The Bobby Bones Show - Who Can Hold Their Breath The Longest? + Update On Hillary's Wrecked Car

Episode Date: March 28, 2018

Amy, Lunchbox and Eddie see who can hold their breath the longest and Hillary gives us an update on her wrecked car Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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we got to see Amy get mad at Mike D, which doesn't happen a lot. I didn't get mad. I didn't get mad. You took a shot. I do that, though. It's joking, though. Oh, quiet Mike does nothing except he works over there. He's over there organizing.

Quiet Mike. He's the only one I send the grid to the show. He's riding games. Yeah, I know what he does. Yeah, a lot. He's fact-checking. He's a hard worker. In the middle of the show, I'd said something.

And then we got off the air, I said, oh, Amy, you forgot to say this. And she goes, hey, Mike, did that? Mike goes, yeah, because I. Yeah, he fact-checked you. Yes. And then Amy goes, oh, Mike D. No, I said, of course Mike D heard you. Why are you taking shots of quiet Mike over here?

Eddie, what are you doing? What does that mean? Say your piece. The podcast for today show is about to start, but we want to know how you feel. I don't have beef with Mike. I was joking. No, what am I jealous of? I'm like, no, Mike D doesn't miss a piece.

Amy's jealous of our relationship. No, what? Is that what you think it is? Mike, I'm sorry. Did that hurt your feelings? I felt that one today. That was a little short. Are you joking?

Are you? Oh, my gosh. Quiet Mike might say two words the whole show. He really doesn't say anything. Oh, well, then if you took that the wrong way, like, I need to apologize. No, my point is, everybody takes shots out of him. He does nothing. Everyone takes shots at Mike D, and he says, all he doesn't sit over there and work.

Yeah, but in fun, like it was in. Oh, lunchbox is back in the room. Lunchbox was using the bathroom. He just walked in. Go ahead. Oh, it wasn't in fun. It was a snippy. I said it out loud to him, yes, in a snippy fun.

Why do you think Amy got irritated? It wasn't behind his back. It was right there to him. But why do you think? Because she missed something and of course Mike D got it like she was mad. Where do you think that's rooted? Jealousy. Of?

Oh. Mike D. Why? Because he's turned into Bobby's right-hand man. That's what I said before you walked in the room. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's what it comes up as.

I know that you rely on him, you rely on everybody on the show for different things. That's absolutely true. You rely on Mike for different things. My point is, Amy, you are very valuable. That's all, in my heart. I'm looking for that. I know. I really was just, okay.

I like to give it to even if you're not looking. I guess we can't, like, say funny, snippy comments. How did Mike D feel about it? When she does that, what do you feel? I mean, normally doesn't bother me, but today I thought it was a little snippy. Maybe because he was just the closest to you, like you did just kind of jab at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it wasn't because he was closest to me.

It's because Bobby goes, hey, Mike. Mike, did you hear it? Mike goes, yeah. And I was like, of course, Mike D. He doesn't miss anything. I will say this again. You're about to hear today's show. But Amy wrote nine on the board today. Nine good mood.

Nine's perfect. Nine's almost perfect. I was in a good mood. I know. You're in an absolutely great mood. Yeah. You're in such a great mood. If you get snippy, it's one of two reasons.

One because you're in an excellent mood or because you're exhausted, one of the two. Yeah, I'm a good mood. Yeah, and I like it if you're in either one of those moods. Yeah, I'm not. Zero percent of me is exhausted. I walked in a day. I woke up great. I feel great.

Thought I did a good job. Yeah, you did a great job. The show. Everybody's about to hear that. I liked my pile today. You did a great job. You were on your game today. I felt confident in things.

When you were nine. Except for I did miss the one thing. Oh, she's still holding on to it. See? Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Well, no, I mean, I'm more defensive now that y'all are all ganging up on me for it.

But how does this show work? Once someone shows vulnerability, everybody pounces. That's the key. If you went, oh, I don't care, I'm done. We'd been like, well, there's nothing to chase it. Yeah, and then under all that, it's because we love you. Yep, under all that. Yeah, that's where it comes from.

Now, you're going to love. Well, I'm sorry, Mike, if you felt about that today. And then he's obviously, he sees the weakness and he's going for it. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, lunchbox, if we go after your weakness, it just goes bad. Oh, boy. Be careful. Lunchbox cries now, though.

He does. He goes. Oh, oh. I cried one time, you jerk. Oh, no. That's the first time that's been using. That's a big one. Yeah, but I.

I wouldn't use that against them. I actually think that's such a cool thing, and I know that he probably doesn't like that came out on the air. I'm trying to hold it in. I would never use that against you, ever in a battle. Eddie just used it in battle. I like that one. Sorry, dude. That's okay. It actually made me like you more, if that's possible.

I agree. The crying is... Yeah, see, Eddie, eat that. You're just old and grumpy. There is... Let me encourage you. I know you're going to listen to this, but you're already online. Check out the Gillian Jacqueline Bobbycast.

We did that at the house last night. It's really fantastic, but we're about to get into the show today. Anything else? Of course it's fantastic. Mike D was in it on it. Mike D produced it. I'm sure, yeah. Mike D was involved.

It's great. That's kind of the way it was. Yeah, that really was. I know you're doing a parody of yourself? You're trying to like, see, see, I'm so funny. Like, I joke with Mike all the time, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

On with today's show. Okay. Anything else we need to say? No. We're good. We all good? All good. All right.

All right. Mike D, you do a great job. Mike D. Mike D. Mike D. Mike D knows that I think he's amazing. Don't you? I want to know, do you?

What do you think I think about you? Oh, yeah. We're all convincing. Okay. Do you, Mike D? Mike D you do, right? Can you come on the table? Today's show starts now.

Hope that your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones. That's right. Now, here you. Turn it up.

Yeah. Welcome to Wednesday's show. Baby, baby, baby. Boyd Studio. Morning. Oh, I think now it's time for a little bit of this. Baby Box update. Lunchbox is going to have a baby.

When's that baby do? August 29th. Wow. It's getting here quick. Wow, creeping on the baby. Yeah. So I was reading this whole story about gender neutral baby names. Yeah.

And how that's become a thing. And I think my name's gender neutral. Bobby can be a girl or a guy. But the Social Security Administration's put a top ten list of baby names every year. And they're saying, wow, look at all these gender neutral names. Like Charlie, Finley, Skyler, Royal, Lenny, Landry. Like, all those can go to guys or girls. Although Charlie is very much a male name.

On friends, there's a character name Charlie. You know Ross Date, scientist. What do you think, lunchbox? How are you guys coming with a name? Terrible. What do you mean? I throw one out, she hates it. She throws one out, I hate it.

But you guys don't know if it's going to be a boy or girl. Right. So are you naming it gender neutral? Or we're going to have to come up with two names and we can't even come up with even half of one. We have no similar likes. Like I throw out the name, Axel. No.

Why? Why? Come on. She's got a son and it seems to be. I think it's a cool name. Like Axle Rose? No, I watch the middle and Axel is the oldest son

and I just think it's a cool sounding name. Like an axle on a car? That's exactly what she said. She goes, everybody's going to think Axel on a car. Oh, I don't know. No, no. Yeah. From Guns and Roses.

Huh. So that one's out. So Axel was out. I think Axel's out. Anything that she suggested that you know. Mabel. What? Mabel.

Like, short for Mabelene? Mabel. The syrup? That's why I sound like Mabel syrup. I said, that's an old lady. name. Is it like her grandma's name or something? She thinks that's a cool name. I think it's actually cute.

Maybe it's a middle name. Mabel box. Mabel. Mabel. What Mabel, me. HB.T. Truth is I think about. So no Axel and no Mabel. We're marking those off the list. Those are out. Any other ones you've been marked out?

Yeah, I tried for Grace. That's out. For Mark Grace? Yep. But she has... Your favorite baseball player? Yeah, my favorite. Well, that's what my brother did.

His favorite baseball player of all time is George Brett. He named his son Brett. And so... But I like Grace for a girl. Grace is cool. Even as a middle name. I think you can sell on that one as a middle name. Yeah, the only problem is she has one of her good friends is named Grace and two of her friends named their kids grace.

So she says there's too many graces. Naming rights. They see you. I'm like, there's people, all your friends, you're the last one to have a baby. So a lot of people are going to have the name that you like. Any other names? Not that I can think of right now. So those have been eliminated.

Those have been eliminated. But still no name. Still no name. All right, there it is. Baby Box Update. Oh, and Bobby Bones show. Yeah, a Wednesday. How do you feel about that?

I like it. We're just rolling on by here. Now let's recognize somebody. Bobby Bones. Come on. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. The Chicago White Sox baseball team just rehired a groundskeeper

that spent 23 years in prison for a crime he did not commit. His name is Nevis Col. He worked for the White Sox in 1994. They arrested him on murder charges. DNA evidence last year led prosecutors to overturn the conviction. The White Sox released the statement. It's been a long time, but we are thrilled to have the opportunity to welcome back to the White Sox family.

Wow. Good for the White Sox for doing that. But, I mean, you got to pay that guy millions. And they usually don't. They go, here's $1.1 million. And I go, yeah, that's a lot of money, but not only did you cost him all the money he didn't earn, you cost him his life. Like, a large part of his life. Like, there's no price on life.

Yeah. If so, I'd buy more life. Because I don't... Yeah, and luckily, the White Sox had him back because getting a job after all that's kind of tough. 23 years. In prison, $10 million. Yeah. A million dollars for every year he was in.

Never mind. Pay him $23 million. Now, I won't pay him. Somebody else to pay him that. But yeah, good for the White Sox. It's good on them. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.

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Show. Tina in North Carolina, good morning to you. Hey, how are you guys doing this morning? We're real good. Everybody good in here? Yeah. Yeah. Tina, how are you doing?

You good? Doing fine. I wanted to let you know that I'm coming to see you in Charlottesville, April 6th. I'm driving up. It's going to take us about three hours to get there, and we are so excited. Are you sure that's worth it? I think back to the concerts, I drove many hours. I'm doing a stand-up comedy show in Charlottesville, and it's sold out, so I'm not trying to sell tickets, but maybe I'm even bragging a bit.

Hey, hey. No, I'm not. But, I mean, that's a lot of pressure. You know that, Tina? Yes, we are so excited. I was telling my husband, he said, if you were in a room full of people, I said, I told him, I said, I would not even Garth Brooks down to meet Bobby Bones. You are my favorite person in the whole world. I just love you.

Wow. We listen every morning on the way to school. Lunchbox, my son just loves you. He's 11 years old. He thinks you are the best. He would just love to meet you one day. He's a smart kid. Well, let me ask you a question here, Tina,

since I have your attention for a second. Because I think there's no way of Garth and I are in the same room. Go to Garth 10 out of 10 times. He's got better stories. He's probably better dude. So what is it about, me that you're drawn to, because I'm always curious about that.

I think because you are just so open and honest about who you are as a person. You're so genuine. I appreciate that. I would just like to say that I think they're

frankly, I'd rather go see Amy than me. Oh, I don't have any jokes. No, I just mean a life. If you're in a room. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Listen, hey, Tina, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to send you a B-Team plaque. So what we have here, we made 15 plaques.

We won the ACM for... Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you here. We won ACM for Best New Artist, that we won for? No. Oh, no. That's Lauren Elena.

Oh, vocal duo? Oh, my God. We won for Best Radio Show. So what I did is I bought plaques for the listeners of the show. Only about 15 of them. But I want to give you one of them because... Oh, my gosh. Random...

Really? Yeah, why not? I think you're awesome. You fit the criteria? Here's the criteria. Awesome. I think you fit that. Oh, really?

Oh, wow. Okay. So what I'm going to do, Tina, is I'm going to put you on hold. I'm going to get your information. And then I'm going to send you one of these plaques that say B-Team member, ACM. What do we win again? Best Song? Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, best song of the year. Album, maybe. But we won Best Radio Show. And all truth, we wouldn't win that award without people like you listening to the show. So I got you, okay? Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Oh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh. Okay, hold on a minute. That's my favorite cereal, by the way. Oh. Oh. See, look at my jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, Tina, do not hang up, okay? Okay, all right. Thank you. I love you guys. You're welcome. Hey, I appreciate you. You all. I appreciate you.

All right. She's on line two. Okay. By the way, if you're in Pittsburgh and you want to come out to a show in the next few weeks, Bobby Bonescom. Well, that's a good call. Makes you feel good in the morning. I don't want someone actually likes you. It's interesting. Bobby Bones, the Bobby Bones show. That's time for the positivity with a little Tell Me Something Good. Imagine this. This grandpa goes to a parent-teacher meeting and he's there with his grandkids and he has a heart attack at school.

Oh. I know. And so two of the teachers that know CPR start to, doing CPR on the guy. He's an old fellow too. And so they're like, you have to be careful with old people too. Yeah. Because you break them. And so, then they grow and they grab the defibrillator. And they have, can you imagine seeing that where someone acts to pull the defibrillator off the wall?

It's crazy. Clear! You know what they saved the dude. He backed alive. That's awesome. So CPR and the defibrillator and then the paramedics arrived and he's all right. Is that defibrillator easy to use? Because I think you hear these stories about people using it. I'd pull it out

on the wall and I'd have no idea what to do it. It tells you. I also think you're trained to use it. I don't think you just grab it cold. I think you've used it before. What I've heard is it tells you with instructions, word for word, what to do. I'm sure that too. But you don't really go after it unless you know how to use it. I have no idea.

That's what I think. Amy, what you got? Well, there's an officer named Jeffrey Emrich, and he rescued a seven-week-old blue-eyed Australian shepherd from a home in Kentucky. He got a call about animal cruelty, which is super sad. Drop the dog off at a shelter because it needed some. love and all kinds of things. It just was not in good shape.

Well, they called the officer a few days later. They're like, puppy's good to go, ready to be adopted. He's like, you know what? Can't stop thinking about that puppy. I'm coming to get it. So the police officer adopted the puppy. Look at that. Thank you, man.

All right, over to you, babe. I'm not your babe, but I'll go anyway. Tony is 70 years old, and he found out he was incomplete kidney failure. Needed a kidney looking for a donor. His son-in-law, Michael goes and gets tested and is a match. And Michael's like, I guess I'm going to do it. calls up Tony's like Hey Tony

Guess what? I'm mad you're getting your kidney So best son-in-law ever Gave me kidney What up? Yeah Makes those family Thanksgiving is not so awkward

I bet huh? Better be the best Christmas gift He's gonna get some good stuff That old Michael Tony will be like Man I'm gonna get you a new car The other son-in-law

Now you get a bike I have no idea What you're talking about now But I like it It's a good story The Bobby Bones show If you're new to the show You should know that Amy here

my co-host, her husband, went to the Air Force Academy, which, by the way, I was in Colorado Springs. I went by there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is that where he was? That's where he was for four years. I liked it out there in Colorado Springs. It's awesome.

They wouldn't let me fly a plane or anything, but I went over there by there. Yeah, I was like, hey, I know Amy's husband. They were like, sorry. I don't count. So I went to the Air Force Academy, and he was in the Air Force for how long? Twelve years. So, as American is Apple Pie, that guy. Yeah.

And so the school where your kids go, their flags were getting. kind of old. They are and it bothers them. Every time he falls up to the school, he's like, oh, I got to take care of that. And he's done this before other places. Like this one place, he golfs a lot or goes to the driving range or something. He got a flag and took it into the pro shop and was like, hey, it got y'all a new flag. Does he worry that's going to insult them at all? I do. He's more like, no, that flag is, no, that flag is disrespectful. We need to put a new one up. And he's not doing it. He's not rude about it at all. But he just wants to go out and make sure they have a new flag.

Man, how awesome is this guy? So he's dropped it off before, but the school one, I'm like, oh, you know, there's someone in charge of that. And I don't want him to walk into the office and be like, hey, we got y'all a new flag, you know, so we're probably going to let our kids. Oh, you haven't taken it here yet. No, he hasn't taken it yet. He wants to, and I'm just kind of like, I don't want to offend anybody that's in charge

of the flag. Like, they may think it's like him calling them out for not doing their job and taking care of the flag and representing the school. But shouldn't someone be called out? It's not taking care of old glory. Yeah. So he's going to get a couple new old glories, one for my son's school and my daughters, and then I guess he's going to allow it to be a lesson too for the kids.

Like, hey, you know, we can do this. And this is, we're going to take it in and be like, hey, no offense, but here's a new flag. First of all, I like that. You tell that guy I said he's a pretty cool dude. Okay. And thanks for serving our country. Yeah. Yeah.

Second of all, I wonder about your kids, because they just moved to it from Haiti. Do they know what the American flag means yet? No, not really. No. And I don't know that they even... No. But we're working on English right now. One small step?

Baby steps. The old Neil Armstrong. One small step first. I don't know if they know about Neil Armstrong yet either. And him putting the American flag on the moon. No, I was saying one small step. That's what he said. One small step for man.

They're taking one small step. I know. The Neil Armstrong. I know. And I was making another reference about Neil Armstrong. on an American flag. We don't even know if that was really I mean.

Yeah, I don't think they were on the moon. The guy forgot. Earth is flat. Did 1969 even happen? That's the question. I don't know. So they don't really, but I know that our husband will

teach them about it. And really, it's not about us, you know, worshipping a flag for any reason, but because my husband served this country and he has a lot of friends that... You can admire what the flag stands for, though. Yes, exactly. That's true.

Yeah. So he just takes it seriously. By the way, how many stars are on the flag, lunchbox? Ah, probably 50. Really? I'd guess 50 because there's 50 states. Why not be putting 50 stars up there? You don't know the answer to this question?

No, and you said 69. Is that really when they went on the moon? I was shocked. Well, 19. 969. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, 69.

Woodstock, Joe Nameth. Yeah. The Miracle Mets. What? The University of Texas at San Antonio was founded. Yeah, go roadrunners. Okay. Back to the flag.

I'm going to guess 50. You're going to guess. Guess. Oh, wait. Let's do this. What do the stars stand for? The states. Okay.

And how many states are there? I say 50. But you're not sure. You're not sure how many states in the United States. I think 50. You'd think, though. Yeah. Would you double up your whole bank account and bet it on it?

No. And you wouldn't. No. Because they try to sneak some in sometimes. It's like Pluto. You don't really know if Puerto Rico's a state? Well, like Puerto Rico is not a state, but they can, vote in our election.

Yeah. So I don't know. Because they're a territory. It's a weird thing. Yeah. So, come on, man. Is it 50? It's 50.

Oh. Now. See, you guys thought it's trying to make me like dumb. The stripes. How many stripes are there on the American flag launch box? Uh, let me look at a flag here. There's no flag you're looking at. I'm counting.

Go ahead. On his head. Ones 13. Okay. And would those stand for? Colonies. That's right. Is it really only 13?

Yeah. Seems like a lot more. I just guessed. You didn't just guess. You just had 13 colonies. You knew the... That one just popped to my head when you asked it. I don't know why.

I don't know how I know that. Probably because you were taught at over and over and over and over. It's a child. And over. Yeah. And over. You know what a trivia you want to give me? Because I'll get it.

Who is second president of the United States? Ah, he went Washington and then his vice president took over. Who is his vice president? George H.W. Bush. Nah, I know who it is. John. That's later. John Adams?

Yeah. Boy, come on. Bring it. What president was Abraham Lincoln? The one that did the emancipation proclamation. No one number. How would I know that? 42?

42? 42 is like in the last year? That was our last president. Wait. No, I went 44. I don't know where I'm not. Go to commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, he's 16. How do you know that? Because he's arguably the most famous president we ever had, George Washington. Did you know how I was reading this story about George Washington? He mean Abraham Lincoln? Yeah. No, he's probably with George. Washington's probably the most famous. Oh, sorry. But Abraham Lincoln's there.

Did you know that George Washington, if they took his value then and compared it to now, like they adjusted. Like how much he made or? Yeah. He's worth $500 million. He's the richest president of all time. It's not bad. George Washington, have a billion dollars. Dang. What did he do? Well, he did found, founding fathers. Well, he had a, well, he found a cherry trees. Yeah. And cherry trees. Yeah, yeah, he was in a big cherry tree farm. Big time. It paid off like crazy. It was the 1700s version of the Tesla was the cherry tree. And he came up with a quarter obviously, to put his face on. Obviously, you're right. In the silver dollar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the dollar bill. Yeah, it must have come from family money, like Hillary with our Lexus. Same thing. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, same thing. Okay. I'm so lost. I don't know what's true. What's true? Not true right now. I really hope. No kids are about to go into dig some history test. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes with us from Utah. A 37-year-old man was at the gym when he's with some friends. He goes, I bet you I can hold you. my breath underwater for two minutes. So he goes underwater,

holding his breath, holding his breath. He passes out from being under the water. I had to be rushed to the hospital. Wait, he passed out under the water? Yeah. He stayed under the water. That's a thing or you can pass out underwater. I thought you would fight your way back up before you passed out.

No, he went unconscious. Baa, out. Someone jerk him up? Yeah, he had to be rushed to the hospital. No word on his condition. Oh, man. Can you hold your breath for two minutes? Let's fox try it.

Tape his mouth and nose. Let's just see. Right? I wonder how long you can hold your breath. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every five seconds over two minutes, you get $10. He's holding it. No, he's not.

He probably brings through his notes. Do that the whole show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll check back in at 10 a.m. All right, okay, let it go so we can do your outro. I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones.

This is interesting. Crystal's on the phone. He's the mom of Zoe. I'm going to tell the story real quick. So Crystal tweets me. Right, Crystal, you send me a tweet. I did Yeah and she said

Hey my daughter's doing A fundraiser for St. Baldricks And so what they do is people shave their heads In order to raise money To support childhood cancer Am I accurate on that so far Crystal Yes Okay

So I just see the link on Twitter and I donate And I go I admire what the girl's doing But the winner I think had to shave their head in the class Like the person who raised the most Is that right Crystal? That is correct Now

I did my heart was in the right place, but I did donate a decent amount of money. Yeah, you did. I think that now her daughter is going to actually have the most, and now I have to shave her head, so I feel guilty about her having to shave her head. How old is your daughter, by the way? She's 15.

She's how old? 15. She's a freshman. Oh. It's going to take her all high school to grow up back. That's why I feel guilty. She had short hair. before and she finally grew it out

and then she says she came home on Friday and she said I want to do this thing you know I was kind of like okay and then I said what if you win and she's like well I'll shave my head and I was like okay if Bobby don't eat if you reach your goal and Bobby donates I'll let you shave it

and then you totally did so she's fine she I mean she wants to do it as a great cause the rest of the school in Sacramento has kind of rallied around too she exceeded her goal by 300, so now we're trying to help. The whole school's goal was 5,000, so now we're trying to help them.

But she blew everybody out of the water because B-Team came. They were all donating and she crushed her goal like in a day. And a little bit is she upset though, because now she has to shave her hand. A little bit. That's why I'm saying. I can't believe, oh God, I got to shave my head. I really have to shave my head. So who is she mad at more?

me for donating or you for asking me to donate. I don't know who is more than that. Oh, is she there? Oh, can I talk to her? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Zoe. Yeah. I'm probably more mad at my mom. Oh, no. So is there a way that, okay, let me say this, Zoe. Is the competition still going? Yes. Can I donate.

It's going until April 6th. Would you like me to donate to somebody else in your class to beat what you have so they have to Do they have to shave the head? I really do want to do it. Okay. I grew up with the childhood best friend Tori and she had brain tumors. And I never had the guts to shave my head. And I don't know.

I feel like I finally just have this drive to do it. Are you sure? I'm very sure. Okay. I'm not going to feel bad. Release me from my guilt, Zoe, because I need you to say I'll release you from your guilt. I release you from your guilt. Okay.

I'm going to post a link up on my Twitter and Facebook. So donate more. So if people donate more, that's okay, right, Zoe? Yes, that's fantastic. Okay. Love it. When do you shave your head? What day?

April 6th in front of the whole school. Wow. Oh, man. Zoe, send me a picture when you're done. Oh, yeah. I'll definitely send you pictures and videos and all the fun things. All right, Zoe. Hey, what you're doing is awesome.

I'm glad I can help. I just don't want you to be mad at me. Okay. I'm not going to be ready. Okay. All right. Thank you, Zoe. Bye.

Thank you. Hey, let's send Zoe at B-Team plaque because she needs one of these for you this. Okay. So hey, Zoe, say on the phone. I'm going to send you something, okay. Oh my God, okay. Okay, okay. Oh my goodness.

Okay, I'm good, right? You're good. You're good. Bobbi Bones show. Matt in Oklahoma, what's up, buddy? What's up, Bobby? You're on the air. Sweet.

So, today's my anniversary. and I have absolutely no idea what to do. I want a surprise her. Yeah? Yeah. So what are you asking me? I need advice. What to do?

Yeah, here's some advice. Playing on ahead of time next year. Don't call radio show the morning up going at my end up. Wait, Bobby, calm down. You're good at this sort of thing. No. He doesn't know her. I know.

First of all, Matt, you give us all a bad name. Because people are hearing this and they're going, oh, this is how all dudes are. I mean, Amy. It's not how you are. You're not this way, so. But his anniversary is today. It's not even tomorrow.

Matt. He leaves he's calling early. Matt, walk me through this, Matt, because you wake up this morning and you go, oh, crap, right? Yep. Yeah. And so, you go, let me just call him a buddy, Bobby. Yep. Okay, does she listen to the show?

Nope. Well, then, like, that doesn't work out. I would have called her on the air and been like, hey. Oh, don't call her. We got a newborn at home. She's mad. Oh, boy. And you have a new boy now.

She needs some extra attention right now. Matt, today's March 28th. Here's my advice. Next year, on February 28th, start planning for March 28th. How long have you been married? This will be two years. And it's still like new marriage. He's got a baby.

What'd you do last year? Probably called Big D& Bubba. What? Hello? Matt. Are you there? Yeah. Yeah.

What'd you do last year? We found out she was pregnant. We spent on money on baby stuff. So you didn't do anything, like, even, like, that doesn't cost money? Right or a poem. I got a poem for you. You ready? Remember this in your head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I wish I would remember my anniversary to you. I suck. Matt, what are you going to do, really? Like, real talk. What are you going to do? Well, there's an escape room here in Edmund What about the

You wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not taking her to the escape room for your anniversary? Let me finish. Let me finish. I was thinking about taking her to the escape room and then there's a melting pot in Oklahoma City. I think that's perfect. That's a fun night.

No, I think that's a fun night. I don't know how she's with the baby. Have you guys left the baby yet? Yeah, we can take it to her grandmother's house. Okay. I think that's a fun night too. Melting pot's cool. It's not even the matter what you're doing.

It's that you don't have a plan until right now. I know I'm awful. No, no, I don't think you're a bad dude. Because obviously bothers you after. Like, you have remorse. Yeah. So you're not a sociopath. But Bobby, I think we need to confirm with him.

Is the escape room something you're into or she would be into? She's into it. Okay, cool. Then I say, okay, sorry. I did some judgment there. Yeah, you did. Don't me judging my boy here. Bobby, all you've been doing his judgment.

Oh, boy. Let me judge him I do Matt. Oh, now he's your dude. Matt and I'm trying to work this thing out together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I tell you what, Matt. Where do you live?

You live outside Oklahoma City? I live in Edmund. Yeah, so that's Oklahoma City, right? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Listen, I know my okay, see. Hmm. What can I do?

How about this? I wonder, can I buy like a gift card for it, Melting Pot Online? Is that possible? Probably. Probbs. Because I do give Matt a hard time here. Yeah.

But I think, Matt, I think you deserve it. I'll be honest with you. Sometimes I'll get off there and go, ooh, shouldn't have done that. I'm going to be pretty proud of this call. I'm being honest with you. I'm pretty proud of your stern talking to here. How old are the fellow are you?

I'm 23. Oh, yeah, you're dumb. So it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 23-year-olds. Young. When we were 23, we thought we knew everything. Yeah, yeah.

But we did that. I thought we were getting back on track with Matt. Matt, stay on the phone. What I'm going to do? What? We'll ask where the melting pot is. Is it possible to buy him a card online and him get it? I can send to him?

Via email. Hey Matt, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to send you, as my gift to you and your wife on your anniversary, I'm going to send you a $100 gift card to the melting pot wherever you are, okay? Okay. And then you go out and you have a nice dinner with her, and I'm going to get your email address when we get off the phone, and I appreciate you listen to the show.

But you got to focus next year, buddy. I will. Yeah, you got to focus. And then let me know how it goes tomorrow. I will. What are you doing? You want to work right now? Yeah, I'm throwing newspapers.

to the Oklahoma City. Well, you just got to think ahead. You're giving us all a bad name, all us dudes. Well. But I'm going to take care of you this time. I appreciate it. All right. Hey, all seriousness, happy anniversary.

Congratulations on that baby. And I appreciate you calling the show. Don't hang up because I'm going to get your email so I can send you this gift card, okay? Okay. By the way, I don't have an endorsement deal with them. I'm just buying it. Like, I just had Mike D. look it up.

Oh, no. He just said that's where he was going. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hey, Matt, hold on. a minute, okay? Yes, sir.

All right. There you. I like that guy. He took it. Yeah. An honest mistake. And he wasn't asking for anything. His anniversary paid for?

Great call by him. Do you think he tells her that or he's like, honey? Oh, no, don't tell her. No, don't tell her. He's like, order whatever you want. Up to $100. Yeah, don't tell her. Just take all that.

I don't care. Cheese fondue, chocolate fondue. What do you think the best sing-along car song is? In your mind, Amy. Old or now? Doesn't matter? No, I can tell you what one, the top five here. Number five is don't stop believe.

Don't stop believe. To the best song to sing along to in the car. Number four is Dancing Queen. Abba. You never realize how much fun there is to sing it until it comes on. That's true. You're like, Abba, that's so. Dancing Queen.

Funny. Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond. I can tell you, I don't sing that much in the car. None of these so far have I, because they don't just like come on. But they come on. Now when you push the button and make it come on. Okay. I sing that at like games or concerts.

Oh yeah? Like, yeah, sporting events. Yeah. How about number two, living on a prayer. Bon Jovi. Come on. Oh, great song. It makes me think of riding in the car with my brother.

It's okay car song. Older brother? He had a boombox because his radio didn't work and the boombox sat in the middle of the two front seats, you know? Lots of tears for fears or whatever. Wow, you do know a little bit of. about the 80s music. Yeah. And number one is...

Bohemian Rhapsodies. Scalibus, Skada Bush. Can you do the fun thing? So the thoughts of lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo! Galileo! Galileo! Galileo, Figaro!

A big hero! So here's a fun fact. Well, not that fun. What? I'm actually kind of sad. Uh-oh. But so Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of queen, he died, right? and Wayne's World wanted to use that song

which has been why that song re-emerged because Wayne's World, the movie in the early 90s, had this as like the closing scene in the back of the car and they had to get clearance from Freddie Mercury and he's about to die and they showed him a screener before the day before he died

and he cleared it and he said yeah and then it became a huge hit again Wow I didn't know that so I said fact not that final fact Not that final fact Yeah

From the phone to lightning Very very frightening Mine is probably this one. This didn't make the list, but I'd have put this on there. Songs to sing along to in the car. Free Fallin from Tom Petty. Oh. Because you can just sing this as loud as you want.

Nobody cares. I also picture Jerry McGuire in his car driving, like, the windows down. True. What do you... And what would you put on the list? Well, I'm going to put something like... Insync, bye, bye, bye. Fair?

Just when you grew up. That's for current. Because Maybe Wonderlaw from Oasis. Oh, for sure. You gotta be the one that saves me. Hotel California makes a list number eight. Welcome to the hotel.

Most of these are older songs. It's one of these type of cars. Yeah, I'm like, where's the current stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there aren't any because it's like over time. You're talking to people, like best cars on, they're not going to pick, Havana, nah, nah, nah.

It's only been out like week. Right. What about like California love by Tupac? It's not on here. No, okay. I had the tiger from Survivors. Oh, that's a good one.

Yeah, and Hey Jude. Yes, that'd be mine for sure. Just good songs, basically. All right. Bobby Bonds. Yes, it's now time for the holding their breath championships. Already. With our two contestants.

Lunch box and Eddie. By the way, there's cash on the table. How much? What are we talking here? A 20 spot. Yeah. I'm taking 20. Okay, then get out of the competition.

Yeah, if you don't want 20, I'll take it. What do you mean? Eddie, you're literally getting $20 for holding your breath. You're begging for money all the time. Yeah, that's true. If you win and you hold it for 30 seconds, you got $20 in 30 seconds. He sounds so ungrateful. Yeah.

Yeah, I just, okay, all right. I mean, he throws a 20. What's your point? Well, my point is, I mean, I could pass out and hit my head on the corner of a table. Just start breathing. For $20. Okay. You know what?

You know what? Does anyone else want to take a shot at lunchbox is championship to have for $20 bucks? Okay. Okay, Amy, Eddie's out. Eddie's been eliminated. Amy, please stop if you feel lightheaded. Come on, Amy, come on over. Eddie, just film it, then.

You have no idea. Eddie, just get the camera, dude. You sit down. I'm going to feel so bad if somebody gets hurt. Yeah, that's all you got to do. You won't be honoring. Yeah, I got you. Okay, hey, we need judges in here.

Hey, Morgan, too. You got to be under Amy's nose and mouth. Yeah, I'm not going to, like, under it? Breathe. Yeah, make sure she's not breathing. No, my dear. Yeah. You're going to stand right there.

Yeah, Raymond. I already feel lightheaded. Because lunchbox will cheat. No, I don't cheat. Yeah, you do. You just make sure the lunchbox isn't breathing. Okay. What are you doing?

Cool, cool. Just take checks. Are we ready to do this? $20 up for the dollar. Let's do the champion. And you both claim you do it over. How much should we inhale? It's up to you.

It's your own style. Lunchbox spent all night training. I didn't know. I didn't know I was going to be doing this. I didn't either. Ready. Here we go. In three, two, one, go.

All right, we're 42 seconds after the hour when I said that right there. And so it's a breath hold. Lunchbox claimed everybody can hold their breath for a minute, no problem earlier. A minute seems a long time to me. We have the judges underneath their noses and mouths. We're at about 15 seconds now. They're both lunches moving around. Lunch is holding his nose.

He's got a technique. Amy is just yoga zending it. We're now at 30 seconds. 30 seconds into the breath holding championship. ship you're on the ship. Now we'll hear if you're about. Yeah, why? Because they've been holding it because they're about to pop. If they gasp for air, don't let them take a little one. There's nothing. Amy's about to go. Amy's about to 30 seconds. Okay, here we go. We're almost at one minute, 10 seconds from one minute. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

We've hit one minute. Oh, no. Amy one. Yes! Yes! Why would you stop on one minute? You said we had to go a minute. No, it was a competition. What is warming? I told you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, man. Here you are.

I don't win, I'm going to win. I don't win many things in my life, so hand it over. There you go. There she is. Why did you do that? I was a best. I misunderstood because. No, it was a competition.

Because we said I could do it for a minute, so I thought we were betting we could do it for a minute. Colleen, when I heard him release, I was like, yes. I released so quickly right after, but I could have kept going. Newborn infant lungs or what? Yeah, baby lungs. No, because I said a big. Man, today just got really good. Yeah, you should donate to Hillary's car fund.

See, I knew he was going to do that. Hillary, Hillary. Donate it. That's why I didn't do it. No, it's not. No, honestly, stop. No one wants to hear it. No, no.

No one wants to hear it from you. Okay, this is going to Hillary's car fund. No, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Give it to Jerry. No, your mic's off. can't complain about something and then come whine about it. And then say, that's why I didn't do it.

Yeah, your mic has been, you're on a 30-minute mic probation. 30 minutes! Y'all, I feel... Stop yelling into my mic. I'm not getting my own podcast! It's almost euphoric. Yeah? I feel a little, like, high on life. Hey, calm down, calm down.

The champion. The breath-posed champion. I'm not crying. Thank you, thank you. Your physical prowess is so much bigger than his. Wow. I have no idea. I was so talented. I was misunderstood.

There we go. There she goes. Another win. How do you understand a competition? Okay, thank you. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Dirk's Benley teased another song from his upcoming album, The Mountain. He performed The New Song Can't Bring Me Down in Nashville earlier this week. So is that a YouTube clip? Yeah, we have a clip of it. It's like he's performing to us in an intimate little room. And there's no official release date on his new album. album, but it's cool to see little sneak peeks. Marin Morris received

some pretty cool news. She's on her honeymoon, and she just learned that the song she recorded with Zed and Gray, the middle, just went number one. Baby! Yeah. Number one in the pop chart. Look at that. Shelton made history with the

song. She's the first country artist to top the Billboard Dance Mix show Airplay chart. Wow, it's quite the niche chart there. But hey, it's a big, it's the number one pop song. Like, all that aside, that's good for her. I'll be listening to the pop station a little bit, Z100. Can I listen to an IHart Radio?

Yeah. That's the New York pop station. And so they'll play this. And then I told you they play Justin Treblank, Chris Stapleton. Oh, yeah. And it just feels like, it's like we're taking over the world, man. And by we, I mean, two artists aren't me. But these are like our people.

They're on the pop station too. So good for them. Why, is that it? I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bowles. Mimi of Florida.

What up? Hey, good morning. Good morning to you. I call to thank Amy for inspiring a new generation of comedians. And her reporter is Carter Hall, who is sick, who has Carter's corny. And he listens every morning. He's probably on his way to kindergarten right now. So I just wanted to thank y'all, and it's so fun.

So does he do that at school? Like, everybody, gather around. It's time for Carter's Corny. Waw, won, won, won. Actually, when he gets out at the car line, he tells the little attendant, the joke of the day. And he has a whole repertoire, so he's got a whole set. So thanks to Amy and you all for making it awesome.

Okay, well, no pressure, but Carter's listening to take your joke. Okay, Carter. Hey, thank you for calling me. I appreciate that. And now over to Amy's Morning Corny. The Morning Corny What do you call a pig with three eyes? What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A pig. Oh. That was the morning corny. Can it spell with three eyes? Yes, yes, yes. It's all in the delivery on that one, Carter. Yeah, Carter, you got to stretch that out. Stretch that out, yeah.

Good call. Just to reset, lunchbox got two parking tickets. He's upset about it. He says he was not parked illegally, so he went to court yesterday. What'd you do? I went in there demanding justice. I went in. I went through the metal detector, and I said, where do I go?

And the guy said, through those double doors on your left, I walked in. There's a lady. There's a lady? Yep. Do you have your tickets in hand, both of them? I got them both in hand. And in your mind, what was going to happen? What was going to happen?

I was going to walk in there. I was going to give a fiery speech. To who? Just whoever was supposed to hear my case. The judge. The judge. And I thought the courtroom would, after hearing my fire and my passion, would give me a standing ovation like they do on TV. Yeah.

You can't handle the droves. Yes. Yeah. And so I go in and can I help you? And I walk up and says, lady, I say, yeah, got this parking ticket here and I want to fight it. She goes, okay. It says, I was parked in a loading zone. And here's the picture.

I'm not in a loading zone. She goes, sir, you'd have to see a judge for that. And I said, yeah, yeah, that's why I'm here. She goes, no, no, this window, all the way to do is schedule your court date. I can't help you with that. She goes, but you do have evidence. And she goes, you do realize it's only a $10 ticket, right? I say, yeah, but it's a scam.

The city is trying to scam people out of their hard-earned money. She goes, so you don't want to just pay the $10 real quick and be done with it? And I said, no, ma'am, I want justice. I want to see a judge. So she filled out the paperwork and I will get a court date in the mail in the next three days. Oh, wow. You don't have a court date yet? No, so they will send me my court date.

Are you representing yourself? I'm representing myself. Wow. What? You think somehow he gets put in jail for this? I don't know. There was no way he was going to jail. It was a $10 fine.

But somehow he gets put in the big house because of something he does for him here out. Like I do think that's an option. I mean, I thought I would have a great case and the lady was real nice. I thought she was going to just dismiss my ticket right there, but she didn't have that power. But she did remind me it's only a $10 ticket like three times. So in the next few days you'll know what court did. Yeah. Okay, all right. To be continued. Lunchbox has decided to take his parking ticket to the judge,

and hopefully on up to the Supreme Court, you know what I mean? Never know where it will go. A lot of callers want to talk to you about this. Here's KP in Virginia. Hey, KP. Yay, I was just saying, out where we're at, if you go to court over this and you lose, you've got to pay the process to be for the court costs. So your $10 ticket could end up being plus $80 for a court call thing.

Well, that's the chance you take going to court. You never go to court thinking you're going to lose. Oh, I didn't think about that, K.P. And I'll make them pay my lawyer fees. Oh, you'll sue the court. Yeah. Oh, wow. KP, my question was, does he end up in jail somehow because of this whole thing?

If he does, then I think you should do like a go-fund me to bail him out. No, I don't think so. Go-fund me to keep him in. Yeah. Hey, thank you, KP. Appreciate that. I can tell you, I had Jillian Jacqueline. over to the house, to the Bobbycast.

By the way, Jillian Jacqueline's fantastic new artist. This song here, she's played the show before. Has this song? We've got all our reason. So it's a show I do called The Bobbycast. It's very easy to listen to. You just get on IHeart Radio or iTunes and search one word, Bobbycast.

Have a studio in my house. And so we were talking, and Gillian's talking about her fiance guitar player who has to sing songs about her ex? Because all the songs that she wrote are about her ex. And her current family has to sing all...

I think it's weird knowing how long we're going to have to sing these songs about my ex and there's always going to be that story through my music. Like I'm always going to have that person as part of my

musical history. Yeah. And he inspired a lot of songs. Then she gets on me because I was talking about hate me and she starts asking me if I want to have kids and get married.

It turns into a whole thing. Maybe that's why that song hits me so hard. Maybe. Where it would just... Yeah. late to it. Do you want to get married? Yeah. Do you want to have kids?

Yeah, I think so. I'm definitely not against it. I'm not someone who goes no, but again, I'm not going to do it for the sake of doing it. No. Because I am not, like, nope, I don't. That means I think I do. I'm just ready for the right. Yeah. If you're even open to the possibility, it can happen. And that's why I think I am.

Yeah. So it was a whole thing. Yeah, it's up. If you want to listen to, I just search Bobbycast. There's one with Red Aiken's. Morgan number two has a whole Bobbycast, so you get to know her. You're famous now, Morgan. Number two, you feel that way? No, I don't feel famous.

Okay, good, good, okay. Billy, what's happening, buddy? Hey, what's up? You're on the air, what you want to say? Hey, you told me to call you back. I talked to you back at the beginning of February about little daughters changing the dad, and my wife was pregnant at the moment.

We just had our baby this past Wednesday, one week ago today. Man, how's that? Beautiful little girl. born at 138 p.m., 7 pounds, 12 ounces, and not 10 and a half inches long. Perfect condition. Beautiful little girl looks just like her mama, and that girl has changed my life since the second I touched her.

All right. Tell me more. She's at home. We're doing good. Of course, I'm back working, and it's driving me crazy because I don't get to spend the day with her. Wow, really? How about that? Did you think you wanted a boy?

Yes, I did. I wanted a boy so bad, but God got plans that we don't know about, and he gave me a little daughter for a reason. Why do you think that reason is? Honestly, probably because I'm a hard donkey. Oh, yes, the old jack donkey. Yes. Yes, I am. I am very stubborn, and this little girl's probably going to be stubborn just like me. Hey, that's awesome. Well, thanks for calling back. Billy, where are you from in Arkansas? I was born around

Rockers but I lived down beside Fort Smith. Ah, so up in the old Northwest part. I'm very familiar with it. Hey, congratulations on that, my friend. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. If anybody's in the Fort Smith area looking for a doctor, Dr. Bell at a mercy,

best doctor you can have. Now, is he paying you to do this? No, he's not. Okay. Here's what I want to do for you, Billy, because we won the ACM for show of the year and so I made awards for listeners too. I'd like to send you one of these awards.

Awesome. So if you hang on, I want to give you, as a member of the B team, I want to give you an award, and I'll make it out to you and your daughter there. Awesome. Awesome. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it. Once a box, congratulations, brother. You know, that baby is going to change your life, man.

Thank you, man. Hopefully it's a boy. I hope it's a girl. Hey, hold on a minute. Appreciate you. Hold on, don't hang up. Here we go. Look at that. Good day today.

Wednesday, March 28th already. Just feels like yesterday we're making New Year's resolutions, and I'm telling everybody, stop with the resolutions. By March, are going to be over anyway. And they're all over. Here we are. I have 4% of people I read are still doing them. Oh, yeah.

Four percent of us. I saw it 96th at arms. But yeah, so, yeah, good on that. Well, let's see. Sydney, you're on? Hello? Oh, we lost Sydney. Sydney, go ahead. Hello?

Hi, what's happening? Hi, Bobby. I'm Sydney, and I'm all my way to Hot Springs, Arkansas, and I'm actually going to job shadow at your old radio station, KLAZ, with Dick Antoine. Oh, what do you mean? 105.9 KLAZ. That's how I used to say it. Back of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, it's the top 9 of the 9 here with your host Bobby Bones in the nighttime. 105.9 KLAZ. That was what I did every night, man. I hope I made them proud. I don't even know if they knew who I am. they know because I was talking to someone and they said oh what inspired you and they said Bobby bones and they were like oh my gosh I know him he's like a legend here oh a legend

wow legend wow hometown represent because I used to get on there and I used to do like like the house party line like everybody would call in it from on saying stuff is very at the time it was very cutting edge yeah I progressive for radio okay yeah yeah but I would do nights man I would just be like oh everybody welcome to the well let me get a song up like I used to Hold on, let me see here. You put me on the spot here. What are you going to try to do? You trying to be in radio or what?

I actually read your book one time, and I was like, you inspired me to do radio, and I was like, okay, well, we're going to start out where he started out. K-L-A-Z, and I had a good friend named Dick Antoine. He told us. He said, I'll put you on there. Oh, Dick Antoine. Three shout-outs. Is he on air? I don't know.

Dick Antoine. Dick Antoine. That's a good. Hey, everybody, welcome to the high five and nothing. It's your whole Bobby Bones here. Yep. Going to play at number three tonight. It's Lou Bacon, Mombone.

Number five, you know, I'm looking for a little bit of what? One, two, three, four, five. Were you Bobby Z at the time? No, I've never been Bobby Zee. It was never an option. I've been Bobby Bones my whole life. It says I was 17. Sorry, yeah, Bobby Z wasn't option.

Those two were offered to me at KLAZ, my first edition. My program director said, Antoine? No, not Dick Antoine. Dick Antoine and I, we don't have a relationship. I don't know. I'm sure he's a nice dude. But I don't know old dick, right?

My program director's name is Kevin Cruz. And he hired me as just a snotty nose kid. And I got hired to clean the lobby. That was all I was hired for. So people got fired, got put on the air. And I was like, hello, everybody. To me. Hey.

I'm here tonight. I'm going to play the new one from this is a song for the Backstreet Boys, called I Want You Back. And so, you know, I had to do stuff like that. And then all of a sudden, I started watching a guy named Kramer. Kramer. Kramer was like, he was just going would just be crazy. And I was like, man, I'm not as crazy as Kramer.

Did you ever want to be crazy like Kramer? I just didn't have it in me to be crazy. But he was like, man, that guy is good. And so then I started doing nights as a teenager. And I was like, then away we go. Hey, everybody, come on out to this. And I did the DJ boy. I swear to you.

But I just couldn't maintain it because of my throat. Is that radio station have like pictures up of you? I don't know. They should. Hey, Sidney. Hey, Ray, call that radio station. See if they have any pictures of me yet.

She said you're a legend. I mean, but this should be like, you know, the home where Bobby Moon started, you know, like pictures. They're probably shouldn't be.

Yeah, no, like it carried away. Oh, I thought that'd be cool. Like, no, like, maybe like a statue. No, I'm sure. No, I'm kidding. Can you rename the station.

Come on. Come on. Cindy, what'd you say? Go ahead. Oh, I was like, Am I even on? But yeah, I just wanted to say you inspired me. Oh, going to radio, and I'm starting it, and I just can't wait.

Well, how about that? I mean, that's really cool. Listen, I think regardless of what your passion is, you should go after it. I'm going to tell you this, you ain't going to make any money, Sidney. Are you okay with having a job where you ain't going to make any money? Yeah, I'm fine. Okay, as long as I got into radio just to pay the bills, but I love doing what I was doing. Now I can pay the bills.

I've been one of the fortunate ones. But for most people, I didn't make money for eight years. yours. And so, good luck, you know. Tell old Dick Antoine that I said what up. Yes. What shift does Dick Antoine do? Like, what time is he on the air? He's KM.C.G. 7 and 9. A.m. A. A.m. A. Sounds like you and Dick Antoine don't know each other yet. We're like good friends And he just put me on the spot I was like yeah sure I'll do it

Is that Dick Antoine next to you? No, this is my dad Brian You're dead? How old are you? I am 16 years old Oh wait what? You sound like 20 something We thought you just I mean whoa this is crazy

That's why she just said yes sir Oh yeah Why she's not going to Yeah go after you Hey that dick Antoine's a good dude Listen to what he has to say Chase your dreams Yeah

You got a couple years for you even have to make money. Hey, I'm going to send you a B-Team plaque too. Bobby's like, do you got any bills? Really? Yeah, why not? Listen, I think that's a pretty cool thing. Not because it's me, but because I like that you're 16 and already trying to learn. Oh, God, I'm saying to cry.

Thank you. Don't cry, but where do you go to school? I got a Loyola College Prep. Okay, well, I don't know what that is, but... I don't even know either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to get you a plaque, a B-Team plaque for the ACM, all right? Thank you.

Don't hang up. I won't. Have a good day today, Sydney. You too. That inspires me. How about that? Love it. Yeah.

Everybody, welcome to KLAZ. Crazy. You're going to play the new one here from Britney Spears. You know, Melissa Joan Hart's in the video for this. If you haven't seen it yet, it's probably on MTV like five times this year. Here's Britney Spears' new and crazy. Man, I've double-posted that one. Sad.

Hedy tried down Dick. I found Dick Antoine. Yeah? Seems like a nice guy. from the photos. He's molding the next generation from what I can tell. Okay.

Well, there's that. How about, there we go. I guess I'm done. Are we done? Yeah. Let me ask you this question, Amy. What? What in your life has divided the before and after?

Like, what is the moment of your life that you consider before and after? Oh, right now I'm living it. So right. Three months ago before I was a mom of a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old and now. Okay. So your life has been divided in the before and after by your kids. I mean, I have had several moments.

I would say the last five years. Give me a moment. Okay. Well, the most recent, my kids. Lunchbox? One moment that your life's divided before and after. Easy. Before marriage, after marriage.

Two different. I mean, night and day different. How are you before marriage? Oh, man, I was out at the bar every weekend. I was smooching with the random chicks all the time. Meeting ladies here. Meeting ladies there. Okay. Now it's, hey, baby, you want to go to a movie? All right, cool. Go to the bar every once in a while.

Does she go to the bar with you ever? Not anymore now that she's pregnant. Are you bored with marriage? I mean, it's not as exciting. It's just, no, it's different. It's a different kind of exciting. Let me talk to him. Well, I mean, if she's listening, he was, okay. Let me talk to my friend over here. I'm just telling you how this is not as exciting because you do different. It's exciting in different ways. Let me ask your question. Would you, how long have we been on each at this point? You and I.

A long time. What year is it? 2018. It's March 28th, 2018. So 15 years. 15 years. Yeah. So at 15 years, would you advise me to get married or no?

Well, you're pretty lame anyway. So I would say, yeah, you should probably get married because nothing will change, except for you'll have someone to hang out with. Oh. Like right now, you hang out by yourself and you do nothing. So you'll just hang out with her and do nothing. So you think you do. But maybe she'll make you do stuff because you don't leave your room unless

you're working. So I would say you should get married. Because you're a loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much. Pretty much. Just because I'm a, not for love fulfillment, because I'm a loser and I only work or stay in my room. Yes. That's basically it. And if you have a wife, she'll make you go do things and have fun and experience things outside in the world. Is that what your wife does to you? Makes you go have fun? Well, I was pretty fun without her. I'm a pretty fun dude. Yeah. Like, I like to get out and do stuff. So, So marriage made you less fun?

Yeah, I would say it made me less fun. It calmed me down a little bit. Sometimes she's like, oh, let's just stay in. Okay, fine. But sometimes I go without her. Oh, you do? Yeah, and it's hard because you can't just go guys weekends all the time. That's what we used to do and just chill.

And now it's like, well, I mean, the wife kind of want to come. Never mind. Let's not do it this weekend. Do you like your friend's wives? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of my friends aren't married, though. I mean,

divorced or still single? Still single. Yeah, that's weird. I was talking to my dad about the other days. It's just your generation because like three of my best friends, not married, just chilling. We're going on 37, 38 years old. And I'm just chilling. Different.

Why? What's the difference in me and your close friends that you grew up with? I don't, you, I don't know. know how to say this nicely. Then don't. Then say it however you think. Because you don't, you won't do it. You don't want to. You, you run away from it. You get scared. You find a reason to run. What about your friends? They're not doing it. They just don't have any prospects. Oh. That's the problem. So at least you have prospects. Yeah, they don't have the avenue that you have. I mean,

you're about to be what? How old? Coming up in, it was today's March 28th. April 2nd, I will be 38. Yeah. And you got a lot of prospects, but you just don't take a minute. But I haven't been on a day. I haven't been on a single. You've got to step up to the plate. You can't just sit in the dugout the whole time.

Oh my. crap. I've been in the dugout. Baseball analogy. Yeah, because it's baseball season starts tomorrow. Well, I tell you, well, let me throw my before and after moment, which is moving to Nashville. Yeah.

Like that's a big one. Oh. You know, two different people, pre-Nashville, post-Nashville. Okay. Some of you still the same. It's not literally two different people? I know. I mean, we're also.

I forgot what we were doing there. Yeah, no, it's okay. We can always beer off of you. Listen, we do it every one. It's March 28, man. You know what I was that? Oh, yeah. Do you care about celebrities

who are dating? Sometimes it depends who it is. Yeah, me too. Like, I don't as much anymore, but do you care that Nile Horan... Yeah.

Do you care who he's dating? Yeah, it depends. Who is it? Well, I'm going to tell you, it's Haley Steinfeld? They're hating? That's a good song. Sure.

Yeah. That's interesting. I really don't, I think I pick him out in a room. I mean, it's not Selena and Bieber, but it'll do. It's like the second string.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The B team, T team. Yeah. It's like the junior varsity of Justin. I think I met both of them. I think about it. Mm-hmm. Oh, I heart.

You have, yeah. He was wearing some crazy plaid outfit. That was a different one? That's a different one. Oh, my goodness. They all look the same, Amy. Oh, that's Harry Styles. That's Harry Styles.

Oh, boy. All the one direction, guys. Damn. Yeah. I'm old. Yeah, they all look the same to you. Yeah, so they're dating. Do you see the Anna Farras story where she's talking about marriage?

No. She's like... She's dated. She's married to... No, she's divorced. Chris Pratt. They go. Anna Farris confessed to lying about the quality of her marriage to Chris Pratt.

They conspired to create a false public image that it was all. unicorns and rainbows, but the truth was, fights, fights, fights. She admitted they utilized social media and TV and cultivated the idea. Let me just say this. Don't you think that all relationships, not just married, but if you look

at it and you're like, wow, they have a really great thing, you're just, again, seeing what people want you to see. Yeah. I've never, even a really great friendship. I've never been in one that was just perfect. You can't believe the Instagram life. Yeah. No, and even marriage aside, Instagram is still like the highlights.

But that's what they're saying. Like they put it all out there on Instagram. It was always great. On TV shows. She's like, we fight all the time. But don't you think that's kind of normal? I don't know how all the time. But, I mean, I think there's definitely seasons

where just something's not going right and you're fighting. But in friendship, you're right. In friendships, like I feel like if there's not ever fighting, is it really a relationship? Exactly. And people will go, Bobby and Amy, friendship goals. I'm like, do you know how? Yeah, right.

But we've been through a lot. A lot. Good, bad, big fights. A lot of life-changing events that... I think you only get real bonds through time. That's it. That's how you... Because you are able to withstand hard pressures.

And so anything new is cute, and you hope it turns into something. But unless it's older, it hasn't been tested yet. And those who you love get to see that. of you that others don't really get to see. And maybe the hard times or the grumpy times or the times where you just need to like, oh, get it out. And for me, I've always been guilty of doing that, taking that out on people that I love and I know love me because I know they're not going to leave me.

And I learned that through my relationship with my mom. Like I was the most difficult with her, but I knew she was always going to be there for me. So I find I do that sometimes to people that I know love me. I do the thing where I try to make everybody run away. do. I'm like, people try to love you and you push it. Let me test you. But there's never an end of the test.

It's a constant life test. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Interferus is like, hey, it's a sham. But I just think most things that people put out there is a sham. Why they put it out there if they didn't want to put it out there? But I watch that mall all the time and the reruns on TV. It's pretty good show.

Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll. I can announce it real quick. The daytime village at the IHeart Country Festival presented by Accu-Chek Guide.

It's a free outdoor all-day party in Austin, Texas. The lineup includes ACM Best New Female Artist, Lauren Elena. I do enjoy some Lauren Elena, man. She's awesome. Also, Danielle Bradbury. Yeah! That was a really good bobby cast with Danielle Bradbury. I like, she's cool, man.

How about Luke Combs? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I want a hundred bucks on a scratch-all ticket bought to 12-packed and a take a dance with him. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, you just did. You heard it. There is. You just heard it. Check out the lineup. Yes. You did check it out. Yep, there it is.

Hello, let's see. Karen in New York. Greetings, Karen. Hi. Oh, my God. I can't believe I got through. Thank you for calling. What's going on?

I wanted to tell you, I got to. tickets to see you in Tampa. Oh, my stand-up comedy show. Yes, and I am flying 1,200 miles to see you. Why would you do that? Holy cow. I'm coming. Where do you live?

Yeah. I live in upstate New York. I'm like it. I'm in Pittsburgh. I mean, that's closer, huh? It is, but I have somebody I can, a place to stay in Tampa and, you know, the weather's good. Well, good. I'm looking forward to seeing you then.

That's cool. And no pressure on me or anything. Yeah. Just do your best. traveling all over the world. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Karen, I'll see you soon. By the way, do you see the interview with Rhonda Rousey? Do you don't talk about Amy? No. Okay. So Mike Goldlich does a show for ESPN. Okay. And he asks, you know who Ronda Rousey is? Yes, she's a UFC fighter. Right. And so he's like, hey, Rhonda Rousie, are you going to get back to

MMA because she's wrestling. She's WWF right now? Oh, okay. So here. Let's go back and and start with when... You heard the lunchbox? I saw a clip of it, yes. Okay, here you go. Let's go back and start with when you knew from the MMA, when you were done there, when you knew in your mind, I'm not going to fight anymore. So he's asking her, when did you know you were done fighting, right? I never said that. Ah. Okay, so she gives her that I never said that. So there is a possibility that you could go back in time?

So he says there's a possibility you could go back in time. You know, how much time do you need? You know, that kind of thing. There's a possibility you could go back. You know, in time, you could go back. And so she goes, there's a possibility that I can go back in time. That's your question to me.

Go back in time and fight. Go back in the octagon. I do not have the ability to go back in time, no. Oh, my goodness. I mean, that's so funny. I mean, I get it. No, no, no, no, no. That's lunchbox humor right there.

He's like, go back in time. In a bit of time, would you? You want to go back? And she's like, I can't go back in time, stupid. Like, with some time. Like, how dumb are you? Yeah. Because you go back to your job.

And if you watch the video, her facial expression, because it's on TV, she's just like, what a stupid question, dude? I can't go back in time, you're idiot. So, Rondorazzi, would you go back in time and fight again? Holly Holme. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Hey, we have the sound of Hillary.

Our phone's going to crashing into the building. What? A few minutes. Oh, what? Yeah, yeah. What did it sound like? Here, I'll play it for you. Right here on number two.

So this is Hillary, our phone screener. She was bringing drinks in, and she crashed into our building. The 18 wheelers are playing. Yeah. Yeah, do the whole city. They started crashing each other. Wow. I'm surprised the building isn't going to fall down.

Yeah, me too. Hillary is our phone screener, and she crashed her SUV into our building. And so we need to bring her in here. I do have a theme song for Hillary now. So. There she is. Hillary, our phone screener. Are you just so frustrated by the whole thing?

I mean, I can't be mad. You can be? I mean, I can, but that's not going to do me any good. I'm being positive about it. So there was a spill. You leaned over to the spill, and you crashed into the building at work. Yes. I saw you texted your sister.

Well, she texted me because I forgot to tell her, and so she heard it live on the radio. So she texted me. And then what did she have to say? say about. What was her opinion of who should pay for this? Well, she told me that I should start counting my pennies. Which means she thinks you should pay for it. Yeah. I made a bunch of notes here.

You text your sister. You know, I wonder, this is something I wonder. I wonder if we could get someone to give her a real estimate. Because everybody's saying that $2,000 for your bumper is way high. That was a real estimate. But everybody's saying that's super high. Like if we could have somebody. I have someone that is working on it.

I just haven't heard back from him, but I, yeah, Moody Tires. I do take my car to them, but they don't do bumpers. So he said he's obviously in the business, so he's asking around to some friends. Well, okay, so we're going to get another quote. The poll yesterday. Does anyone have the results of that poll? Because we asked the question, who should pay for it? Hillary or the station, because Hillary drove into the wall, but at the station's wall.

So Morgan number two, who runs our web, what do you have over there? What's the poll say? Hold on. I'm scrolling. Hold on. I do believe that the listeners think that Hillary should pay for it for the most part. I think so. Kind of what I saw.

Oh. Okay. Go ahead. Wait. Two polls. Okay. Go ahead. 60% said insurance.

40% said our company. Okay. Six cents. Okay. How are you feeling about that right now? I don't know. I don't know what my thoughts are on it. You have no thoughts on it?

I'm just, I'm frustrated with myself because it was a dumb, dumb thing to do. Well, the rumor around town is you went on a rogue copy run that we didn't even send to you. That's been the new phone. But I heard. That I went on my own. Yeah, you went on my own. Now you went road. Wow.

Yeah, I saw it online. It was rogue. She went all on her own. Yeah. Do you have it in writing where we went, asked you to go? Because I don't, if we got to court, I mean, you got to have it. There's no evidence. I have witnesses.

I started, not in this room. No, any witnesses? No. Who is your witness? Morgan? Oh, that's not a good moral character. The only evidence we have is the sound of her car accident, right? That's true.

If you missed that, here's our phone screener Hillary crashing into the wall. There's a moment right there. Right there. ATT. Wheeler. I can't believe that T. Wheeler honed at you. You didn't stop. And so I hear you had an extra rough day yesterday. You had to borrow money from someone, too, because you forgot your wallet.

Oh, man. Yeah. I forgot. wallet at home so I didn't have a key to get into this building and then I cranked my car because I had to leave it here all day and I was on E to somebody let me borrow $20 to get home. And who loaned you that money? Daniel from tagging Daniel. What a good guy. Oh, that's so nice.

Wow. I know. Well, I think the next step in this saga is to get a better estimate from Amy's guy. Unless a listener wants to come up and what? See, here's the problem with the estimate. She drives a Lexus, so it's really nice and it probably has a bunch of sensors in it. That's why it's so expensive. Oh, the sensors.

Yeah, it's not just a... You should have a car shield. It doesn't have my Jeep. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking is why it's so expensive because she has a really nice car. And if you just had a normal car, it wouldn't be that expensive. Do you have cameras? I do, but one thing that's in there is I have these things that come up and they wash my lights.

And so I bustle with that. Wait, your little bumper has little windshield wipers for your life. That's what the water was on the ground on the puddle. that we saw. Listen. That's so cute. Hillary Kardashian. Let's take it,

let's take a step back. This is funny. You have put your wifers for her lights. They like, and then they have little water ducks that spray water on it so it washes the bugs off. You know, you know, you know,

your lights to be dirty. I thought, why is it $2,000 for a bumper? Oh, because there's Bobby. It self-cleans. I have never heard of such a thing. Oh, that's cute.

Okay. So do you think that should be replaced all of that? Or would you just take a normal bumper? I want to try and sell it one day. So, yeah, I want it to be back to what it was like. Can we just get like a hammer and some putty? Man, buff it out. Plot thickens.

Winship wipers. She has elected with like a Tesla bumper. Well, let's get a new estimate on this thing. With or without the windshield wipers on the lights? I guess with. I just need to know what Can we find a refurbished Yeah, you've been to the junkyard

They got plenty of those things You know, how old are you? 25 Man, thank Who knew they made wind shut wipers for lights? I didn't know that. What in the world? I didn't know that.

Okay, well, we're going to get another estimate, Hillary. It sounds like $2,000 was cheap now at this point for all that day. That was a good deal. I'm regretting that. All right, thank you, Hillary. Any thoughts? Keep saying no thoughts. Go ahead.

I've seen both legal, like I've talked to a few people, and there's legal precedent set both ways where you and or the company should pay for it. But what's your thought? I've been seeing that because people said that if I, I wouldn't have been out if it wasn't for work. So I understand that. But I also understand I was the one who crashed into the wall, so I should take responsibility for what happened. Did you spill it? Did you spill it? Is it your fault?

No, it was not my. thought at all. Like I had, people think I was texting, doing stuff. I had both hands on the wheel. It was in the drive, or it was in the passenger side. You reached over. As your car was moving? As my car was moving. Ooh, case dismissed, I think. Oh, dear. Oh, man. Okay. Thank you, Hillary. There she goes. Wow. Crashed into the building. Yeah, that's rough. And I just wish we had audio of that. No, no, no. We'd... Um, here is Olivia.

Hey, Olivia. Hey. You're on the air. Hey, how's it going? Good. Good. So I did the same thing. I was backing out of our driveway.

My, um, my driveway is in, like, our basement. So you have to, like, go down and have a sharp turn. I was backing out and hit the corner, and it was $7,000 to my car. Do you think we should pay for that too or what? Yes, please. Yeah, that's what we felt. Okay. Oh, that stinks.

Thank you for sharing that story. Hey, Hillary, we went back in the glass room. Hey, Hillary, can you hear me? Let me get her music up. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Did you know you were in the news? No, I'm in the news?

Yeah. So a car took a wrong turn onto a pedestrian walkway and drove down a staircase. Oh, my gosh. It was Uber. I said the driver. I thought it was just you by looking at the picture of the car. Because it drove down the stairs. It said the GPS did the turn, so it turned down a staircase and it stuck.

Yeah, an Uber representative, so no one was injured. They're investigating the incident. But the car drove right down the stairs. Who's paying for that? Probably us, too. So the fact that Facebook got into your calls and your texts as well, does that make you want to delete it? No, I mean, I just assume they're all up in everything.

Like, at this point, I don't really get on it that much, but I do have it on my phone. But it's not about getting on Facebook. It's that you have it. It's in everything. Also, they are Instagram. and I'm on that all the time. So, whenever they say Facebook, does that,

just go ahead and zoom Instagram too? I would. Okay. I mean, Facebook owns Instagram. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, they're looking into Facebook and the data they collect and now, possibly, probably.

They've been in our text messages seeing what we're texting. So then they know what, yeah. Yeah, so that's how they know how to advertise with us. They're totally 100% listening to everything because, you know, you say Cheeto and next thing you know,

you're buying Cheetos because they put a picture of Cheetos on your phone. I thought about deleting the show page. Not because this is just because I hate it. Everybody's so mean over there. Oh, that'd be a big deal. But then this happened. Yeah, we got like close a million of dollars.

We worked hard on that. Wait, you got a mouth in your pocket? No, I mean, I put the little videos up there, so. Wee, this guy jumps in there for like five years all of a sudden. Oh, wee. Come on, man. That thing's been with us for 13 years. I'm sinking low on my chair.

An Atlanta photographer was shot after he entered the home. He was assigned to shoot. like take pictures of because the homeowner was inside and the homeowner didn't know the photographer was coming and they scared them there was a miscommunication

the photographer suing the photographer was originally scheduled to photograph the house on Thursday February 1st wasn't able to make the appointment the real estate agency rescheduled it for February 2nd they didn't tell the homeowner

so the homeowner wasn't expecting a guest someone barges in so they grabbed us 38 fired at the intruder through the bedroom door, one of the bullets hit her. Didn't, I mean, isn't that crazy?

Yeah. So who's getting sued? The real estate company, the homeowner? The photography company. Because it seems they told her to go, but didn't tell the homeowner. They're the one that didn't come. Dang.

The schedule? Yeah, according to this. How about that? I think, by the way, I got the three Hs right now. I got. Oh, I know what they are. I think I have a hernia. Oh.

Because something like is hurting right there. Hold on, let's guess them. Okay. Hernia. That's one H. Hemroids. I got the third one. And then I hurt hand. I was boxing and I hurt my...

So I got the three H's right now. Not the one I was going to guess. I'm breaking down. My birthday's coming. I bet you're 38. It's going to be hallucinating. Probably that too. But I don't know.

I may not be doing radio right now. Maybe you're hallucinating. We may not be here. Your hemorrhoid. Everything is just breaking down slowly but surely, just like father time plans. Yeah, man. It's a real thing. The hemorrhoid. The hurt hand. The hurt hand and possibly the hernia. Don't you have to get a hernia removed? I don't know, but I've been feeling like in that spot right there. Where is it? Like the pelvic bone.

Okay. Do you feel like intestines coming out? A little bit. I feel like something's like. Is that what a hernia is? Yeah. It's a rip in the muscles. Oh dear. Yeah. I had one of those. You did. You didn't have a hernia. I did. I had hernia surgery when I was like two weeks old. Oh my goodness. Do you have a scar? That doesn't count when you're a two-week-out memory he has. No, I don't want to see it because I think the scar is in a special place. You see the guy that had the beer belly and he went to the doctor?

It turns out it was a tumor. What? It was a 30-pound tumor. Wow. A man who thought he had a beer belly found a 30-pound tumor growing in his abdomen. He knew something was wrong when he lost 34 pounds, but his pot belly hung around. The 63-year-old decided to do a cat scan, and it was a beach ball-sized tumor. Man.

that's crazy. And he thought it was just a bunch of beer you drink. He thought it was a beer belly, yeah. The male pattern fatness. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure. You know, it goes to the, I can't shake my belly.

Bobby, you don't have a belly. Bones. You're hallucinating. Guys, let's all just stick together and tell them. No, no, no. It goes right to the gut. I can't ever get that bottom part of my belly to go away. Okay.

So have you talked to your boxing trainer about it? Yeah. And what does he say? I hurt my hand. That's why. I'm here My pinky Like all the way down to the middle of my palm

I don't know what hurts For it's my hernia or my hand My handboy doesn't hurt that bad Could your belly be your hernia? It could be a tumor Oh wow It's not a tumor Nice 1991 reference

Maybe 89 Come on tell me when you're the right tumor It's not a tumor I do I do The Bobby Boll Show Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have the one junk food that Giselle cannot resist. Now, I'm talking Giselle, Tom Brady.

They don't even eat tomatoes because it's a nightshade, and that could possibly cause inflammation. But I read this article. Nightshade. Isn't that the old show from Arkansas? What? Oh, evening shade. Remember that with Burroughs?

No. No, no, no. No. No. Sorry. Anyone want to even shade? I'm usually there with you on the middle. Yeah, I have no idea.

you're talking about. Google Even in Shade. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so, anyway, she doesn't eat things like night shades, but yeah, this article's trying to tell me she can't stop eating Dunkin' Donut munchkins once she starts. Oh, yeah, those are trouble because you just have one to go, well, that was on one. I know, and they're so little. So I don't know.

I didn't know if y'all had any foods where it's like, if you just have one, you're like, okay, I'm just going all in. Yeah, anything. Anything? Because I don't have one of anything. But when I do, I'm on. Yeah, definitely not Pringle. I have two modes.

all or none. Okay. So I eat all the Wothers or none of the Wothers. Well, speaking of food and eating things, we may soon have FitBits for our mouths. So pretty much it's something that'll be installed in your mouth and it'll track what you eat. Your calorie intake everything like done and it'll show up on, you know, an app or something similar to your FitBet. You put it in your mouth? Listen, they're still working on it.

But researchers are experimenting with what they're calling a, quote, Fitbit for your mouth. I can't imagine that. If I get one of those little bumps, like a live bump they call it, or just anything or a cut in my mouth, it feels humongy. I'm sure there's a way they just implant it and you don't even notice that it's there. Fitbitz not implanting crap into me. No. What else? So did you see the two airline pilots in two different aircrafts, by the way, they were not flying together that spotted a UFO in Arizona?

Yeah, and it's for sure real. Yeah, they're in Albuquerque. It's where, that's where, oh, yeah, area 51. Of course it's real. Yeah, here, here you go. American 1095, let me know if you see anything passed over you here in the next 15 miles. American 1095 affirmative. We had an aircraft in front of you that's 37.

I reported something passed over him, and we didn't have any targets. So just let me know if you see anything passed over you. And here's another one. Hey, it's American 1095. Yeah, something. So, listen, I'm not saying that it's an alien spacecraft, but they didn't know what it was. I got goosebumps. Listen, the government can be doing things we don't know about, which most things they do we don't know about.

it could be a balloon it really could be for us to think that we're the best in king dinglings of all atmospheres they're a little arrogant A little arrogant

I agree with you It's a little arrogant You guys are weird So I don't know what it is But I believe them They don't know They don't know Well we should

A UFO is an unidentified Flying objects So they just don't know what it is Yeah it could be Something else You got Lastly Going to a concert

is better for your mental health than yoga or even walking your dog, which some people say like, hey, if you just need to clear your mind, feel good, reset, do a yoga class. Yeah, but it's easier to do those things and go to a concert. You have to buy tickets and drive to it and they got to be in town. Listen, I'm just saying it'll do good things for your whole vibe if you're able to get some live music. Like whatever energy you gather from that, it's really good for your mental health. All right. Just you got to park.

Just try. Yeah. Any live music. Can I walk through the metal detector now? It's a pain. Yeah. Then you've got to find your seat. Then you've got to wait in line for the bathroom. Yeah, like I'm stressed out just talking about it, much less doing it.

Okay, never mind. That was Amy's pile of stories. Last night I record a Bobbycast, the show I do from my house, and Jillian Jacqueline comes by the house, right? I'm a big fan of Jillian Jacqueline's music. And so we're about 40 minutes into it. And usually I'll do an hour, maybe a little over. And we're on to something pretty good. We were talking.

And I said, hey, let's do this as a two-parter. I say this to her. I said, cool, cool, cool. So we split it up into two podcasts. Well, Mike D, quiet Mike over here, all of a sudden, as soon as it's over, he bails out of the house. He never bales like that. Apparently, it was the one night of his life.

He had a date. And I ran it over. Oh, man. Is that true? I didn't know he didn't tell me that. You had a date? No. I thought that timed it out perfectly, but yeah

He ran out the house and I called, are you all right? Usually it's like we talk about it, what clips we want to take from and push on the air. And because we ran late on the podcast, the one night he had a date, he's like, I know we're doing a two-parter. Yeah. I made it though. You didn't, in time or did you blow it? Did you say how am I to be late? I had to tell I was going to be late.

You did say you were going to be late. I don't know what you were saying. I had to tell her I was going to be late. Oh, no. First date. Going to be late. How did you meet her? Wow.

it's actually the girl here from work it's the same one but the one that's a friend yeah but I mean like a real date like oh yeah so it's just like a friend zone yeah you gotta stop with that no no no you can't be friends with her

no no no no you can't be friends with somebody though that you want to date you can't he can win him over no it's not gonna happen I'm gonna happen so what'd you guys do went to a movie

yeah what'd you watch that new ready player one is it good yeah really good And so you pay? It was free. It was screening. Okay.

Nice. Good move. Yeah. Some more move. Did you tell her, hey, I'm sorry for being? Because remember, she like strung you along a bit early. That's why I'm a little bit. Because I'm like, quite a mic.

That's my dude over there. You're protective. Yeah. Yes. And listen, I've been strong along by the best of them. I have. I've been strung along and friend zoned. And if there's a, I've been in those.

I just don't want you to fall on my traps. I don't know. So, but you like her, huh? I mean, I do, but I don't think I went into it that way anymore. Mm. That means you did. I can use the word I don't think. Yeah, your compass.

You know what I'm saying about your compass? Always leads you back, you know? That's all. You really use a compass? No lunchbox. No one he means. So how did it end last night with her? Oh, it's fine.

We talked about the movie. We both liked it. Did you guys drive together the movie? No, she made me there. Did you buy her popcorn? No. Was there anything date related at all that happened? No.

So it wasn't a date? No. Interesting. But you're hoping it was kind of a date in her mind? In the back of my mind, yeah. Yeah. I like your honesty. I know it.

I can tell. I mean, you know him well. You got that out of him. Well, there's no need to fight it. Yeah, I get it. You know what I'm saying? Because I never bolt out like that. Yeah.

Hmm. Do you think it could turn into something? Probably not. I don't think so. but here's a problem she knows that you want to date her yeah so she has the power over here

she's probably listening right now she'll always have the power she'll always have the power if I were you last night have been like oh can't make it let's do another time yeah you gotta show her and it was free

you know what the movie's gonna show next week correct you have to show her that you have the power mic no no no it's it you have to equalize oh she knows she's stringing you along time to string her along or she's just also trying to be his friend

maybe that's a how life works. No, remember the compass. Yeah. His compass. She doesn't have a compass. That's true or it wouldn't be a she. That's right.

There we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. These are called Bobby's Bops. My songs I like. Oh, I like that. By next week, I'm going to have one of those voice things that go is Bobby Bops.

Cool. There's three songs I like right now is I want to share them with you. Let's start with Old Dominion, Stars in the City. This song's a jam. I don't know how she does it, but she can see the stars in the city. A diamond where the world A song's a jam And I relate too

Because it's about Like he found a girl That can find something good in him I think that's why I like that song so much You know what I'm? Yeah, she's optimistic She's like You know

Although all these big buildings and lights She can still see the stars Right So I need somebody that can find the She's out there, bones The diamond and this turd, you know what I mean? I don't know how she does it But she's Bobby's Bob's song number one

Old Dominion stars in the set Yeah She sees a diamond Also, high horse from Casey Musgrave. It's why don't you getty up, gety up. He's acting like this song, they're like, oh, this bee-geys and it does have a disco-y feel to it. But it's not so abnormal that it couldn't be played on country radio. Like there's some odd stuff that gets played.

Yeah. Like, I hear a radio song with this. I like the beat. Yeah, me too. Everyone's, oh, it's, you know, it can never make it. Who? There's been some nutty stuff make it. Yeah, I love the song.

Yeah. It's definitely country, too. The country instruments are in you can have. You can play this at like a country bar, a honky tongue. Yes, absolutely. It doesn't matter. Totally. Well, we're not big genre definers anyway.

That's true. But yeah, Bobby's Bobbop number two, high horse from Casey Musgrave. Brandon Ray's small talking, which wasn't in my head until Amy started singing it yesterday after the show. And I was like, yeah, back in my head. What? Small talking. Oh.

We played it yesterday. And I turned on my name is like, small talking. Oh, I'm done with small talking. Brandon Ray, small talking. All right, Amy. You're up. I'm done with small talking. I play this song.

You're going to play the Casey Musgrave song? Yes. Will people yell at me? No, it's so good. But what do I care anyway? Everybody yells at me anyway. It's just another voice, you know? All right, Casey Musgraves, the record's out Friday.

This is High Horse, Bobby Bowdoin Show. I learned today was that Lunchboxes tried a couple baby names unsuccessfully. So you pitched your wife the names Axel. and that was rejected Rejected And then... Grace. Grace, which I thought was a fair name.

I thought it was pretty good. Rejected? Yeah, rejected. And then she brought Mabel to the table and that was kicked out of the house. Mabel to the table. Yeah, that was called. That was shelved.

See ya. So they still don't know if it's a boy or girl and that's why they're going back and forth with all the different names. Although Axel maybe is a girl name's kind of cool. I like it. Could be. No, you laughed out loud when I said Axel.

No, because it's Guns and Roses. Axel Rose. It's a, take me down to the Paradise City. Yeah. So you think Axel could be a girl? Yeah. I'll take that back to her. Yeah, take it back.

I'll flip that switch, be like, hey, what about Axel for a girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you considered Bobby at all for a girl? No. No, okay, cool. Amy. What? Interesting. B-O-B-B-I-E? I know, but if Lunchbox named his daughter after you.

Why would he not? I know. It would just be interesting. Because I'm for sure naming my kid Lunchbox. Well, if my wife came to me, it's like, what about Bobby? I'd be like, what's going on here. A little weird, a little suspect. Amy, what did you learn today?

Oh, man. Oh, I learned that you're a legend at your old radio station. K-L-A-Z. Well, I came from a tiny, tiny radio station. In Hot Springs, Arkansas. I'm very proud of it. It's been many years there. That's where I cut.

See, his teeth? I cut them there. I cut my teeth. It's nice. Thank you very much. And then what did I learn today? You know everything. No.

That I was more fun before a wedding. Before you got married? Oh, that Amy can. hold her breath long in the lunchbox. Oh, boom, what? That's true. Listen to the whole show, the podcast. Search it on Iheart radio or search it on iTunes.

Search Bobby Bone's show. Tomorrow, Jake Owen comes in the studio. There's a whole hour-long live performance. It's our five-year birthday show. That's tomorrow. There's a new Bobbycast up with Jillian Jacqueline. Just search Bobbycast. One word, Bobbycast on IHart Radio or iTunes.

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