The Bobby Bones Show - Will The Box Of Snakes Uber? + Devin Dawson In Studio + Lunchbox Delivers Book Report On Tim McGraw

Episode Date: January 29, 2018

Bobby orders an Uber to deliver snakes, Devin Dawson stops by the studio and Lunchbox shares interesting facts about Tim McGraw Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We'll talk about that. We have Bianca in Nashville right now. Hey, Bianca, good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm doing good. What's going on? What do you want to say?

I looked up a picture. of the show for the first time this morning and none of you guys look anything like when I thought your voices would match your faces. What did you think I would look like? I thought you would look somewhat like Adam Sandler.

But instead I looked like what? A lot younger. More hair. Lawn slaty loggle. Sloppy joe. Slop sloppy joe. So younger with More hair? Is that what you said?

Yeah. Thinner. Thinner. You know why? Because I don't need a lot of sloppy Joe. Slop, sloppy Joe. What about Amy? I thought Amy would look like Robin on how I met your mother.

Okay. And she ended up looking like? More like the girl from Full House. Oh, Candace Cameron. Yeah, a bit. People say that. And Carrie Russell a bit. Yeah.

From Felicity. Jayzell, I bet Giselle. Yeah, and you're Tom Brady. Yeah, yeah. I know, I don't ever say I'm Tom Brady. No, I was saying you were. No, thanks, I take it.

That's weird, guys. Bianca, thank you for calling. I appreciate you listening. Thanks for looking us up. I hope your day goes great. Appreciate you. Or, as I like to say, I appreciate you. Whenever I hear that song now,

come on at the gym, the real song, I only associate it with the show. Do you ever hear that song? Soldier Boy, crank that. Yeah. You'll recognize people doing cool things. It's ICU. There was a Labrador named Nelly, and Nellie was going to be put down because its owners could not afford the life-saving surgery.

And that happens a lot of times with dogs, whereas like the bill is this much. They say, well, we can't afford that. The dog had been suffering with a liver problem, and the new owners didn't have pet insurance, couldn't afford it. So what happened was one of the people at the hospital, St. Clement Vet, they raised $3,000 in six days from just people coming in, 20 bucks at a time, 30 bucks at a time. And they paid for Nellie to have a specialist operation. Oh, Nellie.

Just people at the clinic donate 20-30 bucks. Yeah, that's amazing. Isn't that cool? So everybody there at St. Clement Veterinary Clinic, we see you. St. Clement Veterinary Clinic. Tough one. I'd probably just call it St. Clement Vet.

Yeah, there you go. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Millie. military news, there are security fears because fitness devices are showing the locations of U.S. soldiers and also secret military bases. This may lead to rules that don't allow military to wear fitness trackers in the future.

In weather news, 50s and 60s for most of the country, snow moves in tomorrow for the Northeast, so watch out for that. And finally, congrats to Chris Stapleton. He cleaned up at the Grammys. He won Best Country Song, Best Country Album, and Best Country Solo Performance. Yeah, the Bobby Bones show Alicia Zon in Naples, Florida Hey Alicia

Hi, buddy, how are you? I'm really good, good morning to you. I'm good morning What can I help you with? I'm just hearing this morning or time I turned on a radio just morning for the first time and a couple days on the way to work I usually listen to you guys every morning

and the second I turn my radio out and I heard 80's laughter come over after her being gone like I was last week after she got the kids and it literally really was my entire morning Yeah, me too. Your phone's cutting out a bit, but I think I can decipher that you're also happy that Amy's back, as am I, and as is lunch. So pumped. So pumped. So pumped. So you're saying you liked it when you had a bigger role.

Yeah. Do you think the ratings will reflect when you had a bigger role? Let's just say, when they come in, you're going to notice an uptick in everybody enjoying the show. Now it's going to peter off a little bit. No offense to Amy. No offense to Amy. Yeah, no offense. Stats don't lie. Stats don't lie.

Right, right, right. Alicia, thank you. I appreciate you. You're! How do you sleep through the night lunchbox? All the way through? Do you wake up a little bit? No, I have to get up to go to the bathroom a couple times.

I was reading the story about how when you get older, the things that keep you awake at night. Number one, do you need to pee? Yeah. Oh. And we're all there. I just drank so much water. I probably drink, there's 16 ounce in a bottle. I refill the bottle a couple times.

I use a couple bottles, though. I probably drink six, 16 ounces. water a day. Yeah, you're doing good on the hydration then. But here's the thing about water. It goes in. It's got to come out. Yeah. That's awful. And you always feel like someone's pressing against it. I always have to pee. It's like I'm pregnant. Yeah. I might be pregnant. Look into that. Do you wake up in the night? Yes, pee. You need to pee is number one. Number two, you're overheating. Now, back to lunch box.

I do that too. Every night. Not every night. It used to be every night, but now it's maybe... You took a pill for that. Yeah, I took a pill for nine months. So you, but you break out in this huge sweat? Yeah, a couple times a week. That's why you and your wife don't show the covers. We have, sleep and less. We have different sheets because she likes a big comforter. I have a little blanket and I still sweat sometimes. Late night social media is at three.

Late night alcohol is at four. Does anyone have a glass of wine late? Yeah, right before I go to bed, I'll have a beer. You will? Yeah, not every day, but like twice a week probably. And what's the reason? Just, you know, wind down. Kids are in bed.

Like, let's just talk, me and the wife and drink a beer. And stress is five. So those are the top reasons we're waking up in the middle of the night. Okay. What's your P? At least twice. A night? Twice a night.

Wow. I wake up and look at the phone all the time for time. Bobby's his social media. I never get on social media all night. Oh, really? I just look and see what time it is. I thought if you check the time, you're like, can't help it. You're like, yeah, well, I'm at it.

I'm going to check social. No, I don't do that, but I do have my note app on the front of my phone. So if I get like an idea, I write it in the note app on my phone. Yeah. 90% of the ideas are terrible. Because you dream, like, good ideas. No, I dream. a lot of ideas and like 10% of them are good.

But that's what it is. You just don't think you're fully like going asleep. Your mind's still working. You're not dreaming them. You're just like, I'm still working, but I'm trying to sleep. I'm still working. We can't help that. Our minds are always working.

Yeah, yeah. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Time for your positivity. We're happy to bring it to you. It's Bobby. It's Amy. It's Lunchbox.

And good news time. Going over to the man right now. Lunchbox. Give me that good news. Logan is 11 years old. He's sitting in the school. cafeteria, cutting it up with his boy, laughing and joking. All of a sudden, one of his buddies starts choking.

He's like, oh, he's playing around. Starts turning red in the face, and Logan's like, oh, no, jumps up, goes, ugh, ugh, gives him the Heimlich maneuver. Dude spits out his food, and Logan told the news, hey, my parents are first responders. I learned how to do that at six. That's cool. He's like, that's nothing. Zane.

That's awesome. A waiter who waited on a group of 13-year-olds. First of all, was his point, and he got a group of 13-year-olds. It doesn't say it in the article. But as a waiter, you know he was. And then they left him a terrible tip. And he's like, ah, it stinks. I spent a lot of time and they were rough.

But then they sent a note back. So they left him a $3.28 tip. They were new to the dining out as adults thing. And so they ended up going home, figured it out, sent a letter thanking him for the best service, and they included 20% more inside the letter. Love it. Which is cool. Which is cool.

I do like that story. Amy, what do you have? So Oregon 5th graders chose anti-bullying crusader to be their first ever kid governor of the entire state. It's something that Oregon is doing to teach kids about government and how it works and how to stand up for what they believe in. And they're having this program, the kid governor program, where every year a kid is going to get elected as governor, kid governor of the state. So it's pretty cool. His name's Dom. He's only 11 years old.

Is this last name Parangong? No. No. Parignon. No. But he ran on a three-point plan to combat bullying. That's good. And he laid out his agenda.

I like that. It's pretty cool. Dom is a kid. I don't have a man a lot of Dom. I don't know much about drinking. Oh, somebody gave us for getting the kids a bottle of Dom. I've never had one before. Are you serious?

Dom Jr.? For the kids? No, no. No, for us to celebrate as being parents now and they gave us a bottle of Dom. Yeah. I don't know when the popp is. Our friend, Megan, Borgman. Shout out.

Good Megan. Oh, she's not even rich. That's a good friend. She's a good friend. If somebody not rich gives you dumb, that's a big deal. If somebody rich, you're like, that's what I expected. Yeah. Ryan and Clarksville, good morning, buddy.

Good morning. How are you doing, Bobby? I'm good. I mean, it's that early morning. What are you doing right now? I'm currently driving to a job at. Oh, man. How's that going?

So far, so good. I feel like you have a voice changeer on, like, the FBI. Your voice is so deep, Ryan, that, like, you've committed a crime when you're hiding. But you're just that manly, huh? I do have a very low voice I can comment on it all the time How big old boy are you? I'm 6-4, about 240.

That sounds about right. That's what a 6-4-240 voice sounds like. So what's this job about, Ryan, you're going for today? It's a district management position for Hertz rental car. Yeah. You feel pretty good about it or no? I'm feeling pretty good about it. I meet with the GM today, so hopefully.

Yeah, so, well, I'm sure you have a plan of action. I'd like to offer you a couple tips on interviews if you'd like to hear them. I would love to hear them. If you go in and you ask questions and you kind of take control of the interview a bit, let him get a few out. But you start asking questions one after the other,

at least three in a row. He'll feel like, whoa, this dude's so prepared that he's already asking how he can make things better. Instead of him wondering if you're going to make things better, which I interview people all the time. And it's, I ask question, ask question, and I go, I wonder if their answers are real. When they start asking me questions,

I'm like, whoa, they want to fix things. Like, I enjoy that as an interviewer when people put it back on me. So if you have a couple questions, you can ask about the job, holy cow, does it make a difference? Does that make sense? I got a lot of questions. Good. Good, good, good. And then you got to keep the heart rate low.

I have a song for that. Are you familiar with the song? It is. So I'm going to play a little bit for you here. This is Seven Nation Army from White Stripes. You play this. And you're somehow able to get pumped up while also bringing the heart rate down. never perform at max level if your heart rate's up.

And it's hard if you're nervous, you're feeling your neck, you feel it in your head, your hands, your arms. Yeah, you get the heart rate low. It doesn't matter if you're speaking somewhere, you have a job interview. That's it. Dude, good luck. I hope you feel good about it because you go in feeling comfortable, you perform better, you know what I mean?

Exactly. So I feel pretty comfortable, so everything should go pretty smoothly today. Well, cool. Will you give us a call back after it happens and, you know, let us know? I will. I think your show might be off by the time I get out. No, let me know. Call us back, you know, a couple days, whenever they offer you the job. All right, we'll do. All right, buddy. Well, good luck to you, my friend. Thank you.

All right, see you later. There you go. There it is. Still the jam, right? Oh, of course. Yeah. I have to figure out a new song to walk out to for my stand-up act. This used to be the song to walk out to. That new act, new song. Yeah, I just knew you want things to be new. New Year, new you.

Well, I don't do, nor do I do the shoulder shimmy you're doing as you say that. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up to day. This story comes us from Fort Myers, Florida. A man had a $600 winning lottery ticket, walked into a convenience store, handed it to the cashier, and said, oh, yeah, I'd like to cash this. She scans in and she goes, yeah, you won five bucks. So she hands them $5.

Oldham problem is an undercover cop because she tried to steal the winning ticket. Oh, wow. Wow. They had gotten complaints that she was doing this to other customers so they sent an undercover agent with a winning lottery ticket, $600, and she said, oh yeah, you only won $5. Oh, my goodness.

That's crazy. You know, she was like, oh. That's crazy, lunch. Oh, man, I'm Lunchboxx. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bonds On the Bobby Bones show now Devin Dawson

This guy over here Devin's here everybody Good good You good You're good? You're good coming down From the album week Yeah it's been a long

It's been a long week It's weird because Now that the album The full album's out Like the difference from before And after I can Visibly I can feel the difference

And just the energy of the world As hippy as that sounds You know but Very hippie by the way Yeah yeah very hippie My mom in She got that info. Your mom a hippie?

She grew up in San Francisco, dude. She did things that I can't even talk about on the air. Oh, wow. Sorry, that got darker. Yeah, I did. Not the way you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Devin Dawson is here, and we'll talk a little more, but let's play the single.

Cool. I mean, this song's been the jam for a while, and where is it on the chart? Is it the Top Ten song at this point? Depending on what chart you look at, it's top ten. So I like to call it top ten. Yeah. Devin was on the verge artist for us. You know the song when he plays it.

You played this song, like, the day. it came out. I love this song. I do. So I bet I've never heard you play it live. Well, so here we go. Devin Dawson here, everybody. All on me.

Here we go. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore, but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision,

but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listen to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Devin came up, we did a bobbycast six months or so ago

and there's a lot in that. It's been six months already. There's a lot about him spitting on people. They wanted it. It's a whole thing. You have to listen to that. Between that and what I said about my mom earlier, people were going to be like,

what is going on here? So search for that bobby cast because it is Devin's life. But I want to tell you this is that I was listening to the record, obviously, and what I thought was really cool is I'm just going to play the first part of DIP. I loved how you're walking in.

I was like, okay, this is going to be a different kind of record from when I heard it. Just listen to this, right? This is how the record starts. You know, if you download it or you're streaming it, you hit track one. This is it. What's up, Dom. And it goes in a song one.

Isn't that cool? That's awesome. So did you have to practice the sniffle, the keys dangling, and the little cough, or is it all organic? What's that from? Why was that from? Okay, so the song is about, like, leaving the party because your girl just looks too damn good, you know? And so we wanted to do something like you're just walking up to the party and maybe you meet the girl there or whatever. You put your own truth into it, you know?

but I just put my iPhone on my pocket, drove around the block. They opened the windows in the studio and blasted the track, so the closer I get, you hear it more and first try. Like, I don't know. I think it was just like August

and I was just like sniffling or something. I wish I could tell you there was some genius to it, man, but there was no. I mean, I can know how to calculate it. Diff. You went to getting gone, girl I'm catching on

because baby I've been reading your lips. So let's take a walk and give them all the give him all the privilege. It's cool, man. Devin Dawson is here. He's got an album called Dark Horse. I'm not going to play another song. Oh, okay.

Like, I see in your eyeballs. No, I would love to, seriously. You sure? I'm up for the challenge. I'm not going to say it's perfect, but imperfection is perfect sometimes. Imperfection is rock and roll. That's right.

If you want it, I'll play whatever you want. Why don't you just come back another time? I've been waiting for a long time to come in. All right. Then I want to hear symptoms then. This game right. And this was out, I heard this before the whole record. This was one of the tracks that came out early.

So I've been sitting on this one. So he's like, play one more. Sing the hardest song. I've been sitting on this way. That's right. Just as long as you guys know that this is going to be the acoustic version. So here we go. Here's symptoms.

Devin Dawson. That is that. Man. Made it through. If I was a girl and I was watching your show. I'm not even girl. I'm watching the show and I'm like, maybe. You know what I mean?

All right. Thanks, Dan. The Bobby Bone Show. So this baby gets sent to the doctor. The doctor's, we can't find why she's coughing. You know, is it the flu? is it the croup as my grandma used to call it?

Yeah. They cannot figure it out. So then they go into the lungs and they found a tiny LED light. Oh no. Because it went into her throat and then her lungs while she was playing with a toy mobile phone.

Oh my goodness. The x-ray revealed a foreign body in the right bronchial. She was given antibiotics and steroids because it had caused an infection and then they pulled it out. Gary. Wow. And it wasn't even a real phone because you go, I can't get my baby a real phone. Right. If I give my baby a real phone, then you make calls. Next to New York, I got 900 charges to

baby 900. But yeah, I thought that was pretty wild. And they found it then. I mean, sometimes there's people are like 30 years old and they go to the doctor and they're like, what's this? And it's from something they were playing with as a kid. I still am convinced to have a whole connect four set somewhere down into my kidneys. All the little. And I think there's a four in a road too. I think I won and swallowed them. Let's play Never Gonna Get it. Almost 50% of people say they will stay at a job they hate

because of this. Half the people say they're staying in a job they hate because of this. Who wants to spoil it? If you think you know it, I know it. I know it. You do? Oh yeah. Eddie spoil it? For sure, it's the hours.

Oh, because they enjoy the hours. Oh, they hate the hours. Wait, what? Listen to the question again. Oh, boy. Almost 50% of people said they will stay at a job that they hate because of this. Scratch it. I'm not spoiling it. Oh, you're pulling your answer back. I have the hours.

Oh. Wait, what is wrong? Okay, let me just. The hours. Show me the hours. No. It's okay. Our phone number.

Well, because let's say you work noon to 8 p.m. and you like those hours. So you stay even though you don't like the job. Not our hours. I'm just singing our hours. No, ours are terrible. Our phone number is 8,7. 77, Bobby, never going to get it.

As you're calling, I will say that if you're in Pittsburgh or Tampa, I'll be coming to you soon on my stand-up tour. Love to see you. Go to Bobby Bonescom. Pittsburgh and Tampa would love to see you. We'll come back, get an answer for this. And not only that,

lunchbox had to have an awkward call with his mother-in-law. Oh, great. We're going to get to that. Remember he's going to call her now once a month? Oh, yeah. And he's like, I don't even know her. I don't even lock her.

Well, this would be good. You need to get to know her. Right. That was what she wanted for her birthday is for me to call once a week. Oh, a week. Once a week. Oh, I thought it was a month. So he had to call her.

That's a whole awkward thing. Okay, hold on. I missed this part. And it was her idea? Oh, so you don't even know. You were gone. No, I thought that maybe you assigned him once a month to call her. For her birthday, she requested of him her son-in-law to call her once a week and just have a conversation.

Okay. Yeah. So, Astor is never going to get it We're also going to get to that Okay, cool Bobby Bones 50% of people say They will stay at a job they hate

Even though They hate it They're going to stay And you're like, I hate it But I'm going to stay because I hate it Okay Brett in Ohio Hey, good morning guys

How you doing? What up, buddy? Take a shot at it. What do you think it is? I'm going to say it's the benefits Like the health insurance I think that's an excellent guess And I would say more people than that

Stay because of benefits But that is not it Brett, I'm sorry I appreciate you though buddy See you guys All right see you bye Thank you very much for listening Amy

Convenience Meaning Meaning like you don't have to go very far to get there What? Yes Close to home is the answer Wow I didn't even think of that Amy Walk off home run

Go home Amy Go see those kids Just go home. Okay. Oh, look at that. That's a guess I had all along, so good thing I didn't spoil it. The Bobby Bones Show. I watched every bit of the Grammys last night.

I only muted it like three times. That's pretty good for three and a half hours. It's really good. They do one. By the way, the Grammys last night were kind of garbage. I mean, any talk I hear of it, you know, off air, it's pretty like, oh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad. There were a few really cool moments. But it's just...

Yeah. I'm normal American. I don't want the political stuff. I don't need that. It's just all the time everywhere. So I don't want it there. I just want to watch a TV show without people lecturing me about politics.

Yeah. And I get it. All the actors want to scream. Political. But, come on. Let me just watch a TV show. But I thought I thought

Kendrick Lamar's performance at the beginning was awesome. And then I went into bed I watched the whole thing Listen I thought Elton John and Miley Sarvich was cool So cool

Because it was tiny dancer And I enjoyed He did an old song Instead of like you two Who did a song And they wrote yesterday And I'm like you're you too Play something we already know

Yeah you have so many hits Here's Elton and Miley She looked great Because she was very classy That old Miley where she's just nuts I think's gone for the most part Yeah I agree

It was really good I thought that Kesha thing was really good with all the other female artists. I did enjoy that and think it was quite powerful. I'm going to tell you what kind of irritated me was when Brothers Osborne, Merrim Morris, and Eric Church, they were singing for the victims of a Las Vegas shooting.

Right. And the audio was messed up from somebody in the control room. First of all, you hear it go on and someone's like, hey, go get a mic too, turn up, please. Yeah, I'm going to pick it. I'm like, oh my goodness, this is the moment. It's a very sad, but we're paying. tribute. It's like,

Hey, Jimmy, can we get some that level seven up there? And I'm like, oh my goodness, what's happening? And then Marin starts singing and you can't really hear her

you hear her through the house. I was so irritated at it. And it finally caught on at the end a bit. I thought it was a great song choice. Tears in Heaven. Eric Clapton. Time can break your heart.

Have you beg please. So, I thought, they ruined what would have been a really amazing performance because there was no auto tune, no flashy lights. It was, it was really nice, but they just mess it up. They mess up.

Did anyone else hear the audio part? Oh, yeah. And instead of going, oh, wow, this is a real emotional thing, you're going, fix the screen! I couldn't even hear what Marin was saying during the talking part. Yeah, no, you, because her microphone wasn't on. So, yeah, you're right. It was like, if it's time to the show and I turn my mic down, like, hey, Roy! Yeah.

Yeah. No one would like that. Hey, welcome to the show. Yeah, everybody would be like, can't hear you. Right. Yeah, that irritated me a bit. I thought Little Big Town, fantastic. Crushed it.

Early, they did Better Man. I will say my favorite part of that performance when they play that song is Jimmy and Phillips singing the background vocals going, I just wish you were a better man. I laugh every time they play that song because they get into it. Yeah. Because Karen and Kimberly are up there. I just wish you were a better. And they're like, I just wish you were a better man.

I got to say, I giggle a bit. Yeah, a little giggle out of the eye. And they won a Grammy for country duo, group performance. Overall, I did not think the Grammy's were that good. It was a bunch of celebration. And as I get older, because I'm up into my olden years. Now I'm 37, so all the kids. But it's just a big old congratulatory.

Let's all just celebrate each other. It's just not real to us. And I'm a music guy. Yeah, wow. I did think Logic was fantastic at the end. I didn't know Logic looked like that. Oh, he's a nerd. Yeah, didn't know that.

Total nerd. Yeah. I picture him be some tough dude, tough rapper. No, super smart, total nerd. Wow. I thought his performance because he has that number 800 mix a lot. And so, I don't even know the number. I don't know whatever the number is.

But it's a suicide prevention hotline. But the name of the song is 1-800. whatever the number is. And I thought he was great. And I thought he gave a great message. So there were parts of it that were good. There were parts that were just dreadful, though. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Bruno Mars, Kynjelik Marr, and Chris Stapleton got the most wins last night. Chris Stapleton, he took home three of the country categories. Yes, Chris Appleton's the king of country music. And then Little Big Town, Dick Home Award 2 for Best Country Duo Group. performance. And then I want to talk about the swag bags because those are always interesting to me. This one was valued at $20,000. And wait, Bobby, tell me, do they have to pay taxes on this? Absolutely. And it's why some people don't take them because even though some of the stuff's expensive,

it's not worth anything. So they walk by and they're like, no, thank you, I'm good. They're like, no, no, take a bag. No, thank you. No, they just don't go to the bag room. Okay, so you have a, it's not awkward. You get a gift certificate for a week's worth of spa services worth almost $9,000. That's a good one. What else? Private mixology classes for $5,000, which is where... If I'm rich, I want to make-of-my drinks. I'm not trying to go bartending class. Okay, but if you're entertaining, you could impress people with your drinks.

If I'm entertaining and I'm rich, I'm impressing them with my people coming to be a bartender. What else? $1,900 worth of dental services. Wow, that's cool. So it's like two teeth. Or one gold one. I don't know. And...

It's a lot of dental floss. Yeah. It also included that super cool Wi-Fi pet feeder, which allows owners to watch, speak, and feed their animals in real time when they're not home. And that's worth $300. It obviously had tons of other stuff in the swag bag, too, but those are the highlights. I wasn't that high. I don't want to be a bartender. No, who cares about that?

I don't want to have a couple extra gingivitis tools. Oh, I forgot one more thing. No root canal. You can take a media training class to improve your telepromp. skills for $500. It's the worst strikeback ever. For the most money. Yeah, it's like one of those you buy from the Boy Scouts.

It's like, this value of $20,000 and everything's a nickel off. Exactly. Okay, I made me that's your 30 seconds getting. Thank you for that. Air Force One's new refrigerators will cost taxpayers $24 million. Now, I don't think this is that big of a story. The reason it seems big is because you go, refrigerators, $24 million? dollars and that's a lot

but it's not just two refrigerators because all I was thinking was 24 million bucks this thing better make sonic ice yeah the little the best ice so it's normal for something this big because they're too humongous

refrigerates the whole thousands of meals and then of course they're on with the president so they have to be bulletproof and a bomb shelter apparently all this stuff is but it's just It's just standard industry technology for something this big. They have the unique capacity to provide about 70 cubic feet of cold storage.

Crews will not have to restock for extended periods of time. The units currently in place came with the plane in 1990, and they were presented to the Air Force by Boeing. They just had to be replaced. Yes, $12 million for a single refrigerator is a lot. Yes. But I do think it's much ado about just something. And I think it's time for upgrade in 1990.

Yeah, 1990s a long time with old refrigerators. The other refrigerators were millions of dollars, too, just not this many millions. Because I think this one has one of those copied kyrigs in it. Oh, you'd have that in Kyrig. So, 3,000 meals, that's not a refrigerator. That's a walk-in, like, meat locker. Yeah, that's like industrial size. It's like when they got trapped in the Brady Bunch inside of that.

That's what that is. So. I didn't see that one. I don't know that episode. It's a lot. Yes. It's a whole lot. But I think sometimes people just go, let's make a story out of anything political.

Yeah, because that headline is definitely deceiving. No, no, no, no, no, still 24 million. But you think to yourself as one of those college refrigerators. Like, 24 million dollars? A little one. Yeah. For a tiny airplane. Yes, yes.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. We're going to play Will at Uber. So what we have are two garden snakes. Oh, my goodness. By the way, by the way, well, hard a fly.

Maybe literally a fly, but not a human. Two garden snakes, we're going to put them in a box, and we're going to give them to the Uber driver and say, hey, would you mind taking these snakes on down to X address? I love it. Are you going to, so you're going to tell them that they're snakes. You have to. You have to tell us that's the whole point.

Okay. Hey, excuse me, Mr. Uber. I haven't ordered the Uber yet. Mr. Uber driver. We have a box, just two garden snakes. Don't worry about it. If you wouldn't mind taking them down to this address. Now, the question is, is Bay at home. Hey, Ray.

No chance. No chance what? You're at the gym. Oh, okay. So what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to send Eddie somewhere to accept the snakes. Okay. All right. I'll pick them up.

Yeah, so. That's funny. What, we have to. Yeah, I get it. Because otherwise the Uber drivers drive around with snakes. But nowhere to go. All right, you tell me where to go The Bobby Bones show

Bobby Bones Okay, I'm ordering an Uber Lunchbox I'm going to send you an Uber Uber black Ooh, yeah, yeah You gotta treat them nicely So we have this box

And two tiny garden snakes in there Here, confirm pick up We're gonna play Will at Uber The box is totally wrapped And you want to put in the back seat Lunchbox Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna put it up With the driver

There you go Buckle it He is at this point three minutes away. Oh, so if you go out there quickly, we may be able to get them on the air before we have to go to commercial. All right, all right.

So, as you can see, it's a big box. These garden snakes are probably a foot, maybe smaller, just two. And so lunch is going to go outside, meet the Uber driver, and see if it will Uber. But you have to tell them. He has to tell them. Yeah, that they're snakes.

Yeah, and Eddie's going to accept them. Hi, Eddie. Hey, what's up? Okay, we're sending the Uber driver to, you, so be watching for them, okay? Okay, do you know where I am? Yeah, you're at the stage. I send you my location, and I'll be waiting there for my snakes.

What's the storyline? You don't have to have one. You're just accepting a box. Yeah, I'd be like, thank you. Okay, I didn't know if you wanted me to tell them I was a snake charm or something. Okay. Yeah, you can always go a little too deep in the story. Okay.

All you're doing is accepting the box, okay? Okay, okay. Stay on home. Or you should be like, mm, thanks, dinner. No, no, no. It may not even Uber Okay, so Lunchbox is getting on the line He's walking outside right now

Okay, Eddie, standby We have a bit called Will at Uber We realize that they will Uber anything Hey, Lunchbox, you there? Yeah, I'm here. What does the time say right now? Well, I don't know because your phone locked

And it doesn't recognize my face Why'd you let the lock? Oh, that's face recognition. Hold on, let me give the password to Do you know the password? Mike Dio knows how much. My phone. Lunchbox is trying to look at it

with his eyeballs. It's not recognizing my face. iPhone. Trust me. It's me lunchbox. I know, Bobby. He gave me permission. Hello.

Look at my face. I'm his friend. Mike D's walking out to you. We're going to play... Oh, he's running out here. You can't just give it to me over the air? No, I'm not giving it to you over the air. You can always change it, you, weirdo.

I'm not changing. it because then I will remember it. All right, here we go. How far away is the Uber Black, by the way? We upscaled it. Uber's just an app where they send a car to you and you can usually take a ride. They're not supposed to transport things,

I don't think, but they have been lately. We're going to see if I'll transfer it. Yeah, it says it is three minutes away. What in the world? Still three minutes? Yeah, three minutes away. Like when we ordered it, and I was still three minutes away.

Oh, my. I know what way he's going. Should we come back to you? Yeah, well, he's, he's, seems to be moving pretty fast. I don't know how long you want to wait. What's it say now? Three minutes.

No, two minutes. Two minutes. Okay, we can wait. It's moving pretty fast. Same amount of time. It's moving no minutes. It moved a minute. Oh, no.

Well, now he's already, oh, now he's turning around going another direction. No, he turned, okay, he's coming. One minute away. One minute, folks. Okay. Now, just tell them, say, hey, I just got these two snakes I need to get down. Down to this place.

Would you mind transport them? I'm going to tell him my son needs him for a project. Okay. You can always go one level deep on stories. Like, why? Just say, I got these two snakes. I need to get downtown. Can I just put them with you?

Oh, here we go. Less than a minute away. He's about to turn right onto our street. Trust me. It's safe. Do all that. Okay, I will. I don't care what story you do.

He should be pulling up. the stop sign I should be able to see the front of his call I see it I see it we're gonna play Willett Uber we have a box with two small garden snakes in it we're gonna see if the Uber driver we'll take it from destination A to B all right here he comes he's pulling up he's pulling up

here we go ready there we go yeah it's like a it's like a a oh or something woo it's nice man it was a suburban black do I told you here we go let's just talking to I'm talking to it

I'm talking to it I'm doing great man look Alright look Alright look Don't worry Don't look in the box It's just a couple small snakes I have to get them downtown

Because my son has a project In school And he left them in my car So if you can just take these snakes Downtown His uncle's gonna meet you out there All right cool Just snakes

So if you hear I'm going Don't worry They're really safe All right thank you man Like you He's not there yet Okay Stand by

Eddie I'm here I'm here It's gonna take a few minutes To get to you We think they're gonna get to you though Okay Okay

Hey whenever you get the box Be like Oh man one's missing Oh no Hold on Hold on Eddie We watch it for the Uber black

Okay Okay Okay okay We're checking in with Eddie right now We're playing Willett Uber Eddie Okay he's pulling up He's pulling up right now

Okay there's a box of snakes It's a nice Suburban Yeah it's a black black car right Yeah very nice How you doing, my man? Yeah, what's up?

You good? So I got snakes. Are they here? Are they good? Did you take care of them? Say one's missing when you get the box. Here we are. Man, thank you so much.

You're such a lifesaver. Oh, hold on. Uh-oh. Hey, there's, there was supposed to be two in here. There's only one. Oh, shoot. There's only one in here. So there's a hole in the box.

No, man. There's a hole in here. Uh You mind if I check the car? Hey, can you hold this for me? There's only one in here. Uh-oh, here hold it, hold it, hold it. Oh, man, did you hear anything?

Did it open up or anything? Oh, no, there's only, here I'm in the back seat right now looking. I can't find anything. Take the front. Say, ask him look under his seat. Hey, what about, oh, hey, man, can you, could you look under your seat? I think I see something down there. Yeah, right here.

Underneath. No, no, no, no, that's not a snake. That's not a snake. Never mind. They're both in the box. We're good. No. Hey, hey, can you make sure they're both in there? Oh, they're both in there. They're good. We're good, man.

Thank you so much. Did I scare you? I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Hey, thank you so much. You're a lifesaver. My brother thanks you so much, man. Hey, thanks for doing that. You're a gentleman. Thank you so much. Have a good one. Good, Eddie.

Has anyone ever done this before? Wow. Thank you, man. Thank you. I'm going to tip you good on there. Okay. No, I have to have them good. Thanks, Eddie. All right. Eddie did it Uber?

In Uber! Dang. All right. Uber snakes. The Uber snakes. Went over to Amy's house Friday night? Yeah, Friday. It's funny because, I mean, your kids, they're just all over the place.

It's Friday. They've been in school all week. Oh. So I go over and you're done. had one with one of our other friends to the store. And why didn't you want to send both kids with her? Because there would be a lot for her to take them both to the store. Because they would want everything and they'd be asking.

I don't want to put her in that position. That's just not fair to her. So I took Amy's son in my car and we went driving around town. Just going fast. Not too fast because I don't drive fast, but still enough to make them go. Yeah. So we went driving for a bit while Amy got the house ready. And we came back and Amy made him dinner,

which consisted of two personal pizzas. Yes. It was their Friday night completed their first week of school, movie night, pizza dinner. They love pizza. So I have to limit it to like, once a week if I can. There was a lot happening, though, between us being over there and they didn't want to eat. It's wanted to goof around. No, they would not settle down. And at one point, Amy said to them, if you don't eat your pizza, you will not get popcorn or candy. And I was thinking, that's the greatest offer ever. Like, you must eat your pizza to get popcorn and candy. I know. When that came out of my mouth, I was thinking, who am I right now? But whatever, it worked.

They ate most of their pizza, and they still got popcorn and candy. We hung out. And there are all these songs that Amy's kids know. For example, this is Let It Go, but in French. Yes. They know it in the English version, but around the house, they'll mostly sing it in French. Because their first language is Creole. Right.

Yeah. So they sing this version? Yes. My daughter, Belton. It's so cute. In French? Yes. Do you watch that movie in French?

No. Okay. What's this one here? Oh, it's frozen for English. Okay, so they know Annie? Yeah, the 2014 version of tomorrow. Do they both sing this song? Yes, they both love it.

They love the whole Annie soundtrack. This is probably just the most famous one. But that soundtrack, we listen to morning, night, car. Or they just start singing it, and it's so cute. Did you watch Sing with them? I still want to. Oh, but you haven't yet. No, but they have all the previews down,

and this is a song from the previews that they sing all the time. That's in Sing? Yeah. What's my name? What's my name? Do you know this one? Say it louder. What's my name?

What's this from? From some Disney movie called Descendants 2. I've never seen it, but my daughter's seen it a ton. this is her favorite song. Sometimes if she's in a bad mood or something, I'll just pick up my phone and put on, what's my name? Tell them who's in charge so they don't forget.

What's my name? What's my name? Say you love. Yeah, Amy's music tastes are totally different from three months ago. Yeah. That's all kids' songs. I still don't even know what descendants

too is, but this song is her jam. What's my name? What's my name? If 10 means you're super close and one means you don't even know them. Where are you? Three? Three? It's not that bad.

So you don't know your mother-in-law at all. No. Like, my father-in-law will text me during sporting games every once in a while, but my mother-in-law, the only time I see it is the holidays or we're visiting. A sporting game. I always enjoy a good sporting game. I've been sporting events, whatever. Yeah, the old sporting games. Ye old 17. All those sports. So for your mother-in-law's birthday, she says to you what,

I would like you to call me once a week. just to chat. That's nice because she wants to get to know her son-in-law better. Right, everyone? That's pretty a good thing. Totally. Yeah. Awkward.

So you called her for the first time. I bit the bullet up. I said, if she wants this to her birthday, I'm going to try to be the bigger person and do this. The bigger person. There's not a fight here. I understand that. She's just requested that she get to know her son-in-law better. Okay.

Well, I found it awkward, but I swallowed my pride and said, okay, I'll do it. Again, you're just using terms to make no sense here. Why would you have Brian? I'm trying to swallow. Okay, I swallowed the awkwardness. Okay, let's just stop with it. Just go ahead and tell the story. So I sat there, stared at my phone and said, I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do this. Hands shaking, sweaty. I call her. Goes to voicemail. She doesn't answer. So I just. Do you leave your voice in mind? I said, hey, there's your son-in-law just trying to come clean or come through.

Come clean. Come through on that. Dude, just talk like a human, please. I am. For the sake of all of our listeners and all of us in the room. I am trying to tell you what I said. I wanted to say I'm coming through on that birthday wish. This is call number one, week number one.

Hope you're doing okay. Talk to you later. Bye. See you a week, dude. You're good, right? He doesn't have to call back. Well, she could call back. She could call back.

Are you going to answer? I may be busy at that point. Yeah, yeah. But I did. I reached out. Good on you. Good for coming clean. Good for swallowing your pride.

Police are looking for a suspect who stole an 18. out of a mall, can you imagine that Cajon you got to have to try to steal an ATM out of a mall? Probably. The call came about the missing ATM. They saw someone walk out of the mall with the ATM. How do you do that? The ATM is five feet tall, weighs 500 pounds. I would

look for some of a big muscles. Yeah. And a dolly. And like a dolly. You need some kind of dolly for that. Hackers are making ATM to spit out cash. Awesome. So they're calling it jackpotting. They're using skimmy.

Deming devices to steal debit card information and jackpotting. It's a mirror and they match it and then all of a sudden starts spending out money. They say they dress up like ATM maintenance people too. That's great. That is great. It's not great. It's not. It's stealing money.

No, no, no. The bank gives it back to you because their ATM malfunctioned. You're stealing from the bank. Yeah. But this is a victimless crime. It is not. The bank has insurance for this. But in the insurance company.

There you go. guys. I am okay with jackdum. You can't just yell the word listen and us believe you. I am okay with jackpotting. This is a funny crime. Since he said listen. If you saw machine jackpotting, would you grab the money?

Yes. How would you not? If there's $100 bills, $20 bills flying out of the ATM, you are going to be diving and you're going to start stuffing it down in your shirt. I'm not. No way. One, it's not my money so I know it's eventually not going to be my money again. It's going to go back.

And I'll be on camera jumping into a pile. money. You're like it would be some experiment where they would be seeing who takes it and you'd be caught on camera. All of a sudden, New York Times doing a story about this too. I'm on that. Oh my goodness. You can't do that, dude. Shout out.

Put me on camera. I don't care. There's free money. I'm taking it. Show my face. No, man, I'm not stealing it. It's on the ground. I watched the Grammys last night.

Dda, da, da, da. And they were way too long. Da, da, da. Almost three and a half hours of. Nothing. Man. That was a jam. Not nothing.

That was good. No, I got to tell you, I turned it on. I'm thinking, it's a 6.30 p.m. Central time. Things are going to be over by 7. Yeah. And I was in the mood. Good half hour of Grammys. And get out of there.

Be home by dinner. Why didn't start early? Because it's in New York instead of L.A. So they were on East Coast time. Gotcha. But it still rolled until 10 p.m. And I watched the whole thing. And I just, I was happy that Stableton won.

I mean, He's our crown jewel. Great representation of just country music. But man, it was just a lot. I muted it a few times and turned it off and came back. I thought the opening performance from Kendrick Lamar was really cool. Visually, I thought how they were moving around with all those people. That was cool.

I thought Little Big Town was good. But, man, they did that whole Broadway thing. Yeah, that's a lot. Shoot, man, I'd rather watch a nature show. They do that because they were in New York. Is that? I don't know. I feel like they lost a bet or something.

That's why they did. Sorry, you have to do the Friday. Yeah. Now, producer. Heads or tails. It was tails. You have to do this 12-minute segment that nobody cares about. Just bite the bullet and do it.

Well, somebody had to have thought that was fabulous. My wife loved it. Oh, there you go. She was singing the song with the... Well, I even knew the song because it was Don't Cry for me, Argentina. I knew it from when Madonna sang it. I don't know the movie, but don't cry for me. Evita.

I was just too much. I didn't like it when they got political. I'm over that. These people on the ward shows don't represent us when it comes to politics. They just don't. Because there's no equal. You don't have some people...

I don't even like talking about politics. But yeah, but it was good. Listen, Chris Ableton won for either way for Best Country Solo Performance. Little Big Town won for best duo or group performance for Better Man Broken Halo's from Stapleton Best Country Song

Best Country album with Stapleton from A Room Volume 1 This is my favorite song Both records And Best American Roots song Jason Isbell in the 400 unit I just love this if we were a vampire song It's like

You know We had all the time in the world But we're not We don't Knowing that this can't go on forever likely one of us will have to spend some days along maybe we'll get 40 years together but one day I'll be gone

one day you'll be if we were vampires and death was a joke we'd go out on the sidewalk and the snow and laugh at all the lovers in their plans So there you'd feel the need to hold your hand. Maybe time running out is a gift. So there you go.

The winners. We have our own Grammy country. Country Grammys. Yeah, host about me. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Today, Monday, January 29th, is Tom Selleck's 73rd

birthday today. And you may ask, why do we care about Tom Selleck? Why do we care about Tom Selleck? Because I have a game called Name That Tom. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, yeah. By the way, I also know Tom Selleck, not only is Magnol P.I., but Monica's boyfriend and friends. Oh. Yes, very true. And he's in Blue Bloods, which I don't watch. Ooh, it's a good show. But I see the commercial. So, name that Tom. Your example would be not, you can just yell it out. It's no matter. Name the Tom. Then have the light bulb. Thomas Edison. That's correct.

Okay, that's just an example. No point given. Oh, darn it. We'll go around until someone misses. Amy, ready? Oh, great. Yeah, now I got to think of my Thomases and my... Mm-hmm.

Named that Tom. He once gained and later lost 50 pounds for his role in a movie about being cast away. Tom Hanks. Correct. Softball. I get it. Lunchbox. That was a tough one.

He was married to Nicole Kidman for 11 years. Oh, Tom Cruz Correct Name that Tom Yeah An American fashion designer And founder of a renowned lifestyle brand Popular in the 90s, Eddie

Oh, that's Tommy Hilfiger That's correct Oh my gosh Good job Clown, so close His father wrote That ain't my truck Thomas

Brett Wow Wow Okay, okay, okay, okay. Name that Tom. Hey, lunch marks. Yep. Plays the bad guy in Thor and data Taylor Swift.

Oh, yeah, that's Tom Hiddleston. Yay. Who paid, I pay attention to when Amy talks. That 30 second skinny. Eddie. Come on. Known for his role as Agent K in Alien movies. Alien movies?

Tom Arnold? No, Tommy Lee Jones. Oh, come on. Oh. So dumb. Amy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Founding father, one of the first presidents.

Tommy Jefferson. Oh, named that Tom. Yeah. What is up? You got it right. Well, that was the easiest one we had. That wasn't it? Tom Cruise.

Currently, the oldest quarterback in the NFL. Starting quarterback. Oh, man. And people say I look like him. Tom Brady. No, they don't. But yeah, that's correct. Yeah.

All right. Speed round. Okay. So we had to yell it? Yeah. Oh, boy. I'm ready. Just yell the answer.

All right. You get one answer. Ready? Ready. He's an off-road vehicle, often used for the military, also a cartoon. What? What? What?

He's an off-road vehicle, often used in the military, also a cartoon. Lunchbox? Lunchbox. Thomas, the train! Oh, is he a train, Eddie? Yeah. I thought he was a tank. I just made that out because I was out of questions.

No. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. You know what? It is the right answer. Thomas the train or Thomas the Tate. That's a boy. Yeah, I really screwed that one out.

That's fun. You're like, oh, he's a train source. But his name's still Thomas. And is it still an off-road vehicle? I mean, it's on a railroad track. Is that a road? Yes. And is it using the military ever trains?

Yes. Lunchbox, you are the winner. Hey, Amy, you were both working from the same bad spot. It's weird. My bad, my bad. It's okay. It's good. My bad, my bad, my bad.

My bad, my bad, my bad. My bad, my bad, my bad. And they stay there. And they stay there. My bad, not bad, not bad. Thomas the train. Shout out. My bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.

Are you ready over there? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm ready. Are you ready? Is America ready? We're ready. Okay. So Lunchbox will now do a report on Tim McGraw.

It's an eight-week series. where he knows nothing about music. So we said, hey, it's time to learn. So Johnny Cash was last week, and now this is report number two on Tim McGraw. That's a good song. Samuel Timothy McGraw was born in Delhi, Louisiana on May 1, 1967. And here's a crazy thing about Mr. McGraw. He didn't know who his dad was until he was 11 years old.

He was looking through his mom's closet for a picture for a school project when he found his birth certificate. And he thought all along his stepdad was his real dad. Then he found out the truth. His dad was Tug McGraw, professional baseball player. This is going to come into play later in the report. So just remember that fact because it's coming back around. So he goes to college on a baseball scholarship,

learns to play guitar, playing the local bars, and his friends tell him he's terrible. In 1989, his hero, Keith Whitley, dies. That day, he drops. out of college and moves to Nashville to pursue music. He said, I'm going to New, I'm going to Nashville, I'm going to a singer. So, he

records a demo, and he gives it to his dad, Tug McGraw. And his dad's riding around in the truck with a buddy, and he puts it in. This buddy's like, man, I know someone at a record label. I think this is really good. He sends it to the guy at Curb Records. Curb Records gets it. Has Tim McGraw come in?

And he gets a record deal! How awesome is that? That is so crazy that his dad is just riding with some friend who knows the record guy, and that's how he gets a deal. So, he releases his first album, all excited. Flop. No sales, terrible, didn't chart, didn't do so well. So they set him on the road to learn how to stage presence.

Then he comes back in 1994, and he releases not a moment too soon. his next album, and this put Tim McGraw on the map. First, it was Indian Outlaw off that album. Oh, wow. Yeah, he didn't know that, did you? I did, yes. Yeah. Don't take the girl?

Number two, yeah. Jam. Woo! McGraw was named Billboard's new country artist, and he had, where'd it go? Hold on, hold on. Not a moment too soon. Hug the top spot for 26 consecutive weeks. This put him on the map.

Then he went on to release 14, well, 12 other albums, 14 total. He won three Grammys. He married Faith Hill, had three daughters, and he's still killing it, and he provided Eddie with that chair. Nice. I like that. He has 14 Academy Awards, ACMs, 11 C-Mays. 14 Academy Awards? 14 Academy Awards?

That's a lot of Oscars. That's an Oscar, dude. Like, Tom Hanks doesn't have 14 only. Meryl Street may not have 14 Academy Awards. Academy of Country Music Awards. Sorry. But he has 14, 11 CMAs, and three Grammys, three daughters, and a wonderful wife. Wow.

That is amazing. I'm surprised you didn't know about Tim meeting his dad for the first time. No, I didn't know that. It was in the ESPN book. I knew that. But I knew that, too, however. But it was later on. Okay.

his stepdad was his real dad and then that is how it was crazy. I mean, that was crazy. Could you imagine? Hey, when you're gone to my reports? I'll teach you something. I would still be in like therapy for that. What did you take away from it? Man, I did not realize how long his career has spanned. Which is amazing because he's still putting out current hits. Like he's not a legend act. He's still super relevant and he's been around forever. Also, I found it surprising that a new guy has his first record just flop and they stuck with

him. I figure usually they would get rid of someone because, okay, we didn't invest that much money in you. You had a bad record. You're not going to make it. That happened to a lot of people. Even New Kids on the Block, they had a terrible first record. I know that's a crazy one to use an analogy, but they were a phenomenon. Yeah? Huge. Huge. Luke, Brian, had a bunch of stiffs early. Everybody has stiffs early. See, I didn't know that. I don't know that. I just see, everybody sees their hits. That's right. I'm writing a book on that, fail until you don't. And then when, after everyone's ready for you to look. People don't notice the failures.

Yeah. So they only see the victories. Well, you do. You notice the failures yourself. I notice my failures. I'm like, I hate myself. It's what you do with it. I hate me.

I hate me so much. And you want to know how much he makes a year? Estimated by Forbes? I just don't believe those numbers. Okay. Well, then I won't tell you. You can. 33 million.

A year. Wow. It's not bad. That's all. I thought it's more, honestly. Is that another zero? But that could be old numbers. I may not be doing the new numbers.

I just don't believe that stuff. It's because they put stuff about me too And I'm like, how do you even know this? It's not true. They just make stuff up, I think. So how do they have my contract? Yeah. How do they know your stuff?

They don't. They have hackers? No, they don't. Forbes isn't hiring hackers to go. All right. Today, guys, we're going to go with the IRS. And Wayne Newton's our target. Go.

Yeah. But it's all good because people like to read this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's totally in the clear. All right. Lunchbox, thank you very much. Good job, lunch. That's good.

That's crazy. I like that. I like that. Who's the next one going to be on? I'll think about that. I'll get back to you. No, you don't decide. Oh, I don't decide.

This time we shall go back to the legend category. Yes. Well, in McGraw, legend? No, he just said that. That's why he's still producing. You have to listen. Tim McGrawl puts that heads right now. But he's still a legend.

You can't be a legend if you're putting on hits. You can be a living legend. Thank you. But he's still relevant. Super relevant. That's even better than being a legend. He's currently awesome. You shall next do one on George Jones.

That will be your next. I am. Next Monday. I'm excited about that. Can't wait. I'll get to study him. We give Eddie a hard time because for most of his life he's done nothing around the house. What? What? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess back in the day, I think the big thing is I didn't change diapers, really, I guess. And then now you say you don't really clean or do anything.

Yeah, well, here's the thing. This is him and junior junior as four-year-old. Yeah, because kids tell the truth. Okay, here we go. Do you see me do work around the house? Like what? What do I do around the house? Uh, work? Like what kind of work? Just watch the dishes. Oh, I do wash the dishes, don't I?

Do I ever cook? Yes. Do I clean the kitchen? Yes. Do I ever do laundry? No. Do I fold clothes? No.

Do I give Coachella a bath? Yes, yes, you do that. What else do I, do I mow the lawn? Ooh, I got one. Go. You go to sleep. around the house. Oh, I go to sleep around the house.

That doesn't really work. Yeah, that's not really work. But, yeah, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. So he was on a roll and then he got me at the end. But you see, I do things. I work, man. I told you I started doing the dishes.

Isn't that your New Year's resolution or something? Well, no, I started it late last year. But I've continued to do the dishes. Hey, almost due January. The kitchen is my domain. A pin a rose on your nose. Yeah. You want to hear, there's some sort of weird rivalry between Lunchbox and Eddie.

They're always bashing each other in the early morning message on Facebook. They're always competing. I don't know what it stems from. Personally, I think that Lunchbox must have a problem with somebody on the show at all the times. All times he has to have a problem with somebody. Yes, I agree with that. In the history of the show, he's always had a beep with somebody. Usually new people, but.

Yes, but there's really nobody. The only new people is like Morgan number two. She's sweet. Sweet as cherry pie. Yeah. You know me? Yeah. So, like, go ahead.

My problem with him is he talks about how lazy I am, and all he does is talk about how lazy I am. He does talk about how lazy he is. Like, he spends 30 minutes after the show just sitting here imitating me, so that's him being busy. So, producer Eddie who does video, lunchbox co-host, they have this rivalry, and they're always this ripping on each other. So Eddie's trying to record commercials, and lunchbox keeps interrupting him. That's the worst. So Eddie's like, oh, come get you a new car. Lunchbox is like, how's that going?

And he interrupts it. You can hear Eddie get so mad. So annoying. Oh, I would too. Three, two. Here's the club. Three, two, one. The big game is this weekend and got, good luck.

The big game is this weekend. Got your snacks ready? All right. Whenever you're ready. Oh, you don't like it when I'm good? No, it's funny. The first, it's funny. So, hey, I'm just saying.

So annoying. You don't know what's funny? Is he a dealt with the day before to me? So I did it back to him and he gets annoyed. That was like two months ago. Okay. That's enough. Thank you very much.

If you do it to him, you cannot complain. Exactly. There's not a statute of limitations on when lunchbox can't do it again. I'm done with you two's rivalry right now. That's what I'm saying. But on the shelf, we're putting it on the shelf. Thank you. All I know is I'm not in that rivalry and that gets done to me too.

Oh, you'll have your turn where lunchbox gets mad at you. I don't do that to him. That's annoying. Who wants to be interrupted when they're trying to do spots and get out to the door? That's what I'm trying to say. No, lunchbox, you are the worst. He did it to me. I'm done.

I'm done. No more talking about this. Okay. No more talking about this. Okay, okay, we're done. The big game is this weekend and got... Good luck. The big game is this weekend, got your snacks ready.

All right. Whenever you're ready. Oh, you don't like it when it's good? No, it's funny. The first, it's funny. So when are you going to stop? Hey, I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

You're doing to me? I'm going to do it back to you. That's what happens. Oh my gosh. We're 12. I know. We're adults. I won.

No, we're not. Not me. I'm mature over here. Keep that chin. up. Keep that chin up. You take your kids to that trampoline place, Amy? Are they all bounce around? I haven't yet, but I keep hearing from people that that's definitely something to go do. Yeah, one of my buddies just said, take your kids there. All their energy

goes away. Yeah. Okay. I need to do that every night. I was over at Amy's house on Friday night, and it's a lot. But it's an extra lot because at the orphanage, they don't have bedrooms. They have big rooms with a bunch of beds. They all sleep together. Yeah, and all day long, all they do is run around outside, all day. And play with their friends all day. They're a condition to just run around outside all day.

Imagine you go from that to living in Amy's house when it's cold and you're cooped up. Yeah, and it's winter and you're, it's I try to put myself in their shoes and create things indoor. I've allowed things indoors that I normally probably wouldn't. I'm like, they got to get it out. Yeah, we set up hurdles and we're doing fake Olympics. The whole thing was

Let me present to you a story that I just found remarkable over the weekend. Remember Dane Cook? And you guys funny? Yeah, he was funny. He used to have arenas. Yeah. Huge. Dane Cook, now 45 years old, is dating a 19-year-old.

Wow. Hey. Here's the thing I, because I posted on my Instagram. The age difference is not such a big deal to me. The fact that she's 19 does blow me. my mind a bit. Yeah. Because if you're 50 and you want to date someone 27,

okay. Jamie Fox is 50. He's 50? Yeah. Whoa. So he wants a date 27-year-olds? Cool. I don't get a problem with that.

So what's the difference here? Same amount of years. 45 and 19. It's 26-year age difference. But they're not just not together. They were together when she was 18. Yeah, which means they're in my mind. Which means in my mind they probably were together before she's 18.

Yikes. So when I read that. So Dane Cook was putting hashtag relationship goals, and they were both drinking a coffee, and I had to put this on Instagram. So it's on my Instagram. She drinks coffee? Yeah, she's loud. Game, that's funny.

In April, Dane Cook first post of the photo of her. She's a musician and praised her for her talents. He said, my girl is one of my favorite people on the planet. She's a talented singer, most importantly, a genuine person. Check her out and get to know her music. She's going to go far. Alongside of the photo, the pair hugging each other, and the minions. She's, what?

No, they're not minions. She's really pretty. Yes, she is. Yeah. Well, yeah, guys. No, not every 19-year-old's pretty. I mean, you say, yeah, guys. Well, no, not every 19-year-old is pretty.

Thanks, we're clarified, my guys. I would assume that every 19-year-old that's with a multimillionaire comedian is in his 40s. It's pretty. Exactly. Just think of the scenario. It's just a 19-year-old part. Like, what do they talk about you think? And maybe he's rolling.

Her music, duh. Yeah. Hey, play me that song again. Oh, this is cool. What is this? Sean Mendes? No, no, it's SpongeBob. She's like, tell me some jokes.

It's the SpongeBob soundtrack. Who, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob, Square. And he's like, that's cool. That's deep. Wow. Wow. So he's 45, she's 19.

Lunchbox, your moment for rebuttal as we make jokes. I think you guys are so rude. Someone finds love. You've got to be happy for them. It doesn't matter the age difference. As long as she is legal and they're happy. When you say that, just legal. That terminology is terrible.

You're right. No one broke a law. No one broke a law. They are happy. Why can't you be happy? I mean, look at Bobby. Bobby's single and alone and we're making fun of Dane Cook for having a chick. I mean, who should we be harping on?

Bobby. No, I'm not going to make fun of Bobby for me. Let's be real though. Bobby had a 19-year-old girlfriend. We would kind of be like, And I'm eight years younger than him. Exactly. And Lunch Fox, as long as she's legal, that statement means you're okay with a 45-year-old.

Let's just take them out of the scenario. A 45-year-old dating an 18-year-old senior in high school because it's legal. I'm okay with that. I find it I would wait until they're out of high school. That's my rule. Why? It's Michael. The day after graduation.

My personal motto is when they graduate, you can't hate. Game on. You can't hate if they graduate. Lunchbox, you have to have to be your motto. If I wasn't married, don't hate, they graduate. If you weren't married and you met an 18-year-old, I would wait for her outside of graduation and give her a kiss. Absolutely.

You would just wait. You wouldn't kiss her before that. You couldn't kiss her before that. You had to wait until she walks out those doors. But she moves a tassel over, lunch moves in. When she walks across that stage, she's of age. When she moves that tassel, it ain't a house. asshole.

Oh, dude. Wow. Wow. You're such a creep. She's in that gal and I'm going to take her to town. That's good. Okay, no. All right.

Okay. When she's done with trigonometry, she's going home with me. I don't understand how you guys. He's such a creep, man. How is that creepy? I know. I couldn't date it. I'm 37.

no way I'm dating a 19 year old. No way. Mark it down in the book. Why could you not date a 19 year old? Because personally I would have a trouble with teenager. And secondly, I don't know we'd talk about stuff. No. What is your 20?

Have you seen kids in high schools these days? The older we get, something's like... 19 is not high school. No, no, no, no. Okay, fine. Still. They're held back a year that could be. I see kids these days.

That is the sign to me that I'm getting older because I'm like, they just look so little. Yeah, so young. But? But, Sam, Cum La Cum Laude. They can kiss me. What? I don't know.

I really want one to rhyme with diploma, but I can't think of it. Bobby, think of it. If she's got a diploma, she's going home. She's coming home. Whatever. She's coming home. Yeah. Okay, let's do the Amy's pile.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Everyone in here is tried a cronet, right? It's the croissant donut situation. Overrated. I know. That is not the problem. point in my story. That came out five years ago and you

could only get it in New York. People would wait hours in line and then it made its way across the country now you can pretty much get them anywhere. And let me tell you, there's a new mashup in San Francisco and I can't wait for it to make its way across the country and it's called a tachro. It's a taco croissant.

Is it a breakfast taco? I mean, they make all kinds of things. They do chicken, pulled pork, barbecue stuff. I bet that's good in a croissant. It's just sweet bread. My ancestors are rolling in their grades. turned into a taco, man, that looks good. So if anybody wants to start making that around town, that would be great. So would you rather tell someone your weight or the balance in your bank account? 158.

Yeah. That's my weight? Yeah, 172. 163. All of us pick weight for sure. Yeah, 68% of Americans would choose their weight over money. I'm surprised that 32% would say how much money they have over their weight. I can look at you and just guess.

I can't look at you in so much money you got in your bank account. That's true. You know, I can make an educated guess. Go ahead. Okay, I saw this and I thought it was funny because the Patriots, they're boycotting anything that is made famous like from Philadelphia. No cheesecakes, no Liberty Bill, no Constitution. Soft pretzels.

Yeah, Will Smith, Sylvester still. Wait, the Constitution was really in Philadelphia? Well, a lot of early America was. Okay. Yeah. I was like, dang, there you are doing some bad stuff. They're boycotting Eagles in the shape. of any form.

Mm. And then... Well, that doesn't sound very patriotic. Yeah. All things American. But to be fair, though, Eagle fans are in on this two

banning Boston cream pies. Okay. But that's about it. Good. Man, I don't know. Who? Everyone in here rooting for the Patriots? Are we saying who?

Or not? I mean, I don't care to say. I don't have an interest. I'm rooting for Tom. I like to see sustained greatness. Okay. So that's cool. But if the Eagles want to be a good story.

Yeah. Nick Foles. Represent. ATX. What up? That's cool. West Lake, shout out. Go ahead.

Go chats. Okay, who is the first person you turn to when you want advice, Bobby? I don't have a mentor. Right here. You don't? I've never had a mentor. Do you have people you go to? I just had this conversation with my therapist.

I've never in my life had a mentor that understands me. At least in my, no, I don't have a mentor. You have a peerish mentor. The only person I talked to is a peer, Charlam and the God. That's what I'm saying, or like Kennedy maybe. sometimes you bounce ideas with them. If I have to pick somebody, it's Charlemagne the God. Breakfast Club in New York.

Okay. There was a survey done. They said the first person most people go to are their partners for advice. Second on the list is a friend and then followed by a parent and a sibling. Yeah. I had a whole moment at my therapist. He was like, hey, so who's your mentor? I've never had one my whole life.

Because I've, no one. That's interesting. I'm trying, yeah, I don't really have one for you either. That's why I've screwed up so much. You don't have one help. Ever. That's not a sad thing. I mean, a little bit.

No, if anything, it's allowed me to go and break down my own walls and screw up my own ways. And let me tell you, I've broken and screwed up a lot of ways. You know what I'm saying? And, you know, just to wrap this story up, we're all co-workers here. And only 1% of those polled said the first person they turned to for advice is a co-worker. Oh, yeah. I go to you for advice about certain things. Like, you know, if I wanted to adopt from Haiti.

Thanks. By the way, I've adopted a baby. Yes, you have. I have a little Bobby, B-O-B-I-E, a little baby doll in the studio. And so, Amy, I understand what you're going through because we've... Yeah, that baby has survived a lot. This is a baby that threw up at the building, and lunch you didn't catch. But, yeah, so I'm also in the process.

Totally the same thing. I can relate. Does that baby keep you up at night? Nah, she just sits on the table here. Nah, she wants to be fed. Nah, she wants to do. Hang out. She say, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.

Oh, boy. Amy's spiraling. Mom. She spiraling. Mom. Mom! Mom, Tablet. That was Amy's pile of stories.

Thanks to Devin Dawson for coming by today. That guy's really good, and if you haven't had a chance, check out his music. You should, because his music's also really good. Here's a song you might know. You got my number you can call on me. If you're in trouble with the fall on me. Check it out on the podcast. We also played Willett Uber with a box of snakes today.

You can listen to that. It's a pretty interesting show. Learned about Amy's kids and their favorite songs now. Appreciate everything. We'll see you on Tuesday. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones, M.R. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much for being here. Put it all on me.

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