The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 2: Bobby Offended After Celebrity Follows Him On Instagram + Lunchbox Almost Got In A Fight On The Golf Course + Is Dirty Talking AI Cheating?

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

Bobby talked about a celebrity who followed him on Instagram yesterday and was surprised this person remembered who he was. He then has a question based upon how many people this celeb followed and why Bobby feels offended by it. Eddie shared a story of two guys who got into a heated fight on a golf course and we recount the time this happened to Lunchbox. We talked about the man who was nearly sucked out of an airplane who is finally speaking out, and Bobby explains why that story would've kept him awake for years. The show debates whether chasing your dreams is overrated. We got into a surprisingly heated conversation: people are talking dirty with ChatGPT...but does that count as cheating?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The debate is Drew Scott followed me on Instagram yesterday, one of the property brothers. And I've met Drew Scott a couple times. I would even say I know him. But I interviewed him yesterday and I won't be on for a bit. But going into it, I didn't know if he'd know that he knew me. He did, thank God. Or remember that he met you? Well, yeah.

I just don't take for granted that anybody knows who I am. And he's famous and he's met a lot of people. But even before he started, He was like, dude, how you been? I'd seen you in a while. And so we're just talking. And I'm like, oh, thank God. Because I don't.

I don't think anybody remembers me. But we've had a couple, like, long, more than 15-minute hangouts. And that's pretty significant. You spend over 15 minutes with somebody. It's more than just in passing. We played a Folds of Honor softball game together once and just hung out the whole day. And he's the one that was really adamant about if you've never danced, you should do dancing with the stars. It'll be so fun because he had never danced.

Yeah. So he remembered that and he also came up while I was doing the show and hung out. And like we had lunch up there. So I, but even with all that guys, I didn't know. I just don't think anybody knows or remembers, especially if you like live in Hollywood. it's so fake out there. It's so fake. Like if you are a benefit to somebody, they will be your friend, but as soon as you're not,

they don't care anymore. And that's all the way across the board. And there's an understanding that that's the case, so it's just normal. And not that he was at all, but I just have that association with being out there. And yeah, him and his wife came,

had lunch. It was great. So we get on, we're talking. We do an hour or so. And we get off. And so I followed me on Instagram. And I thought, oh dang he follow me look at the no ego on his part to follow me when i don't follow him

because sometimes i won't do that oh that's your ego probably yeah i think so i'm trying to really be like some days i wake up and i say no ego no ego and some of my ego is from insecurity most of my ego is from insecurity i'd say that's that's truth for a lot of people yeah so and i know it's rooted in in insecurity not in entitlement because i've achieved because i think it can be both both. But I think mine is mostly rooted in just being insecure. So if I see someone that I know, like, Thomas Rett doesn't follow me. And I'm like, screw him ain't following him. Oh, and you know him really well. I know him really well. But also some people just aren't as Instagrammy as we are. That's true. He's the one that takes breaks for like six months at a time. I don't hold that

against him personally because I like him a lot so much so that I don't call him Thomas Redd. I call him TR. Like I feel like I know him well enough that I call him what normal people. people call him, but he doesn't follow me. So I won't follow him. There's no way. So I saw Drew Scott followed me and I said, man, what a guy. So I went over and I'm going to follow him. But he follows over 2,000 people.

Then I realize I'm just a number. I don't, for however many followers he has, which is what? 2.7 million? Okay. 2.7 million following 2,000 people isn't that crazy. However, TR has 4.9 million. million followers and he only follows 527. So I see your point. Like if TR, if, if this was that situation, you would be like, okay, is 500 still in that where you're, you'd be like, okay,

you're not, you're not a nobody. Yeah, I'm not a nobody. Yeah, he doesn't follow me. And so, I just checked that too. Yeah, that's okay. I was double checking because I could have swore he did. I'm seeing who. Sometimes I look. And then when someone doesn't follow you, do you ever go, Do you go to see who they're following and be like, I just did. I went to see our mutual friends who he's following. And so artist-wise,

like people that I would consider myself friendly or friends with, Morgan Evans, Russell Dickerson, boxing trainer, but he had him first before I was working with him. So Larry, Ryan Hurd. But the artist thing is fine because the artists follow artists.

Sure. Brett Eldridge. I mean. You're going to find. follow Brett? It's like, one of my best friends. But yeah, that's one I've held on to for a while that I'm going, but I don't think he does that. I don't think he Instagrams that much. So I also know that. But I just thought it was cool to Drew to follow it until I went to his page and it was he's followed 2000. But I shouldn't be looking for a reason to be offended because sometimes

I do that too. I will, I feel like I subconsciously look for a reason to be offended. So then I have a chip on my shoulder and I'll prove then, you know. But do you have TR's number like do you to ever text with him? The answer is not no, but not normally. Okay. So you could text him if you wanted to. Yeah. Okay, see, that's better than a follow.

Follow's respect. To someone that does that. The last time TR and I texted was a year ago. So we don't text normally. Was it about like a game or something? Pickle baller. No. Chopping Wood

Georgia Bulldogs I took a picture of him doing something and I said intensity Oh So it's like just something funny Nah he's like singing or something And he said ha ha the most intense And I said have a good show

And then it was just I bet it's normal stuff Yeah yeah But yeah but yeah So anyway Drew Scott was awesome I can't wait for you guys to hear That's going to be a couple weeks But

I was happy he just remembered Hanging out with me Because I didn't expect him to question about Drew Scott. In the interview, do you guys talk about his brother, like, or does he just get tired of talking about his twin brother? Okay, so, interesting you asked that. I was talking with him, and I said,

do you like doing stuff by yourself, so you're just not always a duo? Because I'm sure you guys have your pattern. Like when it's both of them doing an interview, it's like if a duo or a band comes in. That's why I don't like interviewing bands as a whole, because they have their little gimmicks and games and little things they say because they've all worked it out.

so everybody can get in the mix. And I was like, don't you like doing stuff by yourself sometimes, like without your brother? Because you get to like be you. And it was like, yeah. And he didn't commit to being like, I love doing stuff by myself. But I bet you that's the case.

Yeah. That they do, both do. Because Jonathan, his brother just got a daytime talk show. And Drew's like been in movies. Wow. And he's got two movies coming out where he is, because he's a black belt and karate, where he's doing like some action stuff.

and they don't need to work. They have hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah, I would think just if you have a brother or a twin that you do everything with, it's kind of refreshing to do like an interview without him. Or anything. Anything. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, they're safety. And, you know, when he started, I don't want to run the whole interview, but I don't care. When he started, he was doing stuff by himself and he got his brother involved. Like they did stuff as kids growing up, but he was like trying to be an actor. He was doing improv.

He went on a show called, real real uh real uh realtor idol in canada where they were like looking for like fun realtors for like a show real estate oh realtor idol that's funny oh yeah yeah but i had a good time with them yesterday and i don't like doing virtuals hate him don't do many of them uh but i did that one yesterday because i like him uh so and they have like so many shows going on at once and i was asking him what's the difference and finally he goes i don't know there's a lot of difference in these man I'll be honest. He's like, they just want us to do shows,

so we do them because people watch them. So, yeah, that's what I did yesterday. That's two stories, Amy. Minnesota grandmother, who's 82 years old, spent months fighting a state role that prevented her assisted living facility from serving alcohol. And she won.

Yeah, happy hours. Yeah. You're going to be a lot of unplanned pregnancies. Anita Lebrun argued that growing older shouldn't mean giving up everyday pleasures like a happy hour with friends, telling lawmakers that residents should have, telling lawmakers residents

shouldn't have fewer freedoms than anyone else. The law takes effect this Saturday. The Minnesota governor, Tim Walts, signed a bipartisan legislation dubbed Grandparents Happy Hour. That's cool. Weird they couldn't have alcohol, huh? I know, so weird.

Like they're not responsible enough to consume alcohol. They're in their 80s, 90s. I know. It makes me think of on Landman. Anybody else here watch that? No, I've thought about it a couple times. Thought about watching it? You would like it. I think I would. So the mom and the daughter, they volunteer at this old folks home and they sneak them in alcohol and make Margaret and these people, they just want to have fun. They load up on a bus one day and take them to a club. That's fine. But then people come by and they're getting in trouble and they kind of stand up like, these people are sort of similar to this.

Like, deserve to have fun too. And it's kind of cute. That's so true. Like, we assume they just want to play bingo because they're old. But they want to play boozy bingo. They want to party, man. Yeah, at 2 p.m. I think they want to be stationary and do stuff.

I mean, that's why bingo is fun for old people, because you can be stationary and do it. You can be stationary and drink, too. Right. The problem is, though, if I'm playing devil's advocate. And only because I believe they should be able to have alcohol. You give an old person alcohol and they trip. or they have any sort of, because you stumble.

Because you're dizzy. Yeah. You're physically impaired. And so if you fall and you break a foot, ankle, hip, it could be your death. It doesn't heal back. I get it, but you can make them sign something, right? Sure, sure.

But they're so old, how do they know what they're signing? It's on you, man. Well, hold on. My dad lived at one of these places. Some people are very aware. They're not, like, totally out of it. But what I will say, based on the knowledge I would have from where my dad lived, is they're on a lot of different medications

and sometimes mixing that with alcohol. Yeah, good call. Like, you would just have to really keep a watchful eye on who's on what and what they're allowed to have. So you give them bracelets, right? And then when old Henry comes up, you're just like, Henry, you can't have alcohol. It just is a little more complicated than people think

because you go, all people should be able to drink. And then once you go, well, if they are impaired and they fall, it's worse for them than us, the medication that they're probably on because they're old, then now you have to monitor every single person and how much they're drinking based on the medication they're taking.

And does someone who works at a facility need to have that burden on them as well? So there are a lot of factors that actually make sense as to why the law was, but let it rip, you know? Oh, man. I remember my grandfather, when I go visit one of my grandpas, he would always tell me like,

will you bring me a pack of cigarettes next time? That? I'm okay with. Not inside, but outside, because you're not really impaired. And I'd be like, Grandpa, I'm 14 years old. I can't buy cigarettes. Lunchboxer story. Yeah, you know, Eddie had a couple saves as a lifeguard. I mean, and I think about him now, and I'm like, man, what a sissy save.

Because I watched this 16-year-old guy from Santa Cruz, California. He's a lifeguard. There's a 10-year-old that gets taken out into the churn this weekend. And this 16-year-old goes out there, and I mean, these ways are, boom! knocking them all over the place and people are trying to come out and help him. He's like, you guys get back, get back. And these waves just relentless.

Boom, boom, boom. And he got that freaking 10 year old to the safety. It was unreal. Yeah, I saw it. Why would you have to compare Eddie though in that situation and not just celebrate the 16 year old? At a pool and I'm like, oh, man, he must have a cool save day. He's like, oh, I pushed someone in and jumped in and saved him. And I'm like, well, that's pretty cool.

But I see this and I'm like, this is real life guarding. I think they get me independent though Yeah there are two different kinds of lifeguard I was never a beach lifeguard Like to me the beach lifeguards were legit Major League yes I was more Triple A baseball at the pool A beach lifeguard is risking their own life

Yeah because they're out Wide Open ocean waves Current churn whatever that is Whatever churn is yep and then a pool Let's say you go and you try to save someone and then you drown Well somebody can jump in and save you pretty easily Sure because there's a lot of people there yeah I appreciate you being aware that you're

you're only AAA. I am. It's funny because my kids ask, they bring up the save where I pushed the lady in. And they actually wanted to hear the story like three days ago. And I was like,

all right, here's a story I'm going to tell her for the last time. There was a lady who was sitting on the side of the pool and she kept talking about like, I don't know how to swim. I don't know how to swim. Like, come on,

you're 50 years old. Like, you know how to swim. She's like, no, I really don't. So I pushed her in. Turns out she really couldn't swim. And she was like, help, help. So I jumped in and saved her. That's the story.

Not count. Right. Yeah. I would say both count. One, bad at the beginning. Yes, bad. Stupid of me. But you did save her, but you did something stupid.

I think they should just be in different stat categories. Stupid things. That's the first one. A save, absolutely. Because had you not jumped into save her, she probably would have drowned. Correct. Like both can be true. Yeah.

Dude, and I thought I was going to get fired. Like, I was just waiting. That whole week, I'm like, I'm waiting for the call. She's going to go to the boss, boss, the superintendent, and I'm going to get fired for sure. That's cool for that 16 year old kid to go out and do that. That's really cool lunchbox. But you saw that video, you're right. Those waves were unreal. That was not little like, you know, Florida Beach. That was big waves coming in. Is there an ocean that has bigger waves than the other? Like, is it, is the Atlantic known as a big wave more so than the Pacific? I would say

the Pacific. I say the Pacific has more. Yeah, because there's a spot in northern California. They call the Mavericks. I mean, you're talking 40 plus feet, sometimes 100 feet. Or like Hawaii. That's why everybody there goes to... But is it because of the ocean, or is it because of where it's located geographically on the planet? Like, is there an ocean that's known to have waves and one isn't? Or is it just where it is

on Earth? Do you guys know that answer? I don't know the answer, but I do know that, like, in Africa, in South Africa on the west side of Africa, they get really good waves. So the west side of America, we get really good waves. So I'm thinking that it's something with the way

the currents move. We can look at all. Something west. That is usually the colder air will push more waves and create more waves in the West Coast. But you agree, Scuba? With the West. Yeah, do the West Coast. Oh, my God. Like Stinson Beach up in NorCal and like the Maverick, like you said.

That's where the surfing competitions are at. And then, of course, you got Hawaii where they do a lot of surfing as well. Mike, what do you see? Is there one ocean? Yeah, it's a Pacific Ocean. So does the Atlantic have waves at all? Can you surf in the Atlantic? Yeah, you can serve.

Oh, my God. Yeah, of course. You group surfing there. Hurricanes, of course. Yeah, especially hurricane season. Let me just ask. Wait, you don't trust what we're saying? Yeah, dude, I was a surfer.

No, because you guys... We all surf, we're humans. Guaranteed you guys aren't. You guys aren't surfers. I surfed for sure. Yeah, we did. But that doesn't make you a surfer. I paintballed.

I'm not a paintballer. I went almost every weekend as a kid. I told us about 18, 19. Could you have been a professional surfer if you'd had a dad? MBA, a surfer, you name it, dude. Let me ask chat, DBT. Hello, is it possible to surf in both the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean and is there an ocean where surfing is preferable than the other because one has bigger waves than the other?

Yeah, you can surf in both. The ocean itself isn't a deciding factor. It's the coastline's exposure to swell, wind patterns and a shape of the seafloor. That said, the Pacific generally gets more consistent and bigger swells, places like Hawaii, Tahiti, Chile, parts of Australia because of long-fetched storms and deep ocean trenches. The Atlantic can be excellent to think hurricane swells on the East Coast or winter storms in Europe, but it's often more seasonal and variable. So if you're chasing consistency in big waves, the Pacific usually wins. But on the right day, the Atlantic can fire too.

Is there a reason your voice has changed a little deeper? No special reason. I'm just talking. Okay. Can I have your voice pitch up just a little? In perpetuity? Sure. No problem.

I'll keep it a touch lighter from here on out. Dude, something's wrong with her. She went. I was like she's sick. She went down to say that. She's exhausted. She sounds like drunk. I use her all the time.

She's like, oh. Not again. Oh, God. I was going to ask you that, like, do you think maybe you're using her too much? She's just like, again. She does sound tired. She needs water.

She's dehydrated. I told you my phone sucks. So maybe it's your phone. That could be your phone. Eddie, you. Oh, it's funny lunchbox. kind of had a story that reminded him of me. I have a story that reminds me of him. In San Antonio, two dudes are golfing at the Quarry Golf Club and a fight breaks out between them

two. One of them hits the other one with a golf club during the fight. And what does the other one do? Stabs them with a knife. Crazy part about all this is their long, they're long buddies. They've known each other for years. They were the two playing out there together. Like, it's not like they fought about something separate or they were in two different groups on the golf course. They played together and I guess it just kind of, you know, got to the top of their anger and just they decided to fight it out. Came to ahead. Yeah, we saw lunchbox almost getting a club fight with one of our other friends.

We had to break them up. We had to break them up. They grabbed. I don't remember if I grabbed a friend, the lunchboxer. You weren't there. Well, but I, you think I'd remember the story. I don't think we've talked about it. Wait, what?

Oh, we don't talk about it very often. Yeah. We're playing golf and they're about to beat each other down with clubs. I will say they were clubs that were like ready to be swung at each other. Okay. You remember that lunch? Yeah, I remember it. So how did it come to a head like that?

Like how can you relate to this story Eddie told? I'll tell you, he ran his mouth all day. And then on the last hole, I said, all right, let's bet $100 in this hole. Whoever gets a better score. And, you know, and he was like, no. I'm not going to do that. And I'm like, well, you've been talking all day, but how good you're, you're better to me at golf, blah, blah, whatever.

And I was like, $100, $100. And whatever. And I hit a bad shot or whatever. And then about halfway through the hole, he starts malving, like, I see, aren't you glad you didn't bet that 100? Next shot he hit it in the water. And I was like, no. And then we got done at the green.

And he was still talking. And that's when the clubs came out. Dude, it was crazy. Like, how did the club come out? Like, you pull it back like a baseball bat? He lifted above his head like he was in a pound down. Yeah. No.

Yes, yes, yes. And then Bobby grabbed one, I grabbed the other. I don't remember who I grabbed. Oh, person? Yes. And the clubs. Okay. I'm all for talking trash and you want to fight okay.

Like, I'm not off for that, but you want to fight. That's okay too, but you can't, no clubs. Mm-hmm. As Lunchbox is telling this story, I'm thinking this could have been exactly what happened at the golf course because I try to look like. And they were friends forever, too. Friends forever. It was two people that have a little.

little like slight issues with rage at the same time and it just well i now know who you're talking about and i just from piecing it together and it is interesting if you all wouldn't have intervened what would have happened they would have hit each other with golf clubs yes they would because it was the it was the the perfect mix it was the two warm front cold front hitting at the exact right time so like if one of them had a knife they'd be like that other guy i don't i don't know if they would have knifed i honestly don't think letchbox would have stabbed him i think he'd beat him in the head with a club, but I don't think he was stabbed down.

Not beat him in the head. You don't understand. Maybe the ankle. No, scuba talks about blacking out when he was at Ross's, or whatever. You've seen lunch rage out. You know our other friend rages as hard as lunchbox does. Oh, Rager.

It's a bad mix. Yeah, but I think they both also, I mean, a little fight maybe would have broken out, but I don't know about like. But they had clubs in the air. What's odd is they're both good people, but when the rage hits, it's like Bruce Banner turns into Incredible Hulk.

I remember feeling it escalate on that last hole. Oh, really? I remember that like, uh-oh, this is getting bad. That other friend, who's a friend? We were playing golf once. And since I worked on a golf course for a long time, I would see, and I got hit with a couple balls, but never in the head, never like Kane got hit,

Kane Brown. But I got hit a couple times and it hurts, but I would see other guys that did maintenance get nailed in the neck or the head. We had to wear helmets if we were anywhere on a green. but it would tear someone up. And so I get really upset when someone hits on us. And someone hit on us.

It could have been an accident, though. So we look back, it's me and that friend the lunchbox was going to be down on the club. And I look back and they hit again and they hit on us. And I'm like, all right, I don't want to have to do this. But if I have to fight, I'm a fight. So they're coming and I'm waiting for them. And I have that other friend with me.

And it's going to be two on four. that's fine. I'm so mad. I'm willing to get beat up. It's basically what it is. And then I look back for my backup when they're getting here and he had driven off on the golf cart and I'm by myself. I'm by myself with no golf cart with four guys up on me. So what do you do? I stand my ground but just a little less aggressively. So like, guys, you can't hit on us. You've almost hit us with the ball twice. Thank you. Goodbye. I didn't even have a way to get. I had to like, then I had to walk off. I was like, okay, bye guys. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.

It's a weird sport. Like that happens so often. People get so mad on golf courses because I guess lack of- And it should be such a calming sport. Alcohol, though. Is it because it's such a frustrating sport? I would say alcohol, sure, frustration. Because it's so mental.

And then once you- Well, I think a lot of it too is like it's a sport where you have to be aware of like your surroundings and if you're slowing someone down or what. Like you have to be aware of everyone else on the course. And some people just aren't. And it looks like lack of respect. And I think at some courses, there's a real entitlement to some of the people that are playing, especially if they're rich.

It's a rich person sport for sure. No, that's true. And so I think all of those, but I think alcohol is the number one factor when people fistfight. Because you're drinking while you're playing. But yeah, I almost got to be down. And then I look back and my backup was gone. Gone. I was like, right, right!

Nobody. Oh, God. I'll give you one more here. One more story. while climbing this mountain he impelled himself with a stick so he was climbing

his 13,000 foot mountain he slipped on a rock and one of the hiking poles went through him like his side stabbed him and so he's a nurse and he was able to

kind of pull it out but he had to backtrack for 10 miles with like this gaping hole inside of him some of the stick was still in there too because he knew not to pull it all the way out

but he had to pull it He couldn't walk with the stick hanging from him, but he was impaled by a hiking pole and had to walk 10 miles. Six and a half hours. Tragic. Mm-hmm. They removed the rest of the pole once he got to the hospital. He was treated.

He lived. Yeah, he made it. But he had to track six and a half hours, 10 miles, with part of a pole still in him. That's painful to see and hear about. Yeah, the picture is pretty terrible. Yeah. Look at that.

Oh, my God. I saw a turkey the other day on the golf course, speaking of a golf course with an arrow stuck in him. Chilling, dude, living his life. That sucks. Aw. Who shot him? I don't know.

There wasn't like a name on the arrow. We don't. That would have been good to find the person, but no, no name. We would catch fish sometimes with other hooks on them and, you know, lures in their throat. But this turkey was just acting like it was just a regular day. Yeah. That's crazy. What'd you do yesterday?

Anything? Just a lot of work things. And I had my, after I got done with all that, around six. I did a weightlifting workout all on my own. I ordered these Bowflex weights that are adjustable. Because the heaviest dumbbell I have at home is 15, and that was even my daughters, like not mine. But I got the adjustable so that way the stronger I get,

I can add to it. I haven't built up to that yet. But I unboxed them. I've had the dumbbells, to be honest, for about a week now, but I finally unboxed them. Thank you for your honesty. and did my first workout. And it's so cool.

Whoever invented that? I know. We have some too. It's so legit. Yes. How does that work? It sits on a stand and it's got like little tiny plates that go on each end of the dumbbell. And you, it's like a clock.

Like you put it on whichever, like say I wanted 12 and a half was the highest I went yesterday. But I started at seven and a half because I wasn't sure. But I was like, seven and a half pulled the dumbbell out. and it had enough weight for seven half on each side. And then I dropped it back in, put it on 12.5. Picked it up. All of a sudden you got a 12 and a 1⁄2 pound dumbbell. I could plop it down and have a 50 pounder if I want.

So the rest of the weight stays on the rack. On the rack, a little tiny little. And turning the gear connects it or disconnects at whatever level. Yeah, it's like a gear. Smart. It really is. It's cool. Shout out.

I don't use. We have a whole set of dumbbells that I use, but my wife uses the adjustable ones. Yeah. So I was thoroughly impressed with that because I don't know, it's either that or I need to join a gym because I don't have. And some of them, to do some of the moves that I was doing, I needed different equipment. But I made it work with like my coffee table. What kind of complicated moves are you doing? Well, this one where you had to like lay back and like put the dumbbell on your hips and then rest off. Yeah. Yeah. That one. I did that on a like a little. Record that. That don't get a lot of views. I'm not recording. Put it on YouTube. Now that I'm doing a lot of our Instagram, we get a lot of views if you do that one.

No, but I did that on this little stool thing that I have that's like got fabric on it so it didn't hurt my back. And then my step-ups I did on my coffee table. I mean, I was just having to look around my house and be like, what would work for this? So I don't know. What do you do? I made a not mature decision doing step-ups yesterday because I'll sometimes work out in socks.

Oh. And that was stepping up on a. And it's kind of slick leather anyway. It's just a binge. And I slipped while doing it because I have like 40s in each hand trying to do step-ups. You hurt your ankle? In socks, no. I just slipped.

I was like, I'm not doing any more step-ups. It wasn't the greatest decision. I don't like to wear shoes in the gym sometimes because it tracks dirt in there. I know, but safety. You're right. And most of the times I do if I'm doing legs. Because I don't even like to do lunges in socks because it hurts my little toes. Yeah.

Because if I do lunges, I'll do weights. And it's my petisies. So, yeah, yesterday I just worked out, did a bobby podcast interview. I just try to be clear now by about 5.30 because it's about bath time for Billy. I'm, I, it is priority for me. I think I've only missed two or three since she was born. And I know at times I'm going to have to miss, but I really carve out that time just to do that. And it's a good hour and a half. It's bath. It's the whole thing. Getting ready for bed. But yeah, that was me yesterday. You, Eddie?

Busy day yesterday. It's stressful because my wife had a doctor's appointment. Oh, boy, I know. I was freaking out. Dude, I was freaking. Eddie got in trouble mid show. Yeah. She's like, you know I have a doctor's appointment. Like, will you be here in 15 minutes? I'm like, no, I can't make it in 15 minutes. It was like, we were here still at 1230 working.

And it's like, I heard him freak out, but I didn't know why. And I was like, dude, just tell me if you have to go. And he was like, no, it's fine. But that's what it was. That's what it was. That's what it was. And I was just chilling. I'm like, did you forget about the doctor's moment?

Yeah, I did. Yeah. Oh. And then I was like, you know, when I finish, when I finish, like, it's no big deal. and she's just like, I have to leave in 15 minutes. So as soon as we were done, I got to go, guys. So I had to go home, and then I came back to work. I came back to work, and then my son had a basketball game,

which was only like 10 minutes away from work. So that was helpful. And then last night was my dinner night. Oh, gosh. Your dinner night. Yeah, because he has to cook dinner now. Three days a week now. He was running his big mouth, and now he has to cook.

So last night was my dinner night. Went to Trader Joe's, picked up some frozen Mandarin chicken. So good That's a packed day Packed Eddie ran out of the room Yesterday where I thought something Was really wrong

And I text him right after I said are you okay And he's like yeah yeah I forgot my wife Had a doctor's appointment And we have four boys at home And it's summer And I was like oh okay

You're like you're okay I'm like that is on me I said you just tell me Oh yeah Yeah he forgot Yeah It's all good Lunchbox yesterday

Yeah we went and had Habachi last night My sister's in town With her three kids So we went and had A little fun dinner where they cook in front of you for the first time. My sister's kids had never done it.

And so we just kind of went and had a night at the Habachi grill. And then we called my mom. It was her birthday and saying happy birthday. And that was about it. Virgin Habachi highlight of life. Yeah. That's a pretty cool experience. The first time when they're tossing in the pocket and the hat.

I have a question. Volcano fires. I have a question for lunchbox. Lunchbox, as a kid, did you ever go to Habachi? My first time I went was Lauren Meltzer's 16th birthday. we went to Tokyo Steakhouse. So I was 15. It was the first time I ever went.

So we went. Okay. But like your parents, did they take you? No, I didn't even know what it was until I went to Lauren Meltzer's birthday party.

I don't think I went to us in my 20s and I was blown away even then. I didn't need to be a kid. I was like, what the crap? This is like Disney World. Disney World on a grill. I remember it was so special to us.

It was just a birthday place. Like if it was your birthday, you can go to Hibachi. When I graduated or when I went to college and I could just make my own decision and go to habacchi whenever I wanted. It was mind blown. I went like two weeks straight.

That's funny. I remember I just had to stop because I would just fill up on rice every time. I would just be so full of rice that I wouldn't even enjoy the rest of it. They give that to you first. Yes. I'm just bloated on rice. I don't even care about the steak or shrimp at this point. Like do the show.

I've eaten my rice. I can go. That's fun. Okay, let's take a break. You've heard the chaos. Now you can see it. Hello. My gosh.

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Whenever I buy my phone, they just do like 20 bucks a month on my plan anyway. Isn't that pretty much the same as leasing a phone? Oh, you do that? Yeah, because they go, oh, you're, you can get it and just put $28 and it'll be every month on your phone bill. Okay, I don't know the difference between like a payment plan towards paying off your phone and a lease.

Because like when you lease it, you don't own it. I'd be okay not owning this piece of crap. It's true. I'll have it for two hours. It's 13% now. And I charge my phone all the time. I treat my phone like I do my gas tank. Like if there's a minute, I'm charging it.

I'm gassing it up. Maybe that's the problem. Live a little crazy with it. Go to red? Yeah. He'll never. It's died on me a couple of times. Really?

The new Apple upgrade program will allow customers to lease new product rather than have them face a sticker shock. And it talks about phones. Now phones, because the way that I've bought phones, it's they put a little bit every month. Now, if you're going to do a computer, I get that a little more because there are some computers that are involved in this as well. So as a phone, though, I would just caution people, check your plan and see if you can pay it monthly, add it onto your bill because then at least that's yours. If it's a computer, which I haven't bought a new laptop in six years. almost why do you need a laptop

unless you need a laptop to specifically work on something laptopable oh well but what about like just being able to see things bigger that's a good reason I turn my screen I'm so blind

I turn my you're probably yeah maybe hear more used to it like I'm just now entering the vision problem phase of life so I'm like oh where's my computer for computers

okay it can be worth it for phones just check your plans this has been a TED talk thank you for coming to it A lot of feedback about everyone singing the national anthem. And so I wanted to play some voicemails for you guys. All right, number one. I just wanted to call in.

As a combat veteran, I have great appreciation for the national anthem and patriotism and all that. But I was at the gym a little bit ago listening to yesterday's show and heard the clip of Amy singing a national anthem. And I had to stop mid-exercise. I was laughing so hard. That was quite funny. but still props to Amy. Good for you for doing it. I'm proud of you for that.

But anyway, I just want to let you guys know how funny that was. Thanks. Thank you. And the intention, respectfully, was not to be funny. Was it funny? Yes. Amy tried as hard as she could. She tried it with all seriousness.

Her heart was bleeding red, white, and blue. Right. And I hadn't listened to that since, who knows, maybe the year I did it, which I don't know, what was that? 15 years ago? I don't know. as before America was a full union.

I don't know. So it had been a minute and I didn't appreciate how painful it would be to hear back. But you tried so hard and I think that's why people can laugh at it and not say you were being disrespectful because you weren't.

Not a single hair on your body was being disrespectful. Correct. Yes. Next one. Guys, that Amy National Anthem genuinely almost made me to harass my car.

That was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. Amy, I don't even know what to say. Have a good day, guys. Nobody's mad. Okay, good. Yeah, nobody's mad. They shouldn't be. They shouldn't be. Yes, I agree. But you always worry because that's something that's sensitive and we care about. Absolutely. I think you did a great job setting up the origin story of how that even came to be and my heart behind it. Oh, I had tears in my eyes, guys listening back. I got tears in my eyes. It's so, so painful to hear. Give me number three, please. First of all, everybody did great.

Abby, don't let anybody hate on you. Sound fabulous, really good. I think you got first place. I hate to say it, but Eddie, you got second. And Amy, I don't know if the reverb did bad for you. It was good. I can't sing, but everybody was great. First place, Abby, second, Eddie, third place, Amy.

Great show. Talk to you later. Thank you. So I had no reverb, right? No, well, you had major reverb. You had echo. I had echo, but that's not. Reverb is something that could be added that could,

potentially make me sound better, but I didn't have that luxury. There really wasn't reverb on anybody. I think they're confusing reverb and echo. Oh, no, Abby had. I don't know. Eddie's been screaming reverb on Abby. Abby sounded great. Dude, Abby had like Zach Brown's production.

Don't hate. Don't hate. All right, one more. Hit the next one, please. Lunchbox has no idea what talent is. Abby's singing the national anthem. She was absolutely incredible, and I don't understand a lunchbox says that she sucks as singing. That's insane.

That's mind-blowing. Lunchbox, you're a loser, bro. Yeah, dude, I mean, the whatever you called it, the reverb helped her a lot. I mean, she is so nasly that point. You gave her something to say. I didn't have done that. No, no, no, there's no way. You play that dry.

She can't sing. We've heard her. That was dry. It was dry with the crowd. With reverb. You don't even know what reverb is. Yeah, I do. It makes everybody sound good.

No, it doesn't. Trust me. You can reverb me all day and ain't going to sound good. And it doesn't make you sound good. It's not auto-tuned. It's an element you can add. But Abby sounded awesome. Amy sounded pure.

Worse than I remember. You tried as hard as you could. It sounded worse than we remember. And Eddie being in the middle, nobody talks about you. I know. And it was weird because I remember it being way better than that, dude. I'm telling you, it was, I walked away being like, dang, I nailed. that. Go to yesterday's podcast if you didn't get to hear them sing the national anthem. Thank you for all the

voicemails. We love it. 877-77 Bobby. That's the number you can call. Leave us a voicemail anytime. People are turning to tarot card readers, which already is a scam, right? I mean, some people say it, say it, a scam. Some people use them. I... You won't commit to tarot cards being a scam? No, I think they are. I'm just saying some people, like my cousin. Some people get scammed, though. I know, but. Are tarot card is a scam? I mean.

Okay, I think they're entertaining. How about that? Sure. For entertainment, that's fun. That could, that's a, that's a word for it. Some people are turning to tarot card readers to tell them what their pets are thinking. Double scam. Wow.

Yeah. We got a double scam here. Well, you know, remember when I talked to the pet psychic? But that was only a single scam. Oh, yeah. Still a scam. Amy paid a pet psychic to break down my dog at the time and tell me every thing. that they were thinking and saying and living and she paid like 80 bucks yeah i think it was 80 bucks

for a reading word on the street is it's dolly's dog psychic so it's not like we're the only ones dolly has us dog psychic well it's what i heard the street says i heard it wasn't just some random it was like oh no she reads for dolly's if you found that out would you look at dolly differently no i would think dolly smart enough to know it's for entertainment okay like that she doesn't fully believe and we don't know and also i'm just saying allegedly yeah street You said street. Yeah, word on the street. Some people are so vulnerable, and this is why it makes me sad, they're getting double

scammed. It's someone going, tarot cards are real, you should trust it. And also, these tarot cards, tell me what your dog is thinking. That's extra vulnerable. That's double scammed. And as funny as it is to make fun of that, there are people paying money for this that believe it. If we did that, there'd be an uproar on the show.

If we brought in a tarot card reader, there will be an uproar. what people saying we're talking with the devil. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. The comments would be brutal. We couldn't even do it for entertainment because it would just be dancing with the devil. And we would be doing it for entertainment.

Not dancing with the devil. But you're right. People would get so mad about that. There's another story where I've never been in a mosh pit. Now, Mike D's big punk guy has been in many mosh pits. I've seen him take his phone into mosh pits. It looks pretty chaotic in there. I love a mosh pit.

It is chaotic. And it seems like if you're not careful, and even if you are, you can get hurt. Yeah, but people are generally pretty nice in there. Like if you fall down, they pick you up. Nobody's trying to hurt you. It's just the nature of the mosh pit. You can get hit.

And moshing is just jumping around and jumping into people. Yeah, you're like going a circle, and then you push people around, and you just keep the vibe going. Some do pooped in a mosh pit. What happens then? Ah, that's dead. Yeah, dead mosh pit.

Everybody leaves? It's like the pool? Yeah, you clear out. You stop moshing. So he pooped in a mosh pit. Oh. Yeah. They realized it was on the floor.

Then everybody starts vomiting. It's like stand by me when they're doing the pie eating contest. So people are jumping around in it. Then everybody starts vomiting because of it. And then basically the show's over. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, for sure you're getting that all over you, right?

Because it's so congested in there. Like, and you're stepping all over the place. And then you fall down in a mosh pit. So you're going to fall in. Yeah. Disgusting. If somebody falls down, let's remove the poop. If somebody falls down in a mosh pit,

are people respectful enough to let them up? Or does it look like European soccer when everybody just tramples people. No, that's the rule of the mosh pit. Somebody falls down, you pick them back up. The band will always call it out. They're like, hey, help that guy up. Oh, that sounds fun.

That's nice. This does not sound fun at all. Poop pit. No, or even just mosh pit because I'm so, I'm not claustrophobic to where I can't be in tiny places, but something like that would make me severely claustrophobic. Like, I would just feel so terrified that I was going to get trampled and die. What country artist is most likely to have a mosh pit?

Brantley Gilbert. Brantley's good. Yeah. Who'd you say? Co-Wetzel. Yeah, fist fight. So it'd be a little different. That'd be Mosh Pit, fist fight.

He would lead it. And everyone you're supposed to fight. He'd say, okay, go. And it's just a big bar brawl. I think for a couple of those devil songs, Zach Brown band. Oh, yeah. They can get there.

Like, it gets pretty aggressive. Where he does the image. Did anybody on this, didn't somebody on this show go to his sphere show? No. Didn't Scoo of Steve go? Nobody here went to the Zach Brown. Maybe it was.

It was Kenny Chesney I went to. Did he do devil? that was devil devil devil imagery like Zach Brown did no no his was very much like beachy lame dude it was awesome man it felt like you're on the beach

that's so cool I would love to go to a sphere show I just haven't been out there while they're doing a show and then we're out there for IHeart can you imagine if we go to IHart festival can we go to a sphere show instead of that we go for and watch the Grateful Dead

at the sphere they'd hate that there is a tequila infused ice cream coming Matthew McConaughey is doing it but it's tequila infused Does tequila the taste? Does it sound like it mixes well with ice cream? I don't.

I'm not like running to try that. Now will I taste it? Yes, but I'm probably just to say I tried it. Is the appeal ice cream with alcohol to get you a buzz or is the appeal ice cream with the tequila taste? I just would be curious. You'd have to eat so much ice cream to get a buzz. And then you're going to feel.

5%. You don't have that much. It's 5%. I don't know. That's more than a beer. Okay. But how much in a cup? I don't know.

I ate ice cream. I have to do Sherbert now, basically, because I can't do dairy. Right. It's not even Sherbert. It's Sorbet. What's the difference in sherbert and sorbet? Is sherbet? It's for kids?

I don't know. Good question. I don't know. Tequila ice cream? I love it. I mean, a margarita is basically a tequila ice cream or a tequila snow cone. So, I mean, add a little cream to that, you have ice cream. I think that sounds delicious.

Sherbert might have dairy. Well, I don't eat sherbert, eat sorbet. Surveys, dairy-free. Sherbert has a little bit of dairy. There you go. I got two things to sorbet in there right now. Matthew McConaughey and his wife have founded a tequila company, and they're doing an ice cream.

So that'll be out soon. There is also the story of the guy who was sucked out of the Ryan Air airplane. And so he's now talking about it. So the guy who was nearly sucked out of a Ryan airplane after a window shattered, mid-flight, is talking about it for the first time. Here you go. Ray, would you hit that? 61-year-old Lucieba Karvik was flying from Greece to Germany on Ryanair when a window dislodged and he was almost halfway out the plane.

His wife was desperately trying to hold onto him. He suffered serious injuries and spent six days in the hospital. He remembers the explosion and then the noise. He told the newspaper that he was wearing a seatbelt at the time. And his message for others, always make sure you wear your seatbelt. Can you even go to sleep without thinking about being halfway sucked out of an airplane? Like your head is out. It's out.

The seatbelt's the only thing holding you from what? Yeah. What do you mean can you go to sleep? I would think every dream I ever had would be about being. You mean if that happened to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I thought you just meant us knowing it now. I'm like, yeah, I think I'll sleep.

No problem. Oh, no. But if we were him, yeah, I don't even know that I can fly. Yeah, I think that. for quite some time. Yeah, I think that's probably a given. I mean, eventually maybe, because if you want to travel, sometimes flights are in the option.

I think I'm good. I'm all traveled out. You're going to drive? Last time I traveled, got sucked halfway out of an airplane. I'm all good. I had a friend who was in a plane crash where a bunch of people died. And do they fly now? Now they do, but it took them a decade before they ever got in a plane. Like it was stormy and Lurrock and the plane landed and crashed and a lot of people died and he lived. Dang. Didn't fly forever.

I had dreams about it forever but imagine you're just sucked out of the plane and you can see everything that would be crazy I'd want it to have blacked out and not know and then I would make up a story like I saw the light

oh you would yeah because you can't prove I didn't and then I'd go on a speaking tour I'd write a book I'd turn all that into that that's what people do so I saw that there's a couple that found a bunch of money

buried inside their house if you find money buried inside your house what do you do? I mean First I count it And then I keep it What am I supposed to do?

It's your house That's right It's your house I bought it Do you go to the news? No No because I don't want it to be known I don't know

I don't go to the news I don't go I'm trying to think of who I go to Nobody you say nothing Because the cartels Can chop your head off Well so is it This is old old old money

Yeah I saw the story I think the money's like, you can barely even tell it's money. It's so old. It's like rotten. So this house is like pre-1900s and some of it is able to, but most of it's like really, really old. But I just wonder if you guys found a bunch of money in your house. Maybe I wouldn't touch it. Really?

I don't know because I think somebody would come back for it. And if it's not there, they're going to kill me. No, you just say like, no, that was never there, man. That's weird. Like maybe somebody before me. You know, I just bought the ass. But if it's rotting, then just put it back. Well, if it's rotting, the cartel's not going to come back for it.

Just throw it away. But if it's rotting, will the bank replace the bills? It has to be at least more than 50. It has to be 51% of the bill. And some of it was, some of it wasn't. But they went under their stairs and they found all that money. That's interesting. If you took it to the bank, would they replace it with good money?

Like you said, if it's over 50%. My dog has eaten money. More than twice I've gone to the bank to replace bills that my dog has eaten. And it's because she hasn't, there's just been that much more than 50%. Because they told me if it was 49% of the bill, they couldn't replace it. You know somebody at some point made a lot of money off that because they ripped a bill in half and then took one dollar and made two. And that's why they have the rule. And they did it over and over.

Somebody at some point made a lot of money off that. Because they went, all right? And the bank's like, sure. Sure. And you got the same guy going in with a mustache. Hello, I'm here to take in some. Sure. Sure.

So this story is about goals and dreams and how people with lower levels of ambition have a better quality of life. That's interesting. So is it that their ambition is lower? Also, their expectations for things are lower too? That's got to be it. All of that. It says it isn't a great idea to shoot for the moon. The best level of ambition is to have slightly above average life, but not aim too high.

Sometimes it's better to settle for good enough than to continue. the search for something that will probably never happen. Okay. I have a friend of mine. What were you going to say? No, I'm curious where your mind went. I have thoughts, but then it's not fair. No, it's just an article.

You weren't asking for assessment of the room. I love an assessment of what I just said there. Go ahead. All right, here we go. Get ready, Eddie. Everybody get strays. I love for an assessment. I just spit everywhere.

I'm laughing at what Amy might even say. I don't even know. I love an assessment. I think that that's Eddie. And what's weird is, You might have to reread it again for me to have like a full thought about lunchbox because it's like you would think lunchboxes that way because his ambitions are low. But his expectations are high. It's weird because he does no work but expects way like high pay.

Right. Okay. Now carry on with me. You're, you do work. Like you are ambitious, but I think you're also content. Ambitious? Yeah. Okay.

Well, he's showing a little bit of ambition lately with. his salsa business. So that is giving you some points right now for sure. And you do get your job done. You have a lot on your plate and you execute it. I have no idea where you go above and beyond. Maybe you do a lot. I'm not sure. I don't know about that part. No, even here. You have multiple jobs on this show. And you certainly get it all done.

But are you going above and beyond outside of that? I don't know. But I think you're just sort of content. You know what's weird? about me is that I feel at age 47, I've done everything I wanted to do. See? Like, there's nothing. What did you want to do?

I wanted to have a little bit of success. Like, I wanted to have success. I think we've done it. I wanted to be a musician. We toured. Got all that. We played some of the biggest stages in America. Like, we did that.

And I have a family. I have four boys that I love very much and a wife that's awesome and I feel like I've done it all other than like having a boat I would love to have a boat but you know I feel like that could come at any moment if I just keep doing what I'm doing. You're right though it's weird because

Eddie works hard and does what's asked of him and is like happy with everything I would say lunchbox has way less to do than Eddie does less, but then it's not happy with anything. It's weird, the difference between the two. Man, I don't know. I just feel like I have aspirations.

I just haven't reached them, man. But you don't work to achieve them. No, I did for so long and just getting beaten down. It's just like, man, I keep knocking on those doors? Yeah, I do. And then I just get rejected. But what doors have you knocked on? He did chase prices, right?

We have to give him that, and he got on this year. And he did get on. He finally went. After years of saying he was going to go, he finally went and he got on. But that's not hard work. That's just showing up for a day. Well, he showed up. That's hard work.

Okay. If that's it, then you nailed it. I mean, I've been trying to apply for jobs. Like, you know, these stadium announcing jobs, the Titans, the Preds, the soccer, the baseball. But he's applying for these jobs without doing any of the legwork to actually get them to hire him. And then he gets disappointed when he doesn't get hired, but he's done nothing on a lower level to make them think, oh, you have the capability or the history to do them. No, I've been on this show for 23 years. This show is not being Tennessee Titans inside stadium announcer.

I don't know. The guy that did it, all he did was, he was like a banker. No, he also had other announcing jobs, too. He was on American Idol. But he also had other announcing jobs, too. I don't know if he did. Right. You don't know if he did.

I'll look him up. He's singing on American Idol? Yeah. He tried out for American Idol back in the day. Mike, what did you find out his background? When you shoot for the moon, you're let down a lot. and you also risk never being happy and appreciative of your current position or status.

That is from physical review E or research publication. So I'm sorry. What is that saying we shouldn't shoot for the moon? Yeah, because you end up being upset because you don't reach the moon. I feel like I constantly shoot for the moon. And even when I don't hit the moon,

I'm pretty up there hanging out with the stars at least. Yeah. Because isn't it just that, well, at least you tried because majority of people aren't even going to try. Right. So you should be proud of yourself. Like, I feel like we should shoot for the moon. Try, like, once.

But it's, no, but it's like people get disappointed when they don't reach it. I know. It's how much disappointment can you take? And the most successful people are the people that can be disappointed and get up and do it again over and over. It's not that the successful people are way more talented. The most successful people I know are not the most talented, are not the overall smartest. It's the people that will do it, not achieve, learn something, and then do it again. And then not achieve and learn something and do it again.

and then not achieve, and then finally at some point it clicks and it works out. But you don't know about the 11 times it didn't work out. Like you talk about going to a network and pitching a show or something. Then 300 and it's none. Yeah, and then he gets turned down all this time. And I'm like, dude, I would have quit a long time ago. I'm being like, I'm terrible. Yeah, I was telling him I've probably done 100 pitches for a half of a yes.

Maybe. But if you can't get no over and over again and keep going, you never really wanted to do it anyway. because it's not worth it to you. What do you see it? What's the name? Matt Rogers, if I'm just guessing. Yeah, that's his name. What did he do before he was a Titans announcer?

He covered the nation's... Go ahead, Mike. He's a comedian. Did he do... Did he have any sort of announcing credentials at all? Not seeing anything. I don't think about American Idol either. I have it.

He was a sports broadcaster for Turner Sports. He covered the nation's top football teams. He hosted really big things on Discovery Channel. And he served as hosts for Lifetimes Coming Home, which honored service men and women coming home from deployment. So I had a bigger and better resume than you. I never heard any of those shows. It doesn't matter what you've heard of.

So yours would say like Price is right. No, no. I would say member of the Bibone show for 20 plus years. And he might be like, I haven't heard of that show. Yeah, right. But it also means nothing because you're just talking. You don't have any history of doing any sort of sport. He did a sports show for Turner Sports.

Yeah, I don't know. know what he did on there. And then Discovery Channel really big things. Don't even know what that is. But also he might have just been better than you too. Could have been. Yeah. He's the current guy?

Yeah, he's the current guy. Oh, really big things is a series about massive man-made marvels like big machines, giant telescopes, skyscrapers, and other massive structures. Like really big things. It's like a pretty cool show. Yeah. On Discovery, yeah. Yeah.

If you want to be happier. Pick up the tab. Thoughts. Well, that means you're rich. That's not what it's about. That means about flexing. That's not what it's about. I ain't picking up the tab. That doesn't make me happy.

It makes me like, oh, crap. Is it because, like, the joy of giving to others? Treating a friend or coworker to coffee or lunch boosts overall happiness. Giving better than receiving. Yeah, I guess that's the psychology behind it. But, like, I don't, I would say I get the. tab picked up more often than me picking it up but man when you pay for it like my father-in-law if i get to pay for my father-in-law it feels pretty good really if ever i feel and this isn't just about

paying for stuff but if ever i feel kind of lost or like i don't i'm not getting good traction like within myself i think we all feel those if i can like do service that helped me find my place just generally speaking and i feel like that's what that's what this speaks to me here is like if I can just do something, because I find when I'm lost, if I can do service to others in some way, I can oftentimes find what I'm looking for about me. That might not be what this is, but that's what that reminds me of. No, I think that it does fall in mind with that because we're lunchbox is saying, oh, it means that you're rich, but Bobby said it could be coffee.

Like you might be buying someone a latte. Yeah, I just don't feel that. I feel the dread. Like if I'm out to dinner and my father-in-law is there, they're visiting, you know what I mean? and we just sit there and I'm like, oh my gosh, is he going to pull for the wall or not? I'm sitting there debating. Like, how long do I wait? Here we go.

But why don't you just do it? No, no, no. Why would I want to do it? I'd rather have a free meal. Have you ever paid for lunch or dinner for anybody on the show? Oh, yeah, plenty of times. Who? I don't know.

So no. I don't think I've gone to lunch or dinner with any of these people. No, he's bought me lunch. He's bought me lunch once. He took me to, yeah, writ him and spice. Oh, Ritam and Spice. He needed something, though. It was followed by with a, hey, so, yeah, very transactional.

What do you need? What did I buy it? He bought it was like a $10. It was really good. It was cool. But I think it was followed with like a, hey, I need help with something, book and something. And it was like a guest for something he was doing at CMA Fest. Yep.

Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. So your thoughts on Be Happier, Give? It's a weird one. But yeah, when you pick up the tab, it feels pretty good.

Let's go to lunch today, man. Oh, he needs to feel better? Yeah, you want to feel better? Let's go. I'm good. Next up, I got one more here. How hot is your bot? What does that mean?

Yeah, what does that mean? People that are talking dirty, their AI chat bots and chat GBT and. Oh, my gosh, people need help. Wait, what? How hot is your bot? Is it like, how are you talking to your bot or how's your bot talking to you? Both because, and I would think to take part of one of the, of these surveys where you answer honestly, it's completely anonymous.

Has to be. Because how many people are going to admit that talking to their chat GPT or Claude or Jim and I is a turn-on? They go on the news saying they're in relationship with an AI. You know, like some people are not ashamed. They talk to these people and 12% say that chatting with an AI bot can be a turn-on. What the. See, this is our world is, this makes me realize how like, many weird losers we have in this world.

Have you ever seen a cartoon? Like, because I know some dudes like the anime. That's weird. Women. Yeah, that's really strange. Or Jessica Rabbit. Yeah, that was weird. And think Jessica Rabbit's hot.

No. Like, I don't understand. Like, I have an attraction to this, like a cartoon. Some dudes. You do? No, I'm saying. Are you admitting something here? No, I said.

I asked you a question. I said, like, you're saying I'm attracted to a car. It's okay. Free space. Talk it out. No. Absolutely not. Why is the weirdest thing?

Uh-uh. What about, but I mean, I've seen some of these like AI models that aren't real and they look like perfect women. But those are generated pictures to look like a human. But this is talking like a human. You're talking to your chat. You know it's fake. Like if you show me a picture. But you know the picture of the AI model is fake.

Not at the first. Once you find out, you get hot. But then once you figure out, is it still hot to you? No, you're like, wow, they did a real. really good job, but I'm not like, oh man, I still got to stare at that picture. Got it. Okay. I'm not chatting with no robot either.

Well, anybody on this show, you're a loser. I mean, everybody's pretty much married. Am I the only single person? Yeah, Amy. So I'm the only one that could. Well, Abby's not married, but she's engaged. People can talk to a robot. I mean, it doesn't mean, even if you're married, you can talk to a robot.

I know, but nobody here is going to admit to it because you're married. Is chatting dirty with AI considered cheating? Yes. Yeah, I would. If it's a robot. Yes. Yes, because you are emotionally giving your love to something else. And you're a weirdo, and I have to divorce you.

It's weird. Okay, but what if you like do, like, mess around with one of those dolls, rubber dolls? What? Divorce. Is that cheating? Yeah. Does your wife know about it? I'm just asking if it's cheating.

Yes, if your wife doesn't know about it, it's cheating. That's weird and I'm out. Yeah. Interesting. You don't think so? Hey, let me ask you. Have you ever talked dirty to your? Never.

Never because I don't want them to know me like that, because it knows. everything about me. No, no, no. That was the wrong answer. I don't even curse to it. I don't do anything. I don't do anything other than what I need it to know me for. In any way whatsoever, because I use each of them individually for different reasons.

Some for creative reasons. Another one for. So it's not even, no, I would never because it's weird. But I don't even give them parts of me that I don't want them giving me feedback on. Like one of them I don't give any medical history to. One of them I do. I feed it like, okay, this has happened today because that's what I want and expect from it. And you do that so they don't, you don't think they share the information across the,

so that way one doesn't know everything about you. Why do you keep them separate? Like, why do you, why? Because I know if I'm like having sleep issues, I know the one that I go to because it has it all stored up. And if I'm just randomly going to one for this, one for that. I'm not getting the full story back. Oh.

I got you. So if I were going to hook up, I don't hook up with one AI. Yeah, I would have a new one. I'd have to get a fourth. You just have three now. You could probably work it into the health one. The health one? I do have a lot of sleep talk with my chat, GBT, because I struggle.

And then I learn about the brain and how the brain works with sleep and what parts of the brain. And if you don't, you know, because R.A.m. is not even as good as deep sleep. I just think R.A.m. was the most deep sleep you could get. It's not. It's lighter than deep. And you got to get into it. So, but I wouldn't talk about that with Claude. With Claude, I'm like, give me 10 people that have big noses. List them out But anyway, people talk dirty to their butts

But also people put on those AI glasses too And They do Things Wow You know what's up To like just like a fake image Define fake

Like not real It's not a real human Well yeah If you're putting on glasses But what they're seeing in the glasses Is a real person Uh huh But you imagine seeing someone do that?

You don't have glasses but you're watching them. It's like that what do they do at music festivals, the silent disco? But dirty. Silent Humpo. All right, let's do this voicemail. Just a question about baby Billy's age and Raymondo's thought, considering she's four months old and in Raymondo's mind being a year old already is she one year and four months old to

Ramundo or is she just four months old? Curious, under your thoughts. Ramundo, how old is my baby? So this is when it would make the most sense. She's four months old. Yeah. But it's all about the completion of a year or the beginning of a year.

How old is my baby, Ramundo? Zero. Because she hasn't completed the first year. But what I'm saying is when you celebrate your baby being one year old, that will be the completion of a year, whereas once your baby's 18, I guarantee you when your baby's 18,

you're like, oh my gosh, I can't believe baby Billy's 18, but you actually can believe it because that's the completion of her 18th year. So she'll be 19. Yeah, she'll be 19. Like, she'll about to be, she's about to be two. I'm out.

She celebrated one when she was born. No. But so she's one. I thought she was zero. So you don't even know your own argument right now. Well, she's officially one right now, and she'll be two when she has her birthday. Her first birthday was when she first was born. So she was born at one?

Yes. Because in America, we think that we celebrate the beginning of a year, but it's actually we celebrate the completion of a year. So when she was born, she was one. Yes. And when she, and what in your terms, when she celebrates the original birthday that she's going to celebrate, at one, she'll actually be two. because it's the start of her second year. This gives me a headache. Me too.

I just want to... My daughter is four months old right now. We don't do months up until a year. We'll do it at a year, I think. Maybe you do a year and then you do 18 months and you do two years and it's just years from then out. Because I don't want to be the guy that just does months, but she's definitely not whatever Ray just said. Are you not the weak guy? Because I love that you're not doing weeks.

She's too old for weeks. Some people do that. Yeah, 127 weeks. What are you talking about? about. Too old for weeks. All right, thank you for the voicemail. Baby Billy is four months old. Call us anytime 877, Bobby. And that'll do it today. Thank you everybody for listening to the show. We really appreciate you if you are a part two podcast listener because not only are you deciding to actively come and push play, to hit subscribe, to be a part tour. Like you have chosen to do that. Some people, they listen to the show because it's just on

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