The Bobby Bones Show - Will It Uber?: Bag Of Fake Cash Edition

Episode Date: March 14, 2018

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Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. So Mike D., who works behind the scenes on the show. Was at the mall, and he saw Keith Urban at the mall with the daughter, right? Yeah. So was he trying to hide and not be Keith Urban? I don't think so.

He was wearing a graffiti jacket. Oh, he's wearing his tour jacket. Yeah. And so he was just walking around? Yeah, he was him his daughters, buying them clothes. Where were they going? Nordstrom. Huh.

Did you follow them and see what they were buying? I was going to the same store. We went down the same escalator, and I think he thought it was following him a bit. Did he know who you were? No. He just kind of made eye contact with me and then brought his daughters in a little closer. picture, did you talk to him? Did you do anything? Like, what did you do? I don't think you take a picture of them.

I mean, I bet people do, but was anyone bothering him? No, they were helping him find clothes. I remember once I went to, and I know Keith the bit, but I went to a restaurant, and I saw Keith Urban in a restaurant, and he was, him and Nicole were sitting having dinner, and they were in a terrible seat right by the kitchen. Like the door was almost hitting the table. And I was like, you're Keith Urban. How do you not get a better seat than this? And if it was the only one available, how did they not find you a bit?

better see than this. But yeah, he's pretty normal to be a multi-millionaire, super good looking genius musician. He does drive basically a Batmobile. Other than that, pretty normal, dude. He,

people see him at pancake pantry all the time in Nashville. Oh, he frequents there? Yeah, I think he just goes in and has some breakfast and hangs out. Okay. You ever seen Urban out? No, I haven't seen Urban. I see other people, but never who do you see out lately? A late. A late. Yeah. I guess with your kids, you haven't seen a lot of celebrities. You haven't been doing much celebrities.

No, but I mean, I see them at grocery stores or running errands. Before, like Dirk's at Whole Foods. Recently, the most recent celebrity you've run into. Kimberly from Little Big Town. Kimberly Slatman? Yeah. I was walking down the street and I saw Kimberly Slatman. I was standing at a corner getting a haircut and she pulls up beside me in her SUV. And I was like, hey! And she rolls and when her down and goes, hey, Bobby. And I was like, what are you doing? being funny because she was just driving down the road.

Driving. And she was like, I'm just going somewhere. I'm like, all right, me too, bye. It's totally random and awkward. But yeah, anybody else see a celebrity recently? I saw the bearded brother from Brothers Osborne at the grocery store. Oh, John? Yeah, that's his name.

I see him there at our local one. Yeah. But you live next to Brothers Osborne, just not John. You live next to TJ. Yeah. We all shop at the same little market. Yeah. Amy's so cool.

So cool. ran into him too. He's cool. Same market. Why do I get picked on for trying to be cool when it's same thing? Because you see way more and you hang out with like songwriter song, you know, why hang out with them? No, no, no, no, no, no.

These wives that I become friends with. Amy's in the wives club, songwrap, no, no, no, no. They happen to be married to people that write songs. Like, I didn't, I didn't. It's not like we planned it. Uh-huh. Yeah, all the guys that hang out with, they're married to like just regular, like, doctors and stuff.

Yeah. Oh, doctors? Dang, doctors. Oh, pediatricians. All Amity's friends are married to, you know, just Nashville's song writers. Two of them. Yeah.

Okay, whatever. Okay. Anyway. Anyway, Mike D. saw Keith Urban at the mall. Anyway, anyway. With his daughter's just chilling buying clothes. Amy wasn't trying to not be. He didn't have a hat on.

Do you have a hat on? No. No. All right, cool. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Jennan Johnson needed a kidney so she got on social media

because they said hey you have about four years and if you don't get a kidney well it's not going to work out too well for you and the weight list was eight years wow so crazy imagine being put in that situation though like hey you need this body part and you have four years bad news is it takes eight years to get it

so she just posts on Facebook and there's a yoga instructor a complete stranger who was friends of a friend who saw it so now I go see if a match she was and she's giving her a kidney. Wow. Like straight up doesn't even know her. That stranger stuff.

I mean, you just must be, you just has this urine, like you feel called right away to go do something like that. Maybe we'll wake up one day and do that. Think the good Lord says, hey, you need to. It is a special calling. Give away your pancreas today. What? Okay.

Yeah, no, I agree. Whatever that is, I don't have that. I'd be afraid. Yeah, yet. You could wake up tomorrow and be like, Yeah. You may see that post or that... Or I get a call from Amy going, Bobby. I need a foot.

All right. Okay. Fine, fine. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. Sad news to report professor and world famous physicist Stephen Hawking died at the age of 76

peacefully at his home. In Virginia, authorities say a resource officer at George Washington Middle School accidentally fired his weapon inside his office yesterday. Luckily, nobody was injured in the incident. Officer has been placed on leave. And finally, that Nor'Easter that hit Boston, pretty hard the last couple days. For the most part, the snow is over. You can now start to dig out.

Some places in the Northeast saw almost two feet of snow. Trenton in Texas. What's up, bud? Hello, hello. Hello, hello. What's on, buddy? I wanted to hear a little something from Judge Common Sense. You got it.

All right. Judge Common Sense has taken the state. studio, that's me. You may all be seated. Okay, go ahead, Trent. All right, so you know, at the time of you start getting your yard all pretty and nice. Somebody in the neighborhood, they're bringing their dog by early in the morning, and he keeps taking a dump in my front yard, and the kids play out there. So how do you handle that situation? Do you have a camera, like on your front door camera? I do have a doorbell camera. Okay. So does it record all the time, or just when something activates it?

When something activates it, which it's motion activated. Can you not go and look at your tape and see who it is? I have a really good idea of who it is. I just don't know what to do if I can't. So the next time you see them, say, hey, listen, somebody's dog is using the bathroom in my front yard. I don't know whose it is, but if you know who it is, would you let me know? I'm just trying to make sure it's not happening in other people's yards too. They'll get the point and they'll stop doing it.

All you have to say it to them. I will do it. Don't be accusational. Like, I know your dog's pooping in my yard. But if you say, hey, some of these dogs pooping in a bunch of people's yards, we're kind of upset trying to figure who it is, is this happening to you? And they'll be like, oh, oh, oh. That's probably way better.

Yeah, and they'll stop. Instead of just being like, poop, yeah. That's what Judge Common Sense says on this. And that makes sense. Thank you very much. All right, all right. How are the kids, Trenton? They're good.

They're good. Yeah, how old are they? We've got 11, 13, almost 14, and 16. You can also say, hey, kids, watch out for dog poop before you go out. You haven't seen my wife found yesterday, and she was not happy. Yeah, I get it. One day I'll get a wife. I bet she won't be happy either.

All right, hey, Trenton, glad I could solve your case. I'm leaving the corridor. All right. Judge Comit says is leaving. Goodbye, everybody. They may leave the stand. Thank you very much. The Bobby Bone Show. your positivity around the room with some tell me something good.

Yeah, these high school sweethearts had their wedding in the same hallway where they first met in the ninth grade. Chris Gash and Jen Sudall met in ninth grade at Clifton High School in New Jersey. They were high school sweethearts. They went their own ways, college, they got back together 20 years later, and now they're getting married in the hallway. Wow. Isn't that crazy?

Good for the school for letting them. You know what I mean? Good for them. Amy, you're up. Well, a little baby needed a liver, so her new nanny donated part of hers. The nanny is only 22 years old and it only been nannying for the boy for three weeks when she made the decision. It had a rare liver disease. And she was like, you know what, I'll give him part of mine.

So she legit did. A priceless gift that the child's family says saved their baby. Was it priceless they pay her? I don't know. She got fired six weeks later? I charged them overtime for the child. that one. Yeah.

Job security. Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm sure there's some job security involved there. Lunchbox. Brandon was on vacation in Virginia visiting his mom and he's like, I think I'm going to go to the store. I'm going to buy a lottery ticket. She goes, you should use family birthdays.

He goes, okay, mom writes them down, boom, cash five. Oh, for the numbers. Yeah. The birthdays. And so it comes up. First number match. Matches all five numbers. He wins $100,000.

Chaching, sheching, cha-ching. Chaching, so happy for Brandon. Have you ever tried the birthday thing? Do you ever try numbers? No, because if I did numbers and then I didn't play them the next time and they won, I would be, I'd never forget myself. Oh my God. It's just quick picks.

Now that you're going to have a baby, are you going to play the lottery less? Probably going to have to reevaluate my lottery playing. I'm going to have to crunch some numbers and probably do a little bit less per paycheck. Wow. This is, he's changing. Because he does $100 per paycheck right now. Yeah. What do you hope to do?

I probably will have to take it down to $50 a paycheck. Or if you keep it 100 or increase it, you increase your odds of winning. And then you can support your baby for life. $200 a paycheck. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.

The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Jessica in Vegas. Hello. Good morning. What's going on? Good morning. I'm just getting ready for work Oh cool

Thanks for calling What can I do for you? I just want to talk to Amy Actually my boyfriend Is the Marine Corps And he is about to deploy And I just been looking for advice Because your girl is a little bit freaked out

Yeah so Amy's husband Was in the Air Force for 10 plus years And so she wants some advice here Amy Well how long is he going to be gone for From six to eight months Oh wow Yeah that's a long time

I never had a lot The Air Force was different the way my husband's job was it was mostly 90 days is the longest I went and I felt like that was so long but I did have girlfriends that dealt with the yearlong deployments and I just remember looking at them in all like I don't know how you do it and hold it together but you just have to surround yourself with friends and find things to do find things that you love to stay busy and don't take it if you are missing him or feeling a certain way don't put that on him when you talk to him because he's got a lot going on wherever he's going he's got a job to get done and the last thing

he needs to have on his brain while he's working is worrying about you do you know what I mean I don't know if where he's going but my husband was at war and and I would sometimes I would want to give him some of my problems or what I was feeling or that I was missing him but I knew like his job everybody's out there got a job and lives depend on it depending on what they're doing and I want him to be fully focused on that. So if you can take that pressure off of him and allow him to go do his thing, that's my advice. Awesome. Okay. Well, I really appreciate that. How about that big golden nugget of advice right there? Very good. Wow. Amy, we're dropping him this morning. It's early. You're laying down that early. Well, it's true. And it's, my husband would tell me sometimes that

he would fly with other pilots. They're like, oh my gosh, this one guy's wife has given him an earful and now he can't like at work he's just worried about family and wife and they got to focus. I think about that. That's a good call. Thank you for the call. Tell him we said we appreciate him too. Robert Bono show.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Tim McGraw is back on U.S. soil after his overseas trip, you know, and he had the big stage collapse in Ireland. And evidently that has been a wake-up call for him to cut back on his intense workout. So maybe it was working too hard. and dehydration. So Reba McIntyre and two of her former co-stars hope to reboot their sitcom Reba. They posted a picture all together on social media and fans are all in. The comments are saying,

yes, yes, yes, bring back the show. We're so excited. So maybe this is a hint that that might be happening. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Huntsville, Alabama. A 55-year-old. old man was in the lobby of his apartment complex when he sees a roach climbing on the wall. He's like, hmm, I need to kill that thing. Pulls out his lighter. There you go.

Tries to light it on fire. Only problem he was on the bulletin board. Up and flames, it goes, burns down the whole clubhouse. Oh, man. Whoops. I always like fighting things with fire. That always seems to work out well and the old bonehead. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Well, there's a mouse. I got a blow torch. This seems normal. Let's go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah, yeah, good morning. Lots of stuff happening on our show recently.

Amy, in the last few months, has adopted two children from Haiti. They have moved to the United States. They're living in the house. Ages 10 and 7. Lunchbox announced a couple days ago he's having a baby. I got up and drove to work this morning. Like, we all have stuff going on in our lives. Wow, damn.

The thing about Amy's kids, it's crazy is. and I don't think about this is where they're from they have voodoo dolls. Yes. Well, voodoo is a very, it's very... That's a real thing to them. It's a real thing there. I mean, it happened when you see animals

for sale on the side of the road when you're driving in cages and you're like, oh, and they're being sold for voodoo. So you had to pull some of the dolls from your kids' room? Well, so someone made these handmade dolls and I thought they were adorable. And they had their name stitched on them

and one for him, one for her. and they were brown and they looked like them, but I put them on their bed, and then I would just find them thrown in the closet. And I'd be like, why are they doing that? These are so cute. And I'd put them back out on the bed. And then I would find them thrown in some other closet, like far away. And I'd put them back on the bed.

I mean, and I was like, these dolls are cute. They're staying on your bed. I don't understand. These were gifts. Why do you not like them? And then it hit me. I mean, there was a couple of circumstances that, like, came into play where I was like, oh, my goodness. oh my goodness

they think that these are they remind them of voodoo dolls and they do it's a hundred percent real thing that that's a thing is crazy to me yeah and so we have we drove and they're gone they're out of the house

they're never have to see them again they're totally gone because I don't want them to have any thoughts regarding that did you talk about that with them our daughter a little son no but he almost didn't like it

because she didn't like it, but she's old. And, you know, I don't know. I know she was at the orphanage, but the first five years was she was with her mom. And, you know, it's even intertwined, like even in some of the Christian cultures there where you wouldn't think voodoo would be intertwined, it is at times.

And so there's some, I don't know what the, I don't know yet. And again, that's her story. I'm not going to share a lot of that. But there could be some stuff that's deep. And so we got rid of them. They're out of the house. And I feel horrible for putting them. back on their bed for like weeks.

After they were thrown in the, I mean, there had to be a reason they were throwing in the closet, but I thought they were just being like, oh, we don't like these dolls, they're ugly. What if you'd have walked in and she'd been putting pins in it? No. I mean, I don't... Is that what they do? Do they put pins in it? I don't know. I mean, I'm not as, I'm not a little

bit ignorant on how exactly they practice it. It's pretty like, I know people that have adopted from other orphanages and they have children that are dealing with major. There's ritual stuff that goes on. You know, I made a joke about the pins, but that's a real thing. No, it's a real thing. Do you guys feel like that's a real thing until just now?

Well, in Mexico, they have Kudandudas, which is like a witch doctor, but that's the most I'd ever seen, something like that. But that doesn't compare it to Vooda. I'm from Arkansas. We don't have any Voodal we see. It's like a joke. I thought it was a joke. I know. I see. I mean, I get that part. But, and I, my kids, I truly believe they're okay, but they still know it. And so I don't want them to have it in there. But there are kids that come from other places where it's a dark thing. Holy cow, man. Good morning, everybody. Wow. Good morning.

No, no, I think it's interesting because I think there are a lot of those things you're coming into into your life now that you never think about. It never crossed my mind. I kept thinking, these dolls are so cute. And, I mean, they were handmade little sewn dolls. I get it. Yeah. Well, thanks for sharing that with us because I would have no idea. I got on my whole box of dolls I was going to bring over today, too.

Luckily, American Girl doll, we're fine. Oh, no, no. She's good. She's good. She's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, kids gather around. The wildest show in town.

He's about to be a dad. But welcome our wait-guessor. Lady Presser, because now he's got a baby on the way. Lunchbox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so how this works is. I'll put some oil on it. We've never met.

Heather and Georgia, hello. Heather, Heather. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. Would you verify to our listeners that we've never met? No, we have never met. First time. First time. Okay, very good. So what Lunchbox is going to do is he's going to talk to you for about 30 seconds, and he can guess your weight within 5 pounds. Are you ready for this, Heather?

Let's do this, Heather from Georgia. Heather, what kind of shampoo do you use? I see. How many times do you take a bath per week? 10. How many kids do you have? Two. How old are you?

31. What's your favorite? I'm sorry, that's time. I always wonder what questions like. How many times do you take a bath? How does that factor in? Just part of the information gathering process, if she's a lazy person likes to lounge in the bath,

kind of just hang out, or if she's in a hurry, got to shower real quick, get out and get to the gym. I don't know what you just said. If she takes care of herself, that gives him indication that she works out. Okay, well, lunchbox, you have a Heather. Can you guess her weigh within five pounds? Yeah, 10 bass per week, two kids, 31 years old, didn't get to find out her favorite fruit. She's got to be 146.

He says 146. What do you weigh, Heather? I weigh 143. Yeah! Who! Who! Who is this guy? There we go.

Man, what would the fruit have told you? Never know, because we didn't get to find out. You could have nailed it if he'd done the fruit. Amy in Ohio. Hi. How are you this morning? I'm good. How are you doing?

Really good. And you hear our carnival barker lunchbox over there. He can guess your weight within five pounds. Would you like to take a run at this guy? Yes. What's her name? Her name is Amy. Okay.

Amy. Hi. What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy. How tall are you? Five one. What's your favorite vegetable? Carrots.

And what's your favorite Girl Scout cookie? Tag along. Okay, and Winsla. Oh, I'm sorry. That's all your questions. Can you guess Amy's weight within five pounds? Listen, she's like 5-1, goes to Wendy's a lot. She can't be more than 105.

105. Amy, what do you weigh? 107. He does it. Yeah. Yeah. Yay. Thank you very much for your call. Sorry, she was a little over 105, but you got the point.

Yeah, we can run one more. Okay. This is Mandy in Iowa. Mandy in Iowa, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm really good. Have we ever spoken? We have not. Okay, very good.

Hey, by the way, nice to speak to you. If I do say so myself. Nice to speak to you, too. There we go. So lunchbox will guess your weight within five pounds. All right, my friend. Last one. Mandy, when's the last time you worked out? Last night. How many times a week do you work out?

Five to six days a week. What's your favorite TV show? Grace Anatomy. And who is your favorite celebrity crush? Kane Brown. Time. Kane and Brown. Oh, Kane Brown.

Okay, that tells me a lot. Okay, go ahead. Okay. She likes Kane Brown. She goes to the gym a lot, and she worked out last night. so she's taking care of herself. She can't be more than 153. Go ahead. Mandy, what do you weigh?

$195. He's not perfect. Mandy, nice work. I thought that one told you a lot. He stumped him there. Can we send her something? Hey, Raymond in the audio room. Can we send her a prize?

Mm-hmm. He has no idea, but we can. We'll send you something, Mandy, for stumping him. How about that? It sounds good. Rarely does he get stumped. Hey, thank you very much for calling the show. Thank you for listening.

That was a disaster. Yeah, it was. I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Yeah, me too. Does she really go to the gym that much? Do you like Kim Brown? Does she really use shampoo? Bobby Fones.

The Bobby Fones Show. All right. Well, options are opening up for me. A new study shows that marrying your first cousin is not as bad as it seems. What do you mean? Well, so a bunch of scientists at Columbia University, they show that it's actually okay to marry your first cousin as long as your children do not marry their first cousins.

Oh. What? Yeah, so you can marry yours as long as your kids don't do it as well. It's in the science journal. It's based on 13 million member family trees. And they basically say, marry your first cousin, just make sure your kids don't marry their first cousin. You'll be good.

So you can have kids. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And so for me, family, though. My mom and my biological dad

married my uncle and my mom's sister, meaning my mom and her sister married two brothers. It's crazy. It's like, my tree doesn't have branches. It just goes to a trunk. It's all in the same family. I don't have a trunk. And you can make an Arkansas joke if you want. But my mom and her sister married two brothers. Yeah, nobody's related. One of them's

my... Yeah, that's cool. They're just brothers. Yeah, so that's all I'm looking for. I'm just trying to find the cousin. Maybe I can get on this 23 of me and find a cousin I don't know about? Strike up a romance. Hey, what do you guys have in common? Well, genetics. We're cousins.

But that's okay as long as our kids don't get married. Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing, baby. Like, I'm going to marry you, but we got to make sure our kids don't marry each other, too. That's weird. So then if you're with your cousin, you better make sure your parents weren't cousins. That's true, too. Oh, good one.

I was also reading this story last night about it. And I don't like talking about dreams because they always end up coming out weird. It's like, hey, you never get them. what happened to me. I was riding a three-faced donkey last night to a Lone Star concert and I'm like What does that mean? I don't know if Lone Star Concentred. I don't know. Dreams are always so weird and so

but what happens is these are the most dreamed dreams. The most common themes and dreams because of psychological issues. Number one is being chased. I've been chased by a witch for 20 years of my life. Around a table. It's always the same kind of

a witch chases me around table all time. And if you have nightmares out being chased, it could signify there's an issue in your waking life that you want to confront but you're unsure how to do so. That's the number one dream. Wow. It's being chased. There's another one.

It doesn't make this, but I bounce and fly at least once a month. Like I can't fly, fly with wings, but I bounce and then I just fly over there and then I land. That's cool. I've had that one before. Teeth falling out.

That happens sometimes too. To you? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it means your teeth symbolize that you're confident, but it breaking shows that your confidence is leaving. Oh, no. So your confidence is leaving as you dream. And then one other one is unable to find a toilet.

Toilets are where we respond to some of our most fundamental needs in real life. So there's an issue in your waking life where you're finding a challenge expressing those needs. Interesting. I have the first two when I do dream, but I don't have the toilet one. Anybody have any of those three? Chasing. Yeah? Yeah, I got chased the other day and shot in the leg.

In a dream? Yeah, in the dream. You got shut. Yes, bones in the dream. I don't know what that means, but yeah, it was running and they got me and shot me right in the leg. Wow. What does that mean? Who was it?

I don't know who the person was. What did you do? I don't know. Were you going to a lone star concert? That happens to me a lot. It wasn't a witch? No. Someone was trying to rob me and I tried to run.

It's good. I'm never going to get it. The average person will spend 55 minutes a day doing this. Now, this is a pretty significant amount of time to do this. When I read this, I thought, what? So that's the question. And we'll come back. We'll also take a couple calls.

The average person will spend 55 minutes a day doing this. That you're never going to get it. Good luck. We'll do it on the other side. The average person will spend 55 minutes a day doing this. You're on the air, Allison and Ohio. Good morning. Hey, before I give my more than likely incorrect answer, can I say something to lunchbox real quick?

Yeah, go ahead. Hey, man, congratulations on the young father soon to be. I showed my husband that video last night and he literally, I know how you hit that word done, but he literally cried. I don't hate literally if he literally did. He literally cried. There we go. It wasn't figuratively.

There we go. Well, that's awesome. Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. Anyways. That's good though. You're getting better at the same thing. I mean, what else must say?

I don't know what else say there. That's it. That's all you need to say. Good job, man. Hey, would you like to guess, by the way, Allison? Yeah, is it going to the bathroom? 55 minutes. What have you been eating?

A date. That's about right. No, come on. Allison, what did you say? My husband sends 45 minutes at a time, so I don't. So do I. Where do people get this time? That's where you read.

Where do people get this food? You get him or anything. No, that's not it. Allison, thank you, though, and thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Bye-bye. Amy, your guess? Oh, texting. Oh, yeah, that's it, actually. What? Amy? Yeah. Set them up and knock them down.

Wow. Okay. The average person will spend 55 minutes a day texting. Wow. You guys text a lot. That is a lot. No, that's the average person. None of us here are average.

I probably say like two hours. You guys are above average. You guys definitely do it more. There she goes. There she goes again. Speaking of her. Bobby Bonshire. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd skinny. I think Thomas Rett might be pulling what my husband does to his wife, Lauren. You know how I always tell you that my husband can't fold laundry? Yeah, Eddie can't either. No, I don't. Well, he tries, but he'll do it. And then it's just so sloppily done. Yeah, your husband who's served in the military for many years.

Yes. It probably knows how to make something precise, right? Well, he can't. And I have to refold everything. And Thomas Wrette said that he tries to be the best husband he possibly can be, but there's one area where he falls short and that's folding laundry. And he will fold it all, but then he finds that his wife goes back up and refolds everything he's done. So then the wife ends up going, you know what, never mind.

Yeah. And then you go, got her. Job well done, always. And then you're like, don't have to do laundry anymore. I wonder if any of our listeners out there have a husband or boyfriend or wife or girlfriend. And they just totally aren't into doing the dishes or matching socks. Because that's it for me, the matching socks part, I won't do it. I just throw them all into a drawer.

And then I fish. Wait, you don't put them together and like fold them in a... Nope. Nope. What? That throw them all in a drawer, then I just fish all the time. Oh, my. All the time. So if you have something that your partner does, call us 877-Bobby.

What else, Amy? NBC will bring back Deal or No Deal with host Howley Mandel. The show ran from 2005 to 2009. And two famous girls now used to be briefcase girls back in the day. Chrissy Teigen. Oh. She Tegan was a dealer-no-do model? She was a deal-or-no-deal, briefcase flipper.

And Megan Markle, who is now marrying Prince Harry. Crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. That is really crazy. That's why I like that, Prince, area. He just takes normal girls off the modeling TV shows. Yeah, she just like us, you know? Yeah, stars are just like us.

So, is it on NBC or like CNBC? It says NBC. Really? It's coming back to the network, huh? Wow. Well, there you go. Maybe that's your 30 seconds getting. Stacey in Colorado.

Good morning, my friend. Good morning. How are you? Pretty good. Better than you. What's happening here? Happy New Year? I'm a first time call us.

What was happening in the background there? Nothing. Okay, cool. Don't worry about it. Okay, my bad. Hey, what can I do for you? So, I am coming to your first show on Saturday. Very excited.

You have a stand-up show, the first one of the tour in Colorado Springs. Yes. Yes, so excited. There's three of us teachers who got tickets to come and see you. Well, can I warn you about something real quick, if you don't mind? Okay. I just... About 80% of this material I've never tried before,

so we're just kind of going to get through this together, okay? So don't be expecting, you know, Dave Chappelle Rock Jervase to show up, okay? Okay. All right, all right. What else would you like to say? So last week I messaged Lunchbox on Snapchat to see if he was going to be coming to the show because I'd love to meet him also. We're birthday buddies.

And he responded that he wasn't even invited. So I'm just asking me. someone with you. If he wants to pay for his own ticket, he can fly out. I'm not paying for him to come to my stand-up show in Colorado Springs, but he's welcome to come to any show he wants, period, for the rest of his life. But he has to pay for like a flight and hotel and, like, that's money. So he's always invited. Not only as he always invited, I'll get him good seats. And that's what I meant by I wasn't invited. I would have to pay my own way and I am not going to pay my own way to fly over there. I have to pay my own way, so why wouldn't he have to pay his own way? Right. Right.

Colorado is amazing and it's the best stop for your first. I have no doubt. I'm not arguing with you. That's why it's first. But yeah, no, he's invited. He's invited to everything. All right. Well, I think he should come.

I think all of them should come. Well, if they all want to buy tickets, they're more than welcome. You want to invite us. We'll all come back. Let me go,priceline.com. Tickets aren't cheap. They're not. Well, we'll see you Saturday.

Okay. I'm excited. Thank you very much. See you later. Yeah. I'm on the road starting Saturday. I'm pretty happy. I bought something up at the stage.

I bought huge letters. Like blow out letters. They say what? Bobby bones. Because you have to have something on stage. You could have just gone with Bobby. I've been cheaper. No, not really.

It would have been even. Oh. Okay. I needed to even out on both sides. Got it. I'm debuting these letters for the first time. I haven't seen them yet. They go to the venue Saturday.

You have to blow them up yourself? Oh, boy. Yeah, hire lunchbox to come do that. It comes with like an electric. Oh, cool. You know those are the guys out of car dealerships. that weighs their arm. Oh, yeah.

You hooked that. The heads go back and forth. Yeah, you hooked that blower into that. Oh, that's cool. That's kind of what I have. So anyway, if you want to come to any show, that show is pretty much sold out in Colorado Springs. But I'll be in Albuquerque and I'll be in Charleston, South Carolina.

Just go to Bobby Bonescom. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here he is.

Hey, what time do we tease, though, Will at Uber? Like 20 minutes or now? 20 minutes. Okay. We have a backpack full of cash. We're going to put in the back of an Uber and see if it'll Uber downtown. Okay. And so it's not real cash, but it looks so real.

It looks so real. And so what we're going to do is just say, hey, Mr. Uber driver, this is a bunch of cash. I need to get it down and see if they'll Uber it. So Willett Uber comes up in about 17 minutes from right now. So there's that. I do want to talk about this Thomas Red thing because Thomas Redd says he doesn't want to do laundry. He's like, I'm not good at it. Amy's husband, who served many years in the Air Force.

To be fair, we're kind of thinking he doesn't want to do it. Thomas says he does do it. He just does it so poorly that his wife has to redo it. He doesn't want to do it. Which is what my husband does. I think your husband had to iron, had to make his bed perfect. Oh, I'm sure at the Air Force Academy he had all kinds. And all of a sudden, you can't follow the watch track.

Give me a break. Yeah, I know. Give me a break. Madeline, Alabama. Yes. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say? Okay, so my boyfriend gets mad when I put the towel on the door instead of hanging it on the towel rack.

And he says he's going to put him on the floor. And I say, I'm going to put his on the floor if he does that. And he says that he doesn't care because he doesn't do the laundry anyways. Well, you know how to end that. Stop doing his laundry. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, teach him real quick. And then the laundry backs up because there's a stalemate of nobody doing laundry.

Yeah, it's the little thing. Like I said, I don't match socks. I take my socks to throw them into a drawer, and then I just go on a fishing expedition every morning. Hey, Becky in Pennsylvania. Hey. Tell me your story. Well, my husband's not allowed to do laundry.

I've told him that he's not allowed to do laundry because when we first moved in together, he threw all the clothes in at one time and didn't separate them into colors. On purpose. He did it on purpose. He did it on purpose, Becky. And everything got ruined.

Yeah, yeah. I know he did. Collateral damage of all those clothes getting ruined because he was okay with that to show for future reference and never to make him do laundry. Yeah, and he doesn't, he put the washer on permanent press,

not regular wash, and figure out why there is still water in the basin of the washing machine. Just so many things that I know he's done because he doesn't want to have to do it. Yeah, yeah. I imagine the smart guy in real life. Right?

I mean, he probably has a job where he has to think of it. Well, he is. He's a mechanic. See, he's all... A dollar machine. All of a sudden, Mr. mechanic can't figure out

the mechanics of a washer. Give me a break. Come on. Becky, thank you for the call. Thank you. Have a good day. Let me do one more. Amy and Iowa.

Yeah. You were on the air. What's happening? Well, my husband is not the laundry part. He's a dishwasher. It's all the obnoxious things that are large right in the middle. Oh, I get it.

If he does that, he has to put less dishes in. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I get the math of that. No, no, no. You take up a lot of awkward space. You can't fit other little things in there. I like it.

Yeah. It's supposed to be like Tetris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like it, but I get it, you know. Thank you for the call, Amy. Appreciate that and appreciate you. A lot of people, by the way, are sitting by waiting for the joke, so we have to go do this. The morning corny.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? Dino oink. What do you get when you crawled a dinosaur and a pig? Jurassic pork. There you go. That was the morning corny. That's pretty good. Let's go to Christina.

Hey, Christina. Hey, good morning. Oh, I'm sorry. Good morning. Hey, I appreciate you waking up with us. What's happening? Hey, all right. One of my goals for Spring Blake was to read your book.

I started listening to your show. August of this of 2017. And I have become one of the biggest fans. My daughter listened to you already and she would talk about you. And so now we have something in common and we're always like, hey, did you hear this? Did you hear that? That's cool. She's 15 years old.

It's something awesome that we bond about your show. And I just loved your book. I was crying the entire time. I started reading that at Firestone while I was getting my car service. The guys that thought I was crazy. Well, thank you. And it continued at the DPS while I was waiting for my driver's license, and I had to stop crying before I took my picture.

Well, I don't mean to make you cry. I wrote a book called Bare Bones a couple of years ago, and it had some success, and I was talking to someone yesterday about it. That, to me, is the most stunning thing ever, is that that book had success, because I just didn't expect it. But I appreciate you reading it. I'm glad you liked it. Oh, I loved it.

I honestly did, and I love that your grandma taught you how to look for good garage sales. because that's exactly what my grandmother taught me. Oh, yeah. My grandma and I, and if you're new to the show, I grew up in a really small town in Arkansas. My grandma adopted me for a while when my mom left, and I was very close to my grandma. I have a tattoo to my arm.

She's no longer with us. But we would sit up all night and play cards. She taught me to play poker. And she told me to play rummy and tell me how to cheat, like all these things where we'd stay up all night long. And then we would go through and we'd search garage sales and yard sales or rummage sales, depending on what part of the country you're from.

And so we would take the paper out. and circle them. And then much like a touring map, you would find the route that you go. We would make the perfect route from the best garage sales on down because you wanted to be at the garage sale right when the sun was coming up

because if people walk out, that's when the new stuff is out there. You go to a garage sale at 930, all the good stuff's been picked out already. So that's what we do. We plot and we go hit the garage sales. Man, we did that all the time. I haven't thought about that since I wrote it.

That's crazy, Christina. Thank you for bringing that up. I forgot about that. I just kind of pushed that away and I wish I wouldn't have. Oh, gosh, those are my memories with my grandmother, those exact memories. The Friday night making the route, or waking up early, super early on Saturday, trying to get the best stuff.

And I remember I would find an outfit that I would really like and I'd be worried that everybody would know it was in the garage sale. And she's like, no, you tell them, she's like, you tell them it's from Dillard. I tell you what, Christina, you're talking my language now because what happened to me was I could never afford Jordans and it may be why I have a shoe obsession now. So I could never afford new shoes. and so I would go and try to find shoes at yard sales and clean them up, just meticulous cleaning,

because I didn't want people to know I got it from a yard sale because I was so embarrassed that we couldn't afford new shoes. And so I remember the first time I found a pair of Jordans, of Michael Jordans at a garage sale, and I cleaned them so good and I went to school and the kids made fun of me because someone at that school had owned them before, and I didn't know that was their garage sale. And he was like, oh, you bought my used shoes.

That was a pretty rough day for me. I'm not going to lie to you. And I never award them again. But here's the thing when I finally started to have somewhat success and have a little money, meaning I think I was making $29,000 a year, like one of my really good first start paychecks. I bought a pair of White Jordans. And that was the first thing that I bought. I still love shoes and I still have that shoe box because the shoes are done.

They're tore up. But I still have that shoe box from those Jordans because that meant so much to me. Man, that's crazy. It's like true down memory lane. Christina, I appreciate the call. Oh, I appreciate you, Bobby. Really, I do. Well, thank you for, tell your daughter we say hello.

And thank you for reading my book. I appreciate that, okay? I can't wait for the next one. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. So since you brought up your last book, I think a big question is, you're working on this one. You're like doing the final read-through.

Yeah. So what does that mean for, what do they call it, launch date? Well, that's in the summer, but we get to announce it tomorrow. Oh. And the covers tomorrow. And there's a magazine that's putting it out. But what I'm going to do is, and I think it's legit, I think I can do it.

And I probably get in trouble because I don't know if I'm breaking a law or not. A law. I don't know the rules. But what I want to do is for one hour tomorrow at noon central, I can't say the website yet. We're putting the book up. And everybody who pre-wold, because I think pre-orders are so dumb. Yeah. Because you can just order whenever you want to go get it when you want once it comes out.

So I want to make sure people get something if they pre-order. Because the book companies is like, put it on pre-order. I know. I've pre-ordered books and music and stuff. And I'm like, why are you doing it? I guess just so that it's there. Yeah. But what I'm going to do is everybody who orders it during that one hour time, noon to one central, I'm going to write their name in my book. I'm going to put them in the acknowledgments because I still haven't turned them in. So for one hour, if you pre-order it tomorrow, that's what I can do. I can't actually put your name in my book. Okay. And there's a whole thing where you have to, like, do proof, submit the proof of purchase back. Oh, well, yeah. But I think that's, I think that's what I want to do. And I don't know if that's legal. I don't know. I've done so many things I thought illegal and the next thing you know, I'm in jail. Yeah, because, I mean, does that mean every single one of those people have to sign something to say that they can be in your book?

Oh, no. Not just a name. Okay. But anyway, that's happening. That's tomorrow. We're going to do Will it Uber. Just a second. By the way, speaking of Willett Uber, C.J. and Raleigh's on.

Hey, C.J. Hey, what's up, my man? Did you do the Willid Uber on YouTube? I did on Sunday. But our friends and I. We heard it on Wednesday last week. We were like, we got to try this. So what happened was we tried a Willett Uber.

and I said, hey, let's Uber my imaginary friend Willie, and the Uber wouldn't take Willie. So here is CJ doing this in Raleigh. We asked Willie if he'd be willing to play one more game of Will at Uber. He's going to go to the Bojangles over here off Wilmington Street in downtown Raleigh. Our friend Miriam and Elizabeth, they're going to actually go to the Bojangles and wait for him. And we're going to see if Willey Uber this time. So they willied themselves.

I watched it. You did? Yeah. You're going to see a girl in a red umbrella with my real friend Miriam. She's going to be there. Willie. William, we're talking about it. So they sent Willie our imaginary friend on an Uber ride.

And Willett Uber? Thank you so much. You're the best. Thank you. All right. Well, we got some Bojangles for our man, Willie. It was a successful. Will it Uber!

That's funny, CJ. Look at you guys. Oh, man, it was the best. We can't believe it actually worked. We were so hard. Yeah, it didn't work for us. Okay. We're going to do Will it Uber with a backpack full of cash coming up.

Love it. See, CJ, appreciate that. That's funny. appreciate the call. Appreciate you, buddy. About to get a round of Willett Uber in. We have a backpack full of cash. How much money is in the backpack? It looks like $100,000.

$100,000. That money looks real, right? Yeah, look at this. I mean, it looks so real. Hey, Brad. Hundies. Yes. In Tampa. What's happening, buddy?

Oh, hey, I was just wondering if you guys counted the money so you know if the right amount gets to the location. That's a good point. I was asking lunch how much. You just count the bundles. They're bundled up. I mean, I'm going to put some of this money on my Insta story so you can see how real it looks. So how much is in one bundle?

This one's 10,000. Okay, so they're all 10,000 are bundles, right? And how many bundles are in there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Okay, so $80,000. $80,000. Okay, I miscounted. Sorry.

There's $80,000 in the bag. So what we're going to do is we're going to send lunchbox out. I'm going to order an Uber. He's going to say, hey, listen. Yeah, yeah, we hear the money. I like it. I've never had this money in my hand. It's not real money.

But it's so pretty cool to feel like it. So, hey, shoot some of that money. Really? Like, get some videos of that. So we're going to put this in an Uber and say, hey, take it to the gas station where Eddie's waiting right now. Eddie, are you there, bud? You waiting on the car? I'm here, man.

I'm pumped for this. I've always wanted to do something like this. Okay. and we're going to see if the Uber will take the straight cash to the gas station. Okay, you want to, let's do it Uber X. Let's order it. Lunchbox it is now being ordered. Let's see how long it's going to take to get here.

He'll go meet the Uber outside the radio station. And we're trying to find a ride right now. Connecting you to three nearby five minutes away. Here you go. Oh, five minutes. Yeah. There's the phone. And I'm going to tell them.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm going to be like, there's 80Gs in here. No, don't say that because we want to know if they steal it. I said there's a bunch of cash in here. We need to get to the gas station. I'm going to say, don't mess with it. It's serious people. We're trying to send via Uber just a backpack full of cash. Hey, lunchbox. Yeah, I'm here.

The guy texted me, and he said, I'll read just text. Hey, good morning, Bobby. This is your driver. I should arrive in approximately two minutes. I'm driving a black Tesla. Is there any genre of music you prefer? I'll have it queued up for you. So I said, hip-hop, and I'll be out in front in a yellow beanie with a blue backpack. That's what I'm talking about. That's what you're wearing, right?

That's what I'm wearing. Okay, how far out is he right now? It says, you said two minutes, but the app says he's still three minutes away. So, I don't know. He should be here real soon. Okay, I'm going to hit a song then, okay? Oh, man, what if you've got to cut it off? The song's three minutes.

Okay, all right, hit it. Hurry, hurry, go. Okay, okay. Okay, go. We're listening. Go ahead. Lunchbox's got a bag of money. Go ahead.

How's going, man? Yeah, Bobby. Nice to meet you, man. Look, look, I got this bag full of cash, and I'm going to put it right here. Yeah, and I just need you to deliver it to that gas station. It's very important. Okay? I mean, that's a lot of money in there.

Straight cash, homie, so please. My buddy, Eddie's going to be there to pick it up because he's got to buy something. You know what I'm saying? All right, thanks, man. Hey, that's a lot of money. Be good with it. I will. All right.

He said, all right, let's do it. And he's away? Oh, he's driving away right now. He's out of here. Okay, let me tell you. He did a double take when I showed him all the money. Okay, let me get out so we can come back, okay? All right, all right.

Come on back in the building. All right, we're sending this Uber with a backpack full of cash to Eddie, who's waiting right up. We'll see if it makes it. Will it Uber? Get your Bobby Bones on. Okay, here we go. Eddie. Hey, hey, he's here.

Okay, the Uber has reached Eddie with a bag full of money. Go ahead. We're going to listen in. I spot him. He's circling around the guy. station, I'm going fast up to him in the Jeep. Okay, so you're looking for a bag of cash. There I go.

A bag of cash. Oh, yeah, this guy means business. I like it. Dude, I'm so pumped right now. I'm walking up. Hold on. Go ahead. We tried to Uber a bag of straight cash.

No human. There he is. There he is. Uber man, Uber man. How you doing, man? You all right? Yeah, you're picking up some more money? No.

Dude, is it all in here? Is it all in here? I don't know. I didn't know. Hey, you did good, man. You did real good. Let me count it real quick. Hey, tell him your boss would be very happy with him.

My boss is on the phone right now. He's so excited. Excited. Man, hold on. Let me see if it's all here. Hey, guys, hold on. Give me a second. Hey, Eddie, do you have any cash on you?

Like, real cash? Mm-mm. No? Hey, tip him a stack. All right. 80 grand. Tip him one of those. Give me a second, man.

I'm counting this. Hey, let him go. You're holding him from his job. Just tip him a stack. All right. Here we go. Here you go, but this is yours. I appreciate, man

Hey, keep it Hey, you did real good The guy to drop this off He's a lucky guy man He's lucky you delivered this Thank you man Hey dude Better time that money is not real

Because he's gonna try to spend it You know it's not real right Okay He knows it's a good dude And hey in Uber Hey, Uber Hey All right

Tell him I'm gonna tip him good On my phone okay Hey Hey my boss is gonna tip you real good He says All right. Thank you, man. Five stars for me. My rating's been dragged down from this bit, so tell him right, give me five stars.

All right, thanks, Eddie. All right, there we go. Yes, it did Uber. There we go. I got to tip him though now, right? Yeah. Okay. How was your trip?

Five stars. Add a tip. $5. Done. $5 tip added for Chris. There we go. The end. By the way, Netflix is testing a new feature that will reward

kids with patches for watching TV shows like Fuller House or a series of unfortunate events. It's like being a Boy Scout or Girl Scout. You get patches for watching shows. Yeah, but you get patches for learning how to sew and build a fire. Yeah, but you get patches for watching, binging. And do CPR and all other kinds of things that are helping you in life. So you don't like Netflix's idea of patching your kids? No, my kids don't need patches for watching every episode Fuller House. But at least it's good shows. At least they're not patching them for watching Breaking Bad. Yeah, but my kids aren't going to be watching Breaking Bad anyways. But I don't need them to be like, Mom, Mom, I get a patch.

Mom, I'm one episode away from a patch, please. No, I'll be like, I'll give you some patches if you go play some educational games and learn how to speak English. Yeah, I was talking to Amy Lasz on a FaceTime and her daughter was there. I don't think your daughter understands me at times. She does. She does. Trust me. She understands everything. No doubt in my mind. She's playing possum, man. Yeah, with you. I mean, and she's a little bit. She's more shy, but yeah, she's got it down.

And we did her 20 minutes of imagination station or whatever we're supposed to do every night on the computer for her English. And she was nailing it. Homegirl got 100. She knows English. She may not always want to show you because she likes to be like, I don't know what you're saying. And I'm like, okay. Does she do that to you still? And then I'll say, well, then do you want to go sit in your room?

And she's like, no. I'm like, well, you understood that. so I'm confused. Yes, she understands. You like ranch dressing, Amy? Yeah, I mean, it's one of my favorites. I don't tend to have it because it's not that good for you, but I love it with pizza.

I was watching a whole story about how people that have never tried ranch on their pizza need, I've never tried it. Oh, my goodness. You are missing out. It's like it takes pizza to a whole other level. It's one of those where I'm already eating bad, so I might as well just add the ranch. What are you saying it takes pizza to?

a whole other level. It does. It has a whole other dimension to it. Yeah, yeah, you're missing out. I don't want to take away. I love thin crust pizza hut. Okay. And I haven't had that in years. Well, that's fine. You want to order that for lunch? You want to love it even more? I would eat a whole, I'll eat a whole box that thin crust pizza. And people will go, you know, there's nothing like New York style thick crust. For me, when I grew up, it was such a treat to get something from Pizza Hut. And that super thin, crust just reminds me of getting something as a child that was rare. It cost money and was so greasy and good. To me, that's the moneymaker. I'm not wasting it. You're not wasting

you be adding. Amy, much like a chef doesn't want you to add A1 to a fine steak. I do that too. But you do do. I do. But I feel that way about pizza. That's where my snobby comes in. Don't be messing with my thin crust pizza. You know what also is good. The square cut dominoes when they thin crust. Thin crust. I don't need the thick. I got enough. I can fit more down my throat if it's thin.

More pieces. Sure. Yeah. I get thick crust. I have one piece. I'm like, I'm full. I like to spend time with it. If, whenever after Idol airs, the next celebratory thing that I do, I'm going to have

a thin crust pepperoni. A pizza party. Will you try it at a ranch? Yeah, I'll try it, but at the end. I want to run it. If you go into it with that attitude, You may not like it. There's a $35,000 diamond and crusted bottle of ranch dressing.

It could be yours. Speaking of ranch. I mean, why would I need that? Well, Hidden Valley Ranch has already picked it out, and they've blinged out this bottle. It's 18-carat, white gold, which they have all the jewels on it. It's $75,000. And you can win it. They're giving it away.

Oh, I guess if you win it, you could take it apart and sell the jewels. Yeah, or just enjoy your pizza that much more. Yeah. Hidden Valley, too, is the ranch OG. Oh, it is? Yeah, other people try to make it, but it's not as good. Or Mr. Gatties, if you happen to be near one, they have some pretty amazing ranch. Today's National Potato Chip Day.

Favorite potato chip? I'm going just because it's the oldest, it's been there for me over the years the most. It's Doritos. Yeah, nach cheese, right? Yeah. It just has been my consistent and it's always good. Now, do I enjoy funnion sometimes more than anything else? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. The occasional Frito pie even? Ritos are good. But I have to go pound for pound Dorito. And if you really want to get fancy, you love a good Pringle, you know? Yeah, Pringle's good. A little fancy because it came in a round container didn't fit everywhere. Yes.

And once you pop, yeah, obviously. Yeah. But I go Dorito. Man. Solid, man. Yeah. Amy? If I'm going that old school favorite potato chip, it's Ruffles, sour cream and cheddar.

Playing Jane, huh? Hey, me, ma-maw, so you good over there? Saline and cheddar? Yeah. You guys having a big party? Those are good. The nursing home, you guys get together. Stop.

Long bingo night. All right. I don't even know how that makes you a grandma. Take a fiber today. What? Sour cream and cheddar? Yeah, I hear you. It's the best.

No, those are good. Those are good. Okay. Lunchbox? Halapeno. What? Halapeno chips. Just period.

Don't matter. It doesn't matter. If I'm at the... Probably miss Vicki's. That's a good. I try them wherever I'm at. If they have jalapeno, that's what I want. Eddie?

Gosh, man. I'm going to go with a Cheeto. A teetos. I can eat a whole bag of titos, my friend. Man. We used to go, if we would go and stay at the dirt camp, we'd have a bunch of pork rinds. Oh, the pork rinds are so good. A pile of pork.

Would you ever do the hot and spicy ones? Yeah, sometimes. With a Coke? Oh, man. If people that aren't from the South would go, what is this? And I go, I don't know either, but it's good. Yes, the bacon's the way they were called. I think we would just take whatever from the gas station we could find.

It really wasn't a brand. cheapest pork rinds. Because who needs an expensive pork grind? No, they're all the same. Yeah. Well, National Potato Chip Day. I hope everybody celebrates that to the fullest. Boy, I'm going to celebrate something with a pizza soon.

Yeah. I don't know what. Something's soon. I want in on that party. Okay, you can't. I need to talk to Tim McGraw, because he's back and they say he was dehydrated and he flew home and they found him at the airport. And he's like, hey, I have my workouts. I don't know, man.

It's just too big of a story to just be dehydration. Like, I'm worried about it. him. Like, what if it's a heart thing? My initial theory was he had diarrhea and he didn't want to go back out on stage. Maybe he's sick of the stomach. And what you can say is it's dehydration because who can prove it's not?

Yeah. I hope he's okay. You haven't texted him or anything? No. Thought about it? No. Not for this. Not for a matter. And I'm just, I don't know anything about it. You don't like hit him up and be like, go see the heart doctor. No, because I don't know that's what it is. I literally know nothing.

But I'm just worried. Yeah, but, but What if your gut instinct is... Well, we've just seen so many people say dehydration and it's been all kinds of stuff. N pneumonia or... I just hope he's okay. Yeah.

He says he is. He's going to cut back on his workouts. Or do you do it harder? That's what I would do. I would go. I must not be working out hard enough. Yeah, I hope he's all right. You want to hear a crazy story?

Somebody should go to jail. Who? This science teacher fed a puppy to a snapping turtle in front of his kids. No. Whoa. In front of the students. A puppy?

Yeah, that's what I said too. Robert Crossland, an Idaho junior high science teacher was under investigation. He was, quote, popular and cool. He fed a puppy to a turtle. He should go to jail, right? And they should feed him to a turtle.

And the turtle ate the puppy? You can't blame the turtle. No, but I didn't know the turtles. We're into puppies. The disturbing incident took place at Preston Jr. High in front of students. Crossline has not been dismissed or reprimanded for his actions that are investigating him.

There's got to be more to the story. Yeah, there has to be. The superintendent said school officials are working to make sure a similar incident doesn't happen again. Yeah, we should probably not. feeding more puppies of turtles. Yeah, and those four kids, like, seriously, later in life, it's going to be like, so what are, what are some of your shoes?

Well, in junior high. Mr. Crossland. My teacher fed a puppy to a turtle. Fed little Timmy to. I mean, what? Mike D, can you find out more about this story? I mean, was it a real life puppy? Was it a dead puppy, but even, I don't know.

But that's the story. Wow. The Delta, no, no, the United Airlines story. Oh, my goodness. Okay, so here's the story. This is what happens. A dog died on a United Airlines flight on Monday after being placed in an overhead bin. The airline did confirm the story.

In a Facebook post, a fellow passenger said a mother and her two daughters were boarding the flight with her dog, and the flight attendant insisted the dog be placed in the overhead bend. Ben, excuse me. They assured the safety of the family's pet. The mother agreed. The dog remained in the bin for three and a half hours and was not given any water, according to the person who wrote the passage. Upon landing, they said the dog was unresponsive.

So I watch this, and first I go, okay, United is obviously a major fault here. Secondly, let's take some personal responsibility too. If you put your dog in an overhead bin and then you don't check on it and you don't give it water for three hours, again, I only know from the news, but me reading this story on just the surface, I go, I would never put my dog in an overhead bin. And if for some reason they made me put my dog in an overhead bin and I had to get out, I would be tending it the entire time. Yeah, like the minute it's okay to stand up and move about the cabin.

Check on it. Take it out. Obviously, I don't know all the situation, but I know me. First of all, I wouldn't put my dog in an overhead bin. And if I had to, I would check on it the entire time. Like, I had to, say I had to fly home and somebody was dying. Well, you must put your dog. Okay.

You have to go home. I'll put it up there, but I'm also going to make sure that the dog has water. Wow, the whole story is just terrible. Mike D, what's up with this dog? Apparently it might have been sick, but this is kind of. kind of what he does. He's like fed guinea pigs and other stuff to like snakes and snapping turtles. I don't care about that. That's a dog

we're talking about here. So like it's a dog that was going to have to be put down anyway maybe? Still doesn't matter. I know, I'm not making it right. I'm trying to just understand what he's What? Bobby, stop that. That is not. I was trying to understand like where he was coming from. A deep dark

place that shouldn't be allowed to come from anymore. We should mention that we won the ACM award yesterday for radio show of the year. How about that? Crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So appreciate you guys for, I don't know, letting us do all this. So I posted a little video yesterday, I think, and the listeners. But yeah, I don't want to not acknowledge it, but it feels a little self-congratulatory to go, hey, we won. So Amy, go ahead and acknowledge me, please. Oh.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But no, it's awesome. lunchbox gets on the email with all the bosses because Oh, nice. Yeah. Right.

Did you roll your eyes? Yeah. Yes. So all of our... And he even did all caps. All of our major bosses are on this email, like corporate, New York, L.A. Format heads. More bosses are on it than staff of us.

And the email is, hey, congratulations to the Bollybone show. They won the ACMs. It's their third time to win the award. All these nice things. And lunchbox replies to all and goes When do we book in our trip? All caps. To Vegas.

Can I get a, all caps, sweet. And then he's like, see you guys in Vegas. Can I get that presidential suite? Is that what you said? Yeah, I said, so when will you be sending me my flight information for Vegas? Also, can I have a penthouse suite? Penthouse suite is what you said.

Yeah, and looking forward to seeing all you guys in Vegas. Let's celebrate. That's right. And guess how many replies? got zero. They didn't even acknowledge my email. Like, I'm not even on the email chain. Like, I didn't bring up, hey, we want an ACM. Let's go collect this baby. Let's go to Vegas. Nothing. Well, because in my mind, I read it and I was like, oh, I wonder if we will go, if it would just be Bobby or if somebody else. We'll go. I mean, what I want to do, though, is. We've gone in

the past, but I was pumped. And lunch can give us to the speech. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love it. I'll tell you what, you run the speech about me tomorrow. Okay. You have tonight to write it. Wait, you're going to, you want to pre-screen it? No, I want to, I don't want to screen it. I just want to see what he wants to say. How long can it be?

No, it can't be too long. Okay. You don't get too long on stage at the ACMs. They'll music you out. No, you're not on the TV part of it. It's not the TV broadcast. The radio awards are different. It's like the day before where everybody goes there.

It's like a luncheon. Sorry, man. Well, maybe there's snacks. Why do you think Bobby's letting you do it? No, no, but still, if you want to run the speech, Bobby tomorrow. Oh, absolutely. Oh, wait.

You don't mean just a speech to share on air. You mean the ones up there when we go up there and get it? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. So tomorrow, run the speech bias. All right. Yes.

I'm all for giving opportunities. By the way, what I want to do, because they'll give four awards. They'll give the trophy. They'll give me, Amy, lunchbox, and Eddie one. But like I did with the CMAs, I want to make everybody else a trophy as well. I even want to make our listeners a trophy. So it's going to cost me a little bit of money. But, and I can't make 100 of them.

Oh, yeah, I was about to say, him. Well, here's the thing. They cost $70 each, meaning for the plaques that I make. So I'm going to make 15, do the math for me. I'm going to make 15 of them for the B team, for the listeners, and give them way randomly to our listeners. And I can't give one to everybody, but I will give it. $70 each?

Yeah, but $15. And you want to do 15 of them? Yeah, it's probably $1,000.50. I get it to end of my head, I guess. It's quicker than that took you. It's a lot of money. Okay, but how do you pick the first? Randomly.

Oh, random. Yeah. Calls, tweets, events. We just have them with this random times. Wow, they're going to be like, wow, I got an ACM. They are. If we're getting it, they should get it. Exactly.

I love it. That's a great idea. So I'm going to start having those made today. So we'll have, yeah. And you have $1,050? I will for this. Okay, just making sure, man. I like it as an investment back into our listeners.

Like it. Yeah. More so than blowing a thousand bucks. So, yeah, I'm kind of proud to do it, as a matter of fact. So, yeah, there's that. So congratulations. Dola, you guys. That's an Amy a note yesterday.

Just. Just Amy? Yeah, because lunch never replies to anything. No, I did reply. I replied all. I got to reply. But I was talking with Amy yesterday. But yes, everyone on this show is super important.

Oh, see, because I was wondering, I didn't know if each person got their individual little note like that. Oh, what's your note say, Amy? Let me see. Amy, what's your note say? Yeah, Amy, go ahead and read the notes. I'd like to hear your note. And replace the... I mean...

I don't care if you read it. Amy, wherever it says Amy, replace it with Eddie and lunchbox and see what it is. It doesn't say Amy because he was texting me. He doesn't speak to me. He's not like, hey, Amy. I mean, I'm kind of embarrassed if you read it, but... Okay, do you really...

I mean, do you really read it? Dear Eddie and Lunchbox. Because it's going to embarrass me too, because then they're going to never... Oh, gosh. Okay, go ahead. This was at 8.25 p.m. Okay. Last night.

Oh, man, it's late. I feel like there's a typo because you go, hey, though. No, hey, though, it's like, hey, though. Oh, I thought you were saying hey there. Because now we were talking about something else. Yeah, we had been talking, whatever. And he goes, really, and when we were FaceTime, we did talk about ACMs a little bit. He goes, really, congrats on winning another ACM.

I know they all go, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, but I'm not even sure I'd be in Nashville without you. We've won three. That's every single year we've been nominated. Great job. I credit. I credit much of the show's success. to you. Eddie and lunchbox.

I was going to find something to be good at. I luckily found you and we make the show work. It's a cool thing even if it's just for tonight. So that's what I sent. Wow. That's a nice letter. I mean, that's really a nice letter, but it sounds like it's just like her. No, I took it as that was what you were going to write for all of us.

I haven't. Yeah, after the show. I don't know what you guys up. You just haven't sent it off yet to us. Everyone has a different love language. Amy's is affirmation. Correct. Would you agree with that?

Yes. Yeah. It is. It is affirmation. And that, yeah, I was like. Lunchbox is his trips to Vegas. Everyone has their own love language. Yeah.

And Eddie's is just, hey. Yours is touch? Just, oh yeah, for sure. Give me a hug. See, so everybody's is different. I wouldn't send it to anybody else, but like lunch we'll get to go to Vegas and probably get a, you know, nice sweet. Oh, man.

That's all he cares about. Amy just wants to be said, hey, if I'm doing a good job, you'd please let me tell me. And Amy also says, if I'm doing a bad job, will you please tell me? And we have those conversations. No, I've got those emails. Right, right. By the way, you don't. You don't.

You say that, but you don't. There are no bad emails. That's not true. And even the bad stuff, I don't think he emails. He tells you the bad things like face-to-face. I don't know. And they're real short. Hey, stop doing that.

But it's got to where sometimes I can even predict my bad. Like, I know in my head before Bobby's about to tell me some like criticism or it's constructive criticism. put it that. But in my head, I already know it and I think it, and then boom, three seconds later, he says it, and I'm like, oh, I knew you were going to say that. Then why'd you do it? Well, because I knew, sometimes you, I don't think before I speak.

Amy, can you forward that to me so I can just have it from my record? I want to put it under the words. We played a game called Willett Uber this morning, and so we took a bag full of cash, and we sent it from the radio station to a gas station. We didn't tell the Uber driver. We just wondered if he would make it from point A to point B. The Uber driver is actually on the phone.

Yeah, hey, Chris. Good morning. How you doing? Is voice not familiar, lunchbox? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that him? That's definitely him. Chris, whenever you got the Uber full of cash, what did you think? As soon as you came out and you were all hyped up about this bag, I'm like, okay, something's going on. And then as I was meeting your boy Eddie down at the gas station, a friend of mine was sending me a message saying, hey, you're getting frank by Bobby.

Yeah, but he didn't know as he was carrying it. Yeah, I had no clue, and even when I was handing the bag out the window, I didn't know exactly what was going on, but I'm like, yeah, okay, something's up. Did you think, though, that maybe you were in the middle of something illegal for a minute? No, not at all. Really? Not at all. You just thought we were sending some money to Minister Joe down at the gas station?

Like, every bit that was shady we were doing. And you, by the way, you drive a Tesla and you drive an Uber? Well, I drive for a black car service that doubles down on Uber in between appointments. Oh, that makes sense. I always thought the Tesla for Uber's perfect. There's no gas. You have to buy gas. Oh, yeah, that's a blast.

He's got to charge it. Well, hey, I appreciate you today helping us out, even though you did. Yeah, I figured I would give you guys a call back and touch base with you. How do you feel about that story, since you're an Uber driver, that Uber drivers are making $3 an hour or so. Do you feel like that's accurate? Depends on where they're driving. If you get your hustle on, you're making more than three an hour, that's for sure. You've got to know what to do and where to go.

So we have an Uber driver on named Chris. And so I tip you five bucks. Do you get to keep all that money? Yeah. Tip is 100% the drivers. How much do you have to give to the company whenever you just have a rate, a fee? Since I've been driving for a while, they keep 20%. New drivers that are coming on have to give 25%. Okay, so you keep 80% they get 20? Correct.

Oh, that's interesting. So I see if you're hustling, you can make a little more. and do you do it as a full-time job? Like you drive a black car and so otherwise you just drive in between appointments you say? Yeah, yeah, so I do this full-time for the company that I'm with

and it's either a black car or we double down on Uber and... But do you have to give your company any of the Uber money? No. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, we do. Man, everybody's getting percentages. It sounds like he's not making any money

and he's always Tesla. Yeah, everything I do, I have to give you percentages of it. Percentage here, percentage there. Hey, well, I appreciate you. Someone said that $5 was not a generous tip. Is that a generous tip? It was the biggest option I could push.

No, that's good. I mean, there is an option to where you can put, you can type in an extra tip if you want to type something in versus a percentage. But the way I look at it and the way I operate, if you give me a tip, that's great. If you don't give me a tip, then that's great also. I'm not out here for the tips. There wasn't a percentage of three bubbles, $1, $3 or $5. And it hits $5. Oh, wow.

Okay. Yeah, it's updated, dude. You got to check that new app. Yeah, I know. I'm driving. I'm hardly ever taking them, so. All right, buddy. Hey, I appreciate you this morning.

All right, you guys have a good one. See, man. There you go. Well, how about that? Nice guy, huh? Yeah, I thought something was up when he gave me the money. Right then? Yeah, I felt like he knew something.

His buddy heard it and texting him during the ride. Yeah, that buddy. Whatever, his belt was puckered up when he got that bag of cash. He may have known at the end. You keep talking about buds being puckered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones.

We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it up. Yeah, what a off. Jake Owen has a good podcast. I hope you guys should check it out.

Jake Owen's podcast is called Good Company. Search for it. Good Company with Jake Owen. He sat down with his manager, Ando. They met in college back in the day. And Jake said, hey, move to Nashville. And so now he still manages Jake, even though he never had interest in music business.

Wow. So this is him talking to him. Still to this day, when I walk off stage because I don't wear shoes on stage, like I walk to the steps to get... And he'll have my shoes. He just kind of drops them on the floor at my feet. And I've never been like, hey, Ando, when I walk off stage, dude, I want my shoes. Yeah, that's really funny, man.

You're just like, here's your shoes. That's some loyalty to move out of college and stay. You have to take chances sometimes to allow life to open the doors that are just around the corner, but you might not see that door unless you make that corner. turn. Unless you walk around that corner, you might not ever see the door that's there. We all have sometimes, we have to step outside of our comfort zones in order to see what we're capable of. Jake, dropping that motivation on you right there. One other one, he talks about meeting

Ando in college. And John Andalino was the resident assistant behind the counter. You helped me to my room, man. I did. You showed me where my room was at the time and had my golf clubs on my shoulder. And that's how we met. With me not playing on the golf team, I started playing music and writing songs. So you listen to the podcast. It's called Good Company with Jake Owen. This is Jake's new song. I was Jack, you were Diane. Yesterday, it was years ago. We were singing

every word on a radio. Kind of like them songs. You could save our souls. Somehow, some way. We was falling fast. We was jumping in. Blue Jean Halo hanging off a limb to American kids, just like them. Every time to play. blew us away Do you sing along

Every time you hear that song Like we did then Like we did when Do you close your eyes Does it make you laugh Do the memories take you back To six packs in a Chevy Shirein' Way back

When I was Jack And you were dying Yeah we were never Growing up or growing old Breaking up or letting go Girl, just like rock and roll Where's it gone? But I hope like hell

Every now and again I blow across your mind Like that summer wind And you're holding on a 16 Long as you can Every time that it comes on Do you turn it up You sang along

Every time you hear that song Like we did then Like we did when Do you close your eyes Does it make you laugh Do the memories take you back? Back to six packs and a Chevy Shirein' Way back when I was Jack and you were dying. You're like that.

Take it again. Da-Man. Little ditty about Jack and Diane. Two American kids growing up in the heartland. Jack are going to be a football star. Diane's debutanteau back seat. Jackie's come. Get on a chilly dog.

Outside, taste to freeze. Diane said, no, Jackie's lap. Got his hands between the knees. Jackie say, hey, Diane. Let's run all behind the shady trees. Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do what I please. Life goes on,

long after the thrill of living is gone. You say, goes on, long after the thrill of living. It's gone to walk on. Still a jam, right? Still the jam. Hey, Morgan number two, you're 24. Do you like that song?

Yeah, I love that song. Okay. Because, I mean, that was even older for us. It was before us. Yeah. And I wonder if, you know, our 24-year-old likes that song. Mostly the bar culture has kept that song alive for you, right? Yeah, I mean, I heard that all the time growing up, especially.

At bars? No. Yeah, girl. That was 11. Shout out Wichita, letting all the kids live in. Yeah. Go ahead? No, with my parents.

but when I did get old enough to go to the bars, yes, it was always plain. Our parents are taking her to the mopped monkey. They're just knocking down shots. There's a baby in a bar. There's a baby. Amy Pile. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. Okay, round the room, guys.

When's the last time you cried? Well, let's see. A couple days ago, we had a little segment where we talked about me having a baby, and I kind of lost it. Eddie? I remember when Jake Owen, song came out the, which is the one,

you ain't got what you ain't want. We all want wing. And there was something going on in my life and I sat in the car and cried by myself listen to that song. Oh, wow. I never told you guys that. No, you haven't. No, but when were we talking years? No, no, it was about a year ago. Okay, so the last time you cried. For me, is it a weep?

Because I got teary out in an airplane. It's the last time you? Yeah, you're right. So what happened there? Did I tell you who I texted? No, you didn't say who, but you said you were texting with someone that's in your book. Okay, this is what happened. Just full disclosure, I don't care. If lunchbox can cry, then I can tell you all cry, man. No, no, no, no. I haven't said I cried, but so the book that comes out in June that I wrote, I had friends write passages for it about failure and their biggest failures. And so I had Andy Roddick, who's one of my close friends,

he wrote something, and I got emotional. Not about me, he wrote about his own life. And so I text, and I was like, I'm too glad you're my friend. And I think he, and it was, and we don't have that relationship where we talk like that to each other, but I just had to tell them. So I just text it to him. And I was like, hey, you don't have to reply. And he's like, you two made cool. And I knew it was awkward for everyone involved.

But it was okay. But yeah, that was for me. So we've all had our moment. That's a cool deal. So that was like in the last month, right? Yeah, but before that, probably 1984. Well, I mean, it's a poll said that about 45% of men have cried in the last month. And so out of y'all three, we got two out of three in the last month.

Eddie hasn't cried in a year. Yeah, it's been about a year. It was a Jake Owen song. It's like, you know when Jake Owen put that song out called when I was Jack and you were Diane? Barefoot blue jean. Okay, so Bobby, you're a sneaker head, right? No. I don't feel like I am enough.

Okay, but you're a shoe boy? My name is shoe boy. When I walk down the street, people walk out of their buildings and they take their hands and they cut their mouth and go, shoe boy! As I walk by, everywhere I go. So if someone doesn't. know exactly what a sneakerhead is. It's someone who collects, trades, sells sneakers. I don't trade. It's not a baseball party. Yet. Yet. What do I have on today? Let's see. Have I seen

these? Oh, those are easies. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen those. Yeah. Yesterday you had on some, like, new pink Adidas ones. They were awesome. Those are, uh, yeah. Are there salmon pink? Uh, they were forl's. Oh, those are Farrell? Oh, those are Farrell? Okay, Bobby, you're, okay. I enjoy shoes. Actually, I enjoy it so much. They call me, shoe, boy. Shoot, boy. Well, listen, I just want to give everybody heads up about Bobby's addiction because sneaker heads, they're starting to slip in responsibilities in their life, and they will often miss work, school, or other daily things that need to get done to purchase a new pair of sneakers.

I won't do that. Secondly, where it all comes from with shoes, I shared this morning and didn't realize that that was the issue. I didn't have any money. I always wanted to buy a pair of Jordan's when I was a kid, and I bought a pair at a yard sale. my grandma bought them for me. And I got made fun of because I bought it from a yard cell. And I went to school and the kid who had the yard cell, unbeknownst to me, was at school and said, oh, those are my shoes.

You bought my used shoes and they all made fun of me. And so I thought, man, when I finally have some success, I'm going to buy me a pair of Jordans. And so I bought my first Jordans. That's probably 22 or 23. And they died, the shoes died, but I still have the box. And so I think that's why I love shoes. Wow. Because I never was able to have them.

And now I have them. Yeah, shoot up. Shoot boy. That's what they call me. Now she's into it. That's the story of sure. I'm not into it. When I walk around town, again, people walk out of their offices and go, there he is.

Shoot, boy! But we know if Bobby misses work or we have a problem. Yeah, we know why. We know that anyway. Yeah, what else? Okay, grunting during workouts is actually good for your performance. It will boost things. I know grunting can be annoying and you often look to people.

Even at yoga, sometimes I hear people grunt during Chauteranga like, oh. It's really not that hard. But science says that it does help you exert more physical force and you'll be able to do more. I get made fun of for grunting at the gym because I have a weak, weak grunt. I don't lift grunt. But when I box, this is me grunting.

No. It is. It is. It really is. And so my trainer generally go, dude, you got to get your grunt stronger or more masculine.

Because something, I go, oh. Stop, stop. I know. That is not what you do in your punching. It's just anything.

It's like, if it. No. Is that like you're complaining? I don't want to do more. No. No. That's during his punch.

That's like right. Do it. Do it like your left right hook. No, baby, like, do, too, do. And he's like, dude, stop. Yeah, stop. Don't do that. Yeah, you got to work on that.

What else? Oh, you need to record that. That is funny. And lastly, when you're getting really angry because you're in some really just crummy traffic, you should just turn up the radio and sing along at the top of the, lungs so you obviously should listen to us and then when the music comes on turn it up

boom instantly you'll feel better about life oh yeah I'm talking about the time of living is gone we're making people feel good in that traffic I was watching the I'm such a nerd like a music nerd I was watching a documentary about the drummer who played in this song the drummer and they said hey man we need to drum solo in the middle of the song that's kind of slow. And he goes, what? Because there's a breakdown in the song where it goes, doom, doom, do do do do do do. And he goes, going to let it rock.

Oh, yeah. And so I watched the whole thing about this dude on his drum solo. I'm so nerdy. That was fascinating. But, Amy, when I do that, do you know the part of the song? I do. Yeah, I know. Where it goes, boom.

It's an odd drum solo in the middle of the song. And it's just boom, doong, dung, dino, doodoo. Bo doom, but doon, ba doon, dung, d'ing. Go, let it rock. Let it roll Yeah Yeah Yeah

Something something Some something Yeah I lose my soul Yeah Some something In the mix As far as you can

Some Some som Yeah Oh yeah That goes on Make it to you make it man The truth Some

Some some Let it's gone They're all gone Good Yeah I'm Amy That's my pal Yeah Bannett

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