The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 1: Bobby Has Crazy Breaking NEWS! + Amy Got Scolded By A Dad At The Airport…Then Karma Hit + Lunchbox Is Mad Abby Got ‘Miranda Lambert’ Gig

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

Bobby reveals some breaking news that we are all shocked and excited by. Amy was just trying to help when she told a kid at the airport to hold onto a pole while riding a moving walkway. The child’s dad immediately told her to stop talking to his kid, making for an awkward moment...and the karma took over! Lunchbox is mad at the world. Specifically at Abby for landing a gig he thinks he deserves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. I have breaking news. Brege news.

I texted John Stamos. Okay. Yes. And what did you say? So, there is an episode up now on the Bobbycast of me and John Stamos, a.k.a. Uncle Jesse, aka he was on ER for a long time. Oh, right. Yeah, he's on a lot of stuff that, but mostly he's just been Uncle Jesse forever in our minds because that show just kept getting syndicated.

I text him and I'll read it to you. And I didn't want to text him. It's not my style to text somebody I don't know and be like, hi. But I am a big fan. And he did specifically give his number to Mike to give to you. Yeah, Mike, how did you get that number? Like, I know they sent it to you to give to me, but who? his PR.

So he gave his PR his number. He said, make sure Bobby gets this. Got it. Okay, so I texted him yesterday at 6.47 p.m. And it was just generic.

He's not going to know who I am because of the number. There's, you know, nothing to it. I say, hey, John, Bobby Bones here. Thank you for doing my show. Really appreciate the generosity. If you do end up coming to Nashville

with the Beach Boys, we'd love to see you. I hope you have a good week. Perfect. Right down the middle. He said, at 6.53 p.m. Wait, hold on. What time did you text?

Yeah, what time? 6.47 p.m. Wow, real quick response. Very quick. Man, he's on it. At 6.53 p.m. He said, took you long enough to text me. He did? He said, took you long enough to text me at 6.54 p.m. So suck it. Wow.

He's out of the gate, like, really playful with you. Then I said, that sounds weird, Amy. Ha, ha, ha, fair enough at 6.54 p.m. then it also 6.54 p.m. He said, kidding, thanks for having me. I look forward to hearing the episode. I hope it turned out well.

I said it turned out great. It's on Netflix. He said, yope. And that was it. That's amazing. So there's no appointment to text at a later time, but I did text him. You made contact.

And we had a little back and forth, a little ratat-tat-tat. Yeah. And so I think if I were to text him at some other time, he has the history up there of me saying who I am so he doesn't have to go who and I text John Stamos and I have John Stamos a cell phone number and that's pretty cool so all there you have it good job you do realize that you waited a little too long now right so how long let's go over how

long you actually waited I don't know a couple weeks a few weeks I didn't randomly text him at a random time I waited until the episode came out because I thought that's a good reason to reach out for the first time going, hey, the episode's coming out. It was really good. Thank you for doing that with me. Okay. So the reason of you just got his number wasn't good enough. Why did he say so suck it? I think he's being funny. Oh, that's funny. That's how guys talk. He said, took you long enough, so suck it. So, I hate to say it. So me and Uncle Jesse are cordial. That's awesome, dude. Yeah. And so we will see, I believe that the Beach Boys come to town in August at some point. And if I get a text from him, inviting me, I will go.

But it has to be inviting, not just, I let some tickets up front. It has to be like, hey, I want to say what's up. What do you mean? I'm not just going to go to the show and not meet him. But if he texts randomly, hey, I'm in Nashville. You got tickets there I will call. You still won't go? I'll go if I get to meet him and, like, spend some time with him.

Otherwise, I'm good just not to go to a show. So would you respond to that text by like, but I'm going to get to. And I will go if I meet him. When's the show? August 9th. Okay. If he texts me and says, hey, love to meet you. We're in town.

I'm in. I'll go. But if it's like, hey, left you some tickets. Just watch the show. Don't want to meet you. You won't say that. You never know. But the episode is great.

It is up on Netflix and podcast audio. Just search the Bobbycast with John Stamos. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox. There's a question to be. Hello, Bobby Bones. Over the weekend, I went to a 4th of July party thrown by my boss. During the fireworks, one got away and blew up close to his house. As it turns out, it was way too close, and it appears to have blown up directly on my car. I've called my insurance company, and I'm guessing the damage

will cost thousands, but my insurance company is asking all kinds of questions, and it feels like they're going to want me to get insurance info from my boss since it was his property, his fireworks, his party. I've taken picture, sent them to the insurance company, but I'm wondering how to approach my boss with this request. Especially since he knew it happened and actually laughed and said, dude, you're screwed.

What would you do in this situation? Signed. Scorched sedan Sam. Oh man. Yeah, that's a tough one. I think what I would have done now can't go back. No time machine. But I think I would never have told the insurance company specifically where it came from that I was parked here and then something exploded on the

top of it. I don't know where it came from. Therefore, nobody specifically is implicated, but because you did that, it's private property, you have to. I think I would handle it like this because I'm sure you just don't have $2,000 laying around to use on your burnt up hood. You know, that's not really money you budget. I think I would. email your boss and go, hey, crazy party, my insurance company's blowing me up asking for information about the fireworks and your party. Like, what would you do if you were me in the situation? You kind of put it on him. And if he goes, nothing, I don't want to get in trouble. Then you got a really hard decision to make. But I think you give yourself an opportunity by going,

what would you do in this situation? And letting him go, well, I think you just send me and I'll handle it. Does the response from the boss, when it happened, that you're screwed, dude, like, does that kind of tell you what kind of guy he is? He's drunk, so no. It means at a party, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I don't think you can define type of guy at a Fourth of July party, nine beers in. That says, you're screwed, dude. Well, you're a boss. Like, say, let's, let's pretend I was at your house with my car and this happened. I pay for it fully. Yeah. But we have a relationship, we have a friendship that's, probably different than what they have.

So I think that's different. I know, but boss having employees over for Fourth of July. But we are friends, even if I didn't do it and you said, hey, would you help me? I'd pay for it.

Like my car wasn't even at your house? Yeah, and you're like, hey, I'm having a struggle budget month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll pay for it. Just whatever.

That's friendship. I don't know. I don't think it's the same. Yeah, no, but let's just keep it like. I can't. You're my friend. I can't remove our friendship from my head. Yeah, but I think that's how you would handle it.

What I would do if I was worried, like if I thought my boss was like, yeah, you're screwed and that was the vibe. I would really weigh like, okay, the cost of my repair and what I'm going to have to invest in that and save or budget for it to fix it eventually versus what I make at the job and how uncomfortable it might make me at work to have to ask him for something. I don't think you have to ask though if you just say, hey, this all happened. what would you do in this situation? Okay, well let's say he replies back, I would handle it myself. Then that's when what you're saying factors in. Then you're going to make a very difficult decision.

It's going to be awkward. Or you're going to pay for it. When you throw a party at your house, don't you already kind of know that if anything happens that's on you? Because it's at your house. Yeah, but we're putting that on this boss. We don't really know this guy.

Do I think if something happens to my house that I'm liable for it, most of the time, yes, unless somebody's doing something really stupid, has nothing to do with me. I had an artist at my house when I was doing the bobbycats

from the studio on my property. I don't anymore, but I did, and he had a big truck and we have like a little rock wall by our driveway, and he ran and knocked it completely over. Didn't see it.

Boom, knocked it over. Thousands of dollars in damage. So how'd you handle that? He texted me. He hit us up. Yeah. Because I didn't, even see it at first. I did. It was bad. And he was like, hey, what do I, what do I need to do?

And so I'm not his boss, but I handled it. So you paid for it? I did. No, they should pay for it. They were in my house at the party, the podcast party. It was your party. It was the podcast party. I hear you, but it was at my house. They didn't mean to do it. Oh, of course not. I said, I will handle it and I paid for it. Was this truck damaged? No. Okay. A big truck. Country music artist. Yeah, yeah, of course. A big truck. Scorched sedan, Sam, you get a pickle.

But what I would do first is I'd lay out what happened and then say, hey, give me some advice. What would you do if you were me? Then follow that lead. And if he's like, I don't know, dude, I'm not you. Oh, sucker. Then you got to decide. I feel like he would say just that. I know.

Yeah. So there you go. Good luck, buddy. All right, close it up. I do want to talk about the situation with Amy at the airport. I already know this story. And it's hilarious. So I'm going to let her tell you guys you were in the Atlanta airport.

Yes. And I was on the tram. I already knew that it was starting and stopping abruptly because I'd been on it for a few stops. And this guy comes on with his little boys and they've got their little luggage and they're so cute. But I can tell we're about to start and they're just standing there. And so I looked at one of the little kids and I was like, hey, grab on to the pole. Like hold on. And then the dad looked at me like, stop talking to my kid.

Like we're good. Yeah, I like it. Okay, let's stop there. Yeah. Amy's not a threatening presence, and she's a female, and she's like, hey, kids, hold on, does she's a jerk you pretty good? Essentially the one kid that was standing by me, and there was a pole right by me, so I'm like, here, grab this pole. Oh, what did you say? It's just, like, when people do that with my kids, like, they just kind of butt in and like, hey, kid, little boy, grab the dog.

You don't think I already taught him to do that? But the kid wasn't doing that. Maybe they haven't been on that tram yet, and the kid wasn't doing it. I always get a little defensive. Like, I kind of, that's my job. Okay, Eddie is this dad. Would you have said something to her? No, but I would have given her the look.

And then what did that dad say to you? Oh, he gave me a look. Like, he gave me a look that insinuated, quit talking to my kid, but he didn't tell me verbally. So, what happens? The tram starts abruptly and the little kid falls down and the dad almost falls all the way down. And I was, I felt bad for the kid, but also at the same. same time, I was like, tried to warn you. Yep.

But the little kid told you so. But the little kid didn't listen to you either. Yeah, because his dad was like, come here. Yeah, because his dad was like, don't do what she says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does she know? She's just a random lady. We're good.

And I thought, huh, well, you know, you try to be kind, give people a heads up, that the tram is going to take off and you're going to fall. Because I had learned that the hard way myself sort of when I got on. The first thing, I mean, my friend. and I were on there and we were like, whoa, this is maybe the most abrupt tram I've ever been on. And I try to give a warning. A little bit, did it feel good when they fell? Yeah, I mean, it's something.

Yeah, it would have to me, too. No, even my friend, we got off, she was like, well, that was awkward because, you know, the dad had to be so embarrassed. I don't want anybody to fall and get hurt, and I don't think they got hurt, but yeah, I'd have laughed. And I would have liked that. I tried to tell you. I wasn't trying to abduct you. And also, you're not an impose. If a dude in a trench coat

was like, hey little kid, with his hair slick back. Come grab my pole. What that. Whoa. Whoa. That would be weird. Yes, yes.

Yeah, you get punched saying that. Yes, it would. Right? I was just like, hey, hold on. Yes, it would. Today would have been Toby Keith's birthday. Wow. Toby Keith would have turned 65 years old today.

He was born July 8th, 1961. He broke through. in 1993 with should have been a cowboy. He went on to have multiple number ones, including how do you like me now? I want to talk about me, Red Solo Cup, beer for my horses, courtesy the red, white and blue.

He passed away February 5th, 2024 at the age of 62. He died peacefully in his sleep surrounded by his family following a battle with stomach cancer that he first revealed to the public in the summer of 2022. I was lucky enough to meet Toby,

then get to know Toby, and then get to know him a little better as my time here in Nashville, kind of matured. The first time we met him, he came in, and we thought he was a trip. Now, I did get to know him later, but this is when we just met him. He comes in, he's bigger than life, larger than life.

And he's like, I'm Toby Keith. He's his personality. And he said, remember, I make more. Yeah, you're talking about merch. I make more than a president in one night of merch. Remember that? And the president makes. Hit that.

I can make more than a night and the president makes all year. In a night, you can make over $100,000? You brought it up, not me? He makes more than $100. I'm just asking, though, in a night, you can make over $100 grand? Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. What's the president to make a year?

Like $250? Is that what the salary is for the president? I think it's about that. Is it $250, right? In a night, you can make over $250,000. I made that much in merch before. In a night. In a night.

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This was Toby Keith on our show in January of 2024, talking about his health and getting back to playing shows. Probably only worked a handful of shows in the last, why COVID, two big Cs, COVID and cancers. I haven't worked a handful of shows in the last three years, but I worked every year for 27, 28 years. The only thing I had that concerned me was being away from it for three years

and remembering all the words because they subconsciously come to you when you're working. You don't even think about it. You know them. And then getting completely away from them and having to start back. So they had a teleprompter up there

and I got into a little bit of a sound check we're going to go full dress rehearsal today but I didn't even use it. It was just like riding a bike. Oh, you knew all the words? Yeah, once I got up there and started rolling and it got familiar, I just, I didn't even look at the teleprompter.

That was the last interview they did with us. It was actually the last interview we ever did. Yeah. Was with us that day. We didn't know that. We didn't know how sick he was. So my and our relationship with Toby was, he came in as an artist.

Then we opened for him at a show in D.C. And he called to tell us he really wanted us to open for him because we thought it was a joke. Here's Toby Keith calling Eddie and I with our band The Raging Idiots. here. Well, we're just going to have you come in, open up the O.C. show, and we're always looking for new crazy stuff like that.

So you are legitimately asking us the raging idiots to open up for you. This is a real question. Yes, no question. How many millions do we get? Well, there are many shows you want to do. So we go and do that show. And at the end, we go and do that show. And at the end, we, we're going to And everybody comes out and does Red Solo Cup. And he says, okay, Red Solo Cup, just know all the words. And you think you know all the words until the pressure's on you.

Because Red Solo Cup, I fill you up, proceed to party. There's just a lot. And when it's on you, it's the pressure. But here is Toby Keith with Eddie and I on stage right outside of D.C. doing Red Solo Cup. And the funny thing was, I think he knew Eddie's name. Yeah, yeah. And earlier, before the show started, we met him backstage. And I introduced myself as like, I'm Eddie. I'm the Mexican of the band. And he thought that was the funniest thing that I introduced myself that way. So he yells, get the Mexican. You'll hear him do that here. Hit that. So that one's fun to hear us singing that back with him. No, dude. What a great night. On stage. A couple of other things, he told us how should have been a cowboy was the first song he put out that after it was out, he knew.

knew that he was here to stay because the song was so good. Should have been a cowboy? Yeah, I didn't, I mean, he obviously had to follow it up with something, but I knew I had, if they liked that one, I knew I had another one just like it. So, there you go. Rest in peace to

the great Toby Keith. Again, I really liked Toby. At first, I was scared of Toby. Then I just thought it was cool would be around Toby. Then I really liked Toby. Then after he passed, his wife asked me to go, and I led his thing at OU during a football game. because that year after he died, in between maybe third and fourth quarters,

you go out and you do a song and everybody remembers Toby, and that was special. So rest in peace to Toby Keith. There you go. I did also want to bring up Lunchbox is mad at the world, which this could be any day. You could think this could be inserted into any show, but this is today specifically. You're mad at the world because somebody got something you didn't. I don't even understand how they got it. and it seems like a big deal, a big thing,

and this person is like grabbing the lowest apple on the tree. What do you mean by that? They picked the lowest fruit. You know, the good fruit is probably at the top of the tree. You know. Would you say what you mean? Because you're doing. Okay.

I saw online that Abby hosted a Miranda Lambert event. Abby, of all the people, is hosting. Miranda Lambert, would you guys say is a bona fide superstar? Like, she's pretty. When did you start saying bona fide? She sounds like five four and legworn. Yeah, she is a massive star. Right, massive star.

She's very bonafidely famous. Right? And they had Abby host a Miranda Lambert event. I was shocked by this and I'm like, what is going on? Please, please tell me this was not something that came through work again. And they went to Abby of all the people, the lowest fruit on the tree. That's rude But it's true

Then you must be lower I don't know what's going on Abby Please explain yourself Yeah so One of her management Someone on her management team Like needed a host for it

And went to my friend And asked like who she could think of And I don't know She put my name in the hat So Do you know what I hear here? Who is your friend that works here? No

Do you know what I hear here? What do you hear? A relationship That's right. This is what we tell lunchbox all the time. If you're nice to people and then people see things that you can do, they bring you in. Same thing with Amy when she got her gig. Also, don't bring up that.

But that's what it is. Also, why would they hire you? If they want someone with professional experience, Abby answers phones. What professional experience? Abby answers phones. Abby performs with a guitar and sing songs. No, she doesn't. She did.

Yeah, sure she did. She's played shows for us in front of 10,000 people. She's played at the restaurants. Yeah, how many years ago? It doesn't matter. She is not a host. What is your professional experience in hosting? I've been hosting things for 20 plus years.

And for them, like, does your friend realize that you are not like, you are the lowest one on the show and she thought of you? She didn't think of anybody else on the show. I don't know how she came to it, but part of it was, like, line dancing and us going up there. You can't even, like, clap on the beat. Like, I don't know how you would have done part of it. of that. Also, what's her most recent song? Name three Miranda Lambert songs.

The House that Built Me, Carasine, Mama's Broken Heart. He got three. Okay, that was pretty good. All right. Yeah, we're all like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right.

Sometimes that's up pretty quick, didn't I? Would you line dance? Would you be able to line dance? I figured out. You should give me a clip. I mean, I wouldn't hire you to host a Miranda Labbert event. Oh, was it paid? I don't know.

Was it paid? Yeah, it was. Oh, was it good at me. Oh. It was actually pretty nice. I'm not used to that. All right. It is good.

Bobby's totally right. It's about relationships. Of course. It wasn't through work, lunchbox. It's relationships. Wow. That was crazy. Yeah, I don't know.

I just got a random text and she was like, would you be interested with this on this date? And I was like, uh, yes, please. And then it ended up working out. So perfect. Shocking. Abby, congratulations on that. Thanks.

It was really cool. That's really cool. That's really cool. Get your bones on. It's the Bobby Bone Show. Have you seen that disease that's going around? It's explosive diarrhea. Yeah.

It's like not just normal because sometimes I get a little cheese. I can't eat cheese. I get it. Well, this. But this is called cyclospora. It's a microscopic parasite that causes an intestinal illness and it is going around. It's from fruits, leafy greens, and herbs. And now more and more states are getting it.

I don't know. How do you watch out for it? I guess wash things as thoroughly as possible. If you can't, well, I mean, that's one way. They're saying, if it's on the fruit, wash it extra. They're saying that a lot of it has to do with the dirty water that some of these farms use to wash their fruit or some of these packing. Dirty water. So it's pre-washed lettuce that.

With a nasty water. Oh, no. That doesn't make me feel bad. I don't know. I like when the box says triple wash, but with clean water. It should say that. Hey, we pre-washed this, but with dirty water, that's, make that make sense. There have been full outbreaks in America of people getting this.

It's the explosive part to me. I know. Yeah, because diarrhea sucks. Explosive diarrhea is real bad. That's from W-R-A-L. I was watching this clip from Drew Barrymore's talk show. You know who Jessica Chastain is? Yes.

Red hair. Yeah. Seems super friendly. Don't know her. But she was talking about that she does a 5 a.m. power hour. every day. And so this is a clip from that show of her talking about what she does on power hour. Have you heard of the 5 a.m. Power hour? You wake up at 5 a.m. The first 20 minutes is a light exercise. The next 20 minutes is journal writing or meditation. And the last 20 minutes is learning a new

skill. It's so concentrated and so focused at that time. There's no distractions. No cell phone. Yes. You know, you are there. I love it. It's a lot of commitment. It sounds like something Eddie would say he was going to do for six days and then stop. I say it sounds like somebody that doesn't work. That's what it sounds like. Great. You know, all that time in the morning? Or somebody that wakes up before they have to go to work.

But to learn a new skill? But that's just 20 minutes. Regardless of what it is, it's just 20 minutes. So let's say your new skill is knitting. You just do it for 20 minutes. So it's not learn a new skill for three hours. And master it. Okay.

Just do it just do it for 20 minutes. Yeah, it does sound like somebody with that real job. That has a lot of time. It does sound like somebody with that kids. So, but that's interesting. We should try to learn new skills. Every day learn a new skill. That's ridiculous.

There's not enough new skills to learn every day. That's not a new skill every day, but it's learning new, like you could be doing the same skill getting better at it by doing 20 minutes of it a day. I did think about like really buckling down and learning math. Here we go. I knew something. Hey, I'm really been thinking about it. Your learning is not as easy as you're saying because you have a disability. Yeah, discalalia.

But it's gotten to the point in my family where my kids are making fun of me now. They're like, oh, don't let dad do that. We were playing a game over vacation. And they're like, don't let dad run the score. He doesn't do math very well. Like, all right, that's not funny, guys. Do they have it too? One of them.

Do you feel guilty? Yeah. That sucks. But it's not my fault. Oh, it's hereditary. It comes down from my dad or someone or my grandfather. It's really hereditary. I'm sorry about your disease, man.

It's a tough one. It's a tough disease, but you know what? We power through it. Now lunchbox in all cases. I don't know if that's it, but with dyslexia and the math version of that, it oftentimes is hereditary. I hope that my baby doesn't get my stomach issues. And they're saying that's not hereditary, but I don't know.

I don't trust it. Is that it? Like what else don't you want your daughter to get from you? Everything. I want her to get everything from my wife. The only thing from me that I would be happy that she got would be my partner picking ability. That's a good one. That's the one thing I wanted to get.

My wife is smarter than me, more athletic than me, better looking than me. Funnier. Funnier than me. Shut up. All that. All that. I hope she gets all that. It's crazy.

So she does have a lot of hair, and I have a lot of hair. But my wife has good hair, too. What about your drive? My drive, though, comes from trauma. Okay. So not good. You don't want her to have that. It'd be nice if she had a really good work ethic.

but any of my success is fear-based success based in trauma from not wanting to live like I grew up. So I don't really want her to have that. I've been thinking about giving her a little adversity though. Like making life a little hard for her? Yeah, like, because she's three and a half months old and she definitely has tummy time and moves around. She's not quite crawling yet. But maybe putting a weighted vest on her, a baby weighted vest on her, a baby weighted vest. Get her stronger.

Yeah, just like make it a little harder. I don't think that's the adversity. That's funny, though. You know, she wouldn't know the difference. Life's not so easy. You know. My wife did not like that idea. You come over, she's crawling on the treadmill, trying to get faster.

Earning her food. A Delta flight was hit by a firework during a landing. That part, that's crazy to me. What do you mean? Well, just that either, or do you have rules on how close to an airport, how far away from an airport you have to be to set off fireworks? There are also rules in a neighborhood, and they're shooting them next door. Yeah, you can't really shoot them in the city.

It's just crazy to me that that could happen. Delta crew member reported feeling a big bang after a plane was struck with a firework. Delta Flight 1076 was arriving at Chicago Midway International Airport from Atlanta. We had a firework hit our plane. The pilot could be heard saying on air traffic control. The flight landed safely. UPI.

Lunchbox got in trouble for shooting fireworks. Yeah, the house you were out, I guess it was illegal. in that city and we were shooting them off and all of a sudden someone with a flashlight came around the side of the house because we were doing it in the backyard. We weren't even doing it in the front yard doing it by the water. And it was a lady cop. She goes, what's going on back here? And she said, you know, fireworks are illegal. And we're like, oh, we had no idea. She goes, we have signs posted everywhere, but I'm going to need you guys to shut it down for the night. I was like, all right, cool. And so we had to stop shooting fireworks.

Oh, that wasn't that bad then. I mean, I almost thought I was going to jail because I tried to lie to her and say You almost thought I almost thought So he didn't really actually think it No, he didn't even think it No, no no

He almost thought I thought I was almost going to jail Because I said, oh no nothing going on She goes, I need to walk over there and look at the fire pit Because that's where we were throwing all the discarded things I go, no, you're good She goes, yeah, I thought so Just so you know it's a big fine So did you not see the signs?

Oh, I saw them. Everyone sees the signs. You see the signs. You had to go out of this little city to go buy the fireworks. And he almost thought about not shooting fireworks. I did. But then I was like, man, what is the, like, what un-American person is calling the police on you for shooting fireworks on the Fourth of July? Like, why is it illegal?

Is there a drought? Is there a reason why it's illegal in that moment? I mean, you go. Whamps? Two miles over in that city, it's fine. It's just that city. I think it's a lot of people live there, are older, and they don't want fireworks. I'm like, come on, man.

It's Fourth of July. We are celebrating our independence. They're auctioning off a T-Rex skeleton. Oh, you got to get it. What? Should I buy this? That sounds like something Nicholas Cage would do. $19 million for a T-Rex.

The other thing is this kid went and bought a $3 painting at Goodwill, and it's going to get $250,000. That's crazy. Yeah, which is crazy. Dude, remember the painting I bought from Goodwill and Dr. Lori said it was worth a lot of money? It's still on eBay. It won't sell for anything. Like, I actually did the work. Put it up there.

Won't sell or you have it too high. Nah, maybe I have it too high. But I mean, just do a straight auction. Started a dollar and see what it goes up to. Okay. Because, I mean, I think I bought it for five bucks. Yeah, that way you'll at least make some money. Okay.

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It's trying to put you through Back is right in this week's next bit And Bobby's on the back So you know what this is The Bobby Vaughn's story All right time for the morning Corny The Morning Corny

Why did the injured skeleton go to the barbecue? Why did the injured skeleton go to the barbecue? They get a new rib. What? Because they were making ribs? The injured skeleton. He was. I could have been more specific and saying.

Yeah, I know. That was the morning corny. All right. All right, voicemail. Hey, Bobby. My wife and I are just about to walk in the hospital to give birth to our first child. About to be new parents.

We're very excited. I was hoping to get maybe some advice. We're not going to read the book from you about what we should be doing. Thanks. Yeah, here's my advice. We're three months into having a baby. So we're in it. About to be four, though.

We're getting up there. My advice is your eyes and your ears and your hands and your feet should all be prepared to do everything that your wife says. for a good 30 days. Now, you may have to work. You may have to go to work after a day, a week, a couple weeks. I don't know. But do everything possible to make sure your wife is comfortable because she will not be.

Even if you do everything to make her comfortable, she will not be. It is wild to me because I am new at this. that a woman has a baby ripped out of them and they're just expected to go, okay, raise it now, because their body's not even ready to go back to normal day to day. So everything, your toes, your eyelids, focused on her. And then secondly, do not get your hopes up on that baby

falling in love with you and knowing that you're the dad. I'm going to say it's three months. It's three months before the baby even knows, oh, that's my person. For a while, it only knows the mom. It only needs the mom. You are just organic material circling the wife. It may not even see you. Babies are so blurry.

You may hold it for a minute. You do not matter in the best way because you do matter to your wife. So what I'm going to tell you and something that I had to learn, you don't matter except to your wife. and you need to make her as comfortable as possible when there is no way to make her comfortable. It's awesome, but for you, it will not become a real joyful experience until probably three months in or so.

Right now, our baby knows it. When I walk in the room, I'm like, Billy, boom, lights up. First time, though. Luckily, I had people telling me that was going to happen or I may have been like, this baby hates me. I want a refund. He doesn't even know.

I've created that thing. that would be my advice it's hard it's hard it's really hard right now the this part is really hard and i'm just coming out of this version of it we're teething now and i'm telling you i just want to punch myself in the face so i can remind myself what it hurts to have mouth pain when by we not my wife and i we're my wife and i aren't teething we have our teeth the baby's teeth yes so as of this moment, it is no longer about you. Now, later on, it won't be about you or your wife. It'll be about the kid, all that stuff that I don't even know yet. But I have great knowledge on baby baby because I'm in it. It ain't about you, Bub. Get it all focused on her. But good luck. Congratulations.

I hope it all ends up as awesome as you hoped it was. I'd give you hospital advice, but you're already there. Take blankets, take pillows. I'm talking about for the man. Because it's cold. They don't give you anything? Yeah. The blanket covers from like your needy your elbow. It's like not even enough when you're trying to get on to it. So, all right. Congratulations. I hope. Let us know how it turned out. And also leave us a voicemail anytime about anything. 877. 77, Bob. All right, voicemail. Remember when you spoke about Brian Johnson, the man who's trying to be the healthiest man in the world, optimize him his health and basically have longevity. Well, he was just diagnosed with an autoimmune gastritis.

So basically his body is attacking his stomach lining. It's just very interesting. Anyway, love the show. I saw this. I have friends that rarely watch what that guy's doing. And he's the guy that is going so out of his way to live longer. No sun, no oxygen, doesn't open his eyes. It feels like that.

It's not all that. Yes, it's extreme. And so I did see it and I feel terrible for him. but can I do what I do? And I don't want to do what I do, but I have to do what I do. Okay, go ahead. This is not fair of me. I don't like me for this.

Somehow, my prediction is based on the things that he does and sells. All of a sudden, he's going to find something to fix this. And he's going to go, I have found this, I don't want to say cure, but this way. And you should also buy it. Interesting. Oh, business plan. Now, now, I don't know for sure. And that's wrong of me to think.

And I'm conditioned to think that way because people do this to us all the time. I see the people commenting on his page like, ha, ha, you're living forever. Looks like you're going to die. That's not nice. Oh, my gosh, terrible. Yes, that's not nice. I don't like that. It's wrong with people.

That's very unfortunate. Well, I saw only like 2 to 5% of people get this what he has. Okay. It's rare. Yeah, rare. It's a rare autoimmune. I hope. So how much is he going to sell?

It could be something, though, that is larger than that, right? Meaning this helped me, but it also will help you do ABC, D, E, FG. Okay, gotcha. He probably really does have it. And he probably really is struggling. And I hate to say this because it's not about him. This is mostly about the culture that we live in where people will create something. Heck, our government does false flags.

Where it's, oh, there was a bomb. The person that bombed us, not for America. We got to hate that country. It turns out we did it to ourselves so we can blame it on other people. Like false flags happen a lot. And then influencers, go to Netflix. There's 19 specials. People who were influencers and had cancer and they drank an apple cider vodka

and all of a sudden they're healed and they sell it to everybody. And now all of a sudden you find out it was all fraud. So I'm conditioned to feel this way. I don't like it about me. But I am who I am. I hope that he's able to live a long life. With this, that part of me that I look in the mirror and go, you should be ashamed of yourself, says that something will happen and he will have something

that helps him that will also help other people that are struggling with similar things. Because autoimmune diseases, I won't say they're common, but they're not extremely rare because there are so many different kinds. They're different kinds, yeah. Like if you lump them all together, it's a lot. But then individually you're like, oh, wow, okay, that seems rare. and I did see the word incurable. Oh, really?

Well, that would make even more of a miracle. He needs one of those preachers from the 90s that would touch your forehead. And you get up and walk. And it's like, you're healed. And they collapse. Then they get up and he's like, I don't have it anymore. I'm healed.

I hope that what he has is able to be managed and he lives a long, healthy life regardless of what he's doing for. So this isn't he would have. had regardless of if he did. I believe it's not because of everything he was doing, yes. Right. His $2 million a year for longevity. My belief is this would have happened anyway. No matter what. Yeah. Okay. That's what he spends $2 million a year. Yeah. Allegedly. Yeah, but he's also making a ton because this is his brand. So he's, yeah. I think he's wealthy. Yeah. Obviously. Well, I think he was wealthy to begin with or he couldn't have done it. But I think he's making a good living because he is like the

spokesperson for longevity and he has a lot of brand. Oh, I see. So like he was wealthy beforehand and then now this has just made him even more. This has allowed him to make enough money to go through and pay for the $2 million a year that he's spending on his body. Yeah. I don't know if I'm. I don't know. I don't like that about me. But I am.

It's okay. You are who you are. I is who I is. And you're owning it? Mm-hmm. I just wouldn't be surprised. But I hope he manages it and I hope that's not the case. Or I hope they really do come up with the cure.

And it wasn't all set up, but they do come up with the cure. set up, but they do come up with a cure. He figured something out. That'd be cool. Yeah. So, yeah, thank you for that voicemail. By the way, you guys can call us anytime. You want a voicemail list? You can. 877-Bobby. Leave us a voicemail. Even about stuff like this, because I probably wouldn't have gotten to that on the show had you not called

and brought that up. So thank you very much for doing that. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day. This story comes us from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. There was a wedding, the bridegroom, get married. They're at the reception. one of the groomsmen's getting food, some meatballs.

He's like, man, I don't need a fort. Just sticks his hand in there, grabs a meatball. Sticks his hand in there. I might be a bonehead and have to pull out the gun for my waistband and shoot myself on the foot trying to stop this guy. Eats another meatball. So the bride's cousin goes, hey, man, why don't you get a plate? So he punches her in the face.

A fight breaks out. Then someone pulls out a gun. Bam, bam! Bam! Shoots two people. Oh, you don't shoot people. Like just random people? It's escalated quickly. You can't reach your hand in a buff and grab a meatball, though. To me, that's crazier than all the other stuff.

Yeah. If a guy's not reaching his hand and grabbing meatballs, the gun never gets pulled. Dude, how sad the wedding is just ruined. Like, that celebration is done. I don't know. If you have multiple people, though, doing stupid stuff like that, I feel like it's a bunch of people that live a stupid life. Oh.

If you're inviting a lot of people that are meatball grabbing, shooting guns, fist fighting. I feel like that's just the nature of that group, you know. I got family members like that So yeah, that's crazy. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. All right, voicemail.

All I wanted to say was y'all went on vacation and left us in very solid content. Very much enjoyed it. So thank you very much for doing that. Oh, thanks for thanking us. Yeah, we really work hard to make sure when we're gone. You guys still get new stuff. So we did full new shows. We did specials.

The Lunchbox calling 911 special is up there. The 100 question easy trivia super challenge. that was never on the radio, was only on the podcast feed and YouTube page. It's up there. Yeah, we really let it rip. I'll be honest with you guys. Other shows in the company get mad at me.

Yeah, because you're sort of setting a standard that's... It's like we go on vacation and we do full shows, full news shows. I've had multiple calls going, why do you do that? That makes sense. Because once we started showing we could do it, then the company expects other shows to do that. That was never the thought. Like, I'll show everybody else.

I don't want to give our listeners reruns. and then I'm a big podcast listener. I hate one of my shows don't have new episodes up. Because I just, it's habitual. Everything is. Yeah. But yeah, there are shows that do not like the fact that we do full things. That's showbiz baby.

All right, give me that other one. I have to come to Abby's defense on the way that the Bill Clinton question was asked. Because if you're going rapid fire, it was Bill, but was it an actual bill that was passed or was it Bill Clinton? It was very confusing to me. I will come to her defense on that one. Secondly, can we get the In the Weeds earmarked so we'll know where it is so we can listen to it? Because I am really digging that podcast. Thanks, guys.

Bye. Two things I'll say. Number one, Mike, please read the question again from Easy Trivia to Abby. This was the most controversial question. Go ahead. What famous bill served as the 42nd president of the United States? See? Right there.

Served. No. Forty-second president. This will clear it up. No. And nobody else missed. That's what I'm asking. Oh, I don't mean to interrupt you then.

It's okay. This will clear it up. Did everybody get Bill Clinton? Everybody. Except for Abby. But which bill? Served. Served.

As the president. Yeah, served. But my brain went a whole different way. And that's a your thing. It's a your Abby thing. Everybody's mad at me because they say I gave Abby a trick question. No, everybody got the same question. Which bill served as the 42nd president?

Yeah. Justice for me. No. I refuse to give justice to you. But that's part of the 100 question, easy trivia, that you can go to the podcast in here. And as far as In The Weeds, I'm telling you that is something I did not expect for people to care about. I started doing this podcast called In The Weeds. It's All Inside Information about the show and my career.

And it's so inside. I thought nobody will care except like 11 people. And it has popped harder than anything I've ever done. Now, it's not bigger than anything, but quickly. So there is a new episode up on the Bobbycast feed. It'll be up today. Yeah, it's up today. It'll be on the Vibe Bone Show feed today too, so if you care.

So what do you mean, earmark it? Well, because I would just stick it in the our podcast forever. So is it, but it's labeled in the weeds? No, like the one you and I did. I just put it in a part too. Oh. I was using it as our Bobby Bone Show stuff. Oh.

I was just putting it in, throwing it in. But people will love it. I don't know why. but it is up as its own today because I also talk to another radio guy it's so in the weeds in the weeds means like inside information Big Bob from Pittsburgh

so we talked about just radio nobody should care nobody should even listen to it matter of fact I'm gonna tell you don't listen to In the Weeds on the Bobbycast feed you will not enjoy it but yeah people love it

okay that's it we're done I hope you guys have a great rest of the day and bye everybody the Bobby Bone Show theme song written, produced, and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry. Scoobie Steve, executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human.