The Bobby Bones Show - Who Has Higher Testosterone: Bobby or Lunchbox? + We Crown A March Riddle Master + Name That Country Artist: St. Patrick’s Day Edition!

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

Lunchbox sent in a story about how men with high testosterone levels less GENEROUS are more likely to display selfish behaviors. It leads into a debate on who we think has more testosterone between Bobby and Lunchbox. We play a round of Riddle Me This for the month of March. We celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a game of Name that Country Artist! Can you name the artist wishing you a happy St. Patrick’s Day? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, what's the haps? I'll go first. What's happening in my life? You know, we have two dogs now. This new dog that we adopted, pretty smart in that she can jump the fence outside. She's figured out how to do that. But secondly, she has like a room,

but it has a sliding door on it. So she's figured out how to hit the door over and over and over again to give it a little bit of space and take her nose and open it. Where the bulldog, Stanley can't do that because his nose is flat. So we go, okay, fine. We had a crate from when she was a puppy that we've now turned into basically a door shape and we put it up over that crack. Now she's figured out how to push that to the side, knock the door open, and then use her.

We can't keep her in her room. She's not going to be contained. Yeah. And they're doing pretty good without fighting. We got to late last night with no incident. They'd played together perfectly all day. But then when there's like a toy or there's a treat, she's so guard, she guards it so much. And she took Stanley's toy, and then Stanley was like, I had like that toy back.

And then, rah, rar! You got to pull them apart again. But I feel like we're doing slightly better. But our life at home is all dogs all the time right now because we have a puppy that's six months old, who's pretty big for a six month old. Then we have a puppy-ish dog who's like a year and nine months old. But we're getting through it. But that's my What's the Haps?

Hey! Hey! What's the Haps? Amy, what's the Haps with you? Well, just part of activities with the kids is baking. That's the big spring break adventure. Yeah, I was going to say, yesterday on the show, you said they were having spring break right now. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. But they have it, but you have to work. Yeah. My husband's working. I'm working. It's business per usual for us. So then for them, we're like, oh, no, what do we do? So baking.

Like it's a lot of fun. My daughter is super into it. And we baked a pie. And she even brought some for y'all. What? There's pie here? Yeah. Well, she did these cute.

She's, I like, she was, you know, trying out new things. So instead of just putting it in a normal pie crust, which she did, she also put some in this, like, little cupcake cups with no crust and then just poured the pie thing in there and baked it. And it's so good. I'm like, these are, this is genius. That would be really cool if you taught her to love to bake because then you benefit. Yes.

Like if she just do stuff by herself? Yeah. Well, she wants to start selling it, of course. And she had her... She's always hustling, man. I know. I love that. So my husband and I were talking to her last night, we're like, so there's this one little

cupcake thing. And we said, so how much do you want to sell it for? And she's like, well, let's just go around to the neighbors and 15 bucks. We're like, for the whole thing? And she's like, no, per thing. And now, so it's the whole concept of money. It's like, no, we just heard to tell it. Nobody's going to pay $15 for this one.

I was like, yeah, of course not. Cupcake. But, yes, she is always trying to think of ways to make money. All right. Thank you very much. Hey, what's the hat? Let's go check in with Eddie, Eddie. I'm on a mission, guys, to find myself a four-leaf clover.

Yesterday when I got home, my whole yard was covered in clovers. And I'm like, I'm going to find a four-leaf clover. I spent four hours, not all in a row, but four hours yesterday complete because the boys were playing basketball. I'm like, look and look and look. and look and didn't find one single. Well, today's the last day or doesn't count. Is that right? After St. Patrick's Day, no more.

See, I didn't know that. So, today, I'm getting back there and I'm going to be busy. I'm going to find one. Why? Just because I've never found one. But is that being busy? He always talks about how busy he is and he has four hours to look where four leave clothes.

Well, my boys like to play basketball and they're like, watch this shot, Dad. So the fact that I'm outside and I can be like, oh, cool shot guys and keep looking. It's a win for me. All right. Thank you very much. Hey, what's the hat? Lunchbox? Well, my father-in-law is really starting to

Fend me. Every time we talk on the phone or FaceTime with him, he makes a comment. Hey, you thought about getting rid of that car yet? Hey, you thought about getting rid of that 05 Ultima yet? Ah, you know, that old 5 Ultima is not going to last very long. Like, hey, man, my car still runs. What's the problem with it? Is it because his grandkids? Maybe his grandkids and his daughter ride in it. And so he's maybe a little bit worried. But yes, it has 208,000 miles on it. And I just, I'm like, hey, man, don't worry. It's still running. But he makes a comment every single time. He slides in that little jab about the 05 Ultima.

Have you had any incidents with the car where it's breaking down or anything's... No, I mean, not for years. I haven't had any problems with it. You know, you just had to do tune-ups every once in a while. Oil change. Get those tires balanced and rotated. It runs like a charm. Well, I'd like to inspire you for a second. Okay. If you can get that thing up to 250,000 miles, I think they'd probably go.

I think this is someone we'd like to do a little work with. Like the car company, if you have that 250,000 miles, I think you could get Get some Instagram ads. Maybe a TV commercial. Yeah, I mean, because I've kept her in good shape. She is looking good. Don't tease him with a TV commercial. Well, I'm saying I think they'd want to work with them.

If he kept their car going for 250,000 miles. I agree, but it's like you're dangling out there in front of it. No, he just said, I'm going to get a TV commercial. I'm going to go back to my father-in-law and be like, yo, you think this is bad. I'm going to be on TV. Then what are you going to say? But I think there's something to that. Okay.

All right. Good luck, lunchbox. Thank you. Okay, friends, let's open up the mailbag. Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is Trey. I'm 20 years old.

I recently started working in a grocery store and have a really big crush on a coworker, but I'm not sure of asking out a coworker these days is an option. I normally wouldn't hesitate to ask her out, but I don't want to cause any drama. I don't want to get in trouble. I feel like she likes me too She flirts back with me

But who knows My friends told me That I should just forget about it Because if it doesn't work out Then I'll be out of a job At this point I don't really care that much about the job I can get another job

But I can't find girls that I really like So what do you think I should do Signed Trey Been there Listen when I was 22 And Austin I dated people that worked at the radio station like 21 and 22 year old interns.

It wasn't a big deal at the time, but it's just a slightly different environment now. I would say as long as the ranking system is the same, if you guys have the same job on the... One of you don't oversee the other one. That's where the trouble comes in. If you're her boss or she's your boss, that's where you can get in trouble.

That's the one thing I would say to avoid. Two is make sure that it's allowed. And if you check off both of those boxes, then you're free to do it. It's probably not going to work out. It's probably going to be uncomfortable, but that's a lesson you've got to learn. Well, he already said he's not worried about finding another job.

Yeah. Most relationships don't work out, meaning it took me a million to get to my good one, the one that's going to last me forever. But it did. It took me a lot of unsuccessful ones. So just playing the odds, you dated dudes. Yeah, I mean, especially at 20.

I don't know where it's going to go, but I say you ask her out, if it's allowed. If you're the same level And if The job allows it Go for it If there's no rule about it

Go for it Just don't tell your job Keep it quiet If you're her boss You can't do that No no no What about the people that you dated And then like when you broke up

Was it awkward Because you started to see them every day Eddie yeah Because that's what we were worried about right? Yeah it was it sucked Yeah but again I was 22 years old I didn't know any better And it was a good experience for me

You know my grandma used to say don't poop where you eat. See, that's what I was basing it on. And I would tell you that too, Trey, but you're not going to listen to me to say don't poop or you eat. Like as a person, I would say, you know, if you like the job, don't do it. But if you don't care about the job and you're only 20, who cares? Yeah, and he already said it's been hard for him to meet people and he finally found somebody that he's interested in. I'm all for it, Trey. My final verdict is as long as there's no hierarchy where one of you's over the other,

and as long as the job allows it, go for it, ask for it. ask her out, get dumped, feel awkward, learn a life lesson. I think that's the way it's going to play out. Yeah, that's the way it's going to play out. Probably. But go for it. And that's the mailbag. Close it up.

And that was Bobby's Mailbag. If you want to send us an email, Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. Today is St. Patrick's Day, so I will play you a country artist, wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Just name the artist. Okay, write your answers down. no example, you just got to listen closely. Which artist is wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day?

Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. What? I have... What? Oh, is that hard? Yes. Okay, here it is again. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

Oh, wow. I got nothing. We'll see how well you guys do. I'll give you seven of them. Here we begin. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. I mean, it's a guy. That's what I've got.

Thank you, Amy. Yeah. No, I got mine wrong. I mean, I was, it's just a good. Amy? Tyler Hubbard. Garth Brooks. I have Dirks Bentley.

Okay, play it again? Oh. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. That is. Garth Brooks? What? Oh, my. You got it?

Yes. Wow. Now listen to it now that you know it's Gar. Okay, here you go. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Of course. Yeah, I hear it. That's Garth.

Dang. Lunchbox's up one zero. There are seven of these. Number two. Wishing you a happy Saints Patrick's Day. Oh, come it. Got it. Wishing you a happy Saints Patrick's Day.

Love it. Okay. Interesting. Do you guys have that one? Yeah, got it. Amy? Kane Brown. Lunchbox?

Kane Brown. Eddie? Kane Brown. I just want to wake up every day here in this bed. Wishing you a happy Saints Patrick's Day. There you go. All right. Next up.

Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Do you guys have that one? No. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. It's tough. All right, write your answers down. What? This one's hard.

Oh, wait. Okay, I need your answers. Amy. Carrie Underwood. Maron Morris. I have Marin Morris. It's Maron Morris. Oh!

Just so you can hear it again, here it is. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. Number four. Here you go. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

Right now, lunchbox is in. Now, lunchbox is in the lead three. Teddy's two to Amy's one. I'm in. Everybody good? In. Please let me get ahead. Let's go to the leader now.

Lunchbox. Jay to Marcus. Oh, interesting. I'm so great. It can be it. It's really good. Played again? Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's.

Dang, dude, it sounds just like him. You're good. Eddie? I don't think it's him, though. I think it's Brad Paisley. Oh, my gosh. Let me hear it again. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

Amy? I have Brad Paisley, but I think it's Jada Margus. Nah, no, Jay. No, Brad Paisley. Oh, man. But Brad is what I have written up. The answer is Brad Paisley. Yeah.

Oh, I miss her. Okay. They're twins. Not really. I mean, do you hear the voice? I mean, that sounds just like it. I hear it. Okay, next one up. Here we go.

Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Which country artist is wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day? In. What? In. Yes. Oh, in, in, in. I'm falling apart. Hit it again. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

Wait, wait, play it again. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. I'm changing. All right, let's go. Let's go. What do you have? I had Jennifer Nettle switched to. to Trisha Yearwood. Eddie? Thank you, Trisha Yearwood. Yes. Tricia Yearwood.

Trisha Yearwood it is. There is. Good change. There are two left. The score is Lunchbox and Eddie for Amy three. Come on. Name this country star. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. What?

Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Hold on. Hold on. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Hold on. Hold on. Does these... Play it again.

Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. So we'll just feel like with these particular words, Happy St. Patrick's Day, we're not getting certain inflections or something that we would normally get. Well, I think at the beginning of these clips are going, hey, I'm Zaza. Yeah, but we cut it off. Yeah, because that would be the worst game ever.

Well, of course. But sometimes there's a... Yeah, we can't put their name on it. Oh, I can hear it's Amy. Here, hit me again. All right, one more time. I'm in. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. What do you have over there?

Jimmy Allen. Eddie? I hope it got his name right. Matthew Ramsey. Old Dominion. Okay. Amy. Darius Rucker. Well, that's not Darius.

What? Amy. Okay, guys. I guess I'm not good at this game. It's Old Dominion. I feel like it could be. Is that his name? Played again.

Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Oh, yeah. That is Matt Ramsey. Yeah. All I heard was, hey girl, what's up? Hey girl, what's up? Hey, girl, what's up? Wishing you a happy thing, St. Patrick's Day.

All right, there is one left. Eddie has now taken the lead five to four to three. On my day, the Irish. Here we go. Last one up. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. How do you feel about that, Amy?

I don't, I mean, I need to hear it again. Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. I feel like I hear a little something. Wishing you a... Wishing you a happy St. Patrick's Day. Everybody in? In? Lunchbox?

It's Nico Moon. Ow! Amy? That's... I don't have anything. That's what it is. Eddie? I think I just got myself a bite.

Nico Moon. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, she's... Come on. Even if it takes all night. That's that bottle around the cliff up. We don't even need to play my song.

This is a good one. I think I've done a good time. Every time we're seeing Dixie Landilat. It is Bobber Bank Midline. We just done it at a good time. I think I got a bike. Yeah. Eddie, you are the winner.

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He's 12-year-old built a website, right? First of all, that's just cool that he's able to build a website. But the whole story is, you know, his name's Sam. He knows the pandemic's been rough on everybody, especially seniors. So he's like, okay. His grandparents were also split from him for a bit. So he set up a website. He built it called Vaccine Helper.

that helps New Yorkers find out if they're eligible for COVID vaccine. And if they are, it sets up an appointment for him at a place that's close. He built, he's 12 years old. What? I'm going to tell you something. Sam's going to be rich. Yeah. He books the appointments for each person who signs up as well.

So it comes in, he sees it, finds it, matches it, books it after they find their spot. Amazing. He's made thousands of appointments for senior teachers and people with conditions that put them at higher risk. And so he's 12. And that's a big deal, especially for seniors who we know, aren't getting on the the internet and crushing it and going, I know how to do this. Hector, sometimes I get on. I'm like, what am I doing here? Yeah.

But shout out Sam, 12 years old in New York. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes up from Denver, Colorado. A man is facing up to 20 years in prison because he was flying from Seattle to Denver. He got upset about having to wear a mask, so he stood up mid-flight and urinated in his seat.

Oh. Oh, wow. So he wasn't under the influence When I read the headline I thought he was just so messed up But that wasn't it at all He admitted to having several beers and shots Before getting on board

Okay he was drinking So it was a combination It's a combination of him drinking And then just not wanting to obey the rules Right And when I don't want to obey the rules I'd pee everywhere too Don't we all?

No But then he's got to sit down in his own seat Right? Why would you? That guy don't care I tell you He's not a guy that cares He didn't think that through

I'm lunchbox That's your bonehead story of the day A guy in Michigan had a virtual court hearing last week after his license got suspended. And the judge wasn't happy when he showed up while sitting in the driver's seat of a parked car. It's not supposed to be driving? So here's the audio of the judge basically calling him an idiot. You're also sitting on the driver's side of a vehicle.

Your driving privileges are presently suspended. You're not supposed to drive either Michigan or in Indiana. I believe you drove to wherever you are in the vehicle you're in. and you're dumb enough to come on video with you sitting in the driver's seat of a vehicle. It makes me think maybe you haven't really got the message. Yeah, he's for sure a dumb dumb. Oh, no.

Even if he just hopped in the car to have a meeting, you don't get in the driver's seat. And I don't think he hopped in the car just to have a meeting. He claimed it was his boss's car. He was only using it for his court appearance. People can't verify that claim. The judge ended up putting him on a payment plan to pay off all the fines and tickets that he had racked up.

He was generous. But what a dumb dumb dumb. to hop in the driver's seat to do the meeting. He's regretting that. I was thinking about our history in court, which it's mostly just been lunchbox having to go to court over and over again. Did you ever have to go to court whenever we got in trouble for robbing the store? No, I never went to court.

We handled that all outside the courtroom. Thank goodness. Which we didn't rob a store, but they claimed we tried to rob a store on the air, which we didn't. But you didn't have to go to court. He went to jail. I went to jail, but never court. Never court. He went the opposite way.

I was about to get led into the courtroom to appear before a judge. when the lawyer showed up and I had to go into one of those visitation rooms and he discussed how we were going to get me out of jail. The other time was you got a parking ticket doing a bit for the show? No, we were doing some charity breakfast or something downtown and it said

after 7 a.m. to 5 p.m. you had to pay to park. And so I went in and I got a ticket at 6.53 And I was out of there at 6.57. So I went to court and I was like, these signs are wrong. And I went and fought in court. And you fought in front of the judge. In front of the judge, I went up there and they said, how do you like to plead? And I said, not guilty.

And they said, come on up. And I go up to the stand and they're like, let me hear your case. And I presented photo evidence and the guy, the cop that gave me the ticket was there to fight it. And he was like, I go there every morning because I know that people park there. So I was like, see, Judge, this is proof that these signs are misleading. If he goes there every morning and I said, and the judge looks at it, he goes, you know what? You're right. Not guilty.

Not guilty. Woo! Justice! Did he bang the gavel? Yes, he did. And you represented yourself. I represented myself. I dressed up in a suit and I had my co-counsel Eddie with me who brought a briefcase.

And when he went through the X-ray machine, they opened it. It was full of toys. It was my kid's briefcase that they put toys in. And then Eddie thought he was going to be cute and sit in the back of the courtroom and record audio. And he got yanked out by the bailiff. It was right after they said, you know, reminder guys, there's no recording anything in this court. And then I'm like slowly pulled it out of my pocket. and then push record. And like two seconds later,

tap on the shoulder, you come outside. Oh my God. I mean, they're dressed head to toe in suits. I'm looking at the picture from back in the day. Bones, you should have seen the security officer when they x-rayed in my briefcase. They're like, can I please open this? They opened it up. There's plain cars and slinkies and teddy bears.

They must have thought it was crazy. But he won his case. You did. You did it. Okay, we played this game once a month. I'll give the adults in the room a riddle. These are all kids riddles. Amy is the riddle master for February.

Can't she repeat and be the riddle master for March? Hopefully. Are you ready to play? Riddle me this. When I finish reading the riddle the second time, you have 20 seconds to finish a riddle. When I say time, pins come up. Riddle number one. I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me.

What am I? I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. to eat me. What am I? Riddle me this. What? I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I? And that noise means that's time. Okay.

Amy, I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I? Plate. Lunch box? Tablecloth. Eddie? You're the plate. I would have accepted plates, silverware, or tablecloth. All three of you guys move on. Yeah.

Can't eat that stuff, but you're on the table. Gotcha. Next up. I am so simple that I can only point. Yet I guide men all over the world. What am I? I am so simple that I can only point. Yet I guide men and women all over the world.

What am I? Riddle me this? I'm so simple, but I can only point. Yet I guide men and women all over the world. What am I? Time is still ticking? Okay. Eddie, do you have it?

I got it. What is it? I am a compass. Lunchbox? I'm a compass. Eddie? Oh, sorry, Amy? Compass.

Compass is right. Nice job. You guys are playing a little possum up here, acting like you don't have it. Well, I know, because it just seemed too easy. I was in early on that one. Next up. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me.

What am I? If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What? What am I? Riddle me this. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me.

Share me. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. Five seconds. There we have it. Amy. Love. If you have love, you want to share, yes.

But if you share love, you don't. I don't have a lot. I don't know. Doesn't fit? You tried it out. Well, I just seen if maybe it was a secondary one. I know. I don't know, guys.

Eddie? Yeah, I have a hug. If you have a hug, you want to share me. If you hug someone, you haven't got me. Exactly. No, because you got it while you're hugging. It's pretty dumb. Lunchbox feels like he has it.

And if he has it, he's a champion. He's the riddle master for March. How confident are you? I'm feeling really good about myself right now. Like I'm sitting up high in my chair. I had one thing written down and have, way through you reading that, I erased it, and I have the right answer, and I cannot wait to share it with you guys. You heard my pin drop as you were still reading the clue over there,

so I am ready to go. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. For the win, for the title of March Riddlemaster, riddle me this. It's a secret, guys. I can't tell you. Woo! He says secret. If you have a secret, you want to share it. If you share it, you haven't got me. If you share a secret, it's not a secret. Yeah. Because it's no longer a secret, folks. That's it.

That's it. That works. Is Lunchbox riddlemaster... Come on, let's go! Of March, 2021. Lunchbox is the new Riddlemaster. And in customary fashion, take us out, Lunchbox, with a riddle me this. Riddle me this.

That gives me, like, heartburn. Yeah. There it is. There it is. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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After a quick Google, I find this, which is my sperm donor dad and 15 of my siblings that I didn't know about, partying in Mexico. I woke up two days ago thinking I was an only child, and now I find out that I'm the second oldest of 31. 31. Dang. How do we even know we're... I would be only mildly surprised if I didn't have any other brothers or sisters. Oh, same. I'm kind of nervous to check it out.

Because I really think, I don't know, I could probably have some. I found out later in life that I have a brother I didn't know. Not through a DNA kit, but through word of mouth. In this case, all he really needed to do is just say I was a sperm donor, right? And then everything's taken care of. You just assume. Well, he said in the comments of his TikTok or whatever that he bought the DNA testing kits for himself and his parents for Christmas, yet nobody gave him a heads up.

Oh, boy. You know, like maybe they didn't know what all was discovered. If you're going to open a gift, and in the gift, there's a snake, right? You probably go, hey, open this carefully because that snake could bite you. A little warning. It's like, hey, mom and dad, I'm about to open a box with a snake in it. At least tell me, yeah, that stinks. All right, what else?

So I have why you shouldn't take a selfie with your vaccine card. A lot of people are doing it. So they're just wanting to put a warning out. They're like, hey, sharing that you got the vaccine, great. But if you're showing your vaccine card, not so great because there's plenty of information on there for scammers to steal your identity. I have my card right here. Yeah?

I took a picture with it, but I blurred out with the white over it. Smart. See, you're ahead of it. Some people have been posting all the info. Well, it's got your name address. It's got your birthday. Even what shot you received, stuff like that, they can use for things. And then lastly, one of my favorite movies ever is Dirty Dancing.

So I just think this clip of Jason Aladin with his daughter Navy, who's two years old, where they reenacted the famous lift. scene is so cute. The time of my life, never felt this way of food. It's asswear. It's the truth. And I'll see you. Is that fun?

Yeah. Well, here's one, too. This is funny, of Eddie and I doing the same thing. It's just me giggling all that. Have you ever, you still haven't watched dirty dancing? I don't think so. I challenge you to watch it with Caitlin. Dude, it's not even a challenge.

You'd love it. You would love it. It's so good. And then you could see if you could lift Caitlin and do the famous lift just like that. I can lift Caitlin. Don't insult me. No, it's like over the head.

It's not as, I mean, baby, she had to practice it on dirty dancing like tons of times in the water to get it just right. I will only watch dirty dancing if you let me pick any movie and you have to watch what I suggest. Well, I've done that. No, but that's part of the show segment. Do it.

Fine. I haven't accepted. Let me think of the movie. and then we'll see if we trade. But I'm giving you a good one, so I would appreciate you return that to me. Well, I wouldn't give you a bad one on purpose. Okay.

Let me think of what I would recommend to you. But you have to watch. Okay. All right, is that it? Yep, I'm Amy. That's in pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. Do you know what a super centenarian is? A super centenarian. If a person is that. A hundred plus years old? or something? 110 plus. Wow.

So I've got the oldest person in the world, Kane Tanaka. She just turned 118 in January. And in May, she's going to make history carrying the torch in Japan for the Olympics.

And she's the world's oldest person right now. She's going to do this. So her family's going to take her down in a wheelchair for most of it. But she said the last few steps, she wants to pass the torch to the final person on foot.

So she's going to get up and walk it across. She's 118. Yes, she survived cancer twice, lived through two global pandemics, two world wars, and she worked at her family store until she was 103. She now lives in a nursing home and still enjoys fizzy drinks, doing math and playing Othello. Because I'm nervous about this. I don't know if she's going to make it.

I mean. To May, yeah. It's, we're in March. She has lived a long life. What's not only that guy's like, she's got a whole, I'm sure the torch isn't light. No, it's lit. No, light. Like heavy weight.

Oh. Oh, my bad. We're like, yeah, it's a flame. If she does it, that's awesome. I'm a little nervous. That's going to be inspiring. Maybe they should have released this story closer to the date. No, she believes in herself and now everyone else.

Me too. And I also like busy drinks and math and playing Othello, whatever that is. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Before I read you the top three songs in country music, what's the best song on the radio right now? Come on. Good time. Good time.

Right? Yeah. Of course. We all feel like that's the best song on the radio. I'm just trying to have a good time. Even if it takes all night. That's a jam. That was number one last week.

It's not even the top three this week. Obviously. Good Time is my favorite song. And my second favorite song is Jake Owen. Because I was made for you. Both jams. Here are your top three songs this week. Brett Young Lady is at number three.

I hope you look just like your mama And love her like I do You'll see close to Thomas Rett What's Your Country song at number two And the number one song's Parmali And Blanco Brown just away That was pretty good

Sometimes they hear number one And I'm like Probably not really number one But that's a pretty good one huh So good Yeah but I still like I just don't know I have a good time

Even if it takes all night That's at number seven this week By the way Nico Moon What? Seven? I know. Radio's not accurate on what people really feel.

The pulse. Yeah. Jake Owen's at number 12 with Made for You. Climbing on up. People told him that song was too slow to make it. Yeah, look at that. The number one song in hip-hop is Cardi B. Up. And the number one alternative song is Glass Animals, Heat Waves.

That's your big music right there. Cool. Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers. There it is.

I've got that one right though. That was investigative. That was the morning corny. Sometimes one of you guys will send me a story. And I'm going, okay, there's no need to send me this story because we know I'm not going to talk about it. Because sometimes it's a story that insults me. For example, tell me who you think sent this story in. Okay.

Maybe this is why Bobby is so generous and lunchbox isn't. Men with high testosterone levels are less generous and are more likely to display selfish behaviors. Oh, well, lunchbox sends it in. Yes. Psychologist measured men's brain activity and apparently testosterone was found to dampen activity in one part of the brain, which you claim you have more testosterone. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you are like low T all the way.

Low T. Why do you think I have low testosterone? I mean, dude, you are so feminine. I can bench press more than you. That doesn't have anything to do testosterone. Sure, sure. That means doing muscle things. But, okay.

But you don't have the, you know, you're not manly. You're not raw. Testosterone causes the voice to deepen. Who has a deeper voice? Body hair to grow. Who's got more hair? Okay. And genitals to.

What? It does not say that. It does say that. It does. Let's see him, boys. No. We good. And Bobby, who's more generous? Are you asking me or then? I'm asking anybody. Bobby. Okay. I mean, guys, all the signs, have you ever been tested?

No. I'm sure he does have more testosterone. Lunchbox. What? No. Guys, I take it. What's the big deal? Who cares? I'm more muscular than he is.

It's just a hormone, right? Okay, but I... You think women are over here caring about who has more estrogen? Absolutely. No. I think women like guys that have more testosterone. They want a more raw guy than a... No, plenty of women.

If we're going by that. If there were 10 women, right? Yeah. And they had to pick between lunchbox and myself. Yeah. What would the numbers be, in your opinion? Oh. Like how many would go to him?

How many would you think would go to you versus me in lunchbox? Are they just hearing your voices or they're like all the things? Yeah, of course, that's a full thing. Probably nine would go to me, one to you. Nah. And the one would go to me, why? Because some women act like all they care about is your generosity and your soft heart. Yeah.

And so they're like, oh, you know, he cares about other people and he does all this stuff for charity. So, I mean, how can you not like someone like that? They'll treat me well when they're really just saying, okay, you know, I guess I'll settle. What do you think the number would be? I feel like it's more eight to two. Him to me. Two? You eight, him too.

Nice. What? What? How do you figure? You asked me to give numbers. I gave them. Like, if it was you, who would you pick? Yeah.

I don't like this game at all, but nobody. She died. It's like she killed herself. I die. Male testosterone levels tend to be the highest when guys around 20 years old and decline naturally with age. I am a year older than you.

Don't you get tested just for fun. I'm not testing as a bit. Can you imagine bringing those results in? How the sad Bobby would be? No, not how sad I would be. Why did he came back that he had more? Oh, he would just be... Oh, devastated.

He'd be calling foul. Yeah, he would be like, this is rig. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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What are you going to do? Well, dinner tomorrow night, but then I'm going to. to Austin for the weekend, like with some girlfriends. So that'll be my sister and that'll be great. This weekend. This weekend. Yeah. Like I'm just going to go to Austin, get away.

Yeah. Even my daughter's like, well, I'm a girl. If it's a girl's trip, I can go. And I'm like, no, I need, I'm just going away by myself. Is there a feeling about age 40? Because that's what you'll be tomorrow. I'll be 40. No, I don't really feel that weird about it.

I'm excited. I was talking to my pastor and he said that someone, told him that his 40s were going to be the best decade of his life. And he's like, I'm now 43. And he's like, I must say, this has been pretty awesome. And he's someone that was in a band back in the day. Like he lived a life that he really loved. But now he's like, you know, 40s for me is where it's at. So I'm just hanging on to that. I saw your girl group went for a walk. And part of your girl group is my girl, Caitlin. Yes. You guys do your big group photo. What do you guys talk about on those walks with seven women? I know. It's interesting to see how it flows. Like we go.

back and forth. We don't all just walk in one big thing and talk. You kind of see the flow of girls just switch and you kind of, we walk in twos and we'll catch up with one and then you'll kind of see the natural progression of people move on to the next and then you catch up with that person. It's kind of interesting how it works and it's fun and we haven't done it in so long. But what do you talk about? She comes back and she acts like, it's Fight Club. She's like, I don't talk about what we talk about. Yeah. You talk to each person about lots of individual little things and then occasionally we're all together and we do our group talk but what happens on

the walks stays on the walks. I just know all my secrets being given away on these walks. Oh trust me. They're not. I can tell you that much. I don't think they're secrets. Okay, so a lot of the stuff I'm kind of keeping a secret of giving away on these walks. I'm just kidding. Don't worry about it. It's fine. What do you talk about when you play golf

with the guys? Nothing. Not anything personal really. Exactly. Yeah. So neither do we. The only thing we're talking about is like man, nice to have a day off from our women, huh? And then we don't talk about our women. And then we're like, good shot. Yeah. We're like, dang, I suck today.

That was good. Yeah. Yeah. We talk about all kinds of things. You're not necessarily the topic. I'm jealous. Okay. Oh, you want to come on the girl walk?

No, I want to go on a boy walk. Y'all should start a boy walking club. We started it years ago in East Nashville. We try to have our golf playing club and we're always told you can't play. It's four hours. Oh, how long is the walk? Oh, don't even get me started. Because a walk is like 45, 50 minutes tops.

And a golf game, four hours. The worst thing that you guys can say to us if we play golf is like, just play nine holes. We don't want to play nine holes. And we don't even know how good we wore that round. But nine is the sweet spot. Do you want to play a half a game of Monopoly? You don't. You want to play the whole thing.

Do you want to eat half a dinner? No. No. Do you want to go to the bathroom halfway? No. True. Does it hurt. Okay.

It's a good one, bones. Good one. your point, but Let's go talk to Crystal in South Carolina. Hey Crystal, we appreciate you waking up and calling the show. What's happening? Not much is driving to work and heard you guys talking about how lunchbox think that men with higher testosterone are more manly.

Yeah, and he said that's probably... And that's... Well, hold on, let me refer... The story is men with testosterone are less generous. Guys with less testosterone. are more generous. And he said that proves he has more testosterone than me because he's not generous than I am. That's basically what the story was. Okay, Crystal, you're up. Go ahead. That's not true. My husband actually got tested a few years ago, and he is not generous at all.

And he was told strictly by the doctor that 80-year-old men have more testosterone than he does. Oh, no. Let me walk through this. Hold on. He's not generous at all. But he has a lot of testosterone. He has no testing. Wait, I'm just, you just doubly went after your husband here on this call. I'm just trying to think about why this call was happening. He's driving to work right now, going, what?

Oh, guys. Because I thought, no way she's doing this. It must mean, and then I thought her husband was 80, and I was like, well. Low T plus not generous. It's the worst mix. Okay. Right, Crystal?

Yes. Okay. Oh, now she's wondering if she should have called. Okay. So how did he come home from, how does he? Also, is that a thing that a doctor should say to a guy? What? Yeah, that's kind of mean, right?

An 80-year-old man has more than you. Like, is that good bedside manner? Yeah, I don't know. Crystal, how do you feel about this call that you gave us so far? He felt like it's going pretty good? And believe it or not, low tea has nothing to. do with the bedroom. Oh, we'll be...

Okay, all right, point, point, husband. One plus. Clearly, he's okay there. Yeah. Okay. What does low T mean, like, less hair or less muscles or less, I don't even know. I'm completely ignorant on testosterone. Crystal, shed some light on that, please.

Testosterone is for men is the equivalent for women. It controls their mood swings, their energy level, all that stuff. Oh, so he's probably pretty chill. Well, my husband wasn't able to stay awake for anything. Like, he'd sit down on the couch after he just took an app, and he'd be right back to sleep. So now he has an autopsy, too. All right. Oh, okay.

Crystal, thank you for the call. I think your husband may be a little irritated at you later today. I'm not. I'm grateful you called the show. But if someone called him, hey, Bobby is not generous and has no testosterone, and I was like, you did that on a national show?

He said, what? A Jeep crashed into a building in Wisconsin, and the incident is being blamed on the dog in the Jeep. The police say that they were sent to an art museum where a Jeep had crashed hard into the building. The vehicle's owner told police that his Jeep had been parked at a gas station And while he went across the street to a bakery, when he came outside, the Jeep had went across and crashed into the building because of the dog.

The dog had knocked it out of gear. Are there any listeners out there who've had their dog in the car? Because I don't think that this is extremely uncommon. No, I mean, I feel like, yeah, I could see how this happens easily. Especially my dog jumps back and forth the whole time. But I have an automatic. I don't drive a standard. Anybody who has a dog out there that's knocked your car out of gear or has caused some kind of crazy damage?

We got our carpet cleaned in the living room last night. I guess yesterday late afternoon. But I was gone. I went to Valdaosta, Georgia yesterday even to do a little speaking. So I left and the carpet was just muddy as can be because it had been raining. Both dogs had been outside. I came back and it was extremely clean except for one spot. I was like, oh no, what happened?

She goes, well, the carpet got fully cleaned. The guy spent like an hour over here cleaning it. And as soon as he left, Stanley vomited right there. Right on the clean carpet. He couldn't pick somewhere else. They love to do that. They always want to do it on the carpet, and I don't know why. But you vomit?

Like, you can't control a vomit? No. And she was like, I'm so... And I was like, well, if it had been poop or pee, that's probably him controlling it. Oh, yeah. You can't control a vomit. Yeah. So the dog did that.

But the dog also crashed this guy's Jeep into a building. Police said no one was injured, and he said his dog's driving privileges have been revoked. So he won't let his dog drive anymore. There's also a guy who's been taking his driving test. He failed it 1902 times. Aye. Old guy. It's the written test.

It's failed it over 17 years. Like, when do you just give up? Well, here's what I want to know is maybe on the physical driving test, is he doing okay? I don't think he gets there yet. Oh. A 50-year-old man from Poland has attempted to pass his driver's test nearly 200 times. He recently failed his 190-second test. It's his driving theory test, which is us just getting the book out.

Either he's not studying at all. He's just going in, crossing his fingers. I'm playing the lottery and be like, okay, maybe this time I'll get lucky to pass it. Or he's just never going to pass it and he probably shouldn't be driving. After about test seven, I think it's time to figure out a new way. Okay. He might have a learning disability though, right? Because when I was in middle school, I failed a lot of tests and they made me take different tests and then I got better.

Yeah, he needs to take the different one, the special one. At a hundred and ninety two times. Maybe not. Or maybe verbally administer it to him and see if he can get the correct answer. He has spent about $15,000 on exam fees alone. That's awful. Because you got to keep paying to take the test. I don't feel bad for him.

If you can't, if you're an adult and you're not learning, it's up to you to find different ways to learn. Okay. No, you're like raising money for him. Maybe he's doing a go-fund me for the guy who can't pass his driver's test. I don't know because I, as a, I too struggle with test taking. So I feel for him. All right, Kate in Pennsylvania is on. She's a first time listener today.

Hey, Kate, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm pretty good. So how did you stumble on our show today? So I usually have something else on my phone. I play something through my phone. I have like a 45-minute drive to work,

so I usually have that on, but my phone was pretty much dead today. So I got it plugged in and just decided to go with the radio, and I just stumbled across the show. And I have you guys talking about the testosterone thing. So I kept it on, and then I couldn't turn it from there. So as a first-time listener, are you thinking now that you'll be maybe a second time and third-time listener? Will you come back after today?

Probably after that. Only because I've heard people have the same response as me. Like, I heard some responses that did not coincide with what was being said with a testosterone thing. Because I was like, oh, this is going to drive me to me to me. Okay, well, I'm glad first time listener, first time call her, same day, amazing. This never happened. No. So lunchbox said earlier, he has a lot of testosterone, and that guys with a lot of testosterone are less generous,

and he thinks women would pick him way over that they would pick me. What do you think? Okay. I'm going to apologize. I'm trying to foremost, because I don't know. This guy, I don't know. I don't know you guys, I don't want to be hurtful. I didn't even remember his name.

He said lunchbox, or is that one? Yeah. Yeah, his name is Lunchbox, yes. So, and you were Bobby, is it right? That's correct. Sorry, I've literally done out. So whoever, the other guy was lunchbox, I wanted to pull my hair out because I don't have to pull my hair out. Oh, man.

We're losing. Oh, man. She said she wanted to pull her hair out, though. Your cell is getting bad. Let's try one more time. One more time, Kate, try to talk. Can you hear me? A little bit.

Yes, go ahead. Okay. So 10 out of 10, I would choose you, Bobby, every day of the week easily, and I am a rough and tumble girl. I hunt, I finish, I'm outdoorsy, I do all of that. I wanted to drive my head through a lot, so I'm so sorry to the other guy. But it sounds like you don't have a brain in your head. You're like pounding your chest and saying, oh, my voice is deeper. Like, I wanted to scream, and I have really protective big.

and they would also choose a body for me every day of the week. Well, we appreciate that. We're losing you again. It's like the greatest call ever. We can only hear her like halfway. She has no idea what we look like either is what it says up here too. Yeah. But we're very grateful you called.

We're just sorry your phone was cutting out when you called us. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. For the last two years, Billy Tosh has been living in his RV, traveling, just enjoying life on the road. Well, the RV caught fire up in flames. He lost everything except for his dog and the clothes on his back. Well, the people of his old community got together, raise money.

And one guy had an old RV in 1994 that he's going to keep it in storage. He said, here, you can have it. You can have this RV. So here's a clip of him talking about what it means. I had the shirt on my back literally, just what I had on. And I didn't even have time to grab my guitar. And everything had been replaced by the community. Everything my clothes, my guitar, my home.

Dang. Wow. That's awesome. I mean, that's great news. So thanks to that community, you guys are great people. There you go. And if lunchbox says it, that means something. That's right.

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That's get sunday.com. A little bit ago, we're talking about the guy's Jeep, and he walked across the street, left his Jeep, goes to the bakery. Well, his dog knocks it out of gear. The Jeep flies across the road, boom, crashes into a museum. It was all on the dog. Or so he says, but I believe him, right? Yeah, I do. Right?

He wasn't drunk, aren't yet. It wasn't your bonehead story of the day. But other people have called in, too, about their dogs. This is K-9, not a dog, a human who has a story. Hey, K-9, what's happening? Hey, morning, studio. Morning. Yeah, this is pretty cool.

This is my third time on the show. I know y'all remember me, man, K-9 from Florida. What's up, baby? Oh, yeah. Are you the rapper? Country singer rapper? Yes, sir. I went to this guy's Instagram page and watched some of his videos last time he was on.

What's up, dude? Hey, man, how you doing? Pretty good. All right, what do you want to say, K-9? Already, so I was driving with my pit bull, one of my pit bulls, he was hanging halfway out the window, and I got pulled over and whatnot. It got me out of the car. He thought he smelled weed and stuff like that, so he searched my car. Didn't find anything, but he ended up giving me a seatbelt ticket for my dog hanging halfway out the window. How much is a dog's seatbelt find? $100. And you know me, Bobby. I'm broke, so I push it to the last minute. They actually ended up calling me and telling me my license was going to be suspended again if I don't pay the fine.

So I ended up going down in the courthouse and paying it. But yeah, man, I got $100 fine. And I don't know if it was because the cop was mad. He didn't find nothing on me. But that's what happened. The car price smelled like weed, though, for real, huh? For real, for real. Oh, yeah, it definitely did.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. But the dogs have to be buckled? I guess state to state is different. How do you do that? I know. Oh, we have seen.

seat belts for our dogs. They're different than the regular ones? Yeah, but only because they wouldn't stop running around the car, not because we're buckling them in for safety. It was buckling in for our safety. Yeah. So maybe that's it. It can be super dangerous.

I think about it, I don't buckle my dog up, but I think if I ever had a slim on the break, she's going to come flying up to the front and it could harm me or the kids or, you know, it's probably smart. K-9, stay safe, bro. Yes, sir. Yeah, remember, K-9-U-Florida, Bob.

you. Give me a fool, man. I love you. All right, see, bud. K9 underscore Florida. He said, you know me, Bobby. I'm broke. K9 should, hey, Kna, I don't know if you're still listening right now. I know you hung up, but you should make us like a morning show, like 30 second song, like an intro type song. Like, hit us up with that. We'll play it on the air. We'll give the guy a little publicity.

I don't know if he's a good dude or not. I don't like him when he calls, but hit us up, K9. Here is Mindy in Minnesota. Hey, Mindy, we're talking about our dogs. What you got? Morning studio. Morning. Oh, my gosh. My daughter and I try to get through all the time. She's going to be so jealous.

I just drove at school and then I started calling. So we have a dog, Lola. She was six months old, and she was having some stomach issues in the middle of the night. And I got out multiple times to change her bedding. and so the next morning we had to leave, and I locked her in the bathroom. So she wouldn't have to sit in her filth all day, and somehow she flooded our whole house. Oh, no, she turned the water on somehow?

Yeah, she turned the water on, plugged the sink, and flooded our full house. We had to replace the furnace, the flooring, the ceiling in the basement, the whole bathroom. Golly. It was a disaster. My goodness. I'm sorry to hear that. What did that run you, run insurance? It was about a $20,000 fit.

Jeez. But the better part of the story is we got new everything and we were able to sell our house and now we live in our dream house. I guess there's a good end of that story. Man, that stinks. Thank you for the call, Mindy. Appreciate that. Thank you all for calling.

You're always welcome. If you have something you want to say about what we're saying, 877 Bobby. Let's do the news. Bobby's Big. Story. A new poll by dating.com found that dad bods are now the most attractive body type for single people. Told you guys.

I've been telling you guys. Then why are you trying to lose weight? To it for your wedding. Only, I'm not groomed zeal. I don't care if you look anyway. I know. I just want to look good for your wedding. I want to look good in tuxes and suits and whatever. But after that, bones, I might just go straight back to the dad bod. According to a new poll, flabby dad bodds are now the most attractive body type.

They have to use the word flabby, though. Why do they have to be so descriptive? It's just soft. I would describe it. Who cares? Dating.com polled its members, and three out of four said they're a fan of the dad bodod look, meaning not too big, but not exactly in shape either. I think this is again my opinion of the dad bod. I think people like the things that are associated with the dad bod. So they just learn to like the dad bod.

You mean the lifestyle of not giving a? Not just not giving a, but putting your time in other places. Yeah. Instead of spending an hour and a half in the gym and, you know, the drive there, the drive back. It's living a life. If you could have that same life living with the kids and still be ripped, everybody would pick ripped. That's true, man, because I look at people and when they're really ripped, I'm like, you must spend a lot. lot of time in the gym.

But you're happier, huh? Me? Yeah. That what? Do you think you're happier because you just get to live your life? As dad bod, Eddie. Absolutely. See?

Yes. But is your wife happy with Dad Bod, Eddie? She loves Dad Boddye. What about Eddie that's lost a bunch of weight? She's fine with that. I thought she wanted you to stop doing that. She said she's fine with it, but, and that's enough. She's like, do not get any skinnier.

I can't take. I don't want to, she said I don't want to put my head on bones. She just put her head on me. Not you, Bobby. Unlike real bones. So Eddie is going. to adopt my new method up until the wedding because I've now started getting into wedding shape which I'm going to do it slow then hit it hard but I'm already on track do you want to tell

my my theory have I talked this on the air I think you have I have 511 let me see if I got it right because at first I drove home and I'm like it sounds cool but I don't 511 don't know what it means so let me let me see if I got it go ahead five days strict eating very clean yeah you get to eat your normal meals but clean eating yes no desserts meat no dessert meat no Stay away from bread, eat, go to bed on time. Five one, one. Oh, go to bed on time's in there, too. Sleep and water is important as anything else.

Okay, go ahead. Okay, and then one is the middle ground where it's like healthier, but you can also have a dessert. A fruit. Like fruit, I don't think I'm going to do on the fives. Okay. So anything with like fruit, a little dabble here and there. A couple chips maybe.

Boom, little chips. And then the one, let it rip, Tater. You want to have full pizza? Five one, one. Five perfect. one medium one a djaf yes and so i've assigned i've assigned sunday through thursday my five friday is my medium saturday let it rip tater chip five strong one come see come saw and then one rocket you know i i do i in principle it sounds good i'm ready to try it that's a good theory

we'll see how it works but i'm on it we went to i had a little bit of barbecue last night it was is what they had for dinner at that advocacy, you know, kids' place I was talking at last night. I had a little barbecue, a little salad. I counted that as a good day, though. It was the only thing available, and I ate it moderately. When sometimes that's all that's available, you just got to do it. Let's do more news.

Here we go. Bobby's other story. Tiger Woods has been released from the hospital in Los Angeles. He'll continue his recovery from last month's horrific one car accident at his home in South Florida. He was in the hospital for a month. Crazy. Which is wild. I wonder what the hospital bill is going to be.

Probably no big deal. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. He'll just open his wallet. No big deal. He'll have a few coins out. But yeah, he suffered the serious injuries in a one-car crash in Southern California. He says, I'm so grateful for the outpouring of support and encouragement that I've received over the past few weeks.

He is going home back to Florida. That's good news. Finally, severe weather heads to the south, many parts of the south. If you haven't already, you should batten down the hatches. You know, I follow a lot of. Arkansas news on Twitter because I go from there I live there still part-time and so they were getting hit hard last night even some today still so from Arkansas to Alabama a severe weather outbreak is predicted southern Missouri Florida Panhandle Louisiana Tennessee all of that so you probably already

know this the days of having to find out on the radio what the weather is but you know just a heads up to everybody out there things go real bad hopefully we can hop in and help if we need to Bones, forgive me for asking, what does batten down the hatches mean? Like on a ship, batten down the hatches. I would think close all the hatches so water doesn't get in a floody. You would think. I don't know. I've never looked it up. I would think batten down the hatches is from a boat or submarine.

Like get ready for craziness. Yeah, like close everything up because it's time to go. Mike, are you looking that up? Yeah. Because I know what it means, but I don't exactly know the root of batten down. And what's batten? Yeah, I don't know, man. Never heard those words.

I never heard those words. All right, batten down the hatches. It's to secure a ship's hatch, especially when rough weather is expected. Wow. Or just in general, prepare for a difficult situation or crisis. So you were like a captain right now. Batten down the hatches. It is.

Water's coming. It's a nautical phrase. Okay, notical. All right. Nice, nice word flex on this. Googled it. Okay. Let's go over to Michael in Georgia.

Michael, what's going on with you? Not much. How are y'all? Good morning. Good morning. What's going on? I had another dog story for you. All right. I was sitting in the McDonald's drive-thru. I had my lab dog beside me.

The lady opened the window, dog went across my lap, and took the door. No. He jumped into the... He smelled the prize. Hold on, no, no, no. He jumped into the restaurant? Right, through the drive-thru window, inside. I parked and got out.

He was tripping everybody, jumping on the tables, eating everything he'd get his mouth on. Oh, no. So what did they do? They threatened to call the cops on me, and they banned me from coming back to that store. Okay. Yeah. It was the accident. So I'm assuming you just scooped your dog up and walked out the front door and jumped in the car and drove off, right?

Yes. Did they ever call the cops on you? I didn't stick around long enough to find out. That's funny. That is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me with a dog. Were you halfway laughing and halfway like, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness. I was laughing the whole time because everybody was crazy. That would be a helpless feeling if your dog just jumps into the drive-thru.

Did your dog eat a bunch of fries or meat? Where did he go first? Oh, he went straight to the fries. While the fries are on the ground, hamburger buns, meat everywhere. And imagine if you're a worker, there's a dog. Yeah, you don't see the dog come in. All of a sudden, there's just a dog in there. Oh, man, Michael, that's a great story.

Appreciate that call, man. Have a good day. Yes, sir. You too, brother. All right, see you later. I do want to talk about this because sometimes we walk into a room, at least I do. And I go, how did I get in this room? Like, what in the world did I do to,

Get me in this room. You ever do that? Oh, yes, all the time. And then you go back and you walk back to your other room. And then as you sit down and remember, you're like, oh, and now I remember. And then you go back. Eddie, you ever do that? All the time.

Like, it's the weirdest thing. You talk a lot about driving too sometimes. You're like, I don't even remember how I got here or how long it took me. But yeah, I do it all the time. You drive places and not remember. Yeah, I don't remember the drive at all. Oh, okay. But you know why you're going there.

Yes, yes. Yeah, that's different. There are times where I'm subconsciously. driving and I end up at a place but I never get somewhere in my car and go, where am I? So apparently, our brain is working overdrive when that happens

and we're so focusing on something else that when we get to our spot, we've forgotten that really recent thought to go there. It's not us getting older. It's not us forgetting things. So this is just a... Oh, thank goodness. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're all doing it, so that gives me comfort.

It is that we have too much going on that we're kind of blocking down the small recent things and we're focused on the heavier things that are weighing on us at the time. So if that happens to you, don't blame it on getting old. Don't blame it on getting senile. It's okay. It is absolutely okay. It happens to people of all ages. So there's that. Also, Amy lost our wedding band. Yeah. Oh. In news. Yeah. Well, so right now I'm wearing the one my mom's, because I inherited that from her. But because, yes, I have the band part, not the engagement ring, thank goodness, but I have little tiny bands that I stack with it.

And one of those, which does have little teeny tiny diamonds on it, flew off my finger and I don't know where it is. So I was washing my hands and the stack keeps them all together. And when I was washing my hands, one flew off and we found it on the floor right away. My daughter luckily spotted it. But that means the one that was holding it in, it's gone somewhere. And I don't know where or why. We've looked everywhere. And I was at the kitchen sink.

So who knows? I check down the disposal. You know how like the disposal is so disgusting? Oh yeah. But the minute, and I am terrified to go down there, but the minute I thought my ring was down there, I was like, I didn't think twice. My hand went straight in there. I was like swirling around. Wouldn't it already be gone, though, if it's down there?

Well, I hadn't turned it on because it's the disposal. So, I don't know, guys. I retrace my steps. I've called some places, so maybe it will show up. I don't know. Good luck. What are the odds that she finds that ring? Not very good.

I don't think they're very good. I always tend to find it. Let us know. I always tend to find it That's an oxymoron I always tend to find it Hey I always I typically get my stuff back

Okay Let me play this voicemail from This is Miranda in Virginia Beach And this is a segment on yesterday's show Where Amy accidentally called 911 right And it's on our Instagram as well It wasn't an accident but You didn't mean for them to answer

No no no no no I meant for us to To disable the emergency call before it did that Right So here's Miranda leaving us a voicemail last night. Morning studios. I was dying at Amy showing the 911 trick on her phone. I played it for my husband.

And he thinks it could possibly be staged because... Tell him why, babe. Wait, what are you doing? He didn't want to be on the phone. He didn't want to be on the air. Oh, he got to know about that. We're going to assure you that that wasn't staged. Well, I want to know why.

He said, what are you doing? It hung up so we don't know exactly. Because who hangs up on 911? It's probably I was going to say. I do. Accidentally. Well, you hung up on purpose. Well, I got nervous.

I got flustered. And, yeah, watching that video back, I was cringing at myself. So I was like, just say something. But I couldn't. I just freaked out. And when I freak out, I just throw my phone. You freaked out, for sure. Yeah.

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And I'm sitting here and I'm looking at it and I'm going, should we play this on the air? Well, what is it? Well, remember when Mike D had come up with a bunch of ideas. The first one was Will it Pizza and he had lunchbox go to the store with a microwave or a grocery store pizza. And Little Caesars cooked the pizza in the store. We couldn't believe it.

And on that list, he had another bit and that was a windstead a little bit when I saw it and I set it on the air. Will it taxidermy. where lunchbox calls and tries to get someone to taxidermy his grandmother who passed away. Okay. Well, Lunchbox did that. We have this call. Uh-huh.

Well, I mean, I need to know if they're willing. Do you need to know? I do. I do, because this is... It's a joke, right? I think it's fine. Okay, so tell me why you're hesitant. It just feels weird that you're like, my grandma died.

Yeah. Well, you taxidermy her. That's why it's going to be so good. You guys, you know somebody has actually called and tried to do this. Stop it. Well, Lunchbox did. They have, I bet. Let's vote.

Who thinks we should play this segment next? I. Okay. I. Lunchbox? Oh, I for sure. Okay. So he just called one place.

How many places do you call? I didn't call just one. It took a while. Took a while to get... Oh. Yeah. Interesting. It took a while to what?

Get someone to admit to do it? They agree to do it? What? I guess so. We will do that segment. If you guys want it. Yeah, I do. Okay, here's the segment.

Lunchbox calls. a taxidermist to see how much it would cost a taxidermy his granny. Oh, my. It would be great. So, set me up, lunchbox. So, I mean, I just called places and I was just, I explained to them kind of, oh, you know, it passed away on Saturday, and I just want to have it in the house. And I didn't refer to it as granny until later, that way I could keep him on the line.

And he thinks it's an animal. And then when I hit him with granny, kind of goes downhill. So, but this is one called. the one place. Yeah, this is one call to one place. Did you try to call other places and they just wouldn't even... No, they wouldn't. I had to change my strategy because I kind of went in with the granny at the beginning

and they would just hang up and they didn't give me the time of day. And then I realized, okay, you can't say granny right off the bat because it gets people a little like, uh-uh, I'm out. Click. So I did it a different way. Okay, here's lunchbox calling a taxidermist to see if they would taxidermy. He's a granny. Okay.

Taxidermy. This, hey, I was just calling. because we lost her this weekend and I, you know, I'm trying to see how much it is going to be to get her stuffed. Well, what are we talking about here? How big is your specimen there? She's about, I mean, five foot two. Oh, wow. I got a deer or something.

Oh, she, yeah, near and dear to my heart for sure. Near and dear to my heart. It's just so hard because she always went on family vacation. She always came to the Little League to watch us play baseball. and just we've had her, you know, just my entire life. Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear about that, although it seems a little strange, taking an animal to a baseball game, I guess, you know, that side. And so when I bring her in, do I bring Granny's outfit that she wanted to be buried, you know,

that she wanted to be stuffed in? By Granny, do you mean your grandmother like a human being? Yeah, it's my mom's mom. Okay. Listen, I'm going to tell you this straight up, you know. If you're expected me to taxi dermy your grandmother, it's illegal in the United States to do that. And so I'm telling you right now, bud, you just better get a good grasp of this, is that I'm not going to stuff your grandma. Oh, oh, my.

That was like, what? It's unnecessary, right? He's very passionate about it, though. I think I wanted to fight lunchbox, he said. He's like, you sicko. That's amazing. He went from being caring.

I'm really sorry. I hate that too well. About his specimen. And then it's like, well, that's a little odd. To just being angry. That's funny. That freaked him out. Good call.

Nice job, lunchbox. Nice job, Mike D, you weirdos. All right. I got on a conference call. yesterday on this app that's called Clubhouse. And it's basically, we've talked about it on the show, it's basically this app where you get on and you're listening to a conference call

by people that you probably never get to meet in real life because they're cool, but you get to be in and hear what they're saying. So I was invited to go on because our CEO was speaking. And he messaged me and goes, hey, would you hop on this thing for a few minutes? And I get on, I'm like, yeah, sure. So I was here at the show yesterday and I turned it on.

Eddie's sitting across from me. And as soon as I pop on, they're like, hey, Bobby Bones is here. And this room's packed full of people. They're like, hey, talk about the future of audio. And I'm like, well, for me, I consider radio to be anything that's on your phone. It can be a podcast. It can be radio. I talk about how I think that we have developed relationships with our listeners because we tell long-form stories.

It's much better than TV in many ways because we can actually sit down, have a casual conversation, and people can feel like they know it on and on and on. I start to look in this little room, this little clubhouse room, and I see Katie Couric in the room listening. No way. Yeah. And then I see someone else, and I'm like, is that really her? So as I'm talking, I click her profile and her page opens up and it is her. Eddie, what do I say out loud?

He goes, I'm sorry, guys. I just got to take a minute. I see Paris Hilton's in the room right now. I got to say hi real quick. So he says hi to Paris Hilton. He was in there listening. I was like, Paris Hilton, what up? That is hilarious.

And I didn't know they could just chime in, but she just comes on and goes, what up? I was in the middle of work and I look up like, what just happened? It was pretty funny. Did you tell her I liked her documentary? No, because it wasn't about that. It's amazing. That's funny. I know.

It's just funny how we geek out. We have a job where we get to meet a lot of cool people, but that doesn't mean we're cool. But it's all audio, right? Yeah, but you're seeing pictures of everybody who's in there. Okay. So, and then, okay. And then someone's, you, if you want to talk, you just tell the leader. If you're allowed on the stage, you can talk at any time.

Oh, okay. You just turn your mute off. But there's also hundreds of people who aren't allowed on the stage. But I'm just saying, like, if Katie Kirk wanted to chime in. And she did later. Oh, okay. But I didn't shout her out. I was like, Parasel, what up?

It was pretty funny. Hope you guys are good. Hope you have an awesome day to day. Tomorrow's show will be a lot of fun because the front men of country are coming in. Now, it's the lead singer of Lone Star. I'm probably going to get him to do Amazed. It's the lead singer of Little Texas.

I'm probably going to get him to do that one. Of course. It's the lead singer of restless heart, so I'm probably going to get him to do the sad one. Oh, it would cry. Yeah. And my life. So good, dude.

They're going to be in tomorrow to play on the show, which I'm very excited about. Are we talking to Brothers tomorrow, too? No. It's not tomorrow? When are they coming on the show? Monday. Brothers Osborne will be on Monday. Yeah.

Okay, we got guests out to Wazoo this week. So you guys hang out. Be back tomorrow. Have a great day, everybody. Bye-bye. Bobby Bones. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set

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