The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 1: Did Amy Flirt With Riley Green? + Our Listener Got A $30k Bonus! + Drunk Driving Woman Chases Kid On Sidewalk

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

We find out that Amy might have fun out alone with Riley Green and she starts blushing when talking about it. We talked to our listener Naomi who just received a $30,000 bonus and needs advi...ce on how to spend it. Does she go on vacation or does she be responsible and save it? Bobby talked about the crazy video of investigators saying the driver pulled onto the sidewalk and allegedly attempted to strike a teenager riding a bike, then chased them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:31 Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. Mom goes in. She can have a baby. She's going to have triplets. She's 45 years old. And so she gets in and they're like,
Starting point is 00:02:43 all right, here we go. One, two, three, congratulations. What the heck? There's a fourth. Oh, no. It's a fourth baby hiding. in there? Yeah. And so
Starting point is 00:02:56 we had talked to a doctor and we had asked like if this happened. Was that on this show? I was like, did you ever find in those sonograms? No, it was. Was it with Jen? It was Jen Hamilton. Yeah, it's coming tomorrow on the Bobbycast. And she was like for the most part that it happens to people who don't have adequate health care because they don't do enough, they're not able to get sonograms. If it's like you're having a baby and there's a second one hidden. That wasn't this. There were just so many babies in there
Starting point is 00:03:18 they were like hiding the other baby. That's crazy. Yeah, she got pregnant. They were like, yep, sonogram it up. Whoa, you haven't triplets. And they were like, what the heck? And so then, okay, here they come. There's another one. Yep, what?
Starting point is 00:03:34 Well, I'm curious, like this just naturally happened or this was an IVF situation or? It says C-section. It doesn't say anything about IVF. Yeah, because you can't have that naturally. Let me just read through this. But she first got pregnant. She was told she was having triplets. Lender and husband, they had quadruplets via C-section, her babies, Amy.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Amanda, Amber and Amon two names, too close, she'll be yelling out. I'm thinking on that he's being yelled. Like the way you just did. I think they're going to turn into A1, two, three, four. Through IVF.
Starting point is 00:04:03 A couple conceived babies to IVF. Okay. When you do IVF, don't you know how many babies you're putting in? Yeah, but the likelihood of that happening, like you're told, this could result in multiple babies. However.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Octa mom had eight. Right. But don't they know, like, okay, I'm putting four babies in you So you're going to have four babies. No, because it doesn't always, it doesn't work that way. They put more than four, right? Yeah, they don't all make it.
Starting point is 00:04:27 They don't put full babies in there, by the way. Well, no, I understand. They put the embryos. The embryos. So they know how many embryos they're putting in your body. So. They don't all make it. Right. That's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Like, you may do that and none make it. And that's why when Bobby said in the story, they were like, what? I'm like, okay, wait, was it a what? All of them survived? Or was it a what? How are we pregnant with four? Dude, I would be so like, how am I going to afford this? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:56 But is there one of those, if you're already having three and you're like, how am I going to afford this? And then it's kind of just the same. Oh, my gosh. I think four. Because you're probably already stressing about the three. I know, but I mean, it's like one, a lot, two. Oh, that's crazy. You're having twins three.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Holy crap. Four. Okay, what's the difference? Yeah. Four, I'm out of here. Oh, you're jumping. Where is the exit? McDonald's is ending self-serve soda where you go up and just do it yourself.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Oh, no. Yeah, mostly because I think people are stealing. There's also reduced labor, they're saying, maintenance demands. But if you ask. Well, reduced labor, wouldn't it be better that you're doing the work for yourself? If they don't have the labor, like, you're the labor. But if you've got to do the maintenance and you've got to do, I'd assume the constant filling. I think a killing off of soft drinks.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Like that, I think that's the biggest. A soft drink. What a flex. He sounds so intelligent. He sounds like soft drink. So does. Hit it with the soft drink. Okay. Well, maybe I'm doing restaurant speak, but soft drinks are a big money maker. Well, they're going to make even more because you're going to have to like go to them or pay more. One of the two. The company plans to complete the transition. That means no more suicide. Let's be honest. I never had one of those. That tastes terrible, but they were fun to make a little bit of all. You like sounds a gross. It was called a suicide. Was it called that where you guys lived? Yeah, my friends would do it, but I wouldn't do it. There is something called perpetual stew.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Anybody have this when they grew up? Never heard of it. It's basically a soup that people keep boiling and adding into, and it never stopped. Days, weeks, months. The soup just always exists. You just keep adding more to it as it eats. Some of the soups always, it never leaves. Is that safe?
Starting point is 00:06:43 Well, experts say it's safe as long as you maintain a constant high temperature. But if it's always at a high temperature, is it safe? that it doesn't burn the house down. Right. It feels like a different. Well, so by that logic, anything in your fridge, you throw it in and boil it, is it then safe again? The soup or the food? Well, because I'm like, say I opened some spaghetti sauce on the jar, it says, eat within seven to ten days of opening.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Well, what if on day 15 I just boil the sauce? I don't know if it works that way. Well. Perpetual stew is a continuously cooked dish where ingredients and liquid ratted over time. and everything's eaten. It goes back to the Middle Ages where they always kept. It feels like the Olympic flame to me. Yeah, that keeps going.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah, like the dish is just always going. Travels across the world. It's always being cooked. Everybody has some. So just like remnants are left and then you keep adding to it. It is a thousand year longstanding tradition. But if someone's like, would you like some perpetual stew? I'm going to pass.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I'm just going to have the burger there. I'm good. I'm really not the burger guy at places. I'm like, oh, this is interesting. But I'm going to not eat the perpetual stew. That's from food and wine. Did you see the video? of the woman in her car driving on the sidewalk? No. Chasing the kid on his bike? I did not.
Starting point is 00:07:55 She was driving on the side. It was insane. So it's one of those, they say dirt bikes, but it's one of those bikes we're talking about on the podcast that has like a little engine. Electric bikes. Yeah, but it's more than that because they make noise. A guy have an e-bike. It makes no noise. Yeah. These kids in our neighborhood, it makes noise. Maybe it's more of a homemade one. Nah. No, like they rigged it. This woman has been arrested. And if you've seen the video, you're going, I thought it was AI because she's literally driving on the sidewalk trying to run this kid over on his bike. But why? I'm sure because he was driving.
Starting point is 00:08:29 It's a kid. I'm sure it's a kid driving kind of dumb. So an adult woman made that that's how she was going to handle it. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. So her name was Wendy Clemente driving on the sidewalk as the boy tried to outrun her. They're going to pull it up.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Witnesses pulled the child out of the way just before the kid would have been hit. Police say about a half hour later. She was reported to be trying to enter a home and she was arrested. Sounds like if you're entering a home and you get arrested, it's not your home. Right. I feel like there's more going on with her. She told officers she's trying to find dogs to spend time with. She admitted to police that she had been drinking.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Okay. But we're going to pull this up and you're going to go, what the crap. The other story was that Haunta virus that's happening? That's how you say it? Hauntus? Yeah. Haanta, H-A-N-T-A. Oh, I thought there was an S, my bad.
Starting point is 00:09:16 And so they've been locked on that ship. The ship won't come in. And people have died from it. It's terrible. It reminds me, remember the cruise boat when everybody had COVID? And they were like, we don't know enough about COVID. So we're going to hold them on the boat. But this is way worse.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Here, look this woman in the car chasing this motorcycle. Oh, okay. Yeah. I feel like if she was drinking, she might think she's in a video game. That is not slow. No. And that's a normal sidewalk. Yeah, there's trees.
Starting point is 00:09:42 It's not even like a big sidewalk. There's trees on the side of it. Yeah. She's in a neighborhood. If you're watching us on YouTube and we're showing you this at the same time, this is from, what is it, MSNBC? Is that the clip we're showing here? Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:55 That's a normal small neighborhood. She's even hitting like curbs. It looks like they're shooting a movie. Thankfully, she's in a tiny Ford Focus because otherwise she wouldn't fit. You're right. That's true. I mean, this kid must be like, what in the world? Think about the people who are like taking care of their grass, though.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I know, right? And she's running all over it. Because that is some green grass. Oh, she definitely hits some sprinkler heads. Oh, how crazy is that? And imagine she wakes up sober today. Oh. And she sees her doing this.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Yeah, hopefully this is her rock bottom. By the way, you can watch us on YouTube. We're on YouTube right now live at Bobby Bone Show. So back to the hauntavirus. So it does spread person to person. It has a 40% mortality rate. It is responsible for the outbreak on that cruise ship. Now, they're not saying it's because of the cruise ship.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Somebody got on the ship. Probably they had it. It's killed three passengers. it's sick in seven others. Typically, and I did some light reading about it last night, it's rat poop or it's rodent poop that it comes from. And so this isn't an exception because this is a strain that is now able to be transferred human to human.
Starting point is 00:11:03 And they're all stuck on a boat. If I run that boat. Jump, jump shit. I'm probably thinking about swimming. I wouldn't really, but I'm thinking about it. But what do they do with the sick people? Like they've got to put them away, right? As soon as you feel symptoms like you've got to.
Starting point is 00:11:16 room. You've got to say. They all get grounded. That's what it sounds like with Amy. Go to your room. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think everybody's in the room. Has to be. Really? Yeah, I think everybody is now quarantined. Yeah, I don't think there's still like bingo going on. There's no buffet. No cornhole. I don't, you don't do Amy's walks in the morning. Yeah, no sunrise walks or, yeah, blackjacket. No. I was curious too about consumption of food
Starting point is 00:11:43 because if they don't know who all has it and you have people preparing food because they have to eat or drink water is it being delivered so I would only trust bottled water or pre-packaged food
Starting point is 00:11:55 and do they have enough of that? I'm not an infection specialist but I was reading a bit last night where it seems like the strategy would be to get someone that for sure doesn't have it from off the boat to go in protected to test and make with a few people in
Starting point is 00:12:11 quarantine to make sure they didn't have it and they were the designated food preparers? Yeah, or could I was picturing a helicopter or a drone dropping off like, you know, bottled water and... But somebody's got to get it and deliver it too. Doritos, yeah. Doritos would be nice. I'd like that.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Or whatever. We're wondering how they're going to survive and Amy's taking to Corian. No, I'm thinking of like bagged food that doesn't really go bad. Are they near like a port, like are they just like a few miles or like a... From what I saw, they are close? they are close enough, but as of right now, no one is allowed to let them come in. Oh my gosh. I would be terrified.
Starting point is 00:12:49 And they are. Quote, we do believe there may be human to human transmission that is happening among the really close contacts. The MV Hondias started the week's long voyage in Argentina, March 20th. The hauntavirus strain, and it just goes into some of the data about it. New York posted that story. So I've been watching that. What caught me first was the guy in the room going, oh my God, I can't believe this.
Starting point is 00:13:17 And he was crying. And so I was just watching that. I didn't know what haunt a virus was. But the longer this goes, the more the story gets out. I know. It was heartbreaking his plea for people to understand that, like, as you're hearing this, he's like, we're real humans on here. Like, we're just, you know, it's not just some news story that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Like, this is really happening to humans. And if you're a country that lets them in, are you putting your own people at risk? because if you're letting them into your country, you're probably funneling them somewhere else on land where they're not able to get out and expose anyone. So crazy, tragic, sad, all that. I'd just imagine you're on the boat and you're not sick and you're like, what's happening?
Starting point is 00:13:58 Yeah. Because, no, do they shut the internet off so you don't read all this stuff? Yeah, and if you have a balcony cool, right, like in your room, but if you're in one of those rooms in the middle where it's like just a cell, Yeah, but do you want to go on your balcony? Because what if your neighbor's on the balcony and they have it?
Starting point is 00:14:15 I would bet it doesn't jump across balconies. If I'm betting, again, I'm not a hundred-a-hirus expert. Like, if you're close enough in proximity to another human, like I don't know what has to happen. Is it, you, you know, because like COVID, we had to stay six feet apart. Yeah, well, you ain't going to be six feet if you're. I think you're good on the balcony. Okay, on my balcony, there was one divider of me and the person.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Yeah, but you're not going to be. six feet from them. And the wind? I mean, all the... Yeah, the wind blows it right into you. Okay. Oh my God. Guys, I don't know. I've just... Yeah, mostly, if it's ever been gotten by a human, it's been humans in contact with infected rodents, mainly deer mice and rats, breathing the airborne particles from their urine droppings or saliva, but it's not been from once a human gets it passing it over to another human. Okay. Which is what's crazy. So there's the update on that. If you guys want to call us. Not about that. I'm done talking about that. But you got to see that story that woman driving on the sidewalk. That's crazy. That's insane.
Starting point is 00:15:16 What if you're her kid and you have to go to school today and they're like, yeah, your mom was driving drunk on the sidewalk. I think about that stuff now that I have a kid. Embarrassing my kid? Because I never used to think that. But now it's like, I can't drive drunk on a sidewalk because I don't embarrass my kid. Sorry, man. Can't do that anymore. I might have. Those days are over. Now no way, man. I'm going to play this song. And so her name is Stella Lefty. This song's awesome. It's blowing up. Gary LaVox was singing this on a boat. Here, play the Gary LaVox's song back from Boston. And we're jumping the gun and I'll turn you, baby. This is the part where I run, but I like you with you. Gary LaVox is elite singer Rascal Flats. And this is Stella Lefty. This song is called Boston.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Bobby Bones. I just turned 24. One of my best friends since middle school. The kind of friend who used to plan surprises for me only texted me HBD this year. No call, no Instagram post, nothing. I feel weirdly annoyed. Am I being dramatic? Or is that kind of low effort for how close we are? Signed, left on red on my birthday. A little dramatic. I can understand if you're upset because your friend didn't do anything for you, just in general. But it sounds like HB. is the only thing. I don't feel like an ATPD text is bad. But if that friend usually like jumps in the mix,
Starting point is 00:16:54 I can understand why it would be confusing. I think first you should evaluate if there's something going on in the friend's life that day that maybe didn't allow her to give full attention to your birth day. Yeah, that's what it was running through my mind is capacity. Because as I've been told, the whole world's not about me. You've been told that? Yeah. You can't believe that?
Starting point is 00:17:15 Can you believe that? Yeah. So what I would say to do is don't look too much into this one thing. Maybe use this as a reason to reach out to your friend without saying, hey, I'm just checking on you because you didn't do more for my birthday. Just be like, hey, what's up? How's it going? And just see if there's anything there. And I think you'll learn a lot then. I wouldn't let one HBD define your value in the relationship with your good friend. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, it's giving you information. if it does seem a little, then yes, then you can reach out. But I wouldn't reach out within a, why did you only send me HVD for my birthday. No, reach out with curiosity of how they are or what's going on in their life or can y'all plan to do something soon? And then maybe that'll give you more information of what's going on.
Starting point is 00:18:03 There's always a little something going on. Everybody's lives got a little something going on. I found that I am probably 60% less responsive on text messages, especially quickly, quickly. I'm pretty good at because it's just the baby stuff all the time. I called you yesterday. You didn't answer. You called me? And you didn't call me back either.
Starting point is 00:18:23 You called me? And now I'm like, wait, you didn't realize she called him? No. Maybe you, I was like, maybe he didn't have the capacity. Oh, I'm sorry about that. Do you see? But I mean, I was going to make it a thing. I missed three calls at the same time.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Was it important, Amy? I didn't call you, I didn't call him three times. No, I missed three. But, okay. I would never. No, no, no, no. I was dying and called you three times in a row. I didn't notice that you called.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I do see it now because it's red. However, really no defense because baby was not sick, but man, she just, I think having a little growing pains, having a little reflux issue. But I figured you also could have been working at that hour because I know we both had podcast stuff. Oh, I can look. Hold on. I think it was just before one. Oh, I was in the middle of an interview too.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Okay, so I was about to start my podcast. So I was trying to catch you right before. Oh, podcast advice needed it. Like, how do I talk? No. What question to ask? No. I'm sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I was in an interview, yes, and then it was just baby Palooza. That's okay. And I think there could be a time in my life. It's really our filter, and depending on what's going on, there could be a time where I would have been like, oh, wow, Bobby hasn't even seen that I called or reach back out or, because you don't miss a call. I mean, I know you might be doing something. I don't want to answer a call. Yes, exactly. So I would maybe, I could tell myself a story of like something's going on.
Starting point is 00:19:44 But when you don't. Not from me, just from anybody. I don't like answering the phone. FaceTime. This warranted a call. So. What the heck? Now I'm like, what is it?
Starting point is 00:19:54 Tell us more. I'll tell you later. But also, what I'm saying is I get this person's curiosity about, oh, like, should I be, you know, stressed out about this? Or am I being dramatic? Because now, because I'm in a good place, like, I was like, oh, yeah, whatever. We'll talk about it when we talk about it. It's not a big deal. But I understand how little things like that loop in someone's head and get.
Starting point is 00:20:16 to them and ruin their day. But all you're doing is making the problem worse because you're telling yourself a story. Okay. I agree with everything you're saying, but can I just say something about our specific, an acute diagnosis of our situation? Okay. Why don't you text me after and be like, I know. Is that I would see and be like, I would get back to you? I know, but really, I had to go work too. So I was like, oh, call, phone call didn't work. So we'll figure it out later. But I didn't let it spiral into something. But also if you call and you don't leave a text message, don't leave a message, I'll never hear it. But if you don't leave a text, I think it wasn't important. You just called. Right. I know. But you didn't even know. I didn't even know you called. But I say that now.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I'll get back on track, but I, you guys, you have no idea what it's like. No, man. You have no idea what it's like. You guys, hey, I can tell you stories for ages about babies, man. I can give you some advice one day. You let me know when you need it. Okay. Hey, don't freak out about HBD. if HBD happens again and again those type situations you need to figure it out. I would say with thinking about hi and with my friends over the years like sometimes I do Instagram posts the next year I may not
Starting point is 00:21:20 it doesn't I also don't feel like Instagram stories because she mentioned that in the note like an Instagram post does not equal the importance of your relationship. It also could be that you're getting older and she's like I don't make the Instagram post we're adults. Yeah. But yeah thinking back I didn't do one on your birthday
Starting point is 00:21:37 but I felt bad about your birthday. Yeah but you did one on Eddie's. Yeah but oh gosh she's. noticed. That's true, but it was further out from the baby. It's fine. True or false? True. I haven't thought about it once. Yeah, right. Really? Oh my goodness. Did I do? Oh, no, but here's. Wow. Can I be? I know, I know. You do Eddie's as a joke.
Starting point is 00:21:55 I do Eddie's like 10 a year. I know. I know. He gets 10 a year. And so now when I do on his birthday, people don't believe him. And that's the joke to me. I got no birthday wishes on my birthday because. Yeah. Eddie got. That's the joke. That's all a bit, you know? I know. Don't worry. I don't think about it. I'm sorry about that. All right, close it up. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart. IR. Radio.
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Starting point is 00:23:04 That was your first murder case? Yes, sir. Fear to say this was the biggest case of your career? Yes, sir. Rape and murder for a child. She's as bad as it gets. I would think so. Evil, wake up.
Starting point is 00:23:15 I'm the woman saw the murder take place by crevette and de Pippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum. I said I'm not guilty.
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Starting point is 00:24:27 The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called, Hey Jonas. We've here, since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Niall Horne, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. All right, voicemail. I just got a very sizable bonus at work. It's $30,000.
Starting point is 00:25:03 And my plan was just to use it to pay bills and, you know, be smart with it and save it. Everyone else that I have talked to is doing something cool and they keep telling me that I should at least do something for myself. I'm just curious, what would you guys do? I would take of a bonus. She said $3,000? 30,000. We actually have her on because I was so blown away by this. So Naomi, we were just listening to your voicemail.
Starting point is 00:25:31 It's Bobby. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Can we talk about this with you? Yeah, of course. First of all, that is a heck of a bonus.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It is. It is. And they upped the amount to even cover the taxes so that we got the dollar amount. wanted us to get. Wow. Do you work for Santa Claus? Yeah, what? Right? None of us were expecting anything like this. Did you like hit a performance goal or do they bonus the whole company? It was the whole company. We're going through some changes. We're kind of going from being small and independently owned to having some people come in and invest in us. And this was part of their investment deal that they wanted to take care of the employees. Let's go. I'm going to work on there. That crazy. Okay, so you were given a
Starting point is 00:26:23 literal $30,000 bonus. Wow, not before taxes. Yeah. After tax. Can I ask you a semi-personal question? Sure. You don't have to answer, but do you have more than $30,000 in debt? Not mortgage. Mortgage. Mortgage and car payment. Just say mortgage. Mortgage doesn't count. We have car payments. We have credit cards. We're definitely going to pay off everything that we can pay off. that that's the plan but sometimes it seems like we should i don't know it feels like we should do something especially with the kids but we're a no vacation ever family where you know every dime extra we have goes into sports for the girls for our girls i like to make a suggestion because it seems like you have too good a head on your shoulder that i'm afraid that you're going to look back
Starting point is 00:27:14 at this in a few years and wish you would have at least done a little something. Now, it sounds like a lot of your people at work are going crazy. We're going to buy 42 kegs or, you know, we're going to buy, uh, uh, lunch walks always wanted like a, a boat car. Hot tub boat. Hot tub boat. Yeah, whatever it was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I think because your mind, your priorities are in the right place, if you were to take like $22,000 and go, this is the money we are earmarked to pay off a lot of what we need to pay off. and you take eight and you create an experience for your family this summer. I think that would be not only responsible, but I think that would be something that you would be appreciative and grateful for seven years from now. Now, I don't think you go half and half. I don't think you definitely go all 30 and party with it,
Starting point is 00:27:59 but I do think something like a 228 split is something where you're getting enough paid off with this money that is kind of coming out of nowhere. And also, man, memories are so freaking cool. And I don't think there's anything wrong. That's an investment in your family. knowing what I know, that would be the advice that I would give you, Amy. Yeah. How old are your kids?
Starting point is 00:28:20 One just turned 14 and the other one turns 13 in August. Yeah, I mean, perfect age to make memories. I would say, you know, some parents may want to spoil the kids or buy them something. But doing like Bobby said and making it a trip. I saw an article recently and I'm just paraphrasing here, but it was talking about kids and family vacations and memories. And it doesn't have to be somewhere extravagant or far, but just being intentional. about getting away and seeing some of the world. And by that, I also mean the United States as a family and making memories is far more impactful
Starting point is 00:28:52 than gifts for children. Yeah, I don't think that 228 split feels weird. I feel like that's a responsible split. I hope you do that. Again, I don't know all the nuance of, you know, what you got to pay to who. Maybe you got bookies. They take your kneecaps out. We don't want that to happen if you do.
Starting point is 00:29:07 But congratulations on the bonus. That is a significant amount of money to just come into. What are you leaning towards? right now. I mean, obviously we're paying stuff off, but my daughter has her golden birthday in August, and she's making a really big deal about it. She was born August 13th, 2013, and this year, it'll be turning 13 on August 13th, 2006, which is double 13. And she's a really big Taylor Swift fan, so she's been dying to go to Nashville to see the Taylor Swift stuff in country music hall of fame. So we were kind of tossing around that idea.
Starting point is 00:29:43 So, you know, Nashville, it's not a big trip or anything crazy, but, you know, that might be what goes, what happens now. I think that would be a fun vacation. And I'll tell you this, if you guys do come, I would love for you guys to come to the studio and we'd love to meet you. Just to kind of put a little bit of, hey, let's come, let's do it to Nashville. If it's something that kind of, you know, makes it happen, push it over the finish line
Starting point is 00:30:09 come to Nashville come hang out with us we'd love to meet you I think that's a fun trip for everybody I think your other kid would like that too Nashville's got a lot I mean go down to the bars yeah
Starting point is 00:30:18 yeah there's no rules in drinking in Nashville at 12 that's like Mexico 12 13 to sit at the bar have that good no we do lunchtime they can go at lunchtime they'd enjoy
Starting point is 00:30:28 yeah they'd enjoy seeing all the you know the laney bars and Mortimerlin and all the bars down there I would encourage you to do something with the memories pay off a lot of the bills. I like my numbers split.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I'm very into numbers and clean numbers. But if you do come to Nashville, because your daughter wants to do that, I never heard of a golden birthday. I thought she was 50. I'll be honest with you. I didn't know what that meant. You are more than welcome as part of your trip
Starting point is 00:30:53 to come and visit us, and we'd love to see you. Oh, I love that idea. I will definitely keep that in mind. They would love that because we're all big Bobby Bowen show fans. And you can be Daniel. They listen with us.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Oh, my husband just texted me and said, make sure you call on Fox Daniel. Okay. You can meet Daniel, too, when you come right here. You guys are so stupid. Like, I mean, that's a dumb trip. Like, you need to do something. You can't do something just for your daughter that's turning whatever, the golden birthday. Then the other daughter is like, well, then on my birthday, I need it.
Starting point is 00:31:22 I mean, don't come here. We don't like you. Wait, what? That's not, that's not Daniel. You're being lunchbox right now. I'm just telling you. No. There is plenty to do where both girls would have a lot of fun of.
Starting point is 00:31:34 But I'm just saying, like, two girls or one girl, one. For sure. Oh. Do you have two girls? No, no, two girls. Okay. They're both girls. Look, I found a boat online right now for $29,935.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Right under $30,000. Taxes. Oh, sure. You'll cover the taxes? What's the difference? But also, Eddie, are you not listening? What? We're putting money away.
Starting point is 00:31:56 And then having a trip. Is that a sign that it's just under $30,000? A sign that you look for it because you wanted a vote. That's what I googled. Yeah. Boats for $30,000. Okay. So that would be our advice, Naomi.
Starting point is 00:32:08 If you do decide to follow up on it. Will you guys give Naomi somebody's email or number or something that she can get in touch with us? We would love to have you up here. If not, just let us know what you decide to do. But you ask for advice, pay off a lot of the stuff, but do something special too because I think you might regret it later on. I love that. And I appreciate that advice because I've been really hard on myself about actually just spending the money to go do something cool instead of being fully responsible with it. I understand.
Starting point is 00:32:37 You are, but look at it this way, you are being responsible by setting aside some to take your family on a trip. That is, that's not being irresponsible at all whatsoever. You're being intentional about making some memories and having some family bonding,
Starting point is 00:32:51 which is equally as important as setting money aside for bills. Because it sounds like you're, if you're putting $22, $24,000 towards some of your debt, that's a lot. And she's inspired me. You know what?
Starting point is 00:33:05 Bonus is for everybody here. I got a free quarter for everybody. A quarter of what? A dollar. Everybody gets a free quarter at the end of the show. I think people are confused about that. I don't pay this show's salary. They don't pay.
Starting point is 00:33:20 That's the company. But you could make a call, right? You can be like, hey, guys, can you give Amy? Make a call? They would be like, no. No, the only thing he could do, which you don't, I'm not saying, but you couldn't call and they would just be like, okay, Bobby, no problem. We'll pay them more. Choose your words.
Starting point is 00:33:35 I am because I've seen you do this before. Not for us in this room, we're fine. There's been times or there's other, I've seen you do it since even 15, 20 years ago, you being like, hey, I'll take this out of my pocket to pay this person this. Oh, I do this. I do it now. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I don't know with most of the room now. Not you. Not in this. No, yes. Okay, maybe some people in this room, but. Yeah. Let's go. Well, why not me?
Starting point is 00:34:00 You don't need it. You don't need it. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm joking. I know that's how you work. But free quarter. Hit me up, guys. I give you a quarter.
Starting point is 00:34:12 I have one of those little belts. All right. Here's your quarter. Naomi, I'm so glad you called. I hope, hey, whatever decision you makes is going to be the right decision, right? Because you care. So it's going to be the right decision. Final time, I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I do want to meet you guys if you come to Nashville. I think that would be a super fun trip. There's a lot to do. And, yeah, congratulations on the bonus. All right. Well, thank you. I appreciate all. all the advice guys.
Starting point is 00:34:36 All right. Bye, Naomi. Bye. This person did a 60,000 piece puzzle. Is that a lot? Oh, yeah. I think it's a record. 1000 is a lot.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Yeah. Overwhelming. Have you ever seen a 60,000 piece puzzle? Never. I don't even know. Where do you do that on a gym floor? Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Right. Unless the pieces are really tiny, Amy. Would you do it? Could you do it in a garage? Like, take all the cars out and do in a garage? Lou Sallis took four years. and put together a 60,000 piece puzzle. Oh, it's gigantic. He's laying on it.
Starting point is 00:35:11 How big does the room look? It looks like if you're in a convention center. Oh, dang. The big floor. Yeah. I just never heard a puzzle that big. Over 800 hours to put it together from CBS Evening News. Man, that is some commitment.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Biggest puzzle you've ever done? A thousand. You? 1,000. I got a table, too, for my birthday. A puzzle table that fits a thousand piece puzzle. It's pretty cool. man. It's like, you know how an architect has their drafting board?
Starting point is 00:35:38 I have a puzzle board like that. And that's how you know we're getting older, buddy. Lunchbox's mom now loves Riley Green. Right, this just in. Yeah, breaking news. She watched the Iheart country festival the other night on Hulu, and she used to love Luke Bryan. She went to the show a few years back, and Luke Brian performed, and she was like, whoa, this dude is amazing, and I love the way he danced. Well, she watched on Saturday, and all she could talk about. out on Sunday was, oh, Luke Bryan, I'm done with him. The new guy is Riley Green.
Starting point is 00:36:13 She goes, I've never heard his music before, but what was he nice to look at? And then I go, well, he's going to be on our cruise next year. She goes, oh, well, maybe I need to come on the cruise. What if, hypothetically, Riley Green and your mom disappeared. No. No. No. No what?
Starting point is 00:36:31 No what? Oh, no, no, no. No. No, no. They disappeared together. And she's like, don't tell your dad. Oh, no. No, no, no. Would you cover for your mom?
Starting point is 00:36:39 No chance. Would you tell your dad? Yeah. That your mom disappeared until a room with Riley Green. 100%. Her crush. What if your dad said, it's okay? Well, then, I mean, I can't do anything about it.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Would you be okay with it? No, I'd be really weirded out, and I'd look at my mom differently. Would you fight Riley Green? Why would I fight him? He wouldn't win that, Amy. That's dumb. What would fighting do? My mom made a choice.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I'm not going to fight my Riley Green because my mom decided. My new dad. Riley Green's your stepdad. Dude, that's crazy. She said, she said, um, excuse me, where has Riley Green been? And why am I just now seeing this man? I looked over backstage and I saw Amy talking to Riley Green. Oh, yeah, she was...
Starting point is 00:37:20 We did something on Hulu. Yeah, but then afterward, you guys were, like, facing away from the cameras, having a little chat. Really? Yeah. I don't remember that. Really? I don't. I feel like I don't really don't know that.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Oh, I didn't know if you anything... Are you trying to fight my mom for Riley Green or something? No. Is there a battle? I didn't say anything was going on. There's no need to wring me. I'm not rurring you. You didn't.
Starting point is 00:37:43 You literally rung me. No, I'm just saying I don't remember that. I looked over and you guys are facing away from the cameras to have a little chat. Oh, my. What are you guys talking about? I don't know because I don't remember this moment. It's probably like, hey, how's it going? Not much.
Starting point is 00:37:58 He said not much to how's it going? That's not the answer to that question. Not much. I don't know. I have no idea. Are you getting a little scrambled right now? Are you turning red? Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:38:09 No. How's it going? Not much. Sounds like you're a little scrambled right now on your brain. And then you meowed in the middle of that. Yeah. Okay. Now.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Are we moving on? Is that what we're doing? Yeah, I'm pretty sure lunchbox was with me and Riley the whole time. No, when I saw it wasn't a YouTuber right there. Lunchbox was with some dude with a cool jacket. He was like walking out with him. That jacket's incredible. That jacket is fabulous.
Starting point is 00:38:29 The plether one or whatever. Yeah, yeah. No, no, one with him either. Incredible. An Amy's story from the festival was, you know how our hotel room? We had those beds. and you get out of the bed and knows you got out of the bed
Starting point is 00:38:40 Yeah, the light turns on So cool. Yeah. So cool or so annoying. So I get in bed and lay down and all the lights in the hotel room are off except for the ones on the bed And I'm like, where's the light switch for those?
Starting point is 00:38:53 There were these little lights built into the very bottom of the bed. Right. If they sensed you got out of bed, they came on. Yeah, just before I knew they were, if there was a sensor. So I'm like, I keep getting up. And so therefore every time you get up, the lights stay on longer.
Starting point is 00:39:07 And I couldn't find the switch and it was driving me crazy. So I got pillows and I laid pillows in front of them. And I was like, that'll solve it. Except for the pillow doesn't block it all the way. So there's lights seeping through the sides. But the pillows are keeping the sensors going. So that's why I thought the lights were just always
Starting point is 00:39:23 on. And so the next day I'm telling someone, they're like, how'd you sleep? And I was like pretty terrible because I couldn't figure out how to get those under, those lights under the bed off. And they're like, they're sensors. Like after you lay down for a a couple of minutes they'll turn off.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Well, I just was impatient and never gave it a couple of minutes. So night two, my sleep was much better because I lay there patiently and the lights went off. I worry about Amy. How was I supposed to know there was a sensor? I mean, I thought that too, but as soon as I laid down and like they turned off, I realized, oh, they're a sensor. And then when you got up beginning, they came on. Oh, look, it's a sensor. And then when you got back in the bed, they went off.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Another sensor. I know. I never laid down long enough for them to go off. So I didn't know. It happens. It happens. Like, did you ever walk in the bathroom when the sensor light went on?
Starting point is 00:40:10 No. Oh, yeah, the bathroom was sensor too. Maybe he's got pillows all the way blocking the bathroom door. Just didn't get it off. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart. IR. Radio.
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Starting point is 00:43:00 They're starting to prepare to send people to Mars. So they're doing experiments with people to see if they can live in what would be the situation if you went to Mars. So these don't really the astronauts. They're just like testing people that are ready to come doing. So here are the things that you have to do during the test. and you make pretty good money, but you are sealed in a simulated space station, and when you go in,
Starting point is 00:43:22 you're not allowed out until August. Again, it's a good payday. They don't torture you or anything, but they want to see what the effects of the human body would be. Number one, you must submit to regular blood tests. Okay. As we've learned, Eddie and Lunchbox is great at that. No problem.
Starting point is 00:43:36 No problem. I can do that. Number two, you can't communicate or make eye contact with medics or any other officials because those medics or officials won't be on the actual ship up, but while on earth they have to come in and do it. So you can't actually talk to them. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Or look at them? Or look at them? Yeah. Really, they don't exist other than put your arm out because there'd be some sort of machine that takes your blood if it were actually going to space. Okay, we can do that. Next up, you must exercise for an hour a day.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Okay. That's tough. Okay. That's tough. What else are you going to do? I don't know. You have nothing else. Oh, that's what he wants to do, though, nothing.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Nothing is great. That's how he's going to life to do nothing. So you do have to exercise an hour every day. You can only shower for five minutes. minutes twice a week. I'd love that. What? Can you do five minutes?
Starting point is 00:44:21 Yeah. I mean, just jump in, jump out. And that's probably to conserve water. Sure. You have limited clothing and laundry facilities. But if you're not showering a whole bunch, and it's probably like a scrubs. Who cares, right? And if you stink, like when I stink, it don't bother me that much.
Starting point is 00:44:40 It just bothers my wife. Does it bother you guys if you yourself stinks? No. Yeah. No, you smell good. I don't want to. Oh, I don't know that that's true. It just is a thing.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Like, who cares? I don't mind my stinky smell. Oh. You can only eat rationed, pre-packaged space-style foods. No fresh foods or vegetable. Basically, you're just getting those little packs. That would be tough. Yeah, do that for six months or so.
Starting point is 00:45:05 No alcohol or energy drinks. I'm out. I'm good there. You're allowed just a one two-hour video call with the family once a week. That's fine. Two-hour? One, two-hour? two hour one. So it's consecutively two hours. Yep, once a week. That'd be tough. That'd be tough for me now with the new baby.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Yeah. So that one will be, you? I mean, yeah, we can probably get it all in in two hours. You think? I think so. Only one small shoebox of personal items is allowed. Oh. What else do you need? What do you mean? What else do you need? True. You only get privacy in your tiny sleeping pod and in the bathroom and you can only sleep at regulated times between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. Oh, can't sleep, man. No. That would suck. You can't form relationships with the other travelers because it could impact team dynamics and performance. There's also a strict rule of no hooking up.
Starting point is 00:45:56 A trip to the moon takes around four days, but traveling to Mars takes around six months. So astronauts will be trapped together in confined quarters with limited resources as a journey far away from home. So basically, I mean, maybe a year. But let's say they were doing this for six months. For $300,000, would you do this for six months? Yes. Yeah, $300,000. Yeah. All of this.
Starting point is 00:46:20 And if any time you don't do what they're saying, you get kicked out and no money. Is it taxed? That's a good question. You know what? No. You get $300,000. I think you can do it. But you could, but would you want to? Would you go, yeah, I'm in? I think I'm out. Why are you out? I'm out. The food situation's not good. Not doing it for a year.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Was a year? Six months. Six months. Yeah, like no real human interaction? That's the only part I like. No human interaction other than my wife and kid. You love that. Yeah, that's the part I'm into. No alcohol.
Starting point is 00:46:53 I mean, I get that you think you won't like that, but it's just not good for your soul. I hear you. Like, on a sub level. I don't think I would like that. I probably like that. Maybe. Okay. I think you think you think you know you would like that.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I think I know I'd like that. Right now it would be tough for me to do that because of the video call once a week, two hours. That's it. infant and I got to watch her grow up. So I would not do it for $300,000. You? Nope. You?
Starting point is 00:47:25 I think I'd do it. And here's the thing. I get it why you because an infant can't really talk to you. Your kids, like my kids are old enough where they'll be able to communicate and tell me what's been going on in their life. You'll just be able to look at the baby and be like, what are you been doing? You're growing. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:47:38 So there wouldn't be much communication. My kids, we could, you know, talk. So I'm in. Catch up in that two hours? Yeah, you catch up in that two hours twice. a week. Hey, how'd you do your game? How's school going? You know what I mean? Did you pass that test? No, it's okay. It's only six months. Yeah. Eddie? Yeah, no. Yeah, no, I'm out. $300,000. I'm out, man. There's a lot of things that we're going to be missing out on.
Starting point is 00:47:59 What if it's a million? Now we're talking. A million? That's worth the things you'd be missing out. Yes. A million dollars, we'll do it. Definitely a little different. A million for you? I might probably more so considering it now. Not tax. Amy's just obsessed with not tax. I know. Well, because if it's tax, I'm like, no way. Get out of here. Get out of here with your taxation. Wake up, wake up in the morning.
Starting point is 00:48:27 And then you turn the radio on and the dials us. It keeps on turn. Then you're ready and me lunchbox. More game two. Steve Redavitt's trying to put you through. Mike D's writing this week's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this. Now time for the morning corny.
Starting point is 00:48:56 The morning corny. How do robots eat guacamole? How do robots eat guacamole? With microchips. Microchips. That was the morning corny. All right, voice smells. Let's go. Hey, Bobby. Hey, studio. I was just calling to get an update from Eddie on the kid's spray pane.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Did they ever catch who did it? Or let me know. This is Matt from the Permian Basin. Thank you. I had some kids in your neighborhood spray painting. You did. Night watch. Fell asleep.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Yeah, I did. We did about a week and a half of night watch. We saw nothing. But the good news is they have not attacked again. So the signs have been cleaned. I've looked around for more graffiti. None there. So you're not doing night watch to catch them.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Now you're doing day watch to just find graffiti. Yeah, like if they hit again, we're going to have to regroup and try to catch these guys. He'll go back to sleep. Next one. This whole thing about Eddie and not going to the doctor is nuts. Just suck it up. Go get it done.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Knock it out. Feel good. You deserve it, dude. Just go to the doctor. For what? No testosterone. No, guys, let's see what I can do naturally first. And then I'll give myself a little like, you know, a deadline, two months or whatever.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I'll get checked again. And then we'll go from there. I've been doing squats, baby. But I don't think even if you did that every day for two months, it's going to affect. I think that is such an incremental growth that it's good. if you can get your testosterone to a normal level that actually keeps it up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Just from what I've been reading. But I keep doing you. Don't worry about it, I guess. Don't go to the doctor. Hey, screw medicine. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. You're lucky to have insurance, but he's like, I ain't going.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Okay. This is one more, Eddie one. Go ahead. I have listened to you for a very long time. And I believe that the only reason that Eddie has low tea is because he's a lot older than lunchbox. Let's take another test when lunchbox is his age and see what his low tea is. Thanks, Spike.
Starting point is 00:50:47 I agree with that. But I mean, what are we going to do? Wait for two years. Yeah, I'm not going to drop in half in two years. You might. I don't think he'd drop in half. No, I don't think so. No.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Dude, it was significant. Yeah, but two years is a long time and then life. So then another two years you'll be down at zero. No, no, no. I'm probably going to stay, maybe get a little higher, but you'll probably drop. In two years, you might be a woman. Yeah. With boobs.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Wow. Thank you for the voicemails. always hit us up. 877-77 Bobby. That's our number. Leave us the voice smell about anything. 877-B-O-B-B-B-W. Bobby. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day. This story comes us from Massachusetts. An 80-year-old man was being evicted from his house, so he calls his friend, hey, I'm being evicted. I need help. 59-year-old friend shows up and she's a beekeeper. She brought her colonies of bees and boom, released them on the police.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Oh my. That feels like what an evil villain would do in like a Batman movie or show up with their bees and sick them on people. Wow. So, I mean, what do the police do, just swat them and arrest her? Yeah, they had to lay. She had to catch them. She's a beekeepers.
Starting point is 00:52:02 They had to call one in, get the bees under control. She's under arrest and she is going to jail for six months. That's assault. Yeah. If you stick a dog on somebody, it's a salt. If you stick bees on somebody. But is it multiple bees? Is that like all the charges?
Starting point is 00:52:16 I think however many people the bee gets near. They have to track the Vs. Yeah, thousand bees, thousand charges. We found 719 dead bees. Yeah, several deputies were stung and one was hospitalized. Oh, my. Did you get stung? Hospitalized.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Yeah. That's a tough word. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's going to be a controversial opinion by me. But this teenager licked a straw and then put it back. So people would then use the straw. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Right? Prison. Prison. Oh. Now I'm not somebody who's all for putting people in prison. Prisons are overcrowded. Prison. And then put them on TV in prison. And then put them on social media. You do this, you go to prison and secretly let them out and tell them you can't do anything. You can't be on social media for like a month. We're just going to say you're in prison. And if you do anything again, we're going to put you back in prison.
Starting point is 00:53:03 We've got to start scaring people here. You can't be licking stuff and putting it back. Yeah. I mean... You don't agree? No. I mean, I think there needs to be a consequence for, this. You know where I'm going to go. I'm like, why are we sent people to prison for this? We don't send people to prison for other things. They're far more. Yeah, but this we're going to let them out secretly. But we're going to be behind bars and he'd be like, I shouldn't have done it.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And then it's cut. All right, listen, you little jerk. And you do that again, you're staying in here. And you don't make a sound for a month. And if anybody sees you, we're going to put you back in real prison. Oh, so they have to like hide out. Yeah, for a month. Or come back like every couple days and do more from I've been here for two days. I mean, I don't lick a straw. I bet paying to hide them in a Motel is cheaper than prison. Well, we're not going to keep them in prison. I know, but what I mean is if they would fund, because, like, how are you going to make sure that they stay home or they don't show themselves? You scare them with more prison.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Okay. Mm-hmm. Don't we licking and then putting it back and somebody else to get your licks. Yeah, why do you even do that? Because it's not to me, but it's funny. It's not funny. No, but it's like when someone keys a car. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:54:10 That's not at all. But as a kid, you thought that was like, oh, it's crazy. Like I did. You hit a mailbox of baseball bat. Oh, ha, ha. That ain't. You run over a mailbox. You did that? Well, no, that was just because you didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:54:22 No, I was saying, no, I had friends in high school. That's what they did. Oh, that's a weird friend. It feels like you damaged your car. Not like friends, friends, but yeah. Like a group, like it was a thing. You'd run over it, but why would you do that damage a car? That doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I don't know why they did it. It wasn't me. Like you just said hitting it with a baseball. But she keeps saying friends with finger quotes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That means you. No, people in my group, they did a lot of, they'd all just break into people's garages and steal things. It turns out, Amy did more crime than Little White criminals.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Lunchbox did, and he's been talking about it for 10 years. They also did beer runs and would steal stuff. Oh, yeah, I mean, and these were like well-to-do kids. Those guys did. Well, yeah, that's why rich kids get in trouble because they get nothing to, they don't have to work or anything. They just got time, so they do stupid stuff. Yeah. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:55:10 But they would be like, well, they left their garage open and then they left the car in the garage open. So they steal the car? No, they would steal stuff in the car. Right, Eldor you see, you know. And that was your group? No, not my group. You just said it was your group. I knew them.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Like in a, yeah, I knew them. Yeah. Well, what if I'm like I dated? But I didn't know he was doing that. It's like you were dating a hell's angel. That's dangerous. Remember the one that keyed my car? That's the one?
Starting point is 00:55:36 Uh-huh. That tracks. Yeah. It tracks. Amy ran hard when she was a kid. No. I thought he was a, I did. I didn't know he had this bad streak.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Yes, you did. Well, I learned it, and that's when we broke up, and then that's when he keyed my car. So, do you see? A jail for the kid. Yeah, jail time. All right. And it didn't even have to be a real jail, by the way, too. It can be one of those.
Starting point is 00:56:00 You know, people get on those fake airplanes and, like, fake private planes, they go and take pictures. They're like, I'm on a private jet. He can be one of those. He'd be like, I'm a jail. And then put a big tatted dude behind him. That's like licking his lips in the picture. It's hugging him.
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