The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 1: Bobby Ranks 'Friends' + Lunchbox Has A New Disease + Bobby Shocked By Crazy Comment!

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

Bobby talked about how he's' seen every episode of Friends.He heard Lisa Kudrow in an interview talking about her contract negotiation they made her always feel like the 6th friend that could be kicke...d off. So Bobby ranks all the characters on the show from best to worst. Lunchbox is out SICK again. He calls in so we can hear how he sounds and reveals what illness he has been diagnosed with that leaves the room in a hush. This doesn't happen often, but Bobby was SHOCKED by a comment made by a school board member to a student.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:40 They have launched a petition to remove a Washington County Board of Education member and the district's superintendent over comments made toward a student during an early April meeting. during a B-O-E meeting that was streamed on YouTube, a board member, Keith Irvin, according to WSNV, can be heard saying the following to a student he was sitting next to. God, you're hot. No. Okay, I'm going to play you a clip. This is about 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Here you go. God, you're hot. You know that? Where do you go school at? I have a rocket. All right. There was a comment meant to be, I guess, complimentary by a board member, but has certainly been determined not to be.
Starting point is 00:03:28 The school superintendent says because the student was not an immediate danger, they kept that meeting going, and some parents say that that members' comments are unacceptable. Yeah, you're an adult. A student sits next to you. You go, God, you're hot. Yeah. And that clip started with the actual audio before the news story. So will you play just apart again?
Starting point is 00:03:48 You can hear her she's uncomfortable, but then she's like, okay. Got your heart. Where do you go to school in? I don't know, no, no. Don't tell them. No, no, no. Don't tell them where you go to school. Lie.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Where do you live? Run away. How bizarre is that? You know what was crazy too is everyone there in the meeting started laughing? That's what some people do when things are uncomfortable, but then that's sometimes when we're uncomfortable and then we laugh, that's what makes it also they feel like, oh, this is an acceptable thing to say. God, you're hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Man, I saw the underage. I'm assuming she's... She's in high school. Yeah. You saw what? I saw the clip and I started thinking like, okay, could I... Maybe we missed something before where they're talking about temperature or like... Something because this is so blunt and wrong.
Starting point is 00:04:37 It's so inappropriate. It's so inappropriate. Like, was she sweating? Ew, is he... Like, I'm thinking if that was my husband or my dad, I am mortified. God, you're hot. Do a kid, to a student. And you're on a board member.
Starting point is 00:04:53 He's not a, no, it's a board of education. Yes, during a B-O-E, Board of Education meeting that was streamed on YouTube, board member. Can be heard saying, God, you're hot. Yeah, Keith Irvin. And this is in Texas, right? No, Tennessee. Or Tennessee, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Dang, can I put throw Texas onto the bus? No, no. Texas didn't do anything. You just sitting there. Because I heard Washington County and he automatically think, oh, it's from Washington. So that was the first story. Next up. A toddler's hand was caught in a wolf's mouth
Starting point is 00:05:22 after the tot climbed into a restricted area at Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, basically a zoo, and they're mad at the parents because the parents were distracted by their phones. So I hear you, yes, parents, bad. But also, shouldn't we make it harder for toddlers to get to where the wolf is? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Yeah, yeah. I feel like there's a lot of blame here to go around. The child slipped through an opening in the wooden barrier and entered a restricted area near the wolf exhibit on Saturday, according to the Dairy Township Police Department. The 17-month-old was wounded after reaching through the metal fencing. One of the wolves in the enclosure instinctively and naturally grabbed onto the toddler's hand. We got to make it harder for kids to get to the wolf.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Several bystanders rushed in to pull the kid away from the wolf. The child's parents were only alerted the incident when commotion erupted from near the enclosure. Yeah, the parents got to pay attention to it. Yeah, you're to zoo. Everybody loses here. Everybody's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Bad on everybody. Make it harder.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Pay attention to your kid. If the kid's 11, I get it. If the kid's 7, I get it. You can run. This is a young kid. A 17-month-old. The couple had walked about 25 to 30 feet away from the toddler to a bench area and was focused on their cell phones.
Starting point is 00:06:35 That's bad. But also, we've got to make sure that you can't slip in and have a wolf bite your hand. You're right, a little bit of both. Am I crazy for thinking that? No, I think it's, yeah. And they're probably going to now come up with a better plan. I'll give you one more. A human skull was discovered during an Easter egg hunt in California.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh, no, by a child? I would have thought, this is the big prize. I found the big A. The skull. An investigation is underway on Long Beach after a family discovered possible human remains during an Easter egg hunt. The discovery which included a human skull was made in the middle of the family's holiday tradition.
Starting point is 00:07:08 The family was, of course, shocked and in distress. That's crazy. That's scary. That's scary. That's from CBS news. But maybe for someone who's been looking for that. Still of all those, I'm telling you what the craziest one.
Starting point is 00:07:20 God, you're hot. That's still the craziest of a human skull being found and a kid getting eaten by a wolf. God, your hot is still the craziest of all those stories. I'm already, I'm already zooming in on the BEO meeting. I want to see the guy that,
Starting point is 00:07:36 I mean, this is a room full of like adults. Yeah. Who says? that to even an adult that sits next to them. Just imagine you're in a meeting a 25 year old, a 32 year old. When would you look at a God, you're hot?
Starting point is 00:07:50 Like, you don't even say that. That one wins over the skull and the wolf eating the kid. Still, that one wins. I don't know what time B-O-E meetings are, but check his cup. You think he's drunk? Just check.
Starting point is 00:08:03 You know, we're not saying that. Hopefully he is. Like how, we're, I mean. Just check. God, you're hot. That's crazy. All right. It's the anonymous inbox
Starting point is 00:08:14 Anonymous bin box There's a question to be had Hello Bobby Bones Last week my friend hit me with a horrible April Fool's joke I have not spoken to her since My dog went missing about a year ago It was one of the hardest things I've gone through Yesterday my friend texted me
Starting point is 00:08:39 That she thought she had seen my dog I was completely overwhelmed She realized it hit me hard And said, sorry it's April Fool's joke she thought it'd be funny. Is that completely out of line for a joke? Would I be irrational to end our friendship over this? Signed April fold.
Starting point is 00:08:56 That's a bad joke. As someone who's made bad jokes, it's a bad joke. I don't think it's worth ending your friendship over. It's a bad joke. I think they were probably trying to be funny, realized they went way too far, way too quick. Hopefully they apologized. If they did, I think you can stay friends.
Starting point is 00:09:11 That's a bad joke, though. You know what's another bad joke? Hey, when a woman goes, I'm pregnant. Oh, that's not a good joke. And especially if you are like wanting. Like if you don't want, it's a bad joke. If you do want, it's a bad joke. If there's not a good way to do that joke.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And also the dog. That's just very odd. I know. It's an odd joke. You know, like I saw a husband calling his wife acting like he was doing a cluck call from jail. And he was like, you know, he had a recording. That's how you did? Yeah, I saw it online.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Those are the April Fool's jokes that are fun. funny. Like, that's where we go. We don't go, saw your missing dog from a year ago. What? But not everyone's a comedian, you know? They don't really know. Like, I don't know. And you're trying to be funny on April Fool's, but you're just saw your mom, Nancy Guthrie in Arizona. Right. That's a mean joke. You can't do that. So like, yeah, just pretend you got arrested. Savannah. We got your, not funny. Can't. Like, there are more dramatic, funnier things. And to your point, Bobby, if, if, if they truly are sorry and they want to make amends that you can still be friends and i think they'll hopefully
Starting point is 00:10:20 have learned their lesson more they think of making that joke i don't know no way is that joke funny i don't okay here's what we say about this you can accept an apology and still be friends that's some bad judgment on their part i keep one eye open that's a yellow flag on the friendship yeah but if they're like it was just a joke what's a big deal then okay yeah maybe you don't need to be a friend maybe you don't do all right there you go close it up my wife doesn't send a lot of clips she's sent this one. It's awesome. She used to work as a janitor at the hospital. Now she's a doctor there. Oh, yes. This is such a great story. Hit that. Shea Taylor Allen is celebrating something remarkable. She will be an anesthesiology resident at Yale New Haven Hospital, the same place she was born and where she
Starting point is 00:11:04 worked for 10 years as a janitor. A lot of people wouldn't even speak to me in a hospital as a janitor. They'll go like this and walk away because you're just the janitor. She says while working as a janitor. She studied for undergraduate degree before going to medical school. How crazy is that? What a great story. Such a great story. She started the custodial job at age 18 to support her family. She pursued medicine. She went to Howard University College of Medicine, went back to the same hospital as a physician and training.
Starting point is 00:11:33 And she's from Connecticut. That's from CNN and at Shea Taylor. But that is an A plus story. And Google it because the side-by-side photos of her working as a janitor and then her as a physician, It's so cool to see. And she had her name tag. They showed her name tag when she was the janitor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Excellent. Did you see the story about the Domino's Delivery guy, the Pizza guy? Mm-mm. So there's this guy and they show the ring cam. And so he's around 70 years old. He delivered for Domino's in Boise. And so the person had asked when they ordered, hey, is there any way I can get diet coax?
Starting point is 00:12:09 But the restaurant ran out. So the guy that was delivering the pizza and went to the store and got him himself. Oh, wow. Yes, and so They posted that video of him coming on the ring cam And so they've raised $40,000 for me donations Oh my. So cool.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Elderly deliver your delivery people. It's like it gets me every time. And these stories, I can't. It's so special. So, yeah, Dan Simpson decided to go to the store since they were out and just get them. And he grabbed a pair of two liter bottles and he delivered them. and so the guy was like guys you're never going to believe what this guy did
Starting point is 00:12:45 and so people just started donating money $45,000 over eight days, New York posts that story. I love that. It's awesome. So I know we played that God Your Hot video a minute ago I just wanted to hit it with some good stuff too.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Do you miss that? The school board member and the student sits down and he's like, God, you're hot. Would you play that again? God you're hot. Do you know that? Where do you go school at? I have rocked.
Starting point is 00:13:09 All right. Okay. I feel like did he throw a dam in there? He did. He followed up with that. This is a school board member where a student was sitting next to him and he goes, God, you're hot. And they got it on the stream of the school board meeting.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Anyway, so shout out to the pizza guy. And to the woman who became a doctor where she was a janitor. That feels very Matt Damon, Goodwill hunting. Oh, it does. Such a full circle. Yeah. That's a good one. Lunchbox out sick again today.
Starting point is 00:13:38 But I wanted to bring him on and talk to him so you guys could actually hear this because you guys don't know anything right nothing right this is lunchbox by the way his voice is totally screwed up lunchbox good morning how we doing oh he's okay that's better okay yeah no i'm not bad hey i'm not bad you guys are exaggerating all right all right um you're not here again today as no i'm absent yeah uh do you want to tell the studio what you have uh yeah guys i got um a little sickness i went to the minute clinic they did a little swabby swab and congratulations your boy has got COVID. Again, baby.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I could have. Again, yeah. How do you think you got it? I could have guessed it. Ah, man, there's one a million ways. I mean, last week I was on top of the world, had a watch party with all these people at my house and a lot of germs. So maybe from that, maybe from the kids, maybe from baseball games.
Starting point is 00:14:32 I mean, who knows? A lot of people in my life that could have given me those little germs. Do you think you're sick a lot? No, I don't. I really don't. Like, how do you not think that? He misses about a show every two weeks, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I mean, I did have strep like a month and a half ago. That was bad, but. And then you had. Besides that. And his yeast infection in his throat. It's been a minute. I did have a yeast infection in my throat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I mean, but I wouldn't say I'm sick a lot. I just think that it stands out more because I actually admit when I'm sick, you know, whereas Amy, she just comes to work and just, nah, don't worry about it. I'll just act like I'm not sick. Does anybody in your family have COVID as well? No, no, no. So are you quarantining?
Starting point is 00:15:17 Amy didn't even take the shot. She just moved on. She didn't respond. She just moved on. I know, I noticed that. Oh, good for you. Thank you. Like, he is trying to deflect.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Yeah, but I mean, you got to give me my flowers because I did feel a tickle in my throat. And I immediately thought, oh, man, Bobby's baby, I got to get out of here. I mean, that was brave of me. I could have stuck it out. You didn't think Bobby's baby. We heard the voicemail that you sent scuba. You were like, Bobby's going to kill me. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:45 But anybody that's sick. I don't want to risk it. You're not allowed to come up here if you're sick. But he has COVID. And you're not coming back this week, right? I don't know. I don't know. What are you feeling, man?
Starting point is 00:15:58 You lose your voice? You lose your taste and smell or anything? No, I haven't done any of that. But I'm really stopped up, really like just drainage and just like, oh. I mean, I just felt kind of crummy, you know what I mean? slept a lot yesterday. just kind of, you know, I was like, oh man, I don't know why I'm so tired.
Starting point is 00:16:14 And so finally I was like, maybe I need to go to the Minute Clinic. And I went and they were, the lady was like, well, I don't think it's the flu, but you want me to just swab you for COVID just in case? I was like, yeah, why not? And who's so interesting to the Minute Clinic. Like I, my first move, I'm curious what y'all do is I go get a COVID test or a flu test two and one.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And I just, and then I take it and then I know. So it's just, I don't know. I guess he's just so used to going To the minute clinic He's a standing account He's like a local He's an open bar A tab at the minute clinic
Starting point is 00:16:50 There he is Hey Daniel Daniel from Price is right What up Yeah She did say she goes I've seen you before I knew it We were old friends
Starting point is 00:17:03 I was like yeah And the urgent care right by my house She always asked me Oh how are you doing How are the kids Like they know it's by you know Yeah. Are you dying right now?
Starting point is 00:17:13 I'm building the case. No, I'm not dying right now. Do you feel bad right now or are you just stopped up? I stopped up. I don't take the bad bill, you know, a little bit ago. So I feel all right right now. But I woke up feeling pretty crummy. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Anything else, guys? We just want to get him on and say hi and let you know he has COVID. I just want to make sure that he's not coming back for the rest of the week. I'd probably come back tomorrow, maybe. No, because COVID, what's the rule? Five days? I don't even think COVID. I thought COVID went away and didn't exist for a while.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh, no. My friend had it last week. Yeah. Does she sound like me? Yeah, she was pretty bad. Like, it knocked her down. Yeah, that's what the doctor said. She said she said she's a couple of weeks and it's really, you're stopped up really bad.
Starting point is 00:17:56 She goes, there's so many variants, but it's not as bad as it used to be where it just kills you. But, yeah, I mean, we're rocking and rolling. All right. We'll keep rock and rolling at home. And he would like flowers for not coming in, he said. He wants his flowers for not exposing us to. It's a flu or any other illness. COVID. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Well, we're hoping you get better. Hey, are more people surprised your name is Daniel since you want all the prices, right? Yeah, yeah, but we don't say that anymore. We've moved on. We don't use that name anymore. We're back to lunchbox. Are we? No, I kind of like Daniel.
Starting point is 00:18:25 I kind of like Daniel, too. It's like a fresh start. No, no, guys, no, stop. We're not doing that crap. We're not changing my name all of a sudden. How boring is that? Like, no, no, no, no. I figure you'd want that, lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Like, just, you know, I want to be me now. Dan Box. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why would we do that? That's his darn. All right. Lunchbox, we will... Hey, so you want me there tomorrow or what?
Starting point is 00:18:47 I don't think by listening to you now, it's good for you to come in tomorrow. Like, we can play it by ear, but I don't know the rules. I don't think we're playing this one by ear. You have a baby. He's not... Tomorrow's too soon. Can't risk it. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Maybe. Maybe. Amy, I have three kids. What do you? I mean, I have babies and you came into the studio. Don't worry about it. You didn't worry about my kids. Bobby's baby is...
Starting point is 00:19:09 But I don't know that... I don't know that he had newborns and you were sick. That's what he's trying to say. Correct. He said you came in and you were sick. I know. I don't know what these random shots towards me are, but it's okay. We'll just state the facts here that Bobby has a new baby.
Starting point is 00:19:24 So if he does come in, though, can we do what we did last time and put him in another studio? Oh, yeah, that's an option. Yeah, that's always good. Or we could just have them, just turn him up from home with his phone. It's true. We could do that too. We'd go to the Daniel lines. Let's go over.
Starting point is 00:19:37 We got Daniel on line eight. Oh, my gosh. You got it. Yeah, lunchbox is here, hanging out. But if you're interested in what I'm doing right now, I'm rewatching season two of hacks because I turned on season three and I was like, I don't remember any of this. So I know I've watched season two, but I'm having to rewatch it.
Starting point is 00:19:55 What if when he's being normal, he's Daniel, but if it's like, you're going lunchbox on us. That's funny. Yeah, like when he goes overboard on purpose. No, no, no, it's not funny, guys, it's not funny. Or when he gets angry? Like, sick, he sounds like Daniel's sick because he's a little vulnerable. Yes, yes. Definitely he's hurting a little.
Starting point is 00:20:09 People are going to tune in and not know what you're talking about. Like, I mean, we don't do that. We don't just change after 22 years. I would say if you don't change, you end up going the way of the Dodo Bird. Yeah, if you're not evolving your dad. Remember Ray changed him to Ramundo. Yep, and he's not even Mexican. People think he's adding all the time.
Starting point is 00:20:27 You guys are idiots. Are we upsetting you, Daniel? Sorry. No, you're not upsetting me. You're just annoying me. Oh, you respond to Daniel. Good. All right, good.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I don't hear you say that. All right, get better. All right, man. Well, I'll see you guys tomorrow. No, I don't think you will. I don't think you will. But there is lunchbox, aka you may know Daniel from guys. No, that's it.
Starting point is 00:20:49 That's all there is. Lunchbox is all we got. All right. Bye lunch. Bye guys. Happy Pride Months, Toronto. Pride is an opportunity for you to create your own space, to celebrate your existence. IHartRadio is proud to be an official sponsor of Pride Toronto Festival, and we won't stop.
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Starting point is 00:21:33 I was terrified. There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. That was your first murder case? Yes, sir. Fair to say this was the biggest case of your career? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Rape a murder for a child. Just as bad as it gets. I would think so. People wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivac and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum. I said I'm not guilty.
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Starting point is 00:24:26 So her umbellical cord was wrapped around her head twice and up under her shoulder and then between her legs. So when I would push, it was pulling. Wow. Did you know that as was happening? No, but I knew something was not right. So I was very scared. It was very scary. It happens a lot, I think.
Starting point is 00:24:42 I can't imagine. She was fully wrapped. She was like, part of me thinks, you know, I never knew anything about childbirth until I was getting prepared to have one. And basically the way like your cervix and all the things, like the way you dilate and stuff is the baby's head like burrows down. So I'm wondering because she was so wrapped up if that's why I went so far past my due day because she wasn't able to do what she needed to do to like prepare my body for birth. But they basically told me not to push until the doctor got there. I wasn't. The doctor came in and told me all these things that we were going to have to do to get her out for us. And there's like
Starting point is 00:25:17 this vacuum that they can use. And they're telling me this. And I'm, I look up at my husband and I'm just like scared to death, you know. I mean, it's scary anyway, but then that started happening. And I was like, oh my gosh. And I was like, what? And then they were, and she was so far down in the birth canal that they would have had to push her back up for a C-section. So they said that really wasn't the greatest choice at that point either. So then we're like having to pick the best of not great choices.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And I'm not kidding. It scared me so much. So for them to do any of those things, you have to push for the doctor to kind of assess. and then they would do like bring in the force. And she was also sideways, so he said he couldn't do the vacuum. So you push and then they like clamp on her head and pull her out, which is so graphic. I'm sorry. But it scared me so bad.
Starting point is 00:26:04 He said, well, we're going to do. I want you to push as hard as you can. And I just kind of want to see the position of her head. And then you're going to relax. And then we'll do it again. And we're going to get her out. And I looked up at my husband. I will never forget it.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Something happened to me and I pushed her out. Like they did not have to use. anything like something happened to me they scared me so bad you know you see those videos of people like lifting cars off of their children i had that experience and so it just scared me and i pushed her out i pushed twice and she was out when you heard her cry were you like oh my god it that right now will make me weep because i was so scared that she wasn't going to be okay and i heard her well first they i you know i'm watched like i see them pull her out and he's doing this to my baby like untamed tangling my child. Like I see the doctor untangling. He was like, she's really tangled. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:26:54 is she okay? And my husband is hysterically sobbing. And I'm like, look, and they laid her on me. And she didn't cry immediately. They like suction out of her mouth. And she went, whey. And I literally have never heard a more beautiful sound. That my life changed instantly in that second when I, I mean, looking at her just like, yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, so it was scary and then that the reward of getting, I literally like never wanted them to take her away from me. I was like, I didn't even want them to weigh her. They were like, well, we have to weigh her. And I was like, no, you don't. I was like, because I was so scared, you know. On the Bobby Bone Show now, Lauren Elena.
Starting point is 00:27:40 You were a gifted of Bronco by Rascalads? Yes. I saw the picture. It's real. I They blindfolded us and took us out to the garage. And I was like, maybe they got us a golf cart or something. I don't know. And then they cranked up these cars. And then I still was like, they're going to put us in these cars and take us somewhere. And then I realized that was my car. They were giving you the car.
Starting point is 00:28:00 They gave us the car. Shipped it. I mean, we didn't drive them home from there, obviously, because we had more shows. So they shipped the cars. Like, just one day I walked outside and it was in my driveway. Is that the greatest tour gift you've ever gotten? Yeah. I mean, that's insane.
Starting point is 00:28:14 That's awesome. Well, I appreciate you talking about all that stuff with me. Oh, my gosh. And I'm here if you have any questions. And my wife said the same thing about you. She's so grateful that you've reached out and been. She's asking a couple of questions. I'm like, there are no dumb questions because you know nothing.
Starting point is 00:28:29 You have this baby. You get back to the nurse thing. You have this baby and these people help you bring this baby into the world. And then they're like, here's how the car seat goes in the car. Good luck. Then you go home. You're like, where does it go? Where does it go?
Starting point is 00:28:41 Yeah. But they're, you know. And I told her about this little. thing that we laid Benny in. I told her about it's like a pillow. Do you all have it? Probably. We have. There's like a little indentation in the center of it. Oh, we do have that. Yeah, I told her to get that. We do have that. I'm trying to
Starting point is 00:28:55 think of what it's called, but I sent her the link and stuff. May 2nd, you're doing the IHart Country Festival. I am. It's a big show. Everybody should get tickets. Ticketmaster.com. Final question, what's the best thing about being a mom? Oh, man. There's so many wonderful things. The way she loves me. Just the most pure innocence love. The way she like looks at me and needs me and like there's nothing like it.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Just to know that I am and my husband too, but it's different with the mother a little bit, but I am the number one person in her life and I don't like just, yeah, oh my goodness. And she says mama and that was her first word and that was pretty good. Thank you, Lauren. I think I've seen every episode of Friends over the years, live when it was on Back in the Day and then on TBS. I think I've seen every single episode, probably numerous times. I was watching Lisa Kudrow, who played... Lisa.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Oh, Lisa Kudrow played... Phoebe. Yeah. She played Lisa? I don't know if my brain was like, she played Lisa, but that's who she is. She said that she, whenever they were going through contract negotiations, they made her feel like the sixth friend that they could always kick off. Oh. Like, you're the worst friend.
Starting point is 00:30:12 we could easily, and she was thankful that they all got together and did their contract negotiation together because everybody kept telling her, we can get rid of you very easily. You're the one that doesn't matter. So I was thinking about ranking the friends in order based off, and I don't put Lisa, Lisa, now I think her name is. I'm sorry, Phoebe. I don't put Phoebe. So at number one in the overall ranking, I think you have to put Rachel, Jennifer Aniston.
Starting point is 00:30:37 If I'm ranking the friends, the number one draft pick is going to be Rachel Green. Jennifer Anderson. And because of that and because of the storyline, you have to put Ross at two. Because a lot of that story on that show was Ross and Rachel on if they're going to get back together,
Starting point is 00:30:53 they're going to stay together, they're going to get married. So I put Ross there. It wasn't my favorite character, but Rachel's at one, Ross is at two. At number three, I put Chandler. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:31:04 Funniest one on the show. He was funny. Didn't know his job. Okay. You put Monica over Chandler? Nope. Oh. So I put Chandler.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Really? I put Chandler at three. I put Monica at four. She had some good arcs. Yeah. She was a chef. She dated John Favreau. Tom Selleck.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Tom Selleck. Then her and Chandler got together. And then I put Phoebe at five and Joey at six. I felt like Joey. All of them were valuable. And I'm not hating on Joey either. But I feel like his character was the most discardable of all. So there's a point.
Starting point is 00:31:40 I don't think she was a strong. at the other four because they made her character very dopey, like almost not real, so it didn't seem as real. Like, you didn't connect to it as much. Same with Joey. Like, how you doing? Yeah. So I put Joey at six.
Starting point is 00:31:54 So I'm going to go Phoebe at five, Joey at six. Why, where did you? I mean, I would put probably Monica and Chandler towards the bottom and Phoebe and Joey in the middle. Really? Did you even watch the show? I watched every episode. Their storylines weren't that good. They tried the Joey spin off, though, and it was terrible.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Okay, well. Do you think Joey and Phoebe were better than Monica and Chandler? I can't speak to why Monica definitely just was never. I like Courtney Hawks and I like Monica's. She's not listening. You're good. You're free to say whatever you want. Especially now.
Starting point is 00:32:25 She's so funny on Instagram. If you follow her. She's like learning how to play drums. So she plays drums? Awesome. She does these skits. Like she's very talented. I, she just wasn't, that wasn't my favorite character on the show.
Starting point is 00:32:38 You didn't like how clean she was. and type A personality. You don't think Chandler was the funniest one on the show? I mean, he's very funny. I'm trying to convince her. I'm trying to sway her back over. I don't think there's a right or wrong here. But I'm with you on the top too.
Starting point is 00:32:51 And then I'm not, though, on the bottom floor. I think Ross was kind of boring and kind of a crappy character. But because that story with him and Rachel, Jennifer Anderson's character, that was through the whole episode one until it ended. It's a big arc. So I just did not. I hated that that Lisa Kudrow or Phoebe felt that way. She was talking about that to impress.
Starting point is 00:33:10 now for a new show or something. I was on TikTok and I saw a clip and I was like, that looks familiar. It was our old studio and Little Big Town. They were doing Boondocks Acapella in our studio and it wasn't on any of our TikToks. It was just somebody who had clipped it and was playing it. So I sent it to Mike. This is from 2014. We had only been in town a year or so. And so all four of Little Big Town, because I love that song and I think I was like, will you guys do it Acapella? So I just wanted to play it because I saw the clip and I was like, this is so good. Oh, that's from us. So here's a little big town doing it.
Starting point is 00:33:41 You get a line, I get a pole. We'll go fishing in the crawfish hole. Five card poker on Saturday night, church on Sunday morning. You get in a line, I get a pole, we'll go fishing in a crawfish. Down in the blue lock. Saturday night, church on Sunday morning. You get a line. I get a poll.
Starting point is 00:34:02 We'll go fishing. And down in the bootlocks. Saturday night. That's on Sunday morning You get a lot I get a ball We'll go up to be sitting Downy and the moon nights
Starting point is 00:34:16 Saturday night Church on Sunday morning You get in a night I get in a pool We'll go on the shed Down in the boot nights Saturday night Church on Sunday morning
Starting point is 00:34:30 That is hilarious That's awesome fun We only been here a year We were pups Good times Yeah can't wait for them to have music. So a little big town there on TikTok. And I was like, man, that's so good. Oh, we did that. We didn't sing it. But we're on our show.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Wake up, you wake up in the morning. And then you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turn. Then you're here. Eddie and me lunchbox, more game two. Steve Redavitt's trying to put you through. Mike D's writing this week's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this. Now time for the morning corny. The morning corny. Why did the zombie take a nap?
Starting point is 00:35:25 Why? He was dead tired. That was the morning corny. All right, voicemail. I heard the story about the guy with his first pregnancy being triplets. That actually happened to us as well. pregnancy. They were like, oh, we see two of them. Oh, we actually see three of them. And we're like, wow. So yeah, insane. And it was naturally conceived. It was also an accident. But all right,
Starting point is 00:35:54 have a go with. I was talking about we have a baby, a single baby, and that is a lot of work. And I am exhausted at the end of the night. Because as soon as I get home, all the attention is on the baby. And it's feeding the baby, changing the baby. It's just attention. It's like a road trip. You don't know why you're tired, but you're exhausted after eight or nine hours of it. And so I was talking about kickoff Kevin who works on our sports shows, works behind the scenes here. He had twins as first babies. And I'm going two of those. But it's all he knows.
Starting point is 00:36:22 He doesn't know one. This guy had three. Yeah, that's crazy. That is crazy. How do you have enough hands? I mean, you have help. But they don't live there. If your family doesn't live there, how do they do it for a year?
Starting point is 00:36:36 Had diapers. It's tough. Diapers blows my mind at how many diapers you go through. So a big shout out to this guy. How about that? Yeah, we think you're having twins. Wow, that's crazy. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Look behind there. There's another one. I'm sure it's awesome and congratulations. By the way, if you guys want to leave us a voicemail, 877-77 Bobby, you can. Hit another one. I'm wondering if Amy still cooks any water on her stove or if she now resorts to microwave every time since she was so against it. Thanks, guys.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Have a good day. There was a period where Amy did not have a microwave. Yeah, I have a microwave now. but I still use my stove top more. Like if I need to heat water, I use the kettle. Dang, little house on the prairie. Old school. Why?
Starting point is 00:37:20 That's not weird? You get your butter turn or two for when you need toast? Like if you're going to make tea, you just put it in the kettle. I don't. I put anything in the microwave. Oh, really? And then I do sensor reheat. It's been the greatest addition in my life.
Starting point is 00:37:32 I never have to put a time in the microwave. Ours has a button, sensor reheat. You push it and then you push start and then it just knows. Things also taste better when you put it in the microwave. pan and reheat on the stove top. Agree, but it takes longer. Yeah. So how good does it taste? It takes another two days to heat it out. I know. I had to put my sty eye patch thing in the microwave the other day and I posted on Instagram and I never got more engagement. I was like, what? Because people were shocked I had a microwave. Oh, that's why it wasn't about your
Starting point is 00:38:02 sty or your... No, it was more of loyal listeners that have been around a long time that missed the fact that I have a microwave because I guess I don't post about it. But I've had a microwave for several years now. Yeah, voice mail us up. 87777 Bobby. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart. IR. Radio.
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Starting point is 00:38:50 In the moment, it felt like it was going on forever. I didn't think I was going to live. I was terrified. There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me. That was your first murder case? Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Fear to say this was the biggest case of your career? Yes, sir. Rape a murder for a child of a 12-year-old child. As bad as it gets. I would think so. Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Creveit and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse,
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Starting point is 00:40:33 It's an incredible because their new star is Javier Ticorito Hernandez. Everyone sees me as a football player, but before anything else, I'm human. Every single day I'm still learning how to live with problems, mistakes, relationships, emotions, ever since I was born. And I still have so many questions. Where do we come from? What happens after death? How do you deal with cancellation?
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Starting point is 00:41:45 Use Twitter. You just TikTok. I kind of got back into Facebook a little bit. And so yesterday I'm on. I read two press releases about Mountain Pine High School where I went to school. Okay. One, we just hired a new principal. Hey. And I think he's going to be pretty good. I don't know him, but I'm going to tell you why I think he's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:42:01 They do this whole long thing about his life. And he has a very long beard. Like I'm talking about ZZ top, but it splits into two, like Dybag Daryl type death metal beard. And if you're going to hire a principal that has a beard that long, they must be really good. Because if someone walks to an interview and they got this crazy long beard, looks like they were in, again, a metal band in the 80s,
Starting point is 00:42:25 you're going, I don't know if this guy's for this, school, but he must have been so good in the interview and have such a resume and changed so many kids' lives. You're like, Beard Bidang, this is the dude for us. Right. I'm looking at it here. It says, and his name is Calvin Walker, is that what it says, Mike? My eyes are so bad. Guys, I'm telling you, I've got to get a new prescription. Yeah, Calvin Walker. Can you zoom in a little? Do you make it bigger? The Mountain Pine School District, because that's where I'm from, a town of about 700 people in Arkansas. Proud to announce that Mr. Calvin Walker has been accepted as the principal from Mount Pine.
Starting point is 00:43:00 He's not just an educator. He's a mentor. But you tell me that you see this guy walk in an interview, Mike. And you don't think that guy played in some sort of hardcore band back in the day. He kind of looks like the lead singer disturbed, but with a bigger beard. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I think he's going to be a great principal because he has that beard and they still hired him.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And he has like some sort of thing. He has a traveling desk, he says, and he goes around. Anyway, I learned this all on Facebook. I never met the guy. Nobody messaged me about it. So, that's number one. Also, since I enjoyed that, they fed me, apparently we have a new football coach. And I learned all about him, never met him.
Starting point is 00:43:38 But he was the offensive coordinator, apparently, at the school. He coaches baseball. He had a picture of his wife and his son, and they had a son in the football uniform. And I'm like, I'm in, his son's already in the football uniform. So, big things ahead from Alpine. Yeah. Who's putting that press release out? Mountain Pine High School, or what is it?
Starting point is 00:43:56 What's the account? I'm hoping it's not Facebook AI because they lie a lot. Yeah, Mountain Pine School District's post. So, yeah, there's a football coach. Yeah, it's their posts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The school post. Can I read a little about him, about this guy?
Starting point is 00:44:10 Mountain Pine, it's time to get loud. We're beyond thrilled to announce that one of our own, Coach Alderman. Oh, so one of your, so, I mean, own in that, but like, did he went there? I'm glad you asked because I read that too. I guess he graduated like six years after me. And he emphasizes being a multi-sport athlete because it builds character of versatility. And also my theory is he coaches multiple sports.
Starting point is 00:44:32 So what's the good players to play multiple sports? But I'm in. Facebook, you got me. I'm hooked. I'm small town in it. I'm back home. Isn't that necessary there to play multiple? We have like 11 total kids.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Right. Yeah, you need that. Yeah, we need you. If you don't play multiple sports, we don't have multiple sports. Yeah. So, yeah. My graduating class was, was in the 40s,
Starting point is 00:44:54 I had to like 45, 46 kids. And it was one of the largest graduating classes of like the past 20 years. Wow. Like that was a big one. How many in your graduating class? Oh, I mean, hundreds and hundreds. We started off higher,
Starting point is 00:45:07 but some people didn't make it. Like, I just remember, like, our freshman year, it was maybe 900 to 1,000 or something, and then we actually ended up with like 600. Okay. I'm not shaming the size of your school. No, I mean, it was definitely large.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Yeah, what classification were you? the biggest one A. Oh, so you don't know. I do know, but tell me the biggest one A? Tell me the triple A. You mean like 5A? A is like smallest. Okay, what's the biggest one?
Starting point is 00:45:32 5A. Texas is different than Arkansas. I know. Whatever Texas is biggest. I can't recall, but 5A. 5A. 5A. But you have like 5A double.
Starting point is 00:45:40 No, we were, I'm telling my high school was big. So we had to be the big, like one of the big. Yeah. We were. Hey, Brackard. I was just housing. And remember I've told you we were very diverse. A very diverse.
Starting point is 00:45:52 school. So I had similar, like you said, there was a lot of gangs at your school. Same with mine. No, no. Let me say mine again. We got kids that were kicked out of schools because they were in gangs. Yeah. Like we were one of the only schools in the county that would accept schools that were kicked out of bigger schools because they were gang related activities. So you would know when someone showed up that happened a couple times. They had bullet holes in their car. You'd be like, oh, they must have been kicked out of Lake Hamilton, Hot Springs for gang activity or something. Okay. So. You guys were like Australia? Yeah, the island where everybody goes, it's a prison island.
Starting point is 00:46:26 So we had people like the governor's kids mixed with gang, first floor. They hung out on the first floor. Pose are gangs, though. No. I know where you went to school. I live where you went to school. No, they came from East Austin. I swear to you, it was first floor.
Starting point is 00:46:41 That's where they hung out. And then we were on the second floor. And then. I feel like if you're separating floors, the gangs are on one floor. Those aren't real gangs. No, no. We put the gangs on floor one. where the elevators are.
Starting point is 00:46:53 That's just naturally how people dispersed. Eddie, how many graduated in your class? 700. Nice. Oh, so were you? Oh, we were a big school. Were you 5A? 5A?
Starting point is 00:47:02 That was our... I think that was the biggest. I'm jealous when you guys say you went to big schools. What makes me jealous of that is you had resources. Like we didn't have a baseball field. We had to go play at Jesseville's baseball field, which was embarrassing. Because our home games, we'd play them on their field, and it'd be our home game because we didn't have a field.
Starting point is 00:47:21 We didn't have a field. The only thing we didn't have was a pool, and that was only located in one school. Upstairs with the gang? No, another school across town. No, gang was downstairs. I totally messed that up. All the gang classes were downstairs, gang 101. So between classes you would gather,
Starting point is 00:47:38 stabbing 101. Between classes you would gather on your floor with your people, and that's where they would gather. Measuring drugs, 102. Listen, you had to be there. I don't know if it's still. like that, but. Morgan, you? I think our class was like 330. Solid. So not as big as that is, but somewhere in between. It, we, you kind of felt like you knew each other, like the whole class. I'm looking at, I don't know, UIL, University of Inter Scholastic League and how they, this is all Texas, right, Mike?
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yes, Texas. Six-A, 2000 plus students. Oh, dang. That was not us. I didn't know that was a six. I don't know if it's graduating class. It could be entire high school. We were a six-A. So I wonder if that's like the entire high school. Probably. And then you're split up into different classes. Are you sure you weren't? Oh, well then, I think probably it's evolved. I was in high school, you know, 30 years ago.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm sure it's evolved to 6A, but it was 5A when I was there. And yeah, who knows if gang members are still in the first four. So since you only had 40 kids. And that was a massive class for us. Did the top 10 automatically go and get accepted? accepted to like big schools. So different than Texas where top 10% I think got into Texas automatically. No. I would say most did not go to college. Just generally speaking.
Starting point is 00:49:05 And if we did, a lot of folks went to, what we had, it was called Garland County Community College. And that was awesome because it was nearby and you could start and hopefully if you did well, you could go. So not a lot. Like we went to work at the mill, but the mill's been closed now. Some did. Some went to work. You know, it was very much that kind of town. but no, it wasn't that type of situation. Okay. I wasn't valedictorian, but I spoke twice at our graduation. I got a B in typing.
Starting point is 00:49:31 It still haunts me to this day. So if you had to gotten the B in typing, would you have been valedictorian? I would have had a 4.0. I don't know if we didn't really have advanced classes either. I went to Garley County Community College as a senior to take classes that got me started in college early. But I don't know. I didn't deserve it. I didn't deserve being valedictorian.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'd shove in too many lockers. About the third locker, you got shoved in. But that's not you not deserving. Yeah, I had a big mouth though. I had a big mouth. It's problematic. Mike, what about you guys? Side school?
Starting point is 00:50:04 We're like 300. It's always jealous because you guys had like real programs. Like we didn't have any sort of like, I mean, broadcasting, any sort of media. Do you guys have any of that? We did. But again, that was all, because in my town there were three high schools. and so one school would have the broadcast TV station or whatever one would have the pool
Starting point is 00:50:25 and then you'd have to drive back and forth if you went to that class. We didn't have a pool but that wasn't even on the possibility list. We tried to get a baseball field. We had a football field but we had no track. So we had mud, dirt around it. So that's what we trained on was dirt until
Starting point is 00:50:41 and then we would just go run on a track at track meets. And dude, it was awesome because he felt like you were flying. It's not dirt. You've been running on dirt. What? I don't even know if we had a pool. The gangspite took it over. I'm trying to picture.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I don't think we had a pool. Which I just Googled it. And yes, it has evolved. Back in the day, we were 5A. And now, fast forward. All these years later, we're 6A. Anyway, Facebook kind of rocks. If you're looking for hometown stuff, man, it's cool.
Starting point is 00:51:10 So congratulations to our new principal and football coach. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Gorry up the day. Still no lunchbox. Let's go over to Eddie now for the Bonehead store. You've got to start it like lunchbox. Oh, I got to.
Starting point is 00:51:20 This one comes to us from South Carolina. There's a woman who owns a local boutique, but it's online. Well, she's open for business. She's been taking orders. People that get their orders, they're waiting and waiting. They paid, but never got anything. So she just got arrested for scamming 15 people. So that's 15 arrests.
Starting point is 00:51:41 That's 15 counts. She's going to jail. And unfortunately, the boutique is no longer taking orders. So the move is you take a bunch of money and then you fill those first orders. It's like Bernie Madoff. Like you always fill the orders of like the group before and you keep the extra money.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Oh, yes. So new people would sign up with him, Bernie Madoff, and then he would give them a little money and then he would keep, I don't know what he's. Yeah, no, he would use their, like he would make sure to pay the other people back. That's what it was. Yeah, thank you. The people later.
Starting point is 00:52:16 A boutique Bernie. Yeah, well, this lady She didn't pay anybody. She didn't pay anyone. Oh, she's selling clothes? Beautiful clothes. Good stuff. You guys bailed me out of that Bernie Madoff explanation.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Amy bought a cat once and didn't come. Oh, yeah. It was a deposit in Louisiana. That's it. And I got it back. It's a cat boutique. Right? And then I think the lady heard us talking about it.
Starting point is 00:52:39 She was going to scam Amy. Yeah, something happened. It was definitely shady. Can I explain Bernie Madoff a little better? because I really screw that up. Bernie Madoff ran the largest Ponzi scheme in history using funds from new investors to pay consistent, fabricated returns
Starting point is 00:52:55 to existing clients. So what she should have done is when new people signed up at the boutique, she should have sent the old orders their stuff. And then always said one step, but she shouldn't have done that, but that would have been the way to do it. You guys build me out on that, thank you.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Yeah, but I feel like what you said is what. I don't know. I kind of screwed up. I'm kind of embarrassed to myself. I'm the bonehead today. Have you seen the Madoff thing? It's on Netflix. You can watch it.
Starting point is 00:53:19 I know. I think Amy's telling you you should watch it. Explain it better next time. All right. There you go. Check it. Do it. I'm Eddie for Lunchbox for your bonehead story of the day.
Starting point is 00:53:28 I want to tell you guys about this crazy cruise, not our cruise, which we are doing again next year. But there is a cruise that goes all the way around the world. It leaves Los Angeles, comes back to Los Angeles. So all the way around the world. It's 100 days. Wow. Wait. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Okay. That is so cool. It costs $16,000. The journey begins in California, then crosses the Pacific to Hawaii with Kona and Honolulu before continuing into the South Pacific and Fiji. From there, it reaches Australia before the route continues through the Western Pacific toward Asia. After that, it heads into the Indian Ocean. The route then turns north through the Atlantic, stopping in Cape Verde, Grand Canaria, Madeira, and Southampton in England. After that comes an unforgettable crossing of the Atlantic Ocean before the ship reaches Barbados and Aruba, passes through the Panama Canal and finally returns to Los Angeles, completing a full circle
Starting point is 00:54:21 around the globe after 100 incredible days. 100 days, thoughts? That's, I mean, if you have the 100 days, that would be a really great way to see the world. I just feel like if we're playing the numbers here, 100 days on that boat, all those parts of the world, you only get got by pirates at some point, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, through all that, probably pirates, it will come home. Or a storm, like something.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Like, you know, you can't forecast a hundred things. 100 days. So like you could be out in the middle of the ocean and then here comes a hurricane. But on our cruise, a storm hit and it was awesome. That was a light storm. I'm talking about you know, you ever seen those movies where the boat's going and like, or those TikTok videos where water comes. But that's so rare that it makes the news when it does happen. I just can't imagine 100 days doing anything straight. It'd be cool. Yeah, I feel like it'd be $16,000. And you'd have to be retired, right? Like, it's got to be mostly old people in there. or mostly yeah
Starting point is 00:55:17 old people or rich people people that have jobs like Uber where they can just stop for a little bit that's $160 a day did the match now I had to do the calculator and I realized that I shouldn't need to because $100,000 to $160,000 should be obviously 160 but
Starting point is 00:55:37 that's all your meals you're seeing the world you have a place to sleep. 100 days is crazy. I know. I mean, you have to be retired or have that time off. And you do stop, so you get off the boat and stretch your legs. That internet, Wi-Fi back. What about your house? Who's going to keep up with your house? Morgan's still feeling the effects of our crews when we went for seven days, not physically, but she's got like a bus at phone. Yeah, guys, my phone isn't working anymore. I think it got ocean water or sand in it somewhere. I can't listen to people on my phone whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:56:12 seven you guys did seven days right yeah could you do a hundred that hard if i'm not working yes i could do a hundred but if we did a hundred day work or no i'd die i'd die pass away we are doing a cruise again next year if you guys want to come uh top shelf country cruise dot com and riley green is playing there's a lot of artists that are playing but a hundred days on a cruise that's from at voyage hunter by everybody bobby bone show theme song written produced and sang by read you Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry. Scoobis Steve, executive producer, Ray Moondo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Joy is essential and it's also elusive, but now there's a new and
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