The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (12-07-22)

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

Bobby starts by saying how he has progressively been feeling worse over the morning. A nurse was busted taking kids' medication at school. Morgan got an interesting message on a dating app that she sh...ared with us. Bobby tells us not to get him anything for Christmas…and we feel like it’s a trap. Why two women are suing Apple for their AirTags. Why Morgan is mad at Lunchbox. Bobby almost lost his house to a Christmas tree fire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:20 Disneyland.com for details. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Hello. As crazy as I just, you know, sometimes you can feel whenever a cold is coming over you, like you just feel it. You're like, uh-oh. Mm-hmm. That happened to me this morning. It kept getting worse throughout the morning where now it's like, oh, no, like it's here.
Starting point is 00:01:46 It's arrived. It has. It's too late for the vitamin C or whatever, the airborne. I think that stuff you need to do for weeks and weeks and weeks to keep it. Once it's already in, if it's viral, it's like watching somebody like Uber Eats or. postmates when you can look and see where they are coming to your house. It's like, okay, they're 12 minutes away. Once it's coming, you're like, well, it's coming at some point. It's going to arrive with my delivery of sickness. So I'm just going to sit here and wait and try to be as
Starting point is 00:02:13 ready as possible. That's tough because you'll never know that in advance that you're going to need that. That's why you've got to keep it going. It's like you just got to keep doing it. So, but I'm here and it's almost noon we're recording this. We've been, we just recorded a deal with for King and Country to play on Monday show. and they're so good, you're gonna love it. That's all. They're so good, you're gonna love it. And that took an hour or so,
Starting point is 00:02:35 but they did a couple songs. But they were, there was, I mean, I expected them to be good, but I guess I didn't expect them to be amazing. Yeah, they were really good. They brought the whole band. Yeah, they wanted to bring more. Well, they had people playing in the hallway.
Starting point is 00:02:49 But they cut it down. It is really cool. So can't wait for you guys to hear that on Monday. Well, I wanted to get to a couple things. Number one, a nurse stole these, kids adderol and replaced it with aspirin, a school nurse? Did you guys see this story at all? And I just wonder how many times that this school nurse was able to get away with it before they actually got caught.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Okay. Oh, so she wanted that to steal it. That makes so much sense. Probably did. Probably for herself. A middle school nurse in Florida is accused of stealing atarol from students pill bottles and replace them with aspirin and the leave. Parents knew something was up and they noticed changes in their kids' behavior. There's been a big adderol shortage for a while now, but not for this lady. a middle school nurse in Florida is facing charges for stealing it from children.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Her name is Michaela. She's 27. She lives in the town of Niceville on the Florida Panhandle. She just started working. What's up? Ironic. Niceville. Working at the school in July.
Starting point is 00:03:43 All the kids' medications were kept in a locked medicine cabinet. So she'd go in, take some Adderall out, replace it with things like aspirin or leave, depending on what the pills look like. In September, a girl noticed her Adderall pills didn't look right. Then her mom and several other parents started noticing changes in the kids' behavior. The school eventually realized there were over 100 pills on a lot. accounted for. Wow. It does say they don't know if she was taking them or selling them. Maybe with that many both. I'm just speculating. Yeah, maybe, but there has been a shortage for sure. So, yeah,
Starting point is 00:04:08 and that means she's not able to get hers. Yeah, I don't know. That means, yes. I would have, or mark them up for more. But let's not steal them from the kids, you know. She's facing charges of grand theft of a controlled substance, failing to keep narcotics records and five counts of child maltreatment. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that final one. child maltreatment. You never want that on your record. No. If I was one of those parents, I'd be so mad. I mean, it's Adderall, but still, when you're taking something
Starting point is 00:04:36 that consistently, like a stimulant and you're it like all, you can't just like stop taking it. Like you need a doctor to wean you off and stuff. And like, that's, she's messing with man, home life. Do not. Mm-mm. Their behavior at home? No. Not that home life.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I be so mad. So I had to say they'd discover why people get more colds in the winter. And I have always thought, still believe that this is a part of it too. We're inside a lot more, so we're always around folks. When it's warmer, we are outside more just randomly doing things. Inside malls, houses, schools, everybody's inside when it gets colder. Now they say, though, researchers say that dropping the temperature inside the nose by just nine degrees kills off almost half of the germ-fighting cells. They are challenging my theory. And you know what? I don't have time for this. My theory
Starting point is 00:05:28 As a doctor published in the journal of bybones.com says it's people being inside. One of my doctors said that he never turns the heater on because that'll get you sick. Like, never. Even if it's really cold in the car, he's like, never turn the car heater on, never turn the house heater on because that heat does what they just said. Like, that's exactly what he said, that it kills those germ fighting germs or whatever. Would you also say that I'm your doctor? You are. You're one of my doctors. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Honorary, doctor. but I can sign it. Sign what? Anything, doctor. You can't sign my prescription. Let's see. I guess physically you can't. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:06:06 A short man are more narcissistic and have psychopathic tendencies. There he is. A new study says that short men develop psychologically formidable traits. The study involved hundreds of men who were asked questions on the dark triad of psychopathic tendencies. Researchers say that appearing more powerful may turn and affect others' perceptions of height. So if Ray Mundo wanted to be like, okay, I'm sure. short, but I got to do things to show people I'm not weak. I'm going to murder some people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Or take over a country. Yeah, I'm the next Jeffrey Dahmer. You got me. You know, I wanted to bring that up from. I'm glad you said Jeffrey Dahmer. What do you want to bring out? It reminds me about something with Morgan. I'm going to tell the story. Then I'm going to give what I think is the correct feedback on this. But Morgan, Ray brought up Jeffrey Dahmer. I know you have a Jeffrey Dahmer story. You go ahead. So a guy messaged me on a dating app, and I could tell he was using a lot of humor and I was, okay, that when we were messaging on the dating app. But he also started the conversation with, I think I love you.
Starting point is 00:07:05 So like just, I think using a lot of humor to match with me. And I was just kind of letting it slide. But then he asked for my number and I gave it to him. And the first thing that he texts me is, hey, it's Jeffrey Dahmer. And then his follow-up was, JK, it's blank. I didn't even respond because, one, I didn't know how to respond. I laugh at a lot of things. I think a lot of things are funny.
Starting point is 00:07:28 And I think there's a lot of ways you can approach a situation. This is not one of them. Hey, it's Jeffrey Dahmer. Of all the people you could have chosen. He was being fun. That is kind of funny. Is it, though? Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I'm going to say, well, it's humor. I understand the attempt of humor. Because Ray just made a Jeffrey Dahmer joke. Yeah, that's right. Like if OJ Simpson was big right now, you text someone, hey, it's me, OJ Simpson. Like, that's funny. JK, JK, JK, JK, JK. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I think probably because the show was so big. He's now what people associate with crazy psycho killer, which he is and was. Oh, yeah. But I don't think that's a reason not to talk with them. I missed a joke. Man, if girls never talk to me because I miss joke, well, they didn't talk to me, but it wasn't because of misjokes. But if it was because of misjokes, I would have never got married.
Starting point is 00:08:11 My wife would have never married me. I miss so many jokes. Just fell flat. You don't like him, or was that a reason for you to go, you know, I don't like him anyway? No, I hadn't even met him yet. But like, if you're going to choose somebody to pretend to be, you're going to choose a psycho killer. That's funny. And his joke was, it's me, the psycho killer.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Just kidding, I'm not a psycho killer. Listen, I don't know you well enough to know if that's a joke or not yet. And quite frankly, if you're going to like say that, then I'm just going to believe what you say. Amy, what do you think? I think she's overreacting. Yeah, lighten up. I mean, you could see where it goes. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:08:44 But, yeah, I guess the guys are convincing me that it's not that bad. But still. It's just a bad joke. Yeah, but girls, we don't want to. That's a killer. That's why I said JKJK. I know. Quickly, too.
Starting point is 00:08:56 I mean, hey, you can't be J.K. And also, Jeffrey Dahmer's not alive, so you know it wasn't him. There was no confusion. Ray, what do you think about that text? It's on a lot of different levels. He was trying to show you that he's into pop culture. He likes watching streaming services. He listens to the Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:09:14 There's a lot in that, and yes, he is joking about a killer, but the guy's dead, so he just wanted to see if maybe if you're a psychopath, are you going to be weirded out by him saying that? Yes, I was weirded out. None of that made sense. like him saying, hey, it's Ted Bundy. Like, what? That's different. No, why is it different?
Starting point is 00:09:30 No, no, it's different because he did different stuff. That's the same thing. No, but he knows what Dahmer did. Yeah, he ate people. Yeah. But he murdered them. Was it just women? No, it was, no.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Right, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter, but they're both psych-cullers. And he's trying to date, not a good, that's not, hey. But I think they both are psycho-killers. He can still meet people at the club and then take them and drug them and kill them. I'm not saying one's better than the other. What I'm saying is one is more about dating than the other one. if either one come across
Starting point is 00:09:56 I'd be like okay lame atempty humor but I'm not gonna run away from this I guess if you find out he's obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer in real life oh gosh she's got like pictures up yeah then you run guys if she ends up dating him and then she dies we're gonna feel really bad she's not gonna die no I won't I'd be like well how unlucky
Starting point is 00:10:10 was that it wasn't my fault but I just but there's like this is your first impression of somebody and that was the first impression you chose was that out of all that like you can make that check you guys are talking on the app and you saw he jokes around a lot He does.
Starting point is 00:10:25 But then he just, you know, reiterated that he doesn't have a lot of good jokes. You know, how guys have the cute crazy scale or whatever. Like, is he, what's his scale? Is it worth it? I don't think so, no. A cute psycho scale? No. That's different.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Not versus the psychoside, no. He got to be like a 10 plus plus if we're going that far. I don't think anybody's a 10 plus plus. I know. I think you're overreacting, but it's not my life and I'm not the one that's going to get murdered. Right. Would it be a joke you would do, Buzz? I'm not too good
Starting point is 00:10:56 I wasn't too good for it long ago Yeah Maybe I wouldn't say Jeffrey Dahmer Because he wasn't a thing then But I'd have been like Yeah OJ Anything that's pop culture At the moment
Starting point is 00:11:04 A polo culture killer Hey At the moment It's Scott Peterson Ha ha ha Just kidding Oh gosh That's hilarious
Starting point is 00:11:13 That's worse than OJ Because OJ's like Okay Oh my God They're all bad See they're all bad Yes but I'm saying I'm not saying
Starting point is 00:11:21 I'm too good To make that dumb joke But at the time There's a lot people that thought OJ was innocent. Really? Yeah. At the time, and then he was proven innocent.
Starting point is 00:11:31 No, he wasn't proven innocent. No, no, no, no. No, he wasn't. I mean, he was voted. There's no, no, there's no voted. Hold on, hold on. You don't prove, they didn't prove innocence. He was, they found him not guilty.
Starting point is 00:11:40 There's a difference. In the court of law. Okay, so he's found not guilty in that court. And then in the civil court guilty? In the civil court, they did find him guilty. Yeah. But that's paying money. And before all that, everyone assumed he was guilty.
Starting point is 00:11:52 I mean, you could be like, Texas, hey, is this John B'Ne? This is their own? uncle that's still in hiding. Ha ha just kidding. J.K., JK. You can't do stuff like that. But if you do, it's a bad joke. Because you kind of do look like John Meney Ramsey is an older girl, older girl. Doesn't she? Who Morgan? Yeah. She does. Wait, I do? Yeah. Do you know her? Google her? John Manny Ramsey, the girl that was killed. Well, I know her. Yeah, and like they think it could be all these people. And you think I'm hurt? All those jokes are in bad taste,
Starting point is 00:12:17 but I don't think it's worth running away from. Like I could be her older sister? No, you could be her once she's grown up. She would have been like 30. She would have been like 30 now. The fact they still can't figure out who that is is unbelievable. Wait, so is the uncle a big suspect? No, I don't know. They were all the suspects, the dad, the parents. That's a crazy one. It is crazy. I was just making another like tasteless joke that you'd be like, but you wouldn't run away. Especially if you liked him. From this text or whatever, like, I mean, I think he sounds interesting. Me too. I'm up for it. You know? Let me act like you. Let me catfish him. That's the thing. What's his face?
Starting point is 00:12:54 Jeffrey Dahmer, who started this? I mean, guys were finding him interesting. He was charming. No, not Jeffrey Dahmer. The guy that said he's... I know, but you're saying this guy seems interesting. But you're comparing this guy to Jeffrey Dalmer now. No, he's not. I am just in case. It was a joke that wasn't great. It landed weirdly. I don't think you should cut somebody off for that. I'm especially sensitive to it. What? I can handle a really bad joke or like a dad joke. But like a Jeffrey Dahmer joke, apparently I can't handle. I can't handle a dad joke. You give me a pun.
Starting point is 00:13:22 I feel good about that. Well, you missed out on a great guy. Yeah, he sounds funny. He does sound funny. And the guy's up for dinner anywhere. You know? Anywhere. Anywhere.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Anything. Oh, gosh, stop. Americans will spend about 400 bucks on presents this year. Oh, yeah. For the holidays, like holiday gifts. Don't get me. I don't waste your money on me. No, you're getting something.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Who are you saying that, too? The group, everybody. Don't do like a thing where you're, because I don't want you to waste you. Are you doing that thing where girls are says, don't get me something? You're doing that thing my wife does. Yeah. I love it, bones. Hey, seriously, this year, don't get me anything.
Starting point is 00:14:00 I love it. Did you find your Keith Urban Cologne for Christmas? It's been bought. I've yet to smell it. I don't know if that's the one. What do you mean to spend it? Did you buy it? So I told my wife that I wanted the Keith Urban Cologne.
Starting point is 00:14:13 And so I did some investigating and like somebody told me, somebody that's close to Keith in his camp, said, we believe that this is the column that he wears. What's the brand? Ooh, I don't want to say that. talk to Nicole about it. Yeah, don't say because the thing is you don't want to steal someone's scent or even know they steal it. Because if somebody has
Starting point is 00:14:28 a special scent of their thing, you don't, it's almost like a name and a kid after somebody. Yes. Especially if they have it before you know it. You can't go and get it then. What? A cologne? You cannot? I don't know. Because he's known for that. Yeah, it's like, the dog peed on that tree. It's not. But it's a public. Yes, but it would
Starting point is 00:14:46 be like wearing a hat with, like, what if people start wearing Cole Swindell's hat, the one, like other artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the state, Georgia State. Yeah, whatever that is. Georgia Southern. It's like a brand. Yes, it's public and anybody can do it, but another artist shouldn't grab and wear the hat
Starting point is 00:15:02 all the time. That's Coleswendo, he kind of called it. Oh, but I didn't know a smell. Yeah, especially if it's like a specific smell. Why that Keith would be like, wow, what a compliment you want to smell like me. But you just don't tell them and you're never around them so they won't know. Right. But if it were my smell and you started wearing it, I'd be pissed. I'd be like, you can't do that. I agree with you. I agree with you.
Starting point is 00:15:18 are not like that. Yeah, they are. They are? Yeah. Huh. Yeah. Morgan, are you like that? No.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Okay, we're the two girls in here. But in all fairness, I also still can't smell anything. So somebody just hit by that. You still can't smell for COVID? That's crazy. I say kiss a goodbye. Oh my God. It's done.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I can't believe you kissed. How long now? We are over a year in three months. That is bizarre. And now I'm getting weird whiffs of things. Like potatoes have smelled like smoke and salmon to me now. Now it's just all. all kinds of messed up.
Starting point is 00:15:49 It's just nerve damage, huh? Yeah. And it's funny because I can't feel anything in there either. You can't feel in your nose? No. Your nose is one? I co-tested this morning because this thing was coming on. I'm, you know, negatory.
Starting point is 00:16:00 But I'd have it lost my taste or smell when I got a year ago or so. Yeah. And now if people are getting COVID, I think that symptoms. Different version of COVID. Well, if I was wearing a specific hat all the time or had a specific smell or was it and you started wearing it, I'd be like, bro, I've kind of called it. I don't own it for everybody in the world, but in our group, this is my smell.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I agree. Completely agree with you. But with this Keith Urban one, it's crazy because no one really knows, but check this out. So my wife goes to the store, and she just straights up, ask the lady, like, hey,
Starting point is 00:16:29 my husband wants the Keith Urban Cologne, the one he wears. And this sales lady says, I am 80% sure this is the one because a lot of people come in here asking that. I thought you asked somebody in his camp. She didn't. So that's what led us to that store.
Starting point is 00:16:43 And then my wife, because I think it had like six different versions of colognes. And the lady said, Yeah, people come in here all the time asking for the Keith Urban Cologne, and we are 80% sure this is the one. So she bought it. Why didn't she just ask me about to text to Keith? I mean, what clone do you wear? He's not, I don't want him to tell.
Starting point is 00:16:57 I don't want to get Keith involved. You know what I mean? Like you said. I don't want to say, hey, man, you know, Eddie, you know, he's trying to steal your smell. Like, nah, we don't let's not do that. But he wouldn't care. I don't think he would care because you're not in his group. You don't hang out with them.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Man, but if he came, if I knew he was coming, I'd spray it on heavy, heavy. So we'd be like, what's up, Keith. A mom who tattooed her eyeballs Blue and Purple admits she's losing her sight. What did she think was going to happen? If you tattoo your eyes. But people do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:23 A mama 5 admitted she regrets not listening to her 7-year-old daughters. Warning, she could go blind if she got her eyeballs tattooed because now she's losing her sight. It's the white stuff. That's just, oh, I can't even look at that. She had 7-year-olds telling her that. A woman sues Apple claiming
Starting point is 00:17:36 her exes used to air-tag to track them. Apple is at the focus of a class. action suit centered on two women suing the company, alleging their air tags are unreasonably dangerous products that can be used by stalkers. Now though if there's an air tag with you, it shows. Even if there's one following you, it comes up on your phone. It goes, you know, you're not allowed you being followed?
Starting point is 00:17:54 I guess the problem is if they don't have an Apple product. Oh, yeah. Let's say they're an Android person or they don't have a phone. Or it's dead and you put an air tag in, they'll have no way to know. Dang, that's true. So that part is, I guess, true. Oof.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Lunchbox is sick. So he will be back tomorrow, Friday, Monday. What happened, Morgan, so Lunchbox kicked you guys off of a, what were you doing? I heard this from you and Abby, but what's this real story? Okay, so Abby and I were recording the best bits. It was this weekend. We came up on a day that we were not working and we were in the office. We weren't even in the studio.
Starting point is 00:18:32 We were in your office recording the podcast. And we're in there. We're probably 25 minutes into recording. And he just opens the door. And he was like, I have one liner. I got to record. And I was like, really? How did you come up here at the same time we are and we're in this room right now and you're interrupting our podcast?
Starting point is 00:18:50 I reluctantly was like, okay, you can record your one liner that you need to do. You need to get out of here. He comes over and he barely so much as touches the computer. The whole computer shuts off. So I'd erase your podcast? Erased 25 minutes of the podcast that we did. Oh, my gosh. First of all, he doesn't, he can't kick you off that.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I guess he did. I was trying to be nice because I was like, okay, you have one sentence. to record and you need to do it in here. But I'm like really of all the times that you could come in and do this and like demand to do that and then you mess up our entire podcast that we had recorded. So Abby and I had to start over again on our day off to do this. I'd be doubly annoyed one that he raced everything. But two that he just would like get off the computer.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I need to use it. No, wait to your turn. We're up here at a time we're not supposed to be working. Yep. What would he say if he were here though? What would his reaction be? Because he's not here to defend himself. so you be him and beat him as devil's advocate.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Well, I only had one liner to do. It was just one, so why couldn't I use the computer? Probably. It's not my fault that the computer messed up. Our stuff's faulty in here. But why did you think you had the right to kick them off of something? It was one liner. I mean, no one listens to Morgan's podcast anyway. But that doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:20:04 You know he would say that. I know. I'm sorry that happened. Yeah. It's okay. Your dog was eating a dead bird in your living room? Oh. I thought she was chewing on her bone. She, that's where in the living room on my rug is normally where she chews on her bones.
Starting point is 00:20:18 And we're all in there. Stevenson, Stevenson had a friend over and that friend's mom were chilling. And I see that it is a bird. I mean, she had had it in there for, I don't even know how long because we had her outside and then she came in. And I scream the loudest. I think I have ever screamed in my entire life. I scared my son.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And then I ran away. I couldn't look at it. it because I didn't want to see if it was a cardinal or not. Oh, the dog's eating your mom. Yeah. So I just, so then Stevenson and the friend's mom, they sort of handled the situation for me because I couldn't. Your guest handled the situation for you?
Starting point is 00:20:58 Couldn't do it. Yeah. That bird probably touched all kind of stuff in your house. Oh, I mean, I disinfected the whole living room. Like, I was spraying everything. I don't even know. I mean, I know that we had recently let her out, so I know when she brought it in. But the fact that she was right there in front of us chewing on it, and I thought it was a bone.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Oh, my gosh. We almost lost our house to a Christmas tree fire. What? Well, so what happened was Ella, speaking to dogs, she's now chewing on things a little bit, which is weird because she's now like older. It's like two years old now, I think. And so she was chewing on the plug where the Christmas tree lights plug in. Oh, my goodness. And nobody noticed there's stuff everywhere.
Starting point is 00:21:41 but I look down and there's all this plastic from the power outlet she had chewed and I see that the it's exposed the wires and so I'm like I still haven't figured it out and I touch it and spark has come out oh did you get electrocuted or no just sparks came out but did not get electrocuted so pull the thing out I got a towel and pull the thing out and luckily that was just an extension cord so I put another so our light still work
Starting point is 00:22:09 but if she'd have bumped that and the spark I mean it would count the tree on fire oh for sure 100%. How are you going to keep her from doing it now? No, we just hope she doesn't again. Just hope and pray. Sometimes that works. I said to her, hey, please don't do that again. You can try to put chili powder on there.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Yeah, we're okay. She usually doesn't chew stuff like. I don't know what was up. But you can go to my Instagram story if you want to see our tree. It's about. It's nice. 13 feet tall. Dang.
Starting point is 00:22:33 That's awesome. Yeah. A real one. Yeah. It's awesome. I don't know. It could be taller. You can look at it.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I don't know how tall. I could be taller than that. I don't know. It's just chilling out a living room. It's big. It's lit up. It's awesome. Christmas time's here.
Starting point is 00:22:43 The spirit, all that stuff, you know? Beautiful. The spirit's here. Eddie, the Laker Bones, your basketball team. Sorry, guys. I got bad news. What's up? We are no longer undefeated.
Starting point is 00:22:52 This is a tough one to talk about. It's tough because I wanted to go undefeated. And this weekend, we played on Saturday, and I wasn't able to be there. We had to be in Vegas for our show at the win. And Kevin, who works here, in the back office, he's the assistant coach. So it was all on him. Like, all right, you're in charge, bud.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Like, you're going to do the practice. You're going to do the game. And good luck. Man, we lost 40 to 2. 40 to 2. Do you hear Ray laughing to the wall? That's so sad. Why did you laugh?
Starting point is 00:23:29 Usually when we would beat schools like that, I mean, they barely had even a basketball program. These kids hadn't even seen a basketball before. That's when I would crush teams. I thought you guys were like some high-flying team. We're good. We're so good. I honestly, Kevin, so we kept kind of talking back and forth. Why do you keep blaming Kevin?
Starting point is 00:23:46 Well, because he was the coach at the time. And I wasn't there. So I'm trying to like Kevin. Send me videos. Like, what's going on? Like, give me the update. And he basically just says this team is on a whole different level. Like a whole different level.
Starting point is 00:23:58 They're like a D-League NBA team. Are they older? No, they were younger. They were younger, but these kids were dribbling between their legs. They were running plays. They were just, they've been playing, I guess. He said what he described, looks like they've been playing for years together. And the head coach of that team is one of the organizers.
Starting point is 00:24:18 So he's like, dude, I really don't know what's going on here, but that team does not belong on our league, on our level. And so I- Would you have one if you were coaching? I feel like I would have corrected maybe a little more. Here's the thing with Kevin. He's not a dad, and it's tricky for him. I understand.
Starting point is 00:24:32 He's just a friend of mine, a coworker who's helping me out, but he doesn't have a any kids there. So he doesn't really know how to talk to the kids or he's scared that maybe if he gets a little tough with the kids, a parent will, you know, be upset. Me, I don't give a crap. That's my son. These are all his classmates. We all know each other. I'll tell him whatever I want. I'm the head coach. I'm not worried about that. Kevin is. So I feel like maybe during the game he didn't, you know. I don't know, 40 to 2 though. Give an example of like what it is that you do. 40 to 2 of those. Oh, I'm yelling. I'm yelling. I'm yelling. I'll pull a kid out, talk to him one-on-one. Like you need to be doing this, whatever. Sit down for five minutes or whatever. Kevin's
Starting point is 00:25:07 probably like there's just let them play let them figure it out me I'd be like hey you have to pick them up what are you do you don't change I'll pull you out in two minutes change it now have you ever even if it's an accident cussed at them no okay no because I would do that with my kids I don't ever punch them no no I saw yeah I've seen some of the coaches man he ever uh sticking so I don't know dude it's tough I don't know whether to like make a stink to the league and be like hey, this team can't be on it because I didn't see them with my own eyes. Or tell the team like, hey, we can step it up. Learning.
Starting point is 00:25:41 That's what it is. 40 to 2. Let's go. If you don't get better, it's going to happen again next week. 40 to 2 will definitely happen again next week. That's right. Yeah, that stinks. Sorry about that, buddy.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah, so my whole hopes of going undefeated, I think. You don't want to be undefeated. Even the Eagles were like, we needed to lose once. People would stop that. That's true. They did say that. You have the Eagles. All right, we have to go.
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