The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (03-23-22)

Episode Date: March 23, 2022

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Thank you. You can leave us a voicemail anytime you want. I just want to say that here. So if you hear something on the show, you can respond to it even as a podcast listener by calling the same number as our phone line. We love it when we get good voicemail. We'll turn them into whole segments.

877-77 Bobby. Hold on. Oh, man. Been saving that one? No, not really. I had too much water. I went in the wrong hole a little bit just then before I went on. 877-77 Bobby, leave us a voicemail.

I have a lot of stuff to talk about today. Who sent a story about the woman with the largest fake breasts in America? Oh, Mike did? Oh, I saw her. Oh, I would have that lunchbox. No, I saw her, though. I would have thought, lunchbox, too,

but they're so big that I think now she wants them out. Yeah, they're giving her a lot of pain and just really a big hassle, even though she wanted to be the biggest in the United States, and she reached her goal, but they're just driving her nuts. Now, this is the shark,

this is the shark hand story, Mike. It's, I saw that, right, it's, they're so big. I mean, they are like, I don't even know how to describe them. Watermelons?

No, no, they're bigger. Yeah, maybe watermelon size, but maybe a little bigger. I'm not joking, By the way, I'm just little bit. I know, but it doesn't look. Doesn't look bad. No, that's not I was going to say.

It doesn't look normal. I just wonder about a doctor that would do this, but they are the largest legal ones you can get. Legal? There can be illegal ones? Yeah, I'm sure. After having three surgeries, to have the biggest breasts in the United States, Nalen Ashley says they're causing our health problems, like migraines and back tension. The implants are 1250cc in size.

I don't know what that means, that they were the largest legal implant size available in the U.S. The implants cost over $17,000. It just looks like a cartoon. But, Eddie, doesn't it look good? Like, it doesn't look like disproportionate. They don't look as bad as I thought they were going to look. They look extremely disproportionate.

Oh. To her body? Yeah. They look like two cantalopes. Yeah. Cantaloup is good. Canaloup is small. Big can't.

That's about the size of a cantaloupe. Yeah. No, I'm looking at that. No. That's bigger. That's a bigger. We have cantaloupes at the house. Okay.

That's the one fruit I eat. But Bobby, put them up to your body and see how that. No, you guys are. Watermelons. No, watermelon's a weird shape.

Yeah, those are many watermelons, guys. Okay. Okay, guys. But I'm telling you, if you saw that at the pool, you'd be like, oh, that looks good. No, I think you wouldn't. That at the pool? Like, why are you speaking that way?

If you saw that at the pool? No, he's talking about her breast. Yeah. Okay. Well, not. You should clarify. I didn't think you were talking. Thank you.

If you saw it at the pool, what would you say? You'd be like, oh, that looks nice. No. I don't think so. They... It would definitely look different. Like, if my wife walked in today with these, I'd be like, woo-hoo! If I were a doctor and someone said, I'd like the largest legal breast implants ever.

That's like when someone goes, can I get to my windows tinted the absolute darkest? You know, like, what do you do? Yeah, shady. What are you in there? Yeah, yeah. But also, too, if you went to the doctor and asked for this, they would say, hey, you know this comes with different issues. like back problems and migraines and stuff like that. So I'm sure she was warned.

Well, maybe. So what's... I don't know. I just saw it. Maybe she thought she was tougher than the migraines, but... John Travolta has landed a 737 pilot's license. So he can be your pilot? That's a big one.

I saw a picture of him standing in front of the plane. Scuba said that he lives in a part of Florida. I thought he lived in L.A., but maybe lived in both. But he said in the part of Florida that he lived, that there is a runway in an airport just for people to live in that neighborhood, because everybody has massive planes. Is this in Jupiter? No, no, it's North Ocala.

It's called Jumble Air. It's like an air community. Everyone has like massive mansions. They have a runway. They've got like a hangar for all the jets and stuff. It's really cool. For the community. Yeah.

Wow. That's a lot of money. That's cool. Dang. I mean. I wonder if you can even get in that neighborhood. It's gated with security guards. Yeah.

You can just drop by. It sounds like a place we couldn't just go in. No, you can drive by the main gate, but you can't get into it. Well, he is now. What if you're, like, flying? Like, all right, we're boarding group B. You look up and you're like, there's Danny Zuko.

Amazing. The dude from Look Who's Talking. Yeah, look at that. There's the baby voice. A woman was left with a shark hand after doctor sewed it inside of her stomach during surgery. And I saw the picture, and I didn't quite... It almost looked like a lobster claw.

They looked like that to you, Mike? after being woken up from 11 days in a medically induced coma, Sadie Dimp found out that her left hand now looked like a shark. She developed a sepsis infection after having a kidney stone removed, and the hand was sewn into her stomach after the fingers were amputated to maintain blood circulation. So they had to sew it in, oh, they had to literally sew it into her stomach. It does look like a claw.

She's, yeah, right, it looks like a, like a big lobster claw. I bet you that she's just happy to be alive and they figure, it out and they can also probably at some point make it look a little more like a hand. What do you imagine? Like she's lucky they were able to figure this out and they can probably make it look a little more like a normal hand.

Because you're looking at it. I'm looking for you to say anything. I can't stop looking at it. It's just... Are you looking to talk anything? Yeah, it just looks so... You're speechless. Like, so different. And her thumb still works.

So her thumb is like the little part of the claw. Yeah. Yes. Like a shark claw. Oh, Eddie, we got him with a looking tall. Sorry, man. Well, I was also trying to show lunchbox how to run his computer. Well, that I understand.

And I'm looking at real estate and jumble air. What do you mean enlarge the video? The video was not an option to enlarge, Eddie. A guy tried to steal a Navy sylvest used in the Osama bin Laden raid, which that is something people will be upset about if you were to steal it and they find out that you stole it. That's a risky one. I guess if you could steal in black market. But still, this is not something I want to mess with.

A contractor, a contractor on Florida was doing some work at a Navy Seal Museum on Monday and got caught trying to steal a ballistic vest worn by a member of the Steel Team Sex. Wow. Like working at the museum. But isn't that how the Tommy and Pam video got out, Tommy Lee Pam? Somebody working. It was a worker at the house who felt like they hadn't been paid and released the tape. Oh, wow.

Like stole the tape maybe? Yeah. Scoob was like, yeah, yeah. Scoopin noticed. Yeah, it was like a worker, though, at the house who, like, felt like he was upset with them. So he took a huge safe. Yeah. And in the safe, how did he get in the safe, though?

They're thinking of money and a lot of things, but in there was that tape. But how did he get in the safe? Do we know? Dang. I thought safes were supposed to be uncrackable. Yeah, I know. I think we're construction. That's from the smoking gun, that story about the Navy Seal vest.

Michigan Man's lucky lottery numbers did win in $400,000. in the Michigan jackpot. So you don't play lucky numbers, Lunchbox, because you think if you don't play them once, they'll hit. And then I would have to end myself. So you do quick pick. So you would kill yourself. End yourself?

Yes. He's often said that. That if he did pick lucky numbers. Yeah, just think if I pick the same numbers every day or every drawing for three years. And then one day I don't get a ticket. And those numbers hit, and it's $50 million. I'm out.

That's worth ending your life. 50 million? Your kid's not having a dad? I mean, interesting. Yeah. What were you saying? I was going to say they would have $50 million and I cost them.

Now they're not going to have that. And they're dad. I mean, I would never be able to live. Every day I would think about it. It's just like, oh my gosh, you're such an idiot. If you guys will leave us a voicemail about this segment we're doing tomorrow, that would be great, where did you randomly meet a celebrity and that you actually had a human moment? Can't be it a show backstage or you knew they were going to, like, where were you just,

randomly when a celebrity walked in or you walked in, you're like, oh, hey, what's up, Jerry Seinfeld? That. Where did that? Let us know. 877-77 Bobby. Did you guys watch the newest episode of the Magic Johnson show? I'm about three-fourths done with it. I learned something.

What? What did you learn? I don't care. Since it all happened in history. Yeah. In the 70s. Can I say that something happened or would you like me not to say it? I mean, I'm going to watch it and I don't care if you say it.

Mike, what's the rule on that? Of the entire show? Hold on. Tell me this. I didn't know about spoiler rules. If it reveals something that when I watch it for the first time I experience and enjoy that part of it, then it's a spoiler, even if it's in history. But you learn something, so it's probably a spoiler. I feel like it's a little bit of a spoiler.

Have you watched it? No. Do you know what he's talking about? No. There's one part that I for sure wouldn't tell you that happens in the episode that I think it would really be a spoiler. My instinct does not say anything about it. Oh, you got it. How about this?

And this is just sports nerdy. I didn't know that a guy they tried to hire to be the coach. Yeah. I'm with you on that. And he wasn't the coach, but I knew him from other things. I didn't know the Lakers tried to hire him to be the coach. Yeah. Something happens on later.

But yeah. What I'm shocked about is how simple their lives were, because I guess NBA wasn't as big as it is now. It wasn't at all. They lived in normal homes. Like, these are legends, NBA legends. and they just lived these normal lives when they were, I guess, like professional basketball players then.

Hey, Scoob, I'll take one of those. Sonic brought by some of these new shakes. They'd be considered shakes, right? Yes. It's like ice cream shake. White. That's what I got. White cake.

White cake shake. What's mine? You got yellow cake batter. Yellow cake batter. Yellow cake batter. I can't remember. I was going back and forward between yellow cake and brownie better. Hey, is there a difference?

What do you mean? Between yellow cake and white cake? Yeah. Other than the color? Oh, I don't know. I just didn't pick brownie. Didn't we have this? Is Eddie going to start this argument?

No, no, Morgan and I had this argument. I never had this argument. No, he had it the other day with Morgan. Morgan. What's the argument? That I believe it's the same flavor. They're just two different colors. And Morgan disagree.

Oh, that's good. I disagree. Okay. White cake uses only or almost all egg whites. Yellow cakes get their color and more custody flavor from using whole eggs, including the yolt. sometimes extra. Probably not a different flavor then.

No. It is a different, more casterty flavor. She just said different flavor. I don't know. That's good, man. Now we know what I get. Hey, you really missed out on the cake. Dang, I should have gotten in the cake.

What did I get, Scoot? You don't have missed out. You know what I got? I didn't get one. Oh, brownie batter. You did. I don't know why he didn't bring you yours. It's coming.

Maybe because you usually get a shake. anyway. Maybe because you're mean to him. That's cool. That too. A study found that improved confidence in a certain room in the house has been linked to better mental health. Which one? Well, do you go to a room in your house and just feel better? You're like, oh, I like to be in this room.

Yeah. The bedroom. My room. Okay. My living room. Once I painted it green. But you said bedroom first. Eddie, what did you say? Bedroom.

Researchers from this university say that there's a greater confidence found in the kitchen. You go in the kitchen, you feel better. Because you eat. Amy's eating while she's talking. You can eat. Have it. But we won't talk about our mouths full, right? You sound like me talking to my kids.

Yeah, we won't talk about. We're not going to do that, are we boys? No, Dad. We won't. You can still eat. It's okay, I'm done, Dad. But we'll wait to have our conversation. Sorry, I got excited.

Let's see here. I'm like, we didn't just put the dishes in the sink, right? Not in the dishwasher? No, Dad. Let's see. Let us play voicemail number one, Ramundo, please, if you have it over there. Hey, Bobby. We just watched the Out Heart Radio show.

We just wanted to make a reference of how everybody lipsink, every single song, except Jason Aldine. He stumbled over his second lyric, and he still managed the show. That's country. Not even mad about it. I don't know that that's true or not. Not even mad about it. But that's funny.

That's country. I would bet you there was a mix. And depending on the dancing, And sometimes it's not lip syncing. They're singing with a track, and if there's dancing, they don't have to sing right then. So I don't know that that's true, but it is funny that probably Aldine didn't lip sync and that they know that because he messed up. That's pretty funny.

That's pretty funny. Let's do, do we have any more we haven't played Ray? No, we did that one. What about, no, that's it. I think we played them all at some point. All right, all right. You ever get a text from someone? This is one of my pet peeves now.

they're like, hey, you busy Friday? And it's like that. That's all it says? Yeah, and I'm like, well, I don't, I don't know. It depends what you're off. It depends what you want me to do. There's a difference in play golf or help you move. And whatever your answer is going to be, it's going to affect my answer.

It's just such a, hey, you're around next week? Well, that's an interesting question because at certain points I'm around and at certain points I'm not around. But. You're so literal. Schedule will be affected based on what you want me to do. So I would rather tell me, hey, like, on Wednesday, I have this in mind. How about we do that? Or I get a text.

Hey, you busy tomorrow? What, what, what, what? It depends. No, I'm not. Unless it's something you, I would not like to do, then yes, I am. Yeah. So that generic question, it kind of sets you up for whatever they want. Hey, you got big plans tomorrow?

Well, I do have some plans. They're not big. Well, great. how about this? And then if you say, no, you're a jerk. No one else tells what's that? You know, we're going to a spiral. I'm usually the one that asks that question.

Oh, you are? I'm the one that says, hey, man, what are you doing on Friday? And then I guess what are you doing? I guess what I'm looking for is just a response in general. Like, oh, what's up? Are you in town? Oh, yeah, I'm in town. Cool.

Do you want to play golf? That's kind of the conversation. I feel like I'm like, hey, you want to play golf on Friday is too, like, direct. Come right at me. Let me know what you want? So what is your reply? It depends. I know, but if they say,

hey, you're around on Friday, what do you reply? Exactly. Good question. Are you around on Friday? Some of that I am, some of the, you know, sometimes I am.

I see what you're saying. Yeah. Because they're just setting me up to get me into something because if I'm around and I don't have any plans, why do I not want to go and do whatever? And sometimes I just don't want to do it.

You could just say, why what's up? Yeah, I do all that. Okay. Sometimes I just ignore it. But what if you're missing out? Straight up ignore? Well, sometimes if I've been through this before,

where they trick me? Yeah. I'd be like, are you around on Friday? I do that too sometimes. I get them back. I'm like, are you around on Friday? Are you around on Friday? No, I ask first.

Yeah. Just let us know. Do you have to walk us somewhere? And then we're like, yeah, we're free. And then be like, well, since you're free, then you have no reason to say no to whatever I say. So I, everybody's going on, that I'm bothering it. Yeah, I don't think it's mean-spirited.

It's just kind of. I don't think it's just kind of annoying. Yeah, I know. They're not looking for like a forceful, No, they're looking to set you up because when you got nothing, well, then why won't you accept what I'm saying to do since you got nothing? But Eddie's not trying to set up. I've never thought that.

It's a setup. Stay with me. It's an interesting communication style. One that I do not like. So now I just reply, are you around on Friday? There you go. I think that's it. We got our shakes.

I do have a new podcast idea that I'm not going to share today, but I think I figured it out. Podcast for who? No. For what? For you? Exactly. No. We split ours because the situation was we were not loading it until the West Coast heard the end of the show.

Oh. Well, for our friends on the East Coast, that meant they had to wait until way many hours later in their day than someone in the West Coast would. So we said, well, what if we put the first half of the show up, East Coasters can take it? Don't put the second half. You got both parts of the show. West Coast can do the same thing. Got a lot of pushback. We can't push a button twice.

We didn't know our phone could hold more than one podcast. So I was getting a lot of that. So I've been trying to find a way to make everyone happy because we don't always make the best decisions. At one point, I thought, why don't we layer, on the podcast, why don't we put up every segment in order of how good they are to the end? And listeners said, no, we don't like that.

So I said, great, we did it for a while. Got the feedback changed. Last night, I was thinking a little something, and I think I have the plan. I think that the plant's going to make everybody happy. What is it? I can't tell you right now. I got to make sure it's legal.

Legal. I got to talk to this group of Steve and Mike after this. I sent them a message last night. I sent him a voice message, a little voice memo. I said, hey, let's talk about a podcast tomorrow. Remind me. Let go to the button, sent it. Had that been Amy, it had been like,

And I know when I know. Hey, I'm just here singing, just thinking about the show. By the way, I just walked in. You will not believe what happened to her at school today. I'll tell you about it. I'll put it in some notes tonight. Hey, speaking of notes, are they coming through? and it would just go on, right?

She just chases her tail. And then they'd be like, oh yeah, we have a podcast to talk about, but I wouldn't even get to that part. I would have checked out at somewhere where the refrigerator light is even on when the door's closed. You know, when she went into thinking about that,

that's where I would have probably checked out. But I sent a quick, hey guys, remind me tomorrow, let's talk about the podcast. I sent one to Mike. So boring. It's not entertainment. It's just.

I know. Eddie also wants to do a bit switch and pick a bit. Which is. Is that legal? Well, I don't think it is. Okay. Let's be real, as time goes on, I'm forgetting what the original bit was.

Oh, that's trouble. Yeah, that's trouble. It's like, every time we tease it, I'm like, oh. Eddie, someone was stealing money in your house and you finally figured out the culprit. Someone was stealing money from his kid's wallet. That's been on Pick a Bit. It hasn't been picked. But, man, I have a better one.

But Lunchbox is the fact that he's been on the news. Has anyone seen him on the news? Yeah, has anybody seen me on the news lately? Yeah. Well, we'll do pick a bit again next week early. We'll add another bit to it. Yep. And so far, no one's picked lunchboxes are Eddie's bits.

The new bit shows up and is all shiny and everybody picks that one. I don't think they're doing it on purpose, but it's okay. Well, if Ray gets back on there, I think he's going to lose. Clickbait Ray. Click bait. You got him last time. Like, we were like, that's an amazing bit. I'm leaning towards going Eddie, but I can guarantee this.

I'm never picking lunchbox. Oh, wow. Wow, ahead of time. Why are you, why? Because it's just so fun to keep it on there. Oh, you're just. But do you see what I'm saying? Then she shouldn't be allowed to vote if she's a tainted juror.

But the thing is, I'm going to have a vote. Like, who else? We're limited with people. Well, if she's in the vote, if I put the picket with her bit, she's out of the bit. That's true. That's true. That's what, Amy, if I ever get a vote, you're never getting my vote then. Okay.

Okay, guys, come on. Don't start this. Tip for tat. Hey, Morgan, people were giving us a hard time on the Facebook page. Because why? Basically, because we share stories giving each other a hard time, and they're like, oh, well, this is getting annoying that you guys keep making fun of each other. But I think we need to remind them that this is like a family and we're like kind of siblings sometime giving each other hard times. It depends.

No, it's more like they said they were mad at Morgan for tattletailing because I've used Abby's water on my fingers. Eddie has ice cream all over his face. I do. Is it on my mustache? They're mad because we just pick on lunchbox a lot. Entirely. Lunchbox is the biggest. the biggest pick on her

most bully biggest correct I cannot believe people say that I'm speechless yeah no you're just a tattletail I was just washing my hands

and you had to go tattletail and then what makes me mad people defend him with he is who he is it's just like okay yeah and I'm who I am we all just say rude stuff

because we're rude like it's like it's also like when people will say anyone like you know I like it they tell it like it is no they just tell it in a way that you like it's not that someone tells it like it is. They just say it in a way that you like it. So you're like,

he's telling it like it like it is. Because that's how I like. I'm not talking about you specifically. Well, you're sure are talking like me. I guess my impression of someone on Facebook is lunchbox. Now, you kind of go to that accent. That's who I picture behind all the posts. Maybe it is him. Someone like lunchbox. It's lunchbox. You never hear someone go, I like it because they just tell it like it is, but I don't agree with them. That never happens. Someone who tells it like it is, according to people, is someone who tells it like they believe. They tell it like it is.

Again, you never even want to go, you know, I like the guy, he tells it like it is. I hate everything he's saying, and I disagree with him wholeheartedly, but he tells it like it is. Never happens. Yeah. You don't disagree? I mean, I don't know what to say. You guys quit being mean to me. Okay.

Now he's a victim. Apparently it's a nightclub in here after we leave. Oh, for sure. That's true. According to Amy. Yeah, like yesterday I worked from here for several hours. and it starts to pick up a bit, you know, there's like a few little people playing around for a little bit,

but then Steve gets hardcore and starts playing all the new hits. Like this one by Milky. Milky Chance. Yeah, Milk Chance. Milk Chance. This song's Colorado. I was like, oh, kind of a jam, but he turns it up. And then he just, but everyone's still working.

And he just, it gets loud. Eddie's here doing, I don't even know. Working, Eddie, do up here on this. Working, man. Amy, was I not working the whole time? And he's helping me the whole time. Helping scuba. But I got to say, it was fun.

I was like, oh, we should do this more. This is like a club. What you call it? I saw you're doing like high kicks up here yesterday. Have you ever seen this scene in friends where it's like Monica's friend? And she's like, look, I can do high kicks. Have you ever seen that? No.

No? I was doing my, so in ninth grade, I was on the drill team for just one year because I was tired of being put in the back. Like I never made front row ever. I was like, I clearly this is not for me. So I quit the team, but I'll never forget that that little routine I did there. But why were you doing on camera? I don't know. We just, I don't know. We were playing the celebration song for the Haiti money.

And then I was like, oh, the famous dance routine. And then I thought, oh, fellow former red jackets from Oz and High might follow and they could see this. And I bet they know the famous routine. This is what you would leave on a voice memo if you guys were. I'm starting to understand that. Our instructor, this Kathy Livingston, that was her little routine and she would insert it into

different dances, but it was always the famous. Yeah, and so that's the kick routine. Hey, Mike, when you look up, it's the same woman who had sex with Stifler What? An American Pie? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it? Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, this is it.

Yeah, her name's Amanda. That's what reminded me of Amy yesterday. She did a kick routine on Friends? Yeah. She was like, look, I can still do this. And she's like doing a kick routine for Chandler. Is she? Yeah, it's her. Anyway, sort of mind her.

I mean, I could still do it, though. I know, that's what she said. She's like, look, I can still do a kick routine. I mean, it hurt. And I can't go as high as I used to. But, I mean, 41. Not bad. Not bad.

All right, I think we're done here. Anything else you want to say, Amy? No. All right. You? I'm done. I'm sore. I got allergy eyes.

Yeah. Allergies are real right now. They're killing me all morning eyes. I was trying. Is this a voice memo? Let me see. One look at you and I can't discuss a guy. What song is that?

Angry eyes. Hungry eyes. Hungry eyes. That's funny, Amy. Who sings Rio? That's George Michael's band. No, no, no. Yeah, his band.

Wham. No. Oh, Durand, Duran. That's it. But Hungry Eyes is not Duran, Duran. It's a guy. Duran? Eric Carmen.

No, that's Cartman. I think it's Eric Carmen. That's South Park. That's South Park. Name the movie. I might be wrong. But I think it's Eric Carmen. You're right.

It's Eric Carmen. Eric Harmon? Man, Scuba's moody today. Scuba's just like, yes, Eric Carmen. Guys, he censored me earlier. Stop arguing. He censored me earlier. Yeah, we won't talk about that right here.

But I was definitely censored by Scuba. And it is what it is. I took my bumps and I said, okay, yes, sir, I'll take another. And that's how it was. Allergies probably. I haven't been able to see clearly all morning because my eyes are so allergy ridden. And I've been censored by Scuba, and it is what it is. What if scuba was a spice in here by corporate?

I'd believe it. Me too. I can't out of nowhere, so that would make sense. Yeah. Like they hired them because it couldn't get quite a control on us. Yeah. We're not in New York or L.A. And it's like, we know, they listen, kind of, but then not really.

Undercover boss. So he reports back everything that happens here. Like, that's probably what's happening. Well, he is. We do some shady stuff. He turns this place into a nightclub. Yeah. Because his work's done when we're not here.

Yeah, turn it up. Good. Or maybe it's one of those things where he's like, oh, let me act like I'm having fun. But if these guys are having fun, they're not really working. Look at them. It's his disguise.

Entrapment. He's trapped us by giving us something and then punishing us for it. That's it. Any chance you're a sport. spy, scuba? Any chance I'm an alien? No, but are you on our team or not?

Oh, I am. There's always this divide that you have to have in this position where you report to the programmers, but you also have to deal with your team, and there's some things that stay with this team, there's some things that stay with that team, and I have to figure out that line of the loyalty, and there's certain things that we do here that are off limits. What's he talking about? I hear what he said. He knows how to do this because he knows I stop listening about seven words in.

Yeah. And he just continued. And I'm like, yeah, cool, man. And he never really answered the question. Never. No, he went a straight politician. You asked him a question? No, I think Amy gets it. Like, what I'm saying is that if you have a basket and you're also loyal to them in different ways, but we think you're loyal to us and they think you're loyal to them, so you're tricking us all. No, because I know everything, but I pick and choose where it goes because there's reason behind it. Like, I wouldn't tell them everything that we do on the corporate side because there's some things that we keep between us that they shouldn't know about. and there's some things that they do need to know about because it's open information.

And then there are things that we don't need to know about that they do to us. Exactly. So is he on our side? No. Yes. It sounds like he's not. It's 70, 30. It's 70, 30 there.

Yeah. I believe that. That's my role. I have to do that. No, what's he supposed to do? Well, did you get an email from them last night saying, hey, you should probably censor Bobby. No. I didn't censor it.

I made a decision that I felt like it should be shorter. Interesting. All right. I'm not satisfied with that answer I'm done telling him things I'll put it that way So you're done helping him Maybe oh are you holding back now

Oh man you're not going to help me anymore I'll be going home every day Oh what am I going to do now Okay Sorry Scoop you want to be at 05 every day now without the help Okay Are you making fun of me? It's today has seemed I have been

I've been a little crooked all day Because I've got allergies and I took allergy medicine So I felt a little crooked Amy's felt a little drunk I have not Scoob was felt a little deep voice tired sensory I think lunchbox not even probably been crushing it today

good voice yeah thank you thank you I've been masking the pain over here but we've all let you fight through it what hurts my stomach why I don't know just pain right here in the stomach just you pregnant maybe I don't know I'm just toughing it out if you could

would you have a baby out of your butt no chance your butt no chance pregnant I would never want to be pregnant in my life no Interesting. I've often thought I wanted to be pregnant. Yeah, you don't. So I could bond with the baby. Trust me. When you're around your wife and she's pregnant, you'll see how miserable it is. You won't want that pain.

No, I get that, but I just feel like I'd be open to the possibility to have a baby out the butt. No. No. And I'll leave that there. Why wouldn't you just get a C-section? Well, that's an option, but you don't want there to not be a natural. You want to start natural. Well, you don't want there to be not an option of it. out naturally. Yeah.

Yeah, correct. It's not natural. No, no, hypothetically, if that's the way it happens. Why not vomit it out? That would be painful. I like that. It's quicker, though. But if it gets hung up and you can't breathe.

Do you like throwing up? No. Yeah, who does? That's the worst. I'm sure somebody. The other end's not bad. No. No, but yes, but that's different, though,

because I've had butt issues where I've ripped my butt. I get it. I get it. But a normal one sometimes is like, that was nice. Oh, stop. Also, what? How have they been more on than anybody else in the show?

I feel like you've had a great show, Bobby, but all of a sudden I haven't and they have. I don't feel like it. I feel like I. I've been funny, but I've just been. I don't necessarily say funny. I was trying to read something off the paper. No, you did say funny. I said you had a great show.

Yeah, and you said you've been funny. Okay. Then you just said you didn't say that. Did I say that? Eddie, and that's why you haven't had a good show, Amy. Amy's drunk. Eddie, we get a compliment. And Amy can't stand it.

That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. I want to learn from it. I want to learn what did they do so that I can learn. Hey, go back and listen to the tape. You'll hear it.

You'll hear it. Okay. I guess I'm not to. Go back and listen. I guess I'm not to go listen to game tape. They also have less of a space. What you're talking about with us? They also have less of us.

Yeah, we are a little crowded over here. Can I get a bit of her desk? They also have less of a space. to fill so sometimes you don't see where you and I spotlight on and I couldn't even read earlier because my eyes are squinty as like Eddie can you seek his allergies he's like I'm having those problems too yeah so with that an allergy medicine I'm a little crooked

I have no idea what is different about me today versus yesterday I believe and Ray you can back me up on this or say I'm wrong did Amy not just say hey you had a good show you were funny and I said oh you said it's funny that she goes I didn't say you're funny. Is there any chance that just happened to make that up? We need to pull the tape. I said you've had a great show. I said you're like, let Ray answer. No, I asked scuba. Ray. Amy did say that sentence.

I said funny. Ray's off too. I said funny. All right, she's getting us all. Ray looks like a... I guess there's no way to hear the tape while we're doing the show, huh? Yeah, I really can't. Okay, well, we're gonna, don't worry. We'll chat, we hear it tomorrow. But don't tell us what happened today. We'll just play

it back tomorrow. All right? Everybody good? Yep. I mean, I was really good. Good show, lunchbox. Hey, good job. Thanks, dude. Sorry, Amy, you're not on our level. Maybe tomorrow, Amy.

Maybe. Always, New Day. Hey, I'm talking to myself, too. New Day. I recognize that. Yeah. I know I had a good show and I was funny, according to Amy, but she didn't say it was funny. I really just thought I said you had a great show, but, I mean, whatever.

That was a great show and wasn't just a good show. I feel like I had a good show. I felt a little crooked the whole day, you know? All right, that's what's up. Thank you guys. That's the end of the podcast. We will see you. And then we're going to get your idea.

You aren't. No, right now. Scuba and Mike. I got to make sure it's legal. I'm sure Scova's not on our side. I'll report it to corporate immediately if it's illegal. Do you want Ray in that meeting since he goes to y'all's dinners? Ray would be good in the meeting.

Yep, put him in there. I bet he says one word. That's okay. Cool, pimp. We don't have, we don't. Sounds good, Pimp. Did we need to have a meeting? Anybody?

For what? What do you want to meet about? I don't know. Maybe we should start meeting. I'm good. All right, we're done. One thing I don't want to do is meet. We're done.

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