The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (03-08-12)
Episode Date: March 8, 2023Bobby starts with a voicemail from a listener, Ashley who beat cancer. Another voicemail calls Bobby out on using a pet name of his wife. After talking about Sunny D putting out a hard seltzer… We g...et into a discussion about how much more expensive things are at the grocery store. Would Lunchbox take 50K for playing the lottery for 10 years? Lunchbox shares his fear of not being rich.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, everybody, I want to do this voicemail from Ashley in Mississippi.
I know it's a little late from the St. Jude Radio Marathon that y'all put on,
but I just wanted to let you know how thankful I am because I now have my husband because
of St. Jude and what y'all do. He was diagnosed at 18 with leukemia, and he'd stay there
for a year and a half. We go on this Friday for his five-year checkup, and I just wanted to let
you know that y'all make such a difference. And I know sometimes it's hard.
to see, but y'all really do touch the lives of many people. And I just wanted to let you know how
thankful each and every one of us are. Please keep doing what you're doing. Thank you. I appreciate that
call and glad your husband's rocking it. Yeah, that's so cool. Back. I mean, that's what they're
about, just trying to get people just back on track to have a shot. I just living a healthy,
normal life. So thank you, Ashley. Let me do Caroline in Washington. That's number two, Ray.
I'm listening to Tuesday's show, and I hear Bobby say that he told Caitlin,
fix the garage doors, babe, Bobby, you were such a hater on like any sort of pet name when
you first started dating.
So I'm very curious, what is your cutest pet names for each other?
Sugar, sweetie pie, let me know.
Well, her middle name is Babe.
It's Caitlin Babe.
That's a real middle name.
That's why I call her that.
Is it really?
No, that's not.
I was like, what?
I didn't remember that.
I didn't catch me saying that.
Yeah, we don't have.
I mean a bunch of pet names except that.
You must say, babe.
That's it.
Babe.
Yeah.
Because I don't ever say her name unless I'm talking about her and she's not around.
Like, I'm never with her and I'm like, Caitlin.
That never happens.
And if she just went Bobby, I'd be like, that's what we.
If you guys are fighting about something, though, do you say Caitlin?
Caitlin, babe.
I don't think so.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Or what if she's in another room and you're yelling for her like to come here?
Do you say, Caitlin?
Or do you say, babe?
Honey, sweetie.
No, none of that.
Probably Caitlin, I guess.
Or where are you?
Because it's just you two.
Oh, yeah, true.
You don't have to...
Hey.
You don't have the dogs, though.
Hello!
I'll do that some.
Try to get an echo back.
Hello?
That.
Sometimes I just do find my on my app
to find out what room should, you know.
Gosh.
Because we have that.
So, hold on.
Oh, man.
Bless you.
That's not me being gross.
That's...
I'm shoving a much of food down my throat
for any split second we have off the air.
No, no.
That's still gross.
And the fact that...
Amy was like, yes, you're being healthy.
No, but purposefully, I wasn't doing it.
Like, listen to me burp.
I was shoving almonds.
But you could do it away from the microphone.
Yeah, I didn't feel like it, though.
Still gross.
But I wasn't doing it for the effect of watching me burp.
Okay.
And then when I'm trying to project my voice like I am, otherwise, I would just be talking like this all
time like I normally talk.
Yeah, yeah.
And it makes me want to burp.
Working out today?
I don't know, are we?
I am.
Yeah, of course.
Three o'clock?
I'm in.
All right.
Let's see.
Sunny D.
hard seltzer arrives this Saturday.
Nice. That's how they come back.
That's how they're a hit again. Sunny D. It's not even just
Sunny D which I used to drink as a kid, but now it's
hard seltzer, it's alcoholic. Yeah, a kid drink
is back to home. Well, it's every kid who
had it back then still has a relationship
nostalgic with Sunny D.
But now there's alcohol in it.
It makes sense. That's pretty smart.
Because you're not probably going to have a lot of kids that didn't know
Sunny D. Chase in the Sunny D.
Seltzer.
You know, drinking below the drinking limit, age,
whatever that is. But you will have adults like us going,
Sunny D makes a seltzer?
Let's try that out.
So they're gone, gone, Sunny D?
I have no idea.
I haven't seen that in a bit.
Like you saw from my Instagram,
I go to the grocery store
about once every four months or so.
Yeah.
If that.
And what happens in four months,
they rearrange grocery stores.
It's a whole new life over there.
They put the bread on the other side.
They're like, wait a minute,
buy the medicine?
What are we doing over here?
They're even new.
My grocery store is pretty consistent.
Yeah, well, I'm not sure.
I don't go enough to know what consistency is.
And sometimes I don't go to the same one after four months.
So,
I don't think you're all acting like it's been four months Eddie's
Are you sure?
No, no, no, no.
Trust me.
I go every three times a week.
Oh.
I do the groceries.
And when I was single, I would just go to the gas station.
Or I would go.
They rip you off, dude.
Oh, yeah, it's definitely higher.
It's a little more expensive.
I would never go to the grocery store.
When you went to the grocery store, were you shocked by prices?
I'm just pushing the cart.
You mean being less than a gas station?
No, no, no.
Like their grocery stores are so expensive.
Oh, right now?
He doesn't know.
He just went through the day, didn't you?
Yeah, but he doesn't know the different.
He just thinks that's the grocery store.
You just push the cart?
Yeah, I was accompanying my wife.
Yeah, no, they're definitely, everything.
It's definitely high.
It's got ridiculous.
My favorite bread.
I mean, and I get it.
I feel blessed that, like, I could buy the bread,
but at the same time, I'm like,
why is my bread this much?
I'm going to have to find a new bread just based on principle.
I couldn't find a pack of toilet paper under $18.
Well, how many were you?
That's not true.
No, I'm not talking about fours.
Like, I'm talking about family.
Because you have six people in your house.
Like I've never bought a pack of eight for $20.
That was crazy. I'm like, there's nothing under $18
anywhere. Yeah, I just pushed the cart, bro.
Yeah, dude. You got to look at those sales, man. Look online. My wife came home with
324 packs for like 12 bucks.
Oh, toilet paper though. You can't go like...
Oh, is that something you're going to spend the money on because it's worth it.
I can't go industry grade on toilet paper.
That'll rip stuff. You're right. And I hate when I'm in an industry that went
industry grade because I'm like, this stuff sucks.
U.S. travel has issued a warning. Don't go to Mexico or
people were kidnapped.
Yeah.
Oh, you think?
That's obvious.
So have we found anything else about that?
Like, if they were mistaken for drug, who do they think they were?
Patient drug smugglers.
Like, were they really mistaken for that?
Were they that?
Were they just wrong place, wrong time?
The spokesperson for the drug cartel has not spoken up yet.
But don't they have one?
Do they?
Like a PR person?
Not even PR, but like a community.
Like communicated.
Like, who communicates.
They're an organization.
Yeah, but I don't think they do all that.
They don't run like a company company.
Somebody sends messages.
Don't send an email to website, Mike.
No, no, no.
That's how I met Jerry Jones, though.
It is.
I just emailed the Cowboys.
It was like at Dallas, guy at Dallas Cowboys.com, random.
Hello, my name's Bobby.
I saw the wife of one of the guys that was down there,
which first of all, I was just, I wasn't paying that much attention.
I thought it was, I didn't know guys were with them.
But anyway,
I saw the wife spoke out that she didn't even know her husband was going to Mexico to accompany his friend for a tummy top.
That's what's weird.
So that does feel like something was up.
And I don't know that.
All speculation could be completely wrong.
But that does feel like something's up.
If your wife doesn't know your husband, like, why are you sneaking off and not telling her?
That's weird.
Maybe he's having an affair.
I don't know about that.
He died?
No, he's the one that lived.
I'm just saying like if.
But an affair and you're going to Mexico for a tummy?
You got to Branson for that.
And you're going to party.
You know, you go to the Charlie Daniels.
Charlie Pride Museum.
Having a fair there.
Don't go to Mexico.
Let's see.
Lunchbox, let me ask you this question.
Go ahead, man.
You're okay, man, here we go.
What's up, man?
If I said you're going to play the lottery every week for 10 years.
And after 10 years of playing the same number,
you're going to win $50,000.
Would you be satisfied with that?
that's your only win.
You got to play it for 10 years every week
and your big win is $50,000 and then you're done.
No, I'd be depressing.
But you could hit it sometime in between then.
No.
No, no, he just said.
Nope.
It's his only one.
Would you trade out 10 years every week playing the lottery
for a one-time win of $50,000?
No, I think that's not enough.
I mean, that's a lot of effort and a lot of pain,
a lot of anticipation, anxiety.
But isn't the anticipation the fun part?
That's the entertainment you're buying.
Yeah, yeah, but after 10 years, then you win,
it's like, oh, 50,000?
And anxiety?
You have anxiety about the lottery?
Yeah, because it's like, man, as soon as I do that,
I can just quit everything.
Lots of ups and downs, too, right?
Like, when you buy it, you're already envisioning the island.
I don't know that that's anxiety.
But it's anxiety.
Well, that's, like, self-imposed stupid anxiety.
Well, that's true.
But it's anxiety.
Yeah.
My anxiety is not any stupider than Amy's stupid anxiety.
About what, though?
I don't know.
She probably has anxiety about some.
A good education?
Yeah.
So you call my anxiety stupid.
Do you call her anxiety stupid?
But if you're getting anxious about winning the lottery,
which is a one in a million chance,
like there's the anxiety that you lose,
but you're probably going to lose.
Okay.
Yeah, okay, fine, to be fair.
Kids are probably going to get a good education.
Circumstantial.
No, no, it's different.
It doesn't matter.
You're right.
Your anxieties.
Sure.
You're assigning an anxiety to you, though,
that is not, it's not rational
to have an anxiety over winning the lottery.
Because you don't need to win the lottery.
It's not like your last chance at life.
Like, if I don't win the lottery,
I'm going bankrupt.
And this is my last chance.
I'm buying five tickets.
You're just like,
I want to win the freaking lottery.
Yeah, but you have a...
Your is excitement.
Like, it's disappointment more than anxiety
if you don't win.
Okay.
If that's what you want to call it.
I mean, you have an anxiety
about the doors being locked.
I mean, so you have an unwritten,
irrational, irrational anxiety.
It's not irrational because I have a house broken into.
But I'm saying you say mine is irrational.
But what are you fearing if you don't win the lottery?
Not being super rich.
Yeah, that's scary.
It's a scary thought lunch.
It is.
Are you seeing therapists about that, dude?
Do you need to get you?
Yes, please.
Please go to better help and be like,
how are you living with yourself?
I can't function.
Not ruining the water.
Fear has wade me down.
I should be rich.
Why? Why, Mr. Box?
I ain't super rich.
I'm supposed to be rich.
Yeah.
A man from Lutherville, Maryland
won a $50,000 power ball prize
using a set of recycle quick pick numbers
from a ticket he bought 10 years earlier.
So it wasn't using the ones every time,
but it's made me think of that question.
He had that number
that he got a long time ago
and then use those again.
Man, what a hoarder.
How does he keep tickets from 10 years ago?
So, but the thing is, it's that number,
and he kept playing those numbers over the years.
So it's the same numbers,
but numbers that he got from a ticket a long time ago.
That makes sense?
I mean, that's good.
That's awesome, but I'd like to have 50,000,
but I think I'd want more.
What if you had a set of numbers, like six numbers,
and you played them every week,
and for some reason he had a flat tire
and you couldn't play it?
And then those numbers hit the week you couldn't play for like 20 million.
Bye.
End it.
I got to go home?
It's over.
No, I'm out.
You're going home?
Yeah, I'm going alternate universe.
You have a space machine?
No, no, like, lights out.
Punching yourself in the face?
No.
Life.
Out.
Peace, you guys on the flip side.
You can kill yourself.
Oh my gosh.
You should just get that?
No, stop.
We were just playing cat and mouse that little game.
I mean, I knew what he was saying.
Yeah.
Well, because I'm reading about fear of the lottery
and if it's a real thing.
I'm sure it is, probably.
You know, sometimes they have words for the phobia,
But it's not like his...
Oh, it's called stupeophobia.
He has fear of...
Not being super rich.
He's not fear of winning.
He's not even super rich
and he has a fear of losing all his money.
Right.
That's also a thing.
But he's not super rich,
but he has a fear of not being super rich.
So really has a fear of being himself right now.
That's not rich.
Like his fear is being himself right now.
Which is terrible.
Yeah, I have a fear of never reaching that super rich
because that's what everybody expects from me.
So you're really.
afraid of you right now.
That's what others expect of you or you expect of yourself.
Well, me and then also people that listen and people...
Nobody expects you to be super.
Yeah, we're good.
But again, your fear is not being super rich.
And you got to think...
And what are you right now?
Not super rich.
So your fear is you living your life right now.
But you got to think.
Like, I took a Corvette to the high school reunion at 10 years.
Like, how many years have I been out of high school?
Are we going to have a 25 year reunion?
I got to probably have a Lambo by then.
But you can rent one.
same way you run into a Corvette.
Yeah.
Or you could work and save up and take calculated risks.
Well, I do save up.
Strategize.
I think my career has been not only just hard work, but also good and bad strategy,
but I think more good than bad.
And taking risks, betting on myself.
Yeah, I've done that.
Taking a lot less money in situations where I could have made a lot more
because I felt like there was a lot more growth.
Like the ceiling was way higher.
Yeah.
I do that.
What risks?
The only risk I took was getting to that stupid storage unit with him
because I still haven't seen my money.
That was a big risk.
No, I told you about that.
We're having people not pay, so I mean...
You're the person not paying.
No, no, no.
You already have some of the money.
You can pay me that.
Right, right.
But I want it to be a big reveal.
Like how much you made and like the big check and all that coming in.
Do we have a big check as a prop here?
Because those checks cost like $70.
I don't want to waste money.
Yeah, we used it before for other stuff.
We do have it?
Yeah, we got one, yeah.
Yeah, so I'm going to present you a check.
On what day?
Whenever I get paid.
I mean, the Yeezys are back up for sale.
What day?
I mean, probably about seven days from now when the Yeezys are final.
The sale is final and the person pays.
Okay, my birthday.
Yeah, yeah, you told me the end of the month.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
But I'm going to give you a couple of extra days too.
Good.
I don't want to make this special.
Oh, you're on your birthday?
It is on a weekend?
Oh, it is on a Sunday.
Yeah.
Okay, so Monday.
I can drop by the crib and bring the check.
Monday the third.
No, don't drop by the crib.
Monday the third.
day after my birthday, I would like to check presentation, regardless of what it is.
Got it.
That's it.
The end, check, pay me my money, give me the check presentation, but then also give me the money
after that because a check doesn't count as the money.
Yeah.
All right.
That's enough time, right?
The third's almost a month.
Yeah, yeah.
Plenty of time.
People should pay for those yeasies by then.
What a bank would do, they would take the money that I've invested in.
If you were the bank, you would be investing it in other things, and then you'd be making
extra money.
And then you'd give me my money back, and then you'd also made extra extra extra money.
That'd be like a scam.
I wouldn't scam you.
Did I ever pay you for the...
Yeah, you finally gave it to me
and I'm setting up my account.
For the what?
For the stocks.
I just realized you guys paid me last week.
I didn't...
No, no, no.
We paid you.
You haven't even done anything but...
I did.
It took you guys a week and a half to pay me
and I didn't realize you guys
had paid me after a week and a half finally
and you paid me last Thursday,
so I got to get on there and do it.
That's a week, though.
Those stocks could have gone up
and then down again.
We could have been super rich by now.
Right, but Amy told me not to do that Robin Hood one.
And so...
I have Robin Hood one.
Great.
I didn't say it was good or bad.
And I don't have, I mean.
So she told me that she talked to some financial lady and told me to do this one.
Okay, great.
Then do it.
Okay.
Well, also, I forgot we did that.
Well, yeah, because he just takes our money and then hopes he forget about it.
Portfolio.
I think he's trying to wait me out on the shoes, too, if I'm being honest.
Automated investing.
What is this?
Build to make investing easy.
Get started.
He's reading the terms and conditions on the air.
Step one.
I don't know how to do this.
Get started.
No, no.
Investor-al- what is a stock?
Guys, I just want to buy a stock.
How do I buy a stock?
But what stock?
I don't know.
And how much money did we invest in you?
$30 each, so we have $90 total.
Okay.
And you said, don't buy all one stock, so I got to buy some cheaper ones.
Diversify.
Yeah, I got to get a portfolio.
You got to research the companies, too.
Yeah, bro.
Don't know it right now.
But we need you to have something by Monday of next week, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I just don't know.
Like, this one doesn't even give me a chance to buy stock.
I don't think.
It says, automated investment.
How do you use the internet?
Oh, portfolio options.
Is that what I need?
Okay, anyway.
Socially responsible investing.
Let's do that.
Dozens of UMass students in the hospital over the Borg
TikTok trend.
You guys seen borging?
We talked about it on the show?
Yeah, we talked about it.
The big, big gallons.
It looks like Kool-Aid, but you just try to drink the whole gallon of alcohol.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What used to do, Edwards, 40 hands.
We'd type it to your hands.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
That was so fun.
I never got to do fun stuff like that or beer pong.
And I always felt a little bit of time.
Forty hands is better than beer pong.
Well, beer pong, though,
universal. Everybody plays beer pong all the time everywhere you go.
Ray still plays it.
Water pong.
And I'm, yeah, but that's lame.
And I'm like,
that's lame. Yeah, it's lame.
It's like, oh, you drink water?
I don't know.
I don't want to play with you if you do that.
Exactly.
Everything, I'd rather just not play at all than be the loser that's playing seven up pong.
You know?
But yeah, I know there a lot of kids are drinking so much.
It's plastic gallon jugs with a mixture of alcohol,
electrolytes, flavoring, and water.
But you go that hard.
Then you know what happens?
What happens to you when people go that hard?
You could die.
You throw up.
It's alcohol poisoning.
Bad news, bad news.
Yeah.
The world's first flying bike has hit the market.
It costs more than $550,000.
The bike resembles kind of that.
I've seen a video of it that's Star Wars bike that flies.
E.T?
I said Star Wars.
But you've never seen Star Wars.
Yes, I bet I've seen the clips.
And that's a bicycle that floats because he's an alien.
Yeah.
That just looks like a bicycle.
E.T makes the bike float.
Yes.
But it doesn't look like that.
It's got a basket.
the front.
Okay.
Anyway,
there's a half a million
dollar bike.
If I was like,
I won the $2 billion
lottery, I'd buy the
half a million dollar bike.
Oh, yeah.
The flying bike
and fly around LA?
Yeah.
That'd be cool.
How can you get?
No,
how can you get in trouble?
You can't fly that thing.
I don't think there are rules on that.
If you just stay like 20 feet in the air,
what kind of rule?
There's no hover rules.
No.
There's FAA rules.
We can do hover and get a ticket.
You're hovering in a non-hover zone, sir.
I mean,
tell me you're not,
I mean,
that would be kind of cool.
you'd create chaos.
People would be screaming and running for their lives.
Well, what I would do is I'd put on like a costume looking like an alien.
Ooh.
Something like that really mess up.
See how quick you can get on the news?
See how quick someone shoot you down?
But I'm only 20 feet up.
Yeah, you mean shoot you down on it?
I'm not up there with the airplanes waving,
riding beside their window on a bicycle.
Like, hey, man.
You tell me some crazy fool doesn't see you floating down the street
and they're not going to be like, what is that and shoot you down?
I'm telling you that, yes.
All right.
You just shoot at things.
Some people do.
But now when you're not threatened.
But if you're dressed like an alien.
Exactly.
Why would you shoot an alien?
Well, they're scared.
Or are they here to save you?
You don't know.
So you shoot it down.
No, you don't.
And then you ask them questions.
Like, what are you doing here?
No, I've been shot.
I'm just Jimmy.
I won't make you.
You pull off the math that Scooby-Doo at the end.
Well, let's see who this is.
Scoob.
Let's see who this is.
It's old man, Weathers.
A woman accuses the son's teacher of seducing her husband with a giant banner.
outside of her school.
Okay.
This is interesting.
That is a bizarre headline.
Yeah.
Now, I would get if you went to parent teacher conference
and she was like, hey.
I bet that happens more than we think.
I bet you want it to happen more.
Heck yeah.
I mean, I'm picturing right now.
A teacher must have the shock of her life
when she came to school for the opening day
to find a large banner accusing her of sleeping
with the married father of one of her students.
Oh, my.
Parents and faculty taking their kids at the school
were treated to a bizarre site, large,
handwritten, it was a banner,
hanging outside the school gates, accusing a certain member of the faculty of ruining a family
by sleeping with one of her students' fathers despite knowing he was married.
Carla, you were the mistress of my baby, and you slept with my husband.
Is it what?
Mistress of my baby.
I guess that's what she...
The mistress of my baby?
Like my husband, my baby.
But it said, and you slept with my husband.
Those are the same.
Like her kid, like you're the mistress of my baby.
No, this doesn't make sense.
Maybe she's just talking, she's saying baby and husband, the same thing.
The photo went viral.
the identity of the accused teacher has not been revealed.
They wrote that the cheating father was one who picked up the children from school.
Carla, quote, took advantage of this, seducing him.
The person did know how the woman found out of the cheating.
Psychotic.
Let me read the headline again.
Woman accuses son's teacher of seducing her husband with giant banner outside of her school.
That makes sense because she put the banner up in front of the school.
Okay, so there's no comment in this, and this is where I read it different, and it hits me different.
Listen to this.
Same exact sentence.
woman accuses son's teacher
of seducing her husband with giant banner
so I thought she was like naked on the banner
yeah or she's like hey
interesting so there's no comment
all the words are the same I just read that different
so the real thing is
a woman accuses a son's teacher of seducing her husband
by using a giant banner outside of her school
to call her out yes
yeah they messed up on that well and mine is like
a woman bought a banner showing her butt
saying, hey, you want some of this to the husband?
And he said, yeah, and did it.
I was going to say, I mean, I was only one to one husband.
Like, if there's a banner, there's going to be more than one husband knocking on that door.
Exactly.
Really?
No, I don't know.
I just say exactly the move on.
Well, they wouldn't.
We're coming up on March Madness, the best city to be in for college basketball is...
Las Vegas.
Okay, to bet.
I get it.
Sure.
No, where is it?
It's in Houston, right?
Like the end of it?
There's no one, not the final four.
They're saying the best city, if you're a college basketball fan or the final four to be is...
Nashville.
At number five, Los Angeles.
Number four, Lexington, Kentucky, where Kentucky plays, very passionate by college basketball.
That's cool.
Number three, where Yukon plays, Stores, Connecticut.
Lawrence, Kansas, at two.
And number one, Durham, North Carolina.
Yeah.
Duke, North Carolina.
Both are there, but Durham is Duke.
Those specifically, right?
Chapel Hill, I think is North Carolina.
Yeah, Chapel Hill's going to be sad.
They won't be playing.
Yeah, they got to win some games in the conference tournament to do that.
It's not done yet.
they were last one out
last night on Lenardi's bracket
I don't know
So it's gonna be tough
But they're gonna get the benefit of the doubt
Just for being North Carolina
If it's close
If they can win a couple tournament games
But I heard that like
There were some like
One dude's
Hoking up with the other dude's girlfriend
On the team
It created a bunch of drama
Oh
I just heard it
I mean I saw it on TikTok
This gotta be true that
Yeah it was like
That's why the team is
really not gelled
Because they hate each other
Oh
Do not know how true that is
It could be absolutely false
But I did see it on TikTok
Are there any commas
We missed there
that made that.
It was a banner.
It's about a banner.
Dude's a girlfriend.
A wedding venue owner chases everyone
out of the wedding reception
with a gun.
Like get out?
They had to go.
They have a time limit.
And if it says leave at 4 p.m.,
it's 4.15,
I guess you can just show up with a gun.
Is this?
South Texas?
Where is this?
Just shoot them down.
It's got to be South Texas.
Dude, we don't know
when to stop partying.
Oh, I thought you meant
South Texas because they went
all, they went in with a gun.
No, no, no, no.
We don't know how to stop party.
The partying.
Florida, a couple's wedding reception.
Oh, okay.
Ended in a way that no one was expecting.
They had rented the venue until 11.30 p.m.
But the company that owns the venue said,
hey, you have to shut it down a little early
because noise complaints.
You're being too loud.
We're getting all these complaints.
So the owner showed up
and started putting a pistol to people's heads
and demanding they leave.
Oh, man.
Putting a gun to that.
That's crazy.
I don't want to go to his wedding place anymore.
We'll find somewhere else.
That's from the New York Post.
Da da da da, da.
A bomb squad is called
after a grenade found.
in a mailbox.
Uh-oh.
No one was...
The Cologne.
Oh, spice bomb.
Spice Bomb.
Spice Bomb for Ray.
No one was heard
after a grenade
was found in a mailbox
in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky.
Obviously, it was the mailman
or male woman who saw it.
It was like, oh, God.
The bomb squad was called.
They removed the grenade.
It was a grenade, but like an old,
like World War II grenade.
And you're like, oh, that's what one looks like.
Case is under investigation.
That's from WLWT-5.
Okay.
There's a couple more things here.
I just got to save this segment.
An artist you claim that you discovered.
I mean, we can do it here.
This is...
This what?
I'll save it, man.
No, I'm gonna do it here.
Because this is just as valuable.
Does everyone have one?
No, I don't want to do that
because none of us have discovered anybody.
That's not true.
You saw mine.
I believe we did this.
No.
Yes.
First, let me go to scuba.
Scuba claims that he's discovered some artists
on Broadway or something.
Was it you?
Like Broadway?
Like...
It wasn't Broadway.
It was some bar.
It was just a random bar.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I never go to these.
And Scott Saff's manager asked me to go to these like new music showcase and I can never make it.
And I finally went to one on Monday.
And I saw this girl perform and I was like, it could just be the emotional state that I'm in.
My wife and I, but she was singing.
And it was some of the best vocals I've heard in a very long time.
Are you high right now?
The way he's talking.
Yes.
It was beautiful.
I'm in an emotional state, man.
No, I'm telling you, I haven't been moved in a minute.
I was sitting there with my wife and I look over at her and I was feeling emotional.
And the lyrics hit me and the way she was singing.
I was like, this is so unique.
Were you borging?
No, I wasn't borging.
I had a couple of drinks, but it was just such a unique sound.
It would sound like a movie score that the entire, it was just, I can't explain it to you.
I was trying to find a recording online.
She doesn't exist online as far as recorded music.
But she's amazing.
But I'd like to define discover.
Just seeing someone early is not discovering them.
No, no, you got to bring them to life.
Yeah, I didn't find her.
find her and put her out there. I just saw her perform.
Yeah. Well, they're saying you were bragging about discovering some new artist.
They just needed prep probably.
Discovering would, yeah, I know. No, no, no. Listen, half the notes I get from you folks are telling on each other.
Eddie? Because you got nothing to say. And you're just like, well, if I tell on somebody, this would be good content.
Eddie? I got a good one coming to you tomorrow. What?
A good one, yes. Oh, gosh.
Can't wait.
Yeah, you're going to love it. But discovering an artist would be literal. You see them, you find them. You've...
What Skooa just did.
You helped them.
No, he saw somebody early.
He didn't discover them.
Discovering the new world as I found it.
I'm bringing it to everybody.
That's what he just did.
No.
No, he literally just saw somebody.
And then he brought it to us saying it was the most beautiful thing I saw him.
He didn't know her name.
Yeah, I do.
Did you look it up?
Yeah, I looked up really quick.
Her name is Caitlin James.
And so it was an official, like, showcase for her.
So somebody's discovered her.
So someone already discovered her.
Well, I went there for another artist, and I wasn't a fan of him.
And I actually like this other chick.
But yeah, so yeah, we didn't discover her.
If anything, we maybe would give her a platform
if she came on the show to make her bigger.
So you would possibly give it.
So that's the thing.
Can everybody elevate the career?
No, God, no.
Yeah, they'll not do that.
He'll turn into the competition.
He'll be bagging on and all.
That's one of the reasons.
I don't let somebody from not this show
coming in and guest host this place
because people will eat them up if they don't do good.
And I don't want that guilt.
Or even if it's just different.
I don't want the guilt.
There's going to be a Facebook thing about somebody sucks
who was nice enough to come and fill in.
You had people fill in.
For you?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm talking about for me, like running the show.
Oh, yeah.
Just let us do it.
Also.
Can you imagine lunchbox doing it?
Good morning, everyone.
Hey, it's all.
All right, time for farce and burbs.
It's 620.
Call her five.
Here's a segment called, no, no, no, no, no.
So I made a list here of all this stuff you guys can buy for me.
What did you say, Mike?
Top five bikini picks I found today.
Hey, bikini season's coming.
Yes, it is.
My point is,
my point is discovering someone
isn't just seeing them early.
It's actually doing something
to help benefit their career
in a way that's bigger than just going,
I knew them when.
Well, then ours for sure then.
I literally feel like I've discovered nobody.
I've helped people.
That's not true.
And people are like, look at all these artists you discovered.
You broke?
No, no, no.
I discover anybody.
Do we have a huge platform?
People come in and they,
They perform wonderfully on the platform that they've been allowed to be on.
That's them.
Sure, we have a great platform.
And our listeners are amazing, but I haven't discovered a dang person.
So we got to find them, like, at a house party where no one knows them and be like, oh, they're so good.
To claim discovery?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, and then help them actually be seen to move to the next level.
Like, become their manager?
You don't have to.
You could get them a manager.
Okay.
I just feel like that's an opportunity for all of us here.
I mean, we're in a town of talent.
We've got to go find them.
But there's 10,000 people trying to also do what you're talking about.
Oh, there are?
Yeah.
Okay.
You think you're the only one that's like, let's go find a star.
Yeah.
I think record labels just sit at their office and like, oh, maybe someone will watch this.
What was your story?
What do you mean?
Oh, no, the one that we discovered?
Who do we discover?
Come on.
Kane Brown.
What?
We didn't discover Kane Brown.
And then we brought him to light.
I know the story, but we did not discover Kane Brown.
That's the story. Tell it.
Well, the story, Kane came out and opened some shows for us way, way, way early, before he ever had a song on the radio.
And he didn't have a guitar.
No, I mean, he just showed up.
Yeah, and he was like, I don't have a guitar.
And Eddie gave him his, and he played, use Eddie's guitar.
He goes, get up, borrow your guitar.
Yeah, no problem.
That's me helping him get to the next level.
No, that's me paying him to come and open the show.
Oh, that's true.
But somebody's already discovered him.
He's killing it on Spotify and streaming.
Nobody discovered.
Hey, those were the days where he would get on his kitchen table and just, like, sing on a Bluetooth
With no shirt on.
Yeah.
And just have millions of you.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
Okay.
So nobody discovered anything here.
Okay.
You guys trying to be freaking Columbus.
You are like Columbus.
You were like Columbus.
You used to come in with a lot of people, remember?
I did.
Huh?
Because he would do karaoke night or something?
Oh, he would host karaoke night.
Every week it was somebody else.
No.
And we brought that one girl in and she was amazing.
And then Abby Anderson, the singer.
You didn't discover her?
Hold on.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
No.
Can I tell you?
Yeah.
She got up into karaoke that she was there with some girlfriend.
and she got out there and seen it.
I said, I don't know what the heck you do for a living,
but you need to become a singer.
She goes, actually, I'm signing a record deal in a few days.
So somebody already discovered it.
And I was like, dang, I know talent.
That was your ticket, man, right there.
But I mean, that was, I was spot on.
Okay, I'll have a couple more things to talk about here.
You don't want to talk about that?
Cool.
Does, Eddie, I have somebody who has a car they want to sell you.
Are you looking for a new car?
Yeah.
Who?
Somebody here?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Ray?
I don't want the, what is it?
Don't worry.
That's not what's being on for.
This isn't even my bit.
You bash my car?
I don't want the Blazer, Ray.
You want the O5 Baltimore.
I'll sell too.
5K, dude, you can have it.
$5,000.
You can have it today.
How many miles?
214, 112.
Checked it this morning.
You want it?
I'm good.
No, no.
Drive it away today.
Let me see what time I mean.
5K.
30? Okay. Okay. Let me do it.
I thought you said the other day it was worth $200.
But, Amy, when you're desperate, you're desperate.
He's desperate right now.
The paint job on that is like crazy. There's no paint left on the car.
There's some.
Barely.
Okay. Quickly, because I got to go.
I need to pimp my ride. I need someone to come pimp my ride.
You know, the move for us to do, and I realize this after we did it yesterday.
We did post show yesterday, right?
But I had saved some stuff for us to do after the post show, which kept me from going on for an hour
because I would do the show for two hours.
And I was like, Michael Purp is going to do some countdown stuff after the post show
so I don't stay here and do the post show all day.
We got to do that. I'm going to do this all day.
I just want to give her a listener so much.
Definitely, I'd have so much time.
You know? I'm just a giver.
You are a giver.
I won't wrap it up.
Let me do two more things here.
Two and a half.
Number one,
Ramundo had a gas station scratchoff that matched every single number 10 out of 10.
But?
No, I don't know, but.
He didn't tell me how much you won.
Yeah, it was...
How much would it cost to buy?
It was $2.
It was a wild tens, $2 ticket at the tiger on the front.
You can get him in Tennessee.
I don't know other states.
It was the first time, so it had two numbers, 13, 36,
and every single number was either a 13 or 36.
So I matched all 10, which...
Probably $2 each, $1,20?
I mean, have you guys ever done that before?
Yes.
Really?
I've on the low ones I have.
Yeah, I've hit those before where it's like...
But they're all a dollar.
Well, it's like, wow, it's, yeah, one or $2.
How much you win?
Well, I was looking back at some of the other cards,
and they would have a $20,000.
Every single card did.
So I'm assuming this is going to be hundreds, thousands of dollars.
It was a one on every screen.
scratch. So it's $10.
Hey, look, you won a bunch of money.
That's cool, though. You talk about a rising
ball. Dude, I thought I was about
to have a down payment on a house.
Okay, there's that one.
One that I don't think we're going to
do here. I don't
know. Lunchmark started calling
and get a free ride on a school bus to work.
A school bus.
What's wrong with that? You can't do that. You can't get on a bus a bunch of kids.
No, that's why it's funny.
Okay. Is it funny enough?
you tell me how funny this is
is it funny to the level of us playing it right now
because I think what we do now is actually pretty fun
or should I save it because it's so funny
we need to put it on the show
me I say save it
who's heard the bit
scuba probably good at all
you ever seen Gladiator where the
I think it's Joaquin Phoenix
he's like the bad guy and he does his thumb like this up
and he picks if somebody dies or not
and he goes
and he goes down
It kills it and up they like win.
That's a great movie.
Scuba, do that.
Eddie can put the camera on him.
Got it.
What are you thinking about this bit?
Scuba?
Hold on,
hold on.
His thumb is up.
Put you some of there.
Side side, side, side, side.
Over here, over here.
Side side.
Side.
And.
Ollie stays right here.
I'm indifferent.
I don't know if it's.
Let's play it then.
Play it.
No, no.
Scoba, what are you doing?
Indifferent.
Play it, Ray.
So set it out.
No.
You're calling to school.
Okay.
Who do you call?
I don't know.
1,100 kids?
I don't know. It just felt creepy.
No, I was riding my bike to work
and it was pretty cold and I was like,
man, and then I saw a school bus
with the numbers that's comments. I was like, hey,
that's a free ride to school. Let me call and see if they'll pick me up.
Comments? Does it mean free ride to school for adult man?
How long is it, Ray?
Minute. Oh, God.
You sure you want to, you don't want to say it?
Mike? Thumbs me. Thumbs me.
Mike, you listen? See?
Oh, damn!
He got it with the up and down.
Has you even heard it?
Have you heard it?
I know what you do.
I know what you do.
Have you heard it?
We're familiar with your work.
Right.
Hold on. Have you heard it?
Wait, wait, question.
Timeout. Timeout. Stop.
Timeout. Stop. Hey.
Hey.
Joe, this is, how can I help you this morning?
Yes, ma'am. I got the number off of the back of one of your buses, so I was just trying to give you a call because I had a question.
Okay.
I've been riding my bike and to save gas.
And so I was just wondering, is, is there a fee to ride the bus?
Well, I would like.
Well, this is the safety line.
and we just handle school buses.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I was just wondering if I could get on the front of the bus because there's a stop right by my house.
And so I would just jump on and then I would ride in the front of the bus.
That way, you know, I can tell the driver exactly how to get to my bus.
Well, are you a student at a nearby school?
No, I'm not a student.
I ride my bike to work.
Oh, dude, this is, I'm sorry.
You've got the wrong number.
You need to call them city.
Well, yeah, no, the school bus stop is right by my house.
And this is the, that's the bus.
But we don't pick up passengers except for students.
Okay, well, what if I talk like this when I get on the bus?
Can I do it to him?
Oh, come on, man.
This is the safety line.
If you see something bad happening, you call me.
But you can't call me for a ride that's not Uber.
I'm sorry.
And your kid voice isn't very good.
She's the star of that show.
Got them.
You know where I put it, Skua?
Dumb side.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Right there.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
A little higher than middle.
No, no, in the middle.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Right in the middle.
So we should have saved it.
No, this was it.
This is good for that.
This is like the minor leagues.
If it had been really good, we'd play it again.
Mike knows what you do.
Mike goes, that was funny.
Lensbock said, you hear it?
Mike goes, I know what you do.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.
But why doesn't he let him talk?
Like, he always interrupted.
That's like the awkward part to me.
Did you see the Clay Walker stuff, the audio?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Caitlin sent it to me.
Oh, God.
So I've seen the video.
Like,
I've seen the video.
What are you talking about?
I've seen the,
it's not just like the blacked out audio?
So,
and I like Clay.
I mean, our experience is here with them,
but so this video goes up
of him just
laying into his bus driver.
Saying some bad stuff.
And it's like,
the version that's up maybe close to a minute.
I mean, I've seen the video
that seems a bit longer than that.
And so,
a leaked audio recording of Clay Walker,
scolding his tour bus driver
a service on social media,
and the singer's issued a statement explaining
what happened and when the incident occurred.
The clip appeared online,
and it features Walker berating the driver
in a profanity-laced rant
and threatening him.
We have a 28-second clip, small clip,
but it's bleeped. Go ahead.
Now, I'm going to tell you something.
I can whip your one-hand time behind my back.
Don't say a fucking word.
Nope.
Tomorrow, call your boss
and get me an experience
driver out here because you
are not that.
And I've been trying to raise you up
last night. And you're telling me
I'm eating into your fucking drive time.
You told me you'd be
here at 10 p.m.
You were not here. You're lying.
Calls him a C word.
I mean, it's brutal.
Oh man, maybe I should give him the number of that bus I called.
Let them or take that one. They said no, though.
Even a good voice. Kid voice. It couldn't get on.
It's brutal stuff.
And that's not even the worst part of it.
Really?
Yeah.
It was worse.
It's bad.
And so I saw that Clay had a release statement, this happened over a year ago, and it came at the end of a long, tough weekend.
The bus driver and I reconciled immediately where friends and stay in touch.
I don't know about that.
Dang.
That's just like, I don't care if it's a year ago or not.
You don't talk to another human like that.
If you just went up and said, hey, look, this isn't working.
I got to let you go.
That sucks, but you don't call somebody a C word.
I see you next Tuesday.
Or, do you hear it?
I did, yeah.
And it was, to me, it sounded like, you know, when you're, like your lid flips on your,
and you're no longer in like a rational.
You're in that red zone?
Yeah, like you're in.
Yeah, but it was so, so, so red.
Oh, so, yeah.
I mean, I think he was fully flipped in some way or something was up just because it's just like,
yeah, you don't typically, you wouldn't treat another human that way.
So, oh, it was hard to hear.
That's tough.
I know.
But I didn't know it was for, I don't know they had reconciled.
I don't either.
I don't either.
I'm not reconciled anybody.
He says that to me.
Yeah, that'd be hard.
Who shot that video?
Was that in his bus?
What I believe is, well, somebody secretly recorded it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just leave that there.
But I'd seen, here's the thing.
God's honest truth.
I'd seen the video, probably four days prior to that.
Oh.
Somebody said, and they were like, should I leak this?
And I was like, no, because they go, though, somebody I'll track it back.
I'll like, give it to me, I'll leak it.
I got always elite crap.
You do?
I do, yeah.
But I didn't.
And it didn't, and then it came out.
And it's not even all of it.
Wow.
Yeah, that's bad.
That's bad news.
Hopefully, he was going through a bad time then.
He realizes that was not the best time of my life.
I was a bad person then.
That situation was not good.
And now I'm going to be better.
But the only you can prove your better is by acting better.
You can't just say, well, I'm better now.
Yeah.
I don't believe they reconcile.
but that that sucked that sucked
hopefully old bro is in a good place now
we've all been in places
we're not the happiest with ourselves
but I never call anybody a C word
my whole life
have you? No
I mean being funny maybe
yeah no not like mad at someone
I think it's hilarious when you call me that sometimes
and the morning you're like good morning see you're like Eddie
Eddie I've never called you that
Eddie it's like
that's it for us
we'll see you tomorrow
and I think it's gonna be a good job
show. I have no reason to think that.
I hope it's more, if we get more content like
Lunchbox calling the Bus Company, it's going to be a heck of a show.
Oh, man, I can't wait. We know what you do.
Wait, hey, he knows what you do.
Line of the day.
That's funny, Mike. I know what you do. Mike can't even
have a microphone. He's over just sniping people from
no mic in the corner.
Sorry, you guys didn't think it's funny?
We thought it was good. She was funny.
Yeah, so why?
It was pretty funny.
That's exactly. If it was bad, you'd
got the thumb down.
Right. Exactly. If it was really good, you got in the thumb.
Tom's up.
I never said it's my best, but it definitely wasn't as bad as you guys made it.
We never said it was metal.
Mike did.
He put thumbs down.
No, he just said he knows what you do.
Yeah, I do funny.
You said it's funny, so that's good.
It's pretty good.
There are a lot of times I try to be funny and it's not funny.
And that's showbiz, baby.
But sometimes are you just like, I got nothing.
So I'm just going to call somebody and do some crap.
No, I thought that was funny.
I saw the bus number.
I was riding my bike.
Yeah, but it doesn't say you can ride the bus.
It just says for complaints about the bus driver.
Oh, right.
But then I just thought, oh, that's funny.
I asked for a ride to work.
Like, obviously they're going to be like, no.
I get it.
You know, the wind's hitting me in the face, you know,
just slapping me right in the face.
And I'm like, is it cold in the morning?
Sometimes.
Yeah, it sucks, huh?
Yeah.
I saw you have a phone holder on your bike.
Yeah, it's like on your belt buckle.
Pretty cool.
It's one of those.
But I don't even put my phone on there.
My wife put that on there.
And like I said, I try.
I try to use it.
He's like Uber bike.
He keeps it up there.
So he calls it.
and go pick them up?
No, because I tried to listen to, like, music on it or whatever.
You can't hear it.
And if you put earbuds in, it's not safe.
You could do one earbud.
No, because then you've got to be attached to the...
No, no, no, Bluetooth, Beau.
I don't have that.
AirPod.
You do have Bluetooth.
I don't have whatever your, those things.
An AirPods?
You don't have an AirPods?
No.
You can get some.
They're relatively cheap.
I mean, I'm not surprised.
I have string ones.
Those are the ones that come with a phone.
I got them in my bag.
They don't even come with the phone.
We know what they look like.
They don't come with it anymore.
They don't come with anything more.
I still use the string once for certain occasions.
Yeah.
Yeah, there they are.
Tined a knot.
Look at that, Bub.
There is, Bub.
That's what I got.
So, yeah, I can't be attached to those.
All right, everybody, keep us a good work.
All right, we got to go.
Thank you, everybody.
Goodbye.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care which I'm saying.
Yep, that's me.
Clifford Taylor the 4th.
You might have seen the skits,
my basketball and college football journey,
or my career in sports media.
Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement
to my brand new podcast,
The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled
conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that
not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it.
Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok
podcast network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL
draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's
East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice.
podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.
From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players
flying under the radar.
This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else.
If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode.
Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcast.
And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins,
but the pregnancy appeared to be a hoax.
You doctored this particular test twice in silence, correct?
I doctored the test ones.
It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern.
Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
Greg, a lesbian, Michael Mancini.
My mind was blown.
I'm Stephanie Young.
This is love trapped.
Laura, Scottsdale Police.
As this season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
