The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (10-13-21)

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

Bobby gives an update on the 90’s Country Draft results. Bobby also talks to Raymundo on how he is taking money to shout people out on the Sore Losers podcast. We give the verdict on whether what he’s doing is ethical or not. Eddie talks about his son’s football team that is currently undefeated and how the Macarena is back. Eddie also talks about how his childhood crush lives near him. We also run through ideas for our 100 sided dice. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Not surprising. Not surprising. It was a good team. I was surprised Ray didn't win with Garth Brooks leading, but he had just two solid but not top-level picks after that. He had Garth Brooks, Diamond Rio, and Leanne Rhymes is his 90s artists. Ray, you finished last. Thought Leon Rhymes was good for a third round. Maybe Diamond Rios is what cost me in the second round. Leanne Rhymes wasn't good for a third round.

Dang. But you finished last. Wow. That's disrespectful to G. Well, it's tough to have the first pick and finish last, is my point. Yeah. I had the second pick and I had George Strait, Travis Tritt, and the Judd's, and I finished next to last. Oh, man.

What? That's an amazing show. First place. Yeah. Amy had Tim McGraw, and she finished third. Who else did I have? The Chicks and Tricia Yearwood. Okay, solid. And then, oh, Eddie was just running away with it.

And at the end, Morgan jumped you and won by six votes. What? What? How on earth? Morgan won with Brooks and Dunn, Alan Jackson, and Jody Messina. Solid team right there. What? With six more votes than Eddie with Shania, Reba, and Joe Diffey.

I mean, dude, that is the classic 90s show right there. Yeah, so was mine. Yeah, so was Morgan. Good job, Morgan. Yeah. Wow, I'm shocked. Morgan's won one way from the championship again. She's good at the draft.

Well, she's our web girl, so maybe she just knows like... Or manipulates the vote. That's the theory. That's the theory. I do not touch anything. I swear. We need to get some vote counters in here. Investigator.

Hey, I don't believe any election. I'm just kidding, I do. I believe them all. I'm just kidding. Everybody shuts up. No one wants to... I believe in all of all of all. them. So Morgan wins again. Do we know what our next one is, Mike? We haven't decided yet.

Okay. The listeners love them. We'll do a couple more and then we'll retire it again. But we haven't decided yet. Okay. Let me see. That's Caitlin's text. I can you let me know. What's she saying? What's she saying? Read it live. Yeah, read it live. Can you bring home what? No, no, no. She said she's making lunch. So let me know when I'm headed home. Oh, what's she making? I don't know. You didn't ask her? No.

I'm on, we're on the half air. Okay. Yeah. So Morgan, congratulations on your win there. Thank you. I appreciate it. Speaking of this in this podcast format that we're doing now, because this isn't on the radio, my little birdie has told me that Ray takes money from people and shouts them out on the sore losers' podcast.

Is that funny? That's hilarious. I'm also on that podcast. Is that loud? Exactly. That's funny. Can we do that? How's that funny?

There's three people on the podcast. But he's the one shouting them out. What are the legalities of getting paid and shout out on Pau? It has to be illegal. I know. I don't think it can be right. But Eddie can't get irritated by it. I have so many questions.

How? I want to pull Mike D. and Scuba Steve to this. Those are the two guys here I'd need to hear from. So dumb. What do we think about Ray charging money for people for shoutouts on their podcast? Scoobest Steve, you first? I don't know if it's illegal. I was doing research on that.

I know it's morally. wrong. Because we do, because you, I mean, we do shoutouts in our show. I'm not a fan of shoutouts in general, but we do them through voicemails, people calling in and we shouldn't charge them for that. So I think more than anything, it's not right to do that. So frowned upon. Definitely frowned upon, yeah.

I'm looking to see if it's illegal. I know FCC has different rules for playing music and stuff like that. But we're not FCC. On the podcast, correct. But I know they've kind of bled in there a little bit. Have they? Maybe, maybe, I know our company may be like you can't do this. Like we shouldn't say certain words.

Money rules, I understand. But FCC is the broadcasting of federally owned. And trust me, I got a million dollar fine. I heard about that. Go ahead. Well, I think if it's not illegal yet after they hear about this, it's going to be. Probably. Yeah, they're probably thinking about it now because of this.

They're like, wait, what? Mike Dee, what do you think is going on here and is it okay? Legally, there's nothing wrong about it. Okay. Probably within the company, there's something. Because we have advertisers, stuff like that. You can't be charging people for something on your podcast. And have we confirmed, and let me go to the source here.

Ramundo, have you for sure received money for shoutouts? Be honest, you under oath. Coach, I know I'm on the air. It's like cameo. Under oath. So, yeah, so I actually had included videos that I had done for these people, and then I just gave them a little shout. So, I mean, technically they were paying for a cameo.

Yes, he is. He's stalling. No, he's saying technically they were paying for a cameo. And then they got. I know. Yeah, keep trying. Did he play the cameo video on the show? No.

So what would you do exactly? Tell me about it. So somebody would say, hey, well, you mentioned my name at the very beginning of the podcast. And I was like, cool. But I mean, when they sent money for you to do a cameo. Yeah. And or their business or Twitter or Instagram handles. Oh, yeah.

This is getting interesting. Mm-hmm. I can talk some more if you want. We may have done one lawn care service. Yeah, I brought to you. by I can't do that. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, businesses, you can't do that. If it's just shouting out somebody's name that's totally different, when you include a business, that's like an advertisement. So, how many have you done, do you think? We only did two. What's this week?

What's this week? Well, I mean, I was... Him in the mouse in his pocket. I think you turned on me because you didn't get your cut. And that's what I'm saying. I don't have a problem with it if I get a cut. If I don't get a cut and he's getting all the money for a shout out on our podcast, I have a problem with it.

I get it. The big question is, how much are you getting paid for the shop? Oh, Tala, Ray. Now, hold on. Was it just the money you were getting for cameo? Because if I'm the judge, that does make it a little different. You shouldn't be doing it. But if they're paying you just to shout them out or extra, then it gets a little dicey.

Right. So, I mean, it's really the cameo fee outside of the cameo fee. It was 50 bucks. Wait, so they did pay you outside the cameo fee? Yeah. Did they Venmo you or what? So that's have to do with cameo. They bought a cameo and then they bought a shoutout.

Well, no, no, they just bought a cameo going outside of the cameo app. Oh, so. They can't even buy a came. That's not a thing. Oh, okay. Oh, he knows. Why does he sound weird? He's playing dumb.

Did they buy a cameo? It wasn't technically. No, no, no. Did they through cameo buy a cameo video? Okay, so here. No, no, no, no. Say yes or no. Did they go through cameo and buy a cameo?

No. Okay. So what did they buy? Don't say the word cameo because they did not buy a cameo. So the one dude goes, hey man, I'm partying with my buddies. It's a Saturday night. Would you jump on and do a FaceTime with me and all my friends? No problem with that.

50 bucks. Great. I mean, I was on there for like half an hour. Anyways, I say hi to all his friends. Everything's all cool. Then he hits me up. Hey, well, you give me a shout out. Did he pay you for that FaceTime?

Yes. How much? Oh, my gosh. The FaceTime was 50 and then I'm assuming the other 50 shout out. He's not assuming. You got 50 bucks from FaceTime. So he gave me a hundred and he goes, also give me a shoutout on the podcast. Cool.

We'll do. So, but none of that was there a cameo. It wasn't cameo. It wasn't cameo. But I just called it that. so people understood what we're talking about. That's a brand. That's a brand. So you... Camio's a brand. What about when somebody goes on a show?

Oh, it's a cameo. Nope. It's a brand. You can't say it. What? When people shows up on a show, isn't it called a cameo? Oh, yeah. Like, yes. Yes. Camio does have a different... I know, but it's also a word that explains a lot. Okay, we're not arguing that. I do what Ray does to Caitlin when we're arguing sometimes. I mean, I love it. I try every way to get her to go and then she puts me right back on. She's like, nope, is what we're talking about.

Ray. Yeah. How much money have you made from these special shoutouts? With the videos. You're under oath, Ray. Thank you. No video because video has nothing to do with the podcast. Well, then I don't know technically how much they paid me specifically just for the sponsorship. Because there was another guy that...

Sponsorship. Exactly. He finally used the right word. You can't do sponsorship. How many sponsorship shoutouts have you given? Two. Okay, so when you made like a hundred bucks. With the videos, it was $250.

Oh my gosh, do someone pay it $150? No, the answer's $200 because he got $50 for the video and then he made $200 on the outside of that. But there was a video for each one of them was me at a party saying what up to friends and people. Wait, we have no problem if they're paying for that.

We have no problem if people want to just hit us up and we FaceTime them for money. Why not? We can do that? Yeah, that's completely away from all this. That's like cameo. Again. Go your own way.

Do you have to report that to taxes? Yep. Not if it's cash money No you do I report everything Hey hey Everybody listening to me right now All the time

I found a nickel on the ground Oh you reported it Yeah I paid some of that back to the government You guys are crazy I'm not even asking I'm not even talking about that Yeah no I mean I don't know I mean just this is getting very interesting

Yeah isn't it I think the rule though now If not right now it's going to be Anything over 600 bucks Is now going to be Even on You have to report a 1099 Like a Venmo's

Yep on a Venmo Yeah I think it's business accounts. Is it? Yeah. You can still pay like rent and stuff like that.

Huh. Because people use Venmo for different things, but I think it's business accounts on Venmo. You have to report those. 600? I believe so. I guess, yeah.

If people wanted to hit you up in your DMs, say, hey, would you give us a five-minute shout-out on FaceTime? And you FaceTime and you FaceTime totally away from this show? Great. Oh, interesting.

I would do, like if a pimp does, it gets paid first. That's right. Yes, absolutely. Cash in hand first before you deliver the goods. Yeah, you need to hit me in my Venmo. Yes. And then I'll do it.

Yes. Because the last thing I want to do is do it and then you'd be like, nope, sorry. So where are we at with this? First off, do you understand my frustration? Yeah, you're not getting your cut. Thank you. And Ray, what you did is you screwed yourself because you would have kept doing this. We had no idea if you'd have just paid the man.

I know. And now I got to ask my wife for the money because she saw me do the video and she goes, what did you do that for? And I got paid and she was like, where was the money? And I transferred it to my wife. No, no, you don't owe them anything now. You just can't do them anymore. I know.

Well, we just did it fun and stupid anyways. Oh, yeah, just for fun, right? But if you want to do FaceTimes with people, go for it. Yeah, yeah, I've had other people hit me up for that. You could make all the money you want there. Can I throw you in another one? Speaking of cameos, people request cameos from them. They say, hey, can I get Eddie in there too?

And so he comes in here while I'm working after hours and shoots me in the background. And he's like, Eddie, say what's up? And I'm like, what's up? Like, I have no idea what's happening. And he's like, thanks. And then he walks out. And he's like, well, there you go. They got Eddie in it, too.

I don't mind that. No money. I sent you a Venmo. I don't mind that, though. I don't mind that. telling Ray I don't want to be in. If you say Ray, do not put me in your cameos. Yeah. Then he shouldn't. But if he's just walking

it out, I don't have a problem with that. Set that boundary. I've paid Abby for him and I've paid you for him. I've never gotten paid and I've done some with you. I said, oh, it's so shady with this. But that's okay. I don't want to get paid, right? Oh, he lives in a life of shade. You just have to know that. That's the risk you take or just hanging out with him? Yeah, I guess so. You're right.

I mean, he makes good money. His wife makes good money, yet he's always trying to steal a dollar from somebody. Yeah, yeah. I don't know about steal. He's willing to, it's not stealing. He's, he's doing sponsorships on the podcast. He's stealing from me in Lunchbox.

Okay. You're just mad you didn't think of this, Eddie? No, I would never collect from listeners and not, if it's planned, not split with whoever's involved. Do you know, like, if people are involved, I'd be like, hey, guys, I'm going to start doing this, here's your cut.

I don't know that that's exactly true. Sure. I think if someone asked you, then you would cut them in. But Ray messed up by you getting upset and you coming forward. That's what happens when you cross someone. Well, a lot of group crime

is uncovered when one of the members of the group is unhappy. Is not being fairly compensated. And so they sink the whole ship. That's what happened here. We sunk the ship. It's over, Ray. Ray, you can't do that anymore. Your little scheme is done.

It was in a scheme. Kind of. It was. You know it was. I mean, you thought. I'm not a complete idiot. You think I really thought that I was just going to fly? We did it being stupid.

But you took the money. Stop saying we. You did it being stupid. Before we move on, you're telling me that you didn't think a little bit of a scheme for you to do shoutouts on a podcast and get paid. And the thing is, I never thought it was.

I don't think he even used the word scheme. No further questions, Your Honor. Like, I don't think he was trying to scheme. Hey, the Raiders are undefeated, I heard. Do you know about the Raiders? Yes, they are. The football team? Undefeated, do you care?

No. Not the Las Vegas Raiders. Eddie's son's team. The flag football team, the Raiders. Are you coaching at all? No, no, I don't do any of the coaching, but they are so, so, so good. It's my 7-year-old and my 8-year-old. They are killing it.

They got three games left, undefeated, clearly the best team in the league. Are they good, too? They're so good. Do they get to play? Yes. Oh, yeah. They do? My 8-year-old, he is the backup quarter.

He plays running back for most of the game. But whenever they need to switch out and give the quarterback a break, my son goes in. And then my other son, he's just an awesome receiver. Really? He's so fast. Can catch them all? Oh, yeah. The other day, one of my boys, he scored a 40-yard touchdown, untouched.

40 yards! I'm like, dude, this guy is so good. The whole team is great. Was it you saying your kids do the macarena now? Yes. It's coming back. Like, I just overheard them saying, Oh, no, macarana.

And they're doing the dance and everything. movements. They do the turn and go, Hey, Marketer. No idea. No clue where they got it from. But then I went to one of their practices, and some of the other kids were doing Macarena, too, and I'm like, it's coming back? Like, how on Earth? I haven't seen it on TikTok. And I assume that's where everything comes from now.

Or maybe movies. Yeah, like a... But what movies? Like, like... No idea. I haven't seen it. Weird. I'll keep an eye out for my kids. And the other day, my son was singing, my 8-year-old, he was singing, and fly like an eagle to the sea. Steve Miller? Steve Miller from the 70s?

Like, where did you hear that? He's like, I don't know, man. I just know it. Eddie found out that his childhood crush loves pretty close to him now. That's weird. I mean, how did that happen? Because that's Texas to hear? Childhood as in like celebrity childhood crush.

Yes. Oh, yes. Like when I was younger, she would be on TV and it was like, oh my gosh, I love her. Who is it? Nikki Taylor. Remember her? Cover Girl model? She lives by you?

She lives. Look, I'm not creepy or anything, but when I see people... If you lead a sentence with them, I'm not creepy or anything... Because it's going to come off creepy. But when I see someone on TV or whatever, I'm like, oh, I wonder what they're doing I look into their private life. You know, go to Wikipedia. It's usually where I start. And it says, like, where they live now.

Guys, there are neighbors. Like, Nikki Taylor lives in our city, in our area of town. She lives by us, too? Yes. And I'm like, that's cool. I must see her at the grocery store. What if she's at practice? I got to start looking out because if I see her, I am going to flip.

What would you do? Just stare at her. You wouldn't go up to her? No, probably not. Because are you going to go up to her and say what? I loved you when I was a kid. That's weird. Yeah, it is weird.

But I think we're almost the same age. I mean, she may be a little older than me, but. Like, when you Google and Nikki Taylor age? She still looks good, too. 46. Because on the commercial, she was like, I used to be a cover girl model. And it's like current, like, now commercial, looks good. As a kid, who was your childhood crush, Amy?

I mean, there was a lot, but for sure, Patrick Swadesy, he was way too old for me, though. So more my age would have been Mark Paul Gosselin. Say by the bell. What's his name? Yeah. Jack Morris. Gossler. Eddie?

Yeah, I mean, Nikki Taylor for sure is one of them. But Kathy Ireland, I loved Kathy Ireland. Morgan? Probably between Justin Timberlake and Aaron Carter. Both like. Or than Nick Carter? Because Nick and Justin were same age-ish. Who's Aaron?

His little brother with a face tattoo now. Oh, wow. Yeah, like Aaron Carter was Disney Channel. Wait, are you saying Nick or Aaron? Aaron Carter. So the younger one that's kind of gone... No, Aaron Carter is not related. Wait, Aaron Carter is Nick's brother.

Yes, but then I'm saying Justin Timberlake. Right, but I'm saying Justin Timberlake and Nick Carter were parallel. Yeah. But you went younger. Yeah, Justin Timberlake is mine. And then Aaron Carter, yeah. Aaron Carter's 33 years old and is Nick Carter's younger brother. And he's the bad boy?

He's got a bunch of face tattoos. I don't know how bad he is. You get face tattoos, you're... I mean, you're not like Mr. Nice guy. Mine was Alyssa Milano. Yes. And Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's still on TV.

She does that 911 show. I don't know. Ray. Same as you. Jennifer Love Hewitt when I know what you did last summer came out and changed my life that summer. How so? I just didn't know women could get that hot.

She was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen my life. I think she, like, just got pregnant. it again, right, Mike? Who was the other one in that, Ray? Nev Campbell? Don't remember her. That was a scream, maybe. Oh, was it? Okay.

Yeah, I don't know if Nev Campbell was on what you did last summer, but I think she was in Scream. According to GQ Magazine, Machine Gun, Kelly, and Megan Fox are the hottest power couple out there. They annoy me now. But they are kind of everywhere, right? Because they put themselves everywhere. And they're like, oh, they are...

I'm going to give you the analogy to back when we were younger. Joel Lee and Billy Bob Thornton. Oh. Blood on the neck. Yeah, because everyone's saying they're weird. Yes. But yes.

They are a bit annoying to me. What's so cool about him? Because I don't know. Well, what's cool is he's actually a good rapper. Okay. And he's actually switched out. And now he's just kind of a rock star. Okay.

He can do it both. I mean, he's a talented guy. Don't you agree, Mike? Yeah. I think he's extremely talented. I think they're just, extremely thirsty for attention all the time. I was reading about Nikki Taylor.

Who are y'all talking about? Oh, you checked out. No, I was reading about Nikki Taylor. Did you find out where she lives? She's, look, no, she was on the cover of Nashville's most beautiful people, just like Bobby and Caitlin. Back in, like, 2017. Was there an event for that?

Did you go to that? We didn't go. At the time, someone in our house was sick, and we thought, just for precaution reasons, we did not go and we got tested and everybody was naked. You could have met Nikki Taylor, dude. No, no, I don't think she would have been there. She's on the cover from a long time ago.

I feel like people that do this show just listen to like a third of it. No. What do you mean? I don't know. Amy's over there reading the skinny from this morning. Eddie's over there. No. Relevant.

Relevant. Eddie was talking about Nikki Taylor. I thought maybe she just moved here. But she's lived here for like 20 years. I believe she was with Keith Urban back in the day. I didn't say any of the day. I didn't know that she just moved here. I think her and Keith Urban were together back in the day.

That's cool. We googled that Mike. So I'm not just saying stupid stuff. So you knew all this and you didn't tell me any of it? I didn't know. First of all, that she was your childhood crush. Secondly, I didn't. Sometimes I feel like you're right here talking to me and you just leave stuff out and you don't want to tell me.

Okay. Were you talking about machine gun Kelly? They did, right? What do you call it? Mission gun Kelly? Machine gun. Who's mission gun? Yeah, that was weird.

Are you even listening to the show? I said machine. Go ahead. Yes, Machine Gun Kelly. Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. See, I knew. And what are your thoughts on them? I feel like, yeah, they're a little bit out.

there, including the Kardashian and the other guy. Yeah, but I like Travis Barker. Travis Barker. And Courtney. And Courtney Kardashian. I like Courtney Kardashian, because I feel like she's the most real one of all of them. Yes, I like her too, but I feel like the four of them there was a moment they were all thirsty together. Well, they did picture in Vegas together. Yeah, and they're all. But I don't feel like they're the same. Okay. I feel like Courtney has enough fame on her own.

Oh, yeah, true. Megan Kelly. Megan Fox. Whomever. She was married to Brian Austin Green. Oh, she was just married. So they just got, see, that's what weirds me out. They have kids, right?

Uh-huh. So they have these kids, and then mom and dad get a divorce, and then all of a sudden, mom's everywhere with this machine young Kelly dude, and, like, she wears nothing. Like, there was that dress of her. I don't have a problem with that.

Oh, come. She's just living her life. Eddie, there's... And it's Hollywood. It's a different set of rules out there. I don't know. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that,

but I'm not going to judge somebody for how they live in life. I'm not judging her. I'm just saying the kids are like, it's a judgmental tone. Mom, what are you wearing? I'm not judgmental. I'm not going to parent shame.

How about that? How old are their kids? Because they might be like, mom, hey. No kid would say that. Not like that. Not like that. I don't know if they're boys or girls. I don't know.

They might be like, mom, looking hot. I don't know. 975. Yeah, that's her own stuff. Everybody gets to live their life how they choose. Yeah. And if she's making a living off of being a sex symbol. Well, then that's more important than parenting.

Okay, whatever. It doesn't mean she's a bad parent, Eddie. I'm not going to parent, Shane. Hey, you're right. It's their life. So, Eddie, she's a bad parent. I didn't say that. It's got to be weird for the kids to see mom out here with Machine Gun Kelly, like, just divorce and, like, everywhere making out with a dude.

How do you feel like about parents that are gone? Well, I kind of wish you would now. I'd be like, mom, what are you doing? You would be like, mom. No. What about parents who tour? and leave their kids behind. That's fine.

What about people who go, well, I can't leave they leave their kids. Bones. Your mom isn't out making out with some dude everywhere. My friend Eddie tours a lot

and sometimes the kids don't go and somebody could shame you the same way. Don't kids struggle when like parents are divorced and they start dating again? Like that's hard enough and much less mom in the cover of magazines

and making out with a dude. The five-year-old's checking out tabloids. The nine-year-old. I have no idea. I'm just not going to parent. I'm just not going to parent a shame. Yeah. You're just everyone's,

Going through different things. I mean, even on a non-famous level, kids have to deal with stuff like that. So it just, it is what it is. Did you come up with some ideas? Who came up with ideas for the 100-sided dice? Mike did. Are we doing the original idea? Die?

Or we can do fired. If it lands on it, you get fired. You can ever one through 100. 21. If it lands on it, you're fired. I fired right now. 56. Told you.

But I got to have to, I need a reward for every time you roll it. Okay, here's some ideas for the dice. They get more intense as we go. It's like squid dice. Okay. You have to guess if we'll land on an even-or-odd number, best out of seven. If you get all seven right, you went 50 bucks. If I need to point you're wrong,

where you write the word loser on your forehead. Like it. That's tough, though, because if you have to get all of them, right? You what? Like, that's a lot. That's 50-50, right? If you have to get six in a row, 50-50? That's tough.

That's tough. Okay, you pick a number. Five bucks a roll. But if it lands on the number you picked, we get to shave off an eyebrow. No. But you get $5 every time it doesn't land on it? No.

I would do that one. Me too. You're crazy. I think it's like 50 cents a roll. Who shaved their eyebrows here? But it's never going to land on it. You should lose both eyebrows. You can't say never.

I know, but I'm saying the odds are. Like, I would do that. I would get out of my own money, I would give 50 cents a roll. Babe, that's little. Yeah, but it's never going to land on your number. You can't say never. Because it does land on the thing. Because it can.

One out of a hundred. I understand. Okay, I would give a dollar a roll if anybody wants to do this. And then what's the alternative? If it lands on it, we shave off both your eyebrows. Both. Both. It went from one to both? Yeah, it's the same.

Scuba, how long did it take to come back? I have a lot of testosterone, so it took me like maybe a day or two. No, realistically, I think it was about a month. I started seeing some pretty decent growth. You're so manly. Thank you. So I'd give a dollar a roll. Uh-huh.

I would do that if it were me. And then you get to choose how many times they roll it? No, you get to quit whenever you want. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, minimal 10, but you get to quit after 10. When do you want to do this? And also, just because I'm saying 10, the first roll doesn't affect the second roll anyway whatsoever. Every roll is 100 to 1.

True. So it's not like the second time it goes 50 to 1. You start over. Heck, I'll do it right now. Eddie, if you want to do it. Okay. For an eyebrow? For both eyebrows.

$1.50? So two numbers are on the board at the same time? Just one number. Okay. No, $1 or a roll. Oh, my. Oh my gosh. If it lands on it, you lose your eyebrows.

Let me think. Make sure I don't have anything important coming up. You can draw one. You can't. Draw on fake eyebrows. Oh, man. But it's not going to land on your number. You're the only one that says that.

I believe that it can. I'm going to need a verifier over here if we do this bit. Okay. Yeah. What's worth it, though? 20 rolls? Gosh, it's $20. We're going to have to sit here and roll at $20.

I might be out, Bones, unless you want to go a little higher. Unless you want to go $2 a roll. That's tough. Okay, I'll tell you what. Is it though? Hold on. What? Missed my wallet.

Yeah. I saw a hundred right there. Yeah. Oh, I have money. I'm fine with that. I mean. Oh, my. Wait, why do you have that?

I don't know. Okay. I've been gambling a little bit. I've been doing last shoutouts on the Bobbycast. When I went to Vegas, I don't ever spend cash. I literally, I got money back and I tip. And whatever happened my wallet

I tip at Sonic Hey listen The site People have been crushing it lately From your tips Yeah All right

So what do you want to do Five bucks No I'll do two bucks Two dollars a roll Two dollars a roll Minimal ten rolls Let's go Do you want to do this on the air

True is this Good is this getting up to On the air Yeah We're shaving Somebody's eyebrows We should not bury This in the post show

Let's do it Yeah I say Here's the T's we're We're going to do this Next week I mean I'll do it tomorrow But you can't back out.

We have to commit right now. I didn't say I'm backing out. No, no, no, but I... Who's at the door? I don't know. So I've tried to come in? Tim. Oh, okay.

Oh, good, all good. What are you thinking? I'll give you $2 a roll. Minimal 10 rolls. Maximum 20 rolls. No, no, 25 rolls. It's 50 bucks. Maximum 50 for no eyebrows.

I just still don't think that's a notch. You're never going to hit it. Pick a number, for example. Go. This is no money here. Three. Three. Se 77.

Pick another number. 12. 97. Pick another number. Four. Four. 13. Pick another number.

No, see, I would want to be playing for this. Pick a number. You pick it. 22. Wrong. My point is it's never going to hit. That's not true. It has hit.

Someone in here hit it. Here's what you do is you say the number at the same time so you know nobody's cheating too. Like, for example, my number is up. Pick a number 1 through 100. 1, 2, 3, 91. That's the number it landed on. That way to do it. That way to do it. Let me sleep on it. No, no, no, no. We're committing to the bit now or we're not doing it.

It's $2 a roll. And the most second one is $50. Minimal 10 rolls. You know what? 50 rolls if you want to do it that. I can go $100 in. Oh, my. Oh, my.

That's a long time. We may spread it out over some days. Yeah. So that would get pretty boring. I think I did it for $20.50. Come on. deal with roll. I would do it.

Because every single time it's 100 to 1. Are we committing right now to doing this tomorrow on the air? Yeah, do it. Yep, we are. No, no, no, no, you can't. Amy, do you want to do it? No, but I'm committed for you. You can't do that.

It's not you. Why? You just said you'd do it today, so why not do it tomorrow? Ray, you want some of this action, too? Yeah, I shaved my eyebrows before, and I can't gamble anymore, so sorry. Oh, that's right, he can't gamble. I bet you Bay would let you gamble on this. No, no. If my back history of gambling, the number's going to come up.

I'm guaranteeing you it's going to come up. What about Mike D? I don't think Mike D cares enough. No? Eddie, it's me and you. It's one-on-one. Pick, right? Let's do it again.

No, I don't want to pick any more numbers. But I'm just showing you. Pick a number on the count of three. Say it. One, two, three. One. See? This music is making me nervous.

Stop, Ray. I got to go to lunch. I just don't think it's my eyebrow. browser worth that. But you're never, okay, that's fine. Well, then we'll just say no. We don't commit and I'm fine to move on with life. So what he says? He never commits to any these bits ever. He's like, oh, I'll do it. Then 10 minutes

later, I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, he does do that. It is easy money. I agree. But it's also... What do they call that? What is that called? Easy money. No, no. When you like, back out, you do so, you commit and then you're like, eh. It's called being a... Yeah. Yeah, say that. It's all, you guys big game, but you're not

sacrificing your... I would do it! But then do it. I don't need the money. Well, I don't either, obviously. You guys are always crying about money. That's why I gave me the opportunity. What? I'll throw in 50 bucks on my own money to make this thing happen.

So now I got 150, right? Well, that's tough, though. If he makes... Just match it. Then I'll match it. $100. Okay, I'm in. You'll match it.

I'll match it. I'll match it. I'll match it. $4 a roll. Let's go. $4 a roll. Let's go. I'm in.

I'm in. I'm in, that's commitment. Tomorrow. Yes. And how many rolls? Let's commit to how many rolls do you want? No, you just said, we'll decide as we go. Minimal 10.

Minimal 10, maximum 20. What did you say, 25? Maximum 50. Maximum 50. There you go. Okay. And we'll decide as we go. So we're just going to say it's $2 a roll, but no scuba Steve's going to double it.

Just so we can keep it easy on air. But we will double it. Scoop will double whatever I end up paying it. And we do need someone supervising you. No, you don't need a supervisor for sitting at the same time. You say it at the same time. Still. No.

I can't predict what's in your mind. I know, but you play that odds game too. No, I don't. Look, ready? And pick a number. I didn't do it yet. You can't yell until I say the number. I'll do it again.

Ready? Seven. I'm not right. Oh my God. Oh my God. You have to, I'm going to go one, two, three, and we say the number. Okay. Because I've got to stop.

One, two, three. 293. There's no way I can cheat if I'm saying it when you say it. It's like there. You would see it move. He can't. Okay. All right.

One, two, three. Four. That is good. One more. One, two, three. Oh, hold on. One, two, three, 67. One.

Okay. Okay. Well, I can let you start too. You really just one like... I can start you too, right? Go. Do it again. We do it again.

One, two, three. Seventy. Ah. All right, there's no cheating. Okay, cool. I'm in. I'm in. This is great.

Two dollars a roll tomorrow. Yes. Scuba steep will match at the end. Yes. Anyone else want to match? Nope. No, why would they now? You've already agreed.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Okay. Tomorrow, we spend the 100-sided dyes for any Zibrox. This is fun. On the air. Oh, my God. We'll do it at like 8B or C.

We have the TikTok guy coming in tomorrow. So we'll do it like A.B or A.C. Right, A.B. I think some East Coast affiliates cut out at A.C. Well, maybe they shouldn't cut out. That's right. I've got to keep them here. Right?

Okay. All right. We got to go. Yeah, I have a sales meeting. Oh, sorry. I feel like I wasted all those numbers. Well, there is no. That definitely was drawn out way longer than me.

I agree. I agree. I agree with me. No, we're not doing anymore. No, Eddie. It's your fault. There's no difference. You're agreeing with me.

I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. 52. Okay. All right. Bye, everybody. All right.

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