be three chunks. But the Batman will launch on HBO Max on Monday, April 18th. It has made a billion dollars. It's like... A billion? It's like the one massive hit we've had in the past year.

There have been some other hits, but this is the big boy. And so it's out quick, HBO Max. There you go. Sad news. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried died yesterday. at age 67. I knew him from so many things. From being a comedian.

From example, the Affleck commercial. He did the duck. Oh, really? That was him? He also was in Aladdin as the genie. Here is a montage of him on Aladdin, the Affleck commercial, and Hollywood Squares.

Boy, Defar's going to be happy to see you. Affleck! When she heard that Phileas Fogg had done it in 80 days, Nellie Blybigh beat him by doing it in 72 days. What did she do? Get through the cable company. So, the genie's right in Aladdin, right? No. Not the genie?

Yeah, the bird. He was a bird. Okay, I've never seen Aladdin. So, I just figured everybody's... The genie was Robin Williams. Yeah, I should know that, huh? I never seen Aladdin now. Man, 67's. Well, no, he had, I believe he had muscular dystrophy. Oh. Yeah. His publicist told the Washington Post that he died of, my autonomy. dysrophy type to a form of muscular dystrophy. I was a big fan of Gilbert Godfrey. Rest in peace, a very, very funny person.

That story's from a variety. Instagram brings back the chronological feed, which we have talked about, but now they've added a feature to prioritize the people that you really care about seeing yourself. Oh, that's cool. So you can prioritize family or friends posts and make sure that if they post you see them, and then everything else can be chronological.

But you can do that, not the computer. So I have to go in there and do that, though? It's very easy. You don't have to go in there. You're literally just going to push a button. You think you have to travel to Instagram headquarters? No. Hey, Zuckerberg, I got it.

I figured out what family I want on. You have to wait in line, get a number. Can I get a 3 o'clock with Zuckerberg? I got to let them know which cousins I want to put on Instagram. I have to open up the app and press the button. Got it. And then finally, a golf fan is dropping big bucks for a set of clubs previously used by Tiger Woods.

Golf Week reports the person sheld out over $5 million for these clubs. the clubs were apparently used by Tiger Woods between 2000 and 2001 when he won four major championships during that span. This is from Yahoo News. Now, what I'm going to say next is not from Yahoo News. But he paid this, but Tiger's saying they're not real. Oh, no.

But other people have said, no, they're real, and here's the proof. And I don't know what... I don't know if he doesn't want the clubs to be so... I don't know. But Tiger's going, not real. I don't. You don't? How can they...

Not in a situation. Don't they have to come with authentication paperworkers? What is that where to use? Authentication? Sorry. I don't know that. Not so much with paperwork, but what they've done is they've done like some hyper zooming and they can see. Fingerprints.

No, not even. No. Let them talk, Amy. They hired the guy from CSI, Miami. But they have done a lot of examining the actual club with all these digital images. And they're like, these are them. So the guy must believe it if he's going to spend $5 million on it. But, I mean, fingerprinting is not a bad idea.

I think there have been so many people touch it. Since Tiger had him. Tiger's not the only one holding those things. It's not just from Tiger out. All right, there you go. Spring is here. Sabre every moment with Hello Fresh. Hello Fresh's delicious options.

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9-8 Central, but yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah. I mean, what do I watch live? Hey, I got it down. Thank you. Lunchbox wants to review it. You watch it.

It's up to you if you want them to do it or not. I don't have it. I don't know the review. It could be, I don't know the review. Okay, it's fine. I mean, he should have a voice. Okay. So, Lunchbox will review your sister's show, which he's been very jealous of her.

That's the only thing I worry about. Remember the whole Abby thing, Amy. Abby thing, what? You're jealous of anybody that gets any shine is close to us. There was no jealous of Abby. Okay. Do you want him to do this review? Yes.

Okay. So here's what we're going to do. He'll do that review. I will review a different show that I just finished. And Amy will tell us about another show where people are murdering people that she likes. Yeah. Like one of these murder shows. So we'll do that and calls next.

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That's AMU. .AP-U-S. dot E-D-U-S-Military. On the phone is Marybeth and Virginia. Mary Beth, I appreciate you calling. What would you like to say? Well, first off, morning studio.

Morning. I was for most. I did with your take off the sheets to get in the house, you and Caitlin had an issue about closing the toilet seat. Do you all resolve that? And do you now close the lid as well? That's interesting. Let me tell you a little something. A little something here.

You know, sometimes you just wake up and you decide you're going to put your foot down about something. And this wasn't one of those. And I've been trained and I don't mess with it anymore. I just, the seat always stays down. So we don't fight about it because I learned that I should put the seat down all the time. so I do. The end. Good. The end. Smart man. Well done.

Yeah, yeah. But sometimes you've got to put your foot down. I just haven't found that time yet. I've found it. But no, we don't. That's not an issue anymore. I have been trained, much like Stanley and Eller, pretty much know what I'm doing about 70% of the time now. Good for you. No need to celebrate. It's like she's so proud of a toddler or something. Mary Beth, I appreciate the call. Hope your day's awesome.

You have a great day. Everybody have a great day. We will. See you later. Bye-bye. All right, let's go over to John in North Carolina who was on the phone. Hey, John, what's up, buddy? Morning, Bobby. What's happening? Morning studio.

Morning. So my question is, is you used to make listeners say morning studio before you would answer. And now I've noticed that even if they say good morning that you answer, what was the discussion on why you were going to kind of let that go. There wasn't a discussion. I think if they said good, we were just confused, and then you hear like Eddie go, Lauren? It would just be kind of a flutter. We don't answer to

Goodmore. We do sometimes. Yeah, not purposefully, but sometimes we're just all confused. There's no discussion. And for those that are wondering how this all started, we have no idea. I would say it in the morning, the very first segment of the day, I'd say, hey, morning, studio, morning, and everybody would say it back.

And then caller started to do it, and then it just became a thing. A number. Another fun fact behind the scenes, Scoob and I were talking. And he was like, hey, what if you lead into these callers a little bit more? Meaning if you know what they're going to talk about, just set them up. So it gets right to the point. For example, if we're talking about Amy's sister's show. And I'm like, yeah.

And I'm like, hey, Julie's on from Boston. Hey, you saw your thoughts. And then go right into that call. But what happens is I do that? And I'm like, hey, Julie, what do you think? She's like, well, first before I say that, I want to say morning studio. And so it's just a thing. We accept it for what it is.

We ain't the slickest morning show We don't have the best voices You know We didn't No one never thought we should be doing this I'll be honest with you But that's just how it is And I don't have a good answer for you John

But that's the genesis of that whole story Okay One quick shout out I'm in Southern Times North Carolina Working on a golf course So Amy I'm in your old neck of the woods Okay

Look for my Texas A&M at a school ring Thank you Yeah still missing That's where I lost it Still missing. All right, John, appreciate you, buddy. Have a good day. All right, you too.

Bye-bye. We're going to go over to lunchbox now because he has requested he do a segment reviewing your sister's new TV show. For our listeners out there, Amy's sister has never been in media. Amy hadn't until she did this show. But Amy's sister and her husband, they have a company that designs what? Well, root design, they do, they design from outside in. So from landscaping to interiors to pools, like he comes. kind of does it all, but they're renovating homes for the TV show.

So they get a DM years ago and like, hey, we want to do a show there. And they call me and I'm like, well, I don't know, here's what I think. And years later, boom, they got a show. It made it all the way it's on. It premiered. It's crazy. Yeah, it was a four-year ordeal. It wasn't overnight.

And Christy Dozier, Ben Dozier, that's Amy's sister, Christy Dozier. She was on with us. And we talked about Amy. She's been on the show a bunch of times. Lunchbox was jealous that Christy and Ben got a show. Now he's reviewing it. I'm anxious to hear what you have to say. You have 60 seconds.

I have 60 seconds. Yeah, because otherwise it's just going to be a five-minute situation here. Go ahead. Okay, I watch the show. I don't know where they live. This Pagosa place, never heard of it. Colorado. Yeah, beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful. Only problem is there can't be that many houses. They're going to run out of houses, and the show is going to have to end after about one season because there's not enough houses in Pagosa. Ben, he's great at what he does. Some of the designs they showed, Like the preview is like, whoa, he did that.

Incredible. And they are a little stiff on camera, though. They need to loosen up a little bit. And I feel like he thinks he's funny and he's not that funny. So I'm thinking Bobby could write jokes for him, like maybe help him because he tried to say something funny. It was just like, that wasn't funny, dude. And Amy's sister laughs and it's like, it wasn't funny. I think she doesn't.

Well, Amy laughs at me all the time and I'm not funny. So I think it's genetic. I mean. I don't know. See? I'm laughing. And you right now. Go ahead.

So, yeah, I mean, it was a decent show. It was good. I liked it. It was fun. It was really. And they acted like they didn't know this couple. The couple was from Austin. They're from Austin.

So obviously they told this couple, hey, we need you to move here so you can be on our TV show. I mean, obviously that's all set up. Yeah, that's all set up. Yeah, move all the way to Pugosso. I mean, they had like they didn't know each other. Like, hey, we're from Austin. Oh, we're from Austin.

Oh, well, just happened to be the first person on our TV show. I don't think they tried to act like they didn't know them. at all. I don't think that's the case at all. And in fact, like... No need to stand up for you. I'm stuttering. And her sister does a really good job with the interior decorating. It was cool.

And what he did to the place, it was an awesome house. It was really cool. But I don't understand when they were doing the camping outside and a house at the same time. Didn't make much sense. They tried to cram too much in one episode. But just concentrate on the house, don't do this camping site that they did. But overall,

I'd give it a C plus. It's got room for improvement. C plus. It's called building roots. Maybe that will motivate you to watch it on HGTV. Yeah, but like I said, he does have some cool designs and I do like that his barn that he goes and, quote, does his work in? Like, I mean, that's made up for TV.

No, it's not. That's literally where he works. So you say he is talented in design. Talent and design. But. Not funny and stiff on camera. Okay. There you have it.

Wow. A lot of compliments followed with a lot of butts. No. I'm just saying. I think he's talented by I hate him and he's ugly. Well, not sure if there's a net gain there. Thank you, lunchbox. Yeah, I mean, but good job.

The first house looked cool. But the one thing I did find anoint. We've gone over 60 seconds. The one thing I found anointe is like, man, we need a new table. I mean, who could? Oh, I know just the guy. Sort of like every show has the guy. Like, oh, I know a guy that does this.

We got to go over to Creed because we got Dan down in Creed. You know, he makes wood. And why they're there, that's when Ben happens. to find the wood that he wants for the stairs. I mean, you didn't know the wood was already there. Stop. Like, that is so bad. Like, just say, hey, we knew this wood was here. We're coming here for you for this.

And the show's over. Wow, that's a seven-second show. Thank you, Lunchbox, for your review. Yes, that's Building Roots on HGTV. See, and a little promo then. C-plus. Sunday nights. What's the show you watched? Oh, I watched The Thing About Pam

and Renee Zellwigger is playing the main character. What's this on? It's on Peacock. She's like, HDTV, right after a building. But it's on Peacock. Yeah. Except for it's on Peacock. Yeah.

So this is a true story of a woman who murdered her best friend, but then framed the husband. Murdered her best friend and framed the husband. Wow. Framed the best friend's husband and he went to jail. Oh, what? Okay, wait, hold on. You confused me already. Frame the best friend's husband.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like if I murdered you and then Caitlin went to jail for it, what? That would be like. crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. And then Caitlin got away with it for years. Who? Until, until Caitlin decided to murder her mother. Wait, whoa, no, no. You've already messed up the story. Now you're switching it. You're in jail. You're the, you did the kill. You're the murderer. Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. Just a review that. How good's the show? It's very interesting, very

good good. Again, Renee Zelliger plays. So it's a scripted. Remember what I said we're not a very good morning show and we don't get our facts straight a lot? Yeah, this is just live example. I was trying to do one of those. Let me make it like us and you'll understand. Like an analogy. Yes. Well, you're not good at that doesn't work. Josh Dumal plays a lawyer. I feel like it's just, it's fascinating to me.

It's done like a dateline storyline, but it's acting and it's true. I've Googled everything, fact-checking stuff. Well, so far, I'm only in a few episodes. I don't know how many total. What do you give it so far? A midway review. Four out of five stars. It's interesting.

We don't do stars. We do something. Come on, you guys. You're relating with the show. Come on. Okay, I give it. What was the murder weapon? Ooh.

Oh, good question. Four out of five's knives. Four of five's knives. Okay. And she rhymed there. Remember what I said, we... Oh my goodness. And also, back to that caller that asked, like, how we discussed that, the morning studio.

Like, there's never discussions about anything. Like, we don't have show meetings. We don't have, I mean, occasionally one-off. Mike and I do. Mike, to be fair, Mike D and I do all the time. And just creative stuff. And Scuba and I talk about it. But the crew in here, you guys just show up and do your,

little jobs, but then we do the big Yes, yes, yes. But I'm saying you don't even know what's going to happen that day. No, we've always kept it organic. That's the word. That's the word. It's like fives and knives. Yeah, for those that think there's no like show meeting with everyone going, okay, we're going to talk about this. Here's the script. Nothing. And sometimes

I'll just go, I don't want to do that segment anymore. Here's the script. Can you imagine if we had scripts, we'd mess them up? We can't even read news stories. We can't even tell stories about a TV show we're watching. Yes, thank you, Amy. It's good, though. True story. You give it, how many, how many, fours out of fives?

Fours out of fives. Fours out of fives, knives. Finally, I'll tell you, I finished the dropout on Hulu, which is about Elizabeth Holmes, and there it knows, they take a drop of blood and give all these blood tests, revolutionary. Turns out they couldn't live up to the expectations they set, so they had to lie about a lot of stuff. Finished it. Pretty mediocre, the first four episodes. The next three, pretty good. The last one was fair.

So I give it Threes out of five's knives Except there are no knives I just wanted to say fives out of knives again Okay, you can do blood drops. Three, three out of five Two dark mascara She would wear

Yeah, she would Really black around her eyes Deep voices Yeah, her deep voice is pretty cool So she learned how to do a deep voice So people would respect her So she talked normally And then when it was time to be on camera around

She'd talk like this Weird It's crazy, crazy. That story is really. crazy and it's still happening right now. Yeah, she is awaiting her sentencing, and I think she'll be sentenced in September, and she's out on a $500,000 bail.

When did she go to, she was a billionaire? When did she get arrested, like, barely recently? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. A couple things on Tuesday of next week. I'll be performing at the Grand Ole Opry. I'll be doing about a 13-minute set inside that night.

So if you are coming to Nashville or you're in Nashville, I'll be performing at the Opry. And then next Saturday night, Eddie and I, The Raging Idiots, we're performing with Garth Brooks at Razorback Stadium. Wow, that sounds so cool. We're opening for Garth. So, yeah, pretty excited about all that. This is Amy and Maryland, who has called the show.

Amy, how are you? Morning. Morning. I have a question. I was wondering if the rules for when show members are paying attention applied to the post show as well as just the regular show. Yes, the answer is yes. That does?

If you repeat something that was just said But even in the post show? Yeah, because the post show you're always like Oh, you can leave, you can go to the bathroom, you don't really If that's the case, it'll be handled differently. Okay. What does that mean? No, I'm saying if you have to leave for a reason of the post show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're just sitting here and we have a conversation and you just repeats on the back, you weren't paying attention. Yeah. Why do you ask that, Amy? Well, yesterday during the post show, you were talking about some comedy dates that you were planning to do in Nashville.

And Amy asked, What month are those dates? And you said June. And then about 30 seconds later, Eddie said, what month are those dates? Okay. Let's hear the clip. Amy, Amy. Don't you have work to do?

Like, go to work. Oh, you tell her to go to work. Okay. Amy and Marilyn, stand by one second. Let's play the clip. Here we go. The 17th and 18th. I'm doing two comedy shows in Nashville.

Of June? Yeah, June 17th and 18th. I'll be doing two shows 17th and 18th. hopefully, I just have to name it, find a couple openers and put tickets on sale. But I'll probably do it the next couple weeks. If you guys want to come to that, that will be awesome. What month is that?

June. Yeah, but, but, but, yeah. $20 fine? $20 fine? $20 fine. $20 fine. That didn't take very long, did it? That didn't take very long, did it?

Oh, you were left. Let me go to the judge panel. We have three court judges. Can the defendant say something first? Ten seconds, go. Ten seconds. You know whenever you're trying to gather information, you're like, all right, let me make sure I got my numbers right.

June 21st. Oh, wait, okay, so let me get this right. What month was that? That's what I was doing. I heard the whole bit. Thank you. Scooba. Eddie, have to pay the fine, yes or no? I say no.

I think Eddie's extra right on. He's just kind of being inquisitive and listening to you and saying, that's June, right? Thank you. He didn't say that. It wasn't like lunchbox. That's my opinion. It wasn't like lunchbox the day when he flat out. You said it in like seven seconds later.

Oh, I Googled it myself. Here's the answer. Eddie was being inquisitive and responding to you. Thank you. Thank you. There are three judges on the panel. Mike, does Eddie pay the $20? I get it.

He was just trying to clarify, but it was just said that it was June. But that's different. Here's my lunchbox. No, no. I am the final judge. You know the truth. And nothing but the truth. Eddie, pay the fine.

You lose $20. Yeah. I know. This is ridiculous. Mary, you just cost, Amy just cost Eddie $20. Thank you for that. Sorry, Eddie. No, you're not.

You're not sorry. Bye, Amy. Bye. All right. Let me talk to Kathy in New York City who's calling us right now. Kathy, what's happening with you? Hi, Bobby. I am actually still driving around looking for a parking spot in New York City because

everyone and their mother decided to take their car to work today because they don't feel safe going on the subway. I would say that the day after a plane crash, it's the safest day to take a plane. I would say, I know the shootings happen there, that it's probably safer than it was yesterday because everyone is hyper alert and vigilant. Yeah, the day after things happen, usually you should feel, it's against what we feel like, oh, it just happened, it could happen again. But if you could let rational thought take over irrational feeling, which is tough to do, it's safer after something bad happens

because we're looking out for that a little more than we were. So that makes sense. Well, what's happening? Like, what else is going on with you? Looking forward to the weekend, It's opening day for the Mets, so go Mets. All right. A little bright spot in the city right now.

I understand that. We were talking about that earlier. Just a wild sad. The one thing, at least here we are, 41 after the hour, nobody has died unless you have heard differently, Kathy. No one has died. That is definitely a positive thing, given that I think there's about 26 people the count was last night. That many people got shot and nobody died. Yeah, amazing.

So, hey, Kathy, thank you for the call. Hope you find a parking spot and we appreciate you listening. Thank you very much. All right. Have a great day. Bye-bye. Morning studio. Morning. Morning.

Morning. Good. Morning to be in the end. Let me go. One more to Hank in Arizona. We're talking about Amy's daughter earlier. She went to Forever 21 and bought a shirt that said, Guinness. But she didn't really know what was about beer.

She has no idea that that's a beer. Right. And Amy's like, do I let my 15-year-old, about to be a 15-year-old daughter wear a shirt that has beer on it. Hank, your thoughts? And he's not a drinker. He's wore shirts like that. My daughter is about to graduate dental school.

She's not a drinker. She can't even stand the smell of alcohol, but she wears a shirt. And I have a 17-year-old that's a junior in high school. And he wears Bud Light or Bush Light shirt, and he's got Bush Light hat and stickers on his pickup. And he doesn't drink. He doesn't like the smell of alcohol.

It's just you let them You gotta let them be their own person And it's not that she wants to go to a party and get dropped I think that if you don't let her wear it around her friends That's not that my kids are perfect But so far so good You know what I mean? Well I appreciate that Hank

I think if it were me and she were 17 It'd be a bit different she's 14 about to be 15 different Ooh that's just a little too young for me to have her rocking a beer shirt Like for perspective with that too, she's still in eighth grade. She's not even in high school yet. Yeah. I'm on the team of, let's readdress this in 18 months. But lunchbox thinks they're all drinking at that age.

But lunchbox is a onesie for his kid that says cores. I mean, at 14, 15 year olds, eighth grade, they're around alcohol. I mean, my daughter's not, but we also can't be naive because it's happening. But you're saying that and you're going, my daughter's not. But my daughter's not. No chance, but we cannot be nice. If this were like pop-up videos, they go, Amy's daughter also around alcohol.

We don't know, but that'd be funny. What she doesn't know is she's also naive. Hank, thank you. Have a good day, man. Thanks too. You guys rock. Thanks, buddy. See you later.

One final thing I wanted to mention, this is kind of a grab bag segment here, where we're addressing a lot of the stuff, but we had some segments where we were talking about Amy and her brain and how sometimes she buffers, like when you're watching a Netflix show and it won't go, it's like, and it finally catches.

up. Here is Kyle from Louisiana talking about this. Hey Bobby, morning studio. Low behind, listening to Monday's post show and Amy's brain parts. I think it's like birds. Amy isn't real. It's the government resetting her. Thanks guys.

You're all great best. Oh, wow. She's a robot. Here's a clip of Amy and she says the M. What was she trying to say, Mike? McBoke. Oh, this is the McBoard. Oh, this is a one. Yeah, what was the first one? Here's a clip of Amy trying to say some words.

Would she say McBot there? You'll be play the longer? Yeah, play the longer version. All right, here you go. Do you care about the list of the shortest female country artists? Are they current? What the heck? Maybe most of them?

She was trying to say most. She was asking. Yeah, most. That's what I was trying to say. And that wasn't on air, by the way. That was before we were going to go into the pile. And I was just getting testing Bobby's temperature. Let's play that one more time, Ray.

The whole clip. Do you care about the list of the shortest female country artists? Are they current? There you go. The second one was her trying to talk about the McDonald's drive-through, but you go in through boat. And it's called the McBoat, and this is what she said. So you can paddle up on a dock, place your order, and then it's brought out to you by the staff. And it's called McDote, McMount.

McDonough, McMount. Which... That's so funny. Those sounds have never gone together. Like, it's hard to do anything original nowadays, but I don't think those sounds have ever existed at the same time. I don't know how I have this job. That should be your brand, Amy.

The whole clip one more time. So you can paddle up on a dock, place your order, and then it's brought out to you by the staff. And it's called McDope, McMont. You know how people put together, like, sizzle reels of their, you know, what they're good at so they can get opportunities and jobs and whatnot. Like, oh, God. Just do a bunch of those.

It's like, we have the office. opposite here and we literally work in this type of job every day. You'd think we'd get better. Will you play the lunchbox one? Because I was just told lunchbox has one too where his brain's fried. Oh, oh. What's he trying to say here? It was on the sore losers podcast. It just came out. They have little, oh, mini stadium. Say it again. Say it again. Mini what? It has mini stadium lights on it. Yeah, so it blink, like, working light. They have little, oh, mini stadium. That's the government. of us are good speakers. None of us. I like you when we play Amy's better. We get to laugh

because none of us are good. Okay, that's all for now. Thank you. If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't laugh at anyone, and we love laughing at ourselves, especially when it's somebody else that's not ourselves in the same room. All right. The RAM 1500 exceeds all expectations and redefines what a truck can do with optional features like a 12-inch touchscreen, digital rearview mirror, multifunctional gate, and a panoramic sunroof. So if you're thinking about switching trucks, Now's the time. Learn more at ram.com. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead.

Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. A man rolled into a church's chicken drive-thru, ordered some chicken, pulled up to the drive-thru window. Only problem is they didn't have the right kind of chicken. So he gets mad, hands the bag back, gets a refund. Drives off. Comes back an hour later with a gun.

You didn't give me my refund fast enough. Next time I will shoot you in the head. and they called police. I wonder why someone that does that doesn't drive off very fast. If you're going to threaten, because they didn't shoot, and then police have to go find them. Like, I would do that, I wouldn't do that, but I would do that and get out of town.

But you got your refund. It feels like they always hang around. Oh, I know, this is a bonehead. We can't rationalize why he did what he did. But it's always weird they stick around long enough to be caught. That's not a crime worth getting in trouble for. But don't do it, right? Right.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Hope you guys had a good day Now if you're going out I don't know Maybe you're gonna finish your day at work Maybe you're gonna go fishing I don't know what's up

If you're going fishing to Mississippi There is a new record For a catfish at 131 pounds Wow So good luck Go catch you a big one today That would be amazing A Brandon Mississippi man

said a new state record In Mississippi for catching the largest blue catfish 131 pounds Now this is not a trot line catfish Which I've told you guys That's how we caught our big ones This is on a rod

This is, yeah, you had to reel it in. So it took him 40 minutes to land the fish. The previous rod and reel record was 95 pounds. This was 131 pounds. This is like, it's catching someone probably bigger than Amy. It's a catfish. You probably think it's a tire or something, right?

For a while until it starts moving. Oh, maybe. Or a human. Oh, no. A body. Until it starts moving. Then an alive human. Yeah, then you're like, wow, maybe I saved them.

Maybe I caught them just in time. That's wild. That's from WJTV. It's as big as a human. Wow. It is a crazy, crazy picture. Awesome. All right, that's what's up.

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