The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (03-30-22)

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

Bobby gives it .5% that the Will Smith and Chris Rock situation may be an April Fool’s Joke. Why Bobby woke up at 2am and couldn’t go back to sleep. He also reveals a unique situation with his dogs only listening to either him or his wife. Bobby randomly gets a text from a super famous country star. We talk about why there was a TV crew in studio yesterday. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yes, come on. I don't think it is. Oh, yeah, Will Smith. I don't think it is. Gosh, come on. Yeah, because it's gotten like. But it would be the greatest April Fool's joke. It'd be the greatest.

Now, there are theories that are out that just aren't true, like they did it for ratings. That didn't work. It was too late in the show. They would have done it in the first third of the show. And then Will Smith would have been on at the end. But the argument is future ratings. It doesn't matter. You don't always have the same people produce.

I get it. No, yeah. Unless they do what I said yesterday, who are they going to slap next? In the next segment, will it be? It's just not, that's not going to happen again. unless Chris Rock hosts and they come out and do a musical number and that could actually happen.

That would be awesome. I don't think it's an April Fool's joke, but I'm going 0.5% and even if it wasn't, they could still say it is. Can you do an April Fool's joke not on April Fool's joke? Yes, and we did here on the show.

Last year, maybe the year before, we kept acting like listeners couldn't figure out the voice on the phone. That's right. We were like, we can't figure out who the celebrity is. And we'd tell the listener, hey, come on the phone. Just miss it on purpose. And the celebrity was?

Morgan Freeman. The most recognizable voice. And they were like, I don't know. Is that Adam Sandler? And it drove listeners crazy. And then April 1st, we were like, we've been doing this to you guys for the last month, April Fool's. And we're not a big April Fool show. We're not going to be this year.

By the way, we're not in the middle of a joke now, which people think we are. they think we're not picking lunchbox and Eddie's pick a bit as an April Fool's joke. I did. I did. I was like, okay, this is funny? Is it funny? Would that be a good April Fool's joke? I don't think so. I would think we would do better. Wra. Weak payout. Now, what makes you that 0.5%?

Like, you were so against it. That's true. What is starting to swing that, what do you call it, the lever? The pendulum? That's it. Yeah. That even if it wasn't, they could not come out and say that it was to kind of patch it all together

and we're like oh they got us and it never was to begin with but again Will Smith obviously is a wonderful actor oh one of the best he just won the award for him that's right I still don't think it's true

and I still think he was a chump but 0.5% I mean Hollywood the best storytellers in the world does this hurt Will Smith going forward no how does it affect him yeah it does I think the perception of him is slightly damaged or just seen differently

I don't see him exactly the same way I see him as someone who was I see him as someone who had something going on in his personal life and that triggered him to the point he reacted in a way he's probably ashamed how he reacted I think we all can react like that though for sure I think and here's the clip I saw of Will Smith yesterday

he was doing an old talk show maybe it was Arsenio making fun of somebody with the same disease correct so yeah so yeah so don't hit me with the oh he was doing the same joke to somebody and it was hilarious to him in the crowd. The videos that are coming out are funny. There was another video of him, like, at some school teaching them how to slap.

Oh, yeah, a fake slap, the kid. Oh, my God. That's funny. So, when I saw the Will Smith joke, and I don't think it's an April Fool's joke. I don't think, I also don't hate Will Smith. We all have times and moments where we react in ways we're not proud of. His happen to be on national TV.

Yeah. It's like the Eric Church situation. People are like, would you be mad if Eric Church canceled a show to go? Yeah. Does it suck? Yeah. Would you feel screwed over as a fan? Yeah.

But would you snap me, Morgan? No, sorry. Oh, the Morgan was snapping to me saying, do something. I didn't take all my orders from her. But all that does suck and it is crappy for the fans. But that happens sometimes. I mean, he wants to do this. It sucks.

but he gets to do this. Doesn't make him a bad person. It lets him, he's being selfish, and that's okay. Sometimes we all do this. Right. Doesn't Amy say sometimes it's good to be selfish, right, Amy?

I don't know if I said that, but it depends on what context. I think it's a good new slogan for Amy. He is, in people's minds, some people's mind screwing him over. And I can understand that reasoning, but I'm not going to like them less because all the dumb things and bad decisions

that I have made or selfish moves that I, have made, this is just his than a slightly more public platform. And yeah, it sucks for the fans there.

The fact that he's like scheduling another show, my prediction is still schedule another show now after this happened. A better show. I don't know if that's possible. I can't do that.

I mean, he's... Bring a bunch of other people with you. But I don't like him less. If anything, he's more human now. He looks at actually a real human being and not the chief. He puts the glasses on

and becomes that... Like, he's like, I want to watch a basketball game. Stars are just like guys. And it's unfair. to people in San Antonio who bought tickets. But here's the thing I learned long ago. Life ain't fair.

So deal with it. Well, you have to. You have no choice. Right. And it sucks, but you'll be okay. And he'll do a show there, I bet. But people are all upset. And I would be disappointed too, but I don't think I would be upset. There's a difference. And also, it's a big deal to him.

He wouldn't do it if it wasn't a big, big, big, big deal to him. So it's okay to be upset. You have a right to be. And I probably would be, too. But I also respect his decision. to live his life. So there you go. There's my thoughts on those.

I gave a lot more thoughts this morning when I wasn't as tired and it wasn't as war down. I woke up at like two this morning. Why? I don't know. I wake up like this,

and I'm up. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. And I could try to lay back down but then I just waste time and I never go back to sleep. Of all the times this happens, maybe one out of ten do I fall back asleep

so I just play the game. Well, this probably, odds are, going to be one of the nine times where I don't go back to sleep. So I might as well get up and might as well just start working on stuff. So I started sending mic notes and we start going over stuff. And we had a couple bits that we were working on this morning.

That there were a couple of bits we couldn't quite figure out, a couple bits we did. So because you couldn't sleep, you woke Mike up at 2-2? I waited a little bit. Three. But I didn't text him. I emailed him. And then when you got an email back, you're like, okay, for your game. Game on.

When he didn't get an email back, he sent another one and say, hey, wake up. Where are you? Emails don't wake people up. I did send Mike a text last night after 10 p.m. About a segment. And this morning I was like, hey, buddy, sorry about that. But I wasn't really sorry. Mostly it was like, do you have, well, do not disturb on your iPhone?

That was a question I asked. And he was like, no, I don't. And what that does is you can still get text. You can still see it if you look at it, but it doesn't write your phone up and it doesn't make a noise. So, but if you grab it and you look at it, you'll see there's a text. And he doesn't. But to be fair, I have. my do not disturbed that comes on at nine,

but the only people that can break through that wall are Mike, scuba, and a couple of the people that, in my management team. And so other than that, all you guys just go to the wayside. Cool. Yeah. But nobody takes me anyway after nine unless it's an emergency. We know better.

But yeah, I was talking Mike license at 10, and I send a message like two. And then. But you feel special, Mike? I don't think special is our word. Oh. I think it's just a constant line of communication. But I woke up, worked on the show,

played NBA 2K22 a little bit online This morning? There's only so much I could do. I read everything. I went over all the notes, rearranged some of the show, sent Mike a couple questions, he hit me back,

and then I was just sitting there. And I need to stay, I don't want to get tired, and if I read a book, I'll get sleepy, but not be able to go back to sleep, or I will, but it's too late. So I played,

I played online, but I didn't play people. Got it. I play, I'm testing out of a least, league so that we can have our own league. So I'm just playing games in a test league. Can't wait.

That was it. I got here this morning. My voice starting to fry a little bit because I've been up since two this morning. And here we are. That's the situation. Here's a situation in my house, though. Last night, what did I do last night? I went to dinner last night with somebody I work with in the Grand Ole Opry space.

One of the bosses over there, but somebody I really like to spend time with. So we have dinner, and it's about a two-hour dinner. A lot of catching up, talking. Really respect this person and get home pretty late. And we're talking to the dogs, Caitlin and myself. And we go in, we watch the last episode of Bad Vegan. So we're all done with that show. I give it three out of five.

Not bad. Uncooked vegetables. Lasanias. Raw lasagnas. Yeah, pretty good. What do you think? I mean, I liked it. Yeah, it's definitely interesting.

I'm glad we watched it. It gave us something to watch. We liked watching it. I'm glad it wasn't more episodes. Yeah. It makes you think. You're like, what in the world? How does something like this happen?

Yes. And then... I have thoughts. Okay, you do. Yes, but it also sheds light into cults a little bit and brainwashing. Right. But then I have other thoughts. But I don't want to spoil anything.

So it's bad vegan. Don't let the word vegan keep you from watching the show. I thought I was a cooking show about vegans. I was never going to watch it. Sounds like one. The main person. I was going to send Micah link and be like, watch this. Just let me know.

You're vegan. The main person just happens to be vegan and her life unfolded because of her restaurant, which is vegan. So we're trying to get the dogs last night to be quiet. Stanley, the bulldog, snores not even asleep. He breathes. Poor guy.

He's just a fat bulldog. They have trouble breathing from birth. Eller, the husky that we adopted, It has so much energy all the time, nonstop. So they've been on the airplane all day. They're in the room. But Stanley will only listen to me as the alpha. Oh.

Eller will only listen to Caitlin. Because I will tell Eller, hey, lay down. She'll just look. The only time she comes to me if I'm like, I have something that she would like, but she does not listen. Caitlin will say, Ella lay down, boom, right down. And Stanley's the same with me. I'm like, hey, you need to go to your room.

and he'll walk all but we have two different alphas with two different dogs weird it's crazy because I'm like Ella won't listen will you please tell her and then Caitlin will be like

da da da da da she'll do whatever she says won't listen to a dang thing I say Stanley same with her you're like you know whatever I'll tell him okay and he'll do do do do that

but I've never seen that before where there are two people and two alphas with two different dogs but that's the life we live we're proud of it yeah Playing golf could cut your risk of getting dementia by a third.

Cool. Okay. Who put this out? Well, we just need to send this up. We just need to make sure a lot of people see this. Yes, send it to my wife. Having a hobby that's like four hours or longer. No, four hours.

Having a hater in your group also could bring on dementia early. Oh, mm-hmm. There she is. Hey. They said golf may cut the risk of getting dementia. And they tested men over age 55 who could play a lot of golf. And they found the men who played the most golf. were better husbands

and had less dementia. Wow. Good dads too. That's from Daily Mail. Saw that. We're going to show Amy the picture of the doll. This is

the crying boy doll. You ready to see a picture up for the first time? It's going to be your roommate for a week. This is the haunted doll. Am I showing her up here? Are you showing on your computer, Mike? Why don't you show her on your computer and walk it over to her?

I can't hear you. Amy, we walk over to Mike, please. Why? So you can see the doll. That is the doll. It's a little boy in overalls with a hat on. He's already creeping me out. Really?

If I told you that was the luckiest doll in the whole world. Right. And that everybody that gets this doll had a long life. Yeah. The good news is it doesn't look like Chucky because I didn't know. Kind of does. Like a Chucky before he. Yeah, baby Chucky.

Went Chucky. Like sweet Chucky but creepy Chucky. I don't know. I'm just not a fan of this at all whatsoever. but I got to do what I got to do. I just got to text him, Garth. Saying. Oh, no.

I'm not going to say anything else about it. Oh, no. What does it say? Really? Yeah, why would we say, oh, no? Did we say something about him? No. Okay.

No. He was like, is this the right number? And I was like, yeah. Yes, sir. What do you say to that? That's crazy. Anyway. Hey, let me text him back.

No. Come on. No. It's probably not even, it's a joke. It's someone just seeing if I respond to that. It's funny. It's like, we know. We know this is Bobby's number.

Let's say we're McCauley Culkin. Hey, this is you? You can text him something only Garth would know. Like, finish the line. We did that Tim McGraw once. Tim McGraw called the request line. That's right. We're like, we don't think this is you, Tim.

Question one. Who is your dad? Well, it was all, finish the line. Indian blank. I'm a Indian outlaw. Oh, IMA. That would have been a terrible question. Indian blank would have been.

Don't take the... They say that's a good one too. That's a good one too. Right, does it make you uncomfortable? Maybe I'm Garth boy now? I mean, I've really never been his boy. It's just a friend of the family and my wife's dad works for him. But I really know.

Your father-in-law. I saw a little jealousy in your eyes when I got the text. Garth was at your wedding. That's your father-in-law. That was cool. But, again, I mean, I really never talked to the dude. It sounds like I'm rubbing a motorcycle I go there. You upset about that, buddy?

No, that's awesome, though. I saw your face get a little sad. No, I was curious. I was like, is it his show he's texting you about? I'm just thinking. I'm a new best friend. Probably wants to text some gifts. I mean, you can be his best friend.

I've never, like, chilled with him. We'll probably communicate through funny gifts and maybe once again in our Madden League. All right. That'd be cool. Probably meet him and Bay having dinner. All right. Cool.

Wedding guests are flying highest kites after one tier of the cake is laced with weed. Oh, no. Wow. Uh-oh. Well, You have to tell them, right? Yes.

It's like, is that the new spiking the punch? Yes, you have to tell them. Like that. Yeah, you can't. What's granny going to do? Or kids. Right. A man has gone viral after baking a weed cake for his sister.

Wedding guests were left high as kites after he laced one of the seven traditional looking cake tiers with weed. He spent 20 hours making, baking, and decorating the cake. Cannabis is illegal for all production and public consumption where he is, but it's apparently allowed at home consumption, but it doesn't say if they knew. Maybe you just keep the kids away from that cake.

Like he's just watching the whole time. That tier? Well, the tier, though. Isn't it a tear part of a cake? Yes, like one, two, three. Like it's like a small cake. No, a seven tier is a big cake. No, no, but a tier is a cake.

Yeah, we don't know which tier was laced, though. and whoever's cutting the cake and then serving the cake would need to know, hey, this tier is for these people. But in my thinking, in my description, a tier is a cake. Why is your hat backwards? Or is it part of a cake? What did you just do?

I'm exhausted and I'm thinking. I'm like, I don't. Like, I feel like I look down and now all of a sudden your hat's backwards. I'm exhausted and I'm thinking. Next you're going to take your shirt off. What's your question about a tier? It is an individual cake layer. I never been up since two, man.

I was up late last night. I woke up a two. And when I come in on the show and I'm that tired, I got about four hours of just dynamite energy when I'm that tired. And then it all goes away. And I start trying my hat around. That was funny. I think with the tier thing, the cake, what if you just say like, all right, guys, here's the cake. Big announcement.

Tier number seven, though, it's a special cake if you want it. For adults that won a high. And then everyone's like, give me the seven. Let's go. Ever accidentally had like a weed brownie? No, never. Accidentally. Mm-mm.

No. My friend's kids have. I think we talked about it on the show. Like they ate the wrong ones? Oh, it's terrible. Did they just wonder why they're feeling so good? I don't remember all the details. Yeah.

It was years ago. Wait, so the parents made it? And they didn't know the kids got it? Yeah, I'd have to ask my friend that it happened to for the updated details. I mean, y'all know her. It was years ago. Like, it was in a fridge and it was a special treat. that someone else

put in there and then yeah one of their boys ate it like I think that would be the way I would want to do it what not no just accident

no brownies chocolate isn't not smart I've never smoked anything even when kids would like smoke like a literal grass

as a kid they'd be like watch this well I was like I'm not smoking that I don't that the hot you probably don't want the

the hot is just bad it's not about even if you're smoking like what do they smoke those things and it's not no who

Huka. Those are so, dude, hookah bars, that is so disgusting. But it's hot, right? No, it's not hot. It's not? No. It's a smoke. Yeah, but isn't smoke hot? No.

I really. It's not. Mm-mm. Well, I don't like the thought of something in my lungs. I mean, that hookah bar, you take a puff and then you gang it as the next person, they would do it. I mean, you put your mouth all up on that. That's how COVID started, I read. Probably.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I wouldn't want to smoke anything. I wonder if the brownie actually tastes good, though. Or if it's just like, this is different. Fine. Even if they were like, okay, here's your medicine for a headache. You need to smoke this. You wouldn't do it?

I'd rather take it like through the butt. You could say it as a pository. Yeah, I couldn't think of that word. But it's easier to say butt. I don't like, yeah, this is the smoking thing. I don't even like drinking hot drinks. I barely like hot food. Soup.

Yeah, soup's awesome. Here are my favorite food groups. Smoothies. soups, grab bag and cereal so far not any of the four food groups grab bag fits them all

all all the above so whatever I messed grab bag it's all in there all right the FDA has authorized a second booster shot and for now it's just people age is 50 and up if they walked in right now and said

here's the next booster you can either smoke something or have a booster that's funny you smoked a booster I wouldn't do it. I'd take this shot, though. That felt pretty good. The sore losers have an episode today. We do. There's no need to yell.

Well, I'm just saying, usually you do it on a Tuesday. I'm in the middle of something here. Sorry. Yeah, thank you. We do. We do. We do. Soar losers have an episode today. We do! Thank you. Thank you. Brantley Gilbert has reversed... Let me say this right. Reverse Hatfished Morgan.

Now, do you know what hat fishing is? No. Anyone know what hat fishing is? No clue. Amy? I feel like we've talked about it. Like, you wear a hat to cover up that you're losing your hair, and then when you take your hat off, the girl that you're dating or whatever is like,

oh, whoa, interesting. I had no idea you didn't have hair. Pretty good, huh? Yes, yeah, pretty much. So you say Brantley Gilbert reverse hat fished you. Yes. He always wears a hat, and so I just, just assumed he didn't have hair or there was hair loss or something.

So I was like, okay, no big deal. But then I see him on a billboard with Jason Aldeem for his new song. And he has this full head of hair that's like slicked back. And I was like, Brantley Gilbert has hair. And I was so shocked. He wears a head almost all the time. A lot of them are like that. What do you mean?

Like Kit Moore has a full head of hair. Always wears a hat. Never doesn't wear a hat. Dustin Lynch always wears a hat. Even a ball cap. He's got a full head of hair. Maybe they don't like that much hair or something. I don't know.

Does Al Dean have all his hair? Al Dean has his hair. He does have all his hair. We're straight, a bunch of hair. Speaking of hair, well, that's a cowboy hat, though. Cowboy hat's different than he's always wearing a ball cap. But even when he's out and about, he wears a ball cap. Okay, because you see him out and about all the time.

Eddie's heard a couple stories, and all of a sudden he's... Google him. I bet you don't find one picture without his hair. I've seen many. Al Dean right now. No, at the CMAs. Without a hat? Yeah, we wore a tuxedo.

We used it in one of our images. I didn't know who it was. I was like, who's that? Exactly. Okay, here's the thing that I heard, and we can move on and get out of this post show in a second. But we did TV commercials up here yesterday. There was a whole camera crew in here and in the halls,

and they came in. We had to get her early and do hair and makeup. It's funny, too. I got a text from, I won't say who one of you. I was like, is lunchbox on a lipstick? Which I thought was hilarious. It looked like you did. Yeah.

And so. He doesn't like them. I mean, the guy put chapstick on my lips, So I don't know what you want me to say. Pretty glossy. It's pretty glossy, yeah. He even did the where he rubbed the lips. So they shot the whole show to use.

And then we did lots of interviews. And it was the whole day. But what I admire was that, Eddie, from what I hear, you stood up to them saying, don't wear a hat. What do you mean? They told you not to wear a hat. And you said, I'm going to wear a hat. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They did. They say, hey, just, you know, do your. your hair however you want and said, no, no, I'm going to wear a hat. Because it makes sense. This is what I look like on the show all the time. I remember if I all of a sudden on our video shoot day not wear a hat, they're going to be like, that looks weird. We did that pictures, like the last set of pictures. And it looks very strange.

It's weird. And you wear a hat because you have like Brantley and kids. You have too much hair. You never know. You never know, right? Yes, yes, yes. And so who did you tell that to and was there some pushback? No, I told Scuba because I think scuba was just the messenger.

Was there pushback on you, scuba? No, because it's something we want to do. I fight for it tactfully because that's just his look. Even like Lunchbox is like, I'm going to wear a sweatshirt. And I was like, well, that doesn't really, they're looking for you to look a little bit nicer and normal look. Well, I'll just wear a really nice sweatshirt. And then I was okay.

He's not understanding it. So then I fought for him to wear a sweatshirt and they were fine with it. A hoodie. Same with Eddie's hat. Yeah, hoodie, yes. Same thing with Eddie's hat. I'm like, that's his look. He usually wears a hat.

He'll wear a nicer hat. He even does Dernraging idiots. It's like, okay, that's fine, whatever. Lunchbox, was that a new hoodie? No, I've had it for a while. I've seen that one. It was not. No, I thought it was nice.

It was nice. It wasn't, you don't look at it and go, that's a dress hoodie, but it was not the same three he wears up here every day. And there were no patterns. It was like one color and then gray on the shoulders. I thought it was perfect. Yeah, because they were like, oh, don't dress up. And so I was like, so I'm supposed to wear a button up.

And Scoob was like, yeah. And I'm like, well, that would look weird. It looks. Yeah, so stupid. You guys were right. Scouba, good job. Oh, thank you. They are so used to doing commercials with people and these commercials that

make everybody look like a, just this better version of themselves that doesn't look as authentic. We all of us, we're all out here on camera anyway every day. If we show up in a TV commercial, people have been looking at us, it'd look weird. They wouldn't even know who we were. Yeah. We look like a better version of what we are, but not too good. That's unbelievable. And so I had to wear pants.

Because you never wear pants. Rarely. I wear sweats just about every day, but I sit behind a desk. I was like, I was confused. I was like, yeah, you were. I mean, I have shorts on. today. But we looked a little pretty, and I was a little,

and I was a little uncomfortable, but overall it was great. I understand why we need to look better than we do every day. So I thought it was pretty good. Amy looked like a really good version of almost the same. Like that was almost you every day, though. Yeah, I had to make sure the makeup person didn't go like too far. I felt like some of it was a little too far, but I mean, I guess on camera it'll translate well. I thought you were really, I thought they did you.

Oh, thank you. I had it made sure she didn't like, I was like, this isn't, because obviously we had a makeup person here and she does all kinds of things. I was like, this isn't a red carpet look. This is like I need to look like I'm in the studio, but a little elevated because it'll look weird if it's, I still felt, I'm with you, I felt a little uncomfortable because I'm like, I don't normally have this much makeup on, but I guess for TV, it'll translate well on the camera. I sent off and they sent all these things that were like, hey, I want you to say all this stuff.

and I got the notes the night before. Let me see if I can find it. And I'm going to tell you all the stuff I said, no, I wouldn't say. Would you like to hear the rejected thing? Because, again, they do so many of these. Rejected. And they weren't putting these things in, like,

you guys need to say this. There's just a lot of stuff that they need people to say because they do a lot of these TV commercials. They know what works. But I think I probably push back a little more than most folks. Bobby sent me a text in the middle of it, so he wasn't saying it out loud to me for something I was about to do. And he gives me, I know Bobby's look.

If he gives me this look with his eyes, it's like, I literally know it means check your phone. I just sent you something. So I got that look, and I go and I check my phone, and he's like, don't say anything you don't feel comfortable saying. Don't say anything that you're not comfortable on a national, like, because it's their job to try to get stuff out of you. It's like a reality show or when I'm dancing with the stars.

I knew there was nothing that could edit it and that stuff was going to give me in trouble because I wouldn't give it to them. Right. I never gave them. I was like, oh, please don't use that. You didn't get it. I was always hyper aware. So things like, here we go. I can't believe we agree

We all did that one I did that Yeah I can't believe we agree Okay I admit I was starstruck Did you guys do that? I did that I did that no I did not Sucker They kept asking me to refer to people as

Hey America And they would be like So this is one of the lines Hey America you want some country we got some country No And I said well I would never yell hey America.

Right. Because I don't refer to people to listen to our show as like America. Like, I don't even like calling people fans. And I definitely don't want to

insinuate that you're speaking to all of America. Not even that, but like I'm speaking to a broad group. I like people to feel like we're talking to them one on one. And so I understand

what they were going for. So you turn that one down? Yeah, I was like, I don't want to hey America. He says, hey you. I said, Hey, you like country music? We got country music right here.

So it was like that right there. Don't worry, they got lunchbox to say that one. No, just kidding. No, he didn't. It's all him saying this stuff. He's the whole commercial. Hey, America. Because he'll say the stuff.

Hey, America, you want some laughs? We got you. Never. Score. I think I've ever heard you say that. I don't know. They just told me that. You're right on the money.

Now this is country. I said that. I feel like that. that other things aren't. Yeah. And I let people have their beliefs of what is and what isn't. And for the most part, I only fight people who say things aren't country. I never fight and go like, this is and other ones aren't.

Oh, I was like, now this, this is country. They're going to use it. Who knows where they're going to put that. I'm not in it at all because I agreed to do none of it. It's just all you guys. Shoot. Uh, woo. Woo!

That was a woo! I did that. You was a woo girl? Woo! Oh boy. But I felt like. Again, for the most part, they were great. Did they have you do one that said,

now that is a good song? That's going to be a hit. Yeah, they had us talk about it. They were like, do that, and then you guys just talk about it with each other. And they were like, just talk a little bit about the song. And I'm like, there's no song. They're like, no, but just talk about it.

Which song? But just a song. And I'd be like, Amy, just give me a response. Because they're just cutting these quick. And I'd be like, that's a good song right there for sure. That's going to be a hit. And she would go, yep. And I go, yeah.

All right, what's next? And then they were like, y'all have a fight real quick. They were like, what do you disagree about? Like, do you have a little fight between you two? That's tough. Bobby, what annoys you about Amy? And he's like, okay, no problem.

I got it. Ten things. Where do you want me to start? But that's just an awkward experience. Yeah, they have to amplify. Yeah, Eddie was not comfortable in front of the camera. I mean, if anything, days like that, just really highlight to me how not professional

we are? No, how not fake we are. I agree. That's what I mean. Like we're not even after all these years. I mean, we can do our job. But I mean, we're responsible professional. You don't have to build up. We know. Amy's like, no, no, no, we show up to work. I'm clarifying that like we're professional, like we get it done. But also at the same time, we're just normal people.

Because there were times where, yeah, I mean, we stumble in our words. I'm sure they work with like more, you know, people that know what they're doing. I think they're a pretty star-struck. Is that your line? Oh, nice. That's how he said it. Yeah, that's good. Use that.

Send that over to him. Starstruck. Who? The people work in here. Okay, yeah, right. They work with like big time people. They did not give a crap. It was a good crew.

We had a good, you know, three, four hour shoot yesterday, but it's always a little awkward when you have to amplify yourself for stuff like that. Eddie, but you didn't want to go on camera? I don't know. Eddie was not.

He wasn't very comfortable. He just, not a good. His acting days, they're not happening. I'll put it that one. Well, I'm not taking classes. But we're not acting. He's like, yeah, that's a jam. And I was like, hey, no.

Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, he did that. I had the jam. He said that. It sounds like lunchbox was like, that's a jam. No, that's how Eddie did it. Morgan number two.

No, no. I had to go, no, Eddie, that's not you. Morgan number two is going to have to do that one because it didn't look right. No. Lunchbox had to be prompted by me several times to get him to do the things that he actually does on camera. She's like, do that face. And I'm like, you know that face you make.

I'm like, no, I don't know what face you're talking about. No, he does make a shocked face. And I made him do his all he does is win thing because he wasn't doing it. No, because they didn't ask me to do it. When they asked me to do it, I would do it. But they had things they wanted me to do. You did things that weren't on their list. So yes, I can, you don't have to.

Who is the better actor? Morgan or Lunchbox both claimed to be big actors. For sure. I think. No, Morgan doesn't claim it. She actually did it. I think Morgan was the better one. Yeah.

I take that back about Morgan. She doesn't claim it. We asked her once and she said, yes, she acted in college. Yes. Well, this is going to be a great commercial. Can't wait. We had to stop some things because they were asking lunchbox to do something he would never do, like say stuff like, I agree with you.

He would never say that. You know, like the jam? Like, that's my jam. No, he would never. And I said, no, I wouldn't say that. I think you'd do it. And then he did it. I was like, he can't do that.

Morgan is Eddie was badass. It's pretty funny. They were asking him to do things he would never do. Never do. I agree with Amy. I'll share my money with you. No, he doesn't. I just don't.

Oh, yeah. They were like, oh, let's cheer. Like, we just donated a lot of money to charity. And I was like, well, did we get any of it? Abby's a good singer. Things he would never play. I showered last night and this morning. All right.

I think that's it. Ray, how long is this? 32. Okay. Let me roll. I have a couple things I want to roll through real quick. Like the dice? No, I think Abby thinks we have somebody stealing stuff in the building.

Abby, can you expand on this that you think there's a thief here? Yeah, so you know how we send prizes to winners that, or listeners that wins? So we had like crap in the back or crap from the back that I was going to mail out, and I had a big box down here. And then you signed something, like two Beanie Babies that were supposed to go out for Seattle. And I came back and I had them ready to go and then I was going to tape the, like, whatever on, the label. and I came back and the top one was gone, which was the Beanie Babies. That's Ray, dude. It's got to be Ray.

And I had them all taped up so no one could have known Ray. So you think someone, do you think they knew what was in it or they just stole a package? No, yeah, they didn't know what was in it. So I think they just took it. And I'm like, I've been waiting for them to bring it back knowing what it is now, that it's signed Beanie Babies by you. And it is still gone. What time of day?

Oh, it was over the weekend. Ray. No, no, no. No, no. No. Ray's the only one here when no one else is here. But weekends, I don't think. Ray's not going to steal stuff.

No, over the weekend. They were originally my Beanie Babies, you idiot. I know. And you want him back. He's stealing them back. Yeah, that's got to be somebody. Thank you, Ray, exactly. Dang, that's not cool.

The doors weren't locked. No. Isn't that crazy? I really wanted to send an email all out. Do it. Like a Nashville at all. Do it. We have cameras.

Oh, man, that would be the best. See Ray coming out with all the Beanie babies? His pockets are lying. I mean, it really could only... It could only be someone that works here, really. Yeah. Well, yeah. Let's just start accusing folks.

All right, who's first? That's what they love to do. Okay. That sucks. Let's just be careful. Yeah. Not leaving stuff out. I just don't like that.

There's someone taking stuff. And finally, somebody else called Eddie Ramundo. Yes, it keeps happening. It keeps happening and you guys want to make jokes about it. But at some point, this needs to stop. Like, I understand. understand I'm Hispanic and he has the Hispanic name. And he's not Hispanic.

So to me, it's hurting whatever. I mean, I want people to know me for me. And so he says dumb stuff all the time. I don't want people to think that. Who can confuse you for Ramundo? Somebody at the Strawberry Festival. They yelled at me. They saw me like, Ramundo.

I'm like, guys, it's only me and Bobby here even. Like, it's Bobby and Eddie, the raging idiots. And you're still going to think Ramundo's here because I understand. It's confusing. What's your wife call you? Oh, me? Yes, not me. Yeah, she calls me Sisson.

No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't. No chance. Zero percent. No, she definitely doesn't call me Ray. I really don't know what she calls me. He must be a pet name. Don't you guys do like booky, dokey? When are you going to not be Ray Mundo anymore?

You made that up, so. I mean, if I take another job, probably I'll lose it all. No, I'm begging. I'm begging you to do it like sooner than that. Do you know what Ray watched and didn't like? Righteous gemstones. What? That's crazy.

Not funny. What? No, okay, no. It is so funny. How is it not funny? The sister, she cracks me up. Dry humor. It takes a lot to develop.

I mean, just a lot of the stuff just is not humorous to me. I can't believe all of y'all think it's funny, too. I mean, it's making fun of the mega churches. It's hilarious. It's definitely inappropriate. But. 100%. Yeah, it's really funny.

And I think even those actors, just the way they are and sometimes how they behave, no matter what the storyline was, if they weren't even making fun of mega churches. It would be funny what they're doing. The daughter, she is. so funny. And then her, B.J. We know. We're close to B.J. Yeah. The actor. Huh?

The guy who plays that? Yeah? Yeah. You know him? Yeah. Huh? Yeah. We didn't realize she knew him. I don't know. She was like, let me go look to these pictures. Yep, there he is. At the wedding. And she was like, oh, yeah. That's awesome.

They were like, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Have you seen the episode where he gets baptized? His wife is. Yeah. His wife is. Yeah. His wife. is his sister in the show. That what grows his sister? His real life wife. Oh, is his sister? He's a sister on the show.

Oh, that's funny. She's in the baptism episode. Yeah, it's funny. Ray. I've watched one or one and a half episodes. Oh, you got to watch more than that. Keep going. Is that because the little guy reminds you of you?

Oh, that's true. Oh, my gosh. He does. Especially season two. Yeah. Oh, because he's all working out all the time. Yeah. I'm going to come in there and slap one of him.

Great. Yeah. All right, we're done. Oh my gosh, that guy is Ray. He's Ray. He's Ray. He's Ray. All right, you guys have a good day. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody.

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