The Bobby Bones Show - Why We May Never See Lunchbox Again… + We Name the ‘Perfect’ Movie + Easy Trivia Championship Edition

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

Lunchbox tells us that he must leave the show today to head into jury duty...we think we may never see him again because he really wants to get picked. He reveals his plan. Everyone from the show suggests what they think is the ‘perfect’ movie from start to finish. Since Lunchbox is leaving, we get in a round of Easy Trivia where the championship is on the line! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And he was able to reach out to you, and you explained to him that wearing glasses was cool, and if anybody had any trouble with it, just telling that Bobby Bones thinks they're cool, and that's all that matters. So I just wanted to tell you, I appreciate that so very much because you made a huge impact on him, and you showed true love and kindness. Oh, thanks. Does he like the glasses? Is he feeling good about it? He did. He actually got the same black frames that you have.

Love to hear it. Love to see it. Well, tell him I say hello. I'm happy that I can help him out with that. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you so much. They're the best. The long way of your crew. All right. Hey, they are the best. That's right. All right, Phil, have a good day. There you go. I start a call like that. It's the good news countdown. Counting down the biggest good news stories across the land. Five to one.

You're gonna love all of them. Let's go. Number five. A 23-year-old dad in Michigan ran into a burning house to rescue his two 18-month-old twin girls. Then once they were safe,

he spotted his niece yelling from a second-story window, told her to jump, and then caught her when she jumped. Oh, wow. Caught her. Scary. Caught her when she jumped.

That's crazy. I mean, worst case, you break her fall, then you break bones, and that's what you'd rather have that, too. Yes. But he caught her. That's crazy.

All right, next one. up. Number four. A second grader in Rhode Island named Rowan Montgomery is going viral for his motivational videos. Again, he's a second grader. He says things like believe in yourself and everyone's good in their own ways. He started doing it after kids picked on in school. He didn't want other kids to feel sad. Here's a clip from one of his speeches. I want you guys to know that believing in yourself is always the right thing to do. Everyone's different and everybody's good in their own ways. That's right, Rowan.

Nice job, buddy. Next one up. Number three. A delivery guy recently helped out with a different kind of delivery when a random woman went into labor. Perry Ryan was out dropping packages. When he heard some screeching,

it turned out that a woman's water had broken and she'd gone into labor in the hallway by the front door. Her husband was not home. Luckily, he was there. Help deliver the baby. Help till, like, the real baby deliverers got there. That's crazy.

But he got introduced to her real quick, real intimate. Yeah. Like, uh, hello, I don't know your name yet. Uh-oh. Next one. Number two. Some lady was having a bad day and decided to cheer herself up with some frozen yogurt. So she went to the store.

But a guy and his kids saw her crying in her car. And when she came back, there was a $10 bill on her door handle with a note that said, Your Froyo is on us. We hope tomorrow is a better day. Aw, that's awesome. Next one. Number one. A woman with stage 4, kidney disease was in desperate need of a transplant and found a donor thanks to social media.

Kim Shuffleberger's friend put out a plea for a donor on Facebook and just ran in a message. And Brittany Clark saw it. I was like, huh, they're both single moms and teachers, and they matched perfectly. And because of that message, she's going to be able to live. That right there is what the Good News Countdown is all about. Thank you guys. That was the Good News Countdown. It's time to open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag, yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. My friend's daughter has been asking her mom to let her get a tattoo for months, but my friend refuses. The girl is leaving for college soon. She's only 17, so she wasn't old enough to get a tattoo without her mom's permission. Well, she must have found someone willing to do it because I saw it at the pool. So now I'm not sure if I should tell her mom.

maybe get her in trouble or keep it to myself and let her mom find out on her own. What do you think, Gloria S? So the two options are tell on her or play it cool. Everyone say your answer

on the counter. You either tell on her or play it cool. I don't want anybody convincing anybody. There's only two options. No nuance. Okay, I just don't like the way you're saying tell on her.

Well, you're telling on her. Okay. Right? I got it. I know exactly what I'm doing. Tell on her or play. Play it cool. Ready? One, two, three. Play it cool. Okay. So lunchbox and I say play it cool. Eddie and Amy say tell on her. Responsible parents. Go ahead, Amy. Okay, so I tried to picture it real quick. Like if you were to see my daughter Stasheera at the pool.

She's not 17. Not about to be 18. Okay, but I'm picturing it that way. 17, about to be 18. And you saw her at the full and you saw she got a tattoo and you knew that I was not about that tattoo. And you didn't tell me, I don't have to do anything about it. But I would be really upset that you as my friend saw the tattoo and then kept it from me. You would never know I saw it.

To save face with my daughter? There's no face. The daughter doesn't know you know. The parent will never know you know. Okay. You guys are acting like people know. Oh, I guess I am. Okay, sorry.

I was asking like people knew. But you know that you saw it. Ain't my business. I'm big ain't my business. Okay. It ain't my business. In that case, I guess I saw the daughter knowing that you saw and like being like, please don't tell my mom.

That did not happen here in the email at all. Yeah, I know. That's what I was picturing though. So I don't know. I still stand by telling the friend because, but tell the friend, look, don't get mad at her. Don't get mad at her. She's almost 18. But I just thought you should know.

It is unneeded trouble. and the kid got it. It does nothing to do with you. And you're not holding anything back from the French. No one knows you saw it except for you. You're just inserting yourself in a drama. You're not fixing anything. By telling the mom, nothing gets fixed.

If you were 13, it would be different. If you're 15, it would be different. Because then you've got to find the artist who's tattooing kids. But 17 years old, I'm just a mind your own business guy. No one would even know I've seen that tattoo. So I am playing it cool. Man, you're my friend, and I wouldn't tell you, like, hey, I'm telling on your daughter right now, but I would say, man, your daughter's tattoo is pretty cool.

And then let me see your reaction. If you're like, what? That's shady a little bit, though. Oh, you didn't know. That's shady. You're acting like you're not being shady and you're being shady. You didn't know she had a tattoo? Oh, dang it.

Well, yeah, she does, man. I saw her at the pool. Lunchbox? It's a tattoo, guys. She didn't commit murder. It's a little ink on her body. That is between her and her mom. you don't need to inject yourself in their relationship.

Leave it alone and let them deal with it. Don't go starting. You're the gossip queen if you go and tell. And also, it looks like a few months out for her being 18 to be able to do it anyway. She's an adult. Well, now that lunchbox clarified it's not murder, I'll change my mind. See? Yeah, okay.

We need a tiebreaker here. Ray Mundo? Yeah, you've got to tell on her just because. Oh, geez. That a boy, Ray. Yeah. She's not in college or anything like that. I mean, she's still in that household.

Still a girl, I guess. Not even a woman yet. Morgan. Yeah. Oh, I say play it. Cool. You're tied again, though. Okay, okay.

We need another tiebreaker. Scoobie Steve. As a father of a daughter, I would like to know. Let me tell you. I'm talking about helicopter friends. Jeez, man. I can't get enough people involved to flip it back over. All right.

There you go. Thank you for the email, Gloria. As you can see, we're pretty torn. I say what we call it even. All right, there you go. That's the mail bag. We've got your email and we've let it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback.

Yeah. I never thought of this song as inappropriate. Crazy. Did you? No, never. I've been listening to this song forever. Dude, I sing it out loud, like, no problem. And then I was like, huh, this is kind of weird.

Ray, play this song. You'll all know it. What? What's wrong with it? Is it like Loisain Lollipop? I know. That's what I saw. Because if you listen.

listen to the verse, she says, I call my baby Lollipop. I'll tell you why. I'm like, why would she call her boyfriend Lollipop? Guys, this song is dirty, and I'm like, from the 1950s? I need to read the lyrics to this song. Because I know, Lollipo, yeah, and then I do think with my mouth there,

exactly. Okay, call my baby Lollipop, tell you why his kiss is sweeter than apple pie. And when he does a shaky rock and dance, man, I haven't got a chance. I call him, Lollipop, Lollip. How does he taste sweet?

Amy? Yeah, I don't know that, Eddie. I don't know that you're right. Eddie, get your mind out of the gutter. Sweeter than candy on a stick. Huck or berry, cherry, or lime. If you had your choice, he'd be your pick. But lollipop is mine.

Guys, you know they're all sitting in the... Lollipop, Lollipop. 1950s giggling. Crazy way he thrills me. Tell you why. Just like a lightning from the sky. He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight. Gee, my lollipop is great.

Eddie, that's not a dirty song. Are you sure? Are you sure? I got my kids running around the house singing lollipop, and I'm like, I don't know, guys. I don't know if we should be singing the song out loud. They can. It's by the quartets.

It's called lollipop. You're out of your mind. Now, there are songs that I didn't know were dirty when I was a kid. Okay. Like, I didn't know, well, smack dad. What? How did you not know that was? What did you think that was about?

Next, too close. Oh, yeah. Which was like, what's poking her? Baby, when we're grinding. I get so excited. You know? He says. But I never knew.

I just sang along. Christine Aguilora, Jeannie in a bottle. Didn't know that was a dirty song. You got to rub me the right way. Oh, got you. You've dissected lollipop from 1950s. And not Jeannie in a bottle? You don't get that metaphor?

Guys, I barely dissected lollipop. And this song came out like 100 years ago. Lowell-wayne lollipop's a different story. Yeah? How does that go? Lollipop, Lollipop? I want to... No, that's a little bit of Chris.

I want to look the rap. No, I'm singing it. You were like... A lopper, I want to... Like a lollipop. I want to... Like a lollipon. That's different.

This is definitely not being sung in my house. They can go with lollipop from the cordats from the 50s, but not Lil Wayne Lollipop. I don't know, man. I don't know. When I heard that pop and then she says, I call my baby lollipop, and I don't like... That part? Yes, that part. Can you do that with your mouth, Amy?

I already know I can't. That's it. That's like a thud. Lunchbox, can you? Yeah. Oh, wow. Eddie? Of course, man.

I'm the king of that one. Wow. Okay. So now you're all going to have a pop off? Ray, can you do anything with your mouth? Just the pop, I guess. Ray sucks his thumb so hard. It's like a wine being, a court coming out.

And you're telling the song's not dirty. This is turned into the dumbest segment we've ever done. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 30 Second Skinny. Reba McIntyre revealed that she and her boyfriend, Rex Lynn, contracted COVID. They had been vaccinated but told her fans on her live stream via TikTok that it wasn't fun to get and you don't feel good. She encouraged fans to stay safe, stay home, and be protected the best they can. Luke Bryan talks about the song that was inspired by his late brother that he wrote for his new docu series.

We sat down and started working on the song. I had the idea that, gosh, has anybody ever written something about losing someone and you can always, so since my brother passed away, there's been all of these life-changing songs that I knew my brother would have loved. Travis Denning talks about the new project, Dirt Road Down, he just released. I like to think of every EP and every song, it's just another piece, another page, another chapter of just the stories I want to tell and little, bits and pieces of my career. And ultimately, when it's strown together, it's just the path of my career. I'm Morgan number two.

That's your skinning. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. A Kansas man saved the life of a driver who cut him off in traffic and was unconscious behind the wheel. Mark Stump was driving a box truck in Wichita

when the driver seemed to lose control of his SUV. After seeing he was slumped over and something appeared to be wrong, Mark got out of his truck. to help. He ran toward the SUV. He reached through its open window and he steered it safely away from oncoming traffic. He was clinging to the side of the SUV riding on the running boards for about 100 feet before the driver finally woke up. The driver was like, uh, what just happened? What just happened? He goes, you need to get away from me. I have COVID. He then drove away from the scene,

but Mark says he believes in fate and that, quote, God needed him to be there to help. He had taken an alternate route that day that put him in the right place at the right time. A couple levels of that story. Yeah. First of all, the driver cuts him off. And instead of just, you know, flipping him the bird, he's like, wait, something's not right. He didn't cut me off because he was in a hurry or angry. And then he jumps out of the truck, rides on the side of that SUV to steer him away. And then the guy wakes up and he's like, I have COVID.

Get away from me. Well, now this poor Mark Stump's got to test him for COVID. Hopefully he got vaccinated. Wow. Well, that's a crazy story. That's a good one The way. Save the guys' life.

That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So the next couple hours or so, maybe the last time we've seen Lunchbox for a long time. Why? You guys not know what's happening today with him? What? We might not see him for months.

What? Is he... Army. What's he doing the Army? Yes, he's joining the Army at 40. I think I'm too old to join the Army. What's he doing? Lunchbox, would you like to tell them what you have going on today?

Man, guys. I'm really... scared, but a big day for me is I'm headed down to the courthouse and I got jury duty. Oh. And you don't know what case you're on. No, I have no idea. They just sent me something in the mail and says, you have jury duty. You need to report to this office at this time on this day.

And I'm like, okay, I guess I'll be there. So I'm going down to jury duty, guys. Have you ever done it? No, in college. I got called when I was in college, but I told him I was in college and they said, okay, you don't have to come. so I've never had to go to jury duty. Well, what you're going to do is they call you down.

You sit in a room with a ton of other people. I guess with COVID, I assume you're still sitting in a room with people. It says report to this one room and wear a mask. Okay. And then they'll just start calling different people. And then you go and you get in a group and they go, okay, go to this courtroom. I did this like a year ago. And you go, I sat in a courtroom in the juror chair.

You sat in the juror chair? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cool. And the judge explains the case. to you and the people are there and they start to go down the people and they're like hey do you feel like you would be a good juror on this case

and I said no and so they had asked me it was some guy who was up for I don't know that it was murder but like a deadly weapon he had like attacked somebody oh yeah and you had been and I said I don't think I'd be a good juror

I've been attacked multiple times I mean I probably would have been a great juror but I don't want to get stuck you know because that was a serious case and I want to miss the show. But I really, I was like, I don't know that I can be fair because I've been attacked in a similar situation as this. And so I don't think

you're getting clean slate coming in looking at this with a fresh set of eyes. And he was like, you're dismissed. That easy. Wow. And I chunk deuses. So lunchbox hasn't been selected. He just could be selected. Yes, but I do. He will be selected today. Yes. I they sent me something in the mail and said,

is there any reason you can't serve? And I wrote in, I said, well, I am a celebrity and so it would be bad for me to miss work. And they said, nope, you're still qualified for jury duty. You see them Monday. And I was like, they googled him real quick. And they're like, okay, not a celebrity. You can still comment.

Do you want to be on jury duty, like on a trial? I mean, let me say, you know how cool would be to be on the jury and to have someone's faith in your hands? Fate. Fate. Not faith. Don't say that at the thing, by the way. When the judge asks you say that, Ledgeboggs. Your honor.

I just want to be, I want to rule. I want to rule this guy's life. Yeah. I want to have his faith in my hands. I want to be able to dissect the clues because when I watch these documentaries and stuff, I feel like I'm pretty good on telling who's guilty and not guilty. And like when Dateline has those specials, I'm like, I'm watching the case. I'm like, okay, you know what?

I think it's going to be this guy because of the shirt he's wearing. A lunch box. This could be your chance because some jurors come out if it's a particular case. They get book deals. They're on the news. Yes. This is your shot. Oh, Amy, I didn't think about all this.

Wow. Yeah. I got to get on. You need a substantial case. Your goal is to get on the jury. Yeah. But then you can also get like a traffic ticket. But then that's done in the day.

And then you're done. They don't call you back for years. Okay. Debbie Downer. I'm just saying that. Don't get his hopes up too high. He's thinking book deal. But even if you get like a traffic ticket, lock up the jury.

Like whatever. Hung, jury. Whatever everybody's saying. They're like, oh. They're in the room for days because he's arguing. For sure he's innocent, be like, nope, he ain't. I need to see the evidence again. Did you consider the odometer and if it was working correctly?

And then I can send a note to the judge. Can we charge him with a lesser offense? Because they do that, like, oh, you know what I mean? We don't want to convict him a murder. Can we do like manslaughter? I'll send notes to the judge. Like, can you give me some clarification on this? Your goal is to be on the jury for a trial.

Do not let us down. All right. And you know what the judge tells me dismissed? I'll be like, I'm not leaving Tom on the jury. No, no, no, you say, you say, I'm not dismiss. You're dismissed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do lawyers tell the judge?

Can I approach the bench? I object. I object. You tell him that, lunchbox. Okay. And I'll be like, I am the judge now. Oh, now he's got full Tom Hanks. No, he's going to get, lunchbox is going to get arrested.

Hey, but you'll make the news. I swear to God. Okay. Anyway, lunchbox is over here this hour and next hour, but then he has to leave. And then who knows when we'll see him again. And I don't even know if we can check in with him If he's on actual jury dude Hey you guys want to text you from the courtroom

I guess if he's not showing up Then we know Yeah, text us from the courtroom After you leave Surely they take up your phone But I know Oh, what do they do? You have to turn it off?

I don't think so I took a picture You did? Yeah, I think so And posted it? I take a picture Yeah, but not in the courtroom I think they say don't take any pictures

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lives in San Diego. Hello, Brandy. How are you? Hi, morning studio. Morning. Brandy, here's how this works. I'm going to give you an impossible trivia question. You get a chance to answer it. If you miss it, that's okay. You then get to pick someone on the show. If they get it right, you win. But if they miss it, that's okay. Because you end with a coin flip. And if it lands on the right side, you win. Otherwise, you lose. This is the most effective method of giving way prizes I figured, okay? everybody understand what's going on brandy you feel good about it yeah okay here we go

the never going to get a question today is the typical newlywed couple has a hundred twenty five of these what are they now totally on brand what's happening on the show right now mike d's a newlywed obviously i'm a newlywed the typical newlywed couple has

125 of these never going to get it Brandy you're up first Can you get it? Go ahead Pictures Oh that's interesting Okay

That's it Like wedding pictures That's a lot of pictures Oh Yeah I was like Well like wedding pictures Or like couple So like

Yeah Makes sense I think it's a fine answer I think it's the wrong answer Oh Oh No But it's a fine answer

So you did not win that round Now As we go around the room Amy Lunchbox Eddie Morgan number two Who runs our digital Ray Mundo, who's our audio producer,

you can pick any of them to get it right. Who would you like to pick? Ray Mundo. Oh, my goodness. Really? Have you ever heard this segment? Ray, have you ever gotten one right ever? He's a new one?

I guess he's still, are you still considered a Nile Mildo? It's not a year yet, yeah. Yeah! Okay. Oh my goodness. Have you ever gotten one right, right, Ray? No. But today could be his day.

It is. Amy, let's go around the room. She has picked Ray Mundo. so we'll end on Raimundo. Amy, what do you have? I feel like this is too easy, but I'm going with it. Gifts. What do you mean?

Like, they have, what? The new gift, they have gifts. Like, they were 125 presents, like things they registered for it. Oh, got it. Gifts. Gifts. Wedding registry. Got it.

Lunchbox. Amy's on the right track, but that would be half of that because it's a hundred and 25 wedding guests. So for every two guests, you get one present. It's wedding guests. Ooh. But it's newly wed. Yep. At their wedding, they had 125 people.

Okay. Eddie, I think they're both on the right track, but they're both wrong. So when you have 125 guests, you get 125 gifts. So you need 125 thank you cards. Let's go. Oh, yeah. I thought about that also. Well, to be fair, if you have 125 guests.

I know. I thought about that when I said it. Put that in half. Yeah. Like Lunchbox just said. Right. Morgan. I don't know I'm not a newlywed couple or I've never been married, so this is a struggle for me.

The typical newlywed couple. The typical newlywed couple has 125 of these. What are they? What about like, are they called favors, gift favors? Party favors? Yeah. Just go ahead and say that's wrong. I don't even know what that is.

I don't know what the answer is. Like you guys gave us the cups at the wedding. Uh-huh. Like those little... A party favorite. Oh, so something we give out. Yes. Yeah, that's not right.

Okay. That would be guests. Uh, Ray Mundo. Here we go. Here's the right answer. It's Money Ray. What do you got, Ray? I tried to go with the most pointless thing at a wedding because that's usually how these answers are.

Give me napkins. What? That's who she went with. That's who you picked. Napkins. What's her name? I don't know. She hates herself right now.

Her name is Brandy. Brandy wants to change. Brandy, sorry. I mean, I don't know that any of us are on the right track. No, I'm on the right. I nailed it. I think we're all on the right track. But if it's a hundred-five guests, there would be 125 napkins. So Ray has napkins. Eddie has thank-you cards.

Lunchbox has guests. Gamy has wedding registry. Yes. Okay. Brandy, I'll let you change if you want. You don't have to go with Ray. Would you like to change to anybody else on the show? I don't feel good about any of them.

Whoa. But who do you feel best about it? You don't have to change. You can just say nobody and go to the coin toss. Coin toss. Um, I'm going to go to the coin toss. Wow! You are giving up a lot like that. Let me say this.

Ray, you are not right. So she didn't win that. Eddie, obviously you're not right. Really? Obviously. Uh-huh. One of you two are right. Yeah!

I told you. I told you what's your name? Brandy. Why do you, this is what... Why do people call in and just give up like that and go to the coin toss because they have no idea what they're doing? You've got to pay. attention. Well, lunchbox, you're wrong.

Amy, you are right. The answer is items on their wedding registry slash gifts. Amazing. Now, which means I was kind of right. So I was kind of right, too. No, no kind of right. But Bainty did not win. But now it is time for the coin toss.

I'm cheering for her to lose. Because she didn't pick one of us. So, I mean, when she just goes straight coin toss and shows no confidence in us, I am cheering for that coin to land on the wrong side. Now I'm It's bad because I, you know, under my breath, told her to do the coin toss. Well, so just for fun, let's see what the first coin toss would be before she calls it. Oh, that's a tails.

Okay. Okay, Brandy, heads or tails to win the prize. Heads. Okay, let's do this. She picks heads. Are we ready? Ready, flip it. Come on, tails. Don't flip it too hard.

Tails. What did she say? She said heads. It better be tails. I haven't looked yet. I'm going to remove my. Why are you going against her so hard, dude? Man, she didn't cheer. Pick us?

It is. Heads. Woo! Yay! She's still won. So she wins a big basket of crap from the back. There she is. Brandy, everybody! Our winner! Winner! Winner, winna, win. Randy. You're a fine girl. Okay, well, Brandi's a big winner.

I mean, she lost two, but it's not how you start, it's how you finish. She even said no to one of you two with the extra answer. She didn't like our answers. I mean, to be fair, I didn't love my answer because I thought I was too obvious. Like, gifts is the first thing that came to my mind. Yeah. And I'm like, well... You're just too smart. That's what it is.

Clearly. We've only opened like 10 gifts so far. But we're running thank you cards as we open the gifts. So we never get fully behind because my logic is if we open all the gifts and we're sitting there with all the thank you cards, one, we're not going to remember what we felt like when we opened the gift. And two, we're never going to get to them because we're like, I want to write thank you cards. It's overwhelming.

So we're doing a little at a time. Smart. Randy, congratulations. Thank you. Dollar General has issued. recall of about 155,000 of its foldable, like, lounging chairs because there's a minor problem with them and they are amputating people's fingers. Oh, my gosh. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, they have issued a recall after reports of the chairs collapsing unexpectedly and causing

lacerations and finger amputations. The company is recalling its true living sling loungers, which were sold January 2019 to September 2019 for about 20 bucks. Thanks, it's like a deal. I want to go buy one more Yeah. I mean, that's tragic. It's happened more than once. Yeah, that stinks. Consumers are advised to stop using the chairs and cut the fabric so no one else can use them. I'm assuming cut the butt out of the chair so you can't sit in it. Yeah, that makes it trash. So you just fall through it. Yeah. It looks like a really cool, like, beach chair. Man, that'll ruin your beach trip fast. Just sitting down with your beer. You lose pinky? Yeah. That just ruin your trip. Run your month.

I need to know, is this like next level creepy or actually super creative and smart? So this person found another person super attractive but didn't know how to get a hold of them but saw on their dog's collar. They had their phone number. So lifted the number from that and then reached out to them. Man, I love a creative way to get in touch and hopefully make a spark. But you have to do that without letting them know how you got the number. Oh, they admitted it like right away.

Ooh, it's all going to come down to if the person that owned the dog is attracted to the other person. Fine line between creepy and bold and I lean on the creepy side, though. I know, I lean on it. I wonder if that girl thought it was creepy. It just depends on how hot the guy was, honestly. I do stand by. You always bring that up, and I'm like, it's so true. It's like, if the girl is attracted to the guy, it's not creepy and it's not stalkerish.

You're like, oh, wow, yay. What a great lovely story, so romantic. Yeah. And if for some reason she's not attracted at all, he's crazy. Stalker. Oh, it's so risky. If they're just generic people, though, meaning not super attractive, not super weird,

we're just here to the story. Does it lean creepy or romantic? Amy? I guess creepy. I would say, too, if there was some sort of spark, like if you talked to them and you felt like there was a nice moment there, that probably helps on the romantic side of it. But if you're just seeing a dog and you're still the number because the girl's cute,

that's weird, man. Yeah, I'm just glad like the address wasn't on there. He might have shown up and been like, hello? Hey, Morgan, what do you think? You're, you know, you're not married now. She's the one that's left. I think it's creepy. No matter if the guy is attractive or not, I'd be like, why were you even paying attention to that?

Like, if he was even cute in the first place, now I definitely don't think he's cute because that's a red flag to me. Wow. What you want to do is try to use that phone number and find out their name or something, then find them on Instagram and find them much. less intrusive way of getting in touch with them. And never admit that that's how you did it. Yeah.

All right, what else? So if you're into taking naps, a 20-minute nap is the ideal time. Or maybe if you feel guilty about taking a nap, you don't have to because if you do take a 20-minute little siesta, you'll enjoy these science-backed benefits. You'll instantly feel happier. That's what a short power nap does. You'll lower your risk of heart attack and stroke. You'll improve your brain power, but don't overdo it.

Less is more when it comes to napping. I won't take a nap unless I can take a full nap. At 20 minutes, I do crap for me. That's not a full nap to you? No. What's a full nap to you? If I'm not an hour in, that ain't a nap. I don't take a lot of naps, but if I lay down to take a nap, I need to not have a timer to wake me up. I need to naturally wake up.

Because I'll feel worse after 20 minutes. I'll be discombobulated. Like, I don't know what day is it? Who am I? What's my middle name? All that happens to me if I don't get a full nap in. Oh, wow. So that doesn't work for me.

And lunchbox, how long are your naps? hour and a half, two hours. Wow. I mean, it's basically like going to bed. Sure. Yeah, I mean, that's what you need to do with life. I called Eddie at like 4.30 the other day. I phacined him.

And he wakes up at 4.35 p.m. from a nap. What? How do you go to sleep? I was like, how do you do that? I found a window where my kids were out of the house and I'm like, Daddy's going to take a nap. So I took a nap and it was about an hour and a half. Did you still go to bed at normal time?

Yeah, a little later. But what is your normal time? What to go to bed? Yeah. 11. Oh. Do you still play video games tonight? If I have the time.

Recently I haven't, but yes. All right, what else, Amy? So Taylor Swift and Dolly Pardon made it onto Forbes list of America's richest self-made women. Taylor came in 88th with $550 million, while Dolly came in at 86 on the list with $350 million to her name. Good for them. Shout out to them. Go, girls. Yay.

Good for them. Okay. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the gift. Good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. So a girl in California who's only six years old, her name is Kaylee Helton, she is getting an award, a distinguished service award for helping find a missing elderly man with Alzheimer's. Yeah, like they had helicopter cruise out. They had launched drones. They were looking for the 70-year-old named Tom. And she just, she heard about the search. So she got her binoculars.

and she was out in the area and she was calling his name. Well, Tom happened to hear Kaylee, and he responded, and he was found. I mean, he was dehydrated. He had all kinds of other things going on. But it was all thanks to her and her efforts of joining the act.

And yeah, so the sheriff's department is honoring her with a ward. How old is she? Six. How does a six-year-old find a guy when drones, when helicopters? Yeah.

That's great. But also, we should recognize drones. We'll do a lot of cool stuff now 10 years ago we weren't able to do. Like you can send those suckers up to find things. Yeah, good for her. Six years old, saved a guy.

Yeah. The lieutenant said she played a pivotal role in saving. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. There's a restaurant. For the price of $49, they will serve you a platter of food weighing over 15 pounds. Dang. You'll have just one hour to eat it all.

Eat all 15 pounds of the food. $49. If you eat all of it, you get your money back. Wow. No one's been able to do it yet. Win or lose. You get a T-shirt. The Food Challenge is loaded with eight breads.

Two Papadams, which is a fried Indian bread. Six desserts. Two drinks. Fourteen side dishes. Three rice bowls. Two dolls. Three dip sauces. 49 bucks.

You get a shot at it. Oh, wow. If I don't want to eat that to begin with, I'm not trying to challenge. Who on this show would be the best competitive eater, though? Ray? No lunchbox. You think? You can eat like an animal.

Yeah. You ever seen them eat? I've seen them eat. but fast. Yes. He's ravenous. He's what? Ray, can you eat fast?

Yeah, and I can also put a lot of food in me, especially on the weekends. Honestly, that's when I go non-keto. I can put down a whole pizza. I can eat multiple burgers. I eat a lot of that. And lunchbox, you feel pretty good about the eating challenge? Listen, I can eat so much.

Like, I look like a small dude. I mean, I know my voice sounds like I'm big, but I can eat and eat and eat. Like, I love food. And when I'm out to eat, I would eat people's left door. Like, they're done. I'll take it off their plate. Give me that. Give me that.

This is true. Yeah. He takes that fork and he's like, at Mike D's wedding. I saw him go back four times to get more food. I did. So if we come up with an eating challenge for a prize of $100. Ooh.

Yeah. Yeah, you got to give me something I like, though. You can't give me stuff I don't like. That's the problem. Lunchbox is also going away for Joey Duty for a while. So we might not know. But let's put this on the back burner. Let's have a little eating challenge here on the show.

What kind of food do you think? If anyone else wants to jump in, like, I think it'd be hilarious if Abby got in and beat them both, our phone screener. Because she's so, like, she's just small. But some of those eaters are small. Morgan number two could probably eat. Morgan number two? Yeah, I can try it. I mean, I'm not against trying it.

I love food, so I can put some away. Well, this place called Lily's Vegetarian Indian Restaurant. They give you all that food $49. If you eat it all, you get your money back. All right, let's go over and talk to Amy and get the morning corny in. The Morning Corny. What does garlic do when it gets hot? What does garlic do when it gets hot?

Takes all its cloves off. It takes cloves off. Oh, clothes, clothes. That's a pretty good one. That was the Morning Corny. Before we get into this song, let me say Wednesday of this week, eight new episodes of Breaking Bobby Bones. It goes up on Disney Plus.

There are eight up right now. So if you have Disney Plus, please go watch. don't want to watch and you despise me, but you want to help out? Just push play and leave the room. Just let it play. That helps. Dispise you? Yeah, why not?

Okay. Yeah, why not? At Marble Slab, which is an ice cream place. Have you guys been to Marble Slab? Oh yeah. There are over 250 locations. Most of them are in Texas are in the southeast. So if you're listening and you're like, I don't know what that is.

It's an ice cream place. Like Vasquin Robbins or DQ kind of. Cold Stone Creamery. But they only have ice cream. That's a good one. Yeah. So they say, hey, you go. We have a Cheetos Flamen Hot ice cream for $5.99.

And there's a Cheetos Flaming and Hot Shake for $6.99. Which sounds wild that you would eat ice cream with Flaming Hot Cheetos. Spicy ice cream. Well, lunchbox went. Oh. So here you go. This is Lunchbox going out to the marble slab. And this is him explaining how they created it, doing a taste test, and a review.

Here you go. All right. So we're about to have some Flamen Hot Cheetos ice cream. And so what they do is they. take a scoop of vanilla. They put the Cheetos in it and they mash it up, mix it around. So it's kind of looks like strawberry when you're about to eat. It looks like strawberry ice cream, but it really has flaming hot Cheetos. Here we go. Mm, big bite, got Cheetos mixed in there. Here we go. Mm. That's just not very good. I got to know it's not good because the Cheetos are all

soggy. They're soggy. And then it's hot and I just don't like spicy. I guess I don't like a spicy ice cream. I like spicy food. But, With it in the ice cream, it's pretty terrible. It's a no for my, my sophisticated palate says no, boino. Not good, huh? No, not good. I don't know. Maybe people, when you go to get ice cream, you want something that just tastes good.

You would eat it and the ice cream good and then it would just leave your mouth burning. And I was like, well, that's not what I want my ice cream to do. Just for me, no. And the Cheetos were soggy. If you ever eat a soggy chito, like you're at the pool and one drops in and you eat it, it's just not good. That's true You've eaten a chito that has dropped in a pool Yeah

Like if you have an handful of chitos You drop when you pick it up out of the pool It's soggy you still put it in your mouth No, no I don't think I do I know That's what it tastes like in ice cream And it's just not good

Yeah We're gonna do A little something different In the next couple segments Because lunchbox is leaving today We may not see lunchbox for months He's leaving for jury duty If he gets put on a murder case

he wants to do it, and he may not come back. So since this is the last time we'll see Lunchbox for maybe you know, weeks or even months. OJ. Case, they were gone for like four months. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, that's a long time. Yeah. And you know you don't really get paid. I mean, it's very, very, very little, right? It's very, very little.

Oh. But you get like lunch and stuff, right? I think you get like a box sandwich. Oh, that's good. I'll take that free food. It's good. And I guess he still gets paid from this job. Oh, that's good. Double paycheck? Oh, yeah. Let's go. Well, I don't think they match your pay from your job.

Lunchbox heads off to jury duty in like 30 minutes. But in case he's on a case for like a month, we got to play easy trivia today. Because the winner today could be the grand champion and have the tiara. Lunchbox, you could go to jury duty today wearing the tiara. Oh, yeah, that would be awesome. That would be great. I wonder if they made it. He definitely won't get it then.

Oh. They won't let him on a case. No chance. He won't make it through the metal detector. We're playing to five. It's taking us months to get here. Amy 4, Eddie 4, Lunchbox 4, Morgan number 2 has three wins. Wow.

So, if you miss it, you'll hear this sound. You've been boned. You don't want to be boned. If you get it right and you win, you'll hear this song right here. You'll be the first ever champion of Super Easy Trivia. Let's go, guys. No one loses in round one. Up first is Amy.

Amy, who is the longtime sweetheart of Mickey Mouse? Minnie. Mini Mouse is correct. Everybody welcome Amy. Hey, yeah. To super easy trivia. Amy, tell us something about your childhood that maybe you haven't shared with us before. Oh, I don't know if I for sure shared this one on air, but one time my butt got stuck to the jacuzzi sucker and my parents hot tub. That's traumatic for me.

Luckily, I can still take bath to this day. Wow. Wow, that's cool. That documentary. Somebody should cover that. They had to rescue me. I had a big hickey on my butt from it. It's awful.

To rescue her. Wow. Lunchbox, you're up next. What color are these Simpsons cartoon characters? They're yellow. They are yellow, that's correct. Yeah. Welcome Lunchbox to the game.

Lunchbox. Tell us something about your childhood that maybe you haven't shared with us yet. I broke my right arm twice when I was four years old. The first time my brother pushed me off the slide. I broke it the day after I got the cast off. My dad was leaving for work. I ran. His truck was driving away and I dove after the truck because he forgot to give me a kiss

and landed back on that arm and broke it again. Wow. And I went to the doctor and they said, what happened? and my mom said, well, he dove and he goes, I'm asking him because they thought my parents were abusing me. They do that. Oh, they do that. Wow. And fun fact about Lund Fox's adulthood is that he still kisses his dad on the lips.

And my mom. Yeah. He's a mouth. He kisses his mom and dad on the lips. It's wild. Absolutely. And I kiss my kids on the mouth. Okay.

There you go. Eddie, over to you. Okay. What is Winnie the Pooh's favorite treat? Oh, that's honey. That is honey. That is correct. Eddie, there is.

Tell us something about your childhood. When I was two years old, my mom caught me licking the air freshener out of the toilet, and she thought I was going to die, so she called Poison Control. They said it was all right. They just rinse my mouth out. Hey, it's a good story, bud. They look like a lollipop to me. I lick it like a lollipop.

And then finally, Morgan number two, which character's life quest is to hunt down the roadrunner? An old one? Come on. I never watched that show. Well, nobody loses in the first round. I don't know. All I know is Roadrunner. Who's Roadrunner's enemy?

I don't know. Isn't this like an, I don't know, like the bad wolf? I really needed Morgan to stay in it just in case. Well, she's not losing right now. She can't go out. She can't go out first round. Okay. The answer is Wiley Coyote.

But you don't lose. There she has Morgan who probably ain't going to win. I wouldn't have gotten that either. What? I had Bugs Bunny in my head. Morgan, tell us something about your childhood. I mean, when I was. was in elementary school. I always got in trouble with all of the teachers. They'd call my parents

because I was hanging out with all of the boys playing kickball instead of hanging out with girls like I was supposed to be. So I was a problem child in elementary school for playing too many sports. There you go. Morgan number two, everybody. All right, let's play the game. If you miss it now, you're out of here. Oh, boy. Easy trivia for the Tierra, for the championship. Amy, you're up first. Where are the Olympics being held? Tokyo. Correct. Nice job. Lunchbox, what color means go on a stoplight? Oh, that's green. Is that the easiest question you ever had?

Yeah, I don't even... Whoa, Tokyo's pretty easy, guys. Well, not unless you don't watch the news. Which American president, Eddie, appears on the $1 bill? That is George Washington. Correct. Hey, Morgan, how many holes are there in a full round of golf? Nine.

Is there not nine? What? seven nine I don't know seven I just did oh boy I was nine

okay um sorry maybe people in her life that's what they play sorry I've got to push this push this button here you've been boned the answer

is 18 there's gonna be a champion the answer is 18 there are 18 holes that's a lot of holes that's what Caitlin says yeah most women say that

yeah she's like what a hole are you on I'm like 11 she goes only 11 Okay We'll have a champion today Someone will have the tiara Oh boy

Amy starting with you Two of the planets in our solar system Begin with a letter M Mercury and Mars Can you name them? I just did Okay, that's correct Oh man, I'm focused now

Lunchbox, how many inches are there in a foot What? 12 That's correct I just get nervous for every question now because there's a tiara on the line every question is nerve-wracking. Sorry.

I really want this tiara. Yeah, all you guys do. Yeah. Eddie, come on. What is the part of the human eye that controls the amount of the light that passes through? What? It's much tougher than how many inches are to foot. And what color is go on the stoplight, on the traffic light? Okay, what about planets that start with the letter M?

Hold on. Let me think. Hey, I wasn't come. I, are you attacked my question? I know, Amy, I'm just saying they were saying mine were easy. Man, I don't, I'm like retina. here, iris, but I don't know what even retina does. I don't know, man. I'm a camera guy, and I know that when you have a camera, the camera's built on the eye. Like, that's how they design the camera.

And when you want more light, they say, open up your iris. So just give me iris. You think he's right? I have no idea. It's a hard one for this early. Yeah, now that he said, Iris, I had something different in my head. What did you have said? I don't know.

Now I'm confused. The answer is. Cornia. The answer is Iris. Yeah! Wow, I would have missed that. Gors Cornea didn't even come up in my mind. Oh, really? That was the first thing in my mind, but I mean, I never thought Iris, so.

Amy, how many feet are in a yard? What? I don't, I don't know. I don't know how many yards are in a feet. Think about that. How many feet are in a yard? I didn't say how many yards in a feet. She even messed a question up.

Wait, what is it? How many feet are in a yard? I'm picturing. A yard stick. Like a football field has yards. Yeah, I'm picturing a yardstick. The one in class. Yeah.

Yeah, this one I'm picturing. Yeah. Probably been a while since I've seen one. I don't know. Three. I don't know. Three is correct. Crazy.

Lunchbox, what's the name for the holes on the moon's surface? Craters? Correct. Why are you taking it? He's getting the easiest questions. These are all written out. I get it. Oh, stop.

Amy. Eddie, how many feet are in a yard and you're going to talk about Mike? Stop. Well, I definitely had, that was a struggle for me. Eddie, if you suffer from arachnophobia, what animal you're scared of? Who? Spiders. Correct? Oh, who?

That's so easy. Easy trivia. Amy, what's the world's fastest land animal? Cheetah. Correct. Lunchbox, what's the smallest state in America? He's out. Oh, I don't think so.

That's pretty easy. Yeah. No, no, no. Go thanks to Jim Carrey, the Rhode Island State Police. Correct. Be myself and Irene? Yep. Nice.

Eddie, what bird lives in Antarctica and cannot fly? That is a penguin. Nice. Would you have known that one? Yes. I watched penguin town. I didn't realize they were birds. Wait, what?

They have wings. Yeah. They were a bird. They were pretty birds. I thought they were fishes, like mammals. Fishes aren't mammals. I mean, they can swim, but like they're birds. I thought they swim like whales.

Easy trivia. We are to lunchbox. How many ounces are in a pound? Is that me? No, oh, it's Amy. Amy, how many ounces in a pound? I don't know who it is. I just read them in order.

Well, 16 ounces are in a 8 ounces or in a, I think it's, oh gosh. I don't, I just don't want to answer too quickly on this one because now I'm like, eight ounces is a cup, but we're not talking cups for talking pounds. For whatever reason, 16 came to my mind, but why? Need an answer? Is that your answer? Yes. Correct.

Wow. Raise me. How did you do that? I don't know. I've caught myself like not breathing during this segment. I'm like, breathe. Lunchbox, how many great lakes are there? There has to be.

I have Huron, Erie, Michigan. What other ones are there? Well, I'm not going to tell you. That would give you the answer. How many great lakes are the lunchbox? You have about five seconds? Huron, Erie, Michigan, September, Ontario. I'll just go a five.

Five is right. Yeah. There's five of them? Holmes is what you do to remember it. It's Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior. Oh. Not September. Homes.

Lunchbox is in late September. Eddie, how many degrees is a right angle? A right angle. That's the L. I'll give me a 90. 90 is correct. Wow. Easy trivia.

We're rocking along here. Amy. Oh, this is hard. It's hard. Well, they're just getting a little harder. Well, 90 degrees was not hard, so I'm just going to say that. That's the first easy one I've gotten, though. That's not true.

What's the name of the coffee shop in Friends? Oh, Central Perk. Oh, wow. Yeah, duh. Phew. Okay. Friends fan. Lunchbox, what's the longest bone in the human body?

here we go he's like okay the pinky toe he starts count of the body I know it but I shouldn't say it what's the longest bone in the human body easy trivia for the championship

if you're just turning us on why did that jump in my head golly five seconds I'm just going to go with the first thing that popped in my head the humorous the humorous that would be the funny bone

Is that right? I can't. I got to push this button. Oh my gosh. You've been booed. Is it the femur? It's a beamer. Gosh.

What's the humor is? I don't know, but he popped in my head first, and it was that or femur and I said, don't second guess yourself, you idiot, and I'm an idiot. Lunchbox has been eliminated. Lunchbox. Let's go. It's Eddie and Amy. I hope you win.

I hope you win, Amy. Eddie, come on. A shuttlecock is used in what sport? Shuttlecock? I mean, is that what you push the little thing with on a shuffleboard? It's a shuttlecock. I've never heard of a shuttlecock. The only thing I'm in the shuffleboard.

It's a stick that you push the thing with. If you miss this, you lose, and Amy is the champion. She has the tiara. If it is not shuffleboard, you lose. Okay, hold on. Let me think. Say the question. question again. A shuttlecock is used in what sport? Did that help you?

Dang it. Hearing that again. Well, I'm thinking, I'm thinking now, but I call it a birdie. Like, is that a, the thing in the bad? Yeah, five seconds. A shuttlecock. I feel like we talked about this a month ago or something and somebody said shuttlecock. It's with a birdie, but I called it a birdie. Badminton. Badminton. Are you sure you don't want to go back to? You went from shuffleboard to badminton? Well, because I've never heard of that. I need you to pick one of the two. Mm-hmm. I've always called it a birdie, but I think it's bad, I think it's badminton. The answer is badminton. Yes! Yes!

Wow. You went from... Amy. Definitely not knowing it. What's the largest planet in the solar system? The largest planet? Mm-hmm. I don't know. Earth? That's incorrect.

Yeah. It's Jupiter. Okay. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Eddie, what president was born in Hawaii? In 19... Barack Obama?

I mean... Oh, wow. That's correct. Come on! And there he is. Yes. Yes. Wow. Guys, I've been dreaming of this for the past month. Like, I've wanted, ever since you got that tiara, I've wanted it. And I finally got it. You are the tiara wearer, the winner. You are the champion in an easy trivia. There he is, Eddie. Wow. Thank you, everyone. Lunchbox. Thank you for the support.

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Around the room, name a perfect movie, or as perfect as a movie can be. Amy? Well, mine is steel magnolius because, well, you feel everything. You're connected to them. You laugh so hard. You cry so hard. So you have all these emotions. And then my favorite Julia Roberts and Dolly Parton are in the movie.

Name a perfect movie, Eddie. I'm going to have to go back to the future. Just because... The one is so good. All of the details and back to the future, the way they just go back and everything makes sense to me. It's written perfectly, done perfectly. It's a perfect movie to me.

Netflix season two of the movies that made us, they do Back to the Future, and they even show the guy who, he shot the first part of the movie, and they didn't use them. They fired him and hired Michael J. Fox. Oh, really? They show some of that footage.

He's not a famous guy. He is. Oh, who is it? Eric Idol. Is that his name? Oh, Eric Stoltz. Eric Stoltz. That's right.

I do remember that. He was the guy, and he was a little too serious, and they were like, let's get Michael J. Fox. It's a great series. a perfect movie Lunchbox American Pie

I mean it has humor it has drama it has beautiful women and it has a huge twist I mean that's everything you want to movie and you feel for those people

you've been there because in high school you knew exactly each person in that movie you had a friend like that is the huge twist a flute yeah that's the twist

that's the twist at the end when he's like we know I don't want to I don't want to spoil it. Yeah. I say Forrest Gump.

Yes. Forrest Gump, to me, is a perfect movie. If I'm not mistaken, I think those are the same, Back to the Future, and Forrest Gump, same guy. I'm also going to put Shawshank Redemption in there. Oh, it's so good. When I list out movies that I just go, you have one movie to recommend to somebody,

and if they like it, you live, and if they don't, you die. That's a rough game to get involved in anyway. But, you know, the sandlot is another one that I put up there. If you, you know, you like baseball at all, I think that's a good one. Ray Mundo, what's a perfect movie to you? Wedding Crashers, because there's a lot of humor. There's weddings, who doesn't love those,

there's relationships, there's traveling, there's great characters in it, and to make things even better, there's another one coming out. Usually if there's a sequel, it means it was a pretty darn good movie. Movie Mike, who has Movie Mike's movie podcast. Mike D, what's a perfect movie to you?

The Dark Night, from beginning to end, love it. I can rewatch it as many times. Still great. Morgan? It's a newer one. It's ready player one and it's Oh great. It's adventure, thriller, romance that has an epic ending and I can watch it on repeat. Especially if you like a little science, little science fiction. That could really be a huge underrated movie. I don't think a lot of people

have seen that. I only watched it because it was on. I don't think. And I was on like the screen. I was like, I have nothing to do. And I watched it and I just fell in love with it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, you can, we'll put this up on Facebook. You guys tell us what's the perfect movie. Like tell us your perfect movie. We do have to say goodbye to lunchbox because he's leaving right now. He's going to jury duty. He wants to be put on a case. He's like, what kind of case would you prefer?

Oh, man, I don't want to say murder, but I would say murder. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't want to say murder. But he's going to say it. Because I need to see people get cross-examined on the stand, and I need people to object. I need people to cry. I need emotion.

I need it all because I watch it on TV and it looks awesome. And so I need to be in that kind of jury. Will you be the juror that has a number? Notepad or you just going all from memory? No, notepad. I want to look professional. So, like, when the people are looking at me, like, well, I looked at Juror 4, and, I mean, you could tell he was, that that witness really got to him.

Or that witness, he wasn't believing that witness. That witness wasn't credible. Are you dressing any specific way so you get chosen? I just have a button up shirt and jeans. That's it. I mean, I didn't really put a suit or anything on because I felt like that was overdoing it. I didn't want to look too eager, but I didn't want to look like sloppy.

You know what I'm saying? I felt that. Good luck. We hope you. get a case that fulfills you. Thank you. And remember, if the judge says, hey, you can't be on it, sorry, you've been dismissed.

What do you stand up and yell? No, you're dismissed. That's right. I love it. Woo! And then I'll tell him, hey, judge, I hold you in contempt a court. Yeah. Contempt it to this court and then do like the DX move to join.

The chop, yeah. Got it. All right, good luck, lunchbox. We'll see you. if you don't, you probably won't get selected before the end of the show. But give us an update about an hour if you get there to let us know what's going on.

I'll let you know. All right, there he is. Lunchbox is leaving us. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good. Well, there was a group of friends just hanging out on the shoreline of Alaska

and they notice a big whale. An orca is stranded on the shoreline. So they're like, what do we do? We call the wildlife service, but they're really far away. So they start getting buckets and start wetting the orca. Dumping it on them. Dumping it on them.

And then some guys like, I work at a shop. I have a water pump. We'll go get the water pump. So they got the water pump to just put water all over the whale until the wildlife people could get there. They finally got there. The high tide came up and they all shoved the whale back in the water. And they saved them.

That's like the ocean's version of my Bronco breaking down when the cops pushed me on the side of the road. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Because they waited and then they all pushed me back over to the parking lot. Pretty cool, man. Dang, that is cool.

I don't know that I know the difference in an orca and a whale. Orca is Shamu. I don't know the difference in an orca and a whale. Hey, I said what I said. Okay, all right. Google it. The black and the white.

Yeah, man, Shamu. Orca is a whale, but it's a kind of whale. It's not a sperm whale. It's like a dog. Like you have a bulldog, but it's a dog. It's a breed of a whale. That's a good story. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. What's happening of friends? Thank you so much for hanging out with us. We know you can be anywhere in the whole world. You can be on a YouTube channel. You can be on a podcast, but you're here with us. Your friends at the Bobby Bone Show, we are very grateful for that. Let's go over and now and do the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. You may remember me talking about the Olympics, and we were winning the medal count, but we were not winning the gold medal count. And for me, I need to win both to be considered king of the Olympics. And I feel like America should be king of the Olympics. And we just weren't there in gold.

So now that the Olympics are over, total medal count, all together, USA 113, China 88, Russia 71, right? Okay. Look at us. Yeah, yeah. Suck on those eggs, China and Russia. Yeah. But. In the gold medal count.

Let's go. China has 38. The U.S. has 39. We came through. We came through at the end. That's right. That's right. Okay.

Yeah. We won. We are a king of the Olympics again. Thank you. Now, does that count like for all the basketball players? No. Okay. That's one gold medal.

All right, got it. For the team. Yeah. I'm probably getting hacked by somebody in China today. Yeah. This gets over to that. That's right. My name is producer Eddie.

No. No, yes. In case you guys want to hack. Remember that venomous snake we're talking about? Cobra. Yeah, it was a cobra that was a pet that escaped. And they're like, this is one of the most venomous snakes in the wild. world and it's running around in North Texas town and they cannot find it.

Well, the venomous snake is still on the loose, but it now has a Twitter account. Okay. So is it running it? Remember the venomous West African banded cobra that went missing last week? The story asks, well, it's still on loose, and now it's taken to Twitter to share its adventures as the search continues. Now, this is all funny until the snake bites somebody. Right. But if you do want to follow it on Twitter, it's at,

Cobra Grand. The snake has over 5,000 followers and counting. That snake went missing around 6.30 p.m. Tuesday, August 3rd. I mean, things are going to end up being found but going to be massive in a ditch somewhere. I had a friend in Austin.

He took a gator from down in Louisiana, drove it back to Texas, in the back of his truck, thought he could keep it as a pet. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. No. Parked in the Walmart parking lot to go inside. Came out. The gator was gone. They found that thing in a ditch

Like months later They by they I mean random people found a gator in a ditch And the story was how did a gator get to Austin Texas? And my buddy who brought the gators Didn't say anything He just played it cool Never knew a gator

So that snake will end up Hopefully In a yard But not eat a kid You know? Yeah In related animal news Did you see that Barry

The Owl died in Central Park? Don't know who that is Okay, I didn't know about him until this weekend either, but now I had to have a moment of silence. He's this beautiful owl that lives in Central Park, and he was hit by a utility vehicle when he was flying low and died. But like people have tons of video footage and pictures because everybody that went to Central Park, especially regularly, knew Barry the Owl. And it just is so heartbreaking. So, but it has had a collision with a maintenance truck. Never heard of Barry the Ow.

Me, yeah. I did see your cat on Instagram over the weekend. Yeah. Which, by the way, you're calling yourself a cat mom. You're a cat grandma. No. Yeah, your daughter's the cat mom. You're a cat grandma.

Yeah, okay. Do we not agree? Yes. That cat would not be here if it was not for me. Her grandma. My grandma raised me. That's what grandma say too. But your daughter is the cat mom.

You are the cat grandma. I mean, if you want to get specific. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In final news, this is crazy. Claire Dunn, who is a country music artist, Ray, will you play a clip-off clear done, please? More than my words could ever say more than you know you were worth the way.

She was physically assaulted by a Nashville lift driver on June 26th. Listen to this story. Because as I was reading it, I was like, this can't be real. But she was in the car. Now, she lives in Colorado, but she was in Nashville doing songwriting. She went out with some friends. She got a lift, which is like an Uber on the way home. The driver dropped her friend off first, but then she was.

she was like, hey, this is how you get there, go this way, but wouldn't follow the directions to her place. She said, quote, I was like, that's my turn, where are you going? He was screaming at me. She didn't let up on the guy, so he pulled over the car about a mile from her house, and that's when it got real bad. Quote, before I could even get to my phone to call 911, he grabbed me by the caller,

rip me out of the back seat, and slam me face first into a ditch. What? Somehow in the scuffle, I called 911, but I didn't even get that number right. It was a miracle they called me back When I came to I was screaming I saw headlights He left me and then took off

She had bruises on her face Was bleeding Went into the emergency room She filed a police report And a detective helped her identify the driver And she's speaking out now Because she wants to share the lessons that she learned She said always take a screenshot

Of the driver's information from the ride share app But crazy That guy was like nope Pulled her out, beat her up and then drove off I know what I mean why Why did he do that? And then also, like, why would you, if you are working for a company where people do have your information, they're going to find you. Somebody ordered you and you arrived, so somebody has your information. It's not like you can get away with that. I would assume you're putting rational thought into an irrational situation with an irrational person.

Clearly, yeah, I agree with that. It's like trying to figure out why somebody crazy does something. Well, you can't use normal thoughts to figure out why crazy people do crazy things. Right. They're clearly in a part of their brain that we don't understand. But glad that she's okay. And heck, glad that she's alive. Yeah. That could have ended up a lot worse. But, yeah, good.

I mean, thankfully, she's speaking out about it and reminding others what they can do to try to stay safe. You guys can call us if you want. 87777-77-77-B-O-B-B-B-B-Y. What do you want to say? What's on your mind? What comment do you have about the show? 877-B-O-B-B-Y. That's the news.

Thank you. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. On the phone is Tyler in Alabama. Hey, Tyler, appreciate your calling. What's going on, bud? Morning, studio. Morning.

So, I would like to propose my better half. But, unfortunately, the issue that I have is she is a very, very smart woman. And she catches on to things very, very quickly. So making it a surprise is really becoming a big challenge. And I'm just not sure what to do. Well, it sounds like she's smart, but you could surprise her if you put a little work into it. Like, Kailen's very smart too, and she is on to everything I do. I would say this, Tyler.

I would have a friend, if you have one, help you plan the surprise. And heck, don't let you know everything. Because if you don't know, then she won't know. You know, if you can have them like, hey, I want to do it on this day, you handle this business. I don't think she'll ever catch on that way. Or just don't surprise her. Because I would rather not be surprised than get like a half butt surprise where I'm kind of like, well, I knew it was coming.

And I got to fake it. Either don't surprise her at all or you outsource that stuff. Where you go like, hey, Mike, I need you to help me plan this surprise. That way it doesn't get to her. So that would be my advice. Hey, the best thing is you're marrying up. I married someone smarter and funnier than I am. And sometimes that's annoying.

I used to, I would never mind getting into like a, argument with somebody because I would feel like I got him I'm quick I'm witty where I need to dig into some you know part of me I need to go into a bucket and pull out some crazy stuff I got it I don't beat her so now I've changed my fighting technique if we ever argue about something instead of just going pound for pound like okay yeah oh yeah well this oh yeah well this now I just mope it's a whole new style I'm just like no I'm just gonna go in the other room I don't even I don't even go heads up anymore. So Tyler, I would, if I were you, I would have a friend help you do it and do most of the work so she can't catch on or just tell her, hey, there's not going to be a surprise. It's time for me

to propose so we can move on, which is not the most romantic, but very practical. All right, bud. All right. I thank you. I didn't help him that much, but good luck. Yeah, good luck with that, buddy. There's a woman who went hiking, and imagine you're, you know, walking up a hill. You start to get a little like a little woozy. And you're like, oh, well, then you pass out. Well, so you come back to life and the person that kind of brings you back to life, you're like, hey, I recognize you.

And it's a celebrity. Wouldn't that be the craziest thing to happen? Yes, I would think that I was hallucinated. Yeah, you wouldn't think you weren't awake yet. You were just in like some crazy dream. But this happened to a woman. And Julie Bowen, who plays Claire Dumfie on Modern Family, was the one that was hiking near her

and saved her and got her up and called 911 and stuff. That would be pretty cool. Well, the crazy thing is she was hiking with her sister, and her sister is also a doctor. So not only, she got saved by a celebrity and a celebrity sister who's a doctor. Claire Bowen's sister. Yeah, she was hiking with her sister. So the woman that fainted and hit her nose, like it was, she got like double lucky.

Well, okay. Wouldn't the move be, though, if you see a celebrity, you could just fake pass out. And then you kind of get some attention. Or it's like on the sandlot when squints goes down. And Julie Peppercorn has to give a mouth to mouth. Yeah, Wendy. Sorry, Wendy Peppercorn has to give a mouth to mouth. It's so great. You know, it's kind of, wouldn't you just do that?

Like you're walking by and you're like, I think that's Eric Church. I don't know. I hadn't thought of that. Here's a call, Jamie in Pennsylvania. Jamie, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on with you? Hey, Bobby. Hey, everybody.

Thank you so much for putting me on. Yeah. I have an amazing everyday hero story for you guys. Okay. Two friends and I were on a mom vacation to Atlantic City this past weekend, and we were out for breakfast, and a woman at a table next to us all of a sudden went unresponsive, and she kind of collapsed. And one of the friends that I was with is an amazing nurse, and she did not hesitate. She jumped into action, ran over to the woman, checked her over, and saw that she did not have a pulse, and she was not breathing. She immediately started performing chest compressions on this woman

and was able to kind of bring her back to consciousness while we were calling 911 and getting the ambulance there. And basically if it wasn't for, you know, something upstairs telling us that we needed to be there that day, you know, who knows what had happened to this woman. But I just wanted to let you guys know that nurses are amazing and this friend of mine is a true American hero, in my opinion. You saw all this go down.

I had to have been freaking out the whole time. I did. Oh, yes. The other friend and I were absolutely freaking out. We were all pretty hysterical, but our nurse friend, she stayed calm. She was collected. She took care of this woman. And even after the paramedics got there and she kind of handed everything over,

she went over and was consoling the woman's daughter, like patting her on the shoulder, hugging her, making sure she was okay. Just amazing. I have never seen anything. so amazing in my life. She is a true hero. Well, does your nurse hero friend have a name? Can we shout her out?

Yes, her name is Jessica. Her name is Struggle Jennings. Again. She wanted to remain anonymous, but it is Struggle Jennings. Yeah, shout out Jessica. Shout out Jessica. That is pretty awesome. That's really awesome, actually. And I'm glad you got to call in.

So thank you for sharing that story with us. Yes, thank you guys so much. I love your show. Thank you for having me. Appreciate that. I was reading a story about O.J. Simpson over the weekend. That guy. I don't normally click on OJ stories.

So two things come to my mind. One, we had talked last week about a guy who was in jail for 30 years and he didn't do it. And they found some evidence. And I'm like, oh, he's been in jail 30 years, but we found some evidence. He didn't do it. Let him free. And I'm like, what if he spent your whole life in jail? Like, how resentful?

Would you try to get over that and just live your remaining years? Would you always hold something deep down inside of you that just stayed angry? Then I came across as O.J. Simpson's story. And I, from everything that I've read and seen and learned and think I know, I feel like he did it. Just from, I wasn't there. But from when I've read and seen and know and understand, I feel like he did it. Now, wouldn't it be crazy though if something came out? That he didn't do it. Yeah. Like because I tried to in my life, because I wasn't there and didn't see it, I try to not go all in on being absolutely sure. Like, he probably did it. Let's

be honest. But there's been crazier stories that have come out. Remember the Duke lacrosse, the guys that supposedly raped the girl? And then they went, those guys were done. Turns out they didn't do it.

Now, this is O.J. It's different. He probably did it. But what if he didn't? Right? But I think he did. However, he says he will not go to Los Angeles anymore because he's in fear

of running into the real killer. Oh, wow. After all this story, Oh, no, man. And what do you think the real killer is going to do, OJ? Stab you? Yeah, right? That's my question.

Like, this guy, if there, and I don't think there was, but if there was another person who did the killing, he's probably playing it cool. He's not stabbing you, O.J. Yeah. O.J. is kind of an idiot, huh? If you were, like, in a high-profile murder case, and you got out, would you keep talking about it

over and over and over for the rest of your life? Snoop doesn't. Snoop was almost went to jail for murder. That would be the smart thing to do. Snoop chills. Snoop does the Olympics now. He's talking about, right, he's out.

Corona commercials. Did Snoop do it? He was found not guilty. Okay. Yeah. But I mean, you have your opinions. I was so young. I don't even remember what he did.

I'm like, Snoop murdered something? Mike, can you look that up and find that story? I don't think it was as clear and cut like that, but he was on trial for murder. From TMZ, O.J. Simpson said with a straight face that he won't return to Los Angeles out of fear of running into the actual person who murdered his ex-wife. Because he's the murderer still in L.A. or how do we even know? It's not, it's like the murder elbows him at the airport.

Yeah. Hey man. Remember me? I know you're in trouble, but it's me. Oh. Rapper Snoop Doggy Dog, which was his name back then. This is from the LA Times. He's acquitted a murder.

He's one of the nation's preeminent rap artist. He was acquitted along with his bodyguard Tuesday of first and secondary murder charges in the shooting death of a gang member, a gang member at a Palm's Park. Juror is also acquitted the 24-year-old rapper whose real name is Calvin Brodeus and Bodyguard McKinley,

on one charge of conspiracy to commit assault in connection with the August 1993 death of Philip Walderman. But the panel deadlocked on a manslaughter charge. Yeah, I don't know the rest of it, but that's the first part of it. Wow, don't remember that at all. It was forever. I mean, we were kids. But, you know, why you don't remember it? Because he doesn't talk about it.

That's right. And he was found not guilty. Glad everybody's here. Thank you guys. Hey, call us if you want. 877-7-77. Bobby, we love to talk to you as much as we love to talk to ourselves in this room. So 877-B-O-B-B-Y.

Let's do headlines from the weekend. I'll go first. Headline is, got served a big old piece of humble pie. Now, let me explain to you. At a pretty fantastic weekend, Caitlin and I go back to Arkansas, which is where I'm from, and we have a little cabin in central Arkansas. We rarely get there. I probably work a little too much.

But we go back and we stay there for a couple of days. because the governor and the First Lady of Arkansas invited us to come to this dinner and have dinner with them. It's a little charity event, but we sat with them and we went up and spent some time with them in the house for a little bit and went down to dinner together. ate and talked. It's fantastic. And I can just show you this on my phone. And it's, you have to get dressed up. You're hanging out with the governor, you know? And so Caitlin's got on this, you know, really like super hot body suit, whatever she calls it. And I'm in a nice little suit and tie. and we sit down at the table and at the table they have everybody's name marked. It's like the seal of the

governor and has your name under it. Had Caitlin's name there, the governor's name, it had his wife, you know, the first lady. And I kid you not, there's the seal on top, Amy, and then what does it say in my no way? No way. That's a joke, right? I know, but they did it on purpose. It was not a joke. And obviously the governor didn't do it. It's an intern.

And I showed him and he was like, And he laughed a little bit, but I think a little bit he was pretty. I meant to take it with me, but I took a picture of it. So there I was. So a little, and I showed Caitlin and she laughed. And she's like, just when you think your britcher's getting a little, just right, just getting a little big. You know, this shows you, you're getting a little big for your britches. How did that pie taste?

It was pretty humble pie taste, yeah. Oh, like that whole pie. But it was, it was a fantastic night. it wasn't not political at all. I posted it on Instagram and someone's like, I can't believe you would go to dinner with the governor. Like, why wouldn't I? I like the guy.

I don't have to, I don't agree with everything anyone stands for. No, it's a crazy concept. It really is. I don't agree with everything Eddie stands for. It's my best friend. The only person that I agree with all the time, me.

I agree to say, Caitlin. Sometimes you don't. And then sometimes I think I think I'm, I'm an idiot. But I really enjoy the governor. And for a kid that grew up in a small town at Mountain Pine, Arkansas, I never thought that I would get to even meet the governor, much less have dinner with them.

So it was fantastic. And then if you go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, I post a picture of Caitlin and I from that night. And I'd like to read you one of the comments. There are a lot like this. But it was kind of indicative of after you look at that picture, if you go look at it, Mr. Bobby Bones, someone wrote,

any beautiful blonde walking in any establishment in Arkansas usually turns a lot of heads. More so when the other one is not so hot. Talking about me. Why is it necessary to put that? Come on, guys. I mean, it's not. It wasn't even like from a burner account or like a...

No, I think someone just really just thing. Yeah. They're like, hey, yeah, somebody pretty walks into a room, heads turn, especially when the person they're with is ugly. It had to be the ugly one. Why am I the ugly one? That was my weekend, though. It was pretty fantastic.

Amy, headline from the weekend. Headline would be my neck, my back. Isn't that a song? Yes, and you don't want to know the next line. And here's the thing. I had a chiropractor appointment on Saturday to get everything worked on. And my neck has been having issues for a while, but my back has been relatively pain free for 2020, my lower back.

and most of last year and, you know, half of this year. And it's because of the COVID, we weren't going anywhere. I wasn't wearing heels. But about three weeks ago, I wore heels on Friday night to Bobby's rehearsal dinner. And I wore heels most of all day Saturday at Bobby's wedding. And I was dancing in heels. And that is the culprit. We figured it out because it's like, why in the world is my back pain suddenly returned after being gone?

And that's the culprit, your wedding in my heels. I guess if you haven't worn heels in a long time, that doesn't, huh? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, it's like wrecked me. So we're working on putting me back together. Eddie, your weekend? Oh, easy. My kids are baptized and great barbecue.

So two parts of that. Yes, it's really cool. My kids are baptized. Three of the four. It was a great day. They were so happy. We were all so happy. But I got to buy barbecue at the market on Saturday.

And I made friends with the butcher. And he gave me some deals. He's like, dude, I'll text you next week. We got some good deals on Brisket. So now I got a local butcher. And that, to me, is the coolest thing in the world. That's funny. And also, you're getting older.

That's pretty cool. I didn't realize that. No, I like that. Because I'm starting to get those old deals with people, too. Yeah, and I was pumped. Morgan, what is your headline for the weekend? Well, I went to a bar with my friends for her birthday party, and I am officially old. The whole time I was talking about how loud the music was and my feet hurt and I couldn't wait to go home.

and I was promptly in bed by 1230. Oh, 30. Oh, yeah. Well, I know. I don't know. We're like, we're ready for her to say 10. Yeah. Well, it used to be probably like 2 a.m or something.

Ramundo, headline from the weekend. Yeah, arts and crafts. I guess they're still really popular. My wife went to Michael's Hobby Lobby, one of those places. Got a cricket printer, got a cricket iron, got a cricket computer. Next thing you know, I thought we were just doing arts and crafts in the house. She does a kitchen towel. She does a decal.

She does a coozy. Now she wants to sell them. So I work for my wife now. She has a craft store. Yeah. She's an Etsy store, right? Yeah. Is that what it is?

Yeah, that's what she's working on. Do you guys see Ramondo get trapped in the elevator? Yes. It was hilarious. Yeah. Like, Ray's like, we're trapped in the elevator. And it was him and some woman with a dog. And he's like, I don't know if we're ever going to get out of here.

And I kept, you know, scrolling through the different tiles on a story to see how long it was going to take him. It was like five minutes ago. Five minutes ago. So he did like 10 and one minute. and then it seems like he's in there for three hours if you just watch this thing and he's like, it's been 30 minutes and then they're out.

Was that pretty scary or no? It was. I was in there for 40 minutes. Phone battery was getting a little bit weaker. There was oxygen. You could hear, there's an air conditioner nowadays in elevators and the light stayed on. I had phone service, but it kind of feels bad for me talking about this now

because there was flooding in Omaha and people were underwater in an elevator. And I was like, wow, my 40 minute little thing with a chick doesn't seem so bad of an elevator. elevator experience. Did you know her before you got in the elevator? No idea. I live on the same floor in the apartment. Never seen her, never seen her dog, but we got to know each other in 40 minutes. Well, you're putting her all over your story. Was she like, hey, stop shooting me, stop filming me? By the end of it, she was done with my antics. She was faking smiles and she just had stopped all

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Oh, no. Dang, three weeks. Who is he, Eddie? Okay. So then when he came back to work, they said, hey, can you show us your test results? He had no test results. They did some investigating, saw all the receipts from the water park and his vacation, in hotels, and now he got arrested.

When Eddie got COVID, he was gone for a month. Like 40 days, I think. And basically, the great flood came. Noah's Ark was out. 40 days. Yeah. I couldn't test negative to save my life. I had no idea why.

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And thanks for that bearded dragon namesake. Yeah. It's a fun animal to have. Eddie, would your kids, they like bearded dragons or snakes or anything? We have a leopard gecko, so I would say yes. Okay. Here is voicemail number two. Morning studio.

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The wedding was a different month. And so she did not come because they were in some foreign country on my wedding day. So no. And it wasn't because she didn't want to come. there was just a misunderstanding. I think I talked about that on the show at some point. Yeah, you did. And then finally, here is voicemail number three.

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