The Bobby Bones Show - Will It Uber: Smelly Crock Pot Edition + Bobby & Eddie Go To Eagles Concert Together + Why Amy Is Jealous Of Her Husband

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

Bobby tries to Uber Eddie's smelly crock pot concoction, Bobby and Eddie take in an Eagles concert and Amy admits to being jealous of her husband Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Went to watch the Eagles this weekend. Eddie and I did. I'll tell you about that later, but I can tell you, it was the most sensibly volumed concert I've ever been to. Amy. So nothing was too loud? No, it's perfect. Because everybody was old. Oh. So it was just, if 10 is like a loud concert,

it was a solid 5.8. Okay. And they really weren't doing anything on the stage because they're older gentlemen. And what the Eagles would do is they would just play songs. And they would take time, you know, getting to the next song.

Yes, they did. Like a good minute between songs just to get ready. You can get on Instagram and Twitter. You have to worry about missing anything visually. So you can sit back and be on social media and listen to the show. That's awesome. It was really an enjoyable experience. We were probably the youngest people there.

For sure, hands down. The youngest. No, Devin Dawson was with us. Oh, yeah, he's probably younger than us, huh? That's true. Devin Dawson. Devin Dawson has that song. Put it all on me.

You know that one? Call my number. Call my number. Call my number. You can count on me. Him. So he was with us. Name drop!

So, but yeah, we were nerds for the music. But I enjoy being on social media. Why, taking into a concert? I wasn't missing. You know, they're 70? Yeah, they're up there, and it was beautiful. I mean, even their jokes were like old man jokes. But even back in the day were they rocking out?

Oh, yeah, yeah, hardcore. Okay, okay. Like, not hardcore. They weren't Iggy pop. But they were probably. on like other mind-altering things back then. And now they're just... Oh, they're just forgetting what their names are.

I mean, Don Henley gets up. Don Henley, who plays drums and will sing his big hits too, and he had it up and he's like, I just want to take a second and talk about the honeysuckles. Cherry blossoms. He's like, Nashville's beautiful this time of year. They really are beautiful. I know.

It's a rock concert, though. We didn't have to pay for tickets. Yeah. We weren't close, but we had some seats in a box, they called them. Yeah. And so some friends that invited us, so we went. But I don't go to many concerts just out of enjoyment of it. So not only that, you had breaks, you had snacks.

Oh, popcorn? There were no snacks. There were no snacks in the box? No. It wasn't like a baller, baller box. I was picturing you all with like, I don't know, cheese. No, no, no, no, no. No.

There was some alcohol. I don't drink, though. I had a couple beers. Yeah. Pretty much it. Then I got tired. It was the most sensibly volumed concert I've ever been to.

And the crowd was into it. That's a great song, gentlemen. Yay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I did. I'll tell you more about it later. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU.

Hannah Evans, 19 years old, was at home and about to leave for her job. She worked at Coles, and she's looking outside. She's putting her uniform on. She sees her neighbor, Miss Becky mowing. And so a few minutes later, she noticed Miss Becky was on the ground.

She goes, uh-oh, she runs outside, starts doing chest compressions immediately, called 911. At one point, while doing CPR, she said she lost the pulse, but she just kept going. She's a nursing student. So she works at Coles, but she's actually a nursing student full-time. And she happens to be the neighbor of someone who needs. She had just learned CPR. That's awesome. Yep.

And paramedics arrived, and they said, hey, had she not been there? Obviously, this woman wouldn't have made it because she just kept on pumping. That's crazy. Hannah Evans, 19 years old nursing student. Worker at Coles, all that. You're awesome. I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories.

It's producer Raymond in Airline News and Air Canada plane with 67 people on board made an emergency landing. After pilots observed smoke in the cockpit, everyone evacuated on the inflatable slides, and luckily nobody was hurt. In other news, weather news, severe weather is threatening Texas and Oklahoma today with possible rain, hail, and thunderstorms. Flooding is also possible this week. across the south. And finally, in college basketball, the final four is all set. Kansas versus Villanova and Michigan versus Loyola, Chicago. Games get underway in San Antonio on Saturday. So Amy has a 10-year-old daughter, and you caught her doing some other kids' homework?

Oh, yeah. She's smart. She's smart, and she's a survivor, and I saw this happen at the orphanage where she lived. All the kids relied on her for things. Like, she, I said from the moment I spent time with her, I was like, this girl, if she's ever on Survivor, She will have all the alliances. Like she will win. She could survive. Out of necessity she learned. Out of necessity, she knows how to get by.

And I'm thought, and how to get everybody on her side. And, like, people rely on her. And, yeah, she's doing her math homework. And then I see her, we finish her homework. And then I see her bust out somebody else's homework. The girl's name is on the paper. And it's Blake.

And then I see her start filling it in. And I'm thinking, I didn't really know how to handle it And then sometimes there's the English Like we're still learning English And understanding what exactly is happening And then her classmates, they don't know English either They're from all over the world

So I'm like maybe she's just I know for a fact She's like doing a solid for her friend She's like don't worry, I got you And then she'll keep in her back pocket to where That person will always know they can trust her And she's got their back I don't think she's charging them

Although I wouldn't put it past her to be like Oh that's the way to go That's how I bought school clothes I thought of you. And I was like, man, Bobby, he would do what did you do, like a dollar a page? Dollar a page. A dollar a page. So then my husband made some comment about how at least if you're going to do it, you should make money.

And then her ears perked up. And I'm like, honey, don't tell her that. Because we know that's not her intent right now. But now that she sees that as a business opportunity. And we've kind of told her if she wants braids again, she's going to have to pay for it. Now I'm thinking, oh, great. She's going to start doing everybody's homework just so she can get her extensions. Well, listen, your husband, quite pragmatic because if she's going to actually do someone else's homework,

either she's holding for favors later or for money. Yeah. Well, right now, now the money has been introduced, so that could be coming our way, which I'm sure we'll get in trouble for it with the school. Yeah, because it is against the rules. But right now, I know it's her just doing a solid, because she does genuinely care about people, but she wants to show them that she can take care of them. And also, it's to kind of get them under her little.

belt. Well, I didn't worry about a belt, but I would do probably six or seven pages of homework a night for people, mostly math, because this is where most people struggled. So I'd go, hey, give me your homework, I'll do it. And so I'd go back to school and take it. I wouldn't give it to them until they gave me the dollar. Nice. Smart. And so they would give me the money, and then I'd make six, seven bucks a day. You're talking about five days a week, 25 to 30 bucks a week. That's how I bought school clothes, is how I paid for lunch. We didn't have any money growing up. So that was me working early. And so, man, I had quite the racket going. Yeah, you did. I never got caught

either. Hustling. I don't even feel bad. Should I feel bad? No. I don't feel bad. No one wasn't doing my homework. Yeah, where are those? Those people you were doing homework for, where are they now? I don't know, but I don't know. They're probably paying someone to do their job right now. Okay, that's funny.

That's so funny, I'm just going to hit this. You can find us on Facebook too at Bobby Bone Show. Hey, me. So mom is at Target. Just trying to get her shopping done, but she had an infant and a two-year-old with her. Both of them simultaneously decided to have meltdowns. And I know a lot of you moms been there, done that. You just start to put everything back and you just want to leave the store. You got to go. Well, another person shopping there, nice woman named Kimberly, saw what was going down and asked if she could help. And she walked around

the store, held the infant and tried to calm the two-year-old so the mom could get her shopping done for the week and check out and get out of the store. Wow. So do you relate to that more now? Yes, I just don't even really take my kids to the store anymore if I can avoid it. And I have often thought I have that luxury of going the store without them. Like if my husband's there or our nanny or something. But some moms don't. They just have to go to the store. And I'm like, I don't know how they do it.

A woman swears her dog sniffed out her skin cancer. And that's why she went to the doctor and checked it out. This is my story. Tell me more. I saw a picture of this. So her one-eyed coonhound, she says, sniffed out a lump on her nose. He just kept sniffing it. And she was like, well, what is this? I should go.

And then she rescued eight months before all this happened. She goes to the doctor and they're like, oh, yeah, that lump. There's some skin cancer in that. They had the surgery to remove the cancer. And she goes, my dog caught this. Like, no doubt about it. I wouldn't have even known if my dog hadn't sniffed it. It's so crazy.

Yeah. Lunchbox. You're never too old to fall in love. This couple in Atlanta that live at the old folks home. Renee is 80 and Miles is 92. There was a speed dating event last October. She's sitting at table three. Miles sits down and in four minutes they fell in love and now they got married.

There it is. Four minutes. Four minutes. Give me four more minutes. There's a good news. On Twitter and Instagram. Mr. Bobby Bond. Let's go to Jared in Georgia. Hey, dude. Hey, man.

Where are you at in Georgia? Augusta. Appreciate your calling on. What can I do for you? I'm actually headed over to a job interview right now. So I was, I actually heard you before talk about asking questions, so I've researched the company. Just wanted some good luck from you. How you feeling about it, first of all? I'm good.

I've done all the IT certifications already, and it's for an ID help desk position. So. It's sound pretty confident. Pretty confident. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't feel like it's bigger than you or you feel like it's bigger than you. And that's either the first step, either make it not bigger than you or fake it. you know, one of the two.

And if you know enough, listen, my best advice by going into a job interview is to ask a lot of questions because then they'll go, oh, he's already or she's already next level, like not just trying to beg for the job, but trying to figure out how to make the job better. Right, absolutely. So, yeah, I answer the questions, put it back on them. And also, a big thing about going for auditions or interviews is that worst case scenarios, you don't get it. Okay, let's say that's where. Are you going to go again for another one?

Yeah. So are you going to let nerves cripple you this time or next time? So eventually you have to decide I'm just not going to let nerves ruin every single one of these I go on. Because if I don't get this one, I'll just go after the next one. Yeah, absolutely. So I don't know, you sound confident. How about this? I give you the confidence that you're already confident.

And if you don't get it, you're probably going to get the next one. Hey, sounds good to me. Yeah. You feel good now? Bobby do good? I'm good. Yeah, you do it great. All right.

Well, good luck, my friend. All righty, thank you, sir. See it, buddy. That was easy. I don't even say anything to him. He was like, hey, am I cool? Yep, you're cool. All right, see tomorrow.

Good, like an interview. Hello, Sam in Arkansas. You're on the air. Hello. Hey. Oh, Sam, a female, Sam. Sorry about that. That's okay.

It happens all the time. I ordered your first book online, and I also ordered a bunch of stuff for my son for Easter, and it was shipped to my house, and somebody stole my packages. Wait, the whole thing? Like, I don't care about my book. They stole your Easter?

Yes, they sold my son's Easter presents. He's two. What did you get them for Easter that they stole? What's wrong with people? Well, they just stole the box. I mean, it was a bunch of little odds and ends. There was like a little Paw Patrol DVD and some pajamas and some other little odd-in-ins stuff, you know, but all of my packages that were on my porch that day while I was at work with gone.

Let me do this, Sam. Let me do this for you. I'm going to put you on hold. I'm going to send you an Easter package with all that stuff in it and my book. Oh, my gosh. But don't lie to our phone screener about it was in your package, because you can really get me right now. And you go, yeah. I had a whole bar of gold, actually.

PlayStation, that's my license. Yeah. I'm going to make stuff up. Don't worry. I'm just kidding. What do we think total value was this whole package? My total, I think I spent with like $47. $100.

Yeah, $4,700. I'm going to put you on hold. I'm going to send all this stuff back to you. I'll take my credit card. I'll send you a book, and I'll send you the. the Easter stuff and then you don't have to worry about it. You didn't have to do that. You're right. If I did, I wouldn't. That's the thing.

As my grandma would say, I'm so honorey, I definitely wouldn't do it if I had to. Well, thank you so much. All right. So, hey, what was your question, by the way? I totally interrupted you. Oh, I was just going to ask if you could tell that thief to bring my package back. Don't worry about it. I got you. Thank you. That way he may have needed Easter stuff. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Maybe he's reading bare bones right now.

It's making him a better person. It's feeling bad about it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Stay on the phone, okay, Sam? Thank you so much. Oh, you're welcome. Or she, or she. The thief could have been a she. Nah, it's probably he.

Yeah. Guys are dirt bags. I know, but we just keep assigning it to a man all the time. All the bad things. We're like, he, he, he, he. I'm sexist toward men, so that's my thing. Bobby Bonshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Marin Morris and Ryan Hurd are officially husband and wife. The two got married on Saturday in Nashville. Marin posted a photo on Instagram of her and Ryan kissing at the altar. she was wearing a short white gown with a long white train was inspired by her mom's wedding gown and then Ryan, he didn't go black and plain, he went a royal blue tuxedo.

So Cam and Smokey Robinson teamed up for an episode of CMT Crossroads. Bobby, I know you like the Crossroads? How do you feel about Smokey Robinson? Like I like Smokey Robinson, but I'm just not that excited about this one. I like what song you're going to talk about? A second-hand emotion. I second that emotion. Yeah, that's the one they make it.

I do, and I probably will talk myself into liking it more because I like Cam a lot. But that one doesn't excite me a lot. Yeah, the CMT Crossroads episode airs this Wednesday night on CMT. What about you, Eddie? That one excite you? That one's good. I mean, I like Smokey. I like the tracks of my tears.

Well, you tune in. Probably not. Yeah, I like the crazy ones. Like I like. It's so polar opposite. Yeah, I like jaw roll and Mo Pitney. Is that out of yet? Yeah.

That's what I would do. Maybe that's your 30 seconds kidding. Bobby Jones. No. Bones. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day.

This story comes up from Omaha, Nebraska. A 30-year-old man was so excited because he got a brand new 9 millimeter pistol. He's sitting on the couch watching some TV. He falls asleep. About 2.30 a.m. He wakes up to a bang! He had pulled the trigger and shot off his own pinky. Oh, man.

asleep, huh? Yeah, his wife and kids were asleep in the bedroom. No one was hurt, except for him and his pinky surgery, and he's all right. Did you see the guy that had to have his... He took his toe off and put it as his thumb? Oh. Because he lost his thumb. Yeah.

And so he wanted to have a thumb because you need that thumb, that opposable... I mean, that's what makes us different a lot of ways. You can grip and close a hand. So he took his big toe and he put it on his hand. Wow. Okay. Because you don't really need your big toe for balance so much. A bit you do.

but not as much you need your thumb to grab. Yeah, no, I get that. Like, take your thumb and fold it in your hand, and you're just trying to grab some of your four fingers, but it doesn't work. No, no, no, you're like monkeys at that point. Right, but. So, would you do it?

Um, I don't know what's like not have a thumb. I didn't think it was a, it's crazy to look. But you have the other thumb because then you could, I don't know. I'm trying to think if I would do it. I don't know. I think I'd take a little time first with just the four. Maybe I would see. I'd blog about it, see how I felt, and then make the decision.

I kind of, have slender long toes, so maybe it would work. Yeah. It wouldn't look like a little I don't know. Okay, there it is. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bonds. It's Stephen Tyler's birthday. Been on the show a couple times.

Late singer, Barrow Smith. He turned 70. Holy cow. So I'll play you a famous guitar riff or guitar solo and see if you can name it, okay? So, Amy, if I were to go to this one, you would say. Walk this way. Right.

If I were to do this one, you would say... Something by the Beach Boys. Eddie, would you know that? Phones, that's hard. Yes, I know it, though. It's Day Tripper. From the Beatles. That's hard.

That's a tough one. Yeah, okay. Impossible for someone like me. Okay. You and Lunchbox can... If either one of you get it, no, no. If either one of you get it, it counts, and if you don't, it goes to Eddie. Oh, wow.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. And song number one. You in Lunchboss can talk this out? Oh, I don't know. We can talk it out. Satisfaction. I can't get no.

I think it's just called satisfaction. It sounds good to me. I don't know who sings. What's your answer? Go to satisfaction. I can't get no. I can't get no satisfaction. I think it's satisfaction.

Your answer is? Satisfaction. Satisfaction. That's right. By the Rolling Stones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Back to you two again.

Okay. Ready? Yeah. Name it. Famous guitar. What? Oh my goodness. I've heard this before.

Five seconds? I don't know. I don't know the band. Rage Against the Machine. But we don't need the band. I know. But give me, how do you, what comes to mind when you hear that?

Time is up. He says Rage Against the Machine. That is not right. Eddie. It's Purple Hays. Purple Hays. By Jimmy Hendon. Excuse me.

While I kiss the sky. Da-na-na-na-da. I haven't heard twice in my life. All right. Ready, you two? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh.

That's Metallica. Okay, but we need the song. He just yells up bands. Hold on. You get no points for bands. What song is this? Could be understand, man. It's a good guess.

That has to be it, right? Five seconds. On for whom the bell tolls. What? No. Listen to this guy. He knows two songs. I know, Metallica.

Trust me. Oh, I trust it. All right. I need to answer now. And walked you never, never land. That's it. Which one is that? Is it called Never Everland?

No. Interstate man. Is that your answer? Yeah. That is correct. Yeah. Okay. Good job.

Good job. Here we go. You two. See if you can name this one. There goes reality. No. Back to reality. Okay.

Reality is in there. Wait. Reality. Stop. Stop, wait. Oh, no, that's not, I don't even think that. Kick it. Now it's vanilla ice.

Our Beastie Boys, kick it! Amy and Lunchbox. I got back to reality. No, stop. Now you've got that in our heads, and I don't think that has anything to do with it. You don't like it. No, because it's like, rage against the machine.

That's your go-to. Eddie? Smoke on the water. Smoke on the water The fire in the sky Back to reality Let's talk is like a 90s or 90s pop song Isn't that the right song?

No, no Okay, let's do another one Oh, sweet child of mine Name the famous guitar riff Amy says sweet child of mine Let's watch you agree with that Yeah, I'll know with that Is that your answer?

Yeah Correct Thank you Okay, three to two. Eddie, you're to disadvantage because you don't even get to, you don't even get to answer. I know if they get it right, but here we go. No, no, stop, stop. Amy, Amy, you're making our team look bad there.

Oh, okay. Back to Limey. That might be, hey, that might be Ozzy Osmore. Oh, there we go. Back to Live. Back to reality. What is back is black? All those songs go with this.

Back in black. What is Ozzy Osmore's team? I don't know what he sings. I don't know his band. Black Sabbath? Black. Your answer is? Black.

Eddie, do you know that? Yeah, dude. What is it? That's Iron Man. I am Iron Man. Who's in my Ozzy, dude? I know. I just don't, what is this band?

Black Sabbath, you said it. We have a tie. I nailed it. At Tiebreaker now, I'm going to play it. You yell your name. If Eddie's in Amy Lunchbox, you're all in. Wow. Okay.

Ready. Yell your name if you know this famous guitar riff. Three, two. Lunchbox for the win. You and Amy's team. Back to Black! He says back to black. Show me Back to Black.

Eddie. Can you play it again? Yeah. Okay, Back to Black is not right. Here we go. Got it. Eddie. Eddie.

Back in black. Correct. For the win. I'm the champion. Get your bones on. A Kansas woman said that her $25,000 lottery jackpot would not have happened had she not had trouble finding a parking spot. What happened was, Mary in Wichita

said that she was going to visit her mom There was no parking So she went to visit a nearby gas station Instead and wait for some parking to open up She walks in and buys a ticket She thought she won 50 bucks but she went 25,000 Not a bad No parking situation

Let me just say this I think the lottery is propagandying us Yeah they're like hey If you just Happen upon a gas station and buy a lottery ticket. I think what happens is these people go to the lottery office and the lottery people say, hey, what's your story? And the people that

have crazy stories, they feed to the news outlets. And then we see them because they are interesting, but then we go, oh, sometimes I randomly walk into a gas station and I should buy a lottery ticket. We're falling for it. Yeah, we're covering it. Yes. Dang. Whoever started working at the lottery, like, shout out, you need to raise.

Olivia Pope. The last three months, they've been one accident after another. These lottery tickets. I was looking at Instagram. I was saw Eddie's Instagram where he went to a restaurant. And Eddie's our video producer, a couple kids, goes to a restaurant, and they had you cook your own breakfast? It's become my favorite place. They give you, you order, you know, pancakes, and they give you the batter, and then you

order eggs, and they give you the raw eggs, and you put it on a griddle, and you cook it yourself. So you're sitting at a table with a griddle? Are other people on the griddle? No, it's just your family, your table. It's kind of like habachi, except you are doing the cooking. Why not just do that at home? Well, you don't have to do the prep. To clean up.

Yeah, old cleanup. All the kids were just throwing batter everywhere. But what about the gas driving out there? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I get that. But I love it. Oh, I'm down with that. Entertain the kids and have a fun breakfast.

Yeah. Listen, for me, if I go to a restaurant, I want food cooked prepared. Oh, man. Like, they're not undercooked. Because if you get some sort of meat Ebola, it's on you, man. I pictured you there, like maybe on a date or something someday. Like, how cute would that be? You're just like, oh, yeah, look at my pancakes.

I'm like, Mickey Mouse, and she's laughing. I just like to picture me on a date somewhere. Oh. It doesn't even have to be with a girl. It doesn't have to be there. Just anywhere. Aw. I went and had tapas.

Topas? Yeah. Like appetizers? Tapas. So I have a friend and she said, hey, she said, my boyfriend's not in town. Not like that's a weird thing, but she was like. But she's available. Yeah.

She's like, hey, I know I see you're in town this weekend. Let's go have some tapas. And I say, okay. It's tapas. Whatever it is. Let me tell you. They get you. Yeah, yeah, they do.

Because it's close to being the same price as an entree meal. Not all the way, but the plate's way smaller than the price. So you get like two bites and it costs $9. So you order like a la carte, right? Yeah, it's just one thing? Yeah, my husband and I love tapas night. It's expensive though, and I didn't have that much food. Yeah, restaurants like that they zeroed in on the fact that people like going out for tapas,

so they capitalize on it. Yeah, I don't like the tapas. People just like calling it tapas. I don't. Tapas tonight? Except for Bobby's like I'm going out for tapas. As you can tell, I don't go out for tapas very often. Is that a Mexican thing?

That word? I don't know. I mean, I don't know what it means, but it sounds like it is. Let's go to our real life Mexican. Yeah, the real Mexican. Mike Dee. Tapas is a word? What's it stand for?

Small plate, maybe. Let's look it up. It must mean small plate. Well, I did that. I hadn't had tapas and it was so expensive. And I left, I was still hungry. And I got home and ate food like two hours later at home. So what?

Tapas. Small Spanish dishes. So maybe not Mexican, but Spanish. Typically served with drinks at a bar, which I would say when it's tapas night, it's like you sit at a bar, have drinks. Speaking of food, we have the Willett Uber coming up at the top of the hour. So what we're going to see if it will Uber is a crock pot full of this concoction that Eddie made. What's in it, for example? It's disgusting.

So it has chicken liver blood balls, which is like used as a stink bait for catfish, boiled eggs, tuna fish, all mixed and spoiled milk. Y'all, it smells like a... With spoiled milk? Yeah, dude, it's disgusting. Dirty diaper. So I'm gonna put this in the back of an Uber and see if it'll Uber. I'm telling you, if it Uber's, this person's, they're done for the day. Wait, can we, like, not use my account for once? You have to.

No. You have to, because I'm telling you, they're going to give you a charge for the smell that you're going to leave in this car. But, Bobby, what you're going to have to do is if he Uber's it because that's super nice. You're going to have to go ahead and compensate him for what he would have made. You're not using mine. Get out. I don't. Not mine.

My Uber rating is going down from all these. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Marin Morris is officially a married woman after more than two years together. Marin and Ryan Hurd made things official in Nashville. They became husband and wife. Saturday, March 24th, beautiful ceremony, surrounded by some of their closest friends and family.

And she was wearing a vintage-made new dress inspired by her mother's original gown. and Ryan was in a royal blue tuxedo. So congrats to them. Little Big Town, they are one of the artists honoring Elton John on an upcoming tribute album, and they just released the song they performed for the album. Here's a clip of them performing Rocket Man. They're so good.

How about that? That is pretty cool. Yeah. So that album Restoration is going to be out April 6th. then on their thing on CBS, I'm still standing. A Grammy salute to Elton John is on April 10th. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bowles Show.

Yeah, Fallon and Texas. Good morning. Good morning, Bobby. Hello. What's happening with you? I am so excited to be on here. I love your show so much. I especially love Amy.

She's so sweet and kind. She is. Like a regular old sugar cube, if you ask me. Seriously. gives me a sweet tooth every time. Yeah, it gives me a cavity. Yeah. And I just, I love hearing your story about everything that she's gone through and it's just great.

I'm so excited. I've always wanted to say hi to you. Maybe say hi to her. Hi. Thanks for calling. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Where do you live in Texas, Fallon?

I live in a small town, Wichita Falls. My husband. I know, we know that. Are you kidding? Shout out. I'm going to be in Wichita Falls in like a month and a half doing stand-up comedy. I know. I don't know, but I couldn't afford a ticket.

I'll get you tickets. Will you really? Yeah, why not? Oh my gosh, I'm going to try. Will you come? Yes. It's going to be me and Danielle Bradbury and Brandon Ray. We're going to all do a big show, stand-up comedy show in Wichita Falls.

Yeah, I will totally come. Okay, then hang out. Hold on a second, okay? Okay, thank you. That's awesome. How about that? Love it. Yeah, if you want to come and you're listening, Wichita Falls, bobbybondscom.

We're in Pittsburgh. Where would I be? Oh, Albuquerque. We'll be in Albuquerque. Amy knows better than I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, thank you for that call. I was very kind of you.

We'll get you hooked up. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones. Over to Amy with the morning corny. The morning corny.

What do you call a cow with two legs? What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Two legs on one side. Yeah, he's leaning. Leaning, yeah, lean beef. Get it, a while I'm on it, you want to know what you call a cow that has no legs. Oh, come on.

Come on. Hamburger. Ground beef. Oh, yeah. There you go. That was the morning corny. Show. We're about to play Willett Uber.

Our producer ready is put together inside of a crock pot. This combination that really smells bad. But the thing is, when you walk out there, you have to tell the guy what's in it. Oh, no. There's no way. It's full transparency. You can't trick them. I guess.

You're right. So what's in the crock pot? All right. It's chicken liver blood balls. Use a stink bait usually, but now it's in this pot. Boiled eggs, tuna fish, all mixed with spoiled milk. Oh. Is it stink?

It's disgusting. My clothes still smell like it from the drive-up this morning. So, Hillary is out at the gas station right now. and we're sending this car to her. I'm gonna Uber at lunchbox. I'm ready. Oh, boy. Okay, I'm gonna hit Confirm pickup now.

Let me see how many minutes it is. I'm hitting Uber on my phone. We're gonna see if the car will take this connecting to three nearby. It's okay. We have six minutes until he gets here. Do you want to smell it first? Hey, bring it in, let Amy smell it.

Oh, I already have. I don't want to smell it. You sure? I'll throw up. I'll throw up. Yeah, Bobby, you don't want to smell it and... Hey, Morgan number two, you smelled it? I have it, no.

Okay, bring it in the... No, no, go out. No, don't bring it in. Go outside. No, you can't bring it in the studio. You can't. Yeah. By the way, there's a new bobby capsule, the Morgan number two.

Like, thousands of people listen to that. Hey, are you going by yourself? Okay. Does she know where it is? Yeah, you'll be outside. Yeah. Come back in and give me one word. Oh, she'll find it.

Just start sniffing. Morgan number two is going to smell the croc pot. Have you smelled the lunchbox? No. I'm nervous, too. They left it out in the parking garage because it smelled so bad. Oh, it's in the parking garage? Yeah, that's how bad it stinks.

Hey, did Morgan number two smell it? Bring her in here. We're playing Willett Uber. Lunchbox about to head out. How does it smell? It smells like vomit. Okay, lunchbox. Like two minutes until he gets to it?

Yeah, two minutes. All right, go out there. Take the crock pot. Call us on the hotline. We're going to see if it will Uber. Hey, lunchbox, don't get it on your clothes. Yeah. Eddie has made a concoction in a crock pot of chicken liver,

and milk and boiled eggs and and fish and the milk is spoiled the milk's old I left it out all weekend gross

so lunchbox is it now on the phone Hillary Hillary are you waiting by at the local gas station yeah I'm at the gas station okay our phone screener Hillary's at the gas station she will be awaiting this crock pot

okay there's lunchbox lunchbox is on the phone now and he's standing out in front of the radio station with the stinky crock pot seeing if the car will take it in the game we call Willett Uber. There he is. Hey Lunch. Hello. Oh my gosh. I just walked down the party rise and I can smell

it. Oh. Can you smell it through the lid? Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. This is disgusting. So the lid's on it and it's still wafting through. Oh, my. Oh, my. It's bad, y'all.

Make sure it's steaming, lunchbox. Oh, it is steaming. Oh, my gosh. goodness. Oh my God. I got to carry this? You got to give it to the Uber. It's disgusting, guys. You get to tell them, tell them, you know. Oh, man, guys.

What are you going to tell him that it is? Because it's a crop fight. Oh, my God. Like, is it dinner? Tell him your grandma's waiting out the store. Oh, my gosh, guys. And then it's a little stinky, but you need to get it over to her. It's her favorite recipe.

It's her favorite recipe. Oh, no. How far out is the guy? He is one minute. Oh, my God. He can't take it. I mean, he's going to know something's up when I got my shirt. Take it off your nose.

Dude, you got to suck it up and play it up. He's up. Suck it up. I'm good. I'm holding it straight out from my body. What are you going to tell him? I'm going to tell my grandma is waiting for her favorite recipe. And if you'll deliver it to her, it may be a little smelly, but it's so good.

And if he wants to try something, we can. Okay. We're less than a minute away. Lunchbox has the crock pot. What kind of car is it? I don't know, dude. It's coming in a Honda pilot. Yeah, that's it.

All right, I see headlights. Ken. It's got to be him. Oh, my gosh. Dude, you got to play down. you are in for a treat. There must be Christopher. Unless it's the new saying he has.

Oh, Christopher, you're in for a treat. Oh, come on, Christopher. That's our new saying. Oh, Christopher, you're in for a treat. Come on. Do you see him? I see a car with headlights and it keeps stopping at every building. It probably smells it from out there.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. I think this is it. I think this is it. Oh, come on, Honda. Pull on over.

Pull on over. pilot. Oh man. He canceled the ride. Maybe he heard the bit. Oh no. So we were doing a will at Uber and Eddie has concocted this awful crock pot full of disgusting things. We're just going to try

to Uber at downtown but I had a chance to smell it during the break. I'm calling this one early. I'm not going to let this one Uber. It will not... No, I know. The answer is no, I won't Uber. I can't let this one continue but oh, come on. The Bobby Bones Show There is a United passenger

And they said, hey, we need to kick someone off the flight. It's oversold. And nobody was getting off the flight. And they offered $1,000. They said, hey, we need someone to get off the flight. And then nobody wanted to get off the flight. So then they said, hey, we're going to kick off the lowest fare passenger, which means

the person that paid the lowest for their ticket. Like, who got the cheapest ticket? So this person started tweeting it. They go, I'm the lowest fare passenger. They are kicking me off this flight. They can't board me on the plane because there's a broken seat. These are all tweets, right? United tried to get me to sign a document that said I volunteered my seat.

I was involuntary denied boarding. Sketchy. Another tweet says, on the upside, I wasn't physically dragged off the plane and my dog wasn't killed, so I've got that going for me. Oh, wow. Then get this. The final tweet is, they really do not want to give me cash. They just offer me $10,000 in travel credit.

Yeah, that's worth it. $10,000 in travel credit. That's a lot. Yeah, that's what she got. So what did you learn? If you're ever getting kicked off a flight, tweet. Yeah. And, yeah, tag them, hashtag.

I don't know if the tweets what made it happen. But no one was going to get off the flight. Okay. Yeah. Eddie and I went to watch the Eagles this weekend. It was good. It was very moderate volume.

It's relaxing. Yeah. I think they know their audience. We thought about your kick routine, Amy, when this song was going to be. The whole time, Amy, we were doing kick. Amy said when she was in high school, her dance team had a kick routine to the song. Drill team. That's worst.

I was like, really? The song I've ever heard a kick to. I think that judges that competitions liked it because it was different. Yeah, it was different. They got to relax. Yeah. It was very moderately voice. You know, they sounded great.

There wasn't a lot happening on stage. They're older gentlemen. So we just kind of sit back, listen the music, sit on our phones, tweeted. We chatted. Yeah. About songs. You'd have to yell over stuff because, again, the volume was at a very moderate level. Yeah, yeah.

Vince Gill was great. Their harmonies were really, really tight, meaning all of them would sing and it sounds like one voice. Wow. One guy even, he broke his foot, so he was sitting down with a little cast and his foot up on the... Jill on lift. Just chill. Yeah, and the son. Yes, the son of the guy that died recently.

So he filled in. his spot. That's really special. And he was really good. So that happened. They played all the hits. Again, Vince Goel was awesome. He wore a pre-jerk jersey. Yeah, pretty much. Any notes from the show, Eddie? I was just amazed at how good they still sounded.

I mean, I've never seen them live, but they sounded just like their albums. And I listened to the Eagles music for the rest of the weekend. Oh, you did? You kept listening. All the way through. I guess I listened to it to get ready for it. And then once I ate dessert, I didn't eat me more. That's how I saw it. Yeah. But it was really good.

They played two nights in a row, sold out. Some of the tickets, I guess all the floor tickets are over $300 a piece. Wow. We didn't have to pay anything because we know the musician people. Yeah. So they were like, hey, come and you can sit in our box. So we went and sat in the box. But, yeah, it was an older, you know, crowd that had made a bunch of money seemingly.

They do that right, too, because when they get older, that means their audience is older, too. And they're probably professionals that have good jobs and stuff. You can play that. You've had a lot of time to make money. Yeah. A lot of doctors out there and lawyers. Even just older people. Yeah.

You have savings accounts, 401Ks and things like that. It was good. What about you? What'd you do? We were just hanging out this week in family stuff. We went ice skating. How'd that go? I didn't know for sure if the kids,

I made the mistake of telling them on Friday night before we were going to wake up and go on Saturday. Be careful because you're probably going to fall. And then they woke up Saturday morning all scared, not wanting to go. And I was like, Oh, no, I ruined it. But we got them out there and they put the skates on, helmets, hit the ice. We had Scott Hamilton there with us.

Name drop! Scott Hamilton, the former gold medalist, yeah? I mean, yes, I and my children and my husband, we all got ice skating lessons from a former Olympian, which was pretty amazing. But I felt like Scott was talking to me like I was four. And I was... You felt more like three. I was skating like I was probably three. My son did really good.

My daughter was all over the place. She fell like all the time, all the time. And she would just skate, ram right into you and use you as a stop thing. And then she would fall. But it was fun. But nobody got hurt? Nobody got hurt. No broken bones.

That was the goal. So I feel like, you know, it could be our thing. Maybe my son will play hockey. There's hockey people there. All kinds of people. Yeah. Your husband didn't fall? You didn't fall?

No. We didn't. I mean, but you end up like kind of like just taking steps. Like I barely moved. You know? I just kind of like stood there on the ice and. tried to skate a little bit. So I didn't get hurt now.

I was worried about you. I wanted you to come. No, I didn't want to count. I would have fallen. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America.

See the Prince Harry story where he invited three ex-girlfriends for his wedding? Yeah, I did. So Prince Harry's getting married, and he invited three of his exes. And one of them is Ellie Golding. I guess she's cool with it, meaning Megan. Markey or whatever name is. Marco. Yeah.

Or that wouldn't happen. What would you have done if your husband would invite an ex-girlfriend? That's fine. They're not... What? I...

I don't think that there's anything wrong with it. I mean, you're the prince. You're inviting, like, all of the England. Is she English? But let me say, what if the person

that you're inviting has been naked with your husband? Oh, we don't know just because they dated that they've been naked. But they're adults. What?

Come on. It's just a soon. We don't know that. Let's assume. They just hung out. Watch TV. Maybe this went up for tap us. They had a Coke with two straws.

Okay, I don't know. You have to think about that because he probably did. I'm sure. What if your husband would have said I want to bring my ex-girlfriend of many years? Oh, many years. Well, because one of these women, he's with four years or something. Yeah, I think I remember that one from the tablets. But they probably didn't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they just hung out. I guess I'm just going to be secure enough in my. relationship to be okay with it. And then maybe I'll be like, okay, fine, I guess I'll invite my ex-boyfriend. That doesn't sound like security, though, if you're doing that. Eddie, what if your wife wanted to invite

one of her ex-boyfriends? Get out. No. No. No. No. No. And I would do the same. I'd be like, no, I'm not, don't worry, I won't bring any of my exes. But no, no exes. That's the rule. I just think that out of respect, because I've never been married, I don't have any kids. Out of respect to whomever that bride would be,

I don't think I would invite any ex-girlfriends. Wow, I could see you inviting all your ex-girlfriends. I still have a great relationship with all of them. Right, you do. But out of respect to whomever I'm picking to finally, you know, create the team with. It's it. I'm going to say I'm not going to bring anybody else I've been naked with. Okay.

And that's not even girlfriends. That's even if anyone. Anyone, yeah. So let's say that whoever you're marrying wants to invite an ex-boyfriend. Have you been naked with them? Question number one. And if so. Then you're going to say, I'm sorry.

I don't think I like that. Out of respect for me. Because out of respect for me. Because out of respect for you, I'm not invited my ex-girlfriend. I mean, I don't know, I can't lie and act like I'm super secure about that. I know, it would be weird. Especially if he's like a real muscular dude, like a big tall dude. Yeah, no, I don't want him my wedding.

Yeah. So that's happening. You know what I watched was this documentary series called Wild Wild Country? Oh, I saw you tweet about it, but I have no clue what it is. It's amazing. It's from the 80s and it's about this. I don't want to run too much of it, basically a cult that buys a bunch of land in Oregon and they start.

And I can't believe I didn't know the story. And they bought like 80,000 acres. And so they basically bought 100 square miles of land. And they turn into a city, in the 80s. Oh, it's in the 80s. They turn it to a city. It's a six-part documentary. Oh.

Damn, that sounds good. That sounds real good. It's crazy because it's real and they put all the real news footage in it. It's called Wild Wild Wild Country on Netflix. Oh, I like one. So I'll watch that. Lunchbox, what did you watch? I watched Luther on Netflix.

My aunt and uncle recommended it, and it's about this guy. he's a police detective and he investigates murders and he's kind of crazy and he just takes his job so seriously and it i watched it first episode 20 minutes in i was hooked i watched like four or five episodes luther huh yeah and it's in england whatever i don't know where in england but that takes place overseas what'd you watch el chapo is that good it's on netflix so here's the deal they dub over it's in spanish and they dub over their with english so their lips don't really if you don't really focus on that? Yes, it's good. Because, I mean, it's basically... That's tough for me to not focus on that.

It's basically like Narcos, but the El Chapo version. And in the first episode, El Chapo and what's his face? Pablo. Pablo Escobar, have a little meeting. Man, El Chapo, you know, he started at the bottom. Okay, Drake. All right, really? Now he's...

Started at the bottom. Now we're here. Yeah. Like, he worked his way up to be the crazy. king of the narcotics in Mexico and I just he's a crazy man so all of us are recommending these shows you're recommending El Chapo yeah just don't always keep your eyes on the screen lunchbox recommended Luther yes for sure and I'm first you guys should watch wild wild country because everyone's gonna be talking about that I read it down so today is Kenny Chesney's 50th birthday so here's fun facts about Kenny Chesney in the past Kenny has done a murder

lottery in which everyone's name goes into a big hat and the person whose name gets pulled all the money from the merch sales that night go to that person she thinks my tractor sexy he said probably the biggest check was $300,000 that is crazy I mean how cool he puts everybody I mean that changes someone's life yeah and if I'm on the crew I'm probably going hey let's if either one of us get drawn like we hedge our bet mm-hmm like when you buy like lottery tickets as the group. Yes, because then you have two people's name in there instead of one. And do you think the other crew gets mad

when the other person wins? I don't know how you get mad if... If you had a shot at it too. A yearly tradition is the all-expenses paid trip to the Virgin Islands for everyone on his crew, plus their families. Wow. Wow. Kenny Chesney, by the way, 50 years old today. He showers up to three times a day

because he doesn't want to be sticky, germaphobe. He loves grilled cheese. He wrote a song about it named Red Wine and Grilled Cheese. He studied advertising at East Tennessee State University. And his dad, David, was an elementary school teacher and his mom was a hairstylist. Oh. So, fun facts about Kenny Chesney there.

I love all of that. I thought the merch one was really cool, though. Oh, that's, like one of the cool. I've never heard of a... Me either. Artist doing that. Here's one for you. So, you know, Budweiser is owned by the Bush family.

Yeah, Anheuser-Busch. Anheiser slash Bush. So the Bush family. So Billy Bush, not the one that was like... TV, but he's the heir to the Bush millions and billions. He's 58 years old. And so his kid was getting bullied at school, according to this newspaper, this riverfront news.

And so he goes up to the school, and apparently he got in a fight with the sixth grader himself, like the old man did. The 58-year-old? Yeah. What is wrong with him? Yeah, apparently, it says allegedly bloodied the kid's nose and pushed him against a wall before the kid's father pulled him off. Like the 58-year-old.

According to this story was beating up the 11-year-old. Man, that 11-year-old is now the heir to Bush Fortune. Oh, my goodness. Good point. I didn't even think of that. Dollar-sized, you guys, that dad was going, great job, son. I mean, I don't like bullying, but you just made us millions upon millions of dollars. That is a lawsuit. The statement says, while Mr. Bush may not have liked seeing his son receive a dose of his own medicine, him attempting to resolve his son's conflict with another 11-year-old boy is shameful.

Wow, that's from the other boy's dad. And do you have a son? Yeah. Would you ever beat up the kid that's bullying your son? Man, like I think I'd be really tempted to, but no, I think once you lay your hand on some other one, somebody's kid, that you're in trouble. Well, how about that? Good morning, everybody. Tell me something good there.

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. According to the story, that's what happened. I'm not trying to get sued by the Bush family. Give me that page again. Let me read it that's from. Yeah, yeah.

Read it. Word for word. Just to make sure here. verbatim. From the Riverfront News of St. Louis. The actual quote is Bush, the 58-year-old great-grandson of Beer Barron Adolphus Bush, allegedly bloody the kid's nose and pushed him against a wall before the boy's father pulled him off. That's it.

From the Riverfront News of St. Louis. They said it. Yeah, they said it. I'm just reporting it. So the Guinness World Records has confirmed that one shot of this most expensive alcohol in the world was bought and drank. the shot cost $14,000. Wow. Awesome.

One point four ounce and she paid $14,000. It was in a celebration. How do you say cognac? Cognac. Yeah, is that you say it? Yeah. The shot was served to this woman who works in natural gas. She paid $14,000 and had the shot.

Man, if you got it, might as well, show off everybody else. Really? Really? And there's the receipt. That's awesome. They have the Guinness World Record plaque there too. Like, do they know she was going to? to buy it? Did she call ahead? Wow. $14,000. That's a lot of money for a little shot.

Does really good wine, though, taste that much difference in really bad wine? I don't know. I'm not the right person asked. I don't have a sophisticated palette. Okay, but to you who doesn't have one, if you have really good wine, is there a difference? No. Not to me. But I don't, again, there must be something trained about certain people's pallets because they, like, my brother-in-law loves wine. I serve him. My wine. My wine. My wine. at my house or whatever, but he can tell right away. He's like, well, what is this? I'm like, okay, well, why don't you bring your own?

Did you see the Uber driver who was giving out candy, but the candy had the drug in it that knocked people out? Oh, that's not good. Yeah. No, I did not. That's what? Yeah, that's scary. They put his face up on Twitter and they screen capped it and they said, do not get in the car

with this guy. Dang. Because one of the people in the group had eaten the candy, it's like, really. hypnol or whatever that is. Oh my goodness. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I don't think you can not eat anyone's candy. Don't let one bad candy.

Because some Uber drivers have candies. They have good candy. Some of them have good candy. Yeah. So I saw that too. Man. You know what I had to do on Friday? I had to go pick up my dog's ashes.

Which is correct. Because my dog died last week. No, week before. It's all kind of been a blur. But yeah, I had to go pick up his ashes. And the girl was crying. when she handed them over. That's really hard.

Yeah, it's a hard job. What I was wondering was, does she do that for everybody? I don't know, and I wish I could tell you, but honestly, I haven't picked mine up yet. I did the same thing as you. We did ashes just like you.

And we, Josie was a few weeks before Dusty, and I haven't, we got the call, but I haven't picked them up. I can't, I don't know. I need to send my husband. I'll let you know. I'm taking all mine. And I've lived in six places in 14 years.

Okay, I was curious. What are you doing? I'm putting them in the backyard of every house we've lived. Okay, that's cool. So three places in Austin and three places in Nashville. Okay. We're doing North Carolina. Are you? Because when my husband was stationed at Fort Bragg, that's when and why we got her, like 10 years ago, because it was my first time moving because I married someone in the Air Force and was our first house,

and I was alone, and I knew nobody. And Josie was my everything. She kept me safe. She kept me, she was my friend until I made friends. but still on all the deployments, she was, that's instantly, and my husband was like, okay, I agree, that makes sense, like our North Carolina house, our very first house. I have to go tracking back, though, because, like, I can't get into one of the neighborhood. I just live behind a gate in Nashville, and I have to get clearance to get in there.

Good point. So I'm out to have somebody to let me in. And then do you tell them why? No, no, no, no. Then I have to go sneak into people's backyards and put my dog's ashes. And it's better probably to sneak in than to tell them. Yeah, they're not going to learn. It's not Miranda Lambert's song.

You know, where. The house of building. Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. But I have the apartment, because I was 23 when I got them, 22, whatever, around that point. So I have all six spots kind of mapped out. I'm going to go put the ashes in all six of them. But I have to go sneak into every one of the spots.

Is that weird? A little bit. I don't know. We still own our first home. Thank goodness. And we rent it out. I mean, it's tiny. And we've rent it because it's a military town.

It's like the best thing you can do, military people, if you're listening and you own home, you can rent it out. So I guess we won't have to. let them know. So I have to go and dump ashes in people's backyards, let them know. Yeah, just don't get caught. Yeah, but what are they going to sue me for? Yeah, nothing. You just start crying. Well, I'll let you go. When in doubt. We get it, man. Oh, Bobby, that's hard. I'm sorry. Yeah. But when in doubt, save a house and run it out. No, that's what I'm saying. Someone gave us that advice. If you're in a military town, military people are always looking to rent.

What was it? Went and out. Rent it out. There is. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have how much your Facebook password will go for on the dark web? So someone can hack,

steal our password, and sell it? Yes. How much it'll go for? $5.20. Dang. The average person, five bucks. If you try to buy 100 password, it gets pretty expensive.

Like if you're trying to really take... Yeah, but individually, I just feel like there's a little lack of respect there. My password's worth five bucks. Your Facebook line. Your Facebook line. What other passwords do they got over? Well, your entire online identity, including your banking, will go for about $1,000.

But that's like the whole kit and caboodle. That's like your Gmail password, your PayPal password, all the things. Man, I wonder what that dark web's about. Like, I keep trying to want to go over there and visit. Has anybody ever been? No. I figured Mike D. Maybe once. Mike did?

I seen screenshots. He's seen screenshots. Really? How did you get that? It's like Reddit. Yeah. Yeah. Every time I've asked someone to take me to the Dark Web, they said, you don't want to go there. Is it easy to get there? I don't know. Is it Darkweb.com?

I don't know. Try it. Type that in. What else, Amy? So there's a company that has invented a product called tanmies, which are gummy bears that make you tan. It's the first edible tanning supplement. So pretty much... That does not sound like it's a good thing for your body. Like, I even worry about spray tanning. Oh, me too. Much less a gummy bear that turns your skin dark. I try not to inhale, like, when I'm getting spray. I'm like, because I don't even know what I'm inhaling.

But I mean, these gummies I might eat. How much do they cost? $17 for a bottle. It's not bad. I don't know if like they're not FDA-approved. I don't even know if they're available in the U.S. yet. Right up my alley. All right.

What else? Do you know what year the hot dog was invented? I have no idea. I don't. I don't have any idea what year the hot dog was invented. Well, I have all the foods that sort of like changed America. Go ahead. Wouldn't you say the hot dog is like?

It's a big part of American cuisine. 1916. Take that with you to the water cooler today. Hey, Jim, fun hot dog pack for you. Yeah, tell me. What's up? 1916, the old hot dog is invented. Really?

Yeah. And then if you really want to impress them, let them know that the chocolate chip cookie was invented in 1936. Oh, you think that's something, Jim. Hey, what did you got? Hold on to your suspenders. What? The chocolate chip cookie? 1936.

Get out of here. I was, I have to admit, I was a little taken aback by table side walkomoli. Table site, hey Jim. Yeah, what's up? Get a load of this. Table side of wacamole. Love it. Was invented in 1984.

In the 80s. Have y'all ever had tablecic locamole? What is that? I don't, I know. This is where they make it right at your table. Where they come to your table and they smush the avocados right in front of your face and you eat it. It sounds dirty. It is amazing.

And then lastly, I don't know what to say about this California man that, launched a rocket trying to prove that the earth is flat. A lot of people are trying to prove the earth is flat. Now, I believe the earth is round, because I've been told my whole life the earth is around, and you can't fall off the edge. I've never seen the edge of Earth. No one's ever done that. But that being said, it seems flat when you walk on it.

You know what I mean? Well, yeah. It does. It sure does. Like, I don't even know how. Yeah, I don't know how that circle thing works. It must be such a circle. It's a big circle.

It's like such a big circle that we're still flat. Yeah. But this guy is super passionate about it because he spent like $20,000 trying to do this rocket situation thing. If you told me Earth was triangle, I probably believe it. Because how am I supposed to know? Because then people have gone to outer space and taken images of it. So you don't think it's real. I do think it's real.

But if you just think about it, if someone said to you, Amy, without seeing anything, what shape do you think the Earth is? Flat! Because you just walk on flat ground. But I don't. I believe it's around. Because I've been told that and I've been shown images. This is one big conspiracy theory. with Neil Armstrong and all these people, I'm going to be mad.

Oh, don't be too mad. Okay, thank you. Hey, Jim, get a load of this. The earth's a triangle. Really? No. Oh, boy. Take that and you're cooking back to your desk.

Okay, rude. Do you know when the ramen noodle came to town? I don't. Go ahead. When is the ramen noodle? Jim's in town. A lot later than I thought. 2004.

Oh, wow. How about that? I feel like I was eating ramen in the 90s. Back to work, boys. Show's over. Maybe that's my file. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. So sometimes on Sundays, Amy's kids will go with their dad. They call it. What are they got, Daddy Day? Daddy Day.

And you used to love it. Yeah. I was like, okay, this is amazing. I get some time. And now I'm starting to get a little jealous of Daddy Day because they look forward to it. and apparently dad's so awesome, and I don't have Mommy Day. And so I got to think of something equivalent.

I mean, so Daddy Day pretty much is right after church, they go get pizza, and then they go see a movie, and they get popcorn, and it's amazing, and they love it. And I don't have anything to do with it. They don't look forward to hanging out with me because I don't have anything amazing to offer them, like Mommy Day. Don't you hang out with them a lot more than he does? Yes, and he does it. It started one Daddy Day, started when I had some work stuff, and then, And normally I have other things going on at the time.

So it's really helpful because it makes sense. And they get out of the house or I get time. But I need a mommy day. But now you're jealous. Yes. They need to want to be. They want to, with me, it's not fun like that. And I don't give them popcorn.

So you're the enforcer of the parents. Yeah. Wow. Amy turned into the enforcer. And they feel, I mean, he's definitely like, he's the enforcer. If I have to give real credit in the enforcer department. But he does have. like these like things with them where they feel like they're getting popcorn behind mom's back

and lemonade and stuff. So he makes you not. Because mom would never give them a sugary drink. He makes you not as cool to them. Yeah. So what are you going to do? I don't know. I need ideas.

Like what can I do that's awesome that doesn't involve buttery popcorn or soda? What about something like Mommy Monday like today in an illiteration? Oh yeah. And you all go and you get massages. Wait, what? Pedicures. Spotted. Yeah.

Cucumbers under your eyes. Okay, they're not going to think that's very cool. No. Take them to get ice cream. I like the Mommy Monday thing. Yeah, ice cream's only on weekends and they have to take a day. They have to pick. Ice cream is Friday or Saturday and they can pick if they want it which day.

Bobby, you have to limit that supper. They just want it all the time. Okay, Mommy Monday, take them to get a salad. They already think that I'm the boring broccoli lady. Oh, that's your name? The boring broccoli lady. Yes, they do. And you're a lady to them.

Yes, I'm just trying to get the... Rockley, lady. Whatever. See? See? I'm not cool. I know. You got some work to do.

The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. That's a wrap for today. We played Willett Uber. And you can listen back on the podcast. We Uber to crock pot full of stinky food. Or did we? That's the question.

Oh. Also, tomorrow, Kenny Chesney will be in 8-7 Central. So, Kenny Chesney will be in studio. Otherwise, hope you. You guys had a great weekend. Anything you want to add, Amy? No, I just hope everyone has a great Monday. Start the week off strong. Own it. Mommy Monday. Go work on that today. Mommy Monday, where we do something else with a NEM.

Yeah, where you can. Monogram? Or you monogram towels on Mommy Monday, yes. Thank you very much. Tomorrow, Kenny Chesney. Appreciate you for listening. There's a new Bobbycast with Red Aiken's and also with Morgan number two. You can get to know her a little bit. Just search Bobbycast on I Heart radio or iTunes. Thank you. See tomorrow. Bobby bones. Service opens doors. And at American

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