The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 2: Our Office Christmas Party Drama! + Morgan Spills The Tea On Lunchbox + Listener Bryan Scares Lunchbox

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

Bobby gets the recap of the drama from our Office Christmas Party last night where Lunchbox made things weird. We each share one story from the party including food complaints, Amy feeling awkward and Lunchbox stealing from gift bags. Eddie shared a story of a scam that targets people with missing pets. We talked about how flying cars might be coming soon. Morgan spills the tea on Lunchbox for interrupting a work meeting to get a sponsor for an event. Caller Bryan shares his story with cancer that freaks out Lunchbox. We also bring up people getting mad over Morgan bringing treats for people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is the Bobby Bones show. Let's go. They ended up firing this guy because he was taking bathroom breaks every day that were like an hour. Like did he have, does he have stomach issues? Didn't really say he did take one break.

That was four hours. Oh, that seems excessive. You might as well put up a tent. But he was. was in the bathroom. Like they knew he was in the bathroom. Because they looked at the footage, like the CCTV. Was he going in there to take a nap? Four hours. That's a whole bed. That's not even a nap. That's a full sleep. But yeah, a guy was fired after his company caught him taking extremely long bathroom breaks. One of them lasting four hours. Records show he took all these bathroom

breaks that stretched beyond normal. What's normal? Ten minutes? What's normal? I mean, I'm in and out in 30 seconds, so I don't know. Different for girls. Okay. We take pride in our bathroom breaks. For you guys? Three minutes? Oh, I can't even tie my shoes in three minutes.

The average, I think, would be five. That would be the average. I guess if you're averaging with P. Yes. Yeah, because that brings it down. Yeah. The court sided with the employer because he sued, but ordered the company to pay him a smaller amount of $45,000 because they failed to give him proper notice before

firing him. But yeah, they wouldn't watch the surveillance footage of his long absences. I mean, was he getting his work done? From Indy TV. It doesn't say, I don't think you can. Unless you're going on with a laptop. Which is probably frowned upon. My wife gets grossed out if I do that at home. If I go on with a laptop, she knows him to be in there for a while. Then that thing just sits in the kitchen. And it's been in the air. In there. Guys, also, it's not good to sit there for that long. It's just not good.

I hear you. I get it. It's also not good to binge watch seven episodes at a time. You mean for like our body? Correct. Yeah. I I do a lot of stuff not good for me. Okay. Well, this is just one of those things. It was one area you could work on. How was the Christmas party last night? It was good.

It was really good. So everybody went, except me and movie Mike. Yeah. I'm pretty sure, yeah. We were all there. I have a pregnant wife. Do you know how often I use that and she has nothing to do with it? But it works.

No one's going to question that. Yeah, but spouse, it wasn't, it was no plus ones. Oh, that's true. Yeah, but I needed to be there just in case. Oh, good point. Yeah. No, I get that. I think the baby had hiccups.

last night. You feel that? Does that happen? That's what she said. She doesn't think the baby has hiccups. Does that happen? I don't know. I don't remember that.

But I mean, yeah, why wouldn't it happen? I don't know if a baby can have hiccups in there. But that's why I knew the baby was possibly going to get hiccups. I didn't go. So I apologize. The party was at somebody's house? It was upstairs in the, like a residential lounge. You had to come to work to go to a party?

We got to go high up, like to the top floor. I'll be. You got to go in an elevator. Yeah, it was some pretty large. It was nice. I'm kidding. It was really nice. Yeah, I mean, there's Christmas tree set up. What was the hook of the party? Like, why, why did you go? Well, we go every year. No, but like, what's there that's cool? You get a gift bag?

Oh, drinks? You get a gift bag? Yeah, there's drinks, there's food. There's... No plus one? Conversation. What was in the gift bag? I mean, if there was like a game or anything, there was that game. There used to be like, we used to have big parties where they get away TVs and stuff. No, no, no, no. No. No, no, no, no. You do get a gift bag, though.

What wasn't a gift bag? Homemade cookies, a lottery ticket. I got like a shot glass. A glass. Yeah. A highlight of the party? I mean, just seeing everybody, but lunchbox just definitely a dominated conversation with his testicle. Would you say hijacked?

No, you know, he's just loud. And I will say people were asking him about it. But as much as he went on and all, like, it just was like a lot. Like it just was like a lot And we're all sitting there like eating and drinking And he was just like oh So swollen And then you're just picturing his testicle

And then At one point I thought he was going to go back behind the bar And just show Scooby Steve Party trick That would be fun Yeah because I was like yeah Let's just scuba just examine it and let us know Like because

I guess now I'm curious too We've heard so much about it I don't want to look but It's hyped up his testicle We need to know how severe it is because January 12th is too far away for an appointment. I agree. Your favorite part of the party last night? Leaving.

It wasn't good. No, I don't understand. I feel like we're on a hidden camera show or something because every year we show up and they say they're going to have food and the chicken tenders are frozen every year. Like why are we getting frozen food? That's sandwiches too. Yeah, that looked like they'd been sitting on the show for about six months. They were all soggy. The bread soggy was like.

What? Okay. No, no. Were the chicken tender's ice cold, frozen? They were cold. They weren't frozen. They were out. They were out, so of course they were going to get cold. No, no, no. So the temperature got them.

Yes. They were room temperature. They were not room temperature. You could have put them in your drain to cool down your drink. That's a lie. Such an exaggeration. That's ice. Chicken tender ice.

That's exactly what it was. Like they pulled them out of the box and just put them on the tray. It's just like, huh, man. So you didn't have fun. No, I didn't really understand. I thought, okay, we moved it from someone's house. to hear. So we're closer to restaurants where we are in an industry where we have clients that are restaurants. We could ask them, hey, would you provide some food for us? Instead,

we go and get frozen chicken tenders. And it's every year. Guys, is it every year? We had chicken tenders last year. Were they frozen last year? I don't remember. Yes. Don't, don't play all. Right to party. At the party, you were making fun of the chicken tenders too. Now we have the microphone. Is that true? No, I don't think I have a comment. Hey, Scooper wasn't true. Yes. I commented on the chicken tenders. Yes. Everybody did. Everybody did. Everybody did. Also, the Pepe Lopez tequila.

Yes. See, that's what I'm saying. And we get on the microphone. It's like, oh, it was good. There was a bottle of tequila that was suss. Yeah, it's like, bottom of the barrel. So, like, in college, you know, like, you're throwing a party at the apartment or whatever, and you send one of your roommates like, hey, well, you, here's 20 bucks, go get a bottle of tequila.

And they come back with this plastic bottle that says, like, Pepe Lopez on it. I'm like, never heard of this in my life. Wasn't he insane by the bill? Oh, that's Mario Lopez. My bad. No, and so like they had a Pepe Lofus tequila at the... That's a real brand? I've never heard of it.

That's what I'm saying. Like, it just seems... Would you have rather not gone looking back? Well, I go, because the bosses are there, so you got to make an appearance. You got to say, what up? How you doing? Woo! Merry Christmas!

Were the bosses there? Yep. They were there. I mean, you know, it's our premier party. So it's that stuff. Great. Those high ups. Okay.

Well, yeah, it was just, I mean, I didn't really understand. understand it. Pepe Lopez, a bottle's $11. Oh my gosh. How is that, is that expensive? No, oh my gosh. That's low end. Okay, so there maybe was that one bottle, but there was also a variety.

There was tons of alcohol and they had white claw, I'm sure, for Ray. Pepe Van Vinkle? No. No. Pepe Van Winkle. Peppie Van Winkle. But I'm just saying, it just, it literally is, I think maybe it's a running joke that we're getting the frozen chicken tenders every year. They're not frozen. And then they just watch a hidden camera show.

There's no way they're ever frozen. Because they're on a tray. We'll talk more about this on the podcast. You guys go search for the Bobby Bone Show. We'll do this on the podcast. We'll probably go live too and a little bit up on YouTube at Bobby Bone Show. I mean, we're live now, but we go live for a long time. Let's go.

Get your Bobby Bones on. Bobby Bones, y'all. Is there anything else from the work Christmas party that we weren't able to talk about? Oh, Abby got a toast. Yep. Congratulations to Abby. Being engaged. Who brought the toast up?

Like, who's the one that said, let's toast Abby? Oh, well. Our president was, she was starting the speech. Abby got engaged. And she goes, yeah, we want to say, congrats to Abby. So I don't know if she was really going to do it for Abby. I think she was going to do it. And then while she was doing Abby, we were like, Amy's got a boyfriend.

Amy's got a boyfriend. Morgan's got a boyfriend too. They were just yelling out all kinds of things. They were like, oh. Morgan's boyfriend moved in and we cheers to that. Something's never changed. That was funny. And then Morgan kept saying, don't guys quiet.

Don't do that. Stop. Okay. Then let's do this because I don't want to miss anything. So all you guys went, give me one story. from the party. Scova Steve. Christmas party last night. Give me a story. What do you remember about it? Ray was there in about seven minutes

and then he was in and out, gone. Real quick. And then I stayed until about, I think I was the last person there until almost close to 9 p.m. last night. You never went home then yesterday. I mean, I was here all day. Yeah, I started with you and then I stayed for the afternoon with some meetings and I did the afternoon show and then went upstairs to the party. You stayed till 9? Yeah. Man.

Why not go home? I was about to leave and then our president and a couple execs were like, hey, let's take a photo by the Christmas tree. we're the last one's here, all right. And I kind of felt like, oh, man, I probably should stay. So I just stayed. But I was having a good time, though. I enjoy talking to people that most of these people flew in from out of town,

and I mostly deal with them on email. So it was cool to see them in person because I see them once a year. So for me, I was having a pretty good time with the conversation and just kind of hanging out. That's cool. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Ray, give me a story. Yeah, mine wasn't even in the party. It was getting to the party.

I had said to scuba beforehand, I said, hey, this is going to be an issue. We don't have access to those elevations. and the party's on the 26th floor. Just FYI, I go to the gym every morning and constantly, I'm locked in between doors because our fob doesn't open the fob to the other lobby to the residences. So I told scuba that. He started running up the flagpole. Sends us one text that says, hey, guys, meet at a salesperson's desk at 5 p.m.

And that's how we'll get into the party. And then he sends another text, and it says, hey, guys, meet at the front lobby. And we'll all go up with one of the salespeople. He's going to have a fob that'll get us into the elevator. So we show up there in the lobby And there is not one person there to greet us It is me and Scuba and I believe Somebody else tagging along at that time

Pits And we're just standing there So we go in the elevator No access to the 26 floor We go try and find the guy at the lobby He's nowhere to be found And then we're told You just hit number 26 and it'll work

That doesn't work So we had to wait on a resident To come and push the number And then we were able to get upstairs Did you tell them why or we just play cool? I mean it looked like we were probably robbing packages or something Yeah, stealing cats

Yes. So what I suspected was going to happen is we didn't have access to the 26th floor, ended up happening, but we did get up after 10, 15 minutes. Amy, you? Any story? Well, I mean, I already mentioned lunch trucks being loud about his left testicle, but speaking of the elevator, I was on it with them. And they're, uh, it was scuba and Ray mostly, like on an elevator because residents were getting on. And it wasn't just us. And they're so loud. And they're making jokes and laughing. But like the residents. The residents were like, they're like, who are these people and what are they doing? And it was just, I was just like standing in the corner. I was like, I'm not with these people. They're embarrassing. They like, do you guys weren't drunk, were you? No, this was the beginning of the night.

We had 26 floors and it was stopping. I swear it, every floor. Elf. It was annoying. But Ray and I enjoy awkwardness. And so it was kind of that, it was just that. So y'all were purposely being awkward in front of the residents. It was awesome.

Lunchbox? Oh, man. I pretty much told you about the frozen. chicken that we heard yeah yeah ice strips yeah and then it's just weird like the desserts like someone at home had to make them because we couldn't get desserts what do you mean you couldn't get dessert no no like one of the people that work in the building had to make stay up all night making desserts so we'd have desserts at the party that's nice very nice but it just feels weird like man that's not your job and they're making you make desserts for the they're probably not making

them they probably well they're like hey we're not going to have desserts if you don't make them We're not going to have desserts. It's like weird. But the desserts were good. Yeah, I left there really hungry. I had to stop and get dinner on the way home. Because of the frozen chicken strips? Because the frozen chicken strips.

You didn't take any home and heat them up yourself? No, I was just like, I'm, no. They didn't have to go boxes. They did. No, they had plates. They totally had to go. They had Tupperware, which I took a couple. So you're saying he's not always extremely accurate.

They had Tupper. They didn't tell me they had Tupper. Speaking of dessert, so Morgan had made these, well, she made everybody. treats, but she gave me a box and it was all dairy-free. And it's hard to have a dairy-free dessert for me. They're just not as good. More, you did a good job with them. You liked him? Yeah, even the chocolate. I can't have a lot of chocolate and I hate dark chocolate. Dark chocolate to me is disgusting. So there was no dark chocolate, but those chocolate things that you made? Yeah, the little melted chocolates. They were awesome. They had homemade Chia-C jam in them and marshmallows.

They made what? Yeah, they were so good. Chee-Sy jam. So a big shout out to you for making a dairy-free dessert that I wouldn't have known they were dairy-free. That makes me happy. I've been trying to perfect my baking when it goes to like gluten-free dairy-free stuff. You have a story from the party? Oh, yeah, I do. So we talked about the gift bags earlier, and there was a whole bunch kind of like sitting over on the side, and our boss was like, hey, make sure you grab one before you leave. I look over and lunchbox has one in his left hand.

And in his right hand, he's taking things out of the other gift bags and putting them in his. So I don't know who didn't get what? You were stealing from gift bags? No, because I just looked in other bags and they had three. three items in it and the bag. Why are you looking in other bags? Well, they said look in the bags and see what you want. Pick one.

They never said that. Here's good. I said pick a bag. Grab a bag on your way out. Grab a bag. They didn't say look in all the bags and pick through what you want and don't want. No, it wasn't a cherry picking situation? And I look and I see that the bag, one bag has two items, just the baked goods and a lottery

ticket and some of the other bags have three items. One of them wrapped in tissue paper. I'm like, well, why doesn't my bag have? have something wrapped in tissue paper. So I just reached in a bag and grabbed one of the wrapped tissue paper. Turns out it was someone's junk from their house. It was like, uh, it was a, it was a coaster that said Cape Cod. Like, what?

Like, what does that have to do with anything? Like, it was like someone like went to one of those, uh, did you have the expectation that you deserved a party? Because you're angry about everything when nobody had to do anything. Well, if we're going to throw a party, at least throw one that seems like we put some effort into it. What's wrong with Cape Cod? Well, it just seemed. random like we have nothing to do with Cape Cod.

Like I don't even understand. Like it just seems weird. I never been to a cave, I don't think. Any Cade. Like, am I crazy for thinking that someone just went in their junk drawer and had a bunch of stuff from Cape Cod and threw it in bags? I didn't think twice about it, dude. Yeah, it wasn't something that you were owed.

So everything is bonus. And you're getting angry about bonus, even the chicken strips. Oh, yeah. When they tell you they're going to be food and it's like ice cold. You're even mad that somebody made desserts for us. No, no. I thought it was. I felt bad.

He wanted specially bought. No, no. The desserts were good. I just felt bad for the person that had to make the desserts. Like, stayed up all night making desserts so we could have desserts. Some people want to do that. Yeah. So who are you mad at?

I mean, I just feel like we could do better for our. Who's we? You didn't do anything. Our company. You have a mouse in your pocket because we didn't do anything. Like, I feel like they feel obligated to throw us a party, right? But then they don't really throw us a party. It's kind of like, I,

I don't really get it. Sound like a party to me. There was alcohol. There was plenty. Lots of food. Decorations. Gift bags. Music.

People. It sounded like a party to me. Everyone's dressed up. Yeah. Eddie, your story? I just don't know why our show is so antisocial. The show is? Yeah, yeah.

I didn't go. So if you're talking about me, I get it. Not you. You're not people that were there. Okay. Like there was the room of all people, right? People from all over the company. And they're broken in little groups.

Everybody's talking. But our group is together the whole night. Lunchbox. Amy, Morgan. Hey, I talked to other people. That's not true. No, no, you guys are just talking amongst each other. Like a junior high dance?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, like, uh, looking around. Like, guys, mingle, we know everyone around there. Eddie, you literally stood behind the bar with scuba, Tim, Tim, Pitts, and you. That's serving drinks. That's all you talked to. Oh, I have another funny story of Eddie.

Okay. He took the champagne bottle and pretended to be a server, like, actually like, he was hosting the room, too. No, to be honest, I thought it was a little weird. It was kind of flirty. What? It was. Because he went to little women.

He only went to the women. He didn't go to guys. No guys were drinking champagne. He didn't go to dudes. He didn't go to dudes. He'd be like, do you want any? No. No.

I was like, this is a little. Eddie's being weird. This is weird. Only the girls. Work in the room, man. But also, Eddie, if we also, everybody talked to other people. I don't know what he was talking about.

You were the only one that stood out the bar with the gadoos. I could tell you things like that are going out. Like, did you know what just happened at Robin's house? Oh boy. Her neighbor's townhouse just flooded. And now she has to deal with that. Thank goodness. Poor Robin was sitting by herself over there for the whole party.

That's when she was doing something on her phone. I talked to her for a long time. Yeah, I sat at the table with Robin for like 20 minutes. Yeah, she's looking for a park to go walk in, so I gave her a good one because where she lives, it's not walkable. Morgan and I had a whole conversation about this, like, I don't want to tell, I guess I shouldn't tell everybody's stories. I'm glad you guys had a good time. And then we took like 100 pictures by a tree. I haven't seen a picture.

Yeah, where are the pictures? Who took them? Professional camera? They're on my phone. I posted one today when we were talking about it on the show. Got it. Mike, why didn't you go? No judgment, because I didn't go either.

I have too much social anxiety for that. Well, that was perfect, dude. There was a circle there where you could have just talked to lunchbox and Amy and everyone. See, I would have just been hanging with all them like, I could have done this earlier. Well, Merry Christmas, everybody. I like the party, dude. It was good. You weren't put off by the frozen chicken strips?

No. He's so full of crap. I even ate one. Did he make fun of them at the party? I didn't make fun of the chicken strips. Oh, my God. That's not accurate. It's like the bite comes on and Eddie is scared to say that he made fun of the chicken strips.

Can I say what is so clutch at any party? If you're hosting something for Christmas or New Year, something you need to have as part of your spread and everyone will love it, is a goat cheese or cream cheese log. Either cheese will work. And then you put like a pepper jelly on top. That was really good. It's so easy.

It's so easy. You just throw the cheese down, put the pepper jelly on top and throw it with some crackers, and everyone is going to love it. It's a perfect combo. They had that there. They had that there. It was great. That was really good.

All right. Well, there's a compliment. There, yes. Let's go around the room. Everybody have their stuff. Amy, you're up. So yesterday we talked a little bit about Erica Kirk and Candice Owen. Oh, I saw Candice last night after the meeting.

An update is, which I was shocked when I saw this, they met. For four hours. Four and a half hours, which is crazy. And apparently it was productive. Candace was weird on her show. It was like they threatened to kill her or something. She was weird. I've watched enough.

of her talking about stuff. Her entire like temperament. After the meeting? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, who knows what happened in that four and a half hours. Did you watch it after?

No, I just read their tweets and Candice said they shared intel and clarified intent. I feel like she was threatened. She was not the same. It was a different Candace Owens that I saw last night. So she did a podcast after the meeting? She did her show. Yeah.

She was on it. So you think for somewhere in that four and half hours, They slid in a... I don't know. I don't know. But that's not the same person. Okay, I'll have to go watch because I don't know that I see her enough to know her actual demeanor, but I can compare. I got really invested in the McCrone's Wives a Dude story.

And so then I started to get a lot of the clips and I watched them of the person that killed Charlie Kirk. Didn't really kill Charlie Kirk. There are other agencies and people that... And so I've now watched enough of her that you can tell when someone is acting different. just sums up. Okay. Could she have gotten understanding after the meeting and been like, okay. It was an understanding face.

She said there was, they clarified intent. Yeah, like I'm going to kill you if you don't go and stop saying this crap. Or threaten. I don't know that that's the case, but it was weird. Yeah, there's understanding. But she looked like she was almost being held hostage. Really? Okay, I have to go watch the video because, yeah, I just saw the tweets.

And Erica's tweet was pretty short. Like, just met with Candace Owen. can't wait to share more got to get back to work you know like that was I'm paraphrasing but that's basically what she was saying and I'm like again this whole like your husband died you don't have to get back to work um and then candace is she was on summerhouse she was on Erica yeah she dated some dude on summer house she dated him or she was on summer house she was on a date with some dude on summer house oh she she appeared on episode she was with like a friend you may look up specifically but those have started to pop up my feed where she was on summer house well and then

Candice is... Just recently or before this move? Not recently because... Amy, I don't... Charlie Kirk's widow, Erica, appeared in Bravo's Summer House. Season three, Erica can be seen on the show, which aired being set up with a housemate, Jordan Verroite.

Reg, you watch the show? Yeah, I was just telling Scooby. I mean, that's a glorified extra. She was in it for like two-tenths of a second. Well, I saw the clip. Like, she's in it. And I mean, they throw parties at the house and 200 people are at there.

And if you live in Nant-Kutka, you live in the hamleta. and you're cool, you're probably going to be at one of those parties. Yeah, I thought it was kind of weird. Okay, so definitely not. Yeah, it was from along. Yeah, it wasn't from yesterday or anything. Time ago.

Do you see Karen Reid's lawyer as the lawyer for the dude that killed his parents? Yes, because I noticed the name, Alan Jackson. I saw a video of him and they're like, Alan Jackson. I know that dude. He's representing the son. He's represented a lot of... really higher profile. Yeah, but also like violent.

He's a defense. He for sure is. Yeah. Alan Jackson, he had Kevin Spacey. He was part of the defense team for Karen Reed, Nick Reiner, Harvey Weinstein. He represented the disgraced movie producer.

He began his career as a prosecutor, later he moved to private practice. But yeah, he's, and they were talking about how much money he would be making from this because he had got hired quickly. That's like millions of dollars. And they don't know how

the Reiner kid is paying. He probably has a trust with his own money from his parents. He's probably paying from that, but there's a lot of speculation there. He didn't make a movie, right? He made a movie with his dad. With his dad. About addiction. All right. Well, okay, now I need to go watch.

Candace's demeanor. It's weird. You know, you can tell something going on with somebody, and they're not even saying it. But you can just tell, like, by, they're a little, just watch it. Lunchbox your story. Sharon Osborne was on Pierce Morgan, uncensored and she I guess revealed that her and Ozzie had had a suicide pack. Like when one dies, the other one's going to go get assisted suicide. And the reason she was

not able to go through it is she, her kids, like she was in a, I guess, she checked into a mental institution at some point or a mental wellness retreat and saw some kids that had deal dealing with losing their parents. And she was like, so I couldn't do it. So I couldn't go through with it. They were going to do it though. Well, she was going to do it now that Ozzy was dead. she was supposed to go and because she was like I've already lived I've done everything I want to do but because of my kids and grandkids I couldn't go through it

did you see the woman I think she was a reporter on Alabama yeah her and they killed himself left her three year old yes are we sure the three old was unharmed no I just assume I assume it's a husband because they're doing all these glorifying articles about her like oh she did this she was this she was this and they don't mention the husband so I assume

the husband did it but they have not mentioned anything about the husband being the one that did And I'm like, yeah, my assumption is it was a dude. Sports reporter. That's so interesting. Husband dead and suspected murder suicide with son three found safe nearby. I thought, I have no idea why. I have no reason to believe why I thought it was her.

But when I read the article, I was like, oh, no, she did it. But that's because there was a picture of her. Is that because you're the woman and you're like, I know how crazy women are? That's what we do with dudes. We know how crazy dudes are. I did. Because we're like, it's got to be a dude because we're dudes and dudes are nuts. And I've watched a lot of snapped.

Yeah, I know. I never saw who it was either. I just assumed it was a dude. Yeah. Yeah. Like it never says like the guy or the girl is suspected of shooting. They just talk about how she was a reporter. Everybody loved her and there's no mention to him.

There's another reporter in St. Louis who is on the finale of Survivor. Speaking of reporters. Like a news reporter? Like a former reporter that left to go do Survivor. Oh, yeah, Savannah. Do you know her? I don't know her personally, but I've seen her on the show. Yeah, Savannah, Louis.

St. Louis. TV anchor and reporter has advanced to the final episode of Survivor Outlasting 13 other contestants for a chance at a $1 million prize. Good for her. The season finale airs 7 p.m. on Wednesday and Louis will face four remaining competitors in the final challenge of the show's 49th season. She...

Yeah, just goes through her history. I hope she wins. I don't know who the other people are, but good luck to her. Anybody watch Survivor? Currently? No. Do you know who she is? Yeah, she's hot.

There's no picture over here. Yep. I'm a week behind so I didn't know who made the final, so that's okay. Did that spoil that? Yeah, a little bit. There's five people, though. I know. I'm in the final seven. That was a spoiler for me, too. Well, it's in the news. It's a headline. I ignore the news because I watch it delayed because I'm just too busy.

Yeah. If it's a headline in the news, we read headlines here. All right. Morgan. So there was two Walmarts in Mississippi, and they were finding razor blades. in breadloafs. Whoa. And there was like several reported customers bought them, got home, they found them in there. Well, apparently it came back that there's a 33-year-old woman who went and did this on purpose.

Was she opening and taking the twisty and then putting them inside the bread? Yeah. Also, I guess my thing is, yeah, that awful. Arrestor, terrible. I don't think I'm going to eat bread without looking at it. Right. Like how do you hide a razor blade in bread? I mean, you can put it in the bread. Not really.

Right? Tell me how you would hide a razor blade in bread. A thick slice. A slice and then you just put it right in the middle of it. Maybe in the heel. I'm not eating the heel. You don't eat heels? If I'm desperate, I'll eat the heel.

If I'm desperate, I'll eat the heel, but it's desperation only. Why not? It's so weird. My kids will never eat the heel. I don't like the crust, so I would eat a bread with all crust. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. Yeah, it's all crust.

I don't know how you'd hide a razor blade in bread. Because even if you push it in, you can't, like, cover it up. You can't smush the bread because the bread's consistency doesn't allow that. And if you're getting slices, you're going to, the light's going to fall, right? Well, but and also, what's going through your head to be like, this is specifically what I'm going to do. Oh, yeah, she's insane. She's insane. And then to not even see, like, your work.

Oh, you want to see if you're trying to hurt people, you want to see the people hurt. Right. What are you just going to imagine? That's quite a stalker thing to say. I never thought about that. It takes one to know one. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, why would you do that if you're not going to, like, see someone eat a razor blade?

So what's the deal? They arrest her? Yeah. She got. caught and she's a Texas woman. She lives in Mississippi, but they don't say why. She's held on a bond $100,000. She's a Texas woman who lives in Mississippi? Yeah. So she's from Texas?

Yeah, they just say Texas woman. And then they, it's in Biloxi? Beloxi. Oh, so she's from Texas and it was in Biloxi. She would drive to Biloxi to do it? It doesn't say if she lives there or I don't know why that's even a relevant fact in the story. But yeah, she's been arrested. Maybe she was at the boats and she just did it on one time. She's from Texas went back home. You go to Louisiana for the boats, dude.

Yeah, but Blexi, maybe you got free hotel over there. Possibly. Points or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Eddie? Yeah, this is messed up. So there's a family here in Nashville that lost their cat. So they put signs up and like missing cat, please help us find her. And they get a call from the police department saying, we have your cat.

Unfortunately, the cat got hit by a car. It needs surgery, so we're going to need cash for that. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, I know where this is going. And you can pay Venmo, PayPal, Zell. We need exactly $2,000 and $160 if you can please pay it. And then they're like, well, let's... $2,000, $2,000 and $160. Yeah, $2,000.

So you mean $21.60. $1.60. Yeah. And so they're like, oh, let me see if we can get the money. And then, like, a day later, they get another call. And it's the Humane Society saying, we have your cat. And if you could just please pay, it was the same people. They'd just call twice from two different.

They were scamming. Scamming, and they paid it. But they paid it thinking it was the cops or the Humane Society. And they got the number because the people saw the number on a sign just probably walking or driving by. Correct. The people did not have the cat. This is not like a, no, no. No, nobody had the cat.

So then they go to the Humane Society after they paid the money and the Humane Society, like, I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, gosh. So they're out. And that's not like a Bangladesh scam farm. It's just somebody seeing a sign and going on, but we can screw someone over. That's so low. It's happening a lot because people will post it. on Facebook pages too and it's like an easy target for people to because they're vulnerable.

They want their animal back. That sucks. Yeah, it's a tough one. It's not Merry Christmas, huh? I'm sorry. No gifts. And you're out that money. A win is a win.

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We talk tanking. I mean, honestly, like, I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like definitely happening in the WBA. And yeah, we talk about our mistakes too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man. You can't be rolling around the city like this tonight before games, no, you know, doing this, doing whatever. And of course, family stories. And I'd be like, mommy, why did you miss that? Mommy, do you play basketball?

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Merriam Webster has done the word of the year and it's slop. Slop? Yeah. Do you know what slop is? When you take bread and wipe up the rest of the food on your plate? That would probably be an earlier version. Oh, good.

What do you think slop is? It's not like I've heard like, oh, this soup, it's slop. Okay. We used to slop pigs, but mostly now it's like a bunch of crap on the internet. Like low quality stuff on the internet. It's just all slop. So Webster defines it as digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity by means of artificial intelligence.

Yeah, there's a lot of it. My TikTok, by the way, is 24 ads in two videos. Because it's Christmas. It's all ads. Anybody else having this problem with their TikTok? Like ads from content creators or just ads? Yeah, TikTok shop. All TikTok shop.

So content creators, but then they can link it and get a piece of it. Because you can make money on TikTok without ever having to have the actual product. You just got to do a decent ad for something and link it in your profile. It's all ads. Like the first seven I saw last night. I know. Life sucks. It's tough right now, man.

We did finish all three of the Knives Out movies. Three is better than two. Okay. Didn't love two. One good. Two, meh. Three, really good. Josh Boland's in three.

He plays a preacher. What's the premise in three? Church. They're looking for a killer? They always look for a killer. Play Scooby-Doo. There's always a killer. There's a young priest who gets sent to work with this old priest, and then there's a murder.

Okay. That's all I'm going to tell you. Okay. You ever nail it? Like before you watch the movie, you're like, ah, I think it's that person. So you can't nail it even if you get it right. You can luckily guess a person and it be that. But they really don't put enough clues in the actual movie for you to get it yourself.

Looking back, you're like, oh, I could have seen it. But it's not like they're threading it with clues that people can notice along the way. So you can go, I bet it's this person and be right. But that will just be strictly a guess, not based on really anything from the movie. Yeah, you have no clue. Do you guys know what a red herring is? I just found this out. I'm familiar with it.

Yeah. It's like a character they put in there for you to think that they did it. Well, not just a character. So Red Herring is not just a movie thing. Oh. Yeah, it can be in really any situation. I mean, it's fake to make you go a different direction. It happens in battle.

Slide a hand. Okay. Same thing? No. No. But it could be. Yeah, it's just a clue that or something that leads you to a different direction purposefully. Mm.

Yeah. Deception. Just throw words out I don't know Yeah see Budget conscious Gen Z says Showing up is the gift This holiday season

I mean that's That would be nice Got you got you a gift I'm here I showed up Doctors revealed the best airplane seat To avoid getting sick During the holidays

According to WebMD medical team Member Nea paddock The biggest risk Isn't what you touch But the air you breathe To lower your chances Of coming down with something She recommends booking a window seat

Far from the restroom Which limits foot traffic and reduces how many people are close by during the flight. So it's not even really about the bathroom, but it's that everybody or a lot of people go to the bathroom. There's more walking near the bathroom. So in the middle? The less you're around people or up front.

Well, I guess the bathroom up front. Yeah, front and back. Yeah, good point. So I guess it would be the middle, middle window seat. A Florida woman's found dead in a dollar tree freezer. Oh. Police in Miami are investigating after a woman's body was found outside of a freezer at a dollar tree. An employee discovered the body around 8 a.m.

I called the police investigators are trying to determine how long she was there, house. She ended up in the freezer and whether she worked at the store. The identity is unknown. Flying cars may be on the way. A-Liff aeronautics has begun production of what it calls the first true flying car. Priced at $300,000. The Model A will initially be offered to select customers for a real-world testing before mass production. Yeah, if you used to get people these, you're going to have people crashing at McDonald's all over the place. The car has 220 miles of driving range, a 110-mile flight range. So I guess it's like a duckboat or a duck boat with driving water. This will drive and fly.

It has already generated strong interest with 3,500 pre-orders. You have $300,000. You're going to have to take some sort of class so to fly these things. Yeah, a whole different license. And it won't be way up high. I don't think they go that high. So I don't think you can even fly them in certain areas, at least not now. There go the power lines. Oh, for sure. Trees, power lines. The last thing you see when you go to bed and the first thing when you wake up is your, for most people. Cat.

Your wife. Phone. 43% of Americans, including 61% of adults under 30, say they often, or always, use their phone right before they go to bed, and it's also their alarm. Oh, true. Setting it, yeah. This morning, I woke up a little earlier than normal, and I wake up very early. And I thought, I might as well just get up, start the day. And I'm glad I did because my alarm only wakes me up like once a

week, I usually wake up before my alarm. But I had set it for PM instead of a.m. And had I slept to my alarm, which I don't. But had I been one of those days, I would have slept right through because there would have been no alarm. But you're okay. You're allowed one day to be late. Yeah, you're supposed to be late. That would have been your day. That's not the point. The point is I didn't have my glasses on and I just said, because I keep up like 20 alarms on my phone. I show you guys. I don't like the new clock widget. Not good on the new update on the iPhone, but these are all my alarms.

Pretty much the whole clock. It's pretty much every time. Every time is on the list there. But you're obviously not using those just to wake up. Like those are alarms for other things. Yes. And a lot of times I just say, hey. Meeting.

Remind me. But yeah, a lot of alarms. All right. Let's see. There's anything else I want to do. A Washington, D.C. family says that more than 100 packages, which were intended for a local hotel, they've been delivered to this family over the past six months. So all these packages are coming. It reminds me a Morgan situation where

things were just being dropped off at your house. Are you still getting those? No, I think she finally figured out that she was sitting under the wrong address. The deliveries have included everything from a cat or a cat food or a chainsaw. And then you see people, guests coming by trying to get their gift to the house. So it's like guests that have, you can have stuff delivered to a hotel. Yeah. And it delivers to the house and then guests are like, where's my stuff, and then there's like a picture where they delivered it, and it's the house, and so they got to go knock on the door of the house to get the stuff back. That's funny. What happened? So, I got to spill the tea. I don't know if the person wants to do it outwardly. I can just tell the story or the person can say it themselves. If you do

want to say it, feel free to say it. If not, I'll take over for the story. Anybody want to spill Are you talking about me? I am. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll spill it. Okay, go ahead. So I was sitting out here outside of our studio the other day and Lunchbox walks up to me with his computer in hand and he's like, should I go interrupt that meeting? I really need an advertiser. And I was like, no, you shouldn't go into an advertiser for what?

No, sore losers convention. We are looking for a, we're looking for a restaurant to cater a brunch for 17 people. To pay for it? You want them to pay for it? No, no. I'm asking I was going to. Oh, you're going to pay for it. I was going to go to sales and say, hey, do you have any

restaurants as clients that we could maybe work with that would be interested in doing this. And they were having a sales meeting. And I was like, boom, perfect opportunity. But I didn't like tell them ahead of time. It just came up. And I was like, oh, this is a perfect time. And so I was wondering, can I go interrupt the meeting?

Can I walk in there and be like, hey, guys, just want to, you know, say what we got going on. Any restaurants that you guys work with that you could maybe put us in contact with? Can you interrupt the meeting? No. Okay. So I should, like, RSEP, like, hey, can I come in and say something? You can wait until the meeting's over and then walk in or you can email the person running the meeting

They'll probably see it while the meeting's going on or text them Okay He was just prepared to like bust in and he asked me five different times Like can I can I just go in there? I'm like that's not how this works It's a meeting that you're not part of So you have to go about this a different way So what happened?

So then I was like Ray let's just go do it If we both go in it Well because he's part of the sore losers Ray did you want to do this? And then he said no Absolutely not just because it's a respect thing. He was like, no, we can't do that. So what happened? Nothing?

Nothing. We didn't get in there. But this is also a meeting that happens every Monday. We see them in there all the time. So you know the cadence and the pattern of when they go in? And it's a whole group of people. It's not just like two people. There's like 10 or 15 people in there. So he could easily set this up where he just sends an email and says, no, no, but this literally just came up. We just found out the venue that we're having our morning event. They are not going to be serving food. So they are not going to be serving food.

They said we could bring our own food in. And so it just came up on Monday is when I got the email saying, yeah, but you'll need to bring your own food. So I was like, oh, and then I saw the sales meeting going on. That's the lady who made the desserts. Oh, yeah. She could make some. So then I was like, all right, cool. And everybody told me that was a bad idea.

So you didn't do it. I'd listen to people's advice for once. All right. Yeah. Frustrating. I wish I'd have just gone in. Lunchbox wants to talk about scoos these fingernails? Yeah, I'm just wondering if he's like, now that he does a rock.

show rap yeah that if he's embracing rock trying to get more street cred so like when he posts videos online like yeah look at me man I'm rock I paint my fingernails because I've noticed he's painting his fingernails lately so I just wondered if he's trying to do more rock stuff to look rocky if you look at my fingernails and this almost was the reason why I was going to say no in the moment it's I have one left and it's like janky it's barely even there it was my daughter's fifth birthday she got these Disney fingernail polished things I came on from work from a long day. She's like, hey, can I paint your fingernails? And I was, inside, I was

like, I don't want my freaking fingernails painted. But then I had this moment of like, who cares? She's five. If someone gives me crap, like lunchbox, it was more for my daughter. So she painted all my nails, and it's been like a week and a half, and this is what's left, and I can't get it off. So nothing to do rock. You were posing. Yeah, I wasn't posing.

These are my hands. When I talk, I move my hands. It's not because you're a rock DJ. No, I'm going to rock. I mean, I saw it immediately, and I was like, oh, that's cute, his daughter painted Oh, you thought that? I mean, yes. So do you think he thought that too and he was just trying to bring out some drama?

Totally. It's pink. It was all different colors. One was pink sparkly. One was pink sparkly. Another one was pink sparkly. It was like a blue sparkle, a yellow. They were all different colors, dude.

If I was going to do rock guy. You do black. Exactly. Content fishing? Yeah. Totally, dude. Even Amy jumped onto that one. Good try that man.

Got a little content fishing over there? Nope. Like thinking about going into the conference room. Yeah, right. Oh, you don't even think he was really doing that? You're there every week. Eddie, what did I say? He's a content fishing? Eddie, when did I get the email about the thing?

Monday. That was the day I got it. So that it was literally at that time. But he's not the one that brought it up. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand how I go. The boardroom, Dead A, was not content fishing. He looked at me in the eyes and wanted me to barge into the room with him. And I go, bro, I'm not rolling in on that. I have to take my bag home.

I gave a Christmas gift and I said, hey, I want the bag back. It's been sitting there. Weird or no? A little weird of like, like, can I see the bag? Is it like special? Well, it's not special. I just want to use it again. It's big.

Okay. I just feel like when you gift a gift to somebody, like part of that is they get the bag. Oh yeah, dude, it's part of my gift. No, I would like to have a bag if you don't mind giving it back to me. But like, you could go buy another bag. I could. Or I can have that one and just use it again without having to go buy another bag. Sorry, you asked me if it's weird and I think it's weird.

Fine. Okay. I mean, I don't think any differently of you. I'm a little confused because like... Well, I used that bag and I think my wife was going to use it for something. Oh. I just grabbed it. Okay, that makes sense. That's problematic. Yeah. You get that back now then. Well, I probably, I forgot it yesterday. I was looking for it. Like, oh, God. Did you use your flamethrower? Not yet. Did you get a tank for it? I have the tanks. Yeah. You got the tanks. I didn't use it yet. Man, I'd have been itching to use it.

No, it just yesterday wasn't the time. We had the Christmas party and everything. You could take him to the Christmas party. He'd have those chicken tenders. Oh gosh, these chicken tenders are too cold. Oh, I see you say. A third of Americans save wrapping paper to reuse it. The wrapping paper, how do you do that? You're very careful when you open it. Someone pulled 30,000 Americans and a full third admitted they save wrapping paper.

18% said they keep it and reuse it. Another 16% keep it, but rarely end up using it again. It's from you go. There you go. I mean, I see the bags, not the wrapping paper. I mean, there's nothing left at my house. The boys just rip it all of. But like tissue.

Yeah, but then it's all wrinkly. I didn't want the tissue back from Eddie. I was like, keep the tissue, I see the bag. Yeah. Let me take a call real quick and then we will jump. But let's go to Brian, Ray. Hey, Brian in Oregon, you there? Yeah, I'm here.

Hey, it's Bobby. What's up, man? Hey, I just wanted to let lunchbox know that in 2004, I had one testicle that was a little larger than the other. It was swollen. went and saw a doctor, he sent me to a urologist. The first test he gave me actually was a pregnancy test because it was a quick and easy test, and I was diagnosed pregnant,

which meant that I had testicular cancer. From that cancer, I did end up losing that testicle, but then had to go on hormone replacement therapy because of it, and 20 years later ended up with prostate cancer because it feeds off of testosterone. Oh, gosh. So I think the first thing lunchbox should do is just go get an EPT and take a pregnancy test and see if he's positive.

And if he is, he knows that he has testicular cancer. If he isn't, he can rest a little bit before his actual doctor's appointment, find out what it is. Wow. That's a scary test in the actual pregnancy. That was a lot, man. Oh, man. so we're going to do it.

Not as a bit because I don't want them coming in being like it's positive. I used to take pregnancy tests on the air. Yeah, having a baby's dead. That's life. That's life. If we catch it early, we're looking at a lost testicle. He could be, and then he could. Sounds like an Indiana Jones movie.

Did you hear of the lost testicle? Cancer to prostate cancer. So we're not just talking about just, oh, we just lose one. Well, no, I'm saying, I'm thinking on the, I'm thinking on the, like, I'm not going worst case scenario. I'm not going like, you're going to die. I'm going like, let's catch this.

Yes, but let's think positive. Attitude can be everything. How do we get to commercial if he comes in and goes positive? Oh, we just hit the button, right? No, I feel like we're there for him. This is a real, people are having to process this kind of news all the time.

Yeah, but not with a million people listening and watching. What are you guys laughing at him? You're laughing so hard it's coming through the doors. You don't want to know. You don't want to know what kind of sweeper we'd hit, so now I can't talk about it. What, tell us. We want to laugh? Oh, no.

What? No, nothing. Don't say that. No, I'm assuming you're only saying it in my ear. Yes. We didn't hear it, but I can have an idea. I don't. No.

Nope. Can't do it. I'm all for dark humor, but I'm not for dark humor that could get me in trouble. That's what we didn't say that loud. But it's an actual sweeper we already have. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But I don't want to do a cancer test on air.

Yeah, that's smart. Technically, it's a pregnancy test. No, it's technically... But he's not pregnant, so we wouldn't be testing for pregnancy. Oh, man. I feel like it's also awareness. Yeah, and we'd be aware if you told us. Yeah, you'd be aware of.

But awareness of people paying attention to their bodies and knowing that this is one way to do it. She's so... That's on you doing it. I know. Okay, I don't think he has cancer. At least I hope not. Obviously. Well, you don't know, but that's the sweet of you.

We all have no idea. She's content fishing right now. She's talking to get a bit. Hey, Brian, thank you for the call, man. I'm sorry that's happened to you. Hey, thank you. I just wanted to say, I am a three-time cancer survivor, and I believe I am a survivor.

I don't believe I beat cancer. I think the doctors did that. I think the nurses, the lap tech, they did their job and they beat the cancer. I just survived, but three times then, three times out. and I'm telling you the early the better. Great attitude.

Appreciate the call. Lunchbox, you should go to the emergency room today. I mean, at least pee on a stick. Yeah. How are you feeling on a scale of one to ten of like just your nerves about what's happening?

Like your anxiety. Oh, that didn't really help anything. That was pretty bad. I was just like, oh, okay, you know what I mean? Like we're going to go in. They're going to be like, oh, I don't know. I don't even know what they're going to say because everything, I think it's a hernia

in every place I go. They told me it's not a hernia, but there's something going on, They tell me there's nothing going on. So I do think I'm a little bit... You haven't showed them the swollen testicle. You told us on the air that was the revelation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That probably would be some information that would lead them to an accurate diagnosis. But I don't know what... I mean, I did a CT scan and an MRI. Like, if you can't see it in that, where are you going to see it? Like, how are we going to find this? That's what I don't understand. But you weren't having those scans done on your testicle, right? But you also aren't to understand.

It's for them to understand. giving them the full information so they can have a full understanding. I don't understand why you're so hesitant to do anything. I'm not hesitant. I've been going to every doctor. No, no, no, no. We're telling you to go to the ER. A little bit of me, you want to know why?

Because I don't want to go to the ER and they'd be like, why are you here. Okay, but that's a risk you have to take to also potentially here. Put it on the table. Lift your leg up, put it on the table and be like, this is why I'm here. And then they're going to be like, oh, it's good thing you came in. Wow. That's huge. Yeah, and that's what, like you may hear, why in the world are here, this is stupid.

Or you might hear, sir, we're so glad you came when you did. Had you waited 15 more minutes. And, wow, that's quick. 15 got it right before. Holy crap out for the buzzer. God, dang. That's like, for dramatic. You know, Mike D.

And I had a theory of that every time he gets mad, the testicle probably gets flared. Or lies. It's like Pinocchio. But the good thing is, I don't get mad. He's Pinatio. Every time he lies, his nut gets a little more swollen. Stop lying, dude. And it'll shrink back down.

Man, trust me, I don't lie, so I'm good. We can't make you go to the doctor. No, I know. I've tried. I'm trying. Oh, my God. But he's only been to doctors for what he thought was like a stomach pain. You haven't been to a doctor for this particular pain. I know.

That's why I made an appointment. That's why I called so many different ones. They're like, oh, we'll get you in in 2028. But then you're on the air, you go, well, if I'm being totally honest, you weren't totally honest with your doctors. Why would you be totally honest with everyone else except for your doctor's? Except your doctors. No, I really do feel like the swelling just flared up recently.

Like, it wasn't there in the beginning. And so... Go to the doctor. The more I noticed it, I was like, man, maybe I should say something about that. Are you nervous about it? Oh, 100%. Then go to the doctor. 100%.

Even if they say, hey, we got nothing for you. At least you know, they got nothing for you. Are you going to pee on a stick? No, probably not. I don't want to, I don't think... You don't want to find out that way? Correct. Yeah.

How do you want to find out? I'd rather with a doctor. Like, because then I would be in a tailspin and then I'd have to wait for an appointment. No, no, no. That's when you call the doctor and be like, I pee on a stick. You show up with the test. Yeah, yeah, but they would still be like, I'm having a baby. If I pee on a stick and it's positive, so I have testicular cancer, I'm going to call the doctor and they'll be like, all right, we'll get you in in 2020.

No, no, I think they expedite that. Yeah. Well, why would they, if they don't have appointments available, how can they get me in? January 12th is pretty quick for a specialist. That's what I mean. So me peeing on a stick right now, they would get you in. You'd go to the emergency room.

They would squeeze you in. Just because they don't have an appointment doesn't mean that they can't make room for you if it's an emergency. Like I went to the sinus doctor one time and he's like, hey, next time it's really bad like this, just call and tell us how bad it is and we'll get you in.

Yeah. I mean, I would love for them to squeeze me in. And some people call that the sinus of the cross. Yeah, what he's going through. So tell him your sinus of your crotch is real bad. It is bad. Is it sore? Does he get sore? More sore?

Sometimes. Like, when I move around a lot, like, it's weird. I do feel like it deflates at night when you sleep. Like when I sleep? Because you're not lying when you're sleeping. That's true. No, I am lying now. You're not angry.

I'm not angry here. The more rage he gets, the bigger it gets. That's a good thing. I haven't raged. And we tell him lunchbox. Settle down. Settle down. He got so mad at Morgan about the food.

See? I mean, it was like a slap in the face. It was weird. That was weird. I don't think it can be. It's not a slap in the face. It is. She brought free food.

Two years in a row she did it. But she brought free food for everybody. You're not owed anything. You're mad at something you're not owed. I guess I'm curious, like, why you think it's slap in the face when she's explained why she's done it. Why she divvies up gifts the way that she does. But why did she give you up yours again?

Because I give her a gift. Oh. That makes sense. Lunchbox, have you given her a gift? Yeah. What? For my birthday, you have.

Yeah. And I've given you birthday gifts. This is a birthday. This is Christmas. Amy gave you a Christmas gift? Yeah, you ever year. Yeah, because it's not,

I have her, I have all of y'all's gifts and I'll bring them when we're done. He wants you to play some Olympic music. So basically, I mean, also Morgan broke the rules. Bobby said, make sure you do it in the parking lot so no one sees.

And she came. It wasn't a rule. That was a rule. He did say that. But it wasn't a, no, it wasn't a dead set rule where you have to do this. But if you're worried about people not being dramatic, which is mostly him. Do it in the parking lot so people don't see it. No, you said, hey, if you're going to give gifts, make sure you give it in the parking lot.

And the chicken tenders were frozen. Did he say that, Amy? He did. And we made a big deal about it. I think we just said, I think he was trying to cater to you. Yes, I was literally catering to you because I think I'm probably going to bring the gifts in the studio. Because I was just like, it's easier to, instead of meat. up with every single person

one by one in a parking garage I'll just... I'll just bring it too off. Amy walks through all the levels. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't know. It's just, it's interesting what you choose to get mad about

for sure. Not even mad. You did get mad. It's just alarming. What is that? What is alarming? It sounded the alarm? Are you going into a tailspin?

It's alarming. It's just weird. I mean, it's a strange. No, alarming is an interesting word choice. If you're not mad, what's alarming? Yeah, what are you alarmed? Just let you know where you stand with Morgan. She made everybody free stuff.

You got it. I brought a whole tray of food. And it wasn't left over. She put it out right at the exact same time. You get the tray that couldn't fit in the boxes, guys. I'll put those out there and I'll give the boxes to these people. Eddie, you should feel the same way, man. I didn't really care.

Well, you should. Are we just happy that she took the time to make free desserts? Yeah, and the tray was great. and the cookies were awesome. You mean the tray five feet from the door? Yeah, right down, right there, right outside the door. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, she could have put Amy's on that tray, but she didn't. I mean, that was weird. That's also, that's also her choice. Right. Sure. Are you the kids in school that every kid has to get a Valentine? Because that's who you're being right now. But it wasn't that like they showed up to the day.

And I'm not, clarify. No, you are. I'm not. Go ahead. I'm not. Bobby's, I understand, because he has to have separate cookies. You can't put those cookies on the tray. with a little thing that says this is Bobby's.

Right? I get it. But in front of people, like it was on the like, hey guys. Oh, Morgan brought cookies. Hey, everyone look at Morgan. To be fair, I think she brought him in before everybody came in the studio and you guys were trickling in as it was happening. It wasn't in front of everybody. But we all saw it. We all saw the box.

That's because you walked in when you happened to walk in while it was happening. Again, I don't care. That's not true because we're starting to hear you care now. I don't care, but I understand. You guys. I brought Trey, the big. this year because last year you guys made such a big deal about it and now I bring a tray of a whole bunch of food that I spent all weekend baking and you guys can't even respect that I did that.

Not you guys. Those two. Just that guy. Sorry. Sorry. These two. No, you team. No, I don't care. I really don't, except it was a little odd. That's all I'm saying. Guys, you guys don't bring anything ever. You guys don't bring anything. That's correct. The one odd thing was just her giving it to Amy. Because Mike and I, Mike's a vegan and I can't do that. Correct. I understand. But it's not odd because she's explained before, like she did last year, that Morgan and I exchanged gifts. She gave me something last year once. I'm not about it. And she was like, Amy gives me a gift every year. So I wanted to give her something. So what I don't understand is why don't, why is there not comprehension of that? What are you writing down there? He's taking a note of something? It's like he's writing a memoir. He's like,

Amy didn't have my back. December 17th. Amy, wash your back. All right, we'll wash your back. All right, we're done. Now he's yawning to talk play cool. Like he doesn't care. I'm just glad Eddie let his true feelings out. I don't. Maybe he wrote down next year, get Morgan a gift. No, because Eddie, you know what?

Eddie does? Eddie's doing this. It's like when you apologize, well, you know, I'm sorry. I did this. But you add that butt. You're doing that. Like, oh, I'm not mad. But I like it.

Yeah, there's no but apologies. Who's apologized? That's a weird example. That's a terrible analogy. No, it's not the same analogy. You guys just don't get it. Too highbrow for you guys. We're done.

No, don't make you stop. Why already stop this? Because I'm... We're beating a dead horse. She's got to go eat those treats that Morgan brought them. Yeah, because they were good. They're really good, yeah. I already finished the Oreo balls.

Oh, man, we wasn't. I didn't get Oreo balls because I don't think those can be made without dairy. They're awesome. Yeah, there was eight Oreo balls. There was only 10 of us, so not everybody got one. No, you left, and they were eight still there. Yeah. No, you just said, yep.

They were there. You didn't touch them. No, I'm just saying. You left without touching any cookies. Yeah, there was plenty of food yesterday and you didn't eat any of it. So you complained and you didn't even eat any of it. Yep. No, but when you say yop.

I took a stand. I took a moral stand. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, no, but you're arguing against it. Uh-huh. That's right. We're done.

Spitting the wrong hole. I mean, how many Oriole balls did you get in your box? Four. Wow. Man, I felt lucky we'd have got half a one. You know how many I ate from the tray? Four. But if I would have eaten four,

oh my God! Luxbox ate four of them! Oh my God! How dare he? I think I figured it out. He started crashing out because of his testers. Oh, I'm telling you, dude. He's like,

it's like, bigger right now. No, I don't think it's getting bigger. He's starting to lift his left leg. It's blowing up. No, no, no. I think when you have, when fear shows up, and I think, I do think he's genuinely scared of what's going on, and I would be too.

That's normal. I think when you have other emotions heightened, you crash out in other ways. I do. Like when I have something going on, I may screaming yell. You would try to alleviate that. I get that.

But let's say it's not something I can go to the doctor about. But it is. Okay. But I have other life things going on. Everything else is magnified. It becomes 10 times worse. Really, if like I wasn't going through the other thing, the other stuff would roll off my back.

Like it just would be like, okay, no, we do. But this stuff doesn't roll off his back normally anyway. And you're saying all the other things he's been mad at for the past. He just flailed about. Like, I feel like he's having it. Forever. Like the palate, his ball was flaring up. We look back.

Everything he's snapped about is just his testicle flaring up over time. Well, maybe it was early stages. Early stage. He goes to the doctor 15 minutes before he dies. Amy's story. Let's not forget that. 15 minutes later he dies. I thought of that because that happened to my cousin.

She wasn't about to die, but she had to have her appendix removed. But she knew something was really wrong and she was probably going to have to go into surgery. So before she left her house, she took a bath because she didn't want to go to the hospital not fresh and clean. And they were like, if you had arrived 15 minutes later, like you would be in severe trouble. And she was like, we're good. At least I'm clean. Like, at least I took a bath. She's like, and how to put on cute pajamas?

I'm like, would I do that? I don't know. Maybe. Lunchbox go to the doctor. Take a bath. Today, dude. Like to the emergency room. All right.

He's not doing it. Yes, he is. No, he's not. I don't know. He wants content pretty bad. He may do it just for the content, if we're being honest, just so he can come tomorrow with fresh material. Like, do you need someone to go with you? No, no.

Are you going to do that? Do you need someone to hold your? No. I do think that there's more fear here than he's letting on. And yeah, if he was scared to go, I would go. Are you scared lunchbox? Oh, I'm a little nervous. Yeah, absolutely.

You've got to be. That's right. Uh-huh. Yep. Yep, exactly. You should go today. You should go now. I got things to do.

I got work to do. Like what? What's more important work or life? Well, I mean, I can't pay the doctor if I don't have a job, so. But you're not going to lose your job because of one day of punning a couple things back in the calendar. Yeah. And you're not going to have a job if you're dead. That's a good point too.

Yeah. But I got life insurance. So, well, then hang out. Your family, yes. You know what, don't go to the doctor, dude. Yeah, dude. Screw it. It'd be better for your family if you didn't.

Yeah. Maybe they'd benefit more with you not alive. That's not true. That's not true. No, that would suck. Yeah, would suck. It would suck. It would be terrible.

That'd suck. All right, we're done. Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

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