The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (09-21-22)

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

We got an update about the Mega millions ticket that had gone unclaimed. A listener feels bad for cheating and confesses to us. Eddie’s kids recognized someone from church on TV. Why Raymundo has started using a women’s golf club. Amy brings a dumb debate of the day of do we lock our doors at night? We play who is the most and least courteous on the show. A man set a record for driving in reverse, a home that comes with a cousin and a man who got an unexpected item in his Amazon order that they don’t even sell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Breaking news. We just talked about this on the show. About an hour and 15 minutes ago. After 53 days, the winner of the 1.3 billion mega millions jackpot has come forward. Oh, thank you. Right after we talked about it.

They did it. Who are they? The couple wishes to remain anonymous. Oh, you losers. You guys, listen. The 1.3 billion is reduced to $780.5 million on the lump sum option. And then after they take taxes, they will receive $453 million, all said and done. Not a bad day of work.

No. That's beautiful. And we don't even get to recognize them. I don't think they want to be recognized. Why do you care? That's their life. Yeah, why do you care so much about them? Because you want to see what they look like.

I don't. Yeah. You don't imagine. Like, they're a random person. They're people. What do you picture? Do you picture them in their 50s, 60s?

Are they in their 30s? Like, I mean. Older. Yeah. Late 50s, early 60s. I think a balding guy. And you can have any thought you want. But I want to know who they are.

What is wrong with you? You're like. It gets upset about weird stuff. Totally different. Whose is? Mine? No, there's. No.

Oh, totally different. Yeah. $500 million. I mean, they built a house with cash. Here is Amber from Toledo, Ohio, who sent this voicemail. Left it last night. Hi, Bobby. Morning Studio.

Still kind of bad, but I heard your last never going to get it segment on the radio last week. And I heard it on the radio station this morning locally, and I called in and won a gift card to a local restaurant. Is that cheating? Love your show. They play the show. So I got a couple things to say about this.

One, we found that somewhere, who knows. So somebody obviously heard it and used it again on another show, another station. I got it. Which is fine. Secondly, why you listen to another station in the morning? I don't like that. I hear that, too. That's wrong.

Oh, see, y'all heard another station. I heard that she heard it again on the local station, like did it as a question thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right, but couldn't it be a station we're on as well? Her local station? But on the morning, we'd be on. Oh, it was in the morning. Yeah, she just said morning.

Okay. She said the other morning. I know she heard it on our show. Okay. Ray, will you please play it back? Hi, Bobby. Morning Studio. Still kind of bad, but I heard your last, never been a dead it segment on the radio

last week. And I heard it on the radio station this morning locally. And I called in and won a gift card to a local restaurant. Is that cheating? Love your show. Is that a punishment? Me? No, I heard, no, because I heard it differently.

It is not a punishment. I'm going to use that excuse for now on. I heard it differently. Your honor? I heard it differently. I can't argue that. Okay, here's what I know. Local stations do different things during our show, during commercial breaks, during whatever.

I think she would have said to your station. It doesn't matter. Or is it 10 a.m. when the, is that still morning? And the mid-morning is. Yeah, she's really struggling here. I used to host a show on Kiss F in from 10 to noon. And that's not called a morning show.

10 to noon. It's called a mid-day show. I heard it this morning on the radio. And 11 a.m. could still be morning. I know, listen. She knows. She wasn't listening. I was listening.

I just misunderstood what she was saying. I didn't hear that she was cheating on us. Here is the thing. Number one. Somebody hardest do it until getting dead of themselves. That's great. We don't own trivia. I want her to call back and tell us.

Number two. Why are you listen to somebody else? Number three. Hang, no, I'd have done the same thing. Oh, of course. 100%. The end. So all right.

And good for you. We're happy you won. That's awesome. Okay, so there's that. I got a list of stuff that we're going to do. Next up. Eddie, you're watching the football game with your kids and you see someone that you know. Yeah.

Our drummer from church. It's a girl drummer and she stands out because she's really good and she's a girl drummer. And maybe my kids know who she is. And we're watching Sunday Night Football. And there she is with Carrie Underwood. They show, wait a day for Sunday. Your church is drummer? Yeah.

She's awesome. She's amazing. And so the kids are like, hey, hey, hey, guys, that's our drummer from church. And so we all got excited. Yeah, so I guess on Sundays she drums for the Lord, and then every other day she drums for Carrie. That's awesome. Pretty cool, dude. Both are cool.

That's legit. Yeah, both are pretty cool. That's pretty cool of your kids to recognize her and go, that's her on TV. Yeah. Because then they think at church, maybe it gives them more reason to think going to church is cool. Totally. See how it comes back around? I love that.

But at the same time, I'm just like, that's amazing that, like, in this town, you never know who's playing at church. who that guitarist is. That guitarist probably playing with Luke Combs on the weekends. Yeah, there was a few weeks ago somebody playing at church and they were so good. I think Eddie was sitting next to me and I was like, they're better than people who come on our show. You did say that during the service. He was playing piano and I was singing and I was like, that guy's better than people that come on our show. Sometimes. Most times, honestly.

And still really great people come in here, but it was like elite type stuff. Next up, Ramundo has started using a woman's golf club. Why I so? Well, I went into Dix. And I was looking for... Why do you say that with such... You know why. I know.

It's dick sporting goods, but it's like you just wanted to emphasize dicks. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. And I was trying all the putters. I did the Scotty Cameron's. They have it. The pings, I tried it. And I ended up concluding that the Susie Cameron fit my hands and was actually more comfortable

than the male version, the Scotty Cameron. Is it because you're little? Yeah. And it's shorter. It's 33 inches. So I asked the guy, is it okay? if a man uses a woman's putter. And he goes, dude, if you hit it straight and you can putt and sink it,

it doesn't matter as long as your buddies don't rage you on the course. So I got the Susie Cameron. It's awesome. What color is it again? It's purple. It's purple. I'm not going to hate it all because just look at the last couple things that I've done. I had a pair of shoes I really liked.

They didn't have my men's. So I went and bought 13 and a halfs in women. So I'll rock those. I was wearing them with Eddie hiking in the woods four or five days ago. I didn't think twice about them. They're awesome. They're really cool.

And I wouldn't have cared if you thought twice about it. Well, I know, I'm just saying. And they're pink on the... I love pink. They are pink. I love pink. It's one of my favorite colors

for clothes. And then I got a women's watch that I wear now. Because I thought when I ordered it, it was bigger and it wasn't. It's a woman's watch. And so I wear that and I'm proud of it.

Eddie saw me wearing it yesterday. Did you think it look dainty like a woman? No. I didn't think twice about it. But when I pointed it out then did you go, oh yeah. I'm like, oh yeah, that's a woman's watch. Because it's smaller than normal.

But I don't give a crap. I know. So have at it. If you like it, rock it. Don't rule out the women's section at Dix. Don't rule out the women's section at JCPenney. Wait, what? That was my eye.

Yes, I mean, right, Dix. There's that. The dumb debate of the day, as presented by Amy, the question is, do you lock your doors at night? How did this come up? It came up because a friend of mine doesn't lock her doors at night. And I thought, is this even a question? I thought everybody locked their doors these days.

Does she live somewhere where there's no crime and security everywhere? She grew up somewhere like that, but as did I. And we didn't always have our door locked, so I always thought, oh, this is cool. But as an adult and as I've grown and as I know the way of the world, I lock my door, all the doors, all the time. Yeah, we didn't lock our doors growing up either. Yeah. But I lock every door all the time now.

I mean, I lock it in the daytime sometimes. Yes, daytime. Just because I don't want some random coming up to the door and coming into the house. So, yeah, unless somebody's expected to come over, the door stays locked all the time. She said it's not, she can go to sleep. If she knows her front door's unlocked and she's already in bed, like if I'm in bed and I think my front door's unlocked, I have to go check. She said she can fall asleep. Yeah, no, I am so, C.D. I check every door.

I go walk through the house every day, every night. I've also had some issues with security, meaning people broken into my house. I've had threats and been jumped. La, la, la. So that's probably why I'm constantly locking doors. But lunchbox, you kind of had a weird face when Amy was talking about that. Yeah, I've never, I don't lock doors. When we go on, no, when we go on vacations, we didn't lock doors as kids.

So I just never locked my door when I'm an adult. My wife, that is one of our main fights. She wants to keep the kids safe. Oh, I dang her. She wants the doors locked. And if I forget to lock them or whatever, she's, oh, I can't believe you went to bad way out the doors. I'm like, no one came in.

It's not a big deal. Like, she'll walk it. She'll get hope. Well, I can't believe that somebody is. I know. I didn't really think this was a day. She gets home from the grocery store and locks it. I'm like, we're inside. What are you doing? So like, I guess my question would be because you're acting angry and aggressive about it. I get it if you don't lock your doors, if you feel safe. But why be aggressive or loud about if she does? I mean, it's no work. You just lock it. Just like this. There you go. Here's an annoying part. Like, I'll go walk the dog and she'll leave and lock the door. So then guess what? I got a feeling that's not an accident. I am stuck outside. You can take the key with you.

you. Kind of weird, but I don't lock the door. Let's say nobody ever comes in. Nobody ever comes exactly. Except one time. Okay. Except one time. And they come in and murder everybody. Guess what? They're going to come in either way. Yeah. They're going to come in either way. No, actually they, it's if they're like, oh, this is unlocked. If it's locked, they're

probably like, oh, sure. They don't go door to door checking for unlocked door. Are you kidding? Yeah, they do. Cars, yes, because they're in the homes, too. So why wouldn't they for homes? Yeah. If it's harder to get in, you know that they're going to give up? Guys, take it from a criminal. Oh, okay. You would know. I just, I am not a door locker. I'm sorry that you guys. That's okay. I'm sorry you guys are so paranoid about life.

But just don't be angry at her for wanting to have the more long. I can't believe on this national or podcast situation we're doing right now. He's admitting he doesn't lock his door. He also doesn't believe in like doorbell cameras. He also, I will never get a doorbell camera. I just keep money stashed in all these places in his house. This is, I mean, every criminal listening right now is like, mm-hmm. All they have you do is.

Criminals everywhere, getting around. Uh-huh. Dicks. I mean, I don't want to give anybody an idea. You already got it. You did. You already did. You saying that did more than what he was saying.

I'm not a criminal and I thought of that. But you saying that did more than him saying that. Okay. Because maybe he's doing three years ago story. You never know. Because sometimes we time shift stuff as to not allow any sort of security risk. That's right. Sometimes I'll post on Instagram.

I'm somewhere a week later. Smart. So someone doesn't come and murder me and know where I am. even a day later. Never, I really do a week. A week. That's a long time. Mostly I'll forget.

If I could remember, I would do that crap. Rob you of your women's watch. Because that's what happened to that rapper. Why would you say that? I mean, why would you give someone on that? You just gave two ideas. Or wait outside your car at this address when you walk out at this exact time and know how much money you have in your wallet, this exact amount.

Whatever. I don't know. I saw that Charlemagne posted something about somebody that posted they were at Waffle House and people pulled up and got him. Yeah. It's very sad. but that's why they were warning against real-time posts of where you are. Which is why I don't normally do that.

That's right. It's like that one rapper in Florida that posted, hey, haters, I'm out in the parking lot. Come get me. And they got them. Oh, gosh. Let's play Who's the Most and Least Courteous on the show. Okay. Keep your own points here and be honest.

You got it. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, we're writing something down. Be honest. So we're evaluating ourselves. Yes. Oh, good. Do you hold the door for the person behind you?

Absolutely. One, always. Two, sometimes. Three, rarely. Four, never. If you're listening to this, you can do this as well. Do you step outside to answer phone calls when in a restaurant? One, always.

Two, sometimes. Three, rarely. Is there a four on that one, never? Rare or never. Same one. Do you use your phone while dining with family? and friends. One, never.

Two, rarely. Three, sometimes. Four, always. I really affect my answer on that one. It just changed dramatically. When someone you don't know is rude to you, you tend to, A, give them a pass. One, I say one.

One, give them a pass. Two, do nothing, but hold it against them later. Or three, be rude right back. I am all about revenge. Yep. My number's getting high. Do you ever let someone in front of you in the grocery line?

No, never. One, often. Two, sometimes. Three, rarely. For never. Last question. When meeting someone, you tend to be early. One.

On time. Two. Late. Three. Oh, man. All right. Add your scores up, guys. All right.

Yeah, I really got got on one of those. Yeah. A phone one that's like, do you use a phone with your friends and family? I need like a five. Like, I'd rather do that than eat with him. Oh, gosh. Mine's like when there's a football game on, I always keep it on. Yeah.

Okay, total score. Amy. 10. 7 to 10 points, moderately courteous. Oh, Eddie. Is moderate? 12. 12 to 15 points.

Inconsiderate sometimes. Dang. Slightly courteous. We just had this lesson with my kids, too, about being courteous. Lunchbox. 17. Discourteous. Not courteous at all. I did get one, two, when the opening the door, I'm going to tell you a fun game you should do.

When people are far enough away where you shouldn't hold the door for them and you hold it so they feel guilty and they kind of jogged. Door sprints. It's really fun. Forced door sprints. Interesting. It is so fun. And that's why you're not courteous. I got a 12.

So I'm in that with Amy and the moderately courteous. You had to have six points to get extremely courteous and none of us were close there. Dang. So the door one. Always. Yeah. Anybody else could always? Yeah.

Always. Okay. Lunchbox, what do you do? I do it sometimes. Like I said, because I like to play that game where you mess with people and they had to run the door sprints.

Do you step outside to answer phone calls? No. Sometimes. I did sometimes. Do you use your phone while dining with friends or family? I got a four. That's my four. I said sometimes.

I said always. Yeah. Yeah. When someone you don't know is rude to you, who did give them a pass? I did. One? You did?

One? You did? I did do nothing but hold it against them later. That's what I did. Yeah. I just rude right back. Sometimes I tell scuba, like if somebody's like not cool with this, that's cool.

Hey, buddy. That's okay. We'll accept that. But you better believe they're going to come to us and want something. And when they do, nope, it ain't happening. Like I like to say, tit for tat. Love it. What about grace? You had another word in mind?

I didn't know where we're doing. We do nothing. We're nice about it. But you better believe if we're not working together, we ain't working at all. And that's what it is. You ever let someone in front of the grocery line? No.

I'll put it two sometimes. If they don't have a lot of stuff, if I've got 15, 22 items and someone has three, I'm like, go ahead, no problem. What have the lines got three people in front of here? What does that save them? It saves them two minutes. No, it may save them 12. And also, why are they going to wait? They have three things.

They'll take them. Doot, do, do, do pay, go. With me, it's a little different. Then I don't want that in the bag. I want to take it with me. I want to drink it right now. I want the gum on top. You know, I get all these little.

They call me the Beyonce of the grocery line. Really? Yeah, I got all these things I need to happen. Man, hey, the other day, I was in that line or whatever, and it was like 40 people long, and then they opened the new one. 40? It was just target. It was only one cashier open out of like 20.

And so somebody pulled out of it. We're open over here. Dude, I sprinted. And we were in a race. And I was like, and I was the first one there. I'm like, yeah, screw you guys. Getting out of here. All right, next up.

We could have done without that one. No, it's a good story. saying Bobby? I liked it. Hey, I liked it, Eddie. Come on, man. Yeah, it was good, it was good buddy. Good thing it was on the post show, though. I like it for the post show.

That boring clip. I like it for the post show. A Corvette owner from Nashville has claimed the Guinness record for driving a mile the fastest in reverse. How fast? He did a mile in one minute and 15 seconds at an average speed of almost 50 miles an hour in reverse. Wow. In Fox News. That seems dangerous.

I'm assuming all the kids are off the road? Yeah. Or do they make it harder and they put kids in strollers? You have to dodge all that stuff too? Oh, I can't even go. I back out. Yeah, you hit stuff here. It's about how far as I can go in reverse.

And sometimes you can't do that. I can't. Sometimes, though, you hit stuff. What's crazy to me is sometimes there's supposed to be sensors on the car. And sometimes they don't go on. When you're going fast, are you just, are you closing your eyes and just listening for sense? All right. I'm going to go ahead and back up now.

She focused on just listening to a sensor. And you're not really supposed to use the camera as you're, only back up or if you have one of those. But yeah, but that's really eyes first. Well, on the dash two, it tells me if I'm orange or red. And I can normally go to red.

Why are you pushing it? You're not supposed to go to red. Oh, boy. But she's like, I have no idea why I keep hitting stuff for getting in Rex. A homes for sale in Washington, D.C. It comes with one cousin. What?

What is it? Itching? Like a human cousin? What is it? It's the itchy knows me? Is it talking about you? Or is that anything I think of itches? Your ears are burning.

That's the ears. Years are burning. What does itchy nose mean? You know what my wife did? She took this stick and she put wax on it. Because I all jerk my nose hairs out just straight up. If it's getting long, I don't like it. But I try to, boom, I'd rip them out and it hurts.

But I'll do it all the time. I think people at traffic lights think I'm weird because I'll just rip it out and then go, oh. And they'll see me do it. My wife's like, okay, we're done with this. So she got some kind of stick and there was wax on it. And she shoved it up my nose. and it hardens a bit and then she ripped it out of my nose.

That's waxing. You waxed your nose. You waxed your nostrils. You shouldn't admit it that. Wow, dude, that's crazy. I never heard of that. It was awesome. I like that.

It hurt for a brief second and it got them all at once. Yeah. But it was awesome. And then you look at it and you just, sometimes you use the bathroom. You look in there and you're like,

it's same thing with that stick. I didn't do that with my ears because my ears, I get a lot of hair in there. You wax your ears. Is that thing? I would love to. They have to cut barber my,

like when I go get my hair cut, the back of my lobes. Those things grow. And you don't see that. I know. Itchy nose is a sign that someone's saying bad things about you behind your back. What the. Or you're about to receive some money.

You have a secret admirer. Oh, okay. It can be anything. A gifted advisor confirms why you have an itchy nose. Okay. Anyway, there's a house that has a cousin. It's listed for $664,000. But the listing says,

Sellar's cousin lives in the house. Arrangements being made to get him out of the property. He may prove tough to allow entry. It's buyer's responsibility to a victim of possible. That's funny. That's pretty good. That is funny. A man receives a surprising substitution on Amazon,

and the substitution was a gun. A Colorado man ordered some screen mesh from Amazon. Screen mesh, a screen door. Stuff that goes in there. Just look at the meshy stuff. I'm not sure if it was being used for a door, but that's kind of a meshy stuff. He wanted to repair a damaged door at his house,

but he ended up with a 20-gauge shotgun instead. Dang. Amazon does not sell firearms, but the tracking number Thompson received for his initial order did not match the one box contained in the shotgun. Amazon's also investigating the incident and credited him with the cost of the mesh and an additional $250. Weird. He got a gun, they don't sell guns. So something's up there. Yeah, it was supposed to go to his neighbor.

Yeah, something's up there. That's from CBS News. Yeah, Amazon ain't involved in that, is my prediction. Right. A guy flew 1,800 miles to buy the new iPhone a few hours early. What a loser. I flew to Dubai to get the new iPhone 14 hours before he could have gotten it if he just stayed home. The new iPhone 14 came out last Friday. Boy, they're flying out hot and heavy now, right?

Yeah, they come out every six months. Like, it's not even like a big deal as much anymore because they come out just rapidly. New one, new one, new one, new one. And then they aren't containing big breakthroughs. They're just small stuff. So nobody feels the need to, I got to go with a new one. You just get the new one if you need a new phone, basically. Right? Right. Because I mean, it used to be people get out there at three in the morning before the store opened, lines would be down the block. But now it's like, eh, whatever. He spent $1,600 on the phone itself, another $500 on plane tickets. He had a $500 to fly to Dubai. He had a 13 in his pocket, but wanted a 14.

He only got it a few hours early. About the time he gets home, he could have got it at home. Right. Yeah. So, there you go. People, if that's what you love, go for it. And you got the money to do it. You ain't hurt anybody? Go do it. Not my cup of tea, but go do it. A man tried to check that the Queen was in the coffin. Stop it. Like he looked in there? Yeah, he tried to grab the flag

that's draped over the queen's coffin as she laid in state. He was like, I don't think she's dead. And he wanted to check for himself. I get it. You wouldn't do that, though. He was granted bail on condition he remains in a mental health hospital

until his next court hearing. Doctors assess that he was not fit to take part of proceedings where he appeared charged with two different offenses under the Public Order Act. That is from the BBC. So there's that. What?

Let me go look here. So earlier in the show, I put a curse on the Clemson football team. Apparently somebody died already this week there or something. I don't know. Let me go see. Oh, boy. I might have to take my curse back.

I do not like that. I might have taken my curse back for a week or so. That's just bad timing, dude. I know. They were like, don't you do research? I was like, I do not. Mike, can you find out? But I mean.

I don't know. Is that what it is? I see a student at fairly good at a week. Okay, but you put out. No, no, no, I think that a sister, it's a sister of a player maybe, too, I see on there. Oh, dear. It was a week ago. Now, that's South, oh, okay, hold on.

I thought it was University of South Carolina. There is a student, but I have nothing. This is the football team. I mean, I need to see if I need to feel bad for cursing the team. Let me read about this. I mean, classic me, right? Give a curse, and they're like, mm, he didn't research it. The coroner is identified by the person at a gas station,

Clemson student that doesn't have to the football team right I mean I see that one of the players is back with the team they were joined back on Monday after his sister died she died like two weeks ago or a week ago so that was before the that does suck and I'm very sorry

okay then I still feel like my curse has nothing to do with that it does not having any of that okay cool I curse still on the football team hope everybody's safe and nobody gets injured but if maybe they don't score it they don't cover if they don't score all the touchdowns they should if they drop in their rankings

they go to overtime they lose hey that showbiz baby it's not like a really really bad one just making sure well what isn't the curse oh yeah yeah it's only it's only for wins and losses well maybe they score a little less and get a little worried about next week

but not injuries nothing like that it's also just a dumb bit I was feeling pretty bad when I saw that I hit the link and I was like oh great of course I did something stupid and yes it is stupid but not as stupid as I thought it could be Right. Then I just felt terrible.

But yes, that is tragic that both of those people lost their lives. But the curse has nothing to do with that. All on the same page, right? I guess. That's a little worry there for a second. Let's see. Is there anything else that I want to bring up here? Mike, have I forgotten anything?

Yeah, I feel like we did pretty good here. Why don't we meet it? We just on tomorrow show Mitchell Tenpenny will be in to perform. He was in last week and his voice was blown. he literally was just here. We just recorded it. Man, that guy can sing, huh? So good.

He leaves. He's so good and makes it seem so easy that I feel like I can sing when he's done. Me too. And then I'm quickly reminded I cannot. Try it. Why don't we meet in the middle

seeing the person I send do because I don't shoot about you? That's pretty good. Thank you. It's not bad. Thank you very much. Not as good as Mitchell, but it's... Yeah, okay.

All right, that's what's up. Thank you guys. Two quick notes. Number one, Friday. Amy's doing a podcast event and that event goes on sell on Friday at 10 a.m. Central Time. You can go to bobbybones.com.

I would just recommend you go there. Morgan, you'll have that up there, right? It's just easier to say. And so you can find the link to the tickets there and it'll be in Wichita, Kansas. She's doing her Four Things podcast. So if you'd like to go to that in November, what's that date?

November 5th. Then you can get tickets on Friday. Saturday. You just said Saturday. I have to get tickets on Friday. So you just confused everybody. Sorry. Yeah.

Get tickets on Friday. The show will be. on Saturday. I'll let you talk. Yeah, thank you. So there's that. Secondly, I don't have any more shows because the one in Nashville sold out on the 22nd

and then I'm playing the win on December 5th and that's sold out, which I'm super pumped about because that's a big theater. That's a big fancy place. We are working to see if we can do a second show on the Friday before that Saturday show. I don't know if we can. I don't even know if I feel comfortable doing a second show

because I feel good and I feel accomplished that people are going to come to the show. And I feel good too because we donate, for every ticket's old, we work with an animal shelter here. That's the one that we got Ella from that saves dogs. And so that's also really cool that I'm able to do. And we have all this merch tied.

So there's all these elements. I'm proud of it. I'm proud of the show. I think the show is good. We're able to give back with the show. Eddie's going to show up and play. George Burge is going to play. But if I do another show,

I just get stressed about tickets again. And I'm like, can I just celebrate the fact that we crushed one? but then people are like we weren't able to get them in time and it's sold out in like a day and a half you got to do another show so it's

do I want to put myself and make myself vulnerable again another show I just stress every time I've done 10,000 shows I get it and every time I'm like nobody's gonna come

and this is what it all ends for me and tickets will not sell and any shows I'm ever going to do forever or canceled because nobody likes me anymore that's me every time but that's not true but that's every single time

I put ticket I've sold out this theater here in Nashville, and it's close to 1,000 people four times, right? So we put tickets on for this fifth show, and I told Morgan, number one, I was like, this show's probably not going to sell. So let's start getting ready for our excuse if we have COVID and can't do it.

You make it up. Because I'm going to prove I didn't. And she's like, why do you say this? And I'm like, because I just, one, I never expect it. And two, I'm always shocked by it. And she's like, it's going to sell, fine. Who knows? It may not sell it.

But most people don't sell out every show. So even if it sells 75%, that's a win. Correct. She's like talking me down from my anxiety ledge. And then it sells out in like six hours. And she's like, I told you. And I'm like, yeah, but if we did it again, it would not sell for sure. Oh, boy.

She's like, just enjoy it. It's like 10 years younger than me. She's having to be my therapist. Waste of reason. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's what's up. The sore losers doing a show today.

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