The Bobby Bones Show - Why Texting At The Grocery Store Is Making You Fat + Bobby Helps Two Kids From His Hometown Go To College
Episode Date: May 9, 2019Bobby shares a story on why texting is making people gain weight. Bobby is helping two kids from his high school go to college. Also, a listener who wanted the show to name her unborn baby calls in to... reveal the official name following her gender reveal party. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones post-show pre-show.
Got a few minutes.
I got to go get on an airplane and head over to back to California.
I have two more trips.
I mean, I'm known for my energy, being able to work through being tired.
Yeah, I'm hit hard.
Yeah.
It's just been a year.
I see the end inside.
You know how you get senioritis and you start to go, oh, it's almost.
And I love the people at Idol, but that L.A. trip, I do it every week, sometimes twice.
It's just a grind, not just the flying, but the airport, the dehydration.
Go today.
I come back like Monday or Tuesday of next week
I do it one more time
It's the finale they told me to
I think you know the finale is a big deal
So I gotta wear a suit on the finale
Ooh fancy
I know
So this won't be long
Because I have to go and fly away
And you're flying away tomorrow huh
I am after the show
Yeah
Yeah good for you
Coming in hot to the same flight
Did you see the guy that saw
316 movies last year
At the same movie theater
Mike D
Oh
Got him
That's funny
There's a guy in Philadelphia who saw 316 movies last year
And the theater gave him a $500 gift card to thank him
He's 65 years old
Hey Mike, did you read this story?
Yeah
Is he sad or is he bored
I think he's just bored
Okay so it was like someone died and he goes
No he just goes he sees something twice
Twice
Yeah because he gets like
I don't know
Forgets him or something
Oh he watches so many
Oh
Wait does he have like
No
Alzheimer's something?
He just goes so much that he's like
I was like, oh, I didn't really get that movie, so I'll go back and watch it again.
Oh, he has the time to really...
His Angix retired.
But I saw I saw 316 movies last year.
I'm still sitting on Avengers.
I'm waiting, hopefully Saturday.
I got in half a Game of Thrones last night.
It's an hour and a half.
Yeah.
And so I started to watch it, and I didn't want to not be able to be dialed in.
And I was starting to feel tired, and it took a pill.
And so I was like, well, out I go.
And then I woke up at, like, one this morning.
I was like, I hate it when this happened.
So it took another pill.
Oh my gosh.
Bobby, no.
Oh, yeah.
I'm living the rock star life right now.
No.
Motley crew here's what's happened.
You told me that you took a pill, but I didn't know you took it at night before bed and then at 1 a.m.
I did take a pill twice.
And so whenever I'm adjusting time zones, I don't sleep.
So I'll take a pill and make me, not a sleeping pill, but I'll take a Xanax.
And I'm only doing it.
I really haven't taken any at all for like a week.
But yeah, I'm rocking on now.
I'm party mode.
They don't make me feel.
fill anything because I've got to sleep.
But I did that.
But I feel, I came out and I feel great.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good. Yay.
She can't take a pill every hour.
Yeah, it's good.
Thank you.
No, not every hour.
Yeah.
And we so chill.
I'm not even chill.
Doesn't he made me chill.
You think I'm chill today?
Xanax.
Yeah, it doesn't make me that chill.
Not like now.
After I wake up, I'm ready to go.
Shot out of a can.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Once it's like out of your system, but I feel like it shows you out.
Yeah, for a minute.
A kid found $40,000 in a Lego box.
Brought time from a consignment store.
Oh my gosh.
And he kept it.
Has to.
Authorities in Georgia said a child open a Lego box,
purchased from at a consignment store,
and found $40,000, except not cash.
Oh.
No.
Worth of meth and plastic brick.
Oh, wow.
Can you imagine, Amy?
No, I can't.
Man, I could go to sleep on that.
I guess me the opposite.
I give that.
Yeah, that's like, woo, let's go.
What would you do?
Lunchbox, if you found all that meth,
would you sell it?
No, no, no, no.
What?
Go to jail?
He loves money.
I love money.
I love money.
but I'm not that crazy.
Like, I don't, when you say pin, I don't want to do it.
I just throw in the trash can.
Trash can.
Somebody can find that.
Oh, like going to the pin.
Yeah, I'm not going to the pin, so I'll just go outside and throw it the trash can.
I call the cops.
Yeah.
Because what do they find in your trash can?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't know.
I was threw it away.
Yeah, everyone says that.
It wasn't mine, man.
It wasn't mine.
It's on my pocket.
Well, it sits in your pants.
Yeah, no, no, listen, I have to go.
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You can check that out
Otherwise I gotta go hit the airport but I appreciate you
And we will see you tomorrow on the show
All right bye
Hey what's up everybody? It is Thursday
And let's say this
Good morning, studio! Morning!
Amy, you good?
Yeah, you?
Lunchbox?
I'm great.
Everybody's good.
Let me take a call
from Paige.
Hey, Paige, good morning to you.
Hi, Bobby.
How's it going?
Good.
How are you?
I'm pretty good.
What do you want to say?
My four-year-old daughter, you said to call the show, and I said, well, should we call?
She said, yeah.
She's like, wait, Mommy, is he even real?
And we watch you on American Idol all the time, and she whenever you come up,
and like, look, there's Bobby Bones.
And she'll look me like, wait, is that real again?
Oh, so she doesn't know that I'm real.
Yeah, I guess she just doesn't understand.
time so they're just hearing a voice and putting a face to a voice over the radio and then
seeing you on American Idol.
Well, will you do me a favor and tell her that I'm super muscular?
Yeah, I will.
Very chiseled.
Okay.
Yeah, tell her all that stuff.
Okay.
Maybe I'm her dad.
Oh.
What?
Maybe you can tell her that?
I don't know what to say that.
Oh, okay.
All right, all right.
Hey, well, listen.
I don't know what just happened.
Oh, boy.
I just say that, you know, maybe, maybe.
Paige, thank you for, where are you in North Carolina?
Franklin's in North Carolina, right above Raleigh.
Amy, you know Franklinton?
I don't.
I lived below Raleigh, I think.
Or I lived in Southern Pines.
Is that near you?
No, I don't think so.
I have no idea.
It's a rival.
Yeah, we're closer to the Virginia line.
Okay, yeah.
Well, Paige, thank you for calling and tell your daughter.
I say hello, and appreciate you watching American Idol.
That's awesome.
This week on American Idol?
This week on American Idol.
I am giving the kids all their songs
I wonder if I can say
because I gave one of them a tough
Like you know that pink song
What about us?
What I guess is it
I think that was the one I gave her
I'm not going to say who it is yet
I gave one of them a Miranda Lambert song
They're very good
And I sat and they're going to show this
Or I walk into the room
And I have to tell them what song I pick for them
And a couple of them are very disappointed in me
Oh they don't want it
They didn't well yeah
They're not feeling it
It was right after the show
They were exhausted
and when I told them they were like
really? But I was like yeah
suck it up. They're so tired
because they wake up and as soon as that shows over
the next day they're back at it. There's only one that gets
a day off which is the
Madison because she's under 18 and she's still
under kid rules like minor laws.
Oh. So you can only work a set amount of hours if you're not an adult
and she's still 17 years old.
Oh interesting. I don't realize that.
Anything else want to say before we get going here?
I feel like we got a pretty good show.
I know Raimundo, our audio producer,
upset because he got cut out of the live version
of that song, Vacation
that he's a writer on, babe, you know?
Oh no. Here's the guy, Eric Dodd singing
it. Don't get that phone
on from Instagram. Imagine
these noodles are catamaranage.
That's Ray Mundo's part. Yeah.
Are you down for a bait,
babe, babe, bake. Are you upset,
Ray Mundo? Yeah, I'm real upset. I don't know
why he did that, but maybe I've got to travel with him.
Oh, now he's going to travel to do that one part.
That was happening.
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here's the bobby bone show podcast highlight segment of the day
i was looking at e online and they have some of the guys they're going to be on the bachelorette
so the dudes they're trying to win her yeah you know they put the descriptions below them
this guy's name's matteo and his description is a sperm donor who has helped create
a hundred and fourteen children no way how about that one what if you meet a guy and
he's like the greatest guy and you find out that he's a sperm donor who the
There are 114 little hymns running around.
Wow.
I don't know.
Right, because there's nothing illegal or shady.
He's helping people.
Right.
But again, he's got 114 little hymns running around.
I bet when they send those the thing into 23 and me, the machine like smoke.
It overheat.
Can I, let me see him?
He's cute.
But don't you want 114 of hymns going around, like, if he's a good guy?
I don't know who he's a good guy.
I don't know.
He looks cute.
Yeah, good looking dude.
Yeah.
I'm reading some of them here.
Mateo, Connor S.
loves Justin Bieber.
That's his description.
Stop.
Like, tell me their jobs.
John Paul Jones loves to drink champagne and rarely uses words that are less than three syllables long.
Sweet.
Kevin won't travel anywhere that doesn't have an available gym.
This guy sounds awesome.
I mean, are we just...
Given up.
Are we just out?
We're done.
It's dry.
Are they just out for that show?
Hey, Morgan, too.
You're single.
This guy here, Mateo.
He's a sperm donor.
who has helped 114 children, they create them.
Would you date that guy by knowing a story and looking at him?
I don't think I could.
Because of the sperm donor thing?
Yeah, I think it could come back that like one of those kids wants him to be dad and I'd be like, I'm out.
One of them.
I'm sure there's probably like at least.
If it's 10 of them, that's still less than 10%.
Yeah, that's a thing.
He's a good looking dude.
But again, sperm donation is actually a good thing.
You're helping people.
Yeah.
That's how I think about it anyway.
Of course.
I was looking at that.
What did you do yesterday?
I went to lunch with my husband, actually.
He came up here and I was doing some podcast stuff.
And then we were like, let's go to lunch together, which we rarely do that in the middle of the day.
Like a day date?
Yeah, it was a day date.
It was awesome.
So, you know, we had a lunch date.
You had a dinner date.
I did have a date last night.
So we'll just go ahead and talk about that.
Well, what would you like to know?
This is the thing.
I'm not going to tell you anything about her.
So don't even ask.
Because I don't...
But we're not doing that thing where we each get one question each.
That's dumb.
You don't...
Yeah, let's do that.
Oh, my gosh.
Why do you suggest things that you don't want to do?
Well, I didn't think he was going to...
I thought he'd be like, okay, yeah, you're right.
That's annoying, so...
Around the room, you get to ask one question.
I did go on a date last night.
But no questions about her.
I'm not going to...
I just never reveal anything about the other person.
Okay.
Hold on.
I'm not ready.
Okay, then I will not go to you first.
For my one question.
Morgan number two, I'll start with you,
our 25-year-old head of digital.
What do you think?
Well, six o'clock, why are you mouthing something?
I'm like, did you have a spray tan, I forget?
Well, here's the thing.
That's not a question, by the way.
I know, it was at six, but I had a spray tan at 8.45, so I had to end it at least by then to get back at the house.
Wow, that's long for you.
Well, I didn't go the whole time.
So it started at six.
Probably went to like 715 or so.
Stop it.
That's it?
17, 730.
It takes that long to, like, sit down.
Her food get like, basically it was like you sat down, got the food, and then you're, I'm not feeling safe.
It was like a pre-planned meal.
I'm not feeling safe in this space right now.
She's like, oh, I'll have the, and the waitress like, oh, no, it's already been set up for you.
He ordered an hour ago.
And he already paid.
It could have been like 7.30.
I was back home in time.
Wow, I was at least thinking eight.
It could have been.
It could have been.
I would say probably like 745, 6 to 745.
So there was no, I mean, that's pretty of time.
You went from 715 to 745 after we started making fun of you.
Yeah, that's true.
You guys don't make this a safe place of me to share my emotions.
Okay, fine, it's a safe place.
I mean, I just don't understand how you don't even linger for 20 minutes.
I think we did.
I think we did.
No, no, no, you were there.
I'd say around 7.30.
I mean, I could probably look and see by my phone.
7, 17, 15, 745, 7.30.
Oh, I got out there at 8.30 now.
Why are you guys being such haters right now?
I'm not saying a word, but.
That's why I don't like to share, because all I was coming here and get beat up.
Okay.
It's like, come outside.
We like to give you an ice cream cone.
As soon as I'll reach out.
you beat me up in an alley.
Yeah, he's going to shut down.
Yeah.
Well, sorry.
We're just asking, we're just trying to figure out.
Just be calm with it.
It looks like that I got home about.
How would you know this?
Because I can look at text and I know I didn't text after the date.
Oh.
Because I hid my phone.
Okay.
Oh, you hit your phone during the date?
Of course.
That's good.
Okay, here we go.
I know I left the date at 747 p.m.
Boom.
There you go.
So suck it.
Okay?
That's way more, that's good.
Don't look at me on insane anything.
Why are you getting mad at us for wanting to know about your life?
Thank you Morgan number two.
Lunchmark's coming to you.
What's your one question?
Yeah, man.
So you go on this date.
Why do you talk in that voice?
Yeah, man.
Every time.
You know the good thing about.
I don't feel safe here, guys.
You guys are attacking me.
Go ahead.
So you go on this date.
You get home at 747.
When you get home, are you feeling like there is a second day?
on the horizon.
What does that have to do
with when I get home
at seven?
He just didn't have a question
or what?
No, no, that's it.
It's like,
when you're at home.
I feel like if it's not,
and I'm not saying this was or not,
but my general rule is
if it's pretty good to great,
even if it's just middle.
Europe, you can do a second date
because it's like walking by a store
and just looking and you're like,
I wonder what's in there.
Yeah, my should go back.
I'd really go check it out.
But I would assume
there'll be a second date.
It's up to her, I guess,
because I mean, yeah, I would think so.
Eddie.
Where'd y'all go?
to a restaurant
No, no, don't be like that
No, no, that was a terrible question
He meant more specifically
What kind of restaurant?
I'm not quite sure where this restaurant's classified as
Do you care?
What do you care?
Yes, oh, okay, I ordered a short rib
It's kind of an Asian place
I ordered like a short rib
That's a good restaurant
And I had some
Shoshito peppers
Shoshito.
And I had
Aphrodisiac
Is it really?
What's wrong with you?
Shoshito and green avid eggs?
What's wrong?
And oysters.
I just ordered everything that would be...
What did she wear?
Oh, no questions about her.
I wouldn't believe if I just went in it and ordered everything that was supposed to.
And you ordered it all for her too.
And you're like, we're good.
I was like, we'll take all the oysters and green eminemes you have, please, and mix them in a bowl.
So when you're going on these dates, do you book reservations or do you just show up?
I just do open table, the app on my phone.
He takes control.
Good.
Yeah.
Does the restaurant start with the letter T?
Yeah.
You got it?
Let me see it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm just kidding.
Hey, once he said his meal,
know where it was.
See, do you understand what was a good question?
You knew.
Show me.
Amy, go ahead.
Show me, show me.
Go ahead, Amy.
Okay.
Did you?
Oh, there's so many questions in my head.
Okay.
Do a two-part question?
Did y'all meet there or you picked her up?
Well, for a reason we met there.
Because he had to bail early.
No, I didn't have to bail early.
Did y'all kiss?
No.
You don't get to ask all these questions, but no.
Have you talked to her since?
I texted last night.
Oh.
Do you guys send each other's, like, private story?
Like, oh.
Like on your, on Instagram.
Hey, great day.
No, no, no, no, no.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Ew.
Do you all do a multi?
Forms of communication, like texting and DMing.
Because you know how sometimes you have friends,
you're like legit texting with them,
but you're also DMing on Instagram.
Like, do you head up different platforms with her?
When I met her,
I looked her up on Instagram and just sent her a direct message,
but we haven't really direct, we just text.
Okay, so I was wondering if, like,
you do direct message videos, like,
where you don't send it to your story,
you send it specifically to her.
People can do that on Instagram?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I don't do that?
All right.
Mike, do you want to ask questions?
he doesn't. He doesn't care.
Mike D doesn't care. I don't think he knows.
You don't know, do you? He also doesn't care.
Then why do you care, Mike? They love that about it.
He's just like, I'm good.
Wait, what about Ray Mundo? No, he's got a book.
I can't, just not a button in our temporary studio glass.
Oh, he's running in.
Yes. I went on a date last night. Go ahead.
Ask a question.
This is going to really help me figure out a lot.
Go ahead.
Did you guys talk about the show at all?
Almost none, if any.
Interesting. So she's not a listener.
No.
Did she ask about idol?
Well, it's kind of like you've been gone forever.
And I'm like, well, yeah, because I'm doing idol.
But I don't think she's seen it.
Okay.
I don't think so.
Did she ask for an autograph?
I'm done. Yes, she asked for an autograph and a selfie.
So you did it for her.
No, that didn't happen.
Everybody's satisfied?
Yeah.
Was there any hand holding?
No.
Nothing?
Foothies?
So like when you say goodbye to each other outside the restaurant at the valet stand, how do you say goodbye?
Great question.
She
They parked my car up front
Oh
Oh you told them leave it up front
I like that
They just did
They just did
They left right about
So I waited for her car
To be brought up
And then I walked over to her car
And then I walked over to her hug
And then it's like all right
Bye bye
And then I walked up to my car
Do you tip the valet for
No not for her
But I tip them for me
Smart
Make sure she realized
You're not going to pay for everything
Okay
But you paid for dinner
This is right off the bat
Right lunch?
Yeah
Of course
Did she do the wallet grab
No, but
Maybe she did.
I'm not sure.
I don't even make it an option.
Okay.
I just try to, as soon as I walk in,
I wear my credit card card on my forehead, on a strap.
I was like, all right.
When I'm ready, just pull it off here.
We go.
What I thought guys, like, at least appreciated the wallet card?
I do, but I think I just jumped on it pretty quick.
Somebody just texted you.
Was that her?
Let me see.
Oh.
She's listening.
It was not her.
Give her shout out.
Okay, good.
It was.
No, it's okay.
You don't have to say who it is.
Okay.
Yeah.
It was not her.
Is it a next?
It's work.
It's a different.
There's a different girl like, I didn't go out with you last night.
What's going on in our relationship?
Listen.
No, no, no.
There's not a that because I'm openly dating right now.
I am unapologetically dating.
Calm down, Morgan number two.
It's okay.
Calm down.
Morgan number two is very jealous right now.
I'm going out with other girls.
Did you just be me and her, right?
Morgan number two?
Yeah.
There you go.
That's it.
Just act like it doesn't bother.
You'll stop.
All right.
Thank you all for your questions.
Thanks for your answers, Bones.
You're welcome.
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Big Three Stories.
Let's go over to our producer,
Ray Mundo, who is in the glass room
with the news and his microphone.
Ramundo, what you got over there?
Walmart is raising the age to buy tobacco products
and e-cigarettes to 21 years old.
That goes into effect July 1st.
In other news, at least eight people
have been severely injured when the cans of Pam.
they were cooking with in their kitchen exploded.
Officials are looking into the issue
and are warning people to be careful.
And finally, in health news, medication prices
are now going to be listed in television commercials.
Officials want the pharmaceutical industry
to be more transparent with their high prices.
This is going to start in the next couple months.
I'm always so impressed when I go to Starbucks,
especially early in the morning how friendly their baristas are.
Because I had nothing I love more than a good barista.
This is happy.
Yeah.
And sometimes I wish I were that happy.
It's whatever I was doing.
They're so happy.
And so I go on to order my drink, and they don't ever remember my drink.
But some of them have talked about what celebrities, and this is what, like in Los Angeles?
Yeah.
Morgan number two has a story about what celebrity Starbucks order is.
What is your order, by the way, Amy?
Unsweetened green iced tea.
I know.
It's not a latte, but that's what I get at Starbucks, and I'm obsessed.
Is there a caffeine thing to that?
Yeah.
Oh, there is?
Yes.
I'll get a chai latte, which is a tea.
but dirty.
So they'll put a shot of espresso in.
So I guess I get a dirty chai latte with almond milk.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, do you go to Starbucks?
Yeah, if I go to Starbucks, I get a hot chocolate with no whipped cream.
Eddie, do you go to Starbucks?
Yeah, I do.
I've gone down to a vanilla skinny latte.
I used to do the white chocolate mocha.
A lot of calories?
It's like as much as a whopper.
So, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I read that one time.
I don't have a wopper for breakfast.
Might as well.
Morgan number two.
Read me some of these celebrities and what they have.
So Bill Nye, the science guy, he likes a caramel macchiato with coconut milk.
I saw Bill Nye, the science guy, at an event.
Did you?
Yeah, and I said, hello, super nice.
Super skinny.
But super nice.
Who else?
Hugh Jackman, he likes a grande red eye made with dark roast.
What's a red eye?
Oh, I think that's like lots of espresso shots because it's like, you're just on fire.
Just a straight cup of espresso shots?
It's like extra
Red Eye means
I think it's code for like
Throw in like extra shots
It's a secret menu item
It's regular coffee
Ice Store Hot with one shot of
Espresso added
Okay there's one
Okay
What a win?
What else morning number two?
James Franco
He likes Grande Cold Brews
And then
What's it?
Grande?
Gets the tall
That's medium
Oh, grande
That's a small
Flav or Flav
He likes a Vinty
Strawberries and Cream
Frapp
Oh, that's funny.
That sounds good.
What's Vinti, big?
Venti's is a huge.
Strawberry's and cream for Appuccino.
Okay, give me one more.
John Stamos, he likes cappuccino.
Of course he does.
Why?
Because he's so good looking, and that's like the good look about I have a cappuccino.
That just sounds good looking when you say it.
Like Vinti Grande strawberry.
That doesn't sound good looking, but look how good look.
Watch me.
Cappuccino.
Oh, good looks.
You just got more good looking.
See what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
You're more sophisticated.
Hands.
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Today in 1989.
Amy, where were you in 1989?
Oh, man, I was probably at Manchack Elementary.
Munchaka, Manchaca, the Mighty Mighty Mustangs.
Were you eight years old?
Yes.
Well, on this day in 1989, Tim McGraw moved.
to Nashville.
He moved out after dropping out of Northeast Louisiana University.
On his first day in town, he heard this song.
I'm an Indian outlaw.
Half Cherokee and chalked all, my baby, she's a chip.
Which was destined to become his first hit.
He also met songwriter Craig Wiseman, who wrote future hits for Tim.
By the way, Indian Outlaw became a top eight song, and his first ever number one song was, anybody?
Don't take the girl.
Take Tommy Thompson
Take my best friend
On this day in 1989
Tim McGraw moved to Nashville
Remember when I moved here
They put me in like a little apartment
It was tiny
And my dog was still in Texas
And I was like I get to get him a dog up here
And so I had a friend drive my dog
From Texas all the way up to Nashville
But he had one of those track callers on
And you could tell where he was GPS-wise
And I always knew you could tell by the neighborhood
But I remember turning my phone on
And I could watch my dog travel all the way
through the country.
And then I would notice my friend
would be going to places
where it was supposed to be going
on my dog.
I'd be like,
why did you take a two hour
detour over here?
And he'd be like,
how do you know?
I'd get my dog's a tracker collar on.
He'd be like,
I was like, what are you doing?
He goes, well, I wanted to stop here
and see this girl.
I was like, you get my dog.
And I see you went there
because there's a dog GPS on it.
That's what I was doing
when I first moved to Nashville.
Trying to get my dog here.
I've been looking at dogs more so.
I talked to a friend who has a
French bulldog.
Frenchie?
Because I just worry about their health
and the breathing, and he's like, ah, it's all right.
He said, you'll be okay with it.
He said it's small enough that if you have to travel,
you can just throw it in the car,
and it's big enough to where, you know,
it's not just a purse dog,
because I carry a purse all the time.
But I do feel like in the next month or so,
I'll be dog ready.
And I don't know, maybe I'll just meet the dog and fall in love.
Yeah, and then you'll know.
I can't wait.
Till?
You get a dog.
Yeah, I can't wait, too.
So that's what's happening on this day in country music, Tim McGraw.
Story of the day.
This story comes to us from Florida.
A man was on his riding lawnmower when he was trying to go down to the convenience store to get a few things.
He's driving, driving, and boom, runs right into the back of a cop car.
And the cop says, hey, man, you need to pull over.
He tries to drive away, got busted, breathalizer, ah, DUI.
He ran from the cop on a riding lawnmower.
Yeah, he tried to, you know, he backed it up and tried to go around the cop after hitting him.
And the cop said, no, no, no, no, no, no, you come back here.
He just walked up and caught him.
All right, sir, pull over.
He's on a runaway and gets caught about a walking cop.
All right, is that it?
Yeah, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
It's time for the good news.
With Lunchbox.
Yeah, home there's something good.
There was 11 high schoolers in Maryland going out for prom and their tuxes, their nice dresses.
They walk into a restaurant.
They get seated.
And five minutes later, appetizers start coming out.
They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we haven't even ordered yet.
And the waitress said, your meal is being paid for.
by that nice lady over there.
Some lady across the restaurant just said,
I want you to guys to enjoy prom
and remember to always love yourself,
have a good time tonight,
and bought all their meal.
Wow.
So they got milkshakes, burgers,
whatever they wanted,
and it was all on the lady across the restaurant.
And you want to know her name?
Yeah.
She didn't leave her name.
Oh.
She just said, you guys have fun.
And no one posted about it
except for the high schoolers.
Wait, so what kind of restaurant were there?
I just says a,
a restaurant and it said they had milkshakes and good burgers and
burgers and burgers and burgers and
pastas and sandwiches
and she paid for the meal all 11 meals
you're thinking 50 bucks a person
geez good for her
and you got a tip
and you got a tip but whoever
I mean most of the time of it's prom the guy's like paying
you know they were like sweet
beer money
no any prom
oh right yeah high school
I mean no beer money
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Michael in Alabama
Hey dude
Hey dude
Hey, what's up, man
What's up with you?
Not a whole lot
Just wanted to say
Thank you guys
For putting on the show that you do
And special thanks to you
For, you know
Just kind of putting your personal life out there like you do
I've learned a whole lot from it
So I look forward to
Let me ask you a question there, Michael
Has my personal life helped you in any way?
Yeah, it has
Just hearing the things that you went through
and just kind of like gives me some pointers
because I'm still pretty young.
You mean like the kid stuff,
like the struggle of being young.
Let me ask you about this.
I'm glad Michael's here,
because I've been having a problem.
Michael, you want to weigh in on a problem having?
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, so here's the deal.
So I'm on these dating apps, right?
But I'm not getting any matches now.
My picture must not be good anymore.
I like change it like five times.
I'm not getting any bait or any nibbles on the bait.
Change it back, I guess.
Can you have with videos up there?
You can put like a...
Gifts?
Yeah, sure.
Like a boomerang.
Okay, you can put your running boomerang.
Oh, from me.
That'll really good.
Oh, my gosh.
Do you want to see my picture that I have up?
Yes.
I just changed it again yesterday because I'm not getting any nibbles on my dating profile
picture.
Wasn't Amy supposed to help you with this?
Well, Morgan number two helped me and it was a pretty good one for a while, but then that changed it.
So I just used like that one that I put up on my Instagram.
Oh, yeah.
I thought that was a cute picture.
I thought so, too.
No, nobody like...
Is it because half your face is cut off in that?
Isn't that good, though?
Because my whole face is kind of ugly.
Oh, come on.
You've got to have American Idol in the background.
I don't want to do that.
That's flexing way too large.
Wait, hold on.
Let me see. Can you even tell that...
Or I guess it's we know that you're on the American Idol set.
It doesn't show.
You can't show.
You can't show.
What do you think about that?
If you were to see that, would you like swipe?
Yeah, I think it shows your personality.
Then why is nobody liking me?
Am I ugly?
Tell me the truth.
Hey, Michael, have you ever seen a picture of me?
Yeah, I have.
Am I ugly?
You're not a bad-looking guy.
But I'm not a good-looking guy.
Not a bad-looking guy.
Would you date me?
Well, I mean, I would.
Okay, good.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
We like that.
Well, anyway, I'm struggling with my dating profile picture here.
I'm just trying.
You got a girl or now?
Yeah, I'm married.
How long?
Coming up on three years.
Well, you better answer faster than that.
At the end of this month, actually.
Well, listen.
appreciate you calling. Any advice you want to give me?
Just continue to be yourself, man. Don't change at all. You're a great guy, and I know that
the one's going to come to you very soon. You would say that. People have been saying that to me
for 15 years now. Yeah. I know. Eventually it's a me thing, right?
Well, now you're like really starting to step out of your bubble and everything, so I've got to
have like more of a shot now. All right. Well, I appreciate that, Michael. Hey, and thank you for calling.
and hey are you leaving for deployment soon?
I am actually.
So when do you leave?
The end of June.
Wow. Are you nervous?
Yeah, it's my first one.
Where you going? You know where you going yet? Can you say?
Yeah, I'm just going to Iraq.
Just going to Iraq.
No, listen, here's the deal.
If I just go to Memphis, that's a just.
Like, I guess I'm just going to drive two hours to go to Memphis.
When you just go to Iraq?
It's a pretty common place.
Well, yeah, but no, not everybody goes.
and you're making, you're keeping us safe and, I mean, yeah.
We appreciate that, Michael.
Yeah, we appreciate you.
No problem.
The main thing I look forward to is, thank you.
The main thing I look forward to is reading a couple of your books while I'm over there.
No.
Well, let me know how that goes.
I will for sure.
Do you have them already or no?
I don't.
I'm probably going to order them here in the next week or two.
Here, I'll send them to you.
I'll send you both with them.
How about that?
I think it's the least I can do it for you.
You're serving our country and you just hopped in a conversation about my weird dating
picture, I think you deserve two books.
All right, man. I really appreciate that.
All right, hold on the line, okay, bud?
All right.
All right, there he is. Michael, who lives in Alabama, who is getting deployed soon.
On the phone right now is Michelle in Florida.
Hey, Michelle, what's happening?
Hey, Bobby, how's it going?
You know, we're good, and I hope you're good, because what happened, about a month or so
ago, Michelle emailed us and said, hey, we're about to have a kid.
You guys get to pick the name.
And so we sat around and we picked a name.
and the guy's name that we picked
from the choices she gave us was Skywalker
because by the way, who were the names that she gave us to pick from?
Yeah, it was basically like we had multiple choice.
It was like we just pulled Skywalker out of our butts.
It was Atreou, Kaysian, is that he said?
Cassian.
Cassian.
And so we voted and we picked Skywalker.
And for the girls, it was Osoka.
What's that?
Yes, Ossoca is one that.
Robert picked. It's some girl off of an animated Star Wars series. Okay. Hermione and Elora. And from
that, we picked Hermione. And you guys did, but we did. Yeah. Whatever.
Would you have been... Harry Potter? Yeah. So we picked Skywalker as the boy, Hermione as the
girl. And you guys just had a gender reveal. Is that right? We did. Saturday.
And how did you do the gender reveal?
Well, it's kind of funny. We got everybody silly straight.
and confetti poppers for our guest.
Robert and I actually had a combination of smoke bombs, a confetti popper,
and one of the poppers that has the powder in it.
And so all of them were going to be one certain color, either pink or blue, right?
That's what you would think.
Oh, was there a mess-up?
Oh, no.
Okay.
An intentional distraction, I guess you would say it,
practical joke
Robert thought it would be so funny
to give our guest
a mixture of pink and blue
What's so funny about that?
You think you're having twins?
Is that a joke?
The true color.
Okay, so what, was it going to be a boy or a girl?
We are having a boy.
Were you excited about that or no?
Yes, I am.
I mean, we already have the one little boy.
He just turned a year old on April the 25th.
So.
Little Chewbacca, if you remember correctly.
Yeah.
What was his name?
Oh, our one that just turned one year old, his name is Killian.
Okay, and that's from some show, I'm assuming?
It is. It's from Once Upon a Time.
Okay.
And you guys love this science fiction stuff, huh?
You could say that, yeah.
So, little Killian, and then I guess if it's a boy, are you naming your kid Skywalker?
We absolutely are.
Oh, my.
Y'all be named a baby Skywalker.
Now, do you plan to call him Sky?
Ooh.
I know his older siblings are saying they're going to call him either Sky or Walker,
but the whole six weeks that I've known and I've been doing the whole talking to the belly thing,
I've been using the full name, Skywalker.
Do you call Killian Kill?
Hey, Lil' Kill.
Hey, Killer.
Oh, no, no.
No, Big Sister calls him that sometimes, but to me and Daddy, he's Killian.
Wait, there's a big sister?
Yeah, there's older siblings.
She's Leah.
Oh, pretty.
Yeah.
Sky Walker is going to be baby number five.
Oh, my goodness.
Walk us through your kids' names, all of them.
Well, the oldest is Anakin.
Are you kidding me?
He's also a Skywalker.
Anakin.
So your oldest is named Anakin.
Is Darth Vader the girl?
No.
Actually, our oldest three were from separate relationships.
Robert and I only have Killian and Skywalker together.
So it's a blended family, but either way, Skywalker's baby number five.
So Robert's son is the oldest.
And he's Anakin.
And then my daughter is the second oldest.
Her name is Taylor.
The poor girls, they just have normal names.
Poor girls have Taylor Swift.
Go ahead.
But yes, there's Taylor and then the second girl belongs to Robert.
She's Emma.
Okay.
Well, good.
And then we have Killian and now Skywalker.
Well, thank you for letting us pick the name.
I hope you're okay with Skywalker.
It was one of the choices you gave us.
Absolutely.
And I did want to ask really quick to Amy.
How does it feel getting to name your first baby?
It feels pretty amazing.
Yeah, I've never, yeah, it's a good point.
I always, my husband and I, we had names picked out if we ever gave birth.
But like our kids since we adopted, they came with names.
So, yeah, it's a good point.
I got to name my first baby.
did it collectively as a group and it's...
Which we've done on your baby, too.
We don't...
Right, right.
That's not...
That's not...
I mean, probably true.
And, you know, and it's Skywalker, so that's cool.
Well, listen.
We can't wait to meet him one day.
That'll be awesome when he comes up here when he's, like, 10.
Well, you...
Wait, did you have a May the Fourthly with you?
Stop it.
Was that when the party was?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
It was amazing.
That's funny.
I love that you're such a nerd.
I love when people...
nerd out about stuff. So, well, thank you for calling. Congratulations on having a boy and then update us.
When are you do?
We are having Skywalker on August the 14th. It's going to be scheduled, so you'll get pictures
either on August the 14th or August the 15th because he's scheduled.
All right. Well, we're so invested in this baby. We are. Thank you for the call. Thank you for giving
us the power to do that. And I hope you, it's a very healthy pregnancy and I can't wait for you
to have the baby. Absolutely. Well, thank you guys so much. We are.
We are so happy that we got to get y'all involved with us.
All right, Michelle.
And I love you guys.
Tell Robert we say hello.
Have a great day.
All right.
Thanks, y'all too.
There you go.
There she is.
Love it.
Naming a baby after?
But she did give us that as an option.
I don't think I picked Skywalker, though.
I think I picked.
Who knows?
I did.
I think I picked Skywalker.
I think I picked Skywalker.
I think I was part of that one, too.
Yeah.
I think a Kenny Skywalker from the Knicks.
I think it Skywalker.
Whatever.
Old basketball reference.
Well, there you go.
I'm glad that she was on.
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Amy's podcast is up today. She has a new version, a new episode of Four Things with Amy Brown.
What's up today? Well, one of the things is I have a therapist on, and she's talking about the power of saying no and how it's important to create boundaries and not always be a yes person.
And a lot of people struggle with that. So you got to say no. Yeah. Check it out. Subscribe. Comment. That's four things.
with Amy Brown, her podcast, which you can listen to as soon as our show is over today.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So this is pretty cool. Craft will reimburse your babysitting costs on Mother's Day so that you
can get some time to relax. They're going to pay back up to $100 of a babysitting bill,
and they're giving out $50,000 total. So if you send in your receipt, you better do it quick
on Sunday. You just go to Craftmothersdayaway.com and submit your receipt. And you might be one of the
people that gets your $100 back.
That's pretty cool because they're definitely getting that out of advertising and people
are just talking about it.
Yeah.
It's a pretty good concept.
Would you do that?
Would you send it in?
Are you getting a babysitter from Mother's Day?
No, we're going to be together as a family.
So you wanted to do them with your kids from Mother's Day?
Yeah.
Lunchbox?
Yeah, I'm going to the website right now.
And I will be submitting for $100.
But you don't have a receipt yet.
You have to show the receipt.
I can write one up.
Yeah, I know.
I was thinking you don't really give babysitters official receipts.
So yeah, do you just write on a piece of paper?
for like $100.
Yeah.
So are you actually lying, though,
lunchbox?
No.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, I may, let's say I use the babysitter for three hours.
I'll still mark down 10 hours.
So you are lying?
I may be inflating the bill.
Okay.
Fraud.
All right, Amy, what else you get?
Well, speaking of, like, parents and kids,
we are getting really good at robbing our kids piggy banks.
As parents, you like set your kids up to save money.
and, you know, hide it somewhere in their room,
and then sometimes if you need it, you go in there and you borrow a little bit.
Is that what you do?
Well, I mean, a study is saying more and more parents.
I mean, yes, I have needed dollar bills before,
and I haven't had any of my kids have it.
So yes.
Did you pay it back?
Yeah.
With interest?
No.
With interest.
Well, yeah, it's not your money to take.
I mean, it's not like it was gone for long.
I'm sure there's actually, now that I think about it,
there's probably a $5 bill I owe my son.
With interest.
Okay, fine.
What's the interest?
What, 10%?
$5.50.
Yeah.
Eddie, do your kids have piggy banks?
Oh, yeah.
And when, like, pizza comes in,
they're cash only sometimes.
I'm like, I don't even tell them.
See, he fills me on this.
But do you pay them back?
Sometimes.
And when you do, do you pay interest?
No.
All right.
Sometimes they don't, they don't know.
They don't know what interest is.
Oh, I took a Target gift card from my son,
had $25 on it.
Well, that's bad.
What?
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
Now the real truth comes out.
I started to think, oh, shoot, do gift cards count
is stealing from the piggy bank?
Because I did borrow that once.
And I'll give it back.
I have little spaceships on it and everything.
I needed it.
Okay, so social media does not harm teenagers,
says an Oxford study.
Admit that, you know,
there's all kinds of claims online
that activity has effect on their happiness.
But this study says it's very trivial
and like less than 1% of unhappiness
can be blamed on social media.
I like to say social media makes me happy.
I thought of you when I read this, even though it was about teenagers.
I was like, Bobby is a better person because of social media.
Just because I connect more with people there.
If I did not have my cell phone, I would just see you guys and never see anybody else again.
I would just go home and lock myself in my room until I had to go to work on either the set or here.
But see, you're using it as a healthy tool for connection.
Like, I think sometimes where it gets hard as if you're using social media or you get stuck on social media in comparison.
I mean, then you're brought down
because if you use it as a way...
Oh, I'm not a big compare.
I just realize everybody's happier than me.
Oh.
I don't compare.
I'm just like, well, everybody's happier than I am,
so why would it even like, what does it matter?
Oh, you don't end up sometimes comparing yourself,
like even just where people are going or what they have or what they look like,
you're not like, oh, I wish I looked that better.
Everybody's good.
Everybody's better than me, so...
Okay, so you just go in with that mindset and you're good and go with...
Do you...
What about likes? Does that bother you?
Because I feel like with teenagers, that's what would bother me if I was in school,
is if, like, I put up a picture and only a couple of my friends liked it and some of my other friends got way more likes.
Like, I feel like that would be a thing.
No, not really a thing.
Sometimes I'm just surprised at how many likes certain pictures get.
So it doesn't.
And you wonder why.
My worth isn't based on likes.
Because sometimes I'll post things where I know that people will see it, they don't like it.
However.
Hopefully nobody's worth, but yeah.
Yeah, sure.
I mean.
Well, you just reminding young people listening.
It doesn't matter.
But there are some that are so surprising it doesn't get more likes, you know?
I'm like which one?
I'm going to tell you.
Yeah, I'm curious to see which ones you think would get.
It's one that you really thought would get a lot.
I pulled up my Instagram now, which is Mr. Bobby Bones.
If I ever post a picture with a girl, ever, so many likes.
Like I post one with me and Sharon on my dance partner last week.
It's so many likes.
I post one with just me and Morgan number two, so many likes.
But then when I just post one, like, if I'm just looking good,
then people don't like that that much.
I post a one of me on American Idol with the background on Idol.
It only got like 7,000 likes, which is very low.
and I was like what?
They don't like me?
Well, they like you with the girls.
They do like me with the girls.
Because they think it's a romantic relationship.
Yeah, they want love for you.
No, because Bobby and I don't have a romantic relationship.
And they like...
And they like it when I put Amy in a picture.
They love the picture when it was me
and all the people for American Idol, me, Katie Perry, Lionel.
And your caption was funny.
You're like, when you're the poorest of all your friends, or the broke, whatever.
That caption was, when you're the brokest of all your friends.
Which is true on that.
And then I was getting trolled by Old Dominion,
Adam Hambrick.
Like, everybody, then Matt Overton.
On that post?
What were they saying?
Luke Bryan's wife trolls me too.
Carolina.
Yeah.
So, yeah, they're all just saying funny stuff.
It doesn't matter.
Oh.
Well, I'll go look.
Adam Hammerbrook.
Who's Adam Hamrick's new artist?
Because I said, when you're the brokest of all your friends.
And it's me standing with Seacrest, Lionel Richie, Katie Perry, and Luke Bryan.
True.
I said, when you're the broke, it's all your friends.
And Adam Hammer goes, that's like being the shortest redwood in the forest.
I like that.
Oh.
You're not that broke.
Old Dominion.
And that's funny.
And that's Matt Ramsey from that account.
But anyway.
I see.
All right.
Thank you.
But yeah, some pictures, I'm just surprised they don't get more likes.
But I don't ever look at them until Amy brings up something about likes.
And then I start to go, I do value likes, I guess, whenever I'm told to.
Yeah, but we shouldn't.
And isn't Instagram?
They're going to start hiding likes, right?
No, they said they were.
I hope they do.
Like, you'll be able to see how many likes you have, but nobody else.
Oh.
I'll just wipe it out for everybody.
Yeah.
All right.
Is that it, Amy?
Yeah.
Maybe that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30-second skinny.
Keith Durbin will be dropping some new music next week.
He teased it on his social media with the hashtag we were in date of May 14th.
We were.
Wasn't that already a song of his?
We were.
We were.
We were.
Keith Durbin.
Oh, that wasn't that goes in him?
Oh, that's queen.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, good.
I love Keith Durbin.
so I'm excited. What else?
Randy Travis has a memoir called Forever and Ever Amen,
a memoir of music, faith, and braving the storms of life coming out.
It will also be here on May 14th.
I think it was just his 60th birthday.
Am I right?
They celebrated at the opera?
I think it was.
Man, Randy Travis, like that was my grandmother's favorite artist.
John Anderson and Randy Travis really remind me of her.
I'm telling you about digging up bones.
That's why I have my name.
Really?
No, but I love that song.
Digging up bones.
I'm digging up bones.
I'm digging up bones.
Man, let's go.
What else?
Carrie Underwood admitted that life is hard with two young boys at different ages.
I bet that's true.
Eddie has four of them.
Yeah.
I'd agree with that.
Life is very different with two.
You know, we kind of got out of that baby stage with Isaiah.
He's much more self-sufficient and, you know, he can brush his own teeth and put his own clothes on.
And he's making decisions for himself.
and then we kind of start all over with a little squishy one again.
You forget how hard it is, to be honest.
But, you know, you just figure your way through it.
And I'm so blessed to have Isaiah, who is super helpful and super sweet.
And he loves his little brother.
There you go.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A nine-year-old girl learned the Heimlich maneuver.
And the very next day, she used it to save her choking.
classmate. These third graders,
Shailen and Kira,
were eating lunch at the elementary school
when Kira started choking on her hot dog.
Luckily, the day before,
Shailen, was like,
I just turned on the hymn, like, I guess I should use it, so she did.
And up came the hot dogs.
Oh, wow. The day before, and she was nine.
Come on. You talk with your kids about this stuff?
No, but I guess I need to.
What about fire safety? The house on fire. Do you guys have that plan?
Oh, yeah. Stop drop and roll.
No, not for catch on fire. How to leave the house.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Well, that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
Let's go.
Translet it.
The Bobby bones.
A time for the morning, corny,
but on Thursday, we try to figure it out ourselves.
Let's do the investigative corny.
Here we go.
Amy, how are you?
Doing good.
All right.
I know.
There's a little pressure.
now to actually give us a challenge. I know
and I feel like y'all are going to really have to
bring it today. Have we missed one in all lately?
No. Our streak is still going?
How many in a row?
Eight. Okay. Wow. Okay.
Well, bring the pain.
The morning corny.
What kind of magic do
cows believe in?
Black Mujic.
Movie something.
It's got to be a moo.
Or an udder. Or hoof?
Under magic.
Poof could be a horse, though.
Milk magic.
Utter magic.
It's got to be a moo.
It's got to be a moot.
Like moot.
It's just got to be moo.
Moogic?
Moogic?
What are different kinds of magic?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Or like words of magic, like abercadabra.
Habakamujic.
Abricamagic.
What kind of magic?
Cows. Black magic?
I suppose I said black mujic, but I don't think that's it.
I don't know. You're stuck on utterness.
I'm stuck on utter magic.
What about like, what are they called cud?
I don't know what that is.
Cows chew cudd?
I don't know what that is.
What?
Hey?
That's a horse.
Right?
How hard is this one though in your mind? Will we get it?
I mean, y'all are getting close.
Man!
At the beginning, I thought it was going to be hard and then out of the gate, y'all kind of said something that I was like, oh shoot.
It's not that hard.
the gate we said moo.
It's got to be utter.
What about utterly
magical?
Wow.
Oh, man.
I mean,
okay.
So ask us the question again?
What kind of magic do cows believe in?
Believe in.
Believe in.
I believe in
the magic.
Maybe black magic is.
It can't be black magic.
It can't be black.
Jake.
Oh, man.
Amy's looking at me like I'm stupid.
And I probably am.
Are we almost there?
Like, are we close?
I mean, what kind of magic do cows
believe in?
Cows eat grass.
What do they?
They graze in the field.
We got to be put on a clock, though. We'll sit here
all day. Oh. What's the clock? What do we
go to? Give us two and a half minutes.
Oh, wow.
Milk.
No magic.
What about like...
Get it together, guys.
Let me think about something.
What kinds of magic are there?
There's magic mic.
Magic.
Magic kingdom?
We have two minutes, 30 seconds, right?
I don't know any kind of magic.
Hold on.
There are kinds of magic.
There's magic like, there's juggling.
That's not magic.
Oh, that's not magic.
No.
Black magic.
We almost said it.
Black magic.
There's voodoo.
There's mood.
There's moodoo.
Moodoo magic.
Moodoo.
Is that a thing, though?
No.
I don't know.
No.
I'm going to go mood.
Moodoo magic.
Are we going Moodoo?
Yeah.
That's black magic.
Moodoo magic.
Moodoo.
Okay, okay.
We only have two minutes, 30 seconds.
We put our time in.
We don't know this one.
No, we don't feel confident at all.
We do not feel confident in this one.
I feel very sad.
This is one of those where if you just last in the game, we're going on with our official answer is moodoo.
Moodoo.
Lunchbox, do you go with Moodoo?
Yeah, Moodoo, that's all I can think of.
Well, not Moodoo Magic.
Just Moodoo.
Just Moodoo.
Okay.
Okay.
Morning Corny.
What kind of magic do cows believe in?
What kind of magic do cows believe in?
Moodoo.
Oh!
How did you get that?
Morning, 40.
Seriously.
Boogic times.
Boys, that's nine in the row.
But we fought for that one, Amy.
Yeah, you did.
How did we get that?
I don't know.
Black Mujic is what led me to Moodoo.
Well, I mean, and I was definitely trying to be like, what do you believe in?
I don't believe in.
I don't believe in.
I know.
Not you, but I was using the keyword believe because, like, that's a practice.
Moog Jesus?
And I don't know a single cow that believes in.
Yeah, I don't either.
It's a joke, guys.
Nice one, guys.
Sometimes you just survive.
And that is how that works.
Wow.
Yeah.
Look at us.
Teamwork.
All right, there you go.
This is Michaela in Florida.
Michaela, thank you for calling the show.
What would you like to say?
I'll push the wrong button.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
You there, Michaela?
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, we're dealing with a temporary studio.
What would you like to say?
Okay, so it's about Amy's morning corny and you guys solving it.
Yeah.
And I think that two and a half, and it could be just me, but I think that two and a half minutes is like too long.
Maybe if you did like a minute or a minute and a half, it would be bad.
Fair point.
We just put a time limit on us period this week.
We were going like 10 minutes.
It'd be like 10 o'clock and we're still trying to debate it.
I think that's great.
Why don't we move it?
Because Michaela makes a great point.
90 seconds.
We can't figure out 90 seconds
Sure, but listen
Our show only gets better if our listeners
Call and say, hey, I would like it
more if you did this. And Michaela, I appreciate that
call. Yeah.
So next week when we do it
And it's only 90 seconds, like you have absolutely
influenced this show that we're going to do a segment differently.
Cool. So tell your friends.
But if we miss it after 90 seconds, you're going to feel really bad.
It's all on you. If we don't go 10 in a row, it's all on Kayla's fault.
How do you feel about that, Michaela?
Yeah, oh, you laugh, huh?
Are you diabolical?
I'm rooting for Amy, so.
Oh.
We're all rooting.
It's not against Amy.
Right.
Like, I want the guys to get it.
Like, I...
But eventually, I'm going to have to stump them.
Well, you tried today.
We almost didn't get it.
Michaela, great point.
We'll do 90 seconds next week.
The show gets better only if you tell us what we do and don't do right, okay?
Sounds good.
All right.
See you later.
Bye-bye.
Bye, bye.
There you go.
Hey, by the way, texting while shopping can make you fat.
So they do this whole thing.
And why is because distracted shoppers buy more unintended items than focus shoppers.
So you're on your phone, you're, hey, click, click, check out my, you know, you knock crackers in your box, you don't even need them.
Got it.
I mean, yeah.
If you're talking, texting, playing games, or adjusting your playlist while picking your groceries, your impractical purchases tend to go well.
Increase.
That makes sense.
Most people go at the grocery store.
Me, in and out.
Five seconds.
What I need.
Got it.
Go.
New research shows that if you're the one who gets around, you're on your phone,
and you're kind of banging around,
that you're doing a lot of things you shouldn't be doing
because you're not paying full attention.
Amy, your thoughts?
Yeah, I see how that happens.
I often am on a phone call when I'm at the grocery store.
And, yeah, I probably am wandering around.
I spend probably a good 10 extra minutes there that I didn't need to
because I'm not focused, and extra stuff definitely ends up in my cart.
Lunchbox, your thoughts?
I am on the only time I text at the grocery store is that I text my wife do you need anything at the grocery store this is what I have and I tell her what I have in the cart and if she needs something else that's it I don't buy put the phone away do you ever take pictures of things ago is this right one yep absolutely because she sends me to get like like something for the baby and I said I didn't there's three different ones so I take a picture which one oh oh which one oh which thing oh yeah which wife is this I like like the other day I had to go in and get suit of fed for her and there was four different boxes suit of bed PM DM DM DM oh wow
Oh, DM and E.m.
And so I have FaceTime her.
Which one do you?
She goes, I was hoping you would do it on your own this time.
Oh, she's disappointed in you.
She does get disappointed in you.
She does get disappointed, but I'm like, there's five different kinds, and I don't want to get the wrong one because guess what?
Then it's, oh, you need to go back and get the right one.
Oh, do you ever have to go back?
Oh, you got to go back.
Like the other day, I bought the wrong dishwashing soap.
I didn't buy the right little packets.
And so back to the grocery store.
So you take the other one back.
Yeah, because I bought liquid soap that I guess you use in the sink.
And doesn't go...
You needed the pause.
Yeah, you needed something that goes in the dishwasher.
So it's confusing.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I have to send my husband pictures.
Or I Google it, take a screenshot, send him...
It's like the exact brand.
This is the picture.
This is what it looks like.
No words.
He's so dumb.
What?
I'm going to go over and talk to Chris in Massachusetts right now.
What's up, dude?
Hey, Bobby.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
How are you?
I'm pretty good.
What you want to say?
No, I'm just calling and say that I'm a truck driver,
and I listen to your show on multiple different stations.
I have presets for the different states I go into.
I appreciate that.
Where are you driving?
What's your route?
I'm a local driver, so I'm usually in Mass.
I'll go to New York once in a while, and I'll go to Maine.
Mass, I listen to you guys on 101-7, The Bull.
Towards New York, going west.
I listen to you guys on 100.9.
Up here in Maine, I'm listening to you guys on 95.3 right now.
Come on. Look at this guy here.
Look at this guy here.
That's awesome, man.
I appreciate that.
What are you hauling around?
I do dry bolt, so I haul plastic pellets to plastic factory.
You ever have to drive through one of those stops and you're a little overweight and you're like, come on, buddy.
Here's five.
Let me get through.
I've actually never had to hit a truck stop yet.
Oh, you ever take those bumblebees at the gas station?
Sometimes I think, maybe I should take over that.
No.
Why not?
No.
I live off a Red Bull.
Okay.
Red Bull and coffee.
You do the thing in your back
Where you do the arm exercise
Like from over the top
Remember that movie?
Yeah, no, I don't do no exercise
I get up in the morning
Jump in the truck and just get going
Hey, there you go
We're going to take that
We'll take that
Hey listen, I appreciate the calls
Who's your favorite country artist, Chris?
You pick anyone
My favorite one is Luke Combs
Yeah, did hear his new song yesterday
Beer never broke my heart
I did
Pretty good, huh?
It is, I like it
I'm gonna tell you about that dude
He's a good dude
You meet him the first time
and he's kind of no nonsense,
which now I've learned to respect and love.
First time you meet Luke Combs, you're like,
huh, this guy's like, right?
He just says it how it is, and you go,
is he a nice guy or is he not?
Turns out he's the greatest guy.
He's just the greatest.
So I always like to tell people that if people they love are cool or not,
and I tell you, Luke Combs is the best,
and Luke Combs and I are a bit friendly outside of radio too.
So I appreciate the call.
Hope you have a safe trip today,
and thanks for taking the time to reach out, man.
Well, definitely.
All right, boy.
see you later.
So every year, whenever someone graduates in my high school, I give a scholarship to one of the kids.
And I called it the don't be skipping school scholarship.
Or don't be skipping class scholarship.
Yeah.
And basically it was like, hey, just show up.
That's 90% of being successful.
Just show up on time all the time.
And so I do give a scholarship to a kid.
And I try to find someone who I don't need you to be the valedictorian or salutatorian,
just somebody who is really going to put in the effort.
So the rule is you have to have like a 2.5 or high.
and then you have to write an essay
and then I read all the essays.
And I'm at home last night.
I'm reading these essays
and it's tough.
I actually have to pick someone
to go, okay, I'm now giving you money
to help you with school.
And so I had it down to two last night
and I just kept reading them both
back and forth, back and forth.
It's probably the most stressful thing
that I've done in the past week.
So did you make a decision?
It did. It was tough.
Oh.
It was tough.
I gave it to both of them for the first time.
Wow.
For the first time.
I know.
Okay.
I don't want to do that because I don't want to set that precedent.
Yeah.
But I just couldn't decide.
I don't even want to say yet because I don't know that they know.
I think they get told in like an assembly or something.
Okay.
But in the past, I've done one scholarship.
And I've been back to speak.
My schedule is weird and I can't always go back because graduations are on weeknights.
But I go back to Mount Pine High School.
I'm from a town of 700 people.
and my class was a large graduating class
and we had 46 people, I think.
And so you're talking about 30 to 40 kids.
And so, yeah, I'm giving two scholarships this year
because I just didn't have the Nads to pick somebody.
Or they were both that great.
I kind of leaned toward me just not having.
I think, you know what?
My heart's bigger than the Nads.
And that's not a hard thing to do.
So they get the full one or you can cut the scholarship in half?
No, they get two full ones.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be mad if you're like,
It's not a baller move, but that's what I did last night that was pretty stressful.
And so I finished, I felt good about it.
But I had to go through 10 or 15.
But some of them, too, it's just like, you're going to be all right.
Okay.
You know, there's a reason that I don't work with the valedictorian.
Like, they have their own way.
I wasn't the valedictorian.
I still can't believe that.
I made a B-in typing or, like, computer skills or whatever.
And so, you know, I wasn't.
and so, but yeah, that's what I did last night.
Kind of stressful.
And I'm over here looking at my answer story, too,
and people don't like the picture I use my dating profile.
This is the question.
Are you ready to see this?
I'm so irritated because I've got to pull it because I changed it already.
I said, do you like this picture is my new profile pick?
62% say no.
62%!
You can still go vote on my Insta story, Mr. Bobby Bell.
Just 62% say no.
And Morgan No. 2 was the one who told me to put that up.
And I trust her opinion.
Because she's a girl.
But do you trust hers more than the listener?
I'm going to have to weigh, again.
Maybe I have to put up two profiles like I did last night.
Everything is so stressful.
This guy in Durham, North Carolina, hit a million miles on his car.
It's a 2,000 Honda Accord.
Wow.
That crazy, huh?
I thought like after 200,000 it was dead.
Everyone's like 200, man.
Get rid of your car.
It's not working anymore.
Oh, I had cars.
one over 200,000. Wow.
2,000 Honda Accord, and it's been
absolutely phenomenal. When it got to
999,999,
I took a picture, and then I started to drive, and I'm
waiting for the odometer to hit a million,
and then it doesn't. It stops there.
Oh.
It doesn't... So it never actually... Wow.
It doesn't roll over. There aren't enough spaces.
But it can roll over to zero.
You could. Wow. Yeah, one million.
Good for him, though. That's pretty cool.
First car ever, Amy?
1886 Ford Bronco
Yeah, full size
How'd you run that one up?
How did I run it?
Yeah, like how high.
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
By the time I went to college, I mean, I only had it for like three years, so I don't know when I got it.
I don't remember the mileage.
My first car was an 89 Subaru that I bought it for $200.
Yeah.
Because I just mowed yards.
I was like, I need something.
I can't say it got a lot of miles because it fell apart quick.
But then I had a Pontiac Sunfire that had over 200,000 miles.
I rode that thing into the dirt.
It was my first car that I actually took a loan out on.
It was $8,000.
And I went with my stepdad, and we got it.
And I'm telling you, the best car I ever had as far as.
It's just like, no problems.
Drove it through ice storms.
I remember once when I was living in Little Rock,
I drove it through an ice storm down to move to Austin.
Terrible ice storm ruined everything I was pulling in the car.
That car, whed past like 18-wheeler stuck on the side of the road.
Dini, bye!
It's crazy.
Best car ever had.
Lunchbox?
First car was a 1985
Red Mazda RX7
Two-door, no power steering, no AC
Woo!
Boy, you want to talk about a chick-getter.
What?
A chick-gitter.
What's that?
Chick-getter.
No, no, I hear you.
But as Amy's son would say.
What?
What?
That got a check-
Oh, man, it was a little
looking like a hot rod, you know what I mean?
But then they'd get in and they'd sweat their tails off
because there was no AC.
I mean, we had to just go windows down in the middle of Texas heat.
And I brought that thing home,
And my mom was like, what did you allow my son to buy?
She was so mad at my dad.
How much pay for that one?
$1,200.
From what?
Just doing your...
No, I worked at a grocery store starting at the age of 15 because I wanted a car.
My parents said, we're not going to be able to buy you one, so if you want to get a job.
So, worked at Randalls, and every paycheck went in the bank so I could get a car.
So did the sweating make the girls not want to ride in the car?
Well, you know, it was a chick getter and a chick get out of there.
Oh, the chick getter and a chick lever.
Yeah, because once they get in there, they're like, oh, where's AC?
There's no AC, and it's 100 degrees in the Texas heat.
They didn't want to run in too long.
Yeah.
That's funny.
How did you guys feel about Archie, the baby name of the royal family?
At first I was like, Archie.
But then the more I spent time with it, I was like, it's kind of cute.
I think of Archie Bunker, and I think of Archie Comics.
I thought Archie Comic.
And it's Archie Harrison.
And Mountbattenham.
I think the actual name is Archie Harrison, Mountbatten Windsor.
But Harrison is after Harry is dead.
Just cute.
So Archie, do you know they said that usually they name babies after other royal family people, but they didn't.
They were just like, we just like the name.
Wow.
I think that's pretty cool.
Yeah, they're rebels.
It's very American of them.
Yes.
It's like she's infiltrated their system there.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
So there's this fifth grader named Dylan,
and he spends time on YouTube learning different things.
And one thing he learned on YouTube was the Heimlich maneuver.
Well, he never really knew if he was going to be able to use it.
And he's at school one day, and his teacher starts choking on a muffin.
He said he recognized her hand gesture as the universal sign of choking.
Which I was going to ask, go, is that, yeah, that's it?
Like, I'm choking.
I'm choking.
So he immediately rushed over to help.
The teacher was so impressed by his, you know, his ability to just stay calm and willingness to step up and help.
And he straight up went right up at the sternum pulled back.
Boom.
Muffin came out.
Must be a strong fifth grader, huh?
But that's good.
The international not choking is the two hands up on the throat.
On your neck.
Yeah, which is also the sign of if you miss a free throw, they do that too.
Like, you just choked.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
And the teacher said Dylan is a real life hero.
Fifth grader. That's cool.
Love that.
I do too.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Sarah is on in Arkansas.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
Thank you for calling.
What's going on?
I'm just a teacher in Arkansas, and I also graduate.
I did from a really small school. My class only had 17 kids in it, and four of those are
foreign exchange students. So I just think it's amazing that you went ahead and gave two scholarships
for those kids. Well, I think for me, I've been pretty blessed. I went to a school. I grew up.
No money, but now I'm doing all right, and I like to do as much as I can to help.
Listen, if it weren't for PTA groups and it weren't for church groups, I wouldn't have had food or
Christmas presents. And so if I can be that person in the kid's life at this point, like, I'm
so in. I think that's kind of why I do what I do with the... You know what I mean?
Yes. It's awesome. I'm glad that you're able to do that for kids.
What do you teach? I'm actually a special ed teacher.
Look at you. And how long have you been teaching?
This is my sixth year.
Come on. Look at you. Enough about me. How about someone making a real difference out there?
That's you every day.
Thank you.
Yeah. I'm up here just dinking around playing Luke-Bryan songs. As much as I love Luke,
like, come on, you're changing lives.
That's awesome.
Thank you. Thank you for the call.
I hope you have a good day.
You too, thanks.
All right, see you later.
I want to go over to Aaron in Florida.
Hey, Aaron.
Yeah?
What's happening?
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for getting on your little soapbox today about being stressed and that this two shall pass.
I've been going through some things and you definitely reminded me today that I'll get through it and that it's temporary and I just want to say.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, you're welcome.
You know what?
If you think back, you've probably been through harder things than you're going through right now.
I'm assuming, right?
You've been through harder things.
Yes.
And did you get through it?
Of course.
And will you probably get through this?
Oh, definitely.
I just recently lost a job, so I'm looking for a new one.
But it's a little stressful not to have income.
And then here's what you're going to do there, Erin.
And as soon as you get a new job and you get back on your feet, one of your friends or one of your acquaintances, is it going to go through the same situation.
and you can lend her the advice because you've been through it and go, hey, you know what?
I was there too and I understand what it feels like to be in that situation.
But if you just keep on grinding, you will find an end.
And if you don't like where it is, it's not the end yet.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
All right.
Well, I'm glad that helped you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
See you later.
A lot of calls on.
Angie, you're on in Arkansas.
How are you?
Hi, I'm good.
What's happening with you?
I'm one of the moms.
I have one of your scholarship recipients, Ashton, from two years ago, and I want to thank you for investing in our kids.
Oh, look at that.
It's a great community, and it's pretty awesome.
And I think two scholarships is awesome.
Wow.
Wow.
Ashton's your kid, huh?
She is.
Look at year.
Look at that.
She just since her second year at UCA.
Dang right, she did.
That's awesome.
I'm glad to hear that.
And listen, I believe in my low town of Mount Pine, Arkansas, and I do what I can to help.
And good for you.
You must be a good parent because, you know, it's a tough place to come from.
It is.
It is.
My husband graduated there.
You actually spoke at my son's graduation where you gave your first scholarship to a friend of our son.
Oh, wow.
It's pretty awesome.
Well, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
And tell her, I say hello and I'm proud of her, all right?
All right, thanks.
Have an awesome day.
See you later.
Let me do one more.
Let's see.
Who's on in Texas?
This Tracy.
Hey, Tracy.
Hi, guys.
What's happening?
Hey, I'm a new listener. I'm from San Antonio, Texas, and my husband and I really enjoy the podcast. We actually just took a trip to Corpus, and we listened to the podcast, the entire trip there, and it was a good laugh through the car, and we listened to it actually every day. And at the end of every day, we have a conversation. It's just fun to catch up, and y'all are awesome.
Oh, thanks. We've been on in San Antonio now about six months. Let's shout out to all of our San Antonio.
We were so happy.
I don't want to reveal too much,
but I will say that
Eddie and I's Raging Idiots Tour
gets announced next week, I think on Monday.
And I'm just saying there's probably a San Antonio
No coincidence in that statement.
I'm just saying there's probably, and
the venue they booked us may be a little too big.
Uh-oh.
What?
UTSA?
18th century?
Well, I'm not...
Wait, whoa, no.
Stop it.
Hey, call your jets.
They were like, hey, you should play this theater.
And I was like, guys, I don't know
people in San Antonio are going to come. We've only been on there like six months.
We will come. Well, you say that now. Have you heard our newest song, Hobby Lobby Bobby?
Would that make you come? Yes, I will definitely come.
But have you heard the newest song that came out today called Hobby Lobby Bobby?
I've heard that one. I've heard Moji Love song.
Okay. And Jesus knows.
Okay, and would that make you come to a show?
Yes, definitely.
Okay. Well, hopefully we'll see you there, Tracy. Thank you.
You're welcome. Thanks, guys.
There she is.
The call we were waiting on.
There she is.
There she was.
This whole thing came out about gift cards
and how we shop with them.
And I like a good gift card.
But they say shopping with gift cards
kind of ends up being bad
for the person who gets it
because we end up spending a lot of our money.
We never plan to spend our own money.
Because we get a gift card to somewhere
and it's 20 bucks.
But then we spend $27.
And it's something we weren't really going to get
any way we didn't need
and now we just were $7 bucks in the hole.
Yeah.
I mean, I could see that.
Like any time I get it.
get a Target gift card, I definitely spend more than it is, and I'm just going to Target because
I have a gift card.
Gift cards, for me, that are useful, are ones that I'm going to for sure spend the money
on anyway.
Once for my birthday, I had a friend give me a Netflix year subscription, which I thought was the
greatest gift card ever because I was going to pay for that anyway.
And so I was able to just put it in there.
Or like Apple gift cards back in the day?
Yes.
For like when iTunes was a thing.
I knew I was going to use iTunes.
But they're saying, according to this new deal, a majority of shopper using gift cards,
spend over $50 their own money.
Because $25 is the normal amount of a gift card given.
And typically that's not enough to cover what people are buying.
So people overspend because they're like, oh, I have a gift card.
And they overspend what they would have spent anyway.
So I think just being conscious of that will actually help you with that.
My daughter got some Amazon gift cards for her birthday.
And I feel like that was a clutch gift card, especially because she can watch movies.
She can, well, mostly she uses it for like downloads on her tablet.
but I'm like, I want an Amazon gift card.
I saw you, you walked her to a youth group yesterday on your Instagram story?
Yeah, yeah, I know, the whole family.
She's in youth group.
We went and dropped her off.
And then when we got there, she's like, come in with me, come in with me.
And I'm like, no, you.
Oh, she was nervous?
Spread your wings.
Like, this is you.
So then I ended up walking in with her and kind of just waited until she was comfortable.
And then she kind of looked at me like, okay, you can leave now.
I was like, okay.
See, I was wrong.
I was like, hey, she's 12.
You should probably let her go by herself.
She wouldn't be embarrassed.
Yeah, no.
she wanted me there and she wanted me to walk in.
I think she was, all of this is so new to her.
So it's not like she even really fully understood what youth group was
until she actually experienced it for two hours last night.
And yeah, now she wants to go to youth camp, all the things.
Oh, wow.
You saw the wedding story?
Yeah.
Oh, the Tupperware one?
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
So there's a wedding and it's in Pennsylvania and she's like, man, it's, I feel like I should bring this up.
She said, my husband and I had a very small wedding ceremony.
reception, probably about
25 people were invited, only close
family and friends. However, a few
days before the wedding, her dad's friend
asked if he could bring his daughter and husband to the nuptial.
She said, yeah, I don't have a problem with that.
So the daughter shows up, and
without the husband, in about 10 Tupperware containers
to take food.
The bride's mad about it
because she showed up with Tupperware. She loaded up
seven to take food home,
took about three containers of homemade cookies,
a couple of bottles of beers, and
a lot of the centerpieces.
What do you think about that?
I don't understand.
I don't.
I've never heard of such a thing.
I wouldn't do it.
I don't get it.
Like, I don't think the bride needs to, like, put this woman on blast,
but I do think it's odd that she showed up and did that.
I just don't like the shaming.
Yeah.
I feel like if there's an issue, call them and see what's up.
People now just throw everything on Facebook.
They want to shame all the time.
And a lot of times, it's shaming that ends up not being shameful.
And we finally hear the other side.
of the story. Like what if she just didn't have any food at home? Oh, that would be terrible.
Because really, unless you're just so tacky, you don't do that. You don't just take Tupperware
to a wedding and take all the food. Now, what if she's struggling? What if she's struggling?
Yeah. And she goes, and what if she's not? Okay, so she's tacky. What are you going to do with that?
It's a funny story to tell. Right. You don't invite her to anywhere else because it could be
embarrassing. Did you say that some people she was going to come with ended up not coming?
Uh-huh. Okay, so maybe she thought in her mind since she RSP for the food,
belong to her.
Okay.
Whatever.
Interesting.
I think it's funny.
Yeah.
And I wouldn't invite her to anything else.
Yeah.
But I just wonder her circumstance because that's not what a normal person would do, show up and just tuff her wear all the food and walk out of there.
She did take a few beers.
What's up with taking the centerpiece, though?
The beers and the centerpiece.
You go, what is happening with that?
Anyway, I saw that.
Hey, let me grab this call from Cindy in Pennsylvania.
This is Cindy.
What's up?
Hey, I just want to you to know that my daughter hate it going to school
And she loves going to school now because she gets to hear the morning corny
Before school
You know, it's a very popular segment
I'm pretty proud of Amy
She comes in, delivers it
We've got nine in a row on investigative corny
However, one of the callers, one of the texters is mad at us
Why?
Because she says that once we thought the corny was too hard
And we said we're not doing it
Really?
Oh, it was because Amy gave us like a riddle
It wasn't even a joke
Oh yeah
But the rules are being made
Even today, we can now wait only 90 seconds.
But thank you for that call.
We appreciate the feedback.
Thanks.
All right. See you later.
Bobby bones.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess just seeing sharks in the water is not a big deal because that's where they live.
But they've been seeing a shark, and some of these are as big as yachts.
What?
They're like super sharks.
Oh, wow.
It was like a shamoo?
Well, that's a whale.
Yeah, I know.
But that's the biggest, like, sea creature I've ever seen.
And they're being seen off the coast in Southern California, so it's not a country that's nowhere near us.
They're basking sharks, gentle giants.
Oh, yeah.
They're aggressive and they don't bite.
They might swallow, though.
Yeah.
They don't have to bite if they're that big.
They need to swallow you.
You can see them with their mouths wide open and often near the surface because their mouths are so open.
They're just trying to eat anything that's up near.
But, yeah, some of them are 60 feet long.
That's crazy.
And because of the rarity, it's extremely difficult for researchers to tag or study them, but they're as big as small yachts.
I pee my pants if I saw one of those things.
Speaking to peeing pants, if I don't leave the studio soon, I'm going to do that.
The show is over.
Amy, what's going on with you today?
I am going to get the kids packed.
We leave for L.A. tomorrow or California.
Yeah, what's happening?
Well, we're going there for Mother's Day, and we're going to just hang out.
The kids love it there.
We're going to visit our friend Mary.
When are you out there? I'm leaving today.
Tomorrow, after.
Yeah, no, but are we out there together?
We are. Yeah.
Oh. A little bit.
Are we doing anything together this weekend?
I don't know. You want to?
No. I'm going to see you all the time.
No, but I mean, like, we're doing any work stuff while I'm out there because I'm out there until like Tuesday.
Yeah, I think there is some stuff where I'll be working with you.
But it's like I'll work there, but also have a fun time with the kids.
Well, you know, I'm always happy to see you. I was just giving you a hard time.
Oh, thanks. Okay.
I actually leave today and have an event.
tonight and then I tape American Idol twice before the show because I gave all the contestants
their songs this week so I have to go to practice and make sure they're not sucking.
And if they do, I got to be like, all right, switch songs two days before the show.
Yeah.
So I'm going to go do that.
But I gave Lacey K. Booth, Miranda Lambert, the house that built me.
And she can't mess that up.
Yeah.
And she probably won't because I think she's good.
Yeah, she's like the country artist.
Like, she's legitimately the country artist.
Not even someone they're trying to get to go country.
Like, they have to get her to come out of country.
but I gave her the house to build me
so I'm anxious to go see how she's doing
I gave Alejandro
I don't even know if I can say this
but I gave Alejandro
No woman, no cry
Oh cool
Bob Marley
And that guy tears it up man
Yeah
So
Yeah I get Madison
A pink song
So I'm gonna leave it there
I'm not gonna ruin it
Because I may get in trouble
For sharing too much
But I got to go back to Idol
and work with them in practice
Since I gave them all the songs
My favorites
I want me to sing it back to them
How would you sing it?
And listen
And, you know, me, I can almost carry a note.
But I can't sing like them.
They're real singers.
And I'd be like, I do it like this.
No woman, no.
I do it real life.
So, yeah, that's what's up with me.
Lunchbox, what's going on?
Man, I really need to get that yard mode.
I mean, that grass is really long, but it's supposed to rain all day.
So I don't know if it's dangerous to mow in the rain.
But if it's not lightning, I figure I can do it.
Besides that, I got to get a nap.
I was up late last night.
And think about that nap.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should get a nap in for sure.
For sure, dude.
I mean, I need it.
Nap for those that can't nap.
Yeah, I love it.
I feel like he's napping for me sometimes.
Because I don't really get those nabs,
so sometimes I feel like he's vicariously.
I appreciate it, yeah.
That's it.
We'll see on Friday.
Tomorrow, Rodney Atkinson's in studio as our Friday morning conversation,
and he's going to play.
The guy has got a lot of hits.
And so, Rodney Atkins in tomorrow.
Hope you have an awesome Thursday.
We'll see you Friday.
I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
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between your breaking news,
with me, the Geicokego.
Here are some things you ought to know today.
People will switch their car insurance to Geico
save about $900 a year.
Experts are calling that nice to know.
Also, plants can hear when bees buzz.
My phycas just heard that.
And finally, animal experts have confirmed
that goats have regional accents.
I'm getting a hint of Irish there.
It feels good to get good news.
It feels good to GICO.
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