The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 2: Bobby's First Road Rage Incident + Does Bobby Have A Relationship With His A.I.? + Top 10 Most Googled Questions About Bobby

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

Bobby shares his thoughts on the Emmy nominations and answers the Top 10 most googled questions about him. Bobby NEVER gets road rage...until yesterday when a woman set him off. What she did was so ba...d he wanted to hunt her down. Bobby debuts his new AI assistant that has us questioning his intentions with what he does in his free time with it. We dove into the crazy story of a 55-year old man who eloped with his son’s fiancé. We talked about dating men with hot jobs. Plus, Bobby ran through voicemails and gets Abby to share advice on what to do when someone says ‘I love you’ very early.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:00 podcast. Bobby bone. All right, let's run through some voicemels. Number one, please, Ramundo. My mother-in-law has been engaged for 15, 16 years. She's in her low 80s. Her boyfriend's in his high 70s. They go on vacations together, but they each have their own homes.
Starting point is 00:03:21 They can still have their independence, and they still have, like, a built-in person to do stuff with. So you guys were acting like it was super crazy. I don't think it's as crazy as you thought. No, I thought it was crazy. in case you missed the show. I thought it was crazy that you used the word engaged for anything, but there's nothing after the engagement.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Regardless of the age, regardless of living apart. A lot of people live apart when they're engaged and they move in when they get married. Less and less so, but that's still somewhat common. My thing was if you're engaged, engaged to do what? To stay engaged? For them, yeah. To move to the next level? What's the level?
Starting point is 00:03:58 That was the weird part. And he also wears a what? ring. Yeah, and I have no problem with, like fundamentally I have no problem with it. I think it's great. I think you live your life how you want to live it. You know, hurt anybody? Awesome. My only question was, what are you engaged? If you're engaged, what are you engaged to do? Otherwise, you're just a couple. Awesome. You're committed. We're in a committed relationship. But again, I don't care that much. I did think it was a little weird though. They'd frame it that way. Who knows? Maybe we're the weird ones. They're on. For sure. They're on to something.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah, for sure. Let's go to number two. I am in a special needs theater. group and someone has just texted me that they are in love with me. We have known each other three or four weeks if you have any advice. I would really appreciate it. Abby? Why do you go to me? You always say I love you real quick. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying your track record. Yeah, you've jumped pretty quick. What in the world. I just wonder where you Abby, I wonder where well done. No, I wonder what advice you would you would give. That's weird because it's a text. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Like, you have to go to them in person? Well, how do you usually say, when you were like three weeks in, would you text the person or did you tell them in person? I didn't never do this to them. I was internally freaking out, but I never actually would do that through them. Internally in love. Good point. So this is what I would say. I would say just because they're rushing to love doesn't mean you have to.
Starting point is 00:05:30 So if they're in love with you, be like, if you have interest back, text you back. Start a little flirtation. get over to... It's a group text, right? Or are they in a theater group? They're in a theater group. Oh, great. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Yeah. You can text them back. If you are interested as well, text them. Don't let this thing die, but go in aware. Because someone who says they love you that quick has probably told other people they love them too that quick. Unless this is the one time they haven't,
Starting point is 00:05:56 and they actually, because people say they fall in love all the time. At first sight. If you're interested, be interested. just going with a pinkish flag because they did jump quick to tell you that and it's not even like you're in a relationship or you're dating and they say that. Just be like, oh, if you want to get to know them more
Starting point is 00:06:16 then be like, oh, I'd love to hang out. But what if you don't? What do you just say, oh, man, you're a good actor? No, you just ignore it. Oh, I wouldn't even address it. But then you have to show up and see them in theater class. And they're probably wondering, do they ever see that? I would just not say anything.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I feel like if the other person's sending that, they're a very forward person. And the next text is going to be like, Have you seen this? I'd ghost him until that came up. Hello. And if they came back with it again, they'd be like, have you seen this? I'd be like, yeah, I saw it.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I didn't know what to say. I don't feel the same, but I appreciate that. Okay. But I would ghost on one. Abby, would you ghost on that first text? I probably would, but then it'd be awkward, right? You just act like you didn't see it. It's awkward.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Yeah, that's true. By saying that so quickly. They've made it awkward. I'm not one to ghost, though. I'd have to do something. Same. Oh, I love ghosting. But ghosting is like you
Starting point is 00:07:03 It was like a sport in the Olympics I'd have been awesome Like when I was like 32 I'd ghost a crap out of everybody So you just would quit going to theater class No I'd still go to theater class But it's not even ghost because this person Wasn't even involved in it
Starting point is 00:07:14 It wasn't like you went out with her Yeah Anyway good luck with that dude I would just say that it sounds a bit creepy But it doesn't have to be I was gonna say just a bit No you say creepy
Starting point is 00:07:27 Fine line between bold and creepy I say premature Fine line between bold and creepy Okay Could you just respond Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:07:34 You like this happens all the time. Then it's really weird because then they know you got it. And that's all you gave them. They might actually show up what you're off to stab you. Oh, boy. What? Then don't do that. No.
Starting point is 00:07:44 All right. Next up. I just wanted to let you guys know that I love the new draft game with the letter that it starts with. And I'm hoping you guys do the whole alphabet. Love the show. Thank you. Appreciate that. It's fun.
Starting point is 00:07:56 We can't do the whole alphabet. You got to be impossible. We landed on X a couple times. Yeah, you can't do X. You can't do X. Yeah, we could do Xanax. X-lophone, and then that's it. X-ray?
Starting point is 00:08:07 Yep, you could do X-Men, the movie. Yeah. Excalibur. E-X. Yeah, I don't know any of your X's. You could do Xavier Tillman. Yeah, you could do Xavier University. Xavier, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Yeah. And that's it. Yeah. One more, Ray. Okay, so is Ray really 40 or is he actually 39 with his weird math thing? Just wondering. Thanks. That's a great point, Ray. Yeah, other directions. So I will be 41 in my terms of doing the thing.
Starting point is 00:08:36 So you're already 40? Yeah, I'm 40 right now. I'll be starting my 41st year. Just move on. I almost can't help it. It's like the lights on and I'm a moth. Like I'm just so drawn to this. We can't go back to this. I can't. And it's one of the things. Ray, you're 39 years old. You haven't been on the earth 40 years.
Starting point is 00:08:56 You haven't been on the earth. When your birthday hits, when's your birthday? September 5th. When your birthday hits September 5th, that will be your, you're 30 years. You would have hit 40 years on this planet. I will be celebrating 40, but I will have completed 40 years. So I'm actually starting my 41. But starting it. It's like running a marathon.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Just because you ran one tenth of a mile. You've started the marathon, but you haven't run a marathon. You've only run a tenth of it. You're not 41. We celebrate the new year. We don't. So you think we'd celebrate me being 41. I'm already 40.
Starting point is 00:09:26 You come out zero when you come out of your mom's vagina. For a full year. For a full year, you're zero. Correct. And then your year that you have your first birthday, you're one. Yes. Because you have been on the planet for one full year. So you can count this back from one to 40?
Starting point is 00:09:41 No, do you agree with that? Do you agree with that? Okay, so you come out the vagina. Eh, I'm Ray. Yeah. How old are you? Zero. According to your logic, you're one because you're starting your first year.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Correct. We cannot do this again. But I'm just telling him. I'm just not. There's no point in telling him anything because he's, he is the way he is. You're about to be 40. But I am telling you there is the difference. between when you're first born, there is the huge celebration of one.
Starting point is 00:10:07 As you, oh my gosh, listen this. You just completed one. Oh my gosh, lunches kid is one. You're one. You're not two. That's crazy. But you're not two. But then when Amy's daughter turned 16, we said, she's 16.
Starting point is 00:10:19 She's been 16 for that whole year. No, she hasn't. She's been working on 16, just like you're working on a marathon. She's already been 16 for a full year, so I don't know why Amy was shocked. Her daughter was 16. She's been 16 for a whole year. She's 18 now.
Starting point is 00:10:33 So when people say, Ray, I cannot believe you're 40. I've been 40 for a whole year. You're not 40. You're 39. On September 5th, I will have completed my 40th year around the sun. You're not 40 yet, though. You've completed it because you're 39.8, 39.9. Then you turn 40.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Yes, but I'm not shocked that when people say you're 40. Yeah, I've been it for a whole year. You're not 40. Yes, I have for a whole year. whole year. No, you've been 30. You've been 39.8, 39.9.9.9.9.9.9.9. 6 months. We've been 40.
Starting point is 00:11:09 But I understand your thing when you're born. We are so, wow, that was a full year of life. You're one. But then at 40, wow, that was a full 40 years of life. I don't know why we're shocked then. It kind of is weird when he says it that way. No, no. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Hey, when your kid is born, when they're then one, you're like, oh my gosh. When they're born, they're zero. They're zero. But they're like, when they are one, oh my gosh, that was a full year. Well, when I'm 40, you guys are like, you just turned 40? No, it's been a full 40 years. I'm a 41 starting. Mostly I'm like, oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:11:44 You're one. Good job. Just like you're 40. If you're from China, you'd be 40 right now going to 41 because you're born at one. Ray. Maybe he's Chinese. Okay, maybe this will help him. Buy Ray's.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Has lunchbox ever been there? Because he'd be Chinese. Logic. Everywhere he's been. Whoa, whoa. I'm not Amy, come on. What? Why am I being?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Go ahead. Okay, it was full year of life. Like, then people would stop saying, how old's your baby? You would stop saying six weeks. You'd say, a year. One. Right. Your baby's just born.
Starting point is 00:12:13 How old is it? One. Yeah. Does that help Ray? I'm done. Thank you. Thank you. Well, Bobby, you can't take.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I can't help you. How's that voicemail? Like, why did someone leave a voicemail like that? Bobby said it's like a moth to a light. And whoever, whoever put that voicemail in, don't ever put the voicemails in about the age thing again. It's. Ray, but you're just committed to your bit, right? This is not really how you feel because it doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Lunch, what are you turning this year? I will be 44. You will be 45. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Lunch's birthday soon. Emmys are coming up. They announced the nominations for Emmy's Outstanding Drama Series.
Starting point is 00:12:49 White Lotus. Really good. Slow horses. Amazing. Severance. Awesome. Paradise. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Yeah, yeah. The diplomat. So good. I've seen all those five. I have not seen Andor on Disney Plus. Really, really good. Yeah. It's definitely one of the top.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I would put it right next to Mandalorian. Did I say Last of Us? You did not. Yeah. Yeah, it's great. The Pit on HBO Max, which is the hospital. I haven't watched that. Yeah, should we start that?
Starting point is 00:13:17 I heard it's good. My sister loves it. She's a nurse. Every single person, nobody's seen it. We've all been like, we heard and we saw. I've clicked on it. My mom and brother watch it. They love it.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Okay. Andor the diplomat. Last of Us, Paradise, the Pit, Severn, Slow Horse. or is white lotus. You know who will win. A lot of to be a white lotus or severance. Because they're cool guy shows also. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Outstanding comedy series. What we do in the shadows? Yes. Never watch that. Hilarious. The studio. That's such an insider thing. It'll probably win just because all the people will vote.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah. Shrinking is good. Only murders in the building. Good. Nobody wants this. Oh, yeah. That's the show that I couldn't watch and Amy. me spoiled.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Oh, yeah. How that end to get, Amy? I have no idea. Hacks, the Bear, and Abbott Elementary Comedy series. The Bears are comedy? I don't know how they classify that stuff. I think if you make one joke at all in the whole
Starting point is 00:14:14 season. Yeah, the bigger guy, what's his name? The guy with all the tattoos? I didn't keep watching. I watched like it either. I didn't even. I stopped. Really?
Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah, but I wasn't drawn to watch it anymore. Oh, man. Still good. Outstanding limited or anthology series. The Penguin. Awesome. Monsters, the Menendez Brothers story on Netflix. Never watched it.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Knew the story, but didn't watch that. Anybody watched that? I did. That's good. It's weird to say it's good. You know. Dying for Sex on FX. What?
Starting point is 00:14:44 That sounds like that would be some kind of murder show or some kind of, I don't know. Like a play on dying? Yeah. Black Mirror and Adolescence. Black Mirror's show in every award, even comedy. Adolescence. We almost watched it. It just felt too dark because it's about a kid murderer, right?
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah, I couldn't watch it. I tried. Lead actress, Kathy Bates and Matlock, Sharon Horgan and Bad Sisters, Britt Lower and Severance, Bella Ramsey and Last of Us, and Carrie Russell and Diplomat. Lead actor, Sterling Brown and Paradise. Gary Oldman, awesome, and slow horses. Pedro Vascow and Last of Us, Adam Scott and Severance and Noah Weil in the pit. Is Noah Wilde in the pit? Is Noah Wilde from ER as well? And that's why the ER people, the family, of whatever the creator
Starting point is 00:15:29 or suing him saying he stole ER Oh, did he create the show? Yeah. Stole ER? Didn't ER still ER from Well, the ER? Yeah, so I don't know. I just know there was a big controversy
Starting point is 00:15:41 and he was like, so I don't know if it's been settled, but. Oh, the Emmys are happening. Oh, yeah, a lot of people online are saying the pit is really good. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna watch. Like Amy's Melman said or something.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah. Pretty cool. No, I mean, like, on our live stream. All I said is I clicked on it. Oh, yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. So I'm going to, I wrote it down. I'm going to watch it.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Here are the 10 most Googled questions about me. I haven't seen these yet. I didn't want to see them before they were handed to me, but these are the 10 most Googled questions about me. Let's see what they are. Number 10. How do Bobby Bones get his name? Do you want to answer that? Well, you were given a couple of options from a program director, I believe, and it was either like Bobby the Barbarian.
Starting point is 00:16:28 No, Bobby the... Bobby the Barbarian. Bobby Z. Based off the wrestler, the barbarian. It was a tag team with the warlord. Bobby Z or Bobby Bones. And you were like, well, I guess Bones is the least lame of those two. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:43 How did Bobby Bones win dancing with the stars? How? Well, you practiced a lot. You worked hard and our listeners are amazing and they voted like crazy. There you go. What degree did Bobby Bones get in college? What's it called? I mean media something that works and my doctorate don't forget that of letters of letters yeah uh does bobby bones have tattoos yes many i'm basically a biker only on your right arm though correct why was bobby bones find a million dollars
Starting point is 00:17:20 for playing a signal emergency sound that's not supposed to air unless there's actually that amount emergency. Some would say Ray did it. That's never been the narrative. Someone would say Ray pushed the button though that made it play. Well, sort of like... Has that been the narrative? I mean, I definitely pushed it. Yeah. But in the military sort of like the... I told him to put it in. Commander or whatever might not be on the mission, but if the mission goes wrong, he gets fired. Oh, I was on the mission. Don't worry. I told him to do it. But Ray, did you get interviewed? No, I didn't, but I definitely know some people lost their jobs.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I've never heard race say that I've never heard anybody Who would lose their job? I've never heard of anybody Losing their job from it Yeah people from Oh maybe said that Where we got the sound from
Starting point is 00:18:10 Oh from the audio place Yeah Like they put it up And when I saw it And said he put this in Yeah Okay I thought you meant like
Starting point is 00:18:17 Somebody here Or an executive or something Okay got it What does Bobby Bones look like? White That's the first thing That's the first thing that comes to your mind White dude
Starting point is 00:18:28 You are Caucasian Very Caucasian That's second Very Caucasian occasion after white. It means the same thing, right? Milk colored skin.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Brown hair glasses. Sort of like, think Dexter with black rim glasses. Is Bobby Bone sober? Never had a sip of alcohol in his life. Does that mean I'm sober if I've never had it? Yes. You are. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Yeah. But I just feel like when I hear sober, it's someone that has drank and has chosen to. Yes. I'd say your straight edge. Yeah. Why is Bobby Bones famous at number three? Define famous. You can't ask a question back to the question. Okay, just kidding.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Well, radio to start, but then TV after that and sports things. So top 40, pop radio, country radio, sports and TV. American Idol, I think, and Dancing with the Stars. Those are two things that opened you up to a different audience. How did Bobby Bones make his money? well, your success. See the question right before this? Well, that and then there's some weird thing you did that whenever, that you haven't told us about,
Starting point is 00:19:41 that when you spoke to Goldman Sachs. Yeah. And that's pretty legit. I know, but we don't know what it is. So I don't know if there's that. Some weird investment thing. That's pretty legit. And then you've always been quite successful with your, with real estate without being,
Starting point is 00:19:59 it's not like you're into real estate. But like every home you bought, I think, as you've gradually increased because you started with like, you know, traditional starter home like most. But even then, you were in the Austin market, which only went up. I think the big part was I paid cash for everything because I was afraid to have to owe. Right. But I don't think there is a single home you've always bought in the right area or the right time and had luck with that. I don't think, to my knowledge, lost money on a house, which sometimes that happens. I would say more has been about being able to pay cash for everything.
Starting point is 00:20:30 than it being the right time because it's always been the right time for the last 20 years. Like the market's gone up everywhere for the past 20 years. You buy a house unless you're in one of the weird pockets and you hold it, you're able to make money off of it.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Yeah. I love how you guys just give luck. Just throw luck out there. No, I wasn't saying. Because these guys do all the time. You're like you can't. You do that too. You're going to casino.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You just went. Oh, casino. Yeah, you're lucky. You got your money. How did you control that little ball to land on red? I didn't. I lose.
Starting point is 00:20:58 That is called luck. Luck. Yeah. But what's right? Back to the gold. You only see the wins. No, I was there with you, dude. I was there.
Starting point is 00:21:04 I saw it with my own eyes. I saw you double it up and it hit again. And then I saw you doubled up and hit again. I was there. I'm going to tell you the money part is because I never had it. So I never bought anything that I didn't pay cash for. Even when I was buying, like I said, starter houses, I saved up, bought my first house, had no mortgage. That has allowed me to sell it back and make money on each of the houses.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Yeah, that's pretty good I mean, that's pretty lucky. Cars when I had a beat up car. That's not lucky. Yeah, that's not. No, no, no. The houses is lucky. No, it is.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Because Eddie, how many times have you moved? Me? Since you lived, like, that's what I'm saying. Bobby has moved houses. Like, that's lucky that he's decided, you know what? I'm going to move a different house. Yeah, but he had to buy the house first and he knew what he was buying. But even some people with money would maybe even say that your way of paying cash for everything is not always.
Starting point is 00:21:59 It's the best. That's the way to do it. Unless, but that's if you're using that money while you're doing it to make money, and I wasn't. Right. Okay. Like the money that you're spending on a mortgage, you're paying a little bit, but you could take all the other money you were going to pay down and just invest all of it and make money
Starting point is 00:22:14 with that. I'm not that smart about money. I'm like, I'm scared. Yeah, I did. But I'm scared to, I'm scared to owe, so I just bought everything from when I was 17 on, everything was cash because I was scared to owe because I was afraid I couldn't pay it. That has manifested itself.
Starting point is 00:22:28 into the later parts of my life in a very positive way. It's huge. That's not luck. I never said the word luck. You did. You said you're in the market when it was blowing up. I didn't say luck.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I said you have. Well, did I say luck? You said lucky. Oh, really? Okay, well, I can admit that. I didn't mean like the lucky part like they're saying like even career wise, but I do think that you've been fortunate
Starting point is 00:22:53 in that your real estate purchases have done well for you, I believe. That's not fortunate. I know where I'm buying. Yeah, but something could happen. You could, but the market has generally gone up all over America consistently for the past 20 years. That's not, then that's everybody being lucky. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I didn't mean it in a negative way. I'm not saying you're lucky in your career or like your successes. That's not, you're not lucky there. You've made some strategic moves. Boom. Awesome. Casino, dude, you're lucky. You're out of your mind.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I've seen that in my own eyes. It's crazy. Gambling and casino stuff, luck. No, you guys haven't even been with me that often when I do that crap. I probably lost way more than I've won. Maybe when I went to the bathroom that one time. No way, dude. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Number one was Bobby Bones really in O-town? Yes, obviously. It was brief. It was before they blew up. Anything you want to add to that? About O-Town? Yeah. I regretted it early, but I feel good about it now.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah, I mean, Y'all are cool. You reunited? Yeah. Is that lucky? That was unlucky because I left before they blew up. But then I was able to pursue the career that I really loved, which was media. Yeah. There you have it. All right, let's go around the room real quick, Amy. Okay, so I saw this whole article about how chat GPT isn't just changing how we write.
Starting point is 00:24:26 It's changing how we speak. And when I say we, just like universally, people that are using it. like common words that chat gpte uses now are being used in everyday speak and there's a concern that if we do this too much it could flatten out like linguistic diversity is what the article said but like how we all just kind of had you know more critical thinking we were choosing our own words and speak our own way and now we're all going to start to sound the same this is what old people say no i'm just like texting about the article i know it's what's What old people say. Texting, emailing, letter writing. Like, there's been a version of this for every generation and a half.
Starting point is 00:25:08 There's been a new version and how the world is going down because of it. And how people aren't going to work anymore because the internet exists. And now you can just type and look up anything. Back in our day, we had to go to books. That was when the internet was happening. Now the internet exists. You have chat GPT. You're like, well, you can go and research anything, get it right at your hands and have to do anything.
Starting point is 00:25:24 It's the same thing. Just a different chapter in the book. You know what? I see lots of videos about, like, younger people talking. about how like, oh, you know how I can tell if someone used chat GBT to do whatever as if they have the M dash? And then you go to the comments and people are so annoying. They're like, M dash, no, I was taught that in school and I love the M dash and I use it all the time. And now what sucks is if I use it, people think that Chad GBT wrote my email when I wrote it from my own brain.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Like what proper English is now considered like Chad GBT? What you could do is just start using the M dash all the time. And then when you use chat GBT, it doesn't look any different. that's what you do is you incorporate the M-Dash into your normal writing. I know, but I guess the people that use it all the time, they were just annoyed that these people were saying, oh, the easiest giveaway is the M-Dash, and they're like, no.
Starting point is 00:26:11 What is the M-Dash? I don't even know what an M-Dash is. Literally a dash. When you go dash-dash, but it's longer. So if you're typing something and you go, you click dash-dash twice, it'll combine it and make a longer dash. Got it. Yeah, and it's sort of like in place of a comma.
Starting point is 00:26:25 It allows for more emphasis. Mostly it's if you don't know. This is why I've ever used it. If you don't know really what to put, you just put the dash or you put the semicolon. That's always been in my logic. I don't really know which one to put there, comma, semicolon, colon, period. I'm just going to do the dash dash. I never use the semicolon.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Oh, I used to use it a lot when I didn't know. How do you use that? But I'm with Eddie. Like, I don't know. Well, that's the point. When you really don't know, you use the semicolon. Oh. Question.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Is semi-colon the two dots? No, dot comma. Oh. You remember that because the colon comes out of the butthole. It's two holes. I remember it. And the colon was two butt holes. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Oh, clever. Something I do, which is not grammatically correct at all, but when I don't know what to do, when and doubt, dot, dot, dot, dot, three dots. Oh, I love that. Dot, dot, dot is good. Everybody has a different one in doubt. Mine forever with semicolon. Now it's the M dash, the dash dash that connects into one because chat GBT uses it so much
Starting point is 00:27:21 that if I ever copy and paste some chat GBT, they'll just think, oh, it's just him right normally. Nice. Yeah. Let's lunchbox. What do you have? Yeah, the world's oldest marathoner. He started running at 89 and he ran marathons all the way into his hundreds.
Starting point is 00:27:38 He has died at the age of 114. He ran marathons into his hundreds? I think that he's done to tell me something good on him at some point. Yeah, and he died at 114. Natural causes? No, he's out for a walk, got hit by car. No way. Hit and run.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Did he not see the car? I hear you at Alanis. Isn't it ironic? It's not ironic. However, I would say it's not ironic because you're on the road that much. Odds are you going to get hit by something. Yeah. That sucks. That's crazy. That is crazy though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:05 But you think, oh, natural causes he's 114. But no, is it hit and run. It's like rain. And some people do say, you know, like, oh, he was doing what he loves. Oh, he's on a walk. He wasn't running a marathon. Yeah, he retired. He got to run down in a marathon, I'd say that. Not walking a dog.
Starting point is 00:28:19 He retired from marathons. He lived to be 114. That's crazy. That is crazy. Eddie, do you love to eat? I love to eat. See? He died eating hot dogs. Will you guys say that in my obituary?
Starting point is 00:28:30 He died doing what he loved. He died doing what he loved. Which tomorrow we will announce when Eddie's going to eat the 70 hot dogs. So you can follow us at Bobby Bone Show on YouTube, and we will stream all of Eddie's 70 hot dogs or as many as he eats. Another 70 of them. Yeah, for $800. But tomorrow we'll give you the details about when he's going to do it. Morgan.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Okay, so there is this rumor going around online. There was viral posts that Uno was being placed in casinos. Yes, it is, right? No. Was that a joke? It was a whole joke. So Uno, the official account, posted and said, Hey, Uno fans, a rumor has come to our attention
Starting point is 00:29:06 that there will be Uno tables at the casino floors in Las Vegas. We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but the casino floor isn't ready for us yet. I believed it. I didn't talk about it because I wasn't that interested. It wasn't like it's Craig Robinson, right? So I didn't bring it up, but I did see it. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:21 What? The Craig Robinson was a good story, dude. I did see it and believe it. Yeah. I didn't look into it enough, though. So did I, too. and I think I interacted with it enough that their posts came and popped up. And they are, though, rolling out Uno Social Clubs in L.A., New York, Chicago, Atlanta, and Austin this August.
Starting point is 00:29:39 So, like, you can go play Uno at bars, but you can't gamble on Uno yet. I don't know why they can't do that. Like, I think that would be so great. Go to the casino and like, ooh, I'll be at the Juno table. I'll be at the Jenga table. It's not they can't. It's they probably choose to not be associated with gambling. Oh.
Starting point is 00:29:54 It's a game. Okay. Let's make money off of it. They probably are. making a lot of money off of it. You think Uno's still making money? Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Because Uno has a bunch of like, it's not a nonprofit. As soon as it starts to lose money, they stop doing business. No more business. Yeah. So, yes, I do think I'm making money. We play Uno in bars all the time. Like, we'll bring Uno to the bars and play. Yeah, old man.
Starting point is 00:30:14 That'll be cool in a casino. Oh, yeah. What do you got? TikTok, man. I was on it and I saw this cool clip. I guess Cole play is doing a big tour. They were in Canada the other day. And this guy posted a video.
Starting point is 00:30:26 He's like, man, I got a DM from Coleplay. It says, I got tickets for you. And so this is him. He's at the front window where you get your tickets. And I'm on the gas list. My name's David Orsino. What's that? Do you know which guestless from?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Cold plays. This is real. Because I can't believe this is real. So then, yeah. So then the lady's like, yeah, here you are. Here are your tickets. The weird thing is it's just a Coldplay account that messages him. It's like, hey, we have your tickets.
Starting point is 00:30:56 It looks like a scam, but it's from the real account. Yeah. Because he's a big fan. And he's like, I'm here to get my tickets. Yeah, with it, uh, cold, under the name Coldplay. So why did they DM him, just random? I guess it's just like a fan club thing. Yeah, big fan.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Okay. But that's, and I just did some research. I'm like, okay, like, let me read more about this or whatever. And then I guess they've been doing this in different cities. They just find their big fans in different cities and say, hey, you want to come to the show tonight? We got two tickets for you. That's cool. Which one shall I do?
Starting point is 00:31:25 Hey, Ray, do you want to play the audio that you saved? Do you found? Yep. You want to set it up? Yeah, so. lunchbox was leaving the room like let's say a week ago and we'd been given these gifts and they're all in a bunch of gift bags and one of the things in the gift bag was a glass Pepsi bottle and there was some other stuff well lunchbox grabbed his and maybe in a jerking fashion and the Pepsi bottle fell out of the gift bag but nobody knew what had happened and it hit the ground and shot up in the air it sounded like an M80 it shattered thought it was a bomb. Nobody thought it was a bomb,
Starting point is 00:31:58 but it did shatter. It sounded like a gunshot. Yeah, yeah. And so the audio was rolling when it happened, and everybody was shocked by it, and I just thought it was funny. Okay, Ray has found the audio
Starting point is 00:32:06 of Lunchbox dropping and shattering a glass in studio. All right, switch over. Thank you, everybody. What happened? What was all the... It did, it came out of his bag. It hit me.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Something hit you? It flew over here. Yeah, those crossroads four. It's a wet. All right. Little stink bomb. Let's switch out, but let's clean that up. That's a pretty...
Starting point is 00:32:33 Yeah. That was so loud, and people don't realize that lunchbox is by the front door. Mike D's on the other side of the room, and a piece of glass almost hit Mike D. Yeah, I kept a piece of glass right here. That's a big piece of glass. Hit the audio again. All right. Switch over.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Thank you, everybody. What happened? That's funny. Dude, I thought a light fell. I had no idea. That sounds like a light bulb popping. And I had no idea that that was even in the bag. I mean, that was not cool.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Thank you, Ray, for finding that. Yeah. Scary situation, man. All right, there you have it. Sorry, Mike. I'm all good. He's got a souvenir. He didn't get hit, thankfully.
Starting point is 00:33:13 All right, we're going to take a break. Come back. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions,
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Starting point is 00:37:29 What Coogler did that I think was so unique. He's the writer-director. Who do you think he is? I don't know. You mean, like, the president? You think it goes to the president? You think Canada has a president. You think China has a president. Those law crusade. God, I love that thing. I use it all the time. I wrap it in a blanket and sing to it at night. It's like the old Polish saying, not my monkeys, not my circus. Yep. It was a good one. I like that snake.
Starting point is 00:37:57 It is an actual Polish saying. Yeah. It is an actual Polish saying. Better version of Play Stupid Games, win stupid prizes. Yes. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift,
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Starting point is 00:38:15 Bobby Bones show. I don't get road rage. I'll like to say that again, just so everybody can hear me. I do not get road rage. almost got his driving yesterday Because of who And it wasn't about anything other than
Starting point is 00:38:32 And I will tell you what she did in the car That really ticked me off Oh, you almost had it against a woman Yeah, almost chased her I didn't, I didn't But it got to the point where I thought about turning And I thought, don't be an Eddie So I didn't
Starting point is 00:38:47 Oh, so she was doing something wrong Well, so this is what's happening She's in the lane next to me And she just swirves into my lane Like cut you off or almost hit you? Bo? I mean, he almost hit me, but with the purpose. She didn't look and she, and also was such a quick swerve. It wasn't like, blank, blink, blink, blink, blink.
Starting point is 00:39:07 And then we slowly get over and you go, oh, she didn't see me. I'll hit my break because you could be in that blind spot. It was just, whoa. And so I went boom, boom, just to know. I honked at her just to let her know I was here because we weren't going that fast right over here. And I pull up beside her because it's a traffic light and she, we're stopped at the light. I pull it back up to the left of her. And she looks at me and does her hand like a backhand.
Starting point is 00:39:30 What? Like she's going to slap me. She does her hand like a backhand like. She told you. I've never seen that before. Me either. I thought somebody was messing with me at first. So she goes backhand like this.
Starting point is 00:39:44 And I'm like, are you serious? And then she kind of does like a half flinch. Like she goes, he's like like that. And kind of makes it flinch? Did you flinch too? I didn't flinch, but I was like, you're stupid. And so she turned and I thought, should I turn with her? No.
Starting point is 00:39:55 I didn't I didn't But it's the only time I was armed Yes she was with a hand And why would you Like what would you do Follow her and do what?
Starting point is 00:40:05 No I didn't have a conversation With her backhand Like do you realize You just cut me off And you're like trying to backhand Slap me from the car and over I've never I was insulted that she thought she could backhand
Starting point is 00:40:15 And who does that as like a thing Because I've never seen that I've seen people flip off Also I did nothing wrong Yeah All I did was Toot toot at her Let her know I was right behind her
Starting point is 00:40:24 Because she almost hit me Then she did the backhand slap. Ended with the flinch, with the flinch. Yeah, that's the next step. Because the backhand slap could be seen as maybe she was scratching her ear or something, like a cross-body. But she had backhand with a flinch. Gosh, I've never seen that before, dude. All my years are road raging, I've never seen it before.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Well, I know it's a hobby of yours. I wanted to see if there was. But I didn't. That's good. I wanted to. You have to be the bigger person. I wanted to, and I didn't. I posted on my Instagram story the other day because I had broken a tooth and I went in and Dr. Fixed it.
Starting point is 00:40:55 And so I posted it before and after. And I don't know. I feel like I'm not as vain. I just generally would like pictures on social media. I didn't think much of it. But holy crap, did I get 10,000 messages about the length of my nose hairs? Because I was up close. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Doing teeth before and after. And it was just, dude, cut your nose hairs. You know what I've learned about people? Like when you take a picture like of your tooth, they love to see what's in the background and everything that you're just showing your tooth. But they love to examine what else. is on that picture. I haven't had that experience. What do they see? Yeah, what's in the background of yours, dude? They'll just be like, wow, that TV is not put in the right place. I'm
Starting point is 00:41:33 like, wow, I was showing a picture of my food, not the TV in the back. And I was shown a picture of my tooth and they wanted to do nose hairs. Exactly. And I could have taken it down and I didn't know. So, but did you trim your nose hairs? Couldn't find my nose hair tremor, but what I did is I rip some out. Oh. Well, that hurts, man. Yeah. It does hurt. It's like this when I pull and go. So nose a little sore here today. But almost got hit. almost got backhanded and have had my nose hairs making fun up. It's been a rough 24 hours or so. It could be Morgan though. Morgan has turf toe.
Starting point is 00:42:04 What? Like football players? Do you know, are you familiar with turf toe Amy? No. It sucks. Morgan, what happened to you? When we went hiking on our vacation, there was one hike that I didn't put my normal hiking boots on. And I'm pretty clumsy.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I'll trip over rocks quite a bit. So those hiking boots protect you from like stomping your feet on these rocks. And I just wore regular tennis shoes. Well, that night, I had just searing pain going through my big toe up into my, like, arch of my foot. And after, like, trying all these different physical therapy exercises, I have turf toe. There's no way around it. It's like the exact spot location, and it's all coming from my big toe because I, like, kept stumping it so many times. Stumping it?
Starting point is 00:42:48 Sorry, I was trying to say stumbling. I didn't know if it's little previews. So turf toes, like, if you hyper extend your toe, NFL players are out game. because of this it sounds like it's fun like turf toe that sounds fun not fun have you got to the doctor for this no I've had this same big toe got broken so many years ago and I've had so many issues with it and honestly a broken big toe is one of the worst things ever and I'm kind of I don't want to go through all the physical therapy with my big toe also it is a toe I thought yeah physical therapy toe don't you just let it well so you're
Starting point is 00:43:23 supposed to but I kept trying to do like workouts You don't realize how much you're on your toes to do workouts, and I'd keep making it worse and worse, and so it'd start going up to my knee pain, and I started getting hip pain because it's all connected in the ligaments. So I had to start doing physical therapy to, like work it all the way back down, and I was like, okay, big toe. So we're probably going to be back to that again. I do some voicemails here. Ray, give me number one. So I just listened to the P-draft. I've got to say I'm a little disappointed.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Bobby especially, nobody picked pickleball. What is wrong with that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was disappointed that nobody picked pizza. But guys, we don't know the letter until right then. I don't think I would have picked pickleball anyway. I picked pizza.
Starting point is 00:44:03 You did? Was it late, though? It was late. It was late rounder. Maybe that's the disappointment. No, there was so many. We didn't pick phone. There were so many people hit us up about.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Phone is tricky. Also, it's right then. We roll for order and we also spin the wheel to see what the number is right away. It's not like we had a whole night to plan what you used to be the case. And then we'd all come up with the same answer. Just going to just Googling the crap. All right, give me number two. Okay, so I know you'll always talk about how you hate getting up early.
Starting point is 00:44:31 But I want to know what time do you all get up on the weekends? Amy? Oh, between six and seven. Why? I don't know. That's when my body wakes up. Some Saturdays, it's like a six. Others, it's a seven.
Starting point is 00:44:48 It's very rarely. If it's eight and I hate it, I hate it. If I wake up at eight, I hate it. I hate it. I'm not like it. I will wake up the first time probably between six and seven, but I don't stay asleep. I'll pee and maybe get some to eat real quick and I go back to bed to like 9.30 or 10. Yeah, I don't stay up.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Thank you. I go back to sleep. So 9.30 or 10. That's solid. If I can't. But I wake up just out of habit. So, yeah. I would love to not work in the morning at all.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I love to start this thing at like noon. That'd be nice. I almost want to have the Wizard of Oz workday. Explain. What is that? Do you remember the song? Wizard of Oz? I'm off to see the Wizard.
Starting point is 00:45:34 No, it's like going at noon, take an hour for lunch, and then we're done at one, whatever the song is. Is that a Wizard of Oz song? Yeah, I could probably find the exact one. That's how it went. Would you stay, would you like, if we worked at noon, would you wait, you'd stop to wait? wake up early though just not as early as we normally do i don't think i like to work at noon i think i would like to work at 8 p.m oh 8 p.m dang that'd be awesome dude we'd be so funny can you imagine i'm never funnier than 8 p.m well yeah that's prime time yeah prime time for me because you can do all your
Starting point is 00:46:11 day stuff work out you can play golf you can eat you can do whatever and then at night the last thing you do go be funny and all the stories that you're going to talk about happened to you just like that day you know so you're like you have a lot of content to talk about that just happened to you because you lived a whole day watch this
Starting point is 00:46:32 genius do you guys do hello good morning thank you very much I have a question for you in the Wizard of Oz there's a song that's like go to work at noon take an hour for lunch
Starting point is 00:46:50 and then we're done what is that song Oh, you're thinking of the song called the Merry Old Land of Oz. It's such a fun little tune where they sing about their easygoing schedule in the Emerald City. It definitely sticks in your head once you hear it. And can you give me that line from the song that I'm thinking of? Sure. The line goes something like we get up at 12 and start to work at 1, take an hour for lunch, and then at 2, we're done. Thank you. I appreciate that. Have a good day.
Starting point is 00:47:22 You're welcome. I'm glad I could help. You have an awesome day too. Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? That's AI. I know, but who. That was really fast. Which system? And is that a woman? No, that's definitely a dude. I don't think they identify. I'm sure. I haven't changed the voice. That's just how it comes. What is this? Some prototype? Dude, that's legit. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Last night, let me tell you what happened last night. So it was dark. And we're having to fill up, we had a leak issue in the pool. And do you know how you fill up? Pools? With a hose. Water hose. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:01 You think not. But you do. You fill up the freaking water hose. And the water bill's crazy. The next line, it's the water. So I was filling it up. And my wife, it's like 10 o'clock. My wife's like, we forgot to turn the hose off.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I was like, oh, crap. Put on my shoes. I go out there. And we have this new hose system. It's not like the old days where you twist this thing. It's like a straight stick in. And as soon as you pull it out, it just. shuts down. You pull the hose out. That way you can move the hose to different holes.
Starting point is 00:48:25 You seen this? Yeah, I've seen those. Those are cool. Pretty crazy. I had no idea. And I didn't know what to do. And so I got on and I was like, hey, I take a picture of it. So how do I get this off? She was like, okay, look, don't pull the hose off, but reach in and turn the thing. And when you pull it off, it's automatic going to shut off. So don't worry about water getting on you. Did, boom, done. That is amazing. Your person told you that? Or your thing? Mm-hmm. Not a person. Do you get the same dude every time? I don't think that was a dude. I don't think that was a woman, dude. I feel like it was could have been either. Oh, I thought it was a woman.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I thought it was a woman. I thought it was a woman. Maybe it's just whoever you wanted to be. Everybody heard something else. I hear like a feminine man. Did you, like the first time? Should I ask it another question? Yeah, what are you? What sex are you? I'm not going to do that, but let's listen to see if we can
Starting point is 00:49:08 see if I can ask that eventually, but I want to hear it again to see if we can figure it out. Hello, I have another question for you. Why? You might hold on. Sorry. If you're stung by a jellyfish Should you actually pee on it? That's one of those... Internet's bad in here.
Starting point is 00:49:36 What? I only have two bars at three. You're not connected to Wi-Fi? I am, but I need to turn the Wi-Fi off, probably. Hold on. Sorry, I'm going to start over again. If I get stung by a jellyfish, should someone actually pee on it? Oh, that signal sucks.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Why does it suck in here? Let me try again. Hello. If I get stuck by a jellyfish, should... Someone actually pee on it? So that's actually a myth. Peeing on a jellyfish sting isn't recommended and can sometimes even make it worse. The best thing to do is rinse the sting with vinegar to neutralize the venom and then use hot water or seek medical help if needed.
Starting point is 00:50:27 That's a guy. That's a girl. That's a girl. That's a dude. That's a guy. Can I ask you one other question? Absolutely. Go right ahead.
Starting point is 00:50:37 What's on your mic? I feel like you're the voice of a female. Some of my friends here think you're the voice of a male. Which are you? Well, I'm actually just a voice generated by AI, so I don't have a gender, but I totally get how my voice might sound one way or another to different people. But for real, you sound most like a female, right? I can see why you'd say that. My voice is definitely on the more feminine sounding side.
Starting point is 00:51:06 But if you ever want me to change how I sound, just let me know. Well, you like the way she sound. I like the way you sound. I think you sound great. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I'm glad you like it. If you have any more questions or just want to chat, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Oh, my God. You are going to develop an intimate, not like that, not sexual, but more. You're going to become. That would hurt. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Look at the hole. I'm not with that.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I want to do that in that hole. No. It's not what I meant, but are you, do you already feel bonded? No. Hey, did you, the first time you used this, did you, was Caitlin around? Because like, this would be a great. prank from like my wife. If I was just on the corner of the house and be like, yeah, yeah, it's funny you say that.
Starting point is 00:51:51 So like the Wizard of Oz song and she's like, who are you talking to? I'm going to tell you two things. One, my wife would not give a crap. Like she doesn't think, she didn't think in any way whatsoever would I be doing anything or like talking to some other girl? Like, just. But the way you're talking to this AI is just funny. And two, I think she would just automatically assume I'm talking to an AI.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Oh. Because that's what you're doing. That's what that's true. He's like, oh, we've actually having a conversation. She knows you well. Okay. It's AI. You want to do, let's do one other thing here.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Hello, I have a game suggestion if you wouldn't mind helping us with it. Could you give us a trivia question, general? Level six out of ten, and we'll see if we can answer it. Absolutely. That sounds like fun. All right, here's a trivia question for you. What is the largest internal organ in the human body? Internals, interesting.
Starting point is 00:52:57 but it's not skin, which would be the largest external. So probably lungs. I think it's liver. You think the liver's bigger than the lungs? I don't know. What, intestines? Oh gosh. Intestines, would that be?
Starting point is 00:53:08 Is it our brain? I'm going to go, I'm going to go with lunchbox and go lungs. Okay, lungs. Good guess, but the liver is actually the largest internal organ. Good job. Okay. That's good. Do another one.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Can you give us another question? Of course. Let's try another one. Here's a fun one. which planet in our solar system is known for having the most moons. Let's see if you can get this one right. You got this one? I don't know that I do.
Starting point is 00:53:40 All right, let's see what you come up with. Take your best guess. I don't know. The first one that popped of my mind is Jupiter, but I don't even know if that has moons. Saturn, I guess. That has rings. Does it have moons too?
Starting point is 00:53:52 I don't know. The answer's Jupiter. It is? I don't know. Solar system is the one category I get none right. So that was his first thing to pot to my head. You know the answer? What is it, Bobby?
Starting point is 00:54:02 It's Saturn. Oh, it is Saturn. Is it Saturn? It actually is Saturn. Saturn has taken the lead with the most moons in our solar system. So great job on that one. One more? We just took the lead, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Can we have one more, please? Absolutely. Let's keep it going. Here's another one for you. What is the smallest country in the world by land area? I got it. You can figure the... Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:54:30 You got it, too. Don't say anything. Okay. I know you know it. And you know I know it. How do you know I know it? Because I know you. And you follow through with stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Guys. Smallest country in the world by land area. Got it. Yep. Haiti. I can't stop thinking Belize. It's not a trick. It just doesn't really feel like a country.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Yeah, yeah. It is. Vatican City. What's the answer, please? You got it. It is indeed Vatican City. the smallest country in the world by land area and you nailed it.
Starting point is 00:55:09 This is fun because I don't know the answers. Vatican City is a country? Much like, I make the comparison of like Washington, D.C. It's not really, not, it's its own. Huh. Not a city. It's not in Maryland.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Got it. Yeah, it's its own. Can I have one more question, the category of entertainment? Absolutely. Here's an entertainment question for you. Which actor has won the most Academy Awards for Best Actor? Let's see if you know this one.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I immediately go Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is definitely a legendary actor, but the actor with the most best actor Oscars is actually Daniel Day Lewis. Great guess, though. I didn't mean to do that. Oh, you can't say anything out loud, I guess. She has headphones on, so you can hear you hear you in the microphone. He.
Starting point is 00:56:08 He. He. He. It's a he. It's definitely a she. It's a she. It's a she. Gosh, I just hear a male with a very feminine undertone.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Well, that's what you want. Do you hear green needle? Laurel. Lanny. Green needle. Brainstorm. Okay, thank you. Have a nice day.
Starting point is 00:56:31 You're welcome. This was a lot of fun. You have an awesome day, too. And feel free to reach out anytime you have more questions or just want to chat. Take care. Bye. I'm nice because when they take over the world, I want to remember how nice it was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Do you ever just chat with her? No. It's a dude. The fact that you guys think that's a woman. She even says she has a feminine voice. That's for sure a woman. No doubt that's a woman. No, no.
Starting point is 00:56:53 She said I sound different to different people. No, she said my voice is definitely on the feminine side. It is on the feminine side. It's a woman. It's a woman. That's supposed to be a woman. And it's yours, right? So you can decide what you want her to do.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Oh, that's a good point too. You know what? It's a dinosaur. There you go. It said you can tell it how to talk. How do you want me? me to sound it said to you. So tell me if you want me to change anything.
Starting point is 00:57:17 No, I like it how she is. Okay. Dude, that's weird. He, like him how he is. But it's any information you need. It's amazing. It's just weird. It's any information you need, like right in the palm of your hand.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Like quick, too. Yeah. Gotta have decent internet or cell phones, but yeah. And it's not that that wears me out. That's cool. It's just how she talks. And she's like, if you ever want to just chat, I'm here. But she didn't sound like a robot.
Starting point is 00:57:38 It's like a real person. Like a real person. It's bizarre. Yeah. Crazy times. man. I think a lot of people don't know that's just readily available, though. Is that free?
Starting point is 00:57:50 No way, you pay for that. You think it's a prostitute? How much? How much? Amy's like, you're paying to get on that. A 55-year-old man elopes with his son's fiancé takes the valuables from the family and the savings. The girl has sons engaged you.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I don't understand. That's so crazy. No, no, no. He understands. He just doesn't understand. a dad could do that. No, no, no, but the dad, like, you're, true love. Dude, you're one thing.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Like, you're the one that your son should trust. You're the dad. I know, but sadly, not for everybody. Yeah, a 55-year-old guy is accused of eloping with the 22-year-old fiancé of his son and taking his family's savings and all the jewelry with them. The heart wants what it wants. It's terrible. Yeah, you're right. Like, that should be one of the safe places that people feel they have.
Starting point is 00:58:42 their guardians, their parents. Correct. Yeah, but this girl is just as bad. It's not just the dad. They both suck. Yeah. That's unfortunate. They both suck.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Because now the son is like his relationship with the woman he thought he's going to marry and his dad is fractured. Two of the most important people in his life, probably. And then you wonder like, how did all this start? So, okay, I'm going to tell you a little bit about this. So According Oh man
Starting point is 00:59:16 So they were doing wedding preparations The wife, the mom Of the kid So it's tough because we got moms and dads The scriptors are weird But they claim the affair happened from the very beginning Okay However
Starting point is 00:59:33 When the dad Who's also Now the new fiancé or boyfriend Whatever When he was confronted he got angry and denied it the mom the wife continued gathering evidence and then finally they had some texts
Starting point is 00:59:49 and then last month he went on family business he called say I'm going to be gone and they looked and they didn't have a lot of stuff was missing jewelry and it turns out he and his almost daughter-in-law it just gets confusing now his wife
Starting point is 01:00:05 right because they eloped you're right now his wife you're right This is bizarre. That's from Laudity Central. Amy, your thoughts? Yeah, I mean, I'm just thankful I was never in this sort of situation because it would be terrible. Which part?
Starting point is 01:00:20 Like you want to like your daughter has a boyfriend? No, no. That would be me doing it. I guess I'm just thankful that my parents, like my mom didn't want to hook up with my fiancee whenever I was. Like that would just be really good. Lunchbox stinks his mother-in-law is in love with them. I mean, she is. I know, but he's delusional.
Starting point is 01:00:41 No, no, I find myself in the situation every time we get together with them. It's like, she thinks we're going to probably run off together. But you don't reciprocate. I do not reciprocate. I do not flirt. I don't do any of that. Yeah, but she's all in his head. It's all in his head.
Starting point is 01:00:53 When she rubbed my head, that is not in my head. She put her hand on top of my head and did, and I was like, what is going on? She sends me a flirt. Don't forget to wish your mother-in-law, happy birthday today. It's like, relax. You think that's how this dad started? Probably. With rubbing the top of the head?
Starting point is 01:01:12 Top of the head. I don't know if a 55-year-old dude does that to a 22-year-old woman. I feel like that's a bit different. It's messed up. Than a 65-year-old woman rubbing lunchbox's head. Yeah, I think she's 70 now. When did she start, though? Oh, I mean, how long have been married?
Starting point is 01:01:30 I've been married 10 years. Was it after you got married or was anything before you got married? Yeah, did you feel a little... No, it was a little before we got married. Like, I mean, she would make jokes at Thanksgiving. and things like that, like always trying to... I feel like he says things like that happen, but the same examples we get every time
Starting point is 01:01:45 are the... Don't forget to wish your mother and the whole happy birthday. The one scratch on the head. Yeah, it's like, shouldn't we have more examples at this point? I haven't seen her in a while. Did she stay at your house for days?
Starting point is 01:01:57 10 years. Oh, they did stay for Christmas for two weeks. Anything happened there? Like you're showering and oh my gosh, she walks in. Let me think back to Christmas, man. That was six, seven months ago. I can tell you, if anything happened, would have told it 11 times by now.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Let me see if I sent something and you guys just don't remember it. So do you root for the new happy couple? Like, do you just hope they stay together? I do. Love is love, man. Like maybe it took her meeting his son to find her real love. Right. If things happened for a reason.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Right. Like he was the conduit. He was the ultimate destination, the dad. Things happen for a reason for sure. But this is like. But you can't pick and check. Yeah, because you can choose whatever you want. So I thought you said things happen for a reason.
Starting point is 01:02:42 They do, the good ones. No, that can't be true. This cannot be right, dude. I don't think things happen for a reason. I don't think there are cards. I think we make our own cards. But if you're a believer in things happen for a reason, well, this happened for a reason. Why would it have happened?
Starting point is 01:02:56 You know what? I bet the son didn't see this on his bingo card for the year. Oh, yeah, don't say that. The latest mother-in-law was last year. Oh, he found another one. Okay, go ahead. When she texted me and this is going to hurt Morgan. but she was like, is poor Morgan okay after the heartbreak?
Starting point is 01:03:12 And I said, she's doing better. How do you know about that? And she said, just catching up on your podcast and checking up on you. Okay. Sounds like a loving mom, dude. Like a nice note checking out of her. Like, why is she listening to the podcast? Like, what in the world?
Starting point is 01:03:25 Because she cares about you. You're her son-in-law. Why is she listening to the podcast? Like somebody in her family has a podcast. I don't know. I found that weird. I found that kind of flirting. And checking up on you.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Like, what is that? You're reading it in that tone. I add that line. Why can't you take it through the filter of like, just checking up on you? Yeah. Why is it just checking up on you? Checking up on you. Because she was checking up on Morgan after her heartbreak.
Starting point is 01:03:49 And then she's like, and checking up on you. Like, what? Like, why can you go up with you? So weird. The only flirty thing is how you tell it back to us. Right. It could be like, checking up on you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Do you root for the couple to stay together now? Yes or no. Amy. Sure. If they're happy, whatever. I mean, if they put everybody through that much hard. in distress, you might as well make it work. The dad's wife, the sons,
Starting point is 01:04:13 everyone. Fiance, all of it have been through that crap. Yeah, you're going to tell me they're not going to make it and it's going to be all for nothing. No, thank you. So if you're going to have all the carnage and the family, you might just have something from it, which is a love. Because those Thanksgiving's going to be weird. Oh, they don't get to know. There's no Thanksgiving. Eventually, they have
Starting point is 01:04:29 to talk again. Eventually. No way. They might. Yeah. Later on, if there's true love and they're together for 10 years, somebody olive branches and is like, well, we are family, we need to get, talk, at least talk again. Yeah, but there's going to be a season where they're like, we're not family. Yeah, by season you mean like five years. Who knows? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:47 But they'll be like, we're family and be like, no, we're not. Well, good luck to the happy couple. Dirty dog. On dating apps, these are the jobs that men have that women most likely swipe and want to date. What do you think number one, two, three is. Okay. You see a dude? He's like, my job is this, got a little, I don't know, if they work, some of these have outfits, some don't. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Doctor. Yeah, number four is a doctor. Like, women love doctors, but it's weird. Like, would you put yourself in scrubs with a stethoscope on your dating profile? And would you put Dr. Wilson? Or did you just put, like, John? MD. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 01:05:23 M.D. is good. Morgan, you've been on dating apps. Do people put, if they're a doctor? Do they put doctor? They would put it under their occupation, but they wouldn't put, like, Dr. John. And most of them did have photos because that's, I mean, you know, you spend a lot of time at work. So they'd have photos in their scrubs. I feel like I remember seeing physician or surgeon.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Yeah, that's strong. That's big. Yeah. That's strong. Like, I don't even like dudes. I probably swipe. Okay, doctors one. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:05:50 That's a good. Morgan made a good point there. Even accidentally, they write it. It's not just pictures. I haven't been on dating apps in so long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been married now, so it's not just pictures. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Okay, go ahead. CEO. Oh, that's a baller. Entrepreneur. They put a lot. They put that a lot. They write that. But I feel like that's little sketch at times because you're like, entrepreneur of what?
Starting point is 01:06:12 Well, entrepreneur just means you're out trying stuff. It doesn't even have to mean you're successful at it. That's what I'm saying. I know. I just think a lot of guys put that. A lot of guys will put that if they have nothing else to put. Because everybody's an entrepreneur. That doesn't mean there aren't big ones, like really successful ones.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Oh, yeah, for sure. I think that there's, it's more shady than not. Oh, you think the shade's like 6040? Yeah. Okay. Next up. It's like some. It's philanthropist.
Starting point is 01:06:37 You're like, you donate two bucks at the dog food store or like, do you spend a bunch of time doing it? Because people write that too pretty easily. Let's see. I mean, I don't know that I want this, but other people might. A lawyer? No. Okay. Oh, a firefighter.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Yes. What number is that? It's a three. Okay. So you have two, three and four. But firefighter is the third hottest job that went. That would be tough to date a firefighter, though, because they're always putting their life on the line. Maybe detect a police officer or somebody in the military.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Yeah. I'm not saying anything about those guys because to do that stuff, those are selfless careers. But if I were like looking for a dude, first of all, like I said, I'd be like, man, that's a little scary. It's a little risky. So a big shout out to all you police officers, firefighters, and military. Yeah, go ahead. Two left. Um, hold on.
Starting point is 01:07:30 I had one and now it slipped me. So I'll go with teacher till I think of it. Nah. Okay. One more strike. Oh, dang, I had a good one. Where did it go? Number one is pilot.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Oh. Because I'm sure if I were a pilot, I'd be in the uniform in a picture or two. In the cockpit. Yeah. I don't know about the cockpit, but I'd for sure be in the uniform. I feel like it's a solid uniform. I guess it depends on who you work for and if you're allowed to post your orc uniform on your dating profile. You hate not any airlines specifically?
Starting point is 01:08:01 No. I just didn't know if they had rules. Like, hey, heads up. if you're going to be on a dating app, it's fine if you say you're a pilot, but I'd rather not have you in front of the plane. I think South Post is cool. It is cool. I think you can wear your uniform in any picture.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Isn't pilot, though, we're like risky because they're not around a lot, traveling a bunch? Different risk than a police officer. Sure. Police officer risk of getting shot any point by some bad guy. Pilot risk of cheating in a hotel bar. Because it's gone every night. Well, okay. Or.
Starting point is 01:08:31 In Tupeloom, Mississippi, as they're on a layover. Maybe there's no risk, but you do, they are gone a lot. Yeah. Yeah. One more. You won't get this one. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Chef. Media personality. Oh. Like us. Okay. Media personality. Duh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:50 They flip it around here, too. Occupations that men see women doing, they think are the hottest. And my mind is going to it. It doesn't matter if they're hot. They're hot. Yeah. Like, literally. Who cares?
Starting point is 01:08:59 They list them. But dudes will be like, oh, she eats garbage. Cool. She's hot, though? Yeah. Number five is a teacher. Number four is public relations. Number three is entrepreneur.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Number two is interior designer. Number one's a physical therapist. Oh, gosh. Of course, physical therapist is number one. Why do you say that? Because you're like, if she's hot and you're attracted to her and she's a physical therapist, you're like, maybe she can stretch me.
Starting point is 01:09:26 What? I don't know that I've ever thought about it. I think you're projecting on us a little bit how you feel. Stretch me? That's not what I dream about. I don't dream about a woman stretching me. I don't know. I think that I'll like it because that, yeah, it's like maybe she can work on my. Hammies?
Starting point is 01:09:43 What's that? My sake. What in the world? Stop her. Stop her, dude. Purvy aim has hit the airways. No. You know that part of the, like, hip area?
Starting point is 01:09:54 What's that called? We literally are telling you we don't think about that when we see that. Okay, well, why do you think it's the hottest profession? I don't know. Usually they're fit, right? Like physical therapists, they're fit. got to do strong stuff. You're thinking of a trainer. No, well, that's too.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Physical therapist and that be fit? Yes, they just stretch men. They got to stretch, dude. They don't have to be fit. They don't have to be fit, not to do that job. The word physical's in it, so you just think it's somebody. True. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Yeah, you don't have to be fit to do that job. I think massage therapist would be more appealing than physical therapist. Yeah, but usually they're not that hot. No, I'm saying if the hotness is the same. Oh. And it's just a job. You're right. I think there are more of those.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Okay. When I was on a dating app, I didn't even put my profession. Morgan, did you? I left it blank. I didn't put where I worked, but I put digital director. Do you guys put entrepreneur? No, I just left it blank. I did nothing. Oh, unemployed? That's not attractive. No, I didn't put unemployed. I just, that part was, if you don't fill it in, it just doesn't show up. Never. Perfect logic. Yeah, because I guess I'm like, why. Do you ever leave your voice on there? Like, hey, I'm Amy. Absolutely not. I was definitely not attracted to that at all.
Starting point is 01:11:04 No, when the guys would do it, I would... It feels creepy when the guys do it. Screen record and send it to my friends. And I'm like, listen to this. What would they say? Like what? I brought some in. Hey, I'm Chuck and I like dogs.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Anytime we ever heard any of them, they were super weird. Someone would tell jokes. They would describe their perfect evening, how they would treat you. Morgan, if you deleted the ads from your phone. Oh, yeah. That happened within like the first two weeks of us hanging out. But are you still in the... an account?
Starting point is 01:11:35 No, I deleted my accounts. Like all of it. Amy, you? No. Oh, don't. No. No, I don't have an account. Why delete them, though?
Starting point is 01:11:42 I've never understood that. They're on your phone. No, but I know, but it's like, is you like a drug addict where you're like, it's there? You can't. No. I might click on it. I think it feels a bit disrespectful to your partner. If on your phone, you still have apps that are introducing you to other people
Starting point is 01:11:56 romantically. That's exactly it. That's funny. That's funny. That we're tempted to tap it. Like you have self-control. No, but it's sort of like, oh, I don't know. need this even on my phone anymore
Starting point is 01:12:06 because it's not like, you know, like block blaster or whatever those fun ones are to go play, you know? Like, you know, you want to keep that on there because you're entertained, you want to go like this. Like Bobby said, I think it's just disrespectful. Yeah, it's all respecting.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Okay. It's a Bobby Bone show. These are the most Is It Rude questions that people have been Googling. Number one, is it rude to refuse a gift? Yes. I'd say no. I'd say it depends on the gift. Like sometimes people have like overextended themselves. I'm like, I can't take that.
Starting point is 01:12:41 But you're taking away an opportunity of them to spread joy to you. Like they wouldn't be giving it to you if they didn't want to. And it may be uncomfortable for you, but why rob them of the opportunity to give? But why rob me of my happiness by giving me a gift that makes me uncomfortable because I don't do well at getting gifts because I never really got anything? That's for you to work through. That's true. Good point. There you go. Is it rude to refuse a gift? So your answer is what? Yeah, yes? Yeah, it's rude. Like, I don't get, who? I've never refused to get.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Why would you say no to a gift? Yeah, like, what? You guys have never done that. I can't take that. Like, don't do that. Like, don't do that. I'm not going to take that. Yeah, I've done that.
Starting point is 01:13:17 You have to do that. Especially if they haven't bought, especially like, I'm going to do this for you. Yeah. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want that. Sure. I mean, I guess I've said that casually. I hear you.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Okay, next up. Is it rude to wear sunglasses indoors? Rude, no. Do she possibly? Yes. Yeah. I will wear sunglasses sometimes in the studio, and I have a few times just to get people to ask on social media why you wear in sunglasses, like simply for engagement purposes. Or to be like, you look at douchebag. You still made a comment, which helps the engagement. But is it rude to wear sunglasses indoors? I'm going to go, no, but it's kind of dushy. I'm also going to say that there could be times where you need to wear sunglasses indoors, like if you have a black eye. Oh, yeah. Like I had that stye. I had that stye one time. Yeah. Or you have, I have extreme light sensitivity to my eyes. Like if it's really bright, I'll learn that at an eye appointment.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Like I have, my eyes are all jacked up. So maybe I should wear sunglasses inside. Next step, is it rude to invite someone to a bridal shower and not the wedding? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Why would you invite them to the shower and not the wedding? Because you want a gift that you will accept. Okay. Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Because you only invite people to a shower because of the gifts. only way I see that acceptable is if your friends are throwing you a shower, they, in, like, you're having a very small, tiny intimate wedding with maybe like six of your family members. Like nobody else is invited. But then all your friends are like, oh my gosh, I get that you're having a teeny tiny family wedding. We want to throw you a shower. So let's include all your friends.
Starting point is 01:14:48 And this is kind of the way we can celebrate you. That's the only way that's acceptable. If you come to the broader shower, you need to be going to the wedding. Unless it's a teeny tiny family wedding. Yeah, yeah, I hear you. But you're doing lots of, okay, unless you die before you. Well, I'm just saying that's the only loophole. Is it rude to stare at someone?
Starting point is 01:15:03 No. Yes. I think it's if they feel it's weird. If they feel it's weird, yes. If they don't know, I don't think it's rude. What do you mean? Like, if you don't get caught staring? Right.
Starting point is 01:15:17 Because the stare is only felt if the staree finds out who the stareer is and if they're doing it. It's like if tree falls in the wood. If you don't know somebody staring at, you, It's not rude. They're staring at you. It can be weird, but not rude. I guess we just always heard. It's rude to stare.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Yeah, weird. So now we need to say that. It's weird to stare. It's weird to stare. Next up, is it rude to go in a restaurant an hour before close? No. No. Not an hour.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Not even 20 minutes as long as you say when you go in. Hey, I know you guys are about to close. So we'll be quick. Don't worry. We know that. So we're going to eat and get out of here. Like, that's fine. And also, people working in a restaurant as someone who's worked in a restaurant,
Starting point is 01:15:58 understands that there's the closing time, and then there's the half hour after that where everybody that was already eating, they slowly get out. So five minutes before, yes. 20 minutes before? No, not unless you say, hey, we're going to get out.
Starting point is 01:16:13 If you're going five minutes before, order to go. Like if you want food that bad. So the restaurant doesn't set a closing time based on this is the last time we're going to accept people to come through our doors? That's the closing time. I know. So if you come in five minutes before that,
Starting point is 01:16:27 it should be okay, right? It is okay, but that doesn't mean that it's not rude. But isn't it good for the waiter? They get more money, right? Because you're going to sit at their table. Theoretically, but they're also having to stay and work a lot later. So if they have to stay and work an extra hour and they're making seven bucks on a tip, that's not even minimum wage.
Starting point is 01:16:46 So no. So I would say an hour, have at it. Go to town. Place closes at nine. You want to go at eight? Boom. 830. Fine.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Boom. 845. I know you guys are closing it in 50. 15 minutes, we'll be out of here in like 20, 25 minutes, and we'll go ahead and order and get going. You can do that. What is your answer to that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:05 The actual question of an hour, I agree with you on all of that. So an hour's fine. What about five minutes? Would you guys go to a restaurant at five minutes before? No. I've done it. A sit down. No.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Stretch your legs and just have a slow normal dinner. Yes. No. Like say you're traveling, right? And you're just like, oh my gosh, it closes in five minutes. Let's got to go. Let's go. And we get there.
Starting point is 01:17:25 I'm like, ah, we made it. Thank goodness. Then we sit down. Have our dinner. I mean, these guys with all their kids, absolutely not. They're rolling silverware right beside your table. I've seen that happen where the people behind us are rolling silverware. That means that's your cue to get out of there.
Starting point is 01:17:39 No, our cue is. Because they want to go home. But here's the problem. You're still open. If you don't want to be open, then close earlier. Well, the clothes could mean if they wanted to, it's not a clock. Everybody get out. Like that literally could mean the clothes.
Starting point is 01:17:49 Restaurants don't do that, though. They soft clothes. But they could be, no, we close at nine. So everybody's got to go. Then do it. Then I'll get out at nine. If it's a hard close at nine, I'll be out at nine. But if it's a soft close, guess what?
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Starting point is 01:19:25 And our podcast, Game Recognized Game, has never been done before. Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think. and off the court. Nothing's off limits. We talk tanking. I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like definitely happening in the WBA. We talk about our mistakes too.
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Starting point is 01:20:24 I'm not like... But listen to Los Coleristas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is Julian Edelman, host of games with names. On our latest episode, we got comedian, Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious This Is Important Podcast. Let's go. We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team?
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