The Bobby Bones Show - Will It Uber: Pizza Edition + Show Names Another Service Dog

Episode Date: June 14, 2018

The show attempts to turn Uber into a pizza delivery service in today’s “Will It Uber” segment. Lunchbox draws the final name for our last service dog. Bobby gets flustered by a hot girl in his yoga class. Also, Lunchbox is jealous of Amy’s kids Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I have to apologize because I was not here yesterday as we didn't do it. It was in New York. Didn't do what? The podcast. The podcast. Oh, okay. There are some days we just can't get it up in time. And so the podcast has to be loaded.

So my apologies there. Also, I'm doing a book event next week in Wichita or I was. I think they canceled it. Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know. All I was told was last night that it's not happening at that bookstore. So I'm trying to move it to a different place in Wichita, but I don't know if I can or not. It's not my scheduling conflict.

All the Herb is it was scheduling conflict. But the problem is, is that I love Wichita. Wichita Loves the show So if we go to another bookstore There are going to be a lot of people show up So they have to have staffing there So it's a whole thing I'm trying to get out there

But yeah that's the deal I'm about to have the show today Let's play it for you Am, what's going on? Anything you want to say? Oh man, I'm trying to think of something from today's show that like People are going to get excited about

Did you know Raymond's been judging our Instagram accounts? No, what does he just? What? He does? Raymundo Yeah, Ramundo has been looking at all of our Instagram accounts and giving us letter grades. Oh, while he's walking in here, we... Based on our account.

What? We named another dog today. Oh, that's true. So, people will find that out. Ramundo. Hey, let's do this. You rated all of our Instagram accounts as a school grade, right? So we'll start here.

And what have you based these on? My own personal opinions about how you guys do Insta. Okay, cool. All right, so Raymundo and his grades, let's go with... Eddie first. All right, Eddie got a C. He tries to get too artsy with his pictures. Sometimes they're in focus.

One object he'll be out of focus. And then I just put that he does old person stuff. He'll put pictures of plants, the weather, a Swiss Army knife he found. It looks like stuff from the 1950s. So he's graded with A? You got a C. I'll try to step that up. I'm sorry, right?

Let's go over to Lunchbox. What's his grade? Lunch also got a C. Oh. Wow. Yeah, you don't follow anybody that makes you look stuck up. That was my first impression of your account. Then I said, there's too many free giveaways, like you say, quote unquote,

anyone in Nashville want this neon sign, pick a number, zero to 500. Like, what? And then people comment and they try to guess the number? Annoying. And then he doesn't, like, ship it to them. Is that the thing? And then he has issues because it's too big to ship it to him. Well, no crap.

No, I shipped. I've shipped everything that I said I'd ship. I thought you had trouble with the Zach Brown thing. I did. I had trouble, but he got there. Did you pay for it? Yep. $142.

And you paid for it? Out of your own money? Yep. On my credit card. And you didn't get reimbursed? Well, I didn't say that. See, that's what I'm saying. You have to keep poking him.

He's always hiding something. But I did pay for it. But you shouldn't get reimbursed because that was all your deal. Yeah, that was a prize for a listener, though. No, no, no. But you can't just get away home prizes and then have work pay for it. I mean, I got it from work. And so a listener of our show wanted it.

I send stuff off all the time and pay for it myself. And they lived in Arizona. So, hey, I was nice. You didn't pay for it, though. I didn't know I was going to get reimbursed I just tried it and I did get reimbursed I paid it to I just wrote a whole reimbursement report

I paid for it originally without knowing I was going to get reimbursed and then I talked to the boss and they said yes we'll reimburse you and I said okay great well there you go so thank you so Ray quit hanging on my Instagram I mean you didn't hate you got a C you love C's

you pass and then Cs gets degrees there you go Cs gets degrees let's go over to Amy Amy's grade is a B Good job.

Oh, wow. How? Her kids' neighborhood. It shows pictures of her husband. I really get a feel for her life. And then I also kind of ended up giving her a bad score because her Instagram stories have way too much writing on them. Every single one is a link.

Doodles. On every. Swipe up, swipe down. And then there's drawing. I don't even know what the picture's up because there's so much writing. What? I've told her that too. She doesn't listen to me.

I mean, you go to the art studio with that. Oh, boy. 45 minutes later. text on my Instagram post. Eddie, why you have your head down? Because the stuff lunchbox just says, like, what are you talking about? He's trying to get in and be funny now. Hold on I missed it.

What do you say? You're trying to get in the art studio. No, no, I said she takes her pictures to the art studio before she posts them. No, I, no. Yes. I said that, I didn't just make that up. She did a picture. I'll take a B.

B's, get degrees. Ramona, who else on the list? Bones. Okay, go ahead. You got the highest grade. You got an A. Congratulations. Of course you did.

Teachers pet. I put pictures of everyday. things, changing the garden hose, swimming, working out. Okay. And then I said you don't overuse boomerangs, and you have cool behind the scenes pictures that nobody gets to see stuff like Price is Right and American Idol. Oh, well, that's, yeah, it's because he gets to do... Yeah, because he's...

Oh, my goodness, you're an idiot. Whoa, whoa! This is really... That's really... Right, this is a little brown. I gave Mike D a D. Oh, wow. For what?

I put too many pictures in stairwells against brick. walls and selfies in the bathroom. All right. How do you feel about that? I have like one selfie to bathroom. Look for the stairwells. There's a lot of them. Anyone else on your list? That was it. All right, there we go. We've got to start today's show.

Amy, anything. Man, I just hope everyone has a great day. Lunchbox. Yeah, I'm going to go check out Ray's Instagram, and I'm going to give them an F. Okay, there you go. Eddie? And you guys eat healthy today. It's summer.

Got to keep up with that summer bod. Keep that summer bod. Yeah. All right, thank you very much. We'll get going with today's show now. And away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know.

We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Boll show. That's right. Not great. Welcome to the show. Thursday morning. Everybody's looking good. Look at all your faces.

Yeah. Look at all your faces. I'm looking good. I'm looking good. Morning studio. Morning. So, Eddie finished watching Evil Genius, the show on Netflix. Yeah, me too.

Fascinated by it. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. So if you're listening to the show, maybe you don't have Netflix, maybe you do and you haven't watched it yet. This show, Evil Genius is a four-part documentary series. In Erie, Pennsylvania, a guy goes in with a bomb around his neck and goes, I like to have your money, please. Walks out, has a lick sucker, he's flipping his little cane around,

and they're like, oh, he's in on it. And then he goes to the cops are like, hey, dude, he's like, no, it's a real bomb, please help, and the bomb blows up. And that was, and that's it. They don't know what happened. And so they're trying to figure out who orchestrated this guy to go on with a bomb and he didn't know what's real. It's a crazy documentary series.

And I didn't spoil it because that's in the first 10 minutes of the very first episode. That's what it's about. Yes. And you're trying to figure it out. Yeah, so much more. There's no way that's playing. I'm done. Yeah. Isn't it crazy? This happened in the 90s in our lifetime in America. We didn't really know the story. I remember it clearly. You do? You do? Yes, because I have not watched the documentary. So this is what I remember from the news story is that he was like a pizza delivery man. And when he got sat down in the middle of the road or wherever where he was sitting with the bomb on his neck, he kept saying, no, they kidnapped me and put this bomb on my neck. I am not a part of this.

And then it blew up. Right. Now, when he went in, though, on the security footage, he's all happy. And he takes a piece of candy from the thing. He's swinging his cane, like dancing around. It's like the opposite of what you would think. If someone had a bomb around the neck and they were forced by someone, you would be acting a little bit different. They said he walked out like Charlie Chaplin, like just did.

smiling. So that's what I remember from the news story. And then what you're trying to figure out is who did it. Yeah. Why they did it. Was he involved? They don't know. That's something he was.

Something he wasn't. It's a crazy documentary series. Yes. The twists and turns, yeah. And I started to think we're just getting older because back in the day when someone would go, man, I should have loved 60 minutes. I'd be like, oh, my papa. But now I can watch me some 60 minutes.

Yes. Man, some of that stuff's over my head, though. Oh, you mean like too smart? Yeah. The vocabulary they use and stuff? No. They do stories about foreign places. that I don't know where that is.

Well, maybe it's an interest to you. Find it over your head. You're a smart guy. And so I don't... Well, I mean, I can watch it when it's about celebrities here in America and news stories in America, but once they go overseas,

eh, I don't know what they're talking about the oil battle in Kuwait or something. Yeah, I get lost on that too. I don't know anything about that. I'm like, ah, too smart. I wish I were a little more knowledgeable about the crisis in the Middle East, but I'm not.

Yeah, I have no idea what that's all about. I wish I was a site you could go to and it would just catch you up real quick can give you the cliff's notes of whatever the big news story is like a Wikipedia, but Wikipedia starts to get so thick. I do the skim. What's that? It's like, it's called, I get an email and it gives me a rundown of, in like, layman's terms

of some of the stuff over there that's really complicated. It'll kind of break it down like water cooler talk, you know? Do you go to the water cooler and use it? It does work? No, but they're really cool and hip in the way they word it, and it makes you feel up to date. So people get subscribed? The skim. S-K-I-M.

No, I'm familiar with how to... But two M's. Okay. But how do you go to it? Is it the skim.com? The skim.com, and you can register your email and then every morning in your inbox, you'll get the skim.

Yeah, sometimes I even use stuff for my pile from the skim. Good for you. And that's not a show thing. I know nothing about it. No, zero. And I'm actually kind of rude by going, oh, we know how to spell it.

No, I apologize for that. I apologize for that. They say, here's their tagline, making it easier for you to live smarter. Oh, I need that. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. 10-year-old Oliver Edwards wanted to help the homeless and Hobart.

He's 10. He started his free-on-a-tree initiative. With the help of his mom, he collected hundreds of clothing items and has been hanging them around in trees in town for people who need them to just take them and wear them. Like the homeless. He's picked certain trees and just hanging things up. Look at that.

Free on a tree. And the best part of it, it rhymes. So you can remember it. Good marketing. Yeah. Over to Raimundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories.

It's producer Ramundo in Seattle near CETAC Airport. At least four cars were hit by random gunfire. Luckily, no injuries. Cops are searching for the shooter. In other news, Apple is making a software update for your iPhone that's going to block police from being able to access your iPhone. This update's going to close down your iPhone's lightning port. And finally, in weather news, 80s and 90s from.

most of the country. Some rain in the south, but that's going to start to move out tomorrow. Christine in New Hampshire. Good morning. Good morning. How are you all? I think we're good. Everybody good? We have a job that we love. We're here safe. I think we're pretty good. You good? Yeah, I'm fantastic. Thank you. Well, what would you like to ask? Well, I was wondering, a few months ago, you had mentioned that you were going to start or get involved in some kind of a controversy. Oh, yes. And I'm just wondering if you did that.

Well, for some reason, it's still not out there yet. You know what I'm saying? It's not out there yet? Yeah, it's not really out there yet. I mean, listen, I didn't do anything illegal. Well, yeah. Of course not. Well, how do you know?

Maybe I'm a bad boy behind the scenes. Stop. Stop assuming I'm just not a bad boy. You want to be a bad boy so bad. I just don't see. I mean, I would. I would. Like, I found out one of my friends got secretly married, right?

and then I was like, I went, huh, that we should do something like that. Like, I should have some kind of thing. But that's legal. Yeah, but I mean, I just need some sort of like real life thing happening. Okay. You guys don't know about like some. If you get secretly married and don't tell us and... But that's what I want.

Like this right here, this reaction. Okay. Well, Christina just isn't out there yet. So, you'll know and you know. And just know I had a hand in it being a thing. Like, I'll be honest with you. Sometimes I like to create my own controversy. Yeah, well, that's what I'm wondering.

Yeah. You haven't started that yet. The time and place. You'll know it when it happens. Okay. Yes, that's awesome. And you don't have to secretly get married for us to be shocked. You can secretly get a girlfriend and you get the same reaction.

You know what? That's rude. That is. Yeah. But it's kind of true, though. Yeah, it is too. It's also true. Yeah, all that's true.

Yeah, thanks. Appreciate that. Everybody, we're all good, right? Doing great. Great. I'm glad she asked that question because a lot of said, what's up with that controversy? And I always go, you just wait for it. Are you brewing something?

up, though? Yeah. That's something in the works. I like to tell our listeners, but yeah. And I'm going to stop talking about it because I don't like the brew to be too close. Yeah, yeah. Come on Bobby Bones show. Getting a lot of compliments or what?

Well, no, I think I'm getting backhanded compliments. Why? Is that what it's called when people are trying to be nice, but then they say something like, you know, if my hair and makeup is done, they're like, wow, you look good with your hair and makeup done. So then I'm like, so do I not look good if my hair and makeup's not done, you know? So where did it happen? Oh, when I was working the stadium show. Oh, past weekend?

Yeah, the past weekend. So I just, and I really did spend extra time on my hair and makeup. And then that's when someone compliments you. And then, you know, you're meeting some people that only see you on Instagram or online if you've never met a listener before. And you get, wow, you're way prettier in person than I thought. Or something like that, which is a nice compliment. But then it's backhanded at the same time because they didn't think of,

I'm not, well, I don't really think I'm that photogenic anyway, but. You're turning into me now. Why? Well, because I'll leave and if I run into our boss, he goes, hey, today, good show. I'm like, what is every other day show not good? Is that true? Yeah. You can't do that.

You have to just, if someone gives your compliment, accept it for what it is. Okay. It's hard. Yeah. Because anytime someone compliments me, I go, well, why weren't you complimenting me already? Was I not good prior? Yeah, because I am not going to spend that much time on my makeup every day. Like, I'm just not going to happen.

Maybe. But it was a nice compliment, so I was like, maybe I should. Commit to an extra 25 minutes. Yeah, you're rocking that dress, huh? Oh, my jumpsuit. Yeah. Like a, what's that called, a halter-top jumpsuit? Oh, yeah.

That green one? Yeah. It's nice. Okay, that's what we're, all right. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. The first wave of nominations for the Teen Choice Awards are in, and Blake Shelton, Carrie Underwood, Kelsey Ballerini,

Marin Morris, and Thomas Rett. They've made the cut in the Choice Country Artist's category. Voting is open at the Teen Choice website, so go vote if you want to, and the awards will air live on August 12th on Fox. So Prince Harry and Megan Markle got married a few weeks ago, and according to Star Magazine, Queen Elizabeth insisted they sign a pre-nup before they said, I do. Reports say when Harry and Megan signed the marriage registry at the church

just before they kind of walked out in front of everybody, they also signed the pre-nup, all to keep his grandma happy. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. The Bobby Bob Show. It's time for the good news. News. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

This guy named Rick Rhodes, who lives in Michigan, have been talking to his dad, who lives in an assisted living facility. He's talking to his dad over the phone, and his dad really wanted a good cheeseburger. His dad's 86 has pancreatic cancer, which is why he's in the home. So living in Michigan, he decided to see if he could get a burger delivered. He called restaurant after restaurant in search of the local burger shop that could deliver that perfect meal to his dad. who was sick. And so then the owner of Kipps Flamen Burgers picked up the phone. And they went and

they made it. He told him the story, drove it over there. And so because of that, the guy drove like 300 miles just to thank the burger place. Oh, wow. And so now it's in the news. And really, there is no guy donates a million dollars. There is no, you know, person builds a whole new, but it's just one person going, I'm happy to make a burger and deliver it to your dad because he's not feeling well. And because he's sick. You know what I mean? Like, I think sometimes, some of the stories where the Spanx creator Donate's a billion dollars And we go, ooh, isn't that nice?

But everybody can't do that. No, they can't. But you know what? Sometimes you can deliver a burger to someone. That's right. And I know a bit, that's metaphorically speaking, but we can deliver burgers to people. Yes.

So, yeah, I like that story. The guy drove it up, gave his dad a burger. Appreciate that. There you go. That's tell me something good. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day.

This story comes us from Del Rapids, South Dakota. a high school girl cost herself and her team the state championship when she told on herself. She's a golfer. She won the state title by five strokes. Her team state champions. Only problem is she turned in the wrong scorecard and she told on herself. No one knew. No one knew.

It was going to cost them one stroke. She told on herself. And it's over. So some would say that she did the right thing, that she was showing. that ethics even the ethical thing yes but it doesn't it wasn't made a difference

like she won the state tournament by so many strokes and she said on whole 18 she got a four when she actually got a five and she noticed it after she turned in the scorecard so that one stroke wouldn't have made a difference so who cares you guys were the champions now I agree with what you're saying that only one stroke mattered but hold on

if the rule says that you turn in the wrong card you do lose You're disqualified. And that's a rule, too. Correct. But if I am on her team, I hate her. Oh, that's a strong word. Oh, because there's not many chances.

You get four chances to win the state title. But they didn't win. It was the, they didn't win. Would you want to win, like, by not really winning? Well, look, I'm not telling on myself, she told on herself, and she's the biggest bonehead I've seen. Okay. She has an individual state title and a team state title. That's two state championships.

She just threw out the window. Well, I don't agree with this, but it's your segment. Yes, I'm Lunchbox, and that's your biggest bonehead story of the day. There it is. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bone. Hey, you know Father's Day Sunday, huh? Yeah?

Yep. Lunchbox expects to be treated. He's not a father yet, but he's expecting father. Amy's husband is a father for the first time because their kids have been here since the end of last year. and Eddie's been a father for 10 years, so it's an old hat to me. All three of you guys are having a Father's Day celebration of some sort, right?

Yes. I hope. Yep. So I'll give you the TV dad. You name the TV show. Oh, love it. In honor of Father's Day. Amy, you're out first.

Okay. My game show music, please, Raimundo. Thank you very much. Carl Winslow, Amy. What TV shows Carl Winslow from? Family Matters. That is correct. There is.

Yeah. Okay, lunchbox Yep Al Bundy Married with Children That is correct Nice work, nice work Nice work

Love that show Very good Eddie Come on Dan Connor Dan Connor Dan Who

That's family guy No it's Roseanne Wow Wow Wow Wow Yeah All he does is lose lately, huh?

Whoa, whoa, it's not over yet. Amy. Red Foreman. Red Foreman? Mm-hmm. The TV dad. Go ahead. What shows he on?

Named Red? Mm-hmm. Come on, Amy. Big Bang Theory. Lunchbox? That's 70s show. Yeah, sorry, Amy. That's incorrect. Survey says, no.

Incorrect. Oh, she said actually put her sad. Lunchbox? Yeah. He's not Ashton Coach's day. That was Eric's dad. Ned Stark. Ned Stark.

Got him. I got all of you guys with the last few. Hold on. Ned Stark. Has to be one of those shows you guys like, because I've never heard it, because it's not Ned Flanders, which would be the Simpsons.

Ned Stark, yeah. Ned Stark. The Big Bang Theory. Oh, it's Game of Thrones. Oh. Wow. Here we go. Never seen it.

Eddie. Come on, come on. Philip Banks. Oh, that's Fresh Prince. That's correct. There you go. We're tied up, boys. What's the score?

One to one to one. Ooh, let's go around. All right. One more round here. Amy. Yeah. Archie Bunker. I've heard of that name, but...

I know this. I don't. My mom used to watch this show. Archie Bunker. He's a famous dad on what TV show? Oh, man. He's in a recliner. Yeah?

Is he? Wow. You're good. I have no idea. Three seconds? Come on, Amy. Archie Bunker. All in the family.

Correct. Yes. Whoa. How did you do that? I don't know. Whoa. I just, I don't know. Lunchbox.

Great job. Yeah. Richie Cunningham. Richie Cunningham. Are we sure that's the dad's name? Yeah. I don't know if that's... I think that's the son.

I do too. It's okay. It's happy days, boys. Oh. Wow. So what's the dad's name? I don't know. But I'm, my D-D made the game.

I answered the question I was given and I answered it correctly. He got it right. Eddie. All right, come on, Bones. Ward Cleaver. Oh, leave it to Beaver. Correct. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, sudden death. Oh, boy, here we go. Let the game. Is it the name one? All right. All right. Your answer down on this first sudden death.

Okay. Ready? Yeah. Write your answer down. Andy Taylor. See who the dad wasn't happy days. Make sure that's right. No listeners are going to hit me up about that.

Andy Taylor? Andy Taylor. Dad? Andy Taylor? Andy Taylor. It's not Andy. Andy Taylor for the win. Taylor?

Andy Taylor. Taylor. Andy? Andy Taylor. No, it's not Andy. Andy Taylor. I mean, I'm just saying this. It's not right.

All right. It's not right either. Are you? All right. Everybody got their answer down. I'm in. Lunch Fox. Andy Griffith Show.

Amy? Friday Night Lights. Eddie? Home improvement? Yeah. That's Tim the toolman, Taylor. You're wrong. Amy's wrong.

I'm right. Hit it! It's not. It's not. What did he say? Yeah, what did he say? There's no way. Hit it!

What do you say, Andy Griffith show? It's not Taylor. It's not Taylor. There's no way. The answer is the Andy Grimmons show. No! Why? It's not my!

Mother's Day. Thank you. Yes, Amy. Why is his last name Taylor? I'm confused. Because Opie Taylor, Andy Taylor. That's their name on the show. It's the Andy Griffith show.

It's like the comedy. Cosby show. His name wasn't Bill Cosby on the show. His Huxstable. It's Cliff Huxdable. Where was Cliff at? Well, anyway, Lunchbox, congratulations, my friend. Thank you so much. You have a great father's day. You do the same. Thank you.

It's like when you go, oh, by the way, his name is Howard Cunningham, not Richie. I felt like it was wrong. That's on Mike D who's quiet, so he doesn't want to talk, but that's not him. We had Amy's kids on. An exclusive interview. Did one with her son, who's seven, one with her

daughter who's now 11. And I thought that's pretty fantastic. I thought it was fun. They came in the studio. Lunchbox wants me to exclusively interview him on the air now. Why? Well, I mean, if you're going to interview the kids, why not interview? You never exclusively interview me.

Like, why do Amy's kids get exclusively interviewed? Bobby, ask Lunchbox's favorite color. Well, I think if we're going to do this, we need to build it up a little bit, right? Lunch we can't just throw this in garbage. Yeah, people are going to be like, oh, okay, and they're not going to be tuned in. We've got to tease this for like a week out. Like, coming up next week. Ooh, exclusive interview with Lunchbox.

Oh, are we doing that? A week out? I don't know. I was just trying to... That's how we usually tease things. Get a billboard? So what about Monday? It's Thursday right now.

What about Monday? Oh, Monday's working. An exclusive interview with lunchbox at this time Monday morning. I like it. I'll be ready. Okay. Amy, you go with that? Hard hitting.

I'm ready. Don't be jealous over there. I hear jealousy in her voice already. But you know who's going to do the interview? Amy's son. Oh, love the twist. Okay. That's good.

Oh yeah, he can do that. Lunchbox is how you feel about that? Man, now you're making a mockery of me. Whatever, he can interview me. Whatever, it's more. You were just so ready for this interview. I was, but I was ready for good questions. So Monday morning.

Well, I mean, we'll get, obviously, I mean, do we give him the questions or he's just going to ask, I mean, because he's not going to be able to just come up questions. An interviewer does his own type of prep. Monday morning. Okay. Amy's seven-year-old son will interview lunchbox. Can we make that happen, Amy? Yes.

And lunchbox, you'll be good. Just stop complaining about it. I'll stop complaining if he comes with a real interview. Okay. Monday morning. Amy's son Stevenson interviews at lunchbox in a hard-hitting interview. And how long was the Stevens interview? Like 12 minutes.

No. How long was it really? Two minutes. Okay. So you'll get the exact amount of time that Stevenson got. Okay. Two minutes. Get ready.

Tune in. We will be here. Get your popcorn. Get your pop tarts, whatever you need. Your lucky charms. It's going to be good. Okay. Let me.

Come on This waitress got arrested Because on her first day at work She would take their order They'd eat And she'd take their cards And she'd take the car back And she'd take the car back

So she was stealing all their information By the way This is not a lifelike commercial Promise So what happens is What we do Because we're idiots We go

Yeah I'm trying to protect my identity Been here Why don't you take my credit card And go walk to that back room By yourself in the dark I trust you So that's what she did

Isn't it crazy that we do that? Yeah, it really is. Then we just say, yeah, here's my card, put it in a little black book, take and do whatever you wish, and come back and we're good. We've been doing it for years, though. Some places, they will come out with a card reader. They put it on your table. Oh, that's better. Well, yeah, then you know that people aren't stealing your card numbers.

It's a skimmer. No, even skimmer aside, you could go back and just write numbers down. Oh, yeah. Or take a picture with your phone. That's true. So this happened at a Twin Peaks restaurant. Yeah, what town was this then? Is Tulsa?

Tulsa or Oklahoma City, one of the two. Yeah, I felt like it was like one of our places. Y'all ever been to Twin Peaks? Yeah, it's good, man. Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks. It's like a hootersy type place. Yeah, yeah, I've heard.

It's great, man. Good customer service. They're real friendly. I like it. Yeah. Great place to go for lunch. What's the play on words? I don't get it.

do. Okay. Also, that raccoon story, which we didn't get to talk about yesterday, where the raccoon climbs its building. Love it. Which, I only caught it and read the whole thing after it was over because I don't think I was awake while it was happening. I don't know what time it happened. A daring raccoon in Minnesota became a viral sensation because the raccoon scaled the side of this 23-story concrete building. And so people started taking pictures of this raccoon on the window, and then you just see it clawed to the side of a building. climbing up. I don't know how this raccoon climbed up the whole building. I saw Morgan No. 2's tweet about it. Were you watching this live as the raccoon was climbing? Yeah, I was so

anxious watching it. That raccoon would scale the building like and it looked like it would fall off any minute. I can't even believe what I was watching the whole time. That's crazy. It was the number one trending thing on Twitter. People were taking pictures of it as it was going up from their different windows. They eventually trapped the raccoon on top and fed it and then released it into the wild they said. I mean, don't, here's the thing. Most people hate raccoons

because they hear bad things about them. When you look at them up close, it's pretty cute. So cute. Yeah. But, yeah, they do get in your garbage. They used to get in our garbage all the time. So Twitter was...

Wow, that's impressive, Mr. Raccoon. It was impressive to me that he was able to claw to the concrete and climb like that. So that was a pretty cool story. You're never going to get it? Yeah. Done one of these in a while. All right.

One out of three people have secretly done this at work. Okay. One out of three people have secretly done this at work. That was simple. Yeah, you already have it? Yeah, I already got it. Really? You want to say it now and spoil it?

Yeah. Ruin it for everyone. Napped. Napped. Go ahead. Game over. Oh, more than one. That's pretty good.

One out of three. I'll tell you what. I'm not going to tell you if you're right yet. Oh. If someone gets it right, you can call. I may, do I have any books to give away? That would be a good gift to I could sign a book or something? Yeah.

Hey, Ray Mundo, do I have any books to give away? Yes. Yeah, you do. Okay, Ray didn't even know. Someone told you had to be told me. Yeah, I give you a book, a copy of my new book. Fail until you don't. So if we win?

Yeah, I'll sign a book and give it to you. Yeah, there you go. And I'll sign it if you win. One of three people have done this at work secretly. There you go. How about that? We'll come back to that. How's your day yesterday?

Good? Yeah, pretty awesome. Yeah, why? Just because we had a fun day with the kids. like went right when they got out of school, went immediately to the American Girl store. Saw that. It's the story.

Yeah, man, that place. And you went for a party or something, right? Yeah, there was a group of girls already going to sort of celebrate someone's birthday. Well, you have, there's a birthday party at a store? Listen, no, they went. Are you kidding me? No, they didn't do the whole birthday. It was because it was her birthday.

She just wanted to go. Like, these girls were really cool about it. And they just, like, walked around. and they just like to go to the store and watch. But there's a cafe there where you can legit have a birthday party and you pay like, I don't even know what per kid and you get like cake and pizza and you can eat at the American Girl Cafe. Can they give you free dolls?

With your doll? No, but you take your doll and your doll eats. Oh. And then there's also like a hair salon. You can drop your doll off. Oh, do you have to pay for that? Yes. But I tried to avoid her realizing any of that.

But we, so this birthday party wasn't like a cafe thing because all that. This was just kind of like a get. together at the store, which I was like, that's what I'm talking about. Did your daughter want everything? I mean, yes, she handled it well, but yeah, they are, it's almost like they're over-stimulated. She's like, oh, this is cute. Oh, this is cute. And my son's like, that's cute. I mean, they just everything is really cute because it's so tiny. And then they have matching outfits for the, you know, actual child. So then I could see how parents just, but as long as

you just get your kid in and out of there without too much damage, you're fine. I don't even know about that place. Wow. I don't go in because I'll end up buying all this stuff too. Yeah, good point. Yeah, I do. You love that stuff. I was checking out.

Oh, last night she got a new doll with her gift card because she had a gift card and she tucked them both into the American girl bed that you got her. You made your son go to the party? Well, he just, yeah, he wanted to. He didn't want to be left and then what am I going to do with him? And then we all went swimming afterwards. Poor guy. Every picture's like him with nine girls.

That's true. I don't think he appreciates that at this age. He will later. He will later. Oh, whatever. He's working it. He holds their hand. He caresses their arms.

their arm. He's like, does that feel good? I'm not joking. Whenever I tried that, they're like, Stop it. Security. Get away from me. Did this feel good? Yeah. Things you can do at seven, you can't do on your 30.

Exactly. All right, the question, inside the never going to get it was as follows. One and three people have secretly done this at work. Let me go over to Melissa. Melissa and Virginia, go ahead. Is it give their number to a co-worker that they were interested in? Let me check. Survey says?

Oh. Good guess, good guess. Not it. Okay, let's go over to Courtney in Boston. Courtney, what you think? I think do people get ready for work in the office to bring their clothes, bring their makeup? They're not ready. Interesting.

Let me check. Let me check. Survey says, oh. Let's go over to lunchbox. Lunchbox. It's called take a nap, folks. He says take a nap. Oh, no.

What? Eddie. Oh, I'm going to say brush your teeth. No? Amy? Take someone else's food. Well, I was going to build it up. But one out of three people have secretly done this at work and you say still someone's food.

Yeah. I'm going to tell you. I was up here the other night and I opened the refrigerator. And there were two things I wanted. Yeah. Yeah, one was a banana and one was the thing of Greek yogurt that had it opened. Did you take it? And I knew.

And I thought about it. But they had someone's really small initials. so I didn't but I definitely could see how someone a lesser man than me would absolutely take that stuff because even I considered it what was Ray's like Pop-Tarts and thou shod not still yeah I don't still you're right that's a 10 commandment Ray Mundo what they steal from you what they steal from you from the work refrigerator toast or shrewdles it was a huge controversy Ray was sending out emails to all the office we found the guy oh you did was a big Dimboba no oh is that what I was just saying yeah you probably thought that the whole Oh, who, Ray?

Guy with the Rock Station. What's his name? Say it. Speaking of name. He knows it. Eldon. Eldon. And how do you know it was him?

I confronted him. Ew. You confronted Eldon about the Toaster Strudels? Yeah. And what happened? That was when I gave him that money. I gave him $100. He got him to admit to it and that was it.

He said, sorry, and gave him the money. Why did you give him money? That was a bit. Remember he had to give someone $100 and he chose him kind of like to... Where'd the money come from? You gave us all $100 to give. He used to somebody for... He used the reverse psychology.

Like for a charity thing? Yeah, well, yeah. It was to find somebody and do a pimp some joy. And so Ray was like, here, go buy your own toaster strudels. Huh? Now that I think about that in retrospect, it's kind of weird. All right. Has he stolen your toaster struddle since?

No, we got our own fridge. I got a mini fridge back here. All right. Thank you, Ramundo. Yep. Now, one and three people have secretly done this at work. Is it still the other person's food? It's not.

Oh. Yeah, it's just a thermostat. Like you guys do to me all the time. That's true, we do. Because I keep this air, if it's not icy, I'm not nicey. You know what I mean? That's a good rhyme. How cold do you keep it?

I keep it as cold as I am bold. No, ice cold. Come on. Stop, Outcast, stop. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I thought you and Eddie do that game all the time. Yeah, because Eddie's the funniest. Sorry, you didn't get my joke.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. pretty cool to have one of your kids graduate at the top of their class in high school. Well, this one family has all three kids graduating Summa Kamala. They are three triplets, and they are the top three in their high school class. That's cool. How do you say that?

I like that. Yeah, what's that called again? Summa Kalada, Kamlauda, Kalalaud, Laude. All those. Yeah, we're going to all those. Yeah. So Colby, Sydney, and Kendall, they're triplets, and they're the top three in their graduating class in Atlanta. Summa Kalata.

There you go. I mean, he's tried it in nine ways. Now it's turned into like a peanut collata. I think the story's fantastic. Yeah. So, and I also like the humor in the lunchbox doesn't know how to say it. But lunchbox were you summa pinacolada? No, I was not, I was not any of the lotas.

Oh, no lotta. I think my sister was one of those lotas, but not me. No way. I was never even on the dean's list. So when you went to college, no, you didn't graduate college though. What are I talking about? Well, I walked the stage, but you didn't, you quit school. three hours early. Correct. I had one class to go and then I got this job and I figure I could always go back if this job didn't work out. Well, lo and behold, here we are 15 years later. So there's no going back.

And there's no part of you though that goes, I just would like to finish something I started. No, I don't live with regrets. I don't look bad. No, no, no, it's not a regret. But you went, man, I'm so close to finishing. How about just hop in there and do it? Do it when you're 90, you'll make it tell me something good, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever's doing the Tell Me Something Good in like 50 years. It'll be me and Mike G's kids doing the show. Yeah, me and Quiet Mike's kid. They'll be like, oh, here's tell me something good. All right, Lunchbox, what did they graduate again? What place in the class? Oh, man. One, two, three, Summa can Lada. There you go. You heard it here first. I don't know. Summa or something laura.

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Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah, what's happening? I'm a call or a long-time listener. Oh, thanks. So do you live somewhere the show isn't on the radio? Yes, I live in Houston. Did you know that's our most listened to Digital City?

Oh, wow. Period. More people listen to this show in Houston than any other city that don't listen to the radio show, which is crazy. I see a podcast every morning. Oh, thank you very much. Well, I appreciate that. Anything you like to say?

Yeah, I just wanted to say, I love you guys. Each and every one of you are an integral part. I've literally been listening to you all since I was in high school. Oh, we love to hear that. At least it's on junior high. Yeah. Sometimes, I'll be doing like meeting some listeners before a comedy show. They're like, listen, I've been listening to since second grade.

Like, what? And they're like adults. Yeah, I know. I know. I'm 38. I know. What are you talking about? And this is my second grader.

And she also listens. Two generations. I'm like, what's happening? No, that is a compliment. We're just mad we're getting older Well, you guys still sound great It also look amazing Do we still sound young though? Listen to my voice

How old do I sound? Me, me, me, me, me? Well, I know how old you are because Obviously, I listen to the show But if you had to guess, act like you did But me, me, me, me, how old are you think I sound? 28 Yeah, that's pretty good.

Yeah, that's a good answer. Yeah, it's a good answer. Thank you very much. Well, Leah, thank you. How about this? How about, let me have her on the phone. Why don't I send you a book? Bye.

And I'll sign up for you. L-E-A-H, Leah in Houston, Texas. I'll get you a book. It comes at Tuesday. Fail until you don't. Thank you, Leah. Thanks for listening. And don't hang up because I got to get your info, okay?

Okay. All right. Thanks, Bobby. All right. Thank you. See you later. Appreciate you. You.

Sorry. You! Thank you. Hit my button ready. Amy, over to you with The Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. How do you help a choking lamb? How do you help a choking lamb?

at she PR. That was the morning corny. Since Father's Day is Sunday, Eddie's dad joke of the day. Over to Eddie now. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prince. Yeah.

Come on. Why do you keep laughing like way louder at his and clapping and being almost obnoxious about it? Well, because at comedy... You go, ah! Like that. At comedy shows, whenever someone tells a joke that's funny or I laugh harder. Amy. But, I mean, I've told that one before.

You have? Yes. I don't... Amy, I've heard that one. I mean, I've never heard of it. I mean, I've definitely... All the jokes. Well, I've never told CPR until today.

But you didn't... When I told it, you didn't laugh that hard. What was that? 2009? Probably. I still remember how he laughs to every single one. How did he laugh at that one when you told it? Probably didn't have a laughing strength up then.

He was like, oh, freshmen. That's a good. one. How did he laugh today? Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know. Oh, man. Kind of, I mean, that's not a good look, huh?

The jealousy? I'm a little, no, I'm just curious. Hey, jealousy. No, I feel like you're purposefully rubbing it in my face that it's funny. We should pull that clip of how you laughed at that. In 2009? No, no, no. No, we don't think the band goes that far.

I want you to hear yourself back. I don't need to. I know how I do it. Edit it again. Okay, okay. You want just the punchline? Yeah. Look for the fresh prints.

That's funny. Zingha. That's good. Amy, don't worry. You only got one more day of that. Eddie, you're so funny. Well, I don't know. Eddie's the funniest person.

Oh, my goodness. There we go. He's not. The jealousy monster. We're in its head. Amy can't even look at me in the eyes anymore. I know. Eddie, there's a computer between us.

Oh, that's true. Okay. Enough of you two. Okay. Thank you. Oh, by the way, our 2018, Iheart Radio Music Festival, We're turning to the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, September 21st and 22nd. The exclusive Capital One pre-sell is going on right now.

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I work hard every day, yeah, yeah. You know that one? No. Come on. What's wrong with you, people? Yeah, what's wrong with you? He's the guy with the tattoos all over his face? No, that's six nice.

See? I don't know. Logic's a nerdy guy looks like Harry Potter. Oh, yes. I remember seeing him in one of the award shows. And you're like, what's he doing? Yeah. He's like a hardcore rapper, but he's nerdy.

I mean, I don't know about hardcore, but he's a rapper. Okay. Yeah. So anyway, that's happening. It's September 21st and 22nd of the show, but the capital won't pre-sell right now. And the ticket is going to sell tomorrow at 10 a.m. Pacific. Okay. It's almost time for will at Uber. And what we're going to will at Uber is lunchbox is pizza delivery business. So it's as if lunchbox is asking Uber to be a pizza delivery person. So you have your pizzas. You're going to go outside. We're going to order a car. And you're going to say what? Hey, man, I'm starting a pizza delivery business. And I need you to be my pizza. driver and get the pizzas there nice and fresh and good condition because I want this business to really take off. Okay, so we have three pepperoni pizzas. And he's your first employee.

Like, it's a big deal. Yeah, but just say, hey, you're like my first employee. Like, I'm paying you. Yeah. I need you to get there. Don't screw up. Yeah. And, yeah.

By the way, I've had to take this off my Uber account because my rating is getting so low from this that I can't order cars in other cities. Like, if I travel for work. That's terrible. But funny. All right, lunchbox is out now as we do a Willett Uber. Lunchbox, are you there, buddy? Yeah, good morning, man.

This is pizza. Lunch is pizza. So you've started a new business. Yeah. And you're going to ask the Uber driver to do what? I'm going to say, hey, man, I start a new pizza business, and I need you to be my driver. So I need you to deliver these pizzas because my first customer order came in, and I want to get a good review on Yelp.

How far away is the car right now? How far away is my boy Bradley? one minute away until Bradley arrives in his Toyota Prius. Okay, so Bradley is the Uber. Lunchbox has... Hey, guys, can you calm down the construction? Can you hear that? That's going to be really loud.

That's all right. We're good. He's got three large pizzas, and he's going to ask the Uber driver to deliver them for him. Hey, lunch, ask him to, like, go up to the door, too. Be like, hey, go up and knock on the door. They'll know you're coming. Okay. Like, embrace the pizza.

And say, ask if it wear a hat. Tell him you got a hat, a lunchbox pizza hat. I'm going to put that on, too. Okay. And then, yeah, I'm excited. Bradley seems like a nice guy according to his profile of the Uber. He's coming down right now. He's coming down right now.

We go Willett Uber. Oh, yeah. He's in a Blueville Toyota Prius. Here he comes. Yeah, he's rolling up right now. All right, here we go. Listening in. Here we go.

Here we go. He's pulling over, put the blinker on. There he is. There he is. All right, here we go. Oh, good job running, girl. Keep going. Is he now...

Yelling at runners? Oh, there's a girl running. Watch this. Here we go. Hold on. How you all, man? Family? Nice to meet you, man.

Look, all, look. I'm starting to eat the delivery business, okay? You're going to be my employee. They ordered the pizza for me. They're going to be my first customer, so I need you to get it there. Safe and sound. Don't eat anything. because they're going to give me a good review on Yelp hopefully.

But, yeah, I'm starting my own pizza business. You're cool? You good? All right, man. Hey. You're going to 1-1-1 Broadway. Make sure you knock on the door. Do two knocks, and they'll know you're coming.

Okay. All right. Thank you, Bradley. All right. Hey, man. Hey, if this business gets good, maybe I'll give you a percentage. All right. Thank you, man.

And we're off. Well, that seemed easy. Hey, Bradley was excited. He was pretty pumped. Wow. Let me hit this. We'll see if the pizza actually gets to Eddie. I offered him a steak in my company to go good.

We heard a steak in your non-existent company. Yes. Okay. Hold on in. We'll come back. We'll see if it's Uber's over to Eddie. Lunchbox, you okay? Hello?

Well, that's ominous. We'll come back. Checking to see if the pizza would Uber. Hey, Eddie. Hey, Bones. I'm here. Is a pizza guy looking for you? No, I don't see him anywhere.

What? So what happened is lunchbox put three large pizza. is in the back of this car and said, hey, will you Uber this over here? It's kind of a new pizza delivery business. And the guy drove off. And Eddie, you have nothing? Nothing.

I've been looking around, circling this place, nothing. Does it still show him driving? Lunchbox, contact him here. Oh, man. He's probably looking for a door to knock on. Eddie's sitting in the gas person. Yeah, he said that he had to knock twice or something. I don't know he's going to do that.

Hit call on the phone. Oh. Oh, contact. call don't put it on speaker I won't I was calling or Santa Fido Uber

lunchbox is calling It's ringing right now Yeah Hey Bradley my man I was just called To see if you got those pizzas delivered Customers complaining

Oh yeah He switched it on me He went to the Exxon So he should be there In a red Jeep He said I'm sorry yeah He was at his house But I guess he had to run out

So he's at the Exxon Had to get some gas Before one And he's hungry. And he's pretty hungry, though. Yeah. So he's actually hangary. He's hanging.

He may be even considered hangary. Do you see a red jeep there? Eddie, do you see a blue pierce? Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the guy. His name's Eddie. Eduardo. Eduardo, actually, according to his profile on the new website.

Lunch. Did I let him knock on my phone? All right. Thank you so much. Hey, knock on the car door twice. I knock on the car door twice and he'll know it's you. It's your pizza coat. All right, bye.

Okay, he's getting out of the car now. Okay. We're Uber and these pizzas over to Eddie. Eddie, make sure before he leaves, you have to check every box. Oh, thanks for knocking. I appreciate it. Hey, man, I ordered these an hour ago. Well, you might want to talk to Morgan who just had of Uber.

Well, I mean, look, the pizzas are cold and everything. Who is? I didn't call pizza. I called pizza for lunch. Uh-huh. Yeah. You work for them? You work for them?

I say, what's your name? What's your name? You work for people? How big old boy are you? How big old boy are you? How big old boy are you? What I mean? How big of a boy are you?

What do you mean? How big of a boy are you? Like, how big are you? Like, how much do you wait? No, no, no, no, I don't mean it like that. No, I mean like, okay. All right. Well, thank you.

I appreciate it. Hey, anyone, I need tip you. I need tip you. Hold on. Ask how much he deserves. How much you think you do. go on the tip. Five good?

Five spot? Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Pizza's a little cold, but you're nice. You're a nice guy. Thank you, man. Oh, he didn't like that question. Oh, boy.

He didn't like, how big of old boy are you? No, no, no, bones. He was going to kill me. I got scared there for a second. Wait, how big old boy was he, though? He wasn't a small boy. So what? problem. So what happened, though? Like, what do you do?

He bow up at you? He just said, what do you mean? What do you mean? And I said, oh, how big a boy are you? And he said, well, what do you mean by that? And I said, no, nothing. Like, how much do you? Like, that's rude. And I'm like, oh, goodness. So that was knowing nice. I tipped him five bucks, though. He's good. Lunchbox, you should keep him. He's hired. Yeah. I mean, Eddie sounds so mean when he tossed him, though. He sounds like he's going to find him. Dude, why's my pizza cold? He's playing the part, dude. Yeah, dude. All right, Ed.

He was hungry. So Will it Uber? Will it? Uber! All right, Eddie. Come on back in, brother. All right, there he is. Oh, my gosh. That was funny. Eddie just walked back in.

I'm still flustered. Are you? Oh, yeah. He looked at me like he wanted to kill me. When you said how big old... Yeah, he didn't like that question. There we go. Well, I did Uber, and you have yourself three pizzas.

Yes, they're nice and cold, too. You taking them home? Yeah, pepper-o-a-pan. Hey, who paid for those, Mike D? The company did? Hey, take them on. I'll gladly take them. Wow.

Is that an exchange for the? the $5? For the tip? Dude, that's a steal. Three pepperoni pan pizzas for five bucks? There you go. Can I borrow four slices? Borrow. Two for my daughter, two for my son. For after her of the show? Oh my gosh, they'll be like in heaven. Yeah, you can take a box. If I show up and they get home from school

and I have two pieces of pizza waiting. I'm surprised that you let your kids eat pizza. It's their favorite. You've heard it from their mouth. I know, but you just are so anti-pita. I know. And you're anti-bread and your anti-grease and microwave. But I say, you know, you know, The whole 80% rule, they really do eat healthy the other half of the time. They love eggs. 80%'s not half.

That's more. No, 80% so 20%. Like the pizza is like the bad part. Like the pizza and some of the sweets that they like. But they love avocados and pineapple. They're good. Yeah. Coming up in just a second, we're going to draw for one more dog.

All right. Because that's right. What we've been doing is raising money to buy our mills. military service dogs, they'll come back and they'll have PTSD or they'll have a brain injury or physically, they're unable. So these service dogs cost $20,000 to train. And so what we've done is we, as in this room and the listeners of the show, have created a t-shirt and the t-shirt's been selling. We don't keep any of the money. And we have $120,000 now. And each of us have a dog named after us, except for Lunchbox and Mike D. Because we've been drawing the names out daily. Lunchbox has even drawn the names himself. So one other person is going to get a dog named after them. It will either be Lunchbox or Mike D. I still can't believe Mike D is even in the drawing. He's always been in.

You can't call him out now. No, I called him out from the beginning. Yeah, I don't like that, though. So, that being said, Lunchbox, do you want to do the drawing? Or do you want someone else to? It's up to you. Ooh.

So. Either way, you can't have an excuse. I want to do the drawing. Yeah, but I want to see both names in that hat. You got it. Mike D, will you plan it up? Come on. That's coming up in like four minutes.

We'll do that. Thank you. Also, tomorrow. on night. I will be doing my red hoodie comedy tour in Charleston, South Carolina. They just released 20 tickets. Bobby Bonescom. Also coming to Tampa, Fort Pierce, Washington, D.C., and Litter Rock. So if you want to come, Bobby Bones Comedy.com. Lunchbox, you ready? I'm ready. Next. Bobby Bones is on. All right, so at Bobby Bones.com, we've had these Pimp and Joy shirts up. And if you're new to

the show, Pimp and Joy is a message. And it just means, hey, if you can do good for somebody else, do good for somebody else. If you need to find the love inside of you first, find that love inside of you. And so we're able to use this message and help a lot of things. And what we've chosen this time is to help our military. They come back and there are physical injuries, there are brain injuries, there are PTSD. And they need service dogs. So we want to do what we can do as a show and as a group, B team and here in the studio.

So every $20,000, we've been able to buy another dog because that's how much they cost. They're super expensive. And so $20,000, dog. and then we get to name the dog. Yep. So, we had raised 100,000. Five of us have a dog named after us. Our producer, Raimundo, who's in the glass room.

Yeah! Eddie? Yeah. Amy. Hey, hey. Morgan number two. Yeah. And myself.

Now, I haven't drawn any of the names. Lunchbox has drawn some of the names. Correct. Little Big Town's drawn some of the names. Yeah, Jimmy. He's on my... Yeah, he picked me. He's on the bad list.

So there are two names in the hat. Lunchbox. Let me see them. If your name is drawn, you get a dog named after you. Here you go. Grab them. All right. Here they are.

One of them says... Mike D. Mike D? Oh, my God. No, this is a practice. Hold on, Amy. Lunchbox. Okay, there it is.

Put it back in there. Sorry. So they're both in there. Oh, my gosh. Now, you're going to reach you. Let me make sure that you haven't messed with them. I folded them the exact same way. I didn't put any gum on mine or anything like that.

Okay, let me get the drum roll ready. Lunchbox. Come on. You're drawing now. I am so going to be. mad at myself. If I draw dumb Mike D. Why's he got to be dumb?

No, if I don't draw him, he's dumb, Mike D. If I draw him, he's dumb, Mike Dney. If I don't draw him, he's awesome, Mike Dene. This is what I'd like for you to do. Draw the name and then hand it to Amy. Oh! Because I don't want you calling anything like, oh, like calling the fake name. Draw the name.

I would never call him no fake name. You don't know me. Draw the name. I've known you for 15 years. Come on. And then hand it to Amy. Don't look at it. My hands are sweating.

All right, he's reaching into the hat. Palms are sweaty. He's a week. Spaghetti. All right, lunchbox is drawing. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Hand it to Amy. Amy, do not. Do not. I mean, lunchbox, all I can do is read. Come on. There's a, there's a, there's a, Amy, don't say what it is. There's a 50% chance in lunchbox.

I can't even. Come on, Amy. And it is after Dan and Shay. Oh. There were two names in the hat. Lunchbox is drawn one of them. Oh, come on. If it's his name, a service dog gets named after him.

If it's not, one gets named after Mike D. And can I tell you how I drew? Yeah. So I grabbed the first name, and I said, nah, first name ain't it? Moved it out of the way. And I grabbed the second name. Because I was like, you're the first one you grab is always wrong. So you've got to go with the second.

That was my philosophy. So why is it so important to you to have a dog named after you? because I am the most important person on the show and so it would make no sense to do this whole fundraiser and have all these dogs and not even have the most important member of the show have a dog name after them. We have side people that are getting dogs named after them.

A side person. Yeah. A la Morgan number two and Ramundo. You're my side person, Morgan number two. Do you know that? Good to know. Well, she's like a spare part. Oh, wow.

Like if a tire goes flat You call on Morgan number two Or Ramundo They're not the main wheels Driving the car They're just in case something goes wrong I don't think you know what they do But that's okay

Are we ready to read out who's Oh Amy, come on Ready to read the last name Amy Are you ready? And Amy, do not have excitement If it's Mike D You better be disappointed All right

And Amy the next dog The last dog Together the listeners of this show I've raised $120,000 to buy service dogs for our military. The last dog will be named. Come on! Oh, no. You've got to be kidding me.

It will be named. You've got to be kidding me. Lunchbox. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Roof!

Roof! Roof! Roof! Woo! Woo! Woo! All right, buddy. Mindy, you're awesome, dude. Oh, yeah. There it is.

You're awesome. Mike Dee, sorry you did not get a dog named after you. It's all good. As long as we got five dogs, it's awesome. That's right. It's a good attitude, Mike Dee. We have six dogs, don't we? $120,000?

We had seven names in that. Yours is the only one that didn't get paid. Now we raise another 20. I'm not asking for any. We're way above our goal. I know. I'm just saying it could happen. Okay, thank you.

Lunchbox, congratulations. Oh, man, feels good. Does it? Save the best for last. That's what they say. All right. Tomorrow. That is what they say.

Tomorrow, a couple lucky winners will win a full expense-paid trip to our iHeart Radio Music Festival. So listen tomorrow, we're going to give it to you. It can be you the wins, as a matter of fact. And lots of people there, Justin Timberlake, Carrie Underwood, Jason Al-Dine, Luke Brian, Leonard Skinnerd, Sam Smith, Kelly Clarkson. The festival is going to be huge, and tomorrow we give away some trips. All expenses paid.

Unless you've got, since your name was drawn, you cannot win. Oh, man. I know, I know. So congratulations on your dog, though, buddy. It's a good day. There it is. It is a good day. It's time for the good news.

with Amy. Tell me something good. There's a woman named Florine, and she's been donating blood since World War II. Wow. Can I get a shout out for Florine? Because, and this story is making the news, because she's so close to people at her local blood bank, she went into donate just before her 97th birthday, and the staff there threw her birthday party.

You can still get a needle into someone's vein at 97? Yeah, yeah. Her blood, yeah. So if you're receiving blood, does it matter? Like, do you want it from like a yuck? Does it matter what's coming from a 97-year? I don't want to be discriminatory. No, no, me either.

Discriminatory. I'm the least discriminatory person you ever met. But listen to this. Here's what I wonder. What? One, if you get someone's blood in they're old or you get someone's organ. But what about this? Let's just say I get someone pregnant, right?

What if I had a really bad couple days of eating and my body's all blah? Oh, yeah, I know. How do we not know that my sperm isn't ble? They do say that that could be the case. Now studies are coming out that the kind of shape you're in when you conceive could directly affect your baby. I think about that all the time. Yeah, you should. And not even so much to conceive me, just getting some, you know what I mean?

Oh, I thought we were specifically talking about you conceiving. Well, yeah, all of that. But no, that's a thing, though, you know what I mean? Because, you know, isn't there that thing where you can, like, get blood from young children or babies to stay young? That's a thing, but I think only the real housewives do that. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right.

That's my good news. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Congratulations to Lunchbox, who gets the final service dog named after him. We drew it this morning. Thank you. Thanks to our listeners, because we've been able to raise $120,000 because of you through Pimp and Joy in order to get six service dogs for our military who come back from overseas, which is really going to help out a lot of families. So we would not be able to do any of this.

the show, raise the money that we raised together without you. So we appreciate you as a show, too. That's right. That's right. So I have some stuff here I want to talk about. Number one is the raccoon that we talked about earlier who climbed up the Minnesota skyscraper. Yeah. It's crazy to me that raccoon can put his claws in concrete and climb up an entire 23-story building. The raccoon now known as NPR Raccoon in honor of the Minnesota Public Radio employees who spotted the critter, scaling the skyscraper

became an instant social media stars everybody watched it would have fallen though because everybody was tweeting this I know so sad made me nervous because it wasn't a TV show they didn't have the ending controlled we were just watching

they trapped it and then released it to the wild they fed it gave it water I just wondered if the raccoon was freaked out at all he's up 10 stories and he's in the window still I wonder if he's going hey it's a great day or if he's like oh my goodness

I'm 10 stories up like how do I get up here Netflix to stream more interactive shows so remember those books when were kids that choose your own adventure where you read a chapter and it would go if you want to go to the hallway

go to page 32 if you want to jump off the side of the cave and you go to page 41 Netflix is going to do TV shows like that Netflix is going to roll out these basic TV show games basically playable TV shows the initial title is going to be a Minecraft

one and it could be released to a five-part series later in 2018 but you kind of pick where you go and it does it and you see how you end up It's all going to be a virtual Our lives are going to be a virtual experience in 20 years What do you want? That's it? Just 20?

Yeah, maybe quicker Like we're all going to be wearing those goggles? You won't need to. Just going to be high-balls. By the way, Lil Taye is coming back as a new character. You know the 9-year-old that I'm fascinated with who's a rapper? She's like, Lil Tay, mother, beep, beep. I saw you tweet or retweet Mike D about it,

but I didn't understand what it was. Little Tay is the 9-year-old rapper who's like, you guys don't even know. and she has all the cash and she sits on cars. No. And they found out she's not real, which I don't think she was real anyway.

You mean somebody put her together? Well, her brother did. That's kind of funny. But she had millions and millions of followers. Do I have a L'Ltee clip to play them? Because L'Ote's my favorite rapper. Lil Tate. She's nine and she raps about hardcore stuff.

But she's going to come back as a new character. George H.W. Bush became the first former U.S. president's turned 94 years old. Shout out. Happy birthday. Yeah. Jimmy Carter will also be 94 coming up, but he's the first president to turn 94. Well, now it's a competition. Is it? I think they both won.

Well, who's going to be the first to get to 95? Do you want to live that old? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I just depends on my quality of life at 95. My husband's grandfather lived till 97, I think, and he was doing great. At 95, I think he married us. It's pretty amazing.

The trailer for the new Dumbo Live Action movie Because they're making Dumbo With real animals of people Whoa really? Yeah I got 3 million views on Twitter In less of 24 hours It's a Tim Burton movie

It comes out March in 2019 And Colin Farrell and Danny DeVito Star in the movie But yeah it's a Dumbo It's already made Wow But yeah Dumbo the movie That's a sad movie

The original one I don't remember it Did he just all was picked on Yeah because he's yours He's the hell of it Yeah I know But still he has feelings too man I got a big head

So you know how he feels? Yeah You and Dumbo You get it You're like Dumbo I was like listen That's where the song We did a kid's song

called Big Head Bobby That's where it comes from Because I got made fun of Because my head was so big as a kid They used to take paper wads This is what Mountain Pine Jr. Hi was like to me Oh my gosh your head was the target?

What would they do? No no no worse They would take a hoodie Everybody put hoodies on And they put the hoodie on And they'd fill it up with paper wards And I'm Bobby Bones Oh man

Yeah it wasn't it wasn't pretty But you being you, you made a funny story out of it. Yeah, maybe me, I went home and felt terrible about it. I would laugh about it in front of them and then I go home, we just feel miserable. Wow. What's up?

That sucks, dude. You're the dumber. I'm the dumber. He was the dumbero Mountain Pine. You want to hear L'Lte? Y'all already know what it is? Lillet just got a brand new Jaguar. This car cost me $130,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe you don't know her songs. Or her one song. What about Catch Me Outside Girl? Yeah, yeah, of course. Do you know her songs, though? No. Mm-mm. Man, you guys aren't even fans like I am.

These kids are funny. Hey, you've seen Catch Me Outside Girls' rival? You're talking about, what's her name? Whoa. Oh, whoa, Katie or whatever? Yes. Oh, my. She's awesome.

I shouldn't know this stuff. What's her name? Yeah, how do you know this? What world is all this stuff in? I don't know, dude. Whoa, Vicki. That's what it is. Oh, my goodness.

You guys. So what, they're beefing? Oh, yeah. They got to do a fist fight. It's great. On Dr. Phil or where? No. And Lute was in one of these fights.

Get out of here. I mean, this is terrible. Yes, this is terrible. Lute's nine. I should have no interest in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little more Lutee. Yeah.

Bones, nine-year-old saying bad words like that. That's funny. No. What's the word, though, really? Maybe they're just beeping it out. Maybe she's not really saying bad word. No, we beeped it. It's pretty bad.

Oh, she says it. I thought that like her brother beeped it and he's like, just say cookies, I'll beep it. You're like, it's just the word. No, it's pretty bad. What? She really is? Oh, wow. But she doesn't exist anymore.

They cut that character. Well, shit, her, who's her new character? I can't wait. They don't know yet. She had millions of followers on Instagram. I look at this website where it talks about what happened today in music history. And sometimes there are good ones. Today in music history, 1997.

these two songs came out How Do I Live by Leanne Rhymes and how do I live by Trisha Yearwood? Totally confusing So what happened was they were making Conair And they went to Leanne Rhymes And said, hey, we want you to record this song for the movie And then they went to Trisha Yearwood instead

And they go, I know So Leanne Rhymes recorded it, shot a video for it put it in wheels and motion as a single and they both had it then Trisha Irwood's for the movie and Leanne Rhymes who had been approached about it earlier had already had it ready to go

so they both put it out and they never fought about it publicly they didn't want to do press and talk bad about each other they were absolutely frustrated over the situation both singers get this received Grammy nominations for best country female vocal performance for that song

that's incredible so they both are up for the Grammy for the same exact song Who is? Well, who won? It was the first time in recording Academy history that two different artists were nominated for the same song. Now, here to the Grammys, ladies and gentlemen,

so Leanne Rhymes comes out and performs, and then right afterward they're giving the award away. So Leanne Rhymes comes out, and they give the award right after Leanne Rhymes' performance to Tricia Yearwood. Man, I missed this scandal back in 97. Are you in 10th grade? Yeah.

Wasn't what all the kids were talking about? High school. Probably wasn't really worried. Both of them having the song, but I didn't know it was a scandal. I thought it was weird. I only, if you were to tell me that right now and tell me who sang it, I would say Leanne Rhymes. I don't think I ever knew there was two versions. Yearwood won the Grammy the following year in 1998.

Wow. Wow. So, commercially, Leon Riance was the bigger song because it went over to pop. I agree. It saturated everything. Inside a country and critically, Trisha Yearwood's version did more. Isn't that crazy though? Same song, same time, same movie.

we switch it up. Same Grammy. So all that Leanne, you perform it, Trisha, you get the award. That's all of them trying to make it all cool, right? No, I think it's Leanne Rhymes is because of the saturation in all the marketplace. Yeah. Is the bigger get to perform that song because more people know her singing it. Okay, correct.

So they have her up not knowing who's going to win. Because when you book your guests, you don't really know who's going to win the award. Oh, wow. And then it turns out, Pottwitz. That's crazy. Tresia Yearwood wins. Isn't that crazy? How about that?

Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good today in history. How about that? How about that? Let's talk to Jamie in Arkansas. Hey, Jamie. Hey. What's happening?

Oh, my gosh, my heart is beating so fast. So I just started a really long hour and a half commute every day. And my friend had asked me how I got through it. And I was telling her, well, I listen to the Bobby Bone Show every morning. But I have to switch through three stations. So where are you driving from and where are you driving to? Fort Smith to Bentonville, Arkansas. Okay, so you're listening to us on Fort Smith Station, on Fayetteville Station?

It's Mag. Yeah. The second one? You're the K-Mag. Yeah. The first one I don't listen to very long, and then the second one, and then I switch to kicks. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you to mute.

Thank you very much. Very kind of you to do so. Thank you. Tell you what. Can we mail Jamie a book? I got a book coming out Tuesday. I'm anxious to give some of these away. Oh, my God.

It's my birthday. It's your birthday today? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, I will send you, you have a new book coming out Tuesday, and I will send you one, I'll mail you on today and sign it for you. If you want it, if not, that's okay too.

Oh my gosh, thank you so much. Yeah, sure. Hold on one second. We'll get that for you. I do feel weird now because I'm having to give the book to people. Like, I have to write a note and go, here's my book.

But I don't expect anybody to read it. But it's a weird gift to go, I'm gifting you, something you have to supposedly spend a week of your life. Yeah. Reading. I can see how that's a little.

It's weird. I didn't want to give it to anybody unless they ask me for it. Okay, so you're just doing it and getting it over with? I'm just doing it. Like, I'm just signing. It's for people that I care about. Yeah. But I don't want them to feel like they have to read my book.

You're like, here's me. Yeah, it's just like, here's. You're welcome. Here's my theory to how to get ahead. Yeah. You need this. Funny. Yeah.

It's a weird thing. Ray Mundo says, though, he's been inspired by a book, huh, Ray? Yeah, yeah. You haven't even read it yet. Well, it inspired me to make a reunion with people in my life that I haven't talked to in years. Oh, the first chapter of my book is me meeting my biological father, which I haven't seen in 30 years. Yeah. And so who's right?

Yeah, who is it? Is it like your brother? No, no, no. One of my buddies from college ended up losing touch. It was before Instagram and Twitter and all that. And he changed his phone number. I haven't talked to the guy in 12 years. Yeah, that's still, like, that's still a thing.

No, Bobby met his biological dad and he met a buddy from college. No. this is the first step. Ray says he's been encouraged to reach out to other people. Yeah, his buddy from college. He's to get to come together. Ramundo, why is he giving you a hard time? I think it's great. I do too. There's still somebody I really want to talk to you. Same thing with Bones. And I just thought, man, there's a better time. It's got to be right now. Boneswin did something. He didn't think you do. I'll reach out. We had a falling out, honestly.

There he gets. And I said, man, this dude lives in the Houston area. I want to see a Facebook, something, the help of the internet. I can talk to this dude again. 12 years. And how long did you know them before you guys stopped talking? All through our college days, man. So like four years? Yeah. Some people met some of their closest friends at college. Absolutely.

My best friend, Courtney, is a dude, and we met a freshman year in the dorm. And I was like, oh, man, the dorm, I don't know anybody. And he made fun of me just terribly. Let me tell you a story here. I go to college, right? No way, my family graduated high school, much less went to college. So I'm the first kid to graduate high school. You know, people are proud of me.

in my hometown. I'm going to college. I'm kind of smart. You know, I feel like people had some real hope for me. And so I'm going to college and I'm motivated, obviously.

I get there, I can't come from money. I don't even have a coat. And so I get there, and the only coat that I had was my high school Letterman jacket. I can't for a coat.

Which was a big deal that you had one. Oh, are you kidding me? It was awesome. Oh, boy. It's going to be sad. No, all I'm wearing is fine. I'm in college.

Yeah, high school. I can't take this. Why you mean a hater? Oh, wow, man. I mean, I couldn't afford a coat. I know. I feel for you. I'm like, I'm trying to just push the story to wear, like, I'm making it clear.

I go to college. Yeah, he's in college. This is a high school jacket. And it's cold. And it's either not have a coat or wear my high school jacket. And to be honest with you, it didn't even pop into my head. Who cares what kind of jacket somebody's wearing as long as they're warm? So I go in and wear a mountain pine letterman jacket.

Three year letterman, by the way, kind of proud of that. I'm like, these people at college, not only do they not know I can't afford another coat, but they'll probably like, dang, the dude was a baller in high school. Oh, boy. So I'm wearing it in this chump named Courtney. He was like, what's up with that sweet high school jacket? And I was like, yeah, exactly, it is sweet, huh? Look at me, wide receiver.

He's like, no, dude, we're in college. We don't wear high school jackets. And I was like, oh. What do you mean we don't wear high? He's like, only losers wear high school jackets. He was like, I was all state as a quarterback. I'm here playing football in college. I don't wear my jacket.

And I was like, oh, but I, okay. So I went to, for like the next month or so, I just wore a t-shirt in the winter. And you were cold? And I was cold. Oh, man. Yeah. So, yeah. Those stories hurt my heart.

Courtney couldn't even let you borrow something. Courtney, court. After he was going to put you down. Well, then when we became best friends. I know. Knowing him now, I totally see him saying that to you. Yeah. Straight up.

Then he was my dude. And I was just like, what do you mean? Because I was genuinely wondering. Like, what do you mean we don't wear? And it's the only jacket I have. I like how you're like, yeah, thanks, dude. Sweet jacket. I know.

I literally went to college with two pair of pants and about nine shirts and a jacket. And I was like, what do you mean? I just didn't understand. And so once he told me, I realized I wasn't cool. And then I was like, okay, I got to just be cold, I guess. So I would run to classes. So I wouldn't be cold outside. No, not to stay, just to get there.

Oh, just not be outside. Yeah, look at me. Look at me now. Now I got a word coat today. I got like four coats now. Yeah, you do. Don't tell me, I can't make it. And they're all sweet.

fail until you don't. That's right. Get all your coats. Boom. So I should have called it. Paranthesis. Got a new coat. Fail until you don't.

Dang. Look that letterman jacket. You didn't like that? You still have it? I do. I still have it. It means a lot to me. It does.

It means a lot to me because it was hard. I think church helped me pay for it, to be honest with you. Because it was a leather jacket. Everybody got them on the team and I don't think I could pay for all of it. And I think church helped me get the jacket. Yeah. How about that? Yeah, I can see that.

What's up? They're expensive. Hey, man. You do you. Did she have a bunch of patches on there too? Their patches, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Did you not just hear him explain the whole story and why? I just want to make sure that he had, like, college, did you show corny? Hey, man, but look, look at this patch, man. I got it for district runner up. Well. Were any of your patches for, like, quiz bowl? If you put quiz bowl on your jacket? No, no, no.

If you put quiz bowl on your shirt jacket, you are the biggest loser of all time. Quizball didn't have patches. Thank goodness. Oh. Wow. Like, okay. I was in all district and all conference baseball player. And I was okay football player.

So they had patches for those. But there was no quiz ball. What did you think about this is going back to high? People that wore band. They got patches for band. Get out of here. That's what they did. Yeah.

But when you achieve something, you get something. Lunchbox, you ran cross country. Yes. That's a competition. Band, you don't get a letter jacket for band. Why not? Oh, get out of here. Okay, next we're going to get them out for honor roll.

I think they had those too. I was an honor student, so I did get a bar. Yeah, there you go. Oh yeah, you had the little bars on the letter. All right. Thank you, lunchbox. When I did yoga last night, I was thinking about you. I wonder if you still do yoga anymore.

Yeah. You do? Even with the kids? Yeah, not as much. In fact, when I'm there, sometimes the yoga instructors are like, hey, it's so good to see you. We're happy you're here. But so I used to go all the time. But now I'm like once week.

Oh, that's still a good amount. I haven't been in a few months. But I went last night and I was cursed because I was put right behind a really attractive female. Oh, I'm not trying to have that in yoga class. Because I went and set my mat up. I'm not trying to creep on anybody in any workout room or class. So you were set up first? Yeah, I was set up first. I get to early. I get everywhere early. So I'm there and I got my mat and I'm not in the front row. I get in the middle because I don't want to be in the front of the back. I like to be just trapped so people don't really pay attention to me.

And then she says up right in front of me. I don't know. You call it a woman or a girl. She's probably like 28 to 33. It's a woman, man. Okay, well, this woman. girl? Yeah, I'd be like, this girl was... Yeah. It's a woman. Well, whatever the case. What?

I don't know. It just feels weird to be honest. That was her yoga. Great. Yeah, you were watching, right? I were impressed. I was trying not to, so hard. I get that, bones.

And there were mirrors everywhere. Everywhere you turned to her. I know, I couldn't help. She was everywhere. So at the end of it, I was just looking at the ground. I was trying to get my stretch on, trying to get my yoga on. Did you get a number? No, I didn't talk to her.

What am I going to do? I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean, you're single. You're like ready to mingle. Hey, did you grab some of her sweat? Maybe send it into 23 and me. Get some data profile. It's not Jurassic Park, dude. What are you talking about? Well, that way you can find out her genetics. He's trying to be funny like Eddie. He's really grasping at things now. That was a stretch. Speaking of stretching, right? Hey, thank you. Hey. Got him. So that was it. So I did the class and the teacher. This is what was an annoying as me. So here I am. I'm trying to do good yoga. I feel pressure

because this woman lady girl is right in front of me. Woman lady girl. So the teacher keeps coming over to me and using me as example of ways not to do it. So I'll do my thing and she's like, no, move your hips. No, it's a woman lady girl.

It's speaking to class too. And so the woman lady girl is like grabbing my hips and like, no, you should do it this way, everyone. And so people are looking at me being adjusted. And then there's a dude next to me it's like smirking. Because he's awesome at it? He's awesome at it.

And so then she would go to the class and she would talk to me but through the whole class. So she'd be on the other side of the room and she would say, now listen, if you're not able to bend your back in a certain way, don't, but I knew she was talking to me through the class. You're just self-conscious thinking that she's talking to you. No, I don't care about self-conscious. Okay. I don't care about trying to get my, I'm trying to be a good yogurt, you know what I mean? That's all.

Yogi. Yeah. Go ahead. You're going to hit up that class again thinking that that same girl might be there? I don't do that. Do what? You don't, what, go after fate? Like, you don't follow your dreams?

Yeah, you love that movie Serendipity. And you know what? Serendipity, they didn't chase it. Wrote in the book. That's true. You know what? Nowadays, everyone's like, yeah, we met on Bumble. We met on whatever.

Dude, this is like, yeah, we met a yoga class. I don't have. She was this, like, young lady girl woman. Do you have a story already? Yeah. First of all, I don't even know she was. Secondly, I don't have the nerve. What color hair?

To talk. She's blonde. Well, no. kind of like black roots but blonde on the rest of the lawn. Like I do. Okay. Hmm, let's see. Yeah, no, there's nothing to say.

There's no story about, there's no misconnection. You are blessed in a little bit. You think you'd recognize her if you saw her out in straight clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if she tweeted you? I'd be like, what up? That's what I'm saying. So, all right, was she in a tank top?

I'm not playing this game. No, really. What was she wearing? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How much do you remember? Do you remember what she was wearing? Watch. Watch this.

Answer the question, runs. Like, do you know what kind of... Like, down to the brand of the pants. Hold on, wait. Eddie, what are you saying? You're going to know everything about it. Like what? Why?

Why? Because you were so into her. I know you were. I can try, look at your face. I don't know. I'm not playing this game. This stupidest game. Bobby's like...

Ask the questions. Blue Lul Lillin. Yeah, Lill Lennon. She had tight yoga pants. Matching dog. That's not the point of this whole segment. Green shoes. No shoes.

It's yoga. Yeah, Amy, come on. But I know that, like, this is the thing with, like, really attractive people. One day I'd like to be really attractive. Because I can't imagine. Do you wear your glasses during yoga? Hot yoga, where you're sweating? The first time ever I did.

I did it foggy. But now I can't. Now I dorky, I felt the first time I did hot yoga. You're all like picking them up with your finger. And I couldn't see. I was like wiping them with my... I'm not in the segment. What kind of car she got in when she left?

I don't know. You followed her. What was she driving? I don't know. What was that license plate? Guys, I don't even try anymore. Golly. I'm done with this.

Can I hit the second? Does she have any tattoos? I didn't see tattoos, no. I tried not to look. I'm telling you. I tried as hard as I could not to look at ever. Eventually, I would like... But you couldn't avoid it because there was mirrors everywhere.

I couldn't avoid it. And she was right in front of you. Yeah. It was like gray pants. Yeah. What color? I call her. You guys are stupid.

I'm done with this segment. I've been trying to be done with this. Anyway, I don't even know my point of this whole thing was... You found love at a yoga place. No, even if you're uncomfortable, you should... I don't know. I got to pee. All right.

You know, today's flag day. Do you guys know that? Oh, yeah, I love flag day. Red, white, and blue, baby. That's right. Today's national flag day. Let's do easy Flag Day trivia. Ooh.

I like this. Amy, are you ready? Question number one. Ready. How many stars were on the original flag? 13. Ooh, that was quick. She came hard with that. That is correct.

Good job, Amy. Thanks, guys. Lunchbox. Yeah. How many stripes on the American flag right now are white. Oh, dear. Excuse me.

How many stripes on the flag are white? 25. What? Okay, you're not even close. I'd expect you to be like maybe one off. Hold on. Eddie, hold on. Okay.

Hold on a second. Let me hear what he's saying. Go ahead. Sorry about that. I mean, there's 50 states, so why not 50 stripes? The logic's there. I mean, that's the only thing I got.

That 50 is the stars. Oh, then I have no idea. how many stripes there are? I believe there are 13 stripes. I think that the, so the stars used to be the 13 and then the stripes went... Oh, so they flipped it on me. See? No, there were never 50 stripes. The stars used to be in a circle, I think.

There are six white stripes on the American flag. I'm sorry. Eddie, yeah, come on. Who is credited with designing the first flag? Oh, Betsy Ross. That is correct. Good one. Man, that's about all I had in my head, so I don't know what question's coming next, but I don't know what...

Today is Flag Day. Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner? Yeah, I know this. Francis Scott Key. Oh, show me Francis Scott Key. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Amy.

Lunchbox. Yeah. The 50th star added to the American flag represents what? A state. Which state? Oh. You said what is it represented? It represents a state.

What does it represent specifically? Oh, man. Well, there's only two states. States I can think. Well, no, Puerto Rico is not a state. It's either Hawaii or Alaska. What was the 50th state? We'll just go. I think Hawaii's farther away, so we'll pick Hawaii.

Yeah! Good job. Good guess. Hey, you guys give me some tough ones. Really? Yeah. Oh, who knew white stripes? Your voice are right over there? I mean... The white... Okay. Eddie. Yeah. It's a band.

What famous nickname was given to the flag by sea captain William Driver. Yes, the old sea captain. He named it Old Glory. Correct. Good one. Amy and Eddie tied it too. This is a tie breaker. Lunchbox you're out. What? Sorry, Lelby. Do we just write it down? The hardest question ever?

Buzz in with your name. Oh dear. Are you guys both missing? I'm back in. The Star Spangled Banner was written during a battle during which U.S. Is it? By the way, I don't have an answer. Oh, Eddie. You have a multiple choice? No.

You know Eddie? No, I said, Amy. She did yell at Eddie. The British are coming. I feel like I know this. Go ahead. She yelled your name. Thank you, Amy, for yelling my name. I'm going to go with the Battle of Gettysburg.

The British are coming. The British are coming. No, I believe it's the war of 1812. That's what I had. All right, here we go. Timebreaker number two. Yel your name. What's the color of the first stripe?

Eddie. Eddie. Red. There it is. There it is. Yeah. Mr. All I Do is win. Happy fun, everybody.

Start telling up those streets. Yeah. And then past And then I'll stop down. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Oh man, this story is definitely just a PSA. If you see an oversized exhaust pipe, don't stick your head in it and see if it'll fit.

Because I watch this video, I probably watched it like a couple times. last day or so because this girl was at a music festival she saw the oversized exhaust pipe coming out of a truck and she was like, huh, wonder if my head will fit. She stuck her head in there, the fire department had to get called and they had to cut the pipe

off and then remove her head. The video's all over Facebook. And honestly, it just looks exhausting. Oh, my gosh. A couple things. I saw the video too. It's a humongous exhaust pipe. I also would want to if my head can fit.

Now, I probably wouldn't stick my head in, but to say I wouldn't wonder, it would be a lie. So she sticks her head in. And then I think about her. One, she's probably drunk, right? If I'm just assuming. And she got a ticket for underage drinking. Oh, no. All the things.

First of all, things are making bad decisions, Kevin. But then I go, think about that moment when you stick your head in and you decide, well, I'm going to pull it out now and show everybody in my head did fit. And as you're pulling it out, it goes, and it won't come out. And you're like, oh, my God. And do you sober up immediately? Do you go, oh, oh, oh. Good question.

I never been drunk. I don't know how quickly you sober up if something happens to you. What do you think, Eddie? I think you sober up pretty quick, for sure. I mean, you start freaking out. If you're scared of small spaces. Yeah, that's a small space. You're trapped in a tailpipe?

Your head, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, that girl. And forever, she'll be the tailpipe girl. Yeah, what else? Oh, well, speaking of drinking, I have the best place to eat. If you've had a little too much. America has spoken, and they voted on the top spot.

Let me play this game. Okay. I bet you get it. I bet you it's either, depending regionally, Waffle House, Ooh, good one. Taco Bell. Because you also have to go with the hours that are open.

So it's going to be like an IHop, a Waffle House, a Taco Bell. I mean, those are the three. Does you don't want to add one? I mean, I'm not going 24-hour route. I'm going Chili's. Yeah, baby. It has to be. You're not trucking.

It's 20 more hours. Eddie. Eddie's like, Ruth's Dick goes. Yeah. Interesting. You bring that up. P.F.

Chang's. What do you got? Well, Taco Bell is at number one. Bobby, all those made the list, by the way. Your I hop, your Waffle House, your Denny's, and McDonald's. But Taco Bell was the number one spot. It was the number two. Good on them.

And when you are drinking and you've had too much, heads up, we consume about 775 extra calories from eating because you think you're hungry all of a sudden. And you don't know. And you eat the bad stuff. Well, you know, as a, I've been a vegetarian now for 48 hours. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel?

A little bloated. Yeah. Well, you can get a bean breederate up from Taco Ball and be a vegetarian. You're right. Yeah. I had broccoli with a vegan chicken last night. I don't even know what it was. Vegan chicken.

What's a vegan chicken? I don't know. It's a plant-based. That sounds. It's just put in the form of a chicken. Sorry. Sorry. It says vegan chicken strips.

Oh, okay. Something mashed together to look like a chicken strip. And it kind of, if you told me it was bad meat, I would go, okay, it is. Oh, so it didn't taste like a good chicken. It tastes like a bad chicken, but a bad chicken is better than no chicken. Interesting. I had a hamburger last night that wasn't a hamburger that tastes just like a hamburger. Y'all should just go for real hamburgers.

I know. Or real chicken strips. And I have no reason to be being a vegetarian right now. But you're liking it. No, no, no. I'm not hating it. There's a difference. Oh, yeah.

So, yeah, I'm just seeing what happens. See anything happens to my body. You know, I'm trying to get rid of the little pooch. How long are you going for this? Oh, my goodness. What's your goals? Like, 72 hours? Yeah, but I'm about 40 hours.

Last time you went vegetarian, you did it for like three months. But I had a girlfriend that was vegetarian. Oh. Yeah. Now it's just kind of like. Well, you have Mike D. Yeah. Mike D is basic.

Yeah. It's like a girlfriend. You know what you call herself. The veggie boys. Oh, boy. That's right. We talked about this. How did I forget that?

I know. Because he's vegan. Mike D straight up vegan. But Mike D, why do your parents think about that? Well, you have to understand though. Mike D did this because he lost 120 pounds. Eddie.

He changed his lifestyle. I know, dude, but we're Mexican. He can have tortillas. He writes segments for the show. And is the quietest man in radio from Waxahe, Texas. Mike D. Well, they knew those for health reasons,

so they don't get me too much. They're not like, ah, come on here, eat some fajitas. My dad does because he loves the grill. But no, they're cool with it. That's crazy. I feel like my parents wouldn't, I wouldn't hear

the end of it. But again, Mike D's lost over 100 pounds. Yeah, you're right. And that's why he did it. Mike D's a lot like me. He's got to put walls up so he doesn't walk outside the walls.

We can't just live these lives with no walls and go. We're just going to stay in the lane. We need to put the bowling bumpers up so our balls don't go into the things at all. Great analogy. Because if you give us just a lane, we're going to throw these gutter balls constantly.

So we just lift the rails up. Would you agree with that, Mike? Exactly. Yeah. So you just take out all the meat, take out all the bad stuff. and you go right down the lane. Veggie boys!

I'm proud of you all. Well, I'm only done for 48 hours. How long have you been a vegan? Two years? It's amazing. You don't miss those fajitas over at Chewis? Nah. You only miss what you let yourself miss.

No cheeseburgers? There's still good food out there that doesn't revolve around meat. Yeah, but it's all fake. As a vegetarian, I'll speak for all vegetarians right now. Yeah, go ahead, bones. It's not as good. That bad chicken. Yeah, I just letting you know.

But I'm the voice of vegetarians everywhere now. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, tomorrow a couple lucky winners will win a full expense-paid trip to the I-Heart Radio Music Festival. So listen to the show tomorrow. I mean, it can be yours. That's amazing. Yeah, Garth Brooks is coming in, and we're giving away these trips tomorrow.

Like, I'm not kidding. We just give them away. You can win them just by listening to the show and doing the deal. But it's so many people, Justin Timberlake and Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Al Dean. You make it easy. Luke Bryan M-O-V-E

I love it, yeah, I love it when you get that beat. I mean, even Leonard Skinner. So tomorrow we give away these trips. By the way, the show is September 21st and 22nd in Las Vegas. Get your tickets. Tomorrow you get them at iHeartRadio.com slash tickets. But, yeah, big show and big giveaways, and Garth and the dance parties.

Tomorrow for a change, the show should be good. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby bones. What's happening today? Today we got swim lessons.

Are the kids still in summer school? Yeah, summer school just started this week. So they're in school till 1230, and then we have the rest of the day to fill with summer activities. Activities. Lunchbox is going on today. World Cup starts. You got Russia versus Saudi Arabia in the first game.

Only game of the day. Get ready. And you care about Russia versus Saudi Arabia? It's the World Cup. I'll watch it. I don't care who wins on that game. No big deal. Not going to affect my day, but I will be watching.

I won't cheer for anybody. America's not in it. Who cares? Tafil. You don't want to hear them go, go! No. Not for them. Which, by the way, I did see that the North America won, not the next World Cup, but the next World Cup. They're coming to Canada, America, Mexico. Cool.

2006. It seems like forever. I've got to get my tickets. He isn't camping in line already. Oh, okay. By the way, Liz Rose is coming over to the house tonight for a Bobby Cass. She's part of the Love Junkies who wrote Girl Crush. Liz Rose wrote a bunch with Taylor Swift early on. So she's coming over to the house.

That's cool. That'll be posted up as a new Bobbycast tonight, most likely. Just search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes. So thank you. Don't forget Garth Brooks and tomorrow morning at 8-7 Central, the Friday morning conversation. Hope your Thursday goes good. We'll see you Friday. Bobby Bowles.

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