The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (06-29-22)

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

Bobby starts by talking about Ariana Grande’s house getting broken into by a stalker. We get into a discussion of why people break into famous people’s homes. Bobby gives his thoughts after studying inflation and its effects. Amy thought she was scammed after buying shoes online. Bobby talks about why he’s giving away shoes on his Instagram. Raymundo had to talk to a family member about giving out his number.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Air Tasker, get anything done. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. These stalker stories are really crazy, and I know it's because these are massive celebrities that were like, oh, wow, that's wild when we move on. But, I mean, imagine if you're Ariana Grande. First of all, that'd be pretty cool if you were.

Super talented, super famous, yeah. But there's a stalker that broke into her house on her 29th birthday, which was last Sunday. Luckily, she was not home. he violated a restraining order, which means he's already had to be cuckoo and has had to feel threatening to her. And so he violated that

and they got him in the house. In the house. That's crazy. Before he had a large hunting knife and he was like trying to. So my point with all this is if he gets close to her ever accidentally, you don't know what's going to happen

because you can't predict someone who's irrational. You can't rationalize someone who's irrational. And so the guy that's been arrested before, his name is a heron brown in the house. It's crazy that he can get in her house. It's like the guy in Taylor Swift's house. It was in her bathtub. Remember that? In New or in like Rhode Island or something. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Sandra Bullock, too. What do they want? What do they want? Well, that's, again, back to my point, we can kind of figure it out. They're a huge fan that they love them. They want to be near them. knows, you can't really think and be logical about someone who is completely irrational. What do

they really want? I don't know. They think they're married to them. They want to kill them if they can't have them. Nobody can. You don't know. Whatever it is, it's unhealthy desire because you don't go, you don't do that. So he's been arraigned on charges of stalking, burglary, damaging power lines, violation of court order of obstruction. He pled not guilty. He's currently in custody. So, in her house. In her house. I would get, if he's outside of her house, the street and you're like this is her stalker arrest him he can't be here but the fact you get in her house yeah that's from TMZ and also I guess you expect her to have so much money that she'd have security at her house even when she's not there yeah but no one would have

access to her land her house I mean camras or something yeah I don't know that's not true obviously or if it is you figured out a way to get around it but like even when that gang was a rich kid gang lunchbox it was robbing all the famous people oh the bling ring when they were robbing people. They were going into really rich people's places and stealing really crazy, expensive things. And I remember thinking, how'd they get in? Like, incredible. Do they not have security at these people's houses where they've got millions of dollars of stuff just in a drawer? And that they did it all over the place. They got a lot. I mean, they were so famous and so rich. Yeah. They made a movie about them, but I never saw it. It is. It's good. What was their motivation?

I know it was money, but they could have robbed a bunch of rich people, Mike, right? But why do they go after celebrities in the movie like what was the basis of it they just found enjoyment out of it because they would make like news and everything so because they were famous that's what the fun was and then collecting all like the designer bags

jewelry stuff like that you can rob anybody right to get that stuff famous in LA because weren't they mostly robbing famous people yeah I think Paris Hilton was one of them I was talking to a guy who used to work in retail in California and he was like how unsafe it is now to work at these expensive places because he just worked as a salesperson

person. He was like, one, the, and I can vouch for this, too, like the homeless population in Los Angeles, you can't walk down anywhere in the streets. They're everywhere and they're, when COVID hit, there's one place of people to go, more tense. It's just not safe, almost anywhere to walk in Los Angeles. And I wouldn't be there often, but if a show was like, you got to come work, I would go out and have a walk and they say, you can't walk. Stop walking. You get an Uber or we'll send a car for you. And he said, well, what had happened was, because the luxury high-end bags, you get them, it's not like a, you know, you can track it really. You could sell it anywhere, but the smashing grabs were happening where people would come in, the group's people,

and just go, boom, and grab everything. And if they're like, a couple people got caught, a couple people got caught, they're willing to take those odds and then just run out and see what they got. I mean, not to sound crazy, but to see one of those would be pretty like, whoa, like it would be pretty awesome if no one got hurt. Because it's just bags. They have insurance for those, right? So to me, I'm like, if I'm shopping somewhere and someone starts smashing and grabbing I'd be like, whoa, I mean, it'd be crazy, right? Or am I just being insane? It'd be crazy. I don't know if I'd want to see it. I don't know if I'd want to see it. But it would be crazy. At the mall, I told you guys a story about how they were like eyeballing folks and then have

somebody in the garage ready to rob them. Here. Really? We talked about it on the air, didn't we? Yes, we did. I would have been gone. It was a nice store. Yeah, at a nice store. They were parking in the parking garage outside a nice store. And so that's They knew if you're going into that nice store, you probably have money in, so they would sit out there in that garage. And look for mostly women by themselves. And then somebody inside would text somebody outside. Hey, they're coming out. They'd follow them.

Boom. Rob them. Scary. And inside some stores in the mall, especially the entrance stores, like the big stores that have the doors from the outside, it's like hypersecure. They got people in all those stores just chilling because of people grabbing and running out. And who knows. But that blingering. Crazy.

These stalkers in Celebrity House is crazy because if they happen to be there That's the one stab away from me and dead Where's the documentary about blingering? I mean, can we not get one? There's a movie. No, I know. I understand that, but why is there not a documentary

about these people? I want to know about them. I want to know what happened, like what they were thinking, where are they at now? This show, the blingering, a 22 TV series? It's that new, Mike? No, the movie's 2013. They have a TV series now, or is it out yet,

or is it coming out? Because I would love to, like, hear from them. There are three episodes, The Blingering. But what platform is that on? It's on IMDB, The Blingering, 2022. Huh. Just let me know when you get it, or you can highlight it up here on the screen.

A woman loses thousands to a scammer pretending to be Henry Cavill. Do you guys know Henry Cavill is? Spider-Man. He was Superman a while ago. Same different. In one of the franchises that really didn't do that well, I liked him as Superman.

I didn't see the second one he did. Maybe there were three. So he's a good-looking. guy. He's also in some Netflix, like science fiction. The, what's it called? Yeah, is it science fiction? He's like the witcher. People love him. He's got white hair. They're like, he does such a great job with this character. So I don't know much about the Witcher, but he's in it. And so in Nebraska Coleman's out tens of thousands of dollars to a scammer on Instagram who said he was Henry Cavill. He said, hey, I'm going to send

you a briefcase full of $10 million worth of diamonds. So police say the scammer told the woman the briefcase was held up in customs and she should give him her banking information. so that he could get it through, the woman lost $40,000. $40,000. Oh, man. Authority say you should never give out your banking info online. Instead, contact your bank to see if it's legit. Yeah.

From K-O-L-N. That's so much money. And I feel so sad for her, not just because of the money, but for her to even fall for that. Agree to do that. Kind of shares what kind of place she was in. Lonely. or diamond hungry. Both are not fun.

Not fun places to be. So there's that. 23 million Californians are getting $1,000 in inflation relief checks. It's from CBS News. You know, I was kind of studying inflation a little bit. This series, and again, I'm a doctor, sure, but I'm an economist, no.

That's what we're all listening. Yeah. You know, with COVID, there's a bunch of money just sent out, right? And whenever you influx a market with more, it makes everything worth less. I mean, the inflation is because of all the extra money. We didn't make new money. We just said, here's all this money that we're not here.

Here you go. Everybody have all this money. We needed it. People needed it to get through. But now you have all this money. So stuff is worth less and costs more because of all the money that comes from nowhere and all of a sudden exists. So what we're trying to do is catch up with that.

and so everything costs more because there's more money in it but we've already spent that money so we don't have the money and still everything costs more so anyway I was watching it like a YouTube for idiots or it's like a cartoon explaining inflation

and why we're going through this now and I was like that's interesting yeah because they didn't make more money when they give us money like this do we have to pay it back at some point no except through inflation which now

they have to make that money. Let's say, let me try to break it down. I'm going to do a terrible job at this. Again, I'm a doctor and an economist. Let's say there's $1 in the whole economy, right? Got it. We have this miniature economy, and here's $1, break it up however you want between us.

One, two, three, four, five, six people, okay? Me, Amy, lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, five people. So here's $1, this is your whole economy. You can have seven pennies, ten, whatever it is. split it up, work, you get parts of this dollar. All right, so, and then we base what things cost on the total amount of money that's here with us. Yes. So if I want to get groceries, you know, maybe it's a penny.

Maybe it's a third of a cent. You know, for, I want to buy a car. I do that's a bigger purchase. Maybe that costs two cents to get a new car. I'm in. All of a sudden, someone goes, you know what? I know your whole economy is $1. Boom.

Here's five more dollars. put in the economy. So now you have six total dollars in the economy. Do you think that car that cost two cents is now going to still cost two cents if there's $6 in total economy? Of course not. No. It's going to cost more. Because the ratio of what it costs versus what we have,

we'd be buying all the cars then. We got so there's $6 in the economy now. We can buy 50 cars. You're not supposed to buy 50 cars because it costs. So now, you're like, well, we've got to raise the price cars. Because now you have, the economy's gone six times what it was. was you can't buy a car for that cheap. We're running out of cars. So we've got to make the

car price even more. So, okay, boom, cars up. Well, that $6 then goes, let's say, four of it. Let's say there's a big company. We'll call it Apple or something. And Apple's killing making all this money. They're growing. They're keeping this money in their company. Well, now we have $2 in our entire economy, but we've set the car prices that for a $6 dollar economy. That's basically a really bad version of inflation. And you're like, well, that costs too much. We don't have that much. We don't only have $2 in a whole economy, but a car costs 42 cents. And they're like, well, yeah, that's what that's what that's what's sort of what's happening right now. Did that make sense at all? Like am I explaining it in an okay way?

Watch box? Let's talk to sleep. He checked out. I have no idea. When he starts talking about cents and then something in the economy. I don't think it's a horrible. I was trying to boil it down, but even then... It was still over my head. He couldn't get over the fact that a car was six cents. No, it was two cents. Or two cents.

It was two cents and you only had a cent. But then you had six cents. If we divided the dollar by five of us, we each had 20 cents. But why are you dividing a dollar? Oh my gosh. He divided amongst... Like if our economy was $40 billion.

You have to divide... It's divided up amongst people and the jobs they do in the company. But I just did one dollar. But it doesn't matter. I just tell me what I have and not the economy because I don't understand that. Well, you'd be complaining.

Oh, I'm all and getting... I got a nickel a year. Oh, yeah, true. If we divided it really the dollar, not even. Well, it wouldn't be even anyway, right? It wouldn't. I know. I'd have 80 cents.

I divided it evenly just automatically, but you're right. You would take more. Amy, you'd have 15 cents. You'd be scrubbing. Why would you get 80 and she get 15? I work harder. Yeah. Do you?

Yeah. Yeah. What is that a question? Do you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tush. Bad exclaim.

explanation. I don't anybody correct me on that. But that's what I learned from it. Where did you study this? I watched a YouTube video for idiots. No, no, you said you start studying it. I'm like, you go to class. No, no, no, but that's me studying. I don't want to read a book with numbers.

I need them to simplify it for me so much that I can watch and go, oh, because I don't get it sometimes. So someone gets on YouTube and makes a video like they think, you know what, a lot of people are going to watch this. Sure. I don't think it's about a lot, but I think it's about having it accessible if someone does want to watch it. And then teachers, I'm sure they're just like, hey, there's YouTube video, watch this, and it'll teach you about inflation.

And this is all inflation all the time. That's what a teacher does instead of. But that was a big part of what it is. Yeah. Like all this money was thrown in and we're like, we just have money? They just can't print more money. They can. They do.

But then things all of a sudden are valued differently. And we spend it all and things are still valued at that point. That's why it's like 10 million pesos equal like a dollar. Because they just print it over there. They do? Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know exactly what the amount. I'm not going to trust you on this because I don't know that you're saying the truth.

Absolutely. Like one... Absolutely is. I mean, 100%. Hey, everyone, look at me. Trust me, dude. Anyway. I'm not a doctor.

There you go. And I like Eddie says that a teacher would just point to YouTube. Is that really how it works? I think teachers probably come up with their own analogies. One pay so equals what, Eddie, do you think? I haven't looked at this in years. One peso. Wait, so, wait, what did you ask?

Because it would be a dollar. One peso equals Oh my gosh, maybe 25 cents $0.0.0.0. There you go. So, Mike, is that 50 cents? The decimal points grown with me Or is it half of a...

0.50, half of a penny. Yeah. That's really... And he was close. So I was accurate. Okay, I don't know that's kidding. You said 25 cents. Anyway.

Let's see. What? Now we're breaking down the peso. No, I was using... Hold on. What, Mike? $1.20 pesos. That was using the example. They just print over there.

Really? So the value is nothing. So it's five cents, Eddie. Okay, guys, it was an example. No, but you just said, yes, I'm right, and you celebrated your victory. My victory was that printing money with no value ends up like this. But I just said that and talked a whole... And I was yes anding you.

Thanks. Giving you an example, a YouTube video. Money is crazy anyway. Yeah, I don't understand it. But again, I don't understand radio or TV or science or cars. I don't understand anything. I just use it. Yeah, I don't get money either.

I don't know. don't get it. You don't have it or get it. No, I get it, but I spend it, but I don't understand it. Amy, you order some shoes from Flight Club? Yeah, is that real? Yes. Thank you. I knew you would know. So you thought you'd been scammed?

Yes, because 13 days went by and I saw nothing. And then I just started to wonder, so I Google Flight Club reviews, and it has a 1.63 rating, like, low stars. And I thought, and people were complaining about customer service and not ever getting their shoes. and I thought, and they weren't an expensive pair by any means, but they're just the only place I could find the ones that I wanted. They're just a pair of Nikes. And I was seeing, I still don't have them. It's not my favorite place to order from, but I have ordered a few from.

And I've always, I've always got them. No, they're America. I don't know. What mine was. Okay. I'll keep you posted. But as long as you say, I'll hold out hope. I've ordered from Flight Club a couple of times, two or three times.

It's been a while. And you were a satisfied customer? Yeah, I got the shoes. Okay. And they didn't come in wrong size or two different shoes. So you're satisfied. Flight or fight? Flight.

Thank you. Are they in New York, Mike? Yeah. Yeah, because I think I might have even been to the flight club store. Oh. Well, that makes you feel better. They have a brick and mortar. A what?

A freaking mortar? A brick and mortar. Oh, I thought you said freaking mortar. I'm like, that's kind of cool. No, that makes me feel better. I thought I just like placed some random order on a site that was lying to me. I have, you know, I like shoes a lot.

And they got to the point where I had so many pair of shoes that I wasn't wearing and I wear them like once or maybe none. And they're just sitting in this. I have a closet full of all shoes. And I was like, I can't do this because somebody could actually use these shoes. So today, 29th, I've given away like 110 pair of shoes. Everything from tennis shoes to boots to and some of the shoes may be worn once. Like, you know, I've been hooking at people that. It's my size though, right?

Eddie and Mike are luckily my size. Yep. And so lots of shoes, do you want them? Would you like to have them? Brand newish, right, for the most part? Very brand newish. Which is super cool. So I have a pair that I found yesterday in the back of a closet.

They're Red Jordans. Mike, you remember which ones they were? Yeah, there we go. And so I found on the, I don't know they've ever been worn, maybe once. I said, Mike, how much are these worth it? Will you look it up because I was going to give them away on something? And I remember buying them for like $90. They're $20.18s.

So I bought off like $90. They're worth like $350 now. Wow. Crazy. This shoes are actually an investment. Yeah, they go up with that. Not always. Not always.

But yes, I mean, I guess. But things are only worth what people say they're worth. Right. Like you can't take it apart and sell up for parts and it equals that. So it's only worth what. So I mean, on my Instagram, I'm going to give them away, but I don't want people just to want them because they want them. Like, I want somebody to be able to use them as a size 10 and a half or 11.

I wear 11, but you could be a 10. 10 and a half or an 11 and a half and get away with it. So I'll probably do that today, but I've been playing a game how much you think these shoes are worth. I have another one queued up, ready to go today. Stupid how much some of these shoes are being sold for. The Kanye is the Yeezies that had up yesterday that's gone now. $26,000.

Oh my goodness. For a pair of shoes. And I was talking to Mike about it, and I was like, that's crazy. But Mike made a good point. Those are not a good point because they're not worth $26,000. No way. But the reason they're so expensive is... When you first did the deal with Nike is when you made the Yeeisies.

and then now they're Adidas, so they're super rare. You can't find them anymore. Oh. It's just a lack of the Nike Yeezy, because it's all Adidas and has been it for years, and this is a pair of them. And I've seen that pair before. That Flight Club store, they had them on display there.

You went to the store and saw that pair? In New York, yeah. $26,000. They have some Dior Nikes. Christian Dior. They're like $12,000. And they said, it's wild. How much these shoes are on, like, Stock X,

which is where I get some of them from. Crazy. I'm looking at these shoes on Flight Club. There's these Yeezy foam runners. They might be the ugliest. It looks like someone took a poop and they poked a couple holes in it and they're selling them for $200. I'm like Yeezys are generally ugly.

And I like them because it's super comfortable. I have a pair on today. I mean, these here? These things. So these are Yeezys, right? Oh, those are Yeezys? Mm-hmm. And are you wearing some?

Yeah. So they're ugly. But they're very comfortable and they're supposed to be. It's like a Bulldog. You know what? I don't like a Stanley on a Bulldog and go. like, man, what a good looking dog. He's pretty darn cute, though.

But he is because he, bulldogs are just made like, you know? Yeah. My son, he's 11, and he just got a bunch of hand-me-down clothes from a family friend. And inside, they included, and I would never spend money on this.

So I feel like if he wears them, I want him to have a disclaimer, like wear a shirt. Like, my mom didn't buy me these shoes because they're a kid Yeezys. And he loves them. And he's starting to wear them, but I feel awkward walking with him

because I want it. You know, if they're normal Yeezies, it just looks like a pair of expensive shoes. Not crazy. But for a kid? But do other people know what they are? Yeah, the thing about really expensive shoes, you don't know what they are unless you know what they are. And for you to know what they are, you almost got to kind of be in it. Okay.

I wouldn't worry about it. That's cool. But just okay, just in case y'all see him wearing some. Amy, I would see him and I wouldn't even know. Okay. I'm not a shit. Did he poop? Shout out to the family friend that donated.

What size does he wear? Oh, he wears. Eleven? I got a lot for him. Can I imagine? No, he's a huge feet. He wears like a two or three. Kids.

We buy your daughter's shoes. For her birthday or stuff, we like to get her cool shoes. Yeah, but she's 15 and she wears like a four. But I don't understand the kid size to the adult size. Because she is a four. And kids. Yeah. She's tall.

She's like taller, but her foot has been the same size since she got here four years ago. Hey, Ramundo, you had to talk to somebody about being famous? You did? Yeah, with a family member. What do you mean? Well, so one day I get two phone calls on my phone and I get a text message. Hey, is this Ray? Then I get a voicemail. I'm like, what is going on? I don't even know who this number is. And then I get a text message and it goes, hey, Ray, know you from elementary school, man. We used to be friends back then. Would you give me a call if you don't mind? And I'm like, what? I don't even know who this person is? And then I go, who'd you get my number from? And he goes, oh, I got it from your brother. I asked him and he just gave it to me. And so I'm like, All right. Here we go. I'm going to have to have the famous talk with my brother. So I hit up my brother. What's the famous talk? It's where you got to give him the lowdown. You're like, hey, this isn't an elementary school anymore. Things have changed the tad. You don't just give out my number to anybody. You got to ask me. You got to go through some protocol. Never just give my number to somebody. Tell him Instagram. Tell him a bogus email. I don't care. Never do that again. I don't know that's a faint thing. I want to give him a number away anyway to random folks, right? Yeah. But I mean, that was a thing. But your brother doesn't understand because he's, because he's a thing. I don't know.

He doesn't listen to the show. Yeah, he has no. I'm like, hey, we're not in that 2000 person town anymore, dude. And these are people that want to get in touch with you because they listen to the show now. And the tone of it was, what does this kid out? He doesn't want to catch up. He wants something. Like concert tickets.

What does he want? Tickets. If it's, we're in a city of his, maybe he's got money issues. I have no idea. I don't understand. He wants you to come in and save him. Huh? Yeah.

Money issues. What's your brother say to that? How did he react to the famous talking about? He hit me with one letter, one text response. K. All right. I didn't have a famous talk with my brother, but I had to have a talk where it was, because he was using my social media as a way to get a hold of me,

because he had been texting me, I guess, for like a week. And I just, I was like, I'll get back to him when I can. It was like a busy week. And he gets on my social and comments on one of my posts. Like, hey, call me back. I've been trying to call you forever. I'm like, dude, you can't do that on my social. Did you call him back?

Yeah. Okay, then it works. Yeah, I don't hear anything wrong there. But I was like, dude, you can't get on my social media and start like telling him, trying to communicate with me. Why? Because he has my phone number. But you didn't answer him.

Well, I get it. But that's not the same kind of talk Ray had to have. That's kind of the same. No, not at all. I had to explain him. Tell me more about pesos because that's more, at least, I'm the same. I mean, trust me, I know this.

Amy, what's the seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo? Oh, that's a book. Actually, well, a few people have told me about it, but Caitlin's one of them. And I've just heard, I'm not big into fiction books, but I decided to give it a go with a, because I needed a break from like heavier therapeutic type books, and I am loving it.

It is so good. So people are looking for a good fiction book, but I Googled and it's loosely based on Elizabeth Taylor, but it's basically about this Hollywood star from like the 60s that was married seven times and never told her story publicly and then you're getting the interview with her and who she's picked out to write her story for her.

So you're hearing why she was married seven times. I know how it ends. You do? I'm not going to say anything, yeah. It's really good. Did you read it? No, but I would listen to Caitlin would tell me about it each day. She would read it out loud too.

She read it? Yeah. Yeah. She'll consume a book like that. And I was like, I don't care about the book. It's stupid. So what happened last time? What's chapter three?

Yeah. Every day you wanted to do that thing. Yeah, I was like, hey, so what I want to? Yeah, I'm not going to say nothing else because I don't want to spoil it. But it's very interesting. Well, every girlfriend in my life that has read it has loved it. And apparently you did too. Well, I didn't.

Voice mail threw into two voicemails. We're going to wrap it here. Hannah in New Hampshire. It's almost midnight here, but I just purchased tickets to you, Bobby, being at the Opry, July 22nd. I'm going to be in town and Nashville with my boyfriend who's sleeping, which is why I need to whisper. But I'm so excited that I just had to call and tell you. Woohoo! Some of that wasn't a whisper.

She wasn't whispering at all. She's like, I'm very excited. I have to whisper because my boyfriend's asleep. But I'll be there. Yes, I'm playing the Opry on July 22nd. Now, if you come to the Opry, it is not a full me show, which is even better. it is an array of acts. I'm not sure who else is playing,

but if you're in town 22nd, awesome. And then I am doing two more comedically inspirational shows, August 12th and 13th. And so tickets won't go and sell until I think the 15th of July. Let me see here real quick. July 15th tickets are going to sell.

And then that shows like a month after that. But yeah, I'm going to do two more shows here. And if it goes well, we may try to get it to a streamer. Because I feel pretty good about where we are through two. be some different stuff and I've been kind of rewriting some of the stuff. But I feel really great about it.

And if you guys want to come, take it once on July 15th to that show. And then finally, here's Emma in Idaho. I just want to let you know that I read all your books, all of them, and I love every single one of them. I love your story. Me and my dad listened to you a lot. Bye. All right. I appreciate that.

She's 10. She read all the books. Wow. Maybe you read the one you didn't know I wrote called Evelyn Hugo. Oh. Seven wives. The seven wives. Husbands.

That's it. We appreciate you guys. Hope you have a good rest of your Wednesday or whenever you're hearing this. What is that, Mike? What do you mean? Oh, okay. I'll wait. I'll wait for a second.

Unless. Let's just sit. Just sit in it for a second. I like it. I like the silence. Let's just do. Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go.

July 22nd. It featuring Bobby Bones, Dale Watson. Nice. Yeah. Daily events, Coriash, and more to be added soon. It's still far away,

so they don't have it all up there yet. But there you go. And then Eddie and I are doing a little show in August. I'm doing these opery dates to try some material out for these other shows I'm doing. So I work at the Opry anyway and do the TV show, but I was like,

I need to get on stage a couple times and do some new material to see if it works. It's pretty cool you're able to do that. Yeah, it's awesome. So I get to go out, do some stuff, tell some jokes. Hopefully it's funny.

So if you're in town, come on up to the Opry. All right, that's it. Hey, are Eddie and I the Raging Idiots on there in August? Will you look? Because we're going to do... It'll be before the August 12th show. Let's see.

I'm not sure what day, but you can work backward. Okay, go backward. No, no, the other way. The other backward. What? Oh, you searched Raging and nothing yet? Keep going. Maybe they want to write it.

They're embarrassed. We don't write Raging Idiots on this. This is a grand ol'opery. Let's see. Lorna L.A. August 6. We're probably in that more to be announced. Okay.

I don't know which day. Do you know which day? That's here somewhere. We're always more to be announced. Dude, honestly, I know the week of, I'm like, what am I doing this week? My calendar says more to be announced. All right, that's it. You guys have a good day.

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