The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (05-04-22)

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

Bobby starts talking about people getting upset after he and Caitlin carved their initials in a tree. Bobby talks about having Breland over at his house yesterday at the BobbyCast. Bobby runs through news stories that he didn’t get to during the show. Morgan reveals how much money she has made on Instagram Reels. Bobby played a dumb prank on Eddie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and we took a rock. and she was like, we carve her name, letters in the tree. You know, we didn't, like, dig into it big time, but we took a rock or a C plus B. Cool. People got so upset about that. Why? Who knew? You're hurting the tree or something?

I guess. No. I swear. That's why you're damaging the tree. But what if I tear up, tear bushes out? Like, I'd rip weeds out. Well, I just did the other day. What did I do?

You're okay. They're a nuisance. No, no, but my point is, how do we know what plants feel? And if a plant, it shouldn't. We care about all plants? Well, we should because every plant does feel. I didn't kill the tree. I don't think you hurt the plant or the tree by carving in it.

And again, it was a rock and just a scrape. We didn't use a knife and dig. And then what if I had to broken off a limb? Sure. I'm sure that hurts, too. I mean, if a scratch on the trunk hurts, then the limb does. I wouldn't post that after going through what I've been through. What did they just attack you over?

Yes. Wow. Apparently there's a whole group of tree people. It's weird, man. I wouldn't post it again. But I couldn't believe it. I didn't take it down, but I can't believe it. Hey, I like that you're doing stuff like that, though.

That's very like country song of you guys. Like, we went hiking and we carved our names of the tree. It's almost like a Tim McGraw-like, something like that song. Pretty cool. I heard my shoulder trying to winter that teddy bear. Oh, boy. Haven't been to a Braves game all year. If I don't get some sleep, I'm going to lose my job.

I had Breeland. over at the house yesterday. Oh, that's cool. And his song, My Truck, is so catchy. Here's a clip of that right there. Scuff these drawings, you can say you hate me, you can call me crazy, but don't touch my truck. So he came over. I've been having a couple

really, like, bad, exhausted mind not really connecting at times kind of days. And so he came over. It's exhausted, and I just hadn't had sleep. And so, most of time when someone comes over and I'll let Mike know like I'm fried I'd been at work all day doing VO

and I was like I'm fried like if I start to sound loopy let me know that guy's so smart I don't know we got like 10 minutes into it and I was like oh I have to like elevate my game he's using words that I only are reading books and I like well and it got better but I met my match

you switched it on well I tried as hard as I could but he was that guy really smart and so we had a really good hour talk I think after we cut the loopie it would probably be like 12 minutes long cut all that out great I hope you guys listen to it on Friday just just wonderful

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just subscribe to the Bobbycast and it'll pop right up there. A powerball ticket worth $1 million sold in Michigan. It expires Thursday afternoon. No one's claimed it? So, that's what happens. I think the system, like the school systems

that benefit from the lottery just then get the money. It goes over to them. What's the, usually the deadline for that? Like 60 days or something? Lunchbox, what do you think it is? I believe it's 120. Oh, man, they've waited that long?

They may not know. No, no. It's not they wait. They got to toss a ticket. Well, the first thing I thought was, oh, they're getting all their ducks in a row or whatever, you know, lawyers. Well, it's not $500 million. Oh, yeah, that's still good. Yes, but I think there's a difference in getting $600,000 and hundreds of millions of dollars.

I mean, I hear a million. I'm like, oh, let's get the lawyers, accountants in here. You should, but I don't think it takes that time to do that. Okay, okay. Lottery players are being asked to look to their old tickets, $1 million, powerball tickets sold in Michigan. Thursday afternoon. It will expire. They give the phone number.

La La La La. That's it. Mlive.com. I saw, this is like 10 years ago. It's like, you know, when you turn on the TV and there's a movie on and like, oh, this movie looks good. I never know what it's called. I didn't see what it was called, but it was about a missing lottery ticket and like everyone in the neighborhood's fighting for it. So like, it's probably like 20 year old movie. The movie Amy's doing?

Maybe. I think it's called lottery ticket or a lotto ticket or something. What is it? Yeah, a little bow wow is in it. What's it called? Oh, dude, it's so good. Somebody wins and it gets the ticket just gets stolen and then it gets passed on from person to person. It's hilarious.

Hey, Mike, just give me all those news stories right there on that first page. I'll run through them all here because some of this is really interesting. The axe from The Shining sold for $175,000. The movie? Yeah, I never seen it. You've never seen The Shining? No, I think it's before I was born, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 70.

Not that I won't watch things before I'm born, but it's... It's good, dude. I'm not a movie guy. and also I don't like scary movies and also I don't like scary movies don't watch. You've seen it?

Yeah, you don't want to watch it. Is it like a monster scary movie or is it a guy goes crazy? No, no, no, no. Well, it sold for $175,000 bucks. I was last sold for $61,000 the last time it was auctioned off.

So when you have that, it's from TMZ, yeah. Do you just hang it in your house and put a box around it and say this is from the Shining? Yeah. Do you let people touch it? You could, no, I don't think you let people touch it,

but you could show it off. You could don't let them use them. have it, you could store it and to resell. Probably if you're buying it, you show it off. Oh, I think it'd just be great to have people at the house and be like that axe right there? Yeah, it's a shining axe. So Instagram's going after TikTok. They'll be testing a full screen home feed.

So a full screen home feed. What's the home feed? Mike, tell me about this. A full screen home feed. So they're basically trying to make it look exactly like TikTok. Oh, so your whole... It takes up the whole thing. Got it. So it's going to really affect how you post pictures because it'll like crop them off.

So on TikTok, you watch one video of time. You don't really, unless you go, then you can look at all the boxes. Is it kind of like that now? Oh, no. No, because there's also the, you can see the riding, right? Yeah, you can see the writing on it. So if I click a picture. Yeah, see, now they're getting bigger.

The pictures used to be squares, and now they're more like longer rectangles. Yeah. Well, that's the deal. That's the deal. That's from The Verge. Morgan apparently has made a little money on Instagram reels. Yeah. Because how? Eddie was telling me you're killing it. How? I don't know. I just got grandfathered into doing, making videos, and I get the option of making a lot of money.

On your Instagram account? Yeah. So the more people watch a reel. The more money you make. Eddie gets paid too. She is banking. Not more like Morgan. I don't get paid. I posted one yesterday because Eddie said post it, you'll be rich.

That's exactly what I said. That's not how it works. Yeah, I posted one, and it was us arguing about how to say Kevin Costner. How much money did you make? Which was my idea, and then you stole some of my views. Yeah. And I didn't make any money. I checked my bank account this morning, and it is not different.

I don't even know how to make money. That's not how it works. All I said was like, you have to be asked by Instagram if you want to monetize your your reels and guess what? I've not been asked. Maybe you haven't been asked, but scuba's been asked. Eddie, Morgan number two. It's like, Mike D. Mike, do you've been asked? Mike, how do I do that? What in the world? You don't have an option of selecting it. They have to ask you. They have to invite you. I have a professional dashboard. It says bonuses. Is there a bonus option there? It says tools and resources just for creators. Yeah, let me see it. Okay. You've reached a million accounts in the past 30

days. Wait, how many? I'm ready to I'm ready to get rich. See, they probably don't want you involved because you will probably break Instagram. No, they want people with larger followings to do it. That's the whole point. I would think so. This is bull crap. That's what I'm saying. No option.

Wait, is there not a place to set that up, though? A present. No one ever gets me a good present. Click it. Oh, you're going to show them out. Say how much you're getting paid? That's maximum. Wait, how much?

A month, dude. A month. How much have you made a year? I much you've made so far. That's crazy. Wait, which one? When did you start doing it? Let me see.

Hey, hey, what do you see there? Let me see. Good money? I'll share if she says I can share about I'm not going to share unless she's... But good money? I can give you an estimate if she says so. If not, I'm not going to.

Much fox is looking now. And it's all those numbers added up. You can give an estimate. What the? She made about $5,000. She made about $5,000. That's crazy. So, but what about on the Bobby Bone Show account?

Can we make money? And then... Hey, now we're talking. Now we're talking. So I don't know where it goes. We currently make money on Facebook and I have no idea where it goes. Oh, I'll tell you where it goes. Not to us.

We can split that five ways. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it's like, hey, I need 50 bucks. Give away a Sonic G-Oh, we don't have any money. Okay. Yeah. Here we go. So we could do it, but I have no idea where that would go to. And I have to use my own money to send listeners.

prizes. I like that idea making money on our Instagram. Buy Boneshow. Get a cut of that. That'd be some money. Here comes scuba. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Here come scuba. So if this pops up, that's them telling you, hey, click here, you click there, and you can sign up. But how do I get that? It just random. Let me see yours. There's no rhyme or reason. That's bull crap. You can't ask for it. It'll just show up. Mike what? Look at mine. I'm going to do some stories. We're looking at mine. Because sometimes it'll open up and it's there.

It's not there. Mike, if you find it. Mike, if you find it, Mike, if you find it You find it on his. I need you to come do it on mine. All you guys start driving in Lamborghinis because you're real. Yeah, all from Instagram. Okay. To make what, money? Yeah, I have a lower amount. How much did he make from that movie yesterday that he did?

Can you see? Like $20. You made $113? No, no, no, that's two videos. But you made $100 for two videos? Yep. Yep. Mike isn't going to be set up.

So you're about to get five videos a day from me. I'm about to get a yacht. from Instagram Reels, baby. I just don't understand it. A guy that donated sperm to father 47 kids says women don't want to date him. Yeah, no crap, buddy. Yeah, you're weird. You may want to keep that quiet until you get deeper into the relationship and then tell them.

You don't want them to know up front. They'll never even start with you. Because there's more to that. Like, there's a reason why he wants 40 kids out there and donate all that sperm. So that's got to be weird for whoever's dating him. Or I would say he could just be helping people, like literally. That's a fine. Or making money.

Probably that's what it is. He's probably just making. money. It's an easy way to make money. But I would say people don't want to date him because you want to marry a guy that has 47 kids running around, even if you're not paying for them. That's a heavy backpack to wear that your husband, who you have other kids with, they have brothers and sisters out there that they'll never meet. Yeah, that's true. I think that's the thickness more than why he's doing it. I mean, listen, you could do that and make 80 bucks. God dang, I'd be rich from back in the day. Look, all these opportunities of how to make a lot of money

here. Dang, between Instagram Reels and that. That's what I'm saying. You guys can really make some pain. What did you find out, Mike? I don't think you have it. I told you, you have to be asked.

It's like the weirdest. Sorry, dude. This feels too much like junior high, and I don't like it. I'm not invited to do the cool stuff. No, because if it was junior high, it'd have been the first one in line. There is no, like, Rime or reason because Scoobo Steve got asked and lunchbox won't get asked.

Like, they have different followings. It just, there's no rhyme or reason to me yet. They must not want the good looking guys. You know, they're probably holding it. What? Yeah, they're probably holding it back from the good-lookings. Or the opposite. Us hotties, lunchbox and I, you know.

Eddie and Scova, of course. You know, the difference I see... They were going to be bald. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, there you go. That's true. Well, bald is cool then. A Texas school district's upcoming graduation ceremony

will hold an unusual distinction when 35 pairs of twins and one set of triplets crossed the stage to receive their diploma. How did that happen? That's from UPI. So they were born... That's just coincidence?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. It doesn't say how many people went to the high school in general, but that's... Wow, that's a lot of twins. 35 sets of twins in that one class, which is crazy. 35. Morg workers in Shanghai open a body bag to find that the person's still alive.

No. An elderly patient that they were delivering to the morgue in a body bag still alive. The video shows two staff in the nursing home and one mortuary worker loading the body. They put it in a hearse. They take it out, open it up, and they pull a cover from his face. They then transfer him back to the nursing home, still inside the body bag. but they're like, uh-oh, he's alive, he's in stable condition right now. Wow.

It's from Daily Mail. You know at church, they were telling us that back in the Bible days, people would go in the tombs, and there was always a bell in the tomb, just in case they weren't dead. They can ring the bell and they'd hear them. I've heard of them putting that in like caskets too. Yeah, a little bell. A string you pull that would make a noise up on top.

The bell, yeah, a bell for the casket. They go all the way out. The best month to search for a new job is January. So if you haven't landed a job yet, well, hold on. Well, it's May. So hold on for a long time. They recommend doing another semester of school or picking up a couple side jobs in the meantime if you're waiting. And if you miss that January-February window, you can work, but they say try not to get into a, if it's not the job that you want for the career that you want, like don't hop into that lane.

Like wait if you can. So that's from career sidekick. Was that stressful for you graduating and getting a job? or did you already have the job? Who are you talking to? I just want to hear your story. I begged for a job at a radio station when I was 17, 18. I had to work my whole life.

Yeah. But I, no, school and work was the hardest part ever for me, doing both. So, no, I was so ready to graduate. So as soon as you graduated, you were already working, so you didn't have to find a job. I was working one other day, yeah. So did you ever have a resume? Do you ever, like, you know what I mean?

How they always said, make a resume? You can go to the career center and make a, Isn't that what it's called a resume? Yeah. Sounds like you had not a lot of experience yourself. What? Resume. Resumie.

You ever get one of those resumes? Yeah, I mean, I had, sure, but I already knew my career. And I would send off resumes with tapes. I mean, I was rejected so many times for radio jobs. So yes. Okay. But, I mean, I started doing what I'm doing. Just break your marker?

Yeah. Yeah, because everybody's always like getting your resume together, and I never got a resume together. Didn't have to. Right. Well, because, like, last, you know, in college, everybody's like, what are you going to do? It's like, it's going to be on the real world. They're like, no, no, really, you can apply for a job?

Don't need a resume for that, do you, buddy? Don't need a resume for that. Well, that's what I'm saying for most people, you graduate college, like your story said, and you're like, oh, crap. Like, now I've got to find a job. Or that's not, that's not just college, even now. Well, I think because of college, the graduating class, you're competing with a lot of people looking for jobs at that time. I don't know. I don't think that's, I think you're wrong in two stories.

I don't think that really has anything to do with it. It's mostly adults. He just talks about a new job in general. My mind went straight to graduate, and you're like, everyone's trying, you think about it. Everyone's trying to find a job right now because they're all graduating. But you graduate in the fall, don't you, Mike? No, some people graduate. Right before summer.

Some. It's a lot of colleges, a lot of college students. I guess you graduate in May? Fall in May. Come on. Mostly May. Yeah, I think mostly. Okay, I'm spending too much time going down Eddie's Wharf hole.

No, no, you're realizing I'm right. No, no, no. Cosner. Not doing it. Yeah, hey, Cozner. There's no Z in it. Do you see what Kane Brown wrote on mine yesterday? No, what he's like?

So Eddie and I both did the same video. I gave Eddie the idea. No, you did not. It was like, who's right? Kevin Costs. So Bobby gave you the idea of that video? Here we go. Mine's Kevin Costner.

And Eddie says it's Kevin Cozner. And Kane Brown wrote, that man saying, Cozner. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You're not even saying the T, though. You're saying Kossner. Kevin Kossner is his name. Yeah, so you're barely saying the T. But it's not Kossner, which is what you're saying.

I think we're pretty close, both of us. Okay, I'm not, I'm not going to Eddie's Warpole again. That's about 99.9% wrong on that, for sure. She has Craig's moving to Netflix. From Netflix to Hulu. I said, we're not on the radio show. I know, but you've never said that. It's S-C-H-I-T-T.

There's nothing wrong with that. It's like a shit-su. The dog. It's not a bad word. You've never said that. I've said it all the time, or not on the air. I just won't say it on the air. You say S Creek.

On the air! I don't know the difference. We're on the post show. That's the difference. And then life. I'll be like, What about Schitt's Creek? Ooh, I've never heard that.

That feels weird when you say that. That show is great, by the way. Having a Shih Tzu dog. Okay, see, you're emphasizing that word. No one. Anyway, they're going to Hulu, October 3rd. You know, when the office left Netflix, that's tough, and I watched it on Peacock for a long time.

We don't watch TV at night. I don't sleep the TV on anymore. That's crazy, dude. Your whole eyes you did that. I have taken a... It's now on a podcast, I listen to Bill Simmons. So there's something still on, but it's not lit up in the room as much.

You sleep with headphones? Nope. I keep it up next to the bed. Oh. And your wife's cool with that? I think she's very nice to allow me to do it, and it's much easier for her than the television. So what she sees is progress. Okay.

So there you go. All right. Let's see what else we have here. A trip. Let's donate sperm. Residents in Rome have imposed a nightly curse. curfew, not because of COVID, but because a series of wild boar attacks. Oh.

Yeah, that's how you know you're in the rural area of the country. Yeah, Rome residents. And I'm not sure what part of Rome this is. It doesn't seem like the middle of the city. It doesn't seem. But there are cars driving around, but yeah, that's the deal. They're wild boars. CBS is the most watching network for the 14th straight year,

which is crazy in not a good or bad way. but what does CBS have? Sports? Oh, that's probably a big part of it, huh? I mean, they do have a lot of sports. Because you got football, you dominate most of the yearly rankings. Yeah, that's a good one. I think they do all golf, not that lot of people watching golf.

They do all the N-CIS. And those, CSI, those get massive ratings. They did all basketball March Madness. I don't know if that counts. Wait, say, Mike? I guess they have those big shows, yeah. Study finds being hospitalized with COVID ages your brain 20 years and cut your IQ by 10 points.

Now, I wonder if, Eddie, you weren't hospitalized. Oh, hospitalized. But I wonder if it's still a thing. I did. Do you feel dumber? Not COVID. Before COVID, you never got me any of these stupid conversations where, like we've had here. Not dumber.

I feel more spacey, if that makes sense. I've never been that spacey. And ever since I got COVID, I feel like, man, I wake up and I feel like my brain is numb for at least two hours, which is weird. I never felt that before in my life. And I don't know if that is COVID, but I've noticed that after COVID, that's been a thing. An Illinois couple found half eaten, very well-preserved McDonald's fries from the 1950s inside a bathroom wall while renovating their home. Now, you only eat them if you're going to post it on reels to make some money if you got that present. Because you're going to make big money if you do that.

Do regular potatoes stay? No idea. Yeah, see, I wouldn't think they do. Yeah, no idea. I mean, it's old school, too. so old school, like the packaging is still pretty good, and it's like a logo I've never even seen it's so old. It's not even Ronald McDonald, it's like some weirdly drawn potato.

It's like when you find a chef hat. A can, you know, with the old tab that you actually pulled the tab off of? Remember those things? Yes, old old. The pool tab. Is there anything else for today that I wanted to get to? Then we can do some money. Then we can go.

Eddie said I did a weird prank on him. Yeah, what was that? No, no, really. Like, what was that? What happened? I just started getting texts. all weekend long. I'm happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday. And I'm like, what are you talking about? I responded to three out of 20. And I said, it's not my birthday. It was in March. Happy birthday, buddy. And I looked on social media. I'm like, did anyone tag me on things?

No tag. Nothing. And then finally someone sent me a screenshot that Bobby had posted on his Instagram story, a picture of us, and it said, wish Eddie a happy birthday. And people did. So the real story is, I always think it's kind of dumb when people will post like re-brag about things.

Like it'll be three months later like, oh, just remembering when I did this. And it's like, okay, you just want to like rebrague. Yeah, it's kind of cool. I was about to do that with a Garth video, but go ahead. Okay, so. Because it's not just remembering. It's like you want to show it.

Just be like that. Just be like, hey, just found this video. It's super cool. Okay. I was like, you know, it's almost. Just don't brag about it. No, no, you can, no, do brag about it. But openly brag about it.

Okay. Don't be like, oh, just sitting here remembering and thought that shit. Chris didn't remember. Why are you to share it? You're remembering it for you. So I had a picture of you and I in the tube before we walked on stage because Garth has a big tube. You don't see him come into the arena or the stadium. And I was like, oh, I never posted this.

And I didn't want to be like, oh, I just sitting here thinking about the good old days. And since it's never been posted, I was like, well, why can I post this? And so I post the picture of us in the tube, but I just said, say, have birthday to Eddie. So your idea was happy birthday. Yeah, I just needed to have reason to post it. I mean, even like people went to my wife at her work and said, is your husband's birthday? No, what are you talking about? Okay.

So random. I do have some stuff that I'm waiting for Amy to get back to talk about. Lunchbox is doing something that makes me laugh out loud. It's also, I'm happy he's doing it. But I'm also, it's just so different. It's just something I wouldn't have expected. Is this opening a business? I'm not telling you what it is.

He knows what it is. And he's... I don't know why you think it's funny, but... No, it's just funny to see you do it. Got it. So, I want to know what this is. I'm waiting until Amy gets back to talk about it. And it's not making fun of them because I think it's awesome.

I wish I could do it. I'm like, no chance I'm going to do it. But what are you talking about? We'll probably do that on Friday's show, huh? We can do it tomorrow without Amy. Yeah, let's do that. But like I have this here. If you're going to laugh, I want to know.

I'm not laughing at you. I'm saying, like I would like to hear if Amy's going to laugh at me too. Probably. She probably will. So that's why I'd rather wait until she gets back. Do you know what it is? It's also. Dangerous. What? Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Who are you asking? Is he know? Lunchbox. Do I know what it is? Well, I hope I know what it is. He's doing it. Okay.

All right. We do have the list of Lunchbox's 10 cringiest moments, which is a fun segment. Probably easy to find 10, huh? There's more than, there was way more than 10. They were just so funny. Like, funny bits he's done over the years that have made us go, ugh. Like, it's funny. Don't take it as in it's not funny.

Or it's just. Huh. What? I think I thought of one that made me make you cringe But I don't want to... Go ahead, you can say it. No, I'll say it to Mike.

I'll write down. I feel like 99% of his audio bits make me cringe. A lot of them do. You're like, ooh, it's still funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's give away this. By the way, buy tickets to the show. There are some balcony seats left.

Not many, especially for Saturday night. And then there are some they say are restricted view, but it's still almost the whole view. I guess they have to put it there because it's like a sliver of a pole. or a rail maybe. Like, that goes horizontally, not blocking. Yeah.

So go to CMATheater.com or Bobbybones.com if you want to get tickets. All right. I'll do 60, and you all can pick a number and we'll do one roll. 60 bucks, that's all we got today? No, but if I'm doing one roll and all you pick a number at the same time, my odds are worse. Okay. Mike?

91. Lunchbox. 47. Eddie? 21. Hey Ray, put this caller on. Marcy, I'll let him take a shot at it too. All right. Morgan.

67. Marcy. Hey. Hey, do you want a chance to win some money? Sure. All right, pick one through a hundred, and I'm going to roll this hundred-sided dice. Okay. Pick a number.

69. That out of girl. All right. Sixty-nine. I can appreciate that. Yeah. Ray? Okay.

Not a lot of lows. I'm really feeling. a 30 something a 30 a 30 a 34 it's like Ray's feeling through a dark room 34 is good thank you scuba 23 why is one number better than the next no I like 34 okay 23 Abby 12 is that everybody okay wow there's a lot of number three eight dang I have a one come on baby not good not good not good oh you have them up on the screen for me thank you there's like an 8% chance somebody'll hit yeah yeah

Almost one in ten. It's my worst odds. Oh, no roll, no roll. Can we get a new dice? Oh, yeah. And tell me what the number would have been. This does not count. What would that number have been? 44, so there wouldn't have been a winner. I knew I saw four.

Okay, no, you said 30s. 34. All right, here we go. Come on, baby. The number is. 21. Just saying. 33.

Oh, Ray. Are you freaking kidding me? What, Ray? You didn't have. Holy Christ. Crap. By one, dude. Yeah, but that's not next to 34 on the dice. It's actually not next to 34, but it is. Oh, it's one spot.

It's two spots away. Oh! 33, 51, 34. So, Ray, you want to spend some of your own money and gamble here on this? No, hey, careful. Oh, your wife? No, my wife would have to be involved in, and she's in an appointment right now. Okay.

Hey, just one, Ray. No, I mean, I'm not trying to get her blood pressure up there. Anybody want a shot? Ten bucks, you can go... Oh, no, I gave my money away. 10 bucks versus 100, you can do. you can do any of the tens. Okay. Cleaned out, man.

All right. Lunchbox. No, I'm good, man. What can we do with five? You can pick five numbers. Okay, let's do it. All right, go. Are we doing single roles or doing it all together?

It's up to you, buddy. Let's do single rules. Same number every time? Different numbers every time. He is so dumb. Oh, my God. He is so dumb. Let him play.

Here we go. I'll be fast. 23. Mike, I need you over here to watch because when it's other people's money, I need to... You got this, scuba. What's the blashe?

It's good, but what's the number? 23. The number's 23. 72. Okay. 12. 50. 50.

14. 14? 65. Okay. 29. 25. Oh. That's my last one, right?

Shaquille O'Neill, 32. Let's do it. 32. Come on. 23. 32. 32. 32.

32. from the Atlanta Magic Steel Deal. Are you serious? Wow! Come get your money, buddy. Come get your money, buddy. I need the five, though. It cost you five bucks to place.

You won 95 bucks. We got a winner. Here you go, buddy. Good win. Thank you. I appreciate it. Good job. Wow, good job, scuba.

Let's go. Shots. Lunchbox told you were stupid for doing that. Exactly. No, no, you did too. You did too. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. It's the same odd. you guys were making him feel like he was doing something dumb. It's the same odds. If you want to roll one for $1 for $5 for $5, one spin, mathematically, it's the same thing. This is exactly how I feel when you go play Black Jack in Vegas and they're like, oh, no, no, no, the rules. You do that, dude.

No, no, no. We're not talking about rules. Let people make their own decision. I don't care what he does. So stupid. That's why you don't want Eddie sitting at your table when you play Black Jazz. Yeah, then don't sit there. I got to go.

Scoobin, nice job, buddy. That's awesome. Bobby, just before you go, will you tell Eddie, that there are mathematical reasons they have those rules. Absolutely, they're all. Thank you. Yeah, but if it's not your money, shut up. I agree with that, too.

Thank you. But you shut up. You've been annoying this whole show. Yes. Goodness. All right, I got to go. You guys have a good day. Marcy, I'm sorry you didn't win.

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