The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (10-11-23)
Episode Date: October 11, 2023Bobby starts with a US Navy officer that saw a 300ft triangular UFO above the house that blasted out radiation'. We debate it as we always do, leading Bobby to explain to Eddie the allegory of the c...ave. Bobby shares an upcoming project he may be doing soon that he spent time discussed yesterday. We get to segments that we didn’t get to do because Lunchbox was sick. He did something called “Slot Machine Serenade”.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This Navy officer saw a 300-foot triangular UFO above a house and it blasted out radiation.
Then it was gone.
What?
These are people who actually have legitimate jobs who make legitimate decisions about legitimate security issues in the United States.
Yes.
Yes.
But everyone is able to go a little crazy.
Everyone.
But there is a lot.
The smartest person in the world, the most legit person in the world could.
But how about all these legit people?
people who say something similar.
They're all going crazy.
You're telling me they're all going crazy.
Yeah, man.
People that are super trained in this specific area, let me read you the story.
A very senior U.S. Navy officer.
Senior, key word.
No, no, no, he's been there a long time.
He's not new.
And he's high ranking.
Not senior citizen.
Oh, that's what I pictured.
I saw something.
You can be 35 and be...
Okay.
He witnessed a huge triangle-shaped craft above his house,
which blasted the area with radiation.
Former intelligence officer turned whistleblower David Grush
famously claimed the U.S. government has access to a crashed UFO and testified that in front of
Congress. And now he talks again about that situation, the triangle. Do you think he's gone crazy?
Yes. But you have no reason to think that, except for you just don't believe what he's saying.
Well, no, it's just when you say, like, these are legitimate people. Well, yeah, legitimate people can
go crazy too. But you don't have a reason to think he went crazy other than you just think this
concept is crazy. Right. You have no reason to think he's crazy. Correct. Other than you're assigning
your thoughts into what he's saying.
Correct.
He says he was going to work at a certain facility,
had not been drinking, had not had anything to smoke at all.
He didn't have to say that.
They were going to ask him that, though, are you drunk?
Because you say you're...
My brother.
Yeah, he sees UFOs.
He's seen it twice, and every time he tells the story,
he's like, well, I was having a few beers,
then filling the way.
You know, he wants that to be out there.
That's not a thing.
There was a 300-foot triangular craft
that hovered above his car,
then the house, and there was evidence left behind.
He took pictures of the car after the incident.
and all the upper facing parts of his car
were hit with some sort of ionizing radiation.
It was ultra-violent because the paint became milky.
His headlights totally went cloudy.
They had been completely clear from the Daily Star.
Now, I'm not saying it's aliens.
But you tell me he's wrong.
There ain't something they're doing.
Is something's there?
He made it all up?
I don't know.
What if he has a buddy that's just messing with him?
That's an expensive mess.
That's a huge drone to buy and spit out milky stuff.
I have been looking up a lot more, though.
I have.
Like I'll walk the dog in night
and I'll just kind of stare up
at space for a little bit.
Maybe I'll see something.
I don't believe
that they're coming from space.
If they're coming,
if they even exist.
Dude, I did see a bug that look weird.
But it could be,
because I've said it many times
I'm not going to spend
all show talking about this
because I will.
I know.
I'm fascinated with it.
There are like four things
on my TikTok
and that's one of them.
It's that there are certain things
even that Eddie can see
that I can't.
We can go to the most basic human to human.
My vision.
My vision sucks.
Oh.
So I got a right eye that doesn't work at all, and I'm colorblind.
Now, there are certain things that Eddie can see.
Now, we can go even deeper.
There are certain things that colors that dogs can see that humans can't because the cones in their eyes.
So there's something to exist to them that doesn't exist to us.
But we don't know that because we don't communicate with dogs.
No, but we know that.
We know that.
Yes.
Because we said what colors.
So the dogs are right.
Because we know, like, even there's like how far they can smell that we can't.
Things they can hear that we can't.
Can hear.
The hearing is the next thing.
Yeah.
So if there are living organisms that can see and hear things that other living organisms can't see in here,
why wouldn't there be other things that we can't see or hear?
You think it just taps out at L or the dog being able to hear a high-pitched sound?
No.
So I'm not even fighting and advocating like, be good to aliens.
Although if they're listening, let's go.
Be good, yeah.
Remember who your boy was.
Right, from the beginning.
But it's wild to think that in a,
limitless space.
And do I really think it's limitless?
No, I just think our mind can't comprehend how big it actually is.
I think there's the comprehension of whatever size it is, don't know.
But you're taking space out.
You think maybe...
No, no, it could still be space, but that's a different theory.
I got lots of theories, man.
For us to go, there for sure ain't nothing else,
but we only know like one, one millionth.
It's even more than that.
One, less than that, one millionth of space that we're in.
it would be like if you were living in Indiana
and you were out on the lake
and there's a little bitty island on the lake
and you get out the boat
and you get on the island
it's really all you've ever seen
and you're like I know for I can see all this
I know for a fact outside this water
there's nothing there's no people out there
I'll see people
you're doing me there's more than this
everything I can see is right here
that's the same thing
of course you wouldn't say that
or you would think that person was crazy
and in a way we're on that island in the lake
in Indiana
No, I mean, I think you look up and you're like, this goes a long way.
No, but you look at the water and you go, this as far as I can see.
Right, right.
And it goes pretty deep, but I mean, it's a sphere, right?
Like, unless you believe the flat earth.
No, but earth is not what we're talking about.
We're talking about bigger than Earth.
Right, but you're saying like underwater, right?
That's one theory of yours.
But that's not what I'm talking about.
This thing here is that there's so much that we don't know to say that we know when we don't know.
To say with any clarity, like for sure, that can't happen is it's bonkers.
because I'm not saying it is happening for sure because I don't know right but for you to say it's
not happening but I don't know perfect exactly let's settle there bonk it's not as bonkers if you say I don't
know but I don't know and I'm saying it's not happening and you don't know and you're saying it could
happen who's right we're both right no because we both don't know it's not Shridinger's cap but it could
and not are not the same those don't run beside each other oh probable improbable can run beside
each other. So all I have to do is say, say, probably not. I would accept that because you're leaving
open the possibility that you may not know everything. Yeah, yeah. That's good. That's fair. I think everyone
should say probably not. Or probably so. And I say probably so. But I can't prove it so I don't say yes
for sure. Okay. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. You should read the allegory
of the cave by Plato. That sounds boring. Change my life. It really changed my life.
It was the one piece of literature that I think.
I think I read that reshaped how I thought about the world.
And in a single reading, I think I understood everything so much differently.
And what I understood was I don't understand anything.
And it was great.
Do you me give me the quick rundown?
I've told it before.
So you read something.
Yeah.
And you learned a lot about something.
I read something and I learned that I don't know anything.
anyway.
Okay.
Even if I think I do, I know nothing.
Yeah.
And I feel like that's the, as we all grow older and mature and learn more and have more
life experience, I feel like that should be everyone's goal is to realize that the more
you know, the more you realize that you don't know.
And think about facts and scientific facts now that are constantly, they're absolute known.
And then it's, again, consistently, oh, well, that's not exactly.
right. We've thought this for 83 years, but we figured out it is not exactly. Even absolute
knowns become, oh, that's what we knew. Because that was our limit then. It would, yes. Oh, man.
I have two friends, and we will talk about this for hours. Big thinkers. No, I'm not saying big
thinkers. Just this is what we're thinking about. What are you thinking? You have different things
to think about that are important. I'm not saying I'm a big thinker or any better thinker. So this is not that to me.
this is just what I prefer.
I think about death a lot,
but death falls into all of this.
Meaning,
can I give you the quick bones of the cave?
Yeah, yeah.
Plato wrote the allegory of the cave.
It's basically about two people
that their whole life,
they've been in this cave.
They've never seen outside of it.
There's a blank wall in front of them.
They're chained to the wall, basically.
They can't move anywhere.
All they can do is their whole life
is built on what they can see.
It's just front of them.
They can't see out of the cave.
They don't know there's outside of the cave.
They're just attached to the wall.
And there's a fire.
And that fire in there,
you know, fire.
moves and shadows of the fire are all up against the wall. But everything they have, their
culture, their language, it's based on what they can see and experience. That's it. And they're
limited compared to us because they can't really move anyone in the cave. Well, one of the dudes is let
out of the God. He goes, oh my God, I'm out of the cave. There's green grass. There's a sun?
What the, it goes back in and he's like, yo, other cave bro. You never go. And the other guy's
like, there's no chance. That can't exist. I've never seen it. Thank you. Ray, bless you.
That was loud. I came all over the window.
I heard that.
Now, do you see a parallel with you?
Yeah.
And the guy that has tied in the cave that's never seen anything about the fire shadow?
Yeah. No, definitely. I'm the guy in the cave.
Being like, whatever, dude.
Like, what if you got out and you tried to tell us like, oh, me.
And I'm not even saying I got out.
But I'm saying, what if there are people who have seen stuff and know them?
And we're like, you're an idiot.
No, but they just got freed in the cave.
But I also think there's a lot of idiots, too.
more idiots than cave freer.
Yeah, yeah, they like to make stuff up.
But that, it completely changed my life.
Because I'm like, all I see is the shadow from the fire.
That's all we all see.
And if we're ever so lucky, we are freed a bit.
Now that could be freed in our brain.
It could be freed with experiences,
learning other cultures that we thought were dead wrong.
It could be aliens at the farthest craziest part of that.
but to me I try to not be the person that's tied in the cave
even though I know I am I want to be open to the guy that just came back in
going hey there's a little more than this whatever it could be
heaven hell space
brain
and I've never done it but some people do psychedelics like to
release some of the parts of their brain like stress like all that
trauma yeah trauma great thank you all it I was looking for
nine perfect strangers
Yeah, basically.
Did that happen there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She puts it in her smoothie and I'm like, okay.
So, you know, that's all.
I won't spend the whole thing on this, but I love it.
I can't stop thinking about it.
And we will work out sometimes.
It'll be me, Eddie, and Ben Rector.
And Ben and I will just start talking about it.
Simulation.
But simulation is just a bad word for it
because there really isn't the proper language.
Because I think God, let's say,
Even if you are a Christian, you kind of believe we're living in a simulation because God's running the show.
And so these aren't our permanent bodies.
And if that's that what you believe you have a soul that goes to heaven.
We're just simulating a lot.
This is just earth.
It's not real until you get to go to the real thing outside.
So even then that would be a simulation.
So people just think video games.
Yes, sim.
But you have all these scientists too saying, yeah, we're probably in some sort of simulation.
But if you believe in something greater than us now, that's what you.
believe that we're living in a basically a simulation.
But is the simulation like you're real and everyone else is fake?
Well, there are lots of different theories on that too.
I believe I paid for a package and I'm somewhere with goggles on.
He paid for the premium.
I paid for the early trauma, later life, be rich package.
So I can really appreciate it.
I hope you got a deal on that one.
It's one of the middle packages.
So, but yeah, that's kind of funny, huh?
I should do that's a joke.
The package?
Yeah, like in my standout.
I should do a piece on that.
Like, if I feel like I paid too much for this package.
Or like at some point did you get to upgrade, you know?
I did.
When I met Caitlin, I must have put extra coins in.
Right.
BC.
I spent it on my VC.
See, that's funny.
Yeah, you got.
Oh, good.
A way to get it.
If you see that in the next special, you'll know where that was rooted.
You know, in a similar vein.
I mean, not the same thing, but this is why, what do they call it when, you know,
you're online, you keep getting the same thing over in echo chambers.
Oh, yeah.
You say, yes, you live in an echo chamber.
You say stuff.
You're only around people that are near you.
They say the stuff back to.
Those are so, it's so dangerous to have all of your information coming from one place and one source
because then that's what you think everybody is thinking and that's what causes such division.
It just reinforces what you're already saying, basically.
But over and over and over and over again to where you think if anybody else is saying the opposite, they're crazy.
Yeah, you know who I was talking with yesterday for like half an hour?
Is Malcolm Gladwell?
What?
You did?
Yeah.
You know him, right?
Yes.
Wait, how do you do that?
I've read, he's asked me to do a project with him.
And so I have.
And I don't know that we're going to do it yet.
So this is not any sort of announcement or anything.
But he wrote Outliers and Blink and David and Goliath.
I mean, a lot.
Yeah.
I think he's great.
David and Goliath?
He didn't write the story.
Not in the Bible.
Yeah.
So, but David and Goliath is super interesting too when literally he talks about David and Goliath
and how really David was the favorite, not Goliath.
and based on where they had the fight,
it doesn't matter.
I won't do that to you right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it could be a lot.
I was meeting with him yesterday.
What was my point?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, yeah, echo chamber.
That's my point.
We're discussing a project together
where what we do is the opposite
of a freaking echo chamber.
And something we're going to work on.
And I tell him, I'm like, you know,
I feel like I relate to a lot of my listeners
because I don't think I,
stand on one side fully, I'm definitely not in the middle, but I have issues on both sides
that I care about. I don't think anybody's really in the middle. Like, you could have an overall
middle, like if you do a score, like if you're eight here and two here, then are you six? I guess it'd be
five, right, two, three, four, five, six, yeah, five. So that would be middle if you average
scores, but nobody's like in the middle on everything, even like, I'm in the middle. I got things
that I, people feel like, well, he's just a conservative hillbilly. He loves his guns. And then I get
people like, oh, he's so pro-gay rights, he must be a flaming liberal. And so, but that's okay.
But I have all these things that I believe in, and I'm not in the middle, but I'm definitely
not one or the other. And I get so mad at parts of both sides. And, but that's okay. We should
always have issue because if we all were the same, the country wouldn't grow. Growth is
always uncomfortable. Like, I believe all these things. So we were working on a project together
that is inclusive to everyone
and it is not political
but still makes a statement
and I don't want to say too much about it yet
but yeah I spent half an hour with them yesterday
on Zoom.
Super cool, yeah.
Yeah, that's really neat.
Super nice guy and I hope we're able to do something together.
Well, yeah, I mean, and that sounds like it'd be super impactful too
and something that's very much needed.
I was, you know, Trey Kennedy,
the comedian guy, he came on here once,
but you know.
Everyone follows him on Instagram,
all the special.
Yeah, you like that.
Yeah, I love him.
I had them on my podcast and then I just recently did his.
And one of the things we got into was kind of how we grew up and conditioning and what we believed
and how in our younger years we were much more judgmental because that's all we were exposed to.
And we didn't know what we didn't know.
And I had this memory of when I went to college and I met Christians that were Democrats.
and my brain could not process it.
I thought that's not,
if you're a Christian, you're a Republican,
like period, end of story.
Like I couldn't, I'd be like,
oh, you're not a Christian.
Like you're, and Trey felt like it just was one of those things
we kept going back to stories from, you know,
the things we thought were true.
And now once, thankfully, I've matured and evolved
and know that people can have all different kinds of thoughts
and beliefs and it can go any which direction.
but I remember what I would text to say in them
because I'd just been surrounded by everybody
I was Christian as a Republican and then I get there
and I'm like oh wow and then you know
I remembered dating a
one of my boyfriends was a Catholic
and I remember going back home and some people being like
we need to pray for Amy she's dating a Catholic
and like just stuff like that's where I thought oh my gosh
like just how limited the thinking
was and not you know
and everywhere right we're all conditioned
so much we don't know we're being conditioned right
like I was so being conditioned and everything about
has been conditioned.
Yeah.
The parts of us that we would like to,
I'm conditioned in ways I don't even know, obviously.
Yeah, still, I still learn ways.
And not even just religiously
and not even politically and just culture.
Male and female stuff.
Yes.
Yeah.
So, but yeah, that's crazy.
Isn't it?
I mean, thankfully, I don't gas for that anymore,
but I did.
You know, I was 18 and I was like, what?
Clutch pearls.
Okay, let's do what they call a mid-roll here.
Let's play this.
I went and sat on the little Ottoman
in front of him.
I was, hi, dad.
And just when I said that,
my mom comes out of the kitchen,
and she says,
I have some cookies and milk.
This is a badass convict.
Right.
Just finished five years.
I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom.
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So, what you want to do now?
What do you want to do?
No, I got stuff we should do.
I have a couple bits. When lunchbox got sick, we never got to do these segments.
And now they don't make sense on the air. So we can just play them back and acknowledge how funny they would have been at the time.
Oh, okay.
That's like going back in time.
Yeah, but he got sick and then he stayed sick for way longer than we bargained for.
And a lot of people think he was faking it for like the last four days.
I still do a little bit.
I will not say that. I think he was as sick as it could be and I respect his right to be sick.
Right, lunchbox?
That's right.
Yes.
We didn't say anything to Eddie when he took two months off.
No, I wanted to come back.
Different rules, though.
The company wouldn't let it.
I'm just saying, we didn't say you were faking it.
He was trying to come.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, here's first.
This is something called slot machine serenade.
What's this?
You're really playing this right now?
Yeah.
I got two bits.
We got to play.
What's wrong?
It's from Vegas.
I heart festival.
Yeah, but it's still.
If it's so good, we'll play it again on the show.
All right.
This is, man, people are playing slot machines.
Really?
No, he's lying.
No, but it's like, it's about I heart.
We were eye heart for Vegas.
You've been sick for a month.
Yeah, yeah, but you could have just said that.
All right, hey, whatever.
If it's really good, I'll play it tomorrow.
No, you won't. It's okay.
You can just say that and just lie to me.
It's fine.
This is just people playing slot machines, man.
And, you know, they're kind of down.
They're sad because they're not winning money.
And then just some random dude with a beard comes up and...
A beard.
You weren't a fake beard?
No, I was wearing, you know, my beard.
Oh, I don't even consider that a beard.
Oh, I don't even think of you as a dude with a beard.
You do have facial hair.
What do you consider that?
No, but like somebody, like,
randomly with a beer, has a big beard.
Yeah.
Like Jordan Davis has a beard.
Yeah, you have a beard.
You have a beard.
But it's not like, I'm going to see you and go, that's a guy with a beard.
Okay.
I'm like, that's a dude that hasn't shaved in a while.
Maybe Harry's scary.
Whatever.
Okay.
Go ahead.
And I just walk up to him and I ask him, hey, man, you winning money?
And then, no.
And I said, but you know you did win?
And I sing him a song.
Okay.
If this is a great bit, we'll do it again.
Let's see.
Okay, here we go.
Winning millions?
No.
No?
No.
Assume, but you know what you did win?
You want a slot machine serenade
What is that?
Every night in my dreams
I see you
I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Near far
Wherever you are
I believe
That my heart
Go on and on.
Yeah, there's no chances he's played back tomorrow.
Thank you.
I'm shocked he knows all the words.
I have him on my phone, man.
But you didn't know any of the melody.
No, I didn't.
Near
Far
wherever you are.
Man, you're like inching up to it.
I know.
But you're not there.
Oh.
If we go like, near
And that's a...
Far wherever you are.
And I may be off a little bit
because she sings it so hard
but that's definitely not it.
Well, here's the problem
is I started out with the part
that I didn't really know.
I should have just gone straight
to the chorus.
Yeah.
What's the chorus?
Near
far,
wherever you are.
You lose it right there a little bit.
Oh.
Yeah, but I had to go high.
Well, near far,
wherever you are.
I believe that my heart will go on.
See, guys, this is not about the singing.
Like, it's not about me getting the words right.
It's about me not being able to sing,
and the awkwardness of them being stuck there at a slot machine
and me just singing to them without them asking me to sing.
Yeah, no, we got what the principle.
Like the cringe.
Like, you guys said, I'm Mr. cringe,
and I felt like this was kind of in that realm.
Yeah, just a little too long, I think.
Did she grab her purse or anything?
And Ray looks up to give me a time,
and he's like, I'm sorry, there's 31 seconds left.
I can see in his eyes when he said that.
He's like, sorry, man, there's 31 seconds left.
I mean, I sing for a long time.
Do you have another one?
Oh, yeah, I got more.
All right, here's another one.
Winning millions?
Not yet?
Not even twice.
Oh, no, but you know you did win?
What's that?
You won a slot machine serenade.
You get knocked down, but you get up again.
Nothing's ever going to keep you down.
You get knocked down, but you get up again.
And you're never going to keep you down.
You get knocked down.
drinking the night away
No, I'm just singing him
Because he's not winning millions
So I'm trying to cheer him up
Trying to sing with the song
Yeah, I'm trying to do a slot machine serenade
You know what I mean?
Does that inspire you?
Yeah.
You want more or you want
Yeah, give it a bit more.
A bit more, okay.
Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, oh Danny boy,
You get knocked down
But you get up again.
Never going to keep you down.
What do you think?
Yeah, no bad.
Pretty good.
All right, if you win millions, remember me.
I will.
All right.
You get knocked down,
but you get up again.
Never going to keep you down.
I'll come find you up.
All right.
I would have for sure thought
this guy was scamming me
to rob me or something like.
You're holding your wallet.
Like making sure it's there.
He's not going to take it.
Yep.
Yeah,
that's just pain.
The whole thing,
it's a little painful.
It's awesome, man.
That's fun.
Yeah.
See, that's good.
I don't think I'm going to air back tomorrow,
though.
I was just thinking about it.
You thought about it, though?
I makes you cringe in your car.
Yeah, but it's just a lot happening.
Yeah, it's just a lot happening.
a little long too.
Like I would crunch it in and be like,
it's still going, then I'd change it.
You know it's, I get knocked down, right?
No, no, no.
The whole point is he's playing the slot machine,
so I changed the words.
He gets knocked down.
So you did all just motivational songs?
Yes.
What was the other one you did?
He just so long ago he doesn't remember.
He's like, I can't believe you're going to play it.
No, I'm trying to think what songs I sing.
Oh, no, no, no when to hold them.
I don't know the name of a song.
You got to know where.
The gambler.
That's what it's called.
Let's hear one more.
Yeah, thank you.
Do we win millions?
I wish millions
I won't 2,500.
Whoa, 2,500?
Yeah.
Wow, that's good.
And you know what else you won?
A slot machine serenade.
You got a no.
Pause.
She just won.
I thought you were serenading them to...
Well, she won, so this is saying
you've got to know when to walk away.
Like, don't put it back in.
So it's not just singing to motivate them.
Now you've changed it to, you just singing.
Like, once she said she won, I was like, oh, I'm going to the gambler.
In a way, he's motivating her to, yeah.
Stop.
Put the money in her pocket and run.
Go ahead.
No wind to hold them.
No wind to fold them.
No when to walk away.
And no when to run.
Never count your money.
How does he miss every part of the melody?
It's really a skill.
It's like me, if I bet wrong, five bets in a row.
And miss five in a row.
Like, it's hard to miss all five.
But I do.
How do you miss every part of that melody with such a famous song?
Do it again.
Because you got to.
You got to know.
to hold them. Boom. No when to fold them. Kind of. No when to walk away. No. Got to know when to run.
Let's do it again. Because you had it, then you had a little bit of it, then you just slowly walked away from it.
Then you ran. Oh yeah. Yeah. So just repeat after me. Got it. You got to know when to hold them.
You got to know when to hold them. No, no. Repeat what he's doing. I just did. No, no, no. You got to know when to hold them. You got to know when to hold them. No when to fold them.
No when to fold them
No wind of fold them
You're getting there
See
Don't say C
Just keep listening
No when to fold them
No wind to fold them
No when to fold them
No when to fold them
It's close to it
It's close enough
Yeah close enough
Next one
Now I'll lose it though
No when to walk away
You got to
No when to hold them
No when to fold them
No wind to walk away
No wind to walk away
No wind to walk away
No wind to walk away
No wind to walk away.
Guys, I can't stay on it when he does that.
It's tough.
No when to walk away.
See, and you tell me that shouldn't have been on air.
It's actually true.
I mean, you really want this on air?
And then do this one.
No when to run.
No when to run.
No when to walk away.
No one to run.
It's hard to stay.
I can't because it must be like what Eddie feels like singing with me sometimes.
No, no, no, no.
No wind to hold them.
You got to know when to hold them.
No wind to fold them.
That's pretty good.
No wind to run away.
walk away run
no when to walk away
no when to walk away
no when to run
no when to run
that's that wasn't bad
I told you
no something I told you
we're trying to help you get there
yeah I feel like I get there every time
no when to walk away
no when to walk away
I'm getting a phone call
I'm gonna call you're taking
yeah go ahead Amy
what are we doing here
nothing
all right well we're done
I'll just ignore it
thank you all for being here
We'll play back tomorrow
Can you imagine?
Let's take a vote
Okay, who wants that
Bittably play back tomorrow?
Me?
All right?
All opposed?
Ney.
Oh, nay.
Here, yeah.
Hey, that's scuba, man.
He's laughing.
He thinks it's funny.
Go ahead.
Scuba, you're going to play on the air tomorrow?
I think we got a pretty full show tomorrow.
Okay, I like that.
All right.
Thank you guys.
We'll see tomorrow.
That's great maybe.
Bye, everybody.
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