The Bobby Bones Show - Who Is Bobby Dating? + Amy’s Son Wants To Be A Pilot + Elle King Stops By
Episode Date: October 24, 2018Eddie attempts to guess who Bobby is dating again. Amy’s son tells her he wants to be a pilot like his dad when he grows up. Also, Elle King stops by to talk about her new album “Shake The Spirit....” Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
Hey, it's Wednesday.
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
Well, well, well, here we are again.
Amy, how are you?
Doing good.
How about you?
Well, here's what I was thinking.
That's kind of want to run this by you guys here on the show.
So, you know, we had Disney Night on Dancing with the Stars a couple nights ago.
Most famous mouse ever is Mickey Mouse.
We all agree with that?
Yes.
Second most famous mouse ever.
Up for debate.
Think about that because you have people like, well, Amy, who do you think?
Second most famous mouse ever.
Go.
I just thought of Ratatooie, but it's a bit.
Is that a rat?
Yeah, a rat works.
Okay, again, you're not right or wrong, but your answer is ratatooie?
Well, no, I have another one in my head.
Go ahead.
Modest mouse.
That's a band.
Okay, dead mouse.
DJ.
Okay, lunchbox, over to you.
There's no question.
It's mini mouse.
Oh, duh.
I didn't think of that.
Yeah, same brand, though.
Okay.
Like, Mickey and Mini are the same thing.
Yeah.
Oh, they're the same thing.
Okay.
I would say
Stuart Little is up there
I would say Tom from Tom and Jerry
Like this is literally a conversation
We were having backstage for an hour
Because we just sit back there and wait for the show to start
As rehearsing
What other mouse
I think I think I already said all my mouses
I'm mice
I go with Mighty Mouse
Oh
Come on
Good
Okay
Dogg, most famous dog
ever.
Think about that.
Because there are a lot of players in the dog
situation.
Oh, that's easy.
Because there's like the new age, airbud,
but then there's Lassie.
Lassie's number one.
Not a thing right now, because Lassie's
not really current.
So, Amy, who do you think?
Clifford, the Big Red Dog.
Funny,
could be.
Lunchbox's most famous dog?
I have written down Clifford, the Big Red Dog.
Wow, both of you guys went full Clifford.
Yeah.
Eddie?
I went nowhere near Clifford.
I went Scooby-Doo.
Oh, Scooby-Doo.
I think Scooby-Doo is bigger than Clifford.
Big time.
Yeah, show off.
Scooby-Doo.
What about Beethoven?
It's a good one.
Solid.
And again, yeah, also have to factor in, you know, the last hundred years where there's been cartoons and movies.
There's Lassie.
What's the other dog that saves people?
Oh, old yeller.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, rest of peace.
Okay.
Most famous cat
Of all time
Oh, Sylvester
The cat
By the way, let me say this about the mice
Jerry was the mouse
Tom is the cat
Yeah, we knew what you meant
Okay
Most famous cat of all time
You think it's suffering
Thuckettas
Yes, that guy
Yeah
Most famous cat Amy
Chester
Chester Chester
Chita?
I don't know
I guess that counts
Who is that?
It's a cat
I'm talking about
like kitty cats
Not like Lion King.
Chester, the cat.
Chester Cheeto?
The cat and the hat.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're not thinking about Chester Chito.
The cat from the Chito commercials.
There is a cat named Chester.
That's the one I'm talking about, the one that does on the Cheetos,
but then it also made you think of cat in the hat.
Most famous cat, Eddie.
Garfield.
Oh, strong.
Stop being so good at this game, Eddie.
Wow.
Garfield from out of left field.
He just walked on the stadium.
It's like, hello, everyone.
Boom.
That's a good one.
Anyone.
Anyone else?
Amy.
What are we doing?
Cats.
Yeah.
Cat.
I don't know if I have another cat.
Would you consider Tigger a cat?
No.
Okay.
It's a tiger.
That's what I thought.
I'm going to go with Tom being the biggest cat.
Tom and Jerry?
Because it's been around forever and still is a thing.
Okay.
So we're settling on.
Biggest mouse.
Go ahead.
Hello Kitty.
Oh, super strong because in Japan, massive.
And America, massive.
Ooh, so strong.
Okay, collectively.
Biggest mouse is Mickey.
Biggest dog is, do we settle on Airbud, or did I just say that?
Oh, Lassie.
Airbus.
Scooby.
Scooby is the biggest.
Scooby do.
Scooby do.
So, Mickey, Scooby, and on the cat, it's either Hello Kitty or Tom from Tom and Jerry.
He's been around a long time.
I say hello kitty.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Hello Kitty.
Hello Kitty.
I go Tom, Tom and Jerry.
Okay, so.
Okay.
Okay, so Tom and Jerry.
Yeah, Tom.
You think Hello Kitty's bigger than Tom for Tom and Jerry, like over the past 100 years?
Yeah, I think these kids nowadays, I mean, they carry around Hello Kitty backpack.
But it's nowadays.
I've never seen a Tom backpack.
I have one on right now.
Okay.
Anyway, that's the conversation we were having for like 80 hours.
That's deep.
Yeah, but you never think about that, right?
No.
Exactly.
You know, why?
Because it's dumb.
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So Lunchbox, you and your wife are fighting about a flu shot still?
Yes, because she says, now that we have a child, I have to get a flu shot.
and I don't understand why because I've never gotten the flu in my life
and I've never gotten a flu shot so why would I start now?
If it's working, why change it?
Don't you feel like a bit you should be extra protective because if a baby gets the flu,
that's hardcore.
Right, but when they're giving you a flu shot,
they're putting the flu in your body and they're seeing how your body reacts.
So why would I do that?
Why would I bring the flu closer to my body?
I think you're just hearing things lunchbox and repeating them on the radio.
Eddie, will you Google what a flu shot does?
Because if I'm right, I don't think they're putting a live version of the flu inside of you.
I think it's dead.
But I think you've heard someone say that.
And now, much like Facebook, you're just throwing it out there without knowing the truth.
Yeah, I mean, I haven't heard a doctor say that, but I've heard people say that the reason you don't be because they put the flu in you so your body gets used to fighting it.
And I'm like, well, I don't need my body to be used to fighting the flu.
Why just keep it away from me?
Well, because if you do get, well, okay.
Eddie's going to look that out there.
Got it.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, so it includes antibodies for the flu, which means these are things that fight the flu
if it even exists.
It's a gamble of these antibodies are fighting the right flu or not, but it's just an antibody
that goes in your body and tries to fight the flu.
So what they do is they try to predict the strain based on what's happening each year or each
season, and they predict the strain.
And sometimes they're not right, but they try to predict the strain.
Correct.
So lunchboxes not even, they're not putting flu in you.
Okay.
Well, maybe my friend Jim told me wrong.
Jim.
Did you see this story in lunchbox about not exercising is worse than smoking?
Yeah, how about that?
They study people over like 20 years, 100,000 people,
and they said it is worse on your body if you just sit on the couch and do nothing
instead of smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.
Yeah.
Sitting is the new smoking.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh, I'm standing up.
I'm a chain sitter.
That's why I'm telling y'all I want to move while we work, but nobody's on board with that.
Amy, was it you on your Instagram story that posted a picture of that desk, that sitting desk?
Yes, because the magazine, you were in Southwest Air, you know, like the, it's kind of like Sky Mall, but the Southwest magazine.
And it had an ad for this bicycle where it had a little desk for your computer so you could ride a bike while you're working.
It's amazing.
And I put it on Instagram right after I posted you being in there, and they replied to me.
And they said they'd send me one.
What?
What?
They sent you a desk?
Yes! Yes! Yes! But I didn't know what they were expecting along with it, so I haven't really replied yet.
Well, okay, what do I say?
Say lunchbox, most one's two.
No, I've got to do that.
Let us know. Wow.
Okay, well, what we've learned here is, one, the flu shot does not put the flu in you.
Two, get up and walk around at least.
Sitting as a new smoking.
And three, Amy just gets free stuff for posting about it.
Wow.
Maybe it's called Flexi Spot, and they said thank you.
Okay, now you're doing a commercial.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
Okay, fine.
I'm playing a song.
I'm done.
Oh, gosh.
We're playing a song.
Flexyspot.com.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
There we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
It's the 30 Second Skinny.
Dirk's Bentley just announced he'll be an executive producer for a new comedy show.
It's set in a Nashville bar where singers and songwriters go to chase their dreams.
So like when he's saying executive producer, what does that mean?
Well, it can mean a lot of things.
It could mean that he's super.
hands-on and is actually making decisions, which I'm doubting he's in the weeds with it because
he's so busy.
But they're probably coming to him and saying, hey, you have a bar.
Like, give us feedback on how being a country artist and owning a bar, like the things that
you would do, it can really mean anything.
Yeah.
Well, and he chased his dreams and honky talks and bars.
They probably are going to him for advice.
Stuff like that.
Is it a pilot?
Where is this show, by the way?
What does it say?
It says that it's just a pilot and it's going to be set at his.
Nashville bar and it's
there isn't any word if he'll actually star
in it. He won't. He won't. He'll air.
He can show up, but he won't star in it. He's too busy.
But yeah, it can mean a lot of things,
but it's a pilot, so that doesn't mean it's coming to TV yet.
A pilot has to be shot
and then created and cost a lot of money
and then picked up. But good luck to him.
That's pretty cool. What else Morgan number two?
Brothers Osborne shared a photo on their Instagram.
They got to jam with the foo fighters in Alberta.
They performed Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker song
Breakdown. I saw it on Instagram.
I love foo fighters. I think I've seen him a concert
11 times.
Yeah.
And I love Brothers Osborne.
And so that's a cool picture.
And how cool for those guys to get to go up and sing with the foo fighters?
The greatest American rock band right now.
Period.
They probably got off stage and they were like, what the heck just happened?
Absolutely.
They did.
All right, that's really cool.
Morgan number two, anything else?
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Thank you very much.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's the skinny.
There was this woman named Nora, and she finally.
decided to settle down and get married at age 100.
Wow!
Look at that.
Finally.
Yeah.
And her husband, Malcolm, is 26 years younger than her.
Robin to cradle, respect.
At their wedding, they celebrated their love of each other and their love of dancing
by having Nora enter the church to Avah's dancing queen.
Oh, wow.
That's a song from when she was like 60.
A hundred years old, just like, logging in.
Dancing Queen.
Is her first marriage?
Yeah.
Man, she's waiting for Mr. Wright.
Okay, question.
Yeah.
No chance, right?
No chance.
Lunchbox.
Okay.
Let's watch box.
What?
There's a chance.
There's no chance.
There's no chance.
There's no chance.
There's a chance.
There's a chance.
There's a chance.
He's only, he's only, what, 70-0.
She's a hundred.
Yeah, but he's vibrant.
She can do that.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Sarah from the Bible.
She had a baby at like 100.
Okay.
All right.
Sarah from the Bible.
Well, she ain't Sarah from the Bible.
Amy's quoting scripture and tell me something good to make her point.
Yes.
I think we should get nor on the phone and ask them.
The phone on the telegraph?
Can we?
Okay.
Send her a pony express.
Let her know.
We'll come back.
Is that it, Amy?
That's a good one.
Yeah.
That's it.
All right, that's what it's all about right there.
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Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes us from Brooklyn Center, Minnesota.
A 75-year-old woman was having tea with her grandson when he said,
can I bring some more and bring it in the living room?
She said, whatever you do, don't put your tea down on the couch.
And he goes, all right, brings in there, and he says, I'm a test grandma,
sets the tea on the couch.
She gets up, pours the tea out, goes and gets her gun, and shoots him in the shoulder.
Wait, what?
She said, don't put your tea on the couch.
No, I know.
I'm just in shock by how, and while you were telling it, Amy makes it like a gun sign with her hand.
Well, because I know the story and I'm like, oh, gosh, she shoots him.
Like, I don't know if this is a bonehead or more like a really sad and something's wrong with her story.
Well, to be fair, the boneheads, there's always something wrong with them.
True.
So, wait, what happens in the end here?
She is arrested and he's okay.
And she said, I don't think I should go to jail.
He put the tea on the couch.
Here's the question if I'm on the jury
Because I've been there for jury duty
Yeah
Did Mee-Maw say
Unequivocally no tea on the couch?
She did
According to your lunchbox. Not guilty.
Now that's really crazy.
Okay, lunchbox, thank you.
I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bonds
Folks, it's your buddy and mine
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Halloween's a week from today.
Amy, do you and your family
have your costumes ready, done?
Oh, I do not have them ready and done.
I mean, I know what we're going
going to be, but I got to do that.
What are you going to be?
Oh, well, I'm Wonder Woman.
Okay, but which Wonder Woman are you going to be?
Like normal, but, yeah, like, homely.
Oh, not sexy Wonder Woman?
No, I don't want to be.
Sexy woman, by just by being Wonder Woman, it's sort of a sexy costume because
Wonder Woman dresses that way, but they have more conservative versions.
What are you going to wear this so conservative as Wonder Woman?
Look, that's why I still haven't figured it out.
I am the worst.
I'm the worst.
I mean, my poor kids, like, all my friends that have kids, their costumes are all ready to go.
They're even ready for, like, parties this weekend.
I'm like, what?
On Tuesday night, I'm going to be, like, with a hot glue gun making sure mine are good to go.
You're going to be gluing your turtleneck just perfect for Wonder Woman.
I don't know.
We'll see.
And then, I mean, this could, I guess since I haven't bought anything, stuff could change.
but daughter's supergirl son is Batman or Flash or something and husband's Batman.
Amy, there's a difference in Batman and Flash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got confused.
My husband's Batman and my son is Flash.
Okay.
Anyone, lunchbox, are you doing Halloween or now?
Yeah, he'll be dressed as a pumpkin.
So cute.
So you're taking your baby out?
Well, it's just a onesie, and I don't know if we'll take him trick or treating.
We went to look at costumes and they were $35 a piece, and I said,
uh-uh, $6 onesy, that's good enough.
So lunchbox actually just put him in a pumpkin.
That's what he, a pumpkin,
$3.99.
Just put him in the pumpkin and walk him around.
Are you dressing up?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm in a weird position for this because I think I'll be in California for dancing with the stars.
If I make it, yeah, if I make it through.
Yeah.
And so, right?
My schedule, I mean, my schedule is so weird.
I don't even know what day it's.
But if I make it through, I'll be in California still.
but then I may be going to Austin that day for a charity event
because my friend Andy has a charity event I'm going to
but then again I don't know if I should
because I'm kind of I don't know
girl oh like a couple's costume oh no not a couple's costume
I don't even know if it's something that I can reach out and be like
hey we should do something for Halloween I don't know
I'm just in this weird place
so I have no idea probably what I'll do is sit in my room alone
in my house that's fine I would stay
Stay home if I wasn't like trying to take kids out to trick or tree for the first time.
I know.
I need kids.
Just for Halloween.
Can I rent some kids?
You can take mine.
There's a guy who went into a place called SUP Dogs in Greenville, North Carolina.
Have you seen the story, by the way?
No, but I'm just laughing at the name.
And so he walked in, he bought two waters and he left a $10,000 tip.
What?
Yeah.
So he went there straight up to just like.
Left someone.
Needless to say the waitress was shocked.
$10,000.
The waitress kept most of it, but also split some with the other workers too.
So, first of all, $10,000.
Wow.
Secondly, if you're the waitress who didn't get him seated in your section,
you're probably like, oh, man, because you didn't know, no one didn't do a purpose.
and then also good for her to split it up a little bit
but we should do that
we should in the next week
and I'm going to make this uncomfortable a little bit
but go out and bless someone like this guy did
not $10,000 worth
but just do something and then come back and report on it
and I know you won't want to report on it
because that's not really the nature of the show
I'll report on it
okay I know you will
but yeah
today's Wednesday you have until next Wednesday
to come back and report on how
and the reason we do this is because
one, we're very blessed ourselves.
Would we agree with that, Amy?
Yes.
And two, I would like to encourage other people out there to do this.
We'll do it.
And hopefully people out there listening, our people will also go, hey, you know what?
I'm pretty blessed.
I should go out and just do something for the sake of doing it too.
Because, think of all the time, just something awesome's happened to us.
Yeah.
And you don't know really.
And you don't know.
And you don't know that it's, and maybe you don't even know it happened.
That's right.
So that's the challenge I'm giving you guys.
And our listeners, one week.
Go out and bless someone in any way you can.
If it's, you know, a parking spot, if it's a nice tip like this guy, if it's a donation,
if it's a walking a dog, that's the challenge I will give our listeners and all of you guys.
Everybody in?
Yeah, I got an idea.
All right, go ahead.
And I can't ruin it or else you already know what I'm going to do.
But I'm going to see someone on the street and I'm just going to bless them.
It doesn't count if they sneeze.
That's not the same thing.
Oh.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
L.K.
There she is.
El King.
How are you?
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good.
Look at you.
We met a few times.
Do you know that?
Yeah, I know that.
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm always like the quiet guy that's like,
I'm a nice to meet you.
I'm nerd.
Are you good?
I'm great.
Yeah?
You excited about this record?
Yes.
Let me play something from it here.
This is the single shame.
How long does it take to do the record?
I don't know.
I think I'm a bad person to ask because it takes me like,
well over a year. So you start this a year ago? Yeah, I started May of 2017. You know what's
funny is that I guess I knew you, I listened to a lot of pop and alternative stuff and I used to
work in that area too. And so I knew you from this. Is that still the jam to you?
Honestly, I still love playing it. Yeah? Yeah, I do. Thank God. So when you recorded this back in the
day, did you know, back in the day, like it's been 100 years. I mean, it's been a few.
What was that, what was the idea with the song? Where did you want it to go? How did you kind of
see it landing because before I knew it was on pop radio um well I don't think I had any like um goals
for that song I didn't think he would even make the record let alone be the single um I just wrote it
about a couple like you know people I dated and um it just I don't know and it took like a year
for it to do really anything but um no I didn't have any like big plans for it it's kind of
one of those wonderful surprises of life I think when your song goes up do you make a bunch
of money from a pop song does it start?
to kind of come in from like more than other formats because it's so
widespread?
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, it just, on pop radio, it just goes to, it's just like such a huge audience,
you know?
And then, yeah, I got a lot of sinks from it, which is awesome.
Here is the song that I think our audience was introduced to you by.
Yeah.
You and Dirk's?
Yeah.
So good.
You're so good.
Thank you.
So you spend a bunch of times.
here because I know during this run is where you and I met the first time because you were doing a lot of stuff with Dirk's for this song.
Had you been in Nashville a bunch prior? I lived in Nashville. I got my license here.
Your driver's license? Yeah. I know. I shouldn't have passed the test, but I got it. And I still have it. No one's taking it from me yet.
So you were in Nashville and you left and you moved to California? No, I moved back to, I actually like drove around in a truck for like a year.
Wait, what? You can't just move past driving around in a truck? In a truck?
truck for a year. Yeah, I drove like all, I went to Canada. I got my heartbroken in Nashville and I left and I went up to Canada. My best friend from New York was living up there and we went all over Canada for a while and then we drove all over the country and I ended up in the desert. And then we drove back to New York and I lived back in New York for a couple years and then my music kind of took off. I didn't really live anywhere. I lived on a bus and then, you know, recently I moved out to L. King is here.
I'm such a fan. It's cool to have you in here.
I was reading a story about, I think, you have a John Lennon signed record.
Is that true?
I do, yeah.
How do you get a John Lennon signed record?
My dad gave it to me for my birthday.
Wow, what a gift.
I know.
Very, very wonderful.
And it's like, a record's not that big, and we have it over the fireplace,
which is like this big, like, well-lit, like, place for, like, a big piece of art.
But it's just that little record.
It's beautiful.
It's my, like, the most treasured thing now.
Really?
Yeah.
In your house, what's your favorite?
picture that you have. Like when you think about, like, this picture means a lot to you?
Um, there's two. Probably a picture of my grandparents. My grandma's passed away. And so I have it in my
kitchen. And then there's a picture of me and my little sisters that my stepmom took and gave
to me in a little frame, which means like, we're getting along now. And my little sisters love
me. It's great. I saw a picture of a fan that had, I think it was a whole forearm tattoo of you.
Yeah. And it's hardcore. Like the art. I mean, it's you. It's good, too.
It's a great, it's such a risk to get tattooed with something specific, but it looks exactly like you.
It's kind of crazy.
That's the first, like, someone had gotten my, like, autograph tattooed, and they were waiting outside of a show, and I signed it, and I had, it was a bad signature.
So I, like, licked my finger and tried to rub it off, and they got the rubbed off part tattooed, too.
And I thought that was nuts, but then, yeah, somebody in Canada got a whole portrait of me.
Yeah, and it's, like, over their entire forearm.
Yes.
Now, have you met them since?
No, I haven't met them since the tattoo, but we are playing a show in Toronto soon, and that's where they're from.
And so she said, she wrote to my Instagram and said she was going to surprise me.
But that was a surprise enough.
So, I mean, I got to do something nice for her, right?
That's free tickets for life.
Right?
Okay, that's true.
If you go to town, like, I have a dude that got my face tattooed on his arm.
Oh, my gosh.
And it's like, whatever, if I'm ever in town, like, what do you want?
My food?
What am I?
It's crazy, right?
Like, I have to hang out with them.
Yeah, but you have to be with someone else, though.
No, and well, they tattooed us before, so I know them.
So it's like, all right, I'm going to come hang out and, like, have a full, full-on evening.
And I'm not going to tattoo her face, but, you know, maybe something close.
El King is here.
The record is called Shake the Spirit.
It's out now.
This song, is this on a commercial?
Is that how I know it?
Yeah, maybe.
It's, um, because we haven't released it yet, so it's on Harley Davidson.
It's on the motorcycle?
Yeah.
This is called Baby Outlaw.
You like this one?
I do.
It's fine, yeah.
Are you trouble?
I think it depends on the day.
I have been trouble.
I think I'm into cleaner trouble now.
But I used to be a lot more trouble.
I can still, I'm still a horrible influence.
Totally, yeah.
I like to say I'm very persuasive, you know?
Yeah.
Were you doing a thing in town?
And by the way, for those that don't know, your dad's Rob Schneider.
Yeah.
Didn't he come to town and you guys were going to sing together or something?
We were, yeah, we were going to sing at Pilgrimage and it got rained out.
That's what it was.
Ten minutes before my set.
It flooded.
Yeah, crazy, right?
I didn't even get to really see anybody, so I'm sad, but.
Was that a weird thing growing up with a super famous parent?
Or was it just normal?
I mean, it was just my normal, you know?
And it's just because, I mean, I grew up.
It's not like my dad got famous as I was older.
My dad, you know, got on SNL the year I was born.
So it just was normal to me.
The people ever yell, you can do it, it shows.
At my shows, yeah.
They just yell, Rob Schneider.
Oh, they don't even do that bit.
They just yell his name.
It used to make me so mad.
I'd be like, kick him out.
And he'd never get kicked out.
But it would make me so mad.
And now I'm like, okay, yeah, that's my dad.
All right.
Let me play this one for you.
Come on.
This is called Good Thing.
Gone.
I pulled a few of the songs that I really like.
Yeah?
Yeah, I like this one.
Thank you.
It kind of feels a little bit of that 60s soul.
Yeah.
That's like one of my biggest inspirations, I think.
Yeah?
Yeah, just that old soul music.
It just like, I mean, I've had my heartbroken a few times, but, like, there's just nothing like a good, really emotional, like, tight band, but, like, great heartbreak song.
You need to be sad to write good songs
I think great songs come out of pain
But I think I
People are like well what are you gonna do now
You're like happy and you're you're doing fine
I've been through enough I think I can pull from it
That's funny
That's why I feel like sometimes too
Like I'm pretty good right now
But I can yeah I remember
I remember
But that song that song's super emotional
And I did one vocal take for that
Really? Hold on a minute
Let me hear this again
One vocal take.
You just hopped in, sing it.
Yeah, because I broke down and cried, and I said, I'm sorry, I can't sing it again.
I walked out of the studio and we used it.
One time.
Yeah.
Do you hear things in it that are flaw-like but that you love now?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So after the second verse, you can hear me, my voice quivers because that's when I started to cry.
And I just remember being like, oh, push through this, push through this, just get through one take of it.
So I'm crying and then by the really like silent breakdown in it.
Like you can, like there's no hiding the fact that like my whole voice is just like I'm like weeping in it.
El King, the single out now, Shane.
It's really good to see you.
Thanks for coming by.
It's good to see you.
Thank you for having me.
You're a real breath of fresh air.
Thank you.
El King.
I will play you a clip from a famous romantic comedy.
You just have to name the movie.
Amy, you know romantic comedies, right?
Oh yeah, rom-com all the way.
Okay. Lunchbox, Amy, write your answer down. Here is the first movie. Movie number one. Go ahead.
You complete me. Just shut. You had me at hello.
There you go. There's the quote. You heard that. Write your answer down, please.
I'm in for the win. Oh, lunch is crying. Oh, no. This one gets to me. All right. Amy.
Jerry McGuire.
Lunchbox? Show me the money. Jerry McGuire. We got two correct answers.
there nice word.
All right.
Romantic comedy.
Number two.
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
There you go.
Think about that.
I'm in.
Oh, man.
I'm in for the win.
Amy?
When Harry met Sally?
Lunchbox.
It's my boy when Harry met Sally.
Wow.
You both have that.
Yeah.
I'm in.
That's the only part. I mean, that's Billy Crystal.
That's only one I know he's in.
Well, you're both.
Right.
Woo!
All right.
Here you go.
Romantic comedy number three, name that movie.
So what?
So it's not going to be easy.
It's going to be really hard.
And we're going to have to work at this every day.
But I want to do that because I want you.
I want all of you forever.
You and me every day.
You do something for me.
Stop thinking about what I want.
What he wants, what your parents want.
What do you want?
What do you want?
You don't know that?
What?
Okay.
Can you play just the beginning one more time?
Yeah.
So what?
So it's not going to be easy.
It's going to be really hard.
And we're going to have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you.
I want all of you forever.
You and me every day.
You do something for me.
Stop thinking about what I want.
What he wants, what your parents want.
What do you want?
All right.
Nothing, Amy, huh?
Like literally, I have no idea.
Write your answer down.
Ha!
Okay.
I don't...
Amy?
It's bothering me that I don't even have a clue.
40-year-old virgin.
Lunchbox.
I mean, the parents, so failure to launch.
What is it?
Because parents, they didn't move out of their house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good one.
What is it?
Give us another hint.
Give a hint.
No, no, but that's Ryan Gosling.
Talking.
Oh, is it crazy, stupid love?
It's a notebook.
What?
That's a notebook?
I'm so dumb.
Yeah.
Wow.
Sorry, I miss that one.
All right, number four, name this romantic movie.
Here I am, Sarah.
Falling.
And there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly.
I'm in for the wind.
A lot of times if you can find the actor, you can find the movie.
Yeah, I found the actor.
I'm in.
I think I know the actor.
Amy.
It's Will Smith.
And it's Hitch.
Lunchbox?
That's Hitch.
on. It's hit.
Boom! Hit it.
Okay.
All right, we're down to sudden death.
That makes up for the next clip.
And action.
You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains?
I think we only use 10% of our hearts.
Oh, man.
Play that one more time.
Hit it.
You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains?
I think we only use 10% of our hearts.
Oh, what is that guy's name?
If you get this, you win.
What is that guy's name?
I have the name. I have the guy's name.
Oh, do you?
Write your answer down?
I'm in.
I'm in for the win.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
I love you, man.
Is that the name in the movie?
Yeah.
Paul Rudd, I couldn't think of the guy.
I couldn't come up with it.
I know the guy.
For the win.
Who's the guy?
It's Owen Wilson.
That's it.
Now what's the movie?
Wedding Crutches.
Winner!
All right.
I know all these notebook people are screaming in their cars, thinking lunchbox and I are idiots.
We are, but I'm glad I won.
And we are.
We are.
We are. I mean, that didn't sound like Ryan Gosling to me.
It sounded like a cartoon character.
Hey, you still hating on that?
You won the game, Amy?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're the winner.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
I can tell you from experience that going to college just itself can be a struggle.
But imagine you're studying, tuition, social life, but you're also raising a kid.
thanks to a professor at Columbia College in South Carolina.
One of her students could not find a babysitter.
The mom had a big presentation.
And she also couldn't afford to miss class.
So she explained the child care situation to her teacher.
And the teacher said, okay, bring the baby to class.
She even offered to hold the six-month-old so everyone can focus on her work.
And it wasn't the first time that this teacher has done this either.
So she's always like, hey, if you have a baby, bring them.
Like, I'll take care of it.
I'll hold it.
We'll make sure you still can do what you need to do in order to further yourself in your education.
Isn't that cool?
Yep.
That's good.
And the caption said, we may be a little biased, but Columbia College is truly a special place with the best professors because they posted it to.
I know.
And that's true because not every professor would, you know, allow that.
Yeah, because like my professor, I was like, hey, I'd like to bring in my dog.
Hold it, please.
And we're like, nope, not at all.
All right, there you go.
That's what's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Oh, yeah.
Over to Amy with that joke.
Here we go.
The morning corny.
The morning corny.
What do ghosts eat for supper?
What a ghosts eat for supper?
Spoochetti.
Spooky.
Spoochetti.
Spoochetti.
You know what?
You really are selling it hard.
Spoochetti.
I got to admire your, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a tough one, but you got it.
That's the follow-through.
Come on.
There it is.
That's the morning corny.
Good.
That was the morning corny.
A lot of people think that marriage should now be a contract, meaning like, for example,
I recently signed a five-year contract with the company.
They think marriage should be the same thing.
You sign five or ten years, and then you reevaluate whenever the contract comes up.
Amy, we think about that.
I mean, whatever.
I don't see it.
way, I don't think it's taken as like a, no, I mean, I don't like it. I wouldn't do it. But I guess if some people are into it, who might just say what they shouldn't do? I don't know. According to a new survey, many 18 to 24 year olds would support a change making marriage contracts temporary. And it's a renewal if you want to renew. And if you don't want to renew, it's not a divorce. It just is like, hey, that was a good run. So that's like having a boyfriend or a girlfriend and having a contract about it.
Legally, everything matters.
Okay.
Okay, I don't get it.
A survey found that a lot of people under 24 believe that marriage should be contractual, and if it ends and you're not happy, you can upgrade to a different partner.
So do you check in on, like, I mean, this is good to do in your marriage anyways, but I'm thinking, like, you know, like at work when you're under a contract, you have progress meetings, see how things are going, see where you can improve.
Yeah, I think you need to, but if you're married...
Our contract renewal is coming up.
You better put your A game on.
That's right.
Next year's contract year.
So you know in the final year of the contract, they're like, it's like honeymoon all over again.
Kids are going to be like, oh man, I hope I get renewed.
I hope I get renewed.
The kids.
I hope mom and dad renew their deal.
Hey, Jimmy, how do you feel tonight?
I'm just really worried about the contract extension for mom and dad.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
That would be weird.
Listen, again, not for me, but whatever works.
makes people happy.
That's all I care about.
I know.
I feel like a long, like, I don't know.
I feel like a long time ago
I would have been really super passionate
about how this is just stupid
and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But I mean, like, I just don't have energy
to waste on that.
Like, whatever, you do you?
And don't you feel like, really,
whatever makes people happy
and whatever creates
just a better world in general,
who are we to go?
Yes.
We can pick what's good for us.
But we don't need to pick
what's good for other people
as long as they're hurting people.
Yeah, I'd rather focus on things that I'm for
than things that I'm against.
And so that's where it's at.
Top five songs in country music right now.
Number five, our dude Jimmy Allen,
who was in, I believe, last week,
and this is his song called Best Shot.
Here you go.
Four, Russell Dickerson, Blue Tacoma.
Number three, Chris Young, hanging on.
Yeah, I'm hanging on.
Luke Combs, at number two, she's got the best of me.
She got the best to me.
Your number one song this week as sung by Amy.
Cole Swindell break up in the end.
Even though we break up in the end.
Wow.
You know, we break up in the end.
Hailed it.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Even if I knew you'd be the one that got away.
Oh.
Oh, the high part.
Keep going.
And even if I told my parents you were moving in, and they were like, no way.
Oh, wow.
She hit the rhyme, even though she didn't know the lyric.
I'd still let you move in.
Wow, come on, freestyle.
Over and over and over and over again.
Even though we break up in the end.
Nailed it.
Wow.
Crush that.
Okay.
Those are your top five songs.
Congratulations to Cole Swindell.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Halloween is a week away
So I'll play you music from a Halloween movie
Like a scary movie
Just name the movie
For example
This does not count as a point
But name the movie with the song
Go ahead
That's right
You all know it
The Notebook
That's right
Oh man I was wrong
No it's Halloween
Oh
You guys know that one
Well yeah
You play that song
Whenever we have something scary
We're gonna talk about
Yeah
Like Shark Week for a
I'm like, oh boy.
All right, here we go.
These are all scary movie songs.
And here's song number one, write your answer down, Amy and Lunchbox.
Go ahead.
I'm in.
I'm in for the wind.
Lunchbox is in.
Oh.
Jam.
Still the jam.
Maybe it's just because when I was...
It's still a jam, though.
Amy, what do you have?
Ghostbusters.
Lunchbox.
Ghostbusters.
There you go.
Song number two.
Name it by the song.
I'm in for the wind.
I'm in.
Amy?
The Adams family?
Lunchbox?
The Adams family?
That's right.
And if you remember during the movie,
M.C. Hammer did a song too.
He did the Adams family theme.
MC Hammer and I are friends.
Oh.
Yeah, he tweeted me, you know.
Number three, name that movie by the song.
Here we go.
Come in, talimant, talini, banana.
I'm in.
Wow.
I love this scene in.
this movie.
You've seen this movie?
Is that foot,
eight foot, foot,
uh,
scary movie that has this in it.
Halloween movie?
Yeah, sure,
scary, whatever.
I mean, how scary is the Adams family?
Yeah, that's true.
I'm just trying to think of,
I got it.
Lunchbox.
I know what you did last summer.
Amy.
Beetle juice.
Beetle juice, man.
When they're dancing, it is,
it's so fun.
Yeah, Michael Keaton was Beatle,
juice. Amy with the point. Name the scary movie here. Go ahead. What movie's that?
There's so many that are in my head right now. Right. I'm in.
Amy?
Poulter guys? Nightmare on Elm Street.
Never sleep again. Freddie Kruger.
Okay. sounded like that little blonde girl singing. All right, one more. What's the score?
Amy's up by one. Three to two. Okay, here we go. Last one. Number five. Get it.
I'm in for the win.
Much box, to tie.
Jason.
Amy.
Nightmare on Elm Street.
Wait, you're both wrong.
It's psycho.
Oh.
Oh.
But Amy is the winner.
There she goes.
There she goes.
That song for her.
There she goes.
That's hard.
Was it?
Well, yeah.
I have all the answers written in front of me, so I don't know how hard it was.
You know?
It's tough to say how hard it was when you have all the answers.
But Amy, congratulations on your victory.
Thank you.
Halloween one week away.
Bobby boom, come on.
What do you have over there, lunchbox?
A 27-year-old from Iowa makes $500,000 a year playing Fortnite.
Wow.
Wow.
What's his name?
Is that the ninja guy or does Ninja make more than that?
I don't know who Ninja is.
I don't know what you're talking about, but his name is Nick Overton.
He says he gets up at 9 a.m. every morning, goes over the business plan for the day,
like he's going to make a YouTube video about Fortnite, puts it up, and then from 5 to 10 p.m., he's streaming.
playing Fortnite so people can learn how to play.
And he doesn't even consider himself elite.
$500,000 for playing a video game every day.
This ninja guy who I'm talking about,
I saw him on the cover of ESP in the magazine.
And his name is Tyler Blevins, Ninja.
He's worth $6 million from playing Fortnite.
Dang.
They're going to make more than athletes,
and they're going to have a longer lifespan
in the next 10 years.
Well, I mean, maybe some carpal tunnel.
Yeah, but better than concussions and bad knee.
But this dude says he never goes out with his friends.
Like, never.
Like, he didn't go do things with his friends.
So what's the point if you're never going to hang out with your friends of playing Fortnite all day?
Well, listen, I can't say that I hang out with my friends a lot.
I work all the time.
Yeah, Bobby, it sounds like Bobby.
Well, listen, good for him.
I think we're all just trying to find our way to make our place in the world.
That's a lot of money, though.
Playing a video game.
Yeah, half a million bucks.
The ninja guy, like, he's the biggest game.
right. Would you say that's true? Mike DeSanya. And he has a cool name like Ninja.
There'll eventually be like TV shows with rankings for these video game players.
Yeah. People will be watching like instead of Friday or whatever football, Sunday night, Monday night football, it's going to be like.
Monday night, Fortnite. Yeah. And it'll be, you know, when they have the big tournament, they'll do like the college football rankings.
They'll have, let's announce the top 25 game players and they'll have a tournament. That's what's happening.
So Eddie has a list over there
This is still your top three list of who you think I'm dating
Is that right?
Yes, this is my top and it's shifted a little bit
Oh, it has
I've seen stuff
I've seen stuff in recent social media activity
That's made me move names around
Okay
By the way, let me say this before we get
Now I'm nervous because I don't know where this segment's going
Not that I do all the time anyway
But I've been dating
I don't even know if dating's the word
Amy says it's the word right
Well, yeah, because you've been going out on dates, and how many has it been now?
We never said that to begin with, so sassy pants.
Oh, I thought we had said at least a handful on air.
We have it.
Well, listen, my schedule's been rough, I'll be honest with you.
But, yeah, it's been enough.
And Amy now considers it dating.
Yes.
There's nothing exclusive to it, by the way.
We haven't had that conversation.
Do you think we should?
I think, yeah.
You do?
Well, I mean, just for me, like, I'm curious to see if she's dating anybody else.
Like, I legit want to know if she got asked out by another guy, would she be like, yeah, no problem, I can go?
Or would she be like, hey, Bobby, I'm going to go out with this other guy.
Is that cool?
Ooh, that would be a tough one.
Because I have no idea what she would say.
Eddie, your top three.
Eddie's the only one in the studio who doesn't know who I'm dating.
He calls himself the voice of the people because I haven't talked about it publicly.
Go ahead.
Number three, Eddie, on my list.
This is three.
This is a wild card.
I'm not very sure on this one.
I'm just throwing this out because you were in love with this girl when you were a kid because she was on TV.
She's in Los Angeles.
You're in Los Angeles and she's been on the news lately.
You are dating Alyssa Milano.
Wow.
Whoa.
Wow.
Come on.
Am I close?
Wow.
Okay, number two, Eddie.
He's not going to tell me.
All right.
Number two, real.
I mean, come on, this is getting really obvious on TV.
You're on Dancing with the Stars.
You flirt with this judge.
She has said out loud, I love you, Bobby, on national television.
You're dating Kariana Naba.
Wow, solid guests.
Wow.
Your ranking is really fantastic this week.
So I'm close, so I'm close.
No, no, I'm not saying that.
For entertainment purposes only, it's really fantastic.
Oh, okay.
Number one.
Okay, and number one, I didn't believe this in the very beginning.
I was very doubtful on this rumor.
But now I saw it.
You guys almost kissed three times while you were dancing.
It's no doubt.
You're dating Sharna.
No doubt.
You think in your mind that no doubt I'm dating my dancing partner.
No doubt.
I mean, come on guys.
You guys, you guys are rubbing noses.
You're about to kiss three times on national television.
You're dating your partner.
You don't have any time to date anyone else, Bones.
This is it.
Okay.
Am I right?
I'm not telling you if you're right.
Like, I'm just going to break and go, yeah, Eddie, you're right.
And then go, oh, oh, sorry, I mean to say that.
Okay, well, that's your current list this week.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, thank you, Eddie.
So, I mean, give me a two out of three.
Like, give me something.
Like, one is really strong, two are crazy.
Like, give me something.
No.
No.
I'm not going to.
I just, I would have told you who I was dating before anyone else on the show and you chose not to hear it.
Do you really want to know now?
Yes, of course.
I'm the only one that doesn't know.
That's too bad.
That's too bad.
Lunchbox, should I tell them or no?
No, absolutely not.
All right.
Then there you have it.
I shall play Dylan Scott My Girl here on the Bobby Bone Show.
and the reason I don't share is because
that's not there yet.
If it ever gets there, everyone will be the first to know on the show.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Danny Trevathan is a linebacker for the Chicago Bears,
his grandmother, he's been in the NFL for seven years.
She's never been to his game.
She's been battling cancer.
Team wanted to do something special for him.
So Saturday, this past Saturday before the game,
coach calls a special meeting
and out walks his grandmother to the field.
And then the next day,
she's in the stands. They arranged it all, flew her in, and Danny had no idea. Yeah, that's good.
That's cool. That's a good one. That's one that'll make your little hair stand up on your arm.
That's Tell Me Something Good. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go. Translidding a crop.
Hey, tell me about the Amazon door lock, Amy.
Okay, well, it's like a keypad for your front door that Amazon makes and you put it on there,
and then anytime you get a package from Amazon
and they're delivering it,
they have the code to get inside your house
and drop the box off.
So that way they don't have to leave it on your porch
because you know all the porch snatchers out there,
packages disappearing mysteriously.
Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
So my friend got it and she uses it and she says it's amazing.
Like she comes home in her packages
or on her kitchen counter like ready to go and waiting for her.
On the counter, not just inside the door?
Well, I guess right when you walk in, like her place isn't that big.
I don't know.
She's got a counter right there.
And she said the boxes are just waiting for her and it's fabulous.
She doesn't have to stress out about anybody stealing her packages,
especially if she's been out of town.
And I'm like, what?
So some stranger has a code to get into your house from Amazon.
Yeah, probably wearing your panties too.
You should let her know.
Whomever that is, is probably looking at pictures,
finding out what she looks like, wearing her panties,
dropping the pick drop, and then leaving.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
It's the way of the future, y'all.
And obviously, we've heard that,
Amazon was doing this, I just have yet to meet somebody that's actually done it. And my friend,
she's all in. She loves it. Well, it's weird to give someone the code to your house,
especially Amazon, because they don't, these people don't work for Amazon. A lot of times they're
just people that are working. Like a contract delivery person? Yeah, like a contract job. Yeah.
I get it and I'll probably do it too. But that's a weird, speaking of that, so I was on like
apps, because I order some stuff off Amazon on my phone. But I was out, ooh,
Ubering yesterday.
And I hit an Uber and I was getting a ride to the radio station.
And it said on the bottom, it said the name of the person.
Big his name was Hector.
And it's known for great conversation.
Oh.
And I'm like, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm about to get some quality conversation on my ride from my place to the radio station.
So I get in the car, my ears are ready.
I kind of have some witty stuff I'm ready to say.
It feels like a date almost.
And I get in and it's like about to have a heck of a conversation in my Uber.
We get in and we drive.
Hector never says one word to me.
Well, did you try to initiate?
He's the one known for great conversation.
I got no great conversation.
Maybe you didn't look conversational.
I was a little disappointed about that because I wanted a good story about how great the conversation was with Hector and I.
And then he just left you hanging.
It was his tagline.
I know.
Poor Hector.
Taking the scenic route is associated with better mental health.
Why?
So he found that people who took a more scenic route to and from their places, especially work,
were happier. Researchers found the people whose commutes took them through areas where trees,
parks, and other natural settings were likely to have better mental health. Oh, that makes
sense to me. Why? Well, because I feel like, you know, when you're with nature, you feel better.
People say that all the time to be one with the trees. Who says that all the time? Who are these people
you're with says be one with the trees? I don't know. I can see how it is better for you, less stressful
than just sitting in a bumped traffic looking at buildings. I get so.
car sick and I got places to be. I got time
to be driving through the park. Oh, okay. You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's like taking the scenic route is stopping to smell the roses.
Like a metaphor for life? Yeah.
The Bobby Bone Show. So Chris Hemsworth, the actor, picked up a hitchhiker, drove him all across
town. Hitchhacker didn't even realize it was Chris Hemsworth. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, Chris
Hemsworth unexpectedly gave a hitchhiker a ride on Monday. This musician
admitted he did not recognize the Hollywood actor at first.
The backpacker said he just assumed that it's Thor, which is a normal dude.
And on Monday, he was like, hey, man, get in.
So that's pretty cool, huh?
I mean, yeah, what are the odds?
Question.
Yeah.
Mr. Hemsworth, you're worth a lot of money.
What are you doing picking up a hitchhiker?
Maybe just because you make more money, it doesn't make you less human.
Yeah, but, like, you.
hitchhikers are scary nowadays, right?
Like, people are scared.
No one picks up people on the side of the road with their thumb out because they're scared.
So, Mr. Hemsworth, you have a lot of money.
Send them a taxi and pay for it.
Or, I don't know.
I just think it's crazy to pick up someone on the side of the road when you're that famous.
Yeah, Bobby, would you pick up a hitchhiker?
I mean, famous or not.
Like, would you?
Not a specific hitchhiker.
If someone was broken down on the side of the road and needed a ride, absolutely.
I pick them up, get in the car.
What do you need?
Where do you need to go?
but I don't think there are many of that many people
would stand with their thumbs out.
I see people here.
I do.
I don't.
And so no, I would not pick that person up.
But I would pick up someone who needed help.
Okay.
So yes, I would do that.
Huh.
What's up?
I just think it's, I mean, it's noble of you to do that.
And I think it's great.
Noble?
Yeah, like, I would, I don't know if I'd pull over.
I would just call someone and be like,
hey, there's someone stranded on the side of the road.
Can you help them out?
I mean, it really is.
crazy how hitching, I mean, lunchbox was saying nowadays, but really hitchhiking was, my uncle
was in the Navy and lived on the East Coast, but family was back in Texas. And how he got back
and forth was hitchhiking. My parents hitchhiked all the time. Yeah. Okay, guys, you're talking
about like before we were born. I know, but it's crazy. There were a lot of things
happening before we were born. Yes, times have changed. That's why. Yes. Yes. Yes. I know.
Times have changed. It's just weird to think that that's legit. Like, that was how it happened before,
or, you know, there was no Uber.
They used to ride horses too, Amy.
Can you believe that?
It's so crazy.
Times have changed.
Yeah, times have changed.
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Amy has an eight-year-old son.
What does he want to be when he grows up? Do you know?
Well, he's always said a policeman or something like that.
And the other day, he finally said a pilot.
And I thought my husband was going to lose his mind.
Because my husband's a pilot.
And it would be his dream for my daughter or my son to become a pilot or both of them.
That would be probably preferred.
So what did your son say?
So we were on a plane.
And then something came up about, oh, he was asking,
about the fuel on the plane. And he was like, do we have enough gas? It's like his thing everywhere,
even when we're in a car. Mom, do we have enough gas? Do we need to get gas? It's like he's scared
we're going to run out. So then he was asking about the airplane and gas. And then we were
talking about how planes can actually be refueled in the sky. And he couldn't believe it. And that,
you know, my husband, his dad, has refueled, you know, 30,000 feet or however high up they
are with the fuel tanker. And you know, you're just kind of idling in the sky, filling up with gas.
And he was fascinated by it. So then we showed him videos because he didn't believe it could actually
happen. And then once he saw that that was the case, he was like, I want to be a pilot. I can do
this. I mean, when I see those videos, are those planes refilling other planes in the air?
I want to be a pilot. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's really cool. So your husband, though,
as a pilot, that's pretty cool, right?
Refueling in the sky? No. Having your son go, I want to do a
my dad does. Oh yeah. I mean, both of those things. But yes, I mean, because I think, I don't know if it's
all pilots or what the deal is or just because my husband knew at five years old. I want to be,
I want to go to the Air Force Academy. I want to be in the Air Force. I want to be a pilot. And honestly,
he thought he would be in the Air Force through retirement, but he just ended up getting out early.
And, you know, so this has always been a thing for him. Like he loves airplanes and loves flying since he
was five years old. So yeah. And his dad was a pilot. So he kind of wants to keep it in the family,
you know? What did you want to be when you grew up? I don't think I really knew. I think I always,
my standard answer when I was a kid was a veterinarian, but my uncle was a vet. And then I wanted to
go to Texas A&M like my uncle did, which I did end up going there, but definitely not a vet.
So you really didn't know? I really didn't know. I think I gave that answer because I loved
animals. But even when I was in college, I didn't know. Lunchbox, what about you? What did you
want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be in the
army because I loved camouflage
and then I
moved on to being an ambulance driver
and then I knew you had to deal with dead people
and then I was like, okay, I'm going to be on the real world
on MTV. So I had three career paths
they all changed, none of them happened.
Dreams don't come true unless
what about you, Bobby?
Well, my dream came true, not to
disagree with it, but I wanted to
do this and I wanted to be a
comedian and I wanted to be on TV.
that was since five years old
that's what I wanted to do
so I've never not known
what I wanted to do
yeah I've always been jealous
that you and my husband have been
y'all are the same in that
even though yours was radio and his was flying
like y'all you all knew as kids
and you made it happen
like there's not many people
at least that I know of
I know thanks a lot MTV
yeah
oh you you they're fault
yeah they crushed my dreams
I knew from a little kid
that I wanted to be on the real world
and they never picked me.
I thought you wanted to be camouflage.
Well, I did want to be in the Army because of camouflage,
but then I discovered the real world and I was like,
oh, that's better than the Army.
Oh, I would disagree with that one.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Amy, you guys got your new dog, huh?
We did finally home with us and doing so great.
I mean, it's crazy having a dog again
because we haven't had one since, like, I don't know, February.
And the kids are doing so good with her.
And at first I was like, oh, what have I done?
You know, you have like a minor panic attack, especially when she's like not really potty trained and I thought she was.
But we're doing good.
We're doing good.
So your two kids, have they ever had a dog, even at the orphanage?
No.
I mean, at the orphanage, there was dogs, but they were there to kind of just bark and keep people away and also eat trash.
Like you did not touch them at all because you just don't even know what they had going on with their bodies.
It's kind of sad.
So do they feel like dogs are gross?
Well, no, because the first few months that they were here, we had our dog Josie, who I had for 11 years, but then she got cancer.
So they had Josie for a couple months, and they remember.
In fact, they kept asking for her back.
And I'm like, well, that can't happen.
Oh, wow.
They were asking for your dog that died back.
Yeah.
They didn't understand, like, where she went.
And then it was like, okay, you know, doggy heaven.
So.
Is that what you told them?
Yes.
Just to put it simply.
but they'd never lost a pet before.
I mean, it was very, their first few months in America.
And then Josie's like sick.
And then we're just getting her used to them and them used to her.
And then she just got her cancer escalated and it happened so fast.
And then, yeah, so this is something we've been working towards for several months now and found a rescue dog that was perfect for us.
And I think I'm, I'm obsessed.
Number one, she doesn't shed, which Josie shed like crazy.
But this new dog, her hair, I like can run my fingers to it.
Nothing comes out.
So my vacuuming is going way down and it's going to be awesome.
Like my head.
Yeah.
And then for two, like she's just like so cute and precious.
And I love seeing them want to take responsibility and be like, is it time to feed her?
Should we take her on a walk?
I think it's going to be really, really good for them.
That was my question.
Do they have chores with the new dog?
Heck yeah.
Everybody's in charge.
Everybody's responsible for the dog.
But mostly we try to, you know, pawn it off on them.
but to teach them responsibility, not so that we can get out of it.
But I think it's going to be really, really good for them.
And what's the dog's name?
Kara.
Oh, is that why everyone thinks you named after my ex-girlfriend Kara?
Yes, because it's spelled Kara, but you say it Kara.
The kids named her, apparently that's Supergirl's name.
Like, you know?
They love their superheroes, huh?
Oh, yeah.
So Superman, you know how he's Clark Kent?
Uh-huh.
Well, Supergirl is Kara something or another.
And they came up with it all by themselves.
Like, when we were thinking of names, they were like,
What about Kara?
I mean, and even I had to Google it and be like, what?
But they know.
And I was like, well, this is your dog, so go for it.
Wow.
Yeah.
And it's so cute.
And their little Haitian accents, they're like, Kara, Cara.
The dog's like, Kara.
The dog doesn't know his name yet at all.
It's a girl?
It's a guy.
Oh, sorry.
It's a girl.
She doesn't know her name yet at all.
So we just kind of yell it and it just looks at us like we're dumb.
But I do have a dog whisperer coming.
So we'll see.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, the doggy llama.
Stop it.
When is that happening?
Because I need to update on that as soon as it happens.
When's the doggy llama coming?
On Friday.
Okay.
And the doggy llama says that after two hours in our home, we will never have to see him again.
Because he's going to take your money and run away and hide.
No.
Yeah.
That's why.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So I know Lungebox is obsessed with the American Expressive Black.
card and so I thought it was funny when I read this headline on how the black card began.
So Jerry Seinfeld, he was the reason that American Express created it.
He was the spokesman in the late 90s and he asked for his own very special card.
And they made it for him, gave him the first black card.
So the black card means what? It's unlimited?
Yeah, I mean, I think you pay to be or you have to, I don't know.
Clearly, I don't have a black card, but you pay, you have to.
certain amount to be a black card holder.
Listen to this.
Listen to this, Amy.
They just handed this to me.
After paying a $7,500 initiation fee,
okay.
The card comes with a $2,500 annual fee per card.
And then in order to maintain your membership,
you're expected to maintain that high level of $250,000 of spending a year.
Yeah.
And you have to pay it off.
The average household income of the card is $1.3 million.
Wow.
Dang, I need to get there.
But I don't even know what you get.
Oh, you get a black card.
Who cares?
You get the respect.
It allows you access to pretty much any airport lounge.
Oh, yeah.
Who cares?
But some places you go, like the sign says, don't take Amex.
It says, why get the black card?
I'm reading this as we're going here.
If you crave the absolute best perks possible and the attention.
Ding, ding, ding.
Yeah.
Whatever. I have a Southwest card.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You do.
And I was pretty thrilled to get a Southwest Airlines card because I get points.
And I know Dave Ramsey says, don't worry about points.
But I'm going to buy stuff anyway, and I get the free points.
And I use them.
So that's interesting about the black card.
Who knows?
I've seen two people I know with black cards.
Who?
One.
I want to throw them under the bus, but they're both really rich.
Well, obviously.
They want the recognition.
Come on.
One athlete, one musician.
We'll say that.
That's all I can say.
All right, what else, Amy?
Okay, well, speaking of money, this is a feel-good story.
There's this guy named Albert Lexi, and he shined shoes at the Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh for over 30 years.
Sadly, he passed away last week at 76, lived a good life.
But he's in the news because he always donated his tips to pay for medical care for underprivileged kids at the hospital.
And in the end, he donated over $200,000.
Wow.
Shining shoes.
That's pretty cool.
Isn't that so special?
And that's just like building up, too.
Yes, I mean, over the years.
Yes, that's someone who, like we sometimes are stories, and I've said off the air,
just so people can know what happens behind the scenes,
I said off the air that I don't really like the stories where someone donates $5 million
and it ends up being a telling me something good.
Because I feel like we can't hear that, and it's not attainable for us to kind of inspire us,
because we go, well, I don't have $5 million, but a story like this is something that you can hear
and go, wow, this guy just was grinding it and slowly but surely made that.
That's good.
Over 30 years just donated.
his tips and it added up to make a huge
difference. So it's really special. So
Adidas has developed Beavis and Butthead
sneakers. I never
watched Beavis and Butthead, but I know y'all did.
So I guess people are excited about it.
They're coming out November 3rd,
just in time for holiday shopping.
If you're into it, there's going to be images
of Beavis and Butthead along with their favorite
gas station snacks. Nachos,
burgers, fries, slurpees, and large
fountain sodas. That's funny.
I like Beavis and Butthead when I was in college.
I have Pizza Hut.
that you can push the button and order pizza, but I've never used them.
I've been scared to use it.
Oh, you need to do that.
I just have them.
If I win Dancing with the Stars, we'll order pizza with them.
Yeah.
By the way, how do we feel?
Do we think I can win as of today?
We had a couple days since the last episode.
You can go up or down on this.
Amy, can I still win the show?
Yes or no.
Yes, I've said it every week.
You can win.
But do you think in your head or your heart?
Because that's different.
Both.
Okay.
Both, Bobby.
But really?
I'm telling you, it's in my heart.
and it's in my head.
You can do this.
Eddie.
Right now the judges have to turn their bad attitudes around against you or whatever it is.
So if it today, you can't win it today with the judges like that.
You've got to change their minds.
Judges are half of it.
The people are half of it.
Like 50-50.
I think that I'm getting a good amount of votes because I think I kind of represent normal people.
I'm working a full-time job.
I'm dancing and not well all the time.
But Eddie, what do you think I am in the rankings?
Overall, as the show ends.
I think right now you're still at three.
Okay.
And Lunchbox, can I win the show?
No.
Sweet.
Dead serious.
I mean, sorry.
Can I make the finale, though, of the top three?
No.
What?
He's for sure going to make top three.
He gets the lowest score every week.
I don't get the lowest score every week.
Next to low.
Sorry.
And that's not true either.
Only one week have I been second to last.
I'm sorry, but listen, guys, don't take offense to the truth.
Like, I know the truth hurts, but that's what happens.
No, it doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt.
I hope that I can make the finale.
And I think together as a team,
I think I have an outside shot to win it,
an outside shot to win it if we all stick together.
Yeah.
I could name five people right now that you're better than,
and you can just knock them out.
I don't think it's better than being as a dancer.
But this isn't a dance competition.
It's a TV show.
It's a voting competition.
And the dancing is part of it.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, and can I ask you a question?
Go ahead.
That Instagram girl, is she as hot in person as she looks on TV?
She's pretty.
What is she again?
You know, she's like 23.
Oh, she's crazy about that.
Smoking hot.
Is that she, like, broke up with her boyfriend.
The next day she was on TV talking about how much that she may have feelings for her dancing partner.
Like the next day.
Whoa.
I know.
I'm not even sure exactly how that all shook.
And I like her.
She's nice.
Yeah.
She's quiet.
Dancing with the Stars gossip right now.
So, so you're saying.
and she broke up with her boyfriend.
Okay, this is, I don't know what really happened.
But all I know is she had a boyfriend.
Next thing you know, she comes in and she doesn't have a boyfriend.
And the next thing I know, there's a package on TV going,
I'm not saying, no comment about feelings for my dance partner.
And I was like, well, that escalated quickly.
So, yeah, but she's really nice.
And yeah, she's pretty.
Okay.
I just look at her Instagram sometimes.
I'm like, all right.
Wait.
Ugh.
Gosh, you're so.
Creepy.
No, no, not a creepy way.
I just want to see if people are voting for her.
Not in a creepy way, but you go.
Not in a creepy way.
It's creepy.
Okay.
Amy, is that it?
Yes, I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
Bobby bones.
Well, well, well.
Amy, what's going on with you today?
Same all, same all.
Probably, I guess I need to get on the whole costume thing for my kids.
So work on that.
Do tutoring.
That's it.
Yeah.
How's the tutoring going?
It's going great.
I really feel like they're into it now.
They were dreading it for a little bit.
And now they're like, this is amazing.
And then I told you that the tutor's husband is Haitian.
She's white, but he's, or American, I should say that.
She's like this blonde American, and then he is from Haiti.
And it's just so perfect because she tutors them, and then he kind of comes over.
I think he's going to come over this week and cook some Haitian food.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, which will be super special.
I'm glad they're enjoying the tutoring, like the learning.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Lunchbox.
Up to you?
Oh, co-ed soccer playoffs tonight.
Winner go home.
That's it.
I mean, this is it.
Dude, you don't want to go home.
If you win, you stay forever on the field?
Well, no, you just advance to the next round.
I mean, that's what I really mean.
So when you say win or go home, it's either your season's over
or you continue on in the playoffs.
Oh, big game, big game.
What about you?
Let me guess.
Bobby.
Thank you for asking.
Yes.
Well, a couple things, actually.
I'm leaving here and going to dance practice.
So we get out of here at 10 Central.
I will dance until 5.30, so 7.5.30.
so seven and a half hours
and then I'm going to watch John Mayer tonight.
Whoa!
He's playing at the IHeart Theater
and so
I'm gonna go
I'm a massive John Mayor fans
so I'm gonna go to that.
Who are you taking with you?
What's up?
Who are you going?
My cell's bad.
I'm going through the hills.
That's why I say all the time
on the phone here.
I'm like what?
Sorry, I can't hear you
my phone cut out.
What?
Going through the hills.
Is that what they say in California?
Yeah, yeah, everybody says it all the time.
Sorry, going through the hills.
I'm cutting out.
I didn't remember happen to me
because I don't even know what that means.
But I was like, what, going through the hills, huh?
You're sorry.
Go to, yeah.
I don't know, maybe if you watch my answer story,
you may see a little sneak peek of something tonight.
Oh, great.
We'll probably see, like, her pinky finger.
Okay, but match it with the other pinky fingers.
Or it would be a picture of Mike D.
It's not.
I don't think it is.
Oh.
But Mr. Bobby Bones on my Instagram.
All right, that's it.
Thank you.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Goodbye, everyone.
Have a good day.
Thank you for listening.
Bye-bye.
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