The Bobby Bones Show - Will It Uber?: Bobby Tries To Uber Deliver A Life-Size Jason Aldean Cardboard Cut-Out + Bobby Performs Original Parody “Don’t Eat The Pods” + Lunchbox Goes Christmas Caroling At Houses With Christmas Lights Still Up

Episode Date: January 19, 2018

Will It Uber?: Bobby Tries To Uber Deliver A Life-Size Jason Aldean Cardboard Cut-Out, Bobby Performs Original Parody “Don’t Eat The Pods” and Lunchbox Goes Christmas Caroling At Houses With Christmas Lights Still Up  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bobby. Yeah, welcome to Friday show. Yeah, I love Friday. More studio! Morning! The face value of a Super Bowl ticket is super expensive.

$5,000 right now to go to the game. That's crazy. I used to do a national sports show, so I went to the Super Bowl. I went and covered it, and then I went. And I'll say this, it was the most disappointing event I've ever been to. Really? It's not fun? It's not cool? No, not near school. I would just say stay home. If you're on the borderline about Sinify...

Unless it's your team, I've been to two of them. Because, again, when I do national sports, you get to go to stuff. Yeah. And so it's so just... Nobody's up. It's all business people, rich people. they're just there to be seen. It's not like going to a college football game or even an NFL game in a city

where everybody's passionate. Nobody's passionate. Yeah. I went and saw the saints and the cults and then I saw the giants and the Patriots. What about like the festivities before because those concerts look kind of cool? Terrible.

Can't get to them. Security's crazy. Really? It's such a way, and I know I'm saying this from a place if I got to do something that no other people get to do really. I never thought I'd get to go to the Super Bowl.

But I wouldn't spend. Most overrated sporting event I've ever been to. Wow. makes a lot of people feel good because if you can't afford it, you feel left out. But I now watch it on TV and I go, this is so much better. There you go. But I like sports on TV better now than going to games for the most part because you can't see it. I go to Arkansas, I'll raise the right games every year.

I try to. And I still enjoy it because I enjoy being around other fans. But you just, when you can watch nine angles on TV and not have to, I mean, you get an announcer, you get all that. And you can go to the bathroom and the food's cheaper at your house and it's more comfortable. Oh, that's true. That means we're old. Yeah, maybe that's true too. But yeah, $5,000 a ticket to go to the Super Bowl.

I'll pass. Does it excite you to try to go to Super Bowl now? I would like to go once just to say I did it, but I can't pay $5,000. And I don't know if it's as exciting if your team's not in it. Kind of boring maybe? What would be your team? The Chicago Bears.

We'll be there in two years. Eddie, what would be your team? Cowboys. Straight up. Rain will be your team. Tighten, tighten up. Yeah? Is there any way the Razorbacks can plan the Super Bowl?

That's really the only reason that I can't. I don't really have NFL team so much. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. So Tony Lethbridge was concerned about his son Samuel. He woke up on a Sunday morning and his 17-year-old son Samuel had not yet returned home. And Samuel was out hanging with his friends at night.

So the local police came and said, hey, dad, don't worry about it. Because 17-year-olds often don't come home. Have you heard of this story, Lockbox? No. So Tony said, okay, I think there's something up. So he goes and he rents a pilot from a small aviation group. He says, let's go look for my son.

It's just unlike him to not come home at night. He didn't even really have the money to pay for the helicopter pilot, which is what he hired to go up. So they start flying the helicopter over. They look down. They see a crashed car. His son was in the crash car. He was trapped.

What? Survived. They got two. him in time, made a full recovery. That's a dad knowing his son. I guess, right? Like, that's really him just... Or is that dad, what do you call that,

like paternal instinct maybe? Yeah, like you have that feeling. Or intuition, even is what you're trying to say? That's the pretty crazy story, right? Very crazy. And they were like, no, no, he's going to be 17. You know that 17? He's like, no, I feel like something's up.

Yeah, that's crazy. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. In Health News, Missouri has been hit bad by the flu. Officials said they're struggling to deal with more than 40,000 flu cases. In Chicago, there's been a second measles scare in a week at O'Hare. If you were at O'Hare on January 9th between 8.30 and noon,

you need to get checked out by a doctor you could be at risk. And finally, in sports, the NFL playoffs continue this weekend. Four teams remain on Sunday the Jags play the Patriots, and then after that, the Vikings play the Eagles. Bones. Christy in Denver, thank you for listening. Hey, how are you guys?

Hey, really good. Did you know February 1st, we're actually going to be on the radio radio in Denver? Yes, I'm excited. I've been listening to you through my phone for five years, so I'm excited to actually have you on a local radio station. That's awesome. Listen, your data charge is also going to go down.

We're saving you money. I know. I'm very excited about that as well. Well, thank you for calling. What would you like to ask us? Eddie, did you ever buy Junior his Titans jersey? That's a good question And here's the back story

Eddie is a diehard's Cowboys fan And his son wants to be a Tennessee Titans fan And Eddie won't have it Yes Because I'm a Cowboys fan And only Cowboys gear in my house However

When the Titans were in the playoffs I was like you know what It's time Cowboys are out Let me run to the store And get some shirts for the boys Let's go for the Titans And they were completely out So it was in my mind

And we were going to do it But they were completely out So next year I will get him a Titans jersey Next year Yeah next season Hey, are you a Broncos fan? We're not.

My husband and I are also Dallas Cowboys fans. And our oldest son is a Patriots fan. Oh, I'm with that. I love the Patriots. People will go, oh, the Patriots have, I love to see continued success. We never see that. It's a lot of success. It's a lot of people.

People hate winners. We do. I mean, they do. But in our life, we don't get to see someone actually achieve greatness. And we're seeing that right now. They just never lose, man. Again, eventually they'll lose and it'll go away. But LeBron, the Patriots, there are things that we could, Steve Jobs.

No, Elon Musk. There's only a few great things. Anyway, hey, thank you for that call. I appreciate that. Christy, have a good morning. You're welcome. You too. See you later.

Tiffany in Florida. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hi, this is Tiffany. Hey, Tiffany. It's Bobby. What's happening? Hey, Bobby.

I wanted to ask what you guys, what your first jobs were. Sure. my first job was I mowed yards from 12 up so that doesn't count first paycheck job where they took out taxes okay everybody mine was maintenance

at a golf course which I did for years and it was for me it was miserable I woke up early I did man work the whole time I'm not very man Tiffany I don't know if you listen to the show but I'm not very manly

I listen to your show all the time thank you and I weeded it and mowed and raked traps all day and I did that for a while Lunchbox first job ever I worked at Randalls which is a grocery store. I was a bagger.

I was 15 years old, so I had to wear a white shirt. Everybody knew that I was underage. And, man, there was this one cashier. I just stood at the end of hers because she was so hot. And I thought, that girl, I'm going to get that. You never got her? No, she drove a Toyota Tersel. I do know that.

Wow. He always remembers the weirdest. She was a swimmer, and she was from a foreign country. Woo, she had an accent. And I think she liked me too. Yeah, it didn't work out. It didn't work out. She moved on.

I moved on. Producer Eddie? Yeah, I was saving lives as a life. Guard at Macallan Municipal Pools. Yeah, man. Do you still know CPR? Yeah. I'd have to look it up as a refresher, but I think so.

Tiffany, what was your first job? My first job was assistant in real estate. Dang. Look at you. A million dollar listing is your first job? Yeah, as an assistant, I didn't get the listing. Assistant million dollar listing? Dang.

Hey, where do you live in Florida? Clearwater, Tampa Bay Area. Oh, I listen. I know Tampa well. I love Tampa. I'm coming down. If you're in Tampa, my stand-up comedy tour is coming to the Strass Center.

Bobby Bonescomedy.com. Tiffany, thank you for the call. I appreciate you. And everybody right now waking up with us. Hey. All right. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones.

Time for your positivity. And in this round of positivity is Lunchbox, so lunchbox. Hello. I'm Bobby. No need to yell. And Morgan number two. Hello.

All right. Everybody's got a positivity story. Let's go. This guy named Nico, he was proposing to his girl and he bought a ring. He puts the ring in his backpack. And he didn't know when to do it, so he was waiting for the right time. The ring falls out of the backpack. He doesn't know where.

He doesn't know when. All he knows, he goes back to the pocket and it's not there. Did somebody steal it? He doesn't know. So he calls the father-in-law says, I lost the ring. I can't propose yet because he'd already ask for the blessing. So he's walking around, can't find it. He sees a sign on a poll that says lost wedding ring.

What? That calls the number. It was his ring. It was his ring. Somebody did that? Somebody did I put a sign up. Isn't that crazy? And he got the ring back.

That's called a twist of faith. That's some honest people right there. Lunchbox you up. There's his family in Oklahoma. They were moving and unfortunately they couldn't take their dog with them. So they dropped the dog off at the shelter. And the dog's like, I don't like it at the shelter. Breaks out and treks 20 miles back to the house that it was raised in,

where they moved from. Yeah, I saw that. And the family's like, what is this dog doing? So it takes it back to the shelter and it escapes again and goes 20 miles back in the home. And they're like, fine, guess we'll take the dog. Yeah, keep it. That's crazy. Morgan number two, what do you have?

All right, so Los Angeles County, they are making a point to make sure kids read. They are no longer making kids under the age of 21 pay any library late fees for their books. So also with that, they have a pre-existing late fee back. They get $5 taken off every time they read for one hour. So they read and get money taken off. I would just look at the DVDs and keep those in no late fees there. I would abuse it. Not that you should do that.

You're already thinking how to trick the system. Listen, if there's one thing I do in my career, it's game the system. So thank you very much. Kids, go read a book. Most stressful jobs of the year they put out a report. most is military personnel. Enlisted military is number one. Firefighter and airline pilot are the top three.

And then police officers four. And I can see all of those being super high stress because you don't know what's going to happen at any second. Also on the list, at number seven, most stressful jobs, broadcaster. Yeah.

Yes. And not because we don't know what's going to happen like somebody's going to get, but we don't know what's going to happen with our careers. Right. We don't know if we're out of a job tomorrow. That door could open and go, hey.

You guys are done. It's fun, boys. head back to Hobby Lobby, Bobby. Ah, crap. The least stressful jobs of 2018. A hairstylist. An audiologist makes good money. 75 grand a year.

What is that? You put the earphones on. It's hearing. Yeah, you test hearing. Oh, that's it? You just got to put those on and you make $75,000 a year? You have to know things.

All you do is hit a button in when the kid raises their hand, you mark it down. That's pretty easy job. But what you have to know is what to do if it's not right, how to diagnose them, what could be the problems with the ears, that's where the education comes in.

The assistant probably, if there's one does the writing down. Oh, because one time I took that test and they told my parents that I was going deaf, and my parents were like, your machine's wrong, so I went and retested great ears. Wow. So I think my audio audio list was doing a good job.

Was a girl a guy? I was a girl. She had no stress. You just chilling. Right, and you had to take it in the bathroom. What? I don't think that audio. They kind of messed with you on that.

That's the whole thing where they're like, hey, fella, are you sure? Yes, you went in the bathroom and took it because there was no distraction and no noise in the bathroom. That's what they told them. I've never taken an ear test in the bathroom. I've never done anything other than go to the bathroom in the bathroom. I'm thinking back, I've taken probably 10 ear tests. Not in the bathroom? Never.

Did they make you like pin a cup? No, never did that. Lunchbox, I don't think you take an ear test in the bathroom. Oh, no. I think your parents were testing you every bathroom. something else. I'm 99% sure that it was in the bathroom. But there's 1%. No. So I'm in elementary. I'm telling you.

People will back me up on this. Who? Let me look at the phone lines. Hold on one second. Yeah, nobody's gone. No. No ear test in the bathroom. Those are your least and most stressful jobs. Maybe you guys did it different than I did. Yeah, for sure.

Lobby Bones show. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Seymour, Indiana. A man walked into a bank, handed the teller a note and said, give me $5,000 and nobody gets shot. So they handed him some cash, he walked away, and they flipped over the note. And it was on the pay stub from his girlfriend's work. So they went to her house, and there's the boyfriend sitting on the couch, and they arrested him.

Now, I always feel like sitting on the couch isn't the move. If I was ever part of any sort of bank robbery scheme, where it was like, I just want to be sitting on a couch anywhere. You wouldn't be chilling on a couch? I'd be antsy. I'd be out of Mexico. I'll be doing something.

I won't be chilling. Yeah. But he wrote it on his girlfriend's paste. No, I get that. I just wouldn't be sitting on a couch. Yeah. He was in a hammock. I'm blush box.

That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bones show. Normal things that when your husband does it, you're like, wow. That's pretty hot. It came up because, Eddie's wife was driving his Jeep during the snow here. And then Vanessa Manillo said when Nick Lechay changes the baby's diapers, like for her, she's like, wow, yeah.

Miranda and Georgia. Good morning. You good? I'm great. I always called to get through, and I got through this one, and so that's awesome. Well, thank you very much. What do you think? Are you married?

No, it was the guy I was dating, but every time he would watch dishes, it was just the hottest thing to me. I don't know why. Wow. Maybe like, baby, I cooked a nice dinner and before, let me watch a few dishes for you. Is that how it would work? Or would he not know? And those things like, it's really into it. Huh.

I think there's documentaries about that. No, thank you. Hey, Miranda, I appreciate the call. Appreciate you. Hey, Abby and Georgia. Hey. What are you doing? I am driving my little girl to school.

Well, thank you very much for calling. What do you think of? about this. What is it for you? When he washes clothes. Hmm. What about that makes you go, I like that? Like, you just don't understand. Like, the fact that he actually does laundry and you don't have to do it is amazing. And, and he folds them. Okay, so are you just happy the laundry gets done? Because that seems like a thing where it would be

like, I'm just happy I don't have to do laundry. But it actually, you know, it gives you Butterflies. No. Like when he goes and gets them out of the lot, like out of the dryer and he breaks them to the living room and they're still warm and he's like, you know, just carrying on a conversation, folding clothes. And I'm like, dude. That's awesome.

That's hot. Great story. And the way you tell it. Amazing. Hey, appreciate you, Abby. Yo! Andrea and Tampa. Good morning.

Good morning. Tell me yours. Well, my husband's things karaoke. Go ahead? I said, I love it when my husband thinks karaoke. Oh. A really great version of Elvis. That's funny.

Is it because he's good or because he tries hard or because he shakes his hips? Like, what about it to you? He's like, oh, baby. Oh, just everything. His performance, his voice. I mean, he's just amazing. Does he do that for you specially?

He's like, oh, baby, come on in here for a second. I can go on together with your suspicious mind. You're like, oh, hello. Oh, of course. Yeah, of course. Hey, thank you for calling. Appreciate you in Tampa. Jewel!

I have to do this one more. Tracy in Maryland. Hi. Thank you for calling. Tell me yours. Chief of police in the town that we live in. When he puts his dress uniform on, it is enough to just shake me down.

He's amazing, but with that uniform. That one I get. Yes. That one I definitely get. I want, at some point of my life, to have a woman who will talk about me in the same tone. She's talking about him right now. Oh, he's amazing.

There it is. There's that tone. That's it. Tracy, thank you for calling. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Appreciate you. Good calls right there, man.

I mean, some weird ones. But still, they're good. I like people being honest. Yeah. Bobby Bones show. I can always tell when some of the fishy is going on, and they don't always tell me anymore. But I can tell. I left yesterday, and.

I have a security guy that does and protects and stuff. And he was up. He's really close yesterday. No one would tell me why. They're like, ah, there's just some stuff that happened. So I don't think much about it. Go home. He walks into my car.

I just get in my car and go home. That never happens. Rarely. Only when something happens does that happen. But I don't ask any questions because I don't feel like dealing with the anxiety of it. Get in my car and go home. It's over to me. Whatever it was, a little boop drop in a bucket.

I drive to work today and I see him about a block from the building. My security guy. And this never happens. And he gets behind me and follows me to work. So he followed me in this morning. I'm like, huh, wonder what they didn't tell me? Parking in the garage.

He's right there beside the car. Walking me in. He beeps the door open, walks in, and he's looking around it. And then he's just chilling. You ask him what's up? No, I don't want to know. But I know something's up. You saw him, right?

He's here, what? Maybe he's being proactive. Yeah. No, no, there's pro-a-oh. Activeness to it, but not not holding my hand. I don't even want to know. I don't want to know what. Oh, great.

The old threat was sent out against me. I don't know what I did. Uh-oh. I just know it's been weird, man. Raymond, do you know what happened without, I don't want to know. Do you know what happened? I overheard Hillary talking about something on the phone. Yeah?

Okay. Let's just keep it that way. You hold on to that. That sums up. I'm just letting everybody know. I'm scared. So where's the security guard now? He's here.

He's right. That room. I like it. hidden somewhere. He's here, but he's a big dude. He's not hidden. He's just not in the studio. No, I wasn't know when he's around. He doesn't hide. He's a big to hide. So, yeah, that happened. That was kind of weird this morning because I saw him block away and I was like, oh, look at that. Oh, no. Why is he following me again? So there's that. The email happened yesterday, too, about a different thing. Who saw the email and brought it to Terrible? I saw it. Yes. What did the email say?

Yeah, it was someone in the building saying that it's Girl Scout cookie time and her daughter's a girl scout. So if you want your orders, get them in now. Now, lunchbox hates it when people sell stuff for their kids. Absolutely. I saw the email and I thought, here we go again. Lazy kids can't do the work themselves. So we'll just give it to mom and dad. Mom and dad will sell it at their work and the kid doesn't have to do anything to earn what

they're trying to get. Then why didn't you reply and say this instead of saying it off the side where this person can't hear you? I felt like I'm trying to be a better person and just let it go. But you guys want to bring it up. So I will let you know that I am disgusted by the email. Of all the things you can be discussed to buy, that disgust you? It teaches laziness and no work ethic for the kid.

What if the kid's also working hard while the parents doing that? And what about the fact that when you were selling candy bars, your parents didn't have an email list they could send to or they didn't have Facebook. These tools weren't there to use. It's just a tool. Correct. If the kid wanted to write an email saying, hey, I'm the one selling cookies, would you please or make a video message that the mom's,

could send to the whole office, maybe that's a little different. But the mom typed the email saying, my daughter, not, hey, this is. Should she have faked her? Hey, it's Betsy. I'm 11. I'm a mommy to pooter. Mispelled words on purpose. Yeah, and I just want you cookies.

Yes, my mom never took my stuff to her work and said, oh, here it is. Come by it. Never. And I'm part of the group that thinks that kids are more coddled now, but I think they're coddled relatively to how we were coddled compared to our parents. Every generation is more coddled It's not like kids now Are so different

As we were so different than the people before us Yes It's all the same Yes Because our generation above us are like Look at these kids I can't even believe They gotta wear a bike helmet

It'll always be like that It'll always be like that So it doesn't really anger me About this type stuff But lunchbox hates it And so I will In a show of solidarity to you Buy 10 boxes of cookies

From her No No no no no no and give them out to everyone. Ooh, that's a great idea. I just, I like for kids to have opportunities. And if it happens to be in the shape of Girls'Cout cookies, wonderful. There you go.

And I think you can even donate them to the troops. I've done that before, where you buy and donate. So have her get out and sell them. I got out and sell girls scout cookies when I was a kid for someone. I sat out in front of a record store and tried to sell them for her because... Well, why was she doing that? What a cheating way to give her friends to do it? I was a good salesman.

She came to me. We went into business together. And you made no money. Well, her parents bought me something. Oh, did they? Yeah. As a reward. All right.

Time now for a never going to get it. You can call and pop this off if you want to get it. 877 Bobby. Speaking to kids, I bring this one up. According to parents, this is the number one object that kids stick up their nose. Our phone number, 877 Bobby. According to parents, this is the number one object The kids stick up their nose

My love Here we go Ooh All right, call now Hop on that Question is According to parents, the number one object Kids stick up their nose

That's the never going to get it Megan in Kansas What you think? I think it's the French fry Oh, the old French fry in the nostril. Nope. That's not it. Thank you, this.

Lunchbox. I got M&Ms. Oh, quality guess. Huh. Produce ready. There's so many, but I'm going with Legos. A Lego, he says. No.

Hey, Marlon and Ohio. Last one. Go ahead. I'm going for a pencil. A pencil, he said. No, that's not it. Close. It's a crayon.

Oh, yes. And sticking crayons up there like there's no tomorrow. So what do you do? Today, stick a crayon off your nose. Yeah. Don't do that. That's the answer. Nobody got it, and that's why it's called.

You're never going to get it. You know what I want to do is we found out yesterday that Uber would transfer a piece of meat over to Ray's girlfriend. We were like, I wonder if Uber will take this pork shop and just drive it over there, put it in the seatbelt and everything. So we have a segment that we've now created called Will It Uber. Oh. We have this live size cut out of Jason Aldine. It's pretty big. Yeah, it's probably six foot.

tall? Is he that tall? I'd imagine that's a live size cutout. So it's a size of lunchbox basically. So probably 5'10 or so. We're going to try to see if I can order an Uber and it'll ship this Jason that didn't cut out down to downtown

with no human. So Willett Uber comes up in just a bit. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Jason Al Dean is hitting the road this summer. High new neon tour featuring Luke Combs and Lauren Elena. It's named after a song on his next record.

34 cities it kicks off in May and Kansas City. The 60th annual Grammy Awards will pay tribute to the Lives Lost at the Route 91 Harvest Festival last year. Eric Church, Marin Morris, and Brothers Osborne, who all performed during the festival back in October will collaborate on a special performance for the show. We don't know what song they're singing, but what a great group of artists getting together to do that. And finally, Taylor Swift's stalker.

is facing new charges based on threatening emails. Court documents show that Frank Andrew Hoover sent in a series of emails to Taylor's dad threatening the whole family. The email described his intent to end all of the Swifts one day. He was arrested back in 2016 after he violated a restraining order Taylor had against him. And that's creepy. That's Amy Skinny. It's Bobby filling in for her still. Turn it up.

Yeah. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. A new bit we stumbled upon was Will It Uber. We've Ubered Eddie's car keys down to his wife. That's where the bit started because his wife needed the car keys. Then we Uber to Pork Chop downtown.

So now we have this live-size cut out of Jason Aldine. We've put a beanie and sunglasses on it. We want to see if the Uber driver will just carry it with no human. and so there's an app and it's Uber and the car will come and pick you up and give you a ride but what happens if it's not a human and lunchbox gives them a story like I really need this to get it.

So I can get an Uber X for six bucks. It's Al Dean so you got to get him a nice car. A select? Yeah, Alex's $11. Dude, get him an escalade. Okay, I'm going to order an Uber Select lunchbox and we're going to send this downtown to Ray's girlfriend. So you're going to have to go outside with this Jason Aldine.

Yep. Okay. Radio station. cent. All right. They're finding a car for me. Will it Uber? Yes or no? Eddie.

Oh, yeah. It's definitely the first time this Uber driver is probably taking something like this, but yes, he's taking it. Lunchbox? I'm going to say, yeah. I mean, it's a celebrity. It's a cardboard cutout of one. But that's the angle.

Three minutes until he gets here. Boy, I better get out there. The car will be here in three minutes. And call the hotline and we'll put you on. Yeah, yeah. What's your story? It's very sensitive. Yeah.

Say you're sending it to Jason Aldine who's downtown. Say he's waiting on it and they can't start the show this morning without the last size cut out. Love it. He's announcing his new tour. Yeah, he's announcing the high new neon tour. So I put it on my Insta story, but it's a Jason Aldine. That's what you got to get out of there, dude. Well, I've got to have your phone.

Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah. That's true. You didn't need my phone. What's he driving? By the way, what car? Infinity G sedan. That's nice.

I told you ordered something. I don't just send Jason Adid on the road. That's really nice to be. Not yet. Don't tell him you're on the radio, though. I won't. Okay. He's going out.

Call the hotline. I've got to get the number. We're going to play. You get the number every time. Well, I don't save it. He's the only one that calls the hotline out of all of us, really. Yeah, he's the one that goes out and does bits on the street. Okay, all right.

It's all my fault. How long till the car gets here? He does not use the phone. Now he's looking it up. Okay, just go. He's going to be in like two minutes. Good luck. Don't screw it up.

We have a life-size Jason now that didn't cut out. I'm going to say they don't take it. Really? I'm going to say no, it won't Uber. So they took car keys. And they took a pork chop. But I'm not out to him. I'm going to say they won't take a lot.

Unless lunchbox gives them this fantastic story of why. Wow. So as soon as lunchbox gets on hold, we'll patch up with them out there. There were these cops. And did you see where these cops weren't giving tickets for parking because they got free pizza for a long time? No. No. It's not good.

Well, I'll read you some of the story here. Salt Lake City Officer Jeff Clegg claims he was fired due to bullying, but soon he admitted it was the free pizza scheme. He wouldn't ticket employees of Sicilia pizza in exchange for free food. He and his colleagues would issue warnings or void tickets at the restaurant in exchange for free pizza. See, that's tough. That's tough because that doesn't feel like a bribe, but technically I guess it kind of is even if it's pizza. Yeah, even if it's pizza, which in some countries I hear's currency. Yeah, nearly.

Or some age groups. Lunchbox. Yeah. Okay, are you out on the street? I'm out here. Oh, he's one minute away. He's one minute away! We have a life-size Jason Aldeen cut out.

We're going to see if it'll Uber downtown, with no human with it. Uber's not supposed to pick up things that aren't human. He's driving an infinity, and lunchbox is going to give him a story here. By the way. Wait, is an infinity a car? It is. Oh, yeah, he's here. He's here.

Here we go. Will it Uber. Here we go. Here we go. I'm going out. All right. All right. Here we go.

I'm opening the back door. How's it going, my man? I'm good, man. Look. This is my boy Jason Aldine. He's really famous and really rich, and he's announcing his new tour today. And he needs this downtown. I'm not going, but I'm just going to put Jason here in the back seat if you'll deliver this down to

because you're going to, the real Jason Aldi. Sounds good. All right. All right, dude, you've got to be careful, okay? Jason will be fine in your car, you promise. Oh, let me see if he's going to fit in your car. Oh. We'll find a way.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, man, how am I going to do this? He doesn't even think in your car. Oh, here, here. Hey, bend him. Bend him. Who cares? I'll punch a hole in him.

Just bend him. Get him in there. Yeah, all right. Maybe roll, put down that front seat. Oh, no. Put down the front seat. Oh, yeah, and then we'll just lay them down. Oh, yeah.

How are you doing? Yeah, you're going to be, and you can talk to Jason, ask him about his new tour. everything, you get free ticket. You know, Jason may be able to hook you up. Tell him Jason may answer. He may be there accepting this. Jason may answer when you get there.

It'd be kind of cool. Oh, yeah, Jason is in there. Look at that. Shall I put the seatbelt on him? All right, Disney will be fine. No, he'll be fine. No seatbelt. All right, thank you, man.

All right, be careful. Be nice to Jason. Yeah, he'll come out and get it. Thank you, man. All right, you there? Yeah. All right, he is tucked in the front seat. I mean, we had to lay the seat down because he wouldn't fit across the backseat.

Don't worry, I'll drive slow. Okay, good. Precious cargo. Wow. Okay. He's on the way. We'll check in with Ray's girlfriend who's going to actually accept it. All right, come on back inside. Police are looking for a casino dealer who stole more than $6 million for the chips.

Oh, yeah. No, not yet. Police have not named the casino, but local media reported the theft took place in a VIP room at the Wind Casino. police are currently investigating where there were multiple suspects involved. So, wow. That's quite the scheme. I saw another one where a guy stole a bunch of stuff and ran out of the casino, straight from the casino.

Okay, yeah, this is different. This guy got the job with this plan, right? That had to be the plan was, I'm going to get in, act like I'm a good employee. Six million dollars later, I'm living on a beach in Mexico. He probably had accomplices, though, too. So I bet he doesn't have all six million. Wow. That's a thing, though.

We Ubered a cardboard cut out of Jason Aldine With a beanie and some sunglasses down to Bay Oh, I'm getting a text now that says He's at the entrance. Hey, Bay, the Uber driver's texting me. He's at the entrance on your street. I'm out here, and I don't stand. Hmm.

I don't want to yell any coordinates on the air where he is. He's in a really nice car, though. He's in an infinity, and he's got a big cardboard cut out in the front seat. Oh, no, I bet he's on the other side of, our dream. Oh. Is that a new? Okay, let me see if I can find him without getting locked out.

We can't have this happen to Aldine. Yeah, because then that counts as not an Uber. Right. Hold on. Are there elephants where you live? I know. That was our store. Hold on.

Is she in high hills, right? I have no idea. Sounds like it. Yes. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. Wakes up in high hills?

That's what I need. She woke up like that. Yeah. She just wakes up for you like that. Dang. Raymondar, a producer in the glass room, this is Ray and Bay. I'm going to text. I'm going to.

Hold on. I'm actually walking out. I'm a blonde girl. I'm in heels. Are you single? I wrote that. Are you single? He's getting excited now.

He's like, well, right. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. My lucky day. All right. Do you see an infinity out there anywhere? I'm not, but it is really cold out here. Yeah. That's why we put a beanie on LD.

Yeah, we went Jason get cold. He has a cowboy hat and a beanie over it. Oh, my goodness. I might have to just abort mission with this guy and say, hey, keep it. Do you just ask you? Oh, I see it. I see it. Okay, here we go. Here, here we go, here we go.

Here, thank you so much. Oh, my goodness. You got it for me. Thank you. Be careful. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

Thank you so much. I am a little. You know. Oh, I'll get a number. Okay, text that number back. Bye-bye. Okay, I've got Jason. They just got you.

Mason has a ride. Okay, what did he say to you? He's asked if I was single, and I said yes, because I'm about to be, right? You do this anymore. Yeah. Okay, that's good. That's funny. Okay, but you have Jason L.D., so he did Uber.

I have Jason. And now I'm walking all the way around my building with Jason at downtown, and everyone's looking really weird. It's taller than you, that cardboard cut out there. It's definitely pretty tall, yeah. Bay, thank you. You're welcome. Thanks for this. Hey, next time I think it could be like Brett Eldridge, that'd be better.

You got it. You got it. And she's got a new date. Yeah. It's January 19th. Some people still have their Christmas lights up. And I would imagine not because of the Christmas spirit, but mostly because they're lazy. That's what I would imagine.

Well, lunchbox went driving around yesterday. He found these houses and he said, well, if they still have the Christmas lights up, they need Christmas carolers. So, hidden mic and all, here's lunchbox I can see you're still in the Christmas spirit with the Christmas lights So I thought I'd sing you a Christmas song You know Dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen My baby's actually Comment and Cupid and

Thank you. But do you know the famous Rudolph the red nose, rain dear rain Thank you so much Oh, thank you. Merry Christmas So awkward Did you have bells on years? Yeah, it's my Christmas sweater

I had a Christmas sweater with like Rudolph's on them. That's funny. I think I was like, no, no, no, baby's sleeping. Baby's sleeping. Okay, here we go. Merry Christmas. I see you're still in the Christmas spirit, so I'm going to do some Christmas caroling.

Dashing through the snow and a one horse open sleigh over the fields we go laughing all the way. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Bells on bop tails ring, making spirits bright. Oh, what fun it is to ride and sing in a slaying song tonight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells. I'm all right. Oh, all right, Merry Christmas. I hope for sure think he was casing my house. Oh, for sure. Like, this guy's for sure going to rob me later tonight. And he's not stopping. He doesn't even ask.

He doesn't even ask. He just knocks and takes off singing. Okay, lunchbox he found houses with Christmas lights on them. And then just, this clip looks extra long. I haven't heard it. This looks like a minute long. All right, let me play it. If any time I need to stop it, I will.

over here. Merry Christmas. I see you like Christmas you're around like I do, so I'm here to do some Christmas caroling. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas just like the ones I used to know where the tree tops glisten and the children listen to hear the sleigh bells in the snow. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white Merry Christmas All right Thank you very much Thank you He took the whole time

That's fun Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones show And now Our producer Ray reviews his latest Lifetime movie

Producer Ray, welcome to the show Yo, what'd you watch? Dangerous delusions What's it about? Well, it's actually with Hillary Duff her sister Looks very similar to Hillary Duff So the entire show, you're thinking

That's Hillary Duff, man, that's Hillary Duff. Wow, those Duff girls are good looking. So they get away with not half and a half Hillary Duff. Hillary Duff's sister is Haley Duff. So Haley Duff's in the movie. Yeah. Do you think they bought Haley to be in the movie paid her because she looks like Hillary or because she's a good actress? She looks just like her.

And she's a good actress. Okay, so you watch the movie. She has to decide. Is the top-the-line security home that she just moved into tricking her? Or is it the man she loves? Oh, wow. About an hour and a half, I ended up. up rating it. Do you want my rating? I do. I gave it

three pieces of popcorn out of five. Oh, wow. Oh, man. It's worth the watch. It is. It takes you to the very end. So it's a lifetime movie called Dangerous Delusions. With Haley Duff. With Hillary Duff's sister. And three popcorn. Hey, the next one of you. Yeah.

That's a true story too, Ray. It's true? True story. Wow. And I think it's called Deadly Delusions, Ray. One of the two. Last night, Dan from Dan and Jake. Come over to my house, we did a bobbycast, and my back is killing me. I'm getting old. I can't even sit in a chair and turn.

Like one degree. Without my bag just crushing me. I woke up this morning and I said, what did I lift? Because I was I was boxed yesterday. And it's like, oh, that's not boxing sore. That's sitting in a chair talking to Dan's sore. Oh, man. I know. It stinks. So, but it's up. If you search

Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes, it's pretty good. It's weird the dynamic they have because Shea is just the straight ahead. and Dan's the mind behind the production of all their songs. So it's good. It's really good. So check that out.

Search Bobbycast. A bunch of new music out today. So, and some really good records that I woke up early and was excited to listen to. I love Caitlin Smith. She has been on the show and played. She has a new record out today. This is called Contact High from Caitlin Smith. Here's a song called St. Paul from Caitlin Smith.

It's fantastic. Again, I'm going to gush because I think she's one of the best artists in town. It's called Starfire the Record. This is called St. Paul from Caitlin Smith. I hit the city, oh, and I was only 17. You know, beat up Wrangler with a console full of burnt CDs. Flew out my speakers with the same three will-go tracks. Half a tank to give me there and half a tank to get me back.

Ahoo. Ah, ooh, ah, ah, ooh. Playing sad folk songs on a two guitar for all the kind of trunks. Over at the turf club bar X's on my hands But I eat who's strong Ponytail bartender With not a lot to lose

So I play some of that That's Kailin Smith's new record Love it I love when new music comes out That I'm really into Landco's records out today You know that song The record's called

Hallelujah Nights And here's some of Hallelujah Nights The song It's good Both those records are so good And it's tough for me to like full records Because who has time for that You know?

Yeah, what a different sound this song is from their other one. I like it. They're the Coldplay Imagine Dragons-ge-type band in country music. I like that. So it's Caitlin Smith and Lanko if you're looking for new music. You like that stuff Lunchbox or no? Yeah. I mean, I'll listen to it if you play it.

Yeah, you want to play it. But you don't listen to music at home, do you? Not really, no. You just don't sit around and listen to music ever? Very rare. I've tried. One of my New Year's resolutions was to take, like, 15, 20 minutes and turn on that I-heart radio app and just listen to music per day.

It's funny to call it that I-heart radio app. I live with it so much. And him, he doesn't listen to anything. Nothing. Nothing. Go ahead. The only problem is I haven't really committed to that New Year's resolution. Wow. I have a project for you.

We'll talk about it in a bit. But I think it's really going to help this. It's going to help your music discovery. But he just doesn't, he never listened to music as kid. Has no interest in music. So weird. But your parents did? My parents have an extensive record collection, and my dad gets so mad at me because he says,

I played these records all the time. I don't know how you don't know music, but I just never did. The only time I listened to music is when I was 16 and I bought my first car because it had a radio in it. And you have no interest in learning about new music. Not that much. He's honest. Yeah. Respect that.

Can't hate him. Yeah, respect that. That's for sure. Happy birthday to Dolly Parton. Somebody I've been lucky enough to work with and also have her on. on the show and I thought it's been super kind to me. And just so good on the year, too. I remember she came in and we were talking about I will always love you. And I was just talking about how writing that song, how she wrote it. In 1972, I think I wrote it. At the same time I wrote

Jolene. That was a good writing day. You wrote this to the same day. Yeah, I believe so. It was writing that writing period of time because I remember all my paperwork and like they came out pretty close, you know, at the same time. So everybody said, boy, you, what was you taking? That was a good writing day. But it was. But that song, you know, came from a very serious place. And everybody's always heard the story when I was working with the Porta Wagoner show. And we were, I was trying to get out, go out on my own. And it was taking a big honk out of his show and the fact that we had one of those love-hate relationships. And it was just hard to move on. And so he wasn't listening to anything I had to say. So I went home and wrote that song, took it back the

next morning and said, sit down, I need you to hear something. So I sang it and he was crying. So he said, okay, you can go, provide and I can produce that record. So he did. And so that's how it came about. But it was only when Whitney recorded it that it became like such a worldwide hit. And so that's just, I'll always love Whitney Houston. How did they approach you for that?

Well, that's a funny thing. Kevin Costner was producing or directing. and I imagine producing also the Bodyguard movie. And he was in it. And so they had a song that was going to be the theme. And just before they got ready to do the movie, someone else covered the song they were going to use. So they had to find another song.

And his secretary or his assistant, somebody said, there's a Dolly Parton song I love because I will always love you. I think it would just fit this. And he said, oh, yeah, I love that song. So they contacted me about using. I said, absolutely. So I sent it, and I hadn't heard anything more about it, until I heard it driving from my office to my house in Brentwood, I heard, I didn't know if they had ever used it or anything. And so I just heard Whitney saying, if I did the acapella part, and it was just, it wasn't ringing track.

I thought, well, that's weird. That's, you know, something caught my attention. And it was only when she went into the course of it that I will always love it that I realized what I was listening to. And it was so overwhelming. I almost wrecked. I just pulled off just the greatness and the bigness and the fact that that was my song. And it was just so out of nowhere. And I have to honestly say that is one of the biggest thrills and one of the most overwhelming feelings I've ever had about anything in my life.

You heard it in your car. Mm-hmm. I heard it on the radio. Happy birthday, Dolly. 72. Man, look at that. You know, Dolly Wood's been open 30, 40 years. That's roller coasters, but Dolly won't ride a roller coaster.

She's never been on one because she gets motion sick. A little fun fact for you there. Here's the thing about kids eating these Tide pods and kids and adults. They're putting these videos up. It's not a bad thing to the point where kids don't know what they're doing because people are acting like,

we got to pull these videos down because people are going to eat Tide Pot. They know they're bad for them. That's what blows my mind with this whole thing is anyone that's putting a Tide Pod in their mouth knows that it's bad for them. It's not people going, oh, I wonder, this looks like it'll taste good. So it's, oh, we'd take this down because kids will do it.

If anyone's eating a Tidepod above the age of four, they know it's not good for them. But that's why it's the Tide Pod challenge. It's really stupid, and they're doing it because it's stupid. Okay. So when the news gets all dramatic about the Tide Pod challenge, I think, you guys are stupid. They know what they're doing. Yeah. They know the dangers of eating this stuff.

Now I've transitioned. A spring film is a very. donut shop called Hertz Donut, meaning Hertz Donut, but Hertz Donuts. I get it, I get it. It is making Tide Pod donuts that are decorated to look like the detergent pods. Now you can eat those. You can eat those. But of course people know the dangers.

This isn't some invisible plague that's sweeping America and it's don't go breathe the air. It's extra toxic, everyone. It's a warning. No. The people that are eating them, they know. Yeah. So having said that, what is the challenge? I don't even know what the real challenge is.

You put a tie pot and you eat it. Yeah, that's it. That's the challenge. That's simple. And it's that stupid. That's why it's so funny to me. That the people that are doing it, they know and they still do it. So you're stupid.

Yes. If people didn't know. And someone said, hey, if you would be in PR Bobby and it was what would Tide do, nothing. Yeah, that's not your responsibility. No, this is the greatest thing for Tide ever. Man, no kidding. They made little ice cream sundays. because they look really good to eat.

They do. They're colorful. They look fantastic. God, they look tasty. Again, they look like low ice cream sundaes in a bag. But they're not. No, but I don't have to say that because everyone knows. That's why I think this whole thing is so stupid.

Everybody knows they're bad for you. Unless you're four or younger when you just grab stuff and eat it. But you should keep all detergent. You should keep all those things that come in shipping packages. That's a thing with kids. They just grab and eat stuff. Not talking to kids. No.

I understand four-year-olds, six-year-olds, six-year-olds. six or two old. Six year old, you're probably still not smart. You're in first grade. You're smart enough to know. Don't eat the detergent. So I think the donut's funny. And if this Hertz donut gets any crap for this, let me know, Hertz Donut.

We're on in Springfield. I love Springfield. If you guys get any crap for this donut, let me know. Sheriff Bobby will come right into town and take care of business because dumb people do dumb things. I like Hurts Donut. We even... I've never even practiced this, but wrote this parody of...

Oh, boy. Well, I haven't even practiced. I don't even know if it fits the words exactly. And I never do these live. So, meaning without practice. Hey, and I would have you sing with me, Eddie, but I don't even know that it fits the words. I can try. It's called Don't Eat the Pods instead of Don't...

What, did the Blake tell them song? Oh, I'll name the dogs. I'll name the dogs. That's funny. It's called Don't Eat the Pods. And I almost hesitate to try it live because then if it's not... We can always produce it. Do it.

All right, let me sit here. Hey, y'all. Don't eat the pods. I felt like I shouldn't have to say this, but this is a musical public service announcement. Here we go. It's laundry time, I tell you. No more messing around.

Gonna do some T-shirts later. But right now, I'll do the towels. Pouches come in handy. But I wonder how do they tape. Kind of looks like a piece of candy So I shove it in my face Yeah, spit that out Even though it looks yummy

Spit that out or you get a sore tummy Man, that sure don't taste like a skittal I ended up in a hospital I learned my lesson I almost died It's not a snack if the label says tied Unless you want to end up like cousin Todd Finish your veggies and don't eat the pot Yeah.

That was a line, baby. Do it again. That's hilarious. Do it again. I don't want to do it again. I was all fucking. Dude, that was perfect. I love the end up in the hospital.

You know, that's a bend. Not a skittal. Yeah, skittal and hospital is a bend. I like that, though. Man, I sure don't taste like a skittl. I ended up in the hospital. Yeah. Woo!

There we go. So dumb. I love it. We can probably still produce that and make it better. That's pretty good. Don't eat the pods. Don't eat the pods. Unless you want to end up like a cousin Todd,

finish your veggies and don't eat the pods. Thank you very much. Yeah, but you don't need to tell them that. No. We're going to do it anyway. Hey, Lunchbox, I have something for you, and it's due Monday. Okay?

Oh. I think every Monday for the next six weeks or so we're going to do this. I was inspired by a tweet from a listener who thinks that you're on the radio you should know something about music. But you admit you know nothing about music. I admit that. I know

like the songs we put on the radio, I know those because I hear them. Probably not. Yeah, not really. So what I want you to do is we're going to do a 90-second research project on Monday and you're going to do Johnny Cash. Wow.

This isn't high school. I know. Hey, who knows? Maybe we'll learn from this. Yes. I know Johnny Cash. So find and do a 90-second research project on Johnny Cash, and Monday morning you'll present it. That's exciting.

Oh, yeah. Let me tell you. Homework is so exciting. Let me tell you. I never did homework. What do you know about Johnny Cash right now? I know that he married June Carter Cash. June Carter and then Cash.

Yeah, she became Cash. He did walk the line. So come in Monday with 90 seconds. Okay. Yeah. Do you have a copy of this, Eddie? That song? Yeah, I have a copy.

You want to try it? Do you want to do the hook together? Yes. So spit that out even though it looks yummy. Spit that out or you get a sore tummy. Man, that sure don't... Man, that sure don't taste like a skittles. That's it.

I ended up in the hospital. That's tough. Okay. All right. Let's do it. All right. Tape. Let's track one.

Take one. Roll the tape. Roll tape. Speed. Yep. Get some more drums in my ear. Yeah. Get a little mandolin.

Where's that snare? Or my snare, M&M. It's called Don't Eat the Pots. Here we go. It's laundry time, I tell you. No more messing around. Gonna do some t-shirts later. But right now, I'll do the towels.

Pouches come in handy. But I wonder, how do they taste? Kind of looks like a piece of candy. So I shove them in my face. Yeah. Spit that out even though it looks yummy Spit that out or you get a sore tummy Man, I sure don't taste like a skittal

I ended up in the hospital I learned my lesson and I almost died It's not a snack if the label says tied Unless you want to end up like your cousin Todd Finish your veggies and don't eat the pods Yeah That's great guy Woo

That's stupid Dude it's such a good song We got to produce this. Get that out. Get that a hot track out of there. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Yesterday we're talking about how a lot of songs sound alike. Some of them, people hear and don't know they hear and recreate. Some of them, they steal. Some of them are just accidentally sounding the same. And I believe all three of those are factors. And what came up was Ed Shearin is now in trouble because Ed Shearin wrote the Tim McGraw song. And I played the two songs. So this is the rest of our life, sang by Tim. Tim and Faith, but Ed Shear and wrote it. That's the intro. And here's the song, the original song called When I Found You. Very similar.

So Ed's in a little bit of heat for that. I don't know what's going to happen if he's going to add him as a songwriter or not. And my argument was, even though it sounds very similar, I can never put myself on someone else's brain. And maybe it was accidental. Maybe those chords are pretty generic chords. Don't know. So what will probably happen is they'll get added as a songwriter.

There have been other instances where they've been added to the songwriter. So remember Sam Smith, Stay With Me. And now I remember hearing this, riding in the car with Eddie and going, that sounds like Tom Petty. The first time I ever heard on,

I think Lightning 100 was playing it. Yeah. Even before the pop stations. I was like, that sounds like Tom Petty. And so Tom Petty's and someone else is now a songwriter on Stay With Me because this is...

The melody's basically the same, right? So now everybody's sending me all these songs that sound alike. And they're a lot under pressure, ice ice baby. Oh, yeah, sure. Here's one that actually I don't think there's anything to do with, but they sound similar because of tone. So Criminal, Lindsay L. She had this song for a while.

It's just the guitar part. And they're like, hey, that Chris Lane song sounds like Criminal. But it's just not. There's nothing there. I don't think there's anything there. Okay, all right, all right. So that's Lindsay L. criminal.

Chris Lane. It's called Take Back Home Girl. Do you guys hear anything there or no? I hear it. That's a struggle for me. I hear it. I hear a similarity.

I don't know if it's a copy. I say no. Okay. Now I also brought up the fact that when I do stand-up that I can hear things and store them, not realize it, think it's funny, subconsciously I say something.

And I've pulled jokes out of my eye because I think, oh, I probably heard that and took that and not realized it, but the same opposite can be true. So I'm going to play you a joke that I did probably four months ago and then a radio show that did the same joke this week. I don't think they stole it, though. Okay. Because it's just a concept, much like a generic chord.

I think it's just a concept. And what's the show? I want to credit them. Billy the Kid. In Austin. Oh, I know Billy the Kid. Yeah. He's a friend.

Oh, if I know, maybe. did steal it. Maybe he told it around him. Oh, I thought it was a different Billy the kid. Okay. Let's hear it. So this is my joke from four or five months ago in my stand-up act. I've done it at the opera.

This is a live version of me talking about turning Chick-fil-A into a business because they don't close on Sunday. Yeah, we're starting. Oh, here we go. I want to have this great idea, and I keep coming back to Chick-fil-A not being open on Sunday. So what I want to do, and you can tell me if this is a dumb idea, but like on Saturday night, right before they close. I get a Yeti. I say, I'll take all your chicken sandwiches, please. Put them in the Yeti. I go to bed. I wake up on Sunday and I just sit right behind the drive-thru. So I don't think that's a super novel idea that only I had. Because that's kind of funny. You go on Saturday night and

buy the sandwiches. I haven't had a song Chick-fil-A on Sunday. Yeah. So here we go. So this is Billy the kid. Yeah, we're starting a business. Poo and I, we're going to buy Chick-fil-A sandwiches on Saturday. We're going to sell them on Sunday. We're starting a mini restaurant, a pop-up restaurant. It's called Less Than 24. And why is that again? Because the chicken sandwiches are less than 24 hours old. See?

Similar concept. Hmm. Wow. Don't think it's... My only point is you can take something that's similar and have the same idea. Like-minded people, a lot of times have like-minded ideas. Go ahead. But one thing to do is if you do take somebody else's idea, add something else, and it can totally be a whole other idea like the 24.

Sure. I just don't think that. My only point is song sometimes are just similar for the sake of like-minded people with like-minded talents, like-minded ideas. And I don't, because I don't think that was taken from my comedy act. I think it's just the same idea.

And then it's co-host, Ann Hudson. Like, that's our friend. Yeah. That's true. Like, who knows if they've actually heard that? I don't know. I honestly didn't know that's who that was. Wow.

I thought it was a different show. That's funny. Lunchbox? That joke's pretty similar. Come on. How did you find that, Mike D? I listened to their show. You do?

That's funny. Jump out to you right away. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also, because Mike will go out and to comedy shows. Mike D. goes out of my stand-up. He's been to the opera when I've done stand-up. Okay, anyway.

Very interesting. No, it's not. My only point was sometimes songs are just similar, and you don't have to... I would say suspicious minds. Okay, thank you, Elvis. Amy's not here. I did talk to Amy last night, though. She's writing a blurb for my book.

And so I was like, hey, I need this turned in. And she turned in. So she turned in. Like a forward? No. It's, I don't want to give away too much. But I've been to people, because my book's about failure. It's not until the summer.

I still have a lot more to do or something to do. And so I've asked people that I admire to talk about one of their failures. And not about any success, just about failure, because it's how important it is for us to fail and how we look at failure is such a bad thing, where I see it as a necessity to actually do great things. Wow, that's cool. So, I asked Amy to write a piece. And I've asked some artists that have written for me.

I asked the governor of Arkansas, he hasn't got back to me yet. Hey, Governor Hutchinson, you said you'd do it like three months? He's definitely listening. Yeah, come on. Come on, Governor. I'm waiting on you. That's what it is.

So did you send them emails to write? Yeah, when did you want my blurb? Oh, no, no. I didn't get an email. I'm checking. Yeah, guys just keep waiting. Okay. You'll email, though, right, if you need a blur.

Email or text? Which one should I be looking at? Should I look at my spam folder? Did it come from a weird? Yeah, go check that and let me know. Did it come from a weird email? Because let me tell you, Bones, we fail a lot. Yeah, but it's about super successes.

Oh. But not really. It's about, yeah, I did this some stuff. I probably hadn't got there yet. All right, just let us know. I guess we're not good. I mean. I probably just hadn't got there yet.

That hurts. That's all. Okay. I got to do Amy's pile of stories. Not still hadn't come. Hit send again. Yeah, I'll send it later on today Just be waiting for it

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Execution is terrible. But I know it all because I've, again, failed doing it all. I'm an excellent teacher. I have a great relationship advice. I just can't take it myself. I get it. But yeah, you can ask Amazon, hey, how do I get a dating tip? And it tells you.

That's that. Do you care about stuff like that Morgan number two? You're 24? No, not really. Right up your alley? No, dating tips are kind of lame. I think so too. mostly though because I can't keep a date

but I think they're like them too brutally honest friends are the ones to keep it turns out the mean friends are the ones you really want to keep in your close circle because they're the ones that always have your back a new study found that friends who tell you the truth instead of trying to make you feel, or the ones trying to make you feel better thanks dude I wrote I also wrote in my book about this type and this

because we're talking about what I'm working on is that if you don't have one or two people that can tell you when you suck and you have to trust them when they tell you suck then you don't have anybody. Yeah. If you just have all the people going, hey, you're great. I have that one or two people

that I know they will tell me that truth. They're not looking to tell me bad stuff. They're not looking to tell me good stuff. They're looking to just give me feedback. And if you can find that person, it's valuable. It's tough to swallow sometimes. Yeah. And it's hard to dish it too.

Like tell someone they suck. That's tough. I'm pretty good at that. Yeah, no, you are. Like, I'm like, that's not good. Or that's really good. And nothing really in the middle. So the important friends to keep.

Do you have one of those? One of those friends? You For sure. I mean, you definitely tell me when I suck and when I'm doing well. By the way, I said you know it last night about something you did really good. I saw it and I pulled to you. I was like, I don't know how to respond to this. You don't have to. You don't have to.

Good, good, good, good. What did you get a compliment for? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It was something between me and Bobby? I also told Eddie he was an idiot on text last night too. Yes.

So that's what I'm saying. It's brutally honest. Yeah, but I just is idiot because an opinion. I was sitting at home last night. A 10-year-old opinion. Yeah. I was sitting home last night and I was listening to music and I was listening to Counting Crows

This album called Hard Candy And I remember like 10 years ago when Eddie told me the album sucked And so I sent Eddie a text I was like, you're an idiot, this album was really good Lunchbox 10 years ago when I last listened to the album I said it sucked And I stored it in my brain And he never forgot

And I sent him back a message That's pretty funny And then you know what junior told me after I was Because I was telling my wife about it Do you believe Bobby said this? She goes Hard Candy Isn't that big yellow taxi song on Hard Candy? I'm like dude this kid knows too much about music

Wow, my 9 year old He's about to be 10 too Dude, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Wow. Also, tweeting during sporting events improves the experience. A new study says that tweeting during games helps be more involved on the field and improves overall experience.

I don't even like going to games that much anymore. You can watch it on TV, get every angle, every everything. Cheaper. By far cheaper. After you lose an away game, you don't have to fly somewhere else. Trust me, I've been to so many of Razorback games. We've lost away games, and you just want to get... I can't get out of Tuscaloosa fast enough when Alabama kicks our butt.

But instead, I pay for the hotel. so I got to stay. Yeah, it's rough. So there's that. I do want to mention the four was on last night. And so what are these clips to this? Kind of get a chance to watch it last night. I was too busy listening to Hard Candy.

And remember how awesome it was? And remember it how, when it came out 10 years ago, I was like, man, I love this record. Last night on the four, here is Zaviga. She's challenged by Nashville artist Nicole Boggs. Get in me, get in me, get one. I think the Nashville. actual girl lost, huh? Oh, did she?

True? She got up and sang and they sent her home? Yeah, they kept Javier instead of her. Is that how he says the girl's name Javia? Yep. That was her way of correcting you. She was like, they kept Javia. Yeah, Javia. I mean, it's highlighted right in front of me.

And then I don't miss the next episode of the four, Battle for Stardom, Thursday, 87 Central on Fox. Interesting concept. I did not get a chance to see it last night, though. I just be honest with you. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. you have a good weekend. Lightsbox, what are you doing this weekend? I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'll probably go to the movies, take the wife out to dinner, do some romancing. Yeah, just trying to get that baby. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you. You're going to Kid Rock tonight? No, not going to Kid Rock tonight. I was unfortunately, didn't get tickets. You can buy tickets.

You don't have to just get tickets to everything. Yeah, I understand that, but it's a lot more fun when you can get them for no dollars. But it would still be fun if you got them for dollars. I was asking if you got them. I don't even like free tickets because there's always something expected with them. Because nothing in life is free. Right. So a lot of times I just buy tickets and then no one bothers me.

And you just enjoy it on your own. Yeah. It's like, hey, come over here. Me, Jameson. He's the record from Kentucky. You have to because we give you free tickets. Yeah, free tickets. But I do like Kid Rock a lot.

So you're not going on the show? No. Eddie, what are you doing this weekend? I have family coming in because junior turns 10 on Monday. Wow, really? Yeah, I do it. Are you doing the birthday party this weekend? No, just the family's coming in.

Birthday parties next weekend. Double digits. Yes, God, my little boys growing up. I remember when I did was born. It seems like 10 years ago. Yeah. You remember how freaked out I was? I do remember that part.

So, let's see. I have Daniel Bradbury coming to the house through a Bobby cast this weekend. I don't know if we're going to put it up this weekend or early next week, but she's coming to do that because it was postponed because of snow. But Dan from Dan and Shake. over last night. And it was a good one, about an hour and 15 minutes or so. He talked about things. I didn't know he played football in high school in college.

Bobby Bones. This week on the Bobbycast, Dan Smyers from Dan and Shea. You play football in high school. What did you play? I played running back. My parents, they were like, you're so good at sports. You should play sports. And I was like, screw you, mom and dad. I'm playing music. Like, I'm going to drop out of high school and go on the warp tour. Search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio and iTunes. Yeah, so I know the whole thing was going to play like that. But you can hear that. There. So I did that and Daniel Bradbury is doing one. You're not going to Kid Rock? I have rehearsal. No, we have a rehearsal for a million dollar show.

That's right. Sunday. Yes, Sunday. All right, we got to go. But I didn't get any free tickets. All right, see you guys. BobbyBones.com, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Have a great weekend. Air Tasker helps you get your weekends back. I need a screen printer.

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