The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 2: Is Amy Still Trying To Have A Baby? + Bobby’s Odd Theory About Birth + Lunchbox’s Unethical Lottery Tactic + Listener Wants A ‘Fake News’ Rule + We Investigate A Show Member’s New Business

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

Bobby takes more callers on the baby screaming situation. Amy shares whether she has given up on the idea of having a baby. Bobby shares his theory about birth leaves us scratching our heads. We have an idea for Lunchbox to win the lottery but it’s a bit unethical.  We also get an update on Abby’s massage. We got a call from a listener who wants a new rule to be enforced on the show after someone brought fake news to the story. A show member is involved in a new business that we think is wild. But they try to convince us to purchase something from them. Amy wants to know how we feel about flying right now with the government shutdown. Bobby shares the top phrases that make you sound arrogant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Amy, you're up. So I just don't know how we all feel about flying. Hate it. Don't care. No. Need it. Hate it. No, I mean, coming up, like, if you have any flights booked,

because I really hope we get everything under control. Oh, government shutdown? Lots of reasons. But mostly, I don't know. Like, if I had a flight this weekend, I don't know if I'd be taking it. Ah, you would. You'd roll the ice. What do you mean?

What's going on? Air traffic control shortage. Yeah, they had to shut down the airport here for like five hours. Yeah, in Nashville specifically. Overnight, though. Yeah, here. Because the government shutdowns? Yeah. There's don't have enough people to run the control tower?

Well, they have enough. They're just like, we're not getting paid. So they're calling in sick. Well, I don't like that. Oh. Are you flying? Yes, Friday. I see, that's what I'm saying.

I think about this. Oh, no. You'll be fine in the daytime. Yeah, right. What do you mean? Is nighttime when it gets crazy? Nighttime? They didn't have any.

air traveling towards like six hours last night. Oh no. You know what? I saw a plane flying at four in the morning. I'm like, who's flying at four in the morning? The plane might be going somewhere. Or it could be a red eye. I used to take red eyes from doing dancing with the stars and fly and land at 4.30 or 5 to come do the show. That's true. It could be a red eye

or it could be a plane that's somewhere that needs to get somewhere by 5 to pick up. Or it could be a flight that was delayed at 11 that didn't get off until 1230 or 1. I mean, there are a lot of answers. Yeah. Why are you confused by that? I've just never seen a plane at 4 in the morning. You don't ever look at that. the sky there. I really don't. I don't look up. He doesn't look up. He's looking up

though. It's not his thing. I am. I'm doing it more now. Trying to look up. So anyway, yeah, I don't fly this weekend, but I fly next weekend. You'll be fine. I fly on Tuesday, man. I am worried about these guys. What's the worst case scenario? We run into another plane, like, when we take off because only one person's doing all of it. Well, worst case scenario would be like a fiery crash. That'd be bad. Yeah, that would be bad. That's worst case scenario. Yeah, but like when she says, like, Amy, you say I'm like, oh, I'm worried about flying. What could happen? Like, I don't know.

There's a lot of moving parts. And I don't like when multiple people are out, which I get that they're like, oh, shoot, we're understaffed. Like, there's delays. But, like, there's a lot of communication that has to happen to figure out, like, oh, we need to delay this flight going out of these airports or all this airspace is now shut down because we don't have air traffic control. Well, they already cut staff a ton when they did doge. Yeah, I know. Doge coin? No.

No, what to doge? What's doge? Where is Hawk Tua, guys? What is happening? Where does that come from? Okay, I can tell you how she did this. Thank you. So I'd like to walk everybody through the minds of our show.

So when they cut all the government and they cut all these jobs, some of the jobs we needed, they shouldn't have overcut. Now some of the jobs are back because they messed up doing that. So a lot of it was air traffic. So then Eddie goes, Doge, like Doge coin, like the cryptocurrency. Then Amy thinks of cryptocurrency that Hocktua like did a rug pull on people, supposedly, and made a bunch of money and screwed. a bunch of people. That's how our minds worked. Got it. I saw Hock to her. Oh, she's still around. Was she on a podcast?

Yeah, but she's not working with the Paul network anymore. I think she's on her own doing her own thing. She was with Whitney. I thought she was unwell. No, she was with like... Oh, she was Whitney Cummings. No, no, no. She was with like Jake or Logan Paul. Yeah, one of the Paul brothers. I think Whitney Cummings was on her show.

Oh. Yeah. No, no. No. Okay. So, and that's how our minds work. Thank you, everybody. All over the place. Okay, so it was called. Doge, the original cuts? Well, it was a role, right? Like Elon Musk's.

It brought in people, and they just started gutting different organizations. Yes. Okay. And you know what? I think what the worst, honest, the probable worst case scenario is everything's just delayed because they don't have enough people. They're not just going to go like, I don't know, just everybody go. Take off when you're ready. I would be like, if I was in charge of this, I'd be so stressed out.

You would not be in charge of it. Yeah, we wouldn't let you. No chance. Let's just say. Hypothetically speaking, if I were in charge. I'd rather not even hypothetically. No, no, hypothetical. I'd rather just chill and not think about that.

Like, Amy, that's one job that you and I should never ever have. No, no, no, no. I can think of more, though. Well, that one for sure 100%. What? Like what? Like what else? Well, with Eddie, anything with numbers. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, would be bad. Like a tax, like somebody that's preparing taxes. I'd be like, I swear I did it right. A lot of people in jail. There's a trail of dead bodies. in prison because Eddie I've screwed up taxes.

Amy with you, I think anything that requires like a lot of focus for a continuous amount of time. Yeah, like a traffic cop, no chance. Yeah, oh. Yeah, that would be bad. Yeah, but there are also jobs you guys

would be great at. Yeah. Like? I don't know, dude, right now. Well, come on. You really had one easy for what we wouldn't be good at. Beach bum. Dude, I would dominate beach bum.

You dominate being a beach bum. Even like beach cleanup. I would love that. Yeah. wouldn't love it. Wake up every day and just be like, hey guys, pick up your trash. How we doing? Here's a little trash bag for you guys in your little beach party.

You would like that part of it. Yeah. What else is there to do? Pick up the trash they leave behind? Not even that. You wouldn't like, that job doesn't make enough money for you. No, we weren't talking about money. No, but that's a job.

We were talking about just a job. Then you could do that as a hobby. Oh, yeah, I should. If we lived by the ocean, for sure I would do that. No, you would. You'd for sure donate a kidney. No, no, no. When I was in school, I would do all the beach cleanups every year.

I was even in charge of them. Speaking of school. You probably got off school for it. In high school, did y'all take one of those career assessment tests? No, I assessed. I assessed my school. They didn't assess me. Oh.

Oh, boy. My test results came back that I should operate heavy machinery. That girl. I would still say no to that. No chance. Yeah, I'd still say probably not. If you have to like focus for, maybe you could be a heavy machinery, like a foreman of people that are running heavy machinery. You could do that.

I don't know what the heck I answered on that test, but they were clearly like... I don't know. I don't know what they thought. Forklift driver. I saw the funniest TikTok of the guy that operates the crane. You know when that builds skyscrapers? He had like a big old container that was hanging by the wire or whatever. And this lady was trying to lay out and he would just cover the sun every time she would move.

I saw that one. I guess I believe nothing. Oh, you didn't believe that? Oh, do you think that was AI? No, because it was a few months ago that I saw it. That was before AI really popped off. It was before AI was super accessible to the every man. Right.

Before Sora. That one was real. I hope it was real because it was hilarious. But guys, in 18 months, we're not going to know the difference in videos. What are we going to do? No, you're going to believe nothing. No, but we can still laugh at it. Yeah, but you're going to believe nothing.

Okay, but here's the thing. I'm going to need to know if I need to cancel my flights or not. What? Because if there's AI, because if there's fake, like, they could show me plane crashes that aren't real. Now they can't do that, right? Can they do like... Well, they can do whatever. Like, there are restrictions in the program that I use because they're like you can.

Like I did a video last night because I'm still experimenting with it and I'm learning how to write prompts. I'm learning how to write super efficient and super specific prompts, which are very difficult to do. And so as I was experimenting with the prompts, I put myself on a cliff and I said I would like to be on a cliff and someone says you have to eat this mayonnaise or get it. shot in the head and I pick it shot in the head because I hate mayonnaise so much. That's terrible. It's fake. I know. Yeah. And so I

was like it wouldn't let me because it won't let you do any sort of violent thing. That's good. In the end, it ended up being, then I said, I have mayonnaise and I'm on the side of a cliff and it's either jump off the cliff or eat the mayonnaise and I jump off the cliff to my death. Can't do that because there's kind of even though it's less than

shooting you, it's a cliff. So what I settled on, ever after forever, because again, it's all experiment and prompt writing. I settled with, let's see if I still have it. This one where I am, it's mayonnaise. And then it's, or a dragon comes, and I get to be the dragon, so the dragon eats me instead of me eating mayonnaise. Okay. And the dragon wouldn't even light me on fire. It didn't even close its mouth really all the way on you

Well it did when it flew off with me It put my head in it and then it flew off But I try like four things Being as specific as I could in the prompts But I can't light myself on fire I can't shoot myself with the gun I can't jump off a cliff and die So there are restrictions as to what every man can use inside of this

There are certain Famous people 98% of famous people you can't use Some are still allowed If you go around the rules Some are kind of like Shakespearean stories where or songs after like 100 years you can use them. Like royalty free.

Mm-hmm. And so you can do like Henry the 8th. You can do certain historical figures, but you can't do people. Like I tried to do one with Jeffrey Epstein. Oof. Like he knocks on my door to sell me something and I bring him in a beat the crap out of him. Like that was it by using a ring camera. Because again, I'm not going to even going to post these, but I'm just experimenting.

Like I think AI writing, especially for like somebody that's doing social media, that is such an integral part of what is it going to happen because I'm building teases out of it for podcasts. And so you can't do that stuff. And so I tried. I tried to beat the crap out of Jeffrey Epstein last night. My answer is normal people won't be able to catch planes on fire. But people advanced that have the ability to write AI, not just prompt AI, can.

Because they already do. And they can manipulate videos already. I did one where I was flying into Neeland Stadium in Knoxville on a red helicopter. And all the fans are booing me. It's pretty good. I was pretty proud of that one I'll show you this real quick and it looks

the guy that's awesome the guy looks just like me oh you're flying the helicopter it's my face yeah wow and sometimes your face

doesn't even look like you but those two kind of look like you you have to again it's the specificity of the prompt so yeah that's what's up okay launch your box

Alan Jackson it just came out about two hours ago. His final concert in Nashville is set for June 27th. So if you want to get your plane tickets, wherever you want to come from, June 27th at Bridgestone Arena. I did see the tease that was him and a guitar

or just a guitar on a stage. It wasn't an AIT's. I figured it was a real. I figured it was something like that. No, but I was doing some teases. I can just show you some of this stuff because again, if you're a social media person, you've got to learn how to do prompts at this point. But I did teases on.

on Clint Black being on the Bobbycast. And, like, three of them were terrible. I'll show you. Nobody cares, but I want to show you how bad it is. So this is me. I said, show me a cowboy in a black hat with a guitar, and I'm like, hey, can't wait to have you. And this guy looks like he's Amish.

Because I didn't write the prompt good enough. Look, that guy and his guitar, his head is all off his guitar. Oh, yeah. So I was going to, like, do a tease like, hey, who is this coming up? But Clint Black looks like I just went to a, an Amish farm and got somebody off a wagon. But in a year, you're not going to be able to sell the difference at all. At all.

Zero percent. Because it's already getting kind of close. I watched Stephen Hawking in a wrestling match yesterday. And he's dead, and I saw him win the championship. I saw him do an NASCAR race. He was in an ASCAR race. He did. He won it. And Martin Luther King.

Because I tried to get Martin Luther King saying he had a dream that Eddie and I, and Kevin win our gambling this weekend. And again, again, it's terrible. It's terrible. It is. But I can't. Can I play now? No, no, no, no.

Don't play it? Why not? Why? They're not bad. It's just, you know. Like disrespectful? Yeah, kind of. Not on purpose.

It's not, though, but you know, some people. I was just using famous people. Like for, and I, okay, so here's one. I get it, yeah. And then I did one with a, I did a Pope one. That was funny. Who was blessing us. My favorite is Bobby.

Bobby, Eddie, Kevin, the road ahead of you this weekend is heavy. May you carry courage and peace with you. Bobby receive the strength of Christ. Thank you, Father. Eddie, may the spirit guard you. Oh, my gosh. No, I know. I'm not posting.

I feel like the Pope one is a little more acceptable. Yes, they're neither acceptable. Neither, father. I mean, if I had to rank them, I'd put the, I'd put the Pope. Bless our gambling. And it was just It's funny Yeah, I know

It's humor It's comedy Funny guys It's just supposed to be Ha ha ha ha A little Yeah Heha

I told Eddie I was like I can never pose these Never That's not bad But never post it But just talk about it It's not worth it You know what I mean?

Yeah Yeah That one's not gonna work Right But it's so weird It looks exactly Yeah The Pope one

I'm just looking at From here The Pope looked good Yeah But it's gonna full everybody already on Facebook old people are confused by everything already yeah this is that's the deal and by the way i said it wrong alan jackson's at uh nison stadium he's not at bridgestone oh nison stadium in july what june june june june those summer concerts they're hot they are hot okay morgan so

so sabrina carpenter she was here in nashville last night she had her grandal opry debut and it was awesome you went No, I saw the videos on social media. Yeah, she played the opera. And people were all buttered over it. But do you know how many pop people played the opera? A ton. There's a whole room at the opera for people from everybody from like Paul McCartney to, and you can go through the years.

The Opry has like a special place for people that aren't country that come in to perform at the Opry. That's cool. I mean, train performed there last week. That's awesome. Yeah. All the people that were getting upset about her doing it. Again, people don't care, but they only care when it's time to get angry. And that's generally how internet culture is now.

So people just think the opera is only country music? People that don't know anything get mad about Sabrina Carpenter playing the Opry when they don't actually understand the Opry. They're louder at complaining about the Opry than they've ever been to even knowing about the Opry. Got it. Yeah. She had Shina at ACO with her last week. Yeah, and she did clean versions of all of her songs, so she didn't do any custody either.

So she respected, I think that's the thing at the Opry where you do clean versions. I always do clean versions of my stuff. Yeah, because when I do it at my own shows, I'm as ab- Yeah, whatever. Never mind. I'll hold that. Eddie? Man, I wasn't going to do LeBron James, but it ended up being a hoax.

Not a hoax, an ad. An ad, you know? I don't want to get Craig Robinson, so. No, I didn't even, I mean, he said, so there was like he was going to announce some career changing. The decision part two. Decision, whatever, and it ended up being a Hennessy ad for like whiskey. Yeah, so.

I almost fell for that one. But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about this guy that he inherited $600,000 from his grandfather. When his grandfather died, he said, here, buy a house with this. This is my gift to you. He's dating some girl. He buys the house. They live together.

And he's asking her to split the expenses. And she's pissed about it. She's like, why? Like, you have all this money. We didn't spend all of the money on the house. Like, why not you just pay for the expenses with the inheritance money? And he's like, no, we're living together. I bought the house.

Let's split electricity, food, all that stuff. How do you feel about that? Yeah, girl, what are you talking about? Like, forget the inheritance is for him. He can do whatever he wants with it. It was nice of him to buy the house and let you live with him. So now, yes, I'm cool. Split it.

But does she own any of the house? Nope, zero. It was his money. And he bought her all with his money. I hear you. They're not married. But are you talking about bills? Or are you just talking about like upgrades in the house?

No, he said, yeah, he said it's going to need a new kitchen. Okay, she doesn't pay anything. For that, but what about groceries and electricity? That stuff, yes. That stuff, yes. Normal roommate stuff, yes. But any sort of... Investment.

Yeah, something that's going to raise value of the house. That's not her house. Right, because when he sells it, because of that upgrade, he's going to get the profit if there is one. And she's not. So unless he has a payout system. Well, how do you feel on this? Do you feel like she should have paid some of the money for the house?

Absolutely not. Okay. No, no, no, not for the house. But, I mean, if you're, it's like any other situation, you move in with your boyfriend, you guys split groceries. And bills and all that. I agree with that. Or unless you're married and you don't share accounts. Correct.

Smarter that way. It keeps life simple. I don't know that it's simple. I think it's more complicated, but simple is like, you know, it all comes from the same place, so it's pretty simple. Yeah, there's just a tub and take other money out of the tub and pay whatever with the tub money because we share the tub. Simple. Simple. That would be simple.

But, hey, everybody's got the wrong way. Whatever. You're not wrong. It's not simple because Eddie, your wife comes home in new shoes. You're like, man, how much for those shoes? Then you got to talk about that. And it's like, and it gets awkward. It's not awkward.

I just say like, hey, those are cool and all, but. And all? You hit her with the in all. Why is there a butt? Well, sometimes, like, say this month we're trying to save money and then she comes home with shoes. There's a little conversation about it. Yeah, that's not simple. I thought we were trying to save money.

And then she says you played golf twice. No. Okay. So, say one awkward conversation for the other. Lund trucks has to be. like, hey, babe, I went to the grocery store. You're going to owe me 37% of this. And then also...

And yogurt went up this week, so you're going to have me a little more than normal. Right. All awkward. I mean, I do. Marriage is full of awkward conversations. We're like, don't eat that. That's not your half. I don't ever say that. Marriage is full of awkward conversation. I'd like to give you one now. Go ahead.

But awkward and not a bad way. Like, my wife just texted me and said, you're going to Knoxville Saturday? because Arkansas plays at Tennessee. And I said, the more I think about it, I don't think so. I thought you were, though, but you've thought about it more. No, it was an AI video. That was me on a helicopter.

That was AIC. People were already getting full. Amy thought I was in a helicopter already in Knoxville. No, you said it just the other day. Like, I'm going to go to Knoxville. Yeah, I thought it was. But since then, I've thought about it a lot. I know.

Once I said that, I was like, oh, yeah, but I haven't taken into consideration all the thinking you did. Thank you. Because I don't have tickets yet. And that's not a problem. At this point, I would probably buy tickets and not, because most of the time, if not all the time, I can just hit up my people at University of Arkansas. I'm like, hey, I'm coming. Because I donate a good amount, but I don't ask for season tickets.

Because I'm not there enough to go to the season ticket games. And also, there's a tax thing too. Like, that's something you get for a donation. So I'm just like, cool. Just take care of me when I come up. they put me in a suite. It's all good. I go a couple at home games a year. And so I wouldn't ask them for tickets now this

late. So I'd have to buy them and I haven't bought them. And then two, it's already is today Wednesday? Yeah. It's already Wednesday and she's not going to go because she's pregnant. And not only that, that's only secondary. The tech is in Oklahoma play and she'll want to watch that game more than she would ever want to go and go along with me to Arkansas-Tennessee game. The Tennessee game I'm going to, they're playing

Oklahoma. Is she going to go to that? No. But, good sidebar. Well, I just looked at the schedule because I didn't know. That'd be a good one though. It's in Nealon this year. That's what I'm only going because y'all said, I wasn't going to go, but I was invited, my boyfriend invited me with his family. And I was like, I don't think I'm going to go. But then y'all are like, that would be a really cool experience. It is a cool experience. So I'm, I'm doing it because you all told me. Anyway, I said, I don't think so. And then she said, why not? You should go. Oh, she wants to relax on Saturday. Is that what that means?

Do you think it's that? Do you think it's that or that she wants me to go have a good time? She wants you to have a good time. She wants you to have a good time. Let's last thought. Let me ask her. Hold on. Or she's making plans.

Hey, we're talking about this Knoxville game and I said, hey, I don't think I'm going to go. And I told them that you said, why not? You should. So the debate is, are you wanting me to go because you think I would have a good time and you want me to have a good time? Or are you wanting me to go because you would have a better time if I was gone. if you get this in the next few minutes, would you let me know? Thank you. Bye. So we'll see. I just take their word for what it is. I never look deep into the meaning of what they're saying. I mean, but do you really think she's going to reply back with? I just want you gone. Yes. No doubt. Like that's where marriage should be. Don't you think my wife would say if I want you gone? She'd say that. Yes. I also think she considers your feelings. Yes, but she would be honest about that part. Like my wife would say like, I just want to be alone. I think it's probably like both. She wants you to have a good time. No, one out ranks the other.

We'll just see which one it is. Let's see. But also, I don't, it's Wednesday already. And I don't have ticket. Like, will you look up tickets and see if I were to buy some? Oh, gosh, they're not going to be cheap. What is cheap anymore? I would say they're probably going to be in the thousands.

Whoa. No, no, no, no. You don't think so? What? That would be... If you fit a yard line, right in the middle. What are you going to sit in nosebleeds? You're not going to sit up there.

No, but you could get good tickets for a couple hundred bucks each, probably. How many? Two. I mean, I would say one. I'm not going by myself, but I don't even have any. I haven't even asked me how to go. 500 minimum. My friend texted me if you were at that Notre Dame.

What was it in last weekend? For like on the 50 yard line, 500 bucks a ticket. So you're wrong. What's 500 times two? You said thousands. A thousand. You said, no. You said for one.

If you did that section D row two, and you did those two tickets, Mike. What it would be with all taxes and everything? Let's see. Oh yeah, don't forget the taxes. Oh, dude, they throw fees on you like crazy. There you go.

You see it? Yeah, $182. Those fees aren't, are there no fees at it? It says almost $100 each. Yeah, when you check out, though, they'll get you. You can always do what... I just don't want to go and get our brains blown out. And then for three days...

Like get beat really bad. I get it. And then for three days, I can't stop singing anything but Rocky Top. Because that's all they do in that stadium. She said, I just should. I just said you should with no real thought behind it. There you go. It wasn't that serious.

So I guess because you want to and have been talking about it. That's what we thought. You thought it was something different, Amy. Amy said that. I said, oh, it looks like somebody may want a little time to themselves. I thought it was coming from a good place in your heart. Stop! That's right.

And Amy is the one that said, oh, she wants you out of the house. He's exaggerating. No, that's accurate. That's accurate. Yes, it's accurate. I don't think Eddie. What? Thank you.

Whatever. She can't hear you. Yes, she can. She can probably hear it from this. Yes, I'm yelling. It's not in a microphone, but yeah. Oh, I thought you were doing a voice like where it's right to text. Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh. You ever heard lunchbox do that? No. He's like, period. That's how he texts. Yes, he goes. Hey, I'm on my way home, period. Do you want me to pick up food?

Question mark. I love you. That's how you're supposed to do it. Like, I don't understand what the... You too. What's it going to be a run on if you just say it all? Yes. It would.

They don't put punctuation. You have to say period and question mark if you want actual punctuation. We know. We know. You two are being haters. No, and you guys are totally wrong on this. If I said I'm on my way, I'm going to pick up food, do you want something? It's just going to write it all out.

And she's going to be like, I don't understand this. No, she's going to be very annoyed to. It's not easy to read it. It does do punctuation only if you say it. You guys, you're wrong. Okay, okay. You guys will know him on this one. She's going to be like, I just read your text, but it doesn't make any sense to me.

Yeah, right. You guys are wrong, and now you're just making jokes to cover your wrongness. I got a side with him on this one. You're trying, though. There you go. Eddie, trying to be funny again. Well, it was funny. No, it was funny, but it was wrong.

Yeah. There's a fine line between showing confidence that coming off is arrogant. Dr. Ernesto Lira Delarosa, Ph.D. explains these phrases that if you say them, you will sound arrogant. Number one, obviously. Obviously, it's da-da-da-da-da. Okay. Comes across a little bit arrogant because you're going, it's obvious to me, maybe not to you.

Number two, I already knew that. I hate when people say that. My kids say that a lot. I know. It's terrible. Number three, well, it's common sense, but. Who are we saying these things too? I don't know.

You got to say this crap to me all the time. No, we don't. Not to brag, but... Well, I feel like we say these things, but with sarcasm, like, Avi... None of us say Aubie. No, one of us says Aubrey. Obviously. You might say that, but we don't say Obby.

Okay. I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but... Who says that? You guys would say it to me about parenting. No, we wouldn't. We would. Yes, we would. You wouldn't understand this?

Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but... We've said that. Yeah. Stop trying to be funny, dude. I don't think I've ever said that. It's not trying to be funny. It's me trying to be funny. funny all the time.

No offense, but. I say that. That's always. No offense, but I'm about to offend you. Uh-huh. Yeah, anyway, there's that. A win is a win. A win is a win.

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All right. Hey, we've been struggling today with the names. Go ahead. That's okay. Hey, I'll just comment about the crybaby. You know, I'm a mother and a grandmother, and I'm old school. You know, a baby you can't control the baby crying. I get that.

It's a baby. But, you know, you take the baby out because obviously the baby's not enjoying himself. And how can the mother enjoy herself if the baby's screaming bloody murder? Yeah. Or being loud. You can't. So you take the baby out and try to console the baby, try to get it to calm down or, you know, whatever. And then if that happens, you go back in.

But it's not. You go to the house. I agree. No, but the problem is no one has, there's a lack of common sense anymore. I'm sorry, you know. There is at times. Yeah, seemingly a lack of common sense. Right.

I just don't think you subject everybody in the restaurant to your unhappy baby. And I think generally most people understand a crying baby is part of life. I do. Because I think most adults, I've probably had a baby at some point. Yeah. not me though no you know yeah everybody about you every adult but you

so I think most people are understanding I just think it gets to a point where if it's just a total screech and it's ruining the experience that other people have paid for that it is the responsibility of the parent to at least give some temporary relief you don't have to go home you can go outside try to calm the baby down

and if it doesn't work maybe you have to make a tough decision and maybe that decision is well until the baby gets to where it doesn't screech randomly in public places? Maybe we don't even take the baby out. But what do I know? I ain't had a baby yet. Not yet.

And what does Amy know? She had a baby. Yeah, she never had one. And never will get to. You think that's over? A ship is sailed? I think, I mean, no. Could I? Maybe.

I don't know. Charles Kelly's wife just had a baby. She thinks she's younger than me. She's her 40s. Yeah, she's a little younger. I think. But if she, would you look that up? If she is younger, it's only by a couple years.

It's not like you're 15 years older than her. Yes. She's 42. Okay, and I'm almost 45. But you're not. How old are you? 44. Yeah, it's two years.

My friend who's 44 just had a baby girl. Yeah, no, I know plenty of women in their 40s. They're having babies. She's like 91 had a baby. Yeah. I know. I think it's just at this point, do we want to start that whole process over again? I mean, and then that would mean, like right now I have a boyfriend, but does he become

my husband? And then do we become parents again? You know that doesn't have to. to happen in that order. It helps. I don't want to have a baby out of wedlock. Would you rather have a baby? Would you rather have a baby, not in wedlock or not have a baby at all? If you had to pick one. I would like a very, very, very, very committed partner if I'm having a baby.

Would you, if right now a little angel, hello, I'm a little angel. Okay, okay. I have landed on your shoulder and I present you with two options. Option one is, I shall grant you a baby and it will be born inside of you. And the dad is another angel up in heaven, so you don't even know who it is, but you can have the baby or. And then another, like, angry, like, devil lands. You get no baby at all.

Which one do you choose? If I, a miraculous fatherless baby or no baby at all, I think I'm going to, right now, go no baby at all. Oh, man. I need a partner. I already have two children. That's Jesus part two. You missed that.

It's a fatherless baby. You didn't catch on with the story? It's Jesus Part 2. Of course, I know. I'm not Mary. You could have been. You're Amy. No.

You said no. Yeah. You're Amy. I don't want that's a responsibility. And just think if you had the baby, you can talk about all this stuff that we're talking about. It'd be so much content. Could you all imagine if I came to y'all and said, I have a miraculous conception? Oh, we'd be like, no, for sure you hooked up with somebody.

Amy's crazy. And you just don't even want to tell us. I'm sure. I'm sure they said that to Mary too. Oh, yeah. They're like, yeah, right, Mary. She's like, no. And we would eventually, we would, I don't think we'd ever believe you.

But, but you'd rather not have a baby at all? If I, that meant like just me raising it on my own right now. No. You wouldn't be on your own. Takes a village. Yeah, we'd all help you. Look at all of us. Okay.

Yeah. Well, then I would have, so then I have to explain to my boyfriend that I'm miraculously pregnant. No, it's easy because everybody would totally understand there's a little angel landed on your shoulder and told you. Okay. I guess. Yeah. I mean, do I sometimes look at babies and think, wow, I want to experience what that's like to create something myself? I have been blessed to raise two adopted children.

They're great. And then my boyfriend has three kids. I feel like I've taken on a role for them and that's great. But wouldn't it be nice? Just start over. To be able to have an opinion, though, about screaming babies in restaurants. Right, because right now you don't. Right now, right now it's just Charlie Brown, want, want, want, want, yeah.

Right. Yeah, you do all that so you can. have an opinion for this one specific segment. My words mean nothing. I know. So simply just to say, yeah, I've had a baby. So I can have an opinion about crying babies. Yes, yes. Now you're on it. I don't know that that's a reason to become a mom, but I mean, a mom of a baby. That would be awesome. Yeah, I mean, that would be, you. That'd be worth the price of admission of having a baby itself. You're not wrong. So where do you land on this? No baby? No baby. Okay. Okay. Let me make cool. Hey, she's chosen. No one.

The record for the oldest person to give birth belongs to Ermati Monagama, an Indian woman who gave birth to twins at the age of 74 and 2019. Whoa, wow. How does that happen? How old was she? An angel landed on her shoulder and says, 74. Okay. Oldest mother ever to give birth. When your body is that old and you're having a baby, like natural, right?

You think you just like fall out? No. What do you mean just falls out? No. And your body is like lost a lot of elasticity. So? At 74. But there's bones and stuff.

Don't your hip? Well, I don't know. Has the 74 you're given birth before? Because then the hips widen. Great point, great point. I don't know. Guys, I can't speak on this. I've never given birth.

At 74. Especially at 74. Especially at 74. About 44. Yeah. I have a theory. 30 years. I have a theory.

What? About birth. Would you like to hear it? Oh boy. Oh, boy. Get ready. No. Buckle up.

Well, what is it? I am curious. Okay. It's not really about whenever you're having the baby. But I get these videos now because I talk about it, even on the show. And obviously, your social media is listening to us, right? So I get these videos of guys putting on the labor simulator. And so they strap it to themselves and they attach those things.

and they're like, oh, my theory is they turn those things up about 1.75% because there's no way we can tell if it's true or not. And they can't put those on a guy and the guy go, that's okay. That can't happen. So they have to like rip the dude. It's got to hurt so bad or why even have that product? Because imagine they're like, we're bringing up the baby simulator 1000.

All right. Sean, you guys wanted to try it? Yeah, man. I've been wanting to put this thing on my whole life. Let's see what happens. I really want to feel what she feels. Let's be a funny bit, funny joke. And get the camera ready for TikTok.

Put them on. And they're like, all right, we're going to start. We're going to put you at 8 out of 10. You're going to feel it. All right, let me hear it. And go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay.

I can see where it's all uncomfortable. Like, that would be terrible for it. So my theory is, they turn that thing up higher than it really is. It's actually not a bad theory. and the guys have to act like it hurts or else it's like, oh my gosh, and they're going to just keep turning it up. Bobby's right on to something.

The product would be a waste. It would be a waste. You get a whoopin as a kid too. And you'd be like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. And really be like, eh. Mm-hmm. Yep. But if you don't go ow, ow, ow, they hit harder.

That's right. I feel like I was a little evil when I was young because I would laugh at my parents when they would spank me. Oh, that is evil. Yeah. I know. It felt me.

That would make me so mad. The problem with that is. Thinking back, I, I couldn't control it. I would just start laughing. Oh, you're like the Joker. I don't know. I was messed up.

I just feel like as funny as it might be, it's just in best interest of everyone involved, that you act like it hurts. One, so they can stop and two, so it doesn't have to hurt eventually. Because they didn't turn the volume up on you? No, I mean, I don't remember that. I mean, I don't think it was every single time. I just know there were times that I would get in trouble and I would just laugh. And looking back, that seems really creepy.

Let me go to Jen. Jen, you're on the show. Hello. Hello. Morning studio. Morning. I just wanted to say with the whole situation with the baby crying at the restaurant, I wanted to give all of, or you and Amy, my total support in that.

I had three children, and when they were really small, if they started screaming and yelling in the restaurant, we left. And it wasn't fun for us, but we didn't. feel that it was right for us to ruin everybody else's evening either. So I wanted to give you full support, and it doesn't matter that you don't have small children. You can still feel like people shouldn't let their baby scream and cry. Well, we were shamed a bit, let's be honest. And you know what?

We reacted to that shame. I still feel the same way I feel. And I appreciate your call because I agree with you, but I never had a baby, so I can't really have full opinion. And neither can aim me. We can't have full opinions. But yeah, I agree. I think I will be that parent where I don't want anybody else up to a point to have their night ruined because I have a screaming child. Yeah, up to a point.

Yeah, like the baby's going to cry a little bit. All good. Yeah. That's showbiz baby. You're in public. I do believe that. But there is a point where even you can take it from a baby. Let's just say a drunk guy at a table who's like, ah, yelling, watching again.

You can be drunk and a little annoying. And people are like, all right, that guy doesn't. annoying, but what are we going to do? Nothing. We're not going to say it. But if he gets wildly loud and obnoxious, okay, buddy, you got to go. So it's not about a baby. It's not about a man or a woman. It's just in society, there is a level that we will accept because we understand we're in public. And then there's a level where it's too much and you're ruining everybody else's time that they've paid for. Jen, I appreciate the call. Thank you very much. Absolutely. Have a good day. See you later. Let's do some voicemails. Here we go to

voicemail number one hit it. Amy said she doesn't use her turn signals and that is one of my absolute biggest pet piece in the whole entire world. Why Amy do you not use your turn signals? That's all I want to know. Love the show. Amy, why do you not use your turn signals? Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not why do you? Why do you? I know. I need to apologize though because I get that yes let me clarify. I do use them occasionally. No, no, but she needs an answer as to why you don't.

When I'm not using them, there's not really cars around. And my car has that thing where it'll like correct me back into a lane if I don't have the signal. So I'm like fighting with my car. Because like I try to get over and it's like, and then it'll like jerk me back

into the lane because it, and then I'm like, if I would just turn on the blinker, I could cross the lane with ease. Do you guys have this in your car? Yeah, the auto correct. Yeah, my wife does. If you turn the blinkers, yes. If you turn the blinker,

It doesn't correct you because it knows you're going that way. You have to fight the wheel. If you don't, it's like the bumper. It's like the bumpers in a bowling alley. It's like, no, no, no. Amy fights through the bumper. That's how bad you don't want to use the signal. And it goes, like, it's like, my son sometimes is like, mom, what is happening?

And I'm like, well, I just, son, I just need to put on my blinker. But the extra effort that you're doing with fighting the will twice. I can't explain it. But I will say if there are cars around. round. I, of course, use the blinker because I like to give, I like that courtesy. That's not a courtesy. That's standard. I know. I like to give a heads up. That's the law. Yeah. It's not a courtesy. It's the law. I know. I don't know why in this way. I will work on it. I'm sorry. I guess it's just like sometimes just an extra thing. That overwhelms me.

Like if you're turning left just to hit that thing. Muscle memory now is fighting my steering wheel. she starts to come in and her arms are starting to be really strong we're like dang your biceps like huge and she's like yeah i've been doing a lot of extra not turning my blinker on lately fighting the wheel right so i am sorry okay number two regarding lunchbox going to pet and i think it'd be a great segment he mentioned the other day how he hadn't found a church and maybe the lottery god would also be present during the blessing and i think Everybody would like to know an update on this. Yeah, I don't think the lottery gods care about a pet blessing.

But you don't know the lottery gods because they've never been in your life. Right. They've never come. They've never graced me with their presence. They are there somewhere for some people. They seem to like them more than me for some reason. I don't know what those people are doing, but, you know. Can I make a controversial suggestion?

Yeah. Get your lottery tickets blessed. Why don't you go to the pet blessing and take a lottery ticket? Or even better. take your pet, but you have a lottery ticket in your pocket. Riders are doing the water over it. Put the ticket in it real quick. Yes, yes. Like come out of nowhere and be like, who!

You could probably tell the priest to sprinkle something on the ticket, too. I would surprise him. He'll say no. So I would surprise him with it. Like when he's sprinkling it on the water, quickly put the ticket under it. I got a question. Could I just go to a church and like knock on the door and be like, hey, father? Well, knock on the door. It depends on what kind of church.

If you go to Catholic church, different than a Baptist church, Baptist church's not going to be open. Preacher ain't going to be there on a Wednesday at noon. See, I was thinking I just stopped by with my lottery tickets on the way home from the gas station and be like, hey, Father, I bought these. Is there any way you could say a few words for my lottery tickets tonight? I mean, there are times when they say they're open for like confession. But confession is Catholic. Yeah, yeah.

He's Catholic. No, no, I know, but I'm saying it depends on what church. He's like, I don't have a church. So if you're like looking for any church, I don't know what you're going to do. Because only Catholic churches are open because the priest is available more. What? That Catholic churches are the only ones that are open all the time. Well, there's offices in the other church.

you can probably go to. Yeah, but there's not like a... The father. You need the father. Like the pastor might be in there in the office. He might be in the office, but... So the other pastors don't, they get at other churches, they go play, like they go. Like preachers?

Yeah. They're not always at the church. Oh. You can't just go knock on the door at 11 a.m. on a Thursday and expect the preacher to be there. Yeah. Well, they have families too sometimes, you know, like... Really? Yeah.

Yeah. The priest doesn't. Priest's no family. Yeah. Yeah. My, my, they don't do that. Yeah. Next voicemail.

Amy's psychic vision, I think that you were so close. And I think her vision was still completely accurate because Kansas City goes up late in the fourth quarter, the balloon going up. But then Jacksonville popped it, right? And they win the game. Her vision was correct. Your interpretation was so close. But I think you need to give her another chance. She's on to something here.

Thanks. Love you guys. Bye. Maybe, maybe, maybe. I don't hate it. I have interpreted things wrong before. Yeah But also

Your interpretation Was met with a jinx though Is why we can't really look at it As they say in a vacuum Because you jinxed it after you interpreted it Or after you saw it Right Yeah

You can never talk about a game During a game in a positive way Like that's a rule Yeah I think we'd all agree with that Yeah I tampered with the prediction Yeah Because easily your story affected that game

No doubt about it Your story has enough power That it affected that game. It cost, well, that's a lot of money. I'm up to doing it again this week. Putting her back in the room? Yeah, but I don't want her to know anything about anything. I don't know anything about anything.

Because there's a whole slate of games, and I want to see just like what comes to mind. But I appreciate that call. I'm open to having misinterpreted, but I'm also open to me having properly interpreted and Amy ruining it with the jinx, so we really don't know.

All right, next. I am listening to the Monday podcast and Amy just mentioned that she got a massage in a room full of people. I need details, please. Oh, yeah. So in Austin, I don't know, there was this place off like Stasney Lane or something. It was like the massage school. You went?

No, that explains it. I thought it was just like a. Yeah. So they would all be in training. So they had to get a certain amount of hours. And you could go there and get a discount. massage so for I don't know 30 bucks or whatever but they just had a bunch of massage beds because it was a school and then you would just have to get a massage with a bunch of other people

I don't think that would be comfortable for me no me getting rubbed with a bunch of people around I mean it's also like when my buddies would be like we're going to a strip club like eight dudes no this is not like that no I know but this is nothing like I know what you're saying they're like eight dudes watching like all getting like turned on together and I'm like that to me does not seem fun yeah no I think were you guys in your undies That's what I say how do you get naked and get under the sheet? I still, I mean, maybe I let, maybe I had a sports bra and underwear on. North face coat, hoodie.

Guys, they have a sheet over you. With other people around. Yeah, but everybody's got their head down, their eyes closed. It's dark in the room. But you've got to get undressed to get on the table. So when you're getting undressed, people are looking at you. Yeah. I'm really going to dress when I get a, I wear shorts.

Yeah. I wear my underwear. And this is early 20s. Guys, we didn't have money like. The 1920s? No, we were in our early 20s. 1922. It was when we were in our early 20s and spending a lot of money on a massage just didn't make sense.

You know, so like to get a deal like that, yeah. I don't even think I got a massage in the 20s. It was late for me. Have we even Abby a massage day? No. Oh, Abby's? Yeah. No.

It's good. But what's latest on that? Do we just want a lunchbox to do? I think you're saying, I mean, that'd be kind of fun. I think you're saying you're just going to handle it because we had a problem behind the scenes with it. We got to get lunchbox to do it. So do we just need to book it, Bobby?

Yeah. Which means you need to book it. Which means you need to shut off. Yeah, I know. I just need to be reminded. Okay. How about this? What's, what's massage goes?

125? Yeah, it's 1-15. About 1-150, yeah. Okay, you two are trying to make a little slice aside. Yeah, yeah, I know. No, I have to tip. And a 10% fee. You guys are full of crap.

I'm not full of crap. It depends where you go. I know. I'm familiar with the massage. You're doing 60 or 90. But both of you guys are like, yeah, yeah, don't forget the 10% holding fee. Do you want them to come in studio and do it on the stage or is like she goes somewhere? No.

No, she's going to go somewhere. That would be weird. Or? I mean, that's the bit. She can go somewhere. She can do it in my office where it's closed. Yeah, because they're traveling masseuses. Are y'all forgetting the conclusion we came to?

I'm forgetting everything. Okay. We decided. We decided that ultimately for this to be an authentic experience for Abby and for her to feel free to give whatever opinion she needs to give about the masseuse, if we bring someone in, then Abby's not going to feel like she can come and put anybody on blast if it was a negative experience. So what do we say? She's just going to go somewhere random and no one's going to know that she's the person giving a reveal. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Abby.

Yeah. You're welcome. This is what I'm going to do right now. I'm going to Venmo you $150. Do not cut them in. Who wants to cut in? Anything extra? You never know what you guys. My wife just said, I'll get to this in a second

why she just asked me. You were saying anything extra. Anything extra, you just keep. Okay. I'll tip them. Don't go cheap. That doesn't mean go get a $40. No, I will not go cheap.

I want this to be good. The last one is not. Okay. $150. Venmo. sent. I'm going to find him on Facebook. Okay, now you have it.

Find them on Facebook. Do this. This is my request, since it's my money, have Amy help you find the person. Oh, I'm down with that. Will you help her? I'll pay for it, you manage it, and schedule it, and then we'll get a whole deal.

Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Is Abby open to a dude or does it have to be a girl since the last one was a dude? Amy, you can handle that, whatever she wants. I think we leave it up to the Lord. Sometimes the Lord picked one for me Kiss my head once

And I thought to myself Lord why did you give me that woman Who kissed my head on a massage? Okay I was just gonna say This is how I was just leaving it up To however it falls together Get a time from Abby

I call a place and say Hey I need this day and time Just book me with whoever you have And then it's just so random She's leaving it up to fate this massage? I think Abby can request a sex.

Okay. Do you want to... I do. Okay. Now they're different because... This is going to sound a bit sexist. Generally, I have found men to have bigger hands and be stronger. When I have injuries, I like to go to men.

I don't feel like you need to say that sex. That's typically... No, because I'm so sick of people getting all in my balls and my DMs about everything I freaking say. Oh, that's just a little bit. I'm in my DG-G-A-F season now. except I was like, uh,

anyway, Abby, you just tell Amy. I'll let you handle it. Yeah, I'll just tell me. And then can we do it in the next three or four days?

Oh, I'm good with that. Oh, get the massage in the next three or four days? What did you think? You're not good with that? Anywhere kind of quality like quality might be a little more booked out.

Are you sooner to Paris? No, but do we? I don't know. I mean, the person that I have comes to my house. I know. I've gotten to one where I've done the day of.

Was it good? Yeah. It's good. Was that a parlor? No, no. It's in a shopping mall. It's like a little outdoor shopping mall. Okay.

No, no, that's good. Yeah. Like, one of those places is good. Like, without saying a brand, those places are... I think you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, those places are good. That's like a real brand. Yeah.

Everyone knows the name. Okay. Got it, got it, got it. Yeah, I get injured so much. I have like my own person that comes in my house where I'm like... Abby, can you text me time? I've pulled a hamstring. Come over.

Okay, just do it after we're done here You guys figured out She's gonna text me times Texting Thank you All right guys We make everything more difficult And I'm part of it

I'm part of it I'm part of we We make everything way more difficult Than it is Okay I wonder can you do this Amy After we finish this

Part of the podcast Can you guys take a few minutes And see if you could actually book it before we do the show in the morning because I would like to talk about it on tomorrow's show with a hey this is when it's going to happen type thing okay okay thank you

give me voicemail five with fake news in it about George Clooney being like if lunchbox told a story and Eddie brought it up later on thing no let me clarify I didn't bring face I didn't bring fake news I interpreted the story incorrectly that is on me the way I read it

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, so that was... I agree with the guy, but not about you specifically. Now we punish my brains processing. Well, that's what we do anyway. We forget stories. I don't hate it. But on this, you read it to say something that it didn't say, but, okay, I can see where you would think that.

Yeah. Yeah. So, but I understand this point, and I'm with him. I'm with him. But it's hard. Like, sometimes fake news is hard. It is hard. You got triple check.

Yeah. It starts off with being like, no way, is this real? And then you just like, Google it again. Then you tell your friend and they're like, no way. And you're like, yeah. And so then you're like doubly commit to it. And then you're like, yes. And then it's born.

Yeah. And you tell everybody. Okay, thank you. By the way, you guys can leave us voicemails anytime. 877, 77 Bobby. One other thing is that Ramundo is selling moms if anyone is interested. Like homecoming moms? Really?

Is he doing... He's right behind you. Ray, are you doing chrises and boutineers too? No, no, no, no. These are the laundry basket-sized ones that you put in your doorway, your home.

I don't understand. So they're in the country. And since you guys... Mums. What do you think? I was thinking for homecoming. Homecoming mom. That's a mom.

No, but he's selling the mom the plant that you put on your... Yeah, imagine wearing that though. No, they're different. No, but still, imagine that is my point. You know, awesome that would be? You can't wear it.

It's a huge plant. You wear it on your head. Hey, people have told me I can't do things my whole life, and you know what, I freaking did it. Right. Okay. All right. Go ahead, Ray. So you all let me know, I'm bringing them from the country into the city because they don't

really sell them here. $50 a pop. They're huge. You can probably fit one in your doorway if you get a big house, too. And you can do yellow, white, orange, or maroon. Unpopular opinion here, but I think moms are so ugly. Well, and sadly, they only last 45 days. You're not helping your cause, Ray.

It's a beautiful 45 days, baby. Ray's like, and here's some thing to suck about it in case you. I'll show you guys the pictures. Amy, we got two in the doorway. It is beautiful. It really sets the tone for fall. Maybe I can be convinced. Spooky season.

You know, when the trick-or-treaters come, you want the mums at the front. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't... You don't know what mom. Can you text scuba a picture and have him put it up on the wall? Yep. And by the way, $50, I bought him out my son's school for $8 a pop. Right, but I'm bringing them from the country to the city.

I don't care. They brought those from the country to the city. Like he's not already driving in every day from work. Maybe razor bicker? Holy crap. No, they're all extended one size. Yeah, they are. Can you text...

It's a rip off. I'm putting it up. Okay, we got up on the screen. We're going to go over here. Okay, got it. So, these are just plants? Yes. No, they're mums.

Yeah, yeah, right. They're mum plants. Is any plant, just a plant? Is any human just a human being? No. No. No. Is you just a human being?

No. I apologize. Yeah. But so this is just a big mum plant. Yes. And did Ray plant it? Like, did he grow it? I don't understand.

Or did he just buy it and then reselling it? I got a deal with a guy and he said, If you can go ahead and further my business into the Broadway scene, then you help me, I help you, and we scratch each other's back. I'll be the transportation. So not a lot of people are going to the country. Are you in like a Ponzi scheme for moms?

There you go. Okay, those moms are pretty. I don't see moms like that. I saw those at the grocery store. That looks like a Google image for moms, not one that you have. You saw some that beautiful. At the grocery store as soon as you walk in. I always see them in there a little sparse.

Wait, there's no way those are the moms Ray selling. That's what he's talking about. No, I want to see Ray's moms. That's a beautifully curated porch. Yeah. With perfect pumpkin. Perfect moms. Perfect moms.

That's not raised porch. But can you take those? So you're doing a whole basket of those 50 bucks. No, one mom. That's one mom. One of those is $50. Well, let the businessman speak. Well, that's what a mom is.

But for 50 bucks, I want a basket of those. Right. That's what it is. It's the whole thing. Got it. It's a basket of mums. You mean like one of those baskets? No, no.

Yes. Bobby, one of those baskets, just one. One mom. No, okay, hold on, guys. I'm confused. I'm confused. Okay, raise. Okay, see like the purple on the bottom right?

Yeah. All those? 50 bucks. Yes. I don't think that's what you're saying. All those. 50 bucks. Yes.

I'm in. A pot full of moms. Yes. Yeah, that's one mom. I mean, if you can get me a porch like that full of moms, then I'm in. A port. That porch got you. No, Amy, it's just one.

300, 300, 300, 400, 400. That's 500, 500, oh, small moms. That's 600 bucks of mums. Oh. Ray. Those are raised not. Those are not raised pork. Those are dull, dude.

Those are from the farm. Ray, question. Correct, yes. If I were to pick a single flower out of that, what would that be called? That would be a moom. Okay, you just made that up. You just made that up. You mean if you plucked a little.

Yes. What would that be? What would that be? Answer the question. A mum flower. It would be a mum flower. Correct. Right?

So a bunch of them, they're called mums? That would be mums. Got it. So you're buying. No, but you have a mum plant. It's sort of like a deer. You don't add an S.

Okay, but hold on. Unless you've got multiple. I don't know, but when you buy those, they're not individual flowers. That whole thing is one mum. Is it like a broccoli? Yes, it's like a broccoli.

Okay. Thank you for breaking it down. What about when you met? What about when you wear a mom for homecoming? Isn't that just like a peeled off one of those? They are called a mom. I don't know why, but it doesn't have to be this plant. You're telling me that's a broccoli.

Yes. Like that's one plant right there. Ray, that's one broccoli. Yeah, and those are actually confetti mums. The ones that are multi-colored. So whichever one you want, just let me know and I'll have it here tomorrow. We got next day turnaround. What's your cut, Ray?

So he's selling them for significantly less. say it. $25. And so then I doubled the price for transportation and then I also have all the instructions how to keep them alive for 45 days. Okay, but transportation, you're coming in anyway and the instructions are at Google.

Well, and also he doesn't have any advertising. So he has no way to get the word out, and I just did. So by me doing this, that's why he's able to get me in on the deal. Homecoming moms are Chrysanthemums. Chrysanthemums. So those two. Chrisanta Mums.

Right. I told you they're different. No, but you missed a point. What's the point? Cresanta Mums. Yeah. Chrysantha Mums. No, you said, I don't know why they're called Mums.

That's why. If I said that, because I didn't know, but I knew they were different. Mums. I understand so they shorten it to Mums. Is that what that is? What are these called? Those are confetti Chrysantha Mums. Oh, those are Cresenta Mums too?

Oh, okay. In short, Mums. I don't know, man. I'm putting up the prom moms that you guys are talking about. Okay. Oh, with bells and everything? I remember that. Ray, can you get me one of those for the box?

With the baseball in it? So that just looks like one of the moms from the broccoli mom. That you're calling broccoli moms. That doesn't even look like a mom flower. Well, the big poof in the middle, I think it's... No, I know. I'm not talking about the ribbons and the ball. Yeah, you can't grow that.

The gold football. in the middle of it. I thought Ray was making carsages and boutoniers which I do need. I was like that's weird. Because it is homecoming time. But I still think,

bear with me, that you can wear one of those broccoli mums. Pretty big. Exactly. I didn't say it'd be easy today. You didn't. I'm chaperoning a homecoming party.

Why does she sound like chit? I literally was going to do a chit impression but nobody gets chit but us too. I understand. And Mike. But every time she says that, he's like, I'm chaperoni in a homecoming party. Yeah, yeah. Okay, more mums.

I am. Back to the moms. Okay, well, I don't know if we should buy mumps from Ray or not. Like, I want to support, but. Yeah, which colors do you want? I'm here. I didn't see any of the purple ones in that bunch. Well, what I do with a mom?

You put them on your porch. Why? It's fall. Because it's for Halloween fall. Nobody comes to my porch. Then it's for you. Yeah, yeah, Uber Eats. That's true.

It's for them. I decorated it just for Amazon and Uber Eats guys. Those guys. You could put them in by your pool. I would like to support Ray, but I don't think I'm going to in this time. I often do, but I don't. Amy, what color do you want? Well, the amber ones that were at the bottom, the two big ones.

The maroons? They're not maroon. They were like amber. Okay, I know what you're talking about. Hey, Ray. You want two of those? All right, so $100. Two of those.

If you have maroon, I'll take Maroon, but I can't she get a deal if you're bringing them in? Like, she could get two for like $85? Yeah, why is she paying for gas for two when you're... You're hauling them to. Oh, so really should be $75. I could probably do $2 for 90. You probably could.

You for sure could because you're making $25 bucks on each one. Well, also the guy, it's like, there's netting in these. So you could actually, here, to get a little bit more technical, you could put these out in the rain and it's not going to destroy them because each one's individually netting. A lot of the mums you're getting right now on the side by the road. He's convinced me. Oh man, without a top day.

That's a big seller. And then every day you need to water them though for 15 seconds, otherwise they won't live. And then you could also plant them and they'll come back next year. But if you don't plan, I'm just putting them in your doorway. You're good for 45 days. The moms come back next year? Yeah, if you plant them.

What if we put one in the studio? That's what I'm saying. I would just need to water it every day for 15 seconds. 15 seconds. But we're not here on the weekends. You'd have to come in. You'd have to come in. You have to be like one, two, three.

Somebody has to take it home. I've never heard of the seconds, like when you're in terms of water. I've not heard about half of this stuff we've been talking about. The problem with indoors is it is like on the bottom it would leak a little bit. You have to put a little thing on the bottom. How about a net on the bottom? They have these plastic trays, Ray, you can put down there. I know.

I got some of the house. You want to bring a couple to studio and a couple to Amy? Okay. Dude, you're closing? Like, he's freaking selling a siding. I feel like that's how he was with the cable company. You're going to get the garage done too, right? because I'm going to do that. I'm going to get your free of it.

I'm good on mums. What about the studio, though? I mean, right next to that video screen would look really good. I'm afraid to bring anything living in here. Okay. But Amy would like to. And you want the maroon amber. Got you. Is that what we want? $90. If we lean.

And he's going to give you five-bug discount on each one. That's tough, right? Because that's out of your cut, right? Your guy's not getting the discount. He's not doing the discount. Your cut is. No, no, no. That's off the top. So it would be me and him. affected. No, Ray, only you affected. It shouldn't affect him. No, I'm going to take five from him

and five from me. No, no, I don't think that's fair. You're having to do the exact same amount of work. You should be giving her the deal out of your money. Yes. Okay, well, he can hear all this and he'll know then that I try to do as fair as possible. You deal with pumpkins, man? I mean, Ray is quite the salesman.

So you got any squash over there. Come Christmas time, does he have poinsettas? We want a full farmer's market from Ray. Raised black market, farmers market. The pumpkins will last two months. I don't have them yet, but once you cut into them, that's when it's only about a week on the shelf. Let me know. I'd be interested in a pumpkin.

Okay. Honestly, I got to be real. They're not really growing them in our area. I think because the corn crops did so poorly, they really didn't even do the pumpkins this year. Why did the corn do so poorly? It was drought for two months. Do you have any access to large candy canes? No, not at the moment.

You have time, though. Christmas is. Yeah, still a little bit away away. All right, that's it for today. Thank you for being here. as part of the podcast. Thanks for being a part tour. And we will see you on tomorrow's show.

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