The Bobby Bones Show - Why Did Eddie Get In Trouble With The Law? + Bobby Calls Out Kids For Having It Too Easy These Days + Lunchbox’s Friend With A Pet Deer Calls In

Episode Date: January 17, 2018

Why Did Eddie Get In Trouble With The Law?, Bobby Calls Out Kids For Having It Too Easy These Days and Lunchbox’s Friend With A Pet Deer Calls In  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, welcome to Wednesday, but it feels like Tuesday, so that's an extra bonus day. Yeah, more studio! Morning! Well, we do have a lot to cover. I think a pretty exciting thing today is we have a brand new Dark Spintley song to play for you. You're just waking up. Riding sign, t' t' t'ing. It's time.

Tad, have a good day. Have a good day. Let's go. A good day at work. Do you know you're not really supposed to drink orange juice anymore? What? And I know this, too. Oh, it's just so full of sugar.

That's why. I mean, it is packed full of sugar. You can. It's better than Coke, I guess. Yeah, soda. Yeah, soda from the South. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, fruit juices in general are packed.

Milk is packed with sugar. I saw this thing where one of these chefs got up and did a TED Talk, and he poured out a bunch of sugar. He goes, no what this is from? Milk. Really? Yeah. Everything has sugar in it.

That's all going to die. Just water. Sugar. Water is just simply the best thing to drink all the time. But about once or twice a year, I'll have a Coke, a literal Coke. Mm. Oh. It burns so good.

Yeah, that just bubble carbonation. It has to be a super special occasion. But I'll take a Coke. I get a straw. I love it with a straw too. I love it with a bendy straw. And I'll swallow that first time, and it's just like a burn that goes down my chest. It's like, oh, so.

And then you don't want another one after that? No, no, I want one every day in my whole life. But the thing is, take a Coke and pour it into something and leave it out. And it's like a film that develops, like a gel. Yeah, that way you know it's not good for you. Like, if it does that, yeah. Sugar's going to kill it. Anyway, there's a new Dirk song today.

It's called Woman Amen. I said this few times myself. Woman Amen. Brand new from Dirk Spentley here. World premiere date, Bobby Bone Show. I'd lose my way, yeah. I'd lose my mind. If I face one day on my own.

I know I was saved The night that she gave this drifter's heart a home Recognizing people Doing cool things It's ICU Lunchbox you saw that 99-year-old woman At the Vikings Saints game? No

Oh, you didn't see it? No! Okay, so you were out this past weekend Yeah So, okay, her name's Millie Wall She's a diehard Vikings fan 99 years old And obviously she got to watch her team play

And got to watch them win which was a big deal to her. She always wanted to go to a Super Bowl, too. So the NFL said, hey, if the Vikings get in or not, we're going to send you. So gave her two tickets to the Super Bowl. And so at 99 years old, she's going to go. After that game, she didn't have a heart attack because at 99, there is no way your heart can take that excitement. Did you see everybody's Apple Watch?

I had an Apple Watch. They thought people were having heart attacks in Minnesota. Because after they caught up, they were like, ah! And it registered super high heart rate. That's awesome. Yeah. So I seed a Millie for knocking it out for 99 years. End of the NFL for hooking her up.

I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. In Michigan, officials said that flash and boom sound that many people heard and saw wasn't lightning, it was a meteor. They said nothing landed on the ground. In Minnesota, a semi slid off the road and crashed into the side of an elementary school. Three kids had minor injuries.

The driver was injured. Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally, that ice and snow is now along the East Coast, Washington, D.C., Boston, New York, be careful on those morning commutes. It's also going to be really cold as well from Texas to Maine, windshield, and the single digits. Everybody's familiar with the side hustle, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I think now a lot of people have small side hustles, which means just another job you're working to make a little extra money. Morgan number two actually edits a sheep magazine. Really? Did you know that? Is it a sheep magazine? Yeah, like a Hampshire sheep magazine.

the animal. Wait, what? What? Yeah, they're sheep. Like baby lambs that turn into sheep. Oh, sheep. Sheep. Yeah.

Wow. So, it's a whole magazine dedicated to sheep. Yeah, so it's like the National Association. I just put together their magazine. It's all these pictures of sheep people are selling. How often? Four times a year. Do they pay you?

Yeah. Really good money. What do they pay you? Like $15 an hour. To put together a magazine on a sheep? Yeah, it takes me like 20. hours. That's about it. Wow. That's pretty good money, though.

Wow. Okay. So, what's your side hustle? Lunchbox? Well, I always want to invest in things, but no one wants to do anything with me. So right now, I am side hustled out. I'm not making any extra money at this point. You realize

you can invest in things. You can buy stocks. You can buy Bitcoin by yourself. And nobody wants to invest with you because your ideas are often so cockamamie that it's like, that doesn't matter. You can't do it with you. You wanted to build a snow cone stand. with a baby changing state. No one wants their poopy kids near a snow cone.

The baby changing station would be on the back side so you wouldn't even see it. But why even invest money in that? That way you can sit there and enjoy the game because I'm going to have a big screen TV. It's like a family atmosphere. Terrible idea for a snow cone stand. And maybe it isn't, but I did not want to be involved with my own money. So you got mad at me for not wanting to put my money into it. Bones Cones.

He wanted to use my name too. That's a great name. Multi-layered. Eddie, do you have a side hustle? I own some stocks. One company I got out there I just have been dabbling a little bit I found some good deals on some stocks

and I'm going to watch them work. What'd you get? I got some penny options. Penny stocks are terrible. Hold on. Hold on Wall Street. There's a reason penny stocks cost a penny because they're worth that.

I got a family member that works in a company he got me some good options so I took them and let's see what they do. If I don't show up to work one day you know they hit big. Just telling you. But hitting big is like hitting a penny slot machine? You want $1.19. Oh, good point. Yeah. That's my side hustle, man. That's what I do.

Bobby, what's your side hustle? Oh, write a book. Comedy tour. I have a band. Write another book. Write songs. Songs. Why do you ask me a question, then make fun of me in a muggle tone? No, we answered all your side hustle. Yeah, I was just trying to see if I could name them all. Is there anything else I'm missing? Oh, podcast. Is it a podcast network out there? A TV host somewhere out there. Keep trying that out. What else you got? I don't like you. You guys. No, come on. Your Wednesday positivity.

Our guest, tell me something gooder today. It's our video producer, producer. Eddie! Here we go. A New Hampshire couple. They were on the way to the hospital. They're about to have their baby. Tick-tok, tick-tok.

They ran out of time. They pulled over in the Target parking lot. And they just gave birth to the baby in the car. Like straight out. Man, how scared would you be? Terrified. They rolled in at 1.13 a.m. They called 911, but even before 9-1-1 could get there, they had the baby. I always wonder if women who've had babies hear this, and it was like a 13-hour pregnancy birth.

Oh, yeah. And they're like, come on. I took 13 hours. Yeah. Well, that's awesome. And the baby's good. Everybody's good. Lunchbox you're up. I just love this couple from Massachusetts. Jane, about six months ago, won a million dollars in the publisher's clearinghouse. So her husband's like, man, I can't be outdone by my wife. and buys a lottery ticket last week, scratch off, $1 million. Wow. Same store? Do you know?

No, no, no. One was the Publisher's Clearing House. The other one was a lottery ticket. But they both wanted... That's a thing to? I didn't know you can win money from them, like, for real. Oh, Publishersers Clearing House? Yeah.

I don't know that still existed. I know you used to win money. Oh, wow. I thought it was like a publisher's going to have scratch off. Oh, no, no. So they both won a million bucks, two separate ways within six months of each other because the husband didn't want to be outdone by the wife,

and I'm so happy for him. That's crazy. Wow, you're not happy for them either, but that's crazy. Eddie, you're up. All right, Maurice Anderson. He was on the subway with his brand new boots that he just bought. They were a $260 pair of boots. And he notices a homeless guy sitting next to him with these shoes that have no business being in the cold weather.

They were falling apart. And he says, hey, buddy, I want you to have my boots because these boots are for the snow and it's cold outside. So he just took his shoes off right there in the subway and gave it to the homeless guy. Man, that's nice. That's all I got I pulled over on the side of the road to give his jacket. to a homeless guy too. Yeah. See?

Yep. Because the homeless guy to have a jacket and he just took his jacket off and gave it to him. Weird plastic surgery that people are having.

One, fake dimples. So if you're not born with amazing dimples, people are having them cut in their face. Six-pack sculpting. I can see that. I don't know if that's super crazy.

Because I work and I eat right and I do these sit-ups and these leg lifts and it's just not there. It's like a three-and-a-half-packed. And so people are getting a surgeon to etch out lines in the abdomen. I could see me if I was a surgery person doing that.

I just don't want to put myself at risk with unneeded surgery. Yeah. See, I'm happy knowing they're in there somewhere. I can't see them, but I know they're in there. People are getting knee lifts. They're removing saggy skin from their knees. Oh, yeah. And then the weirdest one, this is a weird plastic surgery, is ear pointing, which

People are making their ears like pixies because they want to be like a little pixie. Really? Like a point of ear. So people are paying for those type of things. What'd you do yesterday? Watchbox? I took a nap and I played in the snow. You did?

I played in the snow with the dogs. Through some snowballs at them because they couldn't throw them back at me. My dog hates the snow. Really? Well, he's skinny. You know, he's fighting cancer right now and he's lost a bunch of weight. So he hates it. He's like cold amount inside.

So you snowed it? Yeah, I snowed it. I have a story that I hope I don't have to tell you guys until my book comes out, but I have a feeling it's going to get released early. Uh-oh. Remember how about the billboards? I revealed it in the book. Yeah.

I had another scientific experiment I was doing, and I think someone found out. Oh, no. I'm not going to say what it is in case it doesn't come out. What? I know. I come in a little upset today. I'm not going to say what it is on the year, because if it doesn't come out, it'll still be in the book. I hate it when you do this because I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm trying to figure it out of my head right now. But I did this experiment and I was found out. And I'm just hoping they don't print it. Because it's going to run a whole chapter in my book. Dang. But that's all. And your book's done. Well, unless they find it.

I'm so frustrated because I thought I was going to be able to hide this until the book came out, much like I hit the billboard thing. I got busted yesterday. That's all I'm going to say. I'm going to leave it there because I'm not saying because if it doesn't come out, then I'm good, but it can come out. I'm going to tell Morgan number two. Oh, no, come on.

Why do you do that? The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. They're putting some songs in the Grammy Hall of Fame. Songs being inducted this year include, I will always love you from Whitney Houston, Aerosmith's Dream On, David Bowie's Space Odyssey,

and Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison. When Little Big Town hits the road for the breaker tour next month, They'll be joined by Kimberly Schlapman's baby daughter, Dolly. She's now one-year-old, crawling all over the place. The breaker tour starts February 9th in Austin, Texas. And finally, Luke Bryan's annual Crash My Plya Music Festival kicks off today in Mexico. You probably aren't there if you're listening to me.

I wish I was there because it's warm there. But Blake Shelton, Sam Hunt, Dustin Lynch, Marion Morris, Brett Eldridge, the Cadillac 3, so many more. And Luke Bryan's there singing in the warm. And that's it. That's Amy's 30 Second Skinny. I'm Bobby. Thank you. The Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day.

This story comes to us from Wayne County, Pennsylvania. Two people were inside Walmart when they decided to steal another woman's purse and credit cards. Only problem is they were two people using motorized scooters, so they only got a few aisles away before they got caught. They're driving one of those Walmart scooters. And they drove by someone's car and stole the purse and thought they could get out of there. Look at them. Look at their picture. They got buses. Those are the two people.

They're riding those carts. I'm going to make a dated reference here, but it's almost like Austin Powers when he's trying to get away. And then he can't turn around. Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show. I was listening to Raymond's News about an hour ago. This semi that slid off the road crashed into elementary school. Crazy.

And it hurt a few kids, but nothing. serious, thank goodness. Can you imagine you're driving this truck? And you drive a truck all the time. That's your living. You start to slide and you're like, wow, no, the truck is sliding. This is not good. Uh-oh, there's an elementary school right there. And you can't stop.

And you're probably so freaked out when you hit the school and you hit a part of the building where kids are close. Oh, my goodness. Thank goodness nobody got seriously hurt. But just a heads up, if you're in D.C. or Boston or New York, the snow is it coming. Let me tell you. We just had it. It's still here. Heads up. It ain't pretty. It's coming for you. For all of our listeners in Sacramento and Vegas and Tampa, you guys just hang out. Yeah, you enjoy life. You're all good over there. How was Snowmageddon with the kids, Eddie?

It was amazing. We went out to the slopes. We went for like, the slopes. Yeah, it was a hill outside of our neighborhood, but we went for like two hours straight. And the kids were like a little cold, but they fought through it. We took one break and then we went back at it. Did you sled? We sled. We sledded. I bought two sleds like last week, so we used them. And my wife would go down with one kid. I'd go down with the other.

And we just had a blast. And a workout, too, because going back up the hill is rough. A walking back up? Yeah, it's like a work. It's a huge workout, especially with a kid. Yeah. Jake Owen's Good Company podcast. Episode 4 is up.

And Jake's talking with Greg Fowler, who's been his tour manager for 13 years. They talked about a show once where they played with Paisley. and they put Jack Owen up instead of Jake Owen on the... I've been Jack Owens, too. Remember we played that show in Baltimore? I was with Brad Paisley. We showed up. And I looked up at the marquee.

It said, Brad Paisley was special guest, Jack Owen. So you can hear Jake. Again, just search for, on your phone, whatever, get on IHeart Radio or iTunes, and listen to Jake's podcast. It's called The Good Company podcast with Jake Owen. What I want to talk about is something we had touched on yesterday morning early. And I said, man, kids have it easy.

We were talking about how even Eddie's kid was in school they give either satisfactory or unsatisfactory. No, A's, B, C, D, D. Not that kind of grading system, no. And how there really isn't any competition because everyone's just kind of like, hey, you did good or hey, you can do better. And I say, hey, you should put them in things where there is some competition. Don't make his school competitive because that's what he knows. But he needs to face adversity in some way. So call us if you want.

Our phone number is 87777 Bobby. If there's something that your kids are going through right now and you're like, this is too easy. Like I can't believe that it's like this now. It's participates in Trophyville. But it's a patient in Trophyville. Yeah. Because back when we were kids, it wasn't like that. That's right.

We walked to school all three ways. Uphill. Yeah. Through a waterfall. In the snow. It's amazing. But our phone number is 87777. Bobby. That's on the way. I also have a guy

who got attacked you by Three Bears. Did you see that story? Oh, boy. He said it's basically like Wolverine got into him. So I'll tell you that story coming up as well. If you hate cilantro, it's 100% your genes. There's nothing you can do about it. It's genetic.

Interesting. I wonder if I'm like that with mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise. Manease and peanut butter are disgusting to me. I just wonder if our taste buds are all super genetic too. It's in your DNA. I wish, like I had an alive parent

because I would ask them, did you hate mayonnaise? I think that would be a nice scientific question. Find something that you guys hate and ask your parents, and we'll come back tomorrow. Ask your parents if they also hate the taste of it. Okay.

I wonder if these taste buds are genetic. By the way, taxes are coming up. Everybody down their taxes yet? No, you can't. Yeah, we haven't done my... I don't even have my W-2s or anything. I've already started on mine, though. Really?

Of course. I've already gathered materials. I'm ready to go. As soon as work, it gives me my W-2s, I'm done. You're on it. Yeah, I'm on it. If you file early, people can't file fraudulent returns in your name. That's the thing, too, where people steal your information.

But if you file early and beat the fraudulent returns, it actually keeps that from being a vulnerability. Does that make sense? Never thought about that. I didn't know people could do that. Oh, yeah. That's not a lifelot commercial. But that's a way people steal your identity. They'll file a fraudulent return.

By the way, LifeLock is great, though. Not a commercial, but LifeLock is great. Let's see, do I have a LifeLock one coming up or no? I do. Look at that. I have a LifeLock commercial coming up. How about that? So, yeah. And now a special message from LifeLock after this right here.

Good morning. Amy in Florida. What's happening? Good morning. Thanks for calling. We're talking about the kids. Tell me what you think's happening in your kids live where you're like, come on. Well, my son played Little League football, and they started doing where everybody got to play, like the seven play rule.

So no matter how good or bad your child was, they got to play, and they would alternate the position. And when I was growing up, football was you earned your spot. If you were good at being a quarterback or a running back, you earned it to keep it, and that's what position you played. So some kids didn't get to play because they would not show up at practice, or maybe they just weren't. good enough and they had to work towards that first string position, which now they don't do that. So are you saying some kids don't show up to as many practices yet they still get to play the same? Correct. And they get the little participation trophy at the end of the season. Blasphemy! That's crazy! You don't show up to practice, you shouldn't get to play.

Eddie was telling me about his kids, they don't even keep scored at soccer. What's happening? That we keep scored in real life. Yeah. It's unlimited. Whatever. Thank you for the call, Amy. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah. Mostly.

I appreciate you. You can call and share one of these if you have one. 877-Bobby. You just look at your kids and you go, what's happening? Why is everything so easy? This guy says it feels like he got into a fight with Wolverine. Florida guy was mulled by a group of three bears outside of his home. 41 stitches in his face

at 10.30 p.m. on a Tuesday night, Naples, Florida. The dog ran back inside. And he said, what was that? He looked up. Uppercut to the face from a bear. He ran inside.

Oh, yeah. The bear just... He called 911. He rushed to the hospital. We got 41 stitches in his face. And he says he feels like he's been beat up by Wolverine. There are lots of black bears in Florida. And it's become a problem, too,

where there are more than they're used to. and so if you're in certain areas where they're fringing and they're cutting areas back, they end up in areas where they used to be that aren't really areas for bears anymore. Does that make sense? Yeah. I just can't believe there are bears in Florida.

I never knew that. Black bears, yeah. Wow. Can you imagine your dog comes in? You're like, what's happening there? Boom! Bear got him. Do you see how story lunchbox?

Yeah, he has like scratches all across his face and I don't know how you survive a bear attack. Like what makes the bear stop? The bear was probably scared. He eats it in a boat, eats in a coat. The bear was scared, I dear. Yes. I think probably they didn't want to eat him, or they would have.

Talking about how it's so different for kids now. No adversity in life. Hey, Laura and Virginia, you're on the air. Yes, I was just calling about daycares. So my son is two, and he's in the toddler class. And when his birthday was in October, I was told that I needed to check their birthday policy that some daycares, all kids are in the class are required to be invited to the birthday out of fairness.

And I see where they're coming from. But on the other hand, when they're toddlers are never going to remember the birthday party or the expense of it or even that they're not always friends with all the kids in the class, I think it's a little crazy. But that's what I wanted to share with y'all. The toddler part is an interesting wrinkle because they're not going to remember. Never. Yeah.

They don't even know what a birthday party is. I didn't know what a birthday is They're toddlers Hey Laura that's a great call and I appreciate you I appreciate you Thank you Yeah see you later Hey you're on the air Barbara in Pennsylvania

Hi What my pet peeve is When teachers allow children To either use their notes That they've taken or an open book test What happened to just studying and knowing the information Yeah what happened putting in the work Exactly

These guys over here love that Yeah I loved open books Those were the best. But that was rare. Now, everybody gets them all the time. That's every test. Hey, thank you for the call. I appreciate you.

You guys are great. Thank you very much. If you're listening in Pittsburgh, I'll be in Pittsburgh coming up for my stand-up comedy tour. You can get tickets at bobby bonescom. First time up to Pittsburgh to do a show. So, Bobbybonescom. Man, I got a little freaked out. I saw Betty White was trending.

And anytime you see Betty White, trending, you think the worst? because she's 90-something, but it's her birthday. How old is she today? 96. 96. Wow, Betty White. That's crazy. That's what I said, Betty White.

Good for her. 96. I'd be lucky to get 70. Do, since you're Mexican, do you die later or earlier than us? Earlier, I mean, that's hereditary, I guess. My grandparents all died in their 70s. So, yeah, I don't plan to make it past 75, really.

I don't plan. I mean, if I look ahead. Why not just live your healthiest line? and plan on living until... Well, that'd be nice, but it's kind of your approach of like, I'm not going to look forward to it, but if it happens, if I'm 100, then cool. Go with it.

Eddie. Eddie. So where we are in Nashville, it snowed like crazy yesterday. So we're all freaking out. We're not used to the snow. And Eddie walks out to the garage. There was a cop in our work garage. In our work garage, parked right by my car, which I left running to kind of warm up

because it was cold, and I didn't want to get in the cold car when I was driving home. And I walked right by him and he gets out of his car and like, hey, how's it going? I just thought he was hanging out. Was he in a cop car? He was unmarked vehicle. But you can tell from the little spotlight by the window. And he gets out.

He's like, hey, man, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah. He says, you left your car running. You know, that's against the law. And I can ticket you if I wanted to. This place is, you know, surrounded by a bunch of people that would like to steal a lot of cars. And this, this right here is the number one way people steal cars. I'm like, what?

Isn't that different, though? I understand the vulnerability of it, but I didn't know it was illegal. He said, I could ticket you right now if I wanted to, but I'm not going to. I'm going to give you a warning. What is illegal about it? What is the crime? Like, car starting early, $100 fine? What's Google it?

Yeah, did you want me to ask the cop that? You tell me, mister. Challenge him on it. No, man. Show me the law. A couple of things, I thought that was weird. Yeah. The second is like, I thought he was weird that he was in our work garage, probably by my car.

That's the thing I thought was weird, too. Like, what's? I'm glad he is. Yeah, he said, hey, you know, I was just trying to get away from the snow for a little bit, parking in this garage. And I noticed your car like this. I was like, well, that's great. I start my car everywhere all the time when it's cold. Me too.

Way early. I do that at home every morning. Dang, I put me in Alcatraz. I do it all the time. I'm a repeat offender. They put you in for 10 years. What are you in? I started my car early.

Me too. We're in the shower. I try not to drop the soap. What did you do? I started my car early on January 3rd. I killed 10 people. You. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah. I had no idea that was illegal. Pretty crazy. Yeah. Pam in Florida. How are you, Pam? I am cold this morning.

How about you? You're in Florida. Get me a break. How cold is it there? It is currently. I'm in my car. It's 37 degrees. Oh, come on.

Come on. That's like summertime year. No, thank you for calling. Pam. What did you get pulled over for that you didn't know was against the law? After 25 years of having the same thing on my car, I got pulled over. for having a frame around my tag.

This tag in no way hinders, you know, blocks any part of the tag. You can clearly see the stickers on the tag. You can see the state. You can see the tag number. Cop pulled me over, said that it's illegal. You can't cover any part, even the edge of the tag. You can't cover it up. It's $106 fine here in Florida.

Do you ticket you or no? He gave me a warning because I got out and I took the damn thing. I took it off. I was so mad. I took it off. I'm like, I've had this on my cars. I started driving at the age of 16. Called my dad, who is a retired cop, back in South Carolina.

And he's like, yeah, he goes, it's illegal here too. He goes, everybody does it. It can be used as a reason to profile. Keep in mind, I have a black vehicle with scented windows. But I'm sure I'm surprised him when he realized I'm a 40-year-old, you know, sucker mom. Well, I didn't know that either. So I guess I'm going to have to take off my Hannah Montana license plate tag. But I think that's good to know because I wouldn't know that.

And it makes sense that it's illegal, honestly. You shouldn't put anything around your tag. Yeah, you need to have it clearly visible, I guess, for people to identify it. And I understand that cars get stolen all the time if you start them. I get it. I didn't know that it was illegal. Me either. I don't even know that I'm going to stop starting my car.

Some people call me a bad boy. Well, I did it this morning. I was like, I'm not going to start it. I'm going to get in it cold. And it was a cold ride to work. Oh, p. Yeah, I was like, I'm not going to do it again. What are that same cops right outside my cup like to my house?

Yep. This is a body bones show. Bobby bones. A guy didn't want to pay baggage fees, so he put on all the clothes. Which is so funny to me. He put on 10 outfits and then tried to get on the plane because he didn't want to put them in a bag. I don't blame them. Baggage fees are crazy.

My only thought was how do you put all those clothes on because they're supposed to fit you. I could never put 10 pair of pants on because they don't get bigger as they go. This guy must have a lot of elastic waistbanded stuff. Yeah, you don't want to pay 65 bucks to check a bag. So he put on 10 layers of clothes. They figured it out they wouldn't let them do it. So he tried to book on a different airline?

They wouldn't let them do it. No way. Wow, so you can't wear 10 layers of clothes even if you wanted to? Which seems dumb because I feel like I should be able to wear how many layers I want. If it's not obscene, profane or naked. Nicked, do whatever you want. A Dixie Cup, rumor to have helped quench Elvis Presley's thirst, is for sale on eBay.

What do you think, lunchbox? It's probably a fake. It is real. How much do you think it's going for? $75. The cup comes with a letter of authenticity and a notebook full of supporting research, including Elvis holding the cup. The bidding was $150 last night. They're hoping to get $1,000.

A small cup Elvis drink. Wow. I'm going to start saving your cups. You'll get nothing. Well, in 10 years? That's a risky investment. You're holding space with that. The Recording Academy announced all the songs being put into the Grammy Hall of Fame.

Songs this year. How many of these can you name, lunchbox? Ready? Oh, no, them all. Give me the title and artist. Super famous songs. Okay. Oh, that's Whitney Houston.

I will always love you. That is correct. Originally sang by? Whitney Houston. No, Dolly Parton. Yeah, I knew that. Okay, this song right here, going into the Hall of Fame. That's my boy, Aerosmith, Dream On.

Your boy? Yeah. Stephen Tyler. There you go. You can't assume we think you know. Listen, I'm nailing all these songs. You guys think I'm a musical idiot, but it's more like I'm a savant. Okay, here you go.

Ever heard that? Never in my life. Eddie, can you name it? Yeah. I got the Beatles. No. Simon and Garfocal. No.

David Bowie. That's right. David Bowie. Base oddity. Also, the album cut is Nirvana Nevermind, which is the naked baby album. Oh, that's a good song. That's not a song, it's a record. It's an album. And also Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison. It's a record lunchbox. That's a song.

That's a song, but that's a record. This is at the prison. No, no, I understand. The record is at the prison. It's a live record. I saw the movie, guys. And the water. He wouldn't drink. Drink the water. The record's going in. But this song is Folsom Prison Blues. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Okay. Not just the song. The whole album. That's right. Okay. There you go. When I was just a baby, my mama told me son. Always be a good boy.

Don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in a arena. Why? Lunchbox? Oh, no. Come on. What you die? What's and die.

What's wrong with you. Yeah. Just to watch him die. Suey! Suey! It's from Arkansas. Did you know that's why I yelled Suey? Didn't know that.

Did you know that, Eddie? Yeah. Because I yell real loud at all the shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just making sure. Guy held a sneeze and ruptured his throat. It's a thing. It's a thing. Wow.

Yeah, and they say that more people are probably doing it than report it, and they don't even know what's happening because of sneezes. I hold my sneeze. Not all the time, but if I'm somewhere where I can't sneeze, I'll hold it. Yeah, like here, like if you're talking, I'm not going to sneeze. So the next time you feel like you have to sneeze, don't try to hold it in. Okay.

Because this dude, they write about it in this medical journal, 34 years old, went to the emergency room, had a swollen neck, and he couldn't swallow. It turned out he tried to stop a sneeze by pinching his nose and closing his mouth. We laugh. We do that. All the time. The sneeze ruptured the back of his throat, weak in the hospital, had to eat through a feeding tube because his food holds. was injured. A sneeze comes out at 150 miles per hour.

Wow. So keeping that pressure in can obviously cause problems. So, do it like this. I'm a big sneezer, right? Around town, I'm known as the big sneeze. Oh, really? I've been a big nickname for years.

But I'm like, oh, there's the big sneeze. Yeah, big sneeze! So what I do, I'll be like, I do a little one. Oh, okay. And again, it's against my reputation as the big sneeze. But you don't hold it.

I try not to Now I'm just going to be like Oh no Now during the show Everyone's just going to be Sneezing out Oh no United Airlines

Flight to Hawaii Diverts to San Francisco Because the bathrooms Were full Like the water was full Like it backed up They had to land the plane I'd be so disappointed

That's why I had to land the plane Especially if you're going to Hawaii Anywhere Because of a full toilet So they gave everybody 10,000 bonus miles or a $200 voucher. Okay. Passengers on United Airlines Flight 1210 were told

that the bathrooms were full to capacity. Does that mean has all the bathroom in it? Yes, I mean, how many people are going to the bathroom on that flight that it fills up the toilet? I feel like it's not that flight, it's other flights, and they just haven't. They forgot to drain it? Done it.

Yeah. That's what I feel like. That's a lot. We can do Never Gonna Get It because I have one here. Hop in this if you want. The question is, more than 70% of women think that a man should stop doing this by age 40. So most women say that if a guy's 40, don't do this anymore, okay? We'll just roll with most.

I got it. Most women think a man should stop doing this by age 40. You can call. We'll grab a caller. 877-77-77 Bobby. 877 Bobby. That's called Never Gonna Get It. I'm going to go to Morgan number two.

Okay, she's over there working away on the socials and the website. What do you think it is Morgan number two? By age 40, a man should stop doing away? I'm going to say drinking, like drinking alcohol. Wow. Whoa. Wow. And a lot of older people than 40 are still drinking a lot.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like the older I would get them where I would drink. What is her to lose? You know what I mean? So, no, that's not right. If you leave, you may not hear the answer to that. My love. Everyone's waiting patiently for the never going to get it. Most women think a man should stop doing this by the age of 40.

Morgan number two, age 24, said stop drinking. Wow. Stopped. Now for us, I'm 37, lunch is 36, Eddie's like 50. 38, come up. All that, a little offended. Yeah, that's very offended. I bet 40 seems so far away, right, Morgan number two?

It does. It seems really far. I mean, how am I supposed to know? what you guys want to stop doing. I just thought it was logical. When I was 25, I remember being 24 and thinking 40 was forever away. And it's not right. I mean, I was hosting a morning show of 40.

All right, 24. And I was like, ah, these 40-year-old, they have no idea what they're talking about. I'm three years away, man. So close. So close. I'm 37. Scary. I got no kids and no wife for nothing.

I'm still living. I got two kids. You want one? You know, at this point, I'll take one of them. You would? Yeah. I was having a talk last night with my friends. and Tommy Chuck who runs in Tampa,

run those stations there. I was talking to him about his son. Man, he's like, man, your son looks just like you. And he said, yeah, that's what happens. You know, you have a kid that look like you. I said, I know. They start acting like you. Yeah.

I said, I need one of those. I don't want a baby. I want a full kid. Like a six-year-old who I can already like teach stuff to. Yeah. See, it doesn't work that way. I know.

Okay. Lunchbox, what's your answer? Most women think a man should stop doing this by the age of 40. Simple. Go ahead. We're in team jerseys. Team jersey.

Show me that. What? Eddie. I got it. It's go to bars. Bars. Way too old to go to bars. That's similar to what she said.

No, no, no. Drinking at home and going to bars do different things. Oh. What do you think about this? Okay, I think it's video games, playing video games. My eight-year-old, she said she has a different answer. What's she say? She said stop acting like a teenager.

I'll never do that. No, that's not right. But I appreciate the call. What are you doing this morning? I am dropping my kids off at school and headed to work. Where in Arkansas are you? Van Buren. Okay, so is the weather bad there?

It's six degrees and the wind chills negative 14. But no snow or anything. I was watching KATV's Twitter. That's my hometown news. And they were like, winners here. So no snow, you're good? Yeah, we're good. Okay, well, that's not right, but thank you for calling.

And tell your kid we say hello. Okay, nice. Hello. Hey! All right, thanks. The answer is, uh, wear a hat backwards.

Oh, man, that's my second guess. Yeah, yeah, man. Occasionally I'll dabble in the backward hat. Yeah, me too. Occasionally.

You feel younger when you do it, right? No, somehow just fit my head funny because I have a huge head. We've measured heads in the studio. You have the biggest one. I have a big head. I have a character.

When they draw those people on the beach, that's me. In real life. Like at the theme parks. Yes. So some hats just fit my head funny. And so I'll wear it backward. So, or if I'm laying my head forward on an airplane seat, you can't lean forward with the bill.

With the bill, yes. I also get criticized a bit because I'll sometimes dabble in the flat brimmed hat. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So it's young, what the kids do? What the kids do. I got to say, though, I can't really wear curved bill hats because of my glasses are so big and thick. Yes.

So when I do, I turn them to the side a bit and then I get criticized for that. Because you got the little tilt. I can do nothing right. You do nothing right. Hey Morgan number two, when I wear a backwards hat, do you go, you're 37, dude. Stop doing that. No, I don't understand that one because I feel like if you're wearing those, you're trendy. You're in the trends.

But I think the thing is you're not trendy anymore at 37. I think you can still fool people. I think anyone in any way. I'm trying to be one of the people. Go ahead. We didn't even interrupt. It was just our reaction to you. You're slamming our hearts in the ground.

Go ahead. I'm just saying, like, you can still be trendy even though you're. older. I don't think that. Older? Oh my goodness. Older! What's happening right now?

I don't like these words she's using. I don't either. Where's Amy? Amy wouldn't do this to it. Amy would never slam us like that. Fooling people. Trying to keep you guys young, okay?

Oh, man. Let me just say, I am forever young. Yeah. I want to be forever young. You wish. I know.

We can only wish. Peter Pan, man. This guy tweeted me last night. He said, what would it take Bobby to get you to DJ my wedding? And so I replied back, first of all, I don't know how to DJ a wedding. I haven't done that stuff since I was 19 years old working at KLAZ. And I would do sound and light shows. I'd set up all the lights.

I didn't even know how to mix. So I had two CD players and I would push play pause. So I don't know how to DJ at wedding. But I said, hey, 50,000 retweets and you set up all the equipment. Maybe give me a brief tutorial. I had to use the equipment. and I don't need to be working that night. I can't have committed to something already.

But I said, I'll do that. But also, you have to do the limbo and I get to go first. Wow. Those were my rule. Oh. Yeah, like 50,000 retweets. I'll do the limbo first

and you have to have the equipment set up for me and show me how to use it because I have no idea. Other than that, I got you. This stupid thing's got 1.6,000 retweets. Uh-oh. You're about to add one more to that one. There's no way it gets 50,000 retweets.

Well, let's start it. Let's get it going. It's like Chrissy Teagan type stuff. Yeah, that's like super... Let's all relax with the refreeze. Yeah. Let's just take step back. Maybe I'll send him a nice gift or something.

Oh, I don't know, man. That's like doing the Friday morning dance party like for three hours. I would crush a wedding. Oh, for three hours. Yeah, that's a long time. Oh, no. All right, everybody back on the dance floor. Oh, you know you make me want to kick my heels up and...

Let's do it again. All the old people to the floor. Oh, no. Jake Owen has a new podcast. up. I wanted to play some of this for you. It's called the Good Company podcast with Jake Owen. And you can listen to it on your phone or your computer. You can go to IHeart Radio or iTunes and search for Good Company with Jake Owen. So he talks about first of all when he would play shows and one show they had him listed as Jack Dan, yeah, Jack Owens. Yeah. I've been Jack Owens too.

I remember we played that show in Baltimore. I was with Brad Paisley. We showed up. And I looked up at the marquee. It said Brad Paisley was special guest, Jack Owen. He sings a song here because he has his tour manager with him. His tour manager has met him for 13 years, and he's singing a song here that his tour manager wrote for Alabama. Greg was a part of songs like, There's a sad looking moon shining down on me. And you did, we'll go dancing.

Shagging on the boulevard. Yeah, so it's just Jake talking to people in his life. It's a pretty good podcast. I'm not going to lie. One of my favorites I think that you were a part of, Greg, was, how do you fall in love? Yeah, that's, thank you. How do you say.

Jake keeps talking. The guy's trying to talk about the song. How do you fall in love? Download that. It's Jake Owen's good company podcast. It's good. When do you say, just to clear up anything, when I said Justin Moore is on, I said Justin Moron. Now, it seems like Justin Moron.

I said Justin Moron. My man. That's funny. I like Justin Moore a lot. We grew up right around each other. He's not a moron. No, I said Justin Moore on. What am I going to do?

I also, I went to, I told you I went to Dirk's party. He opened up a bar. So a lot of us friends of Dirk's go and we're hanging out, singing songs up on the stage. I'm such an idiot. I get up there, I'm singing around. I got my arms up. I'm like, woo. It was me, Lauren, Elena, Dirk's, and Brandon from Lanko, and we were singing

Brooks and Dunn. And so, you know, we're singing to some. I saw the light I've been bad time. So they were crushing it. I walk off the stage and Derek's manager who I'm friends with, she says, hey, you got a tag on your shirt. I was like, oh no. It was a new shirt.

I've had it for a few months, but I'd never worn it. And I didn't take the tag off. Everybody was laughing at me. That's what wrong with you. I felt so stupid. I'm glad she told me the rotter walked around all day. Yeah, the whole night. And she was cool about it.

She was like, hey, I take a tag. tag. I was like, what? Oh, I felt, I was like, oh, man. That means everyone saw it. That means everybody was, look at the idiot with the tag. Every time you lifted your hand up. He's probably acting like that shirt's his old thing, but we know that's a new shirt. Or what have you started a new trend? Everyone's like, Bobby's doing it. Let's do it. The mini pearl? Yeah, just leave the tag on the hat. So, lunchbox goes over, and he played in a soccer tournament in Orlando. Yeah, at Disney World. Three on three. And he sees a really famous basketball player, played in North Carolina, played in the NBA for a long time, Grant Hill.

Oh, yeah. So if you're not a sports fan, just know that Grant Hill, one of the best college players ever and a really good long-term NBA player. So you see him. I see him. He's just there watching his kid play soccer. And he's just like any other parent carrying around his little fold-up lawn chair, got his hat and he's cheering.

I was like, man, I got to get a picture with this guy because that's Grant Hill. So I went up to Grant Hill and I said, hey, huge fan, man. Did you yell like that? I probably. Hey. Hey, you! I know I'm six inches from your face. Over here.

And he's tall. I mean, he stood out above everybody. And I asked him for a picture. And he said, look, I'm just trying to be a parent this weekend. It's about my kid. So no picture. And how did you feel about that? I was like, come on, your grand hill, no one's going to notice.

I waited until he was in the line to get hot chocolate or coffee at the little food. What a weirdo. You stalked him. You know the rule, right? I didn't interrupt him in the middle of the game. When he was cheering for his kid, I did not go over there and say, I know the game's going on, but do you have time to take a picture? I waited until it was in between games, so I felt like that was a pretty good deal. Okay.

If someone is doing something with their kid or if they have food, you don't bother them. Didn't have food. First of all, he's in line for hot chocolate. Correct. Second of all, he's at an event for his kids. There you go. And if you take one, then 84 people are going to take one. And maybe he doesn't.

It's just kids and eating. Those are the times you don't bother celebrities. It was just the first time I'd ever seen him in person. And I probably will never see him in person again. So I wanted that picture. But you could have said, hey, Grant Hill, a huge fan. Just give him daps and walked on and had a moment. But again, it's with his kids.

If it had been somewhere else, I'd say, cool. But kids and food, that's when you don't bother people. I won't bother somebody if they're with their kids or eating. I'll just wait. Sometimes you just get excited. You see a celebrity. Yeah, but you yell at people. It's a whole different thing with you.

You're also not conspicuous. I think if you'd walk, maybe he said, hey, Grail, you might have to get a picture real quick selfie and you have your phone ready. He probably treats you a little different. I've seen you yell at people one-on-one in a hallway. Yes, because you see them and you don't see them on TV and you don't think they're real. But when you see them in person, you just get excited. That's true.

It is exciting. I agree with you. Your adrenaline starts going and you want them to know that you are truly a huge fan. So you have to tell them. I'm sorry that happened to you. Yeah. So I got rejected. I hope his kid.

But I did say, well, good luck to your kid in the tournament. Oh, there you go. That's nice of you. What did he say? Nothing. I walked away at that point. I didn't yell that either. I kind of said it softly.

Well, good luck. Thank you. Walked away. Put my head down. Yeah, well, good. Eventually you'll catch on. Next time. Next time.

Next time. Hey Morgan number two, do you follow the life of Paris Jackson at all? No, not like on social media or something. Does anything? If you see her in a story, do you click it? No, I'm not really interested in her. I know stuff that's going on with her because of like trending stuff on social media, but no, I don't follow her.

He's Michael Jackson's daughter. She's crazy tattooed up. She's super famous just as her. I don't think people even go, oh, that's Michael Jackson's daughter all the time. She's now Parrish Jackson, but I was reading a story where she picked up a hitchhiker. Do you see this story? Yeah, and she got robbed. Whoa.

Yes. That's a thing. It happens? I guess. It happened to her. Man, that's good. What did you see? Just that she had picked up, like, what, three hitchhikers in California, I think is where she lives.

And then she was robbed, like, shortly after. I don't know everything that she got, like, robbed from her, though. She took him to a fast food place, and she was. was going to get them some dinner. One of them was pretty messed up. And then they repaid her generosity by stealing her debit card. And yeah. I mean, you try to do something nice and then you get robbed?

No good deed goes unpunished. So she didn't elaborate. Paris didn't. So it's unclear if they were actually able to cancel it or report it or if she had life lock, you know, all the things that she could have. Have you seen her tattoos, Morgan number two? Yeah, she's pretty tatted up. She has like a thing going all the way down her, like from her neck down to her belly button.

a tattoo all the way down. What is it? Like an animal? I think it's like eyes and stuff. I'm not sure. Because I don't spend a whole lot of time on it. But I'm fascinated as Michael Jackson's daughter. I am.

Yeah. Who is how? Paris is what? 20, 21, something like that? Yeah. How old? 19. 19.

And then they showed blanket the other day. In one of the rare pictures, I think it was his birthday. That's his Michael Jackson's son? That he used to put the blanket over his head. Oh, wow. His name is not blanket. His real name is blanket. Look it up.

I don't think it is, but before I say, I don't think it is, but it wouldn't surprise me. But he's the one he held over the window? I think so, right? Isn't that the kid he held over the window? Over the balcony in the hotel? Yeah, the balcony is in another country. Oh, man, that was crazy. I remember that.

How many kids? Does he have? Those, maybe three? How many kids Michael Jackson have? I don't know. We have Google. Yeah, guys, go ahead, lunchbox. Thank you.

I'm doing a show here. If Amy was here, this wouldn't be happening. Go ahead. I Google it and everything says, is the thing. name is Blanket. Okay. And he has three kids, according to Mike D. who's sitting over there.

Wow. Mike, you're just going to be the fact checker for now on because these guys just ask questions. No, no, no. Prince Michael Blanket Jackson the 2nd. Prince. He's 15 years old. Huh.

So his real name's not Blanket, F. F.I. Prince. But his name is his real name. No, it's not. It's just Prince. Say it again. It says Prince Michael Blanket Jackson the second.

But does Blanket in parentheses or is blanket? It's in parentheses. Okay, never mind. That means the nickname. That's like lunchbox. I'm on biography.com and it hasn't in his name, so I thought that meant it's in his name. There's parentheses around it. That means it's not really his name.

It's a nickname. Oh, my goodness. I didn't know that's what my parentheses meant. I thought that was quote, unquote. Yes, he's quoting someone saying the word blanket. Quoting his own name, blanket. Come on. Okay, so blanket's not.

I would have guessed it wasn't, but I didn't know. I didn't even know he had three kids. Who's the other kid? Michael, Joseph. But according to the... Comforter? Michael Joseph. Dubei Jackson.

A little comforter Jackson hanging around. Seven years old. On biography.com, they're saying allegedly that Michael Jackson has three kids, but he is only the biological father of Blanket. Huh. What do I know? Yeah. And his real name is Prince.

Prince. People call Blanket for sure. Blanky. Yeah. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob.

Yesterday morning, Lunchbox was telling us about a friend of his that has a pet deer. And I thought, I know people that have pet deer. They put him in a pen. He goes, no. The deer lives in the house. And it's a buck. And I said, show me a picture. And he did.

It's unbelievable. So I said, Launchbox, can you get your friend on the phone? And he did. Her name is Suzette. Is she nervous? Yeah, she's very nervous. Suzette, are you there? Yes, I am.

Good morning to you. Thank you for waking up and coming on the show. Thank you. So where do you live? We are outside of Austin in a small town, so we're about an hour out of Austin. Okay, lunchbox tells us about this deer, and I would like to hear from you. How in the world did you end up with a deer living in your house? Well, he mostly comes and he comes and goes in the house, but he mostly lives really on the patio.

and we have a, my husband put out a clean-sized mattress out on the patio that he sleeps on all the time. And so someone else had raised him as a bond, I guess, and he showed up in our neighborhood and kind of adopted us. So that's how we wound up with him. And you let him in the house, because the picture I saw, he was standing in the house, maybe? He actually was out. That's my husband's man cave out in the barn, and he was out there because he'll follow us everywhere. and go climb the stairs. But he was out in the barn in that picture,

because I wouldn't let him on the couch in my house. Does he come in the house and hang? Yes, he does. That's so crazy to me. So where does he go in the house? What door does he go through? Well, he'll come through the garage or our back patio. He'll just follow us in here,

but I mostly shut the doors now to our rooms, bedrooms and such, because I don't want him going back in there. and he just kind of hangs in the kitchen and that's amazing and nails everything and eats the oranges and whatever's in there. Susette, my mind is blown right now. Suzette's on the phone who has a pet deer. The deer just chills in the house.

It's a buck. How big is the buck, do you know? Well, at one point, he was a 10 point with a couple of drop times starting, but he sent when he was in Velvet, he's raked off a lot of the antlers and such. So right now he's probably about a seven or eight point. Does he have a name?

Buddy. Buddy the buck. I wanted to call him Vinny, but some of the neighborhood kids weren't real happy with that because it was for Benison. Oh, Vinny Venison. He did. Yeah. So what's the end game with this? I don't know. I don't know exactly how long an animal will live in the wild. They're mostly five to seven years, but we've had him almost eight years now here. and we're thinking he's about 10.

Do you worry that he's just going to run away and you'll never see him again? I don't know. I'm not sure. Someday if he passes here in the yard, he's going to be buried in my yard. Yeah. Do you love him?

I love this animal. Yeah. Just ask my kids and my husband, but yeah, we love this animal. And you let the kids pet him all good? Oh, yeah. he's good he um he's not the girls aren't real comfortable out there with him sometimes but but mostly he's he's been great and young kids and such just play with him and

does he ever poop in the house he hasn't knock on woods that's another reason i'll um block the the living room off and such so he can't get on our carpet just in case that ever happened so what a great story that's That's awesome. Thank you for sharing that with this. That's unbelievable to me that that's happened. Well, he's a wonderful animal, and we've just really, really gotten a lot of fun out of him. Someday might just write a children's book with all the pictures and things I have from him. Benny the Buck. Wow. Buddy the Buck. Buddy the Buck. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Susette, thank you. Have a good morning. I appreciate you coming on the show with us.

All right. All right. Good day. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. My old stepdad's on Arkansas. Keith. Hey. Hey. Did you hear the lady that was on the phone? I did.

Have you ever known anyone to have a pet deer in their house? Those. Most bucks, people I know that have bucks I have to get rid of

you know, two or three years old, they start have a lot more sexual tendency at that time of year you know what I'm saying?

Well, they get into heat and then Yeah, they're a lot harder to control so most people I know

I've had those. My mother and them had a dough for eight. years. And so the deer, did it stand a pin or they come in the house? Uh, those will come right in. I know my cousins, he got his doze in, but not bucks.

I don't know anybody that's had a buck, you know, that old. That was crazy to me. Arkansas key sent me a picture. Were you at duck hunting and your truck got stuck? I did get stuck. Bad. I mean, the mud was all the way up. Oh, no.

Yeah. The middle. God came and pulled me out. He was off that day, so he came and pulled me out of the mud. So would you not see it? Well, it's the lake bed. You know, the ground's froze, so you feel pretty safe about driving, but you just get a little bit too far out and, you know.

What are you doing this morning? Just watching the cold weather. I was actually listening to a bigger show there. Yeah, what you think? Well, you know. Go ahead. I'm watching the house. What can I say?

I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so you didn't hunt this morning? I know. It's like 8 degrees. I hate to be a fair weather hunter, but it's up pretty bad here. I thought about getting back out hunting until Friday. Yeah, because of the weather?

Yeah, when it's ice, you know, you've got to break the ice. And I'm just getting too old for that, you know, especially by myself. That's true. You can't go wait in the water when it's not water. Yeah, it's ice. You know, I was out by myself when Scotty came and got me too, which, you know, I'm getting too old to be out. I got a little bit around by myself, but I still do it. But more hazardous for the ice, right?

I agree. All right, well, I just wanted to see what you thought about that buck living in their house. Yeah, that's such a good story. I guarantee you. Yeah. Well, I'll talk to you soon. It would be carrying everything down soon.

Yeah, that's what I thought too. That's why I was like, he's in the house? All right, Arkansas Key. Thank you very much. Talk to you soon, bud. All right, see you later. I see it. Yeah.

I love this Anderson East record. Anybody else download this or stream this? No, however you can see. It's really good. And so here is If You Keep Leaving Me From Anderson East If you keep leaving me

How good is that sound I keep laughing you Keep hurting me Or as the sky's blue You're putting me through Loving you The record's fantastic It's one of my favorite records in a long time

You Lunchbox, do you like that kind of song? Man, kind of put you in a song. sad mood. But I like the soulfulness of it. It's very soulful. Like that organ. Oh yeah. That's kind of cool. That's what I've been listening to a lot. It's hard for me to find full albums that I really like

now. He's everything comes to at you a million miles an hour and you don't have time to invest in a full record and it's like, oh, I've got to listen to the new Drake song. Oh, God, listen to the other. But it's a really good record. Morgan No, do you like a song like that? Is that up your wheelhouse or no? Yeah, I do. It kind of reminds me of like a Chris Stapleton vibe a little bit. That bluesy, I don't know. Does it remind you of Camilla Cabo? Na, na, na, na, na, na.

You can believe in me. Nah, nah, na, na, na. I'm born in Havana, na, na, na, na, na. Then I go to Atlanta, na, na, na, na. I eat a banana, na, na, na. That's a good one. Yeah. Open a can, na, na, na, na.

I don't know it. Oh, man. It's a catchy song, though. It comes on the pop station, and I'm like, I hate this, turn it up. Play it again. Man, this song, z-z-z-z-z-n-na-na-na-na-n- Nah, no, no, no, no. This is terror.

I love it. Oh, you like that Cabana Cabo. Camilla Cabello. I know, you know what works makes up. Havana. Yes, I do love that song. That's my jam. That's a good one.

Yeah, I hate it, but it's good. Have you heard the Anderson East, the Ram commercial that he does? What's he saying? He's Forever Young, the Bob Dylan cover. I will be forever young. You sound like Kip Moore. That's what that. That's what it sounds like.

Yeah, dude, his voice is so recognizable. I saw that commercial and I was like, man, it's Anderson East. It's Miranda's boyfriend. Andrewson came in our show last year. He was in my class of 2017. Is that right? Yeah, I always put one on its fringe. Like, it's maybe not format fully.

Yeah. Or new. Yeah, it was Luke Holmes, Lanko. Anderson East was one of them. Geez, man, I forgot about that. That's cool. I'm big fan. Anyway, that's a new record.

It's good. If you keep leaving me. Play it, Anderson. Thank you very much. Okay, so a funeral home is running a side business, and they're, hey, we got stuff to sell. They're selling human body parts. They made so much money from dead people's gold teeth that the owner's mother took the whole family to Disneyland. This is cruel.

What? As lunchbox would say, it's in crazy. What do you say? I wanted to say incredible, but it's crazy at the same time, so I didn't know what word of you, so I said, in crazy. The funeral home of Colorado sparked an FBI probe according to the story

after the owner's mother sold gold teeth that she had removed from the people. Wow. They're being investigated for nine complaints. They're interviewing ex-employees. The whole thing is crazy.

Is it illegal? I don't know. I don't know what's illegal. It's also legal. This is what the article says. It's also legal in most states for funeral homes to sell items

recovered from cadavers, which is the dead body. Now, a gold tooth, is that a part of the body or is that... I don't know. Yeah, that's the person. You can't sell... Oh, listen to this. Federal law does not prohibit the buying and selling of human body parts to be used in education and research.

So what were they said? I don't know what they're selling it for. Right. I just read they were dealing in body parts. That's a side hustle. Yeah, that's a side hustle. Those guys from Lanko have a record coming out this weekend. It's really good.

And they're really good. They were on Ellen yesterday, which is cool. So you may know them from this song. This is their new song. No, that's their old one. This is their new one. I'm looking at clips just put up. Brandon did, hey, pretty lady, won't you give me sign?

I do anything to make you mind on mine. I do your, can I do your begging call? He did that at Dirk's party. John Michael Montgomery. All the words. Really? Yeah, nailed all the words. Lunchwalk is trying to have a baby.

and we've been open about that for the last month or so. And by we, I mean, you finally allowed us to know. So your baby making attempts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they schedule? Are you guys doing it on purpose a lot more than you normally would for the simple fact of playing the numbers? No, we do it enough as it is.

So we just kind of let the mood happen. So you're not, hey, we have to do it every night. Right. It's not like an appointment like 8 o'clock, see you upstairs, don't come and knocking if the room is a rocking. But you would already both be there so there's nothing to knock. Just one of you is not going to be rocking a room. Well, I'm saying like if you stop by the house,

don't come and knocking if it's a rocking at 8 o'clock. We don't have that schedule. It's just kind of when it happened. My question was, are you actively just trying to have a baby more so than just doing it because you want to do it? No. No.

We're not putting that much pressure on it. That's good. It's more of the enjoyment, the fun of liking each other and the smooching and things like that that we are doing. And if the baby comes courtesy of that, that's... Why are you talking in terms you never used? Yeah, I've never heard you talk like that ever. Bilaterally speaking, courtesy of the pragmatic approach. Yes, of romanticism.

I hope you have a baby. You want to love child is what you're saying. When will you tell us? When I find out. No, that's not true. Maybe you'll hold out. Yeah, you have to do that. You have to like make sure.

What do you mean? You have to make sure. You have to make sure that everything's good to go. Three months is what they say after the first trimester. That's it. When you let people know. Oh. Or so I've heard.

You go to doctor first. Does the doctor make sure everything's healthy and you're good to go? Then you can say what's up. Yeah, I don't think you come in the next day. I'm not telling you this because you may come in the next day and go, hey, boys. You're looking at a day. She peed and it's a positive. Get the,

MIVs. So there's a... So I have to wait to tell you guys if it happens. Just, I would talk to her first and when she gives you the okay, then you can have the okay. Okay. I would love to know immediately, but I'm just saying... I'll get the green light from the wife. Preemptively, yes. There's a company called Baby Glimps.

And for $260, it predicts all your kids stuff. They say they can predict your baby's skin, hair, eye color, even its preferred kinds of snacks just by using saliva samples from both parents. Would you do this? Perfect. Yes, absolutely. $260 for a company that says they can predict all of this. $260 so you know exactly what your kid's going to look like.

I don't know that no is the word. And the snacks that the kid will like. So when he's born, you know he's going to like milk instead of water. He's going to like... The baby's coming now. Get him a luncheon, boy. He likes those gogurts instead of... Get him a high seat.

Yes, exactly. He likes the Hawaiian punch. But what if the baby is ugly? I don't know there is an ugly baby. No, they are. Most babies look like aliens when they come out. I agree. And people always say, oh, this is the cutest baby ever.

No, it looks like an alien, okay? I think all babies look the same when they come out. Which is... They look like baby, crazy babies. Aliens. Absolutely. So I don't... To me, I don't see babies and go, wow.

I just see a baby that hasn't formed yet. Yeah. But to every parent, I think the baby's beautiful. Like, the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. One of my buddies had a kid, he's like, my baby's not cute. Oh, really? Yeah. And eventually the baby got cute.

Yeah. But yet was the thing. So, yeah, there's that. Well, lunchbox good luck to you. Thank you. Do you guys have it timed out, like cycle? Do you know when the part of the month is that you should be doing it? Do you have, or do you just rolling with the punches?

Just rolling with the punches. If you want to call it that. I would rather call it that. Yeah. Did you even know there is a time to do it? Yeah, Amy taught me that. All right. A couple months back.

Everyone that taught him, it was Amy, and it was a couple months back. Well, I didn't realize there was certain days that you had to look at a calendar. Amy taught me that. I thought that was crazy. I thought you were just supposed to see each other and be in the mood. Yeah, you are. That's part of it. If you're in Wichita Falls, Texas, or if you're in Pittsburgh, my red hoodie comedy tour is coming to town.

If you want to get tickets, Bobby Bonescom. Thank you. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Every time you see Betty White trending, you think the worst. because she's today, it's 96. It's her birthday. That's why she's trending. At 96 years old, she was born in 1922.

What I know her from mostly is the Golden Girls. But I remember watching Mama's Family, and she was on the Mama's Family. She was on that show? Yeah, in the early, early season. Wow. And so is Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche. They were both on Mama's family. Didn't know that.

Is she the only Golden Girl alive? She is. Man, she outlived everybody, huh? Dorothy's dead. Really? They're all dead? I didn't know that. Who?

Sophia Petrillo, you may check her. Because she was actually younger, but she played the mom on the Golden Girls. She was younger than Dorothy. I don't know their names. I've only seen, like, maybe one episode, two episodes of Golden Girls in my life. Yeah, it's a good show. I think she's the only one alive. But she's 96 today.

She was born in 1922. Betty White's older than things like sliced bread. Whoa. Whoa. She's older than Color TV, 1950. Mind blown. She's older than FM Radio 1939

So she couldn't have heard us back in the day She would have heard us on AM radio or the old record player Wow And then finally she's older than canned to beat her too Happy birthday Betty White What's the deal?

Yeah she's dead Sophia's dead They're all dead She's the only living's Blanche dead too I didn't know Room McLean Ann? Yeah I think she's dead I think they're all

I mean Betty We're talking about Betty White Because she's alive So odds are Yeah That's amazing Still funny, too. We have this million-dollar show coming up.

It's our band The Raging Idiots, Eddie and myself, and we got a band of Misfits, and we play all these shows. Well, this is the only show we have planned for this year, but it's Monday. Are you coming, lunchbox? If I'm giving tickets, yes, I'll be there. Have you not asked? I didn't know who to ask.

I figured you guys would come to me and invite me to your show, saying, we really want you to be there. Hey, we won't see you. Do you want to invite them, though? Just tell them right now. Hey, you're welcome to come, buddy. Thanks, man. You're welcome.

Of course, you're welcome to come. I'm getting beat up. I don't even have tickets because it's at the rhyming, 2,000 seats sold out in like 30 seconds. And it's our band The Raging Idiots. We do it for St. Jude. So, I mean, we don't keep the money. It goes to St. Jude.

But all the people that are coming are like... Luke Combs. He comes out and plays with this. Mirren Morris. Oh, thank you. Dan and Shay are going to play with this. Darius Keith Urban

Some of my phone And more, more people My phone is just blowing up Hey guys, I have no tickets No, I have none Is that what you tell them? Now I just ignore them I don't know him

I don't see the message But I have no tickets I'm geeking out because One of my favorite bands As a kid I got to come play with this Better Than Ezra And Do you know that song on Lashbox?

I've heard it Really? Yeah, really Morgan number two Do you know that song? You're 25? I don't know the song I know better than Ezra.

That's their biggest song. I know that band. I don't think you do either. I don't think you do either. I think you're Barney. The purple dinosaur. I have no tickets though and people expect

we have tickets to everything all the time. Do you guys get hit up for tickets for everything? Everything all the time. Tickets. I get hit up, hey, can I get tickets to Bobby's Red-Heady comedy tour?

Red-headed comedy tour. Hoodie. I said hoodie. If you guys would listen to me when I talk. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Our problem. Sorry, I'll take the marbles out of my mouth. That's totally on us.

Yes, but I get hit up for that, raging idiots, anybody coming to town. Luke Bryan's coming to town. Get me tickets. Can you get me backstage? I always like it when people ask me to get artists to their house to a wedding. Hey, listen, man, I know we've only met twice. But is anyone you get George straight to come to my friend's wedding? Because they would love it if he'd play the aisle.

And I'm thinking of myself, I have no way to get it. George Strait. First of all, I wouldn't waste it on somebody I barely know. I would give that to somebody I'm super close to. And secondly, there's no way. George Strait's not playing a wedding? Uh-uh. At someone's house? Or even at a venue. I get asked that a lot. Hey, so you know Garth, my cousin's Keatsunerre is coming up. Is there any way he can come? You got to understand. She loves friends in low places. No, we get it. No, no. I, yeah. We love it too. I would have him at my house. When you're talking about other people's houses? I have Garth play my living.

I wake up. And Garth would be like, wake up, Bobby, if tomorrow never comes. So no, I can't get anybody to your house. I can't, I know one artist. I will not say the name. And big artist. And he told me, he said, hey.

So he could, narrow it down. He said, I get offered to play a lot of weddings. He said, I never going to do it. He said, then someone offered me $500,000. He goes, so I'll play a wedding. Oh, yeah, in a heartbeat. For a half a million dollars, he played a wedding. Wow.

And he really somebody paid for that. Somebody's super rich. Who was it? I'm not going to say on the. I'm not going to talk about somebody else's money. Well, just name a song. That's like naming the person. Name it.

The good one. What's his name rhyme with? I have a lot of friends that go to a psychic in town and they don't talk about it and he charges up a hundred bucks an hour. What? I know. I was talking to one of my friends two nights ago. He says, yeah, I got to go back to my psychic. and she's a level-headed.

And I don't get to the- So you thought. Well, I say, what do you mean you're psychic? She goes, yeah, I got to go talk to psychic. I don't remember his name. Now, is you go to a psychic? She goes, he's brilliant. He nails things.

And I said, does he just say, oh, your grandma with a vowel in her name? I sense her. She says, no, he knows specific things. I said, how much does psychic Jimmy cost? And I believe it was $140 bucks an hour? Wow. Unreal.

And he's booked for three. four months out at a time. Wow. Amazing. So I don't believe that because I, again, I could be convinced. I could be convinced that he's onto something if I go in and he really nails some things. But I've done the psychic thing as a joke and they never get stuff right. And I always think, if you're a real psychic, you can solve crimes. Like, why don't you go and do something bigger than tell me if I'm going to date a Libra? Yeah, prevent something huge. Stop a disease from ready. Exactly.

But there you go. And I know multiple people that I admire and they believe in this. So I'm not going to go because I'm not spending $140. And nor do I want to wait three or four months. But I was just thinking if I could be convinced. And I think if I went and they nailed some things I've never shared, I would think what service did they use to background check? Exactly.

I don't know exactly. I don't know. That's what they're doing. Well, I mean, but now with the internet, like back on the day, use those little crystal balls and tarot cards or whatever. Now they got Google. Well, like, I can read my book. Yeah, there we go.

Well, I sense something about Arkin. Arkin, I don't know. I hear the word Arkin. It's a place down south somewhere. Something about a pig. Yeah, I hear pigs. And a saw. Do you ever saw?

Well, I'm from Arkansas. Aha. There we go. I knew it. I had it. Yes. Morgan number two, you seem like someone that would believe in psychics. No, I mean, I kind of.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I kind of believe, like, in astrology. Oh, that's even worse. Not, like, believe in it. Again, it's my guilty pleasure. You're the horoscope girl. I forgot about that, yes.

But I don't really, like, if somebody was trying to tell me something, I would probably just laugh. So, whenever I read you your horoscope and I said, oh, this is you, Morgan number two, you're like, that's so mean. And I said, mm-mm, I stole another one and presented it to you. Yes. So you see how they're just presented to you universally. Yes. Because your horoscope, like the general things about you, you're driven. Is that right?

Yes. I'm just making stuff up. I'm not even looking at my screen. I was looking at my. Are you going to be my psychic for me? So I'm interested because there's money to be made. I mean, a lot apparently. I want to finance a psychic.

Oh, wait a minute. You'll finance a psychic, but you won't finance any of my ideas. But he knows that this guy's making money. That's true. I have a guaranteed cash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna call him Sammy the psychic. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna be a dog. If he growls? It's like the chickens that play the piano. They just put a seed on the piano key and the chicken hits it. Yeah, I'm gonna have the dog, have like a tarot. And my dog loves this, it's called

Royal K-9 food. And I'm gonna have the royal canine under the Tara. Ah, yes. And these people are gonna be like, oh, I'll pay $150 for Sammy the psychic puppy. The dog says I'm gonna fall in love suit. dog. Oh, boy. He just sniffled at the heart.

Man, people will believe anything, huh? And they'll pay for it, too. We need to do the Amy Stories, which, the pile, just so everybody knows, I don't know when she's coming back. So I talked to her yesterday, and her kid's school hasn't started because of the snow. She had planned to have them already in, but the snow has slowed things down a bit. So I have no idea. I have no idea.

But I'm handling the pile till, or if she comes back. It may get switched over. to Bobby's pile, she never comes back. The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Lunchbox, do you think you gain weight in the winter? Absolutely, because you don't go outside. Would you say it's cold or holiday pounds?

I say it's cold. A study revealed that the lack of sunlight in winter months actually contributes to weight gain because the body's fat cells that lie under our skin shrink when they're exposed to sunlight. They see no sunlight. They're not shrinking, and they're staying big, so we store more in them. Oh.

So you can use that excuse. Yeah, my cells are too big right now. It's not that you ate a bunch of Thanksgiving and Christmas. The sun ain't getting to my cells. I hate this time of year. Also, this one guy coined $99,000 if the Jacksonville Jaguars won the Super Bowl. They're one of four teams alive in the NFL playoffs. Probably the most surprising, too.

But one guy put $900 on the Jags to win it all. And if they win, he wins $99,000. Yeah, and their hardest game to this week because they're playing the Patriots. Yeah. So there's that. The best jobs in 2018. Number one's a software developer.

Any interest? They don't know how to do it. A dentist? Oh, that would be easy. Because... Go ahead? Yeah, a dentist doesn't really do much. Go ahead?

The technicians do all the work and then the dentist comes in and goes, check, check, check, check. Oh, that's good. But what about the knowledge they need to have just in case? It's a lot of studying and knowing. Right.

but the technician has to have that same studying because they don't. They don't go to the same level. They do because they have to point out everything that's wrong. No, don't argue with me about this. A technician doesn't have the same education as the dentist does or they'd be a dentist. Yeah.

I'm going to go with my theory. I think I'm right on this one. Just no one to hold them, no one to fold them, bones. You can't just say stuff and it matter. You can't quote songs. You can't just go. Gangster's paradise.

No? Yeah. Live in LaVita Loca. No, no, that's not how it works. All right. I just like to compare it to Mambo number five. No. A little bit of Monica.

Also, an orthodontist makes the list. Okay. I don't know really the difference. They do braces. They do braces. They don't do cavities and all that. It's just braces, pulling your teeth down, straighten them out. And same situation.

Technician does all the rubber bands and all that. Dennis comes in, check. Orthonous, check, check, check. All right, good. Hmm. Your theory is intrigued me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. I can't come up with one. You should probably be changing your sheets more often, finally. According to a new survey, men wait nearly three times as long as women to change their sheets.

I change my other day. Lunchbox would change his... Every other month, two months, three months. It's about right. Guys take about 18 days. If they're not... 18 days? What? They say experts say sheets and pillowcases should be washed once or twice a week. That is crazy. That is way too much laundry. Well, I mean, it's work.

Hey, Morgan number two, how often do you wash your bed? It's about once every two weeks. Somewhere in the middle. I'm a germy weird dude, though. I have a dog that sleeps with me, too. My dog sleeps with me. I don't know how you do it every day, though. I get so tired just doing it.

Every other day. I keep them rotating. So if I need to pull them off, I may not wash them, I can put another one on, and then sometimes I can wash them multiple at a time. Oh, that's true. Yeah, it's a wheel. Yeah.

I have little theories and strategies and formulas going all the time. It works for you. Sheets. Work. Food. Oh, thank you. Oh, I like Billy. I talk to Billy sometimes. I like, I mean, he's been here, but I haven't really talked to him. Oh. Have you? Yeah, not since the missile thing. Like ballistic missile. I feel like Billy was just like, cool, man.

If it happens, it happens. I was reading where some people were, like, freak. One guy had a heart attack. Yeah, I saw that. I had a heart attack. Did he die? I don't think he died. I'm just saying that. I don't know. I'm hoping he didn't die. I like that you're not correct. directing yourself after you just say things to say it.

I don't know if he died, but that's what he does. So I saw that happen, the missile thing and that's all the story. Then I saw in Japan, they had one that said North Korea has launched a missile out of it. Yeah, said the same thing. Listen, guys, from someone who's done the EAS alert thing, don't do that. And when you said that, go easy on the guy. Hey, let's also. Go easy on the guy and hit the button.

Give a little break. He didn't want to admit to do it. Yeah, give a little grace to the guy. If we were you in that situation, what are you going to be nice? I'm not in there. That's got to be rough. The Hawaii guy got a lot of death threats. Well, we thought we were all going to jail.

That's true. We were like, well, we're going to Guantanamo. Goodbye, everybody. And we're in charge of the lunchbox and I'm in charge of the drop delay button. And we didn't push it. So we were there with you, man. No, you weren't there with me. No, I was distancing myself.

I had no idea. But why would you need to dump that? That's not a dumpable offense. Yes, what happened on our show accidentally was a whole different thing. And it was a million dollar fine. Yes, yes. But I'm just saying, the guy who did it in it on purpose. Yeah, so be nice to the guy.

Actually, maybe give him a bonus. You know, just show him you still care about him. Because he's probably hurting a little bit on the inside. He goofed up. He did, and don't we all? Yes, we're not perfect. I mean, can't we set an example by going, hey, guy, you should, here's some cookies. Yes, we know you messed up.

You know it. Yeah. So we want to set an example for other people. What are your favorite cookies? I like to have that guy give him a hug because it's tough. Because you know he needs one right now. I needed one for like eight months, dude. I didn't say anything.

I remember that time. That was rough. Miserable. It was a dark time. We were doing a Raging Idiot show and I got there before you did. That night. And somebody told me, he's like, be careful. Bobby's at a rough day.

You have no idea. I mean, lunchbox, what are you going to say? So the guy, he's 51 years old, was at the best. beach, got the text, called his son and daughter to say goodbye. Oh. Started violently throwing up on the beach. That I could see the throwing up because you're physically thinking something bad's going to happen? His girlfriend drove him to a medical center where he collapsed in the waiting room,

had a massive heart attack. They performed surgery and CPR. He's alive. Wow. Yeah, that's, I just was thinking, what if it came on my phone? No, we would freak out. If it came on my phone, I would go. well, this is probably not true.

But at the end of the text, it said, this is not a drill. Yeah, that's what you stopped thinking is not true. Because I would go, oh, this was an accident. There's not a missile coming. But it also said, this is not a drill. Like, it might as well have said, like, we're not kidding. Yeah, I'd be like reading this. We're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

Well, it's probably, oh, this is not a drill. Oh, crap. And then you're like, but maybe this drill down below, you go, not kidding at all. Then you read more and goes, seriously, we're not kidding. And then what do you do? Yeah, what does Bobby Bones do? But you're in Hawaii.

You're not in the States where you can drive to like... That's the states. No, no, no, I mean, you're not in the mainland. It's not in the mainland. You're not in the mainland where you can drive like across the country and get away from wherever the missile's going. What I thought about this, I would get... Because what am I going to do? Really nothing.

I'd probably get to a place where it's the safest you could possibly be, whatever that is. Try to find some hole underground or some basement. I don't know if they have basements there. But then I would record a video of me talking to the listeners. I'm going, hey, I don't know what's about to happen. this is the message I got. I just want you guys to know that I appreciate you and I list off people that are important to me

and then that would be my will. I'd like put on will on that. See, that's dangerous. That's what you would do. That's why I do is make it back. Because I don't even know anybody there. Right, you don't know anybody there. So that's what I'm thinking.

You're about to end. Like, it's over. You're not looking for a hottie? Mm-mm. I don't look for hotties. I'm alive. Right, but this is your last shot. That's not, no one's going to be in the mood for that.

Yeah, everyone's trying to get away. Everybody's running. Guys, there's nowhere to run. Hey, are you on Tinder? Well, hello there. He's trying to swipe during the movie. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Be sure if you have a few minutes to check out Jake Owens' podcast called the Good Company podcast.

Search that out on iTunes or IHeart Radio. Jake Owen was talking about with his tour manager for 13 years when they mess up his name. I've been Jack Owens, too. I remember we played that show in Baltimore. I was with Brad Paisley. We showed up. And I looked up at the marquee. It said Brad Paisley with special guest, Jack Owen.

Search that out if you're looking for something to listen to. Jake Owen's got a new podcast. It's pretty funny. I've got a bobby cast that you can listen to. And Daniel Bradbury is supposed to come by yesterday, but we got hit with the Blizzardo. So she wasn't able to get up to Hill. But we've rescheduled, I believe, for this weekend, right?

Yeah. So that stunk. I just said her. I got to go to the dentist. I got my tooth fix today. Which means they got to put me under? because I've got to take the tooth. I think they've to remove my head.

For as dramatic as I make it, just take the whole thing off. Just take the whole head off, put it over on the side, redo the mouth, and come back. That's how I make it feel. I hope you come back. All right, man. Yeah, me too. Thank you for hanging. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, and we'll see on Thursday.

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