The Bobby Bones Show - What Would You Do With A Free $100? + King Calaway In Studio

Episode Date: January 28, 2019

Show members all share how they would spend a gifted $100 bill. King Calaway stops by the studio to talk and perform. Listeners call in with their Monday morning confessions. Learn more about your ad...-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:46 The Bobby Bones Post-Show Pre-Show. That's crazy. I had been texting, by the way, the show's over. I'm in Hawaii. it's almost like normal time here now if this show's over. That's like normal time when the show would start for me
Starting point is 00:03:00 because I'm five hours behind you guys. So it's like 5 a.m. now, ish? Crazy. I know. There's someone that I've been texting with for about a year. And it's a dude and not even romantic.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Oh, man. But I'm saying we've been texting for like a year and then he called me yesterday and I was like, this is not the normal voice. I realize it's not the same, it's not,
Starting point is 00:03:23 I put his name in wrong as somebody else. So for a year, I've been texting with someone thinking it was somebody else. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So, I'm an idiot. And luckily they do pretty much the same thing,
Starting point is 00:03:34 but I've, I don't know. I felt so stupid. Once, I did the same thing with two cruises in my life. Because Cruz used to do nights on a radio station in Austin, and another cruise was our friend. And I was like, Cruz, he's like, it's Cruz. It's like, come over to the house, we're having a party. And the cruise I didn't know that well showed up.
Starting point is 00:03:52 And the other cruise I didn't, I was like, wait, what? And I didn't say anything to them. I was like, why is the weird cruise here? Not weird, but weird because I didn't know them that well. Right. And then I realized I was just texting with the wrong cruise. Whatever. I just frowned down.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I'm kind of, as they say, I'm shook. I'm a little shook. Shook you? Because for a year. Now, apparently I have this close relationship with someone I didn't know how to close relationship with, because I've been texting with them forever. That's funny. When you do stuff like that doesn't automatically make you think of that emoji with a gritty
Starting point is 00:04:16 teeth like, like, dang it. Why did I do that? That's the noise I think of for that gritty teeth one. Yeah. Yeah, we're done. We're done with the show. Will Hillary come in the studio real quick? I'll get her.
Starting point is 00:04:33 She's coming. No, I'll tell you what. She's already coming. Yeah. Five, four, three, two, one. Just here. Say hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Hillary, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I realize once I called you and I didn't need you. Wait, you don't, what? I don't need it. It's a segment I think we're going to save for tomorrow the next day now that I think about it.
Starting point is 00:04:58 False alarm, but that was a good practice. Somebody did something really nice for me. Have you seen that thing on social media that's like something a stranger did that you can't believe? Okay, a stranger did something really, really nice for me. Hillary, do you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:05:14 She just left. You said you didn't need her. Yeah. So, sit her back in there. It's like what's the nicest thing a stranger's ever done for you? Hillary, don't reveal what it is because we'll do it on a show coming up, but a stranger did something really awesome, and you have it, right? Yes, I do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:31 And I was like, what? Something I can't believe. It's something. I was like, somebody tried, I don't know, but it's pretty cool. Well, now I'm intrigued. I know. I have it on my piece of paper to talk about, but we'll do it another day. Okay, fine.
Starting point is 00:05:45 We'll wait. Thank you, Hillary. You're welcome. Good job. Good job. Did you see the thing trending on Twitter? What job would you have if it was up to your five-year-old self? Yes, I did.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Do you see that over the weekend? Okay, what job would you have if your five-year-old got to pick it? Your five-year-old self, Amy? Vet, veterinarian. Yeah? Yeah, for sure. Because you loved animals at five? Loved animals.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I feel like a lot of kids, that's what I want to do. My uncle was a vet. I just thought that's what I was born to do. Lunchbox? I'd have been a major league baseball player. I made it five years old. That's what I dreamed about doing. That's when I started T-ball and I was like,
Starting point is 00:06:22 I watched baseball on TV, and I was like, that's what I'm, I'm going to do when I'm older. What about you? Well, I mean, five years old, I think my favorite movie was Willie Wonka in the Chocolate Factory, so I probably wanted to be like a chocolate maker, like a candy maker, like Willie Wonka. Like, that is all I could think of at that time. That would be amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah. I wanted to be on the radio. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've always known. I wanted to be a comedian to be on the radio. I've always felt bad for people in school in like 10th grade because I was like, how do they not know what they want to be in their life? Because it was so foreign to me to not know.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I know. I know, but I feel like that's rare. Now I know that it's rare. Because I don't think anybody ever really knows. They go through a lot. I was blessed to know. As soon as I could think about things, I knew what I wanted to do.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Like, I wanted to perform and keep people interested and, like, keep them from being bored and, like, do things and, like, do good things. You have always known it's crazy, huh? It is, and, like, you're actually doing it. What did you want to do, Morgan number two? I wanted to be a figure skater. Did you ice skate in Wichita?
Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah, we had an ice skating rink, and I really loved it. I just couldn't really ever get any tricks down. I only could skate backwards. That's about all I got. I saw you're out partying this weekend, huh? Like hitting it hard. On her Insta Story, Amy, Morgan No. 2 was going at it. Going hard.
Starting point is 00:07:48 It's become a thing. My Insta story is at the bar thing now. So, yeah, I was having a lot of fun this weekend. A little too much fun. Did you get pretty drunk or no? Yes, I was very hungover this weekend, unfortunately. Anything else you like to share? Do you mean any dudes?
Starting point is 00:08:07 No, I, I, there was a video of me, and I was dancing. I was having the T.M.L. by myself in the middle of the dance floor. You're having the what? Time of her life. Time of my life. Oh, my goodness. Did you say TML? T.
Starting point is 00:08:21 L. Yep. I've never heard that. Amy, we're old. I know. But I mean, honestly, I didn't even, it didn't even register that she said T of my L.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Like, I thought it was like a new. A bar in downtown. Have you, Hey, Morgan number two, have you made out with the dude since you broke up? No, I haven't. Really? Have you kissed a dude at all?
Starting point is 00:08:41 That would be making out, Bobby. No, it's not. It's different. It's totally different. Amy, here's a difference. Kiss? Making out. Ah.
Starting point is 00:08:48 All right. That's not me. Hey, Morgan number two, if I'm in town, I want to go out and be a part of this epic dance party night. All right, we're just want to meet some of these girls she goes out with. Don't even. Nice move, bone. Yeah, smart.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Stop. We'll get the whole. Okay. Why are you guys? Hold on. Let him do him. Hold on. If that were the case, why does that matter?
Starting point is 00:09:13 Why is that a bad thing? It's not. I want to go out. No, I like to dance. And nobody I go out with dances. And every time I see Morgan number two out there dancing And I'm like, I'll go out and dance I'm a dance champion
Starting point is 00:09:24 And Amy, you're being a hater right now I'm not, just make sure that they're 25 Guys, is she being a hater? Who cares? You guys, you being a hater. Look, Bobby, no, no, that was... I'm not being a hater. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Bobby was actually smooth there and you just put him on front street and blasted him. Like, it ruined there. I mean, it was like smooth, like, hey, I just want to hang out, but really it was a end to meet the chins. I would just go out.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Right. It's not even about that. It's not even about the girls that she has. if you're out with girls, other girls are like, oh, he must not be a creep. Well, if you're the only guy in the girl group, oh. Oof. Good point.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Oh, that's a thing. Yeah, you've got to have at least one more guy with you. Why? Because then they think you're the gay best friend. I don't mind that. Then they'll come and dance with me. No, they won't want you. No, no.
Starting point is 00:10:07 No, but then I'll be like this. Pts, I'm not gay. And they'll be like, okay. And they'll be like, oh, okay, then, right? Is that creepy to say, pst. They're going to be like, why didn't you just tell me that? Yes, don't do that. As we're dancing, don't worry, I'm not, kid, I like you.
Starting point is 00:10:29 That's funny. All right, that's it. Are we done? We're going to get going today's show? Yeah. All right, check out the story. Amy was being a hater. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Sorry. I just thought you were trying to use Morgan to meet some of her friends. but if you just really want to go dance with Morgan, that's awesome. It's not even about dancing with Morgan number two. I mean, dance with Morgan number two, like hanging out, yeah. Oh, you guys should dance together, though. Then I thought. I danced to whoever.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Bring it. The other day you're like, hey, Morgan, who's that on your Instagram? Morgan number two. We have this big thing. Oh my gosh, Morgan number two. We have two Morgans that work here, and we have to get better at calling them by their full-time names. Right. Morgan number two.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Right. Morgan number one doesn't become the air that much because the same thing. confusing. So M1 sits in the glass room and Morgan number two is the one on the air in the studio. And Amy all the time is just throwing around Morgan all the time. And I'm like, who I'm so confused all the time. Well, right now you know who we're talking about. But still, we got to get in the habit. Okay, okay, okay. Morgan number two, Morgan number two, Morgan number two. Down with the show. I'm going to go back and have the TMIL back in Hawaii. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Who says that naturally in a sentence though? Morgan number two. I've never heard of that Before just said so... My L. Oh, Bobby, you might start saying it. You guys need to watch some TV shows. Like reality TV shows, like on the TV. They say that kind of stuff. I mean, you guys are way...
Starting point is 00:11:57 That's the problem is you guys don't watch these younger shows so you don't know the lingo. But I'm not trying to be younger. Oh. Oh, speaking of Younger Season 6 is coming back. Do you all watch that with Hillary Duff? No, I don't. Isn't it coming back? Is it season six?
Starting point is 00:12:14 What's it called? Younger. You can go binge it. It is so good. And I saw Hillary Duff Post on Instagram that is coming back and I cannot wait. All right. On with the show. Amy has a podcast called Four Things with Amy Brown.
Starting point is 00:12:30 That's you. Your name is Amy Brown. You're not using that professional setting. Yes. Still a little odd for me to say sometimes because we spent so much just calling you Amy. But I was in the conversation. We had the conversation show we'd just start calling you Amy Brown. Remember that?
Starting point is 00:12:41 I do. Yeah. I like it. Big deal. If you like sports. Check out the Soar Losers podcast with Lunchbox Eddie and Raymundo. They do a sports show every day. And then I have the Bobbycast talking to your favorite music artists and producers and all kinds of stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:58 All right. Done. Here's Monday show. Away we go. Bye everybody. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby bones. Hey, good morning. Welcome to the show.
Starting point is 00:13:16 A Monday. And I am in Honolulu, Hawaii while the show is in Nashville. And let me say, good morning, studio. Morning. It's midnight. night here right now is I am five hours behind you fools. Crazy. Yeah. So I got to tell you, though, it's pretty cool. I'm like a lot. It's pretty cool. I mean, I've had to work most of the time. If I ever get a wife or a girlfriend, it's going to be awesome. Like, I felt a little creepy
Starting point is 00:13:39 being like a 38-year-old guy walking, because we're at a Disney resort, like shooting a bunch of American Idol stuff. And I'm walking around, like getting snow cones by myself. Other than that, it feels pretty cool. So we're here today. Amy, how are you doing? Doing pretty good. Kind of jealous that you're in Hawaii, but... It's definitely warm. I think that's a big thing. When the weather is warmer, you're just in a better mood.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yeah, it's just awesome. Like, watching you there. It's super cool. Thank you. We're slumming it. Let me... You're not slumming it. You're just not here.
Starting point is 00:14:10 I am working. You know, I was getting some crap on my Instagram because I was sitting in a first-class seat on the way here. Oh, a baller. I know. I didn't notice that. Well, some listeners. did, but I get to tell you, American Idol pays for that.
Starting point is 00:14:25 So, American, I don't pay for, they don't pay for Mike D being here. I have to pay for that. So what kind of seed did you get him? I got him a regular class seat. What are you talking about? In the back. Wait, you let you, Idle hooked you up with first class and then you put Mike in the back slumming it?
Starting point is 00:14:42 It's not slumming it. What's it? He said slumming it, Mike? No, he's not slumming it. Oh. But I wouldn't, I don't know that I would have paid for me to sit. I did for Mike what I would have done for me, which is, I was, I was. I would just be happy to get here.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Yeah, that's true. You need to chill out a little bit. I'm just joking, for whatever reason. As your son would say, chill out. Calm down. In Hawaii, Amy, we just hang loose, you know? We're just down with the hang loose style here. Relax.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Okay, this is what happened on my way to Hawaii. I go from Atlanta to Hawaii. Now, I've been here once. I came here once last winter to finish my last book. But it's a really long flight. and about six hours into the 10-hour flight, I got so sick on food poisoning. I do not know if it was some of the seafood I ate on the plane,
Starting point is 00:15:31 which you shouldn't do. You shouldn't. I knew it. First class or not. No, no, no. I know. I know. No.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I shouldn't have done it. And I got so sick that I've never thrown up on an airplane before. And I went into the bathroom, and I was feeling it. Like, I know when food poisoning is about to hit for me because about once or twice a year I start to get the sweats and then I get a terrible headache and I'm going, uh-oh. So I felt it and I walked up to the bathroom
Starting point is 00:15:58 and Amy, I cleaned that entire bathroom before I vomited. Like I took out towels. I was scrubbing everything because I just didn't want to have to get down and dirty with a toilet that wasn't clean. It was really one of my worst moments, I think. Yeah, that sounds pretty awful. It is a bad time. And then the lady was, the flight attendant was like,
Starting point is 00:16:17 are you okay? I was like, I have motion sickness. I don't want to tell her. that I ate bad, what I think was bad seafood. Well, did anybody else get sick? No, just me, which that means I don't know. Like, I don't know what happened. But, yeah, that's the deal.
Starting point is 00:16:33 You're good? Lunchbox, you good? I'm great. Great. Just, who. Whoa, what? I'm just feeling bad for you, puking in a toilet on an airplane. That's pretty gross. Yeah, that's pretty gross. I saw your dogs better.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yeah, he had emergency surgery, had a fist-sized ball of grass. stuck in his belly was blocking the intestines. They had to take eight inches of intestines out. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. How does grass... Pretty stressful? Yeah, pretty stressful because he didn't eat for like four days.
Starting point is 00:17:02 And I was like, what is wrong with you? And he was just moping around, moping around. We took him in. They did some x-rays. And they were like, yeah, it looks like they got blocking. So I thought there was going to be a kid's toy, like a pacifier or something. But nope, a big old ball of grass. That's weird that it would be grass.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Yeah, why couldn't the grass like get... Because it's grass. I mean, I just didn't know that could happen, so that's good to know. Yeah. Well, they said that it usually happens in horses. They eat too much grass and it just gets stuck. So I guess he just ate too much grass. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:17:31 The stomach was feeling bad. I ate a bunch of grass to try to compensate. And then it was too much, huh? Yeah, too much. Because usually he eats grass and he will throw it up, but he didn't throw this up. And so, yeah, yeah, I'm a little lighter in the pocketbook. Oh, yeah. How much is that?
Starting point is 00:17:48 I mean, I don't know what to say. Okay. The American Idol pay for it because they pay for all my stuff right now. I could use an American Idol paycheck right now. All right. Well, we're here. Once you're better, though, because of it. Yeah, oh, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:22:35 Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Velvet. Yes. Is that your name? Yeah, that's my real name. Really? Yes. Why'd you say it like that?
Starting point is 00:22:49 You go, really? No, like, really? Like, I'm shocked. I've never heard of anything like the name Velvet before. Oh, actually, my name is Velvet Sky. Did you have hippie parents? Well, she was 16 when she had me. Got it.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Okay, that makes sense. So she was a kid. My mom had me when she was 16. So is Bobby a cool name or no? Because I don't know any... It's not like Velvet Sky. Well, I know, and I don't know anybody else named Bobby. Bobby.
Starting point is 00:23:14 My son's name is Bobby. Really? Yeah. Huh. After Bobby? No, not for you. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Well, Velvet, thank you for calling. What would you like to say? Yeah, I just wanted to say that I listen to your show like every morning, and I never actually put a face with the voice. And so I saw you on the I Heart Radio Awards this weekend. And, yeah, I finally got to put a face with the voice that I listen to. Like a replay of the I Heart Radio Music Festival, I think, right? Yes, yeah, it was. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:47 time that you saw me, how, explain my physical presence to other listeners that maybe have no idea. Like, be their eyes right now. Go ahead. Um, oh, God, really? Yeah, what do I look like? What do I look like to you? Who did I look like? Um, like, I don't know who exactly. Maybe like a Johnny Depp almost. Yeah, I'll go with that. Like probably a little younger though, Johnny Depp, right? Yeah, like a younger, like Johnny Depp maybe from like. the secret window.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah, it's a good time for Johnny Depp. Yeah. So I bit Johnny Depp, anybody else that I kind of look like? It's like tall, the short, like muscular thin.
Starting point is 00:24:28 I don't know. I don't know, like nerdy handsome. Nerdy handsome. Okay. There you go. The nerdy thing, like I wear glasses,
Starting point is 00:24:37 right? Yeah. Yeah. Like big black, dark rim glasses. Yeah. That's really the style, though,
Starting point is 00:24:44 nowadays. Here's the thing, though, Amy. I've been doing. doing it for many days. Oh, yeah, many. Many days. I didn't just jump on
Starting point is 00:24:51 the dark rim glasses bandwagon. But, okay, so I'm a nerdy, Johnny Depp, basically. Yeah. It works, though. It works for you. Yeah, did you like what you saw? I did. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:25:04 I can't lie. I have a huge crush on you. Yeah. How about this? Come on. This never happens in real life, by the way. This only happens on the phone with people. And Amy, I'll do my stand-up comedy shows,
Starting point is 00:25:15 and I'll be like, hey, I tell jokes about being single and I'll be like yeah so I'm single and I'll do this and I'll like wait for all the women to scream I'll say that out loud and no one will scream oh man then then they'll start screaming and I'll be like you guys only do this because I'm up here on the stage right like no one ever goes hey Johnny Depp of nerds when I'm walking through town you know what I mean you're good guys all right all right are you talking well I mean like if it makes you feel any better I had a crush on you just by listening to your voice so now oh I have a you know a face with the voice it's even better so she issues all about your personality not your looks
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah, look at that. Well, listen, thank you very much. What do you live, Velvet? With South Falls. Oh, in Texas. So convenient. Yep. Why?
Starting point is 00:25:56 Why is that convenient? It's not like Alaska. Okay. That's true. It's not like Alaska. It's not down the street. I wouldn't say it's so convenient. But yes.
Starting point is 00:26:06 State you visit often. That's true. Velvet, thank you for the call. Thanks for being the eyes of a lot of our listeners. Absolutely. Thank you guys for giving me the time. All right. Appreciate this.
Starting point is 00:26:17 that. There we go. Good call here. The Bobby Bone Show. Hey, John in Ohio. Yeah. What's up, buddy? Hey, not much. I'm heading into a big interview. Like a job interview? Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. What can I do to help you? I was just going to see if you had any tips or pointers on like how to present myself better. Yeah, sure. So, I mean, you're already dressed, right? Yes. I actually already worked for the company. It's actually for the, I'm interviewing for the corporate office.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Okay, so are you dressed like someone that works in the corporate office? Yes. Okay, because always dressed for the job that you want. Even if you're working somewhere, like, you have to dress for the job that you want next. So I like that. You're dressed up. Here's what you should do. And I assume you know what the position's all about, like you're pretty familiar with the job's going to be?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah, yeah. This is the number one thing. I know you've got to go into this interview. Ask a lot of questions. Don't just sit there and let them pepper you with questions. If you ask a lot of questions. if you ask a lot of questions it does two things. One, it kind of turns the tide
Starting point is 00:27:19 and it puts you into control a little bit, just a little bit. And two, they're not used to that. And they're going to be like, wow, he has a lot of questions. Like, not only does he want the job, but he's actually researched enough, not to just answer the questions, but to ask questions, that is the number one thing you can do in a job interview.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Number two is actually smile and be pleasant to be around. Don't go in and be all goofy. But if you just smile, because people want to work with people they want to work with, right? There are a lot of talented people. A lot of people that deserve the job. But people want to work with people they want to work with, and it's not always the most talented.
Starting point is 00:27:51 So I would say ask a lot of questions and smile. Be pleasant to be around. Because if it's close and the two or three people, they will pick the person they want to be around the most. Okay. How do you feel about that? You feel pretty good going into it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I'm mostly nervous about the big move if I get the job. Okay, well, don't say that to them. Yeah. Never highlight a weakness, right? Never highlight a weakness. Oh. What if the question is, what's your weakness? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Because you know they ask that. How do you handle that one? My weakness would probably be not having good, like I don't have enough balance. I would spend too much time working. Like I could probably better at the human part of it. That's what I would say. Yeah. I'd be like.
Starting point is 00:28:34 That's actually a good answer. It shows that you're going to be like a really hard worker. If they ask that, hit him with that. All right. John? Yeah. All right. Hey, let us know.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Good luck, bud. All right. All right. There he is. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 Second Skinny. Shania Twain is going to be in a movie. They just released a trailer for it.
Starting point is 00:28:54 It's called Trading Paint About Racing. And she's co-starring with John Travolta. It's coming out February 22nd. I had no idea if Shania Twain was an actress. Do you know of anything she's acted in, Amy? No, just her music videos. Well, yeah. All right, what else, Morgan, number two?
Starting point is 00:29:10 Cassie Ashton released a new single called Violins. Here's a clip. I can't... Cassie Ashton is so good. And last year, I may have been ahead of her a little bit because I put her in my class of 2018. But man, Eddie, when you see her, don't you go? Holy crap.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Like, she knows what's going on. I mean, pure talent, right? That's what I see. Just so good. And she knows who she is. Yeah, it's called Violins. Check that out from Cassie Ashton. All right, what else, Morgan, number two?
Starting point is 00:29:49 Little Big Town has been dropping hints about new music coming, and Kimberly finally confirmed it. She says they're working on their record now, and they're having a great time, but no word on release date. I saw an Instagram post from Karen Fairchild in the studio. And in this post, Amy, you may have seen it too. She's sitting there looking at that big board, you know, where they have all the slides and levers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:10 And she's wearing a full fur coat. Yeah. And I'm like, all right, that's pretty cool. As they would say, that's very extra. That's pretty cool that she was in the booth in a full fur. I don't know. It's probably not even real fur. I don't know. But I'm just saying it looked pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Yeah. I don't think it's real fur. It's, but who knows. But who knows? It does look like my dog. Well, that's where Okay. Thank you. Morgan number two, is that it?
Starting point is 00:30:36 Yep, I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something. Go for some kids in South Carolina because their bus got rear-ended, first of all. Imagine you're sitting on a bus and someone just nails you. And you're like, what?
Starting point is 00:30:51 It just happened. And then the bus catches on fire. Oh, wow. So all these kids are trapped in this bus. It was stopped right in front of railroad tracks. The bus was filled with 30. 24 students going to two different elementary schools. The driver that was behind the car that hit them saw it happen,
Starting point is 00:31:06 jumps out of the car, runs on the bus, and gets all 34 of the kids off the bus. Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. First of all, if you were a kid and you got ruined it on the bus and you didn't get hurt, you probably think that's pretty funny, huh? Yeah. You'd be like, that's crazy?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Yeah. My bus just got hit. Then the bus catches on fire? Yeah, it's scary. And then someone runs on. Anyway, I thought that's a pretty good story. Good for that person who jumped on the bus and saved them. That's tell me something good right there.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Bobby Bone's show Bonehead This story comes to us from Pennsylvania A 52-year-old woman was at a petting zoo She was petting a kangaroo She's like, man, it'd be cool to own a kangaroo I'll take it back to Florida with me So when no one's looking, she opened the gate
Starting point is 00:31:47 And shoved the kangaroo in her back seat Oh, no, no, no Police were called and she was pulled over with the kangaroo in the back seat She did have a point. It would be cool. So cool. To have a kangaroo. That stinks.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bonesome. If you're in a relationship, there are a couple important dates that require roses. You've got to have roses. I'm talking about birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day. It's just around the corner. When you're looking for the biggest and best quality roses out there,
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Starting point is 00:33:23 Amy, explain the game to our listeners, please. Well, lunchbox is a boy, so he gets questions that normally girls would get. Like, you know, nail polish, something like that. And then I get sports questions, basically. Like, all for the men, and I don't watch sports, so I'm losing. But he wears nail polish? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Basically. Okay, all right. So you played a 10. Uh-huh. Right now, lunchbox is winning 7 to 2. Yeah. All right. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yeah. Now time for Amy versus lunchbox. Amy, you're up first? The Super Bowl is this Sunday. I knew it. This is a big pop culture event. Out of the gate. Who is the coach for the New England Patriots?
Starting point is 00:34:05 Bill Belichick. Excuse me? Bob Belichick. Belichick. Coach Belichek. We can't play the game where you just yell things. Coach Belichick, and it's Bill. Okay, what did you say, Bell, Bella,
Starting point is 00:34:17 your answer is? Bill Belichick. Correct. Thank you. Why did you scare me? Because you yell Bell, Belichick, and then you started running around your answer. Bill, that was my accent. I think his name is Bell.
Starting point is 00:34:29 You're so full of crap. It's my accent. All right. What power tool has a part called a Chuck? The Chuck Power Tool. It's got to be the drill. I don't know what your answers are because you play this game so weird. You just say things?
Starting point is 00:34:49 The power drill. The drill. Yeah. What? Did I say drill weird? Well, Belle Belichick kind of running for everybody. Ready. Ready.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Kenworth, Peterbilt, and International. Manufacture what? Kenworth, Peterbilt, and International. Lunchbox you can steal? Yeah, semis. Correct. Big trucks. You got two, lunchbox's got one.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Big rigs. Lunchbox, you ready? Yeah. What viral star hosts the Netflix show tidying up? I have no idea. It's on the front of Netflix. Amy's seen it. We've talked about on the show two or three times already.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Yeah, Sarah Jackson. Sarah Jackson. Wow. Amy to steal. Marie Condo. Correct. Lunchbox. What cocktail is made with, is your specialty?
Starting point is 00:35:52 Yeah. Vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, and freshly squeezed lime juice. What? What cocktail is made with vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, and freshly squeezed lime juice? Cranberry juice. I mean, I don't know what triple sec is.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I'll say... What is triple sec? Does it may know? Yeah, it's like an orange liqueur. Oh, it is? Wow, look at you two. Yeah, come on, man. We'll go.
Starting point is 00:36:23 It's not. I mean, I'll just say, um, martini, even though that's not right. Martini. Amy, if you get this right, you win. I'm pretty sure they serve it in a martini glass, but it's a cosmopolitan. Yes, Amy! Amy! Come on.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Wow, wow, wow. I didn't even know what to say. She's climbing back in. I'm making a comeback. They call me the comeback kid. What's the score? Seven to three. Slowly.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Nice win though, man. Thanks. I think I got basically all mine and all his. No, you got the semi one wrong. I said basically. All right. You live on another week. Seven and three.
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Starting point is 00:40:57 But here's why. I love Steve Carell. It's a fine answer. There's no wrong answer. Go ahead. Give me Steve Carell. Do you put Jack Black at number two? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:07 I love Tim Hawkins. He's funny. Christian comedian. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. He's funny. I listened to him while I was on radio tour.
Starting point is 00:41:16 My top three? I'm going to hold that. That's our top three. She thinks that Steve Carell, Jack Black, and Tim Hawkins are the funniest. Tim Hawkins is good. I haven't thought of him in a while, but he, He's funny. The funniest three people alive.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Amy. I have to go Tina Faye. Tina Faye. I love her. I love Will Feral. Will Feral? Nice. And Kristen Wigg.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Okay. Because I love her in bridesmaids and then I love her in, like, her impersonation. I don't ever watch Saturday Night Live, but I watch her on YouTube later, and all of her impersonations are amazing. So they are? Tina Faye. Who's number one, Tina Faye? Are they? They're not in order, but sure, I'll go Tiena.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Okay, because I like her, and I read her book, and I feel like I know her. I don't. Mine would be number three, Adam Carolla. Okay. Number two, Chris Rock. Number one, Ricky Jervais. I think those are the three funniest people alive. I'm surprised Steve Carole's not on there for you.
Starting point is 00:42:14 But I guess Ricky Jervais is the original creator of the office. He is. He's the actor. And Steve's an actor. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. It's a funny actor. It doesn't mean he's not funny because I watch him in interviews and stuff.
Starting point is 00:42:25 But also, you only have three spots. Yeah. Like, you can be number four. So those are my three. So, yeah, my funniest being Ricky Jervase. He created the office. Based on his life, by the way. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Which the American office spun off of. Lunchbox, funniest three people alive. Chris Rock, Bill Burr. And, man, I'll say Amy Poehler. I think she's hilarious. She is funny. Eddie, our video producer? Yeah, Chris Rock, my number one for sure.
Starting point is 00:42:52 And number two, Will Ferrell. Like, I just look at him and I laugh. And then number three, I would say Jim Gaffigan. Oh, yeah. I think he's so, so funny and clean. Let's go over to Morgan number two. 25 years old. She's probably going to say people like Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:43:05 I don't know. I don't know what the kids think. Morgan number two, what you think? Will Ferrell. Wow, Will Ferrell on so many lists. Yeah. Aziz Ansari. Super funny.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Super funny. And then what's his name? He's in a lot of movies recently. He's the short one. He's really short. Oh, Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. That's how you know Kevin Hart
Starting point is 00:43:26 He's really short I've watched some of his comedic specials And I love that He's super funny Yeah look at that Well similar to To me Will Farrell is an actor though too Yeah I'm shocked
Starting point is 00:43:37 You didn't say Jerry Seinfeld No again We all think different things are funny Not even like the style But like there's nothing wrong With saying Will Ferrell I like people who write You know
Starting point is 00:43:47 And you know there are people almost picked There's just straight writers But yeah that's good That's a good topic huh Oh man Like when you're sitting around with friends Let's talk about the funniest people. And when we talk about that,
Starting point is 00:43:56 check out the new Bobby cast with Rachel Walmack because we talk about that a bit. But to me, Ricky Jervais, Chris Rock's on all the dudes list. Like when you just say their names and it makes you laugh, they're funny people. And you can like recite things.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah. You can do Hot Pocket from. Yeah. Hot Pocket. Yeah. I wish there was like a Chris Rock edited. You know. I know.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I know. I know. But that's not Chris Rock. I know. But I mean, he just curses a lot. Like Bobby, do one. Chris Rock bit. Yeah, do one.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Maybe when y'all made me, you know. Amy lost a bit once and Amy doesn't curse, right? Amy lost a bet once and she had to do a full Chris Rockbit ink with a cursing. And we have it recorded somewhere. I don't know where it is. Who knows where it is. That must have been so hard for you. Oh, it was like, it took me forever to get through.
Starting point is 00:44:39 And then when we played back the audio, it was like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. They always complain about I pay my child more. You're supposed to pay your child some more. I love it. Yeah, he's funny. Well, okay, check out the new Bobbycast. where we talk about that and check out Amy's podcast, Four Things with Amy Brown, which is pretty interesting.
Starting point is 00:45:00 It's a good one. What was last week's? You did lifting weights and how it makes you in shape or something? Yes, weights make pretty muscles. We talk about why crying is good for you. It's like all over the mat, different things. I share why I do homemade deodorant and I gave out my recipe. And so there's that as well.
Starting point is 00:45:16 And then I talked to protein bars because a lot of people will find those hard to shop for. Four things with Amy Brown. All right, cool. All right, back at it with our Get to Know the Bobby Bone Show questions. Everybody taking part of this is Amy. Co-host, how are you, Amy? Hey, good. Lunchbox over to my right.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Looking good, feeling good. Our video producer Eddie. Hey, hey, hey. All right, everybody's good and awake? Great. All right, get to know the Bobby Bone Show. The question today is, someone gives you a free $100, right? What's your favorite way to spend $100?
Starting point is 00:45:47 Amy, you're up. I'm probably going to go to free people. So what's free people? Or go shopping. I mean, I just picked a store. that I normally, I know, I can always walk in that store and find something that I like. And $100 would allow me to get maybe a couple things. What kind of stuff is at free people?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Sort of, what I'm wearing right now is free people. It's more of a bohemian type look. Homeless chic? Homeless chic, yeah, yeah. Maybe sometimes it's some. Wow. Homeless chic. Sort of rude, but he's not far off.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Listen, I was taking a risk by saying that because if Amy had been in a bad mood, she'd kill me over that one. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but no. It's good mood. I love it. I feel like fire to get that. Man, I might do a little bit shopping because, I don't know, maybe because right now I feel like I need shop therapy because... Why, what's been going to talk to me?
Starting point is 00:46:34 Truth be told, shopping just makes you happy sometimes. I don't really get to, like, go to the mall as much anymore because I'm a mom. So a lot of stuff happens online, and it's not as satisfying. Ordering online? Yeah, it's not as satisfying as like going and actually taking the time and shopping and walking around and taking that time for yourself. See, I'm the opposite. I hate shopping. I know, you and my husband.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I love ordering online and it just shows up. Sure. That is what is more convenient. That's exciting. When you get a package, you're like, ooh. Okay. That could be my shake weight. I know.
Starting point is 00:47:03 But for girls, you may need to try on three different sizes before you know. And I order it just guessing which size. And then it's depressing because you get in the mail and it's not the right size. You have to mail it back. Get through out a lot. So anyway, kids have kind of cramped my mall time. And I wasn't, I'm not like a crazy shopper, but maybe it's just I need a long time. Maybe that's what this.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Maybe that's actually what it is. What about you? $100. You just give me $100? I love shoes. Probably more than anyone else on the show. Oh, for sure. It's a fact.
Starting point is 00:47:34 No doubt. And I don't have any kids. I don't spend money on kids. I'm not married. I buy a lot of shoes. So if you brought me a $100 bill and said, hey, do what you will. I'll buy a pair of shoes.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Yeah. And, man, I don't need any more shoes. You have a lot of shoes. a lot of shoes, but I love them. It's okay. I don't need more of your people. I know. I guess so. Someone's giving us money. You know who gave me a cool pair of shoes recently was Cole Swindell. Yeah. At the million dollar show, he gave me a pair of shoes.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Another pair? Didn't he get you some for Christmas too? He did. Wow. See, the thing amongst dudes is we all trade. There's guys in general love language is shoes because you don't really know how to give a guy a gift. You don't want to write a thank you card because the guy would be like you're buying flowers.
Starting point is 00:48:18 So a lot of us will just buy each other's shoes. If it's like celebratory or if it's like congratulations. Gotcha. I just buy shoes. I bought Eddie's shoes. He did. And I love wearing them.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Yeah. I bought Ramundo. Biceys. Yeah. Shoes are a thing. Thomas Redbobby shoes. Yeah. That's a thing.
Starting point is 00:48:37 I would buy shoes. I love shoes. What are you going to say? Oh, I didn't know. Tennis shoes, though. Not those fancy smithes. Not like loafers? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Like you like funky shoes. Have you worn your Ferrell ones yet? The ones I got you? They're on my Instagram. I wore them at a show. Oh, I didn't know if you'd worn them. Amy bought me some... They were very, very weird.
Starting point is 00:48:55 I didn't know if you'd like them. Yeah, I love them. Okay. One says empathy. And one says gratitude. Yeah, they're new Ferell shoes. And yeah, I was doing a show in Michigan. Okay, I just want to make sure they fit.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Because I feel like you're like the type of person where they may not fit and you wouldn't tell me. Even though I could take them back and get the right size, you would just like keep them there. They do fit. I would buy shoes. Let's go to lunchbox. Lunchbox. A hundred bucks. What would you buy?
Starting point is 00:49:16 You give me $100 bill. I'm jumping in the 05 Ultima. I'm driving down to the gas station. I'm walking in and I am buying a lottery ticket because I'm going to invest that $100 and $100 worth of lottery tickets and hope to hit it big. What kind of lottery tickets? $1 scratch off. You can buy the quick picks.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Quick picks, $20 scratch offs, $5 scratch house. I mean, with $100, you get a mix of variety and that way you have more options to win. So you buy a grab bag of all the different ones? Yes. Would you buy a $50 one? I'd buy a $50 one. No problem because you know what they say. You got a bet money to $1.
Starting point is 00:49:51 win money. And the bigger the ticket, the bigger the ticket, the more likely you're going to win. But the odds are still not even even that you're going to win. I don't know what you mean. Meaning it's not even odds that you're going to win. They still have an advantage over you. Right. Okay. They can have that advantage. But if I'm getting the $50 ticket, my advantage is closer than the $1 ticket. So with $100, you buy lottery tickets. Lottery tickets. Pay me, my friend. All right. Our video producer, Eddie, $300. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:50:19 It's easy. I just tell my friend, let's go to a bar. Like right now, lunchbox, Ray, Bobby, you're cheap, you don't drink. Everyone, let's go and I'll buy alcohol for, I mean, that'll probably last about 30 minutes. Yeah. But, I mean, that's what I'd like to do. That's what you do the $100. Yeah. Here's the $300.
Starting point is 00:50:34 You go to a bar right now and just drink. All right, there you have it. Yes, lunchbox. I'm just going to say, I don't know if that's true. Why? All these doing is giving his answer. Hey, because you never offered to buy me drinks. Because no one gives me $100.
Starting point is 00:50:47 There you go. Exactly. Come on. There it is. Well, there you go. Get to know The Bobby Bone Show. That's what we do with the $100. The Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I'm doing the show from Hawaii. I'm out here working for the next few days for American Idol. They're doing a whole, I think I can say that we're the top 40. Right now, it's not on TV yet. But we're the top 40, and they're performing. It's the whole thing out here. And it's been cool. The weather's nice.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Everything's good. Well, so I know you're working, but have you done anything like Hawaii-ish? Well, I tried to go stand-up paddleboarding yesterday. Oh, yeah. That's totally. Yeah. Did you do it? But it was so windy
Starting point is 00:51:23 that when I went down there they cut it out. They were like no more because people got blown out to like see. Oh, that'd be bad. I don't know if they ever saw them again. They were like,
Starting point is 00:51:30 well, we had a couple people get blown out to see. But I did run into Goofy. You saw my Instagram, right? Yeah. He just... Well, Goofy's walking out
Starting point is 00:51:38 and taking pictures and I don't know why, but I geek out when I see these people and these character costumes. I was like, Goofy, got to get a picture with you! And he was like,
Starting point is 00:51:48 goorsk. Because that, you know, that's like just the goofy in Hawaii and they have goofy in California and goofy in Florida. Yeah. No, that's okay, but I'm telling you, I still, I don't know, I feel nervous about going up to them asking for a picture like they're a celebrity. I don't know it's just somebody in a costume. And when I did Dancing with the Stars, Mickey Mouse, they came all dressed, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:09 And I met all the people that wear the costumes, and they were there rehearsing without their costumes on. But they don't say to the person in the costume. They say they're Mickey's friend. that's weird no it's not it's awesome why do they do that I don't know but I don't ask questions it was awesome and I met the goofy from California
Starting point is 00:52:29 it's good but let's do this why don't we do right now best and worst of the weekend Amy you're up first best and worst go ahead best would be that got a lot of outdoor time with the kids because weather was great
Starting point is 00:52:44 and that's about to go downhill in Nashville here this week when the ice comes and then I don't know that I had a worst of times maybe that my husband doesn't like my short hair but yeah whatever you know he didn't get a haircut I like it we can talk about that tomorrow
Starting point is 00:53:00 because we're running out of time here but I like your hair thanks I think it looks good now if I were your husband I may be worried because you keep cutting it shorter and shorter but anyway yeah that's for tomorrow that's for tomorrow lunchbox oh best of time was getting my dog home he had emergency surgery so that was the worst of times at the same time, so I had to spend a lot of money to get him happy and healthy, but he's home safely, so that's the good news. Bad news is, had to pay a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Yeah, animals are expensive, man. Best of times is that it's like 80 degrees here. I mean, it's early in the morning here, like, you know, one, two o'clock in the morning, but it's like 80 degrees here. I love how my best of times is that it was like 40 degrees, but it was really sunny. No, I mean, I'm in Hawaii. It's pretty awesome here. And then worst of times, times is I got so sick from eating something bad on the airplane, the flight here on, what did I fly here? Friday? Friday? Friday? That I was hugging a toilet in the airplane. It was awful. That's so gross. And then I, you know, I spent that whole day just recuperating, but the next day I woke up pretty good, just shook a headache. I got a text from Jake Owen while I was flying. Do you see his picture on
Starting point is 00:54:11 TMZ? No. It was like Jake Owen and Luke Bryan showing their dad bods that prash my, crash my fly. And he was so, he was like, dude, I don't know if you saw this or not. He goes, but I promise I'm going to get in better shape. Wait, what happened? I was like, what are you talking about? I thought he was in good shape. He was like, I got to get rid of my dad bought. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:54:32 I'm sorry you saw that. I thought it looked pretty good too. I didn't think it was, but also who cares, right? You looking? Yeah, I'm looking. Huh, okay. Oh, it's a hater. No, I'm like, no, I'm having to zoom in.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I'm like, huh, I don't know that I call it a dad bod, bud. No, he looks good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance,
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Starting point is 00:58:27 That's get sunday.com. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So there's these two twin boys and it's their birthday. they're turning seven years old, but they've got this friend who has cancer, also a young kid, being treated at St. Jude, and you know what, it's their birthday. And they tell their mom, all they want to do for their birthday is raise money for their friend that has cancer. And St. Jude,
Starting point is 00:58:52 raise money for their friend, the hospital, all the things. So the mom was like, okay, I'll help you guys set up a GoFundMe. She put $700 as the goal since they were turning seven years old. Well, now it's like over $25,000. Oh, wow. Yeah. Over $25,000? Yes, isn't that crazy? Because it's spread on their social. media counts, I guess, through family and friends. And they say that for their birthday, every year, this is what they want to do, is raise money for their friend until he's no longer sick.
Starting point is 00:59:18 And they're only seven. That's good. That's a good one right there. Which, technically, they were only six when they came up with the idea for their seventh birthday. So that's some good kids right there. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 00:59:31 Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. All right. Over to Amy for the morning corny now. The morning corny. How do pickles enjoy a day out? How do pickles? Let's try to figure this one out, guys.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Okay, okay. Pickles, I would say, like, a day out. Oh, like, they have a good deal. Say it again. Like seeds or like green? Like things about pickle. Sour? Sour, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:09 It's a dill. Crunchy. Oh, yeah. Did you pickle? Pickle. How do pickles? Enjoy a day out. Enjoy a day out.
Starting point is 01:00:21 So outside. Pickles turn into cucumbers. Yeah. Like they talked to their old buddy, the cucumber and be like, how was the day? And he's like, it was good before I turned to pick. That's too long. That's too long. I like where you're going there.
Starting point is 01:00:30 That's too long. How do pickles enjoy a day out? How about, what are they? I think dill has to be something. You think it has to be dill? It has to be like, it's not a big dill or something. Oh. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Okay. How do pickles enjoy a day out? They relish it. No. That was the morning corny. We suck. We didn't even go to relish one bit. Not even close.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Bobby boom, come on. Amy, I do this thing on my Instagram, where I get in my insest story and I go, send me a secret. I won't tell who you are. And then I kind of repost them for everyone to see. Just not the person who sent it. Do you ever see those? Yes, I do. People love them.
Starting point is 01:01:16 I get so many people viewing my insest stories when I do that. but let me say this because I don't sell the people who send them to me and I don't post them all because I literally get thousands but one of the ones that I get the most is people going I'm still in love with X even though I'm with Y meaning they're with somebody but they're still in love with somebody in the past and it happens so frequently and I usually post one or two of them but it's so many what do you think the reason is that people send that so often
Starting point is 01:01:48 Well, I don't know the reason. I know that I've seen them, and your response is pretty good. Well, how I feel about it is, and I guess I didn't realize that it was so common. But let me talk to everybody right now who feels like there's an X in their life that they screwed up on. And you romanticize the fact that if you were with that X, it had been amazing. And you wish it had worked out. But now you're with someone that you're not as happy as you could have been. You got to stop that because if you're with that X,
Starting point is 01:02:17 it'd be the same thing. You get right back into the human part of it and it wouldn't be as glamorous as your mind is visualizing. So I just want to tell that to everybody who's sending that to me. And even everybody's listening right now. Like it could be worse. It probably wouldn't be better. And if you were with them, there'd be somebody else.
Starting point is 01:02:37 I think I said to one of them, if you were with your ex, you'd be thinking about the one that got away, your husband that you're with now. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I feel sad for people that feel that way. Do you feel that way like there was an ex that could, I know you don't because you have a husband, but do you feel like there was an ex where it could have worked out?
Starting point is 01:02:54 I thought for a long time that I did, and it was really hard to get over one of my exes. Like, I really thought that that's who I was going to be married to for sure. So I think it probably, I don't know. I mean, but I don't think about him anymore. I mean, as time goes by, that's been healing. Like, I don't have the, it used to make me sad. Like, when I would think about him, I would get sad. But, I mean, obviously, that was so many years ago, but that would be the last person that I felt that way about.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Well, I have four exes that I could have married. I mean, I really could have. They're amazing people and ex-girlfriends, maybe three, but probably four, right? And, but when I was with them, there was a reason that we broke up. Anyway, I just got so many of those on my Instagram that I wanted to share that. My name is Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Do you flick through all those and read them? Do you care about that bit that I do on Instagram or no?
Starting point is 01:03:46 No, I read most of them. Some of them, like, if it's, like, really long, I may, you know, press my finger to the right. Rude. Rude. I know. Rood. But some of them, you, like, put, like, really good little gifts that go with them, and I laugh out loud. Well, all right, all right.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Let's do, on this day in country music, I do have a nickname that I have to live up to. Eddie? Yeah. Country Music's youngest historian. Thank you very much. Here we go. The Bobby Pohn Show. On This Day in Country Music.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Alan Jackson has the number one country song on this day in 1994, 25 years ago with this song right here, Gone Country. This was Alan Jackson's 10th number one song. It was on the Who I Am album. It was written by Bob McDill. He said when he first heard the song, he fell in love with it that he wished he'd written it. And because it's such a fun song that celebrates how country music
Starting point is 01:04:44 has become more widespread and accepted that he loved it so much. and Alan Jackson went on to win male vocalist of the year the next year and his first CMA entertainer of the year his 10th number one, 25 years ago Alan Jackson gone country hit that closer, Ramundo. That was
Starting point is 01:05:00 On this day in country music The Bobby Bones show All right time for Monday morning confessions If there's something that you just wanted to share Haven't lifted off of you We're here for you Here is Marty in Florida Marty
Starting point is 01:05:14 Yes, hi Monday morning confessions you're up I was helping for a party, and I was in charge of the margarita fountain, and I found the tequila in the freezer, the patron. So I made the margarita fountain. And then they brought me the cheap tequila to make the margarita. So I poured that cheap tequila in the patron bottle, put it back in the freezer, and they did shots of it all night and didn't know the difference. Yeah. That's pretty funny, huh?
Starting point is 01:05:42 Yeah. Lunchbox, would you know the difference? Yeah. Well, I mean, they'd been drinking. And I don't think you can tell the difference when you get a margarita if it tastes like you can't, oh, that's terrible tequila. So you did the wrong thing. That was dirty on your part. But she's talking about shots.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Yeah. Shots, oh, shots you can tell for sure. Yeah, that's the part where she went tricky on them. So if she had done this to you, you would know the difference. I would absolutely know the difference and we would have issues. Marty, did anyone come to you and confront you about this? No, I confess a few days later because they all had really bad hangovers and they all got really, really good drop on the. on the cheap tequila.
Starting point is 01:06:19 That's funny. Marty, thank you for confessing. We'll go to Misty in Tennessee. Hey, Misty, Monday morning confessions, you're on. Hey, so a few years back, my best friend was talking to me, and she said that she had found out in social media that her boyfriend was cheating on her.
Starting point is 01:06:36 So she was heartbroken and devastated. So I'm from Nashville, so you guys know all about the temperature and humidity in the summer. So I thought the best way to get sleep revans would be to go by a couple of cans of sardines. I drove by his work, opened the doors to his truck, dumps the sardines youth and the sardines under the back seat, kind of rubbed it in a little bit with the can.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Yeah, I know. Horrible. And then I left, so a few months later, I did notice he got new vehicles, so I was seeing. Well, she's still loving this one. I might have something to do with that. I don't know. Yeah, you and Amy both are loving it.
Starting point is 01:07:16 in this one. That is stinky. Well, thank you for the call. Stacey and Rhode Island, you're on. Hi, Stacey. Good morning. Hey, Monday morning confessions. What do you want to say? My daughter is in kindergarten, and they bring home artwork every day. So much stuff they do in class. And I always just throw it away. And then my daughter sees it in the trash later on, and she's devastated.
Starting point is 01:07:40 And I either tell her that the wind must have blown it in there or her brother threw it away. Amy, do your kids bring home a lot of stuff? wind blew it in the trash? They do. Yeah. And what do you do with it? I throw it away. Oh, you do? Yeah, but I guess they don't notice. I haven't had to say anything like the wind blew it in. But so I'll hang it on the fridge for a minute and then it ends up in the trash. For sure. There's always so much of it. Yeah, it's too much. Well, Stacey, thank you. It sounds like, Eddie your kids bring home stuff? Oh, tons. And what do you guys do with it? I have a bucket that I put it in. I was like, oh, it's in the bucket and the bucket's really big and then I emptied it out like once a year.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Like the trash? Yeah. Okay. If it has glitter, it's gone. Oh, immediately? Yeah. Because you don't want the glitter everywhere? A long time for that. Stacey, feel good about it because if Amy and Eddie do it, then you're a good company. Perfect.
Starting point is 01:08:26 All right, hey, thank you for sharing with us. Thanks. All right, bye-bye-bye. I will play you the theme song from a classic TV show. All you have to is name the show. Okay. Pretty easy, right, everybody? Yeah, easy.
Starting point is 01:08:39 I mean, it depends on the era. Well, they're all classic. Classic. All the eras. All the eras. I hope everybody's good. Thanks for hanging out with us. Hope you had a good weekend back here on a Monday. And so I will play you the show.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Amy, you're up first. Are you ready? Ready. Can you name this TV show? Who's the boss? No, I'm sorry. What? Oh! As long as we got each other. We got the world.
Starting point is 01:09:16 Eddie, you know that one? Yeah. It's growing pains. It's growing pains. No points. Same era? It was the same era. Lunchbox, are you ready?
Starting point is 01:09:25 Yeah. Name this classic TV theme song. I got it. Do you really? Are you trying to figure it out right now? Trying to figure it out right now. I'm just trying to play a pause. I'm like, yeah, I got it.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Okay. I got a guess. Are they going to say anything? No. Go ahead? Frazier. No, no. Wow.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Okay. Yeah. Here you get ready? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Still doesn't know it. Would you be mine? How do you not know that?
Starting point is 01:10:04 Could you mind? It's beautiful. It's Mr. Rogers. I never watched that. But it's a legendary song. Classic. Huh. That sounds like Frasier.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Scramble eggs. All right, Eddie. Come on. No points so far. This is amazing. Name it. I got it. What you got there?
Starting point is 01:10:35 Yep, never do. Flintstones. The Flintstones. That's correct. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah, but I do it. Are you to sing it?
Starting point is 01:10:49 We're the modern-going family. Flintstones. Down and bedrock. I don't know. Eddie with one point. Amy, are you ready? Ready. Name it.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Classic TV theme song. Do you know it, Amy? Yes. Eddie, do you know it? No clue. Yes. Are you sure? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Amy, what is it? 90210. Correct. That's right. Lunchbox, ready? Yep. What? I've never heard those in my life.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Amy, do you know this one? Wow. Lunchbox, what's your guess? Magnum P.I. Same era. Solid. Yes, you know, good-looking guy, but not Magnum. Cars.
Starting point is 01:11:55 David Hasselhoff. Night Rider. That's when Eddie was like 15, so. Why are you taking shots at Eddie? What did I say? He's over here, act like he knows it. Just bobbing my head. All right, Eddie.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Our producer, our video producer, here you go. Name this one. If you get this, Nadi goes another round. I have. I'll guess. Bonanza. No, Little House on the Prayer. No!
Starting point is 01:12:38 Wasn't Hasselhoff in that one too? No. Michael Landon was. My bad. Amy, ready? Ready. I bet we've been together for a million years. Do you know it, Amy?
Starting point is 01:12:58 Hold on, please. Then I can't remember what I ever did before What would we do, baby Dang, dude Without love What hope we do, baby, without love Amy's got her hand in her head And there ain't no...
Starting point is 01:13:19 Because I feel like I know it, but I can't, So I'm gonna go with Moonlight Without us Shottala la la. Do you watch this one? Oh, every episode. Yeah, but I watched every show.
Starting point is 01:13:34 The TV raised me. Okay, what is it? What do you think it's moonlighting? Whatever, yeah. And we didn't know. It's family ties. That's family ties? Because like, has that seemed more of like a grown-up love song, not a family song.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Yeah. It's about the mom and the dad. That's straight 70s, right? Straight 70s. Early 80s. Really. And I bet we'll be together for a million more. Michael J. Fox?
Starting point is 01:13:58 Yeah. Lunchbox, you ready. Yeah, I'm ready. Name that classic. TV theme song. What's this sound like not the show
Starting point is 01:14:21 what's like what are you feeling here? I'm feeling like Michael Jackson creeping down a dark alley anything?
Starting point is 01:14:32 Yeah got it you do? Yep Go ahead Shaft Can I guess Baywatch?
Starting point is 01:14:40 Yeah but David Has it? Is that Baywatch? Yeah he's all running down the VT's red short
Starting point is 01:14:48 and Pamela Anderson Oh Pamela Anderson I remember her Eddie Come on You know this? Yes I did Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:15:00 Is this for the win? Yeah, you already won. Oh, I did? You're the only one with a point. Okay, this is Sanford inside. Yeah, there he is. Woo! Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada. What do you say?
Starting point is 01:15:11 I'm coming. Elizabeth. Elizabeth, this is the one. I'm coming. I love it. There you go. There's our big winner today. The only one to score points.
Starting point is 01:15:24 Eddie. Winter two and out. Oh, did you? I did. It was for the win. Yeah, you're right. I didn't even older back then. Those were all classics, different times.
Starting point is 01:15:37 You had two massive, like Baywatch is one of the biggest TV shows because it was syndicated all over the world all the time. And you got Mr. Rogers. Oh, yeah. Mr. Rogers. I never heard of that in my life. Congratulations, Daddy. Thank you, Poe.
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Starting point is 01:19:40 Tell me something good. Olivia Jones is a high school senior in Florida. She's sitting at a red light and she notices the woman in front of her kind of slumped over the steering wheel. She's like, man, that woman needs to quit texting and driving. Then she knows. notices she's having a seizure and her car starts going into oncoming traffic. Olivia pulls her car in front of the lady and lets the lady's car crash into her. Oh, wow. She sacrificed her car.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Sacrifices her car. Wow. And calls 911. Paramedics come and say she was having a seizure. And Olivia goes, I was a little freaked out. My parents were going to be worried I got in a wreck. Wow. But her parents were cool with what she did.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Wow. That's crazy. What up, Olivia? What up Olivia is right. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Do you want to know why 2019 is the year of Best Fiends? Well, listen up.
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Starting point is 01:21:17 from the Apple App Store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R, Best Feens, FIns. I-E-N-D-S. Best Fiends. On the Bobby Bones show now. King Callaway. Boy, there are a lot of you guys, huh?
Starting point is 01:21:31 Yeah. Hey, give it up. Pink Holloway. Thank you. Thank you. Good morning. I'm so curious about this whole thing here. Who's the main talker?
Starting point is 01:21:39 There are six of you in the room. It's all of us. Who do I look at in your eyeballs to talk to? There's so many. Okay, so let's do like a roll call. Caleb. Present. Say what you play.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Say Caleb Present, I play guitar Okay Whoa, Chris Present, I play drums Ramona, will you fix that microphone Simon Present, I sing, play piano
Starting point is 01:22:04 and acoustic guitar You do both? Yeah, same time Which one are you? Dang, they're all good-looking dudes They're gonna be a lot of fights Jordan Present
Starting point is 01:22:16 I sing and play guitar Chad Michael Jervis Here, I sing and I play guitar and Austin Luther Yep, bass Yeah, of course the bass player Do you have a bass on you now? Yeah
Starting point is 01:22:28 slap that thing On this week's Seinfeld Yeah And what is your name? My name is Jordan It's the first time I've met you guys Yeah I guess not you
Starting point is 01:22:43 But you, Yeah Jordan, are you from where? Are you from Texas? Yeah, I'm actually from Alabama, man Okay No, I'm from a little place in Scotland called Edinburgh
Starting point is 01:22:51 Yeah I grew up in a little village Just outside there When did you get to America? So I moved to America It would have been a year ago now You know, I came over here Traveled all the way, left my family
Starting point is 01:23:02 And I started playing drums on Broadway In Toot C's, you know, which was an incredible start You were playing drums, by the way, not Broadway in New York But Broadway, the Hockey Talk, straight here in Nashville Yeah, absolutely, 10 to 2. You're playing drums? I was initially, yeah 10 p.m. to 2 a.m.?
Starting point is 01:23:15 Correct, that's right. How much money can you make a night playing drums? It varies, it varies But I would say anywhere between $150 to $400. So you moved to $1. to play country music and you're playing, I mean, that's the countryest of music places. Yeah, of course. I mean, I grew up on country. You know, I love country so much.
Starting point is 01:23:30 My dad, he brought me up on country, you know, of Johnny Cash. And with being Scottish, you know, and folk music, I feel tells great stories as does country. So for me, being a massive country fan, the only place I could ever move to would be Nashville, Tennessee. All right, King Calloway's here. And which one are you? I'm Chad. I'm going to refer to you guys which one until I get it's going down, by the way. Yeah, that's fine. And Chad, what do you, and you are, you play guitar?
Starting point is 01:23:53 I play guitar. I'm one of the three lead singers along with Jordan and Simon. I'm from Wilmington, Delaware. There are three lead singers in this? Yeah, yeah, three. But we all sing, man. I'm from a faraway land known as Wilmington, Delaware. He's from Delaware. Like, I swear a minute ago, when I first met him and he sat down, I thought he had an accent. But maybe that's because, like, but no, just from Delaware. I know Jimmy Allen. He's from Delaware. Yeah, he is. He's from slower or lower. That's my one Delaware reference. I don't know anybody from Scotland. So good men.
Starting point is 01:24:23 Absolutely. Oh, Sons of Anarchy. Did you watch that? Sons of Anarchy? Yeah, but that's actually British, I believe. So that's English. No, no, no, no. There's the Irish.
Starting point is 01:24:31 Yeah, I'm not Irish. I'm not Irish. They're not Irish there? No. Oh, that's Ireland. Yeah, they go to Belfast once. J.K.J.K. So, how'd this group come together?
Starting point is 01:24:42 Tell me about this. So, us being like six musicians, six friends, we all kind of had the love growing up from the Beatles and the Eagles, you know, Duby brothers, CS&Y. We all just kind of wanted to bring some of that authenticity back into country music and back into mainstream music in general. How do you meet the Scottish guy over here? We all met through Robert Deaton.
Starting point is 01:25:07 I met him. I went to Berkeley for a time. You're smart, huh? He's like smart music. He goes, yeah. So I met him up there, and he kind of told me like, hey, like, we're kind of putting something together. Is this something you'd be interested in? And I was like, yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 01:25:23 He was like, you might have to move. And I was like, yeah, I'll move to Nashville. Definitely do it. And that's how I met all these guys right here. And we kind of just got together, tried to come up with a signature sound that was our most authentic selves, but also wanted to kind of appeal to a mainstream audience. But we kind of found a good balance of that. And I think what we got in this EP that we just released on Friday is just a great product of that. And I hope people hear that, you know, because I think we loved this EP.
Starting point is 01:25:50 We loved making it. I think the way that we made it was just super authentic and super real. And it was just, it was an amazing experience. We had the most fun cutting this record together, you know. We cut the record live. We cut it with Justin Nebank, was the engineer on the record, which was incredible. And, yeah, we had so much fun cutting it, you know. We felt like, I mean, I grew up watching documentaries by the Beatles and the Stones and how they used to cut music.
Starting point is 01:26:17 And I feel like we've brought an element of that back, which is super exciting. exciting and we couldn't be more proud of this product, you know. How old are you guys? This walk down. I'm 24. 22. 18. You're 18? Are you the youngest? Yeah, I am. Oh, man. 26. You can't even get a casino, dude.
Starting point is 01:26:33 How are you going to play the hard rock, man? Yeah. He kind of Scotland. Sneak him in. 25, yeah. 24. Look at you guys. They're going to fight over girls. I can already see this. There's just so many of them. Okay, so let's do this. Before we talk anymore, the record came out Friday.
Starting point is 01:26:50 Do like a verse and a chorus of the single, which is called World for Two. Who wants to tell me about that song that hasn't talked yet? You tell me about World for Two. Say your name. I'm awesome. The bass player. The bass player, yeah. Tell me about World for Two.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Well, World for Two is a really good song just to showcase us because it has lots of vocal harmonies. And it's just kind of like a smooth song to just appeal to everyone's ears. And it also just tells a story of kind of you and the person you love kind of just hunkering down and getting away from. all the noise and everything and just, you know, spending time together. All right, I'm into it. All right, World for Two. This is King Calloway. I just want to hear a little live performance.
Starting point is 01:27:29 I can play it all day long. You guys are here. So why don't we hear a little verse and a chorus? King Calloway, this is World for Two. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down.
Starting point is 01:27:47 It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up. And we wanted to keep up as much. possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Chris plays the drums. Hey Chris, let me talk to you for a second. You were at the CMAs, right? I was. Yeah. Were you playing for other artists? I was not. What were you doing at the CMAs? Did you ever play? Do you ever hop on stage and play with other people?
Starting point is 01:28:12 I have played the CMAs before. I played with Kenny Rogers once. And that was a dream come true for me. Do you get so nervous if you playing with Kenny Rogers? Because if you screw up. Yeah, because it's Kenny Rogers. Yeah. Especially he's like a hero of mine. You know, growing up in Nashville, he's definitely on that bucket list of who I wanted to meet. And so to play with him was just the whole time I was like, what is happening? How do you get that job? There are probably a lot of people don't want to play drums for Kenny Rogers. Yeah, well, I've been very blessed to know, like Steve Gibson and my father, all, like, so many people in my life that I've been able to be around have just given me an opportunity and I couldn't be more thankful for it. Come on. Look at this.
Starting point is 01:28:52 There are six of you, like Gremlin. They're going to look up. There are more of them. Don't feed them in night. Let's do, so when I listened to the record, it came out on Friday, you guys do a Crosby Still as a Nash song, which I love, by the way. And I was like, oh, that's really cool. They do that.
Starting point is 01:29:08 I wonder if you guys would play that. You know what I'm talking about or am I just? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love the one you went booted. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's the bass line sound like, just that song? I would never be able to. identify it by just that.
Starting point is 01:29:21 When you ready? All right. Who sings this one? Who's the lead singer in this one? We all kind of take part in this one. It's like a big old kumbaya. I like that. All right, let's do this. So why did you guys cut this one, by the way?
Starting point is 01:29:35 This is the first song we played as a group to just kind of figure out our sound. And this is the one song that we all individually and collectively loved. And when we started playing it, we were like, we need to cut this. Because we felt like our version is something and that was really special.
Starting point is 01:29:51 All right, here we go. This is King Callaway, and love the one you're with. Nailed it. Caleb, the guitar player, who is the youngest in the group. You were killing that thing over there, man. Play a little bit of that solo right there.
Starting point is 01:30:07 Look at this guy. You were playing in studios as a 13-year-old. Is that true? I was, yeah, that is true. Dang. I did session gigs. When did you start practicing guitar? How old are you?
Starting point is 01:30:18 I was four years old. My dad was in a band. I know, that's crazy. My dad was in a band, he was playing bass at the time and he knew some guitar and I'm like that just show me like everything you know and by the time I was like six I was better than
Starting point is 01:30:32 him. So I started taking lessons and like meeting so many musicians in the area and it was just really cool to kind of connect in that way. Man that's cool man. Yeah. How does it feel being the Joey McIntyre of the group? They probably know that me. Do you know who Joe McIntyre is? I don't. No. Oh my gosh. He probably wasn't even born yet. I know but
Starting point is 01:30:51 still. How about the, who? Who was the youngest in the Beatles, do you know? Eddie, know the youngest of the Beatles was? The youngest is probably Ringo. Was it not George? Was it? Listen, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:31:01 You guys can tell me anything. You tell me Pete Best and I'd be like, I agree. Okay, well, listen. Austin, you're the bass player? How old are you? 24. You played cruise ships? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:12 How was that being trapped? I feel like I get motion-sick and vomit all the time. It was exactly that trapped. Yeah. So when I first, I dropped out of college, and then I was like, I need some money. So what's the best, you know, steady gig I could get playing on a cruise ship.
Starting point is 01:31:26 So I was on a ship for almost six months and not, you know, the best part of my life, but it would, you know, played decades. Hey, you got to eat, man. Exactly, man. You got to eat and play music. But now I know every single pop song for the last 60 years. On base? Do you know Shake It Off by Taylor Swift on bass?
Starting point is 01:31:47 He could play anything and now I'll be like, that's it. It's something like that. Eddie, what's a big dramatic base? Do you know? Oh, like Pink Floyd, Money. I mean, the kid's like 20. I don't want to check about it. He does not.
Starting point is 01:32:04 That was in seven, right? Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just agree, dude, just agree with you. What? Seven what? The movie? Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:32:18 I thought it was like a key or something. He's in 7L. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me hear this. This one's called Rivers. Rivers. Who's singing this one? All around.
Starting point is 01:32:40 Who's this part right here? That's all, that's me, Jordan, Simon. Collect the all three of us together, yeah, yeah. That's three voices? Yeah. Dang, that's good. All right, how about this one? I do.
Starting point is 01:32:55 That's a good one. Tell me about this song. Right, well, right there, that's me and Simon. And this was another song that we cut. song that we cut, like we cut a bunch of songs out in the castle in Franklin. And this one, we felt really had like a really old school vibe and we
Starting point is 01:33:10 really wanted to lay this one down. Hey Simon, you're from Spain? Oh, no. It's Gibraltar, so technically it's in Spain. Oh my gosh, I had no idea he had an accent. Like, he hadn't really talked yet and now he's talking. I was picturing he was from like, you know, Texas.
Starting point is 01:33:29 Okay, keep talking, keep talking. So is Gibraltar. It's a British overseas territory in Spain. It's tiny. It's a population of 30,000. But yeah. But is that Spain or no? No.
Starting point is 01:33:41 What is it? It's Britain. It's the UK. But it's by Spain. It's in Spain. It's like what... It's like Washington, D.C. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:50 But it's not really in Maryland. Yeah. Does that make sense, Amy? Yeah. I suppose. Yeah, I suppose. You were going to be a Catholic missionary? I was going to be, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:01 But? But... But music. calls. I don't know. I basically was ready, I think, after years of gigging around the UK with my brothers and kind of feeling like you've exhausted yourself and all your options. I was like, cool, let's go and be a Catholic missionary and do something for someone else for once because I've always been so preoccupied with myself. And then I got a phone call from a really interesting guy. He was the musical director for One Direction. His name's John Shone. And he said, hey, like, there's a band in
Starting point is 01:34:32 Nashville or at least a group of musicians who want to put the music back in music, if you know what I mean. And I'd met him at university and he said, would you be willing to go out and like, just have a feel for it, meet the guys, see if there's anyone there who you'd be willing to work with. And I was like, cool, I'll give this my one last shot of music. And if I meet guys who I feel like I can get along with as brothers, because I'd always been in a band of brothers, I was like, I won't settle for anything less. Then I'll go, full send, a phrase that I learned here. and I did
Starting point is 01:35:02 and I came to Nashville, met these guys and as Chad said we gave Love the one you're with a go and it just kind of in a very broad way painted a brush of like the potential I think that this band could bring musically and I thought this is really exciting
Starting point is 01:35:16 you know I've been in choirs I've always loved playing acoustic guitar piano and this is like an opportunity to do all that so yeah King Callow are you playing the opera on March 1st don't screw up boys yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:35:29 Welcome, welcome. Listen, if you have any questions, follow my boy Chris over here. He's been around for a bit. He knows the ropes over here. All right, listen, I'm going to play the single right now. What would you like for me to know about the single before I play it for my audience right now? Well, it was out on the EP that came out on January 25th. We released it a few days ago. We wanted to release this first one as a single, just kind of what Austin was saying, just to kind of, it was definitely a feel-good song that we wanted to just put those positive vibes out into the world a bit.
Starting point is 01:36:01 So we hope people get that and we hope people enjoy it. All right. Well, boys, let me tell you, are men. Well, men and then one boy. Well, you're 18. That's man. He's a man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:12 I mean, the kids playing guitar like a... When did you turn 18? August. Okay. He's a man. Yeah, welcome to the manhood. Go get you a lottery ticket today. On me, buddy.
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Starting point is 01:39:43 That's get sunday.com. Bobby Bones. Debbie in Delaware, what's happening? Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. What's going on with you? Um, I just got to work, and I have a question for Amy. Ray, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:39:59 Amy, have you used the microwave that Ray got you for Christmas yet? I have not. Nope. You know, as a matter of fact, we were at Amy's house, and I went over there, and we were watching a movie, and it was like 9.30 or 10 o'clock. And it was me, Amy, your husband, the kids, and they pulled out ice cream. And I thought that you had a microwave ready to go because Ray Mundo bought you a microwave for Christmas. Yeah. And you needed to melt the ice cream a little bit.
Starting point is 01:40:25 And I thought, oh, here we go. I get to watch Amy use the microwave. in action and instead no she goes full a little house on the prairie turns the hot water on runs the hot water into the sink and then puts the ice cream into the hot water and I was like why just plug in the microwave even Amy's husband was like we just plug in the microwave I have a microwave he was he made it like a shot about that yeah so no I haven't yet I haven't found the need for it no there was a need right there I saw with my own eyeballs sorry it's hard to break my stovetop habit I just or my hot sink a cup of water
Starting point is 01:40:58 have it. I don't know. I know. I even heated up some hot milk to bring with me this morning. Some hot almond milk. And I did it on the stove top and it almost made me late because it wasn't heating up fast enough. So if you're new to the show, Amy has, what, in her last 10 years or so without a microwave? Yeah. Because you were trying to have a baby. Yeah, I eliminated all kinds of things for my life. Except your cell phone. Wi-Fi. These are necessities. Okay. I know. I'm probably going to have brain cancer, but. Debbie? Yes.
Starting point is 01:41:30 Your thoughts on all that? You need that microwave. You do need that microwave. Okay. It was a necessity. It is a necessity. Debbie, I'll let you know. When I use it, we'll make a thing of it.
Starting point is 01:41:43 I use the microwave here one day for like five seconds. I don't even know if it heated up high enough. She pushed it, then ran. That's not the same. You need to use it in your house. Okay. Do you have any room on your counter for it? No.
Starting point is 01:41:57 It's in the pantry, and then I need to get an extension. cord and it'll stay in the pantry and then that way because I have a pantry door thought I've thought this through I plug it into the extension cord and then when I turn it on you shut the door and go you dive into the living room Debbie thank you for calling thank you have a great day guys see you later hey Christy in South Carolina good what's happening good I'm on the way to work I just want you guys to know that's awesome you all are fantastic it's a great way to start the day thanks where do you listen to South Carolina.
Starting point is 01:42:30 And Aiken. Oh, yes. Come on, Aiken, everybody. Ice of summer there in Aiken. Yep. And I've seen you a couple times in Augusta because we're close to there. Oh, yeah? Well, cool.
Starting point is 01:42:42 Well, thanks for calling. Thanks for listening. If there are new listeners to the show right now, what's the one thing you would tell them about our show to keep them listening? Oh, man. You just guys are so funny. It's good to hear a diversity of different point of views. All right.
Starting point is 01:42:56 There you have it. Hey, Christy, thank you. Thank you. You all have a great day. All right. See you later. A diversity. That's what she says. It's nice. We are.
Starting point is 01:43:06 Diverse. Hey, thanks for hanging out with us here on the Bobby Bone Show. If you want to get up and say what up to us, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, Amy's at Radio Amy. And just the show is at Bobby Bones Show. The Bopin Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So have you heard about Amazon's Scout Robots? Scout Robots.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Yeah. Well, it's a delivery bot, and they're launching it in Seattle first, and we'll see how it takes off from there. But they roam the streets of Seattle delivering packages. They roll along at walking pace. They avoid humans and pets on the sidewalk. Don't worry. You guys understand. This is how Terminator happens, right?
Starting point is 01:43:44 They have the packages. Like, we stayed at a hotel whenever we were in Vegas for IHR and a robot brought us room service. What? But here's the thing, it was weird when you first saw it. But after the second day, you're just like, oh, there is. Well, I was on the elevator. Yeah. When you're on the elevator with it, I was kind of like...
Starting point is 01:44:01 How's your day going to? I'm like, oh, hey. I was like, so you single? What room are you going to? No, I am taken. I'm dating bot 397.2. He is the love of my life. But my friend dot, bot, bot is single.
Starting point is 01:44:14 Yes, it is weird until you see it a lot. Yeah. And Amazon's like, they're on, they bring out everything. It's like, you feel like Amazon, did we talk about this the other day? Amazon's like bigger than Apple. when it comes to creating things. Now they are, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:31 So I used to think like Apple, the people there were genius, and now I'm like, all the Amazon people, they're genius. Yeah. Yeah, what else you got? Okay, so these are dating trends that you need to watch out for. Have you heard of cookie jarring? Is that a dating trend or a naughty thing? Sounds dirty.
Starting point is 01:44:48 It does sound like something I might like. Not at first. Bobby, you're not a cookie jar. Okay. No, no. I don't think so. Where do I put the cookie jar? Okay.
Starting point is 01:44:57 So this term, refers to treating someone as a backup option while you're dating other people. Oh, no. You know, you just like, you know, stick your hand into the cookie jar. Go back and get what's in the cookie jar. Go ahead. Just so wrong. U-turning, which is where, you know, you're kind of with someone who you think is like super
Starting point is 01:45:14 awesome, like seems too good to be true, and you find out they are too good to be true and you do that, you turn real quick. Okay. And then pocketing where you're dating someone and you really do like them, but you're kind of keeping them in your pocket and you don't let your friends and family know about them because you just don't know like how serious you want to be or you just don't want your friends and family to know so you it's called pocket dating do I do that yeah yeah but you keep yourself in the pocket sometimes like you're dating people and you keep like they want you to meet their
Starting point is 01:45:43 family and do stuff and you're like I'm going to stay in the pocket oh I pocket myself oh I think so but I let you know anybody I'm right yeah I don't even like one or two times I'll let you know yeah And then with your family, you don't have that with your family. Even your family, you don't have that. Like, I, I'm someone I would, I would introduce people back when I was dating. I wanted them to meet my family like second date. But you were never like that. You just weren't your feet, y'all weren't close like that.
Starting point is 01:46:12 No. No, and I don't have a mom and I don't know my real dad now. I know. That's going to be weird if I could get married. Yeah. It's a different, that's another layer. I don't want to say, I don't want to put it this way. You don't have to worry about that part, but in a way it's sad that you don't have that to worry about.
Starting point is 01:46:30 Were you dancing with my mom supposed to dance with me? Bobby. Yes. Thank you. Are you serious? Are you just making a joke? Because I would. You know, I would.
Starting point is 01:46:40 You would act as his mom? I didn't even think about that for you. Oh, I think about that. Yeah. No, just take that out of the wedding. You don't have to do that. But what if she wants, like, her dad to dance with her? Then that's okay.
Starting point is 01:46:50 No, yeah, she may because I would do it. Oh, I'll probably step to the side. Yes, yes. She can dance with her dad. Oh, but that was special when I thought you were kind of just asking me. No, you could do it. No, don't do it now. It's like a, I took it seriously. No, no, you want dance right now?
Starting point is 01:47:06 Here, get up. What? What would you dance to? Drink a beer. No, this song, no, this song that makes, no. It's just the only one that was up on the wall. Or I could do need you now. It's like what?
Starting point is 01:47:22 These are just songs that are up on. Or Talladega. Talada da da da da da da da da. Okay, Amy, what else you got? Okay, well, speaking of weddings, naked wedding dresses are a thing. Tell me more. That's not what you think. You're not like walking on the aisle naked.
Starting point is 01:47:36 But it's like a sheer wedding dress with white lace. So like you can see through the dress, but the lace is covering up certain areas. It's a little much if you ask me, but it's definitely a trend. If you go on Instagram, you can see these naked wedding dresses all over the place. So some people are ditching the traditional white gown and just going for the naked dress. Some of them have flesh-toned liners. Those flesh shirts, that's like frill and then flesh under.
Starting point is 01:48:06 I always feel like they're naked. Yes, it does look naked. And I probably stare a little too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I see a little bit? I'm always like, ooh, I shouldn't be looking. But I'm like, yeah, it's a thing. Well, the flesh-toned liner dresses, like, I can handle.
Starting point is 01:48:20 But some of them are just straight sheer and you can see all the things. So wedding dress, you look naked. Wow. I'd probably stand too much. That's trick me, though. But the bride wants you to look at her? That's true.
Starting point is 01:48:29 Good point. Good point, good point. Okay, I'm Amy. That's my pile. Thank you very much. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Boom. Come on.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Melissa in Arkansas, how are you? Hi, Bobby. How are you? I'm really good. What's going on? Well, okay, so I was just driving to work, and I recently started listening to y'all in October, but I did an actually.
Starting point is 01:48:51 look y'all up on social media until the dancing with the stars finale. So I just wanted to let y'all know, like, my impressions of y'all just from your voices and then how shocked I was whenever I saw your faces. Okay, and you can go with me first. Go ahead. Okay, so you were, I pictured you to be actually a lot shorter than what you really are. I mean, I knew that you had to be, like, fit and everything, but your height is really the only thing that it, like, surprised me. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:49:21 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And what would you rate me one through 10? Go ahead? Oh, probably like an age.
Starting point is 01:49:29 An A. I'll take that all day every day. All right, let's go to Amy. Go ahead. Amy was one of the most surprising. I pictured Amy with like really long, dark hair. I pictured her to be shorter, but she's
Starting point is 01:49:41 totally different than what I expected. And so what do you rate Amy? Oh, she's a 10. A 10. There you go. There you go. She's a 10. I like their scores over here.
Starting point is 01:49:50 Yeah. And Lunchbox, finally, go ahead. Oh, my gosh. Lunchbox was the most surprising. I pictured him to be, like, looking like, kind of like a Jersey short glido, but without the accent. And he is not. I was so, I was kind of almost disappointed a little bit. All right.
Starting point is 01:50:06 And what do you rate, Lunchbox? Oh, I think he's still like a solid six or seven. A six or seven. There he is. There he is. You need to get your eyes checked. All right. Hey, thank you for the call.
Starting point is 01:50:17 Appreciate that. Thanks. All right. And that's going to wrap it up for us today. Appreciate you guys hanging out. I got another day here in Hawaii doing American Idol today. And then tomorrow and then I fly back late tomorrow night. Then I'll be back for Wednesday.
Starting point is 01:50:32 Crazy. How you feel about that? Love it. Ready to see me again? Yeah. All right. Good. All right.
Starting point is 01:50:36 Aloha, man. Thank you very much. It's the Bobby Bone Show. Appreciate you guys. See you soon. See tomorrow. Bye. Come on, Bobby Bone Show.
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