The Bobby Bones Show - Who Will Bobby Take to the Radio Hall of Fame Induction? + Ray Talks Marriage + Bobby Gives Relationship Advice

Episode Date: July 18, 2017

Bobby adds to his HOF induction guest list, Ray talks marriage and Bobby offers relationship advice to Mike D. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.c...om/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:22 Hey, studio. Good morning. Good morning. Amy has been watching these unauthorized lifetime movies. You know where they go on to like Save By the Bell? Yeah. And they get all these actors. it kind of look like?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Kind of, man. Some of them are dead on. Yeah. I'm like, what? Which one? Did you watch Say By the Bell one? I've watched Say By the Bell and 90210. You know, Beverly Hills 9210.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Yeah, those two. So, first of all, are they good? I mean, I wouldn't say they're good, but just because they're about shows that were such a huge part of growing up for us, yeah. Because it gives you behind the scenes of everything that was going on. Like, we were just at home on, you know, whatever night, Saturday morning. And then I can't remember what night and 9. 2-0 was on but whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Thursday nights, yeah. And we were just watching the show thinking, oh, look at these, you know, actors doing their thing. But behind the scenes, there was so much drama going on. Yeah? Yeah. So give me a say-by-the-bell drama. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Well, I mean, Screech, I didn't know that one of his best friends, quote-unquote, an extra, is the one that was like selling him out, like only being friends with him to get footage of him being bad so that he could sell it to the tabloids and use it as blackmail for Screech. Later in life? During the show.
Starting point is 00:04:34 During the show, like he was the one that would give him alcohol before a meet and greet once. Screech had too much to drink and ended up throwing up at the meat and greet and various other things. Did they all pick on Screech? Was he the youngest? Yes. Towards the end of the season, actually the final episode, him and Zach, well, real life characters were in the back before they went to do their read-through. And Screech looks at Zach and they had a real heart to heart. And he's like, we've been best friends on screen for five years.
Starting point is 00:05:01 and this is the longest conversation we've ever had. Dang. It got deep. And I was like, whoa. What's your one takeaway from the 90210 unauthorized? Wow. Shannon Doherty was a hot mess. She didn't show up for, that would be like one of us decided every day for work once
Starting point is 00:05:16 we got like, you know, sort of big time. Like 92 one was like nothing. They were filming in like a dump when they first started because they didn't have any money. And then the show took off and she just started not showing up. She was late for every taping. And they would just sit around and wait for her. and they all hated her and basically, then she got kicked off. What would be the one big secret if they did it behind the scenes of our show?
Starting point is 00:05:38 Because, I mean, everything's kind of out there. Like, everybody knows I'm weird and I'm super on time. I feel like this is like our real life. We have scripts. We don't. That's true. So I thought about that. My husband and I were talking about it.
Starting point is 00:05:47 We were like, what if they did, you know, what's it called? Unauthorized by it. The Bobby Bone Show story. Maybe for a minute the tension between lunchbox and NADA. Oh, yeah. That was pretty serious. She doesn't work here anymore. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:59 But man, boy, was that bad. I don't know what you got her talking about. Holy cow. You don't remember? It's already out of your head. And I blocked that out a long time ago. Man, we did a podcast once. It's still a Bobbycast.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Oh, it's still up there. People can go listen to it. That would probably be it. And I enjoy both of them, but they just did not like each other. Unauthorized. By the way, I'm unauthorized. Yeah, and they all had, everybody, they all dated each other, whatever you want to call it. Well, that's like us.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Everybody is. Let's go. The Bobby Bones show Recognizing people Doing cool things It's ICU This guy Aaron 32 years old
Starting point is 00:06:41 He's taking the bus He's got an early morning job Interview in Connecticut He sees a car hit a tree And flip in front of them Why he's on the bus, right? Yeah He's just as the bus driver
Starting point is 00:06:52 Hey, you're gonna pull over And the bus driver's like Well I don't know what I can do It's just stop and let me out So the bus driver stops Aaron jumps out of the bus runs toward the total car upside down, spewing smoke. He nilled down, sees the passenger, covered in blood, but still somewhat conscious.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Undoves the seabelt drags him away. The car is starting to catch on fire. Other people come. Fortunately, the man is now recovering. He's in the hospital. He missed his job interview, which is what he was going to do on the bus. Oh, okay. But people heard a story, and it was on the news.
Starting point is 00:07:23 And he's getting offered jobs like crazy. That's awesome. I mean, it's like a double awesome because it's awesome that he stopped the bus to get out, but then awesome that people are like, hey, we got you. You want a job? Aaron Tucker. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.
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Starting point is 00:08:20 I'm not. What? Lie. Oh, it's called honest? Yes. Oh. OJ. Simpson could be released. Listen.
Starting point is 00:08:31 If he did the murder, he was acquitted. I think he should be released from the kidnapping stuff. Like, I think he was punished for being acquitted of the murder. And if we're just talking kidnapping, I think he should be released. For sure. Because he was trying to get his stuff back. That's a weird one because people are going to disagree because, oh, O.J. did. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:09:35 one of those things where, you know, we do these online classes. Yeah, you know, training. But I mean, here it is. And she's ready to blow. And there it is. The woman was on the way to the hospital. Waterbrook. She gave birth.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Here it comes. And she was in a car and pulled over because the hospital was not going to get there. The head was crowning. And the cops like, whoa. Hello, baby. I pictured her the car being like the big bopper. That's funny. Chantilly lace and a pretty face and a ponytail.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Hanging down. Wiggle in a walk. And a wiggle in a talk. Makes a wiggle, round, round, right. Dang. Yeah. That just came out last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:19 It's the new song. It's a new song I guess I'll know about it from like the 50s. Top of the charts. Anyway, they deliver the baby. They're crazy. These cops are like, bang. Take it to the hospital. Baby's all good.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Everybody's healthy. Amy. Well, shoot, like a week before they were supposed to walk down the aisle, bride to be Sarah Cummins and her fiancée, they canceled their wedding. But they had a non-refundable wedding dinner for 170 people. So she decided to invite guests from homeless shelters instead. Some local businesses donated suits and dresses for the guests to wear, and they got to dine on bourbon glazed meatballs, roasted garlic bruchetta, and wedding cake.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Now the wedding cake sounds good. The other two, I'm kind of like, hmm. Sounds a little too fancy pants for me. Hey, but that is cool. I do like to get dressed up and all the night out. Lunchbox. Oh, sound effects. Is that a hurricane?
Starting point is 00:11:09 Oh. No. I don't know. That's Julia, the hurricane, Hawkins. She's a 101-year-old lady, and she set the world record for fastest 100-meter dash at the world championship. How old is she? 101. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Okay. So what's she running in? 40.12 seconds. If she would run it in any time period, I'd have been like, dang, that's awesome. She's 101. She is the oldest woman to ever compete in. the USA Track and Field Outdoors Masters Championship, and she has the nickname Julia, Hurricane, Hawkins.
Starting point is 00:11:43 And she said she just took up running last year. 101, man, that's crazy. That's good news. Enjoy it. Yeah, the Bobby Ball Show. You ever go to a wedding registry and everything's bought up? Yes. It's like, man, come on, I'm turning to buy some stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:00 So what you do is you find out where the couple has registered as soon as possible. And the earlier you can get to it, the more options you'll have to find a gift that's good and in your budget. Because that's the hard thing. You go and you're like, oh, I found something awesome. It costs this much. Or, oh, man, there's only a spoon left. It only costs $0.52. So then I buy $100 spoons. And they don't need $100 spoons. Yeah. So as soon as it happens, go to the registry. And you don't look like a fool. Yeah. I bought Amy. I bought Amy something like it's a real nice clock. left in the closet for months until I called.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I had it out in my house. You didn't. Yes, I did. It was in your closet for it. And I was like $80 in that clock. I was like, I want to go to something nice. And man, we just busted her chops for months. Yeah, still happening, I guess so, because you're bringing it up.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Do you still have that clock? I don't think so. Oh, God. Yeah, why would I keep that clock? It's caused me so much misery. Come on. It was a good clock. You registered for it.
Starting point is 00:13:01 He got it. It told the closet what time it was. Ten years, something happened. Every time Amy look in the closet, you know what time it was. I think about it like that. Dang. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.
Starting point is 00:13:17 The season 7 premiere of Game of Thrones attracted a record 16.1 million viewers within 12 hours. That includes the initial show plus streaming and DVR numbers, and it's going to get a lot bigger as more data comes in. They also ran the show right after it. So if you missed it that first hour, it showed again. And they also showed all the episodes leading up to it. I'm totally into it. But yeah, a lot of people watch it. So, Shania Twain, if you're into tennis, you'll think this is cool.
Starting point is 00:13:45 She will be headlining the first night of the U.S. Open. So I've been seeing her doing interviews, but I didn't know why she was doing interviews at the, you know, tennis. I thought she's joining the league. Maybe she's getting into tennis. I don't know. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds kidding. Bobby Bones Show
Starting point is 00:14:02 Boney up the day. This story comes to us from New Hampshire. A fiancé and a fiancé, I guess they're an engaged couple. They were practicing their wedding dance. They are fans of dirty dancing. They'd had a few drinks and they were going to recreate the scene. The famous scene. They watched it 30 times.
Starting point is 00:14:20 The lift-up scene? Yep. They go out. They practice. Boom! They collide. He gets knocked unconscious and she gets a concussion. Both end up in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Wow. Look at them. They're practicing, and then they bonked heads, and they ended up in the hospital. Oh, that's awesome. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story today. Amy's going to go broke. One day she brought me this energy drink.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Yeah. And it's like all natural. Organic. Yeah. Broccoli. And so I was like, I sure would like one of those. And now every day she feels the pressure to ring me another one. There's no pressure.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Sure. I happily do it. How much do they cost? I ordered a whole case from Amazon just for us. Oh. Well, thank you. Every day she brings it in. Eventually, she's going to cut me off the Argentineau, yeah. Hey, get you, Bobby Bong.
Starting point is 00:15:18 What's up, Bobby? This woman goes in because she's having cataract surgery. Pretty routine cataract surgery. She's 65 years old. She's like, my eyes killing me. It's okay. Oh, you have a contact stick in there, so they go on, they pull the contact out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Wait, oh, wow, wow, you get another contact. They pulled 27 contact lenses out of her eye. Oh, I thought that it was contact lenses from 27 years ago. No, they removed 27 contact lenses. What? Yes. They reported pulling 27 lenses from the woman's eye. She was shocked.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Yeah. When she was seen two weeks after, she was like, you know what? Oddly, my eyes feel a lot more comfortable. Well, yeah. Can you imagine 27 of anything in your eyeball? No. How is there even room for that? don't know, and would you put one in and it would get lost and go to the side?
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah. No. Did she think they just disintegrated? You'd think her eye would be sticking out, like, so far. Yeah, you would think, because my right eye doesn't work. And they said, well, we can put a stronger lens on it and try to give it some, but the lens legitimately was about an inch and a half thick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:27 So you can have one that's an inch and a half thick and one that's just pretty normal. And I was like, you know what, I'm going to pass on that. Yeah. That's out of my neck. a little tired too, always having to hold it up. Uh-huh. So you would think one of the eyes would just feel heavier than the other, but 27 contacts in. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Who wears contacts, Amy? Nope. I do. Eddie does? And I know when there's a piece of dust in my eye. Lunchbox contacts? No. Just the glasses that you hide from us?
Starting point is 00:16:50 Yep. Yeah, yeah. I tell you guys, it's not so bad that Facebook, Instagram, Twitter knows what we're doing because they're not really paying attention to us. They're paying attention to dad. and they're looking at things that we look at, and they don't care. They're not looking at lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:17:11 They're sitting in the room going, this guy named Lunchbox, he will not stop looking to naked animals. They don't do that. Right. Now, if the NSA wants to get involved, they can spy on you just by themselves. Like, if they think you're up to something,
Starting point is 00:17:22 they'll tap into your phone and listen to everything you're doing. So you don't think Facebook is doing that? I do not think Facebook is doing that unless the government says, hey, we need your help. So here's my point. I get on Facebook sometimes if I do, just to shop, because they know what I like. wouldn't you love to go to a mall where every store was a store that you liked?
Starting point is 00:17:41 Yeah. That would be amazing. It would be great. Walking along and then boom, there's your favorite store. It's like, whoa, check it out. There's a foot locker. Whoa, look at a little banana republic. It's like the Bobby Mall.
Starting point is 00:17:52 And that's what the internet is. And so I talk about this. Instagram will come through. I'll see shows coming to town. Like, I'd like to go to that show. See a shirt or some shoes. I like that. I like that.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Finally, it happened to Amy. Finally. And it was amazing. and I thought of Bobby right when it happened, but I'm scrolling through Instagram and boom, I see this really cute outfit on my feed and I'm like, this outfit has me written all over it. Like, I need this.
Starting point is 00:18:16 We have IHard Vegas coming up and I'm always like stressing out what am I going to wear. This outfit was perfect. What did I do? I realized it was an ad. So it says Shop Now and I clicked a little Shop Now button and I bought it. I already have one of my outfits for Vegas and it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:18:33 It does kind of stink though whenever you see ads. Because you're like, oh, that's cool. Oh, ad. It's sponsored. It's a sponsor. Then you're like, you know what, though? That's cool. Yeah, I even sent it off to a couple girlfriends confirming this is totally me, right?
Starting point is 00:18:45 They're like, oh my gosh, yes, you need that. I'm like, yeah, an Instagram, you just made my life so much easier. What's going to happen in the future is it's not just our digital things. The things outside of us are going to be for us too. Seriously. You're going to drive by a billboard and it's going to be something that. Whoa. Because it detects our car coming?
Starting point is 00:19:02 It's all going to be targeted. Yeah. Or a cell phone coming. If you think the cloud is crazy now with the cloud, meaning your cell phone, your laptop, just wait until your cell phone, your laptop, your car, everything that you have will be clouded. So when you approach something, it knows the same thing and you'll see that. I wonder if I'll start doing it if we approach people, if it'll be like, friend alert. This would be a good friend match for you.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Well, they already have apps kind of like that. I'm talking about like you walk by someone and your phone starts being. They have the thing on Snapchat where you can now put yourself on a map. Have you guys done that at all? No. Why would you do that? I did because I think it's fun. Because you can see where people are?
Starting point is 00:19:44 Yeah, but that sounds not safe. Again, if somebody's going to hack you, they're going to be... That's one thing I don't know how to do is hack people. I wish I did. I'd be hacking like crazy. Okay, so maybe you don't understand what you're saying, because you wouldn't have to hack. If you put yourself on a map, wouldn't people know exactly where you are? People that you want to, yes.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Okay. Because you can put it to just your close friends. Got it. and you can see exactly who's where. But people like our listeners can't find Eddie, for example. They won't come to your house. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Unless they hack you. And you know what? If they're going to hack you, they're going to hack you anyway and have your bank account numbers. It's true. Yeah. So everybody, just embrace technology. Just let it take you over. Like me.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I just take it all in. It's like a big hug. Like hug me technology. I have on pants and shoes that I bought from the internet that I didn't go looking for. It found me. Wow. That is so weird. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Why? I just don't like it. It scares me. I've never, if I see an ad, I'm automatically going to be like, nope, not buying it. Ads are not kind of a good thing, oddly. Yeah. So Eddie sees the movie Mighty Ducks. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Mighty Ducks won. You just out saw it? Oh, yeah. I've never seen it before. Wow. And my son had never seen it. So this was it. This was our chance to like, let's both experience this at the same time.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Your son's nine and he's finishing up his recovery for having his tonsils taken out, right? Yeah, so a lot of just laying around, a lot of Legos, drinking milkshakes. and watching movies. And so you watch Mighty Ducks while and he loved it? It's on Netflix, man. We watched it and we both loved it. I mean, we L-O-Led. We laughed at so many scenes and he was loving it.
Starting point is 00:21:16 And I'd never seen a competitive side of him. We don't really watch a lot of sports movies. We watch a lot of cartoons. And he got so into it. He was like quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. He was so excited. Dude, we were both really pumped. My question now, though, is like, do we watch two and three?
Starting point is 00:21:31 The second one's a little worse. The third one's a lot worse. It's like any sequel. Oh, so they get worse. Yeah, they get worse. Okay. But because you put all of it into one, and you're like, well, we did well,
Starting point is 00:21:42 so we got to make another one. So what do we do? It's rare. The better sequel is rare. Terminator 2, I felt like, was better than Terminator 1. Absolutely. And you could probably find a couple if you really got down to it. Man.
Starting point is 00:21:56 But that first one's always, it's like your first record compared to your second. Yeah. Your first record is usually better because you spent your whole 10 years doing it. And your second one, you're like, I gotta get another record down real quick, you know, back in our day, the ice cream truck would drive around, and you'd hear the old ice cream truck music. You know, it's one of those old classical songs. Eddie hears the ice cream truck yesterday, and they're playing J-Lo on the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Times have changed. I mean, I'd never heard that song on an ice cream truck before. Does it make you want an ice cream more? Oh, I mean, it made my kids want to get ice cream more. I had to get the phone and record it. I got audio of this. Put your drinks up. What kind of ice cream is a truck offer now?
Starting point is 00:22:42 I mean, you're regular nutty buddies. Really? The original push-ups are still in there, and then all kinds of popsicles. Does it make you, Lunchbox, who's been trying for a snow cone stand forever? But not really try. Like, you don't legitimately try, you just say it. Why don't you get an old truck and drive around and have an ice cream truck? I don't think an ice cream truck is as profitable.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I think a snow cone stand, you park it somewhere, and people know where you're at, and people will drive out of their way to get snow cones. You can get ice cream at. convenience store, snow cone is a once in a lifetime. A lifetime. A lot once in a lifetime. But the thing about your snow cone stand want is that you never pursue it. Like you just say it.
Starting point is 00:23:21 All you have to do, you can do it yourself and you never do it. No, I've talked to you about this. I have no interest in it. And I've said it for years. I have no interest in getting into the snow cone stand business. But every year he's like, I want to build. But he had good amenities. Oh, he wanted a baby changing station, big screen TVs.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Sanitary. Yeah. But if you want it, nobody in life just sits around and waits for things to happen to them. If you want it, you have to go get it. Yeah. I understand that. But as a friend and a financial backer, I would hope that you would have my back, but you don't. I'm not your financial backer.
Starting point is 00:23:54 That's what I'm saying. And so I need someone that has financial capabilities to help me out. Have you calculated what the investment would need to be? Yes, I brought it to buy me on a napkin and he was not having it. He wrote it all down and it was like in generic figures. We'll need about $1,000 for TV. It's going to cost about $300 for a baby change station. He didn't, a lot for a life.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I'm estimating. Like to get a good spot, it costs the money to have rent to actually pay. No, he didn't. $40 for us. I wrote some numbers down. There's an ice machine. I think, if I'm guessing, it's cost about $70. If not, we'll get a Yeti.
Starting point is 00:24:33 You know, so it was a whole thing. But in lunchbox fashion, he says a lot of things. but he doesn't actually follow through with them. I wish you would. Even doing it and failing is okay. Instead of just wondering if you're ever going to do it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I have no interest. I've never had interest. I know. That's what I'm saying. You crush dreams like that. You're not. I'm not crushing a dream. You're not interested.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Like, let's do this. I'm not interested in spending my money on your project that you're going to run. And I don't care about getting the snow cone sand business. That's not for me. I don't understand how you're not passionate about the best thing in the world. Hey Tiffany in Columbus, Georgia. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Really good. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:25:16 Nothing. I was calling because Lunchbox wants to do a snow cone stand, so why didn't he use his income tax money as much as he got that? My answer would be he doesn't really want to do a snow cone stand. He likes to yell things and say, hey, I want to do this, but he doesn't. But his answer is... That I have other things that I have to do. And when you're starting a business, it's other people's money. OPM. That's what you're. you want. Okay, but that's not how it works. That is how it usually works when you start a business. You go to investors. That way, you're not risking your own money. No one's going to invest with you. You have no history of running a business. And secondly, it's a snow cone stand. You can afford
Starting point is 00:25:54 a snow cone stand. You got a big check with that tax return. Like, you make a great point, Tiffany. If you really wanted it, you could have done it. I agree. I agree. Ice doesn't cost that much. Yeah. It's more expensive than you think because you've got to buy a trailer location. You've got to buy the syrup. And he wants immunity. Yeah, he wants all of this. He wants like an escalator to get up to the thing. Yeah. Hey, Tiffany, that's a great point.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Thank you for calling. Appreciate you. They always say you can tell someone's true character if they have no idea you're watching. And so Amy's a food place yesterday, like a burger place? Yeah. Yeah, like a grocery store that also has a little burger station where you can sit and eat. Who did you see there? Chris Carmack.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Now, Chris Carmack is from the television show Nashville. Will. Place the cowboy that's gay. Will Lexington. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know their names. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:44 I do. So, because you're a Nash chat. Yeah. So you see him. Does he recognize you? I am not facing him. I'm kind of seeing what's going on. And I'm observing because I want to see how he handles this.
Starting point is 00:26:56 And I didn't want to blow my cover. So he's waiting forever for his burger. And like, by forever, I mean a really long time. Like people that even ordered after him, they're getting their burgers way before. So he's like, okay so finally he asked like hey where's my burger ordered a burger and they just like totally
Starting point is 00:27:15 forgot about his order they didn't even have his order didn't know it and he'd been waiting it a long long time at this point he was totally cool about it he's like no problem I'll continue to wait here's my order so I just thought it was really cool because he was probably hungry could have gotten impatient it might be a time where you might see a celebrity get a little feisty and I was
Starting point is 00:27:35 ready to catch it all but he was cool Calm, collective, nice. Didn't think he was watching. I wasn't doing it for any other reason. Yeah, and I followed our rule of, even though I have worked with him on NASCHAD, and I feel like I totally could have said hi, we were in an eating environment,
Starting point is 00:27:50 and he was, like, it was just one of those things where I didn't feel like bothering him while he was out to eat. Did you know him? Beforehand? No. Like, do you know him? Yeah, I mean, he's come on,
Starting point is 00:28:01 and I've done, like, legit 45-minute one-on-one. Yeah. Who do you like of that Nashville show that you feel like you could be friends? friends with. He'd a pick one of them. Like, who's the friendliest? Oh, Chip. Oh, yeah. Charles Esten, yeah, for sure. He's amazing. Let's remove him because he is fantastic of, like, the people that we don't have a personal relationship with. Like, I probably email with Chip twice a week. Yeah. Who, really? Wow, he's cool. You get to email
Starting point is 00:28:28 him twice a week. That's so random. We also work on charity stuff together and whatever. But, like, who that you don't know that you've hung out with you? Like, oh, they're kind of Cool from Nashville. Maisie. One of the sisters? Yeah. Is she the older one? She's the younger one.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I haven't met the older one yet. Oh, you met, so you and the younger one bonded? Well, I've had her on twice. Yeah. And she's super cool. Like, they're young, but they're, like, really mature. And their mom is really cool. Can I be friends with their mom?
Starting point is 00:29:01 The Stella's, her mom and her dad. They're in a band called The Stella. Yeah. So she comes with her whenever she's up there. well, it's just come twice. And so I guess I'd be friends with their mom. Yeah, fair enough. Skinny time.
Starting point is 00:29:14 There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So despite what you may have heard all over the internet yesterday, Taylor Swift was not carried out of her apartment inside of a suitcase. The photo agency that made the claim is now saying it was just a heavy suitcase with no known people inside. I looked at it. I think she was in the suitcase.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I think they were sneaking her out. I mean, and there are so many bodyguards around it and stuff. Unless you got a bunch of bars of gold, you don't need that many people carrying a suitcase. And she hasn't been seen in quite some time. And I hear she's been in suitcases. Being transported. I just saw the article and I thought I can see her being in that suitcase. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 And then I saw that because they can't prove it. Yeah. But I saw the picture. And apparently her camp had to reach out to these people like, you need to rewrite that statement. So I feel like maybe they were like. Trust me. As someone who that camps reached out to before, it ain't pleasant. So you're saying she's in the suitcase.
Starting point is 00:30:10 I'm not saying she is, but I looked at it. I think she was in the suitcase. Okay. Yeah, I do, I do, I do. What else you got? Alec Baldwin, excuse me, will play Jack Nicholson's role in NBC's upcoming live version of a few good men. Is that a musical? How does that work?
Starting point is 00:30:25 What? You can't handle the truth. You can't handle the truth. You want the truth. You can handle the truth. Man, that would be a nice Broadway production. Isn't that crazy? Like, they're doing live versions of all kinds of things.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I have no idea if it's a musical, but... I doubt it. It's going to be a live version. So these actors are going to really have to bust out their acting chops because it's live. Yeah, it's like a stage. It's like a play. There are just cameras around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:51 So a few good men live. That's a good movie. I never saw the movie. I just know that part right. Oh, you should see it. Neither. I haven't seen it. And, you know, I don't have time.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I'm not watching all movies anymore. I have too much new to catch up on. Golden Girls? That's my friends. Those are movies. There's a 30 Minutters. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.
Starting point is 00:31:18 This is Bobby Bones show. Cameron in Gainesville, Florida. What up? How are you doing? Good, man. What's happening with you? What can help you with? So my wife and I, as of today,
Starting point is 00:31:33 had been married for about one month now, exactly. and I'm just concerned because I've heard from a lot of my friends and family and a lot of her friends and family that, you know, we're still in the honeymoon phase, but once we get out of it, it's going to be a lot harder. And so I'm just calling to get any advice or any words of encouragement that you can give my wife and I. Yeah, I'll go first. All your friends are probably right.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I'm the one of the big four here that's not married. So I'm the wrong guy to ask But you normally give great advice Nope Yeah you're good at giving advice You're good Like you're so good My advice would be this
Starting point is 00:32:16 Let's hear this The honeymoon part of the relationship Was over before you got engaged True True Camera talking to you, not Eddie Oh I agree though Like what I'm saying is
Starting point is 00:32:27 Whenever you meet someone And start dating them It's amazing at first Like you like to make out And like rub knees and like oh just always sit and laps but then in a relationship that stops and you still enjoy each other but that part of it stops would you agree with that Cameron a bit not at all okay well then I'm out wait so what do you not agree with y'all still it's still as hot and heavy as the first day you met yes he's a lot wow okay well no he may not be how long you guys been together Cameron we've been together for just over a year now we've been married for about a month okay so I lived for pretty quickly. No, a year?
Starting point is 00:33:04 Are you kidding me? That's pretty quick. Not for me. That's like an eternity. Not for me. Okay, I'm going to pass this one over because obviously my advice is not good on this. And the one good thing about advice givers, they know when their advice is anon. So they delegate.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. I would say if you're in the moment right now and you're still in the honeymoon phase and you're having a great time, don't, why worry about what your friends say is going to happen? Maybe that won't happen for y'all. And if it does, you can address it then. and you can be prepared and equipped to know that you just got to invest in your relationship, still try to romance or romance each other, go on dates, keep it fresh, and, you know, understand that you're going to have fights and it's not going to be all roses, but you grow together.
Starting point is 00:33:46 That's the thing. I need it to be all roses. No, life's not all roses. Is life roses, Bobby? No, but that's why I need my relationship to be all roses. No, nothing in life is all roses. Here's my thing, right? Everybody's always like, life's complicated.
Starting point is 00:33:57 But for this guy's roses right now, why not? Life isn't, I need my life to be more complicated. Peerb is like, you know what, life's complicated. It's tough. I don't let my life be complicated. Work, sleep, dog. I'm all straight through. That's it.
Starting point is 00:34:14 You're really compartmentalized? Got a girlfriend. Like a waffle. Although she did get mad at me yesterday. Why? Well, because she was playing a lot. Not because I didn't go. I think just because sometimes I don't, like.
Starting point is 00:34:26 What happened? Nothing happened. Spit it out. Nothing happened. Do you not feel like you can say? I can say. I just don't want to deal with the repercussions at home, but that's never been one of the... Okay, well, then don't.
Starting point is 00:34:38 We were both gone like a week, and then she came back and I came back. And I just was like, I got to work, and we didn't hang out when you got back. When was the opportunity to hang out? Oh, all day Sunday. All day Sunday, and you didn't see her? A lot of it. Yeah, a lot of it. During the day?
Starting point is 00:34:56 I mean, I had to plan. I worked out of four and stuff, but it was just... Oh, but you worked out. I didn't have a lot of time. I didn't have a lot of time. I didn't have a lot of time. And then last night, it's... You worked out.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I saw her for a little bit yesterday, and then she went and played the John Marathon last night. But you saw her at band rehearsal. Yeah, she came in... So it was work. Yeah, that was business. Yeah. That's not hanging out as boyfriend and girlfriend. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:16 And I know. And she told me that. And I agreed with her. So, yeah, is... Again, I don't... My life's not complicated enough. It sounds like... If you don't get it together, she's going to be like...
Starting point is 00:35:29 And she should. You can go ahead. I'm no day at the beach, man. I know that. Like, I'm, I kind of... But you hate the beach. So maybe you are. Stop.
Starting point is 00:35:43 We're getting too deep. And you know what? She's overwhelmed with... And not in a bad way. She has a record coming out. And, like, you know, she's got all this stuff going on. I almost... I kind of had a joke I was getting to, but I didn't get to get to it.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Say it. Well, it was a joke. Well, because I was thinking, like, you're on the path of her being like, okay fine you can take your hand off the small of my back nobody gets that because that song's not even out yet Champagne? We play it but it's not out no one's going to get a random reference
Starting point is 00:36:10 Okay well they'll get it when it comes out You can't tell it You can't tell a joke that people will get two months Yeah well let me explain it So in the song Champagne Lindsay goes What does you say? Don't you dare take it? Stop stop stop! She goes
Starting point is 00:36:23 Don't you dare take your hand off the small of my back And the way Bobby's acting She's going to be like Mm-hmm please take your hand off the small of my back yeah I think you're still stretching okay fine when's it coming out so people know what I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:36:36 it's like that song comes out Friday right yeah I thought so too if you pre-order do you get it so everyone will get the joke on Friday come Friday you're going to get my jokes because I'm funny this is the song that Amy's talking about yeah that's so
Starting point is 00:36:53 don't you dare take your hand off the small of my back when we walk into crap I love it when you do that Keep telling me I'm beautiful Even though those room is full A VIPs Like that crystal chandelier
Starting point is 00:37:11 Ain't got nothing on me You make me feel Like Jessica Beal Stepping out of a stretch Anyway, there you go There's Amy's joke That'll work on Friday Yeah, I think she needs me
Starting point is 00:37:26 To do the little stuff better Yeah Sounds like it, I would Just by the sound of this, just by me hearing what you're saying, I'm not good. I can't,
Starting point is 00:37:36 I'm sort of, honestly, I'm sort of shocked that y'all, you had Sunday and y'all were both back and down and there was no
Starting point is 00:37:44 hanging out. Can I tell you something? I have, one, it doesn't matter. You know what? No, no, tell me. Tell me.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It's always work. There's always work. Tell me. Okay. I have a huge thing going up. You have priorities. That's what you're saying. And work is a priority.
Starting point is 00:37:59 That's what I, I would be hearing. If I was... That's the truth. What is the truth? He has said that from the beginning, but I don't see a problem with it. I don't know it was Sunday. Sunday's a day of rest. Not for him. He's never resting. If Bobby's resting, he thinks he's falling behind. And, I mean, what did she do Monday night?
Starting point is 00:38:15 She had to work. Well, why didn't she take it off? We don't get mad at her. She was playing a John Mayerathon. Okay, but you don't get mad at her. That was work. Yeah, that was work. You don't get mad at her for working all the time. I'm not mad at her. Bobby said, we spent time together today, but they were working band rehearsal we went to the juice place for an hour 15 minutes you remember an hour to 15 minutes which is probably five yeah anyway i didn't say listen i'm not sometimes not a good person to be around well i'm not saying that yeah you are isn't she no i'm saying you need to figure some stuff
Starting point is 00:38:47 out yeah hmm you have any more jokes that are going to make sense in like a month hey friday friday jeez man amy's making things awkward off the year She goes into the glass room, which is our producer room. And it's glass so we can see everybody in there, but you can't really hear the noise. And so Raymond, our head audio producer, who's always cutting up the clips, he's in there just mine in his business. And Amy goes in like, hey, you know how'd you go to get off her for four years. But let's go, get married. Poopin put her off the pot.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Oh, whoa, whoa, wow. I didn't say it that way. I did not say it that way. Raymond, your thoughts? It was pretty much just right to the point. She goes, pretty much, when are you going to get married? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't say anything about it's time to do it.
Starting point is 00:39:33 That's the worst small talk I've ever heard of in my life. I wasn't making small talk. I didn't know. Like, I think that Bay is awesome and she's perfect for you. And I don't think you're going to find anybody else that perfect for you. I know, but you just came out of nowhere and said it. No, we were having breakfast. I have to eat in there now.
Starting point is 00:39:50 And then I have no way to really respond because I'm working on stuff. And my real answer would be, yes, I would love to get married. But there's a lot of stuff that go into stuff like that. So it takes me time to think about it. But I'm busy. So then I say, sound like a jerk that I don't love my girlfriend and then everybody in the room thinks I'm a jerk. Let me ask you a question then. What's going on with this merits thing? Oh my goodness, you guys
Starting point is 00:40:09 are wrong. No, he just said he's got a answer. Yeah, and now you have time. You have in front of a microphone, not a computer. We can break it down. Pretty much, I've just never been pressured into anything. I do what I want every single day in my life. So you need to be pressured to get married. No, he's never been married. I don't know. That's right. But he's also not married. You've been over the four years. You're telling me, you pretty much need to ultimatum to get married. Be honest. Do you need an ultimatum to get married?
Starting point is 00:40:35 I mean, sure. Somebody could throw ultimatums at me. If my mom and dad were like, hey, we're not going to help you if you don't get married in the next year. That might change things. Sure.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Wait, wait. You're helping you? Don't your parents help pay for stuff for the wedding? Oh. We've got life. We've got life. Like your phone bill.
Starting point is 00:40:53 If my dad was like, hey, I'm not going to help you with that ring if you don't do in the next year, I'm going to go, okay. What? What? Your dad helps you in the ring?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Help with a ring. Instead of taking out some crazy loan, that would seem smarter to get some help from your parents. What kind of ring are you buying, bud? Aren't they $5,000, $10,000? A lot of people will take a loan out or a credit card. That's what I'm saying. I've honestly been taking loans from my parents, and that's been the best way since college. Dave Ramsey would advise that.
Starting point is 00:41:21 So what do you expect from me? I'm just like, listen, I don't, they have never had parents to rely on. So what do you have, what are you relying on from them? they for sure got to help me with the ring and they for sure have got to help with at least the beginning stages of the wedding. Like the place you, the chapel, the like the pre-reception area flying my friends in for the bachelor party. Dang. I mean, also I thought that, listen, if we're just doing old school like methodology, I thought the wife's parents paid for. I honestly think more nowadays, it's almost half and half now.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I've talked to my cousins and they've said, hey man, I ended up paying a lot. wedding-wise, so it is very, very price. You've got to be financially okay. For me, I'm not relying on anybody. Like, I'm paying for my own wedding. But Bobby, depending on who you marry, her parents may take care of it all. And you don't have to worry about a thing. First of all, oh, yeah. Anyway. What? What do you mean? The marriage thing.
Starting point is 00:42:17 You can't even say the word. For me, it's not even a topic. But for Ray, you've been together four years and you want it and you just need her to say, hey, marry me or I'm out. That's what you need to be here. No, I don't need to hear that. I love marriage. Marriage is a great thing. In the moment when I wake up in the morning and say, I want to get married, then that's when I'll get married. And haven't done that yet.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Okay. Do you feel like she's the one? She's for sure been the best girlfriend I've ever had. That's a boy, Raymond. Lunchbox will be bringing us the morning corny this morning. The morning corny. What do you give a sick lindexam? What do you give a sick lemon?
Starting point is 00:43:03 Lemon aid. That's so stupid. That's not even that funny. That's a good one. What? That was the morning corny. Do you want to hear some of our raging idiots rehearsal yesterday? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:20 So the raging idiots are a band. It's Eddie and myself and we have all great Nashville players. And by the way, we'll be in Madison, Wisconsin, if a minute wants to come. Raging Idiots.com. But what we were trying to do is, I just want to play the song we were trying to play, and you hear us play it
Starting point is 00:43:34 and see if there's any similarity there. Okay? So do you know this song, which is, you probably do, what I like about you? Yeah. So there's a harmonica solo in the song. So I'm playing the harmonica solo in the song
Starting point is 00:43:56 when we play it, but I want to play me playing harmonica instead of the band. You know how to play harmonica? Do I know how? No, do you know I play harmonica? No. So here's their version.
Starting point is 00:44:06 So, and this is Eddie on guitar, me playing harmonica. Here we go. Wow, that's pretty good. Okay, can I be honest? That's on Instagram. I'm actually playing. You can see it on my Instagram. I'm live impressed.
Starting point is 00:44:39 I'm better than I thought it was going to be. I saw the video and I didn't listen to the audio yesterday. But comparing them side by side, I'm like, hey, not bad. Like, I thought it was just going to be like, boop, bo, bo, b. Yeah, I thought you're just going wild on it. But you're actually, like, hitting the harmonica notes. Kind of. Yeah, I mean, we practice.
Starting point is 00:44:57 We're like, our band is going back on tour. And we're the most fun band you'll ever see in your life We may not be the best But we're pretty good, we have good players But again, here's that And then here's Eddie on guitar And me play harmonica Wow, that's good
Starting point is 00:45:24 Dude We've been trying to get better Yeah, how much How much practice are you putting into the harmonica? A lot of my piano, a lot on guitar Wow That is so crazy Are you being patisius or not?
Starting point is 00:45:38 No, I mean, he's real He's shocked That you can actually do that, that because the harmonica, like, you pick it up as a kid and you try to, you think, oh, it's going to be really easy and you, and nothing comes out. That actually sounds like the song, like it has the br-oh-da-do-do-do. What's that again? The br-oh.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Well, we're trying. Play it again. Which one? You? The main version or the R-Buh. Who cares about the main version? We've heard that one before. So it's on Instagram if you don't believe.
Starting point is 00:46:04 This is not a trick. And I do not think I'm a special. I'm not Chris Jansen or John Popper from Blues Traveler, but Eddie and I've been practicing. Dang, like that is skills. Thank you. Anyway, if you're in St. Louis, that show sold out, but we're playing Madison, Wisconsin, too. So Raging Idiots.com, I'll bust out the harmonica. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. They want to make crossing the street and typing on your cell phone illegal. And I'm totally down with that. Because what's happening is pedestrians are getting hit. Yeah. Because they're not seeing cars. And I've been one to text and look up and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, whoa.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I should probably stop. I'm about to step off the curb. And so there's two ways you can look at it. One, do you just look out for everyone's safety and go, no texting and walking across the street? Or do you just let the dumb people get wiped out? I'm with the dumb people getting wiped out. Look, if you can't text and walk across the street without getting hit by a car, that's your fault. And sorry, we're not going to make a law to protect your idiot self.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Get hit by the car. And then you'll learn. That could be the same thing said for like, you're the dumb person. wear your seatbelt. I agree with that. I don't think you should have to wear a seatbelt if you don't want to. Motorcycle helmets? You don't have to if you don't want to.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Red lights. That's totally different. That is a game of change. You want to. That's actually. Traffic. Stopped. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Breaks on cars. You want it or not. Optional. Katie in Ohio. Morning. Good morning. How are you? We're good.
Starting point is 00:47:49 We're talking about walking across the street and they want to make it. illegal to text and walk across the street. What are your thoughts? My thoughts are that first off, I have to agree with lunchbox a little bit. I mean, come on, let's be more cautious of what we're doing here. But people that are driving that, you know, hit this people or whatever happens, I mean, those people are going to get in serious trouble. You know what? You bring up a good point, too. Like, you're just also going to hurt cars. drivers could hit that person They hit another car
Starting point is 00:48:19 Like you're also causing damage Things outside of just the knuckleheads walking across the street Yeah Exactly I mean if we can prevent these people Even some of them from doing this I mean we're talking people going to prison For killing somebody they hit with their car No because they're illegally
Starting point is 00:48:35 They're walking across the street without paying attention They're not going to jail Do we want to waste the cops time Solving crimes or texting and walking? news you too relax all right if a car pulls out in front of you and you hit them can you get unassured clear distance absolutely even if it wasn't your fault see she's talking in terms of words i don't know so i believe her like that's what happens when people talk smarter words i just go you're probably right yeah but i don't even care about that part of it like if i hit someone and then
Starting point is 00:49:02 walking across illegally it still hurts my car and i may swear but hit another car avoiding them and i'm thinking of the emotional damage i may suffer knowing that i hit somebody oh imagine living that over and yeah even if it was their fault i know that i know that i I hit somebody, gosh. Katie, what kind of job do you have? Because sounds like you're smart. I work in finance, but that's not where that information came from at all. Did you hit somebody with your car once?
Starting point is 00:49:25 No, my mom is the clerk of court here. Yeah, I knew there was something. I could tell you by the tone of your voice. Hey, so, hmm, okay. Well, let's move off of that. But I appreciate... Somebody with your car. That's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:49:40 I appreciate the call. Appreciate you. Thank you. I appreciate you. All right. All right. Brad Paisley ran out a whole movie theater. It's crazy. I need to hang out with Brad Paisley.
Starting point is 00:49:49 Except they went in like one in the morning. Yeah. Because they had to go after a show. Brad Paisley rented out a movie theater on the Weekend Warrior World Tour. They were in Albuquerque. I mean, my girlfriend's also on this tour, so she told me they were going. And I was like, what time are you going to movie? She goes, 1 a.m.
Starting point is 00:50:03 I was like, dang, I'm out. But they all went because they party. They're rock stars. It was Brad, Lindsay L., Dustin Lynch, and they watched Spider-Man Homecoming. Mike D. said it was fantastic Spider-Man, and so did Lindsay. They both said it was one of the best
Starting point is 00:50:18 Super movies seen a long time. Wow. What's the last good super movie I've seen? Iron Man. No. No, that Galaxy won. Oh, Guardian to the Galaxy. Yeah, those are good.
Starting point is 00:50:30 And you guys don't, huh? I've never seen them. Oh, Avengers, the one where they're all together. Yeah, there's a new Avenger that's out. That's like a preview. Oh, there is? It's like they have a new one every week. each other. I didn't...
Starting point is 00:50:43 Yeah, I don't like going good guts by it. Yeah, I mean either. That's how people feel when you and I get into arguments. It's like... Stop arguing with me. It's like Captain America and Iron Man. Yeah, I'm Iron Man. Civil War. I'm Iron Man. Okay, guys. Say, who are you, Bobby?
Starting point is 00:50:54 Well, he has to be Captain America. See, I just, whatever Amy tells me to be. This is my life. Very, geez. Lindsay in Alton, Illinois. Good morning. Good morning. What's happened? Thanks for calling. We're all... I mean, I think we're all good, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Yeah. How are you? Crazy. I am doing great. even better now that I make your advice, I'm like a static. I cannot believe it. So you took my advice. Did we talk before? We have not talked before. No. So what happened? Okay. So I guess last week, like last Thursday or Wednesday, you were talking to a man who had like worked for a third years or so and he was just getting a job with the government
Starting point is 00:51:36 and he was nervous about his interview and you gave him like two things to hit him with at the end of the interview. They were two questions. and I was like, oh, I'm going on an interview on Friday. That's right advice. I'll give it a try. And I'm pretty sure it like, feels the deal. Yes, you got the job? Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Boom. Hey. Nice job. Hold on. Hold on. Let us recognize a small victory here first before you move on. All right, go ahead. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Yeah. So I got the interview on Friday morning at 8 a.m. And on Monday morning at 9 a.m., they had already called this. Wow. So now what's the plan? So now, I can't. start training until August 21st. So I have like a four weeks kind of time period where I'm at the same at my job.
Starting point is 00:52:21 And I'm nervous because I don't know, like I guess in two weeks I'll go to give like a, you know, my two snows, but I'm nervous because I don't know what to say. It's a small office. So I'm like really afraid that, you know, I'm going to kind of get some back less. And I'm, I almost want to go on and just like, here's my two weeks notice that I'm done. But then again, I want to be spared. So, I mean, it's just like an opportunity that I can't pass that. It's more money.
Starting point is 00:52:43 He has put his home. Yeah, so you just want to know how to give your notice, basically. Yeah, so I don't know how to give my notice, but I'm nervous about that. Like, I'm so excited, but I'm kind of, you know, like, I'm trying to get them excited and take them away because I'm nervous. So how close are you to the people in your office? Like, do you genuinely consider them friends, or are they just work friends? I would say just work friends. Like, we might go out, you know, and I have to work, but we don't, other than that, nothing.
Starting point is 00:53:10 So it's business. It is bit. So this is what I would do. You have four weeks until you have. can train. Chill out for two weeks, do your job. And then when it's two weeks out, say, hey, listen, I've been offered a better job. And be prepared, though, because some jobs will say, oh, you're giving your notice,
Starting point is 00:53:21 pack your stuff up, you can go ahead and go right now. Like, some jobs will do that. And don't take offense to it. You ever read? Nah. Just don't take business things personal. The four agreements? Four agreements.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Yeah. Like, business is never personal. I take everything personally. And don't. I know. I read some of that book, and that's when I put it down. So, wait two weeks. Give your two weeks notice when it's time.
Starting point is 00:53:43 say, hey, listen, I've been offered this job. Be very straightforward about it. And let the chips fall. Maybe you do two weeks. Maybe they say, hey, pack yourself up. But you don't owe them any more than that. Yeah. So I'm wondering, like, do you go about it?
Starting point is 00:53:53 Like, should I write a letter? Maybe put it on my stuff. You do all that. I would talk in human, though. I would go and say, hey, listen, I've been offered this job. I really appreciate everything you've done for me. It's been a really great run. And if you need anything from me or whatever, say all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And then say, thanks, if you need me, I'm here for two more weeks. And just be prepared for you. them to say go ahead and go home. But regardless, congratulations. They would go for a bigger job for offered to them. Yes, and that's my, you know, main reason.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I'm like, you know, they would take the same offer that I would. You know, because essentially it's best for me in my opinion, so I can't really pass it up. I agree. 100%. Congratulations on your job there. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:54:36 This is it. You hear this song and put you in that mind frame. It's dominating. And my ID's kind of like the punk rock kid kind of coming out of a show. lost 100 pounds in the past couple of years, like finally starting to interact and not be so shy,
Starting point is 00:54:52 and he's trying to date unsuccessfully so far. But this is where this comes in. So you went to a movie, Mike D, with the girl that works in the office. Yeah. And she's also kind of, what do you call yourself? Maybe not punk rock.
Starting point is 00:55:04 What do you call yourself? Emo? Punk rocker, I guess. Punk rocker. Yeah. He laughs at himself. I love it. Pump rocker sounds like.
Starting point is 00:55:14 It's kind of like emo, Mike. Yeah. You call me emo. So you guys go out to the movie. Yeah. She's also kind of emo. Yeah. And it's good, right? Yeah. You guys have a good time. One time, yeah. Then do you go out again?
Starting point is 00:55:26 It was like a work event, though, yeah. She was working and I was there. And do you talk an extra amount of time? Yeah, we hung out. So did you hang out to the point of where it felt like you were hanging out on purpose? I would say so. Okay, so what's your question? Like, what do I, like, make an, if I like her, should I make it? make the intention to know right away
Starting point is 00:55:47 or should I still kind of play it out and see what happens. Now see, they used to call me the FC Captain, right? I was the FZ captain. F.C. FZ. FZ. FZ. FriZ. Furn zone, Captain of the friend zone. Because I'm going to tell you, Mike D, it's better to be
Starting point is 00:56:03 rejected and know than be friend zone. Because people will friend zone the crap out of you. So here's the risk. You be your buddy. Go ahead. You'll end up being her buddy. Like, are you okay with losing it? Yeah. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Then you have to let her know. Okay. And probably she's not going to want to go out with you because they never wanted to go out with me. Most girls don't want to go out with us. We're not normal. We're just not and we're difficult and it's not like either one of us are real treats to look at. You know, we're nerds. I feel that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:31 So you got to make it known. Hey, listen, would you like to go on a date sometime? Even say that. And if she's weird about it, if she says no, then at least you know. But I'm going to tell you, women have depth and they're way better than us as men. we will see a woman and go, I can go out with her and date her or I cannot. And we're done.
Starting point is 00:56:51 You can convince a woman by doing awesome things with your heart and having wonderful traits about you if she's open to that. Yeah. So you'll get put in the friend zone if you're not careful. You've got to go for it and just say, hey, listen, this weekend I'm doing this. We'd like to go on a date and just see how she acts. And even if she says no, you can still get that. at least she knows your attention.
Starting point is 00:57:16 So you have to go for it. If you're okay with losing it, you have to go for it. Definitely. Because you will be put in the friend zone. And let me tell you, that's like an ice chest with a lock on the outside and you're just stuck. Like, you're locked in a Yeti. You ain't nowhere to go. So, yeah, what's, you're going to do it today?
Starting point is 00:57:31 Yeah, I'll do it today. Boom. Listen, prepare yourself for rejection. I'm just telling you. I'm going to KIR because prepare yourself for rejection because I had it a lot. know what happens, the more times you get rejected, the odds are that you're going to hit one of them. Let's say you get rejected nine times. Well, maybe that tenth is the one that said yes. You never even get to the 10th unless you go to the other nine. So this doesn't work. Go, cool.
Starting point is 00:57:57 All right, man. Now, are you going to call her, text her or just go up to her? No, go up to her. Or ask her on a date. You can either go up to her or text her. Don't do the phone. Okay. You either text her and be a real wimp like I would do or go up to her and be tough, but don't do the middle. Okay. All right, let us know tomorrow. Okay. It's kind of cool. Miranda Lamber and Chris Ableton doing Fire Away together in New York at a concert. You get a lot of crowd, but it's cool knowing they're doing it. When I walk downtown, it's everybody singing Chris Ableton songs. It shouldn't be. Is that right? Yes. It's everybody like everybody chill out. At the airport. Yeah, it's like, what songs? What are they singing? You're as smooth
Starting point is 00:58:59 Tennessee whiskey And it's like There's a bar in town And at the airport or in town And it's a very famous bar Called Tootsies It's in the airport too And like everybody at Tootsies
Starting point is 00:59:11 sings exactly the same Yeah They all sound like John Michael Morgan Or what's his name? William Michael Morgan Yeah But worse Like he actually can sing
Starting point is 00:59:19 But they're all like Got the same tone You're as smooth Well they just haven't found their sound yet Because a lot of people Started there They found their sound. Oh, I think they're still discovering.
Starting point is 00:59:31 I've been with artists before, and we were walking down together. Oh, no. And they're playing their song. And they're like, oh, they kind of hide their head because they don't want to be called. They don't want the person to see them. And be like, hey, there's a right. Come on up here. Yeah, I kind of do that when I go to the airport.
Starting point is 00:59:42 I'm wondering if one day I'm going to walk by, they're going to be singing raging idiot stuff. Oh, like Chick-fil-A. That'd be cool. Don't worry. No? Don't worry. They're not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Yeah. But, yeah, it's a lot of Chris Tableton that shouldn't be. Yeah, he's a hard one to try to tackle. He is, he is. So there's that. Here's a truck spelling more than 40,000 pounds of beer on the road. Oh, yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Semi in Colorado. He lost his brakes. And there he is coming back down. Oh, my God, and there goes his load. Oh, my God. It's a beer truck. Anybody thirsty? Anybody thirsty, man.
Starting point is 01:00:22 She's funny. She's throwing zingers out. That's alcohol abuse. Once the truck hit the slope, the back end opened up and everything came out. Oh my goodness. 40,000 pounds of beer. That's terrible. That's a lot of beer.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Dang, the highway was drunk. Okay, you and Eddie both with your little zingers you're trying to throw in there. Well, she had one. He's like, why not? I mean, talk about a wasted road. Oh, man. That was a great one. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:00:49 That road was sloshed. Wait, what? That's the same thing as what he said. Here's a fight at a Taco Bell in San Francisco. A former employee got into argument with the manager. The former employee threw ice tea in the manager's face. The manager then picked up a large, the vat tea, the big thing, and threw it at her. Got her.
Starting point is 01:01:08 The entire thing was caught on the cell phone. And somebody yelled to your mother. Yeah, that's a fight. Wow. And you can hear the other workers laughing because they don't care. It's a former employee coming back. But here's the thing. Listen, I'm not okay with that.
Starting point is 01:01:30 But let me say I'm okay with that. It's when people come back irritated with guns. And they're like, I'm about to shoot up in a workplace. Yeah, ice tea, cool. Ice tea? No big deal. I can deal with it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:41 It's a good viral video. Talking about my mom, okay. Yeah, leave the moms out, though. Come on. Well, no. I mean, I'm okay with it. It's better than the other. It's just when people get upset, they always want to take guns back in work.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Yeah. Let's not. Keep it simple. Let's go sweet tea. Even if it's sweet tea. Oh, that's a lot. Sticky. I'm okay with that, though.
Starting point is 01:01:57 That's my point. I got a couple things. One, yeah, it's not paid. I love Chick-fil-A. It's... That in Chip-Polet, healthy, solid on the road all the time. Just it really good.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Chick-fil-A, here we go. And now a random segment about Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A's going family-style. They want to feed your whole family. Starting July 17th, it's yesterday. Chick-fil-A will roll out the big portion. mills, $299, and they just put it out like a whole family thing. Wow, I don't you just go get a bucket of chicken nuggets?
Starting point is 01:02:36 I guess so. That's the first time I'd read about it was today. Maybe a bucket of waffle fries. Sounds amazing. Yeah. That was a random segment about Chick-fil-A. This was not a paid segment. Thank you. Carrabas does the family thing too. I do endorse Carabas, but they do the thing where you go and get like a family meal. Do you guys do family meal stuff?
Starting point is 01:02:55 Oh yeah. We go to Carabas all the time. Are you being serious? I'm being dead serious. They send us some gift cards Like a while back And we've gone like probably ten times Really? Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:05 We love that place Yeah, it's good The Chick-fil-A CEO tweeted me that he heard Chick-fil-A on Sunday And was like That's a good song That's not exactly what he said But that's why I took it
Starting point is 01:03:17 Because he acknowledged That's kind of how I read it too Yeah he was like I love it but the CEO of Chick-fil-A And they're in Atlanta And I was like Hey Let's come down and play
Starting point is 01:03:25 Chick-fil-A but it's Sunday there I didn't get a response back This is recorded live here Someone asked me earlier To play the Chick-fil-A song So it's pretty good It's because it's not open on Sunday It's when we always want to go, right?
Starting point is 01:03:41 I want to shake fillet But it's Sunday I want the fries and a little waffle But now I'm feeling awful I won't chick-fil-a But it's Sunday Yeah the one day that you aren't open It's the one day that I was hoping
Starting point is 01:04:03 To get Chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I think that's a problem with music now Is that people don't sing about real-life things anymore It's all about truck beds and stuff Like, that's a real-life scenario Yeah Where you drive up to a Chick-fil-A
Starting point is 01:04:23 And it's like, hello! And nobody answers you back, because it's Sunday. Yeah. That's why they start writing it on the signs, close Sunday. But that's it. I yell hello through the drive-thru Hello Nobody answers me back
Starting point is 01:04:41 I look around for all the other cars Where the heck is everyone at I won't shake the lay But it's Sunday I want the fries in the middle of I fall But now I feel awful I won't cheer fillet But it's Sunday
Starting point is 01:05:08 That's music right there I've heard a lot of music And that's music For sure That's our new raging idiot song We're trying to get it online We're having difficulties right now A little controversy
Starting point is 01:05:18 Okay But if you're in Madison, Wisconsin Come see us Ragingididates.com How about this? I know if you guys Don't talk about this or not But
Starting point is 01:05:27 Lunchbox and Eddie are making bets on who I'm taking to the Radio Hall of Fame induction because I get to take like 10 people, I think. How do we get in on this bet? I wasn't included. I don't know. That's what we do before the show started. You guys are working.
Starting point is 01:05:39 You're gambling. You're gambling on single individuals if they will or won't make it. Correct. How much money per person? It depends. I mean, the longer the odds, like lower down the total pole, the more money you can win more money for that if you're willing to take a chance on that person.
Starting point is 01:05:53 So what happened was, thankfully the listeners of the show, I get them being inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame in November and only get to take a certain amount of people which is tough And how many is it again Did you say 10?
Starting point is 01:06:04 I think 10 Because for sure I'm taking like Jay Shannon Wow yeah he hired me Yeah well I hired you But I told him to hire you Okay well tech He didn't know you
Starting point is 01:06:15 Okay relax All right He was like my PD for like 12 years And Broad Phillips And Amy and Lunchbox for sure Making it That's four That's four
Starting point is 01:06:25 I'm in They're for sure making it and then it's kind of up in the air. Like, I think Eddie goes. Yeah! Okay, okay, okay. He hasn't met with the show five years, but Eddie goes, he's been an instrumental part of the show for many years.
Starting point is 01:06:39 That's five. That's five. Pack my bags. I think, and that's where we are. That's where it gets really tricky. So you got five more spots. Yeah, who else goes? Who else has been instrumental in your radio career? Well, I mean, Ray's on the list.
Starting point is 01:06:52 He's at the top of the list. So you think Ray, okay. He is the, you know. Who are the ones that you're like, you don't know if they'll get invited it or not? Well, we go Mike D for sure. Mike D for sure, the new guy. I mean... He's interned.
Starting point is 01:07:04 He's been here for like eight years. No, I understand. Calm down. This is our list. This is the Vegas odds. This officially at the sports book at the MGM Grand. Go ahead. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Don't lie and say stuff like that. Just tell the story. Morgan, both Morgans. One and two. Morgan one and two. They're both very low down there. Like, you may be watching the sidelines. will go Facebook live
Starting point is 01:07:27 and you can watch it. Yeah. Who are the people you have on the list that probably won't make it but there's an outside shot? Well, here's one that I kind of brought it. It was Lindsay. Oh, my girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Your girlfriend. Because we don't know, this is in October. We don't know. November. November. We don't know what we'll be happening. It's a whole other 30 days. That's a long time.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Yeah. Okay. So that's real questionable. I would be, it's crazy that you guys have her like after. Oh, I have her. I don't even have her on the list. Oh, what?
Starting point is 01:07:52 I have her is going. She's definitely. What's wrong? Girlfriends are temporary. Okay. What else you got? Who else on the bottom of the list that you think has outside shot? Outside shot, I have Bob Pittman, the head of our company.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Oh, yeah. He would be there for other reasons. He will come in. Yeah, so, well, that's, I mean, that's another one. That's not what a Bobby's 10 slots. What about people that we know, like the show knows? Softball Ricky. Oh, solid one.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Solid one. Solid choice. He was a. I got one. Good. Your first co-host, Jill. solid choice anybody else
Starting point is 01:08:26 yeah uh Carlos yeah uh Carlos yeah of course Carlos for sure okay who do you think makes it
Starting point is 01:08:32 if it's Carlos or Nada Carla No what are you crazy that's blasphemy get out of here with that What? You know get out I never say that ever again
Starting point is 01:08:42 Carlos is a producer was in an affair forever Yeah stop Nata was Not a post in the internet Get her up get Oh stop Lunchbox
Starting point is 01:08:51 She's not even here I got one Go ahead. Elena. She's behind the scenes, but she was running the show. I got to figure this out, huh? What an interesting conversation, huh? Elena and Carlos are pretty clutch.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Yeah. Like, they're solid part of Bobby Bochow history. Okay, what about, if we're going interns that had a huge impact? Like, intern Paul Wall, I mean, he was in. You had to move up and pay stuff. What about? What about is pulling out interns? Sydney.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, no. All right. Thank you. We just went way back. Let me know who you got your money on. I'll present you with a scenario. Give me your opinion on this. It's should you get time off of work after a breakup?
Starting point is 01:09:35 Oh, that's thoughtful. Okay. You're running a business. It's a real question. Should you get time off of work after a breakup? What are your initial thoughts? I mean, my initial thoughts are probably not. No, you need to like pull it to.
Starting point is 01:09:51 together, go to work, do your thing. But sometimes it can just be emotionally draining and you really can't be suffering. So there might be something behind it. And you're your strong opinion. So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb. Okay. I'm trying to think of one breakup where I went like crazy town. And yeah, I needed off from work.
Starting point is 01:10:14 But it'd be a six day. Boom. So here's the real life part of this. Yeah. mental health is as important as physical health. Yeah. And there are times where mentally you're not there. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:10:27 And it should be used as a sick day because you know what? You're not, if you're feeling ill. Not yourself. You can be mentally ill too. Yeah. Temporarily. So yeah, I think a breakup, a pet dying, if you're just having a really, really bad day because something in your life has not happened, that's a sick day.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Yeah. Mental illness, short-term, long-term, that's a real life thing. I've had short-term mentalness for sure. And there are days where you're not at 100% where it's like you've had something in your life happen. And I'm like, ooh, maybe you should just check out at the day. Yeah. And you don't.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Yeah. But it should. You should. So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb. Lunchbox, break up. If I owned a business and you came to me and said, I need the day off, I was in a breakup. I'd fire you.
Starting point is 01:11:13 All right, there it is. That was a strong opinion on something dumb. And splash. I don't know. Amy's got a stack of news. What do you have? Yeah, okay, I just have to share this crazy story and shout out to this construction worker who's also a good Samaritan because there's this crazy guy on something that stole a car and the car he stole had a baby in the back. So what the construction worker do?
Starting point is 01:11:41 He saw the guy then later acting crazy. So an amber alert has gone out. This guy just, this guy happens to park the car somewhere, get out and he's pacing the car acting totally. inebriated. So the construction worker just going off his gut instinct sees a baby in the back and he's like, this isn't safe. Whatever the situation, I don't think he knew about the Amber Alert at this point, but he's like, that baby's not safe. So he goes and takes the baby out of the car, gets the baby, calls the police and turns out it was a missing baby from the Amber Alert. You know what? It turned out good, but that's a risky move. To go grabbing a baby. Like, you better, you're putting,
Starting point is 01:12:14 I'm all in. I'm all in on this baby and something not being right. And I'm glad he did it. I probably would have just called someone and watched and made sure the guy wouldn't have got back into the car drunk or go grab him or something like hey yeah like what juggle juggle hey man look at me I'm juggling follow me
Starting point is 01:12:35 till the police can get there I don't know good for him in the end it worked out what do you got okay so since everyone loved Ed Shearin and Game of Thrones so much they didn't he deleted Twitter people hated him I was going to say that too he deactivated his Twitter account yeah he's like out can people give listen he was not a good actor
Starting point is 01:12:50 Oh, well, why? So are they being facetious here because I read he's going to be on the Simpsons? That's different. That's not Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is a very serious thing. You don't mess with Game of Thrones. So people, that's why he deactivated his Twitter? Haters.
Starting point is 01:13:04 He already was off, and then people were just ripping him for Game of Thrones. And they shouldn't have. So if you deactivate your Twitter and your Ed Shearin and then you have a foma, no, regret, whatever. Remorse? Remorse. Formo. Homo. Hey, it could be fomo if you're missing out.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Can you just like call the head of Twitter and be like, can I have my countback? Yeah, still hold Ed Sheeran. I can't even get at Bobby Bones because some guy in Virginia Beach has it. Yeah. And he will not use it for years at a time and then use it again. I know. So I'm Mr. Bobby Bones. But Ed Shearin would be able to get whatever he wants.
Starting point is 01:13:37 We try to get it for you back for your birthday one year or something. He wouldn't even take money, would he? This dude was like not having it. We're like, your name's not even Bobby Bones, but it's like his nickname and he's a surfer. And he tweeted like five times. Like he hadn't tweeted in a year. He'll be contacting him and he's such a loser. I know.
Starting point is 01:13:52 I'm going to look him up right now. Yeah, let's call him again. Maybe he needs money this time around. Maybe he's on hard times. We're just waiting to see when his stock, when his stock goes down. Desperate, you know? What else you got? He's young.
Starting point is 01:14:04 Okay, so the guy who used to play Kermit the Frog, he was Kermit's voice for 27 years. And did you see why things didn't work out for him after 27 years? Um, things just weren't flying. No. He challenged the riot. and they just weren't having his attitude about it because one of the scenes they had Kermit lying to, you know, his nephew or something. Kermit's got a nephew? What's happening in Sesame Street?
Starting point is 01:14:30 Hold on, stop. But the guy that voiced Kermit, he's like, this isn't the character of Kermit. He would never lie. Okay, here's the thing. He wouldn't lie about that. You're the voice of Kermit, not the writer of what Kermit says. Yeah, but he's, after 27 years, like Kermit. In his mind, he's Kermit, dude.
Starting point is 01:14:47 He felt like it was disrespect to Kermit. character. And you know what? Whenever you do something honorable, you run the risk of putting it all on the line. And he did, and it didn't work out for him. So I don't have any problem with Sesame Street firing him because he's not the owner of Kermit. He's not Kermit. He's the voice Kermit. You're the voice. You're right what they tell you to say. Hi, oh, Kermit D-Frog here, and I have a butt it. If that's what they're right, then you say it. Wow. Okay. I just thought, man, wow, 27 years. Yeah, it stinks. It does stink. I feel like Kermit. And he did. When he goes asleep at night, he'll probably feel better about himself.
Starting point is 01:15:21 But when he wakes up and he's broke, he probably won't. Wait, do you think, oh, you say, do you think after 27 years are doing Kermit, though, he's doing okay? I'm, uh, he's probably, yeah, I'm sure he's fine. I don't know, listen, I don't know, people would gamble. Charles Barkley, I mean, he gambled millions. John Daly. You think they'd be doing fine. MC Hammer.
Starting point is 01:15:37 I can't forget him. I love he gambled, oh boy, but he's been a lot. Well, he just had a big entourage for something. He'd go straight, MC Hammer on life. That's what I think about, someone who's so successful and then blows it all. MC Hammer. Remember when Lunchbox took and he paid for voice lessons? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:53 To be a cartoon character? To be Affleck. No, no, no. No, no. No, he went and took lessons and created a character. He paid someone to teach him how to be a cartoon character. That's true. He did.
Starting point is 01:16:01 Like voice lessons. And what was your character's name? It was the squirrel. Yeah, that's a squirrel. What was the other one? I don't care about the other one. It was the squirrel. Do the squirrel.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Hey, guys. This is the squirrel. I forget my name. I haven't written down somewhere, but I think it was squeaking the squirrel, something like that. And how much do you think you paid overall? Thousands of dollars. What?
Starting point is 01:16:23 Upon thousands of dollars. Upon. Thousands upon. He went and took lessons from this person that taught him how to be a voice actor. And so he created a squirrel character. Yeah, we go out. We look for some nuts in the tree. Sometimes we get on some bird feeders.
Starting point is 01:16:36 We eat some seed. We're the annoying little squirrels. Yeah. You pay thousands upon thousands for that voice? Yes, he did. I doubt. He tends to exaggerate. He probably paid about a thousand bucks all lessons.
Starting point is 01:16:47 But either way, he spent time and money. these lessons and he would come in week after week sounding just like that. Don't hate on me because I spent thousands upon thousands. It was multiple thousands of dollars, I promise. What are you doing today, squirrel? Well, today, I mean, it's supposed to be sunshine here in the great state. So I'm going to go out to the park and maybe go down by the river see if anybody are trying to catch some fish.
Starting point is 01:17:08 And I'll be like, come over here. Hey, this is squeaking squirrel. This is a squirrel that doesn't eat nuts. It eats fish. No, no, no. I didn't say I was going to watch the fish. I'm done. anymore. Okay. He sounds like the guy that used to get smushed on Saturday Night Live. Remember the walk
Starting point is 01:17:24 he though? He sounds like Mickey. Hey, oh. Yeah. Hey, everybody. It's Mickey house. See, you're, you got the powerful voice. But then you did. Hi-oh, Kermit too frog. No, I'm not a powerful squirrel. I'm like a squeaky squirrel. Eddie can do all voices. Do Kermit. Oh, hello there. Kermit the frog here. Uh, trying to just get be green like I normally do. Uh, do goofy. Gosh. I'm just hearing the show. hanging out with Squeaky the Squirrel. Okay, do Squeaky the Squirrel. Hey, everybody.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Squicky the squirrel. Wow, that's actually pretty good. I mean, that's how he does it, right? You nailed it. I'm going to go to the park and see people fish. See what they catch. That's it. It's a great day in the old state.
Starting point is 01:18:05 It's a great state. What else you got, Amy? Okay, Radar Online claims that Mike Tyson was offered $500,000 to fight Russian president, Vladimir Putin. And the offer would cover Mike's fight and the translation of his book, Iron Ambition, into Russian. Huh. Interesting.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Think it's going to happen? I don't think it's real. But that would be interesting because I wonder if an older Mike Tyson, because Vladimir Putin, he was ex-KGB, like, hardcore. Like, knows how to fight. Scary.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Still plays hockey. Stuff. I'd pay that pay per view. Yeah. I'd probably send lunchbox to cover that one. Do your mic. Oh, here we go. Now we're going to cover something finally for the show.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Hey, lunchbox, that would be amazing. Man, it's finally if I get to go to something cool because, I mean, Russia. Do your Mike Tyson impression. and Eddie. Oh, I don't have one just other than... I thought he was like... What does he say?
Starting point is 01:18:53 I'll rip your heart out and... I think... I think you're... I... Because he's got the lift. He's going to fight Vladimir Putin. Yeah, no, I have no. No, you are Vladimir Putin.
Starting point is 01:19:03 You're the voice. You did Vladimir Putin. I mean, enough impression. Wait, hold on. Mike. Squeaky, yes, well quick. Yes, can we circle back to something we talked about at the beginning of the pile? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Yeah. Bobby Bones's Twitter, this loser, He is private now, and he only has 319 tweets. Oh, you're talking about the actual. Oh, the actual, not me. I was like, what? He joined in 2008. So in nine years, he has only tweeted 318 times.
Starting point is 01:19:32 He is following 17 people. This dude has only liked 23 tweets. He's not active on Twitter, and he's standing there at the beach with his surfboard and his thinks he looks cool tat. Can we get him off Twitter? Come on, Twitter. You've got to be listening. What a loser. Oh, is that Vladimir?
Starting point is 01:19:46 He's a loser. Oh, my goodness. Bobby Bones, everybody Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Bones show I'm so just captivated by this story There's a couple they're getting married They're both virgins
Starting point is 01:20:06 And they were saving themselves And I think that's admirable And so they want to document the whole day And they also want to document their night When they're doing it The first time What document, like how They want a photographer, yeah
Starting point is 01:20:18 Like they legit want a photographer Take a picture of them doing it So Why would they want someone Like in the room? They want the picture They want someone to take pictures of it It's important to them
Starting point is 01:20:33 They both waited, they abstained It's not like they're out just doing it Yeah, I know Like it means something to them Like a self-timer camera or something You know, like But you may not get the perfect shot Okay
Starting point is 01:20:45 Yeah, but it's okay It's kind of funny, huh? Yeah, really funny I mean, so there's a photographer that offers the service? Yeah, maybe it's like a concert where if Garth plays, he lets a photographer come up for the first three songs and stand in the pit. Maybe for the first five minutes, the photographer is getting as many shots as he can, and it's like, hey, you got to go.
Starting point is 01:21:05 You got to get out. Yeah, yeah, like three songs are over, get your photography equipment. But they were, they posted an ad looking for that. Okay. Again, they've both abstained. It's not like they're out just doing it. And I don't even care if they are. Good for them.
Starting point is 01:21:19 but I do think it's pretty funny that they want to document it all day the wedding like when they wake up the day the wedding all of it got it morning to the next morning yeah got it what you think about that I wouldn't want it but yeah I guess
Starting point is 01:21:37 if they want documentation sure but no that would be so awkward for me to have a photographer there or would it be just for a second because once I got painted in the nude and I lost a bet and had to send They're butt naked as a dude painted me in a tiny room. And I was, it was just me.
Starting point is 01:21:54 Isn't that different than an intimate moment with another person? All I'm going to say was I felt really awkward at first. It was just me and my dingling, and that's it. And the dude did the paintbrush. And it was like, oh, this is so awkward. But then it just became a thing. And it was like, ah, whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Yeah, I know. So maybe that's what it would be like. I was in the next room. I know. Yeah. You were? Yeah. We all were.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Everybody was. I lost a bet. I had to get painted and naked. It was terrible. We weren't watching. Don't worry. Wait, although at the time Carlos, who was on the show, was watching,
Starting point is 01:22:28 he had to be in the room to, so they could verify. To verify. And he had to be, oh. That's terrible. He lost and had to go in and make sure I was naked. Yeah, we did stupid stuff like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:36 But when she says that, it makes me go, we should do that again? No idea. Get your Bobby Bones on. Follow Bobby on Snapchat. Username Bobby Bones show. On the website today. Eddie watched Mighty Ducks for the first time.
Starting point is 01:22:51 It was a movie from 20 years ago. His review is up on the website. He loved it. I'll ruin it right now. I absolutely loved it. He thought it's better most movies today. Now I'm going to watch two and three. So get ready for those reviews coming up.
Starting point is 01:23:03 They're not as good. Oh, they're not. There's a doctor that found 27 contact lenses in a woman's eye because she's been losing them. That's at bobbybones.com. And there's also an early show message, which we do every day and we post a message. And Lunchbox is in the Early Show message
Starting point is 01:23:15 is complaining about something. So all at bobbybones.com. Hope you have a great rest of your Tuesday. We'll see you guys tomorrow. What's up today? Anything for you? Nothing crazy, you know? I've been, like, loading up the night before and the day of, when I box, I have to load up on...
Starting point is 01:23:32 Electrolites? Carves and electrolytes. Yeah. Pedialite. I drank a whole bottle of pediolite. Wow. Between last night and this morning. And I don't every day, but before...
Starting point is 01:23:40 I mean, those workouts hurts. They're so intense that every time, every workout, I don't think I'm going to make it. Like, I'm like, I can't do it anymore. And then everywhere I think I'm going to puke. And then everywhere I think I think I want to cry. And the stretching part, like, I think tears are going to come from my eyes. And it's terrible. So intense.
Starting point is 01:23:56 It is the most intense thing I've ever done. You're making me feel like a big win. And I've done crossfit and I've done triathons. And it's the most intense thing I've ever done. But then when I'm done, I feel like a winner. I never feel like a winner. I feel like a winner. You look like a winner.
Starting point is 01:24:08 I don't. No, no, no. I still look stupid. I'm looking better and better. But I still look stupid. But I have that at 3.30 today. get some stuff to do. But anyway, we're out.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Everybody good? We out. Good, good, good, good. All right, thank you. Have a rest of your Tuesday. Hope it's amazing. And bobby bones.com. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. The Disneyland Resort is everything. We came to play the Calliway. It felt like I was in the round-up game with Woody and Pixar Piers. Have you been holding out on us? No, just showing you where the real Hollywood stars are.
Starting point is 01:24:40 Like Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Oh, there's jazz, right? And a drop. You'll see. Grab a Mickey Brussels on the way. Girl, you'll read in my mind. We're almost there. Disney California Adventure Park and Disneyland Park.
Starting point is 01:24:51 We came to play. Both park tickets and reservations require subject to restrictions change and cancellation without notice. Visit Disneyland.com for details. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me.
Starting point is 01:25:03 Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Readers, Katie's finalists, publicists. We have an incredible new episode this week for you guys. We have our girl Hillary Duff in here, and we can't wait for you to hear this episode. They put on Lizzie McGuire at 2 a.m. Video on demand. This guy's booboo-a-m.
Starting point is 01:25:46 2 a. Whatever time it is. Lizzie McGuire. And I'm like, wild bat you were with. It was like a first like closet moment from me where I was like, I don't feel like she's hot like the rest of that. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:25:55 I was like, she's beautiful. But I'm appreciating her in a different way than these boys are. I'm not like, but listen to Los Coleristas on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. This is Julian Edelman, host of games with names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious This Is Important Podcast. Let's go!
Starting point is 01:26:23 We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of gold slager. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it. For more games with names, visit the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast.
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