The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (12-07-22)
Episode Date: December 7, 2022Bobby starts by saying how he has progressively been feeling worse over the morning. A nurse was busted taking kids' medication at school. Morgan got an interesting message on a dating app that she sh...ared with us. Bobby tells us not to get him anything for Christmas…and we feel like it’s a trap. Why two women are suing Apple for their AirTags. Why Morgan is mad at Lunchbox. Bobby almost lost his house to a Christmas tree fire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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As crazy as I just, you know, sometimes you can feel whenever a cold is coming over you, like you just feel it.
You're like, uh-oh.
Mm-hmm.
That happened to me this morning.
It kept getting worse throughout the morning where now it's like, oh, no, like it's here.
It's arrived.
It has.
It's too late for the vitamin C or whatever, the airborne.
I think that stuff you need to do for weeks and weeks and weeks to keep it.
Once it's already in, if it's viral, it's like watching somebody like Uber Eats or.
postmates when you can look and see where they are coming to your house. It's like, okay,
they're 12 minutes away. Once it's coming, you're like, well, it's coming at some point. It's going
to arrive with my delivery of sickness. So I'm just going to sit here and wait and try to be as
ready as possible. That's tough because you'll never know that in advance that you're going to need
that. That's why you've got to keep it going. It's like you just got to keep doing it.
So, but I'm here and it's almost noon we're recording this. We've been, we just recorded a deal
with for King and Country to play on Monday show.
and they're so good, you're gonna love it.
That's all.
They're so good, you're gonna love it.
And that took an hour or so,
but they did a couple songs.
But they were, there was, I mean,
I expected them to be good,
but I guess I didn't expect them to be amazing.
Yeah, they were really good.
They brought the whole band.
Yeah, they wanted to bring more.
Well, they had people playing in the hallway.
But they cut it down.
It is really cool.
So can't wait for you guys to hear that on Monday.
Well, I wanted to get to a couple things.
Number one, a nurse stole these,
kids adderol and replaced it with aspirin, a school nurse?
Did you guys see this story at all?
And I just wonder how many times that this school nurse was able to get away with it before they actually got caught.
Okay.
Oh, so she wanted that to steal it.
That makes so much sense.
Probably did. Probably for herself.
A middle school nurse in Florida is accused of stealing atarol from students pill bottles and replace them with aspirin and the leave.
Parents knew something was up and they noticed changes in their kids' behavior.
There's been a big adderol shortage for a while now, but not for this lady.
a middle school nurse in Florida is facing charges for stealing it from children.
Her name is Michaela.
She's 27.
She lives in the town of Niceville on the Florida Panhandle.
She just started working.
What's up?
Ironic.
Niceville.
Working at the school in July.
All the kids' medications were kept in a locked medicine cabinet.
So she'd go in, take some Adderall out, replace it with things like aspirin or
leave, depending on what the pills look like.
In September, a girl noticed her Adderall pills didn't look right.
Then her mom and several other parents started noticing changes in the kids' behavior.
The school eventually realized there were over 100 pills on a lot.
accounted for. Wow. It does say they don't know if she was taking them or selling them. Maybe with
that many both. I'm just speculating. Yeah, maybe, but there has been a shortage for sure. So, yeah,
and that means she's not able to get hers. Yeah, I don't know. That means, yes. I would have, or mark
them up for more. But let's not steal them from the kids, you know. She's facing charges of grand theft
of a controlled substance, failing to keep narcotics records and five counts of child
maltreatment. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that final one.
child maltreatment. You never want that on your record.
No. If I was one of those parents, I'd be so
mad. I mean, it's
Adderall, but still, when you're taking something
that consistently, like a stimulant and you're
it like all, you can't just like
stop taking it. Like you need
a doctor to wean you off and stuff.
And like, that's, she's messing with
man, home life. Do not.
Mm-mm. Their behavior at home?
No. Not that home life.
I be so mad. So I had to say they'd discover
why people get more colds in the winter.
And I have always thought,
still believe that this is a part of it too. We're inside a lot more, so we're always around folks.
When it's warmer, we are outside more just randomly doing things. Inside malls, houses,
schools, everybody's inside when it gets colder. Now they say, though, researchers say that
dropping the temperature inside the nose by just nine degrees kills off almost half of the germ-fighting
cells. They are challenging my theory. And you know what? I don't have time for this. My theory
As a doctor published in the journal of bybones.com says it's people being inside.
One of my doctors said that he never turns the heater on because that'll get you sick.
Like, never.
Even if it's really cold in the car, he's like, never turn the car heater on, never turn the house heater on because that heat does what they just said.
Like, that's exactly what he said, that it kills those germ fighting germs or whatever.
Would you also say that I'm your doctor?
You are. You're one of my doctors.
Thank you.
Honorary, doctor.
but I can sign it.
Sign what?
Anything, doctor.
You can't sign my prescription.
Let's see.
I guess physically you can't.
Let's see.
A short man are more narcissistic and have psychopathic tendencies.
There he is.
A new study says that short men develop psychologically formidable traits.
The study involved hundreds of men who were asked questions on the dark triad of psychopathic tendencies.
Researchers say that appearing more powerful may turn and affect others' perceptions of height.
So if Ray Mundo wanted to be like, okay, I'm sure.
short, but I got to do things to show people I'm not weak. I'm going to murder some people.
Yeah.
Or take over a country. Yeah, I'm the next Jeffrey Dahmer. You got me.
You know, I wanted to bring that up from. I'm glad you said Jeffrey Dahmer.
What do you want to bring out? It reminds me about something with Morgan.
I'm going to tell the story. Then I'm going to give what I think is the correct feedback on this.
But Morgan, Ray brought up Jeffrey Dahmer. I know you have a Jeffrey Dahmer story. You go ahead.
So a guy messaged me on a dating app, and I could tell he was using a lot of humor and I was, okay,
that when we were messaging on the dating app.
But he also started the conversation with, I think I love you.
So like just, I think using a lot of humor to match with me.
And I was just kind of letting it slide.
But then he asked for my number and I gave it to him.
And the first thing that he texts me is, hey, it's Jeffrey Dahmer.
And then his follow-up was, JK, it's blank.
I didn't even respond because, one, I didn't know how to respond.
I laugh at a lot of things.
I think a lot of things are funny.
And I think there's a lot of ways you can approach a situation.
This is not one of them.
Hey, it's Jeffrey Dahmer.
Of all the people you could have chosen.
He was being fun.
That is kind of funny.
Is it, though?
Yes.
I'm going to say, well, it's humor.
I understand the attempt of humor.
Because Ray just made a Jeffrey Dahmer joke.
Yeah, that's right.
Like if OJ Simpson was big right now, you text someone, hey, it's me, OJ Simpson.
Like, that's funny.
JK, JK, JK, JK, JK.
That's funny.
I think probably because the show was so big.
He's now what people associate with crazy psycho killer, which he is and was.
Oh, yeah.
But I don't think that's a reason not to talk with them.
I missed a joke.
Man, if girls never talk to me because I miss joke, well, they didn't talk to me, but it wasn't
because of misjokes.
But if it was because of misjokes, I would have never got married.
My wife would have never married me.
I miss so many jokes.
Just fell flat.
You don't like him, or was that a reason for you to go, you know, I don't like him anyway?
No, I hadn't even met him yet.
But like, if you're going to choose somebody to pretend to be, you're going to choose a psycho killer.
That's funny.
And his joke was, it's me, the psycho killer.
Just kidding, I'm not a psycho killer.
Listen, I don't know you well enough to know if that's a joke or not yet.
And quite frankly, if you're going to like say that, then I'm just going to believe what you say.
Amy, what do you think?
I think she's overreacting.
Yeah, lighten up.
I mean, you could see where it goes.
I don't like it.
But, yeah, I guess the guys are convincing me that it's not that bad.
But still.
It's just a bad joke.
Yeah, but girls, we don't want to.
That's a killer.
That's why I said JKJK.
I know.
Quickly, too.
I mean, hey, you can't be J.K.
And also, Jeffrey Dahmer's not alive, so you know it wasn't him.
There was no confusion.
Ray, what do you think about that text?
It's on a lot of different levels.
He was trying to show you that he's into pop culture.
He likes watching streaming services.
He listens to the Bobby Bone Show.
There's a lot in that, and yes, he is joking about a killer, but the guy's dead, so he just wanted
to see if maybe if you're a psychopath, are you going to be weirded out by him saying that?
Yes, I was weirded out.
None of that made sense.
like him saying, hey, it's Ted Bundy.
Like, what?
That's different.
No, why is it different?
No, no, it's different because he did different stuff.
That's the same thing.
No, but he knows what Dahmer did.
Yeah, he ate people.
Yeah.
But he murdered them.
Was it just women?
No, it was, no.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
It doesn't matter, but they're both psych-cullers.
And he's trying to date, not a good, that's not, hey.
But I think they both are psycho-killers.
He can still meet people at the club and then take them and drug them and kill them.
I'm not saying one's better than the other.
What I'm saying is one is more about dating than the other one.
if either one come across
I'd be like okay lame atempty humor
but I'm not gonna run away from this
I guess if you find out he's obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer
in real life
oh gosh she's got like pictures up yeah then you run
guys if she ends up dating him and then she dies
we're gonna feel really bad
she's not gonna die no I won't I'd be like well how unlucky
was that it wasn't my fault but I just
but there's like
this is your first impression of somebody
and that was the first impression you chose
was that out of all that like you can make that check
you guys are talking on the app
and you saw he jokes around a lot
He does.
But then he just, you know, reiterated that he doesn't have a lot of good jokes.
You know, how guys have the cute crazy scale or whatever.
Like, is he, what's his scale?
Is it worth it?
I don't think so, no.
A cute psycho scale?
No.
That's different.
Not versus the psychoside, no.
He got to be like a 10 plus plus if we're going that far.
I don't think anybody's a 10 plus plus.
I know.
I think you're overreacting, but it's not my life and I'm not the one that's going to get murdered.
Right.
Would it be a joke you would do, Buzz?
I'm not too good
I wasn't too good for it long ago
Yeah
Maybe I wouldn't say Jeffrey Dahmer
Because he wasn't a thing then
But I'd have been like
Yeah OJ
Anything that's pop culture
At the moment
A polo culture killer
Hey
At the moment
It's Scott Peterson
Ha ha ha
Just kidding
Oh gosh
That's hilarious
That's worse than OJ
Because OJ's like
Okay
Oh my God
They're all bad
See they're all bad
Yes but I'm saying
I'm not saying
I'm too good
To make that dumb joke
But at the time
There's a lot
people that thought OJ was innocent.
Really?
Yeah.
At the time, and then he was proven innocent.
No, he wasn't proven innocent.
No, no, no, no.
No, he wasn't.
I mean, he was voted.
There's no, no, there's no voted.
Hold on, hold on.
You don't prove, they didn't prove innocence.
He was, they found him not guilty.
There's a difference.
In the court of law.
Okay, so he's found not guilty in that court.
And then in the civil court guilty?
In the civil court, they did find him guilty.
Yeah.
But that's paying money.
And before all that, everyone assumed he was guilty.
I mean, you could be like,
Texas, hey, is this John B'Ne?
This is their own?
uncle that's still in hiding. Ha ha just kidding. J.K., JK. You can't do stuff like that. But if you do,
it's a bad joke. Because you kind of do look like John Meney Ramsey is an older girl,
older girl. Doesn't she? Who Morgan? Yeah. She does. Wait, I do? Yeah. Do you know her?
Google her? John Manny Ramsey, the girl that was killed. Well, I know her. Yeah, and like they
think it could be all these people. And you think I'm hurt? All those jokes are in bad taste,
but I don't think it's worth running away from. Like I could be her older sister?
No, you could be her once she's grown up. She would have been like 30. She would have been
like 30 now. The fact they still can't figure out who that is is unbelievable.
Wait, so is the uncle a big suspect? No, I don't know. They were all the suspects, the dad,
the parents. That's a crazy one. It is crazy. I was just making another like tasteless joke
that you'd be like, but you wouldn't run away. Especially if you liked him. From this text
or whatever, like, I mean, I think he sounds interesting. Me too. I'm up for it. You know?
Let me act like you. Let me catfish him. That's the thing. What's his face?
Jeffrey Dahmer, who started this? I mean, guys were finding him interesting. He was charming.
No, not Jeffrey Dahmer. The guy that said he's...
I know, but you're saying this guy seems interesting. But you're comparing this guy to Jeffrey
Dalmer now. No, he's not.
I am just in case. It was a joke that wasn't great. It landed weirdly.
I don't think you should cut somebody off for that. I'm especially sensitive to it. What?
I can handle a really bad joke or like a dad joke. But like a Jeffrey
Dahmer joke, apparently I can't handle. I can't handle a dad joke. You give me a pun.
I feel good about that.
Well, you missed out on a great guy.
Yeah, he sounds funny.
He does sound funny.
And the guy's up for dinner anywhere.
You know?
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Anything.
Oh, gosh, stop.
Americans will spend about 400 bucks on presents this year.
Oh, yeah.
For the holidays, like holiday gifts.
Don't get me.
I don't waste your money on me.
No, you're getting something.
Who are you saying that, too?
The group, everybody.
Don't do like a thing where you're, because I don't want you to waste you.
Are you doing that thing where girls are says, don't get me something?
You're doing that thing my wife does.
Yeah.
I love it, bones.
Hey, seriously, this year, don't get me anything.
I love it.
Did you find your Keith Urban Cologne for Christmas?
It's been bought.
I've yet to smell it.
I don't know if that's the one.
What do you mean to spend it?
Did you buy it?
So I told my wife that I wanted the Keith Urban Cologne.
And so I did some investigating and like somebody told me,
somebody that's close to Keith in his camp,
said, we believe that this is the column that he wears.
What's the brand?
Ooh, I don't want to say that.
talk to Nicole about it. Yeah, don't say because
the thing is you don't want to steal someone's scent
or even know they steal it. Because if somebody has
a special scent of their thing, you don't, it's
almost like a name
and a kid after somebody. Yes.
Especially if they have it before you know it. You can't go and get
it then. What? A cologne?
You cannot? I don't know. Because he's known for that.
Yeah, it's like, the dog peed on that tree.
It's not. But it's a public. Yes, but it would
be like
wearing a hat with, like, what if people
start wearing Cole Swindell's hat, the one, like
other artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
state, Georgia State. Yeah, whatever that is.
Georgia Southern. It's like a brand.
Yes, it's public and anybody can do it,
but another artist shouldn't grab and wear the hat
all the time. That's Coleswendo, he kind of called it.
Oh, but I didn't know a smell.
Yeah, especially if it's like a specific
smell. Why that Keith would be like, wow, what a compliment
you want to smell like me. But you just don't tell them
and you're never around them so they won't know. Right. But if it were
my smell and you started wearing it, I'd be pissed.
I'd be like, you can't do that. I agree with you. I agree with you.
are not like that.
Yeah, they are.
They are?
Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah.
Morgan, are you like that?
No.
Okay, we're the two girls in here.
But in all fairness, I also still can't smell anything.
So somebody just hit by that.
You still can't smell for COVID?
That's crazy.
I say kiss a goodbye.
Oh my God.
It's done.
I can't believe you kissed.
How long now?
We are over a year in three months.
That is bizarre.
And now I'm getting weird whiffs of things.
Like potatoes have smelled like smoke and salmon to me now.
Now it's just all.
all kinds of messed up.
It's just nerve damage, huh?
Yeah.
And it's funny because I can't feel anything in there either.
You can't feel in your nose?
No.
Your nose is one?
I co-tested this morning because this thing was coming on.
I'm, you know, negatory.
But I'd have it lost my taste or smell when I got a year ago or so.
Yeah.
And now if people are getting COVID, I think that symptoms.
Different version of COVID.
Well, if I was wearing a specific hat all the time or had a specific smell or was
it and you started wearing it, I'd be like, bro, I've kind of called it.
I don't own it for everybody in the world, but in our group,
this is my smell.
I agree.
Completely agree with you.
But with this Keith Urban one,
it's crazy because no one really knows,
but check this out.
So my wife goes to the store,
and she just straights up,
ask the lady, like, hey,
my husband wants the Keith Urban Cologne,
the one he wears.
And this sales lady says,
I am 80% sure this is the one
because a lot of people come in here asking that.
I thought you asked somebody in his camp.
She didn't.
So that's what led us to that store.
And then my wife,
because I think it had like six different versions of colognes.
And the lady said,
Yeah, people come in here all the time asking for the Keith Urban Cologne, and we are 80% sure this is the one.
So she bought it.
Why didn't she just ask me about to text to Keith?
I mean, what clone do you wear?
He's not, I don't want him to tell.
I don't want to get Keith involved.
You know what I mean?
Like you said.
I don't want to say, hey, man, you know, Eddie, you know, he's trying to steal your smell.
Like, nah, we don't let's not do that.
But he wouldn't care.
I don't think he would care because you're not in his group.
You don't hang out with them.
Man, but if he came, if I knew he was coming, I'd spray it on heavy, heavy.
So we'd be like, what's up, Keith.
A mom who tattooed her eyeballs
Blue and Purple admits she's losing her sight.
What did she think was going to happen?
If you tattoo your eyes.
But people do that.
Yeah.
A mama 5 admitted she regrets not listening
to her 7-year-old daughters.
Warning, she could go blind if she got her eyeballs tattooed
because now she's losing her sight.
It's the white stuff.
That's just, oh, I can't even look at that.
She had 7-year-olds telling her that.
A woman sues Apple claiming
her exes used to air-tag to track them.
Apple is at the focus of a class.
action suit centered on two women suing the company,
alleging their air tags are unreasonably dangerous products
that can be used by stalkers.
Now though if there's an air tag with you, it shows.
Even if there's one following you, it comes up on your phone.
It goes, you know, you're not allowed you being followed?
I guess the problem is if they don't have an Apple product.
Oh, yeah.
Let's say they're an Android person or they don't have a phone.
Or it's dead and you put an air tag in,
they'll have no way to know.
Dang, that's true.
So that part is, I guess, true.
Oof.
Lunchbox is sick.
So he will be back tomorrow, Friday, Monday.
What happened, Morgan, so Lunchbox kicked you guys off of a, what were you doing?
I heard this from you and Abby, but what's this real story?
Okay, so Abby and I were recording the best bits.
It was this weekend.
We came up on a day that we were not working and we were in the office.
We weren't even in the studio.
We were in your office recording the podcast.
And we're in there.
We're probably 25 minutes into recording.
And he just opens the door.
And he was like, I have one liner.
I got to record.
And I was like, really?
How did you come up here at the same time we are and we're in this room right now and you're interrupting our podcast?
I reluctantly was like, okay, you can record your one liner that you need to do.
You need to get out of here.
He comes over and he barely so much as touches the computer.
The whole computer shuts off.
So I'd erase your podcast?
Erased 25 minutes of the podcast that we did.
Oh, my gosh.
First of all, he doesn't, he can't kick you off that.
I guess he did.
I was trying to be nice because I was like, okay, you have one sentence.
to record and you need to do it in here.
But I'm like really of all the times that you could come in and do this and like demand to do that
and then you mess up our entire podcast that we had recorded.
So Abby and I had to start over again on our day off to do this.
I'd be doubly annoyed one that he raced everything.
But two that he just would like get off the computer.
I need to use it.
No, wait to your turn.
We're up here at a time we're not supposed to be working.
Yep.
What would he say if he were here though?
What would his reaction be?
Because he's not here to defend himself.
so you be him and beat him as devil's advocate.
Well, I only had one liner to do.
It was just one, so why couldn't I use the computer?
Probably. It's not my fault that the computer messed up.
Our stuff's faulty in here.
But why did you think you had the right to kick them off of something?
It was one liner.
I mean, no one listens to Morgan's podcast anyway.
But that doesn't matter.
You know he would say that.
I know. I'm sorry that happened.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Your dog was eating a dead bird in your living room?
Oh.
I thought she was chewing on her bone.
She, that's where in the living room on my rug is normally where she chews on her bones.
And we're all in there.
Stevenson, Stevenson had a friend over and that friend's mom were chilling.
And I see that it is a bird.
I mean, she had had it in there for, I don't even know how long because we had her
outside and then she came in.
And I scream the loudest.
I think I have ever screamed in my entire life.
I scared my son.
And then I ran away.
I couldn't look at it.
it because I didn't want to see if it was a cardinal or not.
Oh, the dog's eating your mom.
Yeah.
So I just, so then Stevenson and the friend's mom, they sort of handled the situation
for me because I couldn't.
Your guest handled the situation for you?
Couldn't do it.
Yeah.
That bird probably touched all kind of stuff in your house.
Oh, I mean, I disinfected the whole living room.
Like, I was spraying everything.
I don't even know.
I mean, I know that we had recently let her out, so I know when she brought it in.
But the fact that she was right there in front of us chewing on it, and I thought it was a bone.
Oh, my gosh.
We almost lost our house to a Christmas tree fire.
What?
Well, so what happened was Ella, speaking to dogs, she's now chewing on things a little bit, which is weird because she's now like older.
It's like two years old now, I think.
And so she was chewing on the plug where the Christmas tree lights plug in.
Oh, my goodness.
And nobody noticed there's stuff everywhere.
but I look down and there's all this plastic from the power outlet she had chewed
and I see that the
it's exposed the wires
and so I'm like I still haven't figured it out and I touch it and spark has come out
oh did you get electrocuted or no just sparks came out but did not get electrocuted
so pull the thing out I got a towel and pull the thing out
and luckily that was just an extension cord
so I put another so our light still work
but if she'd have bumped that and the spark I mean it would count the tree on fire
oh for sure 100%.
How are you going to keep her from doing it now?
No, we just hope she doesn't again.
Just hope and pray.
Sometimes that works.
I said to her, hey, please don't do that again.
You can try to put chili powder on there.
Yeah, we're okay.
She usually doesn't chew stuff like.
I don't know what was up.
But you can go to my Instagram story if you want to see our tree.
It's about.
It's nice.
13 feet tall.
Dang.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
A real one.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
I don't know.
It could be taller.
You can look at it.
I don't know how tall.
I could be taller than that.
I don't know.
It's just chilling out a living room.
It's big.
It's lit up.
It's awesome.
Christmas time's here.
The spirit, all that stuff, you know?
Beautiful.
The spirit's here.
Eddie, the Laker Bones, your basketball team.
Sorry, guys.
I got bad news.
What's up?
We are no longer undefeated.
This is a tough one to talk about.
It's tough because I wanted to go undefeated.
And this weekend, we played on Saturday, and I wasn't able to be there.
We had to be in Vegas for our show at the win.
And Kevin, who works here,
in the back office, he's the assistant coach.
So it was all on him.
Like, all right, you're in charge, bud.
Like, you're going to do the practice.
You're going to do the game.
And good luck.
Man, we lost 40 to 2.
40 to 2.
Do you hear Ray laughing to the wall?
That's so sad.
Why did you laugh?
Usually when we would beat schools like that,
I mean, they barely had even a basketball program.
These kids hadn't even seen a basketball before.
That's when I would crush teams.
I thought you guys were like some high-flying team.
We're good. We're so good.
I honestly, Kevin, so we kept kind of talking back and forth.
Why do you keep blaming Kevin?
Well, because he was the coach at the time.
And I wasn't there.
So I'm trying to like Kevin.
Send me videos.
Like, what's going on?
Like, give me the update.
And he basically just says this team is on a whole different level.
Like a whole different level.
They're like a D-League NBA team.
Are they older?
No, they were younger.
They were younger, but these kids were dribbling between their legs.
They were running plays.
They were just, they've been playing, I guess.
He said what he described, looks like they've been playing for years together.
And the head coach of that team is one of the organizers.
So he's like, dude, I really don't know what's going on here, but that team does not
belong on our league, on our level.
And so I-
Would you have one if you were coaching?
I feel like I would have corrected maybe a little more.
Here's the thing with Kevin.
He's not a dad, and it's tricky for him.
I understand.
He's just a friend of mine, a coworker who's helping me out, but he doesn't have a
any kids there. So he doesn't really know how to talk to the kids or he's scared that maybe
if he gets a little tough with the kids, a parent will, you know, be upset. Me, I don't give a crap.
That's my son. These are all his classmates. We all know each other. I'll tell him whatever I want.
I'm the head coach. I'm not worried about that. Kevin is. So I feel like maybe during the game
he didn't, you know. I don't know, 40 to 2 though. Give an example of like what it is that you do.
40 to 2 of those. Oh, I'm yelling. I'm yelling. I'm yelling. I'll pull a kid out, talk to him one-on-one.
Like you need to be doing this, whatever. Sit down for five minutes or whatever. Kevin's
probably like there's just let them play let them figure it out me I'd be like hey you have to
pick them up what are you do you don't change I'll pull you out in two minutes change it now have you
ever even if it's an accident cussed at them no okay no because I would do that with my kids I don't
ever punch them no no I saw yeah I've seen some of the coaches man he ever uh sticking so I don't know
dude it's tough I don't know whether to like make a stink to the league and be like
hey, this team can't be on it because I didn't see them with my own eyes.
Or tell the team like, hey, we can step it up.
Learning.
That's what it is.
40 to 2.
Let's go.
If you don't get better, it's going to happen again next week.
40 to 2 will definitely happen again next week.
That's right.
Yeah, that stinks.
Sorry about that, buddy.
Yeah, so my whole hopes of going undefeated, I think.
You don't want to be undefeated.
Even the Eagles were like, we needed to lose once.
People would stop that.
That's true.
They did say that.
You have the Eagles.
All right, we have to go.
Thank you all.
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