The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) Spill the Tea: Did Someone on the Show Steal From Us? + Bobby on Why You Have a Better Chance of Becoming a Saint Than Winning Powerball + "Were They A President?" Game

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

Someone gets the tea spilled on them about stealing something from another show member.  Bobby talks about the largest Powerball winners of all time and things you have a better chance of having happen to you than winning. The show tries to identify whether the famous American was ever president or not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was like, that guy looks familiar. Can you name the person I saw standing on the sidewalk outside of work? You get five yes and no questions, Amy. Okay, we know as a guy. Country artist? No. Sports person? No.

Three questions left already? Was he running? No. Two left. What? Was he? Have you ever met him before? Yes.

Haven't seen him personally a long time. But yes. Not a country artist? Okay. Not a sports? Okay. Fellow. No.

Radio person? No. Okay. Is that it? You've been eliminated. No. Eddie? Five questions?

Okay. Is he alive? No, I'm just kidding. Yes, sorry, that's a question. No! And Amy, you can buzz in with your name if you want to guess the person. Okay. Is he a tall feller?

Not known for being tall, but not short. Okay, is he a singer? Nope. I just said, is he a country singer? Go ahead. Oh, he's a country. That's why it was a bad question. Is he an actor?

Nope. Is he famous? No, but some people know him. Like, yeah, some people know them. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox, you get five questions. You guys can jump in with your name if you want. Okay.

Athlete? We already said that. Nope. I didn't ask questions. I just said athlete. Go ahead. Jeez. Over 55, I would say.

Okay. Over 55. Is this person, man, I don't know. Like, have they been on TV? Are they known for being on TV? No. Damn. They've never been on TV.

I don't know they never have, but they're not known for it. Right, Mike? Okay. Over 55. Yeah. Over 55. Okay. Yes, like, box.

Go ahead. Is it like an ex-coach? Because here we go with your ex-coach again. I said sports. No, not known for that. Dang. Um. Eddie.

Yeah. Scooter Braun. No. Not in the music world at all. He's visiting Scott? Yeah, maybe. Negotiations. Okay, so this person's not in the music world at all? Yeah, you get two more questions Uh, okay, this is... Are they bald? Nope

So they have hair here on music row Yeah, the facial hair They got glasses, glasses, no glasses boom done. Okay, Bert Reynolds? You only get one, I think he's dead. You only get one guest lunchbox Chip Beston. No But he's been on TV and he's an artist and he's on it's on Nashville the show. The answer is who I saw on the sidewalk Lunchbox's dad Oh my goodness

I saw him too Okay Yes I saw him as well I was driving out I said I think that's lunchbox is a dad Okay You couldn't get that at all Why I had no idea

I thought Bobby saw someone I did your dad You guys live here and I was like I think that's lunchbox is dad Oh man Tollbox Yeah Why was he in town

I just came to visit Yeah Why was he up here He was just coming to see He hadn't seen the new studio and he wanted to stop by and so Did you guys record anything? Oh yeah, we did a little podcast with Soar Losers.

He came on the Sore Losers and hung out and just, you know, he likes to see where it's at. And he was like, oh, the new studio is really nice. He really liked the new studio. Do you have a clip of your parents reviewing Amy's sister's show? Yes. Oh, my goodness. So this is Amy's sister show called Building Roots on HGTV.

And so I'm told that your mom and your dad both reviewed it. Yeah, they both reviewed it. They reviewed it separately so they got, they didn't, you know, influence each other. Okay. go. Here is Lunchbox's mom. I liked it. I don't watch too many remodeling shows, but this one was okay. I'd give her a chance to do my house, and that's quite a project. So are you trying to draw hints that you want building routes to do your house?

Yes, I'll say it outright. I don't have to hint. Come do my house. And then here's Lunchbox's Dad. What did you think of the show? No, it's all right. I'm not one that watches those shows. Is it something you would watch on a regular basis? No. And what would you give it on a great?

you know, if you're grading a paper from F to A plus, what do you say? I give it a B. Okay. Not bad. How's the show doing? I think, well, my sister is just ready for it to just do the eight episodes and then see what happens. So I think there's three have aired. So, you know.

You don't know yet? Yeah, I don't know yet. But she's doing well, and I'm proud of her. And I've watched every episode. It's time to open up the mailbag. and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

If you guys want to email us at any time, Morgan, what's the address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, here we go. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been together for over 21 years. He was burned on his first marriage and was in no hurry to say I do again, so I didn't rush him. He is a wonderful man, a good provider, and a hard worker, so it's hard to be mad at him. Uh-oh. What happened?

I don't know. We're about to find out. But he just forgot our one-year wedding anniversary. I'm so very hurt and upset because I waited patiently over many years for the chance to marry this man. He didn't even acknowledge our anniversary. I know all of you are married, and I would like to know how you would react to this. How can he make this up to me? Signed a Carolina bride. The weird thing is that they were together for 21 years, and they're celebrating their one-year anniversary.

That is Because he was burned from his old, married Not a long time though To get healed Okay, let's talk about it for a second I think If he is someone Who is often forgetful about dates

You can be irritated at him But I wouldn't take it super personally Now you can make him better about it You can also, if you know it's his weakness It's kind of hard to have great expectations About someone's weakness You can hope they improve at it You can help them improve

and yes, I would also be irritated. But I don't know that I would be fuming mad. You can be disappointed a little bit, but it's tough. So how he can make it up to you is, well, I'll have him take you do something fun, you know, whatever. But I just don't know if I could be that mad at him if he's already not good at it. I feel like if the circumstances were different

and it was like first marriage, they were young, there wasn't a bunch of history and they hadn't been dating for 21 years, then more I would be more upset. that about it. Of course, I would be disappointed. And I guess I would just have to communicate that to him and say, hey, this didn't make me feel good. So moving forward, can we come up with a way that you'll actually remember? And you could have let him into it. If you know this is a weakness of his our anniversary is in a week. What are you doing? Even in a playful way, like, what are you going to do

for me? Like, you can also learn something from this. Again, we should not have great expectations about people's weaknesses. If this is his, it sounds like it. Again, he's a wonderful man, a good provider and a hard worker. It's hard to be mad at him. So then don't be. Be a little disappointed. Let him make it up to you. Suggest something and then do it. And then help him to not disappoint you. My wife helps me constantly to not disappoint her. Yeah.

So I feel pretty good about that answer. Don't be too angry at him. Take it easy. He may forget every year. Oh, no. That's what my wife does. She reminds me like two weeks before. He's like, oh my gosh, our anniversary's coming up.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, I know. It's crazy. But I completely forgot. So, yeah, just have a little grace. Yes. Oh, yeah. Help us out a little bit. That was it to be taken to the water. We're dumb.

We're in a rope. Take us. Put an apple in front of us. Walk us there. Okay. You know the over the top of the horse? Yes. The carrot.

All right. Take it easy on them. Show a little grace, but make sure he makes it up to you. But don't be mad, mad. All right, that is the mailbag. Close it up. We've got your email and we let it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag.

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Does she ever raise her hand though and go, you're spending a little too much on lottery tickets, don't you think? Nope. What about your kids? Because you have three kids. Do you each have a kid and a half? No, we split it on percentages. You know what I mean? Like, I do this. Okay, I pay 70% of daycare and I pay a little bit more of the mortgage. Things like that. You have to break all of your bills down by percentages based on what? Based on she knows that, I mean, I know she doesn't have a job. She has to go into what her retirement plan was, that 401K thing. Make her use her 401K?

Because she's raising your three children. The money she saved? Wait. It's not my fault. What? Like she had money saved. She had savings account, you know what I mean? And then she got pregnant.

She got pregnant. But she lost her job due to COVID. And she hasn't gotten a job. sense and so she's kind of starting to dip into a 401k. But she's raising the kids. I understand. So why don't you cover everything then? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, it's a household. It ain't I pay for everything. This ain't sugar daddy. But she's taking care of the kids. You don't think I help take care of the kids? You help. You may go in a little bit. I mean, what do you think?

Do you think I just sleep all day? Partly. But I help take care of the kids. I change diapers. I mean, I put them down for naps. side. You could just think for a season, though, if she's lost her job because of COVID, he just steps up, pays the bills, and they've...

Oh, I've increased my percentage. I've been nice and not said, okay, you have to maintain your same level of commitment on the money, but... What do you think that percentage raise was? It was like 10%. Oh, no, good for you, right? Yeah. Nice. Okay, so, Jennifer, there is no issue because lunchbox doesn't allow there to be an issue.

Okay. All right. Thank you for that call. You're welcome. Bye, studio. Bye. From Buffalo.edu, basing your happiness solely on money is making you unhappy. This is completely a lunchbox story here. According to a new study, basing your self-worth and how much money you can make leads to many problems.

Researchers found the people who think their success is tied to their salary or net worth are setting themselves up for negative comparisons to others, which increases stress and anxiety. Your thoughts, lunchbox? I would say I'm glad I didn't go to Buffalo EDU because it sounds like at miserable place. if they can't, they don't understand the value of money and how happy it makes you. Buffalo EDU. Dot EDU is...

Dot education. Yes. That's their website. Oh. Not the university. The problem that valuing money too much ends up causing a feeling of lack of control. Okay, yeah, tell that to Elon Musk.

I mean, I bet you he's miserable in life. You know what I mean? Woo! And the Kardashians. They're hating their life with all that money. Jeez, it's terrible. Are you sad because you don't make as much money as you wish you did? Oh, I wish I made as much money as them, yes. As them.

But you're sad. You don't make as much money as them. Almost nobody makes as much money as them. Yeah, you picked like random people that are like a small percentage of society. Yes, I would like to make more money. Everybody would like to make more money. But does it make you sad? Does it give you anxiety that you're not making millions and millions of dollars?

No, because I just have dreams. I have focus. I'm going to get there. So I'm not sad yet. If I don't ever get there, it'll be a life failure. What's his dream? What is your focus? And what's there?

What's there to make millions? Yeah. And what's your plan? Your focus? I mean, acting is going to be part of it. I mean, my acting career will take off and then you get a big movie roll. You get $25 million a film. Okay, but that's only for like the absolute biggest that have done it for a long time.

It can draw box office numbers. Well, that's where I'm going. It takes stepping stones. You have to start out small and you get there. I mean, they didn't get there overnight. Their first movie, they didn't make $25 million. You got to get that first break and then boom, you got to capitalize. Strike while the iron is hot.

So your acting career. My acting career. Anything else? Yeah. Storage units. Okay. Yeah, I meant to that one too. Yeah.

Stepping stone. I mean, there's just this, this job. Mm-hmm. And I mean, that's pretty much it. Lottery. And lottery. Oh, that'll get you there. If you had to bet on one of those four to make you millions.

Ooh, I would say, lottery is number one. Okay. Then acting. Yeah. If that's number one, then none of them are attainable. Then this job. Okay. And then probably storage units.

All right. Well, I appreciate you sharing that with us this morning Thank you. And being vulnerable. I know it's tough. I open up and you guys laugh at me. I didn't. I don't hear you guys sharing your financial plans because you don't have one. See, exactly. You need to be prepared. You're not prepared! None of that sounds like a legit business plan.

Okay, thank you, lunchbox. You're welcome. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny. Jay Cohen is headed out on the Up There Down Here Tour. It's kicking off in Ohio in May. out jake owen dot net for more details. Chris Stapleton performed in his home state at the University of Kentucky's Crogerfield this weekend, along with Willie Nelson and family, Cheryl Crowe, and

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This dog is awesome and super smart. So Jorge, he's got a nine-year-old flat coat retriever named Charlie. They were to park, and they saw all these baby ducks that were trapped inside of a drainage pipe. Jorge couldn't get into the drainage pipe. He's an adult man. But he says that his dog, Charlie, he'll do whatever he tell him to do. So he told Charlie to go and get the ducks. Amazing.

And so Charlie went and got the ducks. First he was like, should we call the fire department? He's like, let me try with Charlie. So Charlie goes down the storm drain. He said, all I said was bring the ducklings out. So one by one in his mouth softly, and he walked the ducks out and laid him down. It's amazing.

What in the world? You know what I did with Stanley? They had this thing, and Stanley's my bulldog. The thing on TikTok where you could take an egg and put it inside of a dog's mouth, and he'd be careful with it. He put an egg in. Put something hard in, maybe.

not, but the egg is well show how our dog is very centered. Well, Stanley put the egg, gone. He ate it. We just chopped it. I mean, it's immediately. There was nothing soft about it. He would have had a duck for dinner accidentally trying to save those things. But that's amazing. So shout out to Jorge. Shout out to Charlie in Cornelius, North Carolina.

That's an amazing story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Breaking News. Amy Woolfell. Thank you. Who scares the crap out of me. Amy will leave on Tuesday morning show to head to Hollywood of next week.

Wow. I mean, next week's so crazy week. Yeah, Eddie, Hollywood moves fast. I didn't realize that. She's going to do her movie. She leaves Tuesday. Her flights at like 9.30 or something. So she's going to work half the show.

And then she's off to Hollywood. How excited are you? I mean, I'm excited, but I'm also nervous and it doesn't seem real. And I have my script and all that. and it's printed out, and I have my parts highlighted, and I read over it, and I'm like, when I see my name next to it, it just all doesn't seem real. How many lines do you have in the script? More than a thought. More than a thought.

Mm-hmm. Like, I have a- Can you not say? I don't know what I can say and what I can say. I don't know why I wouldn't be able to say that I have more interaction with the lead character than I thought. Wow. Like I thought, okay, I'm being brought in to do what I do, like host a thing for I Heart Radio. I mean, I'm Amy Brown. I'm playing

myself. But then there's a scene with the main person, just me and her. And like, what I have to say, they've defined in the script as Pivotal. Ooh, Pivotal. I'm already here on Oscar buzz. Wow, that's like a plot twist? Yeah. No, that's very important. Oh. Yeah.

I don't think, I don't know that the word pivotal means. How many, guess how many lines you have? Oh, how I guess I should say sections. Like I see like six different blobs of words for me that are highlighted. You give over 10 lines? I, well, some of it's action. Like I have to do a certain thing.

Like, walk to the car or, you know. That doesn't sound very hard. I'm eavesdropping in one scene. And then, uh, winking. Why is it? Oh my gosh. Is she going to over dramatize these like walking? How many lines she has and she's telling me about walking to a car.

Because I don't know how to, I don't have in front of me to count for you. I can count and tell you later. Okay, so you can't wink, do you say winking? You can't wink? Yeah, I know. You've never been able to wink. I know. Oh no, did you tell them that?

Not yet. I figured that's something I drop when I get there. No, just try it and see what they say. All right, wink, go. Amy's blinking. She can't wink. Just one eye, Amy. I know, but I have to really concentrate.

Go. No, that looks like you have some Twitch. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Okay. You have to really focus. But how do you can't, I can't casually wink.

Like, I have to, the winking I have to really think about. It's not like in a scene. Oh, you got to think about it. It's coming out. Boom. Oh, that's not going to happen. It's more like. Cut, cut, cut, cut.

Do it again. Do it again. Oh, that's tough. You need a wink stunt double. Oh, my God. And then I do awkward when I wink, I do an awkward thing with my mouth. This is who they cast. Yeah, I don't know.

Lunchbox is upset because I didn't do this. I didn't pick her. Yeah. I didn't cast her. You had nothing to do with that part. They did, but why are you upset at this? Well, I feel like Amy's going to go to Hollywood and she's going to make us look bad. I mean, Amy, the other day I look at you, you need to get your, you had your shirt on inside out and you had no idea.

And if you show up to the set in Hollywood with your clothes inside out, they're going to be like, what kind of fool did we, I mean, you. She can't wink, she can't dress. Yeah, like, what are you doing? Yeah. Do you memorize your lines, you memorized them all? No, yeah, no. That's why. You haven't memorized?

Are you running lines with anybody? Oh, my gosh. Oh, myself. My kids interact. Are you going to have someone there to help you with wardrobe that make sure your clothes are on the right side out? Because that's a major part of the movie. They have wardrobe on set.

I just had a call with her to go over everything. So yes, I'm sure I'll have help. Next week, Amy will be here for part of the week, but then she's off to Hollywood. She's going to be a big old star she is. Wow. We're very excited for you. It's crazy.

I mean, break a leg. Okay, thank you. I don't know it. I don't know that he's being serious. He whispered literally in this. Exactly. I'm like, wait a second. He probably really really wants me to break my life.

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It's a snake. Rub on her feet. It's a snake. A snake was slithering around her legs and her feet as she was driving. Oh my gosh. It was five feet long. She's lucky she didn't crash. She drove straight to the police department.

They helped her out. There's a picture of the cop holding the snake out. And it's huge. I don't even think I drive anywhere. I pull over and get out. Yeah, I just crash a car. There's no way. Just run it right into the wall.

Just to kill a snake. Go to right to a life hole. And kill you. The snake somehow managed to get under the hood of her car. Oh, and it came out. So then they had to go and try to get it. According to SnakesforPets.com, snakes like cars because they're warm,

and they can get in through an open door or window. They can also find their way in through the undercarriage of your car. Oh, my gosh. That's from Fox 17. So what is your, if you're driving, what's the worst thing you can see down by your feet? I think lunchbox is easy. Yours is a.

Snake. His is the snake, snake, snake. Snake. I mean, I probably jump out while I'm still moving. Just get me out of the side. Out. All right. Amy, you're driving.

You look down. There's a blank at your feet and it scares you to death. What is it? Tarantula. Okay, Eddie? Yeah, I was going to go spider. I don't like spiders. But you know what?

I'll go ants. I don't like ants. And if they're ants biting my feet while I'm driving, I'm out. I'm going to go with a dead cell phone. I got to pick it up and I'm like, it's dead. Oh, no. You crash the car. Yeah.

Just run until a line pole. My phone's dead. Here's another driving story. This guy was doing 259 miles per hour. Wow. In what? On the highway. In a car?

So they pulled him over. They investigated him, but he's so rich. He now does not face charges. That's terrible. There is insufficient evidence to press charges. He was driving a Bugatti Chiron. The top speed is 261. And if it goes faster, the car tires burst.

But they pulled him over on one of these crows. crazy roads that don't have a speed limit. And they're like, dude, I know there's no speed limit, but you're going to kill somebody. Wow. So anyway, that's the situation. I don't even want to go that fast. I didn't know cars went that fast. We've talked about the fastest you've ever been, right?

Yeah. Like 90. Driving yourself? Yeah. Lunchbox? Over 100. And it's not, dude, it was about for three to four seconds and it's like, all right, that's it. That's enough.

And you are, I mean, you want to talk about adrenaline going when you're done? Who, boy. This car costs $3 million. That's legit. The car costs $3 million. Yeah, I don't even know how fast I've been before because I don't like going fast. You don't go fast. I don't like being high up in the air. I don't like going fast on the ground.

Probably 65 for you. Maybe. But sometimes I don't like to get to that number because I'm like, oh, I hit the number on the sign. Eddie, you? 90. No, I was late for a doctor's appointment and I was really going fast. I need to slow down. Speed racer here. You win. It was high school. Rebel days? Yeah, my buddy's Camero.

And that thing can move down Mopac. But why would you drive it fast? Just to try it? Because he was like, dude, you don't know how fast my car go. We can go. Were there other cars on the highway? Yeah. Oh my.

I'd have to go at night when nobody was. I mean, it was night. It was like 8 o'clock at night. Were you scared for cops? Oh, scared of everything. I mean, I'm telling you, it was about three seconds, and it was just like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, oh.

Okay. What was happening there? Here's a voicemail from Sean and Clayton, North Carolina. Like usual, lunchbox is making me sick. He thinks everybody owes him something. If he didn't have the Bobby Bones show, I personally don't think he would have anything. Have a great day.

That is referring to you, squeezing Chris Jansen for a gift card for your whole family to go to dinner. No, no, I didn't squeeze him. I was invited to something that said, All In. And when my family was denied, I just came and aired my grievances.

And if he didn't think he was in the wrong, he wouldn't offer me a gift card. He's offered me a gift card because... Because you're on a national radio show. Because he feels like, man, we did kind of screw that up. And he didn't invite you specifically. He sent on RSVPs to all the industry. And lunchbox said, I'd like to come.

Me Plus 4. That's also three of my kids. And we want to eat. And it's just an industry listening event. But you wanted to take it like a family vacation, big family dinner. Yes. Yeah. So he's coming in Monday of next week to perform.

And we'll address this then. But hopefully you haven't taken the gift card yet. No, I haven't got it yet. So hopefully he brings it with them. On Monday? Yeah. Okay, cool. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories.

So urinals are becoming more and more popular, especially for people under the age of 50. Older people really aren't into the concept, but Home Depot sells residential urinals. They're showing up on HD TV shows when they're remodeling. And yeah, a lot of men are for it. And some of the women are like, oh, I don't really know about a urinal in my bathroom. Well, I think men are for it because there's no lid to flip up or down. Yeah. We have one.

It is not in our bedroom bathroom. It is in where the main living room is. We didn't put it there. The people before us had it. It's black, too, which is weird. It's a black urinal. It's so weird. We have a black urinal in our house.

It's very shiny. And it's kind of awesome. It is. It's kind of awesome. I feel like I'm at a restaurant or a bar when I go out of it. Like a fancy one, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of awesome. And I understand the lid thing.

I don't know that I would go and do it myself because you need two spots for it. If you're going to put one in, it's just more room. But, yeah, thumbs up for not having to install it. but having one. Well, a bomb squad had to be called to the Miami airport because some novelty grenades were trying to go through in someone's luggage. So this is just a friendly reminder. That's probably not a good idea.

There really is no easy way to travel with fake grenades at all in any way, shape, or form. Yeah, let's list them. No novelty grenades. No novelty guides to be a terrorist. Last minute. You can't do any of that novelty stuff. We were flying last minute one time, and I realized I had a switchblade in my bag. But that was real.

That wasn't novel. That was real. But I went over what you can do if you realize you have something you can't travel with is I went back to where you check in with your ticket and you can mail it home to yourself or they'll store it in a locker for you at the airport for a fee. And when you come back through, you can get it on your way home. What about your real grenades? Oh, no.

Now you went through with those. All right, what else? Snoop Dogg shared what he makes if he does a collab on a song and it's a nice little price tag. $250,000? $250,000? Yeah. So if somebody gives you $250,000, that means? that you'll jump off. You get about 16 bars.

16 bars. And when it's time to do the video, I need to get another 250 up out of body. Big money. Is that standard? And you only got an hour, so get to film it. Oh, only an hour? That's from hip-hop, a podcast. And I don't know, Bobby, raging idiots, like, you have a band. What's 16 bars? It would be like if you're rapping, it's the amount of lines. It's basically, to make it easy, 16 lines-ish. Okay. Is that a lot? Yeah, it's probably 35, 40 seconds, probably. Okay, well Snoop Dog, next Raging Idiots collab maybe. No. I'm Amy, that's my file.

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There's a 94-year-old World War II veteran, Paul Roberts, and his home was completely destroyed by a fire last month. Well, his neighbors love him. They say he is the backbone of their neighborhood. So obviously they stepped up with clothes at first, you know, made sure that he was taken care of since everything was lost in the fire. Then they started to go-fund me. $170,000 was made through that. And he just feels so loved by his. community. They said that they just wanted to make sure that he was able to enjoy the rest of his

life because he only has a few years left. That's awesome. That right there is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So as we talked about on the show, Eddie and I performed. We opened for Garth Brooks at his show in Fayetteville, Arkansas. There's a crazy show. There were 80,000 people. The whole thing was surreal because Garth just called me at home and was like, hey, you want to come out and open this show? And I was like, is this serious? And it was on like March 31st, too. so I thought it was April Fools, but it ended up being amazing. And so Garth does inside the Studio G, which the show he does on Facebook. And here is him giving his thoughts on the opening act.

Here you go. Bobby came out. Bobby was great, and they reacted great to him. And Bobby, I think Bobby's known more for, you know, for not live shows and stuff in a band. He handled himself great. It's like he'd been doing it, you know, for 100 years. They loved him. They loved the Arkansas connection, of course.

Right, exactly. So his hometown boy does good. It was good. He handled it well. I like that person in the background, too. Yeah, who is that? I don't know. I like her, though.

That's what I need. Off mic. And yep, that's right. Exactly. But shout out Garth for mentioning that. That's pretty cool. Just a wonderful time. You know, we're fading off talking about it,

but hard to not talk about something you think about every second of every day. I know. So that's that. Thanks, Garth. Appreciate that. Let's go over to Amy now and get in the morning corny. The morning corny.

What do you call a zombie who writes music? What do you call a zombie who writes music? A decomposer. It's funny. A decomposer. A decomposes. That was the morning corny. So I'll give you a famous American historical figure.

You tell me if they were president or not. Okay? Okay. They probably all are confused for being presidents at some point. So president or not president? Amy Benjamin Franklin. President or not? Not president.

Not president. That's correct. Lunchbox. Thomas Jefferson. President. Or not president? Good grief. Oh, man.

Not president. Thomas Jefferson was the third president. Oh. Washington Adams Jefferson. Didn't know that. Then Adams. Eddie. Yeah, come on.

Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton. No, no, no, no. He's on the $10 bill. He was the treasurer of the United States, but not a president. Alexander Hamilton was never the president. Yes! Amy, James Madison.

Um, well, yeah, I'm gonna go president. He was the fourth president. That's correct. Which tells you what from earlier? That I was wrong about the fourth president. When does, when was Adam's? Correct you because it was coming up. Yeah, when was the second Adams president?

Eddie, Samuel Adams. Nice. Hey, good trick. Beer, but not a president. Why do you think he's on a beer? Because it is. They're Sammy Adams beer. I know, but why do you think he's on a beer?

Because he's a, he's a famous American. He's a founding father, but not a president. Amy, John Jay. John Jay, what? Who's that? John Jay, Jimah, Jim, Jim, Jim, Hammer, Schmidt. You're saying John Jacob, Jingle, Hammer Schmidt. That's my name.

Name two. Game, we did have a stroke on the air. Another one. Okay. John Jay, you know my book. John Jay, what? John Jay?

John Jay? Yes. Jay? Like, J-A-Y? Mm-hmm. No, just J. President J. I don't think so.

Not a president. He was a founding father, but not a president. Oh, okay. Why did they never? heard of John Jay. John Tyler, Eddie. Oh. What, Amy?

I don't know. I don't know who this is. John Tyler. You're like, Jonathan Taylor Thomas? A friend of mine that went to John Tyler High School in Tyler, Texas. Oh, interesting. John Tyler. Dang. President or not a president?

Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Hold on. Um, I feel like John Tyler was a president. That's correct. What year? What number? He was the 10th president.

Wow. Man, some of them just get lost in the mix, you know? There's a lot of them. Amy, John Hancock. No, no. He's the signature, but never president. He was not a president, but was a founding father and the president of the Second Continental Congress.

That's a jazz, dude. No, that's Herbie Hancock. Eddie. What? William Henry Harrison. William. Nah, you threw in his middle name to throw me off. William Henry Harrison.

William Harrison is a president of the United States. You're saying president? William Harrison. What I'm saying here, William Henry Harrison, president or not? Yes, he's a president. That's correct. And you went by William Henry Harrison. Oh, he did, by all names?

I didn't know that. Amy, Aaron Burr. Aaron Burr? How else would you say that, Bones? Ann, Buh. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Bure. Burr. Okay. I don't know.

Toss up. So, President. He was a vice president. Dang it! Did someone die and then he became president? No. He actually killed he shot Alexander Hamilton. Yeah. In a duel. And then in the milk commercial, the guy that calls the phone line. I was like, who shot Alexander? He's like, Emma! And he's like, I can't hear you. He's like, Emma!

And they're like, got milk? He had just eating cookies, but there was no milk. Yeah, I get it. Eddie, for the win. Come on. Oh, for the win. Come on. I mean.

Give me another beer. President or not president? Millard Fillmore. Dang, Amy, did you go to Fillmore middle school? I went to Fullmore. Oh, okay. Don't help him, Amy. What's his name, Bones?

Millard Fillmore. Nah, just a rich American. Not a president. Millard Fillmore was the 13th president. No! All right, we got to do thumbs up, thumbs down. Okay. Don't look at each other.

Put your thumb up or thumb down For Patrick Henry A president or not a president Thumb up or thumb down Patrick Henry Patrick Henry Patrick Henry Stop yelling at

Amy put your thumb up or down Patrick Henry thumbs up or thumb down Amy went thumbs up Eddie went thumbs down So one of you win Patrick Henry said Give me liberty Or give me death

But he was not a president Eddie is the one Yeah He was like on top of a horse or something No, he was in a room. Oh, really? Yeah, basically. You're thinking of Paul Revere.

And he said the British are coming. That's a nice job, buddy. Thank you, man. What's the Powerball tonight, Lunchbox? Like $500, $475, $475 million. I thought it was already there last time. Well, that's what it says right now, so I guess they haven't calculated what it's going to be

when you go to powerball.com, it still has it at the $400-whatever-million dollars. So you think it'll probably be up around $6 or so about $2 million? Yes, that's what I assume, because I've, or more people are going to be buying tickets. Boom, boom, boom, boom. You go to the gas station, and it's going to be a long line.

The powerball jackpot, probably over half a billion dollars. The number one powerball jackpot of all time, 2016, $1.5 billion. Wow. A B. A billionaire.

Just like that. That's crazy. That's the only one that someone won a straight billion dollars. Not even million. That's crazy. $1.5 billion. Overnight.

Number two, 768. million. Well, now that just seems like nothing. Chump change. I know. Once you said the B. Because then I can just go down the rest and you're like, oh, that's not. But Wisconsin, Massachusetts, Maryland, California, that's where the last five have hit. All over 700 million bucks. But that is life change and stuff, obviously. The odds of winning the Powerball tonight are won in 292,201,

21,338. That's your odds. Yeah. Not good odds, but guess what? There's a chance. Better odds if you play if you don't play. So you have better odds to actually become a saint. For them to say... So it's the declaration of a deceased person as an officially recognized saint. Happens to about 1 and 20 million people.

Oh. So you would be St. Lunchbox before you would win the lottery. I bet you if I won the lottery, I'd have a better chance of being a saint. Okay. You have a better shot of being an astronaut of winning the lottery. One at 12 million. You almost could have done that. He did almost do that.

No, no. He was in a drawing. But that's close. That's not almost. He had a drawing for like millions of other people and didn't win that. Dying in a plane crash. One in 11 million. Which, by the way, that makes me feel pretty good.

If that's all it is. Right. Because I hate flying. Nobody wants that. Being a U.S. president, you have a better chance of being a U.S. president lunchbox, one in 10 million than winning the lottery. That's crazy. That's mind-blowing because I don't think I could ever be president

because people I'd say I'm running and then all the dirt would come out. Yeah, I don't think you have a lot of dirt. I think you would like for people to think he had a lot of dirt. All the dirt. I'd probably think of like a laundry list of reasons. But again, the odds are 20 times better for you to become a U.S. president than to win the lottery. Wow. And you spend so much money on this.

Yeah. Why not to spend $5 and it gives you something to look forward to? Because more tickets, more chances. Because the more tickets you buy, the more combination of numbers you're going to get. I would say that it affects you, you're spending. you're spending more of your net worth than the odds are getting better for you to win. Right. But I like to have more tickets in my hand because that's more combinations that I have.

And man, if when I win my net worth ain't going to care about those little measly $6 I spend on those tickets. And then finally, you have a better chance of becoming a movie star. One in $1.5 million. But you probably already think you're going to do that anyway. I'm going to be there anyway. So it doesn't matter. That means I'm going to be two miracles are going to happen to me in my lifetime. First thing you would do, let's say you win tonight.

Yeah. Could you have how many tickets? Well, I will have probably about 150 tickets. How do you even look at all those? One by one, just go through the numbers, boom. And 150 tickets costs. $300, unless you want to do the power ball, you know, you want to do the multipliers and all that. But I don't do that.

I'm not greedy. I just want... Wait, what? Say it again? I'm not greedy. That's not true. No, it's... Everybody backs away for the lightning to hit him.

So when I win, I don't care about doubling it, triple it. Nah, that's too much because you don't want to be disappointed. Oh, you didn't triple it. Nope, just give me the $454 million, $500 million, whatever it is, and I'll take it and buy an island. So you can win more than the actual number they're saying? Yeah, you have megapliers. But you can win more than that?

I don't know they have more than that. Isn't that like the max except for the school? Yeah, how do they triple that much money? I've never done it. I don't know. I don't mess with that. That's what I'm saying. Like, they're always like, oh, you want to do the megapriars, the bonus ball?

Nope, just give me the straight ticket. But wouldn't that be if you don't win the jack? pot and you hit the bonus ball, it doubles or triples it? Yeah, so maybe like what... I don't think you know how to play the lottery. Maybe what... No, I don't play that number. I'm telling you, I don't play those multipliers because it costs more...

But I don't think you can double the main prize if you hit it all. I think it's just if you... It's other ones. Yeah. So then if lunchbox hits the jackpot, he won't win the max money that we've been. Yes, I will. He will. He will. He will because the mega...

Don't talk to Eddie. He doesn't know how... I don't play. I don't play. I don't play. But, guys, if I win, won't be here tomorrow. Would you give us all? all one million if you win half a billion.

It's one. What? What? Why? Why? Why? Why? I'll give you a million. First thing you do tonight if you win. Tonight, first thing. If you see it on TV, you have to tick it in your hand. Scream out loud, run up and down the street, letting everybody know. Oh, you want to let everybody know? Why would you let everybody know?

Because you want everybody knowing you're loaded with money. You're rich. Okay. Is that why you'd like to be rich to let everybody know? Yes. And to live the life just to be chilling and I have any responsibility and just do whatever I want. Would you rather, and this is the last thing I'm going to ask you about money, would you rather have so much money

and never be able to share it with anyone that you have all that money? Like you mean share it? Like tell them? Like tell it? Nobody can know. I can't flound it. Let's say you have $10 million boom, right into your bank account today. But you cannot tell a single person. You can't even allude to the fact

that you have made any more money. Or would you rather have no more money than what you have right now, but everybody thinks you are so rich? Oh, I'd rather have no more money and everybody think I'm rich. That's the dumbest thing at me. Everybody looks at me like,

You don't want the real money? He's a baller. So you want no more money but people to act like you have a lot more money. Yeah. Because if they think you're rich, they give you access to everything. Hey, come to my party. Come to my club. Come to my restaurant.

I think fame is more access than just money. Money buys in, but if you're famous, they give you stuff. Yeah, because also if you're famous, they assume you have like lots of money. Exactly. There you go. Amy, I assume the lot of... His current image does nothing to reflect this desire. Fake it now.

He doesn't fake it now at all. No clothes. No clothes. You could wear a suit every day. People fake it all the time. I'm not advising this. My uncle did it for years. True desire, you could, you know, get things going to debt.

Like, and then you could have this life. Do it. Do it. Do it. That's the whole point. I don't want to fake it where I'm in debt. I want you to think I'm rich, but I can't go into debt for it. Oh, okay.

Thank you, lunch box. You're not getting a million dollars. Good luck, buddy. You are going to love Legacy Box. Or your mom is going to love Legacy Box because it is the simplest and safest way to digitize all your aging but important videotapes, camcorder tapes, film rules, pictures, all so they're preserved forever. Legacy Box's been trusted over a million families to convert these meaningful moments. This Mother's Day give the gift of a lifetime of memories, digitized forever. You can help your mom relive the moments that make motherhood so special.

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When he's driving, he sees someone bloodied on the side of the road. And he pulls over, and what had happened is a guy was getting off the bus, missed the step, fell forward, boom, busted his head. So he stabilized him, called 911, brought him back to, you know, consciousness, I guess is what you call it, until the paramedics arrived and the guy's in stable condition. Would you know how to stabilize somebody? I mean, I think he just hold their head there.

I don't know. Is that what they're talking about? I don't think so. Or is that just a vague term to use to just... Make sure he's okay. Yeah. Vital-wise. Is that what it?

I don't... I'm sorry here. I hear stable. Stable, vital. I hear it. I hear call 911 and just stay away. Call 911 to hold him still. Yeah.

That's a great story, though. that is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It is time for the most important segment of the day. Let's get to the big stories. Bobby's Big. Stories. At 89 years old, Elizabeth Williams decided to fix the potholes on her street after she says nobody else would do it.

Wow. Almost 90. She had bids from three different contractors in the first week of looking because she's trying to do it herself. But she was like, they ain't going to do it. and I'll just go do it. You paid $5,000 out of her own pocket to go fix the road. The company says it either has or will reimburse her, and they're going to completely resurface the road.

Yeah, because the story's out probably. Yeah. She's 90 years old, filling potholes. But I'd tell you, where we live, if it gets cold, you know there's going to be some massive craters in the road every single time. It's ridiculous. Busted wheels, not just blown tires, but busted wheels, from potholes on the interstate.

And you know who pays for that? Nobody. You do. Me. They're not fun set up to fix that Because they'd be broke because everybody's doing it It's awful around here A man is shot in an argument over a parking space

From Waxahatchee, Texas Hey This is where Mike D is hometown represent A man is recovering in a hospital After his neighbor shot him over a parking spot Dang neighbor Waxahatchie police confirmed in a press release The shooting was about a parking space

It was captured on camera His wife, Irene Post Told Action 4 News That her husband Shane was shot when a neighbor became angry with him after a truck was parked in the neighbor's parking spot. Doorbell footage from a Marine camera shows her walking out of her house just as her husband Shane was being dropped off. Before she could reach the truck, her neighbor was angrily confronting her husband, pulled a gun out of his pocket, and shot him in the torso. Here's a clip of the incident

being described on Action 4 News. The two men started arguing. Moments later, the neighbor pulled a gun out of his robe pocket and shot Shane in the torso. As Shane limped away, the neighbor yelled again. Get out of my spot. The gunshot seriously damaged Shane's colon, liver, and kidney. His mother, Dorothy, still in shock. I can't process it over someone shooting him over a parking space. So this is somebody feeling disrespected, and I think that's where mostly the shooting comes.

I'm sure there were some words. Probably a little bit of history, too. He's got a gun in his robe? I mean, there's got to be history. Their neighbors, there had to have been something. Just had a gun chilling on him. There you go. The neighbor was arrested, but bonded out of jail.

He's still in the hospital. Damage to his colon, liver, and kidney. Yeah, that's awful. Action four news. Well, something like this has been happening on a lunchbox. It's scary a little bit? Yeah, a little bit because Amy's the one that says, you know, you got to be careful because your neighbor's going to know that you did it.

And Friday is his deadline, so. To move the car from in front of your house. Yeah, and he never wears a robe, though. so I think I should be good. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be a robe. Yes, it does. All right.

Hey, trust me. If he's not in a robe, you're good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Payroll mistakes always are unfortunate. I've had them happen to me

where they've paid me too much. Oh, that big problem. And then you don't, and time goes by and they're like, we don't take that money back. And I'm like, wait, what? Huh? You take money back?

What money? Then you play dumb? Oh, did I get money? Money. Oh, those stink. But when you don't make a ton of money, then you have to pay them back too. It's unfortunate. In Alabama, two school employees are finding out there's a lunchroom manager who was told that she'd been miscredited for too many years of service

after a promotion and she had to pay back $23,000. Oh my. That's too much money. But did she know? Then an employee who went from nurse to teacher received a letter that she'd mistakenly been overpaid $33,000 over the last several years. Both employees are being asked to pay back the money in one lump sum or over the next six years in form of a monthly or yearly installment from WBRC. But here's the thing. If that's spread out over two paychecks a month for a few years, like you may not, they may not really know that it's adding up to that. That's not like it's an obvious $33,000 on one paycheck where it's like, what? Well, let's break it down.

So let's just say it's $30,000. And let's say it's happened over six years. Yes. That's $5,000 a year. You know. Okay. So that's $5,000 a year. Let's just say it's $6,000 a year for the math.

So you are looking at $500 a month. It's $250 a paycheck. You're probably not going to notice that. Really? Yes, after eight hours of taxes. But with taxes and FICA, and sometimes it's up more. Retirement. It's all of this.

And you're like, oh, wow, I guess maybe interest rates are up or down. You don't know what that means? You're just assuming if they're back. Yeah. I totally see how that could have slid under the radar and them not be at fault. And now they're like, wait, well. And that's how I do my math a lot of times. I go, okay, well, five doesn't.

Let me just do six. You heard my head do math. I'm like, well, it's easier to divide by this. let's just change it a little bit. I appreciated that. I was going to have to get a calculator. The world of emojis can be difficult, especially if you didn't grow up in them. But the DEA now has a new chart to help parents determine when their kids might be using emojis as a code for drugs. Oh, wow. This is good stuff. Some coding includes red yellow capsules if they put those.

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Buy cookies And it's creative I wouldn't have that. Cough syrup, obviously if grapes combined with a purple heart and a baby bottle, that's like the Zerup. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, the hydrocodone. And then a snowflake or an eight ball. Oh, that's, yeah, the white stuff. Cocaine, that's from Fox 32, Chicago. DEA special agent, Shane Coton says that those emojis in specific order can indicate a drug bills going down and they can now use them at times

to prove that's the case. Wow. Sometimes, like I have done a deal with some players from the University of Arkansas to represent a hoodie, a clothing line that I have coming up. And, you know, they're 20, 21 years old. And I was texting with one of them. I said something. He said, yeah, say less.

And he kept going to say less. Is he going to stop talking to him? Yeah, what does that mean? Well, I had to look it up. It means I understand. Say less? It's like, yeah, say less, say less. That's funny.

Because I understand. And I almost never have to look stuff up. We're getting old, dude. And I said, I thought he was telling me to stop talking. I was like, I'm sorry, I'll stop that. Say less. Like that's their way of saying, like, say no more? I got it.

Well, I don't know. I just looked up, but he said say less. And I went, either he doesn't like me texting him or he, I Google, put it in Google, and it said it means you understand. So say less means you understand. So there you go. 118-year-old sister Andre is now the world's oldest person. She's been crowned the oldest person alive at 118 years and 73 days following the death of the

previous record holder, Kane Tanaka. I don't want this title. That sounds painful. You're next up. Yeah. You got your ticket. You're walking to the line. All right.

That's tough. I don't mind being 118. I just don't want to be the oldest person. But what? Are they really 118? I just... Why wouldn't they be? Why would they lie?

Because it's just so old. I mean, I've... Have you... I guess it depends on if they have records, right? And I think 118 allows there to be some official records. Yeah. I know. I just feel like, whoopsie, they forgot.

And it's about 10 years. off. Or 20. That's from the New York Post. It does happen. There's some kids to play baseball and is like, no, I swear I'm 11. So you're 24. Nope. Proof it. Proof it. Yeah, I'm playing it. Yeah. A male version of the pill is set for human trials. So they want to give men an option for birth control. A male version of the birth control pill appears ready for human trials. The test on mice showed the pill to be 99% effective.

What does it just do, kill the swimmers? You know, when it comes to, what it actually does, yes, in the end. I can't tell you scientifically how it's doing, what it's doing. I don't even know what an Advil does, buddy. So you want me to sit here and tell you what a pill does? I just know, when my head hurts, I take it, and then for some reason, sometimes it feels better.

Yeah, how does the internet work? I don't know, man, I do click, click, click. I type in my little password, and I'm on. So that's from Unilad. And I think what I have tried the pill, and I go, yeah, yeah, I would have. But in reality, I wasn't hooked. I had nothing going on. So why would I have needed to?

But adult men can take it. I mean, grown, like 40, 50. But he doesn't need it now. I'm telling you. Yeah, I just, there's never been a time where I would have needed it because nobody ever wanted to touch. But I would have, if I'd have been like hot. All right, man.

And a man gets two years for using his twins' ID for veteran benefits. And Florida man was sentenced Tuesday to two years in federal prison for using his twin brother stolen identity to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in military veteran benefits. It's not nice. But two years is a lot of time. That's a lot of time. stole a bunch of money, though.

And he stole money. And he stole money. And Bauer. And stolen Bauer. Valor and money. Okay. I just pictured him like parking in the parking spots. Imagine him going to a restaurant and getting a discount like $5 off.

To obtain. Okay. Well, let's. Wayne Bowen, $64. Was sentenced in Jacksonville federal court. He pleaded guilty to aggravated identity theft. He must also pay $63,000 in restitution. They gave him $32,000 in medical service.

HUD gave him $18,000 in housing. The U.S. Department of Agriculture funded him $12,000. bucks nutritional benefits. So, I mean, he was taken. I like the two years. That's from AP News. Good. Those are your big stories.

Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. Over to the phones, this is Cam, who lives in Georgia. He has a question about the relationships of two people on the show. Cam, what's up? Hey, what's up, God? How y'all doing this morning? Doing pretty good.

What can I do for you? Well, I was listening to the show, and I've been thinking this for a while now, But I just, I thought, oh, that's, there's no way that's the truth. Because, you know, in light of your show's slogan, right, a bunch of friends, I was like, nah, they're probably all just jocelyn with each other. But I couldn't help, but especially this morning, I was like, man, I just kept this vibe that Eddie and Lushbops don't really like each other. Okay.

I just get this feeling that there's some animosity in that relationship. And I was wondering, I don't know, maybe some other listeners might think that, too. But, yeah, I thought it would be at least an interesting topic for a discussion on the show. animosity, jealousy. Interesting. His phone's a little muffled there, so we're going to turn you down. But any truth, Eddie, to you and Lunchbox, not getting along at times. I think we have very different personalities.

We have different opinions on things. You do get along. But this is my dude. Like, we're friends, absolutely. Lunchbox? Yeah, we get along. I mean, I think Eddie gets a little bit of jealousy when it comes to me. And so he tries to, like, outshine me.

but he doesn't do a good job of it. And so, but yeah, we get along sometimes, but we're friends. We are friends. Why do you say it like that? We're friends. I mean, we're friends, but you don't always get along the greatest. You have different opinions and different ways of life. What do you feel like Eddie gets most jealous about when it comes to you?

Is that people like me so much. And Eddie wants to be like so bad that he can't, he can't understand why people like me and they don't give him the attention. Man, I want to be like lunchbox. Okay, well, but you two are friends. Everybody, yeah, we're friends. Yeah, we all have close relationships in different ways. We've been together forever.

Amy, how long you and I've been together? Forever, ever, since 2006, do the math, 16 years? You can do that. She just says do the math. Is that right? Yeah, basically. Okay. Do the math, yeah.

So we've been together for a long time. Let's go to Lori in Ohio. We were talking about the Powerball earlier because it's tonight, and you have a better shot at being named a saint than winning the Powerball. Lori, what's happening with you? Hi, good morning. I just wanted to say my husband spent $25 on the pick three a couple months ago. He bought 25 individual tickets.

He just kept going back thinking our daughter's birthday was going to come in, and it did. And he ended up winning 12,500 and didn't have to pay a penny in taxes on that. because it's under a certain amount. Yes, and they brought individual tickets. I know. I think added up into this total income, he'll probably have to pay some in that chunk, though, right? Just not on that specifically.

Claim it or whatever. I'm not the tax guy. Lunchbox, if you want all the money tonight, what would you do with the taxes? Well, I'd have to pay taxes right away. I would take, you know, because they take it out because it's such a large sum of money. But I think hers is, like, she said 25 tickets,

so she won probably a few hundred dollars on each one, so that's not taxable. But even, well, I don't know this is true, by the way. No, it is. But let's say you make $40,000 a year, and then you have this other $13,000 that he won. So now you've made $53,000 total. Is that $53,000 taxed as a one body of...

It will be if they gave you a form at the lottery office. Hopefully you got away with where you could go to the convenience store and cash each one just at the convenience store so there's no record of it. But if he went to the lottery office and got $12,000 and one lump sum, he's going to get taxed at the end of the year. By the way, I don't know if this is true or not what he's saying. No idea.

But anytime you're trying to get away with something, I would say that's not the way to do taxes. Yeah. Anytime you're trying to be like, I didn't get a form. Yeah, you're trying to get away with it. I don't know. All right, take your hands if you're in studio and grab your chair, I grab the seat of it, and hold on tight because someone's about to spill the tea. Let's spill the tea.

In the next segment, someone wants to spill the tea. And it has to do with someone stealing and the person stealing is not lunchbox. Yes! Yeah! Eat that! I'm not the thief around here. Everybody always calls me the thief. No, no, you still can be.

There's not just one thief. Okay. But someone is going to spill the tea on theft. Wow. Okay. Someone is going to get called to the old carpet. Is there a punishment for this thing? Well, you're sure asking a lot of questions.

Maybe you're still. I don't know. Maybe you stole. All right. Well, come back. We will spill the tea next. Introducing the first ever Hyundai Ionic 5. This thing has all the tech you would ever want.

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You've been holding for so long. I want to put you on here. What's going on, buddy? Oh, yeah, how's it going? I was just, well, good morning, Bobby, good morning studio. Morning. I was just wondering the last caller about people not liking each other on the show. What about Lunchbox and Abby? Yeah, what about Lunchbox and Abby? Where does this relationship? What about her? No. That's a question. No. Where does this stand?

Guys, I never disliked Abby. You guys, act like I disliked her. I dislike her singing. That's it. But you were mean to her. Okay. You really like to. I hear she's about to feature on a new song. I even heard the song yesterday. Well, yeah, because you wrote it.

Nope, nope. That's not the one. We're not done with that one. We're not done. There's a song that's going to be coming out soon that she's actually got a feature part on. No. Wow. See, this is what I'm saying.

Like, you can be mean to someone you like when you're, and I'm not mean. I'm honest. It's tough love. It's tough love. People do it with their kids all the time. So you like her. I like Abby. Abby, do you like lunchbox?

Yes, I do. I just don't like her voice. Oh, boy. Okay, when he says stuff like that, okay, thank you. Abby, thank you. Sorry, you had to be brought back into this. It's okay. All right, thank you, Mike.

He likes her just doesn't like her voice. Yeah. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. I'm sorry. Let's do it. Ray, hit that button again. Let's spill the tea.

Let's spill the tea. Someone on the show here is a thief. Everybody grab their seats again because it's about to be a whole. I don't need to grab. Oh, yeah, you're clear. I'm a thief. I'm not a thief. Brace yourselves because the person spilling the tea is Eddie.

Good morning, everybody. Who, not who. What is the person stealing? Money. Our money, guys. Everyone in this studio is money. Everyone's money. Everyone's money.

Okay. Okay. Are you ready? Sure. What does scuba Steve do? Oh, it's a good question. A lot, actually. He is the executive producer of the show.

He sits in the club. classroom. He basically handles everything that's not me talking on air. I mean, he's the guy. He manages his sales. He does sell stuff. Talks with them every day. He puts fires out for me constantly when I say stupid stuff. Content for the show.

Let's stick to sales. I like that, Bones. Because Scuba is the bridge between sales and us, right? He always sends emails like, hey, Bobby, are you good to voice for ED? No, no, Scuba. I don't have a D. Why? Like, Amy, Amy, are you to voice for umbrellas. Sure, I like umbrellas. Okay. Well, that's because we do the commercials. Scuba has the meetings with the salespeople and he tells them, oh, Bobby's your guy. Amy's your girl. Lunchbox is

your guy. I heard scuba on the radio the other day boys and girls doing a commercial. Oh, so you think he stole it from somebody else on the show? Like his job is to be like, oh, yeah, Eddie can totally read for that. But I don't think they say, hey, uh, Scuba, can you read for this? I think Scuba was like, let's not ask these people who they want to do it. I'll do this one. Hey, Scuba, what are you endorsing? So this is a great example as to why Eddie is not the executive producer of the show

because this is a client that has conflicts with everybody in that room. And they also asked for me. They asked for you? Yeah, they asked for me. I've had people ask for me. And I've turned down clients just because I don't have the time for it. This one I was like, okay, I'll do it. It's fine, especially because you guys couldn't fill this particular position

because of all the conflicts you have. Okay. Conflicts like... It sounds shady. No, it's called flex car, and it's about vehicles. Everyone in there is tied to a vehicle, especially in this market. You could not be a part of this. So I took on the position and I'm reading for it.

So you do flex cars? Flex car, yeah. What is it? So flex car is basically, so if you don't own a car or you don't want to own a car, it's a way to essentially borrow a car for a period of time for miles or a week. That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool, yeah. It's big in a lot of cities like San Francisco.

He's convincing us with his endorsement. We're all like, yeah. Wow, that's cool. Use my promo code and you get 100 free miles. What's the promo code? Scuba. Oh, nice. That's a UBA.

Is it a national thing? Is it it? So they're based in Boston and they're trying to expand a lot of markets. Atlanta's one of them, Nashville. Where are you doing the voices? The voice thing. Here in Nashville. And Ray couldn't do it?

No, Ray is tied to Hyundai. Yep. Morgan couldn't do it? Morgan's tied to Jeep. Go ahead. Keep going down the line? I've gone. I got them all.

Try me. Let's bust them. Amy? Amy's tied to Nissan. Eddie? Eddie? He's tied to Jeep and he has a Ford somewhere. Lunchbox?

Lunchbox is tied to Toyota. Ram. Wow. And you're Hyundai. Oh, wow. Okay. What do we do here, guys? Hold on.

Abby. Abby's not part of the equation. Oh, why are you part of the equation? They didn't ask her. They didn't ask about her. Her voice. It was, and it's her voice. They didn't want to hear her voice either.

They didn't. Okay. Then do we feel like scuba just actually did it because he? Had to. Yeah, and there's been things that were thrown away for the last two and a half years that I passed on

because it's not right for me to take it. It's not like I'm doing this weekly. This is the one time in two plus years. So you had enough of that. I feel like Eddie brought the tea and Scuba dumped it on Eddie. I mean, dang. We were supposed to sip it, but he dumped it on my head.

Well, that's not really how it's spelled the tea supposed to work. No, it's not. It proves through facts that you're wrong. Yeah, I kind of assumed something. Did you know that was it? Scoba, what he was going to do? I had a feeling based on the teas and everything.

and what I knew was going to happen today. So yeah. What other commercials have you stolen from us? That's it. That's the only one. Yeah. So you did. Aha! What I stole? Oh, that's my case. Uh-huh.

Well, that was more interesting than I thought. I thought maybe someone was stealing paper or pins or... No. That's stealing. Not from anybody here. Who cares? It's company. No, but that's the thing. We should care. Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course I did.

Paper clips. You know he's really good at... Scuba's really good at Spoobage. And Ray's really good at thoughts. Yeah, Ray's really great at them. Ray just lost one recently. But other than that, all good. Well, he lost it because of his addiction.

Can you mention it again, Ray? You care? Yeah, that's fine with that. I don't care. Ray went to, because Ray might have a bit of a gambling problem, and he talked about it on the air. And we always talk about you should get help if you have a gambling problem. I'm a big advocate of that.

And Ray went and then the gambling company dropped. Yeah. Because he sought milk. Well, no, because. he said he had a bit of a problem. Right. If he can't have someone like that. If he had went to help and they said, no, you're great. And he talked about it. That'd have been perfect. But he said it was mild, that the therapist said he was cleared, cleared to gamble. He wasn't cleared. There's no such thing as cleared to gamble. That's not a diagnosis.

He said at times it gets like moderately an issue. Okay. Mild and moderate. I mean. I don't think you ever walk out. I was like, no, you're good to go. Hey, go twice as hard, buddy. Here's a hundred. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's a little behind the scenes here the show. Scova, good job, buddy. We like it. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Want better skin from your body wash? Try Ole Body Wash with skincare super ingredient collagen. Olegal Body Wash hydrates for healthier looking skin in just 14 days. From dry and dull to firm and radiant. With Ole Body, you feel fearless

in your skin. This story comes us from Boston, Massachusetts. A 53-year-old woman was so excited. She decided I'm going to learn how to drive. Gets her learner's permit and a family member is like, all right, I'll let you drive my car. Where is somewhere you can't hit anybody? We'll go driving the parking

lot of the cemetery. Oh, oh, the cemetery. Okay, just the parking lot, though. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So it wasn't about the cemetery as much as it was. There just happened to be a parking lot at the cemetery. Yes, where there wouldn't be people. Did the same thing, right? Not the cemetery, but a parking lot. Yeah, so 53-year-old woman loses control of the car

crashes through eight gravestone. Oh. Eight? So now she's haunted. That's the other part of this. Yes, and so they don't know if she's going to have to pay for the headstones or how they're going to handle that. What if you're the family of somebody who... I mean, headstones are not cheap.

Well, even then, you may feel like your loved one's been dripped. Yeah, no, I mean, I get it all around. It's just not good. So nothing happened to her. No charges were filed, but she doesn't know if she's going to drive again. Or if she'll be haunted again. Yeah, she's going to be haunted by a lot of spirits. All right.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. There's a guy back in 1988. He bought a whole, like, barrel of really nice whiskey. And I'm assuming whiskey comes in barrels if you buy a lot of it. All I see it is at the grocery store or the liquor store. But apparently you can buy a lot of it. And he spent $6,300 on this big old 100-gallon barrel.

Cool. Right. And it's a fancy whiskey, obviously, $6,300. And he forgot about it. Again, it just sat in storage. And somebody's like, hey, you know this is pretty good stuff. And he's like, I remember I bought $6,000 on it. He then put it up for auction and $1.2 million.

What? Wow. He's going to make over a million bucks on it. How long was it in storage? 88 to now, 88, 2008, 2008, 2008, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 18, 18, 14. Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's why. But 34 years is not 100. And also for 1.2 million?

That's a lot of money. That's crazy. The previous record for this much whiskey being sold was in 2021 for $560,000. That stuff, you better drink it. It better make all your Pee's tingles, you know? Even if you only have one, you need all of them to tingle for that kind of money. Do you even drink it or do you just have it? Well, because if you drink it, that's money gone. Yeah. So do you just have it as like an investment and you keep selling it years? But at some point, is it going to go bad or it's always good? No, I think it's always good. It's aged. Wild. I don't know. Who tests?

that out. Okay, but aging for what? If you never drink it, is it truly aging? I don't know. They could tap it open and charge per cup, make their money back. Okay. Start a little business with a barrel. Okay. It's like a keg party. All right, five bucks a cup, guys. But this is like $25,000 a cup. All right, guys. So I saw that and just blown away at how much. I did see a watch that was sold by Sotheby's, the auction house, for 7.7 million yesterday. It was like a watch from like the 40s. Oh. And it was a watch.

But it looks old school, but I don't know. It's like gold, diamonds. There's just things that I don't understand because I'm just not educated in them. But it sold for almost $8 million a watch. Would you ever wear that? No. Or do you, right. I would think it's on display.

Yeah, sure. But like the whiskey. If it doesn't tell time, is it even a watch? Yeah. Ooh. Good point, Ron. I'm full soap crates today. All right, that's what's up.

Thank you guys. Have a great day. We'll see you on Thursday. Bye, everybody. Babby bones. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,

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