The Bobby Bones Show - Will Bobby Ever Say “I Love You?” + Lunchbox Presents His New Business Idea

Episode Date: June 13, 2018

Bobby talks about when he plans to say “I Love You” for the first time. Lunchbox presents a new business idea to the show. Also, the crew debates who the funniest person on the show is. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, welcome to the show and good morning. Morning studio. Morning! Well, where do we start? You know, Dirk Spindley had a big album release party last night, so in New York right now. You know, what I know about you guys, and I'm not involved in this, is you guys have a big show group text. Yes. Who's on this group text? Everybody but you.

I am. We all are. She just said everybody but Bobby. That means you. What he said, who's on it? Is there a reason that you keep me off of it? Well, it's not stuff you need to be concerned about. It would be information overload for you.

It's information from you. Sometimes it gets passed to us as a group. group and so you would be yeah you don't it'd be a waste of your time and we get to vent to each other a little bit about your annoyances or we get to be like are you sure Bobby said that he didn't say that what did Bobby say that yeah

do you guys mostly bash me on this no no because quiet mic's on there and we know it get back to you like if you're like Mike wasn't on there we can do some bashing why are you guys taking shot at Mike D? I did that I didn't I got to bring him in now

hold on he writes segments for the show and is the quietest band in radio from Wauksahachie, Texas. Mike D. Hey, Mike D and I were just having a conversation. And Mike D said to me, I'm really starting to feel a part of the show.

And I said, that's good. Because Mike D and I travel. We're in New York right now. He opens for me on the road doing stand-up. He was an intern for me nine years ago. He was your date last week at the CMT Awards. Yeah, a lot of, like right now, you know, Mike and I run together a lot.

He said, I'm really starting to feel a part of the show. I said, is that right? He goes, yeah, Amy doesn't pay me. on me anymore for being, you know. Oh, come on. Hold on. That's a big step. He did.

And he said the show doesn't want to take any shots at me anymore, which made him a bit uncomfortable for a while. What, go ahead. Isn't that a part of being the show? You should feel a part of the show

once you get shot at. I agree with you. Your thoughts might be. Well, yeah, I felt a little resistance once I was like hanging around you more role in the show and then lately it was like, all right, starting to feel good,

starting to feel like I'm just, everyone else. They were just picking on you for being you instead of picking on you for being with me. Yeah. And there's a difference. So until just now, Lunchbox fired it back up.

Yeah. So you'd be in a hater, you think Mike D would tell me. Oh, he'd absolutely, he would run to you and be like, oh my gosh, this is what lunch said about you. I don't think he would.

Absolutely. I don't think you would. I think you would to get it on the air. Like Lunchbox likes to stir step up and just to get on the air. Hold on, on, on. Everybody likes to stir it up. I don't even want to be,

I do stir it up. Eddie stirs it up. You guys all tell on each other? He tells on everybody too. Ray, Ramundo? Ray might be the worst. He might be the worst. Ray's not to be trusted ever.

Ever. Ever. Ever. Let me bring him in over here. He chops audio all morning long. Coming to you from the glass room. Our audio producer, Ramundo. Ramundo, what do you think about this?

One time I said something about Eddie's wife, sue me. Listen. I'm glad everybody's here this morning. Wait, so what's the deal about the text? Yeah, the group text. Like he brought a lot just to see. This is what I want to talk about. He accidentally sexted the group.

He said yes. He did? Yes, you missed this? Yes. Okay, so all of a sudden, there's just this like, you just sell a picture of lunchbox. And then he's like, hey, sorry, guys, I didn't need to spend that. So I thought, oh my gosh.

What did he say on it, though? He didn't say anything. That's the point. He didn't mean to send you guys a picture of himself. Did he have clothes on? No, no, no. Yeah, he has a shirt off. Yeah, but he's like, it's like, hey, baby, what's up?

Like, I don't know if you and your wife, like, send me each other, like, face selfies. You're a little bit embarrassed I can see by your parents. No, no, no, I'm just waiting for her to stop so I can talk. Because he immediately replied, like, I don't know why that just happened. Like, my phone just sends a picture. Go ahead. No, because I was in a text conversation with my wife. She said, are you up from your nap?

and I sent her a picture like, yes, I'm at the vet with the dog because she was texting me to make sure I didn't miss the vet appointment. And for some reason, it was the last picture I sent. And so it sent it to the group when I was trying to type something to the group and I didn't even realize it. I thought you were trying to. I knew it was a picture. And I saw it.

I was like, oh, that's weird. Didn't mean to send that guys. And because no one responded to the picture. So I felt awkward. I was like, oh, oh, what are we about to get next? You start with the face. It starts going down. Are you living out your fantasy over there?

We got to start the show. We got to start this show. Here we go. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So Domino's Pizza is making pothole and road repairs in towns. If someone nominates it online, listen to this. The Paving for Pizza Initiative will fill cracks, bumps, and potholes and other bad road conditions

that can put pizzas at risk because they're being delivered. Oh. So they've already started to repair roads in Texas, Delaware, Georgia, California. They have helped crews fix 40 potholes on 10 roads. And so it's their way of going,

hey, listen, we're just trying to help you out. We're going to help our pizza get there. So it's a pretty good little public initiative by them. It really is. It is. And they do it and makes the news. And we talk about it. Now I want pizza.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We want to deliver to us. Yeah, see. There you go. Over to Raymundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raimundo in Hawaii. Over 700 homes have now been destroyed by that erupting volcano. Officials said there's no sign of it stopping anytime soon. In other news, outside of Pittsburgh, two cops were shot. Luckily, they were only grazed by the bullets. There's a manhunt underway for the suspect right now. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain and severe weather in the south and northeast.

of thunderstorms damaging wind and hail, so watch out for that. On this day in country music history, 31 years ago. The year was 1987. Randy Travis had the number one song with, Oh, baby. Forever and ever, amen. There you go. As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.

As long as old women sit and talk about old. Yeah, boy. I wonder how long I'll be faithful. 31 years ago today. I'll be happy to tell you again. I'm going to love you forever and ever. Forever and ever. Amy with a high harmony.

Not that, Amy. Thanks. It spent three weeks at number one. It won a Grammy for Best Country Song. Do you know he's actually received more Grammys for his gospel albums? It's not known. Lunchbox, why were you singing? Because I don't know how to stay on beat.

Do you know that song? Yeah, I know that one. All right, break us off a little something. As long as old men sitting talk about the weather. As long as all women sit and talk about old men. That's good. I'm all of you forever and ever. Amen.

No, I get it now. I know I didn't sing. Why? I hear it. Oh, you're bad. Yeah. Well, close. To be fair, you guys had the music underneath you.

To be fair, that's true. To be fair, yeah, yeah. Rolling Stone released a list of the 50 greatest comedies of the 21st century. Basically, it means from 2000 up. So everybody's on the same page. Think about yours. I'll read you through their list. At number five, Idiocracy, which I saw.

It's a Mike Judge movie. It's where the smart couples keep saying, nah, we're going to wait. But the really dumb couples go, Let's have all the kids. So in the end, the world's run by really dumb people. Okay. Number four is stepbrothers, which is super funny.

I once dated a girl who did not think stepbrothers was funny. You break up with her? I still remember it, though. Wow. Same girl who didn't think Elvis was good. Oh. That's, I mean, good. She's probably still not married.

She's not. See? There you go. Yeah. I still judge her for both of those. And you should. Yeah, but she's awesome. You don't even know which one it was.

Yeah, I do. Okay, cool. Number three. bridesmaids. That's a good one. From Rolling Stone, the best movies in the past 20 years, comedies. The Loop, which is the comedy, I've never seen that. And then number one is Best in Show, which is a Christopher Guess movie.

And I love all those, from Spinal Tap to Best in Show to, you know, he's got like seven or eight of them. But according to them, that's number one. I don't think Best in Show is for everyone. Yeah, I think I tried watching that, and I was like, eh. Your favorite comedy from the last, I guess, 18 years, lunchbox? Old School. Old school from 2003. That's a good one.

That's a good movie. You can put that on TBS and just be happy that it's on it. If you're flipping through, that's a good one. Are producer Eddie? One of the newer ones, probably Happy Gilmore? Not newer, dude. That's like 95. No, that's 2000s, I think.

Google, I don't think so. Happy Gilmore is 90s. Oh, man, I'm struggling. 96. It's hard when you're... He goes a new one. That's over 20 years old. Man, I feel old right now.

me, what do you got? Is Hitch a comedy? Yeah, of course. Okay, that's Hitch is good. That's another one you can just stop and watch. Every time. For me, I like, I like the hangover the first one. Okay, that's a good one.

Without the hype, though, because I went into it going, it's the greatest movie ever. In any movie you go into where they tell you it's so good is never as good as they tell you it is. But I think the hangover, I can watch that again and again. I really enjoyed 40-year-old virgin. Oh, that's one. Steve Carrell's really big first. Calacarzan!

Yes. Did you know in that scene I'm 40-year-old virgin because they ripped the hair off his chin? Yeah, when he's getting waxed. Yeah, that was real. Oh. They only could because that hair was real. I mean, and he wanted it to be legit. Awful.

Napoleon Dynamite for 2000. Oh, that's a good one. Which at first I just didn't get. Yeah, same. But about the third time, and you start quoting it with your friends. You still call people Uncle Rico if they're talking about old sports? Still. Yeah.

That's crazy. And then again, I know Stepbrothers was on the list, but Will Ferrell was just nailing him for a while. He was really good. Talladega Nights is really good. Yep. So, yeah, there's a list right there. Office space barely missed it. It came out in 1999. I saw that. And that's my favorite comedy of all time. So there you go. Anybody else want to add? Morgan number two, you're like 12.

Morgan number two, or 24-year-old, head of digital. I really liked Anchorman with Wilco. Oh, good. Good one. Solid. Raymond? Wedding Crashers. Good one. Yeah, Raymond. Meet the appearance. Mike D. What you got over there?

Their favorite comedy. Super bad. Super bad. Man, I forgot all those. Those were all good. Pineapple Express. They're kids, man. I know.

Eddie's living in 96 with those new movies. Hey, man, Adam Sandler movies. They're great. Check them out. Eddie's like, man, I guess the three Souses? No, three amigos. Three Amigos. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Woman Amen is officially a number one song. This is the first single from Dirk's new album, The Mountain, and it's top the chart. making dirks have 17 number one songs. That's crazy. I know.

17 number one songs. I was like, whoa, that kind of snuck up on me. 17? Yeah, last time I remember it was 16. No, I don't even remember 16. I just feel like he's killing it right now. He's awesome. He's killing it.

Yeah, good for him. And he's a good friend, too. He asked me to go eat with him last night. And? He asked me like five minutes before. I couldn't go eat five minutes before. Oh, yeah. So he was with you last night, obviously,

at the I-Hurt album release party. And then tonight heads up, he's going to be on Jimmy Fallon, if people want to catch that. And Kenny Chesney, he continues to give back to the U.S. Virgin Islands. This is pretty cool. He's going to donate proceeds from his forthcoming new album, Songs for the Saints, to the Love for the City Fund,

which is something that he created after Hurricane Irma. So that's pretty cool. And Songs for the Saints will come out July 27th. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Damn it's something good.

Freddie was in his 40s. He was homeless. An alcoholic, couldn't read or write, and he started going to church. The church accepted him like he was family. They started bringing him to their houses. He got his life together, started to learn to read it right. He went and took his GED six times. Past, and this past weekend, he graduated from college at 65 years old.

Wow, and then college too, huh? Yeah, he got a bachelor's degree. Wow, how about that right there? That's a good one. Tell me something good. Freddie? Nice work, buddy. it.

Yeah. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes us from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. A high school teacher is looking for a new job when she was trying to make some money on the side. If a student got bad grades, she took a little cash, bumped them up a letter grade.

So you pay for good grades. Wow. I'm not that shocked by that. Just the thought of it, I can see teachers doing that. Wow. It's probably happening all over the place, too. That's just terrible. But it is terrible.

Wow, where is this? In Philadelphia. And it doesn't say how much each grade costs. Oh, that's what I was wondering. Yeah, me too. Yeah, it just said she took cash for good grades. But is anyone super surprised by this? No, no, not really.

I mean, she's just trying to eat, man. Yeah. Kids talk, though. Like, how long do you think you're going to get away with it? She probably has for a long time. And I'm sure there are a lot of others that we just don't know about. And I bet some straight-A student is the one that told, like, Oh, some kid bought an A and I had to earn my A.

Or some kid who couldn't afford to get his grade moved out. Oh, wow. I didn't think about that. But here's a rule. Now we feel bad. With education, though, you know, the general rule is snitches get stitches. Oh, that's right, yeah. So don't tell.

All right, there you go. I'm lunchboxed. That's your bonehead story of the day. Yeah. Bobby Bones. Everybody in mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know.

Transmit. I was reading the story this morning about when people dropped the L word for the first. time. And so according to this, most people waited at least three months before saying, I love you for the first time. I just wonder. Lunchbox, when did you say, I love you to your wife? Sure. That's a great question. I have no idea. Oh, you don't even know. It wasn't a moment. No, it wasn't a moment. Like, I don't remember looking into her eyes and being like, oh, you know what? I love you. But I guarantee you, she said it first, and I may have been drunk, so I probably said it back. I love you. Yeah? Yeah, alcohol was probably definitely involved. It wasn't one of

those moments like you're sitting at dinner holding hands across the table. It wasn't romantic like that. I think alcohol makes it easier to say it. The number one reason people wait is the fear that other people aren't going to say it back. And men say it quicker than women do. How about that? Now listen, I'm 38 years old. It's not something I'm proud of.

But I've never said, I love you to a human being one-on-one like that. That's crazy. Ever. Ever. And you've been in like long relationships, like four years long. Yeah, listen, I was in a four year one. My last one was a year plus, like a year and a half. So I don't think it's something that's able to be bragged about.

I don't like that about myself. I would love to say it. There, I said it there. I would love to tell someone I love them. That doesn't count. But I think at this point, though, and you guys can back me up on this. At this point, I shouldn't say it unless I'm about to marry somebody, right? Like I can't just say it and then break up

Like that's a big one What about what don't you think you need like a warm up I love you Like before it's the real one Amy I gotta go to Amy I mean no you don't need a warm up Then it's not No it needs to be genuine from the get go from the gate No it'll be genuine when I say it

But I don't think I should say it until it's Exactly Like I'm pulling the veil off her head That's a good time to say it When you're going to marry her, like at the church? My husband didn't say it to me until after he proposed and I said yes. I'm talking about the wedding though. He's saying at the wedding.

I'm saying I left the way. You may now kiss the bride and I go, first I like to say something. You're crazy. She's going to wait that long. She's going to marry you without knowing you love her. No way. But here's the thing. She's going to know that you're a why you are the way you are.

She's going to know why you're that way. You're that way. Why am I that way, Amy? Go ahead. We have a lot of new listeners. If you don't mind just putting it in about 20 seconds, because I think a lot of our new listeners wonder, what is this Bobby guy about?

Well, I think there's some abandonment from your childhood that you haven't properly dealt with, abandonment and forgiveness a little bit, which has allowed you to build, put up a few walls that don't let you attach to people as you should. It's sort of a form of attachment disorder. Okay. Now, that being said, I do think I speak a different love language.

I think I show people in different ways that I love them. What did you say? You heard me. So you do feel as though you have loved? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. But what's keeping?

Okay, who? But you, it's because. Who did you? So that means you feel like if you say it, that that's like. It's like a ring. A real, like you're scared to do that. Like, there's something. You're terrified of that.

It's like jumping off a cliff, not knowing what's down there. Yeah. And what? I know that you've talked about this with train professionals. Like, I'm not one. But obviously, I'm not a therapist. But I mean, I know you've discussed this with them. So like, what do they tell you?

You know, it's a lot of immersion. They go, hey, you should just, if you feel that way, you should just say it over it. Just do it, do it, do it, do it. And it won't feel so crazy. To me, I've made it. I've made it so special. It's my flour. I don't get my flower away, you know? Oh my gosh. It's like I've never had a drink of alcohol.

I could probably have a drink of alcohol and not be a big deal. But then if I do, I'll break my streak. And I want to break my streak. I'm going to get my flour to somebody that's not going to take care of my flour, you know? That's all. I'm a weirdo. Yeah, I got to make sure that flower's watered. That's right. I don't know what that means, but that's right, buddy.

I'm with you on that one. Dylan and Mississippi. What's up, bud? My friend, my mentor, my hero. Bobby Bone. He's doing the thing. My favorite caller from Mississippi, the state with my favorite S's. I don't know, dude. I try. Doing the dang thing. Yeah, doing the dang thing. What's that

buddy? What's up date on Eddie paying that fine for the football game? It's a good. It's been like five years. It's been a year. No, no, Eddie, that's not good. Eddie went to a high school football game. They said cash only. All he had was a card. And he said, I'll come back and pay.

He never went back to pay. She said quote, don't worry about it. Get us next time. In my interpretation, that was like, you're good. You're good. And in the back of my mind, I was always like, I'll come back and pay it. I will. But it's been a year, guys. I think it's time that let it go.

Let it go. Like, I think you owe interest. What do you mean? What do you think, there, Dylan? You hear the story? I think you should pay it. I mean, you got to show us kids that, you know, they have to pay up if they ever, you know, get something handed to them. They've got to pay back. Remember, Eddie made his son sign a baseball contract.

Dylan. Dylan, my kids don't remember that stuff. Like, there's no way. If I went back and asked my kids, you remember that football game went to and I didn't have money? They would be like, I don't know what you're talking about. But is that the point? Yes. No, the point is to teach them life lessons. Oh.

Well, okay. All right. Okay, I'll tell you what. You've been saying for a year you were going to go back and pay to school. As soon as football starts, I will go back to a game and I will pay double. I'll pay for the tickets. You keep saying things like this. No, football hasn't started yet.

It started a bit ago. Not yet. As soon as football starts, I'm going to pay it. Dillon, your thoughts? If he can pay it, he's paying it. But I want to say one thing real quick, dude. Go ahead, buddy. I am the Dylan Hodge that did the podcast interview with Eric, the guy that got the cat two on his arm.

Oh, this is the guy that does the podcast about my life. This is your buddy Dylan. This is my dude right here, Dylan. Look at you. Hey, appreciate that, man. Hey, what I'm talking about? Hey, doing a dang thing, right? That's right.

That's right. What's right? What's right? See? Bobby boom, come on. I'll give you the lyrics to a famous country song, and then you fill in the blank with the name. Okay. Okay.

Amy, you'll go first. Don't take the girl from Tim McGraw. And Johnny said, take Johnny Johnson. Take Tommy blank. Thompson. Ooh, she says Thompson. Here we go. Take Jimmy Johnson.

Take Tommy Thompson. All right. That's a good answer. Good, good, good. Okay, lunchbox, over to you. Yep. Jake Owen, barefoot, blue gene night. Okay.

Cadillac, horns on the hood. My buddy, blank, had his dad hook him up real good. My buddy blank. My buddy blank had his daddy hook him up. Bill! Bill. My buddy Bill. My buddy Bill.

Solid? Cadillac. Horns on the hood. My buddy. Bricky had his dad with the moment. Oh, you were so close. Branky, man. My buddy Bill.

Eddie, come on. Dirk Spentley, what was I thinking? Oh, boy. You know the song. Yours is the first blank. Blank was a beauty from South Alabama. Her daddy had a heart like a nine-pound hammer. I got it.

You know that? I got it. Becky. Becky, he says. Becky was a beauty from South Alabama. Her daddy had a heart like a nine. A nine pound hammer. That's good, dude.

That's good, good for you. Man, that was a guess. Becky? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've gotten that wrong in the past. Bill. Frankie. He goes break on that one. Amy.

Carrie Underwood church bells. Familiar with this song? Yep. But Ken was always getting way too drunk. Saturday night after a few too many, he came home ready to fight. And all his money could never save. Blank And all of his money could

Oh man Penny Penny she says He came home Ready to buy it And all his money could never save Jenny Jenny

You knew it right with Minnie Money Penny Lunchbox Yep I'm ready Would you like Billy Ray Cyrus or Trisha Yearwood You can have your choice Have two of them

Oh Tricia Yearwood All right Her daddy says he ain't worth the lick When it comes to brains He's got the short end of the stick But Katie's young man And she just don't care

She'll follow Tommy anywhere Katie's young and man She just don't care She follows Tommy It's the boy There you go Eddie for the win All right here we go

For the win Billy Ray Cyrus Akey Breaky Heart Right You can tell your mom I move to Arkansas You can tell your dog to bite my leg

or tell your brother blank. What on earth? Can we do one more time? Yeah. You can tell your mall I moved to Arkansas. You can tell your dog

to bite my leg or tell your brother blank. I'm going with Ken. Ken, he said. Here we go. You can tell your dog to bite my leg.

Here it is. Or tell your brother Cliff. Yeah. I'll be good. Eddie I have a poll on that one. Oh my goodness. Who won, Mike Dee?

Tyne, one, one, one. Everybody wins. You know what, the tie, nobody wins. This goes up as nobody's record. But we all had fun, right? Yes. This iPhone X survived two weeks at the bottom of a river, and they found it and pulled it back out and it worked.

Two weeks! That is crazy. Amy can't keep a phone for two days, but this iPhone was at the bottom of river for two weeks. Yeah, but I did drop my iPhone X in the toilet and pulled it out, and it worked just fine. Apple's iPhone X may truly be the world's most waterproof phone. Isn't it amazing that anything would survive for two weeks that has any sort of electronicals at all?

I'm afraid and I don't use my phone on the toilet just for the reason that I'll drop in the toilet. Now my laptop I do because they can't fall between my legs. But it's crazy that phone's for two weeks. Wow, yeah. They put up on YouTube. I was amazed with that. That iPhones. Amy, you have iPhone? iPhone, iPhone what?

Yes. Well, iPhone. I have iPhone X. Broken phone. Yeah, so, but I'm back on my old phone, which I don't know is iPhone 6 plus. You ever talk to yourself, Amy? Yes. Experts say talking to yourself in the third person when stressed can help you control negative emotions.

Oh, I don't do it in the third person, though. So I should be saying, Amy, calm down. Amy, pull it together. Yeah, you're kind of acting as a therapist for yourself. They said the new trick to calming down is talking to yourself. Interesting. You know, we talked about I love you a minute ago and how, you know, people are waiting about three months and how I've never said it to anyone ever.

And Father's Day's coming up. I wonder who says I love you to your dad. Now, again, you know, my story, I don't have a relationship with my biological father. Lunchbox, do you tell your dad do you love him? Absolutely. Every day, every time I talk to him. And that's healthy. I like that.

No problem. No doubt about it. You also, do you do anything like kiss your dad on the mouth? Yeah, I kiss my dad on the lips. Yep, every time I see him, hug, kiss on the lips. For how long? Half a second. But you, so you kiss him, you kiss him on the lips.

Yeah, just like a peck on the lips. On the front of the lips? On the straight, dead on. Like nose to nose, lift the lips. Oh, wow. What? Yep, nothing odd about it. Do you grab his head while you kiss him?

Nope, I get him a hug. Which way do you turn your hair? head. No, no, no, no. What you don't understand is there's no turn. It's dead on. So your nose is bump? Yeah, it's a head-on collision. Do you ever bite his bottom lip? No. But it's a little weird because he has a mustache.

Oh! And you do too. Does it ever get tangled? You know what it's like to kiss a dude then? Does it burn your lip? No, no, no. There's no burning of the lips. There's no, I don't know what that means. I just know that you just like peck and it's okay. It's like, I love you, dad. And you kiss them on the front of the man. Listen, I'm glad you do.

That's a love. I admire love in any way. It's just odd that you do it. I don't, I, I, I've never found it odd. It's something I've done my whole life. I know. I know. Would you kiss any of the guys in here?

No. On the lips? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not? What's the difference?

Do you have to be related? Yes. Okay. So you kiss your cousins like that? No. You're related? You kiss your brother on the mouth? Nope.

You're related. My dad and my grandparents. were the only two guys I kissed on the lips. That's it. Did you guys ever, hey. Did I kiss my mom on the lips? Did you and your dad and your grandpa, did you guys ever do like spring break triple kiss? No, I never did that.

No triple kisses. No. What's in the visual of that? That's where you've never triple kissed anybody? Oh, you haven't either. Come on. Yes, I am. All right.

Just not my dad and my grandpa. Well, evidently Eddie has. No, I'm not. No. I wish. Okay. But I love you, Dad, and that one's for you. Oh, no.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. The end of the school year for a lot of schools. And it was super cool for a lot of kids in Hillsborough, New Jersey. They, along with their teachers and even some parents, got their haircut and donated all that hair to wigs for kids. Amazingly, the group donated 276 inches of hair. year. That's a lot. To wigs for kids. Wow. It's a big tradition for the school. It started 15 years ago.

Over the years, the school has donated almost 8,000 inches of hair. If they were to weave all that together, it would stretch for more than a mile. But they'd be able to donate that to kids who are going through chemo, through different treatments. Yeah, just this year alone, 276 inches of hair. So how about that for Tell me Something Good? That's what I'm talking about. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new, then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down. If you're looking for something new or you're just tired of the same old boring match three game,

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We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here you. Turn it up. Come, Bobby. And hope you guys are good. Thanks for hanging with us.

Over to Amy now for that Corny. The Morning Corny. Why did the crab get in trouble at school? Why did the crab get in trouble at school? He was being shellfish. I like it. I do. I do.

I do. I do too. I do too. That's pretty cerebral, you know. It was a dry laugh. I did. No, I liked that. That was the morning corny.

And because Father's Day is coming up on Sunday, Eddie's been doing the dad joke in the day all this week. Why did the Scarecrow win an award? Why did the Scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. That's good. You get it. Turn me a second. That's good.

Come on. Outstanding. I know. I told that one before and Bobby didn't laugh that hard. Oh. Probably the delivery. So, Amy, your husband's having his first ever father's day this Sunday. Yes.

Are you doing some special for him? Yes. What is it? I can't say. Okay, fair enough. Don't be crazy. So if you're new to the first of the day, you're new to the day. show Amy and her husband adopted two awesome children. They've been here in the States and living

with you for how long? Five months. Wow. Five months. Five and a half. Five and a half. So it's his first father's day, like a real father. Yeah. Look at that. I know. It's pretty special. And you have something you don't even want to say? No, I'm not going to say. Does it rhyme with a Rolf Club? Oh. Just on that out there? Or a rounder Rolf. Or some Raint Rol? Or some Raint Rol. Lunchbox. Now, you're not quite a dad yet. Your baby's in August. Correct.

Will you be celebrating Father's Day? I don't know. That's up to my wife. She's got to plan it. Do you think you should? Yep. But you're not a father yet. Right.

But I should be spoiled like a father. Did you spoil her for Mother's Day? Yeah. No, I didn't because our anniversary was like two days apart. So you just lie. Okay. I took her to dinner for our anniversary slash Mother's Day. Slash.

Okay. It's a combo effort. Eddie has two kids. I do. So for sure you'll be killed. For sure, Father's Day. The Bobby Bones Show Amy, when you look at me, do you see anything different?

Let me see, no. I've been a vegetarian for 36 hours. Oh, interesting. Why? Honestly, I have this little part of my gut I can't get rid of. Oh, my goodness. And I've tried everything. I do sit-ups all day and all night.

I have box. I work out six days a week. I do everything. Well, you've also been having me hand-deliver you candy for my daughter. First of all, only two days, and I've only had a couple because I gave Eddie almost a whole bag. Yes, thank you for that. Yes. So before you started hating my Cheerios, that's the deal.

Bones, is your underwear band folding? No. Then you don't have a problem. I do a little bit, though. So I knew what I'm doing is I'm vegetarian now fully. And so I've embraced the lifestyle totally. And I like to talk about it all the time. Mike D and I, we're the...

Every restaurant you're at, I'm a vegetarian. We call ourselves the veggie boys. We go places and we're like, the veggie boys are here. That's what we do now. Well, Mike's vegan. Yeah, yeah, but we're veggie boys together. You know what? It's our new duo, the veggie boys. Oh, I want to hang out. I'm veggie right now.

Are you? Yeah. I'm just trying to lose that little thing. I was watching that American Ninja Warrior show. I don't even watch that show, but it's good, huh? It's awesome. I can't believe how popular that is. Lunchbox, I was like you.

I thought, who would have watched that? But then I started watching it. I was totally into it. They were swinging on this thing, trying to swing and jump to the next thing. it was unbelievable this dude jumped 18 feet in the air just swinging off an anchor to grab the other anchor so I watched that whenever that John Lund and Trump thing was happening

I was already upset because they turned the bachelor off they had to go watch John Un and then I flipped channels trying to watch something else and John Lund was going off and I watched some of that American Ninja Warrior one of Eddie's friends tried for that show huh? He did I made him a demo video like one of those resume videos and it didn't make it it. Oh, he didn't make it? No, but he's so

strong, too. I was convinced that he was going to make it, but he didn't, they didn't pick him. You think you do that at show Lunchbox? Oh, probably. I mean, just give me a couple of months of training, and I'd be on that show, no problem. But the only problem is you need to have a sob story. All these people have sob stories about how they came back from tragedy, and now

they're an American Ninja Warrior. And a lot of them are repeat contestants. I don't like that. Once you're on it, I think you should be done. Not come back to next year. I watch it way too much. Oh, you do watch a lot of everything. Yeah, I'm like, I guess I don't really have an opinion. A lot of people were commenting on me just in passing

mentioning that Eddie is the funniest person on the show. Yeah, me too. Thanks, bones. People were tweeting me. No, Bobby said that. No, I know, but that was just in passing. I was like, I think Eddie's the funniest person on the show. And so I just wanted to bring that up and see how you felt about that.

Amy? I mean, I didn't know if you were serious. I kind of felt like maybe you were joking. Why would he be joking about that? Why don't know that you're funny? person on the show. Amy, take me out of the conversation because I'm hosting this thing here. Oh, I know that you're funny. No, no, who would you put, you know, the top three? Go ahead. It can be you. No, it can. Yes, it can. Go ahead, Amy. Rank the funniest on the show. Go ahead.

And you're not in it? Mm-mm. Okay, shoot. Go ahead, Aym. Ray. Ray. Me. Okay. Oh, my gosh. And then Eddie fourth? Please. Yeah, Eddie. Okay. I would go. Now, everybody's humor is. digested differently. So for my humor,

it goes Eddie, because Eddie makes me laugh out loud. And I don't think Eddie's the guy to stand up and do a whole monologue. We're not talking monologue. But he's very witty. He's the wittiest of all. What? Thanks, man. This is another example of Bobby.

This is Bobby's humor right here. He's showing how funny he is. And then Raymundo. Oh, stop it. Raymond is pretty funny. And then Amy, close to Raymondo. Close. And then Lunchbox.

Okay, wait. So, like, five years ago before Eddie joined the show, so before Ray and Eddie were on the show, I was the funniest. Uh-oh. That's what it comes down to. Yeah. I'm just focusing on that. So there was a point in time where I was the funniest.

Absolutely. Lunchbox, you rank them real quick. Oh, that's easy. It's myself, then Ray Mundo, then Amy, then maybe the phone screener, then Eddie. He's hating. What Eddie is is he tries too hard. to be funny I think Eddie's the wittiest

I know we heard you we are too wow haters in the house yes because I'm just not kidding I don't get it like I feel like I can have some quick wit sometimes I feel like you miss some of my jokes

Oh yeah my jokes go right over your head Are you so beautiful? You're busy So intellectual No no not intellectually It's just you're busy and you hear other things Eddie's louder

Like Eddie cracking jokes Oh my goodness See that's real fun Eddie Well, thank you all for being a part of this segment. Bye. Bye. It's a Bobby Bones show. Trending right now.

Avengers Infinity War sourced to $2 billion at the worldwide box office. Show a hands in the room. Who has seen Avengers Infinity War? Just Mike D? Mm-hmm. No hands. I love the first Avengers.

I just am not motivated to go sit in a room with a bunch of other people I don't know in gross chairs. Yeah, when can we rent it at home? Probably now, huh? Is it close to that? I saw on Netflix you can watch Thor Ragnarok. Like, they got that one. Okay.

What? What? Is that the next Thor? That's the Thor movie. Yeah, that's the sequel to Thor. Oh, I'm going to have to check that out. I like Thor. Also, today is Rivers Cuomo's 49th birthday.

Here's a little Weezer for you. He's a Harvard graduate. He was burnt out after the success of Weezer's self-titled album. He went back to Harvard. He dropped out to record Weezer again. he later re-enrolled and graduated. Like, he's just like a brain guy. Wow.

Super smart. One of my favorite pictures is me and Rivers Cuomo from Weezer. I took it. Yeah, that's right. Photocrat. I'm a big Weezer fan, which is partially why I wear these glasses

between Buddy Holly and Rivers Cuomo. Like both people, that's why I wear my glass, these big dark glasses. And finally, Kanye West's entire album hits the top 40. There were seven tracks, and all of them hits the top 40. Kanye, it's called Ye.

Here's a song from that record. Someday we gonna set it off. Someday we don't get it. this song, baby, don't you bet it all. Like Weezer, I'm also a big Kanye fan, and so I thought it was pretty cool that all his songs at the top 40 at once. So that's what's happening right now. Hey, by the way, let me mention this. My jury duty is happening on July 8th now. Oh. Like, I have to go. Now, they wanted me to go on my book tour, and I was like, well, I can't. Is there any way that I can not do jury duty?

And they said, well, you can not do it on this day, but you have to come July 8th. So as soon as the show is over, I got to go in. I have to leave half hour early. I hope I at a murder case. I don't want to break this to you, but July 8th is a Sunday. Oh, is that right? Maybe it's the 9th you need to be there or something. I just don't you showing up on a Sunday. Like, hey, guys. Yeah, well, maybe it's on the 9th. Yeah. But yeah, it is the 9th, yeah. The 9th. At 930. So I have to leave the show a little bit early on that day. Oh, gosh. We're going to have to prep you. I know. Do I have to wear a suit and tie or what? Yeah, you're going to need to go dressed up with a briefcase.

By the way, Eddie's wife got a traffic ticket and wants lunchbox to represent her in court? She sure did, and she's 100% guilty. I mean, there's no chance she's like got a case, but she thinks you can do it. What did she get pulled over for? She was going, I think, 40 and

15. What? What? And I believe that was after she ran a stop sign. And is this before, after she crushed my light at my house? Whoa, whoa, bones. Different. separate incident. We don't want to merge the two. Okay. I don't remember

if it was before. Probably before. So she wants lunchbox to go to court and represent her? Yeah. She thinks the lunchbox can fight it. Interesting. But she's a little worried about like, you know, if he fails, like she has to pay court fees and all that. It could be really expensive, right? Yes. I think

lunchbox, what do you charge her to do that? What do you charge her? $150 family rate? $150. And he'll cover all the lawyer fees. Oh. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I didn't say I'd cover all the lawyer fees. You're the lawyer, dude. That's a lawyer fee. Yeah, I get $150. And then she has to pay all the court fees on top of that. Okay, I don't know. You guys don't even know what you're talking about at this point. You're just saying the lawyer doesn't pay for them.

The client does. No, I know. Okay, listen. Who's been to court? Who's been to court? Eddie, for $100. I've been to court a few times. But Eddie, for $150.

Okay. Tell her a lunchbox to represent her in court. Let me know by tomorrow. Let me talk to her. I'll get back to you. And what does she expect at the lunchbox? To dismiss the ticket. He needs to know some facts about why she was,

and was there a reason she was running? No, I think she was late for school, I guess. Well, no, she needs a better story because he's got to go to represent her. Okay. Let us know tomorrow, okay? I will, I will. Okay.

Lunchbox always throws business ideas at us. He's never run a business successfully. But for some reason he thinks we can give him more money to run a business. I don't know why, but today he says he's got a home run. Lunchbox, the floor is yours, my friend. Ah, okay. So, I'm about to have my first kid. Yeah.

And I discover there's something that every parent needs, and they're in such high demand, there's not enough space for all the kids that are being born. Guys, we need to put our money together, and we need to start a daycare. I am telling you, we've been to these daycares, and, like, they go in and they give us a tour, and they're like, okay, well, it's a 24-month wait. What? 24 months! That's two years. They tell us they have people on the list that aren't

even pregnant yet. They sign up years in advance anticipating having a kid. That means we open a daycare. We're going to be booked for years to come. As long as you're highly sought after daycare. Yeah, I'm going to let you pursue that one on your own. This shark

will not give you any money. Wait, wait, wait. Before you go out, before you go out, you have to understand. This is your only opportunity. This is no joke. This is easy money. 24 month waiting period. I thought he had some idea, some new idea. Daycare has been around for 100 years. Yes, but obviously there's not enough of them if we're waiting that long to get into them. No, you just must be visiting like really like, again, highly sought after daycares. Most like like a school, like schools get like that sometimes, but. What's the deal of lunchbox with you and your baby? Like, are you going to

put baby in daycare or what? Yeah, that's what we're trying to do. We went and toured a couple of them and there's such a long wait. Like one of them were number 28 on the wait list. And in the five years, before they go to kindergarten, 18 people will get in. So we're just hoping people drop out or move. What are you trying to get up in Harvard or what? What's the deal here?

It's just right down the street from our house. We walked the dogs by it, so we thought we'd drop in. That's a good reason. We walked the dogs by it, so let's put her baby there. Yeah. And there's another one right here by work so my wife could drop it off and I could pick it up right after work. It.

It's. It's. It's. It's a month waiting list. You're going to pick your baby up after we get off there. So the baby's going to be there for, what, an hour? Well, I'm going to take a nap first. Okay.

There's no way. There's no way lunchbox is picking the baby. He's going to leave it there until three. Hold on, hold on. Let me hear this plan. Okay. So you're having this baby in August lunchbox. Yeah, and she'll be out of work for four months.

Okay, so for four months. And then. And then she will drop the baby off when she goes to work. At one time. It depends on what time. goes to work. Okay, so let's say 8 a.m. 8.

And then I'll go home, take a nap, and then I go pick the kid up. Okay, so really it being by our office has nothing to do. Well, that's close enough if I have to go get it right after work, I can go. I'm not to say,

there's zero percent chance. No chance. Because he won't get anything. He won't get a nap. He won't get anything done. He won't be able to go golf with Eddie. That's a good point. All good points.

Don't you think lunchbox he thinks he's going to live this life of being Mr. Knapp, Mr. Goss, Mr. Socker. All while his wife is at work, there's no way he's going to be at home being Mr. Mom. This is not happening. One, I'm offended by your lack of confidence in me and being a parent that it takes care of my child. But yes, I am going to need a nap. Like, I get up so early, it would just be, I've talked to other people in the industry that have morning jobs like us.

And they said, listen, I tried it without a nap and it's miserable. You're not present. You're miserable. you really need a nap. So we are going to go the daycare route. But if we can get into a daycare. But yes, I plan on taking care of my kid after the nap. Okay.

And how long are these naps? Still like four hours? Yeah, well, I mean, if daycare is open until five. Yeah, there you go. So now the baby went from being picked up at 10 a.m. The baby has a full-time job. Eight to five. Listen, lunchbox, none of us want to get into your daycare business.

Wait, no, no. You're the only one who said, no. Amy, you know this. Kids need a daycare. You want in. My point is, why would she get in with you? If she wanted to start a daycare, why would she just start it herself? It's not like some idea you can work with.

That sounds like really taxing and exhausting. Well, you don't have to be the one running the daycare. You hire people. Well, can you guarantee? What's the return on investment? Oh, is immediate. I mean, that's not. That's not worth.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you, lunchbox. All right. We rest. Okay. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

So a couple of years ago, this kid, Tyler, saw four officers and asked his mom if he could buy them donuts with his allowance. He went and did it. The officers were so appreciative. It got him to think bigger. So he created Donut Boy. And he's been traveling the country with his mom. And in two years, they've delivered 65,000 donuts to officers in 31 states. Again, all of this in less than two years.

He and his mom, they just hit the road during school breaks and summer vacation. and they pass out donuts. Well, one, how about that mom for going out with that? How about him? And then thirdly, the greatest superhero I've ever heard of. Donut boy? Are you kidding me? Amazing.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. Hey, Lunchbox, I hear that you're a bit jealous that nobody cares about you and they only want to talk about your wife's pregnancy now.

Yeah, I guess jealous would be a good word to describe it because whenever you see anybody now, anybody like, oh, how's your wife doing? How's the pregnancy going? Hello, I'm a human. How about how are you doing? How is your life? Are you excited about the baby? No, the conversation starts off.

The first question is, how is your wife doing every single time? And to me, that's a little rude. Because why, you're famous in your mind? Well, I'm famous. And so you want to talk about me and what I'm doing and how works. going and just how life is going. It's not all about my wife. I understand she's the one carrying the baby, but why is everything about her? Do you feel like a little bit you're pregnant too? Yeah. I have to suffer through things. I have to buy the diapers. I got to pay for doctor's visits. I have to do this

stuff. So I am pretty much carrying the baby because I had to go slow with my wife when she walks. I have to walk slow with her. When we go to the grocery store, I have to park closer because she wants me to park closer. I mean, I got to carry all the groceries out. Do they ask me, how am I feeling? No, is your back tired from doing all the work? No one cares. So, do you think she has that harder right now or you?

Probably me. Hmm. That's interesting theory. I mean, I understand she's carrying the baby. Yeah, yes, she's pregnant. But then I'm doing all the work. Like what? He just told us all to edit

He just got to park the car close to this How's the sleeping lunchbox? I sleep like a champ, man Let me tell you I've been great She's not sleep No, not you dude See?

There you go again You're only concerned about my wife This is a case in point How is it going with her And then you guys in the bed? In the bed is fine Her sleep Is struggling

She'll wake up and the next day I didn't sleep well I was away I slept for like three hours and I woke up for an hour and then I went back to sleep for two hours and I was awake for an hour. So she's having a harder time sleeping

and it's only going to get worse from here because we're in the third trimester and everything you read online says the third trimester, you're not going to get a lot of rest. Sleep's going to become really hard. And so what are you going to do if she just can't sleep? Send her downstairs. Like it says, you know, maybe read a book

or listen to some soft music so she can do that downstairs because I'll be asleep and I don't need her to wake me up. and you think your sleep's more valuable because because I got to go to work at 4 o'clock in the morning like she don't you don't though you're the last one here every morning I understand that but I get up at 4 o'clock in the morning she goes into work later than me so she can sleep in even if she's a little tired

she's just sitting down behind a desk all day she hides in an office she doesn't have to entertain people I have to have my energy to be funny well listen I like this glimpse into your life yeah but definitely definitely a different perspective than I've heard before. Yeah, but next time, ask me how my sleep is, and then we can move on to my wife's sleep. All right, you got it, buddy. Thank you. You got that. Because I'm a human too. You are a human too. Dirk's new album out. It's called The Mountain. Last night, Dirk's and I were together in New York. We did a big party where he played a bunch of live songs. And this new

record has Woman Amen. It has Burning Man. But I was thinking, Dirk's has 17 number ones, which is crazy. Here are my favorite three Dirk's Bentley songs of all time. At number three, Dirk Spantley and Casey Musgraves, Bourbon and Kentucky. So that song was a radio single for a minute and they pulled it because they were like, radio people were like, I don't know about that one. Well, they were wrong because I love that song.

Eddie, you like that one? I love it, man. I forgot about that one. Yeah, Dirk's and Casey Musgraves. My third favorite Dirk's song. My second favorite Dirk's song is Dirk's, I Hold On. And my first is, wasn't a single. It's Dirk's and Maren Morris. doing I'll be the moon. My favorite Dirk song, here it is. I don't want to be a life.

I don't want to be a food. I don't want to be a secret, but I will if you want me to. You can leave me in the dark if that's all I get from you. You can be the song. I'll be the moon. There you go.

Now, Amy's a big Dirk's fan, so much so that she had her husband get a haircut like Dirk's. A years ago. Every time Darks came in, she's like, I don't know why I'm wearing this prom dress. No, I'm not. I'm like, hey, what's up?

And you have a chair with his face on it. He did that. Well, regardless. What's your favorite Dirk's song? I mean, this is like, hands down will always do my favorite, and it's come a little closer. I can't, I can never shake this. I feel like letting go. That's sexy to you, or what?

Yeah, it's a really good song. You don't think so? I love it. It's the first time Dirkson and I ever met, we sang. this song together. See? Yeah. Yeah, I just wondering. There you go. Anything else you like to add? Yes, I have another favorite one

and it's riser. Okay. It's a good one. That's a jam. There you go. Well, congrats to Dirk's. His 17th number one. Got a new record. Got to spend some time with him last night as he's doing a bunch of press there. And we'll see him soon. He's going to come back in next week because I think Burn a man officially goes to radio. So he's going to come back in next week.

So anyway, always good to see Dirk's there. It's a Bobby Bones show. Yeah, morning, morning, morning. Hey, Hannah and Louisiana, what's happening? Hey. What are you doing? I'm driving to work. Yeah?

So here you are, driving to work early in the morning, listening to the show. You called us, which is a big deal, because who picks up a phone and calls the radio station? Like, I really appreciate that because you really ask that question. Like, how often do people really pick up a phone and call the radio station? So it means a lot that you call. So whatever you need, I'm going to help you with. with. Okay. So sorry about my voice. I'm a little sick right now. But anyway, so my question is, what happened to the Bobbycast tapes about the Trouble Tap? Oh, so we have a series on the

Bobbycast called The Trouble Tapes, and there's an entire episode about when I bought the billboards to trick all of the country music community in all of America. And the pushback I got from that and how it all went down, I secretly bought the billboards. So if you go to the Bobbycast and listen, but we're doing a whole series. I believe the next one's going to be a show. I believe the next one's wanted to be about Oh, the robbery Well, it wasn't really a robbery But lunchbox went to jail

On the show And so the next one's Going to be about that He put some panty hose Over his face And bought gum And That one would probably be up

In a month or so But yeah, that would be the next one The subject of the next one The Trouble Taps Volume 2 Will be the great ski mask Heist

Which wasn't a ski mask ever He never had a ski mask on The news said it was A ski mask The whole bit was Hey Lunchbox Puts Pets Pants goes on your head. Go buy gum and walk out. Don't do anything. Next thing you know he's being held

at gunpoint thrown in jail. Yeah. Yeah, it was very dumb by me and then him. And then when the cops came, the cops were like, okay, lunchbox is the back of a cop car. They come up to the building, right? And they're like, you need to come outside, Mr. Bones, and he talked to you. And I walk out and they were like, in lunchbox, it's like in the back of a cop car. And I'm like, I don't know who that is. Never seen him in my life. Never seen before my life. Yeah. How are you feeling in the back of that cop car, lunchbox? I was like, oh man, that's a bad day. I mean, really?

Did you think, I mean, I'm going to go to jail for a long time? No, I thought they were overreacting. Because you really, in the end, he did nothing wrong legally. And they dropped all the charges. It took months. They charged him a terroristic threatening. Yeah, I was just like, man, really all this over a pack of gum? I thought, I mean.

And more the panty hose over the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it wasn't about the gum. But I was like, I'm 22, so I was like, man, this is dumb. I still got time. And we were suspended for weeks. We were spent it weeks, not knowing we're going to get our job back. But that'll be the next episode, Hannah. Okay.

So for now, it'd be about a month or so. Okay. All right, but thank you for listening. Anything exciting happening today? Oh, sell a house. What's the most expensive house you're trying to sell right now? I have a very large market. What's your name?

Let's throw it out there, so in case anyone's listening. Hannah Gibbon. Oh, of? Realty. There we go. In. Munra, Louisiana. There we go.

Oh, man, that's a good plug. Hey, appreciate the call. Thank you very much. Talk to you soon, all right? It's a Bobby Bone Show. Right, around the room. What's happening in your life right now? Let's go, who sits to my left, my co-host, Amy.

Amy, what's happening in your life right now? I definitely thought this was not going to ever happen, but my daughter was invited to an American Girl Doll party at the American Girl Doll store. Yeah, that's trouble, huh? Yeah, I didn't want her to know such a store existed because I just feel like that opens up a whole. whole like Pandora's box. So I have successfully avoided her knowing that it exists, but I can't keep her from going to a party.

So that's what's going on in my life. It's like part of me wants her to not go to this party. But the other half of me is like, okay, you know, she doesn't have that many girlfriends yet. I can't keep her from a party. You know, and you did tell her that I was the creator of the American Girl doll because I got her for when she came to America and then for a birthday, I got her some more stuff. Yeah.

So then you're going to look like a liar. though. I know. She's going to, she's going to, or she, or, or I tell her this is Bobby's other house and only Bobby's money is good here. So you're going to have to write down a list of everything that you want and give it to Bobby. Oh, what a web we weave. When first we something, something, something deceive. Oh. You know what I mean? I know. It's tangled right now for sure. You let her go to the party. Oh, for sure. I have to let her go to the party. But yeah, now she's going to either be looking for you in the back? Yeah, just tell her on there watching.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Lunchbox, what's happening in your life right now? I'm feeling the wrath of a 10-year-old. I didn't realize kids remembered things they tell you, and when you lie to them, they hold it against you, and they don't talk to you. My goddaughter, she did something this weekend. I was like, oh, yeah, I'll use you and tell me something good. I'll do it, tell me something good about you on Monday.

And, of course, I wasn't really doing it. I was just trying to make the 10-year-old feel good. So she listened every day, and now she's not talking to me. Who's your goddaughter? You bring this up randomly and just walk away from it. Her name's Veda. She lives in Corpus Christi and she's my goddaughter. It's my buddy that I went to college with and his first kid and he named me the godfather

because I'm so awesome and we're like best friends. So he said if anything happens, you get my daughter. What? I don't know if that's really what I mean. Yeah, that's what that means, right? It doesn't always have to mean that, but mostly yes. It means if they die, Lunchbox is now the dad of the kid. Wow.

You can shout to her right now. Now, tell me something good. Okay. Are you going to hit the button? No. Okay. So we were walking out of a museum this past weekend, and there was these kids selling Cokes and candy,

and she had $5 left over from the gift shop. Her dad gave her $20. She spent $15, and he wouldn't let her buy candy. And we keep walking. Then she goes, but, Dad, they're working hard. Can I just go give them my extra money? And she went back and gave them the $5 just because they were working hard, and she felt bad for him.

Wow. Hey, I like that. That's awesome. There you go. There you go. Tell me something good, Veda. There you go. Now you can talk to me again.

Okay. That's a good one, lunchbox. I like it. How about you, Bobby? What's going on in your life? It's a lot of the book, man. I'm just in book press mode. It comes on on Tuesday.

Yeah. So that, and that's it, doing the show all morning and then doing book stuff all day. But it's six days away? That book comes down six days? I have two weeks of full press. Where I'm doing today's show,

Good Morning America. I'm doing all those type things, which is pretty cool, that they think I'm cool enough to come on their shows because it's always been like, nah, we're good. But so, yeah, that's it. That's awesome. Because you're a New York Times best seller. I don't think it matters, though, to anybody.

I think it does. I think that's a big deal or else people wouldn't say, hey, I'm a New York Times bestseller. That's why they have the list. I don't say that. Well, you should, hey, I got you that shirt, so when you go on the Today Show, you should wear your shirt. That says, I'm a New York Times best seller?

Yes, absolutely. Self-promotion. Lunchbox should handle all your PR. Yeah. You just tell them how good you are. And then they'll know. Exactly. You have to sell yourself. When you go on those shows, that's what you're doing.

You're selling yourself. And if someone sees that you're already a New York Times bestseller, they're going to be more inclined to pick the book up. Hey, so Lunchbox, we were talking about, and you brought it up that in the book, I write about me meeting my dad. Oh, yeah, man. My biological day. Did you ever read that in the book?

Did you read the story yet? No, I don't want to read it until we can talk about it. Because I'm going to blurt it out because I'm, I am. so blown away that you went and met your dad. And that's chapter one, you said. It's in chapter one, yes. So I am waiting until next week when we can actually talk about it and break it down because I'm going to have so many questions and I'm not going to be able to hold it in for the next five, six days.

That's true. He's not. He's like about to explode right now. What's the one question you want to ask? Oh, one. I just want to know how you got in contact with him. Like how did you, like what? Did you have someone call him? Did you send him a message on Facebook? Did you just show up at his house? Like, did you look them up in the phone book? Because I know there are still phone books. I just, there's so many questions.

Well, I do actually write about that. So the first chapter of the book that comes out on Tuesday is me talking about how I went and met my biological father, who I haven't seen in 30 years. And so Amy's been the only one to know the secret. Eddie didn't even know. Eddie knows all the secrets. No clue. Yeah.

Because Eddie's the funniest. So he knows stuff. Yeah, maybe you just didn't want me to make jokes about it. Maybe that's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. Amy rolled her eyes when I said that. Was that one of his jokes just now?

Amy. It wasn't a very funny joke. It was a poor attempt at a joke. And then I got a question, like, at the end of the whole thing, did you hug? Did you say, hey, we'll talk later. Did you leave it open? Well, a lot of this stuff will be answered when you read. Yeah, you'll read it in the book.

Once you do read it, I think you'll have more questions. And then I want to know your emotions like now, like looking back on it, like, do you wish you would have done it sooner? Do you regret doing it? Are you glad you? There's a lot of questions. I think that's what I've been. It's all in there. Well, no, no, no, no.

I'm most curious about now that there's been so much separation, kind of where it lies. Yeah, I'll let you know. Yeah, we'll come back to it. Yeah. So that's my life right now. I'm just getting rid of this book next Tuesday. And, you know, just the chicks, you know. What?

What chicks? There are no chicks. Exactly. All right. Hey, I'm going to play. You got us on that one, Bones. It's almost like Annie told a joke. I can't stop laughing.

Okay. I haven't been on a single date since I, I think July of last year. Oh, man. Yeah, maybe August. Who? Who? What?

Who? I'm trying to think of who you even went out with. My ex-girlfriend. Oh. Yeah, that's who would have been the last date. Oh, I thought maybe, okay, yeah. I didn't. Yeah, but I mean, going on a date with your girlfriend doesn't count.

Yeah. We're talking about new, new boy. I thought you went on a new date with somebody. No, no, no. I haven't. Not yet. Wow. Nobody's asked me.

Oh, here we go. Okay. Hey, ladies, just go to at Mr. Bybones on Twitter and ask them on a date. he'll go. He's just looking for someone to ask. It's a Bobby Bones show. By the way, I do a show from my house called The Bobbycast that you can listen to it today. When the show's over, listen to that. Maddie Poppy was just by the winner of American Idol.

Also, Red Aiken's the singer slash songwriter slash Thomas Rett's dad. So check that out. Over to our 24-year-old right now. So the first smart food storage system is here. What's a smart food storage system? Well, it helps you, like, tell when your food goes bad. You put a clip on it and put the information in the nap, and then it tells you that your food's about to go bad,

and then it sends you a recipe to use that bad food before it goes bad, so you don't waste it. That's interesting. I'm not going to take the time to enter it. That's what I hear, too. Like, I'm not trying to enter anything into an app. I just kind of know, okay, I made... That's just the thing.

Kids growing up with this stuff, they're never going to know. They're going to put chicken in the fridge, and they're going to not know when it goes bad. Like I know that four or five days after I cook something, it's probably bad. Eddie, you hear this? Yeah, I like it. You do? I like it.

If it can make it easy to scan it or whatever and put it in there, I'd love it because I'm always smelling raw chicken to see if it's good or tasting milk, and I'm done with that. You smell raw chicken? I do. I was reading a story about shoes. They're going to start developing these smart shoes, and they'll slowly roll out over the next five years or so in all the shoes, and it can tell your doctor how you've been running, your feet, your walk. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. Wow. We're going to be so reliant on technology. Again, when it craps out, we're all done, boys and girls. Let's hope those shoes look cool, though. I think it's going to be pretty much implemented into all shoes. Oh, okay.

Not like a certain kind of cool high top. Maybe at first. The shoes are going to know when the shoes are going bad and you're going to need new shoes and they're just going to arrive in the mail. That's like an oil change, though. Every 3,000 miles? No way. You're so right.

You're crazy if I'm getting my oil change every 3,000 miles. How long do you do it then? Five. Five. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Morgan number two?

24-year-old Morgan number two, thank you very much. You're welcome. We're not trying to rain on your parade for us. I guess we're too old, huh? But Eddie's into it, and he's the oldest one here. Thanks, shot. Shot, shot, shot fire. Sorry.

The Bobby Bone Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Spin classes and CrossFit and stuff. They're sending people to the emergency room with injuries that are equivalent to, like, car crash and stuff. Because they're just, like, going way too hardcore. And doctors are like, slow down. because a lot of these places offer packages or bundles right when you join and you get like 10 classes for whatever and people go all in and their bodies are just not ready for it and then they end up in the ER. Okay, I can't laugh at them because I do that.

It's like, okay, time to go to CrossFit. I'll buy 100 classes, please. I'm going to do them all this week. Yeah. So that's how I live my life. That being said, when I was doing CrossFit, I've never been as injured as when I was always doing CrossFit. It's a bunch of free weights and you're flipping things around. there are a bunch of meatheads, and you want to be a meathead. Well, you're so competitive because you want to win.

All I want to do is be the top of that big board. Like all my life, I've just wanted to not lose. And I crossed it was not good for my personality. Because I just tried to win. I would do everything wrong at all costs as long as I won. But I get it. I was hurt all the time. What else you got?

Russian workers are undergoing training to learn how to smile ahead of the World Cup. Evidently, the country is kind of like, hey, we kind of have this stereotype that we're unfriendly. So let's break that at the World Cup. So they're expecting 1.5 million tourists to be showing up and they want people to walk away thinking that Russians are friendly. The World Cup kicks off tomorrow. It does?

Yeah. Wow, who cares about the World Cup without America in it, right? I care. I don't. Soccer fans. I don't care about anything international. Nope, don't care. You can put, who's playing?

Pelea and Eagle-Eacherry or what? Are they playing each other? Eagle-eyed cherry. All right. What else name? I just thought it was funny that a country. like practicing being friendly. Everybody smile.

So an Instagram model was left partially blind after trying to get this controversial surgery done to change her eye color. It's not legal in the U.S., so she flew to Bogota, Columbia, and she wanted to change her hazel eyes to light gray, and now she's basically has the sight of a 90-year-old. Yeah, you think, stick a bunch of needles in your eyeball,

see what happens. I saw another girl who was addicted to tattoos on Instagram and she had all of the insides of her eyes tattooed blue. Her eyeball. Wow. It'd be cool to have blue eyes, though. Would you?

Oh, so you'd fly to Bogota. No one knows what it's like to be the sad man. To be the bad man. Behind blue eyes. Oh, that's where y'all are going with that. That's right. The hoo.

And then later on, Lent Biscuit. That's right. Yeah. Is that it, A name? Yeah, I mean, that's my pile. The Bobby Bone Show. Gonna wrap it up. I've been doing the show on New York City today, but let me tell you, AIM, lunchbox, Eddie,

I just can't wait to get back and see your faces in the morning. Same, same, same, same. No, I miss you guys today. I'm up here in the big city, but you know what I like better than the big city? The big hearts that you three have. Oh, thanks, man. I know. I mean, this is the studio here, it's just not the same without you.

Yeah, it's nice and warm. We're missing something. I wish that Dirk's was flying home today because, you know, Dirk's has an airplane. Mm-hmm. Because he's a pilot. Yeah, and I just get on the same. the airplane, but you can't. He invited me to fly up with them, but I couldn't because I was, and he invited me eat dinner with them and I couldn't. You know what I mean? Wow. I got to start

like not. What's this life? I got to start not working so much. I can do cool things. There's no life. I just haven't done any. You know what I mean? Well, no. The fact that you're even getting asked is kind of crazy. Well, to be fair, I probably have between five and seven friends that are artists. Like I would consider friends. And Dirk's is one of them. Fair? Fair. There you go. Thank you very much. I'll be back today. I'll see you guys. I'll see you guys later. I'm gonna do yoga tonight. I've been on yoga in a long time. Do you know I wrote about yoga in my book, Hot Yoga? Did you fail at it? What did you say? Well, and I really haven't mentioned the book in a couple of days on purpose. I don't want to beat people up over it, but my book comes out in six

days, which is crazy. But it's more about how I felt so ridiculous the first time I did hot yoga and I thought everyone was watching me. And really, no one was. Because once I did it, a fourth and a ninth and a 13th time, I realized nobody watches anyone but themselves. So as ridiculous as you feel, the only one paying attention to yourself. And so I took that into life and realized that no matter what I'm doing, how goofy I look and how I feel like all the attentions on me and everyone's laughing at me. Really, they're not.

They're not. Nobody cares. And so I took that lesson from hot yoga and put it into my book. Good. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's a great life lesson. Well, I wrote a whole chapter on it. It's called Fail Until You Don't. Comes out Tuesday. And let me tell you, I cannot wait for this thing to be out. Not so everybody gets some wealth of knowledge that I'm

delivering, but so I can stop talking about it. You know what I mean? Well, no. What are we supposed to say to this? that like, amen. Yeah, I got you for sure. Preach. Yeah, no, I mean, I can't wait for it to be out, but I don't want to beat our listeners

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