The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 2: Keith Urban In-Studio On "Yacht Rock” & His Top 5 KU Songs + Foreign Objects In Butts + Listeners Disappointed In Us

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

Bobby talked about pizza now being delivered by drones. Lunchbox shares how a true crime podcast solved a cold case from the 80s. Keith Urban stops by the studio with two brand-new songs and a whole new vibe. He breaks down his new project that includes collaborations with Little Big Town, The Doobie Brothers, and John Mayer. Keith also teases a full album coming later this summer, how he’s approaching live shows with this new sound, his top 5 Kieth Urban songs and the one lyric he gets asked about the most. We talked about a man who was recovering in the hospital after a metal chopstick became stuck in his throat for eight years. We talked to a listener who worked in a hospital and a patient had a crazy food stuck in their body. We addressed why listeners were disappointed with us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is the Bobby Bones show. Hey Bobby. All right, let's go around the room. I'll go first. Little Cesar's is doing the drone delivery. I just remember thinking about how a lot of the stuff is getting broken because the drones can't actually go on the ground.

They have to drop it from like 10 feet up. I don't want a pizza being all slammed. Yeah. If they drop it, cheese everywhere, pepperoni's everywhere. So Little Cesar's, drone delivery can bring pizza in minutes. They have teamed up with fly treks to have their new high-capacity drone deliver full family

meals in just minutes. The Sky2 drone can carry almost nine pounds of food, which equals two large pizzas, side sodas, and one trip. Yeah, you can drop a soda though. That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's going to get a fizzy or explode. I'm just telling you, if they land these drones, people are going to catch them and take them

in their house. That's it. Unless they do, like, when you steal from the mall, those ink, ink blots blow up. Yeah. Like, if you take this in your house, we have an inkblot and it will blow up. So that's from USA Today's. Do we have that here?

Look at all the padding, though. I don't know. I still feel like the Coke would be all shaking up if they have to drop that thing. Yes, for sure. And that is a massive drone. It doesn't look like one of the little ones that I think about. Oh my gosh. How many propellers?

Okay, well, that's six. Wow. So our delivery driver is going to go away? Well, yeah. I hope not. I think everything's going away. That's terrible. what are people going to do learn how to fly drones uh you know through history

as industry has changed and this has happened many many many times over uh people have had to learn different jobs yeah i know we evolve i mean look at the bank like when you go to the bank like the whole drive-thru is close like there are no tellers in yeah none so annoying really i don't go to the bank yeah like i went the other day to get cash or whatever and i was like that's crazy i was like oh my gosh There's so many people here. And I realized that people parked there because they're closed. They were all parked cars in all the lanes because they're not open. They don't have any tellers.

So if you go inside, you can see somebody? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Really? But what's the rule? Well, because like you go for a deposit, you can do them in the ATM. Yep. You know, withdrawal?

ATM. There's no need to go to a teller. What if I need my prescription, though? Oh, no, no. That's just the bank. You can. You still look. little Walgreens. Okay, okay. Amy.

A Virginia man opened the hood of his car to find out what was causing his dashboard warning lights to come on and he saw a nest of baby squirrels. And it's so cute. And they were living even though he was driving the car? Yeah, I don't know how long they had been there, but he immediately called Animal Services and they came and they got the baby squirrels and put them in a little

bucket to stay warm, but the mom still wasn't coming out. So they used this like sound from the phone, like I guess an app, to make squirrel sounds. And finally the mom emerged because of the noises. And they got her so they were able to keep mom and the babies together. But this reminded me at the time that I had rodent damage on my car. I didn't know I had rodents in my engine area or whatever, but they had nippleed at some stuff. So I took it in and it caused thousands of dollars worth of damage. And all it said on my receipt was rodent damage.

So I set up these little traps in my garage that are friendly. They're not going to hurt them. They're like these clear traps and you put food in and they go in and then they're trapped inside this clear box and then I can set them free. So far I've never caught anything. But I do have three of them set up in my garage to avoid this because this is a cute story. But it was causing the warning sign to go off. But they also can cause a lot of damage.

Have you ever like turn your car? car on and accidentally, like there's animals in your car. How do you know? I'll never forget. I was probably like, I don't know, 16, 17. And my mom was like, hey, well, you move the car and it was cold outside. And I went and turned it on. It was like, it was almost like it started like jid jid, and then I just heard like a big like, and then, yeah. A cat. A cat? Dude, it was like something I'll never, ever forget. And it was so sad. They weren't our cats. I guess they were neighborhood like well or like just cats that are out in the street.

But yeah, it was so cold that they, like, would get in the car because it was warmer in there. I didn't know they were in there. I thought for sure, Mountain Pine, you probably happened to you at some point. It's like now, so what are you just? Why would, I mean, out of country, Mountain Pine and cats, anything? Yeah, I live in a very rural part, but I think that could happen in normal areas.

It could happen anywhere, yeah. I thought for sure, Mountain Pine. Did you think of me? Like, it doesn't matter of the animal. There was another time. in my kitchen, this is my childhood home, we were cooking and we turned on the fan, you know, like above the stove, and like it went like it didn't turn on and then blood just started pouring down.

Wait, what was it? What was it? It was a rat. Dude, that was crazy. So the vent killed the rat? It was like in the vent and then we just turned it on and the fan just went, v-oh. Dude, it was nuts.

That's terrible. Didn't happen to a mountain pine? That's two. Do you have any more? That's it. That's all I got. That's crazy. Lunchbox.

Give me your story. Yeah. What happened to Roxanne? You guys know? Who's Roxanne? Yeah, she was killed back in 1982. Never solved. Couldn't figure it out.

They found the body. She had been murdered. Well, someone started a podcast. Who killed Roxanne? And solved the case. Boom, they made four arrests. How crazy is that? Was it someone who had already done a successful true crime podcast?

Or was it someone who just? Because I always wonder how those take off. Like if you have a history of doing them on a strong feed, but I wonder how many of those people are trying and we never even are exposed to them and they don't solve crime. It was someone in Louisiana. It was just this girl. She was murdered 40 years ago.

You don't know who the podcasters are? No, it doesn't say who it, I can't see who it is. So through their own investigation. What are you seeing? I could easily just Google them and be like, it stands right here, you idiot. To be fair, that's true. No, no, it doesn't say the podcast. name in the article I'm reading.

You look up another article. What's the podcast called again? Who? What happened to Roxanne? No, it's called Who Killed Roxanne? Sorry. I scrolled down. Charles Dowdy is the host.

Yeah, I don't know who. I mean, it doesn't say the name of the podcast. I'm looking at it. I literally just searched it the podcast. Yeah. It's a North Shore Media Group podcast. Charles Dowdy. In February of 82, Roxanne Sharp's body was found near the Covington

Fairgrounds in Louisiana and it goes on from there. How do they do that? You know that podcast we were talking about? Is it one episode? 34 minutes? Multiple episodes. Oh, okay.

Six part series. Boy, Sam? Oh, the podcast just speaking of a podcast made me think of the one we mentioned the other day, but I hadn't listened to it. The Love Trapped with the Bachelor guy. Well, I finally listened to a little bit of it yesterday. Yeah, that's good.

I mean, it's good, but the guy, I cringe. I cringe. He was, okay, so we had the question. I was like, I don't know. He's part of the Bachelor series. He was on The Bachelorette, and then they plucked him from that. He didn't make it.

He got kicked off when there were seven guys left. He got eliminated. And then they brought him back to be the Bachelor, which is rare. Because normally it's... Was he the Bachelor? He was the Bachelor? He was the Bachelor. He was the Bachelor.

He is the Bachelor in history. He even says that. I need to see his... What's his name? Google. Worst, worst. worst Bachelor in history

Clayton No well they have one one Pablo Clayton Eckerd Eckerd yeah let's see what he looks like Go ahead

Clayton Eckers he's 6 5 I know that because he says that about himself He's like I'm I remember seeing this dude quickly he's 33

so wait so he's a big guy so he his bachelor series he ended up having three final girls and he said he was in love with them all

one of the girls dropped out herself because she's like, I can't do this. And the other two girls, he ended up not proposing to them because he wanted to propose the girl that left the show. So it's like a, it's where nothing happened. And he was seen as a jerk because he admitted to all of them, I'm in love with all of you. Okay. So that's his show. Then he decided to move to Scottsdale to live the Bachelor life.

And guess what he wanted to do? He got his real estate license. And he wanted to rent out homes. And he thought an added perk he could do if people who are renting from him. If they wanted their own private reenactment of a rose ceremony. No. That's funny.

That's kind of interesting. He would offer that. That is so lame. Just some. Okay. That's hilarious. If it makes money, it's not lame. A lot of things are you.

I don't understand. What's the point of this podcast? Okay, hold on. I'm getting there. I'm getting there. That was just sorry. Side note. So he tries to do that.

But then the ABC is a bachelor franchise season assist. You can't do that. You can't sell a private rose ceremony. So they cut that. What? So he's lost his business idea. He's just trying to, you know, get into real estate, land a deal. Are you giving away the whole podcast here?

No, I've only listened to episode one. Okay. So you're recreatinging the whole episode one, though. Okay, I won't say no more. So, but what's the point? I just thought y'all would think that was so dushy And you're like, ah, that's not a bad idea. Oh, I think, I don't think it's a bad idea.

It can be douchy, but not a bad idea. Okay. So, the whole thing is, was he tricked into thinking that he didn't have sexual with her and she had a baby? Yeah, that part's known. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, because I went to his Instagram and he's promoting the podcast, so he's not the bad guy in it. No, the girl is crazy. Got it.

The girl is. So he got love trapped. He got love. She claimed that she. If I remember, she claimed that she was pregnant with his baby, but they never had sex. They had physical contact, but they did not have that type of, you know. So what's crazy to me is if that happened to you, if a girl called you and said, 11 days later, I have a positive pregnancy test.

First of all, I say 11 days pretty impossible. And the fact that we didn't have sex, very impossible. Those two together. Right. It's non-zero, but still... Is she claiming that they had sex? No, but she's also saying that we didn't. She knows they didn't.

He knows they didn't, but she's claiming. I'm only on episode one. I don't know. He said, he said, though... Thank God, because she would give us a whole thing. He said, if you think this part... Amy should do a podcast, just doing other people's podcasts. She should be a tribute band of podcasts.

Guys, I'm telling you, all the things I heard in episode one were crazy, but he repeated multiple times to the girl running the podcast. He's like, just when you think... think it's gotten crazy, it gets even crazier. I think that my wife and I could do a podcast based on something that happened in our life. Yes. And it would be as crazy as this. Yeah.

Yeah. And I think this is very crazy. I'm not minimizing his at all. I know. I'm just keeping my mouth shut. Yeah, I think my wife and I could do a podcast on this. I think we could sell it to Netflix as a series. My wife has no interest in it, but we definitely could.

because it's that it is so effed up I think people in a parallel universe will be like can you believe we're having a bone it's crazy one day maybe one day well okay let me you want to do episode two you've already done your story

and you've reenacted the whole first episode of the podcast Lanchoos was talking about a podcast solving a murder and it reminded me to update you that I've listened to the podcast that I told you that I heard it was crazy and I'm confirming it's crazy okay thank you thank you Amy okay I would like to shout out that the podcast is hosted by Stephanie Young

because we were shouting out the creators of these podcasts and it's an I-HR podcast, it happens to be. But I think her... Is it me getting paid and we don't know it? This is how really good influencers do. They fit it in their own. Oh, you making a little side? A little side scratch.

I get nothing from this at all whatsoever. I think her podcast is actually called Glass. Side scratch. It's not a side scratch. I'm telling you. I looked at it. When I got my lashes done yesterday, I walked in and we have the same. Her podcast network is called Glass.

Yeah, her pod, yes. And then I, yeah. So my lash person, we both have the same hair person. I said, we need to listen to Love Trap. She goes, did you get that from? And I was like, yes, yes, yes. So we started it right away. And we both, I mean, we were like, you laugh too because it's so, this guy is very.

Some of his actions are a little funny. Yeah, someone who would go on The Bachelor. Yeah. Yeah. And so. That's weird you can't recreate a rose ceremony. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, they probably own the intellectual property of...

Of just, you get the rose? You could probably do it in a way, but since he's the bachelor. Right. So like they... What you could do is you could change it up to a tulip ceremony. There we go. But it's not the same because it's not specifically what he did. Because you call it a rose giveaway instead of rose ceremony?

Yeah, somebody has lawyers come at you. But even if you're right, it doesn't mean it's not going to cost you money. Because if they sue, you got to get lawyers. So sometimes. He basically was like the Bachelor ruined his life. The Bachelor didn't. His decision to go on there. And not just that either.

The people that were on there. Because had that crazy girl not been on there, it wouldn't matter. No, the crazy girl isn't from The Bachelor. Oh, she's not? No, she's from... Oh, I thought you said it just gave us all story about three people. I know it was telling you why he's known as the war. A bad tribute band.

Wait, no, you didn't let me. You were cutting the off. She's a Green Day tribute band. and she just did say it ain't so by Weezer and weren't confused. No, no, no, no. To clarify, I was trying to give you back story on his bachelor journey. And then I tried to take you when he moved to Scottsdale to party and become the real estate bachelor guy.

But then you're like, are you giving way the whole podcast? So then I quit talking. So I didn't get to- For the record, there was never a moment where you quit talking. No, that's not true. So I didn't get to clarify that she was, she, she hit him up on LinkedIn. That's where all the trouble starts. All right, Morgan, do you have a story?

Yeah, I do. I don't know how to follow that up, though. So Joey Fetone, does everybody know who that is? Hey, are you doing that? The story about Joey Fetone? The baby? Yeah. I was going to bring that up with hers, but I was like, ah, we've done enough.

But, okay, if you're bringing it up, do it. Okay, well, we're already there. We're in this moment. So apparently at the very beginning of when NSYNC was on tour, a woman showed up to his parents' door and said, I have Joey's child. is the baby. This is Joey Faton's baby. This is the baby. And his parents freak out calling him. And he's like, I don't know who this is. And she was relating it to the very first night that EnSIC did a performance back in 1996. And he was like, well, yeah, I don't know. And he's going through his head thinking that this is his baby. So fast forward. And he gets slapped with a paternity lawsuit saying that he needed to go in to do a blood test. And she gave him the birth certificate.

of the baby and that's where he started to piece everything together and saw that his name, basically like the father's name on the birth certificate had been whited out and his name was written on it in a different font. And also from what I remember, because it's from boy band confidential

or whatever the show is. Yes, his series he's doing. So they also had sex like way too early for the baby to it didn't match up the time when they hooked up to her having the baby. But he did have. I believe so. I believe so. But it did Not positive, but I think this is different than yours.

But the timing didn't match up, though. Like the timing doesn't match up, not only timing 11 days, but also they didn't, there's no penetration in that story. But the timing didn't even matter, even if they did. 11 days, you come back with a positive test? So did he do blood work? So no, because once he saw the birth certificate, he found out that she wanted to get a paternity test.

So go with him to get a paternity test and have somebody like a paparazzi, take a photo of them walking in to do the paternity test so she'd get paid for the story. Dirty. Yeah, dirty dog. But that's interesting. But I mean, because if he's in a boy band, I bet you they are just every stop.

It's just another woman. So for him to have to remember what woman he slept with, like, yeah, that's a possibility. That's every band. That's every dude and every band. Every dude and every band. That ain't a boy band thing. That's most dudes in most bands.

Yeah, you're probably right. That's just dudes traveling. How do they do that? But that was like, so the child's probably, what, 30 years old now? I don't know. Right? So, like, does it look like Joey Fetone? I feel like that would be pretty easy.

I didn't see a picture of the kid. Yeah, and this happened a while ago. He was just recalling it in the series. So I'm not sure at what point, like how old he was or whatever. He looks just like Joey and like, well. He's like dancing. Bye, bye, bye, bye. He's in one direction.

All right, Eddie. All right, mine's crazy. So this German guy goes to Egypt. with a couple of family members and they're just vacationing. They go to a hotel and at the hotel there's a snake charmer

that does a show with a bunch of snakes so they're like, let's go. It's part of the hotel state thing, whatever. And the charmer's like, hi,

here's a cobra. And he walks around the crowd showing everyone the cobra. Cobra gets loose. Cobra gets loose. Goes in this German dude's pants. He gets in his pants. Yeah.

Slithers up his pants, bites his leg. The guy dies. in Egypt because he went to a snake charmer show. But he wasn't from Egypt. And now he's Germany. Yeah. Like how crazy is that you go?

And it's part of the hotel. Like, you know, when you check in and they give you like, here, here's a Mai Tai. It's like, part of the hotel. Here's a snake charmer. Watch the show. And then he dies. That's wild. Because a cobra bit him in the leg.

So did it bite him? Like, sorry, was it because of the poison that he died or where he bit him? Poison. Oh. Yeah. They said they tried to get him to the hospital, but it was too late. What are you supposed to do in that case? Are you supposed to try to suck it out?

No. No, because that would be dangerous for you. Yeah. Yourself? Well, I don't, why have I heard that? If I could do that, I'd never leave the house. But if you're like ankle, you could probably suck it up. Not yourself, somebody else.

You could probably do it yourself, too. No, it depends on your arm. Yeah, your arm. Not your leg. But if it's like my thigh, I mean, if I could bend down there. Okay, anyways. It would be awesome. No, you should never attempt to suck out the bent up from a

or any other snake bite, the method is dangerous. It's a medical myth. Okay, medical myth. There you go. All right, we have Keith Urban coming up. We're going to get to him in a second. Let's take a break. Thank you.

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we wanted to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It was the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it?

You know, or taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe. Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Keith Urban. There he is. Hello, Keith Urban.

Hey, we're on now. Hi, Bobby. Keith and I were just starting to talk, and I was like, hold on. We got to go on the air. Yeah. How are you doing? How are you doing? Good to see you.

So, I have questions. Question number one. So you put out these two songs today. Yeah. But I've heard the whole record. Yeah, I send it to you. I know, but have you announced other songs yet? Because I was going to be like, this is one I think is super cool.

But if nobody knows what they are, I don't want to say it. No, yeah, we haven't announced the tracklisting yet. But these are definitely the first two official songs. Can I say one of them, though, that isn't released? I really like. I don't want to spoil it. What do I know? It's your show.

Well, I know. Go ahead. I like, just the two of us. That's awesome. Do you? I think you. Yeah. First of all, such a great song.

Just the two of us. Yeah. Make it a little. So he did a whole album of yacht rock covers. And so the two songs we have now, which we've already, we played them before you came in, we go back in Summer Breeze. Yeah.

And so I was going through the whole thing. I love a cover from like an artist I really like. And so I really like you. Thank you. Yeah. And so then Will Smith did just the two of us. Did you ever hear that version where he raps over it? No.

And then you did this one. Nobody knows about it yet. That's awesome. Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's a good one. There's another one. I won't say any more songs. But I was drawn to a couple.

couple. Thank you. You did one with my favorite artists of all time. There's some collabs on the record. There's actually three collabs on the record. I know all three. I'm not saying. Little Big Town or one of the collapse. Can I say the other ones? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. Doobie Brothers singer Michael McDonald. Yeah. And my favorite artist of all time. Yeah. John Mayer. Yeah. That's the three collabs on the record. I won't say what that one is. And the song with Michael McDonald is the only original song on the record. That's called We Go Back. I didn't know that song. That makes sense. I thought I was just like, knowledgeable in music. Yeah, no, it's a full covers record except for this very first single,

which is called We Go Back. And when we wrote it, I envisioned this, and we wrote it in 2020. So this song's been sitting around for six years waiting to find a home. And when we wrote it, I imagined Michael McDonald's singing the chorus six years ago. How do you save a song for six years? Because obviously, there's an affinity for it, or you wouldn't keep saving it? It wasn't that? I didn't even think I was saving it. I just think, It didn't find, it just didn't have a home to live in yet. And when we made this yacht rock record, my management said, man, it'd be great if you could do a song with Michael, McDonald,

or somebody like that, Kenny Loggins or someone. And I said, oh, it's strange you say that because we wrote this song six years ago, imagining Michael McDonald's singing the chorus. And they said, oh, can you play us the demo? So I played the demo. And Breeland is one of the writers on the song. And so Breeland singing the chorus. And I said, you know, be great if Michael could sing the chorus and they go, yeah, do you think

you could do that for the record? And I'd already mixed, mastered, sequenced and handed in the whole album to the label. And I'm like, for what album? They get this one. What? What are you talking about? And they're like, well, you know, Michael McDonald, you know? And so I went, okay, so within 10 days, I put a session together with the full band,

tracked the song, had never met Michael. met him through a mutual friend, sent him the song, he loved it, he put his vocal on it, we mixed it, we mastered it, we re-sequenced it, resurfaced it and got it all into the label in time. It was insane. Is it still cool to you if you get something back from a Michael McDonald who's singing on a song that you wrote?

Is that ever, is it ever? Yeah. Okay, I didn't know if it ever like. It was surreal talking to him. Yeah. Yeah, the first, because I got his number and I called. He was just the sweetest guy on the planet. It was amazing.

Yeah, that's cool. Why yacht rock? What is yacht rock to you? It's more of a Well the album's called flow state Yeah Very summary looking too And I think that kind of sums up what Yacht Rock is

I think it's not even just about music As it is just a flow state that you get to Will you play covers These songs and live shows? Yeah Yeah we're gonna actually do some Specific underplay shows Where we do the album top to bottom as well

Didn't you and John Mayer do a crossroads together at one point? Yeah we did Back in like 2011 or something ages ago. A long time. Long time. His guitar playing, how is it different than yours? When you see him as an, what do you see that's different than you?

He's got a... Well, he's changed so much since he started with Denko. You know, his palette has expanded. Huge. He's just a... He's just a great player. I can't... I think playing is all about just your life experiences and your essence of who you are coming

through. I got a lot of life experiences and a lot of essence. play. Yeah, you can. No, I mean, I can do like C and G. Well, that's your life experience. Okay, that's my essence. Yeah. My essence is, see, that's a good point. You need to get out more, Bobby. Yeah, that's a good point. And so what, like, who said, hey, let's do a cover record? Because again, I'm sure, you have so much going on in your brain all the time. I'm sure you got a hundred songs that you wrote that aren't covers. Why would you do a cover record? It took on a life of its own because I bought this amazing studio in town. It used to be called The Tracking

room. I've been there. It's awesome. Thank you. Um, and I've recorded here a lot over the years. I was there with you. Yeah, you were. Okay. Just making sure you were. Yeah. No, but thank you. I'm glad you liked the studio. I was like, no, no, I was with you. Yeah. Okay. I'm explaining to the people listening. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Um, and, uh, I had just bought the studio, got it up and running and had to go on tour. So I was frustrated, like I couldn't record. And I thought it'd be fun to do something that is kind of just, just a bit of fun, just a bit of effortless fun, nothing serious. And I was walking around the house singing all these yacht rock songs,

and I thought, oh, maybe we could do one or two of those just for fun, just to kind of break in the studio. And we put a session band together. I called up Dan Huff. He came in. And we did, I think we did, well, I won't say the names of the songs, but we did two songs. And we had such a great time. Dan's like, you got any more?

I was like, okay, so we scheduled another session about, you know, a month later, and we did two or three more. and I thought, oh, well, maybe we've got an EP happening. That'd be fun. And then it just kept growing and growing and before I knew what we had, a whole album. It's cool. Like, I enjoy listening to it.

If I listen to new music, I've got to be in a different place. I got to be listening harder when I listen to new music. Why? Unfamiliar. It's like I can turn the office on and watch it and relax and watch the office. I would say get in a flow state watching the office. Same thing with songs I already know.

Now these are covers, but I already know the songs. So now, there's nothing unfamiliar to me except how you're doing them. So, like, I enjoy a covers record from an artist that I really like. I like, the record's awesome. I really wasn't going to listen to it right before you came in,

but I already listened to the whole thing. Thank you. Yeah, very good. What was surprising to me was, when we were texting, you were on a tour bus. Yeah. Not a plane.

No. That's surprising to me. Why? You're very rich. I got a tour bus, you know? I hear it. you and I like being on the bus sometimes really nice I mean we're playing in Indiana the heck it's perfect for the two of us or it's a short plane ride yeah but anyway yeah okay I was just surprised

I was like what's up you like I'm on the bus I'm like I literally said you're on the bus how many do you guys have do you roll out it's well we're not on a big tour right now like that was last year and I think the next big tour we do will next will be next year so lean and mean right now is your hair darker what yeah doesn't like dark I don't know. Maybe you just wash your hair? Yeah. Okay, it's dark.

Okay, that's what it is. Yeah, or less highlights? Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to like, no respect. He doesn't have color. No, but his hair looks good. It's dark. It looks a little darker today.

Maybe it's like a little wet. Yeah. You just watch it? Yeah. It's definitely a radio question, isn't it? Yeah. No, we got wrong. Everybody's watching this too.

Look at the cameras up here. Got it, yeah. Yes. I just, you know, I feel like I can say, notice some stuff about you. Thank you. Other people can't. He's like, are you fresh out of the shower?

Why, I didn't. What time do you wake up in the morning usually? 6.30. No way. Yeah, 6.37. If you're not doing this, you still wake up that early. Yeah. What time do you go to bed?

As a rock star. 10. 10.30? That's not rock star. We've got to change that. Yeah, but now he's your rock. Believe me, that flips real quick and we start touring. That's a toodle 10 sort of thing.

Do you get into tour shape before a tour? Will you train? Like your cardio or does that happen at all? Yeah. I just try to maintain that while we're off the road. What does that mean? What is your regimen? Just five days a week of sort of core and cardio and just staying, getting good, good sleep.

You do a treadmill? No, I don't do treadmill. You run down the road? No, I don't, I don't run, actually. I've never run. I don't like running. I used to stick on the back of my truck. You know they have the miles that people have run?

I had a stick in the back of my truck that says 0.0, I don't run. It's literally what is it. Fun fact, I've seen you hike before, but I didn't say anything. Huh? I've seen you hiking before, but I didn't say anything. She walked by you during a hike. Well, I'm not going to say. All right.

We're going to blow you up. We're going to blow your spot. But it's a cool. It's a, I saw you hiking. I like going for long walks. It's good. Yeah. Absolutely.

It'd be fun if you ran and you played guitar. We saw you running down the road playing guitar like you were getting in shape. That would be the best way to work out. If you're running and you're playing and you're playing the treadmill. Yeah. Yeah. You have headphones on and you're running and you're playing the guitar while you're running to get in shape for tour.

That will be fun to see. I do have to pace a set list for that. Because you come out of the gate on fire and your adrenaline's rushing. I've learned not to do a vocally controlled song second or third because it's not going to happen. Because you don't have breath? You got to work your way back too.

It's like you come out and then it kind of goes down and then it starts to peek back up again. And then once it goes back up, it'll go for hours and hours after that. Kind of a weird thing to put out two songs on a Wednesday. Was there any strategy to that? What's better? Three songs on a Thursday? Great question.

Wasn't prepared for that. Usually, though, it's just a Friday. Yeah. We might have some sort of performance connection happening. Oh, yeah, there's a pop-up show tonight. That's right. Do you say where it is? I don't know.

I mean, I don't know if you want me to. Do we announce it now? I don't know what I'm supposed to announce. I couldn't say the names of all the songs. It's insane. I actually don't know if I'm supposed to announce where we're playing or not. Yeah, they can?

Or no. Yeah, whatever's listening on that page, you're good to say. Yeah. Oh, cannery. I got it. Okay, that's good enough. We're playing at the shannery. On this pop-up show, are you playing these songs?

Yeah, the whole album, top to bottom. So then people are going to know all the songs because they're going to record it and put it out. That's okay. I said one song and you wanted to punch me. I didn't want to punch you. Oh, okay. I never want to punch you. All right.

Who would want to punch that face? Oh, so many people. Really? So many people. Why? Why would they want to punch them? Mostly because I have. Sweet face.

Thank you. They're just jealous. It's really. Face of a new father. What else? Anything else happening with you? Got any new tattoos? No new tattoos, no.

No. No, but I got a really cool picture of us from when I first moved to town. You didn't know me yet. I didn't know you yet, but we were doing something brand new. And as I got my first tattoo and that, is that a bird? What's on the inside of your life? Oh, here? Yeah.

Well, it's, what's curious about it is over the years it's been constantly referred to as a Phoenix, but it's actually a Thunderbird. Okay. Even I call it a phoenix in one of my songs because Thunderbird was too many syllables But it's really it's a Hopi Indian Thunderbird The picture is you holding that out and me holding out my first tattoo My baby tattoo? Yeah

And so I got a bunch now I'm like you I'm covered in them You would think I was from an island I have so many You ever see like the rock? He's got a full Oh yeah That's what I am you ever watch wrestling? That's your resemblance to the rock is the tattoos Yeah Do you ever watch wrestling at all?

My dad used to watch it when I was in Australia and you know back in the day with like uh Andre the giant and all that lot that's old school yeah very old school okay um I'm excited for the full when are you putting the full record out uh haven't got a date yet but it's definitely this summer next next few months hopefully and it's called flow state because it just makes you feel it's easy yeah because it's you don't have to be on a boat for these yacht rock songs to connect you know you could be in a myriad of places so it's really just a flow state record. Have you seen the yacht rock documentary on HBO Max? I have. Isn't it great? Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean that that's where like the Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald and how it really

wasn't called yacht rock until some guys way later named it that. Yeah. They kind of defined the genre. Way after the fact. Way after the fact. They just found this common thread between a lot of the music. But I also like the fact that recently they've referred to things as being not rock as well, songs that don't fall into the yacht rock. Did you say not rock? Not rock. Yeah. And, A, you write the same spelling as yacht, but not. Not. Not. So not rock. From the same era.

Same era. So songs that might fit into the category, but not really. So is it yacht rock or not rock? Yeah. But you did all yacht rock. Yeah. Yeah. If you were to list your top five songs, one through five, your all-time favorites.

I want to walk me through one through five, number one, your all-time favorite song that you've cut and put out. That I've cut and put out? Yeah. Yeah, your songs. Top five Keith Urban songs. Number one. I know.

I know it's hard. Yeah. I know, but we need it. Yeah. What's yours? Cat. The cat and the sweater song? You don't think of me.

I just called it cat and I knew what it was. The song's called You'll Think of Me and you went cat. I'm like, cool. Got it. That, at our wedding. By the way, it is cat and not cap. It's the most common question I've been asked my entire career. Is it cap or a cat?

Take cat Leave my sweater So enunciate And just slightly sing that one line Take your cat and leave my swim That's not even unciate enough Really enunciate the cat Do it again

Take your cat And leave my sweater That's it now everybody knows No doubt Should have put a meow in there as well Just to really seal the deal And action You did the

Take your cat And leave my There you go That's what we That's what we should have had And it would have been a multi-week number one. That was the difference. What a shame.

It definitely would have been very clear. I'm going to put that at number two. I've got to do a different one. That's number one. God whispered your name. We put that at our wedding. My wife and I. And God whispered your name.

Cat sounds working all your songs. He works in all of them. That's number one. Okay. Number two, you'll think of me. I like all your slow stuff. I know people love, and I know you love playing the high energy stuff. For me, it's all Keith Urban.

It's like with kids. jams. Yeah, I like all the love songs. All the buckle polishes. I don't know what that means. That's a slow song when you're dancing on the dance floor and it polishes the buckle because you're so close to your girl. Oh, I've never heard of that. Has anybody heard of that? Never.

Oh, yeah. Now you'll know what kind of song it is. I've definitely polished my buckle though. Eddie, you have not. On the dance floor? Yeah. You have it. You have it. Let me look. I've got to pull up the whole library here. What about break on me? A little break on me.

Thank you. What about blue ain't your color? Thank you. A little too fast for me. Too fast. Dang, dude. That's. You did Leanne Rhymes right there.

No, I didn't. I did. No, I was doing blue ain't your color. Do it again. Oh, now. Okay. That's it. Looks good on that knee.

That's it. Don't ask me a cat. That's what everybody sings. Tonight I don't want to cry. Yeah. Why am I doing you? I'm telling you. What is your favorite Keith Urban song?

I don't, honestly, I swear I don't have a favorite. It changes a lot through tours. When we sometimes, I go back into the catalog and find songs we haven't done in a long time and I fall back in love with it. Like, we do days go by, and I maybe love it more than I've ever loved it in my life. Why? I don't know. It's got a muscular potency and truth to it that's just timely. and it's really fun to play.

Stupid boy. I love playing that. Do you have any hits? I'm really lucky because when I write a set list out, there isn't one song that I have to do that I don't like, not one. And I know so many artists that are like, all right, let's do that one and get it over with.

I don't have any of those. But do you have any of you don't put on the list that are big hits? Well, yeah. Like what? Well, it depends. I mean, there's a lot of songs that we, I mean, we haven't done tonight.

tonight I want to cry. We haven't done that in forever. That's a good one. I'd probably leave if they're like, he's not doing it. I'm out. Well, there's also so many, there's only so many slow songs

you can do in a two-hour set. So if you got cop car and messed up as me and stupid boy, and I mean, you've got a lot of slow songs at some point. Can I suggest something? Yeah. An entire tour of just buckle polishing

song from Keith Thurban. Oh, that's the name of the tour. Yeah, buckle polishing all night long. Keith Thurban polishes your buckles all night long. Oh, yeah. It's mostly there. Okay. Yeah.

Which would you like us to play? We go back or summer breeze fully. We already tittled with them a little bit. Yeah. Well, being such a Michael fan, I mean, you can play a bit if we go back. We already played a bit. Do you want the whole thing? Oh, sure.

If you want, yeah, get to hear Michael. Yeah. Okay. All right. So you're doing the pop-up show tonight. Yes. And that's pretty exciting. Do you like playing the smaller rooms occasionally?

Oh, yeah. Why? Just the intimacy and the, like, the proximate. If the crowd could be like a foot from my face, I would be thrilled. And if people want to buy tickets, can you... I think you just got to get them at the door.

It's a first come kind of deal, yeah. So if you're in Nashville, and did he say where it was? He did. Well, kind of. He said it at night. Canary ballroom. Yeah.

Okay. And you can get tickets tonight at the door. And this is Keith Urban. And the music's really good. Thank you. So are you going to do a new original album this year, though, then? Is that you putting this out? I'll start writing at some point for that, yeah.

sometime before because I don't know how much longer I got here honestly I want to be like a main person in a video like a significant role I've never been in a video purposefully I've been asked like hey I do this I want to be a minute when you have like a good role for me

I want it so when you imagine that what do you see what would be the idea of a movie I know I like it in videos where people break down and talk for a second and like the music's going on and then it stops and I'm like yeah get you get you papers

now oh my god I'm a newsy now Keith Dubbins Get your papers Watch him in concert I don't know you're black I don't know why I went back to like the 50s But if that ever comes up Think of me

Oh I will I'll be in newsy Oh I will In music video Yeah I'll see it crystal clear Okay What colors this guy in your world Buffy I'm colorblind

Significantly So I honestly don't think We even know if we see the same colors Ah So we have no way to see Through another person's eyes Right So you're red maybe my blue

but every descriptor you've ever heard of red actually matches my descriptors from blue. So I don't know. We could at least point to your hat and say that's red, right? That is correct. Okay. For a lot of the reason is that on the tags,

it tells me it's red. My whole life I've had to like organize clothes by colors. Right. Red's pretty good though. I know red, when it gets blue, green, black, it all looks the same. Really? Mm-hmm.

And I still can't play a guitar even with all that life experience. That's amazing. I know. I wish you could play guitar. All right, there he is. Two songs out now. Pop-up show tonight, if you're in Nashville,

stream the two songs, and this summer we'll get the whole album. Always love seeing you. Thanks for coming on. You too, Bobby. There he is. The wonderfully talented. Do you smell good today? He does.

We smell them. I'm smell blind. He smelled blind. Smell blind. It smells, you've switched it up, though. Yeah, this one's a little different. Stronger. Are you guys serious?

No, I wouldn't say strong. Like, it's a different sense. though. Do you change sense during the year? Do you have like a fall scent and spring scent? No, not for, not seasonal base, but just I like blending things. They'll take several, several different things. Now that you're known for smelling good, do you feel like now you always have to smell good? Because that's kind of your thing. No, I just like smelling good. My dad always did. So that's how I grew up. Yeah, my dad always smelled good. Even though he was where, I think he just wore brute. That was it. When I wore a clone, it was a little green bottle of brute. First clone ever bought at

Walmart. Yeah. It was awesome. It works. I don't know. So you do your own concoction. Yeah, I put several things together. You do? That's what he just said. He mixes it up. I thought he does a different one every day.

He mixes it up. No, no. Layer it. He probably layers. He's got beakers in his house and he's a chemist. No, probably just squirt, squirt. No, it's good because if you layer, then you sort of, it becomes your own thing. That's why I've never smelled what I'm smelling right now.

It's good. I just, it's a new scent. Yeah. Or something. All right. There is a smell hour. The smell minute with Keith Thurban. All right, there he is.

Keith Arvin, everybody. Nice job. Thank you, guys. This is Dr. Irwig calling from Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston. I wanted to let you know a little bit about the testosterone testing that was done. That's my specialty. So testosterone levels vary throughout the day. And so it could be 300 at one point, 500 or another point, you know, 400 at another point.

So one level doesn't really tell you too much. and if one person has a testosterone of, let's say, 600, and another person has a testosterone of 500, it doesn't mean that the person with the testosterone level of 600 is any more masculine than the person of 500. We're going to disagree, doctor. That's great information. A doctor who studied this their whole life.

It's probably, like, he probably has to tell patients that because would they come back? And does a doctor understand the art of a bit? No. No. Like, it's a, that we do. And I'm sure he's right. But lunchbox could have been lower.

Eddie could have been higher. Yeah. Lunchbox could have been higher. Eddie could have been lower. I could tell you though like at 2 o'clock, one o'clock, I'd be peaking for sure. I would say that a baseball player, one single at bat does not tell you if they're a Hall of Fame player or not. But that at bat still counts. Right, right.

You guys took an at bat, took some swings. Lunchbox hit a single. You struck out, bud. I sure did. Eddie's appealed though earlier. And tomorrow. I think we're going to have your results for the second one. Good. All I want is justice here. That's it.

Or is the excuse? But I agree. On what? I agree that there's a lot of excuses. But I do think this one, you are justified in at least questioning it. No, I'm not saying yours is going to be better. Eddie did two tests. The first one came back in conclusive.

And then he took a second test. And then we got the results. I assumed that was the second test results. But the results are from the first. first tests. Yes. They finally found that's weird. Which is weird. It goes from inconclusive to, we got it. Well, they kept testing it. They were like,

it's got to be in here. And if you test it three times, either you're searching real hard, like you're looking under every stone. Tomorrow, we will have your results for the second test, but it might be lower, and I'm going to warn you, if it's lower, prepare for the wrath. I'm just going to freely let them go. Who, Amy, and Lunchbox? And if it's higher, then Justice has been served.

Yeah. If it's higher, I will allow one final appeal. from lunchbox to both have it happen again. Wait, what? Then they go at it again? This one will never end. Like the doctor said. But we'll know tomorrow.

We'll get your results back for the same. I know I'm not a doctor, but my limited knowledge from different videos I see on Instagram. Yeah, I'm anxious to hear. Go ahead. I do believe the guys drew their blood in the morning. Correct, boys? I'm not a morning person.

I think... Or more of a boy than him. You're more of a boy. He's more of a man. Have you seen any results? Let me tell you my limited knowledge. Go ahead. He's saying later in the day he probably would have had more. I have heard men's testosterone is higher upon waking up than when going to sleep.

And they had it at the same time. And you all had it at the same exact time. And what did you hear this from? The internet. Limited knowledge of people talking, which you say your libido is high. And I think it's why a lot of times men prefer in the morning than at night. Okay. Ray, hit me with that next one.

You know, when I first started listening to y'all, Punchbox just annoyed me, and it was like, what's wrong with this dude? And over the course of time, he's good looking. The price was right to field the deal. There's been some videos of him dancing, and I'm just like, man, his life is one lucky woman because, man, I would totally date him. Yeah, have a good day. Totally get it.

That's how a lot of women feel. She's referring to Daniel then. She saw my friends. That shirtless video, though, in Atlanta when he was dancing on tape, that was lunchbox. 100% lunchbox. Thank you. I mean, I appreciate it. And I'm glad that you finally realize, you know, sometimes people don't get it at first and then they, like, see me and they start looking at me more.

Like, that dude really is hot. He's got it. And I do have it. So. There is somebody for everybody. That's right. Would lunchboxes be considered for people that like lunchboxes, would that be considered like a fetish? Oh, yeah, because it's a very specific.

It's a very specific. Unique. Yeah. Well, same with Eddie. I mean, if you like someone with low tea, it's a fetish. Okay. It's a stretch. There's a guy that was in the hospital because he had a chopstick stuck in his throat.

Oh. And that chopstick was ever eight years. How? Like a piece of a joystick? Yeah, I would think so. Otherwise, it looks like a bow and arrow coming out of your neck and arrow. Doctors in the city were stunned when a 46-year-old man came to the hospital complaining of severe throat pain. an x-ray revealed a five-inch,

okay, but five inches. That's not much, but it says metal chopsticks. So that's got to be a broken metal chopstick, right? But how do you break metal? I don't know. I'm looking at it. It's down.

So it's not like coming out forward of your throat. It's like he swallowed it and it goes down the angle of like your spine. That's vertical. Is that right? That's a good way to say that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I wouldn't imagine.

and it was horizontal. It's a, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah. So they were like, hey, do you have any idea what this is? And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. He knew. A metal chopsticks? He accidentally swallowed a chopsticks eight years earlier while eating.

That's what shocked me is that they were like, any idea. Oh yeah, of course, it's a chopstick. This doesn't sound right. He swallowed something else. I don't know what it is. No, I see it. But you're saying, you're telling me, a metal chopstick broke. broke. No, I think

if the whole thing's only five inches, that's a teeny tiny chopstick. Yeah, I mean mini chopstick. So he has a mini metal chopstick. Yeah. I just show. You think he's doing like dirty stuff and puts a chopstick down to push it out? I don't know. I have my metal straw here right now. I don't know how it's like

Do it. Do it. Do it. I don't know that it. Does that look broken to you, Mike? Yeah, it's a little broken at the end. At the time, he felt choking pain but said he could still breathe. Doctor said surgery would be risky. He decided to live with it instead. And for years, he did just that.

He put up with the occasional discomfort. That changed recently when it started to be more painful. Pain killers didn't help. Doctors found the chopstick had not caused much major damage, but more it could have injured blood vessels or surrounding tissue at any time. Dude, I'm telling you that, yeah, it looks like it's split off. And he didn't want to seek medical help? No, no, he did. That makes more sense.

Well, he went in and was like, I swallowed a chopstick the first time. Oh. And they said it'd be risky. And he's like, all right, all good. I just live. I think you go for the risk there. That's why the second time he's like, oh, you mean the chopstick? This whole thing?

I said, no, I had this a long time ago. When I get a new shirt, and he was like, did you get a new shirt? No, no, no, I've had this forever. I just searched up mini steel chopsticks. I think it's broken. Obviously, but it says they are designed to not break. They're extremely durable. Which metal usually is.

It could have also been a broken chopstick he was using. Yo, okay. Yo! Now we're talking. Wow, some people just perplex me. You go in and they say it's risky and it's not hurting that bad. Okay. Like some people get shot and they leave their bullets in them.

That's because it's more dangerous to remove. That's what they just said. That's what just happened here. I get that part. That's why he's like leave it thing. Don't are stuck on it. We're in two different places. I'm like,

You don't say. I'm like, how does this happen? And why are you eating with a five-inch jumps? The crazy parts when people get stuff stuck in their butt, they have to go in and get that stuff out. That's embarrassing. That's wild. Because you know, as you're like cowboy walking into the hospital,

you know you're about to have an embarrassing conversation. Okay, but I have heard that you need to not have shame. When you go, the ER doctors, they've seen it. They'd rather save your life than for you to be in pain. And the increase of people showing up at the hospital for this type of thing is around Christmas time because there's a lot of Christmas tree-shaped things. And you can see how that's more appealing. Christmas tree-shaped thing?

And I can see how that's more appealing. If you go to the arts and craft store, they have a lot of- So you go to Hobby Lobby and you go, hmm, that looks like it would be right up my butt. Yes. Dr. Beach Gym 10, I follow her. She's got millions of followers on Instagram, and she actually did a PSA. she went to like Hobby Lobbys or Michaels, and she showed all the different objects that she sees in the ER. They could be stuck in your butt?

Yes. And she told people, like, she was like, look, this is not really what I want to do, but look, this is your thing. This is going to be the more safe option. Because if people are doing it, she wanted to help them, because she sees it in the ER, and then she sees the shame. So she also wanted to create awareness of like, you better come in immediately. You better come in immediately.

Because it could be. It's life-threatening. I agree. I'm going to agree with everything you're saying. I think even when I tore like a part of, would it be my rectum? When you tour on the Peloton?

On the Peloton? Yeah, my BH. So that, there's some shame there just because they have to go in and like put their fingers inside your butt. Right. And that's just weird. And nobody likes that,

but they do it all the time. So I'm going to say, though, if there's a candy cane stuck in your butt. Right. And you go in to the doctor. You should go in and hopefully, your life needs to be saved. But if you don't think once you leave,

the doctor's telling another doctor, we've got three candy canes today. What a day this is. It's crazy. It's Christmas time. Yeah, yeah. They're seeing it and you need to go and get it fixed, for sure.

Because the health should outweigh the shame. Yes. But if you don't think there's like, bro. I mean, somebody had the star at top of their Christmas tree firmly planted inside their buttocks. What a day.

That's going to be talked about. And they're not going to get a little giggle. Yeah. But that's what she was trying to say, we're not going to, she's trying to welcome people. No, and they should. I agree. It's hard. It's weird to go in with your butt.

It's vulnerable. Yeah, and be like, this decor is up there. And you could say it was a dare. It was a dare. Who are you playing truth or dare with? Isn't it better to Christmas? Christmas, truth or dare? Okay, guys.

Is it better to say it was a dare than your own? curiosity. I don't think it matters to them. I don't think a backstory matters when you go in and you've got Rudolph, a plastic Rudolph jammed up your butt. I don't think it matters. They're all, they're all like porcelain shaped Christmas trees. She actually said, stay away from anything glass.

There's a lot of glass trees. Of course. Obviously, stick with something more rubber based. Right. Yeah. Okay, well, that kind of went off the rails. Our phone number is 87777 Bobby

You're welcome to call 877 77 B-O-B-B-Y Morning studio This is Lisa calling from Austin, Texas I just wanted to say Bobby, stop being a hater I feel like y'all are really bashing on Eddie

about the voiceover thing And I mean if that's the direct she wants to go Then let them go there Stop looking at all the negatives you and Amy. I'm kind of disappointed in you guys. But have a great day. I still love the show. Wow, guys.

Thanks. You got a backer. Now you're a hater too. I was not. You definitely hated to. No, I never, but, but, but Eddie, uh, did a voiceover on a podcast. I thought he was doing a voice. I didn't know he was doing his own voice.

That was my only point. I'm still another character. I'm Dan Dan the weather, man, but it's in my voice. Now you're a dinosaur. Huh? Same voice. No, no, no. If I was a dinosaur.

Oh, now you're a bird. Okay. Wow. All right. You change so quick. Now you're a head coach in the 40s of football team. No, no. Impressive.

But I'm sure Dan, Dan the Weatherman has more animation with Eddie's voice. And he has a different storyline than my personal storyline. That's all. Where we get... Wait, he's not a dad? Is he a dad? He's not a dad.

He's married. Eddie did a voiceover on like a podcast, and then we just thought he was going to be doing like a voice, like an animal voice, but it was just him talking. Got it. Good luck, buddy. Thank you. We all root for each other.

Thank you. Good luck there. I do want to go to Kelly who lives in upstate New York Now I was talking about my experience When my mom died and they were Just like you should get the nicest casket She'd love it

You should get the most expensive urn She'd love it And I was like man it's like pressure I've never felt before And you're mourning because somebody just died So you just go okay And so that was my one experience And Amy had

Yeah I did a casket with my mom And an ashes box with my dad So Kelly's on and I'm glad she is because she is your son's a funeral director, Kelly? Yes. Yes. So in my story, does that reflect your knowledge of the industry?

No, not at all. Actually, I have two sons that are funeral directors and my brother-in-law. My son's actually fifth generation on my husband's side. But my one son owns a funeral home in upstate New York, and I help him out there once in a while. and he is actually very well respected for servicing his families and not being that you got to get the most expensive. You have to, you know, all income levels of families that he services. And he's very, like I said, well respected and does not do that pushy, sleazy kind of car salesmen

push on on funerals. So I just didn't want the whole industry to be, you know. I'm glad you called. No, seriously, I'm glad you called. Yeah, it's a valid point. And that's why I put you on

because that was just my story and it's good to know that is that kind of known, Kelly, that some people do that though? It is. It is. And there are, you know, especially now

some funeral homes are like corporate. it. They've kind of gotten away. He's, you know, a locally owned funeral home. And those are the guys that really are your good guys. Not because the others are bad, but, you know, when you're a corporation, you're just pussy and it's all about the money. You're pushy. Yeah, I thought she said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pushy with the age. Yes, that was the close one. Does your son, does he always have to talk very quietly all day at work?

Yeah, kind of. Yeah, that'd be true. You're, you know. When you're with families, of course. Yeah. It'd be weird if you were going in and you hear them in the background, they'd like, oh, you said gaming the lines last night, whoa! And they walk out like, hmm, hi, sorry, that feels.

Kelly, I'm glad you called because my one story does not reflect the entire industry. So I'm glad you can share that. Thank you. I love you guys, listen to you every morning. Thank you. Have a great day. I want to go to Stephanie in Houston. We were talking about this guy had a chop stick in his throat if you missed the last segment.

And then we started talking about when people have to go in because they have stuff in their butt to the doctor. And then Amy gave us a PSA. Like, don't let shame get you. Stephanie, you are on. Hey, long time listener. Hey, studio. Hello. What's up, Stephanie?

I was just calling to say that yes, it absolutely happens and they absolutely talk about you after you leave. Excuse me. I was working in a smaller town hospital and there was someone who had a sweet potato at their bum that the doctor had to remove in the ER. And I worked labor and delivery and we knew about it. So, yeah. Travels. They do. Yes, word does travel.

but what was funny about it was the next day one of the nurses from the ER had gone home made a sweet potato pie and put it on the doctor's desk the next day. Oh no. That's messed up. But not with the sweet potato. Not with the OG potato because that would be the ultimate.

I mean, the shape of sweet potato. Amy, they're huge. It also, well, not all. They're very. But also, I say this, that shows you the amount of shame that you shouldn't have because they also just are like, that's funny. Yeah, but the whole.

hospital knows or the whole doctor's office. But they don't put a picture of your face up with a sweet potato on it. I bet you see him later at the post office. He's like, that's the guy. For sure. You still have to go in, though. Because if it's a small town? I know.

Small town sweet potatoes, that gets you in trouble. Or maybe you drive to the nearest town. Oh, crap. That stuck. How do you drive? Leaned on one to sheep. I don't know. Yeah, it's got to be hard if that's like your thing.

Stephanie, thank you for sharing that story. I hope you have an awesome day. Thanks, guys, y'all too. Bye. Bye. Yeah, I, again, say your health is more important than letting your shame keep you from fixing your health. Yeah.

Just a shameful place. There's a bunch of just a shameful place. I was riding a Peloton going up and down, up and down. And it's like, oh, oh, that hurt so bad. And then I took a bath. Like my bats. I was like, oh, that hurts so bad. And then you have to go in.

And she's like. Yeah, but if you had to pick going, for that or the other you're going for that. If I had a sweet potato, I'd go on with a wrestling mask on. I got to leave it on. I'm a wrestler. I'm going to be a luchador today. Say it was part of your act.

It went wrong. I do this magic trick where I pick things up with my toes and my butt. The one with the butt got a little out of control. Well, never mind. This is going too far. Yeah, it's too far. If you had to stop yourself, it's too far. No, it's from a doctor.

though. I think we're good. We're good. Well, no, but. No, don't. You stopped yourself and you keep saying, well, no. Because it's informative and it's not actually, but I didn't know the way that our body is designed. It sort of is designed to go, so that's.

Like the bank machine when you stick the thing in there? So that's what happens is sometimes people realize how quickly it's going to get lost. Mine's designed differently. The opposite way? No, I know you would think, but it's not. Hey, there were a lot of listeners disappointed in you. Wait, why? Why? For that? No, not for that. I'm not disappointed in you, but how you reacted when Nettie Teba's low. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. Yeah. I could, I didn't. Why did you do that, Amy? Because I could not stop laughing because you thought you were going to be higher. Yeah. And then it was like, this is what we do. But then Lounge Vox's jokes were pretty solid. And I was, so I was laughing already. And then Lungewax was being funny. So then I was laughing at that. And then once I was laughing at that. And then once. Once you start laughing like that, you can't stop.

Right? Like a frigging pringle. Right. Once you pop, you can't stop. Like you were laughing too. Yeah, I'm not as hard as you, Amy. I was trying to keep it on track. It was funny.

And it wasn't at anyone's expense because they both put themselves up. Excuse me? It wasn't. Yeah, yeah. You both were laughing at me. Yeah, but you signed up for it. It easily could have been him. You both put yourself up at risk.

Right, but it wasn't him. But it could have been and you would have been laughing at him. Like all's fair. Yeah. And then and then laughing as. contagious and then I knew we shouldn't be laughing so it just kept making me laugh more

and I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. That's what we do on this show. If you would have been laughing, he would have just shared it oh my testosterone's been low out of nowhere and you started laughing like that, maybe. Right. But it wasn't. They did a segment where they gave blood to a paramedic to see who had the higher testosterone. Yeah, you gave him the numbers and he was like, oh, I'm going to be 932 or whatever.

Wouldn't you have said the same thing? With confidence? Confidence. You got to go in thinking you're... Sure, yes, go confident. But then it wasn't even the three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you guys saw me. I was like, oh, this is so sad.

And you guys kept laughing. Yeah, we couldn't stop. A little bit, a little bit. I watched the clip, though, back. I laughed hard. The clip is funny. Okay, so we'll have some new results for Eddie, hopefully tomorrow for a second draw that we did. Otherwise, you guys can hit us up.

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