The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (09-15-21)

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

Bobby talks to Caroline Hobby about how she recently interviewed Jake Owen’s fiancé Erica. Bobby talks about the painting she gave them as a wedding gift. Bobby gives an update on his old Bronco that got wrecked. A TikToker reveals 5 things to not do on an airplane. Bobby also talks about why people say “we” when it comes to their favorite sports teams. We also talk to Scuba Steve about his job as a home inspector. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, Caroline. Hey, how's it going? Pretty good. On Caroline's podcast, she has on Jake Owen's fiance, Erica, which I think is super interesting because she's never done a podcast before. That's right. This is her first one. Was she nervous?

He was a pro. Yeah. You know, I think she might have been a little nervous, but you would have never known. And I loved it because she wanted to do it in person. Now that I've started doing so many over Zoom, I just kind of like offer that up to people if they want to do it on Zoom. She's like, no, let's do it in person. And we ended up hanging out. She came over.

Her daughter, Paris came over, studying and Paris played. And we ended up just having like the best conversation and the best day. So it's called Get Real with Caroline Hobby, her podcast. And Erica is an interior designer. Did she talk about the celebrity's houses that she went into? She's done some massive houses. She didn't really, like, mention who she did. But he's done some, like, big-time houses.

And that's how she met Jake, because she was on his project. He went to restoration hardware, and he was just going to, like, design his whole house because, you know, that's what he does. Just walked in, like, let's make those restoration hardware. And she was, like, one of the interior designers. And he was so blown away by her confidence and beauty. Like, he had never seen a woman take that. kind of charge and he basically just had to marry her or proposed her. He was like obsessed

to her the moment he met her. What people don't know is he proposed her the minute he met her. He bought a ring immediately. Oh wow. No that's not true. That's how Caroline made a sound though. She's like and he just had to propose. But um so it was like true love at first night. So check out Caroline's podcast. Get Real with Caroline Hobby. I did see that it was um your daughter's first birthday, second birthday? The second birthday? The second birthday? Yeah, and you guys had a big sign up with her name on it and your whole family was there. I mean, it feels like those two years have flown by. They really have. It's crazy.

When I was pregnant and having Sunny in like the first year, it was so like, I was so anxiety driven just being a new mom. And a lot of my podcasts are actually focused on that because it's just like entering into this whole new world, raising a child. But now that she's too, she has such a personality and she's so much fun. She just started school. She's going to little, like, school, four days a week until noon. And it's just crazy to see her turning into human. It's the greatest joy of my life. I know that sounds cheesy, but it is so much fun to watch her grow up.

And I really can't believe she's, I really can't believe she's too. It's flown by. Yeah, it feels like that two years. You guys are next, Bobby. You and Caitlin. Okay. I mean, next thing you know, you're going to have a two-year-old. You know, possibly.

And when you walk in our house, there is a picture that Caroline gave us for as a wedding gift, a painted picture. You'll hang it up. We haven't hung it up yet. It's still sitting in the same place. We're having trouble right now with our gifts. But yours is out. But we have only opened like three gifts of every gift.

Okay, did you like the picture? Because I feel like when you give someone a painting, it kind of can be like risky. Because it's like big and like the people feel like they have to hang it on their wall. But I was like, what do you get Bobby and Caitlin? Y'all have everything you could ever want. So like you got to do something creative for you guys. I will agree that a painting is risky. However, the painting that she had made for us is awesome

Because the dogs are in it too And it's like slightly card- It's not like someone The self-portraits or when someone tries to paint Like a real-life picture of you, that's tough Because you always look a little deformed Right, right Like something like your cheek is hanging a little

This one is great because it's kind of cartoon drawing And so we love it actually And if we did it, we wouldn't have it out in the house at all So very thankful for that Okay, okay Well I'm really glad because then I gave it to Caitlin I was like, okay, if you hate it,

it's totally fine. It's the thought that counts, right? But I really thought it was cool too. Yeah, we thought it was great. Well, okay, you guys check out Get Real with Caroline Hobby. She has a podcast that is just killing. It's fantastic.

It's doing so well. I call her sometimes, and I'm like, you have made so much money this last month. And she's like, I have. But I feel like that geekses me. Like, as soon as you tell me that,

then I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to curse myself and it's going to, like, not do well. You can only affect that by forward working. It's not going to affect anything in the past. Like it doesn't I know Me calling you and going

Hey let's talk about your podcast It's been doing wonderful Let's talk about the streaming numbers Let's talk about the revenue And you're like I feel nervous Because you're telling me too many good things Would you rather me tell you bad things

Or no things at all? I mean I don't know I kind of just like to ignore everything Until like it's not happening Well she's killing it You guys check out Get Real with Caroline Hobby Caroline good to talk to you

Hey great to talk to you guys too Have a good day Bye bye A little update for me My Bronco That was wrecked It's back No. God, no.

But we've been going through it with insurance because we bought an old Bronco, and it was an old Bronco, but we paid more forth than probably the parts were worth altogether because it's so hard to get one of those Broncos. Insurance called yesterday and like, hey, we've been going back and forth. We're going to cover it. Oh, yeah. So they're starting the rebuild of this thing. Yes. Like last week, they started late last week, which is pretty exciting for us, because we thought

we would never get that thing back and we were going to be out money. But insurance for some reason, I have no complaints. So you bought it, and how many times did you drive it after you bought it? Try four? Four times and then wreck. Somebody nailed it. We were out of town. We couldn't get the emissions passed.

Because when I say it's an old Bronco, it's literally an old Bronco. I don't think every state understands what that is, because I think Tennessee may be one of the few states that does emission tests. Really? Which, yeah. We had them growing up in Arkansas, but maybe they don't anymore. I'm not sure, but you go in and they have to, like, test out what comes out of your car. Yeah, and if it's polluting the air. Apparently, this thing's quite the polluter.

Yeah. So, on the emissions test, while we were on our honeymoon, our friend that was taking it to get a tent, boom, got hit. The other person's fault. So, but we feel like we're going to be able to get it back and everything will be cool here. All right. Mark that off the list. Five things you should never do on an airplane. We have on.

Say bomb. Yeah. Rush the cockpit. Okay, these are things, those things you should just know. Try to open the exit door. Yes, oh yeah. Okay, so eight things you should never do on an airplane. A flight attendant named Tommy shared the five things you should never do on an airplane.

Here's a clip from his TikTok video. Do not ever touch the flush button or lever with your bare hand. When you flush, use a napkin or a tissue that's in the lavatory. Number two, don't forget to drink water. Stay hydrated. You want to have about 16 ounces for every flight that you go on. Number three, do not fall asleep or lean your head on the window. You're not the only one who has done that and you don't know how many people or children have wiped their hands all over the window.

Number four, don't wear shorts when you're on an airplane. So if you have pants, you're going to have less germs. Number five, don't feel afraid to let a flight attendant know if you're feeling sick. We are there to help. What? You agree with all those? Yeah. I'll wipe down the side thing with a wife and then put my head on there.

So I think there are things you can do to make those things doable. Do you flush the toilet with your bare hand? I don't really go in the bathroom. Never? I have to pee occasionally. I try to handle that. On a long flight, I'm going to Vegas. I'll probably have to pee once.

And I try to have a bottle of water for every hour I'm in the air. Okay. Oh, I thought you're going to say a bottle for... To pee in? No, no, no, no, no. But if you wash your hands after you flush, you should be fine. Flush. You press the flush button.

The water, though, in an airplane is weird to me, though, because it's not like real water. It's in a, like, a container, like a jug. I mean, it's obviously real water, but it's sitting down there. And who knows how long their water is. They just chill in them. Hand sanitizer. So, yes. There are all, you know, little alterations in your patterns you can make to make the plane right.

But sometimes, I will wear shorts occasionally. Mostly it's all sweats. Basically, the airport and an airplane is a pajama party to me. Like, I'm going in, ready to go. You're going to lay on the plane, wipe it down, try to take a nap, listen to my podcast, land, get the heck out of there. But shorts, what were the other ones? I'd be laying in my head if I clean it. Flushing.

If you're sick. Oh, yeah. Oh, so I was flying to Hawaii. for American Idol, and that is a awful flight from Nashville, like 11, 12 hours. It's just terrible. And so we're flying over there, and I was going a day early because I was going to go to Lionel Richie's concert. He was having a concert in Hawaii the day before we started shooting.

And he's like, hey, come to the show. And I'm like, well, I'll go a day early. Why would I not? Like, how often is Lionel Richie going to even know who I am, much less invite me to go to one of his shows? And so I'm flying over, and I get food poisoning about a third of the way through the flight. and I go into that bathroom and I have wipes and as I'm vomiting I'm cleaning up the whole bathroom

just so I don't have to sit in like a do-do infested room but I went to the flight attendant and said hey I'm gonna I'm really sick and she's like are you sick from like motion or food I say that it's food she guarded that door like she was so helpful like because he said that it goes hey we're here to help she was so helpful and me be and then once I got out of the room and went back and got in like a fetal position kind of in that because American Idol sent me like first class so there's like room there and so I'm in like a feudal position

and she comes over and she's like, hey, if you need to go to the bathroom, let me know, I'll make sure that there's nobody going back in and out of this place. And I was like, that's so nice of her. Yeah. It's cool. So I agree with him

that they are looking out for you most of the time. Although sometimes you get a real snarky one. You ever get a real snarky flight? They probably just had a bad deal. Yeah, the person on the last flight was probably awful or something. Yeah. Okay, there's that. And also don't rush the cockpit.

No. Don't yell a bomb. Don't. What was the other one? Keep your mask on your face. Well, yes. But people don't. Crazy.

People don't, and then they fight about it. Yeah, don't kick the seat in front of you. Or don't have your kids kick to see in front of that person. Don't take your feet, I'll put them up in front of the... I'm okay with sock feet too. Yeah, sock feet's fine, but bare feet, like putting it up in between that part where it's every... Ugh, no. Why does sports fans say we?

Is it okay to say we? It's a good question. This comes up. I did the Razorback Daily podcast yesterday. It's my favorite podcast. It's like 20 minutes a day. Let's do it every single day. And I often refer to us, I even say us.

Yes. To the Razorbacks, Razorback fans as a we. Even though you didn't play on Saturday. But I, yes. Did you practice? Alone. Yeah, I ran some plays alone. You did nothing but watch.

So do you say we when talking about your favorite sports team? Because I do. Amy. No. I don't have a team. Interesting. But I guess if I was talking... But if you did...

Yeah, I would say we? That's fine. I like the... Do you judge a weer? No, I don't judge a weir. Eddie? I judge a weir, but at the same time, I am a weer. I don't like it when people do it.

I've caught myself doing it with the Cowboys. Like, man, I mean, it was just a tough loss. I mean, we had that game. And I'm like, dang it. I said we. Oh, you get annoyed even yourself doing that? Yes, because I don't want to be that person. But I guess we invest so much.

time into our team? Yes, that's it right there. It's all investment. That I feel like it's all, it's part of all of us. We're all doing this. The fan base, the players, the owners, everyone. The teams also want you to feel like a we. Okay. Because then you're spending money. Yes, they absolutely do. That's their goal is to be inclusive. So you're a part of that team. So you spend money buying tickets or merch or time. Like, they want weeds. Because without you, there is no them. Like if no one was watching sports. Without you, There is no them. Yes, otherwise it would just be people playing in the field.

Yeah, for what? It is losery, but I'm a loser. I'm okay with that. Yeah. Like, I'm, the most loser thing I am is about sports. Like, that's my hobby. That's the thing I love the most, sports, and then music. Like, I love those two things.

But number one, you know, my main thing is sports. That's, if I need time to, like, break away, I'll go play Madden. I don't play Call of Duty. I don't need to kill anybody. I play Madden or I play NBA 2K. Or I watch old games. Or I watch old games. Or I watch new games. Or I find games.

And I don't want to watch, but I gamble on them. So I can watch the games. Ray, I'm sorry if that was triggering to you, buddy. Not at all. Okay. I can hear the word unaffected by it. Gambling. Woo, who cares.

Do you, like, itch sometimes? I don't itch. Did I enjoy games more? I'm starting to get to the point where I can watch a game and enjoy it. A Titans game? I can't just watch any game like I could. anymore when you bet. It has to be a team I truly care about. So yeah, I mean, that's gone.

There's playoffs in Latvia right now you're missing out on. What sport? Basketball. Would you have bet on those, old ray? No. No. Yes, you would have. No, I told you. Tennis, I really started to get into tennis. What about football? I hate the NFL. Soccer. No, screw that.

You hate the NFL? You hate betting the NFL. Betting the NFL. Yeah, me too. But yeah, tennis is pretty money and golf. Woo! Love those two. Okay, he's starting to get. He's getting all worked up. We need to move the subject. He used to bet animated dogs. Okay.

Hold on, hold on all time level. Hold on, hold on. Wait, what? You bet cartoon dogs. Like dog racing, like virtual dog racing? I did. It started as a joke. But yes, we were putting money on dogs that were computerized.

Not even real dogs? Not even real. But how did they race? It was a cartoon. It's like playing video poker. They know what the next card is. They're not real cards. Oh.

But you just, yeah, you just, okay. Never mind. Did you ever win at cartoon doggies? Yeah, because the odds were different. Okay. You time. So you would go with the favorite. And then me and Eddie found one that even said it was live dogs,

but Eddie realized that he was just watching a video that they said was live. And if you watch it later on the day, it's the same video you saw from earlier. After the 50th time, I noticed the same dog. I'm like, that's the same dog and it's got a different name. Uh-uh. I think we can conclude that Eddie and. Ray are the same problem. No.

I don't dip into like money, my family's money. I have my allowance. I have a gambling allowance. Yeah. And it got up recently. $40. Up $10. It used to be $30.

So I'm controlled. Congress is taking action to establish a permanent UAP office. Now, do you remember what UAP stands for? United. Unidentified, aerial. That's it. That's it.

Phenomeno. They just changed the name so we wouldn't be like, ooh. Oh, wow. So now they are going to have a full office dedicating money, time. You're telling me, they're not slowly introducing us to the fact there's something happening. It's been very gradual.

Well, and I mean, Space Force. It's been very gradual. Too. You don't think that somebody knows something? For sure. They always know something, Bon. They wouldn't be wasting time and money on something if there wasn't a little trickle

of something coming down. Go ahead. I don't know. Give your thoughts. You're making eyes. No, I'm saying, like, yeah, I think that they're dedicating resources and manpower to exploring

what is out there. Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell. Here's the video I didn't get to play yesterday because I forgot about it. It's been viral on TikTok for a couple of days. How long is the long version, Ray? 45. Oh, it's 45 minutes.

We'll be fine. All right. I'm going to the bathroom. So it's, there's, I didn't know this song. It's called Grace Kelly. It's like some old school song, but he's singing all the parts. And then at the very end, the high part you think is him coming in, but it's Will Ferrell and he shows up. Here you go.

I could be brown. I could be blue. I could be violet sky. I could be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you like. I could be brown. I could be blue.

I could be violets sky. I continue to be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you like. I could be hurtful. I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like. I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be hurtful, I could be purple,

I could be anything you like. I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like. I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky, I could be hurtful, I could be Purple, I could be anything you like. What's funny is Will Ferrell's really good up there. They're really good. Ryan Reels is a good singer too and you're like, wow, he's good.

I have no idea. But then Will Ferrell steals the whole thing when he's like, he's nailing it up there. You know who's oddly a good singer too is Steve Carell. Really? Mm-hmm. And he does the late night talk show, like Carrell's buddy. Oh, yeah. Gordon.

No, no, no. He's a good singer because he's a Broadway guy. But I mean, one you don't expect. The one of the glasses, right? Steve Colbert. Steve Colbert. He's a really good singer. Have you ever heard them do the National Anthem together?

No. Holy moly. They sang it together at like a little, like a conference room meeting with people. Like, it's A plus. And then the girl from Ted Lassau, right? Like she,

yeah. That's really her when she sings. Really good. The one that's also the shame bell in Game of Thrones? Shame. That's the same person? I don't watch Game of Thrones. Everybody's like,

Mike, you know that's all right? Roy's girlfriend? No. No. No. Not Keely, not Keely. The owner of the team. Oh, I didn't know she was in Game of Thrones. Well, she is the one that rang the bell.

Shame. Shame. It was a big scene. You wouldn't know unless you were a nerd. Didn't watch it. Yeah, and I'm a nerd. Did you know Steve, and I'm going to talk about this, and his voice is kind of messed up because his allergies are mine. But Scoob and Steve used to be like a house appraiser. So a building inspector.

We would check out potential homes that you were either going to buy, or if you were a seller, we would come there before you sold. kind of told you the problems to get ready for your house in the market. Oh, yeah. Steve's done every job. How do you, can you come just inspect my house and tell me things? Yeah, I could do a visual. I may not have all the tools I used to have working for that company, but I could do a visual and tell you some things that are issues.

What do you mean tools? Like, what kind of tools would you have? So, I mean, they're basic stuff. Like, air differential readers. You can tell the AC's working. I had a moisture meter. We had something to checks for wood rot and termite. How do you learn to do that, though?

I mean, is there? I did it like an apprenticeship. my senior year at high school, I got him with this guy, and the plan was to, you know, work with him and then eventually take over the business. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yes, those life skills now that he was a home inspector. Do you fix a lot of stuff at your house?

I'm not the best at fixing. I can fix some, like, easy stuff. I'm not that handy, but I can fix some basic things, yeah. I bet when he, did you buy your house here? You buy? We bought it, yeah. Oh, okay. I bet that was like a, they were like, they were expecting.

Did you inspect the inspector? Yeah, yeah. I was following him and I did my own. inspection after him to make sure we were good. They're probably so annoyed. It was his guy. My inspection wasn't good on my house. Yeah, you should have Steve come over.

They found, well, not now. I already know what's broken because I had to live with it now. I think you probably could find some stuff. I don't need, there's been so much. But in the bathrooms, flooding. The root, we had a roof issue. Right. But wouldn't you rather find it now?

No, not right now because I spent so much on repairs. I just, I'm okay. We have a floor issue now in the dining room. Another issue? Well, there's, we have wood floors in there, and it's starting to be slightly brown. It's under some of the wood, and we know there's got to be water. Dang. And that sucks.

And you know what? We're ignoring it. Yep. That's what you're supposed to do. That's the best thing to do, quite honestly. Is that what you recommend? Not at all. Because then it gets worse and you have bigger problems and then those could trickle down to other things and it costs you more money.

That's one of my favorite things to do now, right now. I'm just going to ignore that and act like it's not there. I can only do so much. I have a threshold. Yeah. You know, I have a threshold of punishment I can take with stuff being broken at the house. But right now, there seems to be some discolubal. Underneath the part of our kitchen floor and we're both nervous to go and ask about it because we don't want to rip the floor up

So we're just going to let live and let die Oh wow Live and let die Do you know that song? Donna nah da da da da da da da da da da da da da Paul McCartney and wings? No Or guns and roses?

Really? Oh yeah they covered it I just know a little Paul McCartney version did you know Paul McCartney was in a band called wings with his wife Linda? No Living led die Did you ever watch the show Wings? That was a good show. I did. They ran a little airplane company. Yeah, a little FBO.

All right, let's see here. Da-na-na-na-da-na. Next week, Monday and Tuesday will be when I wear the tail from spinning the wheel. The cat tail. We had some issues with the tail. I didn't, don't worry. But Monday and Tuesday, I'll wear that tail for 48 hours.

You could have never brought that up and I would not remember. That's a funny song. What's up? Tom Jones? The Tom Jones? How did you find that, Ray? I had it hanging in the balance. He searched for that.

Eddie is doing something that's borderline crazy where he's taking a 30-minute detour driving at once a week? Once a week. Tell him what you're doing. Sometimes twice. I just did it yesterday. What are you doing? I'm going by the new Waterburger site.

It is about 30 minutes from my house just to kind of see where they're at in the construction. Guys, this thing is almost ready to go. The exterior is done. So I saw guys yesterday. They look like plumbers going in to kind of work on the inside or maybe the kitchen guys. I don't know. But they say it's ready to be open in the fall.

I don't know when that is. That could be next month, two months from now. But dude, they are moving and I'm so pumped. Don't they have an Instagram or something? You could just check it out? Not the local one. Sure they update. Not the local one.

Okay. Well, you drive 30 minutes out of the way to get food? Oh, yeah. I already told my wife every Saturday we will take a road trip to go. Don't you think you'd romanticize Waterburger a little much? Why? That is my favorite. Right, right, right.

But I'm saying, is it worth that drive every week? Okay, let's think about this. What is a restaurant you will do that for? Like, if it was opening, it's never been here. What do you mean? I have one. I'm sure you have one. A restaurant that you love and you would go to every week.

If it wasn't in your town and it never was here. None? None? What do you mean? None? You drive 30 minutes out of your one. You're telling me if Sonic wasn't in your town. Every week, I'm going to drive.

I drive 30 minutes out to go. Okay, not every week. Eddie's being a little ridiculous. I'm just saying, what's one place you'd be excited to check out if it was opening near you? Oh, one time, that's fine. I'll drive 30 minutes, no problem. You go to Sonic four times a week.

But there's like three within 10 minutes in my house, and I love it, and it's my favorite, but I can't imagine. That's an hour. Okay, I'll start. It's worth it. If I'd lived nowhere near a Chick-fil-A, and I'd always heard how amazing it was, and one open 30 minutes away. So I'm asking. Where do you go? psychotic. He wants to go every week.

I love it. A big difference. I would drive an hour for a one-time thing. Okay. And let me tell you, I'm not alone. My family's on the same boat with me. Every time we go to Texas, they see Waterburger, they're like, can we have it for lunch again? I'm like, we just had it yesterday. Let's do it again. I also really like Waterburger. Me too. I think, though, you have associated with home, with growing up, with Texas. I think there is an emotional love more than it is an actual love of the food. And that's okay, but I just don't think that you would be driving 30 minutes. If it's the exact same food, the exact same stoves, everything, but it was called Burger Palace. I wouldn't do it. Right.

Fridays, Pizza Hut, Pizza. It's in your heart. Saturdays, Waterburger, Sunday Church. Are you admitting its heart? A little bit, but it's also taste. Taste is good. I mean, the taste is amazing. But the taste reminds you.

Do you get the chicken tenders or the hamburger? The number one, playing with cheese and mayonnaise only. I like the chicken. I'm not a big hamburger got Waterburger. Yeah, they have great chicken tenders. There's an amazing ketchup. And then people like, they like to have breakfast. I'm like, no, no.

The gravy is A plus for dipping the, because it doesn't. Their chicken strips, tenders, they're good. Come with gravy first, honey mustard, second. And big toast. Oh, the Texas toast. See? You guys want to come every Saturday with me? I am starving right now.

Let's go. Yeah, but I mean, what are we going to do about it? I can be hungry. I can be it. We have no food here. I've already looked at the building. Upstairs. Go up to that thing.

Yeah, but that's upstairs. Like I've checked. You're talking about you would drive 30 minutes to go somewhere, but you won't go on two minutes on freaking stairs. I am not going upstairs for that. I mean, I'll go up there. I'm just saying the food of the selection is. That's not what I mean. Like, I need real food.

I didn't eat breakfast this morning, which is a big mistake. Yeah, I'm getting tired of the cereal I ate every morning. Change it up. I know, but I always buy like six, seven boxes and then I'm good for like four months. What do you get? The special K redberries. Oh, my gosh. We had our bachelor party.

We put it there too. We stocked it up. but I have like five boxes left and I'm not going to waste them I'll eat every bowl of it but this morning I was like that's what I did it's time for cinnamon toast crunch

yeah I just I have to limit my sugar intake because I love sugar so much okay I wish I could explain to you guys I would just eat sugar all day all night no I've seen you do it I just love it can't get enough of it

and I don't feel good when I eat a lot of it like I just feel like this after I hit a point I go but it can't stop well you're self-aware there's something in my brain that's like I must have sugar. I will eat a meal and I cannot go to sleep unless I put something in my mouth that's sugary,

my brain releases some chemical that goes, okay, now you can rest. I have a sugar addiction, I think. Yeah. And I can do it one or two ways. I eat sugar all the time, all day, and all night, or I have to go no sugar. Because Eddie brought some dang ice cream bars to my house. Are they still there? They're the kind ones?

No, they're Klondike with a hole in the middle. They're called Klondike donut ice cream. And they sat there and I didn't have a single bite of one. Then ate four in one night. Oh, they were only six. I ate all the rest of them, yeah. Do you think that you ate them all in one night because you denied yourself having the one with Eddie? That's a great point.

I didn't deny myself. It wasn't because it was because I was finally allowing myself. When I allow myself, I allow myself, it's time. Get butt naked. Hit it all. That's a very interesting way to say it, but it's the same thing. No. Allowing yourself and denying yourself, same thing.

No. Yes. But I like it. It's cute. It's not because I denied it. It had nothing to do with it. It's only because I allowed it. And when I allow it, we go hard.

I know, but I think it's just you go hard because you restrict. But I don't go so hard that it envelops the restriction. I just have it. It's a working theory. My working theory is that I'm just neurotic, I have a bizarre pattern of thinking. We're seeing that right now. No, you've seen it for years. I know, just everyone listening.

But I go, for a month, I didn't touch one of them. Because I'm like, I'm not, I'm like. Did you look at them all the time? Every day. Yes, see, that's you restricting. But I know, but for a month, I purposely didn't eat them. Yeah. And I was like, I don't even, I'll not do that.

And then I was like, you know what, I'm going to have one. I'm going to go ahead and allow myself to have one, two, three, had four of them. And then I felt like this. Yeah, but I just love sugar. Love it. Golly, you can't get enough of it. Give me cake, ice cream. I mean, cheesecake's my favorite.

I mean, I'll eat a key lime pie, and it's only okay. But I'll eat a whole thing. Key lime pie. I mean, who likes key lime pie? I mean, but sometimes. And if we do dessert for dinner at a restaurant, I'll have two. Two cakes? Two of my own.

I get to have, I'm like, I don't know. I have two of them, and then I have part of Kalins. I can eat a whole dinner of just sweets. Oh, I love it. God dang, man. You guys are talking to me now. Actually, you're saying nothing. You're talking to yourself.

You're talking to you. We haven't said anything in five minutes. It gets me excited over here. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I think that's it Anything you'd like to say Oh I got a note from my Bronco guy

She ready? He's like I take it back We can't do anything to it Yeah she's total No no no Peace We should have the collision part Fixed within two to three weeks

Hey I got a couple pictures We got suspension parts in yesterday and today These are replaced the part I'm pointing out on each side They're serious upgrade Would you like to keep them blue or paint them black What part?

the suspension parts, but I guess that's under so you don't really see it. Yeah, so who cares what's cheaper? Black? No, they're already blue. Yeah. They're already blue? Should I keep them? Keep them the same then. I'll keep them blue. Just be like, wait up. Hey, hit them with hot pink. Can you do stripes?

Pocodots. My car's in the shop right now too. It is. Yeah. We just had a season where everything was breaking at once. That's why we don't look at the floor right now. What do they say? When it rains, it pours. S happens.

Or that one too. Sometimes. Sometimes. What? Nothing. What are you going to say? No. I know.

I'm hungry. I was going to say that, well, this is not what you're doing, but I was just a reminder of sometimes if you look around and all you see things that are broken, you're going to continue to see things that are broken. But, I mean, in your case, things are really breaking. Yeah, but they're all broken. I mean, I could have to spend money on it. It's a repair. Repairs of the literal house. Not life.

Life's been pretty good. Yeah. But the house Everything's broken. Everything's been broken. It's kind of stunk. Yeah. Okay. That's it. I hope everybody has an awesome day.

We will do this again tomorrow. How long was this post show? I feel like we just went on. 30. How long was it? Really? Because they were chocolate. You know what? They were on sale. He said it's proving us.

proving our point of like I'm not proving a point I'm just saying for a Klondag bar I would have preferred the vanilla now I need to try the donut and then there was a circle in the middle which made no sense Is it just the shape of a donut or it has donut inside? No it's the shape of a donut it's literally a Klondag bar when they cut out of

it was on sale. It's on sale because it's cheaper they get to cut out the middle. They didn't even put all the ice cream in there I get it that's why I bought it it was like $2 when they're normally like six or seven I don't like chocolate Kloni. I don't like chocolate at Klondike bars. I like vanilla Klondike bars.

It's too, it was too chalk. It was still good. I won't bring any more over, dude. Okay. Nothing. You're done. Klondike bars makes me think

of my grandma. She ate them. Why would you go to Klondike? What would you do? Because have you seen the Klondike? Have you seen the Klondike selection? No. I mean, Rises,

M&Ms. You're telling me they have Rises and Eminem Klondike's and you brought me that. It was a donut. It looked cool. And they're not donuts. There's just a hole in it. That's what I found out after a while. But, man, it's a huge selection.

It used to just be vanilla and mint. Now it's all over the place. So good. When I think of a Klondike bar, I'd do anything for the Klondike bar? Well. No, no, no, no. No, yes. But that's not where I'm going.

I do anything. Yes. What's the mint? Peppermint patties? That's old school. York. Those York peppermint patties remind me of like that time frame in my life. Yeah.

When you'd kind of have both. Klondikes and York's? Do anything. It's wrong with. do anything. Yeah. All right, we're done. You guys have a good day. Here's today. Here's, uh, I guess we're not going to the show anymore. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, did it just be in that way?

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