The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 1: We Reveal Why Amy Was Late + Why Bobby Hates A Celebrity + Famous TV Couples + Amy Slams Eddie's Dad Bod

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

A listener wanted us to update and reveal why Amy was late recently. After having days to think about it, Amy finally figured it out and defended why she was late to work. In the Anonymous Inbox, Bobby helps a listener whose husband got fit and now she wants to tell him that he misses his dad bod. Bobby gives everyone a famous TV couple, they have to name the TV show.  Bobby revealed why he hates a certain celeb that he feels puts things out into the world just to prove they are perfect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This was the voicemail we played. I was listening to the podcast today, and you guys were talking about Amy was late at some point, and it wasn't when she got locked in her room. A caller called in a few months ago that said something about it really drives her crazy when you guys start to say something, but you don't finish it. This was kind of one of those moments where we all now want to know. So just saying, I hope we get to find out tomorrow.

Love the show. Tomorrow is now today. And that was never meant to be a segment. And then it turns out Amy didn't know. And the whole thing was nobody in the show has been late to anything in years. It's our culture. You respect everybody. So you get everywhere on time because everybody else got there on time.

And I said the only person that's ever been late in the last whatever amount of years is Amy. And she's like, I don't think I have. So lunchbox knew immediately. I knew, obviously. What do you think it is? Well, yeah, you knew you've been holding on to it, didn't. No, I've been holding it a second time. I've already let it go.

You, that's not what you said. You said. I got the one that's so far away. I'm going to sing down inside my brain. It definitely took me a while to piece it all together. And I was like, oh my gosh. Yes, the home run derby. And listeners probably would have seen that on the live because I think at one point

you go, well, Amy's finally here. True. And, but see, what threw me off is you were like, she didn't even, she had an excuse and it wasn't even good. I never gave an excuse. I know the excuse, though, because my wife talked to you on the phone and you were like, I just kept driving. You can't say she gave an excuse and it wasn't good because I never gave one. Yes, I was on the phone with your wife and I got a little sidetracked because I saw that I was going to be driving by your house.

But you weren't driving by our house. That's not the way there. Yeah, but on my map I thought it was. No, but that's not an excuse. And then I got excited to see if she could hear me honk from the road. And I go, honk, honk, honk. What? Are you six?

That's why you were late. That's why you were late. Ask her. Ask her. And she was like, I didn't hear that. I'm like, you didn't hear that? That's crazy. But that wasn't even the way to the field.

It was, though. No, it literally wasn't. Then I looked at the map and I'm like, oh, shoot, I was supposed to turn before your house, not after your house. But I was on your road, but I had to turn before, not after, but I got a little excited about figuring out if she could hear me honk. Again. So then I turn around and have to loop all the way back around and then turn past your house the other way. So I got to drive by again and honk again. Oh, my gosh.

She didn't hear that time either. I didn't know about the honking thing. That morning when I got back, she was like how to go. I said, good, except Amy was late. She was, it's the first time anybody's been late for years. I said, I didn't say anything because whatever. And she was like, she was talked to her this morning. She was right on time.

I was on the, like, she had your back because she was like, she was on time. I was talking to her. I didn't know you were trying to drive by our house and honk so she could hear you. You just made him more mad. That's like not even a real thing. Yeah, but I didn't think I was going to be late. So at that point, my map still, listen, my map showed me I was going to be there on time. Then when I accidentally had to detour past your house twice.

But it wasn't accidental. You just didn't follow the map. No, no. You have to, no. When I can't multitask, okay? So I can't look at a map and talk on the phone and then get excited about whether or not she can hear me honk. So then. Why is that exciting, though?

I don't know. It's just like an experiment. And then I go and then I miss the field again and I end up in some church and I call scuba and I'm like I'm here. It says I'm here but I don't see y'all and he's like keep driving around, keep driving around. Then sure enough there y'all are with a bunch of kids. There were no kids with us. Don't try to pay us in a bad like.

They were at the school next to the field. But that's when I was like how did I miss them? You were like 15 minutes late? I wasn't 15 minutes late. We'd already started. A hundred percent was not 15 minutes like. There's no way. That would be impossible because then that would mean I would have never been on time. All I did was detour slightly to Hong Kong and I didn't even, that wasn't even on purpose.

That's because I thought I was like, oh my gosh, I'm going to be driving right by your house. That's crazy. And then I was like, oh, whoops? I was supposed to turn before your house. Okay, but now that you know the excuse, is this a good excuse? No, I don't. But don't increase the time.

It was not 15 minutes. I mean, it wasn't two minutes. It was like maybe six. No, I don't know. Oh, good. Well, we started a few minutes late to begin with. And then. Well, I'll check my call log to see when I called the Steve of.

Because I called to say I'm here and I don't see. y'all. But that doesn't count as when you got there. Yeah, I understand that this whole thing. I literally let it go, I'm not the one that's so far away. This is me getting it in my sense state. Be it definitely wasn't intentional. It was just like a weird morning.

When I feel the thing by in by my brain. And the fact that she went back to honk again. I didn't go back. I had to because I had to turn around. But what's the ultimate payoff? Let's just remove the late thing because who cares? Who cares? Who cares? We care. I don't like to be late. Let's remove the late thing. What's the greatest possible scenario of her hearing you honk when you drive by?

Like, what's the win there? No, but you're missing the point. You're thinking I drove by your house for that. You did because the map didn't go there. But I thought it did. The turn was before, but because I wasn't looking down at the mat. Like a mile before. Yeah, way before. Yeah. Amy. I drive it every day. So when I was at the, I'm not going to say roads

because I'm not trying to give away where you live, but when I was at a light, that's when I saw, I'm going to be driving by your house. So then I just never looked at the map again. Well, you're on the island. The last light person is always on the island. Well, okay, well, it was. This is me letting it go.

I'm not the one that's so far. I fully prepared, like, to be there on time. So that's why I was ridiculous that I was late. And then when I walked up, I was like, he might send me home. Like, he might. He really might. And then you didn't.

And I was like, maybe he didn't know. You did know because you go, Amy's finally here. Well, why didn't you honk when you showed up so we could see if we could hear you? That wasn't as fun. Hey, both go out now and honk in that parking garage

just if we hear you now. That'd be cool. Stop. No, I just really think, who knew that bushes could block a honk? Because I feel like. It's quite the experiment. Okay, so we're done.

Everybody good? I guess. Okay. Thank you. It's the anonymous bin box to be happy. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband recently got motivated to get into shape. He's now down 60 pounds and feeling more confident than ever.

The problem is I miss his dad bod. Not only that, he spends more time now going to the gym and meal prepping than with me and the kids. And so we don't see him as much in the evenings. It's great that he's healthy. But his plan is to keep losing weight and gaining muscle. And I'm worried I will start to find him less attractive. Can I tell him I miss his body the way it was without ruining his newfound confidence, signed, lover of dad bods? Here's the answer.

You do not find his body less attractive. You don't know that. She doesn't. She finds the fact that he's not around as much less attractive because she mentions that as like a side. But that's the truth there. That he spends more time at the gym and not with the kids. So it's either A that she doesn't like that he's not around as much or B, she is like. losing confidence in herself because he is looking, we'll say good.

I don't know what he looks like, but we'll just use the word good. So I don't think it's about his body because I think you're going to love him regardless. And the whole I just like a dad bought better, that's never true. So this is either A, you want him home more. And I think that's a conversation of can you go at times that doesn't affect our family time together? Or, B, you can express your insecurities. And if you're insecure about them, you can also do little things to feel more secure.

It is not the main symptom of him just looking hotter. You can be insecure that people are going to want him more. There could be some insecurity there. So it's not that you miss his dad bought it. Because you wouldn't have mentioned the other stuff. The other stuff wouldn't have mentioned in the article. It would just been I miss how soft and unhealthy and the fact that he's probably going to die a little early. Well, she wouldn't say all that.

I know, exactly. But that would be what it is. If that's what this email was, it was like, I really just miss how he looks when he's 60 pounds heavier than he is now. But there's probably something about him that, and I can understand if for some reason, like Eddie started to be super in shape and like,

cut up and like, and everybody was like, wow, like how hot Eddie is all the time. I think I, you're not my husband, but I think that would feel like, oh, man,

Eddie's getting nice. And then you'd want me to get my dad bod back? I'd start to like sneak you like some butter. Butter, some buttery treats. I'm telling you, my wife has told me that she misses my dad bought. No, she misses you around and she misses you not. Wait, hold on. Is Eddie implying he still doesn't have one?

Oh. A dad bodod? That's rude. I work hard to get rid of my dad body. Oh, I thought you thought you thought you still had one too. Well, look, I think dad bods are. Yeah. You're underestimating dad bodied.

I'm not. I was only saying what you've said. So I was just, I was just clarifying. I think your wife probably wants you home more. It doesn't matter. You're not the email. Amy, your thoughts on the email. Yeah, I think change can be uncomfortable for a lot of people. So the reasons you listed very well could be one of those things. And she's going to have to get used to the change. Like the key in this is that he feels so much better about himself. Mm-hmm. Like that's the most important thing.

Yeah, I want that for my partner. Yeah. And secondly, but it's a very close second that he is not abandoning all of his family time because that also is very important. So it's finding the balance there because I'm telling you, you don't. When people say they find dad bought it's hotter. No, what they find hotter is the person that has it because they're able to do more human things and spend time with them and be loving and not be at the gym all day and be focused on all those granular daily activities that are in constant. that my wife said that you know like when you lay when she lay her head on my chest you're like do you want your pillow to be a rock or i got pillows for you at your best your pillow was never a rock it's the same your chest is the same you don't want to lay down on a rock dude you want to lay down a fluffy pillow you've never been a rock and also a chest is almost never a fluffy pillow like a belly that can be a fluffy pillow that's how i know she's lying uh i think this is more than just him putting the weight back on i think there's something for both of you he needs to find a time to go. He's not taking so much time away from the family. And you need to figure out why

that whatever trace of insecurity is creeping in is creeping in. That's what I would recommend. Thank you for the email. Close it up. If you missed our IHeartRadio music festival announcement yesterday, it's going to be a big one. Our 15th annual IHeart Radio Music Festival presented by Capital 1 in Vegas Friday 919. Is that September? September 19th. It's tough. The numbers are tough on that. 19th and 20th at the T-Mobile arena Brian Adams And I got my first real six string I don't want to do them all right now

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so I'm usually not that blown away by rainbows. I don't hate them, but it's lost on me, right? Another one is black licorish. It tastes like robitussin in the shape of a twizzler. I don't know a single person that likes, I don't know, yeah,

I don't know, yeah, a single person that likes black licorice. Coffee in general, even expensive coffee because like you're spending a lot for like bad tasting water what's the difference in spending a little bit for bad tasting water

I know I'm wrong on these to some I mean I know right it's just lost on me don't like coffee peanut butter I was thinking about this even more I hate peanut butter now the weird thing is I love peanuts I love butter I love almond butter

I even I tried this at home I put a peanut in butter and ate it and it was good. I don't like peanut butter. But you put a peanut and butter? Just to see. That sounds good. Yeah, just to see.

Just to see. You know butter has nothing to do with peanut butter. Peanuts are just smushed up. Well, anyway, I hate it. Lost on me. And everybody loves it, so I know that I'm probably missing, but it's lost on me. The Sopranos, never watch that show. I'm sure it's great.

Walking, going on a walk, hate it. I'm sure there's something to it. Hate it. I don't want to walk. I don't ever go on a walk. I either want to sit. One of the best thing. is going on a walk and seeing a rainbow.

That's pretty good. Wow. I know you're... Well, so I bring this all up because I think this was lost on Amy, but she gets it now. And I'm talking about, oh, Shalame. Because all of us guys were like, we listed the biggest superstar actors right now. We're all like, Timothy Shalame. And Amy's like, I don't get it.

Yeah, I was lost on me. Okay. However. However. Go? I watched that Bob Dylan movie he did. I haven't seen yet. Is it good?

I thought it was really good. I mean, I was on an airplane so I had nothing else to do. So I decided, why many of his old Timothy a try? Because the guys were raving about him. Like, I think y'all all went around the room and you all sort of confess. Like, that's like your man crush. We never said those words. No one said that.

I feel like you were all obsessed with him. And I was like, well, what? I think you want us to have a man crush. We just. He was like a top actor. We just think he's cool and talented and good looking. I get it now. I'm like, oh, this is what the guys are into.

I get it now. Okay. So I liked it. I don't know. He just has a vibe about him. Exactly. It's a vibe. Exactly.

You can't explain it. It's just, I don't know. It's like, what do the kids say? Riz. Oh, he has Riz. Mm-hmm. I get it now. Did you watch Dune?

No, I only watched the Bob Dylan movie. You should watch the Dillon. Bob Dylan, what a butt head. Oh, good. Go ahead. Well, I mean, I guess I'd say that because the first word that came to mine was just kind of an ass. Yeah, you said butthead, we kind of got the point of that. I know.

What? Why? I don't know. It's like early on you really liked him and you're rooting for him. And then once he got the fame, like the unknown man or whatever, I think that's the name of the film. Complete unknown. Complete unknown. He just kind of turned into a jerk. And I don't know why he was so hurtful to those around him that were there from the beginning, like elevating him. I get his evolution and him wanting to evolve and not be so reliant on this one particular style of music.

But I'm like, gosh. I haven't seen the movie. Should I watch it? Yeah. You liked it a lot. I think you would really like it. I'm not a huge Bob Dylan fan, but I understand his significance. But you love Timothy.

I, yeah. I watch for Timothy. Yeah. Watch it for Timothy. And then, yeah, just I sort of like, oh, I knew. Watch for Timothy stay for the music. That's right. Yeah?

Okay, so now you get it. I get it. It's time for the good news. It's Bobby. A couple of Michigan had their wedding anniversary, and they were going to sit down, have dinner to celebrate. They also bought a scratch-off, and they bought it scratched at $1,2 million on their wedding anniversary.

Wow. Happy anniversary. The 44-year-old woman told Michigan lottery officials that the day began with the purchase of a diamonds-of-catch-off ticket. Quote, my husband and I like playing scratch-offs, especially the diamonds of gold. We scratch a ticket off together on our wedding anniversary, and my husband noticed $2 million prize first. See, I would have thought that was somebody playing a prank on.

I would have thought is my husband playing a prank on me if I were the wife. The winning couple said they're going to buy a house, make investments, and set some money aside for their children's college funds. Hey, happy anniversary to you guys. No kidding. I have some scratch drops in my bedroom. I've been holding for like five months because there's something about them. What do you mean there's something about it?

I haven't scratched them. Do you have a feeling? I do. A wise man once said, I got a feeling. I got a feeling. I got a feeling. Thung, ding, thing, thing. I have refused to scratch them.

They've been sitting in my bedside for five months. If you were to win the lottery, lunch months would be so mad. So would you, Eddie. Nah, I wouldn't care. Like, you're the one that gets so jealous. Like, these people, those are their anniversary, they want two of them. You don't know these people and you're like, happy anniversary. You imagine if Bobby wins?

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. And I, these tickets. I put a date in my calendar. Hold on. February, March, April, May. It's almost five months. On the eighth, it'll be five months. They've been sitting in my bedside because I just feel something special about them. And my wife's like, why are these lottery tickets, these scratch-offs sitting there? And I'm like, I don't know. Something has kept me from scratching them. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. Anyway, that's all I got for now. It's not a bit. I could walk you up to the house and show you. But that's it. Congratulations to them. That's what it's all about. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen, and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is his badass convict.

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So we've announced our I Heart Radio Music Festival. I'm going to give you some of the artists playing and you give me one of their songs. Oh, easy. Okay. By the way, our 15th annual Iheart Radio Music Festival presented by Capital One back in Vegas, September 19th, 20th at the T-Mobile Arena. Sing me a song from Jelly Roll. Oh, he is. I am not okay.

It's okay. I'll be okay, but it's all right not to be okay. Or Son of a sinner He just knows titles and has no idea how to sing this song No no no hold on Hold on

Because you do know the titles Liar I can't give it to him Oh hold on a hold on How about this one? How about this one? We only pray when we need help We only speak to God

When we need help I pretty much know like five songs Well that was close but no You knew the titles But I don't feel like you knew any the songs. Okay, maybe. But you know what? I will give you that one because you knew so many titles.

All right. One. That's cool. Next up. Ella cool, Jay. Mama said knock you out. Mom said knock you out. I give you that one. Next one. Maroon 5. Yeah.

It's a Sunday morning. Yep. Wow. And another one. I don't know if it's a song but it's like making out in the poor and rain yeah phone phone booth no that's a different song you're doing yeah this one is Sunday morning trees are coming yeah da da da da da da da da da da but uh no lunchbox you're thinking of that one she will be loved yeah she will be loved you want to know I know I know about the pouring rain making out.

Don't really care. Not well, I'm going to tell you anyway. Okay. So I went to see Maroon 5 in San Antonio. Some chick from college wanted to go. And we had lawn seats at the amphitheater right there in shirts, I guess is really what it was. And that song was on. It was pouring rain.

And we were making out in the grass. Boom. Oh, man. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. Take Jimmy Johnson. Take Tommy Thompson. Oh, and he's crying. Yeah.

And Bo. That's good. Take anyone in the world as long as she don't go. Take any boy in the world. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. Barbecue on that white t-shirt? You were killing me in that miniskirt.

Mariah Carey. Who? Santa baby. He goes Christmas. No, but that's not it. It's funny he went Christmas. That's not it. But do another Christmas one.

Oh, it's not hers? No. Oh, it's not all I want for Christmas, my two front teeth. She does a Christmas one, though. I know that. Yeah, that's why we thought it was funny. You went to Santa Baby. Ah, man.

I give you a hint because you're not going to get this point, but I want you to get it. Yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't. For Christmas. Come on, come on. Go.

Go. But I need. No, no, no, no. Don't turn into Bean Crosby. Stay up. Stay up. I don't want. A lot for Christmas.

But what I know. Okay. It's a, I don't want a lot for Christmas. This is you. All I want. Christmas is you. Yeah. But all I want is you.

That's all I was going to say. He never said that. Every time I said, but he interrupted me. No, because you went like, but. Okay, so far. Playing our festival. Okay, how about this one? Lil Wayne.

Cissor. Purple drink. You're just saying things now that rappers deserve. No, now. The Wizzy. Hold on, hold on, on, on, no, Louise. Yeah, I'm out. Amilly, Amelia, Amelia, Millie.

I'm going to have to get Millie. Millie. Millie. Yeah. So you missed that one. Yeah. How about? Man, this is going to be crazy.

Me, Lil Wayne, jelly roll, all in Vegas together. Wow. I bet you never get within 50 feet of them unless they're on the stage and you have like a pit pass. Oh. Ed Shearing. Oh, I know. that one. I know him. Um, um, uh, uh, what is it called? Oh, I'm in love with the shape of you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, good. I'm in love with the shape. Yeah, good. Pretty good, dude. Okay. Uh, something

you won't know. But Ed Sheeran, let me tell you, I saw him when he came here. San Antonio. Oh, okay. No, no, that dude was pretty talented. He played our show. He did? Like in our studio. In our studio. Oh, I don't remember I saw him at the stadium and I was like, this dude was just up there by himself and he commanded the attention of the whole football stadium. I was like, that's pretty cool. Brian Adams. No, I don't know who that is. You got this. I literally haven't.

Oh, oh, I know. One, buckle your shoe. Two, start back at you. What the? Is that Freddie Kruger? What? In there a song in this. One, two, Freddy's coming from.

you. Brian McKnight. Brian McKnight. Oh, one, you like a dream come true. That's it. That's what I'm thinking of. Brian Ignite, yeah. Way off.

No, Brian Adams. I got my first real six string. Oh, that I do, da, do. And you know what I know what a six string is? It's a guitar. Okay. Well, we had that quiz one time on this show like two years ago and I had no idea. But now I know because you said that was the example.

John Fogarty. Smoke on the water! That'd be deep purple. Okay, not smoking. You're around it though. Hold on him. Now that's Otis Redding sitting on the dock of the bay. He knows Otis Redding.

Well, Bobby Life, that guy. I'm just trying to... I do. I love John Fogarty. I know. You used to go see him. One of my first concerts ever. He was in Clearwater Revival.

Yep, exactly. What's the name of the band again? Clearance, Clearwater Revival. Oh, Clarence. It's on clearance. Yeah. Clearance. 80% off, Clearwater Revival.

Gosh. The band's Credence, Clearwater Revival. But he was in it? Yeah. He did the theme of Wonder Years. No. No. Dang.

Not true. So John Fogarty does, like from Credence, he did like, It ain't me. It ain't me. I ain't no fortunate one. Remember that song? No, I don't know that one. Okay, how about?

Down on the corner. That's the one I was trying to come out in the street. Willie and the purple. Or how about, um, oh, Susie Q. Don't, don't, I've heard that one, yeah.

What about, there's a bad man. There's a bad man. There's a bad moon on the rise. Yeah. Okay, how about one more? How about, the rain one?

No, the Tina Turner win. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, he did a CM Turner? Yeah. Was that the one? Oh, yeah. Roll on the river? Proud, proud Mary.

Oh, yeah. Prout. Yeah, it's good. He did Proud Mary. Anyway, but then he did put me in coach by himself. I'm ready to play today. Yeah. You know that one? Yeah, I know that one. Sing it. Put me in coach. I play left field. No, centerfield. The whole song is called Centerfield. Whatever. But I know it. Let's try one more. Sammy Hagar. Oh, come on, dude. I don't know who that is. Oh, Mama, don't let your cowboy grow out to be a cowboy. That's Willie. That's Willie Nelson. I think he's thinking of...

I'll be honest. I thought Sam Hagar. Merle Haggard. Oh, Merle Haggard, Sammy Hagar. He's sticking him, Merle Haggard. He's not with us anymore, lunchbox. Yeah. If they give Merle to come play, I mean, that'd be amazing.

I'm for sure there. Sammy Hagar was in Van Halen. excuse me who was the guy we worked with Sammy Allred yeah Sammy Allred was a country music like radio personality And you think he'd be playing I heart

I was a musician Is he no longer with us Or did I imagine that? I'm not sure I don't know I don't want to jump out there and say that But I think he passed I think he passed too Merle for sure

Merle for sure So Van Halen what did they Oh jump Might as well Jump Yeah. Go ahead and joke. Okay, one more. The offspring. Oh.

Oh, you know this. You know multiples. The offspring. Hmm. Okay. They are the ones that sing. Jimmy's moms got it going on. Classic Jimmy. Jimmy with the hot mom. Jimmy's mom. No, Stacey's mom. It was Stacey's mom.

Okay, you finally got the song. but that is not the same band. Okay, offspring. The band you're thinking about is Fountains of Wayne. That was Fountains of Wayne. Don't know who they are. Offspring. And give me Santoria.

And give me a crystal ball. Sublime. Okay. Santa Monica Boulevard. Everclear. I think he just did a Cheryl Crow. Oh, I thought he was doing. I thought he was doing Everclare, Santa Monica.

I think you're right. He was doing Sheryl Crow. Good job. Okay, offspring, a couple of them. All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy. Or you got to keep them separated. You know that one?

Yeah, I know about those. Okay, well, it's a heck of a festival. That sounds pretty good. And then some people that I don't even know. Oh, well. Some people you don't even know? That's crazy. I have no idea who F-E-I-D is fide or feed.

Anybody? Morgan? No, I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not in our wheelhouse. Brian Adams, Ed Sheeran, feed, don't know, Glorilla, Jelly Roll, John Fogity, I'm all good there. Justice, have been no justices. I know Victoria Justice from back in the day. On Nickelodeon. That's who I know. Yeah, not her though. Lowell-Waynella, L.O.J. Mariah, Maroon, 5, Sammy Hagar, Tate McCray. I'm good with her. Offsprington McGraw. Yeah, the two I don't know are feed and justice. He's from Columbia.

Oh, so it's a Latino artist. Yeah, his real name is Solomon. Valadai Hoyas. He's from Madeleine. Hey, how Caucasian of me? To have no clue. Oh, and I think Justice is EDM-ish. Ah, how non-European of me.

Electronic duo. Where are they from? A French electronic music duo. Like I said, how non-European of me. Yeah, the festival is going to be awesome. Tickets go on sale to cancel. Capital One holders on the 11th the next week. And then General On Sale is next, is it next Friday, 13th?

Is that, we have a Friday of 13th coming up next week? Somebody's getting murdered. Oh, no. On this show, somebody will die next week. Oh, my gosh. I hate to make that prediction, but somebody's going to die next week. I mean, it's Friday the 13th. Oh, no.

And if, I'm going to have to kill him. Just to make it happen. It's got to be a bit. And now time for the most interesting segment in the world today. First off, Sandra Bullock says everybody should be a waitress. here you go hit the clip the precursor to acting is you become a waitress if you if you are in the way if you know how to navigate eight sets of six top tables height of happy hour drunk people and you can do it without writing anything down and you can remember everything you can

prevent yourself from being in the weeds once you've accomplished that kind of rhythm i feel i honestly feel you can do anything and i think she definitely is talking about her profession of acting but i think as someone who waited tables for years that That job is needed by everyone because after doing that, you will see how people treat you and it will make you treat people different and better for the rest of your life. Because you will see, like she said, drunk people, mean people, nice people. It will teach you the greatest story is once I spilled a whole tray of drinks on a guy. You know, when a person walks out, a big tray on their shoulder.

And I spoke the whole thing, dumped it on one guy. And he left me one of the biggest tips ever had in a note that was like, hey man, bad days happen. Keep going. Like, I remember that so vividly where someone gave me grace and was super kind to me, even though it was really one of the, I won't say irresponsible because I didn't do it on purpose, but I guess it could have been irresponsible. But you also get people who are so demanding and then leave nothing. And I think it teaches you the way of the world.

It's a microcosm of the world. So I would say waiting tables, working in the service industry in general, because then you treat service better. And then secondly, working in retail. I worked in retail. Terrible. Most of the time. Because it was people just take crap and throw it in shelves after the, and somebody's got to go back around and fix it. Retail was your hobby lobby. Yeah. And like, well, you know, we talked many times about the carts, but in lunchbox was a cart guy too. We had to go and get carts all the time. I think lunchbox like getting carts though because it kept them away from work. Is that true? No, it did keep me away from bosses. But I mean, it was

hard work. It was 100 degree heat and the Sam's Club was on top of the hill. And so after by eight hours and people, you're halfway up the hill and they're like, oh, can you get one more on there? Can you not see me struggling to get this up the hill? I don't need to stop my momentum. Just take it to the story, you loser. Oh, I wouldn't say that. I would say people who left it there or didn't put it in the middle. But I think working retail and working service were two of the better things to happen to me in my life because you just get more of an understanding of the scope of people and then hopefully it teaches you to be better in your scope so sure acting am an actor but yes yes so that's that's story number one in this number two a woman was saying her vows and that she loves her

husband despite his flaws which is kind of funny if you have that relationship you could say little stuff like that the mother-in-law interrupted the bride's vows to tell the bride that she's not allowed to say that here you go she's not going to say my son has flaws Perfect. No, I don't have to leave. That's fresh and worry. Let's calm down. Let's calm down.

You're not going to ruin my name. You are not. You said has flawed. Wow. Everybody has flaws, and that's why I love them. You can leave, Judy. Like, you don't have flaws. You can leave.

You can get out of my wedding now. I'm not leaving. I have, like, 83 things to say about this. Oh, my gosh. Number one, I think so much stuff is fake on TikTok or the internet. I'm going to tell you why that wasn't fake. one you can tell either they all deserve an Emmy every single person it's shot oddly and then somebody coughs right into the phone right they wouldn't do that. And that's how you kind of know it's bad.

Yeah. Like for sure someone's got the croup right in the phone. So the first thing I think is that she has to deal with that mother-in-law the rest of their life. Oh. Not even that that happens there is so annoying and embarrassing and cringeworthy. It's that she has to deal with that mother-in-law the rest of the, well, I say their marriage. And that, It's like the opposite of what I live with right now, at least. I love my in-laws. They're the greatest. Maybe I'd marry them.

Instead of your wife. I didn't say that. You completed that. But, man. And then also, you're allowed and you're vowsed with whatever relationship you have with your partner to do them super serious, do them kind of funny. I'm sure in their relationship, they were poking at each other a little bit. That's great. A little roasty roast is fine if it's agreed to.

that mother-in-law needs to be shaken not stirred another woman needs to grab her by the shoulders and go because you don't do that amy your thoughts when hearing that i think it's like pretty crazy honestly like something's off um like there's a lot more to this narrative that we don't know and i do think it's real uh john hugh's 1169 with the ticot page there i just feel bad for the bride yeah and it immediately goes so you can get out of here so they had it The other thing I think of is they've had issues in the past. Yes, that's what I mean. That's not why they're laughing, right?

There's more of this than we see. Yeah. Finally, so as of now, Southwest has changed and they're charging now for baggage. And apparently they're raising fares. So this is from the Aerovosis report. Hit it. Southwest is now charging $70 round trip for luggage. They didn't charge this before.

An average flight of $173, which is the average flight on Southwest, is now going to be $70, more. That's over 40% more. An insane hiking, a fair increase. Now Southwest is actually going to be charging you for picking your seat, for starters, but also for this. So, this is the easy part, Amy thoughts? I thought they loved bags. Oh, yeah. I thought they just wanted people to get away. We're doing that. I know, I'm like, away. We're just going for what they've taught as in commercials. They don't love bags anymore. I mean, I've slowly. slowly started to drift away because I lost my status on South West anyway. So if I still have my status, I would be a little bit annoyed. But now I'm like, okay, well, I'm already

been flying other airlines, which felt like really weird for me at the beginning. But now I'm getting used to it. So this is what I shall say. Thank you for asking. Southwest is still, even with all this, much cheaper. Because they've had to raise their prices. So has everybody else. And there's a reason people have to raise prices. Now, the back thing is the They felt like they needed to make and had to make Southwest right now. And I'm not, I don't think I've ever been paid by Southwest Airlines in my life. I don't think they've ever been a sponsor for anything. I'm not sure if they have or not.

Southwest is still the way more affordable option. But yes, prices do go up. Things do cost more. Fuel is more expensive. And if they thought by raising bags and prices, but prices will fluctuate as well, The actual flight price will fluctuate. If they thought that that was going to kill all their business, they wouldn't have done it.

They've put this through research and data. But still, as of now, Southwest is still the most affordable airline. Now, the best commercial they ever did wasn't, we love our bags, because that was a good one. It wasn't want to get away because that was also a great one. Those were great. Like it would mess up. The best one was when they would go up to that wheel and spin it to see what size of the plane

you would be on. And Southwest was always the big one. because other airlines sometimes you have to fly those tiny planes. Yeah. Southwest doesn't fly those small planes. To me, that's the best one of all the three. I am not a Southwest Schill as I've never, I'll say it again, I've never been paid by Southwest Airlines. But I do think generally speaking, when affordability meets quality, to me, they're still the best.

Now, are they the most affordable? No. You can get on lunchwalk, what's an airline you fly? Spirit. Spirit. And just cross your fingers. Yeah. Maybe you'll even get a seat.

Maybe you even get a seat. Sometimes I don't think you get a seat. You got to pay for seatbelt. You hold on to that thing with like a subway. So, and then, but you can fly one of the more expensive ones, like a Delta or an American. But yes, I don't hate, it's a, I don't like it, but I don't hate them for doing it because that's showbiz and business. Are the drinks still free? No idea. Oh, if they're not.

That would be trouble. That's true. Then I'm out. I don't even drink. But that's the line. Well, no, it's not alcoholic drinks. It's like a Coke. You know? Because like if you fly spirit, you got to pay for those.

But don't, if you get an alcoholic drink, don't they basically give you tickets? Sometimes if you're... You know, you have to earn the tickets somehow. Earn them. What are you doing in the back? Like, with your status. Or if you get, like, if you don't, want to get away, it doesn't come with a drink ticket. But maybe if you buy one of the higher tier ticket prices comes with a drink ticket. Yeah, I felt pretty dirty. I'll be honest with you.

I wouldn't stand on the little ottoman in front of him. And I was, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. And she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is this badass convict. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom.

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lunchbox first about Sidney's Sweet. is this weirded or not lunchbox go ahead she is selling soap made out of her bath water now i saw this it is a sit you're disgusting too eddie just about reaction hey whoa i just said without reaction so she gets in the bath and takes the bath and then they mix soap with a little bit of her bath water go ahead lunchbox yeah because there was a ad campaign where she was sitting in the bath and she was advertising a body wash and everybody was like oh my god i want the bath water i'm I would drink that bath water. And the company was like, man, it's kind of a good idea.

So they put her in the bath and they captured that water. Now they're going to sell bars of soap that Sidney Sweeney, Sweeney bathed in. And let me tell you. He buys the wrong one. He buys Sidney who's like an old minor league baseball player. I got to be honest. She might be the hottest woman in Hollywood right now. Oh, boy.

And I'm just wondering, is it creepy to buy it? It'd be a good novelty gift. Okay, you're creepy too, though, because I saw how you react. reacted to it. I just said, huh. No, you said, huh. It's a difference in tone of your hands. But is there any left because it was so viral that I don't, Mike D, would you look and see if there's any Sidney-Sweeney soap left? It goes on sale this Friday. Yeah. Really? Do you want it at lunchbox? I would love to have it. How much, oh, the way he said it. No, no, he just could have said yes. What would you do with it? I'd probably smell it. Okay. Rub it on my body.

I mean, that's the closest, I mean, realistically, dig a hole in it. Yeah, realistically, that is going to be the closest you'll ever get to her. Yes. I'd drill a hole in it and then disappear. No, that's what I'm saying. Eddie, you're right. It's realistically the closest I'm going to get to the hottest woman in Hollywood.

For sure. I'd get in the bath and drop it in and it's like we're taking a bath together. It's kind of like what I was thinking. Mike, how much is it? $8. That's all? That's cheap. Wow.

but it's going to sell out in seconds. Yeah. Does it have a, it goes on sale at a certain time? I didn't say what time, just Friday. Hmm. Is it, it's not creep. Hmm. What about the brand, Mike?

Like, is it a special brand of soap that we know that it's a great soap quality? It's a brand I use, Dr. Squatch. Okay, so it's a Dr. Squatch brand that we already like. Is it creepy to buy that? I don't think so. And there's only going to be 100 of them. Oh. Because it's only that bathwater.

Yeah. She's not going to take lots of baths. Man, you could probably get that and resell it. For so much, buddy. You could get that and then put that bar of soap in the bath of like Amy then Morgan. Oh, and then sell it for triple. Interesting. It's like you're breeding baths soap.

Yeah, it's like attractive lady soap. You just put a bunch of attractive lady soaps. If you could get it, it's not creepy unless you talk about it, specifically you. because it's become weird with you talking about it. But I think if Amy were like, oh, Dr. Squash, this is fun, I'm going to get this soap. We'd be like, well, that's fun. Yeah, no, it's creepy now because it's you. All right.

Eddie, you want a bar too? No, I don't want a bar, no. But again, again, it'd be a funny gift. Like, it'd be a funny gift to be like, look, here, I got you this. You guys aren't getting it for a gift, though. I'm not bathing with that thing. Rub it all over my body. Okay, so that's the first celebrity story.

And it doesn't say a time, Mike. No, you just got to sign up for it. Okay. There's going to be 10,000 people sign up for it. Lunchbox, I would sign up right now. I am. Okay. The Megan Markle story, speaking of celebrities, Amy, you're up.

Well, so she has this email or a couple of email addresses she's created for her kids, and she emails them randomly. You know, they're little. They don't have access to the email yet, but she'll be like, it's Tuesday. Here's a picture of you and your sister eating. breakfast and this is what y'all ate so cute and she plans on emailing them things like that for the next i don't know 10 15 years and then when they're older she'll give them the login and

password to the email and they'll get to go through and read all of the email she's been sending them over the years i see your face first eddie your reaction it's a cool idea as a parent because i mean what's the difference between doing a scrapbook and then they won't enjoy it till like they're later they're older and they get to you to see all the pictures or whatever, all the messages your parents sent you. That's pretty cool. I like that. Amy?

Yeah. I think initially I'm like, oh, yeah, that's really cool. But then I talked about it with my daughter. Like she heard the clip. It played on social media. So that's where I saw it. Like Megan was like a clip from her podcast or something. And my daughter looked at me and she goes, if you were to ever do that, I'm sorry, mom.

But I would open that up and get overwhelmed. And I don't think I would read them. And I was like, oh. Okay. Well, thank you for your honesty. And yeah, I didn't do that. So lucky you, you're 18. So I think it's thoughtful, but I guess it just depends.

Like, yeah, are they going to open it up and there's going to be hundreds and hundreds of emails? They could do one a day. Sure. To have. Yeah. But here is my issue with it. Megamarkle's so full of crap all the time. I feel like she just says stuff to try to present this perfect parent image.

Oh, you don't think she's not done it? I'm sure she's doing it. She doesn't seem authentic at all. Like nothing about her seems authentic. She's so contrived. And I will say probably a bit unfairly, but not all unfairly. She seems like a tryhard that comes off as a tryhard and that she just says crap. So people will be like, oh, I wish I had her life.

So that's why I think the idea is great if you don't brag about it. But even then I think it's a cool idea to share because other parents could do it. But I feel like she's just doing it to get great mom clout because I feel like she's always doing everything just to get clout. I'm a hater. I don't know why. Well, that is a lot of work, though. Like, remember I was doing messages on the sign, like a little lightboard. And every day I'd come up with a message for the boys.

And I'd be like, have a good day at school or like, remember to do your homework. I did that for like a month. And then I was like, I'm not doing this every day. I'm out of sentences. Yeah, I mean, but sending an email isn't that hard. I mean, remember to do your homework. It's constant as something. I mean, to do anything consistently is hard.

Right, right, right. But it's not even about that. To me, it's that she seems so manipulative all the time. Like, if it was just some normal. mom talking about this, you'd be like, oh, cool, cool idea. Like, because of the perceived inauthenticity, inauthenticity, I have distrust for anything she says. So I think the idea is good.

I just don't trust her to be able to do it. And maybe that's overexposure to. And like, you're famous for no reason. Like, you can be famous in the UK because that's part of, but here we don't give a crap. Well, she's an actress. She is? Yeah. I thought she was on a- 15 years ago.

I think I've acted as much as she has. Hey, go watch my four episodes in Nashville. How long was she on suits? A while. Oh. Okay. I don't know much about her. So, like, really, I don't.

I'm not going to say unfairly, but kind of unfairly a hater because everything she does seems fake to me. As somebody who tries to be authentic, even if it makes me look stupid or not look the best, when I see somebody that's perfect all the time, I'm like, that's nobody in real life. Yeah. I think it's a great idea. But if it weren't her doing it, if it were like Cardi B, I'd be like, that's awesome. You wouldn't expect that.

Because Cardi B is for real. Like, everything's for real. Do you think Prince Harry regrets leaving the royal family now? Like, it has totally backfired, right? Yeah, I do. Probably a little bit, yeah. Yeah. I don't know much.

Listen, I only know what I read, but yeah, I think probably, there's probably a little regret there, for sure. When they're having to, like, do podcasts. Like, we have to sell our souls in podcasts. They wouldn't have to do that. Yeah. now they're doing podcasts and I can't wait for the Megan Markle soap to come out. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Tell me something good. 17 year old Brandon Williams is hanging out at the beach in Jacksonville, Florida with his dad, his two brothers. And he looks and he sees a guy struggling in the water, bobbing up and down going under the water. And he's like, oh my gosh, I got to help the guy. The only problem is Brandon doesn't know how to swim. So what's he going to do? Is he going to help him or just watch him?

He runs right out into the ocean and he runs and he grabs the dude but he's unconscious. So he's like dead weight and there's rough tide. Boom, waves crashing, boom. And he's trying to drag him to shore and Brandon's dad runs out there and they drag him to shore and they start tapping him saying, hey man, wake up, wake up, wake up. And they get him to wake up before paramedics arrive. and the paramedics taken to the hospital and he's recovering.

So he wasn't at a depth where the kid had to swim. He just ran out without knowing the depth. Luckily enough, his feet were still on the ground? Yeah, luckily he didn't have to swim at all. He just, like, was on his feet. But still, though, the fact that he ran out there not knowing how deep it was.

Scary. Not being able to swim. Yeah, that's very brave. Yeah, pretty cool. And so they plan to reunite on the beach where he saved his life. I love that. It sounded like lunchbox was singing.

Wake up! Don it, do you know what band that is? Wake up. Wake up. Yeah, that is. He doesn't know. No, no. Eddie, would you just let me search my memory bank for a minute?

Yeah, please search the bank. Go into the bank. Withdraw some funds. Go ahead. Wake up. That is, what do they call it? Not out. No, no, that's not the name.

That's not the name. You never said a name. How are we to know what name is using the memory bank? He almost said Allison Chains. No, I almost said outcast, but that's not who I was thinking of. Wake up. This band was popular when Lombisco was around. System of down.

What? What? How did you do that? He found the bank. How did you do that? He went into the right one. Wow. Hey, he was right.

I should have let him get in the bank. Dang. He had a key. He knew exactly where to go into the vault. He pulled open the right security box. Wow. That system of it down. Good job.

I think that's the best part of the story. I mean, a life save, but lunchbox went to the right bank. That was really right? Yes. That's right. You guys aren't messing with me? Mm-mm. They're not.

All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Time for Amy's Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call a drawer? You have to slam over and over to close. What do you call a drawer? You have to slam over and over to close.

close. A total shut show. That was the morning corny. Amy, A plus. Yeah, that's a comedy special. That's a comedy special just on that joke. Yeah, that's a good one. I'll list a famous TV couple. You name the show they're from. So I'll give you the character names. You name the show they're from. Write your answers down.

If I were to say Ross and Rachel, everybody would say friends. Very good. Up first. And it's survivor style. If you miss it, you're out, but everybody gets every question. Zach and Kelly. Zach and Kelly. I'm in.

I'm in for the win. Lunchbox? Save by the bell. Amy? Say by the bell. Eddie? Say by the bell. G.J.

G. DJ. Good job, good job. Oh, I was wondering what that was. What does that mean? Kevin and Winnie. Kevin and Winnie. In.

The poo. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Lunchbox. Wonder Years. Amy. Wonder years. Eddie.

The Wonder Years. Correct. Next up. Lucy and Ricky. Amy timidly came in. I know I heard that. I'm in for the win. Yeah, I'm in.

Lunchbox? Well. I mean, if it's Ricky and Lucy, you got a I love Lucy. Amy? I love Lucy. Eddie? I love Lucy. Lucy.

I'm home. Correct. Next up. Corey and Topanga. In for the win. I'm in. In. Amy?

Boy meets world. Correct. Lunchbox. BMW, boy meets world. Stop. DJ, DJ. Eddie? Boy meets world.

Correct. Next up. Sam and Diane. I'm in. I'm in for the win. What? Sam and Diane. You heard the man.

Sam. I'm in. Amy. Cheers. Correct. Why did you get us with a what if you knew it? Because I didn't have it and then right when I said what, it came to me and I was like, okay, got it. That works?

I guess so. What? Okay. Well, I don't. I said what? And then you go, Sam and Diane. And right when you were saying it, I got it. Lunchbox? Cheers. Eddie? Cheers. Good job. Dylan and Kelly. Famous TV couples, Dylan and Kelly. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy, did you say in? Yep. Okay. Amy? 90210.

Eddie? Beverly Hills 90210. Lunchbox? Beverly Hills, 90210. Good. I'll accept everybody. Pacey and Joey. I'm in for the win. one of his favorites I'm in I'm in lunchbox Dawson's Creek Good

Amy Dawson's Creek Eddie Dawson's Creek Good Next up Carrie and Mr. Big

I'm in for the win Another one of his favorites Yeah loves it He goes hard on these He's like I've never even seen an episode I've seen an episode

lunch bikes sex in the city what i do okay i'm gonna give it to him because he missed it a little bit but the same way amy didn't give it the he said something wrong but i'm going to give it to him eddie since you gave it to him you got to give it to me not if you're way wrong not if you say something like northern exposure sex in the city okay i have to give it to you too okay amy it's sex and the city yeah really what that doesn't make any sense yes it is yes it does it's sex and the city they're not having they're not always it doesn't matter amy it's okay i would think I think it was about the city doing it in the city. No, it's not. It's about that and the city.

The city. Everybody's still in. Meredith and Derek. Okay, that's where I'm going. Sex on the city. No. That makes sense. Another one of Lunchbox's favorites. Hold on all that. Can you say it again? Meredith and Derek.

I'm in. I'm in. Eddie. Meredith is the only one I know is from the office. Wrong. Oh, I knew it. lunchbox. Gray's Anatomy.

Correct. Amy? Gray's Anatomy. Correct. Ding, ding, ding. Okay. Laura and Steve. I'm out, right?

You are out. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Lunch, lunchbox. Well, family matters. Yeah, I went to puberty right there. It's okay, man. We all do it.

Amy? Family matters. Correct. They do end up together in the series finale of family matters. Really? Yeah, they got. together though earlier than that, but they end up together together, but the show cut short before the wedding. Wow, that's cool. Okay. Two people remain. Nick and Jess. Nick and Jess.

I don't know. What? Nick and Jess. Nick. Nick. Nick. Jess. Five seconds. What? What? Try that method. All right. What? Got it. Sex below the city. Okay. Amy? One tree hill. Lunchbox? One tree hill.

Really? You both had that. You're both wrong. It's New Girl. Okay, next up. Lily and Marshall. Lily and Marshall. I am in for the win.

Dang it. I knew he would know. know it and I knew he'd slow play it so he wouldn't say it so fast so Amy knew he would know it. That is gamesmanship. Amy? Big Bangtery? He knows it. Of course he knows it.

It's one of his shows. Oh. So it's a girly show? Yep. It is Downton Abbey. He loves that show. He loves it. No, lunchbox, what is it?

You know what haters hate when you win? How I Make Your Mother! Correct. If I would have said Peter and Lois, Peter and Lois is family guy. Yeah, good. That's all I had left. That's it?

That's it. Wow. Good job, dude. Hey, good job, dude. Thanks, man. All right, man. And you wonder how I met Eddie's mother? She sent my DMs.

Stop, it's not true. Got him. Wake up in the morning. And you turn the radio on and the dials just keeps on turn. It's all turn. Eddie and me lunchbox. More game two. Steve Redavit's trying to put you through.

Backdie's right in this week's next. Let's get. Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is. This is the Bobby Vaughn Stone. Let's get to this voicemail. I know it will be uncomfortable, but hit it. Good morning, Bobby. I just wanted to call in.

I went to the Rock Shocks off ball last night. Had an absolute blast. One box got zero. People asking him for autograph. Well, Morgan number two, I mean, she was a big hit. The big hit? Right box. I didn't really see him on the field that much.

Maybe two winning? I'm sure he'll have an excuse. Appreciate you guys. Okay, so they had the rock and jock, folds of honor, celebrity softball game. And why this has been an issue is the news came to Morgan and said, hey, will you come and be on as one of the celebrities and, like, promote the event? Lunchbox didn't get asked. I guess lunchbox didn't get invited to even play until late, but he's always screaming about it. So we've talked about it a bit.

And so, I don't know, let's take a second and talk about how people played and if they got to play. Lunchbox, did you play more than two innings? Yeah, I played a lot of innings. I mean, I didn't keep track. I'm not sitting there and went in that inning, that inning. Well, there's only like seven, right? So you should know. No, there's nine innings.

And softball? You played a nine-in softball game? Yeah, we played a nine-inning softball game, and I would just rotate in and out every other inning. So I played four or five innings. Four or five? Yeah. Okay. And how did you, where did you play in the field?

I played short. I played center, played right. center. Those are the three spots I think I played. You signed any autographs? Oh, signed a lot of autographs, pictures, you know, all the whole nine yards. Nice. And did you get any hits?

Yeah, I went one for three, double to left center, tried to stretch it into a triple and got thrown out a third. Oh, dang. Got greedy. Got it. Okay. Yeah. And Morgan, what's your version of this?

How'd you play? I feel like I could have played better, but I did get to. really good hits. Deney snagged him and I think that's why she got her she got defensive MVP because she had to like jump and catch my ball. It was a huge play of hers. So that was kind of a bummer. I saw, I saw your Instagram where you like, you drilled a ball but then you cut it off before you actually got the first. So I figured you were out. Yeah, I got out. I tried to beat it like because I hit him both to her, which was the, she's the big ball player and it was just I was out before I even made it, but I was trying to run to Outbeaters. So I did get to, I only got to be up to

base. We did not do well hitting wise. Our team didn't. We only made it through our batting order twice. I don't want to be that guy. Allow me to be that guy? Yeah, you can be that guy. You didn't get it hit if you didn't get on. No, but they were strong hits. They just were on base. They made great contact. They were both a shortstop. I mean, let's not act like she smelt. Oh, she ripped the one on Instagram. That was for sure. She ripped it, no doubt. But I knew because she cut it all. I before she got to the base, she probably didn't get a hit. But she ripped it, no doubt. But it's not a hit unless it is a clean.

Even an error is not a hit. So, okay, you went over with some good contact. Yeah, but I did make a good catch at second base. Nice. And I fielded a few balls. I played second and center field quite a few times. And I feel like I was on field a little bit more than lunchbox. But we were rotating trying to make sure.

Were you guys on the same team? Were you guys on the same team? Yeah, we were on the same team. Oh, you were. Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to ask each of you, Lunchbox, how do Morgan play? I thought Morgan had a rough outing. Yeah, she made everybody on the outfield before the game to take batting practice. It didn't pay off.

And then she had one pop fly. She dropped right off her glove. That was bad. And then I was playing short and there's a runner on first. She's playing second. Ground ball to me and I go to toss it to second. Morgan is not there covering the bag, so I have to dive at the bag

and try to get Cutler out at second. Got it. So what would you rate her performance, A-Though F? Who, I'd probably say a D-minus. Oh. And now, Morgan, you're going to talk about Lunchbox, but Lunchbox is not going to interrupt because you did not interrupt him. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, no. Okay, Lunchbox also missed a Popfly very early on in the game, and he blamed it on the sunshine, which... Oh, not the sun! Doesn't wear sunglasses playing softball. and actually when he had to dive to cover second, I had tried to communicate to him and said, hey, I'm moving over because Jay Cutler is a lefty.

So I'm going to come over here. And I said, hey, you need to be covering second. He was like, I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I was trying to be a communicator on the field. And that's what happened there. And also, he was a dumb dumb. All we needed was people on base.

This guy could have had a base hit. He was on second and decided, I'm going to make this more entertaining and got stuck in a pick. instead of just staying on second base and being what could have been a run, he decided to be like, I'm going to be funny and then got out. So he gets an F for that alone. Wow.

Okay. So, well, Morgan had a better game. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me go ahead and let me present some facts to you. You have 15 seconds for both of you. Jay Culler was on first base. Jay Culler was not hitting when the ground ball came to shortstop. So her saying that she moved over absolutely inaccurate.

She may have moved over when J. Culler was hitting. But once he's on first base, you're supposed to, to guard the base because it was a ground ball to me from a right-handed hitter. I believe it was Jordan Davis to me. And I go to Flip a third second. She's not there. So her reenactment of the play, wrong. I don't think we're remembering this game.

Time. That's 15 seconds. Shut his mic off, Ray. I'm not stopping. Ray, shut his mic off. Thank you. I never said. You're up.

You have 15 seconds. Go. Okay. I feel like we're remembering this moment very wrong. But all, all that to say, Delaney Walker was our coach. Titans player, great athlete. And he kicked lunchbox off the field. He came over to me and was like, yeah, I think we've got to pull him.

No way. No way. That needs to be said. Morgan, that's the best thing I've ever heard. All right. I think we have it. Guys. Turn them both off, Ray, please.

Morgan and Lunchbox, thank you. Hey, Amy, who played the best? We weren't terrible. Who played the best? I mean, it's probably Morgan. I go with Morgan, too, Eddie. And when the manager says pull him out of the game, Morgan did. Okay, so.

best. She was Morgan valuable player. MVP. Listen, you can't hear you. You can't hear him yelling in the back. We can't hear you, buddy. Your mic's off. Okay. Well, that'll do it. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, everybody. Ray, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. This story comes to us from New York. Three guys decided to go hiking in the Adirondack Mountains. And before they

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Our friend is dead. Our friend is dead. And police respond and they just find him on a different trail. I think maybe even without the mushrooms, that happens. I don't know that you would jump to the death conclusion so quickly. Maybe we lost our friend, but the mushrooms

Like, where did they go? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't get in trouble for hiking on mushrooms. No, they just took them to a hospital to be examined, and then they returned them to their campsite. Yeah, and you're talking about those mushrooms like on pizza, right? Yeah, those kind of mushrooms. Yeah, they're just bad batch.

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