The Bobby Bones Show - Will It Uber: Pool Inflatables Edition + Amy Gets Pulled Over

Episode Date: June 7, 2018

The show plays a round of Will It Uber with inflatables from Bobby’s pull party. Also, Amy recaps getting pulled over recently.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Last night was the CMT. Music Awards was involved in that and so it was a late night for me but I feel happy to be here good I'm in a good mood yeah glad you're here man glad you're happy try to live my best life you know what I'm me morning studio morning so here's something I didn't want to talk about until today because it needed to be far removed over the past few days we have been doing interviews leading up to the CMT awards had a lot of artists on and we split it up I would do some Amy did some. Lunchbox would do some.

And it's just a cool thing because we sat in one place in the CMT building and all the artists would come to us and you do promotion and you get to see everybody at once. Well, so I like lunchbox to get out and dip his toe in the interview water. And I feel like he's slowly getting better at it. Yeah. And he has great passion for it. That's where it starts, the passion. So, again, do not say who it was.

Do you know the story, Amy? I don't know. Oh, does Amy know the story? I don't think Amy was there. Oh, so uncomfortable. Okay. So I'm going to Oh

So lunchbox is sitting in the room Right and the artists come in with their people And there's a sheet and it says who they are And there's some questions if you want to ask them And so an artist comes and sits down And lunchbox has no idea who it is I heard about this So he just gets up and he goes

I'll be right back Excuse me He walks down He darts out the room I was out So first of all What are you thinking? I was like

I am just like, I don't know what to do because I don't know who this is. There's nobody with him. There's no sheet saying who this person is. None of the producers from CMT or our show told you who was. Nobody. This guy just... You didn't recognize him? Nope.

Okay. You just thought it was a dude. He sat down in the chair next to the microphone where you're supposed to be interviewed. And I was like, uh-oh. And so I just looked at him and I was like, I can't start this interview, so I don't know what to do. Did you consider just going to be like,

hey, man, how's it going? I thought about it But I wouldn't know Where to go from there I was gonna Because I just said Oh so you're new artist I didn't know

By the way not a new artist And so I just said I'll be right back So you walked out of the room Walked out of the room Did you see his face at all Nope Eddie were you in there

I was there What did he do when lunchbox walked out Oh he was just okay No problem He just sat there Kind of like he was in the principal's office Waiting for the principal to come back Like okay

And so what did you say When you walked out of the room I just went and found I said Who is that? and they told you they told me and I was like okay and how'd the interview go

I'm not gonna play it we're not gonna elude otherwise well I asked him some questions yeah and after going to do some research probably some bad questions yeah yeah oh yeah definitely

this is the part yes now I mean at first I didn't know because I mean lunchmox has a couple of awkward moments but yes I heard about this and definitely probably one of the most awkward things ever? Huh.

One day we'll be able to share it. It's so close to it to give all the details. Too close. But an artist walked in, Lunchbox, who was the newest of the new, you know, we're just trying to give everybody a shot here.

I just didn't know it was, so he left the room. He was like, I'll be back. Please hold right there, sir. I'll come right back. We had an artist walk in once. Classic artist.

We know a bunch of his songs. And he walked in and he didn't look like he used to. And we thought he was just setting up equipment. Oh, man. And it turns out it was an artist. We even asked in front of him, is the artist coming in? Yeah, we're like, so-and-so coming. And he was there.

He thought we were joking. So he sat down, we're like, oh, you're him. Yeah. Embarrassing. They get you with those pictures. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, does it.

Last night was the CMT Awards. One day we'll release these full sports, but that happened. I thought it was pretty funny. I don't think it would have been prepared. Oh, I totally even knew this person. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

That's good. We're professionals, though. So it makes you a year. Yeah. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A New York surgeon spotted a woman's thyroid tumor when he was watching her shop for a home on HGTV. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Watching TV. I love when medical experts watch TV and catch things. I know. Like a dot in the eye. Amy, when I have my thing on my elbow. That's why you put it on Instagram. I thought I put it on Instagram.

Yeah, you're hoping. I was hoping Instagram MD would save me. Did they save you? Well, apparently it was just like Skeeters. but Nicole McKinnis 32 years old was on the show

Beachfront Bargain Hunt You ever heard of that one Lashbox? No Dr. Eric Voight noticed a lump So he went to her social media

messaged her She went to a thyroid cancer Wow Wow I mean that's so amazing Makes me want to watch Beachfront Bargand Hunt

Yeah And go on it Because you know That doctor's smart That's right You go on show just to get everything diagnosed for free. You're like trying to show off every part of your body.

You know, I'd like to see the house over there on the sandbook. Let's check my armpit too on the camera. All right, there it is. Thank you very much. How about that? That's a cool one. How about that? Over to Raymondo with the news now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Scouries. Is producer Raymond at the

CMT Awards last night, Blake Shelton was the big winner. He won video of the year with All Name the Dogs. Congrats to Blake. In other news, Comcast, Xfinity phone service. suffered a massive outage yesterday. Phones and many companies across the U.S. didn't work.

Comcast says the outage is mostly fixed now. And finally in sports the Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 110 to 102. They now lead the series three games to zero. The Bobby Boneshow. I really make an effort to not get my phone while I'm driving.

I really do. I will look at it at a stoplight if I'm sitting. So that encourages people to haunt from behind, and I deserve those. But I try not text and drive and I really don't do it. I'm going to tell you what I did though. Someone called me and I picked up my phone and I looked at it as I was driving and

me looking at it, I leaned and my car went to the other lane and I almost hit 18 wheeler. And it was all my fault. I wasn't reading a text. I just grabbed my phone to look at it and it was so close. And sometimes it takes things to go terribly wrong to go, oh, I should have never done that. And here's what happened in my head. I go, well, I should have

even looked at my phone as I was driving because I was completely distracted. I really wasn't feeling how my body was leaning with that phone in my hand. And then I go, you know, sometimes you have to do something really awful to learn a lesson from it. I just learned a lesson without even having to go all the way and have to hit the truck. And so I'm not looking at my, I'm just not looking at my phone anymore while I'm moving. Do you not disturb straight up? No, I'm just not going to look at it.

Okay. I'm just going to face down in the seat next to me. Somebody's next to me. I may have them read stuff to me. But, I mean, somebody could have died. I could have died The truck could have died Could hit me

Could it hit somebody else Like that distracted driving They say I've seen videos It's worse than people Who've been drinking and driving So Yeah it could have been really bad

And it wasn't Because I got lucky Good reminder So yeah just And you sharing is another good reminder And it was all my fault too All my fault And they too

And they're like Like hitting it hard And they'll know Like when I think about that I think about Rex And they like Then they check your phone To see what you

doing. Like I thought about, too, when I've had my phone out and I'm like, oh, I need to put my phone away. I'm like, I'm not going to be that person that gets in a wreck. And then they check my phone and they see that I cause the wreck because I was trying to make a comment on Instagram. I'm not going to be that person in the news. You're like, Tyler Farr, what's up with that tattoo?

You know what I mean? But really, it is a serious thing. And we can talk about it a funny way because people will listen and pay more attention if you're telling jokes about it. But it could have been a bad deal. And I'm glad it didn't happen, but it did make me go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. this really could have been a thing. And the next thing you know, you're going,

if I wouldn't have been texting and driving, that could have been a bad wreck. So that's all. I just want to say that I'm an idiot. I learned from my mistake. Nothing happened, but I got lucky that nothing happened. So don't text and drive.

Don't look at your phone and drive. Put it down. I don't care if you use it at a stoplight. People can honk at you all day long. You ain't hitting anybody when people are honking at you. Although sometimes it does scare me and I'm like, oh! Yeah.

And sometimes I'll be at a red line, somebody to honk and I'll just assume they're honking at me and they're not and I almost run the red light because I'll be like, oh, good. So there we go. That's it. Love it. Lesson learned, everyone.

Yes. By the way, Lunchbox has a one-game winning streak on games. What up! Congrats, man. That's awesome. What up! So, I have a game we're going to play this morning. Oh.

Oh. I like games. I like winning. It's called Name That Sound. Oh, boy. Remember we would do Secret Sound and Amy would nail them all? Yeah. I will play you a sound.

Write it down. What you think it is. You get a right, you get a point. Good. Name that sound here on Thursday morning. Fresh off the CMT Awards. Yes. I'll play a game to get our brains working this morning.

Okay, are you ready? Sound number one. Here you go. Sound number one. I'll play it again. Sound number one. There you go. I'm in.

That's your answer to me. Oh, man. I'm in for the win. Let's go over there. Amy, Amy. Keys? She says keys. Correct.

Oh, wow. Lunchbox. Sweeping up glass. Oh, no. I had keys, but no, I'm playing again. I think there's a... No, no, the answer's written right here. Eddie.

Key chain. I'll tell any keys. Oh. Okay. Key chain. Played again. Could be on a key chain. No, no, no.

Moving on. That's key. It's like glass. All right, number two. I'm not doing any more again. Okay. That's the loudest keys I've ever heard. Name the sound.

I'm in. I'm in for the win. I'm in for the win. Amy? Ping pong. Many marks? Ping pong. Eddie?

Ping pong. You're all right. There is. All right, it's fine. You guys are in the game. That's fine. We're in the zone, dude. Sound number three, name it.

I need you to be specific. I'm in for the win. That's so easy. It is so easy, you guys. He's on a one-game winning streak, folks. This is hard. I'm in. Not really.

I'm in. Amy. Apple bite. Lunchbox. Biting an apple. Eddie. Apple bite. You're all three right.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What's score? Me, Amy, two, lunchbox, one. Actually, you guys have three. I have two, but that's okay. We have Mike D's holding the score over here. Yeah. How about this one? Name this sound. Love that.

Love it. Need some specificity here. Okay, can you? Amy won't get it. Go ahead. I'm in. Amy? Pouring a carbonated drink.

Lunchbox? Pouring a beer. That's pouring at Coca-Cola. Well, I'm going to. I have to actually, because it is pouring a beer. Yes. Beer is carbonated. It is not a Coca-Cola.

Eddie, you're the only one. No point in that one. There's ice cubes in that. Sorry. I pour lots of beers. It is now Amy 4, Lunchbox 3, Eddie 3. Woo! Last one.

Here we go. I'm in. Oh. Oh, I got it. Amy for the win if you get it. There it is. Lunchbox doesn't have it. Lunchbox, do you have it?

Okay, okay. Hold on. Yeah. It's good. I'm trying to hear it. You've heard it 10 times. Everybody's been talking over it. Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, I'm good, buddy. There you go. I'm in. Lunchbox needed an answer. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, I got it. Go ahead.

Lighter. Eddie. Lighting a match. Correct. Amy. Liding a match. There it is. No, she's now a champion.

Stop the screen. Stop. Now he lost one in a row. We're back. Hey, yes, he's lost two in a row. Eddie, boom. Yeah, Eddie's lost two in a row. Eat that.

I didn't look at it that way. I know you didn't. Eat that. Amy, hear you song. Take it away. Here we go. Da-da-da-da-da. There she goes again.

There she goes again. There you go. All right, thank you, everybody. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Deborah Davis is a cafe. interior worker at Hoover High School in San Diego.

She drives a 1976 Malibu. It's all beat up, barely runs. In her off time, she volunteers giving meals to the homeless at the elderly house. And so the students wanted to do something nice. They got her a used car, had some dents. Then they took it to the mechanic class at the school, fixed it up, took out all the dents, surprised her with the new car. Oh, that's cool.

I mean, it's a new car to her, but surprised her with it. That's really, really neat. Yeah, they went and took the money. They only have a little bit of money for that class, and they bought this whole car. and then refurbished it all the way for her. That's cool. How cool is that? I mean, I don't know if kids are getting more caring or not,

but it seems like they are, right? Yeah. Kids are always doing stuff. Like, baby, three months old, saves the life. I'm like, what? How'd that baby no CPR? Yeah. They're starting young.

Do you feel like your kids have big hearts? I think so. I mean, when the kids stole our bikes, my daughter gave one of the girls that sold the bike, her other bike, like a bike we got for free. Yeah, like she's like, Yeah, she's like, hey, thank you for giving me my stolen bike back. But here you can have this bike that doesn't fit me anymore.

Would you have done that as a kid? I don't know. I mean, I think so. I would want to think so, but, you know. No, but really. No, I mean, I just have to be really good one. I really don't know. I mean, I think I had a good heart. That's a good story, though.

Good story, lunchboxes. Tell me something good. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes up from Oklahoma. A man was arrested for public intoxication. while he was waiting to be booked in jail, he added arson to his charges.

He thought, hmm, if they don't have booking papers on me, they can't book me into jail. I was going to burn him. So when he's sitting there, he lit him on fire. That's a smart deal. Yeah. And he caused a little fire in the booking little section of the jail. Wow. But does anyone else think it's funny that the guy had the ability to make fire when he was about to be booked into jail?

It's not bad. It's a survivor right there. Once you get booked is when they search you. So he's sitting there to get processed. So he still has his lighter. You would think they would take all that from you if you're just in the room. As soon as you get arrested. Yeah, I like it. We're taking you in.

Maybe he had it hidden. I like keystering it? I don't know. Hey, listen, he was on to something. It was like the story of Lunchbox told a couple days ago about the guy who didn't have a license, a proper license. So he didn't drive his motorcycle on the street. He drove on everybody's front yard. Yeah.

You know? It's private property. If that works, it comes off and the guy's a genius. So there you go. On Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead Story of the Day. It's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Do you hate cleaning, Amy?

No, I don't hate it. I actually enjoy vacuuming. There's certain parts I don't like, but I'll vacuum. It makes me feel so good. Vacuuming does. Vacuuming and spraying and wiping down things. Researchers found that you're actually burning a lot of calories when you clean. Oh, sweet.

Two hours of intense cleaning burn 600 calories. You only burn about half of that running a 5K. So you've cleaned for two hours? Wow. Yeah. Vacuuming for 20 minutes, 80. calories. Mopping for 20 minutes, 100 calories. Like, mopping's kind of where it's at. Yeah, you really have to get into it. Yeah. I do suck my stomach in. Sometimes when I vacuum and I focus

on it. Like, if I don't have time for a workout, I'll do that. Or I'll run up and down the stairs. If I'm cleaning upstairs and downstairs, I'll make extra trips. So I wrote a book that comes out on the 19th. And part of it, I talked about cleaning. And so they did this study with these house cleaners. And they said, hey, would you like to lose weight? And they said, yes. Well, they don't have any time because they're working all time. They said, no, no, if you think about it, what you're doing is working out, like all the movements you're doing. They did nothing. They changed nothing, except they thought about it differently. They all lost like four pounds. Wow. Because they just knew, they thought about it differently, doing the same thing, and they lost weight. So, I mean, I found that story a long time ago

and I saved it because it's just knowing in your mind and actually thinking about it. Isn't that cool? I love it. That's like in Karate Kid, all that stuff was part of training, and he didn't think so. Wax on, wax on, wax off, sand the floor, all that. Yeah. I'm going to start thinking, yeah, this is a good reminder to start thinking about things differently. Because they did nothing different. Like, except... Even when I'm eating something bad, I'm going to be like, this isn't bad. Yeah, it's broccoli.

You ever see wedding crashers the movie? Yeah. I don't even know if people really wedding crash. Lunchbox and I did once in Chicago. I think, did we like cake. Yeah. You guys went over and did cake at a wedding? We were walking through a hotel and there was a nice wedding and so we went over and got some cake. Wow. We had just done that fair,

We went to Navy Pier and then crashed a wedding. A real-life wedding crasher snuck into a reception at a Hilton Garden Inn and stole gift cards, stole gifts. The mom of the bride saw this person. It was like, hmm, don't recognize them. But it was going to come to a wedding and still stuff. And they did.

And the wedding crusher was a woman. Oh, my goodness. Wow. I mean, this has to happen more than we think. Oh, probably. Because it's like actually, like, kind of easy to go in and grab some of the presents. Yeah, because you look like you belong to the wedding.

You're taking them out to the call. or moving them to a different room, smart. When they realized nobody knew her, they informed hotel security. They called the Virginia Beach Police, but it was too late. She stole not only gifts and gift cards, but she stole their memories of their wedding day, they say. Oh, that's a good one. Wow.

That one went straight to the heart. Yeah. How about this one? There's a new scam. Now, normally, if you get an envelope with thousands of dollars in it, you'd be like, what's happening? So an envelope will come to your house, fill with cash. Ah, bring it.

A Port Ritchie, Florida resident, received an envelope that only had the last name of the homes resident correct. Soon after delivery, two unknown men came by to claim it. They were like, hey, do you have this money? Then a similar package showed up the following day with the same two men returning, and they were super aggressive. They called the cops. The envelope had $8,000 in cash.

Now, they don't know what the scam is, but they go, this is some kind of mail scam. Now, if you get an envelope full of cash, what are you going to do? Go to the bank, put it in the bank. And then act like you never got it. Yep. But they probably know you got it because they probably watch it the whole time. Okay, sorry. Finders keepers.

I don't think that works, though, in real life. Finders keepers. And get off my property. But what, these are you got people to break into your house. Okay. Are you babying your house right now, babyproofing it? No. Baby's not going to be able to move.

What are you talking about? You don't have to baby proof it right away. No, the baby, yeah, the baby just sits there. It can't move, so there's no point in babyproofing it yet. Hold on. Baby Box update. Let's talk to lunchbox about this baby. It comes out in August.

August 29th. It comes out. That's the premiere. It comes out. What's the date? August 29th. August 29th, you'll be having your baby. Is it a planned pregnant?

Are you guys in it? Induced. No. Planned pregnancy. I don't know the words. You mean schedule. No, no. What happens is that's your due date according to the doctor.

And then when you get closer to the due date, if you haven't had it by a certain day afterwards, they'll schedule the induce labor. So you may not have it by then. Right. But I could have it early. I could have it in the middle of July. You could. In one word, how would you describe your emotional state right now? Scared.

Yeah? Yeah. He does say that every day that he's scared. To be a dad? Well, to have this human you're responsible for. I had to get up and went from my nap time and feed it and make sure it's... What if you don't do naps anymore? No, I'm doing naps.

There's no way. It'd be impossible. I would fall asleep at 4 o'clock in the afternoon for the night if I didn't get a nap. But what if I didn't get a nap? to take a nap and the baby's just crying during that time. We're in trouble. Or the baby's in trouble.

So you're dead set on keeping your nap schedule. Absolutely. Because it's impossible to go. It's not impossible. It's not using the word impossible. I go days without naps, full days. Which is weird. But it's not impossible. Okay. It's highly impossible.

No, that's even worse. It's just inconvenient for you. It's inconvenient. and I don't want to be a walking zombie and I need to be on my P's and Cues for this show. I owe it to the listeners to be well-rested. And the reason we talk about naps on this show is we wake up at 3 or 4 in the morning, depending on who you are.

And so by the time it gets late afternoon... You're exhausted. No, people with real jobs get exhausted. No, no, no. But they get to sleep in. Not all the time. People work way worse hours than us and way harder. No.

They work from 8 or 9 in the morning until 7 at night. That's fine because you already got your 8 hours of sleep. I'm not going to bed at four in the afternoon so I can get my eight hours asleep. That's just not happening. Well, that's a choice by you. Yeah. It's highly impossible.

So anyway, in a word, you're scared. Scared. Yeah. June 7th. I am less than three months. August, like two and a half months to your baby. Yeah. Next week, we will be in the third trimester.

We will make that hurdle into the last trimester. Wow. Yeah. How about that? How about that? Yeah. How about that? How about that?

How about that? All right. Well, everybody's rooting for you, buddy. I'm scared. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. So you and your son were out riding the bike? Yes, and an officer stopped his car in the middle of the, you know how like there's two lanes going? There's like a middle lane you can turn out of.

He stopped his car right there, threw his lights on, got out, came over to my son, gave him a sticker. Gone. That's cool. Then let him play with his flashlight. My son was asking for his gun. He was like, no, no, son. He can't have the gun. He's like, I know how to use it.

So anyway, super nice. Like a great encounter. I'm like, this is so adorable. And then I see another cop car pull up. And then I see another one down the street. I'm like, wow, there's a lot of y'all out here today. He said, well, actually, ma'am, we're looking for someone. Well, actually, it was three people, two males and a female.

He gave me their full description. And he's like, have y'all seen them? And I'm like, no, I haven't. But I'll keep my eyes peeled. I'm like, what is? happening my neighborhood you need to move Amy nah I don't know I feel like there's you know good and bad

that happens all over town you can't there was somebody near my house you guys need a move no there's nowhere to there's nowhere to move but I just thought I thought here we were just having this nice little encounter but he really I mean because he's

they were questioning everybody around so he pulled over and put on his lights I thought it was just like give my kid a sticker but it was to do both Yeah, so I was doing an event earlier this week and someone goes, hey, good to see you. And I was like, hey, good to see you. I didn't recognize them. And they said, hey, yeah, we just shot that commercial at your house.

And I was like, what? And they were like, yeah, we just shot a commercial on your front yard. And I was like, what? It turns out of it, they shot a commercial at your house. Oh, yeah. Wait, at my house. They thought it was me. Everyone was saying that's where I live.

Oh, that's funny. Yes, remember? They shot on my street and they wanted to pay us to use our yard. but then they changed the price. They went from like... Oh, that's right. Like $1,500 to like $200 to like $200. And then we weren't going to be able to use our yard all day.

And my husband was like, uh-uh, no. So they did shoot the commercial on our street, but not in our yard. But they were right there at our house. It was coned off. Like, I could only get in my alley. Oh, well, apparently all the buzz was they were... At your house? That's funny.

It was an American Eagle commercial. The clothing line? Mm-hmm. Wow. Your front yard is tiny, though. Right? Yeah, but it fits. a bouncy house and a blow-up inflatable soccer thing and a pinata.

Barely. I don't understand her neighborhood at all. What do you mean? Like one day they're shooting awesome commercials. The other day they're looking for fugitives. And like, what is happening? It's very diverse. And that's what I love about it.

Yeah, that's what she loves. There it is. You see what these friends? They've been friends forever and they said, listen, if we're not married, by the time we're 50, we're getting married. And now they got married. Oh, they legit, did it? They did it.

On friends, they have a French. ship packed on the TV show. But these two, Dean and Palmer, 51 years old, they got married last week. They met in high school. They started dating when Dean was a freshman and Palmer was a senior. And so they said, okay, here's the deal. We're both single. But now they're in their 50s, so they got married. They got married in a garden ceremony in front of a waterfall. She was divorced with two children. He was divorced but had no kids. And there they go. But they hit the 50 mark. So that was the thing. That's beautiful. Do you have one of those with anybody? No, but you know what I think, and this is me talking here, I think in the next 18 months I'll be married.

Is you talking? 18 months! Stop right now! Yeah. What? Are you for real right now? You made fun of Amy meeting her husband and marrying him like a week later. Yeah, when you plan on starting to date this person that you're going to propose to and then get married? What?

I don't know. What is happening? I'm not dating anybody right now. Yeah, which means you're going to meet them and get engaged, plan the wedding and do it. Are you sure this is you talking? I was wondering why you clarified? You were like, this is me talking right now? I'm like, well, of course it's you talking.

But now I'm wondering, is this really you talking? It is me talking. I think, because today is Thursday, June 7th. I do believe, write this down. Because I think in the next 18 months, I'll either be married or I'll be engaged. I'm bad at math. What date is that? I don't know.

Who cares? Hey. Who cares? And then adds six months. So like December 2019? December 2019. Let's do December 6th, December 19th. See it, speak, and say it, folks.

Is that what you're doing right now? No, I just think it's like, yeah. I know. I do think in the next 18 months, I'll at least be engaged. Engaged? At least, yeah. December 7th is a Saturday, so let's go on now. I also know me, though.

And I know as soon as I get engaged, I'm like, I'm done. I know. I know. December 7th, 2019, Bobby's wedding. By the way, I'm 38 years old. I've never been married. I don't have any kids. I've had a few relationships.

I've had some good relationships. But I've never been married. Never been engaged. So by the time you get engaged, you're going to be married. You're going to be in December. You're going to be married before you're 40. Probably. I think there's something to that.

Anyway, I've said my piece. And you haven't met our. It's in the calendar. So is the wedding going to be, what, 30 minutes long, 10 minutes long? Well, I'll probably do it at 720. 7. 7.m. That's when the biggest listening audiences is.

Oh, big shy time. Live on the air. Yes, of course. Everybody needs to be gone by. Yeah, 740. We'll have to go to break. No, but seriously. Yeah, I said it.

You know what I mean? Morgan number two, what about you? You're 24? How's it going with your boyfriend? It's going awesome. Yeah? Yeah, he's almost home and I'm excited. Hmm.

How's that going? Long distance is hard. I miss him a lot. You guys thinking about maybe engagement or no? Yeah, I mean, we're talking about it. Interesting. Wow. It's weird that they talk about it.

Oh, I never talk about it. I never talked about it. I know. Because when you talk about it, that means it's happening. But now you're saying it's going to happen. Yeah, yeah, but I'll have me to talk about it, so it doesn't matter. The minute you get with someone you're going to stop talking about it. Yeah, I'll shelve it until it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back over to Morgan number two, though. What do you guys say? How long you've been together? Nine months. Wow, and you're already doing marriage. Hey, dude, I'm talking about it. I don't even know the person yet.

When you know you know. That's true. When you know you. I mentioned marrying myself. I thought people are doing that. They do that, or they objects. Marry a tree? Like the Eiffel Tower.

Yeah. You know what Bobby should do? What? I think he'd be a perfect candidate for married at first sight. Go ahead. That TV show where you just go and you meet them at, like, these relationship experts, they talk to you and they talk to you, and they, find out what you'd like and then you meet them at the altar.

I was reading the story about these marriages that are set up in other countries and how they're like 96% successful. Yeah. Because you go into it. I don't think you can divorce. Yeah, I think there's consequences. You can. You can.

You go into it and they don't like doing anything bad to you. They don't? Not for the most part. But. They don't like. So what they say is people are mostly happy because if you have a whole lot of options, you're less happy period. It's like getting on Netflix.

You can never find a show to watch because there are so many shows. I saw the downfall of too many options on Netflix. Yeah, it's all that. It's actually a thing. It's a thing. If you're given too many options, let's say you're giving 10 things, right? And you pick one of them. You're like, oh, there were nine other things.

I bet you one of them was better than this. If you're given three options, you're probably like, do you know what? This is probably the best option. Like the less options we're given, the happier we are. I get that. And so that's why a lot of these arranged marriages are working because they're given no options. And they go, this is what I have. I should make the best out of it.

Aren't we always told to make the best out of life anyway? Because it's a life we have. We don't get to choose different lives. This is our one life. Yeah, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. It's our one life. We don't have any options. We make it the best possible.

Okay, so maybe lunchbox is on to something. Yeah. What about what? I'm on something. No, no, no, no, no. I just want on a whole monologue. She's not giving you kids. No, I mean, I just shifted everyone's perspective in the room.

And then he goes, yeah, that's a great point. Lunchbox is on to something. That's funny. Thank you, Amy. I'm glad because I got that monologue started. what you should do. You should go on the show. Don't give yourself any other options.

I just know how producers work. Oh. Like, I would do something, but I just know how to get a marriage. I don't need to. I just said 18 months. You know? Yeah. Made a big step here.

18 months. And then Morgan number two is going to get married. 18 months. Raymond's going to get married. We're all going to get married. Raymond gets married for all you guys. We should just bring in a pastor and marry all together. I bet Morgan 2 gets married before.

7 a.m. 8 a.m. 9 a.m. Morgan number two than Ray than me Yeah That's my guess Eddie? Ray first Yeah Ray

Then number two Then Morgan number two than you Okay There we had What if Morgan number two And I get married Each other That'd be amazing

That's a tie right Morgan number two Definitely Seven 20 Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good

This is high school football player He's playing in the game He says The last thing that he remembers was the ball getting thrown to him. He got dizzy and then he checked out. He had a heart attack.

Oh my goodness. Why he was playing ball. But luckily the teacher Tony Freeman sees it, runs out on the field after he jumps the fence, did compressions. You have to remember, he's playing ball. He's in equipment. Does compressions. Notice he was turning blue, screamed for the defibrillator, and brought him back. Wow.

He's alive. He's in the hospital. He's recovering in the hospital. But how about that? Like, he's playing ball. He has a heart attack. Teacher happens to walk by. Happens.

Yeah. Happens to walk by. That's crazy. That is crazy. The headline is teenager. Or, excuse me, teacher brings teenage football player back to life. Hmm.

Like, you got to get an A in that class now, right? Yeah. For sure. I mean, you got to work hard. Now I got to make them proud. Anyway, that's my telling me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Robert Bonesh.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Blake Shelton was the big winner at the CMT Awards last night. He took home two awards, video of the year and male video of the year. And then Carrie Underwood, I was like obsessed with her glitter pants outfit when she was accepting this award. It was so cute. I know. I know.

She won Female Video of the Year for her video of the champion featuring Ludacris. And, I mean, Little Big Town, they won award for group video of the year. And then shout out Dan. Shea, they won for Duo of the Year. Just a quick, I don't know little thing from MTV, if you were a fan of the Hills, I read this morning that they might be bringing it back. Wait, that can't

happen. Why? One of the girls is doing her own show now. Oh, Kristen Cavalari? Well, I don't know that it would be the same girls like Lauren Conrad, but they would get, you know, high school kids from Laguna Beach. That time's passed. It has? Yeah, that time's passed. Did anybody watch Temptation Island?

Yes. That's coming back too. Oh, yes. That is good. That hasn't passed because that wasn't built on a core set of characters. Yeah. That mean, that can come back. Yeah, that had different people every season. So that was on Fox.

It looks like USA is going to revive Temptation Island if you are a fan. Well, good for them. I do think on that Kristen Cavalari show, I think I'm going to be on it for a few episodes. Oh. Unless they cut me. Wow. They got me early. She's pretty.

And I'm not going to be on with her. Oh, you're not? No. But yeah. And I think that Jay Cutler's playing softball with us this Saturday. Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, lunchbox, that's your dude.

All right. I mean, that's your 30 seconds, guinea. We should tell Jay Culler how bad, lunchbox is bad mouthed them. Oh, you could tell. You did? Oh, I don't remember that. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you suffer from fear of missing out?

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When they're not near a pool, they just like big old tires. This bull, it's a mechanical bull, but it's an inflatable mechanical bull. For a pool. It goes in the pool. It might be five feet long. It might be longer than that. I think it's longer than five feet. Yeah, you're going to need like a stretch limo Uber. We're going to order an Uber and sit there and cram them all the back of the car.

Like, this is funny, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. The morning corny. What days are the strongest? What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Oh, that's funny That was the morning corny Hey Mike Dee Who came up with this Willett Uber With all the inflatables? You did? Yeah. Look at this guy over here.

It's definitely not a rejected segment. He goes, that's me. He writes segments for the show And is the quietest man in radio From walks the hatchie, Texas, Mike D. What was your inspiration for coming up with this comedy bit, Mike D? Well, we needed something big

and like extravagant, so you had all those pool toys laying around. That'd be good. This guy. Wow. Oh, we're calling this big and extravagant? The pool toys are amazing, Amy. Oh, the pool toys are big and extravagant. Yeah. What were you thinking he was saying? Why are you hating with that tone? You can feel it, right?

Mike D did mean like the bit was going to be big. That's what I thought he meant. What he's saying is he wants something crazy that fits in the back of something that's not crazy. Oh, got you. That's the whole point of the bit. I got you. I got you. Sorry, if you just, if you're, if you're, listening with different ears, it sounded like he

was saying he came up with a big and extravagant bit. It is. This is big and extravagant a bit. Oh, okay. When you guys come up with a will at Uber, let me know. Okay. You're all haters on Mike D. He does nothing except... Mike D. I created this segment. Amy, this is so extravagant. No. You did not...

I created this segment. Who Uber their keys or their wife? Because you were dropped. And I said, why don't we do that as a segment? You did it because you had too much a drink. No, my wife left her keys in my car. But it wasn't a segment. And I said, that's a funny segment.

Let's start sending funny things. Hey, you're welcome, Mike D. Stop it. Typical. They want your credit, Mike D. Hey, everybody, chill out. Chill out. Chill out.

All right. Don't let them get to you, Mike D. Okay, don't let them get to you. Quiet, Mike. No, you're doing it. He's driving it. All right, we have a segment called Willett Uber, and we're trying to Uber these humongous pool toys,

except they're even bigger than we thought. Way bigger. This pool toy might be seven foot tall. I think it's eight. And then four foot wide. And then we're going to try to shove in the back of a car and ask them to take it Uber it down to the gas station. We have all these pool toys.

So they're being taken out to the front right now. We're going to play Willett Uber coming up after Kane Brown. Wait, hold on. Lunchbox is on. Hey, are you there? Yo. Should I order the car right now, you think? Maybe check and see how far they are away. But yeah, I'm ready to go.

I got the pool of Lodi's out here. I'm chilling. Where are we sending it to? don't have an address. Oh, we're sitting into the same gas station. I don't know. Mike D has all that. The one that came over there.

Oh, now you need Mike D, huh? That's right. What is it? The Exxon? No, it's 1-1-1-Broadway or something like that. All right. Hold on. One, one-one-1-Broadway?

Four-one. Yeah. Four-ones. Excuse me. 1-1-1-Broadway. Okay. Lunch, I'm going to order the car right now. Okay.

Is this where I am right here? And then give me your phone with your password, so I know how far away. I'm not giving you my phone. Well, I got to know how far the car is. I'll tell you what kind of car it is. This is 55 music west. Got it. And my first time to use Uber, I'm like 100.

What kind of car do you want in lunchbox? Do you want a select, which is a premium brand? Do you want a big car? Yeah, we're going to need a big car. XL? XL for sure. Okay, here we go. I'm going to order it.

Here we go. I've ordered the Uber. It is confirming my pickup as we play Willett Uber. It's searching for my spot right now, All right Dun dun dun da da da Dda Still

Okay here we go Oh two minutes away Oh two minutes Yeah Well you knew it's gonna be like three or max Yeah So it's going to be a Chrysler Town and Country Should I hit the song?

Hold on I'll be back No, just two minutes Two minutes I'm gonna hit this song I'll come back All right we're gonna play Will at Uber

Lunchbox is out on the street Hey is the car there Oh yeah just pulling up He's a little minivan action He has these humongous floaties from the pool. All right. I'm going to put the first one. Should I put the bowl in first?

I think the bowl needs to go first. The bowl is eight foot tall, four foot wide, fully blown up. But they haven't pulled over yet. All right. Hey, Ben. How you doing, man? I'm not a party I'm going to and I've got to get this there. Help me deliver it.

Yeah. We're going to try to squeeze them in. How do I open this? I mean, this is the highlight of the pool cart. We need this there. Oh, let's go. back, all right? They're opening up the back now.

The inflatable pull float features a ride-on bull designed with innovative photo realistic printing. How you doing, man? It can support up 220 pounds is 8 foot tall. Wow. Oh, man?

A pool party, my buddy, Eddie, he's going to meet you at the gas station. He'll take you the pool party. He's also loading in a giant-sized pizza six-foot long. From top to bottom, five-foot wide, ages 8 and up. Oh, you get in there.

Also, a crying emoji, five-foot wide. Can fit more than two adults. as seen with celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Post Malone, and Taylor Swift. Oh, nice. So we're going to try to fit all these into this car. Oh. How you doing lunch?

Oh, the bull. Oh, this rest. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Hey, what do you think? Oh, we got one more, David. We got to get a smoke.

Oh, yeah. I think this is a little swap right here. The phone's cutting out so much. I can barely hear what's going on. Oh, boge. Hey, take me off speaker. How right outside the building does the phone die? I don't know.

They got them in? I don't know. Phone sounds terrible. Lunchbox. Hello. Hey, we lost you. The phone was terrible. How did it go?

Oh, they're in, man. He's out of here. You crammed all three of them in there? I crammed them all in there. He's out of here. David is taking them. I told David, if he really wants to go, he can go to the pool party. Okay, so Eddie's waiting at the gas station.

We're going to see if he'll Uber. It's 18 feet of pool floaties. You sound out of breath. Was that hard work? Oh, it was hard work. I was trying to that bowl. It was hard to cram the bowl in there. But I put the seat down.

I moved the one seat over. I mean, this guy's got to be like, what's happening right now? He's like, what's? It's early in the morning and they're cramming bull floating in the car. He's probably, hey, guys, you can probably deflate these, and this will be a lot easier. Eddie? Yeah. Did you get the floats?

Okay, I'm here. So we sent, I think, 18 foot of pull floats, all fully blown up in the back of an Uber, seeing if they would Uber to Eddie. The guy's in a town in the country, have you found him? I see him, I see him, I'm pulling up. I'm pulling up to him. What's his name? Harold.

Harold. Harold. Yeah. Oh, what up, dude? Yeah, man. You got my floats? Did they fit in it? Well, look at that, dude.

You got my boy. and my emoji and everything. Thank you, man. Do you think he's wondering why am I to gas station dropping these off? I'm literally not going to a pool? Yeah. Look at that. Are you going to try to throw them in your Jeep?

All right. And it's like six blocks down. Like Eddie kind of just picked him up in his Jeep. Eddie, be like, can you help me load these in my Jeep? Yeah, yeah, he's helping me right now. Load them in. That's going to be tough. You think they'll fit in my car?

No, he says no. Okay. Ask him people to drive them back. If they don't fit, can you Uber them back? Or follow me to the pool. Yeah, I mean, if they don't fit, he's thinking about it. Tell him to follow you to the pool and he can swim. Oh, here, the guy texts me.

Where is Eddie? I'm here wasting my time when I get paid to drive people nuts stuff. No, stop it. I'm not kidding. I just got the text from this guy. He's mad. Okay, all right. He's helping me put it in the... Hey, ask him, say, did you just text Bobby?

Ask him. Did you just text my friend Bobby? Oh, what did you tell him? You didn't throw me into the bus, did you? He said, where is Eddie? I'm here wasting my time. Oh, okay. Oh, he's not a delivery service.

I'm not supposed to be delivering this type of past. Uber, you deliver people. So you deliver people. So you deliver people. But you deliver people. I know if this is not safe. But people are going to be on this in the pool. Okay.

All right. Well, thanks for Uber in it, man. I appreciate it. Okay, he says I'm going to have to tie it down. Ask him if he'll help you. Ask him facing a rope. Can you help me one more time just to maybe throw it in the top? Should I strap it onto the top?

Ask if he can ride on top of the bowl and you drive it back. Say, hey, can you mind sitting on the bull? Do that. How much do you wait? If I get it on the car, will you sit on the bull? Ask him how big a boy is he. How big of a boy are you? Yeah, I have to sit.

How big of a boy are you? He's ignoring me. Thank you. Because it only holds 220 pounds. Always ignoring me. All right. Okay, it's on the top, but it's not tied down or anything. Can you sit on it?

Steve, you can, yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you sit on the bull? No, he's gone. Oh, he's out. He's gone. He's been sarcastic. He's had enough of me.

All right. Thanks, dude. Hey, how are you going to get that stuff back seriously? Okay. Thank you, man. Thank you so much. Hope I didn't waste so much of your time. You paid him.

We're paying him. Yeah, we're paying you. Okay, I told him. He said, yeah. Okay, so did it Uber? It Uber. It over. There we go.

Hey, Eddie, how are you going to get that stuff back, though, seriously? Yeah, I don't know. It's sitting on the top of my car. You guys, deflate it. Oh, dear. It takes a long time to deflate him. I know, but I mean, that's how. I'm going to take a picture of the bull on top of my car.

Eddie, you got to deflate it probably. Okay. All right. Bye-bye. Bye. There you go. But how, though, really? We're so dumb. We?

You got a mouse in your bucket? No, just the whole thing. The guy texts me. He's like, where's Eddie? I'm going to waste him my time. I deliver people. Yeah, I deliver people, not pizzas. Got in late last night.

The CMT Awards happened. Yeah. And I didn't go on third hour. No kidding. I'm not even complaining, but I'm just saying. I mean, I went on third hour. It's late for me. I know.

I thought I missed. you at the beginning because I was like, hey, where is he at? Where is he at? And then there you were. Well, and then there I was, but I for sure gave the fist to the fans. So as soon as the camera comes on me, like I make a fist every time I'm on live television just so

I'm reminding the people that let us do this show that I'm thinking about them. And that's what's called the fist for the fans. And so I did it last night, and you can see it on my Instagram. So I did that. I talked to Joel McHale last night. How's that? It was good. He's big. Tall dude? Yeah, he's from the soup. He has a show

Netflix now, Joel McHale, the Joel McHale show. Yeah. And he's a big dude. He's played linebacker University of Washington, I believe. Oh, okay. What? Mm-hmm. Oh, I don't see him as an athlete, but okay. Yeah, big, big dude, funny guy. Talked to him a bit right before I walked on, because we went on around the same time. Yeah.

He went on and presented an award, and as soon as Carrie took her award, I went on and presented Kelly Clarkson. And I'm on, I'm going, all right, everybody. And I'm just going to be a regular stand-up. Where the camera comes swinging down, you read the prompter, that had like seven lines. They wouldn't let me submit, take my jokes, right? I tried. I wrote some jokes. So I was like, cool, I'll go on and do my thing. Well, Kelly Clark sends like 10 feet over to my left.

And she starts almost heckling me during my announce for her. So I'm just going to do my thing and get it off stage. There's no room for me to really do something extraordinary. So why even risk it and do something terrible? Because it can. Very easily can go terrible. And so I'm like, hey, this next singer, she's the American woman, because she's about to play American woman. And she starts looking at me and kind of yelling in my ear.

and so I'll look over to the side and that's why I start laughing and looking because she's basically heckling me which was very funny. I just wasn't expecting it on live television and then so yeah Kelly Clarkson's funny man so I did that. I love her. Yeah we sat right behind her

one row right behind her sat behind the back street boys. You see me photo bomb? Oh, that was a great one. You and might be photobombed the backstreet. Well I saw them doing it I said hey check it out and so my head's all the way up photobaming Hoda and the back street boys with the goofiest face You can't photo bomb in the serious face.

So even Hoda retweeted it last night at like one in the morning. So that happened. People were talking about my clothes. What about it? Well, listen. Positive? No.

Did they think Sergeant Pepper the way you did? I said Sergeant Pepper and some people did. They were like, look who's trying to do Sergeant Pepper. And I was like, shut your hole, man. I said that yesterday. That was the plan. It's the Beatles. Yeah.

See, I saw more Michael Jackson out of your outfit. Just the colors you saw it. A lot of people said that too. Do it side by side of Michael Jackson and me. Oh, yeah, you're right. The red, white, and black. I saw Tiger Woods. Oh, did you on Sunday?

Red and black. Yeah. Before talking about that. I hear a lot of comments on my CMT awards look last night, which all I had on were standard black boots, black pants, a white t-shirt, and just a red jacket that looked a bit British. Or I would even say Sergeant Peppers.

Cheryl said Sergeant Peppers for the win. Oh. There you go. That's a good one. Nikki B said, are the British. coming or what? David S. said, first you wear Amy's pants and now you're wearing her jacket, when will

it in? That's not nice. Silla said, that jacket's a little too feminine for my taste. Tiffany said, you look like the greatest showman. Oh, cool. I don't know that that's a compliment, guys. I don't know either. So there you

go. There's just some compliments on, or comments on that. Thank you very much. So, are you putting that picture up, Ed? Yeah, I'm going to put it together right now. Eddie got mad at Mike D. I mean, come on. What's that? I mean, you know why.

I mean, you probably agree with me. Mike D. A.k.a. Quiet Mike, aka. movie Mike, he puts on a little suit last night. He made my date to the awards. Yeah. And we go, and I'm in red, as always. And Mike D. is wearing a green jacket.

Oh, I get it. Come on. Because for the raging idiots, Bobby wears a red track suit. Exactly. And Eddie wears a green track suit. It's been our thing for years. Yeah. Uh-oh.

I didn't even put that together, but I get it now. And you're both Hispanic. Eddie, isn't it? I wouldn't doubt that when they were walking the red car, people were like, they're the raging idiots. But Eddie, don't you see how it feels now when people are trying to be you? Oh, exactly. Let me go to quiet Mike real quick. Hold on a minute.

Quiet Mike. How do you feel about this? I mean, I just have the one suit, so. He owns one suit. One suit. He owns a black and green suit. No. That's all I have.

I just, okay. And to Amy's point, I kind of do understand a little bit because it was like, all right, that's You know that's my color. You don't own the color green, Eddie. Like, you're the red dude. You don't own the color green. And it's my morning corny. So.

I mean, the only time you wear green is when you're with the raging units. That's it. Yeah, you don't own green. I know, guys. But then with CMT awards, we have videos that ran on CMT as the rage idiots. I mean, I get it too. You're also both Mexicans.

So I could see where you think that people might be like, look, are the raging idiots performing tonight? Here they are. Yeah. I mean, I'm serious. Some of the news outlets were probably like, there they are the raging idiots. The news outlets. I don't think the news outlets were like, there's Bobby Bones, much less they're the raging idiots.

So you think he did that on purpose? I do. Anything you want to say, Mike D. I did not do it on purpose. All right, you heard it from him. Mike D. Mike D. A.k.a. Medamusal Mike, D. aka. trying to be Eddie from the raging idiots, Mike.

Eddie, I don't think anybody wants to be Eddie from the raging idiots. Okay. They don't want to be Bobby from the raging idiots. We set out with a goal to raise $100,000 because that would buy five services. dogs because what happens is some of our military go over they come back with PTSD they come back with brain injuries they come back physically unable to do things

that when they left they're not able to do now and so each dog cost $20,000. As of late last night we were at 99.4,000 and if we had 100,000 we draw one more name to see who names the dog who names the dog. Yeah. Yeah. So if you'd like to get a

Pimpinjoy shirt, the retro Pimpinjoi shirts we don't keep any of the money they all go to helping get these dogs and train them for vets. Just go to bobbybones.com. Lunchbox is just trying to get to that 100 mark so he can try to get his name. Yeah. I mean, Morgan number two and Ray have one.

That is... Ray Mundo. Ray Mundo the dog, yeah. obnoxious. And just to clarify, because I see questions about this, it's anything Pimp and Joy will go towards this fund. So we do have the retro stuff that's new, but if you buy a hat, it'll go towards maybe lunchbox getting a name.

Yeah, but even then... Not guaranteed. Not guaranteed. Not guaranteed. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. There's a new store in Denver called Impact Humanity.

It looks like a normal retail store from the outside. But once you get inside, you realize they offer free clothing and accessories, hygiene products, first aid kits, as well as job consultations for people in need. That's cool. How do they get the money for this? That's one of the coolest parts. Well, the guy that started at Travis Smith, he started collecting coats, hats, other things and then they started throwing the donations into garbage bags and just started

collecting. So donations for people. And then I think the coolest part to me is the job consultations part because you can help people get dressed for success, get back on their feet and then teach them how to get a job. How about that? Love it. That's a good one. How about that?

That's a tell me something good. I feel good now. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. Transmitting across. America.

This is the Bobby Bone Show. There's a video of Amy's son dancing. So Amy walks out her front porch and her son, seven years old, he's just dancing, but there's no music. Facing the neighbors. Yeah. He's just... Hey, buddy, there's no music. I don't know.

What's musical? You're just feeling it? Yes, I just leave my back here. I just... So he's just dancing, no music. and it has 283,000 views, 1,000 comments. Wow. And so starting to go a little bit viral.

Yeah. Okay. So, Lunchbox got irritated. And he made the exact same video because he thinks he can get more plays than your son. Yeah. Do you want to hear the video? What is... Okay.

So you heard Amy's son. Hey, buddy, there's no music. I don't know. So here's Lunchbox and his wife. Hey, buddy. there's no music. I don't know. I just...

Are you just feeling it? Yes. I just... I just leave my bike here. I just... So the video's going up on Instagram. We're going to put it up at Bobby Bone Show. I don't think that has the same effect.

Have you seen the day? Are you in your pajamas? Yeah. And my boots. And I got a bike helmet on just like your kid. He pre-made the whole video. because he wants it to be better than your sons. Oh my goodness.

They may feel sorry for him. He may go viral with this. So here's everybody who lunchbox has a beef with. Eddie Jr., Jr., four years old. Correct. Because of Eddie Jr. Jr. singing the Drake song. He has a beef with the Yodel kid, age 11. And now he has a beef with Amy's son, age 7.

All because they get a bunch of plays on the internet. What's the common denominator here? He's jealous. Kids are going viral. But part of the reason lunchboxes are going viral is that they're kids. It's not what they're doing. It's that they're kids and doing it. Yeah, but they're not good at what they're doing.

You guys are just doing it because they're kids. Like, if it's good, I get it and I understand it going viral. But just because they're a kid. That was just an organic moment. Nobody was trying to do anything. Oh, yours was organic? Organic. I was just feeling it.

And I just leave my bike there. At Bobby Bone Show. We're going to post that. I was reading the story this morning that a kid, I think 17 years old, had a toy grenade in the Houston airport. Yeah, Boy Scout! And they locked it down because, but listen, you can't take a toy grenade into an airport. Did he just? No toy rocket launchers, no toy grenades.

No toy nothing. No, yeah. No toy weapons. Nope. And so they shut down the airport. How about that? I mean, at 17, you're smart enough to know better, right? Oh, he was 17?

Yeah, it wasn't six. Oh, because then you put it on the parent. I was pitching a little Cub Scout With his toy So yeah there's that Here's Eddie's kid here you She said do you love me I tell the only pot

So Lunchbox's a hater I'm not a hater Can you do that one? He's got three fuse happening Total age of all the feuds 11 and 7's 18 Younger than him

And four is 22 You're feuding with three people And all are younger than you combined Okay that's great I'm just telling you you that Amy's kids dancing is not that cool. Oh, yay. You think people watching your video are going to be like, that's so cool. Retweet. Yes. At Bobby Bowen Show. At Bobby Bowen Show. By the way, Amy, I have something for you here. So, I got some push. What I have

for you. What? I brought my George Strait shirt. Really? 1984 tour shirt. George Strait on tour. And I'm passing it over to you now. Passing the Oh my gosh. I'm going to wear this tomorrow. Well, first of all, Amy was making fun of me because she said it was so small that she could wear it. I just said, no offense, but I think I could wear it. Well, now you can wear it. There you go. That's legit. This is so thoughtful. Okay?

So, posted on Instagram. I think what we can do is, you wear it, and after you post it, give it back to me, we'll take turns wearing it through the year. Yeah, because once it's posted, then, yeah, you don't wear it for a little bit. Yeah, I'll wear it again. I know, I'll wear it again, but you just got to wait a minute. We'll take turns wearing our George straight shirt. I'm going to sleep in this. No, no, no, no. And wear it tomorrow. Okay.

By morning. Oh, you're going to wear it to the rhyme in tomorrow? Yeah. Are you? That's where I wore it when I performed a Darius. Perfect. Perfect. It's like, oh.

It's just what I got on. Man, this is making me smile so big. Yeah. I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine. I ain't rich. But Lord, I'm free. Thank you, Bob morning. Thank you.

Thank you. From my vintage tea Amarillo by morning Amarillo where I'll be This song gets me Especially with a thoughtful moment With you giving me a vintage George Strait t-shirt I'm 1884

I get emotional Official tour shirt I was one year old or three If you miss a story Amy used to hang out with George Strait Once at his ranch though Your uncle worked on his ranch Yeah, my uncle was ranch manager.

He lived on it. So we went to visit him, and it was amazing. I need a ranch manager. How cool would that be? You don't have a ranch, though. I know, but I still would like a ranch manager. He got all the wranglers in the world, like, because George was sponsored by Wrangler. He always had fresh pair of wranglers on.

Really? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Trending Now, the CMT Awards. Fans are reacting to Wednesday night's show from Nashville, Tennessee. What did you see last night, Amy, that you'd like to go, wow, I'm reacting to it. I'm just reading the top trending things. Okay, I'm reacting to Brothers Osborne and Dirk's Bentley singing Burning Man.

Yeah, it was good, huh? Yeah. I talked to John and T.J. from Brothers afterward. And those dudes, like, I like them as people, and we know them a bit. And Amy lives next door to... Oh, yeah. My son was freaking out because T.J. was on TV. He just knows him as a neighbor.

Yes, because he's taking him cookies. And he's like, between Bobby being on TV and T.J. being on TV, my son was like, what is happening? You know, in this format, Inside of country and getting to know the people that play the music, even the people behind the scenes, it's weird to genuinely root for people. Oh, yeah. And like last night, Little Big Towns on, and they're hosting it,

and I was genuinely rooting for things to go right and hoping the bits were funny. And I just haven't felt that a lot in an environment where we're kind of all doing the same thing. Mostly I'm super competitive. And it's like, me, me, me, me. But I found that, like, brothers last night, brothers Osborne, I was just so happy they killed

I was so happy a little big town did good I was super pumped for Dan and Shea when they won Oh yeah yeah They're the hardest workers I'm not gonna say period Because I don't know everybody But they're really hard workers

And I always appreciate somebody who just grinds it out CMT awards are trending Kevin Durant He's trending He led the Golden State Warriors Wednesday night Over LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers 3O lead in the NBA finals I hadn't heard who won

yet thanks for telling me it's on the internet Petco Park is trending a fan at the San Diego Padre Stadium caught a foul ball in her beer and then chugged it with the ball still in it oh that's funny yeah she caught it and went br-h-knocked down that's pretty

awesome yep so there's that and finally trending now a star is born it's a I watched the whole trailer too yesterday it is so good it is so good right yeah Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper together I was convinced I was like this is amazing a trailer for the new remit featuring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga

has been released. A Star is Born. Do you write songs or anything? I don't sing my own songs. Why? I just don't feel comfortable. Well, wouldn't you feel comfortable? Almost every single person has told me they like the way I sounded, but that they didn't like the way I look.

I think you're beautiful. Yeah, it was good. I saw it on one of those websites and they had the whole top of it was the video. It was good. That Bradley Cooper looks like a real musician. Yeah, he does. He totally does. He's got a good.

He looks like he's worn out a little bit. Yeah. That's the thing. He looked tired. Yeah. And I was like, oh, he's in music. Tired and Tired and Tanned. True artist right there.

Definitely tan. True artist. Yeah, so there you go. A star is born. That's out. Or that comes out. Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. She was filming her documentary while she was shooting that movie.

Oh, wow. Did you guys ever watch the Gaga documentary? No. She's good. It's pretty good. It is really good. Yeah, and you go, oh. She's pretty talented.

Yeah. So that's out. Those are things that are trending right now. Did you read the story about Taylor Swift building that wall? No. Taylor Swift is building a wall around her $25 million estate. She already has a 12 foot when now she's going to build it to 25 foot according to the story. And you know what?

Good for her. If people are bothering her so much that she needs to put a wall up, let her put a wall up. What's the HOA going to do? Find her? Yeah, come on. Yeah, yeah. She'll buy the HOA. Exactly.

Mess with her. Big reputation Oh, you and me We got big reputations Ah And you heard about me Oh I got some big

Anish She's adding her second barrier And build a Build a whole Like a fort over your house Yeah, a castle thing Yeah Like what we used to do

In the living room Yeah Build a fort on the top of it Whatever you got to do To be safe In Mexico They put broken glass On top of the wall

So like You think you can climb over that You're out of your mind Let Taylor live. You know what I mean? He's just trying to live. Hey, get this. This guy in Texas, he's a rattlesnake, so he chops it off, chops the head off with a shovel, which is what you do.

Sure, done that. And then the head that was already been cut bites him anyway. No. How does that even happen? A Corpus Christi, Texas man, is still recovering after he was bitten by a rattlesnake even after the snake had already been beheaded. Isn't that crazy? Yes. Man, you couldn't stop that snake.

That snake was pissed. Yeah, he was. I might be dead. I mean, you may have cut off the rest of my body, but I'm going to make you pay. So is he going to be okay? I think so. I stopped reading after that. I never really want to know how it ends.

I just like to know why the story is interesting. Because sometimes they die in these stories. That's 50-50 sometimes. I'm not trying to hear that. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just trying to hear what's crazy about it. Okay, let me see. Hold on.

Sutcliffe called 911. they drove to the hospital, seizures, vision, internal bleeding. Oh, boy. Stop breathing. Amy, you ask for this. Hold on. Keep going, Amy. Hold on. You on. No, wait a minute. Oh, great. Okay. Okay. The halo flattered him into the hospital. Said the first 24 hours of the words. Doctor told her husband might not make it. What? They gave him mass amounts of antivenum. A normal person who is going to get bid is going to get two to four doses. He had 26 doses.

There's no second page. Is he alive? He is alive. He's alive. He's alive. He's alive. Okay. He's a lot. He's alive. Hallelujah. You want to walk me down this trail, Amy? No, sorry, I just didn't know. You couldn't just stop at the part about getting a bit.

The snake wouldn't know that. Okay, here's this. A teacher is arrested after horseplay with the students turns into a fist fight with students. Why is he horse playing with the students? That's fun. Being a good teacher. Xavier Guerrero, 32 is charged with assault for allegedly choking two kids at a school. It's just horseplay, you guys.

Horse play. Here's a quote. Did they die? Don't ask. Don't ask. Is everybody okay? Don't ask. Did they make it?

It began as innocent horseplay and rough housing between the teacher and a 16-year-old boy. Then a 14-year-old jumped in and punched the teacher in the face. Phones. Judge Common Sense, come on. No, if he punches him in the face, he's got to do something. Yes. It started off innocent.

You shouldn't be horse playing with your students. You're a teacher. Don't even touch them. You're a 32-year-old man. And that's your job. I know that you can go, man, this would be fun to horseplay and like, shut. You want to be one of the boys. You know, you're 32. Look at me. I'm 38. Sometimes I just want to

hang out with, you know, be one of the dudes. And we don't even wrestle anymore. No. No. It's not horse playing with kids. What's wrong with you? You want to fight somebody? Go take boxing classes over here at Tidal and box somebody. Yeah, Amy Lunchbox. I can't believe you too. No, no, I'm not totally on lunchbox society.

The 14-year-old jumped in and punched the teacher in the face. Exactly. That's when you've got to punch, he has to punch the 14-year-old. No, he doesn't. First of all, you should never be a horse playing. of all, if it escalates, you have to just stop and just separate yourself and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, this has gone too far. You've already messed up. You don't double negative it.

All right, but after the kid punches him, is he allowed to restrain him or what's he supposed to do? Somebody should restrain him. That's when you bring up. The duct tape. Excuse me? What? No, stop. No, I just, I always laugh at teachers that duct tape children down.

It's not funny. It's like, I don't know what's wrong with them, funny. Like, what teacher would think that that's acceptable? Well, Xavier Guerrero's over here. MMA fighting his class, yeah. Congrats to Blake Shelton won the big award last night. Video of the year, all named the dogs. So congratulations to Blake at the CMT Awards last night.

Who all did you hang out with? Who do we hang out with, Mike D? You know who I actually hung out with a lot was Tiffany, Joe Don Rooney's wife from Rascal Flats? Tiffany Fallon. You know who hung out with the night before was Tyler Hubbard's wife, Haley? Oh. to them, but I'm basically a wag.

Just hanging out with all the wives? I talked to Haley in the DM, but that's it. Yeah, I told her, because we were talking about you. And I said, I said, Amy, Amy's like your friend on direct message. And she's like, I love Amy. And I said, hey, as much do you think Amy's cool, let me tell you the truth. Yeah.

She's even cool in a person. Oh, okay. That's why I said. I figured you're like, no. I was like, you can think Amy's an amazing person, but I'm telling you. She's, she's more amazing than you think she is. Yeah, so who else? Yeah, because you're back there kind of just hanging out with. Luke Combs, who's a friend, so that was the easy one.

Yeah. I like to get in the situations and not really have to meet new people. I like to hang out with my friends. Yeah, the people you already know. Yeah, you know, that's why I like to grow. That's easy. Luke Combs and Leon Bridges were there together. Talk to them for a while.

Keith Urban talked to him. He came a bit late, but talk to him. Yeah. It was good. I talked to AJ from the Backstreet Boys for a second. Oh, did you all rekindle because you sang the other night together? No, but he didn't remember me. Oh, he did?

Okay. Yeah. They were all there. Did you talk to all of them? No, I didn't. Really? One of them, there was the little one, push me to the side. Brian.

Oh, he pushed me to the side. He pushed me. He's like, here comes Mike D. Mike D. He's going to come over here. Quiet Mike. Mike D. They were all coming down in the hallway and he was like, oh, got to get through, get

out of the way. And he like, pushed him out of the way. Push me to the side. Yeah. And I was like, that's cool. Yeah, you shouldn't have been standing there. Yeah. I was like, get out the way.

Move, bones. Get out the way. Did you see there? Get out the way. Were you in the audience or backstage when they performed? Did you see the Backstreet Boys perform? I was backstage. I watched on the monitor.

Okay. Fully choreographed. Yeah. Which I am. It's a little cheesy. Yeah. But that's what they used to do. I know.

But I'm glad they do it too because it should be cheesy. Okay. Because if they're trying to be cool, we're going, stop being cool. We only watch the Backstreet Boys because we used to like the backstreet boys. Do you think they know they're being cheesy? Yeah, kind of. I think there's a thing. Like they get off.

Do you think that they're like, I can't believe we're about to go do this choreographed, Dan? No, because they're getting paid. Okay. They get paid to perform there last night? No, no, no, but in general. Oh. I don't know if they got paid or not.

I don't know how that works. But I think if it wasn't cheesy, we'd be like, oh, come on. Give me a little bit of that cheese. Oh, Mike did show me a picture. I did hang out with Sugar Land, Christian Bush and Jennifer Nettles, Rascal Flats. Oh, P.K. P. Sue Ben, dude, I saw that.

Was he cool? He was cool. It was real nice. Oh, so is that the guy dating Lindsay Vaughn? Yep. Okay. He is. Oh, he's dating Lindsay Vaugh?

lunchbox was texting me, hey, get Lindsay Vaughn's number. You should hook up. And I'm like, dude, first of all, she's not, you should hook up. I mean, look at me. Is she smoking hot? I didn't know her and Tiger broke up. Oh, come on, that was years ago. Okay.

I had no idea. I knew she was there. That's what I was saying, get her number. I had no idea she was dating P.K. Suban. But come on. They walked the red carpet together. They're going to have athletic babies because they're both athletes. You look at them both and you go, oh, for sure, they do something in sports.

Both of them. Like, man. Yeah, that's pretty cool. How was she looking? She looked good. She's pretty. Did you see her on TV? She looked pretty.

That's what I'm saying. I want to know if she's that good looking in person. I've seen her on TV plenty. But you think that I could go up to her and be like, what's up, babe? Because like, get her number, hook up. Yeah. What does that even mean? Hook up?

Get her number hook up. First of all, she's with PKK. Hey, he's right there. Yes. And second of all. All you got to do is go up to her and be like. Tell me, okay. This is how you.

Lindsay Bond's right there. And I'm me, okay? Yeah, you're you. Go ahead. And I know you're a little awkward with the lady, so you may be a little nervous. So I thought last night would be a perfect opportunity because summertime is here. You walk up to Lindsay Vaughn and be like, hey, want to come swimming and show her a picture of your pool. That's it.

No, that is so late. That is so awesome. Lindsay does not care about your pool. Yes, she does. Wait, you just say you want to go swimming and then boom? No, show her at my phone. Hey, you like water? Check out my phone.

Hey, it's going to be one hot summer. Want to cool down? There you go. You got mow and pool. Hey, Lindsay, you're looking super hot. You know, wouldn't it be weird to date? I can just think. To date someone with the same name as the person you dated before.

Oh, yeah. That'd be awkward. Oh, Lindsay. Just thinking it. Yeah. Well, or convenient. Easy. Oh, you covered.

Did you ask her about Tiger or anything? Yeah, we had a whole conversation. I was like, what's up with that wood's dude? He just like, hooking up with the... Oh, no. Ask him if I would be like, is he really a bad tipper? You go that route. Yeah, what about that?

Hold that. When y'all would go to dinner? That wage worked at Perkins. You ever meet her the one he hooked up with? Wow. Did you see Tiger Park just $20 million yacht on the side, like an hour from where the golf tournament is? Really? Tiger Woods has this yacht and he had it.

It's up. It's a $20 million yacht and he's staying on it. Apparently. That's legit. I know. I want that life. Yeah. And then Bones will definitely get Lindsay with a pool picture.

After he has a yacht. Her ex has a yacht. Obviously she wasn't into the yacht because she's not with him anymore. Yeah, that's probably what it was. That's probably not what it was. Yeah. But that was last night. It was good.

Everybody was running around. And you know, when you're with 100 people and it's loud, you don't really have long conversations because there's just so many people. It's like, good to see you. Hey, how's it? Oh, thank you. Bye. Next thing you know, a backger boy pushing you again.

He shoved me pretty hard. And it was an honor to be shoved. You're going to have a bruise? That'd be awesome. I got this bruise from a backgerie boy. I got a BSB Bruce. I have another one of my books in studio here today. Bam, I saw that.

So I must mean that somebody's getting another copy. That's right. Yesterday I got my copy, which was awesome. I'm acting like people care. Are you doing like a book a day? Like, you get a book. Well, I'm giving books to people who I like to get books to. And so I'd like to give this book.

Do I have some presentation? I need some presentation. You know, every day I come in, I look under my chair just in case you're doing the whole Oprah thing. Oh, like, look at your chair. I'll like tape it under the chair. I do. Is that what Oprah? the cars? No. Look under your chair and you get a car? A lot of times it's under your chair

you'll get a copy of this book. Yeah. Don't ask me how I know. I didn't watch a lot of Oprah TV shows. I am awarding this book today which comes out next Tuesday less than two weeks. I know it's crazy. It's awesome. Thanks man. Can't wait to read it. To Mike D. Mike D. Oh, there he is. Mike. Quiet Mike. Oh, does Mike get a note like I did? Like to sign it? Yeah. I did sign it. Yeah. Okay, read it. Read it. Read it. I mean, it's kind of person. I mean, it's kind of person. I mean, it's kind of personal. It's up to him if you'd like to read it. Oh, Mike, would you mind sharing? If it says, I love you, I'm going to lose it. I read mine. Says, Mike D. Keep working hard, man. You've done great things in the last two years. Greater to come. Thanks for sharing your story with me.

Proud to be your friend, BB. Aw. Thanks, man. That's cool. Mike D. is in the book. Yeah, it's kind of weird. No, it's not weird. Mike D. lost over 120 pounds through just hard work, eating right, determination. And so I wrote part of a story in the book. It is inspiring. Yeah, I became a rec champion through hard work, dedication.

You didn't tell me that. You didn't tell me you were a recreation champion. You would have put him in the book. Soccer. Wow. Go in. Because this book's about failing until you don't.

We lost plenty of seasons before that, but then we kept coming back and we kept getting better and getting better. What's your big story? Like, if I were to sit lunchbox, I need a story from a book. I just told you. What story would you have told, though?

I just did. No, that's not a good. Like one specific story of you overcoming adversity. Oh, I got into college. No, about rec. Okay, see. Okay, thank you. About rec soccer.

We got to the championship. We lost. And most teams could have folded and gone home and never come back. But no, we looked each other in the eyes and we said, listen, guys, this off season we need to train. So during that week off, we trained. We came back the next season. We went undefeated. Wow.

And we raised the championship back. Wow. That's amazing. Wow. Rudy. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. And for our prize, we got the $75 gift card to Buffalo Wild Day. Wow.

That's its own book, man. Forget part of my book. That's its own book. Lunch, do your own thing. Yeah. Wow. The Buffalo Wild win story. Yeah.

That's what you'll be calling it. The green team rises above all. Wow. Hey, let me get those movie rights. Hold on. Let me call my guy. Hey, get it. Listen.

done this. You know that movie you've been looking for? That's super motivational to all of America. Listen to this. I mean, we had a girl on our team that had never played soccer before. Wow. We didn't let that stop us. We still passed her the ball. She could barely kick it. She could barely run. But did we kick her off the team? No, we let her come back. We could have dropped her for someone better, someone more talented. No, we said, we're keeping this team together, and we are going to win. And win, we did. And you won the championship the next year. Yeah, and got the $75 bucklow? That's amazing.

$75 for every single person? No, no, no, for the team. So we got a team party at Buffalo Wild Wings. Team party. And still had to pay on top of that. He fought, though. I like that. That's a good story, man.

There it is. I want to do it on dendium to your book. All right. My book comes out next Tuesday. Not this Tuesday, but you can pre-order it on an Amazon. $10 off right now. There it is. You see the guy that was so messed up when he stole the car?

He thought he was in Grand Theft Auto. Oh, yeah. He thought he was playing a video game. So crazy. Guys, Oregon got so wasted, he stole a car right in front of the cops. He said he took some LSD

before embarking on his not-so-excellent adventure. He opted at Toyota Camry and ended after a 40-mile chase, he eluded troopers, crashed into a ditch. He told officers he was hallucinating the entire time, and he swore he was at home playing grand theft

onto. Like, he swore. It's not funny. You know what? Why don't mean that's not funny? Nobody got hurt. That is funny. That's why we're talking about it. We wouldn't be talking about if it wasn't funny. I think it's more of a PSA, like, don't do this. To me, it's crazy because I've never, I was talking about laughing gas yesterday. Never been high before I laughing.

And I go, wow, I saw the world slow down. I'd never been high. And I was like, maybe I should. One guy tweeted me, he said, hey, you should try mushrooms. No. It is organic. No, no, no, no. In high school one time, this guy ate a mushroom taco.

Is this guy you? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. No, I have never done this. No. Hey, this guy. Go ahead.

Go ahead. No, I'm so serious. It was actually Halloween and I was dressed as a sporty, no, one of the spice girls. And he ate a mushroom taco or something and he was talking to a basketball. Like literally having a full-blown conversation with a basketball. That was your story. Tom Hanks did a whole movie where he talked to a volleyball and he made millions of dollars. So, I mean, maybe he's on to something.

This was so bizarre to watch because it was very, and then it would like, dribble and he freak out. His friend was getting dribbled. If I saw someone pick Eddie up and start dribbling him, I would also freak out. Yeah, I don't know. I thought you're going to say some horror story. Like, the guy that I know in high school that his lips turned all purple in his face and he had to go to the hospital. Well, I mean, that would be bad too.

But I don't need... What happened then? Like, Bobby doesn't need to be walking around talking to basketballs. But imagine if I thought it was fun. Like, wouldn't the greatest thing in life be to find something simple? This guy didn't really turn out so great. I don't think. I don't know.

What's that mean? Like in life? Like, I don't know. You just don't want to get in. I don't think you want to dabble in these drugs. Is this guy not okay still? I don't know. It just seems scary.

Yeah, I'm telling you, though, I got that laughing gas. I had to feel at peace. Or for one of the first times ever, I was just at peace. Would you be opposed to, like, maybe doing that alone in a locked, like, house where you know you're not going to get out? Yeah. Anything like that. No, no. I can't get laughing at.

Just say no. No, no, anything like what Amy's friend. Nancy Reagan. Relax. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Well, you know you're not going to hurt anyone, but you want to know what that's like. Here's a problem with me.

If I were to eat a gummy bear or a brownie. Yeah? Because I never even smoked a cigarette. I don't know this stuff. I think I would just want to do all the brownies. That's all I would want to do is eat brownies every day. That's why I don't drink. Because it's not a thing against drinking.

I would just do, I drink at all. Yeah. All the alcohol would. All of it will be gone. But yes, answers yes. Yes, you would. Okay. I wouldn't do it.

I wouldn't lock myself in a room. You wouldn't? No, but I'd probably do it with someone I'd trusted. Because if you didn't lock the house or the room, you could be this guy like in the car. So who would you do it with here? In a state that it's legal. Yeah, yeah. So I'd go to Denver.

Yeah. Yeah. Who would you want with you like out of this room? Me. Amy. Yeah. Of this room. Maybe Eddie, but I think Eddie would do funny stuff and record me.

I don't like that. What are you talking about? Yeah, he probably would. But probably Amy. I would trust Amy. Okay. Huh. That's it.

Dang, why not lunchbox? Why not lunchbox? I don't really do anything with him. Yeah. It's true, I guess. So I wouldn't like be vulnerable in that state, letting him just have it at it.

You know what I mean? Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here are you.

Turn it up. Come, boy. Yeah, here I am. Here we are. I got Amy over there. How about, you good? I'm here, right, yeah. Smiling all week.

Yeah. Look at you. Yeah, what are you today? Anyways, I forget. Seven. You went up for sure. No, no, we have a way. Listen, this is how the morning starts here.

Amy and I have a whiteboard. And we write how we feel whenever we start the show. Yeah. And I got here before Amy and I was doing some station liners. And Amy walks in and writes her down to us like an eight or something. I was a nine today. And she says, what are you? And I was busy.

I said, right. whatever you think I am. She goes 5.8. I was like, better than that. No, no, no, no. He is now. Then. He wasn't in the morning. I just woke up. I was out all night last night, CMT awards. I didn't even do fun stuff afterward. Yeah, you didn't do after party? I lit my candle and it's a story. I saw him the night last night was Jake Owen. Oh, yeah, I saw that. And then, uh, I went to bed, no after party. I don't think I got invited to after party. Yeah, we didn't either. Now that I think about it, I went to the show. I was a presenter and nobody invited me to after party. They just really assume you're not going to.

to go. Yeah, for sure. True. Eddie didn't invite me to play golf and I was in town this past weekend and my feelings were her. I sent him a message. Hey man, you did send me to play golf. It was just me and lunchbox. We play every week. And I was in town and I was in town and I said, hey man, I just thrown me an invite. And he was like, we started at 6 a.m. I was like, who wakes up early?

By the time I got the message, I was already home. That's not the point. Oh, hey, did you get his invite to his pool party this past weekend? I didn't have a pool party. You did have a pool party. You did have people over. Did you have people over? I did not have a pool party. I even showed my kids and they were like, what? I didn't get invited either, guys. Amy, you were out of town and yes, you did.

Yes, you did because you went to San Antonio. And I said, Amy, you're welcome to come to the pool party. It wasn't a pool party. I said, you're welcome to the party. Thanks, you got invited that? There was no music. There was no DJ. No music, no DJ, so you didn't invite us.

There was no food. Megan Borgman brought some floats. Oh, I saw Nikita and her boyfriend. Mike D. Playing the Jenga. Friends that didn't come to the last party came to this gathering of like five people. Megan was at the last one? Mike D.

was there. Man, that's pretty much... Nikita was there. Yeah. No, she wasn't. No, she wasn't. Sobble your lies. Okay.

Okay, we have important things to get to you guys. That's right. Here we go. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I mean, this woman is definitely on to something. Did you see the woman that ordered food to be delivered to her house just so she could get the delivery guy to kill a spider? Oh, wow.

So did she pay for the food? Yeah, I mean, she did the whole thing. She ordered KFC, had it delivered. She needed. to eat, but also it was very convenient for her. She invited the delivery person to please come in and take care of the spider that was in her living room. And he did. No word on how much she tipped him, but hopefully a little extra.

Well, no, that's paying for a different service. He got it off the ceiling and flushed it in the toilet. So it went far, far away. Okay, Forrest Gump. Thank you. Go ahead. So there's a new trend. I don't know for sure how it's going to catch on or people are going to like it, but it's called

broccoli coffee. And it's coffee with a special broccoli powder. mixed in. So it gives you five servings of vegetables while you drink your coffee. Wow. Yeah. I mean, if it doesn't taste like a vegetable, that's pretty cool. They say it's a little broccoli, broccoli tasting, broccoli. Chopin broccoli. Yeah. Hey, remember that? Yeah, what else? Would you accept a promotion without a raise? That is the question. Absolutely. Every promotion I've ever got just about is without a raise. Because you get the promotion and you prove your worth and then the money comes. Never go somewhere for money. To just chase money, you'll never get anything in life. Nobody wants to pay you anything

until you prove you're worth it. You're only paying for what it is to replace you. That's it. They only pay you what it costs to replace you. So no, every promotion I've ever got, I've said yes. And then I worked my way to make more money. Wow. Because it's a stepping stone. It's just the end to a means. Say I want to make more money, okay? Yeah. Hey, you can do this. Give me all the duties. I'm going to prove myself and I'm going to prove how valuable I am that you can't lose me. So you're going to have to pay me more. It's all it is. It's good advice for people because people surveyed,

64% said yes, they would take the promotion, no raise. And that's up. People are getting smarter. Evidently, they did this survey a couple years ago and it was only like 50%. Nobody's just throwing money around. You're going to sit and wait for money. You don't even get any money. It's good advice for people listening right now.

Do what, like Bobby says. There you go. Maybe that's my pal. Yes. They are promoting you because you're more valuable, which means they need to pay you more money because you're going to have more responsibility. The reason they promoted you in the first place

is because they think you are a superior worker. I'm not shocked he's saying this right now because this is coming from the guy who is given an opportunity to do his sports podcast on the Bobbycast and he declined to do it because of money or paper. I don't even know what.

By the way, that podcast went top ten with Ray and Eddie. I posted on my other story. It was a top ten podcast. I know this is a little bit different when you say that's sort of similar. You're given an opportunity. Just prove yourself. And don't worry about it.

the money or anything. Some people are saying that the Ray and Eddie show maybe. How about it? Did you see it went top ten? Did you see it when top ten? Eddie didn't even know what he was talking about. It was the greatest thing. They did a whole sports podcast on game one of the NBA finals and neither one of them watched

the game. But here's the beauty of it because at first I laugh but then I thought, oh, they're on to something. So they watched clips and YouTube videos and highlights and I go, oh, that's all I watch anyway for the most part if it's late. And so I listen to them talking about the highlights. It was actually pretty good. It was a different way.

Eddie knows nothing about sports and Ray knows a lot about sports. It was a good. Yeah, it's a good balance. I enjoyed it. Ray, that means we've got value now. Oh, dude. And it was only 10 minutes. Imagine 30 minutes.

I was imagine more like 8. All right, that name? Yeah, that's my pile. Okay, thank you very much. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, we'll be doing our show live from the Ryman Auditorium tomorrow. Also, a little big town will be in tomorrow. Oh, awesome.

Chris Jansen, Cassie Ashton, American Idol winner, Maddie Pappy, Caleb Hutchson, it'll be a big show tomorrow. What are you doing today tonight? We're at CMA Fest tonight. Going after the big stage. Stage announcements there. And then my husband and kids are coming,

so that'll be fun. Are you guys staying for the show? A little bit. I mean, yeah, for them to experience that. What about you? Maddie Poppy's coming over. We're doing a bobby cast. Oh, nice.

Yeah, so for sure doing that tonight. I think she gets to town. She won American Idol. First time I've seen her since the show. But yeah, so that's happening. Then tomorrow, the rhyming. I think I'm doing an event with Luke tomorrow. I don't know.

It's just so much now because the festival's happening. Yeah. So yeah, that's it. We'll see you guys. Thanks for hanging with us. See you on Friday. Don't forget a live show from the Ryman Auditorium tomorrow. It's free.

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