The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Full) The Show Competes in Blind Disney Karaoke! + Did We Win The Lottery?? Lunchbox Reveals It!

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

We put 10 Disney songs on the wheel. Whatever song it lands on, the person has to perform the song but with NO LYRICS! We crown a winner of the game, and they win some cash for Blind Disney Karaoke. We get a big update from Lunchbox on whether we won in the lottery or not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's rosé, though, specifically? I know it's an alcoholic beverage, but it's like a wine or a broset? It's like a bubbly, more of like, it's like a bubbly wine. I don't know if it's in the champagne category, and it's like a rose color, rose color. So if you want a spicy rosé, people are ordering a rosé and then asking for a jalapeno to be put in it. Oh. Oh. And then you put a couple ice cubes in it as well.

That might be good. You know, and maybe it doesn't sound good, but sometimes things that don't sound good at all are actually great. For example, there's something called a piccadilly, which I remember they sold them near my house when I was in Texas. And they were like, get a piccadilly and have a pickle and a snow cone. And I was like, that's disgusting. And then Eddie's like, no, it's pretty good. And I was like, a pickle snow cone. He's like, where you get a flavor and then there's pickle in it as well.

I was like, you're out of your mind. And then that like chili powder too, right? Oh, yeah. They put it on top. And so I stopped by one day and I got a strawberry piccadilly. And I was like, all right, let me just take a bite and vomit. Let's get this over with. I took a bite.

I was in love. I stopped by like every day for 13 or 14 days. I had one every day. Put on like four pounds and I stopped eating the piccadillies. but it was awesome. So you just never know. All right, so Amy's here and she's got our question of the day. Amy, what do we have here?

Well, the question of the day is, is it okay to share a lufa with your significant other? That's interesting. If you were to use a lufa, would you share it? If you have them hanging in the shower and it's convenient, are you down with using it if need be? I'm not down with sharing a toothbrush. I don't like that.

So I don't think it's toothbrush. powerful, like super, I don't think it's not there. Okay. Wow, you're considering it. Yeah, would I share a wash cloth? Now there we go. Or as we call them a wash rag. Right.

So, yeah, lufa wash rag, whatever. Yeah. You would? Yeah. Now, my wife has like a lufa glove that hangs on the showerhead, and I don't use it. So I don't, but I don't think that I would hold from it if I wanted to. Because it gets cleaned.

I'm trying to picture her walking in and you're taking a shower with her glove on and being like, hey. Scratch my, like rubbing my back with it. Yeah, I just have no problem with it. But again, it gets cleaned every time you shower, doesn't it? You would think. But then when I, this is a topic that came up with some friends and I, and I was shocked that some of my friends were okay with it because I would not be. You were shocked that were okay?

Like, I'm okay with it. Yeah, I'm a little shocked you're okay with that. I haven't done it, but I just, I think I would. Like, no, I don't like the idea of it. So then I just Googled, it got me curious how often you, you should switch out a lufa, and the internet said three to four weeks. Is that a lot? I have had the same lufa for a couple months now.

We'll call you Lunchbox Jr. then. I didn't know that. So now I'm like, I just, that's a PSA for people out there if you have a lufa. So if you had a lufa and I wanted to use it. No. No, no, hold on a second. Okay. So, okay, let's say I had a lufa and you wanted to use it. If I went and put it in the washing machine and washed it, then would use it.

Yeah. So if I put it in hot water and soap, you would use it. So what's the difference in hot water and soap in the shower? Boom, he let her right to it. That was great. That was great. Great question. But there has to be a reason that bacteria or something is growing on it,

because why would they want you to change it out every four weeks? Or maybe that study was put out by the loophole. That's right. That's exactly. And they want to sell more loophers. I'm just saying if you're okay with it being washed, you should be okay with it being hot watered and soaked in the shower. Okay.

Well, you're going to have to convince me that you wrung it out and soaked it and got it all kinds of teen. Exactly. Exactly. Right. I mean. I'm okay with it. lunchbox? Oh, I'd use it no matter.

I mean, use the same bar of soap. Why wouldn't you use the luf? It's the same thing. No, if I use the bar of soap, I like rinse it under the water for a full minute before I ever let anything from it touch my body. We've always used the same washcloth.

So to me, same thing. What? Yeah, share away. I mean, come on, we're married. We do everything together. You can't make like we're gross when you change your out every three years. I just learned that, though.

I had no idea. Morgan? I mean, I don't have a problem with it, but I also don't have a significant other. But if you did, I wouldn't have a problem with it. It gets cleaned every shower. So you're going to scrub under your arms and then hang it back up on the thing and then I'm going to scrub my body with it. I'm not going to scrub and just go.

Scrub, leave. You rinse. I'm going to clean it, rinse it. It has soap on it. It's literally getting washed as it's washing you. Wow, y'all are just like my other friends. It gets washed as it washes you. That's a good slogan.

All right. Well, there's a good question of the day. You're in the minority here for sure. Wow. Wow. All right, let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag, yeah.

Hello, Mr. Bones. I need advice on how to ask my in-laws to stop buying my two-and-a-half-year-old daughter things. They watch her once a week. They always buy her new clothes, toys, and other things. They don't tell me they bother these things. She just comes home with them. That makes me feel like I cannot provide for my own child,

especially when I send her with three outfits and then she still comes home with new clothes. My husband doesn't want any confrontation. Grandparents are supposed to spoil children. But if it's continuously making me feel bad, I feel like I have to say something. I don't want my daughter to expect gifts from her grandparents every time she sees them.

Advice, please. Signed. Minimalist mom. Amy? I wish I could ask her, why does it make you feel like a bad parent? Well, she said it here. I know. She said because... Because she can't provide.

Yes. But I don't know that that equal. that that's a story she's telling herself the grandparents probably just genuinely want to buy the kids stuff but what i would have to do if this bothered me is doesn't have to be confrontational but you can still say something and then hopefully they will respect you yeah she says that makes me feel like i cannot provide for my own child this yeah minimal's mom this is a you thing yeah her feelings are allowed but i would tap into maybe this is a you thing that you could work through and eventually not feel that way because honestly that sounds pretty awesome to me.

Eddie, I'm going to offer a different angle here because I went through this and I could provide. But the fact that my parents spoiled our first child so, so, so much that now that my parents live in Texas and we're in Tennessee, my kid still lives life. Like, why can't I just get that? Like, you know, me mom, Pompo always got me this. Like, I could, it really damaged my kid to where we said, hey, that's not real. life. I know they love you and they want to spoil you. And I talk to my parents over and over about it,

but they're like, hey, we didn't get to do this with you guys. So we want to spoil our grandchildren. Let us do that. I'm like, no, you would never allow that to, you would never allow their parents do that to us when we were kids. And when I said that, they're like, yeah, you're right. Like, we didn't really allow our parents to do that with you guys. And it's like, yeah, so don't do that to us, because it makes it real hard to parent. So as grandparents, if they're listening, I know you want to spoil your kids. But that makes it real hard to raise your kids. and make them realize that, hey, you just don't get whatever you want just because you have loving grandparents.

Wait, is there some spoiling that can be done? A little bit, but, dude, my parents would take him to the store and say, get whatever you want. And my kid would be, like, load up the basket. And I'd be like, you can't do that. You're teaching them the wrong message here. Your parents never did that with you? No, my parents never let my grandparents do that to me. But your parents also didn't do that with you.

No. So, then why don't you tell your parents, hey, why don't you do that to me now? That's what I would say. You find them all crap? Spoil me today. Spread the spoil, baby? Dang, I didn't think about that. Yeah, it's like, you can spoil, but you got to cut me in on this.

But once I had that conversation with my parents, they're just like, all right, you know what, you're the parent. Well, you're right. If you don't want that for your child, you're in control. Do you allow them to spoil? Because you have four kids, not spoil them at all because they don't get to see them that often. So when they do? Well, it's different now with four kids because they buy one, they've got to buy the other three. So they're more careful about how they spoil.

So your advice is. Yeah, just, she's right. Like, just have the conversation with the in-laws and say, hey, look, we really want to send a certain message to our kid, and it's not spoiling them. So please stop spoiling them. But that's not her concern. Her concern in the email isn't about being spoiled. It's about her not. I don't want my daughter to expect gifts from her grandparents every time she sees them.

That's spoiling. That's spoiling. Okay, sorry. I didn't hear it that way. So this is what I would do as someone with no kids. Let me weigh in here. I think as grandparents, though, and I know me even as an uncle or. Like, I've been told before, I don't spend that much money on that.

Do a little less. I think you could have the conversation. I know what you guys want to do. You want to buy them a thing. Get them one thing. Yeah, one thing. Because they want to do something because they don't get to see them that often. So I think a little bit of spoiling is okay.

This goes down to her being super self-conscious that they think she's poor. Yeah. And she can't do it herself. And they want to buy everything. And you can have kids like Eddie. That's a compliment. Except for that one story. Except for that one.

Yeah, except for that one. I think some spoiling's fine, but you just got to put a limit on it. Sounds like a boundary issue as well. So there you go. Well, we just fixed it. To everybody in America, congratulations. We just fixed the problem. That was easy.

That's easy. Our heads combined. We got it. Minimalist mom, thank you. Just have a little talk. Say, thank you for spoiling kids. Just tail it back a little bit. Just peel some of that off a new.

One outfit instead of three. All right. Thank you. That's the mail bag. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about the clothes, Bobby's mail bag. At lunchbox, what's happening with your kids? They're fighting every single night and it's because of you.

You're causing fights between my two-year-old, my three-year-old, because you gave us one copy of your book, and every night at bed they fight over who's going to get to go sleep with it. Why don't you just go and buy one from the store for $15? Like, you go to the bookstore near your house. That's a good idea. Well, yeah, I could do that, but since I knew the author, I thought, you know, hey, Bobby, could you give me a huge favor

and, like, send me an extra book? Because every night I don't feel like dealing with, I get the buck! I want the book! I want the book! How many nights has that happened? Like four or five nights in a row. It's not worth 15 bucks to just put that out. Well, it is. Well, I mean, I thought I would ask you first. I thought, you know, if you heard them, you know, fighting over it and you would feel my pain of what I'm dealing with and that you would say, oh, you know what, here's a book. You can have a book. I don't care about that. Yes. But I would just think you could have stopped it four nights ago by going to the store and paying 15, 18 bucks, whatever it is for the Stanley book, you know? Yeah, I could have, but I really thought, you know, it would be better if I asked you, like, so you knew that the kids really liked your book. And, I mean, $15 in my pocket is a lot better than $15 in the store's pocket.

Okay, but, okay, also, Bobby has mentioned multiple times that all proceeds from the book are going to a dog rescue group. That's true, too. And it helps Bobby's numbers, which helps him, like, not monetarily, but his book sales. True. And you could have bought the book and then brought him the same story of, like, it's still a way for Bobby to good. Like, hey, my kids were fighting over the book that I had to go buy your book. That's a, better story. Yeah, and it makes me feel better. Like, I went and bought it. Yeah. Well, if it makes you feel better, then I'll spend $15 on dog treats for my dog.

What? That makes no sense. We said there was like a dog charity involved, so I'll give my dog some extra bones. Like Bobby Bones, you get it, bones, and I'll give my dog some bones, $15, and then I won't have to hear my kids fighting over and over and over again. Here's what I want you to do with that 15 bucks. You go and you get some lottery tickets. I like that. Why is he rewarding himself now?

You know he deserves. He's been working hard. Yeah, I mean, have you, do you know what two kids fighting over a book sounds like? Oh, do you have audio? Oh, I got it. Oh, I didn't know he brought audio. Okay. That's why you set it up this way.

Two of Lunchbox's kids fighting over my kids' book. Go ahead. Whose turn is it to sleep with this book tonight? I want it. Why do you want it? What about you? What about you? I'm going to do it.

I'm reading it. So who gets the book? the book. I got it. Did you want it? Yeah. I feel like there was a there was a terrible site.

There was a terrible site back in the day called bum fights. It would go and they would take homeless people and they would pay them to fight each other and they'd record it. Oh, that's awful. Yes, terrible site. I feel like this is a version of that.

He made his own kids fight so he could record it and bring it into the studio. Do you want it? And then he takes it away, gives it to the other one? What in the world did I just listen to? What is happening? That's what goes on at my house. No, this one goes on because you recorded it and set it up.

Yeah, that was not organic. Oh, my gosh. No, no. No, it's, no. It happens organically. But I wanted to show you how it happened, so I had to start rolling. Okay, well, you can have another book, all right? Yes, thank you.

No need to record your kids fighting and crying. Oh, man. Get him, get him. What do you want to know? How do you feel about that? By the way, if you guys want... What in the world? If you want your kids not to fight,

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It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home. It's something good. All you people that drive a car, you know, gas prices are high, high, high. It's getting hard to drive. Well, Ray Walter of Orange County, California, want to do something to help. He was like, man, I'm going to start buying gas for one person a week and filling up their

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I like that, but man, when I heard five people, $500. First I was like, wow, we're driving a big old, you don't have to even drive a big old truck anymore for $500. Good for him and good for the folks that are jumping into help out as well. See, that's a great story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Lunchbox has been riding his bike to work a couple times a week. Yes.

Save good gas money. Oh, great gas money. I mean, I get the breeze in my hair, got the helmet on, I get a little sweaty, a little workout before I get to work. It's great. No accidents. Well, I had my first, why am I doing this moment the other day when I was leaving work? So I'm driving. What do you mean?

Well, like, oh, like, why I'm riding my bike to work? Yeah, well, I'm riding my bike to work because the car tried to take me out. I was driving It's like a north-south road And I'm heading south And this dumb lady Is looking at her phone Pulling out of the parking lot

She goes to take a left And I have to yell Hey! And I swerved to the right Jump off my bike And dive into the grass He made a junk for it Because I mean she was going to hit me right

On my left side She was going to hit me Quick thinking So you just dove into the grass Anybody see you? No one saw me She didn't Oh she throws

her hands up and then, you know, sorry and keeps on driving, but it's like, and I was like, you idiot. And I was so mad. But it was just like, and I sat there and I got my water bottle off my bike and I sat there for like five minutes going, because she almost hit you. Because she almost hit me. And it was my first moment of like, is this the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life as riding my bike to work? Or was she stupid for being on her phone while she's driving down the road? Well, yes, that was it. Because she was pulling out of a parking lot and so I could see her looking down on her phone because I was watching her because As a cyclist, you have to be hyper aware.

You do have to be hyper aware. You do have to be motorcycle too. Yes. And so I could see her going, going, and she's looking and she never looks up and starts to take a left. And I'm like, whoa! If you hadn't seen her. Oh, she'd hit me. No doubt.

Wow. What do you get the money you could have made from that, buddy? If he was still alive. I mean. It's a risk he got to take. Let's be real. I think I still would have been alive because she was just pulling out of a parking lot. But I think I probably went out of broken leg because she would have hit my left side.

I'm glad you didn't get hit, but if you have to jump off your bike. Yeah, I dove into the grass, and I was just like, who. Luckily, it wasn't the pavement you had to dive on. That's a great. But I would, hey, if I had to dive, I had to dive. It didn't matter, pavement or whatever. You think you've saved a bunch of money, I guess? I do believe I have.

I mean, it really, I mean, my car, I haven't filled up my car in three weeks. Oh, that's amazing. I'm surprised that's your only near miss with all the cars around. Yes. So far. I mean, it's still early in my cyclist career. When do you think it gets too cold to cycle? Or does it not?

I don't think it does because the colder it is, the better it feels. Like when it's 95 degrees outside, it's like, oh my God, and you're dripping sweat. When it's like 50, it's like, this is beautiful. Any listeners ever drive up beside you? Go lunchbox. No, not yet. And that's what I'm waiting for because when I'm stopping to the stoplight. You're waiting on that?

I'm surprised. You're so famous. Well, because I have a helmet on. People aren't expecting to see such a celebrity on a bike. And so I sit at a stoplight. And, you know, there's cars on both side of me or behind me. And, I mean, I can't wait for the one time. I'm like, oh, great.

They're going to roll down the road. What up, let's watch. Hey, can I get a picture? Let me take my helmet off. But this hasn't happened. You're annoyed at a situation that hasn't happened. I know, but I imagine that they probably see me and they're like, oh, I don't want to interrupt this bike riding.

Oh, so it would have happened. Yes, but please, people, stay off your phones, a cyclist. I mean, our lives are very valuable and we need you to pay attention. You respect them more, don't you? I do. Like, it's so scary. Like, it's like, guys, just put your phones down. Please, it's not that important.

Like, you're in the parking lot looking at your phone. So why not just sit in the parking lot and finish looking at your phone? That's true. You know, what's tricky is maps. Maps. I agree. Because I don't text and drive. I will send a text or a tweet if I'm at a stop light or read a tweet.

And I get a lot of these, uh-uh, little horn honogs. And that's okay. But sometimes I have to have my phone up and I'm looking at as I'm going because of a map. And that'll get you. Maybe she was looking at a map on how to get to the orphanage. She adopted a kid or something. Oh. Now you feel guilty, don't know.

I'm kidding. All right, well, glad you're safe. Yes, I'm okay. Hey, but no scrapes, no bruises. Good to go, and I'll be riding my bike home today. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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What do you think is in a hot dog? Well, the ones that aren't 100% all beef are just ground, up parts from the animal, from the pig or the whatever. I don't mind it. I never know anyway, really what meat I'm getting. You know, put a little A1 on it, chef's kiss. Yeah. But mostly hot dogs are water.

That's the simple ingredient that makes up half a hot dogs. Really? It's almost 50% water. Well, I love a hot dog. I don't have a lot of them. I used to eat cold hot dogs constantly. Just go to the fridge, get them cheap. Just grab the wiener and eat.

Man. Really? It did not taste good, but I had them at a time of my life that I go back to. It was very, like, my early years of college when I was really struggling. But, like, I have the greatest, like, feeling in my heart about those times when I was struggling hard, when the whole world is my oyster. And I'd get those cold hot dogs and be like, oh, I've got to grab something to go to work. I'd take a couple hot dogs, eat them in the car on the way to work. No bun, no heat.

Yeah, exactly. That's how they were. It tasted like that. But, man, love the good times roll, I'd say. And I drive an hour and a half to work every day. Dang. Speaking of eating, is there anything in a restaurant? You go and you're like, I'm just not going to eat that because I don't eat that.

Not, I used to be that way. There's a lot of things I didn't eat. But now I'll pretty much eat just about anything. I won't eat an octopus. It doesn't matter if we'll go to seafood places and they'll be like, I will not touch octopus for any reason whatsoever. Mostly because I watch that documentary on Netflix called the octopus buddy. What's it called my octopus teacher? To me and my octopus buddy. It's a great, great documentary. The guys, it's weird. It's weird, but you learn a lot about this octopus. And then you learn how similar we are to them and how they think. they have similar thinking. They can do multi-level type. It's just octopus are so smart, so I can't eat it. What about Calamari? I guess it's a squid. They're dumb. They're dumb. So you can't

squid or dumb. I don't even think. Scientists say that humans and octopus brains share some genes that are believed to be connected to learning and memory. So another story about how smart these octopuses are or octopies are. I prefer octopi, but it could be octopuses, huh? I feel like we looked this up before it's octopuses. Yeah, I'd rather say octopi, I think. Scientists say the discovery gives them way to study how intelligence evolves. The results were an intentional collaboration between 20 researchers. They did it all together and they're like, hey guys, octopuses are smart.

They're so smart. Like this guy would go, if you haven't seen this documentary, he's nutty because he'd go hang out with the octopus every day and his wife had to be like, really? Hang out with me. Every day he wouldn't search for this octopus. And they became like buds. It's crazy, huh? It's so good.

Like when Bobby talked about it, I was like, this is so stupid. And you watch it, and you're like, this is fascinating. I cannot believe I'm so invested in a guy and an octopus

every single day. It almost was a weird love story. You're like, are they going to do it? What? You don't think that. A little bit, because the music would be like

slow and sensual. What? 100%. Yeah, I'm like, is he going to go and just cross the line? What?

Would you have been like, okay, I did not expect this? It just depends about that the love is true or not. But he did. He didn't. That's not a spoiler. He didn't.

But sometimes when they play slow music and you go like... Yes, and you're like, what is going on? And when I tried to recommend it to my brother, that's why he won't watch. He was like, I don't want to watch some love relationship between a guy and an octopus. That's too weird. Hey, does he kiss it? No. Okay.

But if he did, it'd be like him kissing a, like your dog. Yeah. Like you're like... It is fantastic. But it's a great documentary. It is a great documentary. And because of that, I will not eat an octopus at a restaurant. Okay.

Good point. Yeah. I guess... I won't eat a dog. Well, that doesn't serve a dog. I'm proud of you, buddy. Way to stand for something. In America, at least.

I will not order that dog. Here's a voicemail from Brianna in San Antonio. Hi, Bobby. I just wanted to tell you this cool thing that happened to me this week. When my boyfriend proposed, I happen to know that you and Caitlin's song is Neon Moon. And when my boyfriend proposed to me this weekend, it was the next song to play. I just thought that was fun. Love the show.

Well, great. I love it. Neon Moon, one of our chapters of music. I think our song, if we really had to pick one, is probably Jake Owen made for you. We walked down the aisle to that song or she did. I always thought I should have walked down the aisle, looking back. No, you wait at the front. Yeah.

Yeah, but even pre-wedding, I was like, I should have walked down the aisle. We really get shafted as dudes. I want to have my moment. But so this was our song, right? And so that's probably number one. I think number two is probably Brooks and Dunn, Neon, Neon Moon. Not a romantic song, by the way. We knew that.

It was just, it would come on all the time when we first started dating. Because I would listen to like the 90s IHeart channel, or it would just randomly show up. And she knows every lyric to every song, so it just became part of our, like when I hear it, I think of us, the early dating part of it. And then Ronnie Dunn sang at the wedding, which was awesome, which kind of cemented that. But when I think back as musical chapters, like Duolipa, don't start now, which is this one. This was way early. Dating? Yes, way, way early.

When I think of this, I think about her because we'd always do the drum part together, it goes, doodoo-ch-to-do-do-do. But, I mean, she wasn't even living here yet. She was living in California. So Doa-Lipa, Jake Owen, Brooks and Dunn. But the chapter now, as far as, like, music, is Ben Rector. and so we listen to this album all the time, but this is a song called Hanging Out. So this song's like,

I've been kind of hanging out, doing things you don't write songs about. Like, live in normal life, and she's always like, this is what we're trying to do with you. Like, just live a normal life. Everything doesn't have to be for content or for the radio show.

She's just trying to have you relax and live a normal life. And we got into a pretty good spot, but we listen to this record all the time. And so, I would say that's kind of our, our musical chapters. But Mount Rushmore of songs, that's it. Jake Owen made for you, Neon Moon, Dua Lepa, and Ben Rector. Quite a dinner party, by the way.

It's all very different. And they're all alive. Yeah. Which is good. Eddie, what's you in your wife's song, one song? Do you have one? Gosh. I mean, we've had so many through the years, but I would go with you two.

And it is called. Oh, it says album cut? Yeah, it's like an album cut. Pass. Boring. We don't know it, though. We don't know it. We can't sing along.

All I want is you, I think. With or without you. Okay, hey, you know what? For the sake of this thing, we'll do. Yes. With the without you. Dang, that's good. Amy, what's your, you guys a song?

I mean, a lot of it's Texas country, for sure, because that's what we listen to a lot of, especially in our early days. So I'll just say Pat Green crazy because that's... Sing that one. I'm crazy. If I am truly crazy. You know, I know I like my life that way.

And if I'm really going on out of my mind, won't you hop on board and make your get away? Yeah, something like that. It's been a minute. Sounds familiar. I don't ever really know all the words of songs. I just sing along. But it's, yes, that's the gist. If I am truly crazy.

You know I like my life that away. And if I'm really going on out of my mind, won't you hop on. And make you are good. Oh, you know it, most? Yeah, of course. He does not. But that's basically it. It's like they're crazy in love.

Lunchbox? You and your wife, you have a song? Yeah, one she always likes is tonight's going to be a good, good night. I don't know the news. Like IPs? Yeah. I don't know why. That's interesting.

That's what she. That's a jam. Tonight's going to be a good night. Because tonight's going to be a good good night. Mazel Toff. Dda-da-da-da-da. And no. Yeah, she loves that song.

Interesting that's you guys a song. That's, well, I mean, I don't really have a song that I would pick, but whenever we'd go out. Pick one. Pick one. You and her. What song remind you and your wife? Smack that. Okay, we knew that was coming. I mean, that's the go-to. Well, I mean, we got three kids. I knew he was going to say that song.

Three kids. Ray, you and Bay have a song? Yeah, it's got to be anytime Lizzo comes on. So, I mean, the newest one about damn time. But that can't be your song forever. It's always the newest one for him. When she goes crazy to a Lizzo song and I'm like, oh my gosh, here we go, let's sing it together. So Lizzo's like your artist. Yes, I would say. But your song?

I mean, what was one of the first ones she did? Thank you. It's this one probably to Amy's right here. No, that's different. That's not it. That's not the first one. It's like, why I'm big, there you got to got a big, right? That's what it is then.

Thank you. Ray has nine songs. Also, I just lyric check myself and nailed it. I don't think you did. Even if your lyric checked it. If we listen back, I think there's a lot of... At the beginning, I was a little... But eventually I got there.

A chorus is right. All right. Well, thank you for that voicemail. You guys can leave us voicemails at any time. 877-Bobby. And then also congratulations, Brianna, on your proposal. That's pretty good. I mean, aside from the Brooks and Dunn song,

you got proposed to. That's pretty cool. It's a voicemail from Carrie in North Carolina. I am thinking about lunchbox's house and how he has restoration companies there, and he's waiting on them to come do something about it. We do subcontracting work for restration companies like that all the time, and I want to prepare you for the long journey ahead of you.

There's always missteps, and it's two more weeks, two more weeks, two more weeks. You will be dealing with it forever. So good luck, bud. That's encouraging. Oh, man, thanks for the good news, man. That was a positive call. We had a barn in our backyard we've been working on forever. It's supposed to take like two months to have that thing done.

It took a year. Okay. A year. You're not helping, bones. I think you're not, like, I think you're going to give me something like a spin on the positive, like tell me something good. Well, they did finish it. Eventually. But it took a year.

Gosh. Yeah, sorry about that. Any update? No, just trying to find something to come fix it. Just holes in the roof. There's holes in the roof. And there's insulation just hanging down. Like, duck, oh, don't hit your head on the insulation.

Oh, dang. Nobody can, like, temporary roof it or something? Well, we got, we have tarps over the holes. That ain't temporary roofing. I don't know. You can come. I can come over and put some duct tape on that thing. Yeah, I roll up there with you, too.

Cardboard or something. Something. One storm and we're... Oh, yeah, a big storm. You're done. I know. I don't want to think about it. Hey, you're done.

But we need to think about it. We're just getting worse and worse for them. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Average life expectancy right now is 78 and a half. That's all? Yeah, that's all. That's the average. How old do you want to live till?

I want to live forever. 100? Oh, wow. Yeah, I want to be the person that jumps out of the airplane at 100 or throws the first pitch at 110. Yeah. Yeah, or runs a marathon at 130. Oh, man, awesome. I didn't know you're going to say 100, but lucky for you. I have the keys to living to 100 years old, according to experts.

Whiskey and cigarettes every Tuesday. No, but I did find an article of one woman who's 107, and she said the key to her longevity has been living alone and never getting married. The key to anyone living a long time is genetics. Yeah, especially 107. I mean, come on. Okay, so what are the keys here? All right. Exercise daily.

This shows to keep your body functioning as it's designed to do. Five days a week. Nobody goes seven. Even nobody goes seven. That's unhealthy, but yes. Eat balanced and nutritious foods that, you know, feed your organs and your body and are healthy for your brain, especially after 50 years old.

Okay, I'm good for a while. Then I'll laughy-tappies. Good. I got a few more years. This one worries me for you. Okay. Get more than seven hours of sleep every night. Yeah, that's brutal.

I try now, but man, I've, and I'm in an unhealthy little span right now. Sometimes I get two or three, and it's not even because I'm doing anything crazy. I just wake up and I'm up. I can't go back to sleep. So, yeah, I'll probably die tomorrow if that's case. It says here, poor sleep starts to affect your vision,

blood flow, and just overall positive mojo. And then this one, this is where I told you about forest bathing where you go sit with the trees, but it says here you've got to get outdoors daily. Fresh air and not being cooped up inside all day affects all your senses. That's overrated. I like good Wi-Fi. on there? Okay, you're definitely not making

a choice. So a couple is kind of being trolled online because they spend date nights door dashing together. It's their way... Like working? Yeah. They, instead of spending money on their date, they make money on their date. That sounds fun. That's great. And you've got to work. You got to pay the bills.

That's exactly right. I thought, I thought, why are people hating on them finding ways to hang out together and doing something they enjoy and they go to different restaurants, pick up food, deliver it to people's houses, but they get to be together the entire time. I bet they don't enjoy. they'd probably rather do other things, but they can probably spend time together while they got to pay the bills.

Like they probably find it fun to be together while they're doing something that's not the most fun. And they probably just shared it as something they do together. I was like, hey, we do this. Not because we want to do it, but because we want to spend time together and somebody's got to work and pay the bills. And then, of course, they got haters.

But I was wondering, what if you ever positioned to Caitlin? I mean, I get it. If you needed to pay the bills, fine. But say you had a work thing, and you're like, Caitlin, date night. No, no. She wouldn't like that.

Never. No chance. All right, if you want to sleep on Dolly Pardons' former tour bus, you can head on over to Dollywood and do that. You just need to give them $10,000 for two nights. It's that much? Yes. Now, a portion of the proceeds are going to be donated to the Dollywood Foundation.

That doesn't make sense. Even like super fancy hotels are not that. Well, but here's the twist. I mean, you get two people. Does Dolly show up? Two people can sleep on the tour best, which her tour bus is. is amazing. She has a bathtub on there. Yeah,

I've been a lot of tour buses. We've used them. I don't care. Even the nicest tour buses, I'd rather be in a hotel. It's still a tour bus. Okay. Well, that sleeps two guests, and then your reservation comes with an additional dream more room at Dollywood that sleeps four. But still $10,000 is a lot of money. That's crazy. $5,000 a night for a tour bus.

If you want to live out this dream, dollywood.com. That's not a dream. Didn't we sleep on... She would need to show up. Zepplins? No, no. Whose was it? Definitely not stuff ones. Doobie brothers.

It was one of the, it was a sweet home Alabama guys. Leonard Skitter. Remember we rented their bus for one trip? I don't. You don't? I mean, it'll have been like two founding members. We've had everybody's bus over the years. We've just been, we've got to get a bus.

Who do we have? Maybe it was a false story. Okay. I made me. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Day out of something good.

For over a decade, Johnny Mayhound, his wife, Monica have been encouraging all their neighbors to do wellness checks on elderly residents in their East Cleveland apartment complex. So they make sure that their older neighbors have proper hydration and supplies and make sure their air conditioners are also working. And he does this with his own time and his own money. And he goes around, knocks on doors, knows where they live and goes, hey, do you care if I check your AC to make sure it's working? And so now Northern Ohio is in the midst of a heat wave. And so he's also going to other folks in the apartment complex. Like, hey, if you don't mind and you see someone walking around,

if they're a bit elderly, can you just check in on them? And be like, hey, is it working? Do you have water? Because of this, four or five, six people have been saved in the last couple of years depending on who you talk to. According to Johnny, he doesn't brag on himself. But some of the people that work at the apartment complex are like there have been multiple older folks that have been saved because of his efforts to make sure

they're taking care of before anything even breaks. So a big shout out to Johnny. They call him Johnny Cowboy Mayhew and his wife, Monica. You guys are doing it. what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to Amy and get in The Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.

Where to Ghost's vacation in the summer? Where to Ghost's vacation in the summer? Lake Erie. That's pretty good. That was the Morning Corny. I was leaning toward Malibu. Oh, that's good, two bones. That's really good.

Sometimes I'd like to get loose before that Thursday, investigative corny. Hey, how about Spookan? Oh! Let's go! That would work. Wow. Lunchbox. I don't have any.

We just came up with those. Come on, man, you can do it. You can do it. You can do it. Take one real quick. What's the question again? Where to Ghost vacation in the summer? Go ahead.

How about South Carolina? Oh! That's a good one. Okay, now come up with one. North Carolina. Okay. All right. What?

I feel like that's how he did school. He just copied everyone. That's funny. Okay. Close it up there. Do you already close it? All right, there we go. That was the morning corny.

North Carolina, hilarious. I mean. See it? Yeah. I mean, not because of why you think it's hilarious. What do you mean? But that's what you came up with. That was good.

Yeah, yeah, it's good. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, okay. A little announcement. So I have a show called Snake in the Grass. I'm hosting it. It premieres August 1st on USA Network. We've talked about that.

But apparently NBC likes it so much that they're going to air the first episode of Snake in the Grass on July 26th at 9 Central right after. What's that show called? GTI. America's Got Talent. AGT? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, after America's Got Talent. So it will air July 26th on Instagram.

NBC at 9 Central, and it'll be good. There you go. I like it. It's a good show. It's awesome. Yeah. So I'll let you know when that gets closer, but I'm pretty pumped because if they were like, hey, we're going to air it on public access television, I'd have been like, well,

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It'll land on one. For example, that would have landed on part of your world. Part of your world. Ooh, Little Mermaid. Right. That'll end it on that one. Now, the catch is, it's karaoke, but there are no words. There's nothing to see.

So you just have to go from your own heart and instinct and your memory. So you'll each perform for about a minute or so. A minute. But if you're good, you get to keep going. Who knows? We may have you do the whole song. I like that. So, at the end, we'll have a winner.

And the winner gets this right here. What's this? $20. What's it make you do? $1. Okay, so you're competing for $20, cold hard cash. We rolled the dice. Morgan will go first.

Here we go, Morgan. We have to say. All right. So welcome up to the stage. We will spin the wheel. There are 10 songs here. Some of them I would not be able to sing if my gun was to my head. I'll be honest with you.

Morgan, any song you'd like to have. I think I only know like the chorus of all of them. So maybe like you've got a friend in me. You got a friend. Yeah, I feel pretty good about that one maybe. And don't sing it to her. Don't give her hints.

Okay, well, I'm going to spin the wheel. Whatever it lands on, Morgan will perform. Ray, do you have all the instrumentals ready? Yep. All right, here we go. Let's spin that wheel! Now remember, if you don't know it, you got to keep singing. I love it.

If you just stop singing, you'll owe me 20 bucks. Oh, no. Oh, okay. The Bear Necessities. All right. Jungle books. Still only know the chorus, still. The Bear Necessities from 1967.

Here we go. Is this a blue? Ballo. Blue sings the song? Yeah, yeah. Ray, how long is the whole song? It is four minutes. Okay.

Does it start from the top? I have no idea. I've not heard it myself. So it's up to you. Put your own creative spin on it. Okay. Do I at least get some of the chorus maybe? Hopefully.

You can do whatever you want. And even if it's in the wrong part, I don't want to give you any tips. All right, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Ray, the bare necessities, hit it. This is the bare necessities. The purple bare necessities.

The Lou and me are hanging in the forest. Yeah. We're going to find some monkeys to swing in the trees and hang on our knees. And I don't know what else we're going to do today, but we've got the bare necessities of outdoor and the jungle knees. We are going to go and hang out with our friends. Yeah. We're going to go in the jungle. Baylor and me and our friends, lion, bear an elephant.

Maybe there's an alligator to, I don't know. We're on the bear. necessities the simple bare necessities and don't worry about your All the fair necessities, the simple bare necessities.

All right, okay, we don't hear any more. Thank you very much. Mike D and Scuba, we're keeping score so write down her score one through five. What you give it, we'll tabulate a little later on. She did great. It's always hard with the first one now. Because you never know. All right, lunchbox, you're going to be next.

Yeah, you want to go up there? Yes, that's what I want you to do. Okay. Lunchbox is going to walk up to the stage. I feel like I made up words I've never heard in my life. You did. You rhymed a couple words. Very impressive. Yeah, I thought you did pretty good. All right, so I've got Morgan's score.

You guys got on your score? Okay, cool. All right, lunchbox is, are you taking the microphone off the stand? Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? There's a performance element. Okay, I enjoy. It's taped to the stand.

There's no need. Just stop. Oh, my goodness. There's no need to tear apart. Now we have to adjust it. Oh, my goodness. He just ripped it. Now there's a broken

Now it's not even on Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Oh my goodness What are you all? All right Are you ready? Why did I do that

Because I don't like standing here At a stand Let's spin that wheel Oh What do you want? I don't know any of those Oh yeah there's any I know

I know All right Well you got I got I got Let it go Frozen Frozen

Oh yeah From 2013 Hold on. Let me imagine it right now. Let me go. You're gonna hit in five. Are you cold? There's a storm.

Hold on not going yet. And what? Go. Yeah. Oh wow. We're in the snow. You're really cold. You're really cold.

You're scared. You don't want to go on. You think it's all over. You got to let it go. You've been holding those grudges for so long. But it's time, it's time to let it go. You're scared, you're scared to make that leap. You're scared to change that job.

You want to hold on to that relationship. But it's bad. It's bad. So you got to let it go. Let it go. Let it go. It took a whole new direction. It was inspiration.

I want to quit my job. People are breaking up with each other. Is that still lunchbox singing there? That's not. Oh, can't tell. That melody sound familiar to you? Yeah. Did you hit it?

I've done it nailed it. Yeah. All right. Boy. And that's why you take it off the mic stand. Why? Because I crushed it. Can I get a new mic?

Well, it was like hillbilly Tony Robbins going at us. Walking back and forth this day. I was just scared. Let it go. All right. So you two, let me know when you're in. Thumbs up. Thumbs up.

Okay. Okay, well, let me play a song. Let me play a real song after that. We need a real song on the radio. We'll come back and we'll get the other two, Amy and Eddie. And first, let's do Morgan Wallin. Nice job, the lunchbox. You really put your heart number.

Thank you. If you want me to go again, I can. do another song. Uh, will you sing at the airport later? I'm as good as Abby. Oh, boy. All right. All right, Disney karaoke, but there are no words. You just have to go with your gut, try to figure it out as you go. We're going to spin the wheel. There are eight songs left.

Amy, you can walk up to the stage. You are next. As you walk up there, you can just yell it. As you walk. Is there a song you'd like to have that you feel like you know better than the others? I mean, Kuna Matata probably? Kuna Matata is good, yeah. Anything else? I don't know Circle of Life

I don't Under the sea That's a really good one Alright here we go We're gonna spin the will Now again the show is competing for $20 Hold card cash Yeah

Hold card cash And you'll be the champion Until we do this again Which is everybody likes to be a champion It's something Of course Ready Let's spin that wheel

All right here we go Amy you will be singing Oh that's a good one What's a good one? All of them. It's business. Amy, you will be singing. You got a friend in me.

You got a friend. That's a good one. But I mean. That's a good one. All right, Ray, are you ready? Hit the clip. Yep. And action.

I'm your friend. Yeah. Who's your friend? This girl. Yeah. You got a friend in me. You got a friend in me. Yeah.

Whatever your trouble. Ain't no worries Because you got a friend in me If you need something I'm gonna be there Or be square Because you got a friend in me Trust me

I have good advice Because I've been in lots of therapy You have a friend in me Yes, you do Take a walk, let's go I've got a friend in you too We're all friends a friend in me

you got a friend in me so next time you're feeling down do not frown because you've got a friend in me all right all right all right I didn't hear anything oh there it is there it is yes you're not supposed to hear the words

oh what is I was waiting for somebody to the talent I was trying man I was like I don't know that song obviously You don't, really? Okay. I know that part. You've got a friend of me.

I like the frown part. Hey, Judge, can I just give you a... The energy level, just make sure you took note of that. Well, the song was... Well, I guess yours was slow, too, though. It wasn't on your own. You got to make it your own. He just started screaming.

He did scream a lot. I didn't scream at all. I sang the whole time. No. It's passionate. It's okay. It's okay. The energy is down.

It was like a metal version of let it go. In a weird way, yeah. Eddie, you ready? Oh, yeah, dude, I'm ready. Alright, what song do you want? I want a little mermaid, part of that world. Really? Oh, yeah.

That's not even called that. Oh, what's it called? I've never heard that. Part of your world. Part of the world. Okay. All right, here we go for Eddie to compete in Disney Blind Karaoke. Let's spin that wheel.

Can you hear it? All right. Let's go. Eddie, your song is... Oh, you're going to nail that. Party of your world. Yeah! That's what I'm talking about.

Little Merrill. Give me. Give me this stuff. Okay, here we go. He knows it. Wow. I know it. I know it. All right.

Dude, I've been singing this since I was 13 years old. Ray, are you ready? I wouldn't admit to that. Let's go. Prince over there? I'm a mermaid. Be up there with everyone else. Look at this stuff.

Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my collection's complete? Would you say I'm the girl. The girl that has everything. I've got gizzits and gabblets are plenty. I've got gizmos and passions galore. I've got things that I don't even know what to call them anymore. I thought that was the chorus, but I guess it's not I to be of that world.

Okay, here we go, here we go. I want to be where the people are. I want to walk on those What should you call it? Legs. I want to stand on the place they walk. It's called a floor.

I want to run. I want to talk. I want to sing on the boardwalk. Walk. I want to be not under the sea, but part of that world. Oh, God. That was good.

Wow. Is that the one song you would have known all the words to? Is there more? I don't know if I got any of those words right. Yeah, you did. Up where they walk,

up where they run, up where they stay all day. You can convince me. Okay. What we're going to do? We'll come back. The judges, then we have to all meet

and see our scores. It's a close one. Oh, it's what I have here. It has to be close between me and Eddie. No. I don't know. Hold on. We're going to play Sam Hunt 23.

We'll come back and get a winner. If there's a tie, we'll have a sing-off. A quick sing-off. Oh, man. I want to sing off. I'm ready. It's actually closer than I would have imagined.

Yep. Some of the other judges felt a little different than I did. So coming in in last place. Uh-oh. In Disney blind karaoke. That was easy. It's Amy. It is.

And last place, because we did one through five with four total points is Amy. Wow. Amy. Oh, man. Someone gave you two, though. Yeah, somebody gave you two. Two people gave you one. Okay, there's three for us.

Sorry, Amy. All right? Sorry, Amy. Last place, Amy. Next up. That's fine. With seven points. Oh, Morgan, that's not very good.

With a score, and I'm not going to give me the order. They were put here, but a two, a two and a three. Oh, man, Morgan. Hey, that's pretty good if that is me, okay? With a score of seven, it is lunch box. Ah! Let it go. Let it go.

What? You shot? Yeah, Morgan was not very good at all. She said, like, three words. the whole time. I made up lyrics. You don't think I made up lyrics? You said let it go and screamed it like ten times. Why you attacking her? Okay. Alright. Why don't you take Eddie? I didn't attack you. He thinks I want. Well, Eddie knew the song so it was like, all right, well...

Well, I'll say this, one point separated you two. What? One point? Yeah. You gotta be kidding me. I mean... Why, that was so good? No, between me and Eddie, it was like a nail biter, but Morgan number two... No, she lost bad. Yeah. She shouldn't even been involved in.

Dude, just take the L. Let it go. One person got a 12. One person got a 12. One person got an 11. Oh, wow. That's crazy. That's close.

The winner with 12 points. And you'll get... Oh, wait. This one gets $20. The winner gets $20. And what you do with it, it's your own judgment. But you know what I'd like for you to do? Holler.

To a dollar. Come on. But 12 points. Eddie. Yes! What's hot one! Hey, come get your money. Okay.

Come get your money. $20. $20. Hey Ray, if you'll turn that down, I want Eddie to holler. Now, Eddie, give us a holler. Yeah! You don't want me to do that? $20.20? It'll always make you holler.

Eddie, nice job, buddy. You get great. Thank you, man. Thank you. All right. We'll come back. Get a sec. Hold on. Hold on. Lunchbox, yes. You raise your hand. Who gave me the highest score out of you three? Now he's mad. Bobby didn't. I'm not saying anything. I figured you guys don't have taste.

You guys are... Mike, I thought you liked rock music. I thought you liked that heavy metal, man. Now you're saying it was metal? I mean, what up, dude? Scuba said you Scuba loves Disney and said you Disrespected the song Scoba is a weirdo about Disney Like a little bit like

You lost But I don't I'm not gonna say Who gave you the highest score But it is what it is Thanks Bobby Thanks for understanding music Art

Art right Yeah talent Passion Coming up in about 15 minutes We'll get the update From Lunchbox On how much we won Playing the lottery last night

Yeah I don't I don't even know if there was a major winner, a big winner. I don't know if we won. All I know is he sat over there. He hasn't mentioned it one single time because he knew a bit was coming up where we all found out together. I heard Eddie whisper, hey, we win the lottery last night. I said, do not ask that.

That's a spoiler. I mean, come on, I know the answer. Oh, did you ask me that? We don't know the answer. We don't know the answer. How much we won? There's no way we won anything. Why?

There's no way. I just feel it. I just feel it. Could we have at least one like 100 bucks? I don't know. I mean, that would be cool. Okay, we'll come back. We're not leaving right now, but in like 15 minutes.

Lunchbox will update us. Did you go through all of them? Went through all of them. How many? Did you have 200? No, I had 100 tickets. It cost $2 each. If you want to do the megapriar, it's more, but we don't do the megapiler because we're not greedy.

We are. We're broke. What's the difference? What could we want with the mega flat? Well, no, don't say anything because Eddie's going to stop, stop. I'm trying to fish. We'll do that. in what we call the B segment,

which comes up as the second segment of the hour. All right, let's go and do the news. Bobby's B. Stories. This guy, Steve Keeler, has set a new world record for the heaviest deadlift with one finger. So it's how, a dead left, by the way, if I could explain it to you,

imagine there's a bar, it's sitting on the ground, it's got weights on it. You are standing in front of it and you squat down. Your arms are fully locked out, and you have to lift it up with, like, your butt and your legs, right? That's a dead left right there. The 48-year-old guy with one finger deadlifted 285 pounds. No, right.

Come on. I'm like you're going to say 45 pounds. Like the bar. I thought you're going to say 5 pounds. His finger, it's not on a weight bar, so it's a stack of weights. Oh. That is 200. This is even harder because it's centralized.

That's 285 pounds. And he has to lift it all up with one, and he does. It is wild. So one finger, 300 pounds. He crushed my PlayStation controller. Yeah. That's a strong. That is a strong, and he's also strong everywhere else.

However, I was rooting that he wouldn't be, that only his finger would be jacked and the rest of him, like, super skinny. But now he's strong everywhere. But congratulations to him. That story is from The New York Post. A real life 51st Dates kind of story. So, she has severe amnesia. She says she often wakes up thinking she's just six years old and that her partner is someone who's kidnapped her. And so she wakes up, but she has to go through this almost every single time.

she gets back but for a bit she's always terrified Chloe Barnard 29 loses years of memories overnight and sometimes even accuses her partner who has been with her for nine years

accuses him of being a pedophile because she thinks she's six so sad when I'm six I don't know what pedophile was those I don't know a story seems a little sketch I was six I don't know what that was but she has this condition

which that stinks you can't fix that there's no medicine to fix that fix that and so it happens to her all the time she says her memories comes back within 24 hours he has to calm her down every time but imagine you wake up and every time there's a new like what's happening he's probably got it down now you know what to do you know injection like in the movies yeah or that where that chloroform you put it over the mouth and it makes them rest yeah but all seriousness that is terrible she's even called police before because she's so scared

oh my goodness yeah that didn't need you stuff that's crazy uh Daily Mail has that story Airbnb bans all parties permanently. So if you get an Airbnb, you can I have a party there anymore? No kind of party? On Tuesday, the company announced that its ban on parties would become permanent. The ban was originally announced in August 2020, but they really didn't enforce it. But now they're going no parties. Neighbors are being annoyed.

Houses are getting destroyed. Safety issues are happening with people at the party when they don't, they're not insured to do this. But really, how are they going to tell? Yeah. How about a get together? That's interesting. Let's define that. Yeah.

So what's the difference in a get-together in a party? The amount of people or the amount of alcohol? Amount of people. I mean, people, you're thinking what? But if you have six, you can have six and go pretty hard. Loud music. A bunch of alcohol. But no parties.

This is from Business Insider. A Maryland woman collects her third lottery jackpot in five years. Eddie, if she can do this in five years, how do you know we didn't win coming up in the next segment? I don't know. I just have a feeling. A Maryland woman celebrating her luck for the third time after collecting her number three of at least $100,000 in the last five years. That is incredible. It is incredible.

Because she can't be playing more than you're playing lunchbox. No, she can't. And she just keeps winning. That's unreal. You know, put the story out, Maryland lottery. Yeah. And I would be doing that too, just to get people to play the lottery. She's won over $100,000 three times in the last five years.

Wild. A rare scotch whiskey was just named Best in the World, and if you want a bottle of it, a simple bottle, it'll cost you $1,000. Any alcohol worth that lunchbox if it's like real, let's not say a thousand bucks because I know that's not, you're not going to pay that. Any alcohol really worth paying four or five times what normal is? Yeah. It tastes that good or it makes you that drunk quicker. Well, no, status symbol. Oh, bottle service.

Yes. Okay, alone, if you're drinking alone. Oh, no, no, no, no. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not paying that much for, if I'm drinking alone. If I'm going to be drinking it out in public, it's absolutely worth it. Scoobah, Steve, I feel like you would have a little knowledge on this.

Is there an expensive alcohol that you had? You're like, dang, that definitely tastes like it's a lot more money. I mean, you can tell the difference between a cheaper and I won't call out certain brands. Like, for example, I drink bourbon or whiskey. And if you have a lower class whiskey versus something that's maybe like, maybe, 100 plus dollars a bottle. You can tell a difference. It's not as like harsh and alcoholic-y tasting. It doesn't burn as much. But what about the extreme luxury stuff? I haven't been able to afford the extreme luxury. Oh, so you don't know. I don't know. The most

expensive one I've ever had is maybe one that's about two, three hundred dollars a bottle. I haven't had the thousand, like the Pappy Van Winkle's in the thousands. I haven't had that. Pappy Van Winkle. I thought it was Rip. Rip Van Winkle. That's the guy that slept. Very similar, but not. Yeah. A thousand bucks a bottle. Would you like that? to have that as a gift? I mean, that'd be nice.

Yeah, I would love to have that. What would you? I'm not buying you one. I mean, it's my birthday, so thank you. Would you rather have $500 cash or a $1,000 bottle of whiskey? I think a $1,000 bottle of whiskey

because I've never held that in my hand. Wow. More than $500 cash? I've seen $500 all the time. I've had it. $500. Yeah. Okay.

Wow. But Gates? I've added my hands all the time, man. Yeah, 500 bucks. Dang. Okay. Well, you want to, I don't know. Maybe for Christmas one day.

We'll all chip in and get you a $1,000 bottle and whatever this is. I feel like that's a waste of money, though. I feel like we could buy the bottle, fill it with some midstuff, tell you who paid a thousand bucks, you wouldn't know the difference. That's from food and wine.com. Went to dinner with some friends last night, and I don't drink, and so I always order mocktails. I don't have an issue with that anymore because mocktail to me is a bit elevated and more mature than what I used to say is, can I get a virgin version of this? Yeah.

And so virgin felt dirty and kid. Yeah. Sometimes the same time. And so, I hate it back. Can I get a virgin? Now that mocktail is pretty known, and some restaurants have mocktails on their menu. And so I was like, hey, look, can I get a mocktail? And they're like, well, we don't have a menu for that.

Is there anything you want? I always just say, keep a citrus, homie. And so they'll go and just make me a citrus moktel. Oh, boy. Because I've got like, what kind of flavor do you want it? Earthy. And I just, so now I just say, I'll take a citrus moktel. So we had a friend we're having dinner with, and he's like, yeah.

And I haven't been drinking in a while. I want a mocktail? And I was like, well, just tell him. I don't want to say that. And I was like, what do you mean? He goes, that's embarrassing. And so he is? Yes.

Well, yeah, because he's like a man. Oh, okay. And I'm not. And so he comes back and I'm like, hey, and I don't want to embarrass him. And I go, hey, my buddy, like a mocktail too, that guy right there. Can you make him one? Make it citrus. Yeah, and I was like, and do it, citrus.

So I like that mock tells now the acceptable term, but I don't feel so stupid all the time. Tom Cruise tweeted his thanks to a lot of fans, because a lot of fans have seen Top Gunn. And it's like, thank you for going to the movies again because this movie's now made over a billion dollars. Wow. Which is significant because a lot of folks weren't and aren't going to the movie. So this movie has to be really great to get people to go. My question is, you saw the movie, Amy.

Yeah. After you finished, did you feel like Tom Cruise is less of a weirdo, at least for a while? For the whole movie, I didn't think about how weird he was. But when the movie ended? We had a conversation about it. Oh, yeah. We were kind of like, it's kind of odd that he's just so weird Because at the beginning, he comes on himself, not as the actor, not as Maverick.

It's Tom Cruise introducing the movie, and he thanks to you for coming. It's really cool. He's like, hey, thank you so much. We know, like, this took us a while to work on this. We really wanted to be as authentic as possible. I'm paraphrasing. And he's like, I hope you enjoy it. He seems very normal when he does that.

Very normal. He's acting. Well, he's acting normal. But he said he was Tom Cruise. It's me, Tom. Yeah, he wasn't the actor. He was him. But then, you know, you get in the car and you're driving home, you're like, remember when he was married to Katie Holmes?

And, you know, Scientology has the whole thing. Like, did she really want to be? Like, what was their relationship like? It's all weird. There's a Scientology building pretty close to here. Big Scientology building. And every time I drive by it, I only think of Tom Cruise. Yeah, me too.

I only think of I drive by. I was like, oh, there's Tom Cruise building. He's probably never been there. I think of Lisa Remini's documentary where she's talking about her whole experience with the church. and then after, honestly, after that, it made me kind of want to go back and revisit because I quit watching what she had to say. Only want to get Tom Cruise.

I only give anything else. Only Tom Cruise and I drive by those buildings. Yeah, the Tom Gun is good. That's from Uprocks, the Tom Cruise story, where he's like, hey, thanks to everybody. Mensa welcomes its youngest member ever. Mensa, which got to be real smart to be in it, has welcomed a two-year-old.

Ila McNabb of Louisville, and they say that she is the youngest person to ever be allowed in the club. she was obsessed with the alphabet and then soon she started sounding out the different letters then words and so with minza you don't have to actually be extremely knowledgeable you've got to have crazy potential you got to show that you're advanced for your age and have crazy potential but that's what iq is IQ is not really what you know it's what your abilities can actually get yeah so you you have the ability if you just focus to get way smart i got some friends that take the IQ test and they

And they're dumb as rocks. And I've never done anything. And they don't, you know, they don't have, you know, the drive to go and learn or spend. And if they did, they'd actually have like a bigger box to put stuff in, like knowledge. But then have friends who score horribly and they have extremely successful careers because even though their boxes are smaller, things they can put in it, they cram it full of knowledge and the ability to try to understand. So this is not the end all.

But pretty cool that at two years old, her box is huge. Crazy. Just because she knows the alphabet? No. No. The ability for her to, at that age and at that brain developmental stage, to know things and to learn things quickly enough where they're like, this is such an advanced two-year-old and the fact that what?

It's just ironic. Lozchucks doesn't understand. You just said this. No, no. He literally said. I don't get it. No, no. He literally said the article said, she knows the alphabet.

So she got into Minnesota. Yeah. But then I said, it's like, what in the fourth? at your box compared to what normally. She has this big drawer and her drawer is huge and she put all this stuff in it. Not a real drawer. Yeah, never mind. I've tried to I'm trying to... No, I understand what you're saying, but

in the article it said, well, she knew her alphabet and she could sound out words. It's like, that makes her minza. I mean, my kid can say ABC. You should go get your kid tested. You should get you tested. I think that she was doing things at an age

where most kids aren't able to not only do it, but understand why they're doing it. And she was able to be taught things that some kids her age can't even understand to be taught. Developmentally, they're not there yet. Like what? What was she taught? And she can develop quicker too. That's what I'm asking you?

What was she taught that she is so advanced? I don't know her. It literally said in the article, she knows the alphabet. That's two, though. No, her parents said she was obsessed with the alphabet way early, and then she started sounding out different letters and then simple words and she's like one and a half when this is happening. That's amazing. Yeah, that's pretty

impressive. And maybe my analogy was not good. And when I talk about, she has this big, you know, cardboard box that hers is bigger because she can fit more stuff in it of a kid the same age. Maybe that's not a good analogy. I thought it was fine. That was a good analogy. It didn't work for him.

I know, but like... Well, I was just frustrated that she knew the alphabet and got into Minson. That's like, oh, wow. Gosh, you get in. I know 23 letters. Almost got it. How many letters are there in though? You know that. You know that.

Don't play. You know that. He's going to count them. Okay, I want you to, you know that. I'm not doing it. I'm not falling at this. I'm not, uh-uh. I'm going to say 26.

Yeah. All right. Okay. I'm not doing this. Also. You don't know either, do you? Uh-uh. I have to count.

I have to be like A. Okay. If you're going to bet, how many letters would you pick? You would bet 26. That's the first thing that popped to my head, but I have no idea if that's right. 26 sounds right.

No, you're taking his answer that. Well, because I have no clue, honestly. No idea. Lunchbox, what's 9 times 9? 81. Boom. Eddie, what's 7 times 7? 35.

Oh, my gosh. 45, 45. No. 47? No. I can't do it that quick. I need time. No.

What is it? What is it? Is there an opposite of minza? How many weeks are in a year? Like where adults have to go to a work? 52. Oh, good one. See, he does know.

I know some things. My box is somewhat big. That's crazy that you don't know. And I don't think. you should be able to figure out seven times seven by seeing and going seven this way seven this way do the you should just have it memorized you're being a kid yeah no i didn't pay attention to that stuff i mean we got to do some sort of fun math segment no dude it would be really bad and simple stuff we're not going to make you do crazy mathematical equations but just knowing the numbers of maybe

it's a numbers segment mike instead of a math segment that's so i use a calculator for everything that's fine everything like seven times seven hold on me a second it's like i use a calculator as a GPS. Like, huh? But some people just aren't good with numbers. It's not numbers. This is not a number thing. This is memorization of a lesson from being a child.

Like the nines I can dominate because you're like... Alphabet, not a number saying. It's just a number. It's like, of the letter. But it's not like a number you had to figure out. Yeah, I wasn't good at school. Like when they said the alphabet has 26 letters in it, I don't remember that stuff.

Is that right? I don't know. Six times six. 36. Okay, I saw the little mouse on the wheel. He was going, I saw it going a little bit. 36. Huh.

But I was telling you about my nine's trick because you can do like nine times three, you get the third finger, 27. Pretty cool. What did you just do with your hand? I don't understand. So like you do 10 fingers, right? And then it's like what, nine times what? Give me a number.

Nine times eight. Eight. So you get the eighth finger that is 72. I don't know how you're doing that, but that's right. Legit. Yeah. So the nine's like rock. For some reason you keep flipping me off in the studio.

I don't know why. But it's giving you the answers. Seven, two. Yeah. Okay. That's a cool trick. Thank you. Finally, my show, Snake in the Grass.

NBC will air the first episode of Snake in the Grass on July 26th at 10 p.m. Eastern 9 Central. So on NBC, we're very excited they are premiering the first episode. And it's a reality legend show. All of them don't have reality legends. But people from Survivor and Naked and Afraid, NBC, January 26th, I'm hosting a show called Snake in the Grass. It'll be on. I hope you watch it. And then it premieres on USA the next week.

I think it'll be July 26th. Whatever I said, thank you. Thank you. All the same to me. It starts with the J. I quit reading after J. I do have this problem. We've talked about this and even off the air.

I give up on words and move to the next word after about two letters. It's wild and scuba will come back and go, hey, you said this wrong. And I realized I said the word I associated with the first two letters and moved to the next. I think it's why I read so fast because I don't read the whole word. I also don't read extremely accurate, it sounds like, but I think I do well enough that I can retain it. But even that's an example. I just saw the J and moved on.

That's crazy. I'm going nuts. But I think I've done this my whole life. I finished the ACT in like, I don't know, a third of the time it takes anybody to do it. But you must have read it all correctly because you scored high. Yeah, but I think I read it all and gave my best assumption based on the couple of letters I saw. Well, thank you for correcting me there.

You're welcome. Yeah. You should be immense. That's a good correction. Yeah, you've got that. Yeah, yeah. All right, that's it. We're over time. That's the news.

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Air Tasker, get anything done. So today I was like, you know, I don't need medicine. Because I had surgery on the upper right part of my gums. There's a bone that broke in my gums, and it broke, and it split. so then it was sharp and it cut its way out. So I had to go. It's a whole thing. They had to shave the bone down. And I've been taking medicine.

I've been taking my antibiotic twice a day. And I'm taking these big fat ibuprofen, which are more than just Advil apparently. And it hurts, hurt, but it's been all right. So this morning I'm like, I don't need it anymore. Brashes of Daisy. Gones are totally healed. Killing me.

Should still do medicine, even though I didn't feel like it needed it. Yeah. Should have still. Sometimes I'll take like a Z-pack if I get sick, because I try to keep my throat healthy if I get something, once a year I get a Z-pack. I'll take half of it and I'm like, I'm healed.

Don't need the rest of it. Worst thing to do. Yeah, they say don't do that. The doctor's like, do it all. I'm like, I'll feel pretty good, I guess. And it usually comes back and hits me in the face again. I don't know why I still listen to a doctor like I'm nine. I have some pills if you want some.

Well, that's a very generic thing to say. Interesting. I have some pills. You want to lay three out. They're different colors. Pick which one's prettiest to you. My point with this is if a doctor says, hey, take medicine till the end.

get to the end because I'm here and I can feel myself talking a little bit funny, but because my jaw is just my upper gums and my jaw killing me. Thank you guys for being here. I really appreciate you hanging out with us this morning. I do want to go and Ray, if we can get some kind of music that's about money or something. I don't know. Because I feel like lunchbox is about to give us some great news. I hope so. Yesterday, we're talking about the lottery. Which one was at lunchbox? Mega millions. Mega millions. 333 million dollars. A lot of money. 133 million.

So we combine our money. I thought we were buying more than 100 tickets, guys. I don't ever play the lottery, and I played. I didn't know that it was $2 a ticket. I guess I thought it was a buck and you have a chance to win the lottery. So why do we pay two bucks a ticket? Because that's just what it is. Oh, it is.

Inflation? I just went up a couple years ago. I mean, not a couple. It's been years. You need to play more. I sound like the guy that's like a pay phone's a quarter. Exactly. You're like, wow.

Sir, there aren't even to pay phones anymore. I used to buy a pack gun for a nickel. Okay, you have 100 tickets in your hand. Look at these babies, man. Wow. And you saw the numbers, right? I watched the numbers. Last night or this morning.

Last night. You don't go to bed without knowing. You don't go to bed without knowing. Then did I go to bed at all? They still show those on the news? Like, where do they show this? I had to go online. Did you go to bed at all?

That's a good question. Because if he's excited. No, no, I know. But he said that kind of a creepy way. He does look tired. No, he doesn't. He looks fresh of daisy. I see tired lunchbox sometimes.

He looks pretty good today. He is smiling, though. Big. Let me ask you this question. We'll start here. We put $100 in. Do we win anything at all? Anything at all?

$1.1. We even win $1. You think out of $100 tickets? No, we didn't. He sent us up. I've seen this song and dance at Dogg and Pony show before. Do we win $1? Absolutely.

Oh, we did? Oh, he reversed it on me. Okay. Absolutely. A dollar. No, I know. He's not saying how much, but we did win some. some money back. At least a dollar. Okay, so we want something.

And we're splitting it equally. No, we're not. We're not. I thought, oh yeah, some people have been in last. Because I only put $10 in. Okay. Yeah. Well, whatever. Yes. Depended on how much you put in, how much you get back percentage wise. Okay. So you stay up last night, lunchbox, and you're going through them. Yep. Did you double check them?

Oh, double checked them, sat on the couch, sat there and just going, okay, let me look at that one. Was there a winner in the big one? Did anybody win the big one? Well, ladies and gentlemen? Oh, my goodness. nobody won the big one. Okay, so we didn't win $300 million. But no one else did. So, guess what that means?

We can play again? We can do it again. We can always do it again. Yeah. Okay, did we win $5? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah? As a yes, we won $5?

Yes, we want. I want to know, like, what will you be happy with? Like, three digits, four digits, like, what five digits? I'm happy that we got to experience us together. as a team, it's a fun little bit. Yeah. I don't expect to win any money. The lottery is entertainment to me.

We had fun bit in whatever happens happens. But you would like to win more than what you put in? Well, I would like to win $300 million. Well, you didn't, though. Lunchbox, we win $7.50. Oh, yeah. All right. We're feeling good.

Ray, here's what we're going to do. We're going to break. I'm going to have him check the numbers one more time. I don't want him to forget. He's going to look over the numbers. We want at least $7.50. Yeah. Cool.

My ladies at the gas station, they were helping us out, man. What? So we're going to feel good about it when we come back. Oh, yeah. Are we going to be surprised? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Really?

Yeah. Like, who's all in this? Me, Amy, you, lunchbox? Eddie and Sue. I'm in two. But you and I put in the most? No, lunchbox is it too. Amy.

You and lunchbox, too, duh. He always puts in that much. But they put in together what we put in. So it's split four ways. It's split four ways. And then they can deal with their. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. I like what I'm here. Amazing. Excuse me, let's just say. Do you think people on the show are going to be upset they didn't get in if they did. Yes. Yeah! Let's go, baby!

Let's just say, there's going to be some splitting. Let's say. Yeah, there's going to be split if it's one dollar. We are going to walk away with like extra spending money. Amy, let's just say that we may need to take a trip together. Anytime you're saying, let's just say, I don't like you. Exactly. We rarely do it, but we all jumped in to play the lottery, the mega millions.

So Lunchbox went, bought a hundred lottery tickets with all of our money. Nobody won the big $360 million. So that will be on Friday again. You want to do it again? It's on Friday. I do not want to do it again. I don't think. Maybe I do.

It all depends. Maybe I do. So nobody won the big one, but Lunchbox sales we've at least won $7.50, which is pretty cool. So we're in the mix here. Yes. So here is a clip because Lunchbox went out, took our money to buy these tickets. You went to a gas station in a small town? Just outside of town on the outskirts.

Here is Lunchbox buying tickets. and asking to see the person at the gas stations, lucky fingers. This is creepy. Go ahead. Hello, how are you doing today? Let me see those lucky fingers here. Let me see the, not in a weird way, like lucky fingers. Like, you know, like, my spirit fingers.

Yeah, your spirit fingers. Let me see what, wiggle. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, look, I need those magical fingers, spirit fingers, feel good fingers, to give me 25 quick picks for the mega millions tonight. Man, how those fingers feel, and they feeling good? Let's do it.

Hold of spirit. Let's go. Now let me see your toes. What on earth? Take a picture of him. It just felt a little creepy, a little cringy that he kept asking us to see your fingers. I get it. Her lucky fingers.

Yes, because she's the one hitting the buttons on the lottery machine. Those fingers are the ones that are going to produce our winnings. I hear his lunchbox asking her to touch the tickets now. Oh, my gosh. Do you like that one? Touch it with those magic fingers. Let me hear them. Oh

I almost say can I can name in but we can't do that We're not blessing them this time We're just we're just Positive energy Positive energy Thank you Thank you

I'm getting chills too Oh I'm getting chills too Oh I'll never forget you I'll never forget you I don't know what's happening It's a little cringy It feels a little fetishy I don't know what's happening here

But it's all weird She said she was getting chills Because she felt like there was going to be big money coming in. And I said, I'm getting chills too. And she just wanted to make sure I never forgot her. Touch me with those lucky fingers. That was strange.

Just right here. Here's a clip of the drawing from TV last night. Yeah, here are the numbers. Okay. Across America with Mega Jackpots, it's Mega Millions. Tonight's Megadling's Jackpot is an estimated annuitized $333 million. Our first number tonight is 21. That's followed by 55.

Up next, you have. 7. I don't need to hear all this. Is there anything at the end of it? I don't need to hear all the numbers. I see them on a piece of paper here. Those could be all our numbers. What?

Okay, turn to that. No one matches all six numbers. Friday's jackpot could be $360 million. Wait, that's all we played. I had the numbers here. I thought you would like do something. Like, oh. No, isn't that exciting to hear the numbers come out of the machine?

Okay, so you told us we at least won $7.50. That's right. Okay. Did we win? Double digits. That's $10 or more. Yes. Yes.

Yes. This is good. Okay. I mean, I'm going to tell you this. There are zeros involved. Zero. Zero. Multiple.

No way. No way. Before. Multiple decimal, though. Multiple zeros. Before after a decimal. Multiple zero. He's not answered.

But it could be 10. Dessmal. Dessal point, though. Are you messing with that? Is it a decimal point involved in your zeros? Yes. Oh, here we go. How much we went?

Eddie, why do you have to ruin it? Just give it to us. Eddie, why do you have to come out with the stupid... $16. Okay. Ray found so much joy that we did not win. I just saw Ray light up because he wasn't in the pool. He found so much joy in us.

I mean, we had to have negative Eddie over here, just bringing it down the whole time. He didn't do anything except say decimal points and he was right. That's all I did. Let's just say, Hermit. her magic fingers weren't magic enough. So we have 16 bucks. So should we just go reinvest it?

Yeah. Four bucks each. Guys, let me tell you. Why don't we roll the dice and somebody gets all $16? That's a good idea. Here's the thing. We were one of 29,000 to match two numbers and the megaballs. That's all we got for three whole numbers.

It's 16 bucks? Yeah. Well, that's, no, that was only $10. And then we matched $2 here, $2 there. All right. We go play a little lottery here in the room. Yeah, that'd be more fun. I'll just take it from my gas money.

No. You probably rode your bike. You had to say that up front, and you were going to go anyway. Yeah. But should we just let him play the lottery again with the 16? I want to win a lottery. So we each can pick a number. Wait, wait, wait.

What about, okay, tonight is the powerball? I'll just go put these tickets in and buy Powerball tickets. $16? Yeah, we'll get eight tickets. How about we just give you more money? I love it. And we'll do it again. You said you weren't going to do that.

I love it. I lied and change your mind. I love it. Power ball! I don't want to do it the same amount. No way. That's stupid.

But I'll do more. Okay. No way. What do you want? What do you want to do? We have 16 bucks. So do you want to do 20 each? So that's 10 tickets each.

Is it two bucks a ticket then? Yes. That's stupid. I know. Okay. I'll do 20. All right. I'm in for 20.

20. I'm in for 20. Oh, we're all going to go 20s though this time? I got cash. Scooby in for 20? Ray? I don't believe in that. Oh, you sure? Major day when we lost, though.

Yeah. It looked like a kid on Christmas when he said we didn't win. Coppins gambling account is at $0.00. I gotta wait till payday. Okay. All right, we'll do that. So we have $116 in to put into the lottery. $20, $16. Yeah, $160? Yeah, let's do it. Hold on tight. You can get that mince on day, buddy. I'm going. Here we go! Hey. I'm gonna go to a different gas station. Those fingers? They're not lucky. You need to have them touch the different lucky body parts. It doesn't work.

Don't. Don't. You're going to get them arrested. Have them to do a different lucky body part. I could go back and have her do lucky elbows. Sure. Lucky elbows. Oh my gosh.

Or lick it. Hey, rub your lucky belly button on that ticket. Yeah, exactly. It was a lottery ticket, I swear. I'll ask her to do that. No, you don't know us. I'll say my boss told me to Okay, that's what's up

We're going to do it again We'll try to get tomorrow Sorry guys, I mean hey And there were some tickets We didn't get a single number I was sad That happens What we'll do tomorrow

At the numbers quiz that I had We'll do that tomorrow morning Which one? The numbers quiz The math quiz Not really math It's a numbers quiz So we'll do that tomorrow morning

And then also I want to mention this Is that Abby plays tonight in the airport Oh yeah Abby our phone screener is in a new band and she is the woman with the men, like front men, front people. So she sings the girl songs. They sing the boy songs. Hey, Abby, you nervous about tonight?

A little nervous. What time do you start performing? Five. Ray Mundo sent a picture of the line at the airport waiting to get into your show. It's packed. It's packed. Some people are waiting to get into your show tonight. Oh, my goodness.

You give us an update tomorrow? Does she know that? A venue of anywhere? Yeah, where are you playing in the airport? Oh, red. Oh, yeah, that's right. Old Red. All red in the airport.

Do you know what terminal that is? I don't. Okay. That's, I don't know that. Well, good luck. If we could come, we would try, but I feel like I'm not buying a ticket. I even looked at the one of getaway fairs, and they're still too expensive to get up.

There are a lot. Yeah. Good luck tonight. Do you know all your songs? I think so. Yeah. We're going to play it by ear a lot of it because we rehearsed last night. We did a few songs, but it's all going to be right there.

And how many songs do you think you'll have to sing? How many songs, not time-wise? I'd say 10 to 15. Okay. Yesterday it was 20. I mean, her her role has been shrunk in 12 hours.

Did you talk to your band after the show yesterday? Uh-huh. Did they hear the bit? No. They didn't. She's in Concourse C. Oh,

you looked up where Old Red was. Okay. He's going to show up. No, he's not. I promise me. I hear it here every day. I don't need to hear it there too. We'll check in with you tomorrow, Abby. Good luck tonight, okay?

Thanks. And then we'll have a lottery update tomorrow. Yeah. And then we'll ask them. Is she going to bring audio? That's up to her. Oh, come on. That's up to you.

You got to try. Just hit record. But also, have they given you all your protocol? Like, you have to go through airport security and stuff, but you just say I'm a performer? Yeah, you have to be escorted everywhere, like to the bathroom and everything. So. Oh, wow. What's bad about that?

That sounds awesome. They're a rock star. All right. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Colorado. A 33-year-old man.

been out drinking, he walked by the police station, he's like, man, you know what, I'm going to try to steal me a cop car. And he stole the cop car. Well, the cops didn't catch him. And then he's in the car, and a call goes out for a domestic violence situation. So the 33-year-old man was the first one on the scene. He responded to the call. Well, if you're the judge, do you go, well, what did he remedy the situation? Did he help her?

Even if he did, you probably still put him in jail. A little bit. It's crazy they couldn't find the cop car, though. still's a cop car, you would think they could find it immediately. Not only by tracking it, I guess, but just by seeing a cop car with somebody driving it that isn't a cop. I don't know. I feel like a cop car would probably be pretty easy to track down. I'm Lunchbox. That's your

Bonehead Story of the Day. It is our executive producer's birthday today, Scoobo Steve. Happy birthday, Scoobo Steve. Wow. Wow. Wow. He did it again. He did it again. How old are you? I am late 30s.

Just say it. weird about your age? I don't see myself as it. Yeah, none of us do, buddy. Hey, we all, none of us do. I've been 25 my whole life. Yeah, I've been Peter Pan since the beginning. You know what, we get older.

How old are you, Scoops, Steve? Late 30s. 36. That's not he? He's 36. Why are you weird about, you only 36? Yeah, I'm only 36. But you think you look younger?

Well, inside, I'm younger, but on the outside, I appear that I'm maybe 50 years old. No, not true. Not 50. Okay. I don't think just give me enough credit. But old than 36, so. I was going to guess 39. Well, I think it's the hair.

He's bald, so I think he looks older. And he's very mature. It's his birthday, and we're bragging on him here. What are you doing for your birthday, buddy? So for me, I'm going to go visit a friend out in D.C. this weekend and see him play some golf and hang out and drink. You're going to watch him play golf? That's a good friend. Wow, that's awesome, man.

That's nice. For your birthday, you're going to watch your friend play golf. He's going to see his friend and play golf. Oh, he didn't say comma. He's seen. Yeah, I said I ran on that sentence. Yeah, we're going to be hanging out together playing golf. For your birthday?

For my birthday, yes. Okay. Well, anything happening in town tonight? I mean, it is your birthday today. No, I mean, I have a busy day at work, and so I'm just going to go home and have a normal night. Have some dinner relax. Should we feel sad? No, not at all.

No, it's just... Surely it will be a special dinner. Yeah. Maybe we'll have some spaghetti and meatballs, which is my favorite. Yeah, meatballs, yes. Possibly. Mostly. Mostly.

For your birthday, you get some meatballs. Yeah. Well, buddy, happy birthday. You know, this show just definitely would not be what it is without you, you know, in all seriousness. You are an excellent, and I would say more than an addition, like you are a core part of this show and it's success. And hopefully I tell you this on more than just your birthday, but I think, you know, on your birthday, you should hear it again. Thank you. And don't be weird about your age.

Thank you. Because eventually you just have to accept the fact that you're getting older. Yeah, it's very true, yeah. And you haven't accepted that yet. I haven't accepted it. I don't know when I will, but. He's so weird. Late 30s.

You can still say mid-30s if you're 36, though. Because 34, 35, 36 is mid. Yeah. So from me to you, I allow you to say mid-30s for another year. I appreciate that. Thank you. That's a good birthday gift. Yeah.

How old are you? Mid-30s. Oh, you're the guy. Wow. All right, Scoobes, Steve. Happy birthday, buddy. Thanks, dude. We will see you tomorrow.

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