The Bobby Bones Show - Will Amy Get A Tattoo of Bobby’s Face? & New Artist Jordan Davis In Studio

Episode Date: June 13, 2017

Amy might have to get a Bobby Bones tattoo, new artist Jordan Davis stops by the studio and the underwear debate goes down Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Hey, so our producer Raymond, who sits in the glass room, does all the audio clips that you hear. You take vitamins for hair loss? Um. Go right. The biotin? I mean, it's a vitamin sure. Yeah.

Yeah. It looks like to work it a little bit. Yeah, of course it is. Yeah, it helps a lot. I noticed it'll make your eyebrows grow more too. Oh, no. It's not just head hair? It's actually everywhere.

It's females and everything. Oh, really? Your girlfriend told on you. Yeah. Yeah, no, I've been forever, and she'll always see them. And she's like, what the heck pills are these? I'm like, they're hair. You don't need to take them, but I take them.

They're not like vitamins. Well, Eddie started taking them now. Dude, your girlfriend told me about him, and I was like, all right, I'll give it a shot. Yeah. Because I've noticed you, I mean, your beard is growing really nice and thick. Is that why your beard's so thick? Honestly, it affects everything. It's not just the top of your head.

Yeah, but Ray's dying his beard, which I think makes it more thick. Are you dying your beard? I told you guys that. Yeah, he's doing just for men. And now you found a good color. He used to come in, and it was like black hair, but kind of a red beard. It is. It's tough to make it match. I thought I wasn't light brown before, but I guess I'm dark brown.

Yeah, he's a dark brown. Your panteen. What is that what do you use? It's called maybe just for men. Just for men, yes. My point was, Eddie's now taking your hair lost vitamins. Yeah, dude. I'm going to give it a shot.

It'll take a couple weeks, then you'll be good. You haven't started yet. I have. I've started. Let's see your head. It's only been two days. Whoa! Get out of here!

Stop it! That's crazy day, carrot top! No. Hey, so what, day and night? Like two a day? What do you do? Well, you can do multiple. Yeah, absolutely.

And it'll double up. Oh, boy. Here we go. Dude, I'm going to be hairy all over the place. I don't have chest hair. You don't? Hey, Ray, when you take it? Is it hair everywhere?

Honestly, it's all over your body. Like everywhere? Yes. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't think you're getting me everywhere. Yes. No, no, no, no. I'm in most places. Okay, most places. Recognizing people, doing cool things.

It's ICU. The front street animal shelter in Sacramento. Shout out, was filled in capacity, and they posted online that a pit bull mix named Joyce that they did not have room for. A family from Canada saw it on Facebook. It was shared in then. They were like, we'd like Joyce.

Figured out it was in Sacramento, though. It was a 16-hour drive. So they got in the car and drove and picked it up. That's cool. Got the dog drove it back home. Dedication. By the way, best animal shelter name ever, the Front Street Animal Shelter. That's just the best name for anything.

I've been on Front Street many times. Never to the animal shelter, though. But that's cool, though. They went and got the dog, even though it was way far, and they took it back home. And now a dog has a healthy home where to live. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show.

I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Story stories. And producer Raymond, congrats to the Golden State Warriors. They won the NBA championship last night. They beat the Cleveland Cavaliers four games to one. In other news outside of Oklahoma City, four dangerous inmates escaped from jail

through the ventilation system. They're still on the run. Any information contact authorities. And finally, make sure you put Bobby in the Radio Hall of Fame. Just go to Radiovote.com. This is just not true. According to a new survey 69% of women

think a dad bought is sexier than a guy who has muscles. That's just not true. No, it's Eddie, no, it's not. It has to be. It's a high percentage. It's too high. I think this is people going,

you know, I'm happy with what I have. And so what? That he has a few extra pounds. I also think it says something to the fact that women can look at a man and go, I don't physically need all that as long as I have

the other things. Yeah. But just to tell me that I won't rather have a guy that's around the love handles then four,

six, eight-pack. That's just not true. Yeah. I don't know. No, you do know. I just felt like,

I feel like that verse... I was listening to a bunch of Shania songs last night and she says a lot in her song, she goes,

I don't care what the looks are, but she likes the touch. Yeah. So I mean... Like, you believe what Shania's song says. Whatever.

By the way, Golden State won basketball championship last night. I'm sure Amy stayed up and watched all that. Totally. Did catch the highlights this morning. Yeah? Did your husband make you watch SportsCenter? Or do you see it on the news? No, I saw it on the news this morning.

Is your husband a sports center guy? I guess so. Is that the one on ESPN? Yeah. It's the show that has all the clips. Yeah. On the side of the screen has all the stories coming up. Yeah, he watches all that.

Yeah. I leave. Yeah. Yeah. When I was talking to him, the night, he walked in the house and he goes, all right, he grabs the remote, goes to a couple of TVs. He goes, first thing I do when I get here is turn everyone of these TVs off of Bravo because they're all on Bravo. Yeah, that's the only TV. Even TVs we don't watch, Amy, puts on

Bravo. Yeah, 237. That's the only channel. Well, 202 is CNN, 27 is Bravo. Yep. I'm surprised you're a CNN watcher. Oh, because my husband is in charge of putting, I told you, we keep one on CNN and one on Fox. He's in charge of the Fox one. I don't know how it landed that way. It's not, It's not a thing between us, but that's how I know. I like it. You guys balance out your news. Yeah. And we share back and forth.

Oh, yeah. I guess they said. No, no, guess what they said. Because there are two totally different news stories. Losers. Hey, get you, Bobby Bones on. What's up, Bobby? Okay, time for good news.

We go around the room here on Tuesday and share something positive with you. It's called Tell Me Something Good. Let's go. Tell me something good. All right, Amy, what you got? This elementary school teacher. her name's Melanie Goldsmith, and her boyfriend wrote a children's book. So he was like,

hey, I really think you should read it to your class. Well, guess what? Inside the book towards the end, it was actually him proposing to her. Oh, got it. She's reading to the class. And then the last page says, will you marry me? And he walks in, gets down on one knee,

pops the question, like, actually to her face, and she says yes. Dang. I know. That's baller. Baller alert. Boo, woo, woo, woo, boller alert. Wow. I know. Look at that.

Okay. When the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office got a call about a body floating in the St. John's River, quickly, Sergeant Billy Irvin was nearby, jumped into the river. He heard it on his radio. Jumped to the river. Happened to be there. Swim, I checked on the person, grabbed him, still alive. But he had to swim all the way back.

And he sounded like his full, all his uniform. Oh, wow. There were some construction workers, like working on like a seawall type thing. They were in a boat. They come up real quick. They grab her, throw her in the boat. She's okay. Because they all were able to work so fast, they saved her life.

Awesome. I don't know how she ended up there. It didn't say in the story, but they saved her. The important thing is she's not there. Swimming and all that cop uniform. That would be tough. Hard, yeah. Lunchbox.

Fort Worth Police were out in the neighborhood doing some work when they met Julius. He's a 95-year-old man, and his AC doesn't work. So they're like, uh-oh. So they roll the Home Depot, and they're like, we're going to buy them an AC. And the Home Depot employees find out pitching $150 of their own and buy Julius and AC. Dang. Everybody came together for Julius.

Man, good old Julius. What are Julius like, it's a good day today. That's all my old man voice in case you didn't know. Pretty good. Is that pretty good? No.

That sure is cold in here. Oh, what? Because the AC's on now. That's a better voice. That's okay. That's Julius. I thought this was from Titanic. The old lady.

His is more like an old lady. Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's like a... Jack. Old man. Yeah, I guess. All right, there we have.

Curious about your days? What did you do yesterday? Went to the mall. Dang. 16-year-old? I know. Yeah? I went and hung out, walk you around, just chilled.

Met up with some friends. What about you? Watch a ball game. Went to fall asleep in the middle of it. Well, I want to know more about the mall. Like, you just went to the mall? Oh, I went to the mall. I got a pair of shoes that my daughter, I knew she liked, and they were on sale.

Last time we were in Haiti, my girlfriend had these little slides on, and my daughter did not want to take them off. And I found out they were on sale, so I went got them. And I even got them like a little bit bigger, so that way if she grows into them, she can keep wearing them. Are they Yeezys? No, they're not Yeezys. That's all you bought people were Yeezy. No. Because that was your thing.

These were like $30, $30 slides, which I still thought $30 was too high. Like, how much are you supposed to spend on kids? Like, I don't know, because their feet grows so fast. Yeah, not a lot. I mean, you're going to keep those shoes for, like, less. in a year. They're done. Oh, shoot. What do you do? Save them for the younger kid, though? That's what I did because I have two boys, so that worked out.

But, you know, once the little one outgrows that we usually pass it on, we gave Amy some full bag of clothes. I have a whole load of clothes. A boy? A little boy. Lunchbox? Yesterday I hit the nap circuit. You did. You toured. Yeah, I toured. I hit the nap circuit on the couch, and

then after that, I was like, oh, later on the day, I was like, oh, I'll take a nap in the bed, too. So I double-napped it. Dang. Yeah. And then, because I didn't mean to sleep on the couch. It just kind of happened in the middle of watching TV. What's been so exhausting in your lives? Take two naps. I was just a busy weekend. I was working a lot this weekend. I was hosting a hard rock stage

two nights for like six and a half hours. Damn. Yeah, it was a long day. And then I would... You get paid for that? Yeah, absolutely. I didn't know if you got paid. Because everything that... I mean, I didn't get paid for anything. I didn't pay me either. Right. That's because you're a businessman. Businessman making business deals trying to get that. money. Oh.

Yeah. And so, yeah, I did that. I watched the basketball game last night. And then I stayed up way too late after the game, fighting with people on Twitter. About? Kevin Durant. Okay.

I'm sure you win. I did. I dominated. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Justin Moore's wife Kate gave birth to their first son on Sunday.

You know, it's been a house full of girls until now. Justin and Kate have three daughters, and they put up a post saying, God has given us another wonderful gift. His name is Thomas Southmore. And Justin's like, God, thank you for finally giving me a boy. Thank you, thank you. Yes. And speaking of boys, Luke Bryan's favorite way to spend Father's Day is fishing with his boys because being together is what that day is all about.

It's sort of like your song, fishing with my dad. Yeah. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Waco, Texas.

Police got a 911 call from a woman sitting in the drive-thru upset. Why? Because her chicken nuggets weren't cooked fast enough. She pulled up in the drive-thru, ordered chicken nuggets, pulled up to the window, they weren't ready. She was like, waited over two minutes. Wasted my gas. Called 911 because she wanted free nuggets. It's a weird thing to me because I'm scared to call 911 if I get robbed. Yet some people's nuggets aren't cooked in time and they're just free with it.

To me it feels so weird to use it at all She gets arrested hopefully She got charged with misuse of 911 and no free nuggets No no I'm lunchboxed that's your bonehead story of the day She'll be spent a little time in the penitentiary That was a good one Not really bad like it, I like it

I like that There's a prisoner Man he goes to jail and they're like All right you're locked away 17 years in jail didn't commit the robbery. He just looked like the guy who did. Oh, no.

And I saw their pictures side by side. They looked very close to the same person. Like I would confuse them. He had been convicted of robbery based mostly on eyewitness evidence. And you know what? I get it. Because if I saw him, I'll be like, that's him. Lock him up, Judge.

With my own eyeballs, he looked like the person. There's no physical DNA, no fingerprint, no evidence. And so a group that AIDS wrongly convicted prisoners found a picture of a man who looks identical to him and they think he's the one that committed the crime. Richard Anthony Jones was released from jail after witnesses said,

we can't tell the two men apart. He's now for 17 years he was in jail. Did anybody else see the picture? I still don't know which one's which. Are they like long-lashed twins or something? No, but even their facial hair, they have a little thing on their list. I mean, everything about them looks the same.

But the guy spent 17 years in jail. Terrible. Possibly, because he just looked like somebody else. For example, someone might come up and say, hey, can I see your Super Bowl ring to Lunchbox? Because Lunchbox has a lot of people confuse him for Tom Brady. Yes. And I would be like, sorry, I don't have a Super Bowl ring.

I mean, I know I look like him and I don't have the same amount of talent, but thank you. And it happened before. It happens all the time. And all the time, he means today's opposite day. Yeah. Right? No. No, no.

Okay. All right. Summer in Maryland. What's happening? Hey Bobby How are you? Good, how are you? We're good, just chilling on Tuesday

What can I do for you? I just wanted to tell you guys How much I love You're telling me something good Ah, tell me then Tell me exactly how much Like put it in words Um, it's not possible

Oh, I like that I like that, good, good good good What else? No, it's possible Oh, here she does Go ahead Mostly I really liked it because of my job because I work with a lot of wounded warriors

and sometimes, you know, the days aren't as easy but it's nice to know that out there in the world there are good people doing good things for others. Including yourself. Where your job right there. Look at that. Hey, tell me something good to you, Summer, for being an ICU nurse.

That's really commendable work. It's something that I would never be able to do. So that's awesome. Thank you for calling the show, and I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you. Wow.

Everybody calling? I appreciate that. Darren in Jacksonville, North Carolina, thank you for being on the phone. Hello. Hey. Darren, you there, buddy? Yes, sir. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Thank you for calling. Somebody just got the weirdest answer. I was like, hey, Darren, hello? I go back to her. But Darren, thank you for calling. What's going on, buddy?

Not much, Bobby. I just wanted to call and kind of give a quick shout out to all you guys. Yourself, Eddie, Ray, Lunchbox, Amy, Morgan. And I already talked. to Mikey D. y'all just do a phenomenal job in the morning and for me, I have to travel to base every morning and with my family and stuff. Y'all do extremely well job and get us through the week, especially

when we're struggling. Well, I appreciate that call. Where are you stationed? I'm in Jacksonville, North Carolina, right now. Is that where your husband was? No, he's in Fayetteville at Fort Bragg. I've been to Fayetteville quite a few times, actually. So, training with them.

Oh, nice. Well, Darren, we appreciate what you do. come on and we do this because you do what you do. Like we would be able to come in here and do a radio show and talk about dopey things to let you out fighting for our country. So we appreciate that very much. Well, thank you. And I would like to say, I don't know if lunchbox is listening or not. Oh, yeah. His headphones are on. Go ahead. All right. You're, listen, I consider myself a down-to-earth redneck, but when you talk and when you carry on about sports and your bonehead stories, you just make me a lot of something.

Sometimes I feel like I can't drive. I'm laughing so hard at you. He's just ridiculous and I enjoy it so much. Would you say you are the lunchbox of your group? Yes, I would say I'm very close, especially with the stuff that I say that don't make sense, that lunchbox says that he doesn't make sense. See, I understand his stuff when y'all go. That doesn't make sense.

I understand his lockbox. I know you're coming from, brother. You're a smart dude. You empathize. He's an L.B. Empathizer. Yes. Hey, Darren, appreciate you. You, buddy. I appreciate y'all. Have you going. See, buddy. Thanks for the call, really. Let's go over. Talk to April. Hey, April. Thanks for calling. What's going on?

Good morning. Good morning. I just was calling in, because I had an idea for Amy living next door to one of the brothers of Brothers Osborne. Yeah. I believe she said that's going to be her daughter's room next to their house. But then she also was saying how much her son is into music. So I think she needs to put her son's room next to Brothers Osborne. And he'd probably like it.

Yeah, he'd be like six, right? Yeah, he's six. Yeah. What are you six? Going on seven. That's pretty good. I just feel like my daughter's going to, it's the bigger, she's older, and her room, that's the little bit bigger one and actually has like a bigger closet and she's a girl. So I don't know.

She might be like, no, I need the closet. I don't think so. I don't think she's used to having a closet yet. That's so true. They're not used to having really much of anything of their own. She does love clothes, though. I do know that. Yeah.

Man, imagine her coming in. Hey, Mom. Hey, appreciate you. Bye, April. Have a good day. All right. Anyway, as you can see, phone lines are up. 877-77 Bobby, if you want to call the show. I do want to mention this too that we have restocked. It took us a minute, but restocked our pimp and joy stuff.

We have a little bit more now, red, white, and blue, our Stars and Strives collection. And I do believe you will get it in time for Fourth of July. And proceeds, we don't keep any of the money. And, you know, it was a whole city of hope. fundraiser and they help fight cancer and diabetes. Anyway, go over to bobbybones.com. Our Pimp and Joy line is up there. If you want to get something great, that'd be awesome.

But we do have some more restocked as of today. These parents raised the wrong kid. The kid's 27 years old. 27? The hospital mixed up the babies. So they gave the parents $100,000. I mean, right? They're like, oh, here's someone.

They don't know who, they still don't know who the real kid is. Okay. I think $100,000 suddenly makes this fine. No amount of money is going to make it fine, obviously. But what in the world? 27 years? I thought you were going to tell me a story about how the hospital mixed up the baby for a day, and then they got their kid back, and then another family got their kid back.

But 27 years, and we still don't know? Born in 1990. How'd they figure it out? She took a DNA test a couple years ago. Because you look nothing like them? It was like, I'm not the kid. It turns out that, yeah, they mixed it up almost 30 years ago. there's now an unidentified child because the hospital has no record of the girl.

And so they were like, okay, here's the money. I mean, the money doesn't fix it. No. But here's my question. This is crazy for the parents because they obviously have to love this kid. They raise an entire kid. Yes. And now it's like, they still love the kid.

And they're like, you're my kid. But who's my other kid? Where is my other kid? And then she's like, where are my parents? Yeah. Oh, man. But I mean, I love you parents that raised me. Thank you.

It's just so many layers of love and confusion and is it okay to even talk about this? And I wonder about you, like your kids, when they get here. Yeah. Like, they're going to have open relationships with their parent, their biological parents. Or what is that? If they want to, yes, if they want to their moms. Are you going to have that conversation? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

And we go back to Haiti if they want to see their moms and their family and their aunts and their their siblings. I know pretty sure. siblings? You've never talked about that. Well, I'm pretty sure my daughter. I've got to get all the details. And I want it to be their story too. That's probably why I haven't really talked too much about it because this is their life. And when they're ready to talk about it, they can. But pretty sure my daughter does have siblings. I don't know about my son, though. You say moms. Are the dads out of the picture?

I don't know who their dads are. Either one of them. And to adopt, you have to have one of the parents. Yeah, yeah. You have to have paperwork and when the parents sign off, well, some kids, are in Haiti at orphanages are not adoptable. They're not out of crash. They have no paperwork and they just will grow up orphans. It's just the way it is. Because they don't have parents that can sign off. Yeah. And they don't have paperwork to give, yeah, they have nothing to say who they are and who their legal family is and no family that can go before them and say, okay, yeah, we give our rights over to these people. And so they just grow up orphans.

And luckily, there's organizations there that love these children and take care of them and raise them and try to get them on the right path. But sometimes there's just not, and they grow up, and there's not a much opportunity. How are we looking right now? I've been starting to say tomorrow, just to anybody that asks. Like, because listeners ask me all the time, like, when will Amy get her kids? I know. We had some record label people in yesterday, and I just started saying, they're like, so what's that date?

I was like, tomorrow, I don't know what to tell you. Tomorrow, or maybe six months. I don't know. Just start saying what time is it? Maybe. Yeah, I know. Maybe later today. I know.

What time you got? I don't know. By six, possibly. I know. Let me check my email. It's an annoying question, but I have to ask it sometimes because listeners want to know. Oh, I get it. I can't get annoyed.

No, no, it's human to feel an emotion. Yeah. But you can step back from it and go, people are asking me because they care. Absolutely. So I care. Thank you. So maybe later today. Check in.

Okay. By the end of the show, I'll ask you again. Okay. Get your bones on Bobby Bone Show That's all I'm going to do to you guys Okay Right now?

Yeah We were talking about President Trump's cabinet meeting yesterday Where he made everybody Go around the room Say something nice about him About him I was like damn

He made him to do that Yeah That's a good ball and move by the boss Well Bobby I would just like to say It's an honor And a blessing to work for you And your agenda here On the Bobby Bone show

I just couldn't imagine myself Working anywhere else So thank you for all you've accomplished here Yeah I'll go next man You really have a big heart, you know, and it's just something that I've put it's so lucky to be here too. Enough. Man, you're always looking out for others, you know what I'm saying?

Enough. I'm just saying it would be fun to do, not really, dude. Oh. I feel awkward. Okay. Write it down there. Sorry about that. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I just want to hear it. Write it down. Who is Vernon lunchbox? Vernon? Yeah. Vernon is the guy that works at the Nissan dealership, new Nissan. I was getting my car work done. Why?

Because Eddie heard you talking to some guy. name Vernon. I recorded you, dude. On the phone? Yes. Your secret recorded a phone call? It's in the studio. You're right next to me.

Okay. I don't know the legality to this either. But Eddie goes, Lunchbox is talking to some guy named Vernon and talking weird. Listen to how he talks. He says words that he never says it for. My man.

My man. Listen, my man. All right, let me hear the club. Is it L.B. phone conversation? Yes, yes. Okay. Here's Lunchbox Hidden Mic. Ooh, a dose of your own medicine.

talking to Vernon. Here we go. All right, my man, Vernon. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Hey, hey, and make sure it's, you know, very light. Don't be, you know, make sure it's good. You know what I'm saying? All right, my man. Take it easy. What's he saying?

What's light? What's my man? My man, Vernon, was calling me to say, you know, they're going to look over the car, tell me what's wrong with it. He would call me back later in the afternoon and give me an estimate on the price of what it was going to cost to fix it. I was letting Vernon know, hey, man, just let that price tag me a little light. Oh, the price tag.

Oh, light on the money. My man. But that's how you butter people up in my man? My man, Vernon. And keep it light. Vernon's a hard worker, you know? He works up there in service. That's how you talk to hard workers.

Hey, my man. My man, Bernie. Give it light. All right, my man, Vernon. Thank you so much. Have a great day. And you call him a man Vernon by his name. Let me hear you say keep it light again.

All right, my man, Vernon. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Hey, hey, and make sure. it's, you know, very light. Don't be, you know, make sure it's good, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

It's like, like you're trying to do a backward deal. If I was Vernon, I'd be like, no, I do not know what you're saying. Dude, you've been violated. I mean, dude, I'm just trying to make deals. Like, I'm trying, you know. My man. My man.

Vernon working hard, and I'm just trying to let him know. I respect him. Oh, that was right. Respect, my man. What? Like, he's like, hey, Vernon, I make it like, you know what I'm saying? No.

You feel me? Well, the Warriors won the championship last night for all you Golden State fans out there. There it is. One of the great play on drums of all two warriors. I wasn't rooting for the Warriors. I was running for the Cavs. I'll be honest with you. Why?

LeBron. The Warriors have a super team. The King got brought down. King James. Where did you read that? I heard it on the news. Father's Day Sunday. Yeah.

Wow, is it? Yes. I hadn't even thought about that. Well, you're not supposed to. Yeah. Your wife and two kids are. Man, now I got to start thinking, what do I want to do? Oh, do you get to dictate the activity more so than get gift?

Well, they'd probably ask me at some point. I mean, they haven't asked me yet. Usually they ask me like, what do you want to do today? Do you want to do something fun? What do you want to eat? We'll make you whatever you want. What do you want to eat on Father's Day? Oh, bad.

Bad, bad stuff. Pizza, cake. A pie. Normal day. Yeah, like last week, we made a cake just for fun. I saw that. I told some of my friends and they were like, well, whose birthday is it?

Like, no one. It's Friday. Why not make a cake? Friday. Friday. Cake day. Yeah, so maybe a pie and a cake and some pizza. Why have pie and a cake?

That's Father's Day, dude. Whatever I want. You guys want to come over? I do for pie and cake and pizza. Bring some of that fruit rush. Remember we were all Amy's party yesterday? No. No.

I don't remember that. I do not remember that. I think you invited the cool kids. We were just sitting at home going, man, is my phone about to go? What's your point? Why did you bring that up? What's your point? We were talking about just friends getting together.

Yeah, you know. Dinner. We were talking about going to houses. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Remember that time about that party? A movie in Amy's closet? No.

No. No. It's me. Oh. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So shout out Miranda Lambert, her foundation, Mutt Nation. They ran an adoption drive during CMA Fest,

and they found forever homes for all 60 dogs that needed a home that were in attendance. That's cool. And this was her first time ever doing it, so hopefully to become an annual thing and find lots of dogs' homes. Diddy is the top earning celebrity on this year's Forbes list, thanks to his not. music ventures like his clothing line and his vodka brand, excuse me, he brought in over $130 million this past year. Beyonce was in second with $105 million. Dang, it's you, Jay-Z.

She's the breadwinner there, huh? I wouldn't think so. Oh, they both are? I mean, I think they float. I don't know. I'm surprised that he makes that kind of money. Yeah. What is he even doing?

I don't know. That's the thing. It's vodka. Whenever it's like Garth or it's like, who's number two? Beyonce. Okay, like, I see them out doing stuff. Yeah. Like, I don't know what people make when they don't see them out doing stuff.

Yeah. So, I mean, I just remember Diddy from like 1992. You're not wearing his clothing line, apparently. No, I don't wear Diddy's clothes. I have some Yeeys, though. Those are Kanye. Yeah, those are hip-hop. That's my, and Mike, D's got a chance to rapper hat.

They cost $40. What? Craziness. $40 for a hat. Our phone screener. Hey, are you making too much money? No. Why?

It's a lot for a hat? Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot for a hat. $40? Are you crazy? That's how much they are in the mall, like $30, $35. A little more. Are we getting old?

Because, I mean... I don't know, man. I feel like the last hat I bought was like $20. Yeah. All my hats are Pimpinjoy hats. It's true. How much are those? 20 bucks.

Yeah. What's my hat right now? Yours is Jordan Davis. Free. Free 99. Yeah. Mine too, Waterberger. Free 99.

I can't believe you... So what's that three stand for? Is that three? Yeah, that's a sign. Wait, you don't eat. Wait, you spend $40 on a half. hat and you don't even know what it means. Oh boy.

I know it's a chance the rapper. It may mean I don't like Mike D and you're wearing it. So Mike D's weren't a chance to rapper. And I like Chance, but I went back $40 for a hat. And if I were to guess what three means, I don't know. You can look it up. This is just me going from my guess. I would think that it's to A, B, C.

The third letter is C. Oh, chance. I don't know that that's real, but that's what I would think. Clever. Because my number two hats for B never took on, and people were never won. You thought about doing this? No.

But I could be one. Okay. I just made, oh. My D. Lunchbox, what you got? Because his third mixtape coloring book,

so he just thought it was the, it made sense to do the three because it was his third project. Oh, interesting. Okay. Now it's his thing. I had no idea. Cool. I'd go up the C thing, though, for long time.

Yeah. I like that. I sometimes I buy stuff because people endorse it. Like Tom Brady wore ugs. Bought Ugg boots. I remember that. Good times. Good times because you guys made fun of me non-stop.

Let's clarify, you have ugg slippers you wear all the time, but those were Ugg boots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the Ugg boots that like girls, like all high school college girls wear. Yeah, the sorority girls and their leggings. Hey, Tom Brady's wearing him. Uh-huh.

He looked good wearing them. Yeah, yes, I'm talking about, What you guys say, huh? What you want to do? Yeah, there, yeah. Kids don't even know. This is like when he was puppy, though. Yeah, puff daddy.

He had lots of names. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, this is a debut. Kids, if you're listening, you don't know this. That's right. You made a debut. I be watching. Do you know that was a mix back to this song?

Yeah, I found that. Seems like yesterday. We used to rock the show. I used to think when I had a funeral, I want this played at it. Really? And then I wasn't 15 anymore. Rest in peace, Biggie. Okay, so no more.

No more. You don't like it anymore? I do. It's an old-school song, but I like it. Man, I think you play that at your funeral. We'll play it. He said no more. Not now.

What's your song now? Yeah. At my funeral? Yeah. Oh, around here probably. Oh. Wow, counting crows? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, man. You can make me cry, dude. No, no, no. Yeah, I'll cry. You can't play that one. Not Florida George Lyon around here, Ray Come on Oh, no, I won't cry

I'm coming down Bobby ain't alive Do we all be jumping up and down party Yeah, baby Oh yes Okay see Now we have to be quiet Come on

This is good It's about the front door Like a ghost Into a fog When no one notices The contrast White on lights Yeah, probably this one

In between the moon and you I'm just saying that ain't morbid to me. Like, I don't care. I'm sad now. At? Thinking that this is going to be your song. Why? Why? It's a good song. Dude, it's like... It's like... I don't want... You don't have a funeral song in your mind of your own? No. No. Oh, come on.

What do you have, lunchbox? Party like a rock star. Oh, there it is. All right. Yeah. Wow. Okay. I like that. Okay. Because that's how you want to go down, huh? Yeah. I want to go down. Like, everybody like, man, this dude, lived life. He had a great time. Who sings it? Dim franchise boys. No. Shop boys.

Ladies and gentlemen, as we gather today, to celebrate the passing of our friend Lunch Box, he wants to leave you with one song. He wants you to party like a rock star. Hit it, boys! So he's got a rope on his hand, they lifted it up in the casket. That's messed up. It's only if you let it be. It's not messed up.

Some of that's not good. It's not that good. I mean, it's fine. I like it. I'll tell you what. Hey, make a note to play at the dance party. Yeah. Yeah.

And let's your funeral. Shut up. And lunches funeral. Hey, it's Amy from the Bobby Bone show. And I'm now also hosting the Love What Matters podcast. The Love What Matters podcast exists to bring you real people, real stories, and real heart. We curate feel good stories that celebrate the beauty in all of us. The power in one act of kindness really is awesome.

So join the Love. Love What Matters podcast to help us spread the love. To listen, search for Love What Matters on IHeartRadio now. People want to take part in our conversation, and we'll do another call or two. Stephanie and Oklahoma, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What's going on?

So I wanted to call in and just comment on Lunchbox's song that he wants to have to play a his channel. Yeah, and so Lunchbox wants party like a rock star. Party like a rock star, yeah. Yes. Well, my meanwhile passed away a year and a half. ago. And at her service, we did all of her music and everything.

But she was a huge Snoop Dog fan. And, yeah, she was 87 when she passed away. And huge Snoop Dog fan. Like, she'd be rolling up to the church parking lot, Blair, Snoop Dog. I'm not lying either. And so at her service, the closing song we played was drop it like it's hot. Oh, this is awesome. And we got some weird look.

But I was like, you know, that was Mimal song, so we played it for her. That's awesome. And you know what? Like, it leaves you with kind of a positive feeling. Yeah. After a really crappy day. Oh, exactly. I mean, that's the thing.

It's like we celebrated her life. It wasn't that we wanted to be like, oh, she's gone. Let's be depressed. I mean, she lived a good life. So we're like, you know what? We're going to have fun with it and play some music that she's like that she enjoyed. Man, I like that. I like this song, too.

Man, hey, hey, appreciate the call. Appreciate you. Oh, man. How about that? Don't play that one, no, my funeral. I played on the radio. I don't mean playing my funeral anymore, but... We can call them...

I like how she looked at it. It's a celebration of life. You don't even have to call it a funeral. Yeah, you do, but I don't... No, you don't. Yeah, you don't. Okay, never... Yeah, you do.

Mr. Bobby... Bones. Here are some phrases that a man never wants to hear a one woman say? No. All right, this would be interesting. Here we go. Do you think I'm fat?

We need to talk. Oh. There's the phrases that a man never wants to hear a woman say. Never? Do you notice anything different about it? That's the worst one right there. Where it's like you're giving a, like we're put on the, do you notice anything different? So far I'm batting a thousand.

Well, the thing about, do you think I'm fat, answer is no. Do we, we need to talk? Do we? But that's okay. That one there, do you notice anything different? That's the hard one because there's not a good way to get out of that one. No, I don't notice anything different. Well, why not?

Yes, I do. Well, then what is it? Like, you're just trapped. That's the worst one to me. Do you find her pretty? No, no, no. If you're asking you're husband, do you find her pretty? Oh, another girl?

Yeah, let me give guys a tip about you find her pretty. Just say yes and be honest. What? If you really do. Yeah, if you really do. Did you find her pretty? Yeah, she is really pretty. She's not really my type.

But she's pretty. What if she's your type? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to throw it in there. That's the part you lie about. You got someone to lie. Why do you have to throw that in here just saying, yeah, she's pretty. You don't even have to talk types.

Big truth. A little lie. Okay, that makes sense. It's like the mustard on the hot dog. If you give them the truth dog, we put a little mustard lie on top of it. So do you find her pretty? Yeah, I think she's really pretty. I mean, not my type.

She's not like you, but she's really, yeah, she's pretty. Then you'd be like, you mean the lie? Of course I'm like, I tell you truth. Yeah, she's pretty, but there's a lot of pretty girls out there. Why is your voice getting like that's lie tone Yeah yeah yeah And then finally once I'm gonna say be a man Like what almost is be a man to you

Oh godly That's the worst Yeah Wait what Eddie, do you get that a lot? I'm saying that like they shouldn't say that Yeah that's not good You ever said to your husband? That's not good

I maybe had said it once And it was not good It wasn't good I'd never say that good Hello Dana How are you Hey good, how are you? Thank you for calling the show

I'm really good Yeah I was wondering, since y'all were talking about Father's Day, I wanted to know what Amy was getting her husband. Good question. Yeah. Don't know yet. Working on that. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know yet.

I'm working on it. All right. I've got time? Yeah, you have time. It's Tuesday. Yeah, it's Tuesday. I got so much time. It sounds like, Dana, you're a little disappointed in her because she's not already prepared for it.

Did he ask you for anything? Are you just guessing? Oh, no, he didn't ask. I'm just guessing. I mean, but I know what he'll be into and definitely I'll do something special for sure. But I'm a, you know, fly by the scene of my pants kind of person,

moment to moment, procrastinator. Yeah, all those. Fair enough. Dana, thank you. I appreciate you. Yo! Yeah, I appreciate y'all. There you go. I like that. Y'all.

Let's see. I think that's the first y'all shout out we've gotten. Normally it's just you. You know you brought up the rich people a minute ago? Yeah. Like, Diddy was number one. I have the richest country artists. on the list. Okay. And so

let's just do an ICU because, man, they're making some good money. Wow. Bobby Booms. Come on. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So number one on the Forbes list was Diddy. Number two is Beyonce. The first country star comes

in at number 26, making $60 million dollars last year. Who do you think that is? Garth Brooks. 16 million? 60. 60. 60. Toby Keith. Garth Brooks. At 26. At 53 is Kenny Chesney.

get $42 million last year. Luke Bryan at 55. No, I don't want to guess every single one. It's a lot of people. I was not to guess Luke Brian and then he said it. Luke Brown made $42 million. Also, Dolly Parton made $37 million. Wow.

Really? Yeah, that's awesome. Like, what is Dolly doing? It's what she's not doing what Bobby was saying about Diddy. Like, what are they doing when they're not making music? What are they not? It's everything that we don't know about. Right.

It's side hustles that aren't up front. Dollywood. Dollywood. Oh boy, you're embarrassing. Yeah. Sorry. I haven't. Sorry.

You're embarrassing this right now? Amy, please. Okay, fine. Dollywood. I get it, Hollywood. Okay. And Dolly Wood. I know.

I get it. There's a Bobby cast with Carly Pierce, where she was over at the house we were talking about. Carly Pierce has the song Every Little Thing. It's our I Heart Radio on the verge song, and it's a really good song. And so she's talking about it. Every little thing. quit high school because there was an audition for Dollywood and she moved down and got the job,

quit high school, and went down and started singing at Dollywood. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. Search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes, and you can listen to it. And then she finished high school online. Yeah. And then she was a Dollywood for a couple years and moved to Nashville.

Her parents let her do that? Her parents, like one of her parents moved with her. Wow. And then it's a whole thing. It's amazing. Like I like to talk about songwriters. And so that Bobbycast is songwriters. because she wrote the song

but yeah she's talking about that she was like she saw it in the paper and she was like I don't want to play music that's cool and so Amy she moved to what did you call it? Like Disney World I call it Dolly World but it's clearly Dollywood

It's embarrassing I know I'll leave I quit That is embarrassing I'm sorry Dolly respect What did you say What do you say? Eddie laughed really

I'm laughed really hard, so I need to know what you said. You're embarrassing. You're embarrassing. People are going to judge us now because of your actions. I know. Bobbybones.com is our website. I was watching Garth's Studio G last night, and so Garth's entity's talking, just talking. I'll just watch Garth talk.

And someone asked them about the chair, because I'm the only one in the studio that hasn't got their chair yet. Not even that I think I deserve one, but our company wouldn't buy us chairs. our backs were hurting. And so Carrie Underwood first, boom, gets lunchbox the chair. Yeah, Cherry Underwood! Then all of a sudden, Eddie's got one from Tim McGraw. Cherry McGratham.

And then Ray's got one from Kip Moore in the glass room. Yeah, sit more. I've never heard that. That's great, Ray. That's great. That's a new name. Then Amy gets Dirk's Bentley. He brings her a chair with his face on it.

Yeah. I'm rolling in my Bentley. His names are just. so stupid. I'm still in the old one, right? I'm still in the chair that started it all. And my sponsor was Garth, I was like, hey, Garth.

Sponsor. Yeah, they're a chair. For the price of a cup of coffee a day for 10 years, you can also buy me a chair. My back's never felt so good. I know. I hear all you guys all day talking about how good your back fell.

I was watching Studio G last night, and he brings up the chair. He said on the 28th, I will have the chair. It's like he knew the date, too. He was like, what date? to the 28th. Yeah. The 28th, 15 days,

I will have the Garth Mobile. That's a Wednesday. Okay. Yeah. So, there's that. He also did say that if you're not happy with it too bad, that's the last one he said. Well, he sent some joke chairs. He sent a stool.

He sent a small recording chair studio, studio chair. And then he sent this humongous, like King's chair with a cardboard cut out. So, yeah, he's been messing with this. But yeah, Garth said that. I was watching that. we have to do pictures

like new staff pictures which I have no interest in doing but we have to I guess for promotional stuff like to send a client and stuff and they're like hey put three hours in your schedule will take pictures

I'm like three hours It's a long time and this was their thing do you guys care about how they labeled us in groups yes please because I read them because it's going to be demoralizing

a bit they were like we need the power to the big four and then a group photo power big group group. Yes. Wow. The Power 2 is obviously we know who it is. Lunchbox and Eddie. That's right.

The Power 2 is Amy and I, according to them. The big four is us four that sit around the table. Me, Amy, Lunchbox, and Eddie. And then the whole group's everybody. Wow. Question. Yeah. Wardrobe. I have no idea. Lunchbox and they said three hours. I was like, you have you kidding me? Three hours for a photo shoot? Yeah. It's a long time. How many pictures you got to take? A couple things. One in

five minutes or so. New artist, Jordan Davis, will be in. I like the new artist. I'm going to bring this guy in. I think his song's really good. Secondly, Lunchbox has a gift for me. Now, do we want it now? He's building it up. Oh, yeah. We can do it now or we can do it after Jordan Davis. We can do it next segment. Do you have to walk out of the room is the question? Yeah, I got to go grab it real quick. I guess right there. How big is it? I mean, I can carry it with two hands. Two hands? Yeah. Okay, hold off for now. All right.

Should I be excited? You should be? Absolutely. Is this one of those joke gifts? No, this one's from the heart. Was my last one from the heart? Was my last one pretty legit? What was the last one?

The parking space? Well, I got you a parking space. That was from the heart. Yeah, I bought you a sign that said reserve for Bobby Bones parking. But I can't have a parking. They wouldn't give me a parking space there. Well, you were saying someone was parking your spot, so I tried to do something for you. So what was the next one?

New York Times best seller. I made you a shirt. That said New York Times bestseller. You did. That's pretty nice. Pretty nice. Thank you. Is this in that vein?

Yeah, it's in that vein. It's, you're up for the, you're up for the country, or not the country, the Radio Hall of Fame. Yeah. So I just thought it'd be cool to get you something. Okay. We'll come back to that in a minute. For being nominated. For being nominated.

That's a big moment in his life, something he could use. Hmm. Okay. We'll come back to that. Speaking on Lunchbox, here's Tuesday's top five. These are the top five songs in country music That Lunchbox should know all the words too And so we ask him to sing them

At number five is Brett Young In case you didn't know Maybe you've heard this song Or as Lunchbox would sing it I've told you before And I'm gonna tell you again In case you didn't know That's number five from Brett Young

In case you didn't know At number four Every time I hear that song from Blake Shelton When I'm out driving in my truck and that song comes on the radio I think about you and how we used to dance to this song There you, number three, God your mom and me

Yeah, three things that are important to me God, you and my mom Go, number three, Florida George's Line Number two, how not to Don't lie, don't cheat, don't steal, that's not how you treat people Not how to treat people Oh boy, that's Dan and Shay number two And your number one song this week is Darius Rucker, if I told you

When I call you and I tell you That I need you right now will you drop everything All right There you go Congratulations Darius on that one How do you not know what songs sound like We play them all the time

I just I don't know Do you listen to the radio Once you leave? Yeah, I'll listen to it What is I'll listen to it mean? Like sometimes like I mean I'll flip it on And I'll jam out when I'm driving But I mean I'm just

I don't have a good memory I guess Like what's your favorite song on the radio right now My favorite song on the radio right now Ooh. That one by Brothers Osmorton's good. Oh, it ain't my fault? Yeah, and then also Little Big Town's new one. The one where, I don't mean...

That one's not on the radio yet. It's not on the radio? You heard it the Sam T Award. Yeah, it's jam. Yeah. So of the radio... Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's really good.

Some Stapleton. Yeah? Which Stapleton? Halos. Broken Halos. Hayloves that one. Yeah. Try to think if I've heard any other ones recently that I've

really like. No, probably don't remember any of them. No, it's a couple. Yeah. Yeah. It's fair. But I do listen. Yeah.

Like, yeah, I mean. Like, give me one. I'll tell you if it's good or not. That's a good bit. Is this song good or not? With lunchbox. Oh, man. Do you like in case you didn't know from Brett Young or no?

That's kind of... That's my jam. What? So good. That's kind of what? That's kind of lame. Yeah. I like it.

But why don't you like it? I just think it's kind of cheesy. Fair. Wow. Everybody has different opinions on music. It's true. All right, you can make a call on this. I believe this will go to a vote.

Is it Tidy Whitties or Wighty Tidies? Okay. Amy. Wighty Tidies, 100%. Lunchbox. No doubt. Whitey Tidies. Eddie, it just feels right to say Tidy Whitties.

No. It feels right to me. Our phone number is 8777. 77 Bobby. And maybe the dumbest topic of all the time. We've been arguing about this for 24 hours. So we have two witty tides. One tidy-wydie.

Ray, we're already falling on this. Wighty-tides. You know, I'm wighty-tiedie-tidies, too. Yeah, I've never even heard of, what did you say? Tidy-whitties. It's the opposite of what you said. Oh. So it's 80% wighty-tidey in the room, Eddie.

Wow, man. I don't know. It's just one of those things where if I wouldn't even thinking about it and just said it, That's what we'll come out of them out. Like if you told you your kids, your boys, you're like, get your tidy whiteys on. I'm sure we've said that before in my house. My kids will be raised to call it tidy whiteys.

You should not raise them that way. What are you wearing over there, right now? Boxer briefs? Yeah. What color? Black? Dang. Why are you looking to me like that?

I just wondering. Lunchbox we got on over there. I got boxers. Any cool fun pattern? Probably the Simpsons. No, I don't have any simpsons. Oh, you don't have to pull your pants down. Oh, what are you doing?

Those are like little bully ones. That's like nice. Persian. Persian pattern. These might be 10 years old. What do you have, bones? Just blue boxer briefs. Let's see them.

They're like Ralph Lauren. Oh, wow. That's a real nice. No, never mind. They're polo. I don't know. There's some off brand of not polo. Pala.

No, they're not fake. The lower end polo? Yeah. It's like if you go to Walmart and get for the polo stuff. Okay. That's what it is. But, yeah. Like Ralph.

Eddie? Like calls her? falling in for you here. What? Tidy Whitey's here come. What region? South, south, real south. But I'm from Arkansas.

Yeah, I'm from the South. Let's go to Brazil. David and Jacksonville, Florida. I say, tidy-whidey. Yeah, okay. What I'm talking about. It's sounding weird. Yeah, exactly.

Rusty in Georgia. Rusty. Hey, mommy. What are you doing, brother? We're good. What do you say about this? Man, I am Pardy-Wighties. I mean, the vote's starting to even out.

Now, here we go. We'll put this up on our Facebook page. Tidy-Wi-Tiedies. Is it Wightie Tiddy's or Tidy-Wi-Wi-Tis? Dumbest vote ever. It's important, though. There's got to be 1,000 things more important to talk about right now than this. But right now, this is it, though.

I don't know. But now I'm wondering, like, have you been saying it wrong this whole time? Yeah. Like, did my family what's wrong? Like, why are we wrong? Jordan Davis comes in in just a bit. First time on the show. Really, first conversation I had with them. I mean, we talked for like five seconds to CMT Awards.

I never met him. So he'll be in a little bit. I love getting the new artist in. Betty Tides. Whitey Tides, Tidy Lyddy Tidy Lyddy. It's heart hitting. What are they talking about this morning before I go in? Hello, Ethan.

Yeah. Yeah, what do you think it is? It's Tidy-White. Oh, my goodness. Is it? I started to question myself. Patrick and Murphysboro. Hey, what's up, y'all?

What you think? Man, growing up, I've always called Tidy Watties. Man. I think they're right. I don't have one single call that agrees with us. I could be the voice of America for Tidy Witties. Stop it. Stop it.

Jordan Davis coming up in less than 10 minutes. By the way, the phone's fat like a dog tick right now, boys. Oh, man. The debate was Wighty Tidy Tidy versus Tidy Wighty. Hello, Corey in Beaumont, Texas. Yeah, that's Corey. Beaumont. Hey, I got five brothers, and we all ran around in our toddy-witties. Eddie, I'm telling you everybody's tidy-wighty.

Guys, us three could be completely wrong in this. I don't know why y'all don't listen to me. No, no, we do. That's what we kept the same. Okay, good. Yeah, we do listen. Hey, Corey, appreciate you. Yeah, appreciate you guys. All right, see you, buddy.

Man. Hello, let's go over to South Alabama. Tammy. Hey, Tammy. Hello? Hello, you're on the air. It is tidy-wite. Wow.

Teddy witties. Tidywettys. Hey, don't yell at these. I'm like, hmm. We're on our way to school. Yeah, Tammy, I appreciate you. Thank you. Bye.

Man. Okay, I'm done. Because, Eddie, they're all tidy. So it's unanimous? So it's flip. I win. No. 50-fitty flip.

Tidy witties. Jordan Davis is in the building. He's going to be in just second. Like one minute. Hey, go to bobbybones.com. We're doing a Zach Brown flyaway. we're going to fly you and your dad to see Zach Brown play. My old man, Father's Day.

I get it. What? What? I'll go. Okay. Pay for it. We're giving it to a listener. My dad's a listener. You can't win if your son's on the show.

Bobbybones.com. Should be up there if you want to go. Also, if you want to come to my stand-up shows, I'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana, in Jacksonville, Mississippi, and you go to Bobby Bonescomedy.com and come to those shows. I get to go back on the road finally. Awesome. Next weekend. I'm going start crazy.

I don't even know. to do when I have a free hour. Yeah. I'm like, I have a free hour. What do I do? Then I get me to trouble. End up in jail. That's going to happen.

Dang. I got a whole new Chick-fil-A segment I've been working on, though. Okay. Second leg of the tour. I got a whole bit. Oh, man. Well, we won't hear it unless we go. That's true.

That's why you should go. I appreciate you. All right, Jordan Davis is here. Here we go. I got a guy in the studio. I've been playing a song for the last week or so. His name is Jordan Davis. Jordan, what's up, buddy?

What's up, Bobby Bones? A lot of energy this morning. Here's this song right here. It's a really good song, man. Dude, I appreciate it, man. That's still pretty crazy to hear. It's a jam. I heard it, I was on YouTube and I was flipping through.

I heard your song, and so I took it in a screenshot and I put it up on my answer story, and I had to find your name because it's like, I guess there are a lot of Jordan Davis's. So it's like Jordan Davis official music of music Davis Jordan. One of those weird ones really good have. And so, yeah, I really liked the song a lot. And so, and then I met you for the first time the other night. I'd never met you before. Yeah, yeah.

First time was it CMT Awards. Somebody threw a blanket over my shoulder, and I was like, what is it? It was his beard, actually. I can see that. It's like the most manicured crazy beard ever. Like, most people with beers like that, it's more wild, but you're just very cared for. This is a lot of beard oil. Like, I want to touch it right now.

Amy, you can touch it. I want to bite it. I want to bite it. You said that in the, it looks like a big marshmallow. All right, whatever. I don't eat it. No, I don't need it. I want to play your song real quick.

Did you write this one? Yeah. I'm pretty good. Thanks, man. How did you write this about? This is about a lot of past. I always said that going into it. It was like me in college, like seeing a girl that had a boyfriend.

That's about someone specifically, but that's okay. Yeah. I appreciate that. Well played. I'm going to play Singles You Up. This is Jordan Davis. All right, that's called Singles You Up. Name is Jordan Davis, new artist in studio right now.

It's good. I like that song. That's a good song. Thanks, man. I think I'll tell you that enough. Dude, hearing it, I mean, I remember the Saturday that you first tweeted something about it. I check my phone. I usually have, like, five or six, like, Twitter notifications. If you have, like, over 20, it just says, like, 20 plus. It was like 9.30 in the morning, and I just got bombed with text messages. Like, dude, Bobby Bones just tweeted your song out. A good song, man.

Dude, I appreciate it. It's a good song. Sometimes I lie to people. Yeah. But, like, right now I'm not lying to go. Because I wouldn't have put on my Twitter. Yeah. I'm not lying about it's genuine.

Let's see. What was that going to say? You were talking about your phone. I was about saying something funny. Hold on me find it. My bad. Let's see. Talking about your phone.

Anyone else is me tweeting him. Oh, I know it. Why are you not verified? Oh. I thought I was. No, I don't think so. Let me look. You're following the wrong bearded Jordan.

Oh, no. Dude, you know what? Maybe no one is. I think because I tried to get verified one time and they denied me. Yeah. And I was just like, yeah. Jordan C.W. Davis on Twitter. Oh, on Twitter, no I'm not.

Yeah, dude. You only have a thousand followers, loser. Bobby! Dude. I'm about to give you more. Yeah. I'm about to give you more. Dude, you got to get verified. What's wrong with your record label?

I don't know, man. I don't even think it's you. I made me tweeting with some fake Jordan C.W. Davis over here. Yeah. All right, what are we going to play here? All right. We can play the single or... We just play the single on the radio.

Let's do some usher. Hey, guys, so because of licensing rules, We can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobby Bones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobby Bones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.

And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Man. Well, I'm glad you woke up and came in this morning. Dude, I really appreciate it. I can't thank you enough for the support. And I'm pulling for you in the Radio Hall of Fame, man. Man, you could tweet out to your 1,000 followers.

Dude, would that set you up? Really? Because, like, Sea Cressels has got Selena Gomez. Yeah. I got Jordan. I got Jordan Davis. I saw that the other day that Danny did that, man. He's kind of dirty.

He's pulling the big guns out, man. I got unverified new orders. Hey, I like you. I like you, man. I don't even know you that. Well, I don't like you. I don't like anybody, really. That's funny, then.

Here's a song right here. Singles you up. We'll see you around here soon. I'm really glad you came by. I appreciate. Thank you. We're having to join Davis. Everybody.

Yep. All right, back in one second. Call the people I like the most losers. Yeah. I was totally kidding with him. Yeah, I thought it was funny. He felt that.

I thought it was funny too. And people on Twitter or something, like 17 of them are mad at me. Like, where do you call it guess the loser? It's like all of his followers. We make, see, the name is shot. We make fun of the people that we really like. Like, look at how we do our room.

We make fun of each other all the time. Yeah. It was like he just came in and was one of us. Anyway, I like that guy, obviously. Yeah, download singles you up. The people I don't like, I usually call like fella. Hey, fella. Fela.

How's your day, fella? So, yeah, I like that guy. I hope you download the song. And thanks to Jordan Davis for coming by. I put a picture of his beard up on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I'm so weirded out that Puerto Rico is going to become the 51st state. Not because it's Puerto Rico. Oh, do you know this?

No. Is this real? They're going to become a state? Google and you can read the news headline. Oh my goodness. But if they do, when they do, I don't like the number 51. Why? I like things.

Even? Even numbers. 50's a perfect. We got to get rid of a state in my mind. Okay. And make it 50. Like on my Twitter, I don't follow any more than 500 people. When it gets the 501, I cut one.

Huh. Yeah. You got to follow. I do. I kind of follow up. So what state would you cut? Oh my goodness. That's tough.

Like if I had to cut a state, probably Alaska. Because that's basically a candidate anyway. Okay. Just gift it to Canada. Like, hey Canada, I got a little gift for you. We're getting Puerto Rico. You take Alaska. Yeah.

Or we can do a trade. Okay. Like, you can have Alaska and we'll like extend Michigan or something up. Oh, that's cool. We're not even connected to them. Secondly, they are kind of Canada. Okay. And it's on an island where we want to go like have a non-passport vacation.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Puerto Rico sounds awesome. Or Hawaii. Like, I'm not cutting Hawaii. No way. I never even been there yet. Do not cut Hawaii.

Yeah. I like that attitude. I feel like you'll go. go one day. You noticed that, Amy? Yeah, I didn't. I haven't been there. Yeah, maybe I go to Brady Bunch went and I go to vacations because of TV shows.

Yeah, but they found that little bad luck, teaky things. I know, and finally they threw it out in the ocean. Spoiler alert. Uh-oh. They got rid of the teaky. Lunchbox, what's to say about Puerto Rico? Well, it says it has its own rules, so they would have to adopt our constitution. They have their own constitution.

They have their own governor. And they want to vote. Did you look up the news story? Like, Google Puerto Rico and state? Yeah, but it was a low voter turnout. Like, they approved to become a statehood. only 23% of the population voted, though. But that's for us?

That's pretty high turnout for us in the states. The Congress would still have to approve them as a state. It's still a thing, but it could be. I don't like the idea of 51 states. It's a non-binding, non-binding referendum, so nothing has to happen next. That would be weird. Well, some states got to go. That's our next vote as a country.

Which state gets voted out? It's a reality show. Like what state gets forced to leave the union Maybe we pick a few and they fight to the death Dang That's like hunger games Not like really dying though Are you like in a

Like is it like your time of the month Like seriously Because you didn't kind of like This is a general question Yes it is Yeah I can tell It came It went early

And I know it's early too That's the thing Like last month Five days late This month I was like what Five days early Like that was my

I was like That's how I was It was happening but I entered it into my little app, and I'll let my app do the math and calculate. What's wrong with me? Yeah, usually when my alarm goes off and it's like around Amy's time, it's like that emoji with the mean angry red face. It says Amy, angry red face. Well, I try to be as good to enter as consistent as possible entering into my Clue app because it will send me notifications.

Yeah. Like alerts, like PMS is coming. Yeah, we can tell whenever you want things to fight to the death on a reality show, we figure something's up we do. The nicest person on our show. Oh, okay. We all want to be into that? Okay. Thanks to Joe.

You don't want to cut anybody? It's a tough one. It's real tough. I got one. What? I mean, Montana? I like Montana. There's a lot of like.

But Alaska's cool too. Like you say you would cut Alaska. Montana, what goes on in Montana? Oh, lunch has been to Alaska. What about Idaho? What goes on in Idaho? Potatoes. I feel like Alaska is easy because it's just off by itself.

Like it's not... Hawaii is too. Yeah, but Hawaii's awesome. Oh, I'll go Hawaii or Alaska. They're the last one at first one out. As I say, that's the rule. Yeah. All right, lunchboxes left the studio to go get his gift

that he got me. He's been bragging about all this. So there's always a little bit of fun to lunchbox's gifts. Is he coming back or did he just leave? You even don't get it. He's coming back. He just told me in my ear he's coming.

Okay, so, all right, lunchbox. Oh. Oh, you want bigger music? Okay. All right. Lunchbox has me a gift. He's looking through the window like a peep and Tom. Come in the studio.

Come in the studio. We on? We're on? Yeah, we're on. Oh, yeah. Is it heavy? He's acting like it's heavy. He's carrying it with two hands.

It's in a bag with like that little frizzy paper coming out of the top. Yeah. Like tissue paper? Thank you. Thank you. All right. You want to grab it? Yeah, thank you.

He handed it to me. It's not heavy. He actually... He said, I feel like it was so heavy. All right, I got a gift from lunchbox here. What is this? First of all, it's a card. The card is...

It says go topless and it's a thing of a Jeep. Yeah! It's a sticker for your Jeep! It says go top. Oh! Okay. That's very nice? Please put that on your Jeep.

Okay, this It looks like a coffee Why did you wrap it so tight If you knew we're gonna be on the air? No, that's where it came. I didn't open it. Oh, you didn't open it? No, no.

Okay, it's got bubble wrap all over it. It's a coffee mug. Or for your tea, because you like to drink tea. Okay. I mean, this is layered in seven. Oh. Okay, here you go. Okay.

It says Jeep. Yeah! What up! What up! What up! What? Okay. And then he got me a t-shirt.

It says, eat, sleep, jeep. Yeah! Okay. That's nice. What up, dude? Okay. Did you get this stuff for free? Like from a...

Oh, excuse me. No, no, it's a real thing. Excuse me. Excuse me. I get you a present, and the first thing you think is, did you get it for free? You're acting like you did right now. That tone. I am absolutely embarrassed.

It looks like promotional products. Wow. Thank you, though. No, seriously. Thank you. It's very kind of you, even to get promotional products. Wow. I spent my hard-earned dollar-dollar bills on that present.

I appreciate that. It's very nice of you. And all you get to say is, it's nice to give me a promotional product. No, no, no. Okay. Thank you. Oh, why did I think this had to do with the Radio National Hall fame?

Well, it did because you got nominated, So I thought, oh, I'll get you a present. And then you bought a Jeep. And I was like, man, you need some Jeep gear to go with that Jeep. So you bought this online? Yeah. What website? Amazon.com.

W-WW. Thank you very much for thinking of me. And part of your purchase did go to charity because I did Smile Amazon. Ooh, I love that. Nice. Thank you. That's very kind of you. Thank you, Lunchbox.

I just got a tweet from Billy Ray Cyrus. Said he shredded his hamstring. Oh, no. At our celebrity softball game. That's not good. Yeah, he's out to play for charity. and he shredded aside. That's what he said.

How old is Billy Ray Cyrus? Because him growing the hair and the beard big works. I looked that up. He's like in his 50s. Stand by. Sometimes these guys, they're just seemingly older. Brett Young's 36. I thought he's like 22.

Oh, you did? I thought he was like California surfer kid who got out of high school. Man, he's 36. I guess that'd be 18 or 19, huh? Yeah. See, I'm so old. I remember what you take.

Billy raised 55. Yeah, 55. Bill around looks pretty good for 55. He does. Yeah. He does. He really does. Brett Young looks great for 36.

I know. I mean, look at me. I'm 37. I look fun. Nominal. No, no. Okay. So wait, Brett Young is only a year younger than Eddie?

Daddy's 38. Okay, two years. Oh, okay, two years. Dang. What's that mean? Oh, that's true. You're saying that you look significantly older. You look significantly older than him.

I probably lived a fuller life. I mean, I'll be real. That's funny. Dang. Let's talk you down with that next week. Dang. Okay. We put them beside each other.

I'll let people guess who's older. Eddie or Brett Young. That's mean, dude. He said it. Hey, you're going to play over under on 70 years old? Because, speaking of age, President Trump turns 71 today. The oldest elected president in U.S. history. Older or under 70.

Ready? Merrill Street, Amy. Under. Correct. 67 years old. Harrison Ford. Over. Correct.

74 years old. Yeah. Still flies airplanes, though. Yeah, like, we need rules about flying, driving, and being president. And they can't go into effect right now because we don't just make the rules. But it's like, we want old people to stop driving, but we don't want old people to stop being president. That doesn't make sense. Like, we had two presidents 70 years old.

We're like the 45-year-old game changers that are building these C companies, like Amazon and Apple and Snapchat. Like these guys that are so revolutionary in their thinking. How come we keep getting old people? I don't know. We want an old person driving a car down the highway, but all we have were two options and two old people. Yeah. Like running the country.

Yeah. We should change that. Sometimes it's just what we're stuck with. You can be old and drive, but you can't be old and be president. Yeah. There's a minimum age. There shouldn't be a minimum age of president.

If people will vote for you at 18, you don't think there should, no, there should be a men. No, because people just won't vote for you. Okay. If people won't vote for you at 18, then you should be able to, if you're an adult in this country, just be an adult. I have a whole problem with the adult language. If you're 18 and you can go

serve in the military, you should be able to buy alcohol. Right. I agree. You should be able to do, there's just an adult age. If you're not an adult, you're not. Yeah, pick it. Pick it. Pick it. You're 18. You'll be president. Kylie Jenner, we vote for you? No. Go be president. I don't support that. That I don't. See the problem with that? What? See it now? She gets all their answer. See how it is? And then Ryan Seekrest tweets out to all his people. I walked right into that one. Yeah.

Yeah, I just don't like the adult age, not being the adult age. I get this, this Megan Kelly thing, too. Have you guys been following this? The Alex Jones. Yeah. Alex Jones is a cuckoo bird, right? So he is one of these that don't believe Sandy Hook's real. He's like, I don't believe it's real.

Does he really believe that? I don't know. He was in court saying he was a character. But he's doing the interview with her. Like, ah, we haven't seen the interview. And people are already going, hey, shut the interview down. And advertisers are backing out. And pull ads.

We haven't seen. seen the interview. Right. Let's get mad after we see it because she may shine a light that shows that he is a complete cuckoo bird. Oh. That's my point. When people get upset pre-things, we don't even get to see.

Let's see it. I mean, I think he's nutty anyway. Yeah. He's an alien guy. He believes in aliens. Yeah, a lot of conspiracies. That's his thing. He's the conspiracy theory.

Yeah. But people are getting so mad about it. Like, let's get mad after it happens. I agree. Or let's let like me watch. it and then let everybody know. That'd be a good plan. Yeah, yeah, I'll be the canary. I'll go in and tell you if we should see it or not. Okay. And if advertisers should back out or not. Everybody's getting all butt hurt. We haven't seen it yet.

Let's hold our butt hurt and hopefully, yeah. Just hold it. Yeah. I would say if you watch my Instagram today between 2 and 3 p.m. Central time, wherever you are, I should have some big news. And if there's nothing posted, the big news didn't happen. That's the worst thing ever. But I should have an announcement about a big announcement. today between 2 and 3 p.m. Central time. Okay. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram if you want to follow.

Here's my question for you, Amy. Okay. We're waiting on your kids to get here. Yeah. What can we do? Like, as your kids are coming, they're going to be here. We don't know when.

They're your kids. You've adopted them. Yeah, so what do you mean? What can you do? I don't know. Because I'm in this place now. Can you call the U.S. Embassy? Okay.

I wasn't even meaning that. I mean for you. Because I was over at your house, and I was like, what can I do? I don't know, what can we do? To help us prepare? Anything. No, I mean, we're ready, ish.

I mean, I feel like the stuff we're going to, that we're not ready for, we just got to roll with it when it happens. Let me ask you a question. Okay, yeah. So you're adopted two black children. Yes. Do you have someone black in your life that you can say, hey, I need help with things like haircuts? Yes, yes, 100% already. Done.

Done. My friend Dawn. Okay. And she's got three children and she's already got my hair person. Like, I can go where she goes. It's a real thing. I get it. Yes.

And I also have a. a mentor here in Haiti, my friend Tracy, they have adopted two older kids from Haiti and they live here. So I also have her resources. So I'm, yeah, I've got the, John, I mean, she's an African American, like mom and like she's got me hooked up. And then Tracy, she's white, but is adopted to Haitian children. So I also have her, like, again, her resources because there's things to consider, like,

we've got orphans coming in to have this whole other life. Like there's possible counseling. There's the transition from, you know, an old. orphanage to like this life and and Creole to English and food and all kinds of things. Yeah. Have people been hitting you much with the why didn't you adopt from America stuff still? Yeah, I don't pay attention to it. I still get it.

It's not as much as it used to be. And our listeners are awesome. If one person even puts one comment up on Instagram, like there's listeners that and they're nice about it. If someone's rude about it, I miss that. I'm not encouraging other people to attack other listeners for just being ignorant. that I am. Attacked. Yeah.

Sick. Sick them. It's really what I talk it up to is ignorance. Like, fine. I know that there's children in America that need home. Like, you're not telling me something new. Well, let me ask you the question then. Why didn't you adopt America?

Well, we started that process doing the domestic adoption and getting a newborn. And then when we were in Haiti, I was doing other work there with women. And I just saw a need there for older children at the orphanage that get overlooked. They don't get adopted. And all the babies were matched. And my husband and I just really started to talk about it and pray about it. And we were like, wait, we don't need a newborn baby. We thought we did.

But we're a couple that we could see ourselves raising older children from that background. And not everybody can do that. And we felt if we feel like we can, we need to do it. So I guess on the money side of it, when you were trying to adopt domestically, I know you guys that stopped because you kept moving. Your husband would move and do that cost every time. Like every time you had to cut a domestic. Because you move and you're like start over.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. I've been with three or four different agencies. There's always an application fee. Lots of those. There's been, yeah, your home study costs. There's legal fees. But it's fine.

Let me know what I can do because now I'm like, I'm ready. Why, you want to contribute monetarily? What did you say? It doesn't matter. Oh, I thought that you're right. No. I mean, that's a good idea. I'm joking.

Hey, trust me. I already have. No, Bobby has been so generous to their. They already have college funds. Yeah, it's amazing. So, well, thank you. That's really sweet. If something comes up, I will definitely let you know.

I'm excited. Like, I keep thinking about their homecoming. I would like for all of y'all to be there if you can. If we're invited, we'll be there. Yeah, if we're invited, it's like dinner. I don't know if we're going to be good. We just wait that list. There have been people and books and advice and even our agency that is like you,

it should just be you and your family, nobody else around for like weeks. Wow. When you bring them back. And I'm like, I know their personalities. I get it. If I didn't know them and I knew they were maybe timid and things would, you know, shock them. But I know their personalities and they would love it. They'd be like, is this party for us?

Sweet. Where's the music? Like, they're fine. So we want to have all everyone involved and be there when we step off the plane, wherever that may be. So step off the plane like back from Haiti to America. Yeah. What if you step off the plane like Connecticut? Do we have to go up there?

We went here. No, we'd be in that. Nashville. Oh, you said wherever that would be. Well, because I don't know if, like, my husband will fly. It's just a thing. Like, my husband's a pilot. So, oh, that's awesome.

We would likely fly, like, a commercial, like, American from Haiti to Miami. And then maybe from Miami, my husband thought it'd be really cool to, like, fly his kids home for the first time. Yeah. I don't think that's a good idea. Why? I think you want to sit with them and, like, have both parents with both the kids. Well, we wouldn't be on a really big plane. They'd probably be right next to him anyways.

Aren't they going to be terrified because they've never been in a plane? I'm terrified to get in. one of those and I've done a lot to play. Well, I don't know. But also, too, if that's the case, like flying into, if my husband were to fly, we'd fly into like a little small FBI like airport and then all of our family and friends could be hanging out in the hangar and we'd have a party. That's legit.

Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared so they're scared. But let's be honest, we'll probably just be on Southwest. Yeah. Yeah. I'm scared. Wow. I'm scared of everything.

I was scared to go to Haiti. Sorry. Yeah. You can know, it's not too late. They're still there. You've been telling me forever you're going to go. And have you gone? No.

For a long time, you blamed on Eddie not having a passport. Eddie, do you have your passports? I still don't have my... Because I wanted the raging idiots to go play a concert at the orphanage for the kids. And you were like, yeah. Okay, when do you think they'll be here? I don't... Tomorrow.

I don't know. Within six months? Yes. Let's say, because I don't have a weekend off for... Wait, let's say in three months, I go. If they're still there, and I go, what will you do for me? That's a good bargaining chip. Okay, whatever you want.

I'd do whatever. Bobby, it would... I don't care if you do. go down there for, I will take you down there for less than 24 hours. You don't even have to sleep. I just want you to go see the orphanage. Our show, our listeners, have done so much for the orphanage.

I just feel like it would be good for you to see it and meet them. They all know. I know. I'm scared. I'm just telling you the truth. I'm scared. You don't have to be scared. We'll get security. I'm scared. We don't even need it, but we'll get it. No, America sends over these things on the news. They're like, don't go. And I'm like, and Amy's like, no, she walks around by herself. There's step warnings from the U.S. government, like, don't travel to Haiti.

And I'm like, boarding. we should work out an agreement here you should go it would make my if there was one thing that you were like Amy oh you just asked me a minute ago

what's one thing you need ha ha ha domestically in the state you did you should go it would be so amazing Ray what's that what's that Ray

everybody oh you're going to be quiet now what do y'all think Bobby should go I'll tell you what I say I I mean be cool

stop it let's box I'm not going to have your back I'm not going to have your back You don't have my back I'm not having your back When do I not have your back? When do I not have your back?

You have a party's and you don't invite us? You know what? I'm doing whatever you want In August I wasn't a party In August I have If they're not here about August In August I have an open weekend

We can discuss Perfect If they're not here by that But you have to do something in return Yeah I got to think about that Okay you think about it You let me know I will let you know tomorrow

I hope they're I'd rather than be here But I would love to take you to Haiti Okay. Like, my heart would explode. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is Bobby Bones show. Here's what I want to do it, because we just talked about the... It needs to be big. Okay. I would like our listeners. Because this is a tit-for-tat thing. I mean, it's my orphaned children, but, okay. To be fair.

And you've never gone to meet them. And to be fair, you said, you would go. And to be fair, built them a bread kitchen. Yes. Uh-huh. Bakery.

Our listeners did. Yeah. Yeah. Who started the show. Okay. Oh, good point. Through Kim, Joy. Who was the first one to crack a microphone and say, I think I want to start a show.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Our listeners. So wait, what do I owe you? I don't know. A lot. Oh, you're saying. All I'm trying to do is make sure people don't jump all over me from not going.

So I'm trying to even down. I mean, you've done a lot. You care about the orphanage. So I get it. I'm not saying you don't. But I want something. But I want something cool, though. I want to see you over there like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I want you to see my kid's room. I want you to see where he sleeps. I want you to meet all his little roommates. I don't even, I've never been on lunchbox. He's got like 15. I don't understand.

You guys. You have to see my kids where they sleep. Yeah. Like, why don't you're kids sleep? Why don't want you to see where a kid's sleep? Fine. My junior and junior and juniors sleeps. To be fair, I do hang out with your kids a bit.

Yeah, but you don't know where they sleep. I don't care where they sleep. I have no interest in where they sleep. Sorry. Is he about their friends? No, you've never met Junior and Junior's friends. I just meant their home, which is their orphanage, which is their room, which is where they sleep. Okay, if I go, you have to get a tattoo with my face, a small tattoo of my face.

Oh, yeah. Where? I'll do it. Where? It doesn't even matter. It can be like. It can be on the neck. No, no, no.

It can be somewhere. No ankles. It can be somewhere that's hidden. It can be wherever you want. Hidden? Okay. Like where? You have to get a tattoo of my face.

How hidden? Yes. Yes. How big? How big? How big? Do me inches? Not big at all, a quarter size. A size of a quarter. That's pretty big, man.

Where, though? You can make the call on that. I mean, the only place that's like... What about, like, the back of your neck under your hair? If I wear a ponytail. Over your heart. Over your heart. Like Eve, you said to have the club.

Amy's husband's like, oh. What honor. Okay, what about... Just think about it. Everywhere that you can't see. It would be stuff that my husband. husband sees. Your armpit.

Yeah, my underarm maybe. What about the top of your foot? Would that hurt? How? Like the top of your foot? The top of my foot? Yeah. What are the bottom of my foot?

Listen, there are only two. Oh, the bottom of my foot's going to hurt. Oh, my goodness. No way. There are only two options here. You either get a tattoo that we can see or a tattoo that only your husband sees. It's up to you if you want the... He's going to be like...

Just think about that. Let us out tomorrow. Okay. I wonder if there's a way to know. my entire foot and I get it on the bottom. There are. Start putting rubber bands around your knee, like right now. Cut off. Cut off circulation. Yes, and let them do it.

I mean, I would do it. Yeah. Let me talk to, let me talk to him. The husband. If you can promise that, you'll go? You'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. You just let me know what he says, all right?

Just a heads up, we were able to restock some of our stars and stripe collection of Pimp and Joy stuff. Bobbybones.com. We don't keep any of that money. It all goes to great causes. but Bobbybones.com We have some stuff back up. Not all, but some.

If you're looking to have some fresh or Fourth of July. Yeah, for all your parties. Hey, we're having a party at Amy's house, but so far I haven't seen you guys in the guestless Eddie. Oh, goodness. Yeah, so far I haven't seen it.

We're getting used to this now. We're only invited when presents are involved. When she gets presents, we get invited. I only get invited one time. And then we're like last minute. And the other one was an adoption shower and it was all female. Yeah.

Except for that one guy there. He was an eight-year-old kid. Hey. A guy's a guy. What box did he check? Male or female? That's right. Yeah.

What's in your pile, Amy? Well, one fan spent $66,500 per seat at the NBA finals last night. I saw that. That's a lot. They never showed who it was because they spent $120 grand, right, on two seats. Okay, yeah. Because they wanted to watch the championship. But did they ever show who it was?

No, they didn't say who it was. I was watching some of the courtside seats and saw Chris Rock and I saw Snoop. I didn't know who it was. You think they get, those people get a hookup? No. No. Oh, Snoop and Chris Rock? Right.

Probably. But last year, wasn't Russell Wilson the one who bought the $100,000 seats? I don't know. Up front? So you would think he would, too. Yeah. I don't know how hard you can hook up somebody for a game five, though. I didn't know.

I don't know how it works. If they had a certain a lot, that they put out to celebs. Yeah. It's a lot of money. Mm-hmm. It's a lot of money. I don't know who it was. I wish I knew it was.

I could judge them. That would be so awesome to be that person. It'd be so... I guess so. Yeah, it'd be so awesome to have that kind of money. That's what I mean. If you have that kind of money,

that's just like us being like, well, we spent $20 on something. I know. I know. Anybody else? Okay, you want to get the best possible deal in your next vacation? Because, I mean, it's summer.

No, I want the worst deal. Tell me the opposite. And I know not a lot of people drive, not everybody's flying, but let's just say you are buying a plane ticket. If you book your trip 54 days before you leave, you're going to get the lowest price.

That's when it is. I did the math. Fifty-four days. You did the math. I'm kidding. Somebody else did. But 54 days. I don't even know if I'm... What you're doing? I'm going to live in the same house. Exactly. I know. But some people plan their vacays like far out. They got a family trying to say money. We've got summer vacation in a couple months. I have no idea.

Yeah. What are you going to do? No idea. Work? No idea. No idea. No, I will work. I'm doing four stand-up shows, but I don't know. During vacation. On the weekend surrounding it, yeah. How you do is work? That's not a vacay, man? You got to take off.

I don't like off. I know, we know that. Because I feel like if I'm off, other people are on and people are catching you. Yeah, but sometimes when you're off, you recharge and you come back and you're on. You're now moving forward and moving backward. And you don't think sometimes you're so far ahead that you can relax for a little bit and try to let them think they can catch up to you? I never think I'm here. Oh, yeah.

Never. Who are you playing catch with? Yeah, the world. Oh, okay. They're all chasing you. I'm chasing them Do you feel like you're ever chasing us? Hey, that was your best joke of all time.

That was your best joke of all time. I feel like we're all in the same best. Do we challenge you? Stop. Do we challenge you? On that front, no. You challenge me to be a normal person. That's why you guys are the best.

And I say it's all the time. You guys are the absolute best. Because they're not your competition. No, because you're humans. You all come from human world. You live human lives. You're nutty, but in a human way. Not in a, yeah, you guys are the,

best. What else? Let me see. What else? Oh, Dennis Rodman went to North Korea. I saw that. That wasn't crazy to me, but they let the guy go. Upon his arrival, they let the U.S. college student that was being held there. What? They freed him.

I saw it Dennis Rodman was there. I didn't know they freed the dude. So I don't know exactly like what the relation is. I do. I can tell you. Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are as buddies as they can possibly be. And so he's been there before. And maybe Kim Jong-un just wanted to say what up again? And Robin's like, no, but they're like, well, we'll let this guy go.

This is playing out in my head. Well, we'll let this guy go. And Robin's like, hey, president, I'm going to go back over. Are we cool? And if you let that guy go, go ahead. Yeah, we'll get some dinner. So that's what I imagine happened. What in the world?

Wow. So that's a pretty awesome thing from the pile. And then lastly, I got some good news about weddings. Oh, give me some. The cost of weddings is down. Weddings are so ridiculous. So that's good news. you're not going to have to spend as much.

However, how much am I going to have to spend? The average wedding is going to cost you almost $26,000. Wow. That's crazy town. I mean, I know people that have spent that. I know people that have spent way more than that. I didn't even spend near that. I was like on the low end.

I was on the cheap. I just can't. You know, if I ever get married, you're going to know it. What do you mean? I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, that's not going to tell us. And then like six months from that, then I'll be like, hey, guys, here's an envelope. And it's going to be a wedding picture from six months ago.

That's rude. That's pretty, that's cool, though. Like, that's, how do you call that? Eloping? No. By the way, creative. Look at this envelope. Stop it, dude, that would be so crazy.

I'd freak out. Relax. Yeah, me too. Let's all take a breath and relax. All right? Are we done? Yeah. All right, thank you.

And thanks to Jordan Davis for coming by the studio today. He played some songs. We got to meet him for the first. time. Man, that guy's got a big old beard. He's got the song Singles You Up. Go check it out at Bobby Bones.com. Appreciate you listening. I want to tease tomorrow.

I'm not sure it's going to happen yet. Watch my Instagram about 3 p.m. or so, because I'll know something and I'll get to post at about 3 p.m. Okay. I hope. I'll be locked. If nothing happens around that time, it's not happening. Okay?

Yeah, just, so if nothing happens, nothing's happening. Hmm. So be watching for nothing to happen or something to happen. 3 p.m. ish. Okay? Got it. Yeah. I'm just, I'm getting crossed.

I'm getting signals from different people. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Okay, got to go. Thank you for being here. You can be anywhere in the whole world, but you listen to us. We appreciate that. We'll see tomorrow. The Bobby Bomb Show.

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