The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (11-09-22)
Episode Date: November 9, 2022Bobby comes in with a fresh spray tan and breaks down why he gets them at the level he does. We get an update on Eddie’s eye for the CMA awards. We have more interviews from Backstage at the CMA Awa...rds. Matt Stell talks about the league he is in with Bobby. Jeff Cook passed away…he was one of the founding members of Alabama. Which decade of your life would you relive? Why Eddie didn’t believe in dinosaurs? Raymundo is going to South Carolina and wants to go to famous people’s homes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Do I look extra spray tandy today?
Yes.
Good.
Yeah.
Need to.
I got one late last night and slept in it.
I was a shower this morning,
but it was quick.
You need about two good showers
before it starts to look,
just slightly spray tanny.
I thought our whole show did.
I thought Morgan looked very spray tanny.
I was like, geez, guys, let's not make it obvious.
Do I look spray tini?
No, you don't look.
Oh, good, I got one too.
Yeah, you did, me.
Yeah, I don't know what he's saying.
But I can see one because I do it, you know,
C1B1.
I know Morgan got one too.
A game recognized game, you have to say?
Yeah.
Are there levels of tanning?
Yes.
Because like Ray comes in real orange sometimes.
Ray goes full oonpa.
Yeah, Abby looks like she's from the Jersey Shore.
Well, maybe Ray goes full oupa too because of his height.
No offense.
Maybe that's part of it too.
Oh, the whole thing.
Yeah, like go belubis are little.
Yeah.
So what do you tell them?
You're like, I want to go extra orange?
I told them last night when they, because got a spray tan last night because we're doing our thing.
And then I'm going to go do the red carpet stuff after.
And I was like, those lights are bright and Luke.
Luke is dark.
So if I run into Luke, it's the thing about Luke and Ryan.
I take pictures with him.
We would do Idol.
And I was like, I will never be so pale that I look like, I'm washed out next to those two.
So I'm like, color me up.
Give me the full treatment.
Ryan's tan too?
Perfectly, perfectly dark where it does.
It looks great on camera.
But it's like makeup, right?
When you see me off camera, I'm full of makeup, you're like, wow, look at you.
But on camera it looks right because they know how to do it.
So they literally, you literally, do they have like a chart and you point at that one?
Or is, I don't know how it works.
So I'm trying to understand.
Well, I've used her.
We have a relationship.
So it's like anybody else that you go into or like a doctor.
Trial and error.
So she's like, how dark do you want it?
You want it normal?
I was like, no, I need to go darker.
Because the lights are probably pretty tough on the red carpet.
So she went extra dark and I'll get a shower in after this.
And I'll probably take one more this afternoon.
And then I should be good to go.
But I got it late last night.
It's been kind of a, I've just been tired for like three weeks.
I'm like more tired than I've ever been.
Maybe it's like getting into the end of the year.
But it's like I just have something just tired off about me.
Oh, daylight savings.
Time change.
This is the good one.
Yeah, I should be.
It's still off, though.
It still throws it off.
But it's before daylight savings.
I've been tired of like a month.
Really?
Yeah, like...
Anticipation.
Is it something else?
Daylight savings.
Oh, and think about daylight.
Daylight subitation.
That's good.
So, yeah.
Filling spray tan-y.
Pretty good.
I like spray tan.
You can see all the muscles you forget you have sometimes.
Yeah.
Because if you don't want to...
Tone it.
Tone it.
Tant.
That's what it is.
You can't tone it, tan it.
So do you guys all use the same person?
I don't think so.
Oh, use my girl?
I told you all about her.
I don't know about that.
Amy, do you get a deal because it's Bobby's Tanner?
No, I had her first.
I don't know about that.
You get the Bobby Bones discount.
I don't know about that.
Okay, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know about that.
We start fighting them out who had the spray tan girl first.
But I haven't really gotten.
I used to get them once a week.
Oh, yeah.
Back in the day?
When I was doing, but I don't anymore.
Because then all my TV work turned to the outside stuff.
There are no crazy lights outside.
I'd never get.
I loved it.
I was just wide as could be.
I'd show up, be like, Casper.
Well, never had to get a spray tank because it didn't matter.
I was climbing stupid wind-turned styles in Iowa and the snow.
Everything looks good there.
So, but I'm back.
I'm back, baby.
I'm back and I'm dark.
He's back.
Okay, cool.
I do want to talk about CMAs quickly, and then we'll get off of it because we're going to go tonight.
Eddie's eye was a topic of discussion.
Yeah.
Because yesterday it started to swell a little bit, and today it's really bad.
And you have a stye, and then another sty is growing off.
stye. Yep. So the goal is to get that
sty like, you know, popped or whatever, and then we can move on.
But tonight will not be the night
where it looks normal. The doctor said it should
look semi-normal tonight.
Let's see it. But we're not...
You just asked me a minute ago, looking better.
Yeah.
But then a second ago, I had one guy tell me, I can't even know.
Pull your hat slightly up.
There you go, because the like and get up. Let me see it.
Oh, golly, dude.
It's not terrible. It is. It's bad.
What do you mean? It's not terrible. So here's the deal.
It looks like...
Okay.
Sorry, he turned fully towards me.
It's bad.
I feel bad for you.
If I take a picture like this.
Yeah.
No, wink at me there.
Like, close your eye and wink, though.
Close the other one.
Oh, no, the other eye.
There you go.
That's what I said.
In the picture, you should close that eye and point.
Yeah.
So it looks like you're just winking.
That's genius.
I feel like this is making it more obvious.
No.
You can't tell that your eyes swollen when you wink it.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, but then we concentrate on his nose and that's not good either.
What?
What's wrong with my nose?
What?
You got a fine nose.
I think Doug Fonnie over there.
talking about.
Why did you just jab him out of nowhere?
Like, I have a bad nose?
Hey, if you think it's bad.
Doug Fannie says you're bad nose.
I thought that lunchbox couldn't notice features on men.
Yeah.
But it's sexy, though, right?
You can't tell it's a big nose?
I never thought I'd hit a big nose.
Oh.
Well, I never thought I had a big nose until now.
Interesting.
Now he's going to go look in the mirror today and cry.
No, I'm a big nose.
You're like, Eddie, you don't.
You look great.
Thank you.
And you have to come tonight.
I know you're thinking about not coming.
Wear sunglasses.
We'll all bring sunglasses.
We'll all take a picture.
picture in sunglasses and then we'll take one without and then just put your head like halfway
behind mine okay or do the wink we can all do a wink do the wink the wink the wink is the best one
but we have to take a normal one too we have to do the wink and then we'll do one and then you just
kind of turn to the side yeah like this yeah don't get your eye in it like like like this
back to back to back is it just because you guys know that there's something wrong on my eye
or no no because if I saw you walking toward me I'd be like pink eye seven o'clock it's not pink
I know, but we know that.
I know.
I feel bad for you.
Because I had some stuff to do last week and I had surgery my mouth.
I blistered all inside our mouth.
My lip had blistered up.
And I was like, I can't do anything.
It's just embarrassing.
It is embarrassing.
It was just embarrassing.
I told my wife, I felt like I'm so embarrassed.
It's disgusting.
And I pull my lid down.
It's got all those ulcers inside of it.
She's like, why are you embarrassed?
You didn't do it?
You didn't nothing.
You can't help it.
You had to have mouth surgery.
I was still embarrassed.
But you could test it tonight to see who's honest with you
and just not wear the sunglasses.
And if people say,
Oh, you look great.
You know they're lying to you because your eye looks terrible.
But what if his outfit's great?
It doesn't sound like a fun game I want to play.
That sounds funny.
It's a funny game.
Okay, so that's happening tonight.
I have a couple more interview clips that we're going to play here.
Morgan talked to a few different folks.
Some of them we played.
I did want to play the Matt Stel ones, so I do take a little offense to one of these things.
So here's Morgan talking with Matt Stel.
And Matt Stel has that song.
Pray for you.
There you go.
We can't play music on it, so five seconds only.
Boo.
And I pray for you.
But you can sing it?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Not the recording.
Love it.
That's how we do all of our clips for now on.
Dude, we want no lyrics.
You just sing it?
Who cares?
Every day, and that'll be your face.
I'm not a pray for you.
That's Matt Stowe.
That's it.
Yeah.
So he played college basketball.
He's like 6-7.
6-6, 6.6.
Yeah, tall dude.
He's come over to the house, play basketball before.
We played with him.
So here he is, I guess,
Morgan, you asked him about me going to basketball camp?
Yeah, I said you wanted to go to adult basketball camp,
and you were wondering if you needed to take lessons before you went.
All right, here we go.
You were talking about Bobby and playing basketball.
He's talking about going to this adult basketball camp,
and if he goes, he's thinking he needs to take some lessons beforehand.
Do you think he should take lessons?
Bobby's got a nice little, you got a nice smooth, you know, jump shot.
I mean, I'm sure he could benefit.
Who couldn't benefit from a little guided instruction,
but he'd be all right.
Bobby can play a little bit.
Appreciate that.
And then, how did you start?
talking about betting. Well, this was Matt
wanting to talk about this. I was looking
at my sheet. I was like, Matt, I don't know, you know,
what you want to talk about. And here, it's like, oh, I want to talk
about Bobby because he's losing big time right now.
That was initially
what he wanted to talk about. He can shut up, first of all.
We're in a league. He got me in a league.
He said, here's what we do.
Matt and I are friends. He said, we draft
teams before the season starts.
And when a team wins, you win money.
But the team you own. You basically
own a team. But when they lose, you lose
double. And so you're kind of going into the season going, all right, I'm trying to get the
good ones here. And you don't know, because some teams supposed to be good. They end up not
being. Some teams like the Giants or the Jets are supposed to be bad. They end up being good. It's a
whole situation. So yeah, I'm down a little bit. But here is Matt talking about that. I don't know
what he says. Go ahead. And you just told me that you guys are in a big league and there's
bets going down and Bobby's not doing too hot. Yeah, we're in this thing that my buddy kind
of came up with that I'm trying to spread the gospel of it's called Skins League. You pick
these teams at the beginning of the year. You have them all year. If they win, you win money.
If they don't, whatever, you don't make money. And right now, Bobby, Bobby's team is not making a lot of
money. Yeah. Okay, so are you doing really well right now? I actually am doing the best I've ever done
in one of these leagues. I feel a little guilty because it was my idea to start the league.
I'm just worried that's going to be the fallout. It's going to be like, you, you hoodwinked us.
I didn't know they came up with this themselves. No wonder I'm losing.
losing money. They created the rules for this bull crowds. Scam alert. Scam alert.
Yeah. So here, so there's six of us and like some NHL players, former NFL players, some guys from the ringer, Matt. And we got in this league. And so you go on, you draw and you go in order. And I can tell you I'm a team's. And every time they win, you get a skin and skin's worth money. But if you lose, it sucks. So I got the chargers. They've got five wins. They've done me pretty good.
I got the Cowboys
and only bought them
because Eddie
Mike and my friend Steve
are big Cowboys fans
and like I want to be part of the team
I thought you were saying
my friend Jerry Jones
I wish
well they're not friends
about to be
yeah
and they got six wins
they're doing me pretty good
those are your boys now
you can also get a team
and you can buy them to lose
so if they win
that's the opposite you lose
so you want them to lose
because they lose
that's a win
I got the Bears
sorry lunchbox to lose
to lose
I would have taken them to lose
they've lost six games
which is pretty good
then I got
trouble here because I took the Rams.
Oh, to win.
They suck.
They've only got three wins.
How could they be bad?
I mean, they were so good last year.
Except for one linebacker, basically.
They're all back.
That's crazy, man.
They lost this last game with 30 seconds left no timeout.
It's terrible.
And then the other two I'm pretty embarrassed by
because I thought they were going to be good and they aren't.
It's costing me dearly.
Oh, we've got to be the Broncos.
No.
Tampa Bay?
No.
The Raiders.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Vegas.
And you're ready for the other one who actually has one more win than the Raiders.
Colts.
Oh, and they're going to suck the rest of the, oh my gosh.
Hey, I'm going to need this job.
Can you sell them?
No one will buy them?
I don't know.
He made the rules.
Apparently we can.
I don't know.
It's stupid.
But I'm down a lot.
Yeah, it's in the four figures.
Well, that was very happy that you were down.
but also not felt bad a little bit
but not really.
We need my teams to win so we can get out of this
because there's no Christmas for you guys if I don't come out of the hole.
Oh, wow.
No Christmas.
What do we have to do with your gambling?
I don't have any money.
So we have to suffer for your bad decision?
Interesting.
It's like dad's gambling problem.
Dad's probably say that all over America.
Dad's got a problem.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, well.
Hey, the Cowboys don't win boys.
No Christmas.
I feel pretty good though.
I feel pretty good.
We're coming back.
We're coming back strong, baby.
We're coming back strong.
Okay, so there's that.
I did see that Jeff Cook,
the founding member of Alabama had died.
And he had been not playing with them since, I think, 2018,
but he had Parkinson's disease.
And he died, he was 73 years old.
I think I saw it yesterday.
I think he died Monday.
But he and his cousins, Randy Owen and Teddy Gentry,
they're the band.
Yeah, he was here in the studio.
Yeah, absolutely.
And so he was with his wife for 27 years.
I mean, Dixieland Delight.
we can play five seconds of it
With my Dixie Land
Mountain music
Oh play me some mountain music
If you're gonna play in Texas
If you're gonna play in Texas
They've been a man for 50 years
Wow
50 years
I was
We were gonna play the full
I'm in a hurry to get
I'm in a hurry to get things
Can't do
Rules
So
But you know I was
The whole song
Can we think the whole song?
I could probably get through most of it.
No, I mean, could we legally sing the whole song?
If it's us, yeah.
You're right?
100% of how funny would that be.
It starts with the lyrics.
Then I was listening to some Alabama about a week ago,
and I was listening on one of this playlist.
Like, Take Me Down was on.
You want to talk about like an old, like, sexy Alabama song?
Oh, like it was 80s?
Take me down.
So it's like got the electric guitar.
Ray, do you have any of that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is country gold.
This is such a jam.
Can you fast forward a little bit?
Because we can only five seconds at a time.
But I was listening to it and I was like,
I wish I was getting busy right now.
What?
Are you looking at me like that?
Yeah.
I can't even look at him anymore.
Who knew Alabama had a bump and grind song?
Because I heard it a million times.
I know all the words,
but I never thought it was a bump or grind song.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Does that count that he turns it up, five seconds?
Yes.
It's all good.
As long as we stop?
Come on.
Yeah.
He just keeps going down and up.
Take down.
Awesome.
Let me all night long.
Rest and peace.
I took my mom and my aunt to the Opry to see them.
It must have been like 2013 or something.
And it was like it's one of my top memories.
What they play do you know?
Everything.
I mean, I know.
Play three songs.
I don't remember the hits.
But obviously all.
You can't say everything.
The Opry only let's play three songs.
Everything that you would want them to play.
Like I know.
I know they can't play them all.
I don't remember the specific three, but...
But the three that they played were the ones you wanted.
That's right.
They meant everything.
I mean, but for my aunt, my mom, my aunt are from Alabama.
It was just, it's like a really special memory for me.
Yeah, that would be cool.
It was.
Let's see.
Are we doing it?
Let's do it.
I don't want to think the whole thing.
Let's see.
Scientists say human beings have a maximum age.
I was reading this.
I'm very interested in this.
I think we just missed the cusp of living another 75.
years. I said this for a long time. Like, we're just going to miss it. We're going to die
at late 60s to probably mid-80s. Oh, for sure. And if we'd have been born another 25 to 30
years later, I think that we'd have been part of that extension where they're going to figure
how to make everybody live past 100. So you think my kids are going to live? No, not them.
I think in their life, they will have the first part of that. Yeah. I don't think they're going to
They're going to miss it.
So they say humans theoretically could live up to 200 years if they had the right medicine and the right care.
But they could do 150.
They could almost figure out 150.
They're almost to that spot.
Isn't that crazy?
Where that's the average?
But don't you think there's like a fruit fly and they're sitting around doing their old radio show and they're like, can you believe those humans lived 80 years?
We only get one day.
That's their one show.
They're doing this show.
Yeah, they do it once.
They work their whole, well,
hours to get their own show
and they're all sitting around.
All right, fruit flies in the morning.
Can you believe it?
Fruit flies in the morning.
I won't be here tomorrow.
Ooga.
Fruit flies in the morning.
Which decade of your life
would you choose to experience again?
That's the question.
Which decade?
You know,
this has been a good one for me.
I'm 42, but it's only two years.
I can't pick now.
Like right now,
I'm hitting the peak.
Yeah, and you're living it.
I'm peak.
Yeah, so I can't.
So there's no use of leaving it.
I want to relive that fruit fly in the morning segment.
I want to go back like 90 seconds.
But so I guess I would pick my 30s, but like I feel like right now for me is this is it.
This is my grand decade.
Do you have to relive it the way that it was or you get to redo it?
No.
Can't redo it.
It's like the best.
That's not realistic.
Wow.
I was asking this, you can't relive it anyways.
Because it's all real.
Right.
If time travel was possible, which decade of your life would you choose to experience again?
Okay.
Go ahead.
20s, I guess.
20 to 30.
Sounds like it's a pretty bad decade.
She's like, I don't know if you're making a pick one.
30s was, that's too rough for me.
Not going back.
Nope, nope.
Eddie?
Oh, the 20s?
For sure.
College?
The roaring or yours?
Oh, my 20s.
Oh, I didn't know which.
That'd be the 2000s.
Oh, got it.
Man, those are good days.
Like, I would just go back to college.
That's the decade I just chose.
But I didn't make the roaring 20s joke for him,
but I didn't make that for you.
Because he's older, roaring 20s.
Oh, I get it.
Or.
You're the flappers.
But you know what?
We're in the 20s right now.
That's crazy.
Lunchbox is you?
20s?
Oh.
No, I would probably do from about,
I see me in my childhood was so good.
10 to 20.
Well, I thought about that,
but then I wouldn't be able to legally drink.
Zero to nine.
So I thought about like,
13 to 23.
No, no, we can't know what decade.
That's a decade.
No, no, no, no.
It's like the 10, 20, 30, 40.
He picks 20 to 32.
You can't pick just a random,
I'm going to pick 12, 19, age 27, 31,
because you got to understand that when I was a kid,
we used to throw things at cars and the fake fight.
I mean, that was so fun.
And then we transitioned that into going to the bar.
So, I mean, yeah, so I'd say about 12 to 22.
I can't tell if Eddie's looking at me or not because the sunglasses.
I wasn't looking at you.
It's a weird thing.
I don't know if you're, because usually I can tell you're tuned in or you're not.
No.
And I don't even address, if you're working on something, I don't go.
That's funny.
There's a lawsuit claiming skittles are unfit.
Unfit for what?
Because the flavors didn't match the colors, but that lawsuit has been dismissed.
Oh.
Justice for Skittles.
We don't take it and go, well, it was colored orange.
I'm not quite tasting the citrusy.
You're right, not on Skittles.
No.
Other candies we do that.
M&M's I don't.
Those are all the same, too.
No, they're not the same.
Skittles and Eminems are not the same.
No, no, I'm sorry.
M&Ms, they're all just chocolate.
There's no different flavors.
I know, but they're different colors.
Right.
They have different personalities in the commercial.
Yes, but Starbursts, when you get a yellow, you're like, oh, yeah, yellow.
I agree with that.
So that's the difference.
Okay, but that's a whole different candy.
Right, I know.
So I'm saying, like, we eat Skittles, we don't pick out, like, oh, give me that green one.
No, no, no, like, that's just a color.
It should all taste the same.
They're also, you know, the titanium dioxide part where they said that part of Skittles affects
your organs.
through this. We're like, oh, no, I guess we're all going to die.
That has been dismissed.
Okay, good.
I'm not saying we're not going to die, but they've said they're not doing that deal.
Apparently all good.
Southern Bees is going to auction off a T-Rex skull next month.
A real one?
Wow, that'd be cool.
That would be crazy.
That would be really cool to have in the house.
I mean, how much?
How much got?
What about people who don't believe in dinosaurs, and then they see this?
Eddie.
No, no, I believe now.
I didn't know about them until, like, five years ago.
I thought they were fictional things
because we'd go to the museum
and it'd be like wow, that's a dinosaur
well no, that's not really the dinosaur
that's the mold of a dinosaur
what it would look like.
So me I'm just like, okay, that's fake, fake.
But now I'm just like, oh.
What about school though?
We never talked about dinosaurs.
I don't really remember about dinosaurs.
And I think sometimes it's hard for, what?
We all talked about dinosaurs.
No, we didn't.
No, no, we knew what kinds they were.
Like, oh, bronosaurus, they ate whatever.
But plants.
That's talking about.
But that's talking about dinosaurs when they teach you about them.
Okay, but it still wasn't real to me.
That's just like, okay, I don't, guys, that was thousands of years ago.
I don't know about that stuff.
Millions.
Millions.
Now I'm just like, that's crazy.
They roamed this earth.
And then you watch Jurassic Park.
Wow.
We're watching you be eight right now.
But Jurassic Park's also not real.
That's like what your son does right now.
Wow, dinosaurs, you're doing that with them.
Same time.
You're like a daughter who goes and graduates with her 90-year-old grandmother.
With the opposite.
We're learning together.
Sothebyes is auctioning off
A T-Rex skull
$15 million.
I could never have anything like that in my house, though,
with my kids.
They'd just break it.
And also the fact that it's $15 million.
Well, I'm just saying that I could afford it.
I wouldn't get it.
Well, then you put it in a safe.
I mean, if we're just fantasizing,
why not fantasize if you're getting it?
You're like, I can't get it because I have kids.
Okay, but we're fantasizing.
You could pay for it, but then you couldn't get it
because the kids.
Why not just fantasize?
You don't have any kids.
or why not fantasize they're older
or why not fantasize all these things
you've chosen not to. If I were older
you've chosen to keep yourself. You've chosen to fantasize
part of it but not the whole thing which is weird
It's true. Like yeah
I know if I had 15 million
I would wow I could look at it and I'd be a man
I should take that home but I can't.
How big is that skull?
It's about
size of a car? Five foot long
four and a half foot tall
It's just the head.
Wow, that's crazy.
The jaws and the eye part.
It's just funny that you chose to only fantasize
that you had enough money, but still couldn't put it in your house.
Because I just always think of my life now.
So if you gave me all the money in the world now, I wouldn't buy it with all my kids.
You could buy a dinosaur house.
Just for the skull.
Okay.
Let me see if there's anything else.
Take me down.
Have you seen the video...
I'm in a...
Where I want to be.
Take me down.
Have you seen the video of the troll telling Post Malone he sucks to his face?
No.
Would like to hear it?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Post Malone, you are b***.
You suck.
That's rude.
Thank you so much.
You are a b***.
You are borg.
Post Mal sucks!
That's stupid.
It's me every day when I go to the grocery drawer.
Really?
Yeah.
Hey, Bobby.
Yeah, what's up?
You suck!
And then I'm like,
lunchbox, why are you here?
I mean, that's just the person probably not even think Post Malone sucks.
Just wanting to make a video.
Yeah.
You know, be like, look what I did.
Look what I did.
Um, Ray says he's busted another radio show stealing from us?
Uh-oh.
Like segments?
No, no, no, no.
Physical stuff.
What?
Yeah.
Really?
I told Scoob about it and Mike D as well.
It's an ongoing investigation, but I did catch him red-handed.
When they stole that Malaney Wilson poster?
Posture, she wrote a whole long note about it.
Like that kind of stuff?
It's, I mean.
Oh, is it food?
No.
our printer. They're actually opening. We don't own the paper. It's not our paper. Is it?
I mean, it took it from our printer. But do we buy the printer of the paper?
Not really. We got them back, though. We got them back. Now we've, we're in a war. Yeah.
We get rid of one of them. We waited until they left. We abducted one of their characters.
We still have them. They're locked in a room.
They put in their printer a piece of paper that says, we know what you did. So when they print out a document, it'll be on there.
And then also bottled water. I believe we've hidden that now. Yeah. But do we buy that?
Yes. Okay. Well, that, okay. If we actually buy it.
I get it.
We bought it with the company card, but yes, we bought it.
But I heard upstairs though they don't even have access to water,
so that may be why they're doing it.
They said it's almost like a hurricane evacuation type situation.
Can you imagine up there they get no water, no sinks work?
No bathroom.
They go and just dry mouth the whole show.
Are you still going to South Carolina, Ray?
Is that where you guys are going?
Yeah, in a couple weeks.
For vacation?
Yeah.
And what are you guys going to do there?
So my wife and I were obsessed with the show Southern Charm.
It's filmed in Charleston.
So we've made a list of about five to ten places
that they actually film on the show.
Some of the places, including homes
of the people on the show.
Is Craig on there?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, you're gonna go to these people's houses?
Not, I mean, we're gonna go to their businesses,
their restaurants.
No, you just said homes.
A couple of their houses.
But they put them on the show.
And other people take photos in front of them too.
So, three, I mean, millions of dollars of homes.
That's interesting.
Okay, so they put them on the...
No.
Let me think about this.
Let me think about this.
Hold on, hold on.
If you show the house,
and you're like, this is where I live,
This is the outside of it.
And then they show inside the house.
And this is what we do.
They show the house.
Is it okay to go to it?
And we didn't have to investigate too much to find the addresses.
I think if you make the house public, you don't go up to the door.
You don't get on the property.
But it's okay to go and...
Yeah!
It's weird.
But they put it on TV.
Yeah.
It's 100% you can go.
The real world house, you can go to that.
Yeah, but that's not somebody who lives, lives there.
This is this guy saying this.
Okay, but then you have the breaking bad house.
Like the White House.
You can go to the White House.
But if it's in a gated community, you can't, like, sneak in the gates.
street corner. It's very well got shrubs
and gates around it, so you can never get close
to it, but enough to know that it's from
Southern Charm. And people that are fans of the show
would know we're in front of the house. Patricious.
Are you going to Patricia's house?
You're going to go to Craig's
pillow shop? Yeah, we're going to it.
You know, I'm friends with Craig. I can, maybe he could
get there and you could be there with him.
We know all their spots.
Shem Creek, Sullivan Island, all of it.
King Street.
I'll stop listening to Mojo. I don't know what they're
talking about.
So you're friends of a couple of
Craig, like you could just face-time it right now?
Do it.
Like, as in, he came over to my house to do a podcast
and we hung out for like four hours.
Tell us more.
But if you talked since?
You know, we DM.
How often?
It's been a while.
Yeah, so.
I said, I was trying to say after I said that,
but then I didn't say it yet.
I said, and by friends, I mean,
he just came over the house for a podcast.
But we hung out and we DM and he sends me pillows.
Oh, he does.
He does.
Yeah.
In the shape of what?
He has a pillow company.
Fabrics, pillows, in the shape of a square.
Do you know I have four wiener pillows in my house?
He does not send me those.
Have you seen them, Mike?
But why?
I thought they were hilarious on Instagram and I bought them,
and now I can't even leave them out because I'm afraid people are going to get upset.
But why?
It's a shape of a wiener?
They're called penis pillows.
They're hilarious.
Okay, that's funny to see on a post, but why did you click and buy that?
I have no idea.
I was laughing.
I was Apple pay and you just click, click.
Okay, here's what you have to do now.
Christmas gifts.
But I can't give them anywhere public.
No, I don't.
They are so funny.
Why would you even buy this thing?
I don't know. That's so funny.
You've seen them, right?
Yeah. I meant to ask you about them and I was like,
whatever, penis pillows.
They're really, the thing is, are really comfortable?
No, you don't use them.
Oh, no, you're not cuddling with it.
Yeah, you're not putting your head on that.
Are you sleeping with that thing?
No, stop.
I don't think.
They're hilarious.
Eddie, can you imagine you showed to Bobby's house?
He's taking a nap on a wiener pillow.
Oh, my gosh.
They're hilarious.
I'm taking a picture for sure.
Okay.
We're done.
I hope you guys have a great day.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye, everybody.
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