The Bobby Bones Show - WEDS PT 2: Why Bobby Might Go Deaf + Bobby’s Gift Obligation List + Eddie Wants Us To Start A Business
Episode Date: May 13, 2026Bobby shares a mistake he has been making that might be causing him to lose his hearing. A listener wants to know what type of bad luck each of us have because she is constantly dealing with care tire... issues. Bobby shares a list of events you have to buy a gift for people such as graduation or when they have a baby. Eddie brings in the numbers of why we should start a vending machine business. We get into the money details and whether Bobby is going to buy in. We also got into a debate on what things are considered a sport such as cheerleading, poker and bird watching. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bone Show, everybody wrote, yeah.
Two things I'm probably doing wrong. One is I go to sleep with an AirPod in.
And so if I'm always lay on my side, if I'm laying on my right side, I got the left one in.
And if for some reason I flip over at night, I can take that same one and turn it upside
down and put it in the other ear. It's a skill my wife taught me.
Yeah. So I shouldn't do that. I get it, but it helps me follow.
sleep, but then I get wax build up because of the AirPods being in the ear. Then what I do is
every morning I clean my ear with a Q-tip and I mean, I go in there and I shouldn't do that either.
You shouldn't go in there with a Q-tip, but I do. I know. I don't think you're alone in that.
It feels so good. It does. I actually question people that don't do it. Well, there's a woman.
She's in the news today. She did it and it perforated her eardrum and she went deaf for six years.
Okay. Well, maybe that's a good reason. Why not too? Do we all do it? Yeah, I know.
Yeah, she's warning others not to use them in that way.
She was left nearly deaf following the accident.
Sky Van Rensberg first perforated her left ear drum while cleaning her ears in the shower.
And anyway, I don't do that right.
I go hard.
I go hard and like, kind of rough.
Yeah.
I go hard and rough.
I like it.
I like it rough.
Well, maybe we need to just go still do it, but gentle.
I know.
But it's, wax is not easy to remove.
Yeah, but you can gently, uh, just.
It's like gently scrubbing the counters.
I know you have to go hard.
You got to put some elbow grease in it.
The counters, though, don't make you go deaf.
But I'm sure I do both of those wrong.
So another thing I saw this morning was if you do piece sign and pictures,
if you do bunny ears and pictures, cameras are so good now that they can steal your fingerprints.
No way.
No.
No. Because cameras are so great and the high resolution of the cameras that it is possible for your fingerprints to be extracted from the picture. And I'm telling you this. If they're telling us this now, they've been doing it for 10 years. The government's been doing it for 10 years. Anything that we know technologically now, we're like, wow, this is crazy. We can't believe it. The government's been doing it for 10 years and not been saying anything. The solution to that is go nails facing. Middle finger up.
Yeah. Backward piece. That too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what's up.
Don't, it's not something that's common that anybody can do.
But if you have the ability,
if you ever watch those spy shows where they can like zoom in on stuff?
Yeah.
No, this is crazy.
I don't like it at all.
And then my brain starts thinking about our fingerprints.
Isn't that so wild that all of our fingerprints are so different?
The thing that blows my mind, because it is a version of that,
it's that if you take a deck of 52 cards and you shuffle them up,
However, that deck is shuffled, probably in the history of time, it has never been shuffled the exact same way ever.
That's crazy.
That's crazy because it's only 52 cards.
But most likely the way that you shuffled those cards when that exact order has never happened in the history of time for as long as cards have been around.
But with this, when they talk about the peace signs, it's mostly for up close like selfies.
So let's say we're taking a group picture and it's 15 feet back, 10 feet back, 7 feet back, harder to get those.
but when you're doing one of those duck face,
like I like to do,
duck face signs.
Yeah.
That's where it is.
That's where the trouble is.
Good to know,
because I definitely,
I'm a millennial.
I still peace sign.
Audity Central.
Yeah,
people don't know what to do
with their hands,
just generally speaking.
Yeah.
And so what I do with my hands
is I put it in my pockets.
A picture is a weird thing, right?
Like, what do you do?
It's fun to look at like the 1800s
when it wasn't the culturally acceptable thing
to do to smile in a picture.
You just look at,
as normal as possible, also because you had to hold it for so long.
Oh, that's why?
It would take longer to take a picture.
And so you don't want to be smiling like this for so long.
It'll hurt.
So everybody looks so sad back in the day.
But that wasn't the thing to do.
It's also weird than in pictures you're supposed to look happier than you actually
ever really are.
Right.
Like in a picture, we're supposed to look happier than we really ever are,
except for like four times in our life.
But no peace signs close to the camera.
That's where say cheese
I think we had this as a fun fact one Friday
when we were giving our fun fact
Somebody said that say cheese
That originated from a photographer
Trying to get people to smile
And that's why when you're taking a photo
Say cheese
Let's do some voicemails here
By the way you guys can call us
We're here hit us up
We're on 877 77 Bobby
That's our number 877 77
B-O-B-B-Y
Hit me
One of my friends
son is graduating high school. Now, I didn't get invited to any sort of party or anything.
So I am assuming there isn't one happening. So my question is, if there is no party and
nothing going on, are we so expected to give the graduation person a gift, question mark?
Thank you. I feel like that's what I say when I'm talking into my phone. I do question mark
when I'm doing the...
Yeah, or my son.
He does that all the time
when he's talking to me, period.
Question mark, exclamation point.
No.
I don't think you're expected
to get anybody a graduation gift.
At least where I come from,
we didn't even get graduation gifts.
If you're invited and you're close to them,
if you're like a relative
or a really close friend and someone,
yeah, you can slip them 20 bucks or something.
Hey, congratulations.
Where I come from, we didn't even do graduation gifts.
And if there's no party
and there's no invitation
and it's somebody not really, really close to you,
I would say no, there's no expectation at all.
You?
I don't think there's an expectation if it's a friend's kid,
depending on how close you are to the friend and the kid.
Man, you better be aunt, like, not real, but like aunt so-and-so, like that close.
I don't think there's any expectation for a graduation gift.
I was talking to a mom whose daughter is a senior this year,
and she said the graduation party has been stressing them out.
And she didn't come from having graduation parties,
but her daughter's friend group and all those moms are doing it.
And the mom was telling me yesterday, she's like,
I don't know. She's like, this is not a wedding.
But she's like, this is me.
So I really think it's like the parties and the gifts.
It depends on, yeah, like how you grew up or what your social circle is doing.
And do they have drinks there?
Because when I graduated, those parties had drinks.
I think you're thinking of a party by the kids for the kids.
Yeah, no.
Well, I'm talking parents on a Saturday morning at 11th, you know, like a parent funded and orchestrated party for the group.
Mount Pine, we didn't have graduation party.
like that. There might have been like field parties done by the kids after graduation.
There wasn't like a, hey, everybody, you graduated. That was not a thing. Next up,
Ramundo. Hey, Bobby, this is Brittany from Ohio. I was just listening to Amy and her credit cards
getting scammed. I was just curious if you and the rest of the show have any bad luck things
that tend to keep happening to you. For instance, I keep hitting nails, random objects on the road
where I have to get new tires, that kind of thing.
So I was just curious if anybody else had anything like that as well.
Thanks.
Anybody have any bad luck that keeps happening?
Nope.
My most expensive bill over and over again is my bulldog being sick.
So it's his bad luck more than mine.
Well, it's your pocketbook.
Definitely so.
I'm happy to pay for it if he feels better.
But he just, bulldogs are not meant to exist, man.
And so the constant thing that happens to me is there's always something wrong with him.
And now he's getting old.
and he's a bulldog, and they had just been inbred for generations, that my credit card's pretty good.
I don't want to jinx myself.
Also, if anybody charges anything to my card, even a nickel, it pops up on my phone immediately.
So I would know if something were happening.
But Amy was getting, she thought, scanned by our garage here.
She thought.
Turns out it's not our garage.
It's a different garage scamming her.
Yeah, I have no idea where the charges are coming from.
But I'm on it.
I'm paying attention.
And it kind of makes you feel a little better that,
Listeners are recognizing it's kind of just like my thing, my bad luck thing.
It's like.
I don't know that it's a luck thing.
It's a bad luck thing.
Like I don't make my bulldog sick.
You make decisions that make your credit card sick.
No, it's out of my control.
If I give my credit card to someone and they decide to write down the number and then use it.
You need to give it to better people then.
Amy, you think that maybe they see you and they're like, ooh, she'll definitely be easy.
A few times, bad luck.
73, that's on you.
Okay.
Anybody have constant bad luck?
No, Eddie.
Me, I buy lottery tickets all the time and they come up losers.
That's not bad luck, though.
That's just you not getting like odds.
That's normal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's everybody.
I mean, I keep applying for jobs.
Don't get them.
You know who message me?
The guy that got the baseball job.
What did he say?
He said, hey, I'm the guy that got the baseball job that Lunchbox tried out for.
And he said, thanks for having my back.
Oh, because you were like, he sounds good.
Yeah, I was like he sounds good.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
So we can bring a minute as a guest if we want.
That'd be awesome.
No, we're good.
We don't need to.
I'd love to meet that guy.
I don't want to meet.
We had a listener that asked about getting a graduation gift for a friend's kid, but they're not having a graduation party and there was no invitation.
And I'm like, gifts weren't really a thing for us.
Like, you've got an uncle, maybe slide you 20 bucks and be like congratulations, but there wasn't that.
But I made a list of the things in order that you should get gifts for people for.
Number one's a wedding.
If you're going to a wedding, you have to get somebody.
a gift there. That's the number one on the list. Number two, and this is where it goes from
half to to, it would be nice, a baby. Someone has a baby. Okay. And you're not invited to the shower?
It's just like when they have the baby. I'm talking about when they have the baby. Just a baby gift.
Yeah. Yeah. What if they had a shower and you got them a gift at the shower? Then you're good.
Good question. I think you're covered. Okay. Yeah, I'm just thinking about people get us gifts all the time
for the baby. I'm blown away at how kind people are. I've never once got somebody a baby gift.
I never knew about babies. But now you will.
Are you kidding? That's all I do. I look forward to it now.
When someone has a baby, I've had like three friends have babies and I just fire over Uber Eats gift cards and I'm going,
hey, I know people like want to bring you food and stuff, but I know how hard that is because you can't tell if baby's going to be sleeping when somebody comes over or maybe mom's not feeling good.
Here's such money to Uber Eats. Here's, I can't wait to buy people baby gifts now because people have been so kind to us.
Well, great. Now that I'm done having babies.
You're just going to get an Uber Eats, dude. Don't worry about it. If you need one that bad, I'll just send you one anyway.
I got baby at two.
Big gap between two and three,
but I have birthday at three.
Yeah, it depends on the...
If there's a relationship level.
That could also be like,
hey, I'm gonna buy you lunch for your birthday,
something like that.
And at four, I have graduation.
There's no expectation.
If it's birthday and it's somebody
you're pretty close to,
something, you...
Something.
Graduation, I just don't see it.
What about Christmas?
Yeah, we missed that one.
Forget about it.
Because that's, that's, everybody celebrates that at the same time.
That is an actual gift giving holiday.
Okay, got it.
So that is automatically set in.
Everybody experiences that if you celebrate Christmas.
So that's baked in.
Got it.
But I'm saying if you go to a wedding, there are people that don't do gifts.
You should always do a gift at a wedding.
Baby, pretty much.
Birthday?
Me, it just depends.
Graduation.
Take it or leave it.
Who cares?
It's just nice if you do.
Good call on Christmas, but not really part of the criteria.
Now, I understand the difference in like things that either happen yearly.
like a birthday or just events in life.
Anybody have anything they want to add?
Now, I'm not Jewish, so like a bar mitzvah, a bat mitzvah, I don't have that.
I'm sure that would make the list because that's one time.
Pete Zanietta.
Yep.
I'm not a 16th.
I'm not Hispanic or Mexican.
No, but I'm honorary.
You thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So now you know.
I'm really proud of that.
Thank you, my honor.
Anything else?
But that would also be birthday, though, to be fair.
But it's a one-time birthday in those instances.
You with me?
Yeah.
What about First Communion?
Like a baby one baby Catholic?
It's a Catholic thing where you get your first?
I'm not honorary Catholic.
I don't know.
That you're not.
This is a good reminder though because my niece just graduated college and I need to send her like something.
Like I'll move my ring to my thumb so I don't forget to do it.
That's a reminder?
Yeah, I move my rings around on my fingers that are not natural.
So then I'm like, why is my ring on my thumb?
This feels uncomfortable.
And then I'll look at it and it might take, it might.
it might be instant or might take five minutes
and I'll be like, oh, my rings on my thumb because
I'm supposed to order or send
my niece a graduation gift, which my daughter
did graduate high school this year.
Oh, you're looking at for gifts?
I don't know.
No, do we get her a gift?
Do we as in your parents?
You get her the gift of life.
She's looking at us like, why did we not get her anything?
No, this is just occurring to me.
I bought an ad in the yearbook celebrating her.
That's right.
I'm happy to get her a gift.
How much was that?
No, you don't have to get her, but it was 300.
For the ad in the yearbook in the back?
Dang.
I think, wasn't it?
I think it was.
I don't know.
He went full page, which most of the time it's like a business.
It's like eight to a page.
Or like, whatever.
So there's just like huge picture of her and it's like, we are proud of you.
Love Bobby and Kaylin.
That's awesome.
Housewarming.
Oh, good one.
Can't go if you don't bring a gift.
Okay.
But also is their housewarming parties?
I never had one of those.
Who has that?
I don't know.
I've never been to one.
Is that like a different class of people that has a house warming party?
Right?
I don't know.
Sometimes you just want to like break it in.
Like I just move.
I'd love to have everybody over.
No, I'm good.
Send a gift if you want, but I'm good.
We'll do a virtual house warming party.
Everybody got on Zoom.
Tell me thanks.
Eddie has a business idea.
We never do these.
Like we've literally never jumped in one.
I guess lunchbox did the palette.
Yeah.
We jumped in on that one.
But everybody always has big business ideas.
Eddie, go ahead with yours.
Guys, I've got two or three.
Instagram posts that have just popped up in my
4U page. I don't know why.
But three different stories
of three different guys
that bought vending machines and
have made so much money. I told you this before.
Well,
and you laughed at me. I saw
the numbers and I think it's something that we need to do.
Write down the numbers. Here we go. Let me get
the numbers out. What, you didn't have the numbers ready?
No, I did. Okay.
Solid. Good business. Okay, we got the numbers ready.
Here we go. So for the machine,
it cost them $7,000.
to buy a vending machine.
For the whole year, it cost $16,000 to buy all the products and restock the whole
machine, right?
So you're $23,000 under right now.
Boom.
$600 for the year in insurance.
Okay, I just say $24,000.
That was it.
And that's the expense.
$24,000.
And he made in profit $20,000 after everything was paid off.
And that's in one year, and that's one machine.
So if we buy 10 machines, let's go, baby.
Why would you buy 10 machines?
You've never done it before?
Well, I mean, we start small.
Start small with one.
Do they have recommended locations of where you put them?
That was another post I saw.
They said just go to places that have like, you know, like warehouses are a really good one.
Because they're people that are working.
They're like, they're thirsty.
So you get all the coax or whatever.
Then you have like a workout facilities.
You know you have to rent space a lot of times to put a machine.
They said that if the person.
Who's day?
They said.
The guy that posted the video.
They said that if the business has a problem with it, like, I don't want a vending machine here.
Offer them 5% of your profits.
Then why don't you just do it by yourself?
I don't have that money to invest.
But most people don't have the money liquid to invest in something.
They go because they believe in it and they know they can make money off of it.
They go and they get a loan to do it.
Also, it sounds like the $16,000 that was spent in the year.
That's not upfront cost.
You probably spend that along the way.
The only upfront cost is the first time you load it full of good.
But also the machine.
And the cost of the machine.
So it's $7,000 and then all the snacks.
And then you've got to decide which are the good snacks and how much you're charging.
Right, because it's not just, it's not just sodas, you know, as chips, candy bars.
Well, a soda machine's different than a snack machine.
You got to pick which one you want.
You got to pick which one you're doing.
Those are two different things.
Unless you want all refrigerated snacks.
A vending machine is snacks.
A Coke machine is...
I feel like the Coke machine would be the easiest because there's no, like, it's just coax.
What do you want from us?
How much money did you say we needed?
You're not even ready.
24,000.
We need $24,000.
Divided by four.
And here's the deal, too, like, who's going to maintain it, right?
Who's going to go stock it?
You.
Why are you asking us?
No, no, no.
I'm saying for us as the investors, let's ask ourselves that question.
Who's going to do that?
Not me.
I have no problem doing it.
Okay, for me to you.
Lunchbox?
I'll do Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
You do the other days?
You guys have to go also find the places.
I don't think you have to stock it every day.
If we're selling Amy, we're going to have to stock it every day.
And if we put the Bobby Bones show logo on it, it'll sell a lot more.
It just has a logo on the machine.
Yeah, buy a kid from the Bambone show, buy a snack from the Burybone show.
Can we at least use your face?
No.
Like you drinking a Coke?
The risk is Bobby's bites.
People taking a hammer to it.
Right.
Yeah.
Do people steal these things?
Machines?
Yeah, like vending machines?
It's a difficult steal.
Okay.
Probably not worth it.
It's too large.
And then where do we buy one?
Like, you're asking us the question.
You just brought this. How do you have all the questions?
It's just initial.
Dude, I'm bringing you the initial idea.
I've seen one on Facebook Marketplace.
I'm looking at Marketplace right now.
Do you guys like the idea?
I don't hate it.
I think it's a hilarious bit, but I'm having nothing to do with the maintaining of it.
I don't want any work to do.
But then like, it's already risky because I don't want to give you guys money.
Dude, we'll use it.
You won't, though. You won't. You'll be over it in six months.
No, we will not.
Do we need a machine that also takes credit card?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't even want one that takes cash.
You want it cash free now.
So that's extra money.
Yeah, so I'm looking at the marketplace to see.
I'm not fully opposed to this,
which I've been fully opposed in the past when it comes to thousands of dollars.
One, lunchbox can't be running it.
I don't trust him with money anymore.
Here we go.
I made you money on everything you've ever invested with me.
He won't run it, but can he be part of the investment
so he can be one of the guys to his stock?
it. That's running it though
if we're counting on him to go and do
work for it. I mean, I cannot believe. You've made
a profit in the storage unit.
Wow. It's mostly the difficulty to get money back.
I mean, whenever it's like, hey, it's time to pay
and you just never want to pay. Like that to me
is not someone that I want to go into business with at a higher level.
No, no, no. There was never not wanting to pay. The pallet,
there was nothing to pay. We hadn't made any money.
And guys, let's look forward. Let's look forward into the future.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's not look backwards.
Amy, what are you finding?
I mean, I'm finding a lot of
What are you saying, Mike?
Your mic's not on.
I post them up here if Eddie.
You want to?
Yeah, hold on.
Oh, you're going to put them on the screen?
See, man, I've got to work the screen.
I mean, there's some combo machines where they have a section that is for cold drinks
and then a section for snacks.
How much does that machine cost?
The combo one, $500.
The whole machine's only $500.
But it says the drink part needs free on.
I bet you that's renting the machine, Amy.
We don't want to rent.
We want to own our machine.
This doesn't say.
Oh, must go by Saturday.
We got to get that one.
It's got to go.
Guys, it's only $850.
To buy?
That seems really cheap.
This guy said how much?
If you buy a machine, $850, you're going to get an $850 machine.
Yeah, it doesn't take credit card.
You mean one that breaks all the time?
You're going to get it.
It takes credit cards.
That one does.
See, look at that one.
You got to pay for the credit card subscription service.
The internet, the Wi-Fi.
And then what's the credit card processing fee?
They didn't say that.
Oh, here's one for 5K.
See, that's kind of what we want.
You just need to do more research.
This one has the location included.
Wow.
Wait, how much is that one?
Monthly sales of $150 to $300.
Oh, that's the one I'm looking at.
You guys found the same one?
Yeah.
Is that a sign?
That might be a sign.
$300 a month.
Eddie said you make like $10,000 a month or something.
No, for the year.
This is the most you can reach is $400 a month in this one.
Yeah, so that's $3,600 a year.
This is $20,000 a year.
So we might need a better location.
Wait, what did you say?
$20,000 a year.
No, no, hold on.
$400 a month.
It says gross monthly sales is, I put it up at the high.
So I said $300.
Okay, Mike said $400.
That's why I thought your mouth was $3,600.
So this could be like the Bobby Bone Show vending machine.
I'm not putting my name on a vending machine.
No, no, I'm just saying like it's our vending machine.
Like, this is our project.
I don't know that I want to go into a project with a whole.
bunch of people though.
Oh my gosh, I found another machine similar to the other one.
And they said their monthly average of revenue is 400 as well.
Oh.
So this Instagram dude was wrong?
We need higher traffic.
No, we just need like.
We just need more machines.
No.
Oh my God.
We're not going to scale.
No.
No, we've never done it.
What do you mean by higher traffic?
More people.
More people that will stop at the machine.
Okay.
Broadway.
There's so many, dude, Broadway.
You can just walk around with it hanging off your chest.
Yeah.
open your jacket and have all the chips. Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Hey, you got Twixbar right here.
Tell some drunk guy punches you and takes the chips.
Oh, of course. Yeah, you know where you need to get into is like a middle school. Those
kids will buy anything. Yeah, but I'm sure the school has that set up so they get the money.
Well, you can go to the school district, then just kind of...
Eddie said, all from 5%.
Five percent. It'll be yours.
I think we really need to do laundromats.
I've already...
My gosh.
This is all this stuff I've already...
You buy a business.
It's our...
Buy a business that's already in business.
I hear you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's like the most cliche thing.
And I'm sure it works.
It just takes a lot of time and attention and detail and money.
Until it doesn't.
No, it always does.
But we can split the deals.
I'm not, we don't.
We can split the duties.
Like, I can check it on Mondays.
Then you three or you two should do something.
Guy, this one's good.
This one has five machines.
Dang.
Which one?
The one, the one might pulled out?
Yeah, $12,000.
You see.
Five machines.
No profit sharing or contracts.
Keep 100% of the profits.
But who, who,
Who is this? Who's giving you that? And the location.
This guy.
Yeah, I don't trust.
Turnkey vending machine route for sale.
Start earning day one. That means they already have it in place.
And we just have to take over the machines.
What's the cost on that?
$12,000.
And what are they getting from it?
So we do three grand each.
Probably not having to do the work anymore.
It's a gross sales. Look at that.
Total sales from February through December was $10,000.
You're saying we're buying them out?
Yeah, we're buying them out.
But if it were so profitable, they probably wouldn't sell it.
Maybe they have to move.
They could.
You're right.
You guys should do that.
You three and then just keep me updated.
You don't want in?
No, I don't want a part of any four-part thing where we have to stay connected for years and years to make money.
And the reason they're selling is their transition.
That's what we do every day.
We stay connected for years and years to make money.
Like what do you mean?
That's a great point.
That's what we're doing here right now.
We've been doing it for years.
Yeah.
I'm good.
I'd do something with you, Amy.
If you wanted to go out.
What in the world?
Why do you do that in front of us?
Why do you do that?
It's so disrespectful.
It's so disrespectful.
I trust Amy.
But so what I mean?
Amy doesn't scream a bunch of stuff and then not do it her whole life.
That's not true.
I've never screamed and not done.
You scream and do?
What about a claw machine?
No, those will make up.
That's money.
That sounds awesome, Amy.
That's easy money.
Why should say no.
That is so easy money because you can loosen the claw and they never win a prize.
Because there's a claw machine for $950.
We don't want to be those people though.
But there's a documentary on that.
I know, but we want to give people prizes.
Like, we don't want to not give...
It just never takes a bear.
Amy, look at that circle.
Look at how close those vending machines are to each other,
right behind your right shoulder.
Look, the reason he's going for larger clients
so he doesn't want the combo machines anymore, that's why.
So it's not that there's not problem.
And why don't you just do it yourself?
I don't have that much money.
You can take a loan, though, if you believe in it.
They will loan you the money.
I mean, I'd love to have some partners.
Why do you want partners?
That's a fun part about business.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
If you can help it.
I can tell you right now it ain't.
You don't want a partner.
You guys are different.
Do my dad have a partner and like they didn't talk.
Like something went south and they just never talked again.
He said you don't know.
Like you have a partner in any business.
I did.
Forrest and I, we did lawn mowing.
How old were you?
How old were we?
Like 11 or 12?
He asked the same question.
Yeah.
And he would, you know, it was good.
It was really good.
Okay.
All right.
So, no.
I am.
what you're presenting at this point
with this dynamic
it's going to be a no from me
but that doesn't mean you can't do it
I'm not the only thing that makes the world go around here
but you got cash
well everybody have to have equal cash
well no everybody would have to have equal cash
Amy yeah what would you think
he would pay more than us
for more return why not if I'm putting
it on you guys to do the work no chance
you just don't believe in us
correct correct
that means he doesn't believe in you dude
no y'all you said us
I would consider doing something with you.
I would for sure do something with Amy.
No chance I would do with thousands of dollars in lunchbox.
He won't even pay Amy her thousands back from getting hacked.
Gosh, that's so true.
I forgot about that.
Well, he's going to.
I mean, I don't want to.
You've been saying this for months.
How?
Well, right now I'm just waiting to see what he does.
But if I need to get legal involved, then I'll get legal.
I mean, that's part of doing business.
That's going to get real awkward.
It's going to get real awkward.
Sometimes business, it goes south.
And that, I mean, that is part of it.
investing. You're right. I don't want to do this lunchbox.
You don't. He keeps talking about what you're supposed
to do in business, what he's done? And it's like, what have you
done? When I was 11, I did a lawnmower business.
We've made profit and everything
I've done. With Forest.
We made a lot of money. How much money?
A lot. A year.
Oh, we did it in the summers, man. It was great.
How much in the summer? A lot.
Oh, my gosh. For an 11 year old, dude.
For an 11 year old, I mean, making
$800 is a lot of money.
Yeah. So that's how much you made $800?
Probably. I mean, we would just stuff it.
in a jar and then at the end of the summer we split it.
Weren't allowed to spend it all summer.
Nice.
All right.
Hey, speaking of money, did a listener tell you, who brought up the $100?
Oh, a listener.
So I did a book.
Like, I ordered a pack of books by Kristen Hanna and one of the books in the pack I'd already
read.
So I was like, I'm just going to give this away.
So I was like, comment something you're grateful for and I randomly pick somebody.
And the person that I randomly picked, she was like, oh my gosh, this is so cool.
I've been listening to y'all forever.
Like, even back when y'all were in Austin, she's like way back.
to the days when Bobby used to pay people $100 if they didn't like the show or something.
It's not quite what that was, but I understand it. I couldn't remember. I was like, what?
Well, the most famous instance was when we moved to town. What I would do is pay people if they hated
the show initially. I would go, if you listen to the show for two weeks every day and you still tell
me you hate it, I'll give you $100. And I did that a couple times in Texas. And then we moved here
and we did it with someone in Kentucky. Somerset. Somerset, Kentucky. We all went. And then, well, we bought all
the listeners that met us in Somerset ice cream.
I met someone last year, or maybe on the boat,
maybe on the boat that said that they were there.
Oh yeah?
At that Sonic.
We first moved here is brutal and everybody's like,
we hate you, hate your show.
And I was like, if you just listen to it for two weeks and you still hate us,
I will drive up to Somerset, Kentucky and give you $100.
And so I made that bet with her.
And then two weeks went by and she was like, yeah, I still hate the show.
We all jumped in a car and drove up and gave her $100.
Then all the listeners that met us, we met him at a Sonic.
And Sonic wasn't a sponsor or anything.
and then we just bought everybody ice cream.
Oh, okay, I forgot about that.
But yeah, that's something that she mentioned to reference,
like how long she'd been listening.
Did you go to that?
You went, right?
To Somerset?
Yeah.
Yeah, I did go to that, but I forgot the whole $100 thing.
There's a lot of stuff.
But she was talking about from probably early 2000s.
Yeah, I did it a couple times in Texas too.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was like, if you hate the show,
I never didn't pay the money.
Every time I ever made that deal with someone,
they still hated the show and I paid them the money.
You're a man of your word?
Kind of a bad investment.
Yeah.
First couple times, you probably stopped doing that.
That podcast that you're listening to, the one about The Bachelor.
Love Trapped.
Yeah.
I finally listened to episode two, slowly making my way through it.
And it does get crazier.
It does.
He warned us in episode one, if you think it's crazy now, just wait.
Oh, what a tease.
And it has so far lived up to that hype.
So much so that now I can't wait for the crazy for episode.
episode three, which
turns out, remember you were on her podcast,
which is so random and weird.
How was I to know years ago
that she was going to possibly allegedly love trap someone
and say she was pregnant with somebody's kid and they never even had sex?
You didn't get the vibe?
She's done it to four guys.
But she's done it to more than one, dude.
Yeah, I think that the bachelor guy is the fourth.
But I haven't gotten to that part of it.
Is this like allegedly?
This is allegedly.
And I haven't gotten to that part of the podcast yet.
I think that maybe comes out when they go to court.
Are you spoiling anything?
No, because this is stuff that I've read.
It's out there.
Like, it's not, no.
And I'm not even, I don't even know if I'm telling you facts.
I'm just telling you what I've heard.
And it is a hot topic right now, which is, it's crazy to me.
So I did some research after in episode two.
They talk about her parents.
Her dad is some big famous radio guy out of San Francisco.
I don't know if he was syndicated or what, but I'm like,
he's in the Radio Hall of Fame.
You're in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Fame. How did
how did you get on her podcast? Is it
maybe because of your connection to
her dad? I have no idea.
I don't know her dad.
Okay. Well, I'm trying to piece
together how in the world. His name is Ron
Owens. He has a Wikipedia
page. Oh, nice. I'm sure he's
very successful. And he's
that's how I learned he's in the Radio Hall of Fame.
But then I'm like, okay, so her and her mom
were hosting the podcast.
I was on with her mom. Her and her mom were the
hosts. And then you
were a guess. You don't remember that? Uh-uh. Sure don't. So I guess the mystery will still live on as to
how you got booked for that, because it's not like you do a lot of podcasts. I don't. That's what I'm
thinking there must have been some connection of like, I thought I was going to bring this to you
and be like, oh, Ron? Yeah, Ron Owens. That's all I got on there. But anyway, that's her dad.
It probably was somebody reached out to like my PR team and was like, well, Bobby do this.
And then there's only a few of them that are like, yeah, we'll run it to him because they don't
bring everything and then most of the time it goes like this hey do you want to do this podcast i don't
why not i do 19 podcasts i everything i want to say i say through one of my outlets so i'm kind of good
and i'm not promoting anything i don't have a book or anything i don't need to go on like a tour
so i'm good just doing it with my people in my contained area and they're like yeah but we really
think this would be a great look to this audience and i'm like okay fine and then i agree to do it that's
usually how that goes. Maybe it was one of those.
No. Was that podcast ever, was it popular? Her podcast? Yeah. I'm not sure.
I don't know. I already forgot. I didn't get love trapped. I saw it coming.
Got it boy. I said no. No, you were already. The thing is we were saying good thing you were already married.
Oh, is that when it was? It was that recent. Yeah, you did it in 2020. Oh, that's crazy. So you were,
that's what the listener wrote me. The listener was like, good thing Bobby didn't get messed up with her.
She was just, oh man, relentless.
He couldn't have been more clear of like what happened with us the other night is never going to happen again.
I just want a professional relationship with you, period.
But what happened was they hooked up, they didn't go all the way.
Correct.
No penetration.
No.
Right.
But she's also agreeing to that.
What do you mean?
Or is she saying no, there was penetrating?
No, there wasn't.
No, she's saying, I know.
this is crazy. We didn't do that.
But like, I haven't gotten to what episode three says, but in episode two, they allude
to a fact that just some of it was near there on her body.
Like dry humping?
Just.
I guess if you're a dude and you're naked and you don't do penetration, but it was close
and there was like rubbing of it, you're like, I don't know, maybe some did get in there.
Like, I could see that if it was so close.
Because if, like, we're just like in underwear, I'm not going to believe it.
There's no chance.
If, like, their skin on skin and, like, possibly some fluid.
But what are the...
None.
I mean, so, so, so low.
But dudes are stupid.
I'm just telling you now.
We don't know anything.
Generally speaking, we're stupid.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not going to give away certain things.
Yeah, don't.
Thank you.
But it is...
It's just crazy.
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Fair to say this was the biggest case of your career?
Yes, sir.
Rape a murder for a child.
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Let's go around the room. Amy.
Amazon has launched Amazon now
where they're going to deliver things to you within 30 minutes.
They announced this yesterday.
Starting in certain cities, Atlanta, Dallas, Philadelphia, Seattle.
Here?
It's expanding to Austin, Denver, Houston, Orlando, Oklahoma City, Phoenix.
By the year end, it's going to roll out across the U.S.
But we're not mentioned there?
Nashville?
Yeah.
Not yet.
Yeah, who do you think of me?
We.
Earth?
Well, we have listeners everywhere.
I don't know.
Lunchbox, go ahead, ask her.
Oh, somebody already had this story?
No, ask her.
What?
How is this possible?
Oh, well, they have warehouses, and then you place the order, and bam, they go to the warehouse, pick it up and deliver it to you.
Bam.
Just like that.
I'm ready for the next level when AI predicts what we're going to order and they just
have it.
They just draw it off.
Yeah.
Like your fridge will start taking note of what you're missing and make a grocery list for you.
They have that.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, is it going to be like just assessing your entire house and all of a sudden it shows up on your porch?
Creepy.
And cool.
Also, speaking of Amazon, remember that book we all, I guess we had a wheel or competition?
I had to read it at the fourth.
wing.
Yeah, it was like dragon.
Dragon penetration.
Yeah, it's called Romanticie.
Romance and fantasy combined.
Why did I have to read that?
You lost the wheel.
I was the wheel.
Okay.
And I saw that Amazon bought the rights to that and they're making a fourth
wing TV series.
Oh, that's a massive book.
It makes sense.
Yeah.
All right.
Good thing.
You can watch the pictures now.
Nah, I'm good.
I'm good.
Around the room.
Let's go to lunch.
Mike's. Yeah, so the World
Cup is starting a little over a month
and Mexico was still going to be
in school, like the kids were going to still be going to
class. So they came out
and said, we are ending school
a month early.
That's cool. So the kids can watch the
World Cup. We don't want them to miss any
of the action. We love soccer.
School's not important. A month
early. Why a month early?
So they can watch all the games and they won't be in
class.
You understand? No.
So they're going to let him out a month early?
That's literally what he said twice.
A month before they would normally get out.
Are you broken?
Oh, okay.
Listen to Amy.
She understands me.
No, I don't understand you.
I thought they're going to let him out a month early to get ready for the games that are going to be in a month.
No.
That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
They wouldn't be out until a month after.
Got it.
Got it.
I don't think Amy got you there.
No, she understood that I needed to explain it to him, but it's not because I thought what you thought.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Okay, thank you.
No, I didn't.
I thought you were broken for a second.
No, no, no.
I thought you're being funny.
No, you understand what I'm saying, right?
I mean, yeah, but we don't know how you got there.
You're saying a month before the game.
I never thought that.
I thought a month early, so school is out just in time for the games to start.
Right.
And I was like, what's the point of them getting out a month early before the games even start?
But now I get it.
So they announced that last week and everybody was celebrating the kids were going crazy.
Well, they got backlash on the parents.
And this morning, they came out and said,
ah, never mind, we're going to continue with school.
And you don't get the month off.
Oh, well, there you go.
You let us go through that whole thing
and then just to tell us there at the end.
Well, no, you guys, I mean, Eddie,
I didn't think it was going to be that crazy,
but it was just like, oh, man, how exciting.
And then it's like, no, I'm sorry, you're going to finish school.
Yeah, you really got us there.
All right, Morgan.
Do you want a space story or a murder trial story?
I love choose your adventure.
Space, duh.
So NASA has officially with the Hubble Telescope,
discovered more than 6,000 worlds
that are out there in the universe beyond our galaxy.
Define world.
So they're exoplanets.
They are basically like hot Jupiter's,
super Earths, how they define them.
They have similar characteristics to ours.
They orbit.
They have like a sun that they orbit around.
And there's 6,000 of them.
They have a sun.
It's a different variation of,
that's what they're looking for.
The sun is just a star.
Yeah, I know.
But they have their own where they,
what do you call it?
orbit around. I mean, that's a world. Well, but they're not saying there's living.
Well, now that they've discovered them. They don't know. It's so far away.
Yeah. Like, they just had to discover them first because the Hubble telescope was launched in 1990
and we didn't know anything about any planets. Is it just coming back? It's taking that long
to come back? It's, I think over the course of time that it's reported back. It's just,
they just hit the milestone of 6,000 recently. So like, now that they know about all of them,
now they can start understanding the worlds, if there's potential of life there, all of these other
things. It just takes so long to get it back because if it's light years. Yeah. It takes, you know,
I think if something so far away, I was reading a story of the day where there's a million
light years away and they were to have taken images of earth during like the Roman days, it would
just now be like parts of it just beginning to them. Wow. And they'd think that's what was happening
right now. That's wrong how I told it, but that's what it is. It takes a long time for to travel. But yeah,
There's stuff out there.
Well, and I don't know how you, like, there's, like, I look at this picture.
This is like they mocked up what all of the planets potentially look like.
How you look at this and you're like, yeah, there's no other life out there.
I want to see that second version of sexy Uranus.
There's hot Earth, spicy Jupiter, sexy Uranus.
Yeah, it's wild that we think, because...
Isn't that cool?
Like...
What we can see, there's nothing.
That means what we can't see.
there's also nothing.
It'd be like scooping, I've heard this comparison,
going to the ocean,
scooping out a coffee cup full of water
and being like, well, there are no whales in here.
I guess there are no whales out there in the ocean.
Yep.
Because it's so vast.
There's so much, how can you say there's nothing?
Well, and there's like a lot of people
who are saying that they're searching for other earth,
but just we're assuming
that the only other version of life
is an earth like ours
when there's potential for all other kinds of life.
It's dimensional anyway.
What do you mean by that?
aliens, finger quotes.
They're not Little Green Men from Far Planets, Fiasmi.
Can they be just like us?
They have ball caps on too?
It could be, there is a theory.
It's people in the future.
Like it literally is us.
Like they've discovered a way to travel through time.
Because of that, what you were saying,
Light Year?
Because of the delay time like that?
No, but that would be interstellar,
and that is an A-plus movie.
Oh.
It's maybe the best movie ever made.
That's McConaughey.
Was that better than Project Hail Mary?
because I'm considering...
We haven't started that yet.
I've read the book.
I think it's different.
Project Hell Mary is kind of fun.
Yeah, Interstell is a little bit more dramatic.
Okay.
Mind-blowing.
Same guy.
No, no, no.
Martians...
Matt Damon.
No, no, no.
The writer of the Martian is also Project Hellmerry, right?
Yeah.
And then Interstellar is Chris...
Christopher Nolan.
He didn't write it, did he?
Yeah, Roden directed it.
Oh, wow, really?
That's cool.
Yeah, Interstellar might be the greatest movie in my lifetime.
I've never, I've just Google that I've never seen it.
You can't be distracted and watch it.
That's fine.
It's a movie.
You're distracted right now.
I'm looking at the, I'm not distracted.
Generally speaking, you're like, you live distracted.
You didn't like, whatever.
I didn't like what?
Nothing.
I was like, it's a movie I had to watch like two times to fully appreciate it.
And you probably watched it dialed in.
Yes.
Okay.
Are they even in the same category or did I just make that up?
Like, are they both sci-fi, project camera, and...
Yeah, space movies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give us a murder story too.
Oh, so Alex Murdaugh.
We all know who that is.
I don't remind me.
The Murdaugh trials?
I never got into it.
Is it Murdoch?
Correct.
I don't know.
Is it Murdoch?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yes, he's the one who was convicted of killing his wife and his son.
After his son had a boat crash.
This is in Idaho?
No.
Okay, this is the one I got in late so I never got in.
Where is it?
South Carolina?
Yeah.
A southern town.
Was he rich?
Yes, he was a lawyer.
Got it, got it, got it.
Legacy of legal, like, lawyers and judges and their family,
so they just got a lot away with a lot for a century.
Okay.
So what happened?
Well, he was convicted and it all went through the whole thing,
but now his murder convictions have been overturned.
Wow.
There's now a new trial that is happening,
all because the county clerk, I guess,
showed a sealed crime scene photo to a reporter.
and so they now have grounds to overturn the conviction, which they did,
and now there's going to be a new trial.
So it's probably nothing, no new evidence.
It says you can't show a report or something that is.
Yeah, so like it's a tainted jury now.
So what they convicted him of, it's not a fair trial for him.
Oh, got you, got you, got you.
That's crazy.
They're just redoing it.
He definitely did it.
But you don't know.
Well, he was convicted.
So what do you say if it's overturned, though?
You can't say that anymore.
Like all of a sudden, do you have to go allegedly again?
Like, do you have to put allegedly in front of it if it's overturned again?
I think so, yeah.
He was convicted.
Now he's being retried digitally.
Yeah, my interest isn't there because I didn't follow it initially, but that's wild.
I'm good.
There's a lot of us.
And there's a whole movie or like a series on that.
Yeah, with actors.
Yeah, it's really good.
Pass.
Okay.
I haven't done it, but Amy, you're going to love this.
So did you guys know.
know that there is a birding
birding competition.
It's been going on for 43 years in New Jersey.
So this is a 24-hour birding competition
where groups of people go out into the woods
for 24 hours and identify as many species of birds
that they can.
And whoever identifies the most,
they got to get confirmed,
they win the competition.
So does the judge go with each group
to confirm they're not making up
that they saw the blue peckered willow hill?
I don't know.
Or do you have to photograph for her?
Yeah, otherwise, this is like,
I saw the blue peckered willow hill.
have to have audio recordings of the sound of that bird.
So not only have to see the bird, but the bird has to make a sound when in their sight.
Correct.
And then they jot it down.
That is a speckled crock a crock of, whatever.
So what's crazy though, this is the craziest part.
The people that have won the last three years in a row are all teenagers.
The fact that there are teenagers in this sport is amazing.
I would think they're all in their like 80s.
You have to move pretty swiftly through the forest.
Probably, and you've got to stay up for 24 hours.
All that matters.
Maybe older people try, they just fall asleep or pass out.
Yeah, I thought that was so interesting.
There's a birding competition out there.
But Bobby, is it a sport?
No, no.
He called it a sport.
Definitely not a sport.
Did I say sport?
Competition.
Well, it's called the World Series of Birding.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, but the World Series of poker exists.
That's not a sport.
And I like poker, and that's definitely a skill to be a good poker player, but not a sport.
Cheerleading is definitely a sport.
I saw somebody fighting about that.
There are only a few things that cross into the criteria of no ball but still a sport.
Cheerleading or sure a sport.
Like you're throwing people in the air.
You're flipping gymnastics is for sure a sport.
Like there is you have to be an athlete.
There's scoring competition at multiple levels.
Olympa. Yeah, it's a sport.
So I feel like the difference is like sport, game, competition.
And all can be the same, but I think you can also have individual.
as well. But all three of those.
Because like golf, is golf a sport? Any sport
is also competition and what was the other one you said?
Game. Yeah, all that's still there. But there are certain
things like a game. Only monopolies a game.
They can also be a competition, but not a sport.
But then there's like
what's that stupid game? Lunchbox plays,
Wordle. Like, wordle is a game. You just play by yourself.
Not a sport. But you're really not competing against anybody
just yourself and not a sport.
Because you can make the argument that if it has a ball.
That's a ball. It's a sport. But that's not true.
Is billiards a sport?
Yeah.
It takes physical ability
Strength
Touch
Strategy
Yeah it's a tough one
But I'm gonna go yes
Because there are balls
You have to hit the ball hard sometimes
It takes hand eye coordination
Sure English
Yeah I'm gonna go yes on that
It's definitely on the edge
I'm gonna give you that
That's a good one
But I'm still gonna go a sport
Because how hard you hit it
It helps if you're tall
Short you gotta find different angles
I'm gonna go yes
I'm gonna go yes
yes and billiards.
Controversial yes.
I do like how you took time on that.
You pause and you're like, let me think about this for a second.
Yeah, because it's close, man.
Billiards.
It's close.
I love the episode of Fresh Prince where they go and they get they're going to, they get
hustled and then they get Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil was a hustler back in the day
and he pulls out his own old Polk queue and he goes to the bar and takes all the money back.
One of the best Fresh Prince episodes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that good?
You good?
Good.
It's it.
A Delta Airlines plane got halfway across the Atlantic Ocean before turning all the way back.
Passengers had to go on an eight-hour trip to nowhere.
They were actually going somewhere, but there was an operational issue, and they decided for us right now, the best thing is to turn around.
So they got, I believe, four front, four back.
They had to fly.
They just landed at the same airport.
How much was left until they got to the next place?
They were leaving Atlanta.
It says, endured an eight-hour flight to nowhere.
I'm assuming that's because it was four and four.
Yeah.
but Delta flight DL 54 took off from Atlanta
Reverse course halfway through
It had to be, I'm assuming, going towards Europe
Yeah
Because that's all water that direction
If you're going the other way, you won't have to go for and turn around
You can land
You can go, even if you go past California
You only have to come back an hour
To turn around
But
How bad was it? Do they say what it was?
They were going to Nigeria
Oh gosh
They also could have been going south I guess
Yeah across the island
Watery.
Fair life.
That sucks.
You're on a fly for eight hours
and you're at the same exact place.
You're nowhere.
That's terrible.
But you're alive.
Can you imagine though when you land?
No.
When the pilot tells you what's happening.
Oh, you don't tell.
You have to.
I don't know.
Because there's a little map up on the screen.
Right.
And you don't feel the plane just make a U-turn?
Well, I mean, you say there's something
going on.
We got to go somewhere, but you don't tell them
it's back to where they came from.
You know the whole cabin goes.
Oh.
You better hope everything.
Everybody on that plane is mentally well.
That sucks.
And odds these days?
Yeah, the odds are not good.
We talked about a story where a guy stole and swallowed Tiffany Diamonds,
and now there's an update.
He's now representing himself in that case.
So he's going to be his own lawyer.
That'd be fun to be your own lawyer.
Just for the, like, thrill of it, you're probably going to lose.
That part sucks.
But to be able to be your own lawyer would be cool.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's fun.
It really is to represent yourself and argue in front of a judge
and bring evidence.
It's pretty exhilarating.
He was just like traffic ticket court, though.
Did I stand in front of a judge and argue,
and then they had their witness come up,
and I argue against me, and I won?
I don't know that it happened like that,
but I don't know that it doesn't.
No, it did.
He dropped the case, right?
Yeah.
I don't know that did happen like that.
No, the cop was there,
and he tried to defend his ticket, and he lost.
The x-rays of the diamonds were in him,
and they have.
Wow.
So, yeah, that's what's up.
He's got 30 years in jail looking at him,
though the rush of defending yourself against 30 years in prison
like you're probably going to lose. But the serial killer did that.
Which one?
The one that jumped out in escape prison.
They killed all the people.
Who was that?
He had the old documentary series about. Ted Bundy.
He represented himself. Really smart guy.
And then escaped prison. Remember that when he jumped out of the top, the window?
I don't remember that.
Will Hunting. Will Hunting also represented himself.
Yeah, he's genius, though.
So smart.
You guys remember Ted Bundy, escape in prison?
No.
Mike, do you?
Yeah, I remember in the documentary.
It's crazy.
Good looking, dude.
Back in the day, you could just do whatever you wanted, just drive across state line.
They don't even keep records.
Do some murdering.
Move to a new state.
And John Morgan has his beetle.
Yeah, that's true.
Let's see if there's anything else.
An artist has created a system.
Now, this isn't art per se, but this person is known as an artist and what he's doing.
He's saying is art, but it's true.
It is an apocalypse early warning system.
that tracks private jets around the world
if a large number of jets suddenly flee cities
it is a warning sign for the rest
the non-rich that all of
the rich people know something and they're all getting out of there
I feel like during the Super Bowl this could go off
Washington Post Super Bowl and Masters
yeah or the Masters
false alarm it's just Super Bowl
all right
is there anything else
or that what's that meeting that all the CEOs go to
I don't know is there one of those
yeah don't they all go to like a
location?
I don't think so.
Not that we know about.
There's tech ones that do it.
The tech guys.
The tech guys, they go to some mountain.
But that's only like 12 people.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Oh, really?
Well, the movie they did about it with Steve Correll, they had
I think you're just getting that convention in Las Vegas
mixed up.
No.
NES or whatever it is.
No, I've been to that.
No, I've seen it.
And they've had pictures of the airport where it's just like
hundreds of private jets.
Can you look that up, though?
I'd be curious to know more about it.
Yeah.
CEO convention?
Because I don't want to discount you and you'd be right.
Because I've seen the image.
What's it called?
No, I don't know what's called.
But all the tech guys like Bezos, Musk.
Okay, you're just saying rich people right now.
No, no, no.
Who's the Facebook guy?
Zuckerberg.
All them have been there.
It's like a tech summit?
Billionaire summer camp?
That's it.
That's it.
Don't just grab one.
That's it.
It's in like in Utah?
It's an invitation only.
retreat in Idaho.
Idaho.
Where Jack and Media Titans, like Tim Cook, Sam Waltman, meet for private discussions.
Let me see.
That's not hundreds of people.
There's no way it's hundreds.
I saw the picture in the airport was past.
Maybe there was other people just at the airport.
In Idaho.
There's not going to be some private deal with Tim Cook, Zuckerberg, et cetera, where it's
a general mission.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, it's in by it only.
It's in by now.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Well, no, no, no.
I think Eddie jumped on a story that you found.
There's a Sun Valley Conference.
That's it.
That's what I thought he was doing
Where is that one?
I know
In Utah
That's it, dude
That is it
No you just said the other one was it
I swear
I probably did a story on this
Maybe like two years ago
Let's watch what you find over there
It says 60
High Profile Mughals
And at least 25 billionaires
Attend
Okay that's not really what he's saying
All the CEOs go to this
The Sun Valley Conference
That's the Sun Valley
The other one it didn't really say
I remember being called a summit of some sort.
Well, I just said billionaire summer camp and you said, that's it.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah.
Every summer they gather summer camp for billionaires.
How about the CEO Super Summit?
I'm surprised you haven't heard of this.
Would that be it? The CEO Super Summit?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
The guest list is exclusive attendance has grown with 628 names listed in 2012.
That's it, lunchbox.
What's it called?
That's the.
Okay.
All right.
and company Sun Valley Conference.
That's it.
No, no, no, no.
I respect it.
Hey, I respect it.
I respect what you're doing.
You're committed.
I think I found it.
It says an estimated 175 private jets touchdown in Sun Valley, Idaho on Tuesday,
kicking off the secretive annual retreat.
Colloquially, colloquially, known as the summer came from billionaires.
What year was that?
2025.
Yeah, last year.
You don't just say yeah last year.
I'm telling you, dude.
sure there's something where a bunch of rich people go.
They need a key better secret of it because then now you know where all these rich, powerful people are.
I think that is it because I'm seeing that photo Eddie was talking about of all the private jets.
You see it at the airport?
Sun Valley one.
Yeah.
How do you get to that one?
You fly.
You pulling out?
No, like how do you get an invite?
Eddie made it sound like any CEO of any company.
Can go.
I try to pull it off the computer.
It's the diamond one.
It's different.
Yeah, you have to be a top tier CEO, mogul, or leader in tech.
So we're not invited.
No, dude, we get a few of those little bending machines.
We're on our way.
Next thing you know, dude, we're at the Sun Valley.
All of us.
We made it.
So what do you guys do?
Oh, dude, we buy vending machines, man.
We bought 11 vending machines, 400 bucks a month.
Sun Valley.
It says, while not a guarantee, a net worth in the billions is the standard baseline to be invited.
They're like, you guys are the palette ones too.
You got out.
It says, what?
Select political leaders, prominent philanthropists, and public intellectuals are occasionally invited.
So I would imagine their net worth isn't the same, but they contribute in some way.
I'll never be invited now.
And I think I've said this before.
I got invited to the one in San Francisco.
What, the summit?
You got invited this thing and you played dumb the whole time?
No, not that.
Different.
What camp?
Oh, Illuminati.
Oh.
Bohemian Grove?
Yes.
Oh, that's a cool one.
What is that?
Scuba?
My ex-wife's uncle or something used to run that.
It's like Salisito.
It's like World Leaders go.
How do you get invited?
What were you going to do?
Tell us some jokes.
How do they invite you like with a pigeon?
No, I just got a call.
Oh.
That's cool.
You're like a bird flies to your house.
It's like they would like to invite you out.
And I was like, oh.
Oh, it's all male.
What does that mean?
Oh.
It says all male.
Great.
I didn't go.
Is that bad?
It looks scary.
Well, I think there's some.
Private all male Bohemian Club.
Annual summer retreat.
What else is going on there?
You think there's some what?
It's crazy parties.
Some bathhouses.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I didn't go.
I didn't go.
Wait, you would have to pay an initiation fee.
I didn't go.
You have to get a.
initiated? I didn't go. I wonder what initiation is. I don't want to know. I didn't go.
Might be saying I got invited. I'll never get invited again, but that's okay. Too long a flight.
I get dehydrated. That's why you didn't go. That's what it was. That's just too long a flight, man.
One of the activities is a cremation of care ceremony. They have people that speak like the
president, like Bill Gates. Like, I'm just picking prominent people. And,
And then you hang out and you learn and you share information and you move on with life.
Wow.
But you stay in contact.
What's the cremation of care, Amy?
Like don't care about certain things?
Question.
I don't know.
It's just one of the activities listed that sounds a little.
I got cremation of care of this podcast at this point.
Right.
I'm tired and ready to go.
I don't care anymore.
Ominous.
Is that the word?
Women.
Although no women, no woman has ever been granted.
Why did you say woman?
Because I'm correcting you.
You're a weirdo.
No woman.
Although no woman has ever been granted full membership in the Bohemian Club, four women have been named honorary members.
I don't know.
Elizabeth Crocker?
Betty's mom?
No, Elizabeth Crocker Bowers, Margaret Bowman, Ennpoolworth, and Sarah Jane Lippincott.
Love drawn sex in the city.
Who are these women?
But they're honorary.
They're not part of it.
All right. Everybody good?
Yeah. All right. I think that'll do her. Anything from you?
Oh, I found out what Cromission of CARE is. It's a theatrical production in which some of the club's members participate as actors.
So it's not like the burning of anything I told them. I'll only come if we do butt stuff.
And they said, you're in. They said, well, you'll find out. And I said, if you can't guarantee, I'm not going to come.
Oh, so this is kind of related to butt stuff.
That's what your follow-up story is.
Last night.
Oh my gosh.
This gets worse.
This is our last story.
This is our last story.
Go ahead.
Last night.
Last night we did some of butts up.
No, Jay's told me that my friend Jay's was saying that to some other guy, he said he
that he had a tick near his butt, but he couldn't tell because he couldn't see.
So he's like, I need you to look.
And the guy was like, no, man, I'm not looking.
He's like, no, I'm serious.
Like, this could be bad.
And he went on and on about like, what ticks can do to you if they stay in your body for that long.
And he really needed help.
And then finally the guy was like, okay, fine, I'll look.
And he's like, oh, you're disgusting.
I can't believe you look at my butt.
Like, you were so sad.
It was a trick.
That's a stupid thing we think was funny.
Totally.
I thought it's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Totally.
But that's not fair to think he's disgusting.
It's not fair.
I know, but he got it.
He was like, he made it to where like he convinced this guy to then be compassionate and look at his butt.
And the minute he was finally willing to help him out, then yet he turns on him.
And he's like, oh, you sick.
Oh, I can't believe you want to see my butt.
That's messed up, man.
That's weird.
You know what?
If any of you guys needed, if you had a tick in your butt hole, I would look.
And I would hope you would look at mine too.
It wouldn't be something I would want.
At first I take my phone and try to bend down with a camera and record a video.
Right.
Like I'd spread and try to find it.
That'd be the first thing.
That'd be the first, like, man, I don't know.
I'd hope you guys, it'd be uncomfortable, but I would hope you'd do it for me because
I'd do it for all of you.
Wait, are you messing with this?
Are you going to do what this guy did?
I'm like, I'm out.
I'm not agreeing to this.
I was about to be like, totally, dude.
No, I would do it.
I would do it.
All right.
Would you do it?
Man, think about the scar.
You would get scarred for life.
Having a tick or looking.
For looking.
Even if you saw a tick and you helped him out and he saved his life, right?
You would be scarred for life.
Who cares?
I know what your butt hole looks like.
It's a butt hole.
It is what it is.
We all have them.
I would forever in my mind be like, yeah, I mean, I know what his butt hole looks like.
So you would do it.
I would definitely do it.
Oh, I got it.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
You do it.
All right, we're done.
Thank you guys.
And we will see you tomorrow.
Bye, everybody.
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