The Bobby Bones Show - Who Pays For The Engagement Ring? + One Second Song Game

Episode Date: January 2, 2019

Show members and listeners discuss engagement ring duties. Plus, the crew try and guess song titles after only hearing one second of the song. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's a Bobby Bones show. So Amy has an eight-year-old son named Stevenson. Is he pinched a girl at school? Yep. What happened? I, he, she wasn't being nice, so he pinched her. And the teacher called, it was like a whole thing. So, yeah, I mean, I just told him you cannot respond to people that way. I mean, boys or girls, like, you just need to, how would you feel if someone pinched you? So anyway, I made him write and I'm sorry note and take it to school. And I think he understands, like, that we don't do that.

that's not how we behave and we don't want to hurt people. And if someone is not being nice to you, then you need to go tell the teacher, you don't pinch them. If you're new to the show, Amy has an 8-year-old, but he moved here about a year ago from Haiti. Is the pinching thing something they did at the orphanage or no? I don't know.

I think he's just being a kid. But sometimes he doesn't know how to respond or process things. And sometimes it's like a quick reaction. So if he felt like he was being, you know, mistreated in a way, that was his response. But he needs to learn. And like, normally I think we would probably, I mean, that's like a spankable thing. Like, you just don't do that. But this has never come up before.

So I'm like, okay, you need to know that we don't pinch people. You don't just pinch people just because. What the notes say? I said, I'm sorry for pinching you. Right to the point. You got to love that. You got to love people to get right down to the brass tax, you know? Yeah.

And he had a handwrite at. himself and deliver it to the girl at school and the teacher and yeah I mean just Does he struggle with being so small? Because he's smaller than kids his age.

Yeah, I don't know. I think he does yet, but it's going to be a thing maybe I'm hoping he's going to grow. Do you know what his real dad look like? No, I only know what his mom look like. I mean, if he doesn't

grow, it's fine. I guess I'm not saying I'm hoping he's going to grow, but he does want to grow, and we tell him every day he's growing so much so that, you know, I've told you sometimes when he wakes up, he's like, can we go see if I've grown? And then Amy misleads him. No, we go down to the metering

stick. I do not. You lie? No. It's okay to lie. You have to. No, he has grown. We're always growing. Everybody's growing. Oh, come on. We're always growing. We are. You can't go backwards, so. You can when you get older, but yes. Yes. Yes. Listen, you do what you got to do to keep the kids sane, you know? Exactly.

Thank you. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. You know, we're just, the whole parenting thing is new to me. I'm like, ooh, gosh. So yeah, now if he pinches again, spanking, straight up. And he knows it. Bobby Bones, y'all. All right, Morgan number two, what do you have?

So Natty Light may not be like the best beer in the world, but they just up the beer game by making a 77 pack of beer. How do you even carry that? Walk me through this because I've never had beer. I never tasted beer. But Natty Light, that's natural light, right? Yeah. And you want to know where that's on the totem pole?

You mean in like the quality? Yeah. Okay, where is it? The bottom. Okay, is it the cheapest? It is the cheapest beer you can buy. And that's why they're able to do a 77 pack because it probably costs the rate.

regular amount is a 24 pack of nice beer. Morgan number two, do you know how much a 7-7 pack is? Yes, $30. Wow. What? That is telling you how cheap that beer is. Wow. Do you drink Natty Light lunchbox?

Oh, in college all the time. College in high school. Yeah. What about now? No, no, no. I mean, I don't know anybody that drinks Natty Light now. You don't go to the bar and be like, hey, can I get a Natty Light? No, because you're older and you want to drink.

you can afford something better. What's your favorite beer lunchbox? Oh, Bud Light, Korslight, Shinerbach, any of them, you name it, I'll drink it. Except Nattie Light. I mean, I'll drink it if you give it to me, but that is not anybody's preference. The only reason you prefer that beer is because you're in college and it's cheap. What about Mad Dog? People use drink Mad Dog.

I don't think they make Mad Dogg anymore. Oh, they don't? No. Is that Mad Dog 2020? Oh, gosh. No, that's too... Mattie, you're right, Amy. That's what it is.

Everyone, when you said that, all the guys looked up in the room and they went, no, no, no, no. I don't even know what that is. But because I don't drink, again, I don't drink. This is all different language to me. But lunchbox, your power rankings of beer that normal people drink.

Number one is... Probably Miller Light. Cors Light. Cors Light. And number three? Ah. Natty Light. Okay.

Oh, stop it. What? You're crazy. There you have it. Morgan number two, thank you, and that's what 25-year-olds care about. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones. Hey, sometimes people call into the show and they ask us to do segments.

And our phone screener, Hillary, is in the studio with us right now. Good morning, Hillary. Good morning. So let's just reenact this. So answer the phone like you would. Hi, Bobby Bones Show. Hey, I'd like for the show to play a game. Is that what they say?

Yeah. I'm like, what do you want to hear? I'll pass along to Bobby. And what game have they been requesting lately? The one second of a second of a game. of a song game. Oh, what happens is we play one second of an intro, and that's it. And we have to guess the song.

So here's the switch up today. I never play games. Hillary's going to host this game. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm going to play. Wow, you're going to be good. So, well, I don't know.

I haven't played a game against you guys in a long time. Oh, I'm ready to take you down. So we'll do five. We'll do five of them or three of them. Mike D. What are we looking at it? Five, three, anybody? Okay.

Okay, we'll do five of them. One second of them. the intro of a song, we have to guess the song. Yes. Right. Okay, here we go. Song number one, three, two, one. Okay.

Oh. Oh. Got it. Oh, I'm going to sing it. Why did you do that? You just gave it to me, dude. Blading it. Be quiet, dude.

My son says dude all the time. Yeah, me too. Okay. Yeah, because I'm going to sing it out loud. Well, don't do that. All right, I'm in. Amen. I'm for the win.

Lunchbox, what do you have? Justin Beamer, Mama, don't like you. Oh, that was wrong. Like, all of it. That's not even the title of the song, but I do like your passion. I mean, is that right? I'm assuming.

No, that's definitely wrong. I have kissed somebody. Yes, that's right. I'm Morgan Evans. Yeah, Amy? Kiss somebody. There is. All right, good.

We both have our one point. That's close. Yeah. I'm gonna go with your mom eats Brussels sprouts by Justice Beaver. That's really nothing else. I don't like you? No, it's cool.

called Love Yourself? Wouldn't that be right, guys? Yeah, and it's Justin Bieber. Yeah. Okay, here we go. One second of song and action. Hmm. You need me new, go.

Don't sing it, bones. You're going to give it to them. This bitch makes good. I don't know if you have that. I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it.

You may hear it again? Yeah, no, wait. We play twice. Play it again, yeah. For sure. Yeah, I got it. that crap. Put that in your pipe. I'm in for the win. All right.

Lunchbox. Brantley Gilbert. Over me. Is that right, Hillary? I don't think that's a song, but no. No. That's all right. Brantley Bieber. Your mom don't like him. Amy. Drown the whiskey? I'm sorry. I've drowns the whiskey.

Oh, shoot. You're right. Drowns the whiskey. Oh. Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory. But he says... Yeah, but it's... The title of the song is drowns the whiskey, right?

Yes. Okay. Are we ready for number three? I'm ready. The first second of a song. And action? Oh, come on. I mean, we got to make it hard or no?

What are we going to do? We're just going to throw us. Can you play it again? Stop talking. You're so annoying. All right, here we go. We think about doing like advanced level. Hey, can you?

We're just going to stay beginner. This is why I don't play games. Okay. You are talking over my thinking. Oh. Oh, boo-bo. I don't even remember in the clip. I don't either.

Is your thinking muscle hurt? All I hear is, are we going to play it fast or not? Can you play it again? Did you think you muscle hurt? Did you think you muscles framed? Yeah, here you go. I'll play it ten times.

There you go. Come on. I'm in for the one. Whiskey. Stop. That's rude. That's weird. Lunchbox?

It's not whiskey. It's tequila. I should have play games. I get in this really competitive evil spot. Yeah, you're super annoying. I know. Mercy? No.

I don't even remember the clip. Well, it goes like this. Sunrise. Yeah, it's sunrise, sunburn, sunset. That's right. Yeah. Sunburn, sunset, repeat. Well, we've got a couple more up here.

It's not even fair. I know. Eddie, quit kissing butt. Here we go. Number four. Here we go. Now, come on. Come on.

Come on. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Boy, I be rich. Whoa. I got that one. I knew it without him saying it. Go ahead. Lunchbox?

That's Marin Morris. Rich. You got it, buddy. What up? Amy? Get on. Rich. There you go.

Would you have got that, though? Yes. I would have got that, too. All right, good. One more. I'm just trying to go five for five at this point. That's great. I'm so am I.

Ready? Here we go. Oh, come on. Sh. Okay, sorry. Play it again. That's my kind of nice. What's up?

Bobby. It's so annoying. Really? Play it again. Catfish dinner. No, it's not catfish dinner. You can't even, I got it. Now you're playing another music bed underneath.

Well, I do this sometimes. What are you doing? Go ahead. Let me to say what it is. Lunchbox? Jake Owen. Your mama don't like Jake. Amy?

Life changes Yeah, that's it I'm trying to throw you off With that one I know I have life changes too But this is the reason Why I don't play games

though Because I'm really obnoxious Yeah, that was fun Do you want me to play more games To the future Or just host No, just host Because you're super annoying

Like Is it funny Is it annoying Because I'm winning though No no no Well You win with an arrogance Yeah

And I don't know And you don't Well I do But it's fun when I do it Oh Is that fun with me to say At least I'm waiting until the game's over. You in the middle of the question are being arrogant.

I don't even know what the question is anymore because I'm still concentrated on you being a... What? Jerk. All right. Thank you for letting me play. I won't play any more games. You guys can text and tell if you enjoy me playing or not. Listen, I probably shouldn't play game.

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APUS. dot edu slash military. The Bobby Bone Show. I would love if one of you guys actually did a citizen. arrest because both lunchbox and Amy talk about it all the time. It'd be amazing. Yeah, if you're a citizen, you just yell, Citizens' arrest, and you get to arrest someone.

What did you see yesterday at the store, Amy? Someone stole chicken from the grocery store, and they ran out of the store. And, of course, the employees, they have that, what's it called? They don't really risk management. They don't really chase after someone because it could be dangerous. So they just yell out, that guy's running with the chicken. He didn't pay for that chicken. but nobody's going after him

and I was standing right there I saw him fly right by me and I thought about it for a second like I could be the person that takes this guy down because it's a chicken and I want to be y'all citizens arrest but he had a getaway car

he got in a car and they drove off and he didn't even look like he needed to be stealing chicken like what do you mean well I don't know is that he looked like he could afford the chicken is what I'm saying oh like his clothes were nice

yeah like I was thinking and he had a getaway car and he was kind of a nice car Maybe he stole those clothes. Maybe he stole that car. Oh, good point. Dang, the whole thing. Like, I kind of felt like, you know, I was like, okay, then you take into account, well, if someone really needs the chicken, you feel bad for them, that they're in a position where they would have to take chicken.

But I really feel like I miss an opportunity to citizens arrest because I don't think this guy needs to take the chicken, but he sold the chicken. So as he's running out of the store, can you reenact what the people in the store were yelling? That guy didn't pay for the chicken. He's stealing the chicken. He didn't pay for the chicken. So I wonder what the... But nobody was like, stop that guy. They were just saying he didn't pay for the chicken.

And so I was like... What do the expect is going to happen? The guy goes, oh, you're right. I forgot me. Drop the chicken. Or maybe he'd be like, oh, shoot, I forgot to pay for the chicken. I was in such a hurry. But, and I just, I mean, I thought about it all night.

Like, I missed my operative. to be like, citizens arrest, put down the chicken. I, you know, I love that. I wish you would. I know. You know, I used to work a Hobby Lobby, and we were told if someone steal something, don't go after them, and I never thought I was going to. I am the biggest wimp.

And so, if someone was stealing something and running out, I was running the opposite direction in the store. I had no interest in trying to be a hero. Now, Lunchbox used to work at Sam's Club, right? Absolutely, and I've chased people before, even though I'm not supposed to. There were some people. they were stealing stuff. They would stick it in.

They would open the laundry detergent, stick it in the powder, and then they would steal it like that way. And they walked out, and I started chasing them across the parking lot across Burlington Coat Factory, past the Hooters up into the woods. And my buddy Joel got stunned by wasse.

Me and him were on the case, and we came back. And they yelled at us for 30 minutes. That is so irresponsible. The cops showed up and they're like, do you know how danger it is to chase shoplifters? You don't know what kind of mood they're in and what they're willing to do.

and we got reprimanded for chasing these shoplifters. But yes, I've chased them and you're not supposed to. But look, I can't let them just steal stuff. I feel bad. Hey, I chase down those kids that stole my kids' bikes. That's mama coming out. I know. That's your stuff.

The police officer told me that I should not have done that. And it was dangerous. And I was like, it's okay, Mr. Police officer. I like to take care of the neighborhood. Well, here's the thing. By the way, like, what do you yell at them as you're chasing them when you're working at Sam's Clubbock, what are you yelling? I'm just yelling.

So, you think you can just steal stuff from Sam? Is that how you think you can do? You think you can steal stuff? Just kind of being nice about it, but not, you know, they were and they came. Why do you leave us alone? We didn't steal it. I said, then why do you come back and let's talk it over? No, no, no, no.

But I didn't ever tackle them because I was just following them really until the cops arrived. I wouldn't, I could have tackled them, but I thought the cops would get there first, but the cops never showed up. Yeah, because they stole from laundry. Yeah. It really wasn't that big. Let me tell you, one time when I worked at Walmart, this dude stole a bunch of DVDs and CDs, put him in the waistman, came running out and lost prevention. Boom!

Tackled him right into a parked car. And all the CDs just fell out of the dude's waistman. That was an awesome one. So fun. Bobby Bones. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

I can tell you from experience that going to college just itself can be a struggle. but imagine you're studying tuition, social life, but you're also raising a kid. Thanks to a professor at Columbia College in South Carolina, one of her students could not find a babysitter. The mom had a big presentation, and she also couldn't afford to miss class. So she explained the child care situation to her teacher, and the teacher said, okay, bring the baby to class. She even offered to hold the six-month-old so everyone can focus on her work. And it wasn't the first time that this teacher's done this either. So she's always like, hey, if you have a baby, bring them.

Like, I'll take care of it. I'll hold it. We'll make sure you still can do what you need to do in order to further yourself in your education. Isn't that cool? Yep. That's cool. And the caption said,

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Story up the day. This story comes with us from Tacoma, Washington. Chuckie Cheese, where everybody goes to have fun. Kids are playing. Ski balls are so fun. This guy goes to play ski ball. Only probably he has a gun in his waistband.

Boom. Oh. Shoots himself. Two things are wrong there. One, and listen, I don't know what the rules are. Chuckie cheese and concealed. You know.

But rolling into a place with a bunch of kids with a gun. And I'm, listen, I have guns. I get it. But, man, I probably would check that gun. And did Chuckie Cheeses ever get, like, held up? Oh, I don't know. Sometimes parents fight with each other over like kids and tokens, I guess. And then two, you're going to do a physical activity with a gun in your waistband?

Like, that's not very smart. And then three, what was the safety not on? I guess not. Also not smart. Yeah, lots of not smart things there, which is probably why. It's a bonehead. Yeah, he is not facing charges. He shot himself in the leg because he did have a permit to carry the gun.

He should still charge him. He's an idiot. Can we have an idiot charge? Yeah, well. Somebody else didn't get shot. What up? I said, no one else was injured, though. All right. Well, good. Good. Glad he was injured. There's a charge. You have a bullet through your foot.

All right. Thank you, Lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show. Rachel and Idaho, good morning to you. Good morning. How are you today? Hey, I'm really good. Are you getting married? Yes. All right. Listen to this. Okay. We got a wedding. Okay. How long have you been with this fella? We're getting married on our six-year anniversary. We've been together since freshman year in high school.

Okay. Okay. I like that. I'm down with that. Is you a good guy or no? honest. He's a good guy. Okay. And your question is what? Um, what are your favorite father-daughter dance songs? Oh, I'm glad you asked, because I do have a list. We're talking the first time that your dad will dance with you. And for sure, he's going to cry, huh? He will. I probably won't. Yeah. But he hasn't picked our song yet. Okay, well, then I'd like to offer you a few suggestions. How about Sweet Pea by Amos Lee? Sweet Pea. Come on. of my eyes.

Don't know when and I don't know. You like this one, Amy? Yeah, I like it. It's cute. Here's the thing. You don't want the song to be super, super slow because it starts to feel romantic. You want it to be a little slow and just kind of middle. You know?

Yeah. Sweet pee, what's all right? So I would say that, sweet pee by Amis Lee. Also, I'd put in Leanne Womack. I hope you dance. I hope you dance. It gets a little slow, but there's a great message to this. One door opens, a window closes.

No, one door closes the window opens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. What do you think about those two so far? I really like the second one. Okay, okay. Anything on your mind right now with this?

I really like the Stevie Wonder song. Which one? Like, the baby cries in it. I cannot remember the name ever. Hmm. I just called. I just called to say, I love you. That can't be it for father-daughter.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't she lovely? Isn't she lovely? Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Or because you are his daughter, let me suggest, sweet child of mine from Guns and Roses. Oh, my child of mine.

Good one, both. That's the best one right now. And he's looking down at you. Sweet love of mine. It's funny and it's not as awkward and everybody has to stare at you. You're kind of having a good time and it's not a sad moment. And he's like, do you want to get married?

That's a different song, I think. It doesn't matter to Gunn' Roses, man. Come on. What do you think about a sweet child of mine, huh, Rachel? I love that. Yeah. And then you can do James Taylor. You know?

I do. If your instinct is already to go with Stevie Wonder, like that's a good one. I actually found like an alternate version that's about a son talking about his mom. And I pick that for my fiancee to dance with his mom. Oh, so you can't use. that one. No. I'm not big on alternate versions though. Alternate

version of Stevie Wonder, what are you doing? I'm not big on alternate versions of classics either. But is Stevie singing it? No, he's not. Not to rain on your wedding, but that's a terrible idea. Yeah, you should take the Stevie version for yourself. I agree. So here's what we're going to do

as a group. Oh, boy. You should take, isn't she lovely, and you and your dad dance to it, and then let your fiancee and his mom dance too sweet child about it. Yeah, but I'm not big on the alternate version. What do you think about that theory, Rachel? The alternate versions aren't cool.

I mean, it kind of depends for me because I'm really, I don't know, like if you can hear a really old, oh, here's what, Africa, by Toto, Quiet Drive does a cool rock version and I love stuff like that, actually. Okay, well, listen, my advice would be

go with the first instinct you have because you ever hear the analogy about trying on wedding dresses? You're going to try in 100 wedding dresses. They're all going to look good. And eventually you can be like, oh my God, they all look good. Which one do I pick? And they're all great choices. And so just pick the one that you first go.

I love it and go with it. So there are some options for you if you do change your mind. Again, I lean a little toward Guns and Rose, a sweet child of mine. But I do love. Isn't she lovely? I do. That's a good one. I know he's going to dance to it.

And then for you, maybe I hope you dance. Yeah, that's a good one. All right. Well, hey, thank you for the call. Congratulations. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be. supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well,

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University. That's AMU. That's AMU. APUS. Dot E-D-U-S-Military. Bobby Bones, y'all. Lunchbox, what do you have over there? I saw some girl post a big old thing online talking about, oh, my boyfriend and I, we've been together,

and we're talking about getting engaged, and we went and looked at engagement rings, and I offered to pay for half of it, and he was totally offended by this. Would you be offended if your wife said, let me pay for some of that ring? Yeah. She would say, because basically what she's saying is,

I don't think you make enough to afford my style, and I don't know if you can support me. But the man's role is to be able to support the woman like, hey, I got you, girl. Do you feel like you support your wife in that, hey, I got you, girl? Yes, because we have separate bank accounts, but I pay for the meals most of the time. Like, we go out to dinner every once in a while she'll pay, but most of the time I pay because, you know why? I bring home the bacon. Would you have a problem if she made more money than you? Yeah.

we'd be getting that resume together for her. For a different job that paid less? You would want her to make less money than you? Absolutely. How would I be able to go to my family or her family and be like, yeah, your daughter makes more than me? Like that'd be a little awkward situation.

Why do you go to families and talk about that name? Like if you're, Bobby, let's, hypothetical, Bonnie. Let's say you meet a girl, you're going to get engaged. Let's be real imaginative here. Like, use your imagination. Think way out there. Yeah, and she said, I want to pay for half my ring. The engagement ring.

What do you say? I would say how important is it to you to pay for half of it? Like, give me a scale here. If it's below six, no, it's okay. But if it's really, if it means a lot to you, absolutely. If it means a lot to you. It's not going to crush your manly. No, it's not.

Amy, what amount of manliness? I'm just clarifying for lunchbox. Yeah, no, I don't think so. I don't think manliness or whatever that term means is about worth. It makes you look like less of a man. If your friends find out, oh yeah, you let her pay for half, they're going to be like, dude, what's wrong with you? Like, you can't take care of your

girl? Like, come on! Like, that's what they think. That's what people will think about you. What you think about this, Amy? I mean, I like your approach, Bobby, and the way you put it is how important, because you're taking into consideration if it's important to her. Maybe she just wants to be even

with you on it, and that is something that's truly important to you. So I can see you doing that. Now, if it's just so that she can be like, I'm not going to invoice her, right? It would be like, it's sort of an agreement between the two of you. But what if it was simply so she could have something fancier and nicer that you legit couldn't afford? If it meant a lot to her, I'm okay with that. There are times where I'm not going to be able to provide emotionally or physically or financially every need of another human.

We have to understand that. We are never 100%. And I have to not have such pride. The pride's a huge thing, especially for men. You have to... Huge. If it were important to her, I'd be fine with it. Okay.

But it's not just about a ring, it's anything. Yeah. If it's something super important, I've got to adjust my expectations of importance. You're very considerate. Well, because I want considerations to my feelings, too. So it's not this totally unselfish thing. I think that considerations for each other is a big part of a relationship, which is why I've been a successful one for zero days.

I'm zero days in running here. But, okay, so the question is, would you let your girl pay for part of the ring? Eddie? It's tough. I see both sides, but I'm going to go with no. Okay. Ray Mundo or audio? Yes, but nobody can find out.

Okay. You can call us, ladies, men, whoever, you want to add this? You can. Our phone number is 87777, Bobby. Or you can text in to 26229. Standard message and data rates apply. Text in your response to 26229. They've got a couple numbers there.

Maybe we can actually hear from someone that's already lived this. Like they were in this predicament. They went for it. They went 50-50. And how has it affected their relationship, if at all? Or maybe not 50-50. Maybe 80 or 20-80. Yeah.

Who took the 80. We'll talk about that coming up. Bobby Bones, y'all. All right, lunchbox set us back up here. So this girl is getting engaged and she was talking to her going to be fiancée and she said, I want to pay for half the ring online. And he got very offended. So she posted online and said, is this wrong of me to want?

to pay for half of the ring. There we go. Josh in Oklahoma, what do you think, bud? I got to say absolutely no, man. That's the one thing that the guy is supposed to, you know, get and surprise her with, and I wouldn't be able to let my wife. Well, I tell you, the surprise thing is going away, too. Where because, again, just for practical reasons,

if you picked a wrong ring and she hates it, whewy, that's a tough one. Yeah, but that's when you ask friends and stalk her Pinterest page. Great, but still, I'm saying a lot of, people go shopping for rings together. Most people I know now I go shopping for rings together. Girls even know when it's coming, they get manicures so their photo looks good on Instagram. Oh boy.

I'm like, are you for real? I was blindsided by mine. My nails looked awful. And, you know, I agree with Josh that, you know, for him that's the thing that works. But I think a lot of the guys are calling and they're basing it on a sense of pride. Remember, pride's a sin. Just saying, I'm just saying. Is it? Absolutely.

That's not pride. That's right. Don't forget that one. Hey, Rob and Tennessee. Good morning, guys. What do you think, bud? My wife paid for about 40% of her ring. That was about six or seven years ago when we got engaged.

Can I ask you this, meaning once you get married, did your money all become you guys' money anyway? Yeah, I mean, it's all our money now, and my wife's a stay-at-home mom now. But when we got married at the time, we were both in college. That's a thing, too. I mean, if you're both broke, two broke, sequel kind of not broke. There is no wrong answer on this, by the way, because I know people are getting a little heated at this.

There are a lot of things in this world to get heated about. This phone conversation is not one of them. There is not a wrong answer on this. So, because Lunchboxer, Amy or myself may disagree with your opinion, that does not mean that you or we are wrong. Let's go to Amanda, North Carolina. Hey, Amanda. Hey, Bobby. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say?

I was just going to say that me and my husband, we actually had to join our money before we got married. So I guess technically I did kind of pay for my engagement ring. And like you said, once you're married, I mean, your money becomes together anyway. In you guys' case, me, I'm still TBD, folks. I don't know what I'm going to do. I got to get a girlfriend first before that all starts to happen. but I don't, I mean, I guess, right? Don't you just all put it together? I would assume so.

Lunchbox doesn't. I know, and that's my mentor. Yeah, King's up. Yeah, lunchbox is my mentor. KIS. Yeah. Thank you for the call. Let me do one more.

Hey, Allie and Missouri, go ahead. Hi. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say? Me and my husband, we were broke whenever we got together also. So we actually went shopping together and financed it. We bought ours together. Let me end on this note.

And Ali, I'm glad you're on the phone as I close this segment with this thing. Here, I'm coming from my heart. As long as she's happy, if you're the dude, you're listening. As long as she's happy, who cares? If she's happier chipping in and getting a ring that she really loves and desires, okay, you win. If she's happier being surprised and you taking the traditional approach, okay, you win.

As long as she's happy and you're not going way too much in debt for a ring. it. Like, you got a house. You got to pay for a house. Yeah, let's try not to go in debt for a ring. Yeah, but that's, you know, you're going in debt for a ring. Yeah. The end. You just don't go and pay cash for a ring unless it's, you know, a 50 buck ring. Most people are going to get on a credit card, getting a, you know, a Zales card or wherever you get your ring. And that's what you do. Or there's financing. Yeah, I get it. Okay. All I'm saying is it doesn't matter what you do or where you go as long as it makes you both happy. And that's where we end this. But if you disagree with me, you're wrong.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Allie, how do you feel about that statement, except for the final part? I was kidding. Yeah, I feel like that's a true statement. Absolutely, don't go in that hurrying. Yes, and if you're happy, don't worry about whatever else is doing.

Don't worry about what tradition says if it's not your tradition, or if you want to start a new tradition, right? Yes. That's right. And if you're both broke, don't get even broker. Mm-hmm. There you go. Yeah, thank you, Ali.

Hey, diamonds are twine. Dine. Twine. I pick twine. Oh, you're saying diamonds. It doesn't matter if it's diamonds or twine. Oh, you're going to pick twine. Yeah, Ryan Hurd, shout out.

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It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. There's this woman named Nora and she finally decided to settle down and get married at age 100. Wow! Look at that! Finally! Yeah, and her husband, Malcolm, is 26 years younger than her. Robin to cradle, respect. At their wedding, they celebrated their love of each other and their love of dancing

by having Nora enter the church to Aba's Dancing Queen. Oh, wow. That's a song from when she was like 60. A hundred years old, just like walking in, dancing queen. Is her first marriage? Yeah. Man, she's waiting for Mr. Wright. question. Yeah. No chance, right? No chance. Lunchbox. Okay. Let's box. What? There's a chance. There's no chance. No chance. There's no chance. They did that after the wedding. No chance. There's a chance. He's only, he's only, what, 70? She's a hundred. Yeah, but he is vibrant.

She can do that. No. No. Yeah, yeah. Sarah from the Bible. She had a baby at like 100. okay all right Sarah from the Bible well she ain't Sarah from the Bible Amy's quoting scripture

and tell me something good to make her point yes I think we should get Naur on the phone and ask them

the phone on the the telegraph can we hope it's your buddy and my Mr.

Bobby bones let me go I'm a bobby ball yeah over to Amy who's got

the morning corny the morning corned The morning corny. Why aren't koalas actually bears? Why aren't koalas actually bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications. Coalachifications.

Okay. That was the morning corny. Fail until you don't. It's a Bobby Bones show. So, Lunchbox, you go to the Pokemon World Championships? Oh, yeah. I wanted to see the Dorks in action because I never realized there was a Pokemon World Championships and it was right here in my hometown.

So I was like, man, I got to go check it out. Lunchbox has this whole set of clips that I'm going to push, but he has him labeled as Dork 1, Dork 2, Dork 3, Dork 4. Okay, of course he does. Here's the Pokemon theme song. Here you go, everybody. The very best. And here's Dork number one.

Tell me the ends. out to Pokemon, like what is it? It's so cool. Definitely the moves, the different types of moves you can use, and yeah, I can say you get pretty salty when you get hit with a crate or you just get paralyzed for three turns in a row. If you could transport

yourself and be in Pokemon, who would you be and why? I'd probably be Gary Oak because he has an umbri-on and he's the only one in the show that has an umbri-on and that's my favorite Pokemon. At what age are you going to move out of your parents' house? I'm already moved out.

Oh, come on. Okay, like, you think, okay, kids will be at this world championship. No, it's grown adults, people. So when I'm calling them Dorks, like these are grown adults, worried about getting hits with crates. Here is, as the lunchbox has it labeled here, Dork. Number two, what character do you relate to most and why? So I really like Victini. It's my favorite Pokemon.

One thing I really like about it is its ability is known for teamwork. And so it grants bonus skills to teams. it's playing in multi-battles, and I really value that teamwork field. People that call you a dork for playing Pokemon at 32 years old, what do you say to them? You know, for me, I say, you know, do what your interests are. Everybody has their own fandoms and all that. It's not a dork. You know, do what you like to do.

Be yourself. I love that guy. He's right. It's a good advice. Oh, boy. Like, if you're not hurting anybody, just go have fun. Do your own deal. That would be my luck, though.

I'd finally get a superpower, and my superpower would be like teamwork or friendship. It wouldn't be flying. or reading anyone's mind, they'd be like, today, Bob, you've earned your superpower. Oh, yeah? What's that? Well, it's the ability

to get along well with others. Oh, come on! That's what it would be. We'll do one more. Here's lunchbox out of the Pokemon World Championships. Go ahead. You do a lot of strategy research, like kind of try to look at the best players

in the world so you can improve your Pokemon game? I've done an EV and IV training and things like that in like the Pokemon games. So tell me, what does EV and IV training mean? Not all Pokemon. are the same. Some have better attack. Some have better speed, things like that. And you can actually breed and go down the line and get better Pokemon that way. You can also battle certain Pokemon. Like, say if you battle like a wormple in, you know, third gen,

you would get, I believe, special defense. I can't remember off the top of my head. Good for her. Some of it like books. Lunchbox likes Teen Mom. You know, we all have the things we're dorky about. He's also getting dorky about this. Did you hear her? She said, you can get a warpole? But she's into it. Dude, you're into fantasy football. As am I, but that's super dorky.

You're being a commissioner of a fake team full of players that you draft. Okay, well, at least I'm not breeding people on a card so I can get hit by a warpole and go to EV and IV training. You're still drafting players and making your own football team because you couldn't really play football, so you do a football team on your computer. Bobby bones.

Yeah. Amy has an eight-year-old son. What does he want to be when he grows up? Do you know? Well, he's always said a policeman or something like that. And the other day, he finally said a pilot. And I thought my husband was going to lose his mind because my husband's a pilot. And it would be his dream for my daughter or my son to become a pilot or both of them.

That would be probably preferred. So what did your son say? So we were on a plane. And then something came. came up about, oh, he was asking about the fuel on the plane. And he was like, do we have enough gas? It's like his thing, even when we're in a car. Mom, do we have enough gas?

Do we need to get gas? It's like he's scared we're going to run out. So then he was asking about the airplane and gas. And then we were talking about how planes can actually be refueled in the sky. And he couldn't believe it. And that, you know, my husband, his dad, has refueled, you know, 30,000 feet or however high up they are with the fuel tanker. And, you know, you're just kind of idling in the sky, filling. up with gas.

And he was fascinated by it. So then we showed him videos because he didn't believe it could actually happen. And then once he saw that that was the case, he was like, I want to be a pilot. I can do this.

I mean, when I see those videos are those planes refilling other planes in the air? I want to be a pilot. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's really cool. So your husband, though, as a pilot,

that's pretty cool, right? Refueling in the sky? No, having your son go, I want to do what my dad does. Oh, yeah. I mean, both of those things. But yes. I mean, because I think, I don't know if it's all pilots or what the deal is or just because my husband knew at five years old.

I want to be, I want to go to the Air Force Academy. I want to be in the Air Force. I want to be a pilot. And honestly, he thought he would be in the Air Force through retirement, but he just ended up getting out early. And, you know, so this has always been a thing for him. Like he loves airplanes and loves flying since he was five years old. So, yeah. And his dad was a pilot.

So he kind of wants to keep it in the thing. the family, you know? What did you want to be when you grew up? I don't think I really knew. I think my standard answer when I was a kid was a veterinarian, but my uncle was a vet, and then I wanted to go to Texas A&M, like my uncle did, which I did end up going there, but definitely not a vet. So you really didn't know?

I really didn't know. I think I gave that answer because I loved animals. But even when I was in college, I didn't know. Lunchbox, what about you? What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be in the Army because I loved camouflage. and then I moved on to being an ambulance driver and then I knew you had to deal with dead people

and then I was like, okay, I'm going to be on the real world on MTV. So I had three career paths. They all changed. None of them happened. Dreams don't come true unless. What about you, Bobby? Well, my dream came true, not to disagree with it. But I wanted to do this and I wanted to be a comedian

and I wanted to be on TV. That was since five years old, that's what I wanted to do. So I've never. not know what I wanted to do. Yeah. I've always been jealous that you and my husband have been, y'all are the same in that, even though yours was radio and his was flying. Like, y'all knew as

kids and you made it happen. Like, there's not many people at least that I know of. I know. Thanks a lot, MTV. Yeah. Oh, you, their fault? Yeah, they crushed my dreams. I knew from a little kid that I wanted to be on the real world and they never picked me. I thought you wanted to be camouflage.

Well, I did want to be in the Army because of camouflage, but then I discovered the real world and I was like, oh, that's better than the Army. Oh, I would disagree with that one. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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Tell me something good. Freddie was in his 40s. He was homeless. An alcoholic, couldn't read or write, and he started going to church. The church accepted him like he was family. They started bringing him to their houses. He got his life together, started to learn to read it right. he went and took his GED six times past, and this past weekend, he graduated from college at 65 years old.

Wow, and then college too, huh? Yeah, he got a bachelor's degree. Wow, how about that right there? That's a good one. Tell me something good. Freddie, nice work, buddy. Love it. Yeah.

That was Tell Me Something Good. On our show, what happens is we come on. We try to get good ratings. Good ratings mean we have commercials, commercials make sure we have paid. That's just how it works. So we try to give you guys stuff that you like to hear, so you listen. It's like TV shows. You know, we get paid because people buy advertisements.

And we do what's called endorsements where we'll come on and personally speak for a product. And so we don't speak for anything that we don't actually either use or someone that we know close to us uses. That's kind of our rule as a show. That being said, we get offered things sometimes to endorse. And sometimes it's exciting. Like Eddie, our video producer, got a national deal with Little Debbie. Yeah. Which is, okay.

Thank you. But Amy, who, Amy, you started on the show when you were at what age? I was 25. 24, 25. So I've grown up with the show. Now I'm more mature. Yeah, Amy's like my best friend. She's been on the show for 13 years. And she gets different kinds of endorsement offers.

Now, what did you get? Well, now that I'm 37, I'm just seeing different opportunities roll in. And I got approached about this fun makeup line. And I was like, oh, yeah. Like, I do makeup. So I go to the website, try to look at it. Maybe I can get some samples, wear it, see if I actually like it. And the first thing that pops up when I go to the website is look five to ten years younger instantly.

And it's an anti-aging makeup line. It's for more mature skin. And every single person on the website easily looked 20 years older than me. Or, no. Or that's how I look now. I don't know. Well, no. Bobby.

Or what? What were you going to say? No, that, but I was just being funny. You actually look really young and cool. Like, I feel like you're aging backward. Somehow you're getting better looking. Yeah, I felt like it was like something for my mom. Like a line that might.

But, I mean, obviously, it still seemed hip and cool. I just am having sometimes a hard time adjusting to being, which I need to just accept it and own it and be fine with it because I really am happy with where I am with my age and life and growing older, like it's cool. It's fine. But yeah, I just was like. Amy yells it. It's cool. It's fine. It's fine. But I mean, I just opened it up and I was like, dang, this is like when I opened up the email like a month or two ago. And it was about me doing endorsements for like Medicaid or Medicare or whatever's for old people. Well, Amy, not to take away from this, but Lunchbox, who is 37. Yeah. You got offered an

endorsement? Yeah. For, tell Amy what you got offered for. What? What? Depends. No, Amy, it's, uh, E.D. Oh, really?

A rectile disfucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is not funny because it happened. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's okay. Like, guys do suffer from this, but. We're getting older. No, no, no, no.

Well, I mean, just like, why? I don't know. It was just awkward to get that in your email box and be like, hey, would you and it's like an app that helps you with erectile dysfunction. An app? Yes. What does it show you? I don't know if it's like, oh, here you go.

Order it when it's time. Click on this. We'll help you with your problem. So yeah. Did you say yes? No, man. Hey, let me tell you. Why are you talking to that voice?

Why are you talking to that voice? You do not turn down money. You don't turn down money. The rule is you got to use it. Let me tell you, boys and girls. Daddy don't need it. yet. You're such an idiot.

We're such a little. We don't call you daddy. Nobody calls you daddy either. My wife does. Okay. Probably when you're talking about the baby, your new baby. Right. Yes.

But yeah, so I might turn that one down. Amy, you're good. Lunchbox, you're good. Both of you, nothing to be ashamed of. Anywhere. No, not at all. Hey, while we're... Okay.

Go ahead. Nothing. I was just thinking about lunchbox and that endorsement. And then I thought... like depends and I made that comment and I just want to clarify there's nothing wrong if you have to wear those and you're an adult. Yeah. Because I'm having to buy those a lot lately for my dad. And let me tell you, they really market those well.

They have very handsome models on the front. Really? Wearing the depends and they look young and fresh. I'm 38. Basically, it's Bobby. Yeah, as I'm saying. Yeah, you could. Sometimes when I'm done peeing, it's I still pee later.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The drip. And I try to get it all out, and it doesn't. And I'm just like, what? I mean, would you ever wear one just to make life easier? Sometimes I need to. I can't make it to the bathroom in time.

No, no, like, if you're watching TV and you don't want to get up in the middle, you don't want to pause it, just go to the bathroom and then... Okay, that's lazy. Why would you not just want to push pause and come back? It's not in 1987. We have to, like, run into... Or if you're on an airplane, you don't want it to get up, you know what I want to sit in it? I don't think you really notice it.

It absorbs it into the... What? What? Absorbs it. Oh, okay. Well, anyway, thank you for this conversation, you guys. Good luck. Future Endeavor.

It's a funny situation. Amy's at dinner. You and your husband and the waiter cursed while you were talking. Multiple times. But while he was delivering the spiel. Talking about things. I asked him about one particular salad. And to describe the salad, he used a curse word.

Which one? The F one? Uh-huh. What? The F? No. He said the F word and the S word. Use the word teddy bear instead of the F word.

Go ahead. Do it like he said it. Oh, how's this salad? Oh, that's teddy bear amazing. No way. No way. Yeah. My husband and I were both like, well, okay.

No way. And we weren't at a, we were not at a fancy restaurant. We were at a normal restaurant, but date night. And our kids, we were in Colorado. Our kids happened to be hanging out with the cousins. But I was like, what if we had our kids here? Would he still be using that language? Because at a table next to us, there was kids.

And he just was real laid back. chill about it. Again, I don't know if it was his Colorado vibes, but I was shocked. I've never had a waitress or a waiter or service person. And then I was like, does his employer know that he describes menu items like this? Because, I mean, honestly, I was like,

well, this salad must be amazing. So I'm probably going to get it. You know, I did end up getting it. So on the other, the S word, like use like poo, like Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. Use poo. he said we were taking our time ordering because my husband was like oh we're on a date night

no kids tonight we're because he kept coming over trying to get our order and we're like my husband was making a joke like hey we're we plan on being here a while it's date night you know and he said i don't give a s i'm here till oh yeah he goes i don't give a poo i'm here till midnight or something and it was it was like it was like 5 30 p.m like he just was was way chill. Did you give him a bigger tip? Yeah, bigger or smaller? No, we gave him same. This was a discussion, though, because we, I mean,

we don't, we're not big cursors, but, I mean, I don't, and my husband sometimes does, but it didn't offend us necessarily, but if we were those kind of people, you would think it might affect your tip and he would be thinking about that, but we gave the same amount. He definitely didn't get

extra for it, but he didn't lose. He didn't get paid extra for working blue? I mean, it was interesting to sure. That's funny. Come on, Bobby Bone's show. Preston in Birmingham, Alabama. Hey. Hey, how you doing?

What up, buddy? You got a question for us? Yeah, this ain't never happened to me, but, like, what if you took that test and turned out that you and your wife were related? So you're talking about what if you take a DNA test and you spit in the tube and it comes back and you find out that you and your wife are related? How related? Now, you can say, judge me if you want.

How are related? How are related? Like, first cousin? No, like sisters and brothers. What? Like y'all were separated at birth and had different parents. And you're married. And you're married. And it's your sister.

Yeah. Or your brother. Okay. You like how we started this with. It didn't happen to me. I'm just asking for a friend named Reston. Yeah. Okay, okay.

Amy, you get the test back in. You and your husband are brothers, long-lost brother and sister. What do you do? I mean, thankfully we haven't had a baby. We're not, we have to suffer our relationship. You think you have to. Now, I'm asking you a question. You're already married and you find out he's your brother.

What do you do? I just don't think that I think we will still really enjoy hanging out. I don't think like the lovemaking part of our relationship will ever be the same. Like it just won't happen. It just wouldn't happen. So what would you do? Would you split up? up. It doesn't sound like you're telling the truth. Well, because I feel really bad. I don't want to say

that I would do that. I feel awful. But I think both of us would be an agreement that, like, clearly this was a mistake. Can I tell you that you're kind of just already in it? What are you talking about? What? Wait, what? You would stay. Do you continue to have a relationship like that? I guess my thing is, if I find out, and we've been married, like Amy, 10 years. I'm probably not going to make any more kids, but what's it going to hurt to stay together? Ten years. It's your sister, dude. I know, but it wasn't.

What are you talking about? It's a tough thing to answer. But it's not your real sister. It is. I'm not saying because it was just in blood. It's your sister, but in real life you didn't hang out together until you fell in love. So it's really your wife. It's just a blood.

It's your wife that's a little too blood close. So Bobby and Lunchbox would stay with the people. Lunchbox, you didn't give your answer, would you? Yeah, man. I mean, what's the difference? You already in love? with her, you're already there. You might as well stay.

The thing is, you didn't fall in love with your sister. You fell in love with someone, and later you found out she was your sister. I feel like that's different. Bones, you fell in love with your sister. Bottom line. What if, they say you fall in love with people that are like you? What if she looks like me? Preston, what do you think about this?

What would you do, buddy? It's easy to just go with my sister. I break it off. But you've been together a long time. You've already fallen in love. What does it hurt? Why would you be miserable? Listen, don't have more babies because genetically things can be wrong.

But what's it going to hurt? What's it going to hurt with my question? It's not. Y'all just found out. Y'all been to go for 10 years. Right. I hate that I'm even standing up for this. All you guys are messed up.

Oh, Eddie, you'd leave our producer. Oh, wow. Big D. I don't mean Dallas. Get out. Oh, dude, no, that's my sister. That's my sister. There's no way you can continue that relationship.

Tiebreaker, Morgan number two, you're 24. What a 24-year-olds think about this situation? I would always subconsciously think about that, so I don't think I can stay with them. What about your first cousin? Quickly. Oh, okay, okay, okay, I can probably stay with my first cousin. Yeah. Me too, but sure.

Different story. I'm in. Have I, everyone? Yeah, that's fine. Preston? Preston, first cousin? First cousin? Okay.

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