The Bobby Bones Show - Weds Post Show (4-17-24)
Episode Date: April 17, 2024Bobby talks about an elephant that escaped in Montana and was running wild. Bobby talks about feeling more sorry for animals than humans in TV shows and movies. We get Movie Mike’s thoughts on For K...ing + Country’s new movie coming out next week. Bobby talks about the news of a kid who was suspended for bringing a bag of chips to school and a former morgue manager who was busted selling body parts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
A couple things.
An elephant was running loose in Butte, Montana yesterday,
because it escaped a traveling circus that was in town.
Imagine you're just driving down the road and you see an elephant.
You're like, am I drunk? What's happening?
If you don't know there's an elephant that's escaped and there's no reason an elephant should be in town
and you see an elephant running wild, just by itself, even just walking.
That'd be crazy.
Really crazy.
Yeah.
Like what did I?
What was put into my drink?
But an elephant was running loose on like one of the big avenues.
Like what in the street?
They had to close the streets down.
They got it back and they put it back in the Civic Center, which is where the circus was.
No injury. Thankfully, KBZK. That elephant, I feel, listen, I don't like it when animals are held and traveled around in circuses.
But I'm at least glad this one got back. But it's in the middle of traffic. It's in the highway, in the middle of traffic, there's an elephant.
It's hilarious. It's walking by a casino sign.
I was trying to make money.
You imagine how the guy fell who left the door open?
Can you imagine how the elephant feels?
Well, yeah.
They won't even let me the casino. He didn't have an ID.
I'm not an elephant, though.
I associate more with a guy who left the gate open.
How's he feeling?
I associate more with the person who wants to get in a gamble but forgot his ID.
Yeah, that sucks.
That's a big elephant.
That's a big elephant.
I guess most are.
But I hate that elephant gets traveled around.
There are shows.
We're watching Overkill.
Supershot.
You're speaking a different language right now.
Bull it.
Bullet man.
Not helping.
What's it called?
Mike?
Fallout. We just finished fallout on Amazon Prime.
And my wife is going to recommend it.
She was like, we should watch Fall Out.
It has the girl, she plays Lucy in Fallout, but she was in yellow jackets,
the show where they end up the plane crashes.
Yeah.
She's the one that dies.
I mean, it's all weird, but whatever.
So she is living in a vault because the world had nuclear war,
and some people got to go live in a vault.
and then she comes out and she's in the world now
and it's like not nice to live in.
It's gross.
Baby Billy's in it.
He plays a big character in it.
Baby Billy.
He doesn't play Baby Billy,
but he's awesome.
So the whole...
From Righteous Jim's time.
Yeah, baby Billy.
The whole show is like...
The earth is a wasteland
and it's based off the video game,
never play the video game,
so I don't have any relationship with
how true it is to the video game.
But there's a dog in the show
that somebody has.
And I care more about that stupid dog
than I do any character.
There's a show called Sugar that we,
it comes out every week.
I hate shows like that.
Oh, is that with Colin Farrell.
That's great.
Colin Farrell.
It's great.
Yeah, I want to see that one.
Wait, let it finish a few more weeks
and you can just watch it on your own time.
He's a detective?
Private eye.
Private investigator.
Current times, but looks old school.
I thought it was like from the 40s.
He dresses like that, though.
Okay, cool.
But there's a dog in it.
And all I do is worry about the dog.
And so I spend all this energy.
Humans are getting shot.
Ah, da, da, da, da, da.
Characters are dying, and I'm like, just don't get the dog.
She's like, that was a kid that just died.
If they get the dog, no.
So I say, uh, Will Smith.
Pursuit of happiness.
Legend or legend.
I am legend.
I am legend.
The dog.
Yeah.
Although Pursuit of Happiness, whatever that was called, when he held his foot against the door.
So they wouldn't come.
For me, that was the kid.
Oh.
That was a tough one.
And him.
That was a tough one.
But he persevered.
Did he?
Spoiler.
Hey.
Oh, my good.
Guys.
It's over 10 years old.
Sugar has 81% I guess,
critic,
a little lower on the audience score,
but I like it.
And I'm not a big Colin Farrell guy.
But pretty good-looking guy.
He's Irish.
And he is not as old as I thought.
I thought he'd be like 55.
He's like 48 or something.
Yeah, pretty good.
You know what gets?
You catch me in TV shows and movies?
When they mess up the house.
They're like, they get into a fight and they break stuff.
I'm like, oh my gosh, somebody's got to clean that up.
That's funny.
Every single time they make a mess.
We all have a personal connection with something that's close to us,
like something that affects us.
Eddie says he's got a bunch of kids.
The house is always a mess.
A disaster.
Mine's obviously dogs.
Like if a dog runs into a like,
ah, jumps on the dinner table and knocks a glass of it.
Oh my gosh.
Somebody's got to do that.
Amy, if they lose their medication.
She's like, I haven't lost mine.
I know, but in the movie.
You'd be worried when you were on it.
She's like, oh, God.
Yeah, no.
I'm not really going to say that.
I mean, mine's like an animal thing
or if, like, somebody is in pain.
I don't like that at all in any way, shape, or form.
If they're emotionally in pain or physically, they fall and hurt themselves,
like I don't like it.
That's like every show, though.
Yes, you don't like TV.
All these shows, people are getting shot constantly.
All the shows?
Yeah, like, I mean, yeah, all these shows like, I mean, yeah, all these shows.
I'm talking about.
Yeah.
I guess unless you're watching...
Why I'm watching Man Hunt?
I mean, that's a big one.
I don't want to give anything away, but a main character gets shot.
Okay.
Good job at not spoiling that, a piece of history.
You're welcome.
What's interesting about Man Hunt, which is the Abraham Lincoln Show, is that...
And I feel like I know a decent amount about presidents just from learning it trivia-wise, but
I didn't know John Wilkes Booth was pretty famous.
I knew he was an actor, but pretty famous.
the least famous of his famous family of actors.
Yeah.
And was known as like a really good looking guy.
But he's crazy.
He believed in what the South believed in.
So I would say that's crazy.
But I'm saying at the time,
a lot of people didn't think he was crazy
because he was just representing the thoughts
of a large part of the country
who ended up losing the war.
But he was in New York
where it was a little weirder,
even though the vote there was actually closer
than you would think.
Who was in New York?
John Wilkes Booth.
D.C., but he worked a lot in New York.
Okay.
Like he was, D.C.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, that was like the cultural hub and very close to D.C.
But also I just saw the episode where he shot something else.
And that's what I mean.
Like, I hurt for that.
Like, I'm like, what is wrong with him?
Like, why would you do that?
I've still, I've been thinking about it since I've watched the episode.
Yeah, I'll worry about people to get their feet wet and they have to keep going.
Oh, shoes.
Like war movies? War movies stress me out for that reason.
Or like walking in a creek if much kids, I was like,
oh, your feet are going to shrivel up and you're going to get cuts in them.
Yep.
It's happened to me all the time as a kid.
And so I see people like walking in a lake and the movie just goes.
They don't even dress.
They better change socks or something.
Or their feet are going to get shrivel wet and then have little cuts.
Yeah.
I'm with you on that one.
Thanks, buddy.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
The Masters of the Air, that show was stressful because they're always getting hurt.
We never felt the need to watch that.
It's good.
Yeah, I was going to ask.
Mostly because of the texture of it.
World War.
two?
Yeah.
The colors and the texture of some of those, those time periods, I don't so much mind the 1800s
because they feel a little green colorblind, so don't say I'm wrong about colors,
but in my mind, the green is like that 1800-ish type.
And then the Masters of the Year is more gray, it feels like.
Maybe part of their clothes, too.
I don't know.
I don't like that time period.
So I don't like to watch.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely hard.
To me, it was.
40s?
Where to see it?
World War II.
You got it.
Try again.
You can do it.
World War II.
So, yeah, I just, it's a little stressful how much they were in the air and things got
so intense.
But then it's like, well, this is about the flyers in the air.
So I get.
Also, what I'm like flying?
And that scares me, too.
And they're up these old airplanes.
And I'd be like, I don't even know how my airplane now works.
What about this Snoopy type thing?
It's more so like everything.
He's fighting the Red Baron.
And I'm like, Snoopy, what's up?
Don't be careful.
What's cool that I didn't know about that?
Amy, was that why they wear those leather jackets
with a furry collars?
Because it's freezing up there.
Yeah, like if they would pee their pants.
They'd warm them up?
No.
If they made it back down,
because let's just call it what it is.
I feel like every time you took off,
you have to be like, well,
I'm gonna die.
Today I die.
But then, you know, if they were lucky enough to land,
like they would go.
Like there was this one scene where they were at the clinic,
the medic was like, his clothes were like,
stuck to his body. And it was because at a certain altitude and you're getting shot at,
I would pee my pants too. Or maybe it was a long mission and you just had to go to the bathroom.
But you pee and it was so cold that it froze the pee to their skin and their clothes and they had to get it.
Doctor, like it burned their skin off. Oh, wow. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. I got fur on the groin everywhere.
Yeah. Right. You look like a rabbit.
And hippity hopping and through. No, that show was wow.
It just gives you another level of appreciation for people that put their life at risk to keep others safe because they were, you know.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Are they American in it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that's because he's British in real life.
This is the 100th bomber group. No, he's American. He's American. Isn't that, he didn't he daily?
No, he's American. Oh, Austin Butler. I'm thinking of Joe Schmo. The other guy is. Yes.
Is he in it too? When you hear them. Joe Alwin?
Mm-mm. No. I don't know that is.
I don't know the guy's name, but when you, I did hear him do it, watch him do an interview,
and all of a sudden he had an accent.
I'm like, well, that's weird.
Um, Kaelim, Calum Turner.
I don't know.
Elvis is BFF.
Yeah, because Austin Butler's my butt.
Like, we're friends.
And he's American.
He's American.
We hung out one time.
Got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you interviewed him once.
Yeah, we hung out for a little bit.
Me, Scuba, and Austin.
So, okay, my whole point with this was, I forget where we started.
But, uh, your fallout boy.
Your movie.
No, it's a TV show.
Although, Mike, I did see there on Apple Plus.
Apple Plus, I don't know which one Argyle is on now, or that movie.
And Duolip is in it in the preview.
Did you ever watch it?
Yeah, it's terrible.
Not even worked to watch it on streaming.
I was wondering why it got there so quick.
It's an Apple movie, so they put it out in theaters,
and then they waited to put it on there.
It's not good.
Nah.
Ridiculous.
That's the one with the cat in the backpack, right?
Yeah.
That looks so stupid.
It's like a lady who writes a book, and then all these things start coming true in real life.
Oh, really?
that sounds cool.
There's movies where the premise sounds good
and it completely bumbles.
Mike liked
Smallbone movie.
Unsung Hero.
Unsung Hero.
Yeah, for King and Country.
Cool.
Is that out or is that in theater?
Not yet.
Not yet.
And I wasn't going to ask him if he liked it.
We just reposted our
or we're going to repost our For King and Country episode.
I really liked those guys.
And Michael's like, I watched the movie.
And I knew they had a movie
coming out. That's why we're going to repost it. And they have a really great
live story that the movies made from their
life story. And so
again, I wasn't going to put Mike on the mic.
He'd be like, did you like it? Because if he did it, he's a pretty harsh critic on movies.
That's his job. I don't want anybody not to go watch it because Mike doesn't really like
music movies or he doesn't like movies that are
based on making your faith feel a certain way.
He doesn't mind if, you don't mind if there's messages in it. No, not at all.
But not with a, the whole purpose of this movie is to make you feel
like your faith needs to be pointed a certain direction.
Exactly. And in this one, it's all rooted in their faith, but all these things that
happened to them, it's all about the family. Faith just happens to be a part of the story.
And it's how they got over here to America. And he plays his dad, right?
Yeah.
I text him and told him that you thought it was really good and you had no reason to say it was
really good. It wasn't like, and he was super appreciative. What he said was,
because I remember I would write a book or something and I would be like, man, I've been
in this so long. I don't even know if it's any good or not and it's probably not good.
and I would expect everybody that I knew to be like,
oh, it's good, just because they had to say something.
But then I would hear from somebody that had no reason whatsoever
to even give me a review.
And they were like, hey, I read it, I thought it was real.
And that would mean a lot to me because they didn't need to say anything.
There was no expectation for them to say anything.
So I text, we have a text group called All the Bones.
Who's that?
Small Bones.
You and the Small Bones?
Yeah, those two.
Is that real?
Is that real?
those three of you guys?
Bye Bones.
Joel Smallbone, Luke Smallbone.
Hilarious.
And so I sent it over because you say that Joel's really good in it.
Oh yeah, he plays his dad, and I didn't know what to expect of him as an actor.
He's a musician, obviously.
Yeah.
But he's pretty commanding as a lead.
He said awfully kind of him to have taken the time to watch it.
And thanks for sending the text.
We just stepped into nine days until release and then some other stuff.
And he said, sending love and respect.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
And I do believe it because there's no reason for him to have said that.
unless he meant it. It's also a longer movie. It's like almost two hours.
But not two hours. It's like 150. Okay, I'm in.
I've decided when I watch a movie and it's over two hours, I'm just quitting at two hours.
And whatever happens afterward, never actually happened.
But what if it's so good? That's the end.
You never find out what happens to the family? That's the end at two hours.
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All right, scientists have made the startling discovery
of a deadly vampire bacteria
that researchers are saying want to feed on human blood.
Wow.
So, for lack of better description, bacteria is alive.
Yeah.
So it's bacteria that wants blood.
So something alive that wants blood.
Like a...
That's a vampire.
Like a leech?
Wouldn't be a bacteria.
That'd be more of an animal-ish.
No, but a leech.
But, yeah.
Like, needs blood.
So the results, the bacteria is actually attracted to the liquid part of the blood called the serum.
The deadly germs are obsessed with the syrin.
which is an amino acid
and human blood.
So what if that's what vampires
were actually attracted?
It wasn't the blood.
It was the serum.
The serum.
Interesting.
Well, too,
serum and seren are two different things.
But one's inside the other, apparently.
But this bacteria
wants blood.
Gosh, that's crazy.
That's wild.
From a Ladd Bible.
A student missing out on prom
and they were suspended
because they brought a bag of chips to school.
Did you got to see this?
No, what?
from WHIO.
Well, it's about a teacher being allergic to the chips type thing.
A local high school student will miss out on our senior prom after getting suspended over bringing a bag of corn chips to school.
So I think where the reality of this will fall, and I'll read to the story and get all the details,
is that if there was intent on bringing, if they knew and brought them anyway when they were told they weren't supposed to,
but they knew the reason why they couldn't bring them, or if they knew and they brought them to actually hurt.
hurt the teacher.
So Miami Valley Career Technical Center prohibits kids for bringing snack.
That snack because the teacher is severely allergic.
Someone gave Ali the talkie chips on the school bus.
And so she ate them.
She didn't finish the chips.
She brought the bag inside the building.
There are only two chips left.
She threw the bag away, went to class.
The school principal called her down and asked if she ate the chips.
She said, yeah, she was suspended for five days.
They didn't let her go to prom.
Yeah, I don't agree with this.
That's an accident.
If nobody was hurt and it was an accident,
it can be a learning experience
without a crazy punishment.
Yeah.
There were two chips in there.
If she was trying to hurt the teacher
and she didn't smuggling contraband chips.
It's not like she got the chips
and then like rubbed it on the teacher's desk.
Yeah, there was no intent to hurt anyone
and nobody got hurt.
There has to be something else that happened.
You know?
Because like why would that be the punishment?
That doesn't make sense.
Well, some schools have, depending on it.
It's a, what do they say?
Zero tolerance.
Yeah.
But you feel like zero tolerance even should have like one person who's not an idiot.
Dip in rational thinking.
Like we hire you to be the not idiot.
Right.
Gosh, that's tough though.
No corn chips at school?
That's what you're on?
I mean, that's hard, dude.
He can't get over the fact that you can't bring Fritos.
That's so hard.
What's even school without Fritos?
I mean, and did they list out every chip that's a corn chip?
Because I don't think my kids would know the difference.
Like, my kids would be like, no, this isn't a corn chip.
It'd just be no chips probably.
Doritos, that's a corn chip.
If that is what that story says,
That sucks.
And I get zero tolerance because you do set the precedent, anybody else who does, if they're thinking about sneaking one in.
But if the board does go and decide not to be idiots and think about it and nobody got hurt, even if it was an accident, the teacher got sick, trouble.
But if it was an accident and nobody got sick, there can be semi-trouble to keep the no tolerance, but you're going to keep them out of prom?
That's crazy.
For some talkies.
That sucks.
No popcorn either.
But you guys are missing the point.
I was thinking like corn tortillas.
Like what do you have a taco?
Corn tortillas, anything, man.
That's crazy.
No tequitos.
From inside hired wife of a morgue manager
admits to transporting stolen body parts.
So where?
That's the, doesn't matter.
That's the dark web, right?
Doesn't matter where?
Down the street or to Japan?
Why are you saying to know what's up?
The wife of a Harvard medical school's former morgue manager has pleaded guilty
to interstate transport of stolen goods.
included body parts stolen from the institution's morgue, federal prosecutors, da-da,
buying and selling human remains from the morgue in Arkansas.
Oh, from the Harvard morgue and a mortuary in Arkansas.
Boy, that's pretty far, pretty big difference.
There was an old Harvard morgue and a mortuary in Arkansas.
They were looking for anybody that had anything.
They sent PayPal like money.
Online buyers sent payments to a PayPal account.
and they would send memos
specifying
These idiot
Like, what are the memos?
Head number seven
And maybe they're using it for science
But you also know what you're doing
It's not legal
So even if it's completely clinical
And for science
And whatever reason you think is okay
You call
Or you go
Chipping in for dinner last week
You have to put that in the body
Another one put brains
No way
I swear to God
More a lot of eyes.
B-R-A-I-I-I-I-I-A-I-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.
Give up to me.
Despite the families of the victims filing a lawsuit against Harvard,
a Massachusetts judge ruled that Harvard wasn't liable for the stolen corpses.
Brahe.
Hey, why don't-
What if it's a zombie, though, just messaging, and he really was just speaking like he does.
Braids.
Give me the arms.
Why don't we mummify people anymore?
Like, I saw a guy that I went to high school with.
He went, probably work.
More work.
Dude, he went to, like,
some pyramids or something and he's posted on Facebook some pictures of mummies.
They look amazing.
You can see the person still and they died like, you know, thousands of years ago.
I don't think they mummified every person though back then.
I think what happened is the people that deserved to be preserved.
Dude, that's a slogan.
Deserved to be preserved.
That's a song.
It's something.
Like this deserves to be preserved.
Oh my gosh.
That's good.
So, but like, you know, they would, we did a fake one.
In college.
A fake mummy?
We fake mummified.
As far as like taking the brains,
you go through the nose,
you take it and you pull it out.
Like person?
Not a real one.
Oh.
It wasn't like cadaver.
But I think they didn't mummify
every single person.
And also it's a lot of work.
And so when we die,
I don't think...
It says to be done properly,
mummification is a lengthy
and expensive process.
We're just trying to get rid of folks like that.
Also, I guess when a lot of the Egyptians
became Christians,
they just stopped.
making mummies.
Oh.
Because,
oh,
because before
then they were
their gods.
Yeah,
but I don't think
every mummy was
considered to God.
I don't think
mummies were
even considered gods.
Oh, really?
Maybe they could
be considered
closer to gods
but not all of them.
King-type.
But there are still kings.
Yeah.
Today.
Okay,
because here,
look,
when you become a Christian,
it says mummification
helped some people
reach the afterlife
as they believed
that an afterlife
could only exist
if there was a form
like,
like a soul
after death.
The only way to do it
was to be
mummified. So I guess once you became a Christian, you're like, oh, I'm all good.
Well, but even now, there are some Christians that believe if you're cremated,
or if you're not, oh yeah, there's, I mean, there's a lot of odd beliefs in different
sex, SECTS, of religion, even Christianity.
So if you cremate yourself, what, they think you're not going to heaven?
Some, some. Some. Well, and it's a very, but again, I have a bet there's little versions of every
belief inside of a big belief.
But yeah, there's no difference now.
It's like, what do you want to do?
You want to be cremated?
You want to go...
I mean, the body's just the shell.
Right.
Yeah.
Today, mummification is rare, but some places still do it.
They preserve dead bodies.
Lennon died in 1924.
John...
No communist.
Ah, yeah.
Yes.
Like Stalin, Lenin.
Lenin.
Yeah, linen.
He mummified?
He got mummified?
Apparently.
Also, Ted Williams has his head still existing.
Yeah, yeah.
Not mummified, but...
Frozen.
Crio.
That's wild.
Well, so, Eddie, it's an option.
Cryo.
I don't think I'm going to do it, but, you know.
Okay.
Let me do number one.
We have two voicemails we want to do.
Number one, first ray.
I say that I am completely a believer of signed.
Amy, whenever I moved into my house, my boyfriend,
we both have a grandmother that's very close to us,
and we both saw two red cardinals outside.
And so lunchbox, stop being so mean to Amy.
I would say it's not just lunch.
Well, maybe it's presentations of it me.
Okay.
But we all have different feelings on signs.
I don't think anybody is saying that Amy's wrong about signs in general.
Amy just finds signs very quickly and they're very vague.
I don't find them quickly.
She'll close her eyes and she'll go, just give me a sign that today I'm supposed to drive 100 miles.
Give me something to do with light.
Oh, I took my eyes.
There's light up in the ceiling.
No, that's an exaggeration.
But it's a hard moment.
It's an exaggeration.
Absolutely.
But when you're exaggerating.
No, the exaggeration is.
to prove the point of, you're like, you think, a cardinal, and it's cardinal season.
We had cardinals that are dead in our yard because they keep flying into the window.
They're everywhere.
Well, yeah.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
The letters, the letters that fell off a sign that said, no, that's good.
Like, that's a sign.
She was looking for a tennis ball at a tennis court.
I mean, that one I just brought to y'all is like, it's like, I need a sign.
I found a tennis ball.
You're next to a tennis court.
Right.
But that, yeah, so that one's a little bit, eh.
But it's not like I asked for a sign and then voila, two seconds later, it has.
happens. I am patient at times and I, it's more of a feeling. We can't prove you wrong.
It's more of like, oh, absolutely. We cannot prove you wrong in any way.
This is clearly a message from the other side. Well, I don't know about that, but clearly.
To me it is. We cannot prove you wrong. However, it does feel like when you're looking for a sign,
you're just going to find it. That's not true because sometimes, sometimes there is no sign.
Sometimes I've asked for one and it hasn't come yet or it may never come. There may be enough.
a sign. If you went outside right and I said like,
show me a sign. Make it snow on me.
It's not going to snow on you. I know.
Right. If you're being specific. Right. But I don't
do that. But if you're standing by the pool and like,
well, get water splashed on me right now.
Or just give me a sign.
And you're so generic, you're going to associate
something that happens. But my mom
right after she died,
there was a red cardinal outside
the window. That was
a sign for us of like
and a Blue Jay had never come to
my feeder until after my dad
died and I had been watching birds actively
four months. Not saying
that's not true. And I played bird bingo. I knew
what birds had been to my feet. Have you ever
wanted bird bingo?
Bird bingo was more so just when a bird comes
you get to like, pop, cross it off. We just play
strip bird bingo at the house.
So that's a different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy, we're not saying you're wrong, but we're saying
there were a lot of cardinals at this time. It'd have been hard for you not to see a
cardinal. I saw one yesterday on my walk.
Okay, but I don't, I don't see cardinals every day.
And what I'm saying is I'm in the midst of having to make a decision and I had already asked for a sign about it.
And when I saw the cardinal, the red one, the lonely red cardinal in the tree that was all by itself just for me.
Then I was like, this is good.
This brings me peace.
Like, aha.
And for that I love it.
For that I love it.
I think whatever brings you peace a plus.
We can't prove it's not true.
All we're saying is when you're looking for a sign, you make it very easy for that sign to reach you.
But that is good for you.
Whatever makes you feel better is great.
I know.
We all can be, we all get.
I wish I had a little more or whatever you have.
Coffee?
Not coffee.
Oh.
And I don't even say faith.
I would say the ability to be open to things beyond.
That you just absolutely cannot understand.
I think there's a lot we can't explain.
Yeah.
No one's arguing even that.
There's a lot.
There's probably more we can't explain than what we can.
Okay.
I know, but I feel like yesterday you said something like,
science or whatnot.
And I'm like, I believe in science too.
They don't have to,
they don't have to be,
you know, holding hands.
Okay.
So I believe that I'm happy
you find warmth and comfort
and what you see.
I would not be able to go,
give me a sign
and a bird show
and be like, well, that's it.
It's not any bird.
If it was a tufted titmouse,
it wouldn't mean the same thing.
I'll laugh if a titmouse showed up.
I do get excited.
If I got pooped on by a bird,
I'd be like, that's a sign.
If you were like,
bird I need a sign
poop on me boom
well no no that's
oh oh you do that in your own time
but if that was your thing
it's not my thing I'm just saying
then that would make sense
if a bird pooping on you
no I'm just saying that never happens
like okay if right after
if right after your mom died
I got pooped on my bird
pooped on you it would become like
mom you'd like what a crappy situation
that way everything
then that happened around that time
you would think would be a thing
She's right though. How often do you get pooped on by a bird?
So if it happened right after my mom died, I'd be like, Mom, that's a good one.
But by that logic, anything that happened to you that's rare that happened after your mom died,
you're automatically assigning that to it being her.
Why do you think Casey Musgraves wrote a whole song called Cardinal?
And it's like, Cardinal, are you sending me a message from the other side?
Wait, is that why you believe?
Bob Gibson.
Huh?
Ozzie Smith?
I like it.
I don't know.
I don't know. I feel like it.
wrote it about an experience of seeing a cardinal after a friend died.
Vince Coleman. Or someone died. Why are you saying names?
Yeah, dear Molina.
What?
What are you doing?
There are sometimes...
All Goldschmidt.
Ricky and Keel.
And there are sometimes where I'll do this too sometimes where nobody is going to get my very...
Not in this situation.
Nobody is going to get whatever version of a joke that only I'm going to get,
and maybe three of the listeners in the whole world.
And I'll just say little things sometimes under my...
Not even in my breath, but on the mic, like that.
If you and I were just talking and I was like,
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Andy Vance, like, for a while, briefly.
Yeah.
So people, you wouldn't even know what that.
You wouldn't even know to move on.
You'd be like, what, but there'd be like three people that would go.
That's funny.
Lou Pinello was he a manager?
Manager for the Cardinals?
Yeah.
Are you thinking of Tony Larissa?
Oh, you're just naming, you're naming Cardinal baseball players.
Is that what you're doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, that was the point, though, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it.
I don't know.
I don't know one Cardinal player, so that's why I didn't.
Oh, Mark McGuire, for sure.
You kidding me?
I know who Mark McGuire is, but I didn't know he was a cardinal.
Is he the guy that took the drugs?
Yeah.
He took the drugs.
Amy looked at me.
She goes, is he the guy that took the drugs that she does the face like,
mm-hmm.
One, like either I should feel guilty that he took drugs or two that she knows.
Look at what I know.
That's what it was.
That look was like, I'm aware.
I know who Mark is.
He enhanced himself.
Hey, do you want to glove, buddy?
Who wouldn't?
Right?
He took the...
I look for all kinds of puns.
I mean, for something.
Yeah.
So, we're going to go...
Home.
Well, we have a couple meetings to have.
But we're going to finish this podcast.
Ray, how long is this?
It is.
29.
We got one more minute to go.
Oh, we can do it.
Let's make it's a 30.
Cardinal.
I have a podcast today and I'm going to talk about this.
Not this, but Cardinals, because there's, well, I'll save it.
I don't know.
Did you know what I can't stop laughing at?
What?
I thought about this yesterday.
That we were one vote away from speaking German.
We were one vote away, man.
Yeah.
What do we do?
Are you just sitting here making it to 30?
You're not going to say anything.
Just chilling, man.
What?
Cardinal.
Let me see.
Oh, my son wants to come with us, come with me on the breaks.
He wants to see what we open up tomorrow.
Is that cool?
He's chill, man.
He'll just sit back there.
Okay.
I saw the sign.
10-year-old.
Or an omen on the branches in the morning.
It was right after I lost a friend without warning.
Words unsaid scarlet.
Cardinal.
That's the opening lines from Casey's phone.
Stan usual.
Which is very similar to my experience.
Cardinal.
Are you?
Send me a message from the other side.
Cardinal.
Dizzy Dean.
Yeah.
From Arkansas.
Dizzy.
Dizzy.
Dizzy.
I think so.
Yeah.
From way back in the day.
I'm looking at the Casey Musgrave lyrics.
I like this batting average.
Who did you say was the manager?
Lou Penella.
Was he not a Cardinals manager?
If he was, I don't think so.
I don't know that I'm like.
I know LaRuse for sure.
And Joe Tori was too.
Wadi Herzog.
Wadi Herzog for sure.
I don't know if...
Methini.
Did Herzog just die?
I think he did.
Like yesterday.
Really?
Like two days ago.
Cardinal.
I wonder if the Cardinal baseball players become cardinals.
Exactly.
What if that's who it is?
I mean, why not?
Why wouldn't they?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What if it's like Larry Walker
flying around and you don't even know it?
You think it's your mom.
And he's just looking for some skull.
Listen.
That's it.
For the record, I don't...
I'm going to leave them out sunflower seeds.
Huh?
Okay.
Maybe a little Big League chew occasionally?
Yeah.
I don't.
think my mom is the bird flying around.
Yes, you do.
No.
You can't change women.
No.
Do you understand how signs work?
It doesn't mean my mom.
I'm not saying it's reincarnation and my mom is taken on the lives of all these different birds.
Because I know that if I see a cardinal in one place, it's probably not the same cardinal that was in my backyard.
Jim Edmond.
It's a message from my mom.
So the easy way to say it is it is my mom.
Your mom's up there with a group of cardinals sending them out to, like, caribular.
We don't even think it's wrong.
We just think it's fun
because you just like look for signs all the time.
I don't like look for signs all the time.
We are going home.
And occasionally, I see them.
All right, that is it.
That's the sign this should be over.
Who did you say, Lu Penella?
Searched at Baltimore, Cleveland, Kansas City, and New York.
But all those like older white guys
with darkish hair that turned gray.
And the flat browned half.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I felt that.
All right, that is it.
We will see you guys tomorrow.
Bye everybody.
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